Streamed live on May 11, 2024 as #wsw 252 expulsions of dizzy legizzy battlites
With Joe & Jen LegitBat
Talking Flattoberfest, the idea of starting a mystery school, stereotypes, gender differences, and recount a hilarious exchange between a Nigerian interviewer and a transgender activist.
https://rokfin.com/stream/48561/wsw252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yCBJigfZ5c
https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/weaving-spiders-welcome/wsw-252
Audio recorded live Saturday nights and streamed to:
https://rokfin.com/OdinsAlchemy
(00:00:30) Introduction of friends Jen and Joe from Legit Bat
(00:01:45) Discussion about the challenges faced with a stolen truck and the community support received
(00:03:13) Humorous anecdotes about pets and their behaviors
(00:08:36) Exploration of the recent sightings of the Aurora Borealis and related social media trends
(00:46:26) Discussion about appearance changes and the idea of morphing one's look through technology
(00:47:38) Personal experience shared about receiving feedback on clothing choice at a speaking event
(00:48:36) Conversation about personal grooming habits and hygiene practices
(01:15:37) Opinions on the Coachella festival and the desire for recon to observe the event atmosphere
(01:17:41) Introduction to Flattoberfest and its location discussions
(01:18:34) Discussion about starting a mystery school and alternative education
(01:20:04) Exploration of polarized filters and observations on a second sun phenomenon
(01:21:23) Conversation on societal issues, racism, and gender identity
(02:24:42) Exploration of synchro mysticism and patterns in daily life
(02:26:58) Reflections on societal norms, societal expectations, and individual perspectives
(02:27:02) Discussion on Eurovision, cultural differences, and the controversy surrounding certain entries
(02:27:05) Discussion on societal issues and lack of consensus
(02:28:40) Debate on gun laws and regional differences in California
(02:35:09) Conversation about Bohemian Grove and conspiracy theories
(03:04:18) Discussion about dealing with baldness and shaving heads
(03:06:00) Experience with using DMSO and its effects on allergies
(03:08:10) Observations on plant growth after wildfires and excess moisture
(03:23:15) Humorous interactions with pets, including cats and ferrets
(03:37:59) Anecdotes about a cat stealing bones and hiding them around the house
(03:38:25) Discussion about kittens, feeding time, and the behavior of pets
(03:39:01) Stories about pets wanting food, sharing pizza, and behaviors like stealing food
https://serve.podhome.fm/weaving-spiders-webs
In this episode, we engage in a casual conversation among friends covering a wide array of topics. From recent experiences to historical figures' appearances, and even humorous interactions with pets, our discussion is filled with laughter and insights.
Throughout the episode, we delve into struggles with staying on topic, experiences with presentations, appearance alterations, and engaging in speaking events. Join us as we share stories about our pets, attending Coachella, and memorable interactions with people from different places.
Exploring further, we touch on Flattoberfest, the idea of starting a mystery school, stereotypes, gender differences, and recount a hilarious exchange between a Nigerian interviewer and a transgender activist.
Our conversation also delves into Eurovision, cultural disparities, sleep apnea, and personal anecdotes that shed light on various aspects of life, relationships, and societal viewpoints.
Additionally, we cover topics like synchronicity, societal norms, gun laws, societal unity, Bohemian Grove conspiracy theories, Ishtar and Easter symbolism, and the effects of fame on individuals who compromise. We also share thoughts on voting, climate change, and the significance of leading a self-sufficient life, all while sprinkling in humorous discussions on renaissance fair costumes, haircuts, and masculinity.
Lastly, we share amusing stories about pets, including dogs, cats, and ferrets, highlighting their quirky behaviors with drugs and food.
In this episode, we engage in a casual conversation among friends, exploring a variety of topics ranging from recent experiences to political and historical figures, and even the antics of pets. The dialogue meanders through light-hearted discussions on the Aurora Borealis, attractive politicians, and amusing pet behaviors. We delve into appearance changes, personal experiences, naming pets, and attending festivals like Coachella. The conversation takes unexpected turns, touching on controversial subjects such as underage involvement in adult industries. From Flattoberfest to starting a mystery school, alchemy experiments, polarized filters, and societal issues like racism and gender identity, we cover a wide array of topics with humor and wit. Reflecting on Eurovision, cultural differences, synchro mysticism, and societal norms, we share personal anecdotes and observations on life, relationships, and current events, exploring the complexities of human behavior and societal expectations. Delving into societal issues, political opinions, historical references, and personal stories, we discuss masculinity, hair length as a status symbol, and the historical significance of long hair. We touch on self-reliance, living a rougher lifestyle for perspective, and infuse the conversation with humor, pop culture references, and shared personal experiences. The episode also features a humorous exploration of pets, from drug use to ferrets and cat personalities, adding a light-hearted touch to the discussion. We wrap up with funny anecdotes about pets like cats, dogs, ferrets, and their behaviors, while hinting at future meetups and the evolving relationships between hosts and guests.
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Alright. What's up, everyone? Hey, Al.
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Checking on the streams.
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Yeah. Get the rock team going. Tonight, we obviously have, in person friends of mine, also, Jen and Joe from Legit Bat. Awesome, awesome people, and they're gonna come hang out with us for tonight. It's gonna be a guess. Alright.
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When Joe said you wanted us to hang out tonight, I honestly thought you guys were in town, and I was super excited. Me too. I was very bummed. I'm down to hang out on a podcast, but I thought you and Christie were here. We're we're gonna be doing that soon. We literally just got a truck back. We went fucking
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like, our truck got stolen. I went to Flattoberfest,
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and my truck got stolen. I'm convinced I turned into a donkey and walked away. But Yeah. Yeah. We can figure that out for sure. So then,
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the community put together Brian Stavely did a GoFundMe, And, my partner Brian threw down, and we're able to get us a new truck. And that's how we ended up. We ended up stuck in Vegas for a while. And partially because they're like, if the truck gets found and you're not here, then, they're gonna impound it, and then you have to pay for that. I'm like, that's some freaking horseshit. Well, we waited, like, over a week, and it never showed up. And then we finally started looking around, got a new truck. Brian Stavely and them did that. So we were able to get a new truck. And, it was Brian and Brian, which is great. Right?
But, that truck fucking we get home. I go to hall you know, we're obviously we've been gone for a while, so I immediately have to go get supplies. We go to get the supplies. We're loaded up with hay and everything else. We're coming home. The truck catches fucking fire. It just turns into a fireball. And, like, everybody in the community that talks about how, like, these vehicles don't burn down like that. Oh, yes. They fucking do. Like, that thing went Well, yeah. We saw the pictures that you posted. That was wild. Yeah. Crazy.
So that insurance, I had Progressive, and they offer me 35 100 fucking piss ass dollars. I'm like, I wasn't driving a Ford Ranger, guys. Hell. And, so then I end up getting into an almost 6 month fight with progressive, before they finally came off a check that was decent. And I was able to get the, it certainly wasn't great, but it was enough. I was able to go get another truck, and I actually got lucky. This truck, the guy was trying to buy land, and so he had was renting out this house that he had in the city and had to get his shit out of there, and he had too many trucks, and he was just gonna go stay in the Winnebago for, like, a couple months in between, so we had to get rid of it. And I got a good ass deal on this just beast of a truck. So Nice. Nice. Yeah. Does it does it hold beefus and meatus?
Yes. Yes. It's back in fact, they've got their own door. It's a 4 door truck even. So they got a full back seat in their own door.
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So they know where to go. When you're, like, getting the truck, they don't try to jump in the front anymore. They just go in the back. Yeah. That's what my dog does. She knows her she knows her door. That's why I'm saying that. We just took a walk today and I'm, like, alright, let's get in the car. And she's like she walks to the the back door. She's like, this is my door. Like, I know exactly where to go. Yeah. I love how at the beginning you said my friends in real life as if, you know, Marcus isn't a real friend in real life. Well, he is also. He's already my friend.
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But I've spent real lifetime with both of you. I've been in your home, broken bread,
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and and marketing And other things.
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And smoked a dab rig and turned orange juice.
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Passed the piece pipe, broke the bread, you know, like Well, you didn't pass it as much as just hit it the whole time and chug orange juice, which I commend you for because that was amazing. I I've never seen anybody smoke that much, especially the the quality that you smoke in one sitting and not just fall over. No. And and not break character. You didn't change once. No. He was still over. Your mentality was the same in level the entire time. And I'm like, oh, wow. I would be off my rocker or asleep. No. I'd be curled up on my kitchen floor and not know it till, like, 3 days later. But this guy just keeps going. Like, wow. That's amazing.
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We're getting started. It's just We got we got the links shared
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somewhere. This is Bowie. That's always Oh, are we supposed to be serious now? Shit.
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No. I mean, we haven't done the intro video. This is just the mic test. We're just, making sure we can hear everyone clearly. Hot mic. Hot mic. Mhmm. Uh-oh.
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Place How do we sound? Do they sound okay when you're, like sick? People know I get started. Tabs?
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Oh.
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Uh-oh. Now do we sound echoey, or is it does it sound okay?
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Sounds like, you're on the radio. Well, I'm in clue. Right? Coming through real clear.
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Copy that.
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What are you drinking?
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Don't you worry about it. I'm right here.
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We're drinking the only the finest studio.
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Hey, keep crying.
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It's always in the garage. Are you fucking 14? Yes. Hey. Look. Somebody $20 to go get you the cheap material they would buy out of a liquor store for you? Hold on. Hold on. Is cheap. Listen. No. We're not.
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We were drinking Coors Light for a long time. And then we tasted Keystone. Someone had Keystone. And I was like, this tastes exactly like Coors. We did a taste test and then we can't justify the purchase of Coors anymore. It tastes exactly the fucking same, and it's, like, $10 more. So fuck it. And it's the same buy Keystone. It's the same piss water anyway. Yeah. Exactly. It's too much beer. I can't I can't be buying Sierra Nevada all the time.
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I'd be bankrupt.
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We don't always drink Keystone, but if we're gonna drink shit yellow beer, it's that. It's the cheapest and it tastes exactly the same as Bud Light, Coors Light, and it's just,
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again, way cheaper. Yes. Like like, was there no strobes available?
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No what?
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Stros. They probably went out of business. Fuck is that? I don't know what that is. I used to be, like, fucking, like, $5 for they called it a suitcase. It was 30 of them for, like, $5. I actually traded 9 Kansas throws once for a Dodge Ares, And then I only had a thermostat and ran 5. Hashtag
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Humboldt County. Jesus Christ. And you're making fun of us for drinking these? Jesus Christ. I don't know where that was when I was. Like 18.
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I did pay somebody to go into the liquor store and give me the cheapest beer.
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Okay. Mad dog 2020, Kimo. Fair enough. Yeah. I have a knock up Disney tonight. 1994.
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We got our, off brand Tasmanian Devil ready to go. Oh, yeah. Got a little Wow. Look at that design. Computers. Math. Computers. Designs. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, they get you part of the way there, and then you gotta
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help them finish. Get them over there. Gotta chokes it. Yeah. Yep. Yep.
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I'll bring you guys some mead when I do come over.
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Oh, please do. We're going to the Renaissance Fair next month, and I'm gonna try mead for the first time. Yeah. We gotta get our taste in for the mead.
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Yeah. You're gonna you you you'll shit yourself when you have the difference because they're the stuff that you're gonna have at the Renaissance Fair, you know, because it has to meet standards. It's Yeah. It's gonna be some bullshit. Yeah. Right. I want standard list Mead. They have to put they have to put, you know, a whole bunch of different things that kill all the the yummy in it and, make it so you get hangovers and things like that. And Well, I'll wait for your unregulated mead then. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah. Mine is unregulated mead. I want your unpasteurized mead. Per our broadcast standards and our pre
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flight check, we say the date is May 11th. That would be Friday. May 11th. This is w s w 252, expulsions of dizzy, logizzy, bat lights or something like that. That's okay with you. Oh, sounds good. We got some real obnoxious music to play. The URLs to the streams are shared, they're in the private chat if you see it in that tab, if you wanna share it to your socials. Let's, play some obnoxious music and get this thing started. It's about 12 minutes.
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Thank you.
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Boner.
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Did you say weenus?
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No. Ween, not weenus. Anus with a w. Anus. Boner.
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Do you guys ever play, PlayStation?
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Why the mumu mama vibes Oh, yeah. Don't forget Taz. He put the If this is spin,
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this
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Getting closer. A real spun up. Feeling a little dizzy.
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Trying to send Andy an invite, but I can't seem to get it to work. That was a wild intro. I said the best part is, like, I couldn't tell if some of those things were you're doing or Joe's.
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A lot of it was mine. I was just trying to I didn't I didn't know what was going on. That was the longest intro of a show I've ever seen. Do you always do that?
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Dude, dude, dude, this is after, like, like, the first year I was on, it was, like, 25, 30 fucking minutes, sometimes 35. And I'm like, you guys,
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we had to do we had to make sure that the goats were fed first.
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Oh, okay.
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That makes more sense. Could you hear Joe's sound drops, though? They sounded great,
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and I I won't reveal
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who put what in the salad. I I couldn't tell either, so I was just going with it. It was a very well tossed salad. I think it's a crowd pleaser.
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So who are we talking to tonight?
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Chad and Joe from Legit Bat. Please tell everybody, and I I only place I know to find them on is on Rockfin, but anywhere else that you can find legit bat, please let anybody know what you want them to know.
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You can find us anywhere you listen to audio shows. We also do upload to to YouTube, but, it's more of a an advertisement for Rockfin because that's where our main following is, as well as audio. But, I mean, Telegram, Instagram
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I I mean, why would I wanna miss that?
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I don't know. A lot of people do, though. So I don't know what their problem is, but, yeah, you can find us anywhere. Just I always tell everybody Google legit that, and we pretty much dominate Google because nobody else has that fucking name. So genius move on my part. You're welcome. Good marketing. Yeah. Unintentional, but, you know.
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And you've interviewed in here before? Put him in a hot seat, interrogated him?
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Oh, yeah. No. We we've had him on the show. He's been to my house several times. I've met his dogs. I used to work with his wife back in the day at a restaurant. I mean, we go way back at this point. Like, we're old friends. We're basically, twin flames. You know?
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Exactly. No. It was hilarious. We were on a episode of a show together that was neither of our show. We both happened to just be invited on it. And all of a sudden, Chris, she's like, is that guy's name Joe? And I'm like, you know, yeah. Did he used to work at Denny's? He used to work at Denny's, and Joe all of a sudden gets to look like the CIA's over. So, like, how the fuck do you know that? And Jen just perks up like, yes? And he's like, how do you know that? Christie pops in, like, hey.
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Hi. Yeah. I was like, get into frame real quick. Who are you? Oh, shit. Yeah. I did used to work with you. Fuck. Small world. Star,
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please.
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God dang it. Are you eating pasta on the show?
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Yeah. Is that okay? Okay. You know what, Christy? Christy has this real real habit of if I have a show, she will literally you can go back through my shows, even interviews on other people's shows, and actually see her hammy food as I'm talking. Like, why do you do this to me?
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I got no control. She's trying. She's nourishing your soul, dude. Like, do you do you eat when you're on crow 777? Because that's where I first heard about you was on crow 777. I'm like, oh, I gotta talk to this dude. Little did I know you lived a couple hours from me, and you'd come hang out and smoke bowls with me. But, did did you eat on his show too? Because I would be interested to know that.
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You know what? I've been on his show, like, literally 20 times, I believe.
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So you have? Probably.
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Probably. We we just had crow on our show. Sorry to cover you there.
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It's a little, poppy cock. His his is just audio. So, you know, as long as he's talking, I can quite get a bite and nobody knows.
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Why did you put a cock over my face?
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That's,
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a crow. It was a poppy cock. Black that's a black bird. A poppy cock. Oh, a poppy cock. Okay. I'll a crow. He's like, that's a crow as far as you know. That's a crow with the radio. Poppy cock. Okay. Poppy is around the globe. Whatever you say.
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Crow didn't have his camera on, so we had to provide an image for him, and that was the image that was provided for him. So, yes, we know what blackbirds are.
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Blackcocks. That's funny because when he's been on our show, I've actually superimposed his Zoom square with an actual picture of him from shoot the moon. I don't know if you like that or not, but I didn't I didn't ask. But I was like, your face is out there already, bro. So I just super imposed it, and it's just a still frame of crow. Like, you're well, it's out there. So whatever. I never heard anything back, so guess it's fine. He never talked to you again? No. No. He's coming back on again next month, actually, with Rose and Jason, all 3 of them, all in one place at one time.
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Yeah. Beautiful. Well, he's really the guy to talk to about shooting the moon and shooting the sun, and we had some coronal mass ejections
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last night. Which sounds sexual, but it's not. Get your mind out of the gutter, people. It's not nonsexual. Like we got bucaki by the sun, and it just turned into the northern lights. So it kinda sounds like
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Well and it's beautiful. It's a beautiful jizz all over the sky. So you were talking about that earlier, Ben, about how we might cover that and everybody's talking about it. It's like the solar eclipse. Everybody's fucking talking about it. I'm fucking sick of hearing about it already. But, the interesting thing is what came up afterwards with the the harp experiments, and that's on mainstream websites is these harp experiments have been going on. So what's your opinion on that with the is it a solar flare? Because there's both sides of the aisle. Again, being very divisive as usual, but there's either it's either a solar flare or it's heart manipulating things. And now we can see in California, the northern lights, which as far as I know, have never fucking happened. So what do you guys think about
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that? So when you guys see the the the crow, he has been doing all these different, he's been rebooting his own personal work where, you know, he became most famous for the,
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the lunar wave recording the lunar wave. So Yeah. Yeah. He's got his fucking sun scope out now. I saw a couple pictures. I can't wait to talk to him about that. And he's seen,
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giant flares. You know? Crow's been recording this, so what they're saying isn't bullshit. Like, there was a giant there's been giant flares, and crows recording them. And, you know, in no way do I think that they they got control of the sun. I don't I don't think they have that. So,
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yeah, I I I Don't you think it would be a great time for them to do those experiments while there are solar flares that are being recorded? Or at least say they're doing those experiments. So we think they're the ones behind it. There could be that too. There could, I guess. But they could be doing experiments where they're they're not saying that they're going to create Northern lights, but that is a part of what HAARP is researching.
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Right. Well, also, I think that everything that they do with chemtrails highly ionizes the sky. And the northern lights, you know, that's something that I've been like, when I was a little kid, there was no chemtrails, especially in South Dakota. That's a very modern thing. And, the northern lights when I was a little kid was something I saw, you know, 4 to 6 months a year or something like that. If you hung out outside, you would it wasn't like it was last night. But, again, this is an electromagnetic storm. So, you know, what they're tell saying is an electromagnetic storm.
Well, if you if you basically open up the pathway, of course, it's gonna work a lot better. And so to me, this isn't that odd that it's now carrying a lot further. Because even the last couple of years, they've been seeing colors that I never saw as a kid. When I was a kid, the northern lights were were blue and green, and I used to stare at them all the time. And it was like little little waves across the sky, and I would see them. And I'm a farm kid, and we didn't have cable. We didn't have TV. You know? We didn't have trees.
Like, I'm from, like, up by the Canada border. Like, we had nothing to do but stare at the damn sky, and so I got to see that a lot. It's a natural phenomenon, but I think the ionization that they're doing might be what caused it to carry so far and caused it to have these colors that, as far as I know, basically only got saw in, you know, like Iceland, Norway, you know, areas like that, where they're seeing them pinks and purples.
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You mean places like the north, like northern lights? So, yeah, I I saw an interesting map earlier. I was talking to Jen about it, and they showed the the kind of the circle of who could see it. And it was very strange. Like, why why is it only at the top of the Earth? And we this goes into toroidal Earth or think what you want about flat Earth and all that stuff, but, like, I love the toroidal Earth Earth idea where it's like a donut and shit's just feeding in and out. That makes way more sense as to the map that we saw
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of how you could see them. Yeah. But when I looked at it so it's not over the North Pole at all. I think that's super weird. You'd think of it It's curiously absent from the North Pole. It would be hitting the North Pole and then going down. But it's not in the North Pole. It's completely absent from that and then only circling the North Pole. And there's science to answer that, I'm sure.
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Answer me in the comments, people. Let's do it. Yes.
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The North Pole is Mount Meru, and the energy is literally going straight down, all the byproduct is would not be right there. The byproduct doesn't happen, Like, when you go up and you read a heat signature a signature coming off a wire, that's not the energy going through the wire. That's the byproduct coming off of it. So that that particular energy is not inside the wire. So we would so if that's let's say that's Mount Meru, and there's a connection happenings at this point in time between the the even the invisible sun and or the sun, whatever, and the North Pole where it's this energetic connections happening, then everything around that would be where we would see the, you know, the the, diffusion of energy.
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Yeah. And that makes sense. What they're measuring. They're not measuring that connection. Gotcha. More sense to me that would be on some kind of
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non spheroid idea of a thing. I'm not trying to say flat Earth here. And I'm you know what I'm trying to do. But, it doesn't it make more sense that it would be on something a little less 3 d? I don't know how else to say that. I know you know what I'm talking about, Ben, but why would you put that out there for the people?
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Well, that that that, you know, to find a a a center point on a ball, you know, from the outside. How do you do that? Where do you pick that? Makes no sense. Like, there's not. Everything's equal. It it doesn't even make sense where
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when you look at there would be a a a magnetic north or south on a ball? Yeah. It doesn't really make sense. Yeah.
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So people have taken pictures of this, and they're posting it all over social media saying where they're from. Now if the citizens wanted to do their own science, they could put it on a map to kinda see where it was visible and confirm it with the, official charts to kinda see if it's gonna match up 1 to 1.
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So that's another weird not to go on a, side trailer or anything as we do at Legit Bat, but, the the very fact that this has been all over social media and everywhere else for the last, like, 48 hours is very alarming to me. It's like, why is this such a big deal, and why is literally every other post on Facebook somebody taking pictures of this aurora borealis thing? And we we I mentioned to her last night, we're trying to take pictures of it because we could see it from here. So we could know now, but No. What it looked like from here Could not see it from here. Is that it was a little brighter in the north. Once you get your phone out, then you can see the greens and the blues and all these crazy colors. But if you're looking at it with your naked eye, you can't see shit. It just looks a little brighter like Walmart soap. You've got the you've got the light pollution of Redding. I live out in the mountains. No. No. No. No. Okay. No. No. No. So here. So we have hold on.
Hold it up tight. There we go. Nice. No. Okay. So okay. Take taking that into consideration, the light only with our camera. This is not nothing. Like, I see that night out there every day, and it doesn't look like that. It was definitely brighter last night, but I couldn't see any colors or anything. It just looked like some lights were on. And then we took a picture, and then you can see all the colors. I I don't know if Nick colors out here, and we could see the fingers
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because that's the whole thing. In the pictures, it comes out real diffuse. But in in person, you can see these, like, energetic fingers and waves. It's very
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That came through in some of my pictures. That's all. But it's just in the camera. We were looking at a black night sky. I took these long exposure pictures and it came out with this pink at the top, green at the bottom with the fingers on it, but we could not actually see that with her naked eye. No. I I couldn't see any color at all with it. I'm also color blind, so take that into consideration. But, no, she's standing next to me. She's like, I see the same thing. It looks a little brighter in the north. That's it. Then we took a picture, like, a long exposure. Then all of a sudden, all these colors show up. I'm like Well, we we actually I turned on my camera and I just held the kit the phone up with the camera on, and I could see all of the pink and green at the same time that I could see nothing with my naked eye or screen. The live preview on the screen of the phone through the camera app at least they wanna do it every single day because you never know what they're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Like, when I take pictures of jewelry,
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it doesn't look as good as it does in my eye. That that's the fact.
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Like, when I take so that's very odd to me that the what you couldn't see with your naked eye, your camera was picking up. That's interesting. Right. It's like taking a picture of the moon. You can never take a great picture of the moon or even a sunset or something like that. It always looks more beautiful with your eyes than it does in a camera, but this was the complete opposite. So I'm gonna probably do that for the next couple weeks and see what's going on in the sky around us because we're in Northern California. We might as well. Maybe there's nothing. Who knows?
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Well, come to my house.
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I guess more more of anything, I just wanna know why this is the, the current thing. So we're all aware of the current thing.
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I mean, that's that's that's current thing. We that's not that's pretty self evident. I mean, everybody I lived in Aberdeen. I'm from Aberdeen, South Dakota. So I was on the very edge of visibility of that as a kid. Now that's dissipated even since then, and now it's back. So most people under 60 have that live
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south of the very northern part of the country have never seen this event in their entire life. Like, Christmas the novelty of it. Yeah. We'd people just hadn't seen it. I think that's pretty normal. Seen it at all, but I've also never been to Southern Canada like where you I know. But social media is a thing now. I saw it all over social media and I was like,
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Canada. No. And I always pay attention to that. That's what I was trying to get at is that every time I see something being algorithm algorithmically pushed on social media, I start wondering why. And in the last 24 hours, every single post has been something about the northern lights and people's pictures of it. It's almost like, no, it's real. Look at it. Like, all these people took pictures of it. I'm not saying it's not. I just am wondering what the what the point is here. Why is the algorithm pushing that in our faces? We had orthodox
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Easter last Sunday, so now was this the return of Jesus Christ? Oh, it's Jews again. Ah. Was was it? Well, no. Not them. It's the the rapture happened maybe with anyone. Or
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or the great northern gate opened again in the return of Odin. Hail, Odin.
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Got
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that's your opinion, Ben. I've got a great license plate from South Dakota. I don't think this is ever Ben's license plate. But, you know, Jesus is Lord here.
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Jizz Lord.
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Yes. Jesus is over the,
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what's up?
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I gotta go to Columbia.
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The person That might be Kristi Noem's car. Because Kristi Noem as, as a brilliant you can go ahead and look this up. Mhmm. As a brilliant campaign for antidrugs decided to put out meth. We're on it.
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Okay.
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That is pretty brilliant, actually. I I approve that message.
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Yep. You know, not you know, just didn't apparently realize how that reads.
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Dear lord. Yeah. Sometimes if you're gonna put out messages like that to people who are on drugs, you should probably get with a couple just to know what the lingo is and the slang and just not say those things.
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Yeah. When when when people when people are, like, when people are, like, I can't believe that she put out a book that that says I shot that she was shooting dogs that were misbehaving and stuff. I'm like, yeah. You're not from South Dakota. This chick, she says some shit. Like, you just don't know. I haven't read the book, but she wanted everyone to know that that story was definitely in the book that someone
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wrote on her behalf probably
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about her life or parts of it. Is is trying to portray that she's ready to make tough decisions is what she's trying to portray with the killing dog story, which is not gonna catch any good traction. Like,
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you know, I understand what you're doing with this. I get it. But but this is it might like I said, for people from South Dakota, this is Kristi Noem. This is what this bitch does. I said meth. Oh, isn't she the one that's always riding a horse or something? Yeah. Is that the same? Okay. I thought so. I'm not up on my politics these days. No. You're not a tough decision. Couple of shows ago. Yeah. Attractive. If the more in my opinion, the more attractive a politician is, the absolute more garbage of a human being they're gonna be. Like, it's it's definitely a so and Kristi Noem's pretty attractive, you know, for an older woman. So you know what? That's weird because it goes both ways because look at Hillary Clinton.
So,
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you know, that is see if the bipolar thing That's a great point.
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It is a valid point. That is a valid point. But, I mean, I don't think Kristi Noem is I think now. I think what you mean is now, like, in 2024,
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the more attractive Lauren Boebert, you know, all these people AOC. AOC, things like that. Yeah. They're putting these people out there that are more attractive to be like, no. They're not garbage humans. Look at their titties and their butts. And everyone's like, oh, yeah. Fair enough. But that's that's one of them. That's honestly always been the case. They just hadn't yet taken advantage of it because when you look historically,
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so Kennedy is one of the first nationally seen televised people. Young a hot man. Yeah. Most attract probably the most attractive president that we that has ever been and out of our history.
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And you look like Bill Clinton. George w Bush. George w Bush. Have you seen Abe Lincoln?
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I mean, come on. Boner. I'm just fucking with you. Never mind. It's okay. Yeah. I saw some fucking post the other day that was saying that they that they even back then were etching in things into photos and basically do you know, it was just Primitive Photoshop? Yeah. Primitive Photoshop. And they showed, like, a picture that was supposedly Abe Lincoln, and it was like, his fucking chin was so bad. It was so fucking bad, and then they're, like, they just drew in the beard.
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Oh my god. I'm gonna be surprised though. Like, we talk about this all the time. Like, I don't know what to believe about history. They show these pictures of, like, Lincoln in Washington and all these most of them are drawings or paintings or photographs.
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Who fucking knows what those people look like? Yeah. In a 100 years, what do you think they're gonna make pictures of Trump look like? Or pictures of Biden depending on who's drawing it. It's gonna look weird as shit. They're they're gonna have 7 fingers and, like, who knows? Or no fingers at all if AI's drawing it. But if if it was back in the day and there was no AI, the people who hate Trump would draw Trump out to be this hideous monster creature. And then Biden
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Biden would be this sludge monster that's like, oh, like, they would not make these people look attractive because both sides hate them. Is that your cat? Is that one of your cats? It is my cat. That is not a sound effect. So I've got a mama cat in here, and she turns Tasmanian devil. So it's hilarious that Ellen put that. And fuck it. Three times in, like, the last 3 hours, she's went off on the dogs for no apparent reason.
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They've been? Sounds like we're on kill Tony right now, and someone's just doing the meow. No. No. Someone's done. Because we have, like, 4 fucking stupid cats, and they're always meowing. As soon as we get on a show, they're outside going, what the fuck are you doing? So I was just making sure it wasn't one of them that I have to go, like, decapitate real quick.
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Yeah. Yeah. No. No. This is this this is this one here behind me that's in in jail because she can't keeps attacking the big hippo. She's all hopped up on goofballs. Yeah. Yeah. She got into the meth, you know, and and and now she's attacking the pitbulls. Yeah. She's on it. Now she's attacking the pit bulls. One of these dates, Tear's gonna go like, dude, you know you fit in my mouth.
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Like And you taste really good. Yeah. Even if you don't. I'm a beefy boy. I don't think you need us. Aw. He's a good boy.
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He just let that cat attack. He also lets Brian's dog fucking Brian's got a little one of them little fucking yippee dogs, and, it's it's, like, crossed with all the wrong things. It looks like somebody did a science experiment. Kinda looks like that fucking thing that fucking Alan Mark Marcus had the fucking on the picture. Bulge Scooby snacks. Everything. Like, it's, like, part of the park. So it's got, like, the bulgy eyes and, like, also the chihuahua legs. It's, like, it's, like, all wrong, all the wrong things. And he bites Teer in the face, and Teer just looks at him like, what are you doing, dude?
That's pretty funny.
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I am friend. He's like, I'm so patient right now. I'm not murdering you. Well, I feel bad because we derail shit so much. Welcome to legit bat No. I'm sorry. We're just talking about kitties at this point. My bad.
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We went from Aurora Borealis to, like cat actually started that. So we gotta blame the cat on this one. Oh, I'll blame the cat every fucking time. When I wake up in the morning, I blame the cat. Well, it's because it's true. It's because of the cat. Right. It's fair. So right. We have a tradition of bobbing and weaving on the weaving spiders, kind
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of getting around the topic, taking the long
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long got wound up. Well So now we're trying to unravel. Because that's all we I I can't stay on topic or shit me. I don't know how Crow and other people can do it. They spend an hour and a half, 2 hours on one topic. I'm like, I'm in a 100 different directions by minute 5. I don't know how you guys do that, but much respect.
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So to be fair though, when I think about it for a minute, I know giving a 2 hour presentation is fucking rough, dude. When you're talking about college for that. Like, Zephyr here, just put William William Shakespeare. They all look like different people. Well, now let's take now that the poor common man, I e through their phone, has the ability to morph their way they look. If you were a rich person getting drawn and you say had a weak bitch chin, would you buff it up a little bit? You know, maybe Or maybe if you were bald, would you put some hair on there, Ben? You know, I wouldn't I wouldn't this is this is sexy. This is No. I like it.
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I wouldn't change anything. Actually, you'd look really fucking gay if you had any Very rich people, if they had the opportunity, would absolutely change that because they care about that material shit. Any normal person who doesn't care about that would be like, no, no, just make me how I am. This is me. But if they want to be looked at as something different, a percent, maybe like percent, like, you look perfect. Of a filter where I'm like, make it brutally honest, make it a caricature,
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exaggerate my features because I wanna know where my flaws are so I can see them. That'd be awesome. You know, nobody's really that good of an artist, though.
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So my first big big speaking event, I go to go to it and Christie, and it's one of the only times she's ever done this to me in my life. Christy just looked at me. She was, are you wearing
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that? And I left her as, like, oh, that's a wife line. Oh my god. It is. I was just thinking that too. Christy, good for you. You probably
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saved his life. Great job with those chromosomes, Christie. We love you. It's like I'm like,
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fucking do it. And and and she's she back back in the day, I used to actually have these kinda they were like jogging pants, but they were made by MeUndies. And apparently Mm-mm. And apparently, they accentuated the the package The package. Even more than the gray sweat pant type thing. Penis. Way more. And No mystery. And that was the only other usual times if I wasn't even thinking I'd go to go to town, and I don't think about what I'm wearing. I don't, like, look at myself and go, oh, is this I just go, oh, I gotta go do something. I go do it. And I don't give a fuck. Yeah. And Christy looked out of me. She's like, no.
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Like She's like, you're about to give a huge presentation. You're definitely gonna get a boner. Don't wear sweatpants, dude. It's okay to go goblin king mode every once in a while.
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Boner. Yeah. That's why you're going out when I'm on vacation, straight up goblin mode. I'll go 2 days without showering or doing shit. I sit on the couch in my own filth and play war zone, and that's it. And then finally, I'm like, you know what? Can confirm. I should probably wash my ass crack by now. I don't know. I do have a wife. You before I'm like maybe. How long was the last time you took a shower? Was it 5 days ago or I'm starting to get a little ride. Whatever. Yeah.
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That's how God intended it. No. You shower. It's good. Do you think they had warm water at the Bohemian Grove
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back in the day when they owned Woah. Is that a is that a real picture? Or is that a AI? Is that Bohemian Grove? Probably Bohemian Grove. I haven't confirmed it. It's on some archives. Like the Redwoods for sure because I've been there. That looks like the Redwoods. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be Redwoods. And it looks like a lot lot lot of honkies. So probably brohemian grove. Which ones are the ones running?
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Where are the running women and children? Where are those?
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They're not allowed in the town to that first.
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Andy. What the hell? Oh, let me try and send you an invite again, Andy.
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A toupee?
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I'm not William Shatner.
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What?
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I say no to the toupee.
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Uh-huh. No. Don't do that. Just if he likes you for who you are, that's good. Embrace the bald. I'm gonna go pee real quick. You guys carry on.
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Is there something wrong with Andy's Facebook maybe or what? I'm gonna try and send it to Christy instead and then forward it to Andy.
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The Facebook.
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Yeah. No. It might be the screen yard to Facebook.
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Oh, boy.
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Thing is not working.
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Are you trying to stream to Facebook? What? No. No. No. Why, Andy? What are you doing with Facebook?
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I'm trying to get Andy, you know, there's another, spider. Her name's Andy, and I'm trying to get her a link, and I'm failing miserably.
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And we're we're live. Correct?
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Yeah.
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Yes. Neat. Alright. And your listeners love this. This is cool to them.
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Yes. Okay.
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I can't tell anyways. I think I think this is great. We go off the rails when we go live too. Just send people It's Saturday night. It's May. People are
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just going crazy. It's springtime. Everyone is just ready for some action of some kind.
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So we're just, ready for it. You know, when I started like you like you just said, Jen, most people that they know me and my reputation's a lot bigger than my show. Like, my name is bigger than Odin's Alchemy by far. And that's because for, what, 4, 5 years, I was out speaking and talking on, you know, Crow or Freeman Fly, whatever, but I didn't have a show because I didn't even have fucking Internet. Like, you know, I was living Alright. Right. I was living out in I was living out in Whitmore, and I had to drive almost to Redding before I even got signal. And Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, like, all those fucking first interviews for, like, the first 4 or 5 years is me driving to the actually, there's a a bridge that goes across the road about halfway between Palisadeo and Redding.
And that bridge is about where I could catch good signal.
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Silver Okay. Still water. Still water. And, yep. I know where that is. Yeah. I know. They did 3 games for that whole area. Have you seen it? I'm 44.
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Yes. Yes. And and that's about where I would get good signal, and I would pull off and park over by that bridge. And for, like, the first 4 or 5 years, that's every show I ever did on basically was me doing it like that. And Professional, bro. Thank you. Professional, bro. Thank you. So close to Coachella? Dude, when I had an actual TV show on a TV station, I was able to fucking just record that shit and send it in. So I would record it on my iPhone and freaking send it in, and the other people on the station would be so mad because they had, like, professional rooms and all this and sound studios and all this. And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like out in the farm. I'm like wearing coveralls and standing outside in the farm, talking into a talking into an iPhone and, like, actually one of the most popular episodes of the show ever and including just period on the station.
My duck named Howard stood right next to me, and I was talking. And I don't realize it because I can tune the duck out. You know, the duck's doing whatever the fuck stuff does. How weird the duck? Shut up. I mean, that's a pretty famous stuff for me. Yeah. So I got this giant white duck named Howard, and I'm sitting there talking and every and I think every time I would stop talking, Howard would be like, and then I'd start talking again, and then I'd stop. Like, and people were dying over it. Fucking this duck's just fucking going off, just standing there next to me while I'm recording.
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Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I agree, sir. Thank you. Quack.
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Yes. Shit was hilarious. That was some good shit. But I've never, I had Jared for a while. He was my producer, and that was the only production I've ever done. I don't know how But then he got a life as you said earlier. He got life. Yeah.
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Yeah. So you were on a a syndicated TV show, so you're a legit illuminate confirm sellout. That's good to know.
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I broke it. A European mostly European station. Oh, that doesn't count. It was a pagan It was a it was the largest pagan station in the world, and I was also on the largest, pagan radio station in the world.
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Well, if it was the UK, it doesn't punk count. So Yeah. I got a ton of bandwidth. Station
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was the station recognized by the European broadcast union?
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Fuck if I know. I just sent If it's recognized by anybody, then I don't I don't know. Big enough that the year that I quit, So I was supposed to go tour. It was something like 22 or 27, countries, and I was gonna speak at the Pagan Music Awards, And I was gonna be the guy that, like, speaks and introduces people and everything else. And, like, Wardrun is one of their headliners. You know, that was, one of the bigger bands there. And,
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what are you presenting on? Like, besides paganism? Like, what were you talking about? That's what you did on our show the first time? Yeah.
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Yeah. You know, and there isn't too many practicing alchemists around. So it's, but then, so they told me that I was, throwing pearls before the swine and that, I need to stop saying some of the things I was saying. And I said when you need to start saying more of that. Yeah. And so I looked at them and I said, isn't that a Christian saying? And then I said, you know? And then so they they got this head of the alchemy some alchemy society to come give me a talking down to. And then him and I start getting into a fight, you know. And, yeah, you know, because I don't take talking down to as well.
And, the guys the things he was saying weren't making particular sense. And so finally, I was like, what the fuck kind of alchemist are you? Because he didn't understand what I'm saying either, and he goes, a classic alchemist? And I was like, what's a classic alchemist? You know? Because none of these people that are in any of these things have ever fought in their fucking life, so I'm not, like, intimidated. I can just jack however jackass as I want. And, you know, like you're like, woah. Like, whoo hoo. Look at and so Jesus. Yeah. And so you're like and so I was like, you know, what's a classic alchemist?
And he goes, a young Ian alchemist?
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And I was like, what?
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I was like, it's no fucking wonder. No. Nothing you say makes any sense. Have you ever even done lab alchemy? And he's like, no. I do spiritual alchemy. Like Oh my god. So he's in his imagination. That's what he's saying. I imagine stuff. Okay. That's all of them. They're all ever since young, everybody's an alchemist. And then you go to find out you go to look at what they're doing, and none of them have ever actually touched a fucking lamp. They've never done I don't have a whole lot of pet peeves, but that particular one
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drives me nuts when everyone's like, I'm an alchemist. I control my own faith. I can manifest things. It's like I make things up. Why are you living in a 3 to 2 person apartment in the ghetto? Like, what are you manifesting right now? Why should I follow you? And they're like, well, it's because, you know, the best days are ahead of me. I'm manifesting my future. It's like, well, manifest your fucking present because you suck right now.
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Cammy Nodell's in.
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What is this? What are we looking at? Cammy Nodell.
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He's saying welcome to Cammy. Welcome to Cam. We're welcoming our friend, Cammy, in
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the present I see a kissy face. Now. A kissy face and a flower. Okay. We're looking at you know, Bob, you know about Globusters?
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Have you ever you've heard of Globusters?
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I've heard of it. I've never watched your show or anything, but I've I've I've had people recommend them to me.
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Oh, Beth. Hi, Beth. Good crowd tonight. On Beth's show? Just on Beth's show. Everybody that missed that.
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I did. I missed that. Sorry.
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Was that live on Saturday?
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That's alright. I'll spank you later.
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Oh, okay. Well, you're gonna have to drive about 3 hours. Do you have your truck back yet? Better make it. Right?
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Dude, I got I got such a badass truck. I got so lucky. Because the thing is is, Jen and Joe know where I live, like, literally, the hills are like this. Like, there's grades sometimes that where even cars have to put it in 1st gear to get down that fucking down that hill. Oh, I used to drive drive those roads once a week from my old job. I I know what you're talking about. Yeah. So freaking, and I'm hauling, you know, with my old truck even, my old f 250 Super Duty, I was right almost every week overloading my truck and a lot of times pulling a trailer and coming down that fucking everything.
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Just hauling your dogs.
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Yeah. Yeah. Just just meaty's fat ass. And But He he got them big old he got them big old thighs. Like, that's just a chunk of His paws are the size of my face.
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Yeah. He's really if you've met me, it's not saying a whole lot, but for a dog, that's a pretty big paw.
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Yeah. He a big boy. Yeah. And his his thighs are just like if if World End ever came and, you know, things came down to it where you start eating your own animals and stuff like that, his thigh, that's, like, 2 weeks. Yeah. I would start first. I ain't even doing that. I I would wait for my dog to die naturally and then eat her. I'm not gonna kill her to eat her. I'll let her start first and then eat her. Yeah. Although that does seem quite intuitive because if she stars first, there's not gonna be much left.
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That's true. Maybe I'll just starve then. Yeah. I could lose some weight. We'll starve together. Oh, baby. Cats are going off.
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Oh, dude. She's so butthurt, but she keeps tacking, which actually the dogs are outside. She could probably come out.
[01:00:24] Unknown:
I'm surprised my cats are being as quiet as they are. I haven't heard a fucking word from or a meow from any of them.
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They hear how They're too quiet. They don't want Yeah. This one is a demoness, but she is the best rat killing cat ever. You know? Because we got them damn wood rats. They're the mountains are just riddled with wood rats, and they'll come into your house, like, in an army, and this cat's like the Tasmanian devil cat assassin. Are you saying The most my cats do is kill fucking mosquito eaters. That's about it.
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Are you were you saying a hood rat?
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That's what she would look like if she was a person.
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Harry Potter with guns is the best thing.
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That's Harry Potter with guns and made in black? That's that seems racist.
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The, the Warner Brothers really don't like us to talk about the fan edit called Harry Potter with guns. The wands have been replaced with sidearms. Jesus Christ is my nigga.
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Fucking. Who did that? Who just fucking did that?
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It's, Harry Potter magic.
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Is that an AI image? I I just find it incredible racist that in order for Harry Potter to have guns, it turned him into a black guy. I'm just pointing that part out. That would be a lot more interesting of a Harry Potter. That's the, the NSFW,
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Harry Potter is all of them with side arms instead of fucking gay magic wands. In here too. Yeah. And you know Samuel Jackson's in here too. It was his Saying motherfucker every time. Yeah. For morning Dude, I saw I saw a breakdown the other day of how much that dude makes per movie over his lifetime and how many times he said motherfucker, and it ends up being something like a couple $1,000,000 that dude's made just off the word motherfucker. I believe it. You know? I don't believe a lot on the Internet, but I do believe that.
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Harry Potter with guns is a real fan project. I don't know if you can find it anywhere. They like to cover that up.
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But the I gotta go to the dark web. The Russians are real good about it.
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Yeah. He would definitely be, like, one of the younger teachers that was, like, helping the students, and then they then they would have Morgan Freeman as, like, the as, like, Gan as, like, what's what's the old professor's name? Oh, shit.
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Oh, the, the Netflix adaptation of Harry Potter? Yeah.
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Yeah. Like, the the then he'd he'd be, like, the the head guy of the school.
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What is his name?
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A headmaster of some type. See, he's the guy that we're not supposed to say the name of.
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No. Voldemort's that guy. Okay. But he could be black too. He could be fucking Morgan Freeman, I guess. Yeah. Don't limit yourself. You Voldemort could be, Morgan Freeman. Who knows?
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You know, that'd be a really weird.
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I'm there for that. I wanna watch that.
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Throwing some snakes, throwing some planes, some geometry.
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Motherfucking snakes. You know, Wesley Snipes, are they gonna come back? And Eddie Murphy, you know, they can both be in there. Wesery Snipes?
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Hey. We just watched Blade the other day. Yeah. We watched, the first 2, actually. They hold up. Okay. Yeah. Not too bad. Actually, The CGI is a lame. The CGI is lame and the jokes are super corny, but it's, reminiscent of the eighties nineties, which is always blood is a little too watery for my taste, but, you know The bloodbath scene, the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sprinkler head scene. Little too watery. Oh, yeah. That's like the very first scene. With with Tracy Lords, the the chick who made ever who made, like The porn star. Adult male,
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pedophiles. Yeah. What?
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I don't I'm not saying she did that. But What am I missing? The chick that leads the guy in okay. So in the very beginning, the chick that's in the car and she's like, oh, hey. We're going somewhere special. It's a surprise. And the guy's like, who cares? No. They both die. Who cares? No. She's a fucking vampire, dude. It's Tracy Lord's the porn star. And she leaves the dude in and then he dies. Porn star who is only 16. Oh, when that movie was made? All of them fucking porn's
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illegal as fuck. She was only 16. They quietly all of a sudden all of a sudden when she was, like I can't remember when she was, like, 19 or 20 or something, all of a sudden the world find found out. And before that, she was the top porn star in the world. And all of a sudden, everybody's porn is actually child porn.
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What the Well, she shouldn't have done so many drugs because she looked like she was 35.
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So I definitely do that. You know, if you wanna look older, do math.
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Yeah. That was just spouting off. Like, she did they're like, a whole fucking genre of American men, you know, from the eighties that were adults in the eighties were all watching fucking child porn and fucking
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rubbing water. So I think it's the intention though. If they realize that that was a child and they're like, ew, gross. I don't wanna watch this anymore. That's okay. If they didn't know in the 1st place, you can't really fault them. No. You can't fault somebody. Like, you know that weird Benjamin Button disease where, like, they look really fucking old, but they're, like, 11.
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How can you fault some I'm not saying it's right, but how can you fault somebody who looks like they're 48, but they're, like, 12? Like No. She looked like she was a child. You know? Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna have to Google this now. What's her name? I've never it's Tracy Lourdes. I just know the name of her. Marcus. Oh, Tracy Lourdes.
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I'm pulling it up. Here's here's the whole thing. And this is one of those things. There's another, there was another person in the community for a little bit that, also that got in trouble for, having sex with a minor. And, and that he was in the Flat Earth community. And he got in trouble for sex in the minor, and he's like, well, she told me she was 18 blah blah. She lied.
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And I was like was he? Just out of
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curiosity. He was a close he was, like, 28, close to 30. And and here's here's where I stand with it. I also can't tell if a girl is 18 or 17 or 19. I can't tell. So so if I'm single, I stay the fuck away from them girls. That's it's a pretty easy equation. Like, I don't be adult women who I'm not trying to even flirt with that line. Even if you're flirting with it, why is it that you're going after women, not women, but children who are so impressionable,
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especially when you're an older man? Is it because that a woman that your your age would not find you impressive at all, but a young woman? You know? It would have to be because, honestly, there's no way that you could connect. I don't mean to cut you off. I'm so sorry. There's no way you could connect with someone on that level. I can't imagine meeting a guy if I was single who was maybe 17 or 16 and having any sort of, similarity at all. Anything to even talk about. No. What would you talk about that? A 30 year old man and you can find something to talk about with an 18 year old girl that does have substance, you you have a fucking problem.
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So, I mean, that's all there is. Yeah. So this is news to me. So I had no idea. So she was born in 68. She was famous for, like, faking a birth certificate to conceal it. She was 2 years under the age of 18, so she was 16. Wait. 17. Yeah. 16. I can't do math. But she was in Penthouse in 1984, and it was banned as child pornography. How did the people the great people at Penthouse, who I'm sure are upstanding citizens, how did they not?
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Because it was 1984. They had no technology. They didn't look it up. No. She just faked it. She was like, here's my fake ID. I'm 18. And meanwhile, she's 16 and they're like, we're gonna take tons of naked pictures of you. And she's like, awesome. Somebody fucking knew. That's all I'm saying. So she was maybe business minded and she was, like, I'm gonna make a shell a little bit of money. Hell, yeah. She probably wasn't trying to sue them.
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So where did this 16 year old come up with the resources to get that? How much you wanna bet that they helped get that fucking fake ID and fake birth certificate?
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Right. How did she come up with that? Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe. Maybe she had friends. Maybe she talked to other people. You never know. Like, I'm just saying so looking at kids now, they're so fucking resourceful. They don't need to go to Hollywood to get the things they need. And it's not just because of all the technology that's out there. They just talk to each other and they figure it out. Think of the things we did. I mean, come on. We're the same age men. Like, we're close to the same age. I was a resourceful mother fucker. I could get what I wanted. Go to the library. Ask the librarian.
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They'll help you out. Oh, and it's doing porn. That was not something that was ever imagined at my age. And and and when I was a kid, we thought about doing definitely, we were resourceful, and we got out drunk, drank, and we, you know, got cigarettes,
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you know, did all kinds of, you know, different things. That's all I'm saying. I'm not talking about porno, like, specifically. I'm just saying, in general, being resourceful.
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So what 16 year old without adult, tutelage, you know, adult That's a great word. Guidance in some way. I guess. Wants to do porn. You know? When when you were 16, when you were, you know, when you were 16, you're like, you know what I wanna do? Porn right fucking now. I ain't even out of high school, and I wanna go do me some porn. I mean, I understand in today's age of, OnlyFans that's and and even before OnlyFans, the amateur But 1984? But 1984, no. That was a very,
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very niche niche thing that all the porn stars were well known. She was groomed. That's all I'm saying. She was groomed. That's what I'm saying. Probably by Disney. Yeah. That's possible. I mean, fun fact. So when I went to college, when I was 18, my roommate was a stripper at the foxy lady, which was the most famous But you were 18 in what, 1989? What? 1998 motherfucker. Shut up. 1998. I was 18. And my roommate was a stripper, and she was, like, trying to get recruit every single person in the dorm to be a stripper. And she talked about how much money she made, and some of the girls were 17. So some of the yeah. So some of the girls weren't 18 yet because they were just in college. You know, you don't have to be necessarily 18. Some kids are 17 when they graduate.
And she's like, Oh, no. I can get you in. No big deal. She's like a scout and agent. I can't do this. I I was just like, No, I can't. I couldn't be drunk or high enough to ever just take my clothes off for an old man and feel good about myself. So you guys all have fun. So see, that's where dudes are different. I can do that. I'd do it for free just for a show married her. But if you're gonna pay me for that, fuck, yeah. Look at my balls. Whatever. That's why I married him. He's like, I'll do this for free. Yeah. I was like, you can do it. Shows every night. If you want.
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He's like he's like, you don't gotta pay. See, so she's like she's she won't show it at all, and he shows it for free. See? Nobody's being a hooker.
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No. We all consent here equally.
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Yeah. But even in your story right there, there was somebody leading in grooming. So this was a 16 year old girl in an era when, you know, porn was an extraordinarily niche thing. Yeah. And and she said and in your story, she said, if you're 17, it's okay. We'll get you in. You telling me that somebody didn't tell that girl. Yeah. You know what?
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I got a guy. Yeah. I got a guy. Oh, no. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. I wasn't even trying to get on board with that. I'm just saying the girl Tracy Lourdes must have been just business minded to the point where she was like, I'm going to do it no matter what. I don't think that's a good idea. I'm not saying that what she did was awesome. I don't I just don't necessarily think someone coaxed her into doing it. I think she probably wanted to do a lot of the things that she did. Look at that cat anus. That is a beautiful cat anus right now.
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Like your Oh, you loved it. Or she? It's gorgeous. Or zer.
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There is a clip for the the yeah.
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That'll be worth a lot of money someday. I'm trying to steal my leftovers.
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I had to move it to the floor, and she just had all these cats just had babies, so they're all a little too skinny. So I don't know how you do it. We,
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I wanna murder our cats on a regular basis. I love them, and we take care of them, but we have 4 4 too many cats.
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Yeah. Mine are verbally abused occasionally.
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That's that's a fact. Ours are in a daily basis. Yeah. Most times a day. Yeah. Like, by occasionally, I mean, like, 3 times an hour, give or take. Yeah. But we also pet them and love them. We don't physically abuse them. We're like, I love you so much, you fucking retard. I hate you. Our 1 cat that we hate the most ran away and, and also said like, fuck you to me basically. Jumped the fence, was like, me, fuck you. And I chased him for 3 days. I finally found him in our yard and I was like, fuck. I found you. Goddamn it. Now I'm gonna take you inside because I have to and I feel bad but I hate you. And I took him in and he was like, I don't wanna go in. I don't wanna go in. Like while I'm holding him and I was like, you're coming in because I don't want you to die, but it's I hate you.
I hate your cats.
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I have a peacock named Henry. I hate that motherfucker.
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I hate him. Uh-huh. Why are your animals all named old man names? I love this.
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You know what? They are. Most of my dogs are named after, nor after, heathen gods. My cows are also the bulls are Vidar and Odin, and the cows are sunshine and Lola and buttercup and Chaney. And, but occasionally, yes, an old man name pops in. So, like, Bob, the cat, that one's because, they were Christy named him Black Betty because she thought he was a girl, and she used to sing the Black Betty song at him all the time. Yeah. And then they thought he was a boy, so they changed his name to Bam Bam, and then they changed his No. No. No. Not Bam Bam. Black Bart. Whatever. The train robber There was a Bam Bam in there too. There was some other things. And and the dude had, like, 6 different names, and there was boy, girl, boy, girl. And finally, I was like, his name, Bob. His name's just Bob. Fair. Hi, Bob.
Yeah. Yeah. No. And then come to find out his dad's name is Bob, the cat.
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Oh. Day. Perfect.
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Yeah. It's Bob Junior. Yeah. Is he should be addressed.
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Yeah. Bob Junior.
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And Bob Where is Coachella in California?
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Coachella is in California. It's just very far away. It's like close to LA. Yeah. It's down by LA. It's nothing I would ever be here. So west of us by a lot. Like 9 hours, 10 hours. Giant California. I know. People are like, are you guys still in LA? And I'm like, no. We're pretty close to Oregon, honestly. Just picture that we live in Oregon. Fly in all the time, and they're like, hey. Are you
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No. I'm, like, 12 hours from there. You could fly into Oregon and be closer to me by a lot. For sure. No. If I tell people the climate where I'm from
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before the state, they're like, oh, so you're in, like, Nevada or something. I'm like, no. It's
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it's California. Unless you already talked to someone. So I work with people in the Bay Area, and they're like, is it so hot where you are? But I'm like 4 hours north of them. Like, it is. It's super hot. Is it freezing cold where you are? Yeah? Okay. Cool. Have fun. Coachella, the festival itself is somewhere I never want to be. I didn't wanna be there when it started. And now that I've seen pictures and videos from Coachella, I'm like, no. Disagree. I would love to go there just to do recon and see how fucking crazy people are. Did you see Steph Tone from the Maya from the Deftones?
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No. Steph Tone He was wearing a shirt with my name on it.
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What? Coachella.
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What? I need to see this or it didn't happen. Pixar didn't happen. There's pictures. There's pictures. Pull it up. I don't I don't have them. I don't have them. Either. I know. I have It didn't happen. Ben, you're a liar.
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Karen has the I mean, it's because it's because of, Flattoberfest. You know, he's wearing a Flattoberfest shirt, so and I always wanted speakers, so my name's on the back. Was he
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at Fattoberfest? No. He didn't he didn't He just bought a shirt. He didn't even know what the fuck it was. He's like, this looks cool. No. He knows what it is.
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He's he was supposed to be there. Something came up. I don't know what.
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I'm not like that. Everybody knows depth tones is a Illuminati confirmed, so that makes sense.
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Gosh. I said about everything. Played it out. I know. With, with the Flattoberfest shirt on and, Yeah. My name is is Flattoberfest?
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Where's Flattoberfest this year?
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There we go. This year we don't This year, I was in Las Vegas.
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That's a picture of a picture. 20 Okay. 3.
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Nice. Alright.
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It's He's got the hair going and everything. Alright.
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So so this year, it's in Vegas?
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It was. It was. Last year, it was in Vegas. This year, I believe that it's gonna be in, what's that famous beach in Myrtle Beach?
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Myrtle Beach Turtle? In South Carolina?
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Yeah. That's the other folks on the other side. That. I guess I should've gotten when I was in Vegas.
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So on the flip side, Karen Karen, the, head of the Flat Earth Festivals, and that puts on, a Flattoberfest. Her and I are working on another project, and so there's gonna be an East Coast version and a West Coast version, and we're talking about starting a mystery school. And it wouldn't be quite like Flattoberfest where, Flattoberfest is it's you you go sit in a chair, somebody speaks in front of you. Yes. You get to meet other people from the community, which is amazing. A 100%. And, you know, the interaction with the speaker's a little better. You can meet them, say hi, ask them a question, whatever.
Get out of my way. But I you know, the you aren't actually doing anything. You know? You're basically, at the end of the day, getting an in person podcast. You know, somebody speaks, you listen, you sit there. Yeah. So what we're talking about Sounds like school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what well, actually, what we're talking about is an actual school, a mystery school, where, like, obviously, on this side of it, like, one day I would be the teacher and everybody would do an alchemy experiment. And you would actually do the experiment with your hands and do it. And that way, you could take that home. You know how to now know how to do extractions. You know how to make a stone of plants. You can if that's your area of interest, progress with that because you've now gotten the starter tools.
You know, we're talking about maybe over on Karen's side, we're doing like a macro over a macro verse, so they're doing the sky clock. And, like, Cammy Nodell's over there. She's in the chat. And, like, Cammy does polarized filters over the like, you can watch the video of the second sun where she puts the polarized filters over it. And then you can see that it's giving off its own magnetic field, so it's definitely there. It's just not in our visible spectrum What's going on there? Because, you know, that's just like when you're riding a motorcycle, you put on polarized glasses to get rid of the, mirages. Flare? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And take and take all the Mirages out of there. And so she puts that over there, and then definitely what's there is now has its own magnetic field. So there's this there was a second ball type thing or sphere type thing or circle, whatever you wanna call it, that was not in our visual range.
That was just outside the sun. And so, super interesting, but, you know, it's then they could take you and you get to use the telescope and you get to do these experiments, and it's not I watched a video, you know, you get to make your own determination.
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That's cool.
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Yeah. So, we're talking about doing Like a little private school for, alchemy and whatever you want. Just, alternative
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science, I guess. Yeah. So Not trust the science. That's weird. Not to, like, derail, but have you seen those videos of people apparently filming the second sun or third sun or 4th sun where it looks like it's coming through different layers of the firmament. Have you seen that? Yeah. Very strange. Yeah.
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Super strange. Super strange. And I don't know what to a 100% to make of it. And, you know, there's always been the black sun theory, you know, that the sun that we're seeing is not the power source that something else is powering that Right. It's like a reflection off of the dome or whatever you wanna think about it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Jizz Lord. Jizz Lord's back. Or, like, yep. Yep. You gotta get to keep the Jizz Lord in in in the equation because South Dakota, they're good at slogans. That is not a thing my state's known for, slogans. We were the wild west.
You know, everybody you know, a lot of people think, you know, if you don't study history at all, they're like, well, you assume California would have been because it's the most west in Oregon and all. But, no, South Dakota was the wild west. That's where, Deadwood and Wild and Wild Bill Hickok and all those things happened in South Dakota.
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We keep putting cowboy hats on cats, but as far as the mystery school goes, I might suggest arts and crafts. Maybe we'll do some tinfoil hats for cats.
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Oh. I need 4.
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With
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this. Also, that's the whole thing. No. No. No. No. I don't want to do anymore cats. Your cat to wear a tinfoil hat? Good for fucking you. Our cats wouldn't. No. They would eat it and then shit it. Miserable the one on the right looks. It's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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I'm so angry. I'm I'm pissing on your pillow later.
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Yes. Or on your face. Or right now. You after I kill you. Oh, our
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our one cat gets so angry. Our I disturbed our cat while it was in our litter box. I just walked past the litter box and it was startled for a moment. And so it jumped out of the litter box immediately and took a giant dump on our bed promptly. Like it was immediate. It just jumped out of the litter box. It ran into her. All I was doing was walking out the door. I wasn't I didn't touch the litter box. I was just walking past it and it was like, fuck you. You walked past me, and I'm I'm tense and nervous, and I'm angry now. So I'm gonna go shit where you sleep. And that's what it did. It shot right in the center. Well, that one cat is very, very active. It's shit on every single one of our beds. It's shit on our bed, Maddie's bed, and Kacen's bed. It's shit on everywhere. Cats have problems.
It was just a couple of times, but it was when it was startled, it's just like, fuck you. I'm gonna shit where you sleep. I hate you. I I don't, our cats don't shit in the house so much or in bad spots, but they will go through ownership battles of me.
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And so they will yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they will they when and when these battles happen, just Randall, you know, just all of a sudden, all the cast decide they own me. And then The beard is mine. And then they start pissing on my spots in the bed in my side. And then sometimes, like, one night I was laying there sleep. I woke up. The cat is literally pissing on my shoulder as this other cat sitting right here. Like, nah, motherfucker. This is mine.
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Like, that's mine.
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Are you fucking serious right fucking now?
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There was a couple days where, like, I couldn't keep enough sheets clean. Like
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By a couple days, there's been a lot. It's a couple of days.
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I imagine your house smells like a farm anyway. But so we live in the middle of the suburbs, dude. But when you walk in our house, it smells like a goddamn farm in here because we have a cheese dog, and then we have 4 fucking cats,
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and it just smells like, a barn. No. They've been to our house. It doesn't smell like a barn in our house. It didn't, Beth. Does. Smells like a hospital to me. And your water and your safe water smells like pool water. You guys are like, yeah. We have to put all these chemicals in it to make sure it doesn't. I'm like, there's not already enough chemicals in it. Jesus Christ. It smells like a jug of bleach.
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Oh, no. The pool, you got to. Otherwise, it's gonna grow so much. Tap water. Out your sink. Oh, no. I don't think we need anything. In the tap water. We have no filters. Smells like your tap water smells like cool water to me. Oh, it does. It should. It does have chlorine in it. It absolutely should. We have to put it through a different filter before we drink it. We've mentioned this on But actually in our county, we don't have fluoridated water as far as they tell us. Mhmm. Which is good to know. Like, you think if it is fluoridated, they would
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be very proud of that and tell us. No. So yeah. When I found out that our water has no fluoride, it was the dentist telling me and they were pissed. They're like, you need a fluoride treatment because Shasta County does not have fluoride in their water. And I was like, they don't? That's awesome. Hell, yeah. No. It just has cyanide and chlorine. You're one of those weirdos. We won't even ask you for fluoride treatments anymore, and they don't. They never ask me anymore. They're like, it just has everything else. No fluoride though. So, hey, Ben. Our cats have been doing the same thing to me where, I'm home all day now. I I now work from home for the last, like, year and a half, 2 years, and my cats have been pissing underneath my coat. So I have this winter jacket that I've had for like 15 years and I wear it wherever. And when I hang it up, the cats piss underneath it. One of them does. It pisses underneath it until I clean it up and that's their spot. And I'm like, why do you I hate all of you, like, I'm the meanest to every single one of them. I don't know why anyone, one of them would claim me, but they do. There wherever my code is, it could be hanging over
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the kitchen table or my No. That's how they keep the middle finger. Or
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no. They they're claiming that as their spot. That's what cats do. That's what they're doing. That's claiming ownership of their spot. Yeah. They're marking their territory. That's why I'm baffled. I'm like, why do you want me to be your territory? Because I want you to be gone. I want you to be done with existing. And they're like I want you to not be here. But I I just want I just want to claim you.
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I don't know. Maybe they feel They all have that, the more you hate them, the more that, they love you thing.
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Maybe.
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Yeah. Except for my except for my cat, Machia. Yeah.
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I was gonna say because I abused the fuck out of my cat. No. You don't. You so much. No. You don't. You abuse the cat by petting it too much and picking it up, and it doesn't like being picked up, but you pet it and love it. We don't hit our cats or kick them or, like, throw them around. We're very kind to our cats. I would like to drop kick most of them out of the house in the morning. No. We'd like to, but we never do. We're very nice to our cats. I try not to. We think, we mentally abuse our cats, like in our own hands. Oh, emotionally, mentally, yeah, but not physically. Not to them though, we're not actually hurting our animals.
No. It's the same here. There's a lot of cussing, a lot of cussing that Yeah. For sure. I'm like, Jesus, shut the fuck up. But I'm not, like, actually hurting them. Lot of spray bottles. You better shut up. I'm gonna feed you right now and every time you bitch, I'm gonna feed you. So I guess just keep perpetuating this interaction, bitch, and I'll feed you. We're rewarding bad behavior. Yeah. That's all we do. That's
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What point in classical
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do you learn the, chloroforming?
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You get to make Oh, that that that is reserved for the the students that are not great. Then you Isn't that Ben, you would know this. Isn't that super fucking easy to make too? Yeah. Super easy. Yeah. Super. Which two chemicals is it?
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No. Is it chlorine and ammonia? No. Is it an oil?
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Look it up. I'm not doing it.
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I almost had you. Not doing it.
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Chloropharm isn't chloropharm just chlorine and ammonia?
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No. That's mustard gas, isn't it? I don't know. Yeah. You don't wanna make that. No. You don't wanna mix chlorine or bleach and ammonia. That's mustard gas. But, chloroform is, is too simple too. Yeah. Google it, people. It's fine. They'll figure it out. We're not trying to keep it simple.
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Easy Friday night, just Google chloroform. It's super easy. Often outlines the way it is. I don't actually say things like that.
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No. You'll get taken off of YouTube for shit. Probably on Wikipedia.
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Yeah. Beyond. Probably.
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No. We could be over, like, in theory, this is how you would make this, but
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No. Wikipedia will tell you exactly what to do.
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Well, I don't trust Wikipedia though. So Well, the funny thing is a lot of times, even if they ban it, if you know, in a instance of what not to do, they'll still put it out there. Like, don't Oh, yeah. Sure.
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You're like It's like that meme that goes around. It's like gotta make it. No matter what you do, do not mix a bunch of diesel fuel with a bag of flour because that's redneck Seymour and it's super duper dangerous. Do not eat time. Don't do that.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I didn't just say that, by the way. That was a meme, so don't sue me. That was a meme. The Tide Pod Challenge. That's a that's an old
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Yeah. Old challenge. And that was so that was one that was a a surprise to me because you wouldn't think if someone said to me, don't eat Tide Pods, I'd be like, k. No shit. Really? And I wouldn't even think twice about it. I would just keep going about my day. I might even laugh and be like, that's funny. And some people were like, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. So, good on them for trying and learning the hard way. Some people have to learn the hard way. That's their path. You gotta wonder how how many people actually did that, though. No. I don't think I do not think a whole lot of people did that at all. I don't think a whole lot of people were, on board with taking the COVID vaccine either. I don't know if we're allowed to say that on the show. I'm sorry. Oh, you're supposed to say stabby jab. We don't care. I'm sorry. Oh, because I
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back up to Rockfin.
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Oh, okay. Well, my my entire family is from Boston and they are all vaccinated, but the every single one of them has now come forward to me just in talking. And they're like, oh, I really didn't wanna take it, but I just did it for my job. And I don't care if anybody else takes it. I I didn't care at all. I wasn't angry if my friends didn't. Oh, you mean like how everybody should take it? To do it, but the media was trying to say that everyone who did take it, who was primarily on the East Coast or California or, you know, whatever the blue states, that they were all on board with it and also forcing other people to take it or just, expelling them from the from their lives. And really that wasn't the case. The people who took it were like, I just took it and that's why I did it and that's no big deal. It's not a big deal. Like, you took it and that's that's fine. Whatever your reasons were, great. They didn't give up a text about what anybody else was doing.
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That one crazy person is just loud because, like, you know, you saw the same thing. Or it's the media. Just Yeah. No. Projecting that. The media and then the one crazy bitch, like, you go into the grocery store, like, I went without a mask, you know, the whole time. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. I've seen a couple. I did see a couple people for sure. Yeah. And there's always that there's always that one, and it's usually some bitch that's got nothing better to do with her fucking life. Yeah. And I'll make sure that she's monitoring yours. And you're like and if everybody would just learn to tell that bitch to shut up, like, quit being quit catering to her. Just tell her to just keep But, like, doesn't that make life more exciting, though? I mean, I don't know. I I don't think those people shouldn't exist.
Why not be checked every now and then? Pissed. I said just tell her to shut her pile.
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No. No. No. No. But that's what I mean. It's She should've been punched in the mouth, like, 20 years ago, and she never was. And she just thought she could carry on with whatever bullshit she wants to say. What? She's never been put in check. On the prairie. What? Fuck all of you people. Hey. Fuck you too.
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This is flirting. Right? This is the nagging. And it's got Oh, yeah. It's got this is this is 4 player. Yeah. The variant has now been called, like, flirt or something to that effect. So the new spooky thing that's floating around, they're giving it the, epitaph of, like, flirt, but people were calling a cutie shot years ago. So now is it just them reacting to us calling a cutie shot saying now the new variant is called fluff?
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Probably, but I'm gonna call the new variant fart and just go with that. It's probably as, as, you know, accurate as anything else. But no. The Jim was talking about those those people that grew up like that that just think they can say whatever they want and get away with it. Those are people that grew up with 0 boundaries and their parents were super rich and they just were like, you can be whatever you want. Woah. I am not saying any of those people did that. I have no idea. No. I'm talking about the the person you're describing though. Like that You can't say that that I know, but you don't know those people's backgrounds. Who knows? No. I'm stereotyping that. Matter. It doesn't matter.
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But okay. We shouldn't. It doesn't matter why they're doing what they're doing or where they came from. It's still an interesting challenge as a human to just encounter a person like that and be like,
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Where do you come from? And maybe not speculate on it. You people exist. No. Yeah. Sure. And then maybe move on. I think it's an interesting challenge. No. You can move on, but when they're causing prob okay. So I don't think they got problems at all. About was, like, the viral videos and all that stuff where it's like like Ben was saying where the the smallest majority have the loudest voice because it's so bizarre and extreme that it goes viral. So everybody starts start thinking that this is how a lot of people think when really it's just one fucking crazy person who for some reason got this big voice on social media, and now they're huge.
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And now we think that that's how that whole side thinks, and that's not how it is at all. Now though, in this in this day and age, I do, as an old person would say, Stay off my lawn. Yeah. Get off my lawn, little girl. I just I don't think people are thinking that anymore. I think they hear people talk and they No. They're believing what they see on the internet. No. They're not. I I think people are not doing that now. Well, okay. People are seeing There is a pending one. Things and they're like, oh, let's just I'm going to put this through my own filters before I make a decision about this.
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Let's take the the viral video of the the, you know, very masculine dude that fucking is like, it's ma'am.
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Yeah. Oh, hang on. That's my favorite video. Hang on. I love that. One sec. One sec. Hang on.
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I have that. I'm a take you outside and show him. He gets so angry. He is mad.
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There we go. I knew I had that somewhere. Like, you know, like,
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now you can assume that most people will never and knowingly meet a tranny in their life. You know, most people. If you don't live in a tranny heavy area, chances are good that you're not you're gonna go your whole life with Where are those areas?
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I've met a bunch in my line of work. So just saying In California. Yeah. Right. Well, more than California in, like, redneck area, but we are one of the nicest people. Like, honestly, I'm not I'm not condoning transgenderism. I don't think that that is something that most people do, but everyone I've met has been almost sheepish about their transition, which is also alarming. But They almost don't wanna tell me what their real name is or tell me what they want me to call them. But in customer service, you kinda have to.
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But most people that never meet 1, which you you gotta understand, California in and of itself is this weird micro verse compared to the rest of the country. And things you guys are the masculine end of that micro verse. In no way, shape, or form does any of the masculine or does this at all fit with any of the rest of the country? You all go to the Dakotas, you are not gonna find a ton of that. Sure. You know, it's obviously more prevalent today.
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But Yeah. In major cities. Yeah.
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Right. And so exactly. It's it's in the large population centers. And then even in that New York City, LA,
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Austin
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Boston. Minneapolis. San Francisco. Yeah. Yeah.
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San Francisco. So even in the population centers, it's typically only certain ones. So there's a large swath of people that have not interacted with trans with trannies at all. So they're all gonna assume that they're like this guy. You know, if that's been your exposure, that's what you're gonna assume. And that's not even being a bad person or anything, but if you've never met a person, like, when I was young, you know, I grew up. You know, I was born in the mid seventies. I grew up in the eighties. There was basically no black people in South Dakota. And it was, so you would you would whatever opinion you had came from the TV.
When I was young, a young adult when traveling to other countries was on. I was going to other countries and then I would come home and every opinion people had to other countries was because they saw it on TV.
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Right. Oh, because the news told them. Yeah. Right. Isn't that weird how you're,
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even over the decades, your opinion is formed by what you see on TV. And I think about that back when that was all we had before the Internet, before googling, before any of that. What you saw on TV formed your opinions about certain groups. And it's not as far as, like, the normal person goes, it's not, bad for it's bad for you. It's bad for you. It's not it's not your fault that you grew up in the nineties or eighties and what you saw and what your parents told you, you know, was happening
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was what you thought was happening because you didn't fucking know better. But can't you know in your own heart? Can't you know? No way. As a 10 year old? Are you kidding me? When I was a little kid, I did not give a flying fuck what color people were or what was going on in the news just because I was too little. I'm not saying I was so tolerant. I just didn't care. I just wasn't thinking about that stuff. I don't think most kids are thinking about that shit. Yeah. You you you are thinking about it per se, but because that that's been if your only exposure is through media,
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then while even even something like with black kids, like, everybody oh, hey. You know, he's got a giant dick. Why would you even think that if you've never seen a black dick?
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Where did that thought come from? Where where I mean, I guess it would have to come from That's what I mean. It's it's more subliminal. It's not like as a 10 year old, I'm like black people suck or something like that. It's more of a subliminal thing where as you as you grow up, you're like, oh, there's a group of people who hate black people. That's weird. And then it grows into your adulthood and you're like, oh, there's racism because there's a group of people who hate black people. I don't remember thinking that at all in the nineties either where we'd watch little house in the prairie and there'd be black people on there and there'd be a dude calling in the n word. We're like, why does this guy hate this guy? He's a super cool dude. Like, I don't even understand it. Then you grow up and you see the Rodney King thing and all these other things that blossom from the the race wars, and you're like, oh, so it's manufactured. It's a manufactured hate of each other Yeah. To keep each other divided
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so we don't focus our hate on the real target. If there was no TV, if there was no media, people would be totally fine. Media is obviously, I mean, I think it's pretty obvious at this point, but it's just a form of control so that we can be divided. Yeah. Because if we just had to survive, we wouldn't be worried about that. We wouldn't be worried about something so basic. I said this on the show when we first started out. The color of your skin, think of how basic that is. Just think for a minute. If you don't think about anything that's gone on in our history, if you were brand new to this world, brand new human and someone said, Some people don't like people because of the color of their skin and you're a brand new person. You've never heard of any American history. Wouldn't you be like, Oh, well, there's a whole lot of other shit going on. I can't imagine why that's a problem. But I I guess But as a kid, you'd be like, goddamn.
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Those darker skin people really can dunk, and they're really good in the fields. I'm just fucking kidding. It's a joke. But, like, when you figure out, like, what what people are good at, and that's that's seen as a bad thing for some reason now. Or they're like, some people are better at some things than other people. And that means it's a stereotype and it's bad. Yeah. In order to get rid of stereotypes, you have to get rid of all stereotypes. You can't
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use any of them in any generalization.
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And anyway Good luck with that. Or you have to stop caring about things in in that kind of a way where you're like, they're better or worse or what like, stop doing that or worse. Caring. That's a that's that's not a caring, but it doesn't take it. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that,
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like myself where I live, there's a lot of Mexican guys. The Mexican guys that I work with, I can tell them one task, and they will do that 10 times better than the white guy. They'll get it. They'll percent. They they will stick to that fucking work like you wouldn't believe. I can tell a white guy depending on the guy.
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He'll take 10 smoke breaks.
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Yeah. Hey. It sounds like you guys are being racist right now. My whole point was to not be divisive. But I'm saying he won't, but this is just a recognition.
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And he now the white guy, he won't out labor that Mexican by any means. No. He won't even touch it. But I can give them more complicated tasks. Like, the Mexican guys that I work with for whatever reason, I can't give them complicated tasks. I can give them very simple one direct task, and they'll outdo that like they shine. You try and give them something complicated, you're in deep trouble. I don't know
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what it is about that. So you've gotta have a recognition of that in some way when you It's because people have different strengths. It's the same thing with the the device of nature between men and women where they're like men and women are the same. No, they're fucking not. Are they equal as far as people go? Sure. Are they different? They don't understand. Fucking a 100%. Can you imagine how terrible it would be if we were all the same all the time? That's awful. I'm very glad that Jen is a 100% different than me. That'd be very boring to be married to me. I'd be bummed out as shit. I'm glad that she's the polar opposite of me in certain ways. That's awesome. Because things fit better that way. You know what I mean? I don't have a deck in case you're all wondering.
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The transvestigators are on it.
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Oh, yeah. No. So I I what I get what I was trying to get to, though, is that, like, everybody tries to think try well, not everybody. The the mainstream media is trying to be divisive in a way where they're like, just because you're different, that means you're not equal and you both hate each other. No. That's not true. No. We are different. Like you said For sure. Mexicans will outwork a white person a 100%. I've seen that my own eyes. Or there's there's lots of other differences and it's fine. It just doesn't have to be a bad thing. Right. But when you come down to, like, the obvious, like, men versus women, now they're trying to blur that line by saying, no. You can just be a man if you say you are. It's like, man, man. Well, not really though. I mean
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Well, the men the men trying to be chicks, that's fun when they're trying to do sports. The chicks trying to be too is even funnier to me. I I don't think they're hilarious. Compete in sports.
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Oh, no. It's it's still funny. Nope. Not those.
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I don't find that one particularly hilarious. I think that those guys are, very, very
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ill. It's ill. Yes.
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Disturbed individuals. They should probably put it be put in an asylum.
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They used to be. They used to be in the DSM manual. They used to put in asylums for that.
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That that that's a extraordinarily, like no matter how you slice it, that person is extremely, disturbed. Whether it's that they craved recognition and success in a in a field so much that they were willing to mutilate their bodies to do so, or they had such heavy gender dysmorphia that once again, they were and then come to find out, like, most recently, well, not most recently because now there's another dude that broke track records or whatever that they're going through that league on this thing again. You know, it's like they're gonna do that with every sport apparently. Well, it's like or the great But some to find out that Leah Thomas Yeah. While while he was wanting to be a girl, also had girlfriends.
So he's he's a lesbian
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trans. Right? Wait. So how how So who are you gay? How should I describe that? Are you gay, transsexual? So who is gay?
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Transgender.
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You are gay.
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Have you guys seen that video? Why are you gay? Of the Nigerian prime minister or whatever. He's trying to he's trying so hard to interview this transgender gay rights activist. Why should someone be gay? And he's he's, like, I am here with, transgender activist, Julian blah blah blah. And he's, like, good morning to you. And then immediately, within one second, he's like, why are you gay? Why are you gay? Like, right away. So I highly recommend you watch it because just to break it down socially is, is beautiful because this poor man is trying to understand what this person is doing and he can't.
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That's what I told her. I was like, he he doesn't know English. They're both Nigerian, I believe. They both are African.
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So, but they're speaking in English and he's trying, he's trying so hard to understand what this person is doing, and all he talks about is being gay. He says gay like a 100 times. You are gay. She's like, I'm not gay. You are gay. She's like, who says I am gay?
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So who is gay?
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So Joe just gave all of them spoiler alerts because it's it's my favorite thing to watch. And it's not because I'm not making fun of it in like a, it's so funny. Oh, I am. Breaking it down, this poor person is trying to understand what this other person is doing and they both just don't understand you. Nobody. That you. No. But that's why I love I just love watching it. It's a train wreck that you just can't stop watching. I'm like, oh, they just can't talk to each other. Genuine humans trying to understand each other without getting pissed off. It's great. They both don't get pissed off. Woulda had a more eloquent conversation in their in their native language. You have to assume. Oh. Oh, probably. They didn't have so the you just you just you just have to watch it. It's not necessarily a terrible conversation. I would say the trans man, Julian, is better at handling communication than the actual prime minister or whoever is. Yeah. He's he's trying really hard, but he, he's trying to control the conversation a little too much and it's not done well. He's genuinely trying to figure it out though. He's like somebody's gay here. We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Yeah. You can tell he's just trying to be like, where in the world is Carmen San diego? He just wants to solve the puzzle. Carmen San diego's probably at Eurovision
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celebrating a party. I I don't know who which country was, selected as the winner having to bear the burden of hosting it next year. That happened today. So we're not I'm I'm not spoiling it, but it was quite a spectacle in every year Eurovision. So this is a song contest. If you're not familiar with this idea, some countries within the, European Union area get invited to a song contest. Some don't, but that's apolitical or well right. So that's going to be kind of the touchy topic. Now I'm not from that area. I don't have any sort of affinity with any specific country or sports team or anything. So I watch it just, like, rubbing my eyes. Like, am I am I seeing what I think I'm seeing here? And sometimes I see things that probably aren't there, but could be, but I'm not sure.
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So Did Durbin put forward David Hasselhoff again?
[01:50:25] Unknown:
So wait. So it's a song I couldn't quite hear what you were saying. Maybe my my earpiece is bad. So a song contest? Is that what you're saying? It it might be a thong contest for some entries too. A thong contest. Because that was one of the the entries. Oh, you got it right. Correct. Song with an s.
[01:50:44] Unknown:
Yes. Like a singing Like singing. Music. It's like a song. Gotcha. Okay. Right. So this is Gotcha. This is sort of this contest that's been going on for about 68 years now. Do you have some samples of some of these songs? I do, but I don't know that I could play them on YouTube without getting flagged for playing too long of a clip. There's so many of them, and this is a very strange thing. Now I bring this up because we're talking about variations on themes and having, like, this catalog. So with the Internet and hashtags, everything has been sort of identified and cataloged and put into a a genre or, like, a a Tumblr blog or a Pinterest board.
So everything has been kind of named and identified and explored. Now that leaves sort of gaps in areas where there's underrepresentation or there isn't a whole lot of activity. With Eurovision
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are we playing the Eurovision clip? You'll get it. What are you doing, Ben? They like to get it delivered, thankfully.
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Ben's watching porn.
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So so what this reminds me of is, have you ever seen the Rick and Morty episode where the heads come down and they're like, okay. Show me what you got. I like what you got, and they have to do a song. They have to do a song or shoot on the phone. Planet gets destroyed. So you think that's what's going on a little bit? A a little bit. And, you know, it's
[01:52:19] Unknown:
there's a probably a direct corollary with what's happening in that area. There's a powder keg. There's a lot of actual military boots on the ground happening. So to have this song contest, this complete circus where everyone is trying to outdo everyone else in terms of the extravagance of everything from the costume, the lights, and I said it was a song contest. But really it becomes a choreography contest. It becomes a stage show contest. So if it was a song contest, it would probably just be broadcast over the radio, and we'd all be, like, closing our eyes listening, and we choose what song sounds best. And the acrobatics, some of these singers are doing on stage, would probably prevent them from even having enough oxygen in their lungs to sing clearly.
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Okay. I don't know. I've never seen, Iron Maiden.
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The endurance of an Iron Maiden concert?
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So what's the what what is the name of this contest? I'm gonna have to look it up. I've never heard of this before. Euro,
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e u r o, Vision. European Vision. Eurovision
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and it's a song contest. It's a song. Goddamn. That is so contradictory. Sorry.
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But your own vision You've you've heard of song contest. ABBA, ABBA, Waterloo. They're one of the winners. The band, Lordy. Do you know Lordy, Hard Rock, Hallelujah?
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Mm-mm. Nope. Is that what They sure don't. But I will look it up.
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So here's the thing.
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Right. I was trying to free everybody to David Hasselhoff.
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Don't know about this. But in Europe, it's like as bigger, if not bigger than the Super Bowl. Do you Europeans watch do Europeans watch the Super Bowl? Some of them might go to a pub, maybe because it's a sports game, but they're not really Yeah. Too concerned about it. So in America, we have our own song contest, American Idol, that sort of thing, mass singer, whatever. We're always going to have voice. Like Star Search, whatever it is. In Europe, they've had this song contest for many, many years. It's sponsored by, like, Moroccan hair oil company. So everything is glitz and glamour in stage shows. And the sort of drama involved is just off the charts.
But this is very relevant to what we're talking about earlier with overrepresentation of certain types of people. Now you know maybe you've seen Glee, singing contests, group choirs, this type of thing. There's a certain personality that is like, oh, love this. These are my people gonna hang out here. With Eurovision, every year getting more and more absurd, But imagine watching Eurovision as an American who doesn't know anything about any of these countries, doesn't even know where any of these are because they've changed their borders since we've had a history class, you know, in high school or something, learning geography, but then trying to learn the ethnic differences of the groups
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when They think David Hasselhoff is a good singer. He's
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a great singer. Is he relevant still? Did they love his Always. Is he alive? David Hasselhoff. He's alive? He's alive. Hang on. I gotta Google this now. David Hasselhoff. He's alive. Oh, yeah. Hang on. He should be. Goddamn. He's not bad. I don't know. People die all the time. Not to haul. He's gotta be in his fifties or something. David Hasselhoff. Okay. Holy shit. Oh, no. Yeah. He's old as shit. How old is he? He is 71. That's old as shit.
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Alright. That is He's old. Someday we'll all be that age. No. Hopefully not. Babe, Jesus. I hope you're that age someday.
[01:56:30] Unknown:
I'm hoping to check out way before then. Yeah. I'll probably die before then. The psychic said I would die in my sixties. So You must then come up with some weird fucking way to keep it all alive. 50 next year. Woah. That's young, dude. You're a spring fucking chicken.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's what you said to me. Yikes. That's your pickup line. Ago.
[01:56:54] Unknown:
Well, you know, the beard had me, confused. But
[01:56:59] Unknown:
No. You're very young. Well, if you like beards, there's a singer called Conchita Wurst who has a beard and a beautiful dress, and she sings operatic. And So it's a she? This is what you get from Eurovision. You don't know Is she a dwarf? Anything. All your expectations are completely
[01:57:20] Unknown:
I love this, actually. I love just not knowing. That's fine. Fine with me. Right. Welcome to 2024. I don't fucking know what's going on. Let's just take it in and see what the fuck happens. The world might end tomorrow. Cheers.
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Eat, drink, and be merry. Bread or smoke in in Ben's, you know, realm. Eat, smoke, and eat. I've been trying to I've been trying to share it. Bring the blowtorch and the orange juice and be merry. Dude, the orange juice. Okay. That got me. So for anybody who doesn't know, we've met Ben several times. And every single time, he's got a jug,
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not a bottle. I was like, hey. Does that help with the jab? Does it make you more high? And he's like, no. I just fucking love orange juice.
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He's he's got a half gallon of orange juice. He's out there swirling orange juice. And I'm like, you drink that like I drink Keystone Light. That's crazy. He's like, no. I just love it. Like, alright.
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No judgment. It's just weird. Never seen that. He's like, I drink vitamin c the way you drink,
[01:58:22] Unknown:
14 year old swill. Yeah. No way. Well, I'm drinking Mad Dog 2020, so, you know, we are different people.
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People are every day. Every day. You know, it's it's
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alright. Yeah. I I like oxygen quite a bit.
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Little dab will do you.
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Oh, oh, yeah. These kitties again.
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Oh, here's my chickens. Again, there's a little stabber in
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the room. Oh, I hear Christy fucking coughing back there. She take a big fat dab rig?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Legit Bat podcast.
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Yes, sir.
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What have you guys been talking about lately?
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Oh, fuck. So lately just whatever comes to mind, I schedule guests so fucking far ahead that I never know how it's gonna match up with the current climate of the world. And that actually makes it better because usually it's the exact opposite of what's going on. Like, we had a guest on talking about health and whatever a couple weeks ago right during the eclipse. Everybody's talking about the eclipse and all the skin shit. And we're talking about, like, vitamin c or something. I don't even know. Like but it actually works out great. Like, I like doing that, but we try to keep up kind of on current events, but it's not a big priority. Like, the the political climate can go fuck itself right off a cliff. I don't care.
And, yeah. So mostly, we just talk to whoever we find is interesting. That's it. It doesn't matter what they're gonna talk about. Like, they could talk about, a video game for an hour. Alright. Sounds good to
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me. It's a passion that counts.
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Yeah. It's just fun. I just like talking to whoever. In a video game. Oh, yeah. And the oh my god. People really, really like their video games. You would not believe. Or maybe you would. I don't know.
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There's a niche for everything on the internet and these levels of expertise and obsessions about stuff. Yeah. It's interesting when someone really knows their topic, and then they'll just go so deep into it. And you're like,
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I know. And I actually envy that because as, wannabe fucking host of a show, I feel like I should have a thing I'm good at, and I'm not. I'm a generalist. I generalize everything, and I just talk to whoever and whatever. But then you get these, like, artists on who are really into one fucking thing, and those are great shows because you're like, oh, we were on topic for an hour straight. That's crazy to me. I'm usually squirrelly all over the place, but we're on topic for a fucking straight hour. That's amazing. But those are, few and far between unless you're autistic like Ben. So Ben does not say
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for 2 hours when he's on other shows. Inspires know there's no such thing as staying on topic on spiders.
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No. Have you ever listened to our show, Ben? There's no staying on top. I have. I have. Yeah. There's none of that. That's retarded. Why would you stay on topic for a full fucking hour? Just stay in a box
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and not jump out of it.
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That's that sounds boring. Yeah. Well, when I started, it was it was more often, that way. You know, where most people, when they gave a presentation, there wasn't a a wide range of topics like there is now. Right. You know, whatever it is that you studied, that's what you talked about. We're now with, the
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No. Back up. Stop. Outside. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Here we go.
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Now with the, ease of, podcasting and whatnot and with, so many people hey. Yeah. And so many people,
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legit bat from The actual legit bat. Bat. A keychain.
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Oh,
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the, one of the few that has one.
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Yes. With so many people doing shows and whatnot and having per used, you know, I would call myself, you know, maybe 2nd or 3rd gen, you know, like the first gen would be like the Freeman flies and those guys like that. And, you know, they were Bill Cooper and all those guys. Well, now we're down to where that all that information has been digested to the point where people don't even know sometimes who Bill Cooper is, but they'll sit and talk about the things that he brought out. One of the big ones for me, especially in today's current, hot cycle is that Nephilim.
Yeah. You know? And all these people give this story that was specifically, Zechariah Sitchin. Yeah. And Sitchin is the only person that came up with anything remotely close to those interpretations. And everybody said that it was just his fantasy, you know, sci fi version of what the tablets actually said. That's what every other interpreter said of his interpretations. And then his later books after the first two, I think, are not even based on the tablets anymore. It's just straight sci fi. And you see Well, didn't a lot of Sitchin stuff get kind of, I don't wanna say debunked because I hate that word, but wasn't there a lot of pushback on it? Huge pushback. The other interpreters are like, it doesn't say that at all. Like, nobody else came up with the same conclusions he did at all. Because I love his ideas on things. But after looking through it, I'm like,
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I'm not sure.
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But we've gotten now to the era where other people talk about Sitchin's work, and then other people talk about what those people talked about. And we're now to this generation where these people don't even know that was Citian's work. They don't know what the base root work is. And now it's so twisted and turned in between because they've not, you know, connected to that original work, which I'm not even, you know, I I I'm not a fan of the stitching thing. I could care less about them desert tablets and desert people. They're fucking weird. I don't know what to say about that. Yeah. You know?
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Like, you purposely live in a I don't know what to think of it either. Like, I don't I don't really care. I I like to take everything in stride and listen to everybody's perspective and balance it out against other people's, you know, ideas on things. And that he had, Syshun had a lot of interesting stuff, but in recent years, it's kind of been, like, I just kinda made a lot of that up. Even back even back then, none of the scholars agreed with him. So I Well, that's that's part of the course though. I mean, look at any researcher now. Agreed.
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Agreed. But when you're talking about the the you know, when your translation is so very far varied from everybody else's and then your next two books are complete sci fi books. Like
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But don't get me wrong. I love me some sci fi, and I think art imitates life and vice versa. But, I mean, at a certain point, you gotta look at what's going on and be like, yeah, this might not be a 100% correct. It's like it's like watching star Trek or star wars and being like, you know what? That's probably what's going on. It could be, but there's really no evidence for that. So you could live in a fantasy land if you want. I would love to fly a spaceship someday. So I kinda want that to be real. I know. I just I would do. I would love to fly a spaceship. I want space to be real so bad. I just think it's fake and fucking gay.
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I want a light. I don't even need space. Just the fucking lightsaber.
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Yeah. Just a lightsaber.
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That's just because you're a man and you have a dick. I'm just a chick, and I wanna fly a spaceship, dude. I just wanna fly a spaceship. Right, right, right. But she wants a bigger dick. I want a big vagina to fly around. That's it.
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Is this, this
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is a But whether you're gonna bring with your work or not, we've reached this weird phase where people quote Sitchin's work and don't even know who Sitchin is. Oh, shit. We're bringing up runestones?
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Yeah. This is the, Eurovision runestone that they had carved, and I can't tell if that's just a really long dick or
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a worm. It looks like balls. Mhmm. A 100% looks like balls. Balls. But it also looks like a man with feet as balls. Balls. I don't know. And it also looks like a snake with a little weird dingle dingling tail up there at the top of the corner. On your runestones, the outside of it is a snake, basically.
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And what that is is you understand that Jormungandr, you know, whether it's the oroboros or Jormungandr, that's the the snake that's creating the boundaries for what you're in. It's the circle, you know, that you're in.
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AKA prison. Yeah.
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So is it good or bad? Do you think it's good to be in this life, or do you think it is a prison?
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You can look at it either way. I mean, if you're, you know, if you're the kid that has a hard time and and, honestly, it's no different than school. The kids that had a real hard time in school, they didn't like school. The kids that had that did excellent in school, that school was easy easy for them, they had no problems at all. They were like, fuck. Yeah. School's like, my wife, she if you talk to her, high school was like the wonderful just like, you know, like something off a fucking TV or something. You know? Where, you know, if you if school was hard for you, it it was pretty miserable.
So I I think that that kind of stands for almost everything, you know, when when we're talking about this life in a greater way. If you are really fucking up at this game, you probably don't like it very much, and you probably view it as more of a prison. But here's the whole thing is, let's let's say that the evolution of you leaving this plane, this existence, and you passing is you becoming a little g god. Obviously, not the god of creation. The demi god. Okay. I'll take it. Side of that, but you're becoming something more than a human, what a human would recognize as having god like powers, you know, like a Superman maybe or something.
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Right.
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Now if you're a shitty human and you can't even be a good at a human, why would I give you extra superpowers?
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That's Yeah. And I think I think that person would know that. I think those are the people that are most afraid to die. The ones that know they're not going to be reincarnated or recycled or whatever it is. And I'm not even saying that's a good thing, but if they know they're gonna be just flushed out, you have some work to do. I'm quite a bit Yeah. Bye. Don't wanna lose what I have.
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Yeah. It's it's a it's a interesting thing. You know? And I think we're at this point where we're so spiritually devoid that, there's the the you still have the crystal side which matches the there's the the crisp you still have the crystal side which matches with the sulfur side. So it's this carbon existence that people are attached to, and the that's a hard thing. And I understand it because I very much enjoy my my life. I think it's great.
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My, you know Yeah. And there there's hard parts, like, in Yeah. That that's the polarity of it all is that there's I enjoy my life too. Then there's other times where I'm like, this is a fucking prison. Why am I here? I need to be the whole point though. I think we made a choice to be here, honestly.
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And that maybe that's just wishful thinking, but it would it's a fun game. And I'm not saying it's a video game or it's like the matrix or whatever the fuck people say. It could be. It maybe it is, whatever. But I think maybe if we made a choice to be here and we have to get through the challenge,
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why would we want it to be fucking easy? That's so fucking boring. I'm sorry. I said fuck a lot in that whole sentence. There was a lot of fuck words, but Yeah. There were but what they said point is yeah. What agent Smith said is in the matrix, Just for reference, what agent Smith said is he's like, we tried a version where everything was perfect. The humans fucking hated it because there is no pushback on anything. There is no difficulty. So now we're in this Except there's no version matrix version 4.7.6.
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I don't know. And we It's just difficult. Yeah. We like that. Look at people, and people in the sixties, you know, thirties, twenties, even in the thirties when they're going through the great depression, people were not as miserable as they are now. Like, the depression in and of itself is financial. The people themselves were still had spirit to them. We and and since we've been given everything, and we do, we live like kings now. People don't wanna admit that, but we are the most we are the most cushy people that have ever lived.
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Like, we have ever been privileged.
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Yeah. And Even in the red carpet in 2009, people were doing way better than they are now. So when I was in the mortgage world, I I mean, I still am, but interest rates were super low 4 years ago, and people are still holding out for that. They're like, I'm just waiting for interest rates to drop. I just want home prices to drop. I want this to happen. And I'm like, dude, fucking live your life now. I don't know what to tell you. And I can't obviously say that to them but you need to live for the now. If you don't want to buy a house, fucking don't. But stop waiting around for things to happen that you want to happen.
And that is, that's not what we did back in the day. I just don't remember doing that as kids being like, Oh, we'll wait, we'll wait around. Things will come around for us. We were responsible. We made things happen for ourselves. I mean and I'm not saying that we just manifested our destiny or whatever. We just did whatever the fuck we wanted and lived our lives. People just lived their lives. And now people are just sitting around waiting for things to get better, and I just don't think that's gonna happen. I think it's going to get a little bit worse if you're just going to be sitting around.
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Reading news headlines that are all again, it's this variety thing. We haven't had this news headline before, so let's put it out there and see who clicks on it. There's all this exploration of potentiality in a virtual world online, and it expands the imagination of possibilities, and that's a great thing, except for people who get into the fear aspect of it to say it's the worst it's ever been. Well, in some ways, it's better. It's more comfortable. And in other ways, you know, financially, it seems like the vice grip is tighter Right. On a lot of people.
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So it it is perspective. And I I hate saying that and being like, oh, it's all subjective. It really is though, and it's subjective to the person, to the time period, to the country, everything. And so what do you have going on within yourself too? Like, if you can't provide for yourself, if you're dependent on the government. But when you're talking about, like, is it better now than in 1400 as we're told? Probably. But in some ways, probably not. They were not under the same chains that we are now. They were under actual chains probably. But what we're under now is mental chains. Like, we are more comfortable than we've ever been as a human race. We are comfortable as fuck, especially in the west, especially in the US.
Comfortable as fuck. We got AC, heater, we got cushy chairs, and fucking couches, and pillows. Douglas. Yeah. You're snuggie. We have amazingly
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strong mental chains now that are going on, especially in the US. Mental, physical or mental and emotional chains. Worldwide, and I think everyone can feel it. I we have talked to so many people who have been doing the same thing forever or have been changing what they're doing forever. It doesn't matter where they are in the world. They just don't feel like they're in the right place. They feel out of place, and they're trying to find where they should be. And that's kinda weird. I feel like there are so many people in the world who are just trying to figure out where they should be. The mental chains are just them being attached to the carbon world. They aren't putting anything into the
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into themselves. They're putting everything into the things that they can purchase. And the more things that you can have and the more things that you can purchase, the more you have to put into that. So Yeah. It's Yeah. It's just materialism. That's materialism 101. It's I mean, that's
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Yeah. You How do you get that through to somebody, though?
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You you you you, there's a YouTube channel, and it's a fairly popular YouTube channel, and all this guy does is go to shithole towns out in middle America, and he go he holds up a paper. Oh, look. Job wanted. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, look. Here's a house for 10,000 fucking dollars. You could be living in this fucking house for 10,000 fucking dollars and and make it $400 a week. You'd be living like a goddamn king. Nobody wants to live in middle America. They want that thing in San Francisco. And then they fuck that. But they that's what they want is they want the the cheap living in in the in San Francisco, and then they want and so they want to have all and this is one of the biggest problems we have when with people that come out here.
They don't wanna make the adjustment to the lifestyle out here. They wanna hold on to what they had in the city. You'd be shocked. Almost every single person that comes out here within a week almost loses their mind because
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they Dude, I would I would move out there in a heartbeat with you. Same. I will start a commune with you. All I wanna do is work on a farm all day. I could pack up all the things I need in my little car Yep. And drive out there and just live there. So anytime you're down, let me know. I'll tend your chickens. I'll milk your goats.
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Right. Right. Whatever you want. We'll bring all of our animal agents. The goat thrown and cuss at them? Because goats are a royal pain in the ass. Oh, I'll probably cuss at you more than anybody else. Goats mow your lawn for you. Okay? So that's like a Sunday's work done. Yeah. Like a vacation. Being royal pains in the ass. Earlier when I asked Christy to go outside and take care of that, my one goat, Ostara, she freaking takes, and I don't know what the fuck is going on. Is that Easter? You know, it's That's some pagan shit. Don't have to Yeah. That's like the goddess of yeah. And so she wants to, I don't know if it's shaping it or what she's doing. She takes her one horn and goes like this in a perfect, like, rainbow shape on my truck. Only on this new truck. She's never done this before on this truck. She's like gay
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gay Yeah. Gay.
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Faggots. Just like little rainbows all over my nice new truck just pisses me off.
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She's doing Kinda funny, though. Hey. It's not boring. She lives she loves it. She loves you. Life is exciting. It's supposed to be like that. All of these little the nuances that piss us off, I think it's meant to be. Yeah. Like, everyday when I wake up to my cats meowing their fucking heads off at 6:30 in the morning, I'm like, oh, life is beautiful.
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I know. It's annoying, but when that doesn't happen anymore, when all our cats are dead, if I'm if I'm still excited that the that all my cats are dead, I might worry a little bit about myself. I think I'll be sad.
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Now one of our cats ran off the other day, and I was like I already talked about this. You were not. But Yeah. And then it came fucking back. I brought it back. It was Now it meows every fucking day. I'm like, could you just not come back? So those those little things in life that bother us. So when when I'm sleeping next to Joe, for example, my husband right here. And he Which is once in a while. He is we go to sleep at the same time every night and he snores so loud.
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Holds his breath sometimes and then he's like, you did this last night, honestly. Oh, really? You were like, Yeah. And I have I have to like push you a little bit just to make you breathe. So I kept you alive for about an hour last night. This is what she actually heard. No, it was not parts. It was just your breathing. And I just kinda push you and I stay awake with you, and I'm kind of annoyed by it. But at the end of the day, if I wasn't doing that and you were dead, I would be way sadder. So, the fact that I have to sit there, I thought of this last night while keeping you alive. Like, all right. I'm keeping him alive because I love him and I want this to continue.
But if I didn't have to do this, I would be way sad. So, I I don't know. We those The the the breath holding always comes right after an extraordinarily
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loud yeah. No. I can't even do it that loud.
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And now No. No. So now, Christy, where are you at? Are you vouch for this? No. He just he's breathing in, and then he holds his breath. He's like,
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oh, Christy's not he's not like a super loud snore and then does the breath hold. And, like, they got loud snore. She had to have a system reset because she snored too loud or something. And fucking and and I I will actually wake up because I know what's going on out of a sleep because she did that. And I'll be like, ah, like, because, yes, she stops breathing. You're like
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Yeah. I'm like, hey, babe. Are you gonna make it through tomorrow?
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I'm like, I hope not. Are you gonna make me breakfast? Goddamn.
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No. I'm just goddamn. Thank you for waking me up. Fuck. Yeah. I wake you up so much. My dog, Thor.
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To or Tyr, I mean, Tyr has a Tyr, he's fucking he snores and has sleep apnea or something.
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Kirsty and Tyr are just, like, dueling chain saws. Did you get did you get your dog a CPAP machine?
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Right? It's not a bad idea.
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Our dog has our dog has sleep apnea as well, but I guess so does Joe. I mean, it's like you and your I'm a bulldog. Whatever.
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No wonder she loves me.
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And I love her dog.
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Maybe more. You guys ready to wrap up out of here or what? I don't know how long you go, but we've been going for fucking 2 and a half hours. Jesus Christ. Yeah. We have about 40 minutes left usually. Now we're warm. No. No.
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Yes. We're fine.
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We're fine. You're full of shit. No. We usually actually Not 3 hours is minimum. We go up to 6. Oh, no shit. Okay.
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They said their intro was 9 minutes and it ended up being 12 minutes. You didn't believe it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Well, you guys did a good set of topics. I'm gonna smoke a cigarette, you fuck.
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Yeah. Get comfortable. Go grab another go grab another piss water.
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It's a Saturday live stream. We're getting warmed up. Now that we know each other, we can move on to deeper.
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We did have a control system.
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Once. For sure. Alright. What you thinking, Marcus?
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We brought up a little bit of the Eurovision, the cultural differences.
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Man, he's been dying with this Eurovision thing for 2 fucking weeks.
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Dear god. There there is I'm gonna have to check this out. It reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode that I could have told you So what you got? It's alright.
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This guy's been watching David Hasselhoff videos for, like, a month straight. They had a 7 channel on Tuesday.
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They had 1 on Thursday, and the grand finale of the year was today, but I didn't see the end of the voting.
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So I don't know who's won, and it might have been contested. There was a lot of sort of drama
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surrounding certain countries that looked at other countries in the wrong way. So one of the entries was not allowed to perform in the grand finale for some reason.
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Oh, I heard about that.
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Yeah. From you. From me. Yes. I can get into my notes here. And this is where it gets to be, like,
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let's just go there. Looking guy named Nemo, the code Switzerland 1. Looks like a baby lasagna got second. Okay. Baby lasagna got second. Also, for for gay looking.
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That's what the whole festival is about.
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About who could look the most gay? Yes. Well, I understand why this Nemo guy won.
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Yes. He was wearing, like, a pink skirt dancing around on some,
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Yeah. That's his,
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So with the the strangeness and maybe do you guys ever get into synchro mysticism or any sort of, like, that sort of thing?
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So it sounds like going here, Marcus.
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We're going to the roof.
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Expand. What does that mean?
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Well and it might not even be that idea of, like, a syncronistic sort of thing. So with my unfamiliarity with what's actually going on and just sort of, like, rubbing your eyes and blurring it and maybe seeing a pattern that isn't there might be something that isn't actually there. Sure. But it could be. But there's always this plausible deniability of saying I'm not the person who started the fight, but you punched me back. So there was a fight that happened.
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So you started it, and I might finish it.
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Right. So there's some sort of I've met I've met both you 2 in person. I bet you that is the way that goes down.
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So so with things like that, I I feel like there's a lot of, with the way that humanity and society is right now, I think we know what's right and wrong. I truly believe that. And when we see something that's inherently wrong and crazy and weird, I think we know that's fucking dumb and that that's not okay. That's not right. And we just wanna say it and shout it out. But then there's that Karen or the media or social media now because everything is fucking connected digitally. Yay. And we're like told that that's bad. But meanwhile, I I think we could probably connect with each other maybe psychically, not to be wooey and weird. I think we all kinda know that this is fucked up.
It's wrong. It's not okay. No. So we I think we all do collectively agree that everything is fucked up. When you see what you just showed me on the screen, that isn't okay. That's fucking weird. And we can all collectively say, That's weird. And we don't have to hate it. We don't have to wanna murder it. We can just be like, kinda weird. But now society is telling us that if we say, kinda weird, we're terrible humans and we deserve to die. So that's kind of the that's where we're at right now with society. And I we have to find a way to move fast. We all collectively agree that everything is fucked, but we don't know what to do with it. It's not it's not fucked, though. I think we're all on the same page. I honestly feel like we are mostly on the same page. Yeah. I think there are things that are being thrown out to us that are like, what do you think of this? And some fucktards are like, that's totally fine. Everyone thinks this is normal and the media is, like, this is great.
But every single other human in the world which is, like, 7,000,000,000 are, like, no, that's fucking dumb. What the fuck? But those people aren't connected because they're too busy attached to their screens instead of to the other people. So they just all think that everyone's thinking that same thing. Like, oh, everyone's thinking this way. Meanwhile, they're all thinking the same thing. Like, this is dumb.
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Does that make sense, Marcus? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Problem that Even even the European guy the problem being we're never gonna reach an overall consensus. While we would we'll all agree that something's dumb, that I think we could do. Any anything you throw out there, people aren't gonna be necessarily cool with. And so you gotta understand that the biggest problem is is this push toward unity is the biggest problem. Tribally Mhmm. You understand this from the whole Jeffersonia, push in Northern California. Because the people in Southern California make laws for Northern California.
So the things that they're experiencing, they put the laws on. Well, the people in Northern California, because it's such a large state, are experiencing a vastly different life. Now you even take something so simple as the gun issue. If I lived in LA and you're sitting there and you're listening to one of these, proponents for ant, you know, you know, for anti gun legislature. Well, they will say things like, an assault rifle, which is an m 60 that's literally a machine gun. But in it without getting into that whole argument, that, a semiautomatic rifle even is something that you only need to kill other humans.
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Well Yes.
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That's understandable having lived in LA your whole life. Because living in LA, you don't have mountain lions that wander through your fucking yard and occasionally maraud things and kill things. You don't have bears that savage entire herds of animals, you know. And so and then even then when they think about somebody that does use a gun in an in another context, the only context that they can think of is a hunter who's going out after a deer, which, understandable, you probably don't need to take a semiautomatic and go take in just 50 shots. But I tell you what, as a mountain lion is charging across my yard, I don't wanna fucking take the time to have to fucking bolt action and single shot and reload and all that kind of shit. I just wanna start pulling the trigger and have that thing stop.
Like, so they never will experience that. And so they're making their legislation based off their experience. And so as you expand that out to an entire country, that gets so much exponentially worse, so much worse. And so for me, the the biggest problem is is that we're trying to do things in a unified fashion, and we can't. We can unify and say, fuck this shit. But laws that work in LA will never work in Humboldt County.
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Right. It because it's 2 different fucking areas. And, so Beltane, Batman, bock, privacy, love in the chat. Right? Yeah. That's amazing. He said or he or she or zur, I don't know who you are. He says the laws aren't based on the experience of peoples. It's based on decades, advanced plans of deep state, I e, wildfire laws, and not results of SoCal versus New NorCal. Totally get that. That is what it is. Suppose that the people's perceptions,
[02:31:16] Unknown:
if they completely did not match what was being fed to them, that those people would buy it. It's the whole understanding that the people are always gonna ask for what they're given. That's and the whole reason that they're asking is because their experiences, any human being that holds a gun is trying to shoot other humans unless he goes out and hunts. My experience is every single person out in these mountains has a gun fairly close to them at all times. Because at any given time, we Most people. Yeah. Yeah. Because we are subject to predators constantly.
[02:31:55] Unknown:
And that's 2 different life experiences you can And so what What you were saying earlier about, oh, nobody needs an AR unless they're hunting humans.
[02:32:04] Unknown:
That's what they're saying. That's what the that's No. I'm agreeing with that.
[02:32:10] Unknown:
Even if you're in LA. No. No. No. I mean, even if you're in LA, your main predator is not gonna be mountain lions. It's gonna be other humans. Yeah. And and to go further from that, the reason that the second amendment exists is to hunt other humans that would infringe on your rights. That's why that's there. So, yes, Sure. Your assault rifle or whatever is to hunt other humans a 100% if they're trying to do something to you that goes against your rights. Where's the problem with that?
[02:32:46] Unknown:
I don't disagree with that one bit. But like I said, it it would have been a whole lot different to get the the city people to see it the way they did if they walked out of their apartment and there was mountain lions fucking hanging out in the fucking hallway, eating up eating little kids. They'd be like, yeah. No. But I I need a gun because I need to protect myself. Like, and because they've never been put in that situation, only predator around them is another human. They get this idea that guns are only for that. And they don't they don't put themselves in the the country situation.
And like I said, you just when it moves state to state, living in California is so much different than have living anywhere else in this fucking country. I've never lived on the East Coast, so I can't speak for the East Coast.
[02:33:37] Unknown:
But know what the East Coast is? New Hampshire is, like, smaller than the size of our county that we live in. Yeah. Yeah. That's wildly different than living in California where it's 40,000 fucking times bigger than one state. So for them to have laws considering that little area, sure. Okay. But to have one law encompassing all of California is retarded. There's so there's so much variance in California, like people that like you were saying, people don't understand. It's not a beach in LA. That's not California. That's one little fucking part of California. You know what the rest of it is? Agriculture, mountains, hippies, and rednecks. That's what California is. And tweeters. And a little bohemian grove or And some tweeters. Yeah. A lot of tweeters and Bohemian Grove. Yeah. Yeah. Where are the children and women running again, Marcus? Where are those?
To the beach.
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That's what they do there at Bohemian Grove. They hunt them. Right? Don't they hunt them?
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Thinking like a turkey shoot.
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Say what? Yeah. It's like the general vibe. This is the They did the children hunting. What?
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Well, the way Grove? Come on. The way it's Why would it be so secret? As the story goes, it was, artists that were leaving to go camp out and get back to a return to nature. That's how the story started. K. So then each year, as it continues, you can imagine how well, we we sat down. We had our caricature drawn out by an artist. It was real funny. He made my nose real big and my boobs real large, and I don't even have boobs. And I was just, just laughing at this absurd situation. And then each year, they're like, well, we did that last year.
People are gonna get bored. How can we make this more exciting? Can we do to make it more exciting, to make it more dangerous
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for people's sacrifices? We could make it the most dangerous game.
[02:35:52] Unknown:
It's maybe hell it went.
[02:35:56] Unknown:
So do you guys not think that happened at Bohemian Grove? Like, is it just a normal PC place for you guys or what?
[02:36:08] Unknown:
I don't know. Because you hear the story both ways and say, well, it's just a metaphor. They don't really have any human sacrifice. Those guys,
[02:36:19] Unknown:
they're not No. They're just doing weird fraternal stuff. It's just a weird thing. They do those boys, you know, they're going to be boys. They just do weird stuff. Then they come home drunk and snore. That's all they do. Well, shit. Are you killing people at night? Goddamn. I fucking know. That's what you do. You I don't remember when snore. Shit. Thanks.
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Shit.
[02:36:42] Unknown:
My husband's killing people at Bohemian Grove. Have I ever come home with blood in my hands?
[02:36:47] Unknown:
You have not I've signed up, you know, the the only things I've really seen on Bohemian Grove is obviously they do for some reason, even though Owls and Moloch aren't connected, they named the owl Moloch. They're obviously doing some ritual to the said owl. Given the the what the front gate says, the weaving spiders come not here, and that's what our the name here is based off of. Mhmm.
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Illuminati confirmed.
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1 one would assume well, those are the ones that are not supposed to come into the grove. Don't come Yeah. We're not talking all we're not talking about business. We're all businessmen, but we're not Right. And you know what? I wouldn't even know I'm a I'm a woman. I have no idea what goes on there. I shouldn't even be speaking about this. No. I am ashamed. You stay in your lane. I know. I've tried. My bad. My bad. My bad. Please don't be rude. Look at it, that's a that's definitely an Athenian,
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reference. And so in an owl is tied to Athena, so one would assume maybe that there may be a cult of Athena, Moloch. I don't know where they,
[02:37:56] Unknown:
where that crossover with a lot of other gods, though, like Ishtar and, you know
[02:38:02] Unknown:
You know, the the the older school guys, they were really piss poor about this. And look at Gandalf in this type of thing. I like the example that I like the example that you brought up of Ishtar. So if you look, Ishtar is not in any way, there's nothing that ties her to a rabbit. There's nothing that ties her to any of the symbolism of of, Easter. The things that get tied to her in actual reality when you look back at it is there's the plate I'm trying to pull up so I don't mistake this. It's an Auroch and, a Or Borox?
[02:38:52] Unknown:
A u r o c h. An ox. An ox. Okay. An ox. Got it. Very specific type of, cattle. A specific type of ox, but it it's it's,
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and so it was 2 beasts, none of them that are tied to Easter. You see pictures of they'll post pictures of what they claim is Ishtar and see these older speakers used to do this, and they were real pissed for. Like, guys, like, today, it's Jay Dyer's and guys like that. These guys put 0 study into this kind of shit, just absolute boneheads. And it's just a regurgitation of pain. Yeah. And so I I've seen Jay Dyer's stuff. I haven't looked into it at all, but I think he's on my Facebook or something. But
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It's more What is he not what what is he missing?
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He he's actually never goes in and studies these various pagan cultures. And so it's easy enough if you don't study any of this to make all these comparisons. And then to to and then when you're speaking to a crowd that knows even less, it's easy to make these claims up until somebody that studies it is sitting there. And it's like, well, that's funny because none of this symbolism that you're putting on Easter is associated with Ishtar, including the ancient Babylonian plates where it's not a rabbit. It's not any of these things you're claiming. It's an aurochs. Specifically, what's what's an ox have to do with Easter?
Yeah. You know? You're making some real wild fucking leaps here, and then you'll see them post pictures of, a goddess called Demetrius. And, she Greek? Yeah. And she has, about, you know, like, her the statue of her has, like, 50 tits. And Oh my god. Right. And then they will claim that that's Ishtar and these are eggs. And what it is is she's supposed to be the mother goddess, and she's feeding all of, you know, her people and all that. So she's got a whole bunch of boobs. And so I'm immediately down. Right. Right. Immediately. Yeah. You know, lots lots of boobs. And, you know, that's, like, way more than 3. 3, you know, 3 was a 3 was a bonus. Wait. This is way more.
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3 is weird though.
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Yeah. Yeah. But they will, take and they will claim that that's Ishtar, and they will make these really wild claims. And because the people that they're making the claims to have are more ignorant than they are, it's the case of the one eyed man leading the blind. And so, yeah, it's it's just absolute insanity, and they can make really, really fucking wild claims. You see him do it about paganism and about Odinism. There's really actually a whole track that you can follow where where this really got bad was with the Theosophical Society.
And, there was a guy named, Godfrey Higgins, and he did, wrote this book and it's just horrifying. And the Theosophical Society picked it up, then Alice Bailey takes that over. She ends up, becoming the head of the Lucius Trust, which was the Lucifer Trust before that.
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Is that is that theosophical shit, Alice Bailey?
[02:42:18] Unknown:
Alice Bailey was the head of the Theosophical Society. Okay. Yeah. I just heard about that the other day. Yeah. That's weird. She becomes she becomes the head of the Lucius Trust, becomes one of the heads of the UN. So feminism, the out of Africa theory, all kinds of these things, all stem out of the UN and out of feminism and out of, Theosophical Society where this whole push to make everything into this crazy weird mush. And the thing is is, like, even Blavatsky, Blavatsky was the same as those we've all met that fucking them people that go, and I went and I became a Reiki master in this 2 day course. Oh my god. I became a chef. Yeah. I know. That's all that's what's. And because nobody else in the time especially that's all that was. And because nobody else in the time especially in that time period knew anything. Is that the same thing as, like, I'm so sorry. Oh.
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That kind of thing?
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Yeah. Oh, god. Fuck off. And then because she's a little rich kid that gets to travel around the world and nobody else has ever been to fucking you know, she was the expert on pagans and Tibetan culture and all these other cultures, and the lady was full of shit the whole time. She was horrible. Don't you think humans in general were repulsed by that?
[02:43:32] Unknown:
I when I hear someone say I manifested something, not in a, not like what you do, but when they say they manifested something with their mind or their, when they bang their cat. No, I'm just kidding. But when they're talking about when people talk about just the, oh, that gross metaphysical, like, feeling, it it feels gross to me. And I think it feels gross to most people when they say words like manifest.
[02:44:09] Unknown:
You know? I mean It did then. That's why this was a very, niche cult. You know, back then, the Theosophical Society was fairly niche.
[02:44:18] Unknown:
And, it was the people that just kind of fell into it. The people who were too weak to understand what was happening.
[02:44:26] Unknown:
And and we see that we see no different happening today. You see guys like Archaics having a fucking giant following, you know, even though even though he's nothing but a pathetic, violent rapist. And all, like, you still see that people are just dying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got a vapor canopy.
[02:44:45] Unknown:
I don't know. We've had conversation. We have friends who are telling us left and right to not vote. So we we didn't vote for Trump or Biden. Also, don't give a fuck about political elections. But they were like, you have to vote for Biden because you have to vote for the lesser of 2 evils. They were begging us to do so and I was like, hey, I'm not voting for someone who can't string 2 sentences together. Also, I'm not voting for Trump. I'm not voting for either of them but I'm not gonna just do what you're telling me to do because the media is kind of convincing
[02:45:20] Unknown:
me to do that. They're also they're also strange that one is the lesser of 2 evils over the other. And it's like, prove your point then. Which one's the lesser? Yeah.
[02:45:31] Unknown:
Either way, they're the the the fact that they're saying, I'm not voting for someone. I'm just voting against someone. And they're so willing to say that is so fucking strange.
[02:45:43] Unknown:
Fuck them. And and it brings me back to what we were talking about earlier with the with when I brought up the when we're talking about that they bring it on themselves. These people are actively like, yeah. I know this guy's evil, but he's not as evil as the other guy in my opinion. So you have to join in this system and and help me get in this guy that I know is fucked up. I know he's no good, but you've gotta help me get this guy in. So I mean and and you're like, these are the same people that got no problem voting themselves into whatever and then trying to get all the rest of us to do it. And it's like No. And I hate I'm just not playing the game. I hate the reductive,
[02:46:27] Unknown:
logic of being like, they're all fucked up even though I kinda think they are. I don't think you can get to a certain level without being compromised to an pop culture people like Joe Rogan or anybody else. Like, I don't think pop culture people like Joe Rogan or anybody else. Like, I don't think you you get to a certain level without being compromised. Are you yelling at me? Ben.
[02:46:55] Unknown:
Go on, sir. Yeah,
[02:46:57] Unknown:
bro. Stop yelling at me. I don't like it.
[02:47:01] Unknown:
It hurts my feelings.
[02:47:04] Unknown:
Okay. Walk away. Yeah. Walk away. Anyway. So my point was, I don't think you can get to a certain level of fame without being compromised to a certain level, and that doesn't mean that you're one of them or whatever you wanna say. It could mean, oh, meet us. It it could mean that, maybe you got threatened a little bit. Maybe, if you don't say what we wanna say, your family's gonna die. I don't know. Or maybe you get a $100,000,000 if you say what we want you to say. I think either way, it doesn't really matter. If you get to a certain level, I think you're compromised. And that applies a 100% to things like being a fucking president.
If you the people that think that Joe Rogan's compromised, but then are like, but I'm gonna vote for, Trump because he's the savior. That's retarded. Well, we can all agree that California How dare you.
[02:48:01] Unknown:
California larger than New Hampshire, but we're all under the same climate that's changing and not in a good way. So we're going to unite together to save our climate.
[02:48:18] Unknown:
How dare you.
[02:48:22] Unknown:
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
[02:48:24] Unknown:
Yes. This little artist, named Greta, she will save the world. How dare you?
[02:48:32] Unknown:
She's she's gonna she's she's got an assault guilt.
[02:48:37] Unknown:
Now look at her. She's she's downsy as fuck. I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying that's what it is. That's not downs. That's fucking fetal alcohol syndrome. Bigger than shit.
[02:48:47] Unknown:
I think so. Oh, dare you. Her top lip is too too prominent for fetal alcohol syndrome in my opinion. I think her eyes are too downsy. That's what I'm looking at. The exploit I don't think the answer of those things. The exploitation
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of this child is the most upsetting thing ever.
[02:49:05] Unknown:
I a 100% agree with you. Yeah. I don't think she has either. I don't think she has Down syndrome or fetal alcohol syndrome. She's just I think she's a doctor. Doing what adults have told her to do her entire life.
[02:49:18] Unknown:
Oh, okay. Sorry. I actually did not mean to hit that button, but that captures exactly what I've mistaken.
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Yeah. It's sad, though. I mean, she has no control over her destiny.
[02:49:30] Unknown:
No. She's that's, you know, wealthy parents that didn't go.
[02:49:37] Unknown:
Woah. That's the sound drop. Thank you. Thank you for that.
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Wealthy parents just didn't go. What the fuck was that? It's only gone. Power bottom.
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Stop.
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What needs to happen? You need to come fucking help me for a second.
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The animals
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are Why are you getting real activated,
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and the coronal mass
[02:50:00] Unknown:
ejections are still happening. Have we looked out the window? Can anyone report? No. I'm not looking out the window. Ben's too fucked up. I'm gonna go take a picture right now, and I'll come right back. And I'll I will show you what's happening here in Northern California.
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Alright. I guess, Marcus, it's me and you. Let's go, bro. Hold on. I'm yeah. I'm gonna do what we got. Yeah. We got Ben and Jen left, and, normally, that's my other cohost, but it's just me and you, bro. Let's do this. That's alright. Let's leave it to the, the chat. The chat has been fucking active as fuck. I mean, for me, I I don't do live shows, so that's crazy, but about how it is
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is right here. We get up to about 70 sometimes and, yeah, that thing will just be screaming.
[02:50:43] Unknown:
No. People are just talking crazy. I mean, not crazy. It's just like I mean, a crazy amount. You're all very sane or something.
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And, yeah, I know. I do agree with the coronal mass ejection because my animals were all just acting like this yesterday all day too. And it's been 2 days of just
[02:51:02] Unknown:
ridiculous behavior out of these animals. The bursts of energy, whatever. I would like to blame it on CMEs. My animals are just fucking retarded all the time. Also springtime, and I think everyone's just,
[02:51:15] Unknown:
needing some other sort of mass ejections of other fluids in the bodies.
[02:51:23] Unknown:
Oh, you're trying to eject fluids?
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It does happen. It is it is springtime. Especially in the spring.
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Well, the one, it's a mama cat, so that's why she's. So anything that happens, she just it's been all day, last 2 days, just spaz tastically attacking the dogs. Like, the dogs aren't even doing anything, and also the cat's just hanging off their face, like, stop.
[02:51:51] Unknown:
My cat's been humping my dog. I actually took a a a video the other day and got this noise. That was my cat coming on my dog. Thought that was your reaction to what you saw. Well, no. That that was both, actually. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. Didn't that was I can't help myself. Sorry. Don't don't judge me, dude. Come on.
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That's freaking hilarious.
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How how's your, how's your animals been? No.
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You know,
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nuts. Oh, Jen just went outside. She said no Aurora's are happening right now. Nothing. No real time reporting. Okay.
[02:52:31] Unknown:
I just did recon. I was just going outside real quick to see if there was any northern lights. Did you try your phone?
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Because that's the only way you can see it is your through your phone.
[02:52:43] Unknown:
Dude, reconciliation. There's lots of Discord afoot currently. Are there Norse traditions for transmuting spring running into cohesion for the community benefit?
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Fucking hell. Are you okay?
[02:52:58] Unknown:
What is that? Thank you. How do you think Taco Bout dude, reconciliating in the heathen context. There's a lot of disco effect. I have to reread this. I'm sorry. Are there North Street? Stop. Why are you trying to read that word? I'm trying to understand what's going on. Beltane Batman box privacy love. What the fuck are you talking about? Why is your name so weird? So so what you're talking about is this, a bunch of,
[02:53:26] Unknown:
young, dumb, and full of come men or I'm not I don't know if that's a he. I agree. I don't know. But a bunch of young, dumb, full of come men in the spring. And, the problem is is needing a direction for that. And when we look historically, that is the time when young men who don't have a a a direction yet go go to war, go on adventures, go trading, things like that. Now and we even actually see this in the, even the Amish community, they have their, what is that called? Where the Rum springer. Rum springer, where, you know, they're like, you know, these youngins are gonna be, their juices are gonna get pumping, and they're gonna get a little wild. They're gonna raise barns and whatever.
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That's the best term. So I Alright.
[02:54:20] Unknown:
The thing I think that, really needs to happen is is these kids need to start understanding that there is I I really like this channel that this guy goes out and shows where there's these homes that are available for a reasonable price, and you can have a job nearby. And, no, it's not gonna be in downtown San Francisco. No. You're not gonna have a pool. Sorry. Not gonna have a pool. But you I'm not a I'm not a city. You can work towards it. You can dig 1. You can work towards it, especially when you have a decent job and you're not paying out your ass for rent and you own your home, that you can actually start living a decent life. So in order to do this, these young men are gonna have to start living rough. And no different than when I was when even when I first moved to Redding, I moved on to a property.
They didn't have any fencing. We didn't have anything. We had to put up all the buildings, all the fence. We had to haul our water. And I tell you what, after you've hauled water for a day and put up fence and tried to build yourself a place to stay, you don't have that much piss and vinegar. You're not trying to run off and pick fights with people. Like, you just wanna go to sleep. I
[02:55:32] Unknown:
I have no piss or vinegar. So Yeah. No piss or vinegar.
[02:55:36] Unknown:
But that's the best way to be. I think that's how we all should be living. Living for ourselves so that we're not trying to fight with each other. We're just trying to take care of ourselves, take care of our people, take care of everything, and not trying to fight with everybody.
[02:55:51] Unknown:
I only want to fight with Marcus right now. Wait. Why? You know, because he's got a better beard. I understand. He does. He very does. Yep. I'm working on it though. I'll get back to you.
[02:56:03] Unknown:
And, just so you know, Joe is working on it just for a renaissance fair.
[02:56:08] Unknown:
Nice. Nice. I'm trying to be I'm trying to be a a dwarf. And see, this is why we had to go for 2 hours and 56 minutes for you to tell us that he's interested in renaissance fairs.
[02:56:21] Unknown:
I am a do I already bought a skirt, so I'm going as a woodland elf warrior. I'm doing, like, this black, like, makeup all over my face, and I have, like, a weird antler thing that I'm doing.
[02:56:32] Unknown:
And, Joe is going as a dwarf. I'm gonna be a dwarf. Going all out. We've never been to a renaissance fair in our I'm gonna break this shit. But we're gonna fucking rock it. Like the the dwarf from the Hobbit, or the dwarf king. I know. Gimme that's exactly what he has to do. Yes. Whatever his name is. Yep. No. So I'm gonna I'm gonna do have her do braids in this shit. Yeah. Hopefully, by then, my beard can be long enough for I could do a couple braids too, but I'm going as a dwarf. You will see it. I will send you pictures. Funny.
[02:57:02] Unknown:
He looks just like him. His beard even has so much red and gray in it just like that dude's.
[02:57:08] Unknown:
It it's very I was born a dwarf. What I do, people walk up to me and go, are you Floki?
[02:57:16] Unknown:
No. You're you're Gandalf for sure. Yes. Obviously.
[02:57:25] Unknown:
Really, dick?
[02:57:27] Unknown:
Ruel Black says the beard based intelligence show.
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Yes. We are the best Your brains are in your beard. Yeah.
[02:57:35] Unknown:
All of my brains are in this where the wisdom comes from. In the head. It's in this.
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All that stuff you can cut off. It's in the hair.
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All I have to do to be stupid is cut off my hair. Don't go to Lila on us over here, Jen.
[02:57:50] Unknown:
Full on Samson mode. Don't go Delilah on us. You're like, all of it's just in that. It can be cut off. Check his strength. I can cut his hair. I would just cut it off.
[02:58:00] Unknown:
You know what? Tomorrow, if he has short hair, I didn't do it.
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Just saying. And by tomorrow, if I die, it's not a suicide. Just so everybody knows.
[02:58:13] Unknown:
I didn't cut his hair off in his sleep. Okay. Fuck. Alright. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Ben already called it out. Yeah. Whatever.
[02:58:22] Unknown:
Damn it.
[02:58:24] Unknown:
Madonna. Damn it. Tell me all my reasons. No. I I love Joe's hair. I I want Joe's hair to be around forever, and that's something that someone would say that they want. It's not fair.
[02:58:37] Unknown:
Why are you gay? Why are you gay?
[02:58:41] Unknown:
No. So, Joe so, Joe, grew his hair because in 2020, you couldn't get a haircut to save your life. You can't. So I just stopped doing that. He just was like, well, I tried to get a haircut and everyone was booked out for like months. So I think I'm just not gonna do that anymore. And he just didn't. And then he just grew long hair. He had like a buzz cut for ever. And then all of a sudden he has this going on. And it was just because he was, like, I don't wanna do haircuts. Yeah. I was just tired of it. It's fucking amazing.
[02:59:13] Unknown:
I'm not playing into your system. Their lengths. Yeah. I'm not a part of your system anymore. I don't get haircuts. Okay? Well, you couldn't. You couldn't. And you're like, well, I guess you're just gonna do this forever. Okay. So I was forced to not be a part of the system. Whatever.
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And you didn't have to Flowbee sitting around.
[02:59:32] Unknown:
Oh.
[02:59:35] Unknown:
Blobie?
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What's up, Blobie? You don't remember that? It was like you attached it to your vacuum and it just sucked up to your head and it would be, you know, you were stirring dirty. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
[02:59:46] Unknown:
I should get one of those actually.
[02:59:49] Unknown:
I could do that. That would be fun.
[02:59:52] Unknown:
It would be fun just to do it. Yeah. I don't care about what it looks like. I can't do it to my hair, but I can do it to yours. I can do it to your hair. Mm-mm. No. Thank you. Stay tuned to YouTube.
[03:00:06] Unknown:
Yeah. And I think also then this is gonna make young men be more aligned to where they need to be, which is gonna put the social order back in more of a perspective that it needs to be in.
[03:00:17] Unknown:
I think it's gonna take a long time, but you're right.
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Yeah. It is. We've gotta get the young men to you know, and I I just did a talk with this on Beth. And it's, you know, the the thing is is they need to start chasing, they aren't gonna get quality good women who have a wonderful relationship if they're just chasing the the putty. If you're chasing the putty, that's what you're gonna get is that. And that's all The what? Chasing the what? The putty tat.
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It's a Looney Tunes reference.
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Sylvester.
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Oh, you're talking about the Like Tweety and Sylvester. Own. I thought I saw a piggy tat. So I saw a thing the other day that said that, and this is on the Internet, so who fucking knows, that long hair on dudes used to be the most masculine thing you do, like Norse dudes, Viking dudes, all that stuff. It was. And it said that it was actually emasculating to cut it short. And that was like a slave thing. Like, when they cut it short, like, in the military, think about the military. What's the first fucking thing they do? They buzz your head to be like, bitch. We own you. Yeah. You're not you're not growing your hair long. So the hippie the hippie revolution in the sixties, what did they do? They grew their fucking hair out long because they're like, no. Fuck you. So whether that's true or not doesn't really matter, but I think I don't think it's unmasculine to have long hair as a dude, especially if you got this going on. It's good. It wasn't a masculinity
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thing. It was a a status thing. Warrior type shit? Not necessarily. No. If you were, I'm trying. If you were a land owner, and you were of higher status, you were allowed to keep your hair a certain length. And the higher your status was, the longer your hair was. So, actually, if you watch the movie, The Northman, that movie was super well done. And, it's based off of, the Gesta. And so that's an old ancient tale. And in that, when he goes to become a slave, like you said, he cuts his long hair because he had long hair because he was the son of a king. And he has and he goes to become a slave because he's gonna go kill this guy that killed his his dad. And so he has to be in order to do that, he becomes a slave to go become that guy's slave to murder him. But on the way to doing that, he cuts off his hair.
And then there's also another part in there where there's a feminine slave. And so the females were allotted long hair if they were a house slave or you were, missed, you know, the the wife or whatever. But if you were a worker, once again, even the females were forced to cut their hair off short, not as short as men.
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But you were not feminist. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all That makes sense. Old mikes. Makes sense.
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Yeah. And that was based on your status.
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So the lower status females cut their hair very short and rallied for women's rights.
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Yeah. And then, you know, burn their bras, and I I I don't know. You know? Squirted milk milk at people in public. I I don't fucking know what they did. And then claimed they were dudes and Yeah. Here we are now in 2024.
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Yay. Cool. Glad to be here.
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With your long hair.
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I like it. I can't help it. I mean, I could. You can. I'm just not going to. Percent. Hey. I wish I had a beard like yours. Maybe in, like, a year and a half, I will.
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Right. Right. Well, I wish well, I don't really wish. I I'm very comfortable with my baldness, but there was a lot of years I wished I could grow hair.
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No. I actually hope I start going really bald so I don't have to worry about any of it and just shave it all off. It's much easier.
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Great. It is. Exactly. I'm very happy with that. Wash it.
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No. Just soap. A little bit of soap on the dome and call it good. Go to bed.
[03:04:41] Unknown:
Yeah. No. It's super nice. I I'm very comfortable with it. It keeps it very easy. I you know, like I said, when I You know what? It probably takes you twice as long to wash your beard as it does my hair. It it does. It gets knotty. It definitely gets knotty. And you Why don't you try doing dreads? Do start doing dreads in your beard, dude. That'd be cool. I you know, I the the I used to do have Christy braid it. And, I get I'm I'm such a rough character that, I get shit in my Hey.
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Sorry. I can see her, and I'm saying hi. I'm so sorry.
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She was putting away demon cat. Grace, do you Which woman? The one attack attacked him. There are many
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many such instances.
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Yeah. I used to braid it, but I get so much crap on myself. It's the same reason I don't use DMSO. I tried it, and it works as advertised a 100%.
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It it it it but, Oh my god. I had the same experience as you. So I'm so I heard I heard you talk about the d s DSMO or whatever. I I got that too, and I had the exact same experience because I was out in the garden every day. I'd put it on my face in the morning. I'd wash my take a shower, wash my face, put it all over myself, and then go and weed the garden and take my dog for a walk and be out in the fucking world. And all of that shit was like right on my face and my allergies were the worst they've ever been that year. So I was like, oh, and it did wonders for my face. Like, it looked great but I felt like shit the entire time. I was dying because everything was stuck to my face and you said the same thing.
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This year is particularly
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bad for people who have allergies. Oh my god. That's 2 years ago, I think, when you were talking about it, Ben. And that's when I bought it. It was in 2022. I think that's when you did it as well.
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Yeah. This this year is fucking weird, dude. I haven't had allergies in, like, 3 or 4 years.
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And all of a sudden this year, I'm sneezing 17 fucking times by 10 AM. So do you think the problem is of the excess the excess moisture from the last 2 years where, like It could be, like, the excess pollen or something or could be the spraying if you wanna go real fucking psycho. But I'm not I'm not disagreeing with the spraying at all, but I also have been having excess allergies. But I also noticed that there's plants and plant growth that I've never seen. Like Same. Oh, 100%.
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So there's foxtails where I've never there have been a couple foxtails in our yard, but they're all over our yard now. There are, the wild lettuce. It's it it's a weed, but it's the wild lettuce that grows and it's huge. I mean, 6 feet tall. We're talking 6 feet tall compared to like a foot or 2 feet tall. No. And they get that milky weird shit when you cut them and it like makes your mouth shit. It's actually it's actually pretty good for you. Cracked. That milky stuff is what you extract. And then if you take that, that's supposed to be an extremely powerful pain reliever. It's supposed to be really good for you. Yeah. So That's what I told her. Those plants so those plants are growing like crazy in our yard. But again, it's plant growth we've never seen before.
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Well, with the wildfires that burned everything down, now that's just fields, open space, ready to receive all kinds of seeds. Yep. And now we have Yeah. And that's where we live right now.
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Yep. And that and then we had 2 years of moisture. So I expect it, you know, and I think that this is I don't I don't ascribe this to them. I think this is just the the plant life returning,
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having I mean, look. Yeah. There's way more bees this year too. Have you noticed that on your your area? So many more bees. I know. Yeah. We've noticed I think it's a good thing.
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Bunch of our plants. So I had tomato plants and pepper plants and even my citronella that are typically annual plants, they were perennial this year. They carried over into the next year. So I had tomatoes that have carried over into this year. Now, don't get me wrong, they're probably not gonna produce any tomatoes, but they are alive. And they're in my greenhouse alive after a year of not producing because they were in a tiny pot because I didn't actually plant them, it's through a vegetative phase again? Are they going through a vegetative
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phase? Nope. No. They're taller and bigger and things like that. Are they doing that?
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No. No. They're kinda dormant, but they're still alive. It's super weird. They're alive and growing. They're just kind of still growing up. They're not really vegging out. They're not growing any fruit, but they are still alive. Well, they're not And they're like zombies. They're different.
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So try going in and They're not doing either of those things. Did you cut off the dead ends off the vegetative parts? The dead ends?
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They so they only grew 2 leaves off the top that are still growing. That's all they grew. So I didn't cut anything because nothing died. There were it it grew as stock and it grew 2 2, like, branches out with just a leaf on each side. They're still green. That's all that grew and they are still green and that's it. Weird. I know. And I have 2 other plants in my greenhouse that are doing the same thing. So I count
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This was a crazy mild winter also. So I think that that plays into it for I mean, temperature wise, this was the warmest winter that since I've lived here.
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Yeah. I mean, it was pretty okay. When did you start when did you move here?
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About 8 years ago.
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Okay. Alright. I moved here about 9 years ago, and I think that year was pretty warm. It rained the entire time. It didn't snow at all. It was not cold. So I don't know. I having a greenhouse is nice because you can just kind of see what plants are gonna do, but they they didn't do anything weird. Like, they didn't die. None of our plants died. Every single plant in the greenhouse lived. Even the and our cilantro, not cilantro, sorry, citronella plant that is also supposed to be an annual started flowering this year and it was supposed to die.
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Wow. Yeah. The strawberry plants,
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that's And the strawberry the strawberry plants propagated. So there's like another strawberry plant. And what else do we have? Celery, lemons.
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Celery was a weird one that Yeah. Continued to thrive all winter. Like, what?
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Yeah, we just stepped them in the greenhouse. So the zipper, the zipper on the greenhouse broke. So I was like, fuck. Like, we can't actually close these guys in all the way. You have, like, like, a 2 foot gap of air. I hope you can live. And everyone lived. Kinda weird.
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Somebody else is saying they had a plant that went perennial too. So this year was the first year since I California contrarian. This is the 1st year since I've lived here. My pipes, my water system is just, you know, 25 100 gallon, you know, you know, you can get them at Home Depot, the big water tanks, big black water tanks. And that's just up the hill from me. Then I just catch water and it run it into there, and then that runs down to my house. So I have a gravity feed. Well, my pipes go in between the the black tank in my house are just laying on the ground.
So every other year for about a week, and it's not much because I'm from South Dakota. So to me, this is nothing. But for all you know.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm from Indiana. This shit ain't nothing to me either, dude.
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Right. Right. So every other year I've lived here, the the pipes freeze up for about a week. Sometimes 2.
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Yeah. If you're gonna leave your house, you have to run your water while you leave. You turn it on just a little bit.
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All the time. 100%. And all winter. So I and and in California here for every other year I've lived here, the pipes do freeze up about 1 week a year, 2 weeks in 1 year. Other than that, it flows all the time. So, you know, real mild winter. Well, this last year, our pipes never froze. Not one time.
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That's climate change, dude, obviously. What, Marcus just what Marcus just put on the screen from California contrarian, He said average California winter been here 68 years. How old are you? You've been in California 68 years. Are you 68 or 87? And why are you watching this at 10:11 PM?
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Because of Eurovision.
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Because of Eurovision?
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68 years of Eurovision. Just curious. And I'm not judging that part now. Reminded me of Eurovision again. Oh, so he's so He said 68.
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Okay. Oh, you've been here. See some red you've never watched European culture?
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No. Yeah. Plus, not Eurovision.
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I mean Riverdance. Still remember Riverdance. Weird shit. Like, literally, when I was making fun, no. David Hasselhoff was a legitimate singing star. Huge. Like, number 1 top of the charts and the shit you listen to it, you're like, why is this happening? Is it good? It's awesome. No. It's horrifying. No. It sounds like kissing why is this happening. And you're like, well, people like this and you're and you're like almost in shock and awe about it. You're like, you go over to fuck it. I I was in Germany when I was young and every all these manly dudes, like, walking around to fucking walking around with damn fanny packs on and their shirts off. Like,
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Techno. They're like, 9.
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It's even going on right now. Yeah.
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Why are you gay?
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Why are you gay? Why are you gay? I still highly encourage everyone to watch that video. It's great. Just Google why are you gay on YouTube. You'll find it.
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Oh, that's happening. Why should someone be gay? I I am definitely watching that. That's definitely happening. You've never seen that, Ben? No.
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Oh my god. So okay. So here's another fun fact. Let me put it in the chat here. So the guy that
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when the guy who's interviewing the transgender Transgender. Man, he is almost trying to sell that product. So like you you kind of get the idea that he's, like, why should someone be gay? And he's trying to, like, build her up or build him up or whatever. Stop calling. Trying to lead him in. He's trying to give him the lead. But he's he's not he's not trying to be an asshole is the best part. Like, he's not a dick. He's not a jerk. He's just he's just trying to figure it out, and he has no idea how that culture works because of his culture. Just Just one of his nose and see. No. He's he's just an honest thing. Talk about your name. Tell me. He's African and has no idea what that means.
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Alright. I put it in the, YouTube chat. For whoever is in the YouTube chat, I put the link Why should someone buy your shirts?
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Like, think of it like that when he says, why should someone be gay? He's like, why should someone watch you a YouTube channel? He's like, how should I describe you? Homosexual
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transgender.
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So he's trying to help that person this whole time. Right. Right. Right. He's saying it in the most insulting shitty way ever, but not doing it on purpose. That's why it's so fun and funny to watch. You are. Because he's like Probably to them, it wasn't insulting at all. It's only our culture because of the way we Oh, right. Know. Well, kind of. No. 100% to the transgender person, yes, you can tell it's very insulting. But to the person who's interviewing them, he's like, why are you gay? And he has no idea what he's saying. And she's like, who says I am gay? And he's like, you are gay.
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Like, right away. Verbatim, he says, you are gay.
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Yeah. And she's like, who said I am gay? I am not gay. Why are you gay?
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It's so funny to watch. Why should someone be gay? So look, I'm not I'm not all about, like, hurting people's feelings or whatever. Oh, it's like your grand it's like it's like importing your grandpa from, like, 1930
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to talk to you. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. 100
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100%. So my grandparents, when I was little, would call Mexicans beaners, like all the time. And I didn't know that that was weird. I never thought anything about it, but my parents were like, don't fucking ever say that. Later.
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When I was little.
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But they're like, oh, that binger lady across the street. And I was like, oh, okay. I guess my grandparents say that.
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No idea. You're ugly. When I was 5, my parents got divorced. And I come from a mixed family. My aunts Okay. My aunts all dated black guys. Saw my cousins are, you know, mixed races. Well, I moved my parents got divorced. And for about, 4 months, my mom moved us to Houston, Texas. And this is in, like, 1980. So people use the n word constantly, including including black people. That's the way they referred to themselves. And it wasn't said in a derogatory manner. It was like that's just how they referred to those people, and that's how they referred to each other. And and having been from South Dakota, I've never even heard that word, especially being in a mixed family. That's not something the adults said.
And so I get home. Well, what happened was, hurricane, I believe, Henry. It was hurricane Henry put a tree in our pool, and mom said, no. It's the same for us. Right? You gotta ask too much. And, so we head back South Dakota, and I get up there and I get around my cousins. And my cousin Keisha is, like, my sister, basically.
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True story. I bet.
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My sister died. She's she was just under 1 years younger than me. She died Oh. Just after, from SIDS, which turns out to be a vaccine injury. Just after, she dies, my aunt got in trouble in the military, and my and my cousin came and lived with us. And so to me as a little 1 year old, that was my sister back, and that's the relationship we've always had. And so I get back from Texas, and I look at her and I'm like, Keisha, you know, you're an and I said n word, you know. Shut up. That's so funny. You know, I'm with 6, you know, and I'm like Yeah. Keisha looks cool. Keisha's like, You know, like, she Yeah. She doesn't know either. Yeah. You know, we don't know what the fuck and that adults are losing their ever loving fucking minds.
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Yeah. You know, they're just like Meanwhile, you 2 kids are totally fine with both saying those words. You're calling her that. She's like, I guess I am that. And you're like, hey, you go you wanna go play fucking house? You know what the real part is? Go swimming, motherfucker. I've been,
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blocked from the YouTube comments here tonight. Just tonight about 4 times. I'm not sure what I'm saying that's so bad, but it's like this comment has failed the post. Sorry. Can't do that. Oh, bud. Oh, Either way. Hey. Woah. I was saying this earlier that we
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we as humans have come we've come so far with being able to accept each other and then now it's devolving
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to the point where we can't even say a joke to each other before it's blocked. Well, I love that. Okay. So robo honky says j is the polite way to say cocksucker.
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Yeah. 100%. We've got an awesome crowd. Our people are Jesus Christ. It's my nigga. They they are not gonna when you were, like, I'm worried, you know, when you were worried about which rightfully so, like, honestly, the first time I went on crow, I used swears and, you know, because we've all heard these parts. Swear? Yeah. I used swear.
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Colorfully. I used swears. He said he said the p word. A little bit of French. He said the p word, not happy. Then he said the f word. Fuck off. Crow yeah. Crow wasn't happy with that. Holy shit even. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I was not happy. Woah. Okay. Happy. Okay. I guess I've never gone on Crow's show. So But he's come on our show several times, and I say whatever the fuck I want. So you have to be fair
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on his show. Whoo. Do not use swears.
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No. I know. Wow. That's why he says malarkey and stuff. He's from the fucking east coast. Are you serious? I could tell you that all day. That's my entire family. Like, they just they think that's Oh, that's why he says poppycock. Yeah. Okay. Malarkey.
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You got that. I got we had a a a a situation, and I got mad. And I and I chewed Christie's parents out. They were gonna call the cops on me because they thought I was being violent. And, literally, I wrote them a a a letter. And Chris is like, where did he threaten to be violent? So I go, he used swears.
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They didn't say the word swears, but that's exactly what this is. He used cuss words. Yeah.
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That is not very good. I'm gonna get violent. Holy shit. You know? More violence. Like yeah. I told told me he had the cops on speed dial. He had the sheriff on speed dial straight up. That's what they said. Alright. Yeah. Okay. So first of all, nobody has a sheriff on speed dial unless you're it's your fucking kid.
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The sheriffs don't give a fuck who you are.
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And if you have the sheriff on speed dial, what the fuck else is going on with your life? Damn. Sorry. No offense, Christy. I'm sorry, but, like I I don't know what's going on there. Christy,
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stop. Don't do that.
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She I love my I love my wife, but she and and her family, we've gotten we've made up, we've gotten along. They're excellent people, but straight up, I used to tease her because like she grew up in Donna Reed. I used to tell her all the time. I'm like, not all of us grew up on the set of Donna Reed. Like, her family, their life's at her dad, the strongest she said. Oh my god. Record that she ever really old school show. Damn. Well, when I said Little House on the Prairie, you all gave me dead eyes. So don't fucking get Woah. Wait. Ben Ben, what year were you born?
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I grew up with Little House on the Prairie. That's a fun I
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was born in 1980. Okay. Like, I'm pretty close to you, and I definitely watched Donna Reed a lot growing up.
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Black and white. Yeah. Like, for sure. Somebody in the chat Donna Reed brought back a few of them shows. I freaking I but, yeah, Donna Reed was, you know, or Leave It TO Beaver where it's like, aren't you being a little tough on the beaver?
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She's just Mister Ed? Mister Ed was a good Oh, god. From the beaver the best. I can literally sing the entire singing. A horse is a horse, of course.
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And no one can talk to a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister.
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Oh my god. I I have to mention this real quick. So somebody says Alan Marcus doesn't cuss. That was California contrarian again. Yeah. Alan, do you not cuss? Okay. Secondary, Gordy 2 shoes says my goal is always to try and get Alan Marcus to cuss. Gordy 2 shoes, are you not a fan of OBDM?
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I'm pretty sure I recognize that street that screen name. 100%. Yeah. Gordy Two Shoes. That's Gordy. Yeah. That's, he's he's he's he's, norm he's been on spiders. He used to be a normal spider and then, and because I recognize that screen name. Secret Society of Goodguys. He's with Cheney. If you guys know Project Cheney, they started a thing called Secret Saeed. Goodguys.
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No. But Gordy 2 shoes, I recognize that stream that stream that stream name. I'll just call it a stream name. That sounds better, actually. Okay. But that's cool. Like, it's cool to see the, the cross pollination of all these shows going on. It's fucking crazy.
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I really wish I'd known Bob longer in person than I did. But, yeah, I can believe his intensity through your family for a loop too. Christy and I, you know, the funny thing is is after that fight and we got things straight, her her mom and Christy's never seen this. Her mom literally walked up to me while I was sitting at, like, their function and just gave me the the, you know, up against the breast hug and kissed me on the top of the head. You know, like Was it weird or cool? It was great. You know, it was that mom, you know, that that very motherly, you know, nurturing motherly thing. You know, like, guys, I was protecting Christy in the situation, but they weren't, they weren't used to somebody with such oomph about it. And, you know, afterwards, her mother definitely took it as, you know what? That's my daughter has a good man that takes care of her, and nobody's gonna fucking hurt my daughter. And I like that. You know? So I you know, we have a good relationship, but now but imagine, you know, Donna Reed meets, you know, like, fucking Sons of Anarchy or something. You know, that's what they're I, you know, I walked into this house. Christie said as a child, the strongest thing she ever heard her dad say was dag nabbit. Yeah. Yeah. I know that was the strongest thing that she'd ever said. Here comes It wasn't like, oh, you're out of the fucking clan. We're gonna fucking
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burn this tattoo off your body, and it's gonna be an entire episode.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You know, instead instead of dang napping Slow motion. Get this bald headed, bearded neck tattooed
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up, cussing and swearing. All over your back. You're just gonna be on fire the whole time.
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Yeah. They were Where's Christy? Christy, sit down. There's cats Yeah. Showing your anus. Why don't you show your face? That cat looks way too much like my cat's ass. I don't like it. That's Bob.
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Man, his name's fucking Bob. That's Bob's Anoos. There he goes.
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Anoos? I love his Anoos.
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Bob's my buddy. That's, and funny thing is is that we I named him Bob right around the time Bob Nodell. Cammy's husband here passed. But this is my buddy, Bob Bob Bob and I. He he, he's best friends with Meaty. I will go upstairs at night to go to bed, and literally both him and Bob will be snuggling in my spot. Like, hey, dad. We're here in your spot waiting for you. We're gonna fight you about it now.
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Oh. About it?
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About it? Our our cat did the same thing with Joe. So our cat that we got, our very first cat, we got married, got a cat, and this cat would snuggle with Joe at night after we both went to sleep. So He's a piece of shit. That's a funny cat. Oh, yeah. No. This cat is in love with Joe. So Joe would go to sleep. I'd go to sleep. We'd snuggle up together, and then I'd wake up in the morning and this cat would be spooning Joe and he'd be little spoon or big spoon. Didn't matter. He was like, I'm 1 or the other. And he was always in bed with us. And I was, like, why the fuck is this cat in bed with us? And Joe's, like Not a fan. Oh, holy shit. I didn't even notice. Meanwhile, I'm like, this cat was your, like, ex wife in a past life or something, dude. I don't know. No. He's just a gay cat that likes my ass.
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That's Bob. And Bob still got his nuts.
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Right. Get out of here. Taylor does not have his nuts and is named after a female god.
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Oh, yeah. We thought our cat was a girl too. Our our friends told us this is a little baby girl cat. We named it Halal. Flat the cat beside. Part of the story is why I laid it out.
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Just flat the cat beside.
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Like, 4 nights ago, and I even woke Christie up. The my cat you know how cats are. They don't necessarily like each other. You know? They'll, like, tolerate each other, but there has to be, like, a different base. So I have one cat that fucking curled up like this on underneath my face and all around my beard, which happens. You know, I get my neck beard cats that wanna sleep laying in the closet. Beared cats? Yeah. And so that touch. Another cat. Think they're redditors too. Also because there's this weird thing where they wanna sleep closer to your head.
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And so another cat It's because they wanna steal your soul. Just Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And take your breath while you're breathing. Yeah. And freaking,
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another cat went like this and curled around the top of my head. It's fight and I and I'm like, I'm in an ouroboros of cat. I'm just laying there and he's got cat all everywhere. I'm like, the fuck?
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You just have to go, no, and project them off of you.
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Actually, I always wonder because it it's weird too because I've got so many cats now. I will wake up and there's usually about 3 cats on me, and then the other ones are all sitting right, staring. And I I'm always like, am I in a seance?
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Maybe.
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Like, why are you all staring at me? What is they they they they yeah.
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It's like, why are they why are you guys doing this? Why are you circling around me? I swear. They're like, we're trying to take your soul and we're not quite sure how. Can you tell me a little bit more about how I could steal your soul? Yeah. That's what cats are doing. They know how.
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They're like, we just have to wait till you don't move. I don't know if they had to take it from Ben, though.
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Dabs is gonna be the number one thing, like, you know, I'm that guy. Yeah. If you pull up in a white van and open up the back door, like, free dab,
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I'm in trouble. Like, Ben's just gonna be passed out on dad. I'll take some candy. Oh, shit. The cats are like, he's dead. Eat him. Fucking cats. Are the cats getting close for a contact high? Dude okay. So I have one cat that loves drugs. He loves catnip, he loves weed, he loves everything. Then the other cat who's the most annoying fucking shit ever. Cousin of Jordan. He's like, act, act, act. I gave him catnip, he's like, fuck no. I tried to blow weed in his face, and he's like, mm-mm, not for me. But he's the most annoying fucking cat ever.
The other cat? You're on catnip. Pretty fucking cool as far as cats go. He loves catnip. He loves weed. I'll give him beer sometimes and he's like, fuck yeah. Beer? What? Just a little bit.
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Okay. It's just for a taste. Weird. I've also found that you're having so many animals. I found some animals really like getting fucked up and some animals. Yeah. And, like Yeah. Even even my old habits. Like so when I used to I used to grow cannabis when I lived over in Redding. They're so crazy about it in Humboldt that I don't even grow personal plants because I just don't need cops fucking stomping all over my property. And over in Redding, you could grow, you know, a dozen plants and nobody would bother you. Over here, they're crazy. And, you know, and and that is legal freaking in California. Like, I was just growing my own personal, but in here in Humboldt, like, the guys on this mountain, there's one guy up there. He's got little kids and everything, and they had him face down in the ground. Like, 6 guys had guns, you know, laced on him. His kids standing there screaming for his own person. Like, you guys are crazy. I'm not doing all that. But, when I used to grow, buddy buddy, the one alpaca, I grew about a dozen plants, and that year I ended up with 11.
And none of the other alpacas eat it. But fucking buddy, that son of a bitch, he ate an entire plant. And then I come out and I find him, and he's literally laying in the dirt where the plant used to be and rolling in it. Like, oh, gosh. You know? This one's a shit, man. Like and just so He's like, where was this my whole life? Yeah. Yeah. I I was so mad. I was like and it was this wonderful, it was a huckleberry, girl scout huckleberry. Oh, those plants were so wonderful.
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And I was so mad, and he was just so happy. So fucking happy. Oh, so I wish I had the ability, Marcus, to Yeah. Like, highlight, like, comments, but Robohonkey says cats won't show the cops where your drugs are hid. Exactly. That is 100 fucking percent. Okay. So and and not on purpose, but dogs are such good creatures that they'll be like, cops, I don't know, but there's something that funky that smells under the couch right here. Like, maybe you should check it out. They're good natured as fuck. The cats are like, I don't know.
I ain't seen shit. Dogs are like, yeah, it's right there. That's because they're good boys or girls. They're like, yeah. I think it's right there. Here you go, cops. That's where you can trust cats is with your drugs because cats are like, I don't give a shit. Cool. I mean, at least as far as my experience goes. It could be different for you guys. I don't know. It looks like bright light. Ben doesn't have a problem with his, smells or drugs or anything, because he's just going for it right now. The straight edge cat needs a minor threat shirt. Yes.
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The different animal personalities are interesting
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to see They all kinda suck. Variations. Their own way. Oh, and, Goatman says my cats do drugs. Mine do too.
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We find that, dude, I had a ferret that was a total loadie. I'll tell that story in a second. It's the same one that stuck its head in my piss screen. A ferret? Yeah, dude. I had a ferret that, totally A ferret. Well, I mean, ferrets don't live very long. You know, they only 5 years I had a ferret that did drugs. It's not alive anymore.
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No fucking correlation at all. No correlation. No.
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And she also was a she also liked to drink, But she used to this ferret had this really weird sense of of sharing and fucking so if you did not pick that ferret up and shotgun it so a hit, and when you were doing that, she would, like, damn your stick her head in your fucking mouth. And if you didn't do that, she would steal your whole sack. And then what's fucked up is she would bring the sack back and she would eat the weed and the stems, but not the seeds. So she would bring back just a sack of seeds and drop it off at your feet and take off. Like, just a That's kind of efficient. Yeah. It's like shoving it in your face. And I was like, what the fuck? And she also she had steal my because I used to, make apple pie ever clear moonshine.
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Oh, god. No. Stop. Don't don't talk about that.
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She would steal it if I would get shot. I used to occasionally take a shot of that, and I would have to pour her a little bit in the cap. And she'd get to drink a little bit out of the cap while I took a shot, or else she'd steal the whole fucking bottle. And then one time, my uncle and I because my uncle and I lived together at that time. And we went to Rapid City for to go to party for the weekend. And so my uncle had these shitty dog bones that he kept in a Rubbermaid tub, and my ferret would steal them. And he got mad about that. And before this weekend, he took and he put a lid on the tub, put a pot on top of the lid, a big old rock inside the pot.
We get back from Rapid City. The the ferrets undone that whole system, taken instead of usually, she'd only snitch 1 or 2 of the bones because he'd buy this giant bag of really shitty bones. Yeah. I know the the cheap dog bones that look like,
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things.
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The rawhide shit or just like milk bone? I know. It's, you know, more like a milk bone type thing. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cheap and, like, he'd buy this giant, like, £10 bag of them. And freaking, she took all that apart and then took every single one of them fucking bones out of there. Had them stashed everywhere in the house where normally she'd just take a couple and hide them just behind the yeah. They want in with their mom, I think.
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Yeah. Your cats are going fucking nuts, dude.
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Like, I can hear them. The kittens are on feeding time, and their mom's the evil one. So they're locked away from their mom for a moment. Yes. Definitely not you. The, so she took stole all the bones, stashed them everywhere in the house. And, you know, like any like anybody else's, you know, my uncle and I, it's 2 guys just living together. My uncle had his spot he sat on, and I sat in my spot. And so she took that empty sack of bones and left them literally laying where my uncle sits right at his where his feet would have been. Like, there you go, motherfucker. You non sharing son of a bitch. Yeah. No.
Like, he had a and and, oh, and pizza? If you didn't get take, like, at least a piece of the crust or a pepperoni or whatever and give it to her, she was gonna steal your whole piece of pizza and take off with it.
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No. That's what dogs do. They're like, oh, wait. You have a drum for me? Yeah. Oh, I know. But I mean, dog, ferret, same fucking thing. They're like, oh, I'll do I'll I'll I'll take everything you have for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't say I've ever had a ferret. I don't want one. They're kind of cute. But
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if they were so short lived, I would still have ferrets, but they just naturally don't live very long. And so you get attached to it, and then it dies a couple years later. I don't care for that. But other than that, because I live out on a farm, all farms have problems with mice and rats. You know, it's just how it is. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's called nature. Yeah. Yeah. So if you don't have cats or ferrets, ferrets are awesome for rats because they'll go right in their hole and go chase them out, dig them out. If you've ever watched those videos, they have videos on YouTube where guys have figured out that apparently, you can train a dog to figure out the difference between a rat and a ferret.
And there's whole teams of guys that'll have, like, 3, 4 dogs. And they'll have 1 ferret, and they'll go to these farms that are overrun with rats. And they'll chuck 1 ferret in there, and that ferret will start running through the rat warrens. And these rats will come flying out. You know? They're like, ah, and these dogs will just start snatching them and and then throwing them away, you know, and just going crazy. And they'll show, like, they'll kill, like, hundreds of rats in a matter of an hour. And, somehow, even when the ferret comes flying out, the dogs know the difference, and they don't go after the ferrets at all. But, so they got this whole ferret dog combo thing that they got going that's just crazy, and these things are just awesome for get not getting rid of rats.
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Alright.
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Well, if I ever ever have a problem with rats, I know what to do.
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Well, you don't gotta move very far, brother. I'll tell you that.
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What is, okay. A rat tortoise.
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Yep. A rat tortoise? You know, it seems like he's gonna know kung fu later in his life.
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Mouse sperm.
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You know, this is what happens when, master splinter and the turtles, you know, a little bit of weirdness going on there.
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Yeah. That's an abomination. I think the bible calls it an abomination. But That is beautiful. I get Well, hey, guys. I have to go. Thank you so much. I'm gonna let you guys just hang out and talk if you want to. We're gonna check out of here. It's been a long fucking time. You guys do a long show. That's crazy. I have to go you can still hang out. Oh, no. I'm I'm hanging out. Oh, wait. You guys hang out and honestly,
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There's some nights we'll have fucking 80 people still hanging out. Like, it's we've been in the for hours and there's still 80 people watching. We're like,
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well, I guess. I guess we'll keep going. No. A lot of people do talk, Ravey. That's totally fair. I I a 100% get that. But
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I'm at my breaking point for for my psyche right now. We appreciate you giving us as much time as you did, Jen. And and Christy and I absolutely love you, and we will definitely be visiting you guys soon now that Please tell me that you have a truck. Yeah. We've been stranded for we were stranded for literally 6 months. We were Brian was bringing us in. So
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just FYI, you guys are close enough that if you need to do anything at all, please hit us up. You're very close, and I can come and get you anytime. So please just let us know. Just text us. If you need anything at all, we can bring it to you, and it will just be a couple hours.
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Yeah. And that Please let us know. I always like to, we don't do lives that often, but the people in the live chat, like, if you guys okay. I just fucked up the live chat. Anyway, anybody in the live chat, like, if you guys are in the area of Northern California hit us up, we'd love to meet all of you. It would be so fun. Yeah. I'm always down. We're very welcoming. We've had so many random people come to our house, Random listeners,
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other podcasters. Podcasters like Ben, Fuck. Other strange pea not not you necessarily. Just They're beautiful. Other random people just can come to our house and hang out.
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They're they're they're wonderful hosts. Like, they are just beautiful people to hang out with that. We've had a lot. Well, thank you. Every time. It's it's super fun. Anybody's welcome here all the time. As long as you let me know ahead of time.
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Because if I'm late, then you're not welcome. As long as we can make enough quesadilla tacos for you to eat Yeah. Please let us know how many you can take to your head. Yeah. How many quesadilla can you fit in your Yeah. Mouth? Which tri tip do you want?
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So it says 7 7 months. I left my property once, and it was a time that truck burned down after I got back from flyclover fest. My truck burned down, and I didn't go leave my property for 7 months.
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Jesus. That's too long, dude.
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Yeah. No vehicle. You know? I mean, I might have left it and, like, walked into a neighbor property, but I didn't leave this the mountain here, know, for 7 months. Yeah. But we could have come and picked you up too. California Contrarian in the chat. Where are you at?
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Just email me, dude. Legitbatpod@gmail.
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We can we can connect. That's fine. We definitely need to get together. I did talk to Steve and that in between together that in between thing.
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You know, Steve I still have to meet Steve. Oh my god. He meant to come up here, like, last year, and he never did. I don't know what with that. But Steve Poikkanen from, AM Wake Up, he needs to come up here. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. He went and moved to Avade?
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Yeah. You know, Steve used to live with me for a little while.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yep. No. I would love to meet his ass. He's a stoner in a fucking hat. He can smoke you under the table, I believe. Daughter could smoke both under the table, and I would like to see I'm just issuing the challenge. I just wanna see what happens. I'm I'm so
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appreciative of all the, colorful language I learned tonight, and I've taken some notes. So I'm about to use some of that colorful language, if you don't mind.
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Yeah. We definitely don't. Let's see.
You got that button pressed? That button's pushed. There it is.
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Alright. What's up, everyone? Hey, Al.
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Checking on the streams.
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Yeah. Get the rock team going. Tonight, we obviously have, in person friends of mine, also, Jen and Joe from Legit Bat. Awesome, awesome people, and they're gonna come hang out with us for tonight. It's gonna be a guess. Alright.
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When Joe said you wanted us to hang out tonight, I honestly thought you guys were in town, and I was super excited. Me too. I was very bummed. I'm down to hang out on a podcast, but I thought you and Christie were here. We're we're gonna be doing that soon. We literally just got a truck back. We went fucking
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like, our truck got stolen. I went to Flattoberfest,
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and my truck got stolen. I'm convinced I turned into a donkey and walked away. But Yeah. Yeah. We can figure that out for sure. So then,
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the community put together Brian Stavely did a GoFundMe, And, my partner Brian threw down, and we're able to get us a new truck. And that's how we ended up. We ended up stuck in Vegas for a while. And partially because they're like, if the truck gets found and you're not here, then, they're gonna impound it, and then you have to pay for that. I'm like, that's some freaking horseshit. Well, we waited, like, over a week, and it never showed up. And then we finally started looking around, got a new truck. Brian Stavely and them did that. So we were able to get a new truck. And, it was Brian and Brian, which is great. Right?
But, that truck fucking we get home. I go to hall you know, we're obviously we've been gone for a while, so I immediately have to go get supplies. We go to get the supplies. We're loaded up with hay and everything else. We're coming home. The truck catches fucking fire. It just turns into a fireball. And, like, everybody in the community that talks about how, like, these vehicles don't burn down like that. Oh, yes. They fucking do. Like, that thing went Well, yeah. We saw the pictures that you posted. That was wild. Yeah. Crazy.
So that insurance, I had Progressive, and they offer me 35 100 fucking piss ass dollars. I'm like, I wasn't driving a Ford Ranger, guys. Hell. And, so then I end up getting into an almost 6 month fight with progressive, before they finally came off a check that was decent. And I was able to get the, it certainly wasn't great, but it was enough. I was able to go get another truck, and I actually got lucky. This truck, the guy was trying to buy land, and so he had was renting out this house that he had in the city and had to get his shit out of there, and he had too many trucks, and he was just gonna go stay in the Winnebago for, like, a couple months in between, so we had to get rid of it. And I got a good ass deal on this just beast of a truck. So Nice. Nice. Yeah. Does it does it hold beefus and meatus?
Yes. Yes. It's back in fact, they've got their own door. It's a 4 door truck even. So they got a full back seat in their own door.
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So they know where to go. When you're, like, getting the truck, they don't try to jump in the front anymore. They just go in the back. Yeah. That's what my dog does. She knows her she knows her door. That's why I'm saying that. We just took a walk today and I'm, like, alright, let's get in the car. And she's like she walks to the the back door. She's like, this is my door. Like, I know exactly where to go. Yeah. I love how at the beginning you said my friends in real life as if, you know, Marcus isn't a real friend in real life. Well, he is also. He's already my friend.
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But I've spent real lifetime with both of you. I've been in your home, broken bread,
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and and marketing And other things.
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And smoked a dab rig and turned orange juice.
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Passed the piece pipe, broke the bread, you know, like Well, you didn't pass it as much as just hit it the whole time and chug orange juice, which I commend you for because that was amazing. I I've never seen anybody smoke that much, especially the the quality that you smoke in one sitting and not just fall over. No. And and not break character. You didn't change once. No. He was still over. Your mentality was the same in level the entire time. And I'm like, oh, wow. I would be off my rocker or asleep. No. I'd be curled up on my kitchen floor and not know it till, like, 3 days later. But this guy just keeps going. Like, wow. That's amazing.
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We're getting started. It's just We got we got the links shared
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somewhere. This is Bowie. That's always Oh, are we supposed to be serious now? Shit.
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No. I mean, we haven't done the intro video. This is just the mic test. We're just, making sure we can hear everyone clearly. Hot mic. Hot mic. Mhmm. Uh-oh.
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Place How do we sound? Do they sound okay when you're, like sick? People know I get started. Tabs?
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Oh.
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Uh-oh. Now do we sound echoey, or is it does it sound okay?
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Sounds like, you're on the radio. Well, I'm in clue. Right? Coming through real clear.
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Copy that.
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What are you drinking?
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Don't you worry about it. I'm right here.
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We're drinking the only the finest studio.
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Hey, keep crying.
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It's always in the garage. Are you fucking 14? Yes. Hey. Look. Somebody $20 to go get you the cheap material they would buy out of a liquor store for you? Hold on. Hold on. Is cheap. Listen. No. We're not.
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We were drinking Coors Light for a long time. And then we tasted Keystone. Someone had Keystone. And I was like, this tastes exactly like Coors. We did a taste test and then we can't justify the purchase of Coors anymore. It tastes exactly the fucking same, and it's, like, $10 more. So fuck it. And it's the same buy Keystone. It's the same piss water anyway. Yeah. Exactly. It's too much beer. I can't I can't be buying Sierra Nevada all the time.
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I'd be bankrupt.
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We don't always drink Keystone, but if we're gonna drink shit yellow beer, it's that. It's the cheapest and it tastes exactly the same as Bud Light, Coors Light, and it's just,
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again, way cheaper. Yes. Like like, was there no strobes available?
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No what?
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Stros. They probably went out of business. Fuck is that? I don't know what that is. I used to be, like, fucking, like, $5 for they called it a suitcase. It was 30 of them for, like, $5. I actually traded 9 Kansas throws once for a Dodge Ares, And then I only had a thermostat and ran 5. Hashtag
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Humboldt County. Jesus Christ. And you're making fun of us for drinking these? Jesus Christ. I don't know where that was when I was. Like 18.
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I did pay somebody to go into the liquor store and give me the cheapest beer.
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Okay. Mad dog 2020, Kimo. Fair enough. Yeah. I have a knock up Disney tonight. 1994.
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We got our, off brand Tasmanian Devil ready to go. Oh, yeah. Got a little Wow. Look at that design. Computers. Math. Computers. Designs. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, they get you part of the way there, and then you gotta
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help them finish. Get them over there. Gotta chokes it. Yeah. Yep. Yep.
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I'll bring you guys some mead when I do come over.
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Oh, please do. We're going to the Renaissance Fair next month, and I'm gonna try mead for the first time. Yeah. We gotta get our taste in for the mead.
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Yeah. You're gonna you you you'll shit yourself when you have the difference because they're the stuff that you're gonna have at the Renaissance Fair, you know, because it has to meet standards. It's Yeah. It's gonna be some bullshit. Yeah. Right. I want standard list Mead. They have to put they have to put, you know, a whole bunch of different things that kill all the the yummy in it and, make it so you get hangovers and things like that. And Well, I'll wait for your unregulated mead then. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah. Mine is unregulated mead. I want your unpasteurized mead. Per our broadcast standards and our pre
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flight check, we say the date is May 11th. That would be Friday. May 11th. This is w s w 252, expulsions of dizzy, logizzy, bat lights or something like that. That's okay with you. Oh, sounds good. We got some real obnoxious music to play. The URLs to the streams are shared, they're in the private chat if you see it in that tab, if you wanna share it to your socials. Let's, play some obnoxious music and get this thing started. It's about 12 minutes.
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Thank you.
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Boner.
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Did you say weenus?
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No. Ween, not weenus. Anus with a w. Anus. Boner.
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Do you guys ever play, PlayStation?
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Why the mumu mama vibes Oh, yeah. Don't forget Taz. He put the If this is spin,
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this
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Getting closer. A real spun up. Feeling a little dizzy.
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Trying to send Andy an invite, but I can't seem to get it to work. That was a wild intro. I said the best part is, like, I couldn't tell if some of those things were you're doing or Joe's.
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A lot of it was mine. I was just trying to I didn't I didn't know what was going on. That was the longest intro of a show I've ever seen. Do you always do that?
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Dude, dude, dude, this is after, like, like, the first year I was on, it was, like, 25, 30 fucking minutes, sometimes 35. And I'm like, you guys,
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we had to do we had to make sure that the goats were fed first.
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Oh, okay.
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That makes more sense. Could you hear Joe's sound drops, though? They sounded great,
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and I I won't reveal
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who put what in the salad. I I couldn't tell either, so I was just going with it. It was a very well tossed salad. I think it's a crowd pleaser.
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So who are we talking to tonight?
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Chad and Joe from Legit Bat. Please tell everybody, and I I only place I know to find them on is on Rockfin, but anywhere else that you can find legit bat, please let anybody know what you want them to know.
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You can find us anywhere you listen to audio shows. We also do upload to to YouTube, but, it's more of a an advertisement for Rockfin because that's where our main following is, as well as audio. But, I mean, Telegram, Instagram
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I I mean, why would I wanna miss that?
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I don't know. A lot of people do, though. So I don't know what their problem is, but, yeah, you can find us anywhere. Just I always tell everybody Google legit that, and we pretty much dominate Google because nobody else has that fucking name. So genius move on my part. You're welcome. Good marketing. Yeah. Unintentional, but, you know.
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And you've interviewed in here before? Put him in a hot seat, interrogated him?
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Oh, yeah. No. We we've had him on the show. He's been to my house several times. I've met his dogs. I used to work with his wife back in the day at a restaurant. I mean, we go way back at this point. Like, we're old friends. We're basically, twin flames. You know?
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Exactly. No. It was hilarious. We were on a episode of a show together that was neither of our show. We both happened to just be invited on it. And all of a sudden, Chris, she's like, is that guy's name Joe? And I'm like, you know, yeah. Did he used to work at Denny's? He used to work at Denny's, and Joe all of a sudden gets to look like the CIA's over. So, like, how the fuck do you know that? And Jen just perks up like, yes? And he's like, how do you know that? Christie pops in, like, hey.
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Hi. Yeah. I was like, get into frame real quick. Who are you? Oh, shit. Yeah. I did used to work with you. Fuck. Small world. Star,
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please.
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God dang it. Are you eating pasta on the show?
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Yeah. Is that okay? Okay. You know what, Christy? Christy has this real real habit of if I have a show, she will literally you can go back through my shows, even interviews on other people's shows, and actually see her hammy food as I'm talking. Like, why do you do this to me?
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I got no control. She's trying. She's nourishing your soul, dude. Like, do you do you eat when you're on crow 777? Because that's where I first heard about you was on crow 777. I'm like, oh, I gotta talk to this dude. Little did I know you lived a couple hours from me, and you'd come hang out and smoke bowls with me. But, did did you eat on his show too? Because I would be interested to know that.
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You know what? I've been on his show, like, literally 20 times, I believe.
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So you have? Probably.
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Probably. We we just had crow on our show. Sorry to cover you there.
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It's a little, poppy cock. His his is just audio. So, you know, as long as he's talking, I can quite get a bite and nobody knows.
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Why did you put a cock over my face?
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That's,
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a crow. It was a poppy cock. Black that's a black bird. A poppy cock. Oh, a poppy cock. Okay. I'll a crow. He's like, that's a crow as far as you know. That's a crow with the radio. Poppy cock. Okay. Poppy is around the globe. Whatever you say.
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Crow didn't have his camera on, so we had to provide an image for him, and that was the image that was provided for him. So, yes, we know what blackbirds are.
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Blackcocks. That's funny because when he's been on our show, I've actually superimposed his Zoom square with an actual picture of him from shoot the moon. I don't know if you like that or not, but I didn't I didn't ask. But I was like, your face is out there already, bro. So I just super imposed it, and it's just a still frame of crow. Like, you're well, it's out there. So whatever. I never heard anything back, so guess it's fine. He never talked to you again? No. No. He's coming back on again next month, actually, with Rose and Jason, all 3 of them, all in one place at one time.
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Yeah. Beautiful. Well, he's really the guy to talk to about shooting the moon and shooting the sun, and we had some coronal mass ejections
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last night. Which sounds sexual, but it's not. Get your mind out of the gutter, people. It's not nonsexual. Like we got bucaki by the sun, and it just turned into the northern lights. So it kinda sounds like
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Well and it's beautiful. It's a beautiful jizz all over the sky. So you were talking about that earlier, Ben, about how we might cover that and everybody's talking about it. It's like the solar eclipse. Everybody's fucking talking about it. I'm fucking sick of hearing about it already. But, the interesting thing is what came up afterwards with the the harp experiments, and that's on mainstream websites is these harp experiments have been going on. So what's your opinion on that with the is it a solar flare? Because there's both sides of the aisle. Again, being very divisive as usual, but there's either it's either a solar flare or it's heart manipulating things. And now we can see in California, the northern lights, which as far as I know, have never fucking happened. So what do you guys think about
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that? So when you guys see the the the crow, he has been doing all these different, he's been rebooting his own personal work where, you know, he became most famous for the,
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the lunar wave recording the lunar wave. So Yeah. Yeah. He's got his fucking sun scope out now. I saw a couple pictures. I can't wait to talk to him about that. And he's seen,
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giant flares. You know? Crow's been recording this, so what they're saying isn't bullshit. Like, there was a giant there's been giant flares, and crows recording them. And, you know, in no way do I think that they they got control of the sun. I don't I don't think they have that. So,
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yeah, I I I Don't you think it would be a great time for them to do those experiments while there are solar flares that are being recorded? Or at least say they're doing those experiments. So we think they're the ones behind it. There could be that too. There could, I guess. But they could be doing experiments where they're they're not saying that they're going to create Northern lights, but that is a part of what HAARP is researching.
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Right. Well, also, I think that everything that they do with chemtrails highly ionizes the sky. And the northern lights, you know, that's something that I've been like, when I was a little kid, there was no chemtrails, especially in South Dakota. That's a very modern thing. And, the northern lights when I was a little kid was something I saw, you know, 4 to 6 months a year or something like that. If you hung out outside, you would it wasn't like it was last night. But, again, this is an electromagnetic storm. So, you know, what they're tell saying is an electromagnetic storm.
Well, if you if you basically open up the pathway, of course, it's gonna work a lot better. And so to me, this isn't that odd that it's now carrying a lot further. Because even the last couple of years, they've been seeing colors that I never saw as a kid. When I was a kid, the northern lights were were blue and green, and I used to stare at them all the time. And it was like little little waves across the sky, and I would see them. And I'm a farm kid, and we didn't have cable. We didn't have TV. You know? We didn't have trees.
Like, I'm from, like, up by the Canada border. Like, we had nothing to do but stare at the damn sky, and so I got to see that a lot. It's a natural phenomenon, but I think the ionization that they're doing might be what caused it to carry so far and caused it to have these colors that, as far as I know, basically only got saw in, you know, like Iceland, Norway, you know, areas like that, where they're seeing them pinks and purples.
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You mean places like the north, like northern lights? So, yeah, I I saw an interesting map earlier. I was talking to Jen about it, and they showed the the kind of the circle of who could see it. And it was very strange. Like, why why is it only at the top of the Earth? And we this goes into toroidal Earth or think what you want about flat Earth and all that stuff, but, like, I love the toroidal Earth Earth idea where it's like a donut and shit's just feeding in and out. That makes way more sense as to the map that we saw
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of how you could see them. Yeah. But when I looked at it so it's not over the North Pole at all. I think that's super weird. You'd think of it It's curiously absent from the North Pole. It would be hitting the North Pole and then going down. But it's not in the North Pole. It's completely absent from that and then only circling the North Pole. And there's science to answer that, I'm sure.
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Answer me in the comments, people. Let's do it. Yes.
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The North Pole is Mount Meru, and the energy is literally going straight down, all the byproduct is would not be right there. The byproduct doesn't happen, Like, when you go up and you read a heat signature a signature coming off a wire, that's not the energy going through the wire. That's the byproduct coming off of it. So that that particular energy is not inside the wire. So we would so if that's let's say that's Mount Meru, and there's a connection happenings at this point in time between the the even the invisible sun and or the sun, whatever, and the North Pole where it's this energetic connections happening, then everything around that would be where we would see the, you know, the the, diffusion of energy.
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Yeah. And that makes sense. What they're measuring. They're not measuring that connection. Gotcha. More sense to me that would be on some kind of
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non spheroid idea of a thing. I'm not trying to say flat Earth here. And I'm you know what I'm trying to do. But, it doesn't it make more sense that it would be on something a little less 3 d? I don't know how else to say that. I know you know what I'm talking about, Ben, but why would you put that out there for the people?
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Well, that that that, you know, to find a a a center point on a ball, you know, from the outside. How do you do that? Where do you pick that? Makes no sense. Like, there's not. Everything's equal. It it doesn't even make sense where
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when you look at there would be a a a magnetic north or south on a ball? Yeah. It doesn't really make sense. Yeah.
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So people have taken pictures of this, and they're posting it all over social media saying where they're from. Now if the citizens wanted to do their own science, they could put it on a map to kinda see where it was visible and confirm it with the, official charts to kinda see if it's gonna match up 1 to 1.
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So that's another weird not to go on a, side trailer or anything as we do at Legit Bat, but, the the very fact that this has been all over social media and everywhere else for the last, like, 48 hours is very alarming to me. It's like, why is this such a big deal, and why is literally every other post on Facebook somebody taking pictures of this aurora borealis thing? And we we I mentioned to her last night, we're trying to take pictures of it because we could see it from here. So we could know now, but No. What it looked like from here Could not see it from here. Is that it was a little brighter in the north. Once you get your phone out, then you can see the greens and the blues and all these crazy colors. But if you're looking at it with your naked eye, you can't see shit. It just looks a little brighter like Walmart soap. You've got the you've got the light pollution of Redding. I live out in the mountains. No. No. No. No. Okay. No. No. No. So here. So we have hold on.
Hold it up tight. There we go. Nice. No. Okay. So okay. Take taking that into consideration, the light only with our camera. This is not nothing. Like, I see that night out there every day, and it doesn't look like that. It was definitely brighter last night, but I couldn't see any colors or anything. It just looked like some lights were on. And then we took a picture, and then you can see all the colors. I I don't know if Nick colors out here, and we could see the fingers
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because that's the whole thing. In the pictures, it comes out real diffuse. But in in person, you can see these, like, energetic fingers and waves. It's very
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That came through in some of my pictures. That's all. But it's just in the camera. We were looking at a black night sky. I took these long exposure pictures and it came out with this pink at the top, green at the bottom with the fingers on it, but we could not actually see that with her naked eye. No. I I couldn't see any color at all with it. I'm also color blind, so take that into consideration. But, no, she's standing next to me. She's like, I see the same thing. It looks a little brighter in the north. That's it. Then we took a picture, like, a long exposure. Then all of a sudden, all these colors show up. I'm like Well, we we actually I turned on my camera and I just held the kit the phone up with the camera on, and I could see all of the pink and green at the same time that I could see nothing with my naked eye or screen. The live preview on the screen of the phone through the camera app at least they wanna do it every single day because you never know what they're doing. Yeah. Yeah. Like, when I take pictures of jewelry,
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it doesn't look as good as it does in my eye. That that's the fact.
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Like, when I take so that's very odd to me that the what you couldn't see with your naked eye, your camera was picking up. That's interesting. Right. It's like taking a picture of the moon. You can never take a great picture of the moon or even a sunset or something like that. It always looks more beautiful with your eyes than it does in a camera, but this was the complete opposite. So I'm gonna probably do that for the next couple weeks and see what's going on in the sky around us because we're in Northern California. We might as well. Maybe there's nothing. Who knows?
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Well, come to my house.
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I guess more more of anything, I just wanna know why this is the, the current thing. So we're all aware of the current thing.
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I mean, that's that's that's current thing. We that's not that's pretty self evident. I mean, everybody I lived in Aberdeen. I'm from Aberdeen, South Dakota. So I was on the very edge of visibility of that as a kid. Now that's dissipated even since then, and now it's back. So most people under 60 have that live
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south of the very northern part of the country have never seen this event in their entire life. Like, Christmas the novelty of it. Yeah. We'd people just hadn't seen it. I think that's pretty normal. Seen it at all, but I've also never been to Southern Canada like where you I know. But social media is a thing now. I saw it all over social media and I was like,
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Canada. No. And I always pay attention to that. That's what I was trying to get at is that every time I see something being algorithm algorithmically pushed on social media, I start wondering why. And in the last 24 hours, every single post has been something about the northern lights and people's pictures of it. It's almost like, no, it's real. Look at it. Like, all these people took pictures of it. I'm not saying it's not. I just am wondering what the what the point is here. Why is the algorithm pushing that in our faces? We had orthodox
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Easter last Sunday, so now was this the return of Jesus Christ? Oh, it's Jews again. Ah. Was was it? Well, no. Not them. It's the the rapture happened maybe with anyone. Or
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or the great northern gate opened again in the return of Odin. Hail, Odin.
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Got
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that's your opinion, Ben. I've got a great license plate from South Dakota. I don't think this is ever Ben's license plate. But, you know, Jesus is Lord here.
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Jizz Lord.
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Yes. Jesus is over the,
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what's up?
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I gotta go to Columbia.
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The person That might be Kristi Noem's car. Because Kristi Noem as, as a brilliant you can go ahead and look this up. Mhmm. As a brilliant campaign for antidrugs decided to put out meth. We're on it.
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Okay.
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That is pretty brilliant, actually. I I approve that message.
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Yep. You know, not you know, just didn't apparently realize how that reads.
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Dear lord. Yeah. Sometimes if you're gonna put out messages like that to people who are on drugs, you should probably get with a couple just to know what the lingo is and the slang and just not say those things.
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Yeah. When when when people when people are, like, when people are, like, I can't believe that she put out a book that that says I shot that she was shooting dogs that were misbehaving and stuff. I'm like, yeah. You're not from South Dakota. This chick, she says some shit. Like, you just don't know. I haven't read the book, but she wanted everyone to know that that story was definitely in the book that someone
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wrote on her behalf probably
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about her life or parts of it. Is is trying to portray that she's ready to make tough decisions is what she's trying to portray with the killing dog story, which is not gonna catch any good traction. Like,
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you know, I understand what you're doing with this. I get it. But but this is it might like I said, for people from South Dakota, this is Kristi Noem. This is what this bitch does. I said meth. Oh, isn't she the one that's always riding a horse or something? Yeah. Is that the same? Okay. I thought so. I'm not up on my politics these days. No. You're not a tough decision. Couple of shows ago. Yeah. Attractive. If the more in my opinion, the more attractive a politician is, the absolute more garbage of a human being they're gonna be. Like, it's it's definitely a so and Kristi Noem's pretty attractive, you know, for an older woman. So you know what? That's weird because it goes both ways because look at Hillary Clinton.
So,
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you know, that is see if the bipolar thing That's a great point.
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It is a valid point. That is a valid point. But, I mean, I don't think Kristi Noem is I think now. I think what you mean is now, like, in 2024,
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the more attractive Lauren Boebert, you know, all these people AOC. AOC, things like that. Yeah. They're putting these people out there that are more attractive to be like, no. They're not garbage humans. Look at their titties and their butts. And everyone's like, oh, yeah. Fair enough. But that's that's one of them. That's honestly always been the case. They just hadn't yet taken advantage of it because when you look historically,
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so Kennedy is one of the first nationally seen televised people. Young a hot man. Yeah. Most attract probably the most attractive president that we that has ever been and out of our history.
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And you look like Bill Clinton. George w Bush. George w Bush. Have you seen Abe Lincoln?
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I mean, come on. Boner. I'm just fucking with you. Never mind. It's okay. Yeah. I saw some fucking post the other day that was saying that they that they even back then were etching in things into photos and basically do you know, it was just Primitive Photoshop? Yeah. Primitive Photoshop. And they showed, like, a picture that was supposedly Abe Lincoln, and it was like, his fucking chin was so bad. It was so fucking bad, and then they're, like, they just drew in the beard.
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Oh my god. I'm gonna be surprised though. Like, we talk about this all the time. Like, I don't know what to believe about history. They show these pictures of, like, Lincoln in Washington and all these most of them are drawings or paintings or photographs.
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Who fucking knows what those people look like? Yeah. In a 100 years, what do you think they're gonna make pictures of Trump look like? Or pictures of Biden depending on who's drawing it. It's gonna look weird as shit. They're they're gonna have 7 fingers and, like, who knows? Or no fingers at all if AI's drawing it. But if if it was back in the day and there was no AI, the people who hate Trump would draw Trump out to be this hideous monster creature. And then Biden
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Biden would be this sludge monster that's like, oh, like, they would not make these people look attractive because both sides hate them. Is that your cat? Is that one of your cats? It is my cat. That is not a sound effect. So I've got a mama cat in here, and she turns Tasmanian devil. So it's hilarious that Ellen put that. And fuck it. Three times in, like, the last 3 hours, she's went off on the dogs for no apparent reason.
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They've been? Sounds like we're on kill Tony right now, and someone's just doing the meow. No. No. Someone's done. Because we have, like, 4 fucking stupid cats, and they're always meowing. As soon as we get on a show, they're outside going, what the fuck are you doing? So I was just making sure it wasn't one of them that I have to go, like, decapitate real quick.
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Yeah. Yeah. No. No. This is this this is this one here behind me that's in in jail because she can't keeps attacking the big hippo. She's all hopped up on goofballs. Yeah. Yeah. She got into the meth, you know, and and and now she's attacking the pitbulls. Yeah. She's on it. Now she's attacking the pit bulls. One of these dates, Tear's gonna go like, dude, you know you fit in my mouth.
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Like And you taste really good. Yeah. Even if you don't. I'm a beefy boy. I don't think you need us. Aw. He's a good boy.
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He just let that cat attack. He also lets Brian's dog fucking Brian's got a little one of them little fucking yippee dogs, and, it's it's, like, crossed with all the wrong things. It looks like somebody did a science experiment. Kinda looks like that fucking thing that fucking Alan Mark Marcus had the fucking on the picture. Bulge Scooby snacks. Everything. Like, it's, like, part of the park. So it's got, like, the bulgy eyes and, like, also the chihuahua legs. It's, like, it's, like, all wrong, all the wrong things. And he bites Teer in the face, and Teer just looks at him like, what are you doing, dude?
That's pretty funny.
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I am friend. He's like, I'm so patient right now. I'm not murdering you. Well, I feel bad because we derail shit so much. Welcome to legit bat No. I'm sorry. We're just talking about kitties at this point. My bad.
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We went from Aurora Borealis to, like cat actually started that. So we gotta blame the cat on this one. Oh, I'll blame the cat every fucking time. When I wake up in the morning, I blame the cat. Well, it's because it's true. It's because of the cat. Right. It's fair. So right. We have a tradition of bobbing and weaving on the weaving spiders, kind
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of getting around the topic, taking the long
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long got wound up. Well So now we're trying to unravel. Because that's all we I I can't stay on topic or shit me. I don't know how Crow and other people can do it. They spend an hour and a half, 2 hours on one topic. I'm like, I'm in a 100 different directions by minute 5. I don't know how you guys do that, but much respect.
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So to be fair though, when I think about it for a minute, I know giving a 2 hour presentation is fucking rough, dude. When you're talking about college for that. Like, Zephyr here, just put William William Shakespeare. They all look like different people. Well, now let's take now that the poor common man, I e through their phone, has the ability to morph their way they look. If you were a rich person getting drawn and you say had a weak bitch chin, would you buff it up a little bit? You know, maybe Or maybe if you were bald, would you put some hair on there, Ben? You know, I wouldn't I wouldn't this is this is sexy. This is No. I like it.
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I wouldn't change anything. Actually, you'd look really fucking gay if you had any Very rich people, if they had the opportunity, would absolutely change that because they care about that material shit. Any normal person who doesn't care about that would be like, no, no, just make me how I am. This is me. But if they want to be looked at as something different, a percent, maybe like percent, like, you look perfect. Of a filter where I'm like, make it brutally honest, make it a caricature,
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exaggerate my features because I wanna know where my flaws are so I can see them. That'd be awesome. You know, nobody's really that good of an artist, though.
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So my first big big speaking event, I go to go to it and Christie, and it's one of the only times she's ever done this to me in my life. Christy just looked at me. She was, are you wearing
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that? And I left her as, like, oh, that's a wife line. Oh my god. It is. I was just thinking that too. Christy, good for you. You probably
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saved his life. Great job with those chromosomes, Christie. We love you. It's like I'm like,
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fucking do it. And and and she's she back back in the day, I used to actually have these kinda they were like jogging pants, but they were made by MeUndies. And apparently Mm-mm. And apparently, they accentuated the the package The package. Even more than the gray sweat pant type thing. Penis. Way more. And No mystery. And that was the only other usual times if I wasn't even thinking I'd go to go to town, and I don't think about what I'm wearing. I don't, like, look at myself and go, oh, is this I just go, oh, I gotta go do something. I go do it. And I don't give a fuck. Yeah. And Christy looked out of me. She's like, no.
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Like She's like, you're about to give a huge presentation. You're definitely gonna get a boner. Don't wear sweatpants, dude. It's okay to go goblin king mode every once in a while.
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Boner. Yeah. That's why you're going out when I'm on vacation, straight up goblin mode. I'll go 2 days without showering or doing shit. I sit on the couch in my own filth and play war zone, and that's it. And then finally, I'm like, you know what? Can confirm. I should probably wash my ass crack by now. I don't know. I do have a wife. You before I'm like maybe. How long was the last time you took a shower? Was it 5 days ago or I'm starting to get a little ride. Whatever. Yeah.
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That's how God intended it. No. You shower. It's good. Do you think they had warm water at the Bohemian Grove
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back in the day when they owned Woah. Is that a is that a real picture? Or is that a AI? Is that Bohemian Grove? Probably Bohemian Grove. I haven't confirmed it. It's on some archives. Like the Redwoods for sure because I've been there. That looks like the Redwoods. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be Redwoods. And it looks like a lot lot lot of honkies. So probably brohemian grove. Which ones are the ones running?
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Where are the running women and children? Where are those?
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They're not allowed in the town to that first.
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Andy. What the hell? Oh, let me try and send you an invite again, Andy.
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A toupee?
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I'm not William Shatner.
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What?
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I say no to the toupee.
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Uh-huh. No. Don't do that. Just if he likes you for who you are, that's good. Embrace the bald. I'm gonna go pee real quick. You guys carry on.
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Is there something wrong with Andy's Facebook maybe or what? I'm gonna try and send it to Christy instead and then forward it to Andy.
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The Facebook.
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Yeah. No. It might be the screen yard to Facebook.
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Oh, boy.
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Thing is not working.
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Are you trying to stream to Facebook? What? No. No. No. Why, Andy? What are you doing with Facebook?
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I'm trying to get Andy, you know, there's another, spider. Her name's Andy, and I'm trying to get her a link, and I'm failing miserably.
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And we're we're live. Correct?
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Yeah.
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Yes. Neat. Alright. And your listeners love this. This is cool to them.
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Yes. Okay.
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I can't tell anyways. I think I think this is great. We go off the rails when we go live too. Just send people It's Saturday night. It's May. People are
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just going crazy. It's springtime. Everyone is just ready for some action of some kind.
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So we're just, ready for it. You know, when I started like you like you just said, Jen, most people that they know me and my reputation's a lot bigger than my show. Like, my name is bigger than Odin's Alchemy by far. And that's because for, what, 4, 5 years, I was out speaking and talking on, you know, Crow or Freeman Fly, whatever, but I didn't have a show because I didn't even have fucking Internet. Like, you know, I was living Alright. Right. I was living out in I was living out in Whitmore, and I had to drive almost to Redding before I even got signal. And Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, like, all those fucking first interviews for, like, the first 4 or 5 years is me driving to the actually, there's a a bridge that goes across the road about halfway between Palisadeo and Redding.
And that bridge is about where I could catch good signal.
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Silver Okay. Still water. Still water. And, yep. I know where that is. Yeah. I know. They did 3 games for that whole area. Have you seen it? I'm 44.
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Yes. Yes. And and that's about where I would get good signal, and I would pull off and park over by that bridge. And for, like, the first 4 or 5 years, that's every show I ever did on basically was me doing it like that. And Professional, bro. Thank you. Professional, bro. Thank you. So close to Coachella? Dude, when I had an actual TV show on a TV station, I was able to fucking just record that shit and send it in. So I would record it on my iPhone and freaking send it in, and the other people on the station would be so mad because they had, like, professional rooms and all this and sound studios and all this. And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like out in the farm. I'm like wearing coveralls and standing outside in the farm, talking into a talking into an iPhone and, like, actually one of the most popular episodes of the show ever and including just period on the station.
My duck named Howard stood right next to me, and I was talking. And I don't realize it because I can tune the duck out. You know, the duck's doing whatever the fuck stuff does. How weird the duck? Shut up. I mean, that's a pretty famous stuff for me. Yeah. So I got this giant white duck named Howard, and I'm sitting there talking and every and I think every time I would stop talking, Howard would be like, and then I'd start talking again, and then I'd stop. Like, and people were dying over it. Fucking this duck's just fucking going off, just standing there next to me while I'm recording.
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Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I agree, sir. Thank you. Quack.
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Yes. Shit was hilarious. That was some good shit. But I've never, I had Jared for a while. He was my producer, and that was the only production I've ever done. I don't know how But then he got a life as you said earlier. He got life. Yeah.
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Yeah. So you were on a a syndicated TV show, so you're a legit illuminate confirm sellout. That's good to know.
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I broke it. A European mostly European station. Oh, that doesn't count. It was a pagan It was a it was the largest pagan station in the world, and I was also on the largest, pagan radio station in the world.
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Well, if it was the UK, it doesn't punk count. So Yeah. I got a ton of bandwidth. Station
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was the station recognized by the European broadcast union?
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Fuck if I know. I just sent If it's recognized by anybody, then I don't I don't know. Big enough that the year that I quit, So I was supposed to go tour. It was something like 22 or 27, countries, and I was gonna speak at the Pagan Music Awards, And I was gonna be the guy that, like, speaks and introduces people and everything else. And, like, Wardrun is one of their headliners. You know, that was, one of the bigger bands there. And,
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what are you presenting on? Like, besides paganism? Like, what were you talking about? That's what you did on our show the first time? Yeah.
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Yeah. You know, and there isn't too many practicing alchemists around. So it's, but then, so they told me that I was, throwing pearls before the swine and that, I need to stop saying some of the things I was saying. And I said when you need to start saying more of that. Yeah. And so I looked at them and I said, isn't that a Christian saying? And then I said, you know? And then so they they got this head of the alchemy some alchemy society to come give me a talking down to. And then him and I start getting into a fight, you know. And, yeah, you know, because I don't take talking down to as well.
And, the guys the things he was saying weren't making particular sense. And so finally, I was like, what the fuck kind of alchemist are you? Because he didn't understand what I'm saying either, and he goes, a classic alchemist? And I was like, what's a classic alchemist? You know? Because none of these people that are in any of these things have ever fought in their fucking life, so I'm not, like, intimidated. I can just jack however jackass as I want. And, you know, like you're like, woah. Like, whoo hoo. Look at and so Jesus. Yeah. And so you're like and so I was like, you know, what's a classic alchemist?
And he goes, a young Ian alchemist?
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And I was like, what?
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I was like, it's no fucking wonder. No. Nothing you say makes any sense. Have you ever even done lab alchemy? And he's like, no. I do spiritual alchemy. Like Oh my god. So he's in his imagination. That's what he's saying. I imagine stuff. Okay. That's all of them. They're all ever since young, everybody's an alchemist. And then you go to find out you go to look at what they're doing, and none of them have ever actually touched a fucking lamp. They've never done I don't have a whole lot of pet peeves, but that particular one
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drives me nuts when everyone's like, I'm an alchemist. I control my own faith. I can manifest things. It's like I make things up. Why are you living in a 3 to 2 person apartment in the ghetto? Like, what are you manifesting right now? Why should I follow you? And they're like, well, it's because, you know, the best days are ahead of me. I'm manifesting my future. It's like, well, manifest your fucking present because you suck right now.
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Cammy Nodell's in.
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What is this? What are we looking at? Cammy Nodell.
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He's saying welcome to Cammy. Welcome to Cam. We're welcoming our friend, Cammy, in
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the present I see a kissy face. Now. A kissy face and a flower. Okay. We're looking at you know, Bob, you know about Globusters?
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Have you ever you've heard of Globusters?
[00:58:09] Unknown:
I've heard of it. I've never watched your show or anything, but I've I've I've had people recommend them to me.
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Oh, Beth. Hi, Beth. Good crowd tonight. On Beth's show? Just on Beth's show. Everybody that missed that.
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I did. I missed that. Sorry.
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Was that live on Saturday?
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That's alright. I'll spank you later.
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Oh, okay. Well, you're gonna have to drive about 3 hours. Do you have your truck back yet? Better make it. Right?
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Dude, I got I got such a badass truck. I got so lucky. Because the thing is is, Jen and Joe know where I live, like, literally, the hills are like this. Like, there's grades sometimes that where even cars have to put it in 1st gear to get down that fucking down that hill. Oh, I used to drive drive those roads once a week from my old job. I I know what you're talking about. Yeah. So freaking, and I'm hauling, you know, with my old truck even, my old f 250 Super Duty, I was right almost every week overloading my truck and a lot of times pulling a trailer and coming down that fucking everything.
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Just hauling your dogs.
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Yeah. Yeah. Just just meaty's fat ass. And But He he got them big old he got them big old thighs. Like, that's just a chunk of His paws are the size of my face.
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Yeah. He's really if you've met me, it's not saying a whole lot, but for a dog, that's a pretty big paw.
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Yeah. He a big boy. Yeah. And his his thighs are just like if if World End ever came and, you know, things came down to it where you start eating your own animals and stuff like that, his thigh, that's, like, 2 weeks. Yeah. I would start first. I ain't even doing that. I I would wait for my dog to die naturally and then eat her. I'm not gonna kill her to eat her. I'll let her start first and then eat her. Yeah. Although that does seem quite intuitive because if she stars first, there's not gonna be much left.
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That's true. Maybe I'll just starve then. Yeah. I could lose some weight. We'll starve together. Oh, baby. Cats are going off.
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Oh, dude. She's so butthurt, but she keeps tacking, which actually the dogs are outside. She could probably come out.
[01:00:24] Unknown:
I'm surprised my cats are being as quiet as they are. I haven't heard a fucking word from or a meow from any of them.
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They hear how They're too quiet. They don't want Yeah. This one is a demoness, but she is the best rat killing cat ever. You know? Because we got them damn wood rats. They're the mountains are just riddled with wood rats, and they'll come into your house, like, in an army, and this cat's like the Tasmanian devil cat assassin. Are you saying The most my cats do is kill fucking mosquito eaters. That's about it.
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Are you were you saying a hood rat?
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That's what she would look like if she was a person.
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Harry Potter with guns is the best thing.
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That's Harry Potter with guns and made in black? That's that seems racist.
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The, the Warner Brothers really don't like us to talk about the fan edit called Harry Potter with guns. The wands have been replaced with sidearms. Jesus Christ is my nigga.
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Fucking. Who did that? Who just fucking did that?
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It's, Harry Potter magic.
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Is that an AI image? I I just find it incredible racist that in order for Harry Potter to have guns, it turned him into a black guy. I'm just pointing that part out. That would be a lot more interesting of a Harry Potter. That's the, the NSFW,
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Harry Potter is all of them with side arms instead of fucking gay magic wands. In here too. Yeah. And you know Samuel Jackson's in here too. It was his Saying motherfucker every time. Yeah. For morning Dude, I saw I saw a breakdown the other day of how much that dude makes per movie over his lifetime and how many times he said motherfucker, and it ends up being something like a couple $1,000,000 that dude's made just off the word motherfucker. I believe it. You know? I don't believe a lot on the Internet, but I do believe that.
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Harry Potter with guns is a real fan project. I don't know if you can find it anywhere. They like to cover that up.
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But the I gotta go to the dark web. The Russians are real good about it.
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Yeah. He would definitely be, like, one of the younger teachers that was, like, helping the students, and then they then they would have Morgan Freeman as, like, the as, like, Gan as, like, what's what's the old professor's name? Oh, shit.
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Oh, the, the Netflix adaptation of Harry Potter? Yeah.
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Yeah. Like, the the then he'd he'd be, like, the the head guy of the school.
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What is his name?
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A headmaster of some type. See, he's the guy that we're not supposed to say the name of.
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No. Voldemort's that guy. Okay. But he could be black too. He could be fucking Morgan Freeman, I guess. Yeah. Don't limit yourself. You Voldemort could be, Morgan Freeman. Who knows?
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You know, that'd be a really weird.
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I'm there for that. I wanna watch that.
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Throwing some snakes, throwing some planes, some geometry.
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Motherfucking snakes. You know, Wesley Snipes, are they gonna come back? And Eddie Murphy, you know, they can both be in there. Wesery Snipes?
[01:04:00] Unknown:
Hey. We just watched Blade the other day. Yeah. We watched, the first 2, actually. They hold up. Okay. Yeah. Not too bad. Actually, The CGI is a lame. The CGI is lame and the jokes are super corny, but it's, reminiscent of the eighties nineties, which is always blood is a little too watery for my taste, but, you know The bloodbath scene, the Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sprinkler head scene. Little too watery. Oh, yeah. That's like the very first scene. With with Tracy Lords, the the chick who made ever who made, like The porn star. Adult male,
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pedophiles. Yeah. What?
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I don't I'm not saying she did that. But What am I missing? The chick that leads the guy in okay. So in the very beginning, the chick that's in the car and she's like, oh, hey. We're going somewhere special. It's a surprise. And the guy's like, who cares? No. They both die. Who cares? No. She's a fucking vampire, dude. It's Tracy Lord's the porn star. And she leaves the dude in and then he dies. Porn star who is only 16. Oh, when that movie was made? All of them fucking porn's
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illegal as fuck. She was only 16. They quietly all of a sudden all of a sudden when she was, like I can't remember when she was, like, 19 or 20 or something, all of a sudden the world find found out. And before that, she was the top porn star in the world. And all of a sudden, everybody's porn is actually child porn.
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What the Well, she shouldn't have done so many drugs because she looked like she was 35.
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So I definitely do that. You know, if you wanna look older, do math.
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Yeah. That was just spouting off. Like, she did they're like, a whole fucking genre of American men, you know, from the eighties that were adults in the eighties were all watching fucking child porn and fucking
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rubbing water. So I think it's the intention though. If they realize that that was a child and they're like, ew, gross. I don't wanna watch this anymore. That's okay. If they didn't know in the 1st place, you can't really fault them. No. You can't fault somebody. Like, you know that weird Benjamin Button disease where, like, they look really fucking old, but they're, like, 11.
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How can you fault some I'm not saying it's right, but how can you fault somebody who looks like they're 48, but they're, like, 12? Like No. She looked like she was a child. You know? Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna have to Google this now. What's her name? I've never it's Tracy Lourdes. I just know the name of her. Marcus. Oh, Tracy Lourdes.
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I'm pulling it up. Here's here's the whole thing. And this is one of those things. There's another, there was another person in the community for a little bit that, also that got in trouble for, having sex with a minor. And, and that he was in the Flat Earth community. And he got in trouble for sex in the minor, and he's like, well, she told me she was 18 blah blah. She lied.
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And I was like was he? Just out of
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curiosity. He was a close he was, like, 28, close to 30. And and here's here's where I stand with it. I also can't tell if a girl is 18 or 17 or 19. I can't tell. So so if I'm single, I stay the fuck away from them girls. That's it's a pretty easy equation. Like, I don't be adult women who I'm not trying to even flirt with that line. Even if you're flirting with it, why is it that you're going after women, not women, but children who are so impressionable,
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especially when you're an older man? Is it because that a woman that your your age would not find you impressive at all, but a young woman? You know? It would have to be because, honestly, there's no way that you could connect. I don't mean to cut you off. I'm so sorry. There's no way you could connect with someone on that level. I can't imagine meeting a guy if I was single who was maybe 17 or 16 and having any sort of, similarity at all. Anything to even talk about. No. What would you talk about that? A 30 year old man and you can find something to talk about with an 18 year old girl that does have substance, you you have a fucking problem.
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So, I mean, that's all there is. Yeah. So this is news to me. So I had no idea. So she was born in 68. She was famous for, like, faking a birth certificate to conceal it. She was 2 years under the age of 18, so she was 16. Wait. 17. Yeah. 16. I can't do math. But she was in Penthouse in 1984, and it was banned as child pornography. How did the people the great people at Penthouse, who I'm sure are upstanding citizens, how did they not?
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Because it was 1984. They had no technology. They didn't look it up. No. She just faked it. She was like, here's my fake ID. I'm 18. And meanwhile, she's 16 and they're like, we're gonna take tons of naked pictures of you. And she's like, awesome. Somebody fucking knew. That's all I'm saying. So she was maybe business minded and she was, like, I'm gonna make a shell a little bit of money. Hell, yeah. She probably wasn't trying to sue them.
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So where did this 16 year old come up with the resources to get that? How much you wanna bet that they helped get that fucking fake ID and fake birth certificate?
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Right. How did she come up with that? Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe. Maybe she had friends. Maybe she talked to other people. You never know. Like, I'm just saying so looking at kids now, they're so fucking resourceful. They don't need to go to Hollywood to get the things they need. And it's not just because of all the technology that's out there. They just talk to each other and they figure it out. Think of the things we did. I mean, come on. We're the same age men. Like, we're close to the same age. I was a resourceful mother fucker. I could get what I wanted. Go to the library. Ask the librarian.
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They'll help you out. Oh, and it's doing porn. That was not something that was ever imagined at my age. And and and when I was a kid, we thought about doing definitely, we were resourceful, and we got out drunk, drank, and we, you know, got cigarettes,
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you know, did all kinds of, you know, different things. That's all I'm saying. I'm not talking about porno, like, specifically. I'm just saying, in general, being resourceful.
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So what 16 year old without adult, tutelage, you know, adult That's a great word. Guidance in some way. I guess. Wants to do porn. You know? When when you were 16, when you were, you know, when you were 16, you're like, you know what I wanna do? Porn right fucking now. I ain't even out of high school, and I wanna go do me some porn. I mean, I understand in today's age of, OnlyFans that's and and even before OnlyFans, the amateur But 1984? But 1984, no. That was a very,
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very niche niche thing that all the porn stars were well known. She was groomed. That's all I'm saying. She was groomed. That's what I'm saying. Probably by Disney. Yeah. That's possible. I mean, fun fact. So when I went to college, when I was 18, my roommate was a stripper at the foxy lady, which was the most famous But you were 18 in what, 1989? What? 1998 motherfucker. Shut up. 1998. I was 18. And my roommate was a stripper, and she was, like, trying to get recruit every single person in the dorm to be a stripper. And she talked about how much money she made, and some of the girls were 17. So some of the yeah. So some of the girls weren't 18 yet because they were just in college. You know, you don't have to be necessarily 18. Some kids are 17 when they graduate.
And she's like, Oh, no. I can get you in. No big deal. She's like a scout and agent. I can't do this. I I was just like, No, I can't. I couldn't be drunk or high enough to ever just take my clothes off for an old man and feel good about myself. So you guys all have fun. So see, that's where dudes are different. I can do that. I'd do it for free just for a show married her. But if you're gonna pay me for that, fuck, yeah. Look at my balls. Whatever. That's why I married him. He's like, I'll do this for free. Yeah. I was like, you can do it. Shows every night. If you want.
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He's like he's like, you don't gotta pay. See, so she's like she's she won't show it at all, and he shows it for free. See? Nobody's being a hooker.
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No. We all consent here equally.
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Yeah. But even in your story right there, there was somebody leading in grooming. So this was a 16 year old girl in an era when, you know, porn was an extraordinarily niche thing. Yeah. And and she said and in your story, she said, if you're 17, it's okay. We'll get you in. You telling me that somebody didn't tell that girl. Yeah. You know what?
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I got a guy. Yeah. I got a guy. Oh, no. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they did. I wasn't even trying to get on board with that. I'm just saying the girl Tracy Lourdes must have been just business minded to the point where she was like, I'm going to do it no matter what. I don't think that's a good idea. I'm not saying that what she did was awesome. I don't I just don't necessarily think someone coaxed her into doing it. I think she probably wanted to do a lot of the things that she did. Look at that cat anus. That is a beautiful cat anus right now.
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Like your Oh, you loved it. Or she? It's gorgeous. Or zer.
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There is a clip for the the yeah.
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That'll be worth a lot of money someday. I'm trying to steal my leftovers.
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I had to move it to the floor, and she just had all these cats just had babies, so they're all a little too skinny. So I don't know how you do it. We,
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I wanna murder our cats on a regular basis. I love them, and we take care of them, but we have 4 4 too many cats.
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Yeah. Mine are verbally abused occasionally.
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That's that's a fact. Ours are in a daily basis. Yeah. Most times a day. Yeah. Like, by occasionally, I mean, like, 3 times an hour, give or take. Yeah. But we also pet them and love them. We don't physically abuse them. We're like, I love you so much, you fucking retard. I hate you. Our 1 cat that we hate the most ran away and, and also said like, fuck you to me basically. Jumped the fence, was like, me, fuck you. And I chased him for 3 days. I finally found him in our yard and I was like, fuck. I found you. Goddamn it. Now I'm gonna take you inside because I have to and I feel bad but I hate you. And I took him in and he was like, I don't wanna go in. I don't wanna go in. Like while I'm holding him and I was like, you're coming in because I don't want you to die, but it's I hate you.
I hate your cats.
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I have a peacock named Henry. I hate that motherfucker.
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I hate him. Uh-huh. Why are your animals all named old man names? I love this.
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You know what? They are. Most of my dogs are named after, nor after, heathen gods. My cows are also the bulls are Vidar and Odin, and the cows are sunshine and Lola and buttercup and Chaney. And, but occasionally, yes, an old man name pops in. So, like, Bob, the cat, that one's because, they were Christy named him Black Betty because she thought he was a girl, and she used to sing the Black Betty song at him all the time. Yeah. And then they thought he was a boy, so they changed his name to Bam Bam, and then they changed his No. No. No. Not Bam Bam. Black Bart. Whatever. The train robber There was a Bam Bam in there too. There was some other things. And and the dude had, like, 6 different names, and there was boy, girl, boy, girl. And finally, I was like, his name, Bob. His name's just Bob. Fair. Hi, Bob.
Yeah. Yeah. No. And then come to find out his dad's name is Bob, the cat.
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Oh. Day. Perfect.
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Yeah. It's Bob Junior. Yeah. Is he should be addressed.
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Yeah. Bob Junior.
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And Bob Where is Coachella in California?
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Coachella is in California. It's just very far away. It's like close to LA. Yeah. It's down by LA. It's nothing I would ever be here. So west of us by a lot. Like 9 hours, 10 hours. Giant California. I know. People are like, are you guys still in LA? And I'm like, no. We're pretty close to Oregon, honestly. Just picture that we live in Oregon. Fly in all the time, and they're like, hey. Are you
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No. I'm, like, 12 hours from there. You could fly into Oregon and be closer to me by a lot. For sure. No. If I tell people the climate where I'm from
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before the state, they're like, oh, so you're in, like, Nevada or something. I'm like, no. It's
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it's California. Unless you already talked to someone. So I work with people in the Bay Area, and they're like, is it so hot where you are? But I'm like 4 hours north of them. Like, it is. It's super hot. Is it freezing cold where you are? Yeah? Okay. Cool. Have fun. Coachella, the festival itself is somewhere I never want to be. I didn't wanna be there when it started. And now that I've seen pictures and videos from Coachella, I'm like, no. Disagree. I would love to go there just to do recon and see how fucking crazy people are. Did you see Steph Tone from the Maya from the Deftones?
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No. Steph Tone He was wearing a shirt with my name on it.
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What? Coachella.
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What? I need to see this or it didn't happen. Pixar didn't happen. There's pictures. There's pictures. Pull it up. I don't I don't have them. I don't have them. Either. I know. I have It didn't happen. Ben, you're a liar.
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Karen has the I mean, it's because it's because of, Flattoberfest. You know, he's wearing a Flattoberfest shirt, so and I always wanted speakers, so my name's on the back. Was he
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at Fattoberfest? No. He didn't he didn't He just bought a shirt. He didn't even know what the fuck it was. He's like, this looks cool. No. He knows what it is.
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He's he was supposed to be there. Something came up. I don't know what.
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I'm not like that. Everybody knows depth tones is a Illuminati confirmed, so that makes sense.
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Gosh. I said about everything. Played it out. I know. With, with the Flattoberfest shirt on and, Yeah. My name is is Flattoberfest?
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Where's Flattoberfest this year?
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There we go. This year we don't This year, I was in Las Vegas.
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That's a picture of a picture. 20 Okay. 3.
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Nice. Alright.
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It's He's got the hair going and everything. Alright.
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So so this year, it's in Vegas?
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It was. It was. Last year, it was in Vegas. This year, I believe that it's gonna be in, what's that famous beach in Myrtle Beach?
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Myrtle Beach Turtle? In South Carolina?
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Yeah. That's the other folks on the other side. That. I guess I should've gotten when I was in Vegas.
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So on the flip side, Karen Karen, the, head of the Flat Earth Festivals, and that puts on, a Flattoberfest. Her and I are working on another project, and so there's gonna be an East Coast version and a West Coast version, and we're talking about starting a mystery school. And it wouldn't be quite like Flattoberfest where, Flattoberfest is it's you you go sit in a chair, somebody speaks in front of you. Yes. You get to meet other people from the community, which is amazing. A 100%. And, you know, the interaction with the speaker's a little better. You can meet them, say hi, ask them a question, whatever.
Get out of my way. But I you know, the you aren't actually doing anything. You know? You're basically, at the end of the day, getting an in person podcast. You know, somebody speaks, you listen, you sit there. Yeah. So what we're talking about Sounds like school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So what well, actually, what we're talking about is an actual school, a mystery school, where, like, obviously, on this side of it, like, one day I would be the teacher and everybody would do an alchemy experiment. And you would actually do the experiment with your hands and do it. And that way, you could take that home. You know how to now know how to do extractions. You know how to make a stone of plants. You can if that's your area of interest, progress with that because you've now gotten the starter tools.
You know, we're talking about maybe over on Karen's side, we're doing like a macro over a macro verse, so they're doing the sky clock. And, like, Cammy Nodell's over there. She's in the chat. And, like, Cammy does polarized filters over the like, you can watch the video of the second sun where she puts the polarized filters over it. And then you can see that it's giving off its own magnetic field, so it's definitely there. It's just not in our visible spectrum What's going on there? Because, you know, that's just like when you're riding a motorcycle, you put on polarized glasses to get rid of the, mirages. Flare? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And take and take all the Mirages out of there. And so she puts that over there, and then definitely what's there is now has its own magnetic field. So there's this there was a second ball type thing or sphere type thing or circle, whatever you wanna call it, that was not in our visual range.
That was just outside the sun. And so, super interesting, but, you know, it's then they could take you and you get to use the telescope and you get to do these experiments, and it's not I watched a video, you know, you get to make your own determination.
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That's cool.
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Yeah. So, we're talking about doing Like a little private school for, alchemy and whatever you want. Just, alternative
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science, I guess. Yeah. So Not trust the science. That's weird. Not to, like, derail, but have you seen those videos of people apparently filming the second sun or third sun or 4th sun where it looks like it's coming through different layers of the firmament. Have you seen that? Yeah. Very strange. Yeah.
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Super strange. Super strange. And I don't know what to a 100% to make of it. And, you know, there's always been the black sun theory, you know, that the sun that we're seeing is not the power source that something else is powering that Right. It's like a reflection off of the dome or whatever you wanna think about it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Jizz Lord. Jizz Lord's back. Or, like, yep. Yep. You gotta get to keep the Jizz Lord in in in the equation because South Dakota, they're good at slogans. That is not a thing my state's known for, slogans. We were the wild west.
You know, everybody you know, a lot of people think, you know, if you don't study history at all, they're like, well, you assume California would have been because it's the most west in Oregon and all. But, no, South Dakota was the wild west. That's where, Deadwood and Wild and Wild Bill Hickok and all those things happened in South Dakota.
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We keep putting cowboy hats on cats, but as far as the mystery school goes, I might suggest arts and crafts. Maybe we'll do some tinfoil hats for cats.
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Oh. I need 4.
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With
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this. Also, that's the whole thing. No. No. No. No. I don't want to do anymore cats. Your cat to wear a tinfoil hat? Good for fucking you. Our cats wouldn't. No. They would eat it and then shit it. Miserable the one on the right looks. It's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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I'm so angry. I'm I'm pissing on your pillow later.
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Yes. Or on your face. Or right now. You after I kill you. Oh, our
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our one cat gets so angry. Our I disturbed our cat while it was in our litter box. I just walked past the litter box and it was startled for a moment. And so it jumped out of the litter box immediately and took a giant dump on our bed promptly. Like it was immediate. It just jumped out of the litter box. It ran into her. All I was doing was walking out the door. I wasn't I didn't touch the litter box. I was just walking past it and it was like, fuck you. You walked past me, and I'm I'm tense and nervous, and I'm angry now. So I'm gonna go shit where you sleep. And that's what it did. It shot right in the center. Well, that one cat is very, very active. It's shit on every single one of our beds. It's shit on our bed, Maddie's bed, and Kacen's bed. It's shit on everywhere. Cats have problems.
It was just a couple of times, but it was when it was startled, it's just like, fuck you. I'm gonna shit where you sleep. I hate you. I I don't, our cats don't shit in the house so much or in bad spots, but they will go through ownership battles of me.
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And so they will yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they will they when and when these battles happen, just Randall, you know, just all of a sudden, all the cast decide they own me. And then The beard is mine. And then they start pissing on my spots in the bed in my side. And then sometimes, like, one night I was laying there sleep. I woke up. The cat is literally pissing on my shoulder as this other cat sitting right here. Like, nah, motherfucker. This is mine.
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Like, that's mine.
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Are you fucking serious right fucking now?
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There was a couple days where, like, I couldn't keep enough sheets clean. Like
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By a couple days, there's been a lot. It's a couple of days.
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I imagine your house smells like a farm anyway. But so we live in the middle of the suburbs, dude. But when you walk in our house, it smells like a goddamn farm in here because we have a cheese dog, and then we have 4 fucking cats,
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and it just smells like, a barn. No. They've been to our house. It doesn't smell like a barn in our house. It didn't, Beth. Does. Smells like a hospital to me. And your water and your safe water smells like pool water. You guys are like, yeah. We have to put all these chemicals in it to make sure it doesn't. I'm like, there's not already enough chemicals in it. Jesus Christ. It smells like a jug of bleach.
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Oh, no. The pool, you got to. Otherwise, it's gonna grow so much. Tap water. Out your sink. Oh, no. I don't think we need anything. In the tap water. We have no filters. Smells like your tap water smells like cool water to me. Oh, it does. It should. It does have chlorine in it. It absolutely should. We have to put it through a different filter before we drink it. We've mentioned this on But actually in our county, we don't have fluoridated water as far as they tell us. Mhmm. Which is good to know. Like, you think if it is fluoridated, they would
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be very proud of that and tell us. No. So yeah. When I found out that our water has no fluoride, it was the dentist telling me and they were pissed. They're like, you need a fluoride treatment because Shasta County does not have fluoride in their water. And I was like, they don't? That's awesome. Hell, yeah. No. It just has cyanide and chlorine. You're one of those weirdos. We won't even ask you for fluoride treatments anymore, and they don't. They never ask me anymore. They're like, it just has everything else. No fluoride though. So, hey, Ben. Our cats have been doing the same thing to me where, I'm home all day now. I I now work from home for the last, like, year and a half, 2 years, and my cats have been pissing underneath my coat. So I have this winter jacket that I've had for like 15 years and I wear it wherever. And when I hang it up, the cats piss underneath it. One of them does. It pisses underneath it until I clean it up and that's their spot. And I'm like, why do you I hate all of you, like, I'm the meanest to every single one of them. I don't know why anyone, one of them would claim me, but they do. There wherever my code is, it could be hanging over
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the kitchen table or my No. That's how they keep the middle finger. Or
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no. They they're claiming that as their spot. That's what cats do. That's what they're doing. That's claiming ownership of their spot. Yeah. They're marking their territory. That's why I'm baffled. I'm like, why do you want me to be your territory? Because I want you to be gone. I want you to be done with existing. And they're like I want you to not be here. But I I just want I just want to claim you.
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I don't know. Maybe they feel They all have that, the more you hate them, the more that, they love you thing.
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Maybe.
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Yeah. Except for my except for my cat, Machia. Yeah.
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I was gonna say because I abused the fuck out of my cat. No. You don't. You so much. No. You don't. You abuse the cat by petting it too much and picking it up, and it doesn't like being picked up, but you pet it and love it. We don't hit our cats or kick them or, like, throw them around. We're very kind to our cats. I would like to drop kick most of them out of the house in the morning. No. We'd like to, but we never do. We're very nice to our cats. I try not to. We think, we mentally abuse our cats, like in our own hands. Oh, emotionally, mentally, yeah, but not physically. Not to them though, we're not actually hurting our animals.
No. It's the same here. There's a lot of cussing, a lot of cussing that Yeah. For sure. I'm like, Jesus, shut the fuck up. But I'm not, like, actually hurting them. Lot of spray bottles. You better shut up. I'm gonna feed you right now and every time you bitch, I'm gonna feed you. So I guess just keep perpetuating this interaction, bitch, and I'll feed you. We're rewarding bad behavior. Yeah. That's all we do. That's
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What point in classical
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do you learn the, chloroforming?
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You get to make Oh, that that that is reserved for the the students that are not great. Then you Isn't that Ben, you would know this. Isn't that super fucking easy to make too? Yeah. Super easy. Yeah. Super. Which two chemicals is it?
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No. Is it chlorine and ammonia? No. Is it an oil?
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Look it up. I'm not doing it.
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I almost had you. Not doing it.
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Chloropharm isn't chloropharm just chlorine and ammonia?
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No. That's mustard gas, isn't it? I don't know. Yeah. You don't wanna make that. No. You don't wanna mix chlorine or bleach and ammonia. That's mustard gas. But, chloroform is, is too simple too. Yeah. Google it, people. It's fine. They'll figure it out. We're not trying to keep it simple.
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Easy Friday night, just Google chloroform. It's super easy. Often outlines the way it is. I don't actually say things like that.
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No. You'll get taken off of YouTube for shit. Probably on Wikipedia.
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Yeah. Beyond. Probably.
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No. We could be over, like, in theory, this is how you would make this, but
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No. Wikipedia will tell you exactly what to do.
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Well, I don't trust Wikipedia though. So Well, the funny thing is a lot of times, even if they ban it, if you know, in a instance of what not to do, they'll still put it out there. Like, don't Oh, yeah. Sure.
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You're like It's like that meme that goes around. It's like gotta make it. No matter what you do, do not mix a bunch of diesel fuel with a bag of flour because that's redneck Seymour and it's super duper dangerous. Do not eat time. Don't do that.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I didn't just say that, by the way. That was a meme, so don't sue me. That was a meme. The Tide Pod Challenge. That's a that's an old
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Yeah. Old challenge. And that was so that was one that was a a surprise to me because you wouldn't think if someone said to me, don't eat Tide Pods, I'd be like, k. No shit. Really? And I wouldn't even think twice about it. I would just keep going about my day. I might even laugh and be like, that's funny. And some people were like, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. So, good on them for trying and learning the hard way. Some people have to learn the hard way. That's their path. You gotta wonder how how many people actually did that, though. No. I don't think I do not think a whole lot of people did that at all. I don't think a whole lot of people were, on board with taking the COVID vaccine either. I don't know if we're allowed to say that on the show. I'm sorry. Oh, you're supposed to say stabby jab. We don't care. I'm sorry. Oh, because I
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back up to Rockfin.
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Oh, okay. Well, my my entire family is from Boston and they are all vaccinated, but the every single one of them has now come forward to me just in talking. And they're like, oh, I really didn't wanna take it, but I just did it for my job. And I don't care if anybody else takes it. I I didn't care at all. I wasn't angry if my friends didn't. Oh, you mean like how everybody should take it? To do it, but the media was trying to say that everyone who did take it, who was primarily on the East Coast or California or, you know, whatever the blue states, that they were all on board with it and also forcing other people to take it or just, expelling them from the from their lives. And really that wasn't the case. The people who took it were like, I just took it and that's why I did it and that's no big deal. It's not a big deal. Like, you took it and that's that's fine. Whatever your reasons were, great. They didn't give up a text about what anybody else was doing.
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That one crazy person is just loud because, like, you know, you saw the same thing. Or it's the media. Just Yeah. No. Projecting that. The media and then the one crazy bitch, like, you go into the grocery store, like, I went without a mask, you know, the whole time. Oh my god. Oh, yeah. I've seen a couple. I did see a couple people for sure. Yeah. And there's always that there's always that one, and it's usually some bitch that's got nothing better to do with her fucking life. Yeah. And I'll make sure that she's monitoring yours. And you're like and if everybody would just learn to tell that bitch to shut up, like, quit being quit catering to her. Just tell her to just keep But, like, doesn't that make life more exciting, though? I mean, I don't know. I I don't think those people shouldn't exist.
Why not be checked every now and then? Pissed. I said just tell her to shut her pile.
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No. No. No. No. But that's what I mean. It's She should've been punched in the mouth, like, 20 years ago, and she never was. And she just thought she could carry on with whatever bullshit she wants to say. What? She's never been put in check. On the prairie. What? Fuck all of you people. Hey. Fuck you too.
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This is flirting. Right? This is the nagging. And it's got Oh, yeah. It's got this is this is 4 player. Yeah. The variant has now been called, like, flirt or something to that effect. So the new spooky thing that's floating around, they're giving it the, epitaph of, like, flirt, but people were calling a cutie shot years ago. So now is it just them reacting to us calling a cutie shot saying now the new variant is called fluff?
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Probably, but I'm gonna call the new variant fart and just go with that. It's probably as, as, you know, accurate as anything else. But no. The Jim was talking about those those people that grew up like that that just think they can say whatever they want and get away with it. Those are people that grew up with 0 boundaries and their parents were super rich and they just were like, you can be whatever you want. Woah. I am not saying any of those people did that. I have no idea. No. I'm talking about the the person you're describing though. Like that You can't say that that I know, but you don't know those people's backgrounds. Who knows? No. I'm stereotyping that. Matter. It doesn't matter.
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But okay. We shouldn't. It doesn't matter why they're doing what they're doing or where they came from. It's still an interesting challenge as a human to just encounter a person like that and be like,
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Where do you come from? And maybe not speculate on it. You people exist. No. Yeah. Sure. And then maybe move on. I think it's an interesting challenge. No. You can move on, but when they're causing prob okay. So I don't think they got problems at all. About was, like, the viral videos and all that stuff where it's like like Ben was saying where the the smallest majority have the loudest voice because it's so bizarre and extreme that it goes viral. So everybody starts start thinking that this is how a lot of people think when really it's just one fucking crazy person who for some reason got this big voice on social media, and now they're huge.
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And now we think that that's how that whole side thinks, and that's not how it is at all. Now though, in this in this day and age, I do, as an old person would say, Stay off my lawn. Yeah. Get off my lawn, little girl. I just I don't think people are thinking that anymore. I think they hear people talk and they No. They're believing what they see on the internet. No. They're not. I I think people are not doing that now. Well, okay. People are seeing There is a pending one. Things and they're like, oh, let's just I'm going to put this through my own filters before I make a decision about this.
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Let's take the the viral video of the the, you know, very masculine dude that fucking is like, it's ma'am.
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Yeah. Oh, hang on. That's my favorite video. Hang on. I love that. One sec. One sec. Hang on.
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I have that. I'm a take you outside and show him. He gets so angry. He is mad.
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There we go. I knew I had that somewhere. Like, you know, like,
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now you can assume that most people will never and knowingly meet a tranny in their life. You know, most people. If you don't live in a tranny heavy area, chances are good that you're not you're gonna go your whole life with Where are those areas?
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I've met a bunch in my line of work. So just saying In California. Yeah. Right. Well, more than California in, like, redneck area, but we are one of the nicest people. Like, honestly, I'm not I'm not condoning transgenderism. I don't think that that is something that most people do, but everyone I've met has been almost sheepish about their transition, which is also alarming. But They almost don't wanna tell me what their real name is or tell me what they want me to call them. But in customer service, you kinda have to.
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But most people that never meet 1, which you you gotta understand, California in and of itself is this weird micro verse compared to the rest of the country. And things you guys are the masculine end of that micro verse. In no way, shape, or form does any of the masculine or does this at all fit with any of the rest of the country? You all go to the Dakotas, you are not gonna find a ton of that. Sure. You know, it's obviously more prevalent today.
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But Yeah. In major cities. Yeah.
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Right. And so exactly. It's it's in the large population centers. And then even in that New York City, LA,
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Austin
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Boston. Minneapolis. San Francisco. Yeah. Yeah.
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San Francisco. So even in the population centers, it's typically only certain ones. So there's a large swath of people that have not interacted with trans with trannies at all. So they're all gonna assume that they're like this guy. You know, if that's been your exposure, that's what you're gonna assume. And that's not even being a bad person or anything, but if you've never met a person, like, when I was young, you know, I grew up. You know, I was born in the mid seventies. I grew up in the eighties. There was basically no black people in South Dakota. And it was, so you would you would whatever opinion you had came from the TV.
When I was young, a young adult when traveling to other countries was on. I was going to other countries and then I would come home and every opinion people had to other countries was because they saw it on TV.
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Right. Oh, because the news told them. Yeah. Right. Isn't that weird how you're,
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even over the decades, your opinion is formed by what you see on TV. And I think about that back when that was all we had before the Internet, before googling, before any of that. What you saw on TV formed your opinions about certain groups. And it's not as far as, like, the normal person goes, it's not, bad for it's bad for you. It's bad for you. It's not it's not your fault that you grew up in the nineties or eighties and what you saw and what your parents told you, you know, was happening
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was what you thought was happening because you didn't fucking know better. But can't you know in your own heart? Can't you know? No way. As a 10 year old? Are you kidding me? When I was a little kid, I did not give a flying fuck what color people were or what was going on in the news just because I was too little. I'm not saying I was so tolerant. I just didn't care. I just wasn't thinking about that stuff. I don't think most kids are thinking about that shit. Yeah. You you you are thinking about it per se, but because that that's been if your only exposure is through media,
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then while even even something like with black kids, like, everybody oh, hey. You know, he's got a giant dick. Why would you even think that if you've never seen a black dick?
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Where did that thought come from? Where where I mean, I guess it would have to come from That's what I mean. It's it's more subliminal. It's not like as a 10 year old, I'm like black people suck or something like that. It's more of a subliminal thing where as you as you grow up, you're like, oh, there's a group of people who hate black people. That's weird. And then it grows into your adulthood and you're like, oh, there's racism because there's a group of people who hate black people. I don't remember thinking that at all in the nineties either where we'd watch little house in the prairie and there'd be black people on there and there'd be a dude calling in the n word. We're like, why does this guy hate this guy? He's a super cool dude. Like, I don't even understand it. Then you grow up and you see the Rodney King thing and all these other things that blossom from the the race wars, and you're like, oh, so it's manufactured. It's a manufactured hate of each other Yeah. To keep each other divided
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so we don't focus our hate on the real target. If there was no TV, if there was no media, people would be totally fine. Media is obviously, I mean, I think it's pretty obvious at this point, but it's just a form of control so that we can be divided. Yeah. Because if we just had to survive, we wouldn't be worried about that. We wouldn't be worried about something so basic. I said this on the show when we first started out. The color of your skin, think of how basic that is. Just think for a minute. If you don't think about anything that's gone on in our history, if you were brand new to this world, brand new human and someone said, Some people don't like people because of the color of their skin and you're a brand new person. You've never heard of any American history. Wouldn't you be like, Oh, well, there's a whole lot of other shit going on. I can't imagine why that's a problem. But I I guess But as a kid, you'd be like, goddamn.
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Those darker skin people really can dunk, and they're really good in the fields. I'm just fucking kidding. It's a joke. But, like, when you figure out, like, what what people are good at, and that's that's seen as a bad thing for some reason now. Or they're like, some people are better at some things than other people. And that means it's a stereotype and it's bad. Yeah. In order to get rid of stereotypes, you have to get rid of all stereotypes. You can't
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use any of them in any generalization.
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And anyway Good luck with that. Or you have to stop caring about things in in that kind of a way where you're like, they're better or worse or what like, stop doing that or worse. Caring. That's a that's that's not a caring, but it doesn't take it. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that,
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like myself where I live, there's a lot of Mexican guys. The Mexican guys that I work with, I can tell them one task, and they will do that 10 times better than the white guy. They'll get it. They'll percent. They they will stick to that fucking work like you wouldn't believe. I can tell a white guy depending on the guy.
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He'll take 10 smoke breaks.
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Yeah. Hey. It sounds like you guys are being racist right now. My whole point was to not be divisive. But I'm saying he won't, but this is just a recognition.
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And he now the white guy, he won't out labor that Mexican by any means. No. He won't even touch it. But I can give them more complicated tasks. Like, the Mexican guys that I work with for whatever reason, I can't give them complicated tasks. I can give them very simple one direct task, and they'll outdo that like they shine. You try and give them something complicated, you're in deep trouble. I don't know
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what it is about that. So you've gotta have a recognition of that in some way when you It's because people have different strengths. It's the same thing with the the device of nature between men and women where they're like men and women are the same. No, they're fucking not. Are they equal as far as people go? Sure. Are they different? They don't understand. Fucking a 100%. Can you imagine how terrible it would be if we were all the same all the time? That's awful. I'm very glad that Jen is a 100% different than me. That'd be very boring to be married to me. I'd be bummed out as shit. I'm glad that she's the polar opposite of me in certain ways. That's awesome. Because things fit better that way. You know what I mean? I don't have a deck in case you're all wondering.
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The transvestigators are on it.
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Oh, yeah. No. So I I what I get what I was trying to get to, though, is that, like, everybody tries to think try well, not everybody. The the mainstream media is trying to be divisive in a way where they're like, just because you're different, that means you're not equal and you both hate each other. No. That's not true. No. We are different. Like you said For sure. Mexicans will outwork a white person a 100%. I've seen that my own eyes. Or there's there's lots of other differences and it's fine. It just doesn't have to be a bad thing. Right. But when you come down to, like, the obvious, like, men versus women, now they're trying to blur that line by saying, no. You can just be a man if you say you are. It's like, man, man. Well, not really though. I mean
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Well, the men the men trying to be chicks, that's fun when they're trying to do sports. The chicks trying to be too is even funnier to me. I I don't think they're hilarious. Compete in sports.
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Oh, no. It's it's still funny. Nope. Not those.
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I don't find that one particularly hilarious. I think that those guys are, very, very
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ill. It's ill. Yes.
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Disturbed individuals. They should probably put it be put in an asylum.
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They used to be. They used to be in the DSM manual. They used to put in asylums for that.
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That that that's a extraordinarily, like no matter how you slice it, that person is extremely, disturbed. Whether it's that they craved recognition and success in a in a field so much that they were willing to mutilate their bodies to do so, or they had such heavy gender dysmorphia that once again, they were and then come to find out, like, most recently, well, not most recently because now there's another dude that broke track records or whatever that they're going through that league on this thing again. You know, it's like they're gonna do that with every sport apparently. Well, it's like or the great But some to find out that Leah Thomas Yeah. While while he was wanting to be a girl, also had girlfriends.
So he's he's a lesbian
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trans. Right? Wait. So how how So who are you gay? How should I describe that? Are you gay, transsexual? So who is gay?
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Transgender.
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You are gay.
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Have you guys seen that video? Why are you gay? Of the Nigerian prime minister or whatever. He's trying to he's trying so hard to interview this transgender gay rights activist. Why should someone be gay? And he's he's, like, I am here with, transgender activist, Julian blah blah blah. And he's, like, good morning to you. And then immediately, within one second, he's like, why are you gay? Why are you gay? Like, right away. So I highly recommend you watch it because just to break it down socially is, is beautiful because this poor man is trying to understand what this person is doing and he can't.
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That's what I told her. I was like, he he doesn't know English. They're both Nigerian, I believe. They both are African.
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So, but they're speaking in English and he's trying, he's trying so hard to understand what this person is doing, and all he talks about is being gay. He says gay like a 100 times. You are gay. She's like, I'm not gay. You are gay. She's like, who says I am gay?
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So who is gay?
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So Joe just gave all of them spoiler alerts because it's it's my favorite thing to watch. And it's not because I'm not making fun of it in like a, it's so funny. Oh, I am. Breaking it down, this poor person is trying to understand what this other person is doing and they both just don't understand you. Nobody. That you. No. But that's why I love I just love watching it. It's a train wreck that you just can't stop watching. I'm like, oh, they just can't talk to each other. Genuine humans trying to understand each other without getting pissed off. It's great. They both don't get pissed off. Woulda had a more eloquent conversation in their in their native language. You have to assume. Oh. Oh, probably. They didn't have so the you just you just you just have to watch it. It's not necessarily a terrible conversation. I would say the trans man, Julian, is better at handling communication than the actual prime minister or whoever is. Yeah. He's he's trying really hard, but he, he's trying to control the conversation a little too much and it's not done well. He's genuinely trying to figure it out though. He's like somebody's gay here. We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna get to the bottom of this. Yeah. You can tell he's just trying to be like, where in the world is Carmen San diego? He just wants to solve the puzzle. Carmen San diego's probably at Eurovision
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celebrating a party. I I don't know who which country was, selected as the winner having to bear the burden of hosting it next year. That happened today. So we're not I'm I'm not spoiling it, but it was quite a spectacle in every year Eurovision. So this is a song contest. If you're not familiar with this idea, some countries within the, European Union area get invited to a song contest. Some don't, but that's apolitical or well right. So that's going to be kind of the touchy topic. Now I'm not from that area. I don't have any sort of affinity with any specific country or sports team or anything. So I watch it just, like, rubbing my eyes. Like, am I am I seeing what I think I'm seeing here? And sometimes I see things that probably aren't there, but could be, but I'm not sure.
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So Did Durbin put forward David Hasselhoff again?
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So wait. So it's a song I couldn't quite hear what you were saying. Maybe my my earpiece is bad. So a song contest? Is that what you're saying? It it might be a thong contest for some entries too. A thong contest. Because that was one of the the entries. Oh, you got it right. Correct. Song with an s.
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Yes. Like a singing Like singing. Music. It's like a song. Gotcha. Okay. Right. So this is Gotcha. This is sort of this contest that's been going on for about 68 years now. Do you have some samples of some of these songs? I do, but I don't know that I could play them on YouTube without getting flagged for playing too long of a clip. There's so many of them, and this is a very strange thing. Now I bring this up because we're talking about variations on themes and having, like, this catalog. So with the Internet and hashtags, everything has been sort of identified and cataloged and put into a a genre or, like, a a Tumblr blog or a Pinterest board.
So everything has been kind of named and identified and explored. Now that leaves sort of gaps in areas where there's underrepresentation or there isn't a whole lot of activity. With Eurovision
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are we playing the Eurovision clip? You'll get it. What are you doing, Ben? They like to get it delivered, thankfully.
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Ben's watching porn.
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So so what this reminds me of is, have you ever seen the Rick and Morty episode where the heads come down and they're like, okay. Show me what you got. I like what you got, and they have to do a song. They have to do a song or shoot on the phone. Planet gets destroyed. So you think that's what's going on a little bit? A a little bit. And, you know, it's
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there's a probably a direct corollary with what's happening in that area. There's a powder keg. There's a lot of actual military boots on the ground happening. So to have this song contest, this complete circus where everyone is trying to outdo everyone else in terms of the extravagance of everything from the costume, the lights, and I said it was a song contest. But really it becomes a choreography contest. It becomes a stage show contest. So if it was a song contest, it would probably just be broadcast over the radio, and we'd all be, like, closing our eyes listening, and we choose what song sounds best. And the acrobatics, some of these singers are doing on stage, would probably prevent them from even having enough oxygen in their lungs to sing clearly.
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Okay. I don't know. I've never seen, Iron Maiden.
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The endurance of an Iron Maiden concert?
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So what's the what what is the name of this contest? I'm gonna have to look it up. I've never heard of this before. Euro,
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e u r o, Vision. European Vision. Eurovision
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and it's a song contest. It's a song. Goddamn. That is so contradictory. Sorry.
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But your own vision You've you've heard of song contest. ABBA, ABBA, Waterloo. They're one of the winners. The band, Lordy. Do you know Lordy, Hard Rock, Hallelujah?
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Mm-mm. Nope. Is that what They sure don't. But I will look it up.
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So here's the thing.
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Right. I was trying to free everybody to David Hasselhoff.
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Don't know about this. But in Europe, it's like as bigger, if not bigger than the Super Bowl. Do you Europeans watch do Europeans watch the Super Bowl? Some of them might go to a pub, maybe because it's a sports game, but they're not really Yeah. Too concerned about it. So in America, we have our own song contest, American Idol, that sort of thing, mass singer, whatever. We're always going to have voice. Like Star Search, whatever it is. In Europe, they've had this song contest for many, many years. It's sponsored by, like, Moroccan hair oil company. So everything is glitz and glamour in stage shows. And the sort of drama involved is just off the charts.
But this is very relevant to what we're talking about earlier with overrepresentation of certain types of people. Now you know maybe you've seen Glee, singing contests, group choirs, this type of thing. There's a certain personality that is like, oh, love this. These are my people gonna hang out here. With Eurovision, every year getting more and more absurd, But imagine watching Eurovision as an American who doesn't know anything about any of these countries, doesn't even know where any of these are because they've changed their borders since we've had a history class, you know, in high school or something, learning geography, but then trying to learn the ethnic differences of the groups
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when They think David Hasselhoff is a good singer. He's
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a great singer. Is he relevant still? Did they love his Always. Is he alive? David Hasselhoff. He's alive? He's alive. Hang on. I gotta Google this now. David Hasselhoff. He's alive. Oh, yeah. Hang on. He should be. Goddamn. He's not bad. I don't know. People die all the time. Not to haul. He's gotta be in his fifties or something. David Hasselhoff. Okay. Holy shit. Oh, no. Yeah. He's old as shit. How old is he? He is 71. That's old as shit.
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Alright. That is He's old. Someday we'll all be that age. No. Hopefully not. Babe, Jesus. I hope you're that age someday.
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I'm hoping to check out way before then. Yeah. I'll probably die before then. The psychic said I would die in my sixties. So You must then come up with some weird fucking way to keep it all alive. 50 next year. Woah. That's young, dude. You're a spring fucking chicken.
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Oh. Yeah. Oh, that's what you said to me. Yikes. That's your pickup line. Ago.
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Well, you know, the beard had me, confused. But
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No. You're very young. Well, if you like beards, there's a singer called Conchita Wurst who has a beard and a beautiful dress, and she sings operatic. And So it's a she? This is what you get from Eurovision. You don't know Is she a dwarf? Anything. All your expectations are completely
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I love this, actually. I love just not knowing. That's fine. Fine with me. Right. Welcome to 2024. I don't fucking know what's going on. Let's just take it in and see what the fuck happens. The world might end tomorrow. Cheers.
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Eat, drink, and be merry. Bread or smoke in in Ben's, you know, realm. Eat, smoke, and eat. I've been trying to I've been trying to share it. Bring the blowtorch and the orange juice and be merry. Dude, the orange juice. Okay. That got me. So for anybody who doesn't know, we've met Ben several times. And every single time, he's got a jug,
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not a bottle. I was like, hey. Does that help with the jab? Does it make you more high? And he's like, no. I just fucking love orange juice.
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He's he's got a half gallon of orange juice. He's out there swirling orange juice. And I'm like, you drink that like I drink Keystone Light. That's crazy. He's like, no. I just love it. Like, alright.
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No judgment. It's just weird. Never seen that. He's like, I drink vitamin c the way you drink,
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14 year old swill. Yeah. No way. Well, I'm drinking Mad Dog 2020, so, you know, we are different people.
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People are every day. Every day. You know, it's it's
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alright. Yeah. I I like oxygen quite a bit.
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Little dab will do you.
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Oh, oh, yeah. These kitties again.
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Oh, here's my chickens. Again, there's a little stabber in
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the room. Oh, I hear Christy fucking coughing back there. She take a big fat dab rig?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Legit Bat podcast.
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Yes, sir.
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What have you guys been talking about lately?
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Oh, fuck. So lately just whatever comes to mind, I schedule guests so fucking far ahead that I never know how it's gonna match up with the current climate of the world. And that actually makes it better because usually it's the exact opposite of what's going on. Like, we had a guest on talking about health and whatever a couple weeks ago right during the eclipse. Everybody's talking about the eclipse and all the skin shit. And we're talking about, like, vitamin c or something. I don't even know. Like but it actually works out great. Like, I like doing that, but we try to keep up kind of on current events, but it's not a big priority. Like, the the political climate can go fuck itself right off a cliff. I don't care.
And, yeah. So mostly, we just talk to whoever we find is interesting. That's it. It doesn't matter what they're gonna talk about. Like, they could talk about, a video game for an hour. Alright. Sounds good to
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me. It's a passion that counts.
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Yeah. It's just fun. I just like talking to whoever. In a video game. Oh, yeah. And the oh my god. People really, really like their video games. You would not believe. Or maybe you would. I don't know.
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There's a niche for everything on the internet and these levels of expertise and obsessions about stuff. Yeah. It's interesting when someone really knows their topic, and then they'll just go so deep into it. And you're like,
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I know. And I actually envy that because as, wannabe fucking host of a show, I feel like I should have a thing I'm good at, and I'm not. I'm a generalist. I generalize everything, and I just talk to whoever and whatever. But then you get these, like, artists on who are really into one fucking thing, and those are great shows because you're like, oh, we were on topic for an hour straight. That's crazy to me. I'm usually squirrelly all over the place, but we're on topic for a fucking straight hour. That's amazing. But those are, few and far between unless you're autistic like Ben. So Ben does not say
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for 2 hours when he's on other shows. Inspires know there's no such thing as staying on topic on spiders.
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No. Have you ever listened to our show, Ben? There's no staying on top. I have. I have. Yeah. There's none of that. That's retarded. Why would you stay on topic for a full fucking hour? Just stay in a box
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and not jump out of it.
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That's that sounds boring. Yeah. Well, when I started, it was it was more often, that way. You know, where most people, when they gave a presentation, there wasn't a a wide range of topics like there is now. Right. You know, whatever it is that you studied, that's what you talked about. We're now with, the
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No. Back up. Stop. Outside. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Here we go.
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Now with the, ease of, podcasting and whatnot and with, so many people hey. Yeah. And so many people,
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legit bat from The actual legit bat. Bat. A keychain.
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Oh,
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the, one of the few that has one.
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Yes. With so many people doing shows and whatnot and having per used, you know, I would call myself, you know, maybe 2nd or 3rd gen, you know, like the first gen would be like the Freeman flies and those guys like that. And, you know, they were Bill Cooper and all those guys. Well, now we're down to where that all that information has been digested to the point where people don't even know sometimes who Bill Cooper is, but they'll sit and talk about the things that he brought out. One of the big ones for me, especially in today's current, hot cycle is that Nephilim.
Yeah. You know? And all these people give this story that was specifically, Zechariah Sitchin. Yeah. And Sitchin is the only person that came up with anything remotely close to those interpretations. And everybody said that it was just his fantasy, you know, sci fi version of what the tablets actually said. That's what every other interpreter said of his interpretations. And then his later books after the first two, I think, are not even based on the tablets anymore. It's just straight sci fi. And you see Well, didn't a lot of Sitchin stuff get kind of, I don't wanna say debunked because I hate that word, but wasn't there a lot of pushback on it? Huge pushback. The other interpreters are like, it doesn't say that at all. Like, nobody else came up with the same conclusions he did at all. Because I love his ideas on things. But after looking through it, I'm like,
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I'm not sure.
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But we've gotten now to the era where other people talk about Sitchin's work, and then other people talk about what those people talked about. And we're now to this generation where these people don't even know that was Citian's work. They don't know what the base root work is. And now it's so twisted and turned in between because they've not, you know, connected to that original work, which I'm not even, you know, I I I'm not a fan of the stitching thing. I could care less about them desert tablets and desert people. They're fucking weird. I don't know what to say about that. Yeah. You know?
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Like, you purposely live in a I don't know what to think of it either. Like, I don't I don't really care. I I like to take everything in stride and listen to everybody's perspective and balance it out against other people's, you know, ideas on things. And that he had, Syshun had a lot of interesting stuff, but in recent years, it's kind of been, like, I just kinda made a lot of that up. Even back even back then, none of the scholars agreed with him. So I Well, that's that's part of the course though. I mean, look at any researcher now. Agreed.
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Agreed. But when you're talking about the the you know, when your translation is so very far varied from everybody else's and then your next two books are complete sci fi books. Like
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But don't get me wrong. I love me some sci fi, and I think art imitates life and vice versa. But, I mean, at a certain point, you gotta look at what's going on and be like, yeah, this might not be a 100% correct. It's like it's like watching star Trek or star wars and being like, you know what? That's probably what's going on. It could be, but there's really no evidence for that. So you could live in a fantasy land if you want. I would love to fly a spaceship someday. So I kinda want that to be real. I know. I just I would do. I would love to fly a spaceship. I want space to be real so bad. I just think it's fake and fucking gay.
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I want a light. I don't even need space. Just the fucking lightsaber.
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Yeah. Just a lightsaber.
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That's just because you're a man and you have a dick. I'm just a chick, and I wanna fly a spaceship, dude. I just wanna fly a spaceship. Right, right, right. But she wants a bigger dick. I want a big vagina to fly around. That's it.
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Is this, this
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is a But whether you're gonna bring with your work or not, we've reached this weird phase where people quote Sitchin's work and don't even know who Sitchin is. Oh, shit. We're bringing up runestones?
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Yeah. This is the, Eurovision runestone that they had carved, and I can't tell if that's just a really long dick or
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a worm. It looks like balls. Mhmm. A 100% looks like balls. Balls. But it also looks like a man with feet as balls. Balls. I don't know. And it also looks like a snake with a little weird dingle dingling tail up there at the top of the corner. On your runestones, the outside of it is a snake, basically.
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And what that is is you understand that Jormungandr, you know, whether it's the oroboros or Jormungandr, that's the the snake that's creating the boundaries for what you're in. It's the circle, you know, that you're in.
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AKA prison. Yeah.
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So is it good or bad? Do you think it's good to be in this life, or do you think it is a prison?
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You can look at it either way. I mean, if you're, you know, if you're the kid that has a hard time and and, honestly, it's no different than school. The kids that had a real hard time in school, they didn't like school. The kids that had that did excellent in school, that school was easy easy for them, they had no problems at all. They were like, fuck. Yeah. School's like, my wife, she if you talk to her, high school was like the wonderful just like, you know, like something off a fucking TV or something. You know? Where, you know, if you if school was hard for you, it it was pretty miserable.
So I I think that that kind of stands for almost everything, you know, when when we're talking about this life in a greater way. If you are really fucking up at this game, you probably don't like it very much, and you probably view it as more of a prison. But here's the whole thing is, let's let's say that the evolution of you leaving this plane, this existence, and you passing is you becoming a little g god. Obviously, not the god of creation. The demi god. Okay. I'll take it. Side of that, but you're becoming something more than a human, what a human would recognize as having god like powers, you know, like a Superman maybe or something.
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Right.
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Now if you're a shitty human and you can't even be a good at a human, why would I give you extra superpowers?
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That's Yeah. And I think I think that person would know that. I think those are the people that are most afraid to die. The ones that know they're not going to be reincarnated or recycled or whatever it is. And I'm not even saying that's a good thing, but if they know they're gonna be just flushed out, you have some work to do. I'm quite a bit Yeah. Bye. Don't wanna lose what I have.
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Yeah. It's it's a it's a interesting thing. You know? And I think we're at this point where we're so spiritually devoid that, there's the the you still have the crystal side which matches the there's the the crisp you still have the crystal side which matches with the sulfur side. So it's this carbon existence that people are attached to, and the that's a hard thing. And I understand it because I very much enjoy my my life. I think it's great.
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My, you know Yeah. And there there's hard parts, like, in Yeah. That that's the polarity of it all is that there's I enjoy my life too. Then there's other times where I'm like, this is a fucking prison. Why am I here? I need to be the whole point though. I think we made a choice to be here, honestly.
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And that maybe that's just wishful thinking, but it would it's a fun game. And I'm not saying it's a video game or it's like the matrix or whatever the fuck people say. It could be. It maybe it is, whatever. But I think maybe if we made a choice to be here and we have to get through the challenge,
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why would we want it to be fucking easy? That's so fucking boring. I'm sorry. I said fuck a lot in that whole sentence. There was a lot of fuck words, but Yeah. There were but what they said point is yeah. What agent Smith said is in the matrix, Just for reference, what agent Smith said is he's like, we tried a version where everything was perfect. The humans fucking hated it because there is no pushback on anything. There is no difficulty. So now we're in this Except there's no version matrix version 4.7.6.
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I don't know. And we It's just difficult. Yeah. We like that. Look at people, and people in the sixties, you know, thirties, twenties, even in the thirties when they're going through the great depression, people were not as miserable as they are now. Like, the depression in and of itself is financial. The people themselves were still had spirit to them. We and and since we've been given everything, and we do, we live like kings now. People don't wanna admit that, but we are the most we are the most cushy people that have ever lived.
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Like, we have ever been privileged.
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Yeah. And Even in the red carpet in 2009, people were doing way better than they are now. So when I was in the mortgage world, I I mean, I still am, but interest rates were super low 4 years ago, and people are still holding out for that. They're like, I'm just waiting for interest rates to drop. I just want home prices to drop. I want this to happen. And I'm like, dude, fucking live your life now. I don't know what to tell you. And I can't obviously say that to them but you need to live for the now. If you don't want to buy a house, fucking don't. But stop waiting around for things to happen that you want to happen.
And that is, that's not what we did back in the day. I just don't remember doing that as kids being like, Oh, we'll wait, we'll wait around. Things will come around for us. We were responsible. We made things happen for ourselves. I mean and I'm not saying that we just manifested our destiny or whatever. We just did whatever the fuck we wanted and lived our lives. People just lived their lives. And now people are just sitting around waiting for things to get better, and I just don't think that's gonna happen. I think it's going to get a little bit worse if you're just going to be sitting around.
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Reading news headlines that are all again, it's this variety thing. We haven't had this news headline before, so let's put it out there and see who clicks on it. There's all this exploration of potentiality in a virtual world online, and it expands the imagination of possibilities, and that's a great thing, except for people who get into the fear aspect of it to say it's the worst it's ever been. Well, in some ways, it's better. It's more comfortable. And in other ways, you know, financially, it seems like the vice grip is tighter Right. On a lot of people.
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So it it is perspective. And I I hate saying that and being like, oh, it's all subjective. It really is though, and it's subjective to the person, to the time period, to the country, everything. And so what do you have going on within yourself too? Like, if you can't provide for yourself, if you're dependent on the government. But when you're talking about, like, is it better now than in 1400 as we're told? Probably. But in some ways, probably not. They were not under the same chains that we are now. They were under actual chains probably. But what we're under now is mental chains. Like, we are more comfortable than we've ever been as a human race. We are comfortable as fuck, especially in the west, especially in the US.
Comfortable as fuck. We got AC, heater, we got cushy chairs, and fucking couches, and pillows. Douglas. Yeah. You're snuggie. We have amazingly
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strong mental chains now that are going on, especially in the US. Mental, physical or mental and emotional chains. Worldwide, and I think everyone can feel it. I we have talked to so many people who have been doing the same thing forever or have been changing what they're doing forever. It doesn't matter where they are in the world. They just don't feel like they're in the right place. They feel out of place, and they're trying to find where they should be. And that's kinda weird. I feel like there are so many people in the world who are just trying to figure out where they should be. The mental chains are just them being attached to the carbon world. They aren't putting anything into the
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into themselves. They're putting everything into the things that they can purchase. And the more things that you can have and the more things that you can purchase, the more you have to put into that. So Yeah. It's Yeah. It's just materialism. That's materialism 101. It's I mean, that's
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Yeah. You How do you get that through to somebody, though?
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You you you you, there's a YouTube channel, and it's a fairly popular YouTube channel, and all this guy does is go to shithole towns out in middle America, and he go he holds up a paper. Oh, look. Job wanted. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, look. Here's a house for 10,000 fucking dollars. You could be living in this fucking house for 10,000 fucking dollars and and make it $400 a week. You'd be living like a goddamn king. Nobody wants to live in middle America. They want that thing in San Francisco. And then they fuck that. But they that's what they want is they want the the cheap living in in the in San Francisco, and then they want and so they want to have all and this is one of the biggest problems we have when with people that come out here.
They don't wanna make the adjustment to the lifestyle out here. They wanna hold on to what they had in the city. You'd be shocked. Almost every single person that comes out here within a week almost loses their mind because
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they Dude, I would I would move out there in a heartbeat with you. Same. I will start a commune with you. All I wanna do is work on a farm all day. I could pack up all the things I need in my little car Yep. And drive out there and just live there. So anytime you're down, let me know. I'll tend your chickens. I'll milk your goats.
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Right. Right. Whatever you want. We'll bring all of our animal agents. The goat thrown and cuss at them? Because goats are a royal pain in the ass. Oh, I'll probably cuss at you more than anybody else. Goats mow your lawn for you. Okay? So that's like a Sunday's work done. Yeah. Like a vacation. Being royal pains in the ass. Earlier when I asked Christy to go outside and take care of that, my one goat, Ostara, she freaking takes, and I don't know what the fuck is going on. Is that Easter? You know, it's That's some pagan shit. Don't have to Yeah. That's like the goddess of yeah. And so she wants to, I don't know if it's shaping it or what she's doing. She takes her one horn and goes like this in a perfect, like, rainbow shape on my truck. Only on this new truck. She's never done this before on this truck. She's like gay
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gay Yeah. Gay.
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Faggots. Just like little rainbows all over my nice new truck just pisses me off.
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She's doing Kinda funny, though. Hey. It's not boring. She lives she loves it. She loves you. Life is exciting. It's supposed to be like that. All of these little the nuances that piss us off, I think it's meant to be. Yeah. Like, everyday when I wake up to my cats meowing their fucking heads off at 6:30 in the morning, I'm like, oh, life is beautiful.
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I know. It's annoying, but when that doesn't happen anymore, when all our cats are dead, if I'm if I'm still excited that the that all my cats are dead, I might worry a little bit about myself. I think I'll be sad.
[02:19:01] Unknown:
Now one of our cats ran off the other day, and I was like I already talked about this. You were not. But Yeah. And then it came fucking back. I brought it back. It was Now it meows every fucking day. I'm like, could you just not come back? So those those little things in life that bother us. So when when I'm sleeping next to Joe, for example, my husband right here. And he Which is once in a while. He is we go to sleep at the same time every night and he snores so loud.
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Holds his breath sometimes and then he's like, you did this last night, honestly. Oh, really? You were like, Yeah. And I have I have to like push you a little bit just to make you breathe. So I kept you alive for about an hour last night. This is what she actually heard. No, it was not parts. It was just your breathing. And I just kinda push you and I stay awake with you, and I'm kind of annoyed by it. But at the end of the day, if I wasn't doing that and you were dead, I would be way sadder. So, the fact that I have to sit there, I thought of this last night while keeping you alive. Like, all right. I'm keeping him alive because I love him and I want this to continue.
But if I didn't have to do this, I would be way sad. So, I I don't know. We those The the the breath holding always comes right after an extraordinarily
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loud yeah. No. I can't even do it that loud.
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And now No. No. So now, Christy, where are you at? Are you vouch for this? No. He just he's breathing in, and then he holds his breath. He's like,
[02:20:33] Unknown:
oh, Christy's not he's not like a super loud snore and then does the breath hold. And, like, they got loud snore. She had to have a system reset because she snored too loud or something. And fucking and and I I will actually wake up because I know what's going on out of a sleep because she did that. And I'll be like, ah, like, because, yes, she stops breathing. You're like
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Yeah. I'm like, hey, babe. Are you gonna make it through tomorrow?
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I'm like, I hope not. Are you gonna make me breakfast? Goddamn.
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No. I'm just goddamn. Thank you for waking me up. Fuck. Yeah. I wake you up so much. My dog, Thor.
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To or Tyr, I mean, Tyr has a Tyr, he's fucking he snores and has sleep apnea or something.
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Kirsty and Tyr are just, like, dueling chain saws. Did you get did you get your dog a CPAP machine?
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Right? It's not a bad idea.
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Our dog has our dog has sleep apnea as well, but I guess so does Joe. I mean, it's like you and your I'm a bulldog. Whatever.
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No wonder she loves me.
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And I love her dog.
[02:21:40] Unknown:
Maybe more. You guys ready to wrap up out of here or what? I don't know how long you go, but we've been going for fucking 2 and a half hours. Jesus Christ. Yeah. We have about 40 minutes left usually. Now we're warm. No. No.
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Yes. We're fine.
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We're fine. You're full of shit. No. We usually actually Not 3 hours is minimum. We go up to 6. Oh, no shit. Okay.
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They said their intro was 9 minutes and it ended up being 12 minutes. You didn't believe it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Well, you guys did a good set of topics. I'm gonna smoke a cigarette, you fuck.
[02:22:14] Unknown:
Yeah. Get comfortable. Go grab another go grab another piss water.
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It's a Saturday live stream. We're getting warmed up. Now that we know each other, we can move on to deeper.
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We did have a control system.
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Once. For sure. Alright. What you thinking, Marcus?
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We brought up a little bit of the Eurovision, the cultural differences.
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Man, he's been dying with this Eurovision thing for 2 fucking weeks.
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Dear god. There there is I'm gonna have to check this out. It reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode that I could have told you So what you got? It's alright.
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This guy's been watching David Hasselhoff videos for, like, a month straight. They had a 7 channel on Tuesday.
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They had 1 on Thursday, and the grand finale of the year was today, but I didn't see the end of the voting.
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So I don't know who's won, and it might have been contested. There was a lot of sort of drama
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surrounding certain countries that looked at other countries in the wrong way. So one of the entries was not allowed to perform in the grand finale for some reason.
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Oh, I heard about that.
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Yeah. From you. From me. Yes. I can get into my notes here. And this is where it gets to be, like,
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let's just go there. Looking guy named Nemo, the code Switzerland 1. Looks like a baby lasagna got second. Okay. Baby lasagna got second. Also, for for gay looking.
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That's what the whole festival is about.
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About who could look the most gay? Yes. Well, I understand why this Nemo guy won.
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Yes. He was wearing, like, a pink skirt dancing around on some,
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Yeah. That's his,
[02:24:31] Unknown:
So with the the strangeness and maybe do you guys ever get into synchro mysticism or any sort of, like, that sort of thing?
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So it sounds like going here, Marcus.
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We're going to the roof.
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Expand. What does that mean?
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Well and it might not even be that idea of, like, a syncronistic sort of thing. So with my unfamiliarity with what's actually going on and just sort of, like, rubbing your eyes and blurring it and maybe seeing a pattern that isn't there might be something that isn't actually there. Sure. But it could be. But there's always this plausible deniability of saying I'm not the person who started the fight, but you punched me back. So there was a fight that happened.
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So you started it, and I might finish it.
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Right. So there's some sort of I've met I've met both you 2 in person. I bet you that is the way that goes down.
[02:25:40] Unknown:
So so with things like that, I I feel like there's a lot of, with the way that humanity and society is right now, I think we know what's right and wrong. I truly believe that. And when we see something that's inherently wrong and crazy and weird, I think we know that's fucking dumb and that that's not okay. That's not right. And we just wanna say it and shout it out. But then there's that Karen or the media or social media now because everything is fucking connected digitally. Yay. And we're like told that that's bad. But meanwhile, I I think we could probably connect with each other maybe psychically, not to be wooey and weird. I think we all kinda know that this is fucked up.
It's wrong. It's not okay. No. So we I think we all do collectively agree that everything is fucked up. When you see what you just showed me on the screen, that isn't okay. That's fucking weird. And we can all collectively say, That's weird. And we don't have to hate it. We don't have to wanna murder it. We can just be like, kinda weird. But now society is telling us that if we say, kinda weird, we're terrible humans and we deserve to die. So that's kind of the that's where we're at right now with society. And I we have to find a way to move fast. We all collectively agree that everything is fucked, but we don't know what to do with it. It's not it's not fucked, though. I think we're all on the same page. I honestly feel like we are mostly on the same page. Yeah. I think there are things that are being thrown out to us that are like, what do you think of this? And some fucktards are like, that's totally fine. Everyone thinks this is normal and the media is, like, this is great.
But every single other human in the world which is, like, 7,000,000,000 are, like, no, that's fucking dumb. What the fuck? But those people aren't connected because they're too busy attached to their screens instead of to the other people. So they just all think that everyone's thinking that same thing. Like, oh, everyone's thinking this way. Meanwhile, they're all thinking the same thing. Like, this is dumb.
[02:27:53] Unknown:
Does that make sense, Marcus? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Problem that Even even the European guy the problem being we're never gonna reach an overall consensus. While we would we'll all agree that something's dumb, that I think we could do. Any anything you throw out there, people aren't gonna be necessarily cool with. And so you gotta understand that the biggest problem is is this push toward unity is the biggest problem. Tribally Mhmm. You understand this from the whole Jeffersonia, push in Northern California. Because the people in Southern California make laws for Northern California.
So the things that they're experiencing, they put the laws on. Well, the people in Northern California, because it's such a large state, are experiencing a vastly different life. Now you even take something so simple as the gun issue. If I lived in LA and you're sitting there and you're listening to one of these, proponents for ant, you know, you know, for anti gun legislature. Well, they will say things like, an assault rifle, which is an m 60 that's literally a machine gun. But in it without getting into that whole argument, that, a semiautomatic rifle even is something that you only need to kill other humans.
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Well Yes.
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That's understandable having lived in LA your whole life. Because living in LA, you don't have mountain lions that wander through your fucking yard and occasionally maraud things and kill things. You don't have bears that savage entire herds of animals, you know. And so and then even then when they think about somebody that does use a gun in an in another context, the only context that they can think of is a hunter who's going out after a deer, which, understandable, you probably don't need to take a semiautomatic and go take in just 50 shots. But I tell you what, as a mountain lion is charging across my yard, I don't wanna fucking take the time to have to fucking bolt action and single shot and reload and all that kind of shit. I just wanna start pulling the trigger and have that thing stop.
Like, so they never will experience that. And so they're making their legislation based off their experience. And so as you expand that out to an entire country, that gets so much exponentially worse, so much worse. And so for me, the the biggest problem is is that we're trying to do things in a unified fashion, and we can't. We can unify and say, fuck this shit. But laws that work in LA will never work in Humboldt County.
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Right. It because it's 2 different fucking areas. And, so Beltane, Batman, bock, privacy, love in the chat. Right? Yeah. That's amazing. He said or he or she or zur, I don't know who you are. He says the laws aren't based on the experience of peoples. It's based on decades, advanced plans of deep state, I e, wildfire laws, and not results of SoCal versus New NorCal. Totally get that. That is what it is. Suppose that the people's perceptions,
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if they completely did not match what was being fed to them, that those people would buy it. It's the whole understanding that the people are always gonna ask for what they're given. That's and the whole reason that they're asking is because their experiences, any human being that holds a gun is trying to shoot other humans unless he goes out and hunts. My experience is every single person out in these mountains has a gun fairly close to them at all times. Because at any given time, we Most people. Yeah. Yeah. Because we are subject to predators constantly.
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And that's 2 different life experiences you can And so what What you were saying earlier about, oh, nobody needs an AR unless they're hunting humans.
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That's what they're saying. That's what the that's No. I'm agreeing with that.
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Even if you're in LA. No. No. No. I mean, even if you're in LA, your main predator is not gonna be mountain lions. It's gonna be other humans. Yeah. And and to go further from that, the reason that the second amendment exists is to hunt other humans that would infringe on your rights. That's why that's there. So, yes, Sure. Your assault rifle or whatever is to hunt other humans a 100% if they're trying to do something to you that goes against your rights. Where's the problem with that?
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I don't disagree with that one bit. But like I said, it it would have been a whole lot different to get the the city people to see it the way they did if they walked out of their apartment and there was mountain lions fucking hanging out in the fucking hallway, eating up eating little kids. They'd be like, yeah. No. But I I need a gun because I need to protect myself. Like, and because they've never been put in that situation, only predator around them is another human. They get this idea that guns are only for that. And they don't they don't put themselves in the the country situation.
And like I said, you just when it moves state to state, living in California is so much different than have living anywhere else in this fucking country. I've never lived on the East Coast, so I can't speak for the East Coast.
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But know what the East Coast is? New Hampshire is, like, smaller than the size of our county that we live in. Yeah. Yeah. That's wildly different than living in California where it's 40,000 fucking times bigger than one state. So for them to have laws considering that little area, sure. Okay. But to have one law encompassing all of California is retarded. There's so there's so much variance in California, like people that like you were saying, people don't understand. It's not a beach in LA. That's not California. That's one little fucking part of California. You know what the rest of it is? Agriculture, mountains, hippies, and rednecks. That's what California is. And tweeters. And a little bohemian grove or And some tweeters. Yeah. A lot of tweeters and Bohemian Grove. Yeah. Yeah. Where are the children and women running again, Marcus? Where are those?
To the beach.
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That's what they do there at Bohemian Grove. They hunt them. Right? Don't they hunt them?
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Thinking like a turkey shoot.
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Say what? Yeah. It's like the general vibe. This is the They did the children hunting. What?
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Well, the way Grove? Come on. The way it's Why would it be so secret? As the story goes, it was, artists that were leaving to go camp out and get back to a return to nature. That's how the story started. K. So then each year, as it continues, you can imagine how well, we we sat down. We had our caricature drawn out by an artist. It was real funny. He made my nose real big and my boobs real large, and I don't even have boobs. And I was just, just laughing at this absurd situation. And then each year, they're like, well, we did that last year.
People are gonna get bored. How can we make this more exciting? Can we do to make it more exciting, to make it more dangerous
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for people's sacrifices? We could make it the most dangerous game.
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It's maybe hell it went.
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So do you guys not think that happened at Bohemian Grove? Like, is it just a normal PC place for you guys or what?
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I don't know. Because you hear the story both ways and say, well, it's just a metaphor. They don't really have any human sacrifice. Those guys,
[02:36:19] Unknown:
they're not No. They're just doing weird fraternal stuff. It's just a weird thing. They do those boys, you know, they're going to be boys. They just do weird stuff. Then they come home drunk and snore. That's all they do. Well, shit. Are you killing people at night? Goddamn. I fucking know. That's what you do. You I don't remember when snore. Shit. Thanks.
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Shit.
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My husband's killing people at Bohemian Grove. Have I ever come home with blood in my hands?
[02:36:47] Unknown:
You have not I've signed up, you know, the the only things I've really seen on Bohemian Grove is obviously they do for some reason, even though Owls and Moloch aren't connected, they named the owl Moloch. They're obviously doing some ritual to the said owl. Given the the what the front gate says, the weaving spiders come not here, and that's what our the name here is based off of. Mhmm.
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Illuminati confirmed.
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1 one would assume well, those are the ones that are not supposed to come into the grove. Don't come Yeah. We're not talking all we're not talking about business. We're all businessmen, but we're not Right. And you know what? I wouldn't even know I'm a I'm a woman. I have no idea what goes on there. I shouldn't even be speaking about this. No. I am ashamed. You stay in your lane. I know. I've tried. My bad. My bad. My bad. Please don't be rude. Look at it, that's a that's definitely an Athenian,
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reference. And so in an owl is tied to Athena, so one would assume maybe that there may be a cult of Athena, Moloch. I don't know where they,
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where that crossover with a lot of other gods, though, like Ishtar and, you know
[02:38:02] Unknown:
You know, the the the older school guys, they were really piss poor about this. And look at Gandalf in this type of thing. I like the example that I like the example that you brought up of Ishtar. So if you look, Ishtar is not in any way, there's nothing that ties her to a rabbit. There's nothing that ties her to any of the symbolism of of, Easter. The things that get tied to her in actual reality when you look back at it is there's the plate I'm trying to pull up so I don't mistake this. It's an Auroch and, a Or Borox?
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A u r o c h. An ox. An ox. Okay. An ox. Got it. Very specific type of, cattle. A specific type of ox, but it it's it's,
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and so it was 2 beasts, none of them that are tied to Easter. You see pictures of they'll post pictures of what they claim is Ishtar and see these older speakers used to do this, and they were real pissed for. Like, guys, like, today, it's Jay Dyer's and guys like that. These guys put 0 study into this kind of shit, just absolute boneheads. And it's just a regurgitation of pain. Yeah. And so I I've seen Jay Dyer's stuff. I haven't looked into it at all, but I think he's on my Facebook or something. But
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It's more What is he not what what is he missing?
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He he's actually never goes in and studies these various pagan cultures. And so it's easy enough if you don't study any of this to make all these comparisons. And then to to and then when you're speaking to a crowd that knows even less, it's easy to make these claims up until somebody that studies it is sitting there. And it's like, well, that's funny because none of this symbolism that you're putting on Easter is associated with Ishtar, including the ancient Babylonian plates where it's not a rabbit. It's not any of these things you're claiming. It's an aurochs. Specifically, what's what's an ox have to do with Easter?
Yeah. You know? You're making some real wild fucking leaps here, and then you'll see them post pictures of, a goddess called Demetrius. And, she Greek? Yeah. And she has, about, you know, like, her the statue of her has, like, 50 tits. And Oh my god. Right. And then they will claim that that's Ishtar and these are eggs. And what it is is she's supposed to be the mother goddess, and she's feeding all of, you know, her people and all that. So she's got a whole bunch of boobs. And so I'm immediately down. Right. Right. Immediately. Yeah. You know, lots lots of boobs. And, you know, that's, like, way more than 3. 3, you know, 3 was a 3 was a bonus. Wait. This is way more.
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3 is weird though.
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Yeah. Yeah. But they will, take and they will claim that that's Ishtar, and they will make these really wild claims. And because the people that they're making the claims to have are more ignorant than they are, it's the case of the one eyed man leading the blind. And so, yeah, it's it's just absolute insanity, and they can make really, really fucking wild claims. You see him do it about paganism and about Odinism. There's really actually a whole track that you can follow where where this really got bad was with the Theosophical Society.
And, there was a guy named, Godfrey Higgins, and he did, wrote this book and it's just horrifying. And the Theosophical Society picked it up, then Alice Bailey takes that over. She ends up, becoming the head of the Lucius Trust, which was the Lucifer Trust before that.
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Is that is that theosophical shit, Alice Bailey?
[02:42:18] Unknown:
Alice Bailey was the head of the Theosophical Society. Okay. Yeah. I just heard about that the other day. Yeah. That's weird. She becomes she becomes the head of the Lucius Trust, becomes one of the heads of the UN. So feminism, the out of Africa theory, all kinds of these things, all stem out of the UN and out of feminism and out of, Theosophical Society where this whole push to make everything into this crazy weird mush. And the thing is is, like, even Blavatsky, Blavatsky was the same as those we've all met that fucking them people that go, and I went and I became a Reiki master in this 2 day course. Oh my god. I became a chef. Yeah. I know. That's all that's what's. And because nobody else in the time especially that's all that was. And because nobody else in the time especially in that time period knew anything. Is that the same thing as, like, I'm so sorry. Oh.
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That kind of thing?
[02:43:13] Unknown:
Yeah. Oh, god. Fuck off. And then because she's a little rich kid that gets to travel around the world and nobody else has ever been to fucking you know, she was the expert on pagans and Tibetan culture and all these other cultures, and the lady was full of shit the whole time. She was horrible. Don't you think humans in general were repulsed by that?
[02:43:32] Unknown:
I when I hear someone say I manifested something, not in a, not like what you do, but when they say they manifested something with their mind or their, when they bang their cat. No, I'm just kidding. But when they're talking about when people talk about just the, oh, that gross metaphysical, like, feeling, it it feels gross to me. And I think it feels gross to most people when they say words like manifest.
[02:44:09] Unknown:
You know? I mean It did then. That's why this was a very, niche cult. You know, back then, the Theosophical Society was fairly niche.
[02:44:18] Unknown:
And, it was the people that just kind of fell into it. The people who were too weak to understand what was happening.
[02:44:26] Unknown:
And and we see that we see no different happening today. You see guys like Archaics having a fucking giant following, you know, even though even though he's nothing but a pathetic, violent rapist. And all, like, you still see that people are just dying. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got a vapor canopy.
[02:44:45] Unknown:
I don't know. We've had conversation. We have friends who are telling us left and right to not vote. So we we didn't vote for Trump or Biden. Also, don't give a fuck about political elections. But they were like, you have to vote for Biden because you have to vote for the lesser of 2 evils. They were begging us to do so and I was like, hey, I'm not voting for someone who can't string 2 sentences together. Also, I'm not voting for Trump. I'm not voting for either of them but I'm not gonna just do what you're telling me to do because the media is kind of convincing
[02:45:20] Unknown:
me to do that. They're also they're also strange that one is the lesser of 2 evils over the other. And it's like, prove your point then. Which one's the lesser? Yeah.
[02:45:31] Unknown:
Either way, they're the the the fact that they're saying, I'm not voting for someone. I'm just voting against someone. And they're so willing to say that is so fucking strange.
[02:45:43] Unknown:
Fuck them. And and it brings me back to what we were talking about earlier with the with when I brought up the when we're talking about that they bring it on themselves. These people are actively like, yeah. I know this guy's evil, but he's not as evil as the other guy in my opinion. So you have to join in this system and and help me get in this guy that I know is fucked up. I know he's no good, but you've gotta help me get this guy in. So I mean and and you're like, these are the same people that got no problem voting themselves into whatever and then trying to get all the rest of us to do it. And it's like No. And I hate I'm just not playing the game. I hate the reductive,
[02:46:27] Unknown:
logic of being like, they're all fucked up even though I kinda think they are. I don't think you can get to a certain level without being compromised to an pop culture people like Joe Rogan or anybody else. Like, I don't think pop culture people like Joe Rogan or anybody else. Like, I don't think you you get to a certain level without being compromised. Are you yelling at me? Ben.
[02:46:55] Unknown:
Go on, sir. Yeah,
[02:46:57] Unknown:
bro. Stop yelling at me. I don't like it.
[02:47:01] Unknown:
It hurts my feelings.
[02:47:04] Unknown:
Okay. Walk away. Yeah. Walk away. Anyway. So my point was, I don't think you can get to a certain level of fame without being compromised to a certain level, and that doesn't mean that you're one of them or whatever you wanna say. It could mean, oh, meet us. It it could mean that, maybe you got threatened a little bit. Maybe, if you don't say what we wanna say, your family's gonna die. I don't know. Or maybe you get a $100,000,000 if you say what we want you to say. I think either way, it doesn't really matter. If you get to a certain level, I think you're compromised. And that applies a 100% to things like being a fucking president.
If you the people that think that Joe Rogan's compromised, but then are like, but I'm gonna vote for, Trump because he's the savior. That's retarded. Well, we can all agree that California How dare you.
[02:48:01] Unknown:
California larger than New Hampshire, but we're all under the same climate that's changing and not in a good way. So we're going to unite together to save our climate.
[02:48:18] Unknown:
How dare you.
[02:48:22] Unknown:
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
[02:48:24] Unknown:
Yes. This little artist, named Greta, she will save the world. How dare you?
[02:48:32] Unknown:
She's she's gonna she's she's got an assault guilt.
[02:48:37] Unknown:
Now look at her. She's she's downsy as fuck. I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying that's what it is. That's not downs. That's fucking fetal alcohol syndrome. Bigger than shit.
[02:48:47] Unknown:
I think so. Oh, dare you. Her top lip is too too prominent for fetal alcohol syndrome in my opinion. I think her eyes are too downsy. That's what I'm looking at. The exploit I don't think the answer of those things. The exploitation
[02:49:00] Unknown:
of this child is the most upsetting thing ever.
[02:49:05] Unknown:
I a 100% agree with you. Yeah. I don't think she has either. I don't think she has Down syndrome or fetal alcohol syndrome. She's just I think she's a doctor. Doing what adults have told her to do her entire life.
[02:49:18] Unknown:
Oh, okay. Sorry. I actually did not mean to hit that button, but that captures exactly what I've mistaken.
[02:49:24] Unknown:
Yeah. It's sad, though. I mean, she has no control over her destiny.
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No. She's that's, you know, wealthy parents that didn't go.
[02:49:37] Unknown:
Woah. That's the sound drop. Thank you. Thank you for that.
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Wealthy parents just didn't go. What the fuck was that? It's only gone. Power bottom.
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Stop.
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What needs to happen? You need to come fucking help me for a second.
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The animals
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are Why are you getting real activated,
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and the coronal mass
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ejections are still happening. Have we looked out the window? Can anyone report? No. I'm not looking out the window. Ben's too fucked up. I'm gonna go take a picture right now, and I'll come right back. And I'll I will show you what's happening here in Northern California.
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Alright. I guess, Marcus, it's me and you. Let's go, bro. Hold on. I'm yeah. I'm gonna do what we got. Yeah. We got Ben and Jen left, and, normally, that's my other cohost, but it's just me and you, bro. Let's do this. That's alright. Let's leave it to the, the chat. The chat has been fucking active as fuck. I mean, for me, I I don't do live shows, so that's crazy, but about how it is
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is right here. We get up to about 70 sometimes and, yeah, that thing will just be screaming.
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No. People are just talking crazy. I mean, not crazy. It's just like I mean, a crazy amount. You're all very sane or something.
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And, yeah, I know. I do agree with the coronal mass ejection because my animals were all just acting like this yesterday all day too. And it's been 2 days of just
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ridiculous behavior out of these animals. The bursts of energy, whatever. I would like to blame it on CMEs. My animals are just fucking retarded all the time. Also springtime, and I think everyone's just,
[02:51:15] Unknown:
needing some other sort of mass ejections of other fluids in the bodies.
[02:51:23] Unknown:
Oh, you're trying to eject fluids?
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It does happen. It is it is springtime. Especially in the spring.
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Well, the one, it's a mama cat, so that's why she's. So anything that happens, she just it's been all day, last 2 days, just spaz tastically attacking the dogs. Like, the dogs aren't even doing anything, and also the cat's just hanging off their face, like, stop.
[02:51:51] Unknown:
My cat's been humping my dog. I actually took a a a video the other day and got this noise. That was my cat coming on my dog. Thought that was your reaction to what you saw. Well, no. That that was both, actually. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. Didn't that was I can't help myself. Sorry. Don't don't judge me, dude. Come on.
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That's freaking hilarious.
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How how's your, how's your animals been? No.
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You know,
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nuts. Oh, Jen just went outside. She said no Aurora's are happening right now. Nothing. No real time reporting. Okay.
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I just did recon. I was just going outside real quick to see if there was any northern lights. Did you try your phone?
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Because that's the only way you can see it is your through your phone.
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Dude, reconciliation. There's lots of Discord afoot currently. Are there Norse traditions for transmuting spring running into cohesion for the community benefit?
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Fucking hell. Are you okay?
[02:52:58] Unknown:
What is that? Thank you. How do you think Taco Bout dude, reconciliating in the heathen context. There's a lot of disco effect. I have to reread this. I'm sorry. Are there North Street? Stop. Why are you trying to read that word? I'm trying to understand what's going on. Beltane Batman box privacy love. What the fuck are you talking about? Why is your name so weird? So so what you're talking about is this, a bunch of,
[02:53:26] Unknown:
young, dumb, and full of come men or I'm not I don't know if that's a he. I agree. I don't know. But a bunch of young, dumb, full of come men in the spring. And, the problem is is needing a direction for that. And when we look historically, that is the time when young men who don't have a a a direction yet go go to war, go on adventures, go trading, things like that. Now and we even actually see this in the, even the Amish community, they have their, what is that called? Where the Rum springer. Rum springer, where, you know, they're like, you know, these youngins are gonna be, their juices are gonna get pumping, and they're gonna get a little wild. They're gonna raise barns and whatever.
[02:54:16] Unknown:
That's the best term. So I Alright.
[02:54:20] Unknown:
The thing I think that, really needs to happen is is these kids need to start understanding that there is I I really like this channel that this guy goes out and shows where there's these homes that are available for a reasonable price, and you can have a job nearby. And, no, it's not gonna be in downtown San Francisco. No. You're not gonna have a pool. Sorry. Not gonna have a pool. But you I'm not a I'm not a city. You can work towards it. You can dig 1. You can work towards it, especially when you have a decent job and you're not paying out your ass for rent and you own your home, that you can actually start living a decent life. So in order to do this, these young men are gonna have to start living rough. And no different than when I was when even when I first moved to Redding, I moved on to a property.
They didn't have any fencing. We didn't have anything. We had to put up all the buildings, all the fence. We had to haul our water. And I tell you what, after you've hauled water for a day and put up fence and tried to build yourself a place to stay, you don't have that much piss and vinegar. You're not trying to run off and pick fights with people. Like, you just wanna go to sleep. I
[02:55:32] Unknown:
I have no piss or vinegar. So Yeah. No piss or vinegar.
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But that's the best way to be. I think that's how we all should be living. Living for ourselves so that we're not trying to fight with each other. We're just trying to take care of ourselves, take care of our people, take care of everything, and not trying to fight with everybody.
[02:55:51] Unknown:
I only want to fight with Marcus right now. Wait. Why? You know, because he's got a better beard. I understand. He does. He very does. Yep. I'm working on it though. I'll get back to you.
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And, just so you know, Joe is working on it just for a renaissance fair.
[02:56:08] Unknown:
Nice. Nice. I'm trying to be I'm trying to be a a dwarf. And see, this is why we had to go for 2 hours and 56 minutes for you to tell us that he's interested in renaissance fairs.
[02:56:21] Unknown:
I am a do I already bought a skirt, so I'm going as a woodland elf warrior. I'm doing, like, this black, like, makeup all over my face, and I have, like, a weird antler thing that I'm doing.
[02:56:32] Unknown:
And, Joe is going as a dwarf. I'm gonna be a dwarf. Going all out. We've never been to a renaissance fair in our I'm gonna break this shit. But we're gonna fucking rock it. Like the the dwarf from the Hobbit, or the dwarf king. I know. Gimme that's exactly what he has to do. Yes. Whatever his name is. Yep. No. So I'm gonna I'm gonna do have her do braids in this shit. Yeah. Hopefully, by then, my beard can be long enough for I could do a couple braids too, but I'm going as a dwarf. You will see it. I will send you pictures. Funny.
[02:57:02] Unknown:
He looks just like him. His beard even has so much red and gray in it just like that dude's.
[02:57:08] Unknown:
It it's very I was born a dwarf. What I do, people walk up to me and go, are you Floki?
[02:57:16] Unknown:
No. You're you're Gandalf for sure. Yes. Obviously.
[02:57:25] Unknown:
Really, dick?
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Ruel Black says the beard based intelligence show.
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Yes. We are the best Your brains are in your beard. Yeah.
[02:57:35] Unknown:
All of my brains are in this where the wisdom comes from. In the head. It's in this.
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All that stuff you can cut off. It's in the hair.
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All I have to do to be stupid is cut off my hair. Don't go to Lila on us over here, Jen.
[02:57:50] Unknown:
Full on Samson mode. Don't go Delilah on us. You're like, all of it's just in that. It can be cut off. Check his strength. I can cut his hair. I would just cut it off.
[02:58:00] Unknown:
You know what? Tomorrow, if he has short hair, I didn't do it.
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Just saying. And by tomorrow, if I die, it's not a suicide. Just so everybody knows.
[02:58:13] Unknown:
I didn't cut his hair off in his sleep. Okay. Fuck. Alright. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Ben already called it out. Yeah. Whatever.
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Damn it.
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Madonna. Damn it. Tell me all my reasons. No. I I love Joe's hair. I I want Joe's hair to be around forever, and that's something that someone would say that they want. It's not fair.
[02:58:37] Unknown:
Why are you gay? Why are you gay?
[02:58:41] Unknown:
No. So, Joe so, Joe, grew his hair because in 2020, you couldn't get a haircut to save your life. You can't. So I just stopped doing that. He just was like, well, I tried to get a haircut and everyone was booked out for like months. So I think I'm just not gonna do that anymore. And he just didn't. And then he just grew long hair. He had like a buzz cut for ever. And then all of a sudden he has this going on. And it was just because he was, like, I don't wanna do haircuts. Yeah. I was just tired of it. It's fucking amazing.
[02:59:13] Unknown:
I'm not playing into your system. Their lengths. Yeah. I'm not a part of your system anymore. I don't get haircuts. Okay? Well, you couldn't. You couldn't. And you're like, well, I guess you're just gonna do this forever. Okay. So I was forced to not be a part of the system. Whatever.
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And you didn't have to Flowbee sitting around.
[02:59:32] Unknown:
Oh.
[02:59:35] Unknown:
Blobie?
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What's up, Blobie? You don't remember that? It was like you attached it to your vacuum and it just sucked up to your head and it would be, you know, you were stirring dirty. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
[02:59:46] Unknown:
I should get one of those actually.
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I could do that. That would be fun.
[02:59:52] Unknown:
It would be fun just to do it. Yeah. I don't care about what it looks like. I can't do it to my hair, but I can do it to yours. I can do it to your hair. Mm-mm. No. Thank you. Stay tuned to YouTube.
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Yeah. And I think also then this is gonna make young men be more aligned to where they need to be, which is gonna put the social order back in more of a perspective that it needs to be in.
[03:00:17] Unknown:
I think it's gonna take a long time, but you're right.
[03:00:21] Unknown:
Yeah. It is. We've gotta get the young men to you know, and I I just did a talk with this on Beth. And it's, you know, the the thing is is they need to start chasing, they aren't gonna get quality good women who have a wonderful relationship if they're just chasing the the putty. If you're chasing the putty, that's what you're gonna get is that. And that's all The what? Chasing the what? The putty tat.
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It's a Looney Tunes reference.
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Sylvester.
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Oh, you're talking about the Like Tweety and Sylvester. Own. I thought I saw a piggy tat. So I saw a thing the other day that said that, and this is on the Internet, so who fucking knows, that long hair on dudes used to be the most masculine thing you do, like Norse dudes, Viking dudes, all that stuff. It was. And it said that it was actually emasculating to cut it short. And that was like a slave thing. Like, when they cut it short, like, in the military, think about the military. What's the first fucking thing they do? They buzz your head to be like, bitch. We own you. Yeah. You're not you're not growing your hair long. So the hippie the hippie revolution in the sixties, what did they do? They grew their fucking hair out long because they're like, no. Fuck you. So whether that's true or not doesn't really matter, but I think I don't think it's unmasculine to have long hair as a dude, especially if you got this going on. It's good. It wasn't a masculinity
[03:01:55] Unknown:
thing. It was a a status thing. Warrior type shit? Not necessarily. No. If you were, I'm trying. If you were a land owner, and you were of higher status, you were allowed to keep your hair a certain length. And the higher your status was, the longer your hair was. So, actually, if you watch the movie, The Northman, that movie was super well done. And, it's based off of, the Gesta. And so that's an old ancient tale. And in that, when he goes to become a slave, like you said, he cuts his long hair because he had long hair because he was the son of a king. And he has and he goes to become a slave because he's gonna go kill this guy that killed his his dad. And so he has to be in order to do that, he becomes a slave to go become that guy's slave to murder him. But on the way to doing that, he cuts off his hair.
And then there's also another part in there where there's a feminine slave. And so the females were allotted long hair if they were a house slave or you were, missed, you know, the the wife or whatever. But if you were a worker, once again, even the females were forced to cut their hair off short, not as short as men.
[03:03:21] Unknown:
But you were not feminist. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They all That makes sense. Old mikes. Makes sense.
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Yeah. And that was based on your status.
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So the lower status females cut their hair very short and rallied for women's rights.
[03:03:41] Unknown:
Yeah. And then, you know, burn their bras, and I I I don't know. You know? Squirted milk milk at people in public. I I don't fucking know what they did. And then claimed they were dudes and Yeah. Here we are now in 2024.
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Yay. Cool. Glad to be here.
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With your long hair.
[03:04:03] Unknown:
I like it. I can't help it. I mean, I could. You can. I'm just not going to. Percent. Hey. I wish I had a beard like yours. Maybe in, like, a year and a half, I will.
[03:04:16] Unknown:
Right. Right. Well, I wish well, I don't really wish. I I'm very comfortable with my baldness, but there was a lot of years I wished I could grow hair.
[03:04:24] Unknown:
No. I actually hope I start going really bald so I don't have to worry about any of it and just shave it all off. It's much easier.
[03:04:31] Unknown:
Great. It is. Exactly. I'm very happy with that. Wash it.
[03:04:36] Unknown:
No. Just soap. A little bit of soap on the dome and call it good. Go to bed.
[03:04:41] Unknown:
Yeah. No. It's super nice. I I'm very comfortable with it. It keeps it very easy. I you know, like I said, when I You know what? It probably takes you twice as long to wash your beard as it does my hair. It it does. It gets knotty. It definitely gets knotty. And you Why don't you try doing dreads? Do start doing dreads in your beard, dude. That'd be cool. I you know, I the the I used to do have Christy braid it. And, I get I'm I'm such a rough character that, I get shit in my Hey.
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Sorry. I can see her, and I'm saying hi. I'm so sorry.
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She was putting away demon cat. Grace, do you Which woman? The one attack attacked him. There are many
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many such instances.
[03:05:32] Unknown:
Yeah. I used to braid it, but I get so much crap on myself. It's the same reason I don't use DMSO. I tried it, and it works as advertised a 100%.
[03:05:43] Unknown:
It it it it but, Oh my god. I had the same experience as you. So I'm so I heard I heard you talk about the d s DSMO or whatever. I I got that too, and I had the exact same experience because I was out in the garden every day. I'd put it on my face in the morning. I'd wash my take a shower, wash my face, put it all over myself, and then go and weed the garden and take my dog for a walk and be out in the fucking world. And all of that shit was like right on my face and my allergies were the worst they've ever been that year. So I was like, oh, and it did wonders for my face. Like, it looked great but I felt like shit the entire time. I was dying because everything was stuck to my face and you said the same thing.
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This year is particularly
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bad for people who have allergies. Oh my god. That's 2 years ago, I think, when you were talking about it, Ben. And that's when I bought it. It was in 2022. I think that's when you did it as well.
[03:06:47] Unknown:
Yeah. This this year is fucking weird, dude. I haven't had allergies in, like, 3 or 4 years.
[03:06:53] Unknown:
And all of a sudden this year, I'm sneezing 17 fucking times by 10 AM. So do you think the problem is of the excess the excess moisture from the last 2 years where, like It could be, like, the excess pollen or something or could be the spraying if you wanna go real fucking psycho. But I'm not I'm not disagreeing with the spraying at all, but I also have been having excess allergies. But I also noticed that there's plants and plant growth that I've never seen. Like Same. Oh, 100%.
[03:07:24] Unknown:
So there's foxtails where I've never there have been a couple foxtails in our yard, but they're all over our yard now. There are, the wild lettuce. It's it it's a weed, but it's the wild lettuce that grows and it's huge. I mean, 6 feet tall. We're talking 6 feet tall compared to like a foot or 2 feet tall. No. And they get that milky weird shit when you cut them and it like makes your mouth shit. It's actually it's actually pretty good for you. Cracked. That milky stuff is what you extract. And then if you take that, that's supposed to be an extremely powerful pain reliever. It's supposed to be really good for you. Yeah. So That's what I told her. Those plants so those plants are growing like crazy in our yard. But again, it's plant growth we've never seen before.
[03:08:10] Unknown:
Well, with the wildfires that burned everything down, now that's just fields, open space, ready to receive all kinds of seeds. Yep. And now we have Yeah. And that's where we live right now.
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Yep. And that and then we had 2 years of moisture. So I expect it, you know, and I think that this is I don't I don't ascribe this to them. I think this is just the the plant life returning,
[03:08:36] Unknown:
having I mean, look. Yeah. There's way more bees this year too. Have you noticed that on your your area? So many more bees. I know. Yeah. We've noticed I think it's a good thing.
[03:08:47] Unknown:
Bunch of our plants. So I had tomato plants and pepper plants and even my citronella that are typically annual plants, they were perennial this year. They carried over into the next year. So I had tomatoes that have carried over into this year. Now, don't get me wrong, they're probably not gonna produce any tomatoes, but they are alive. And they're in my greenhouse alive after a year of not producing because they were in a tiny pot because I didn't actually plant them, it's through a vegetative phase again? Are they going through a vegetative
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phase? Nope. No. They're taller and bigger and things like that. Are they doing that?
[03:09:31] Unknown:
No. No. They're kinda dormant, but they're still alive. It's super weird. They're alive and growing. They're just kind of still growing up. They're not really vegging out. They're not growing any fruit, but they are still alive. Well, they're not And they're like zombies. They're different.
[03:09:48] Unknown:
So try going in and They're not doing either of those things. Did you cut off the dead ends off the vegetative parts? The dead ends?
[03:09:56] Unknown:
They so they only grew 2 leaves off the top that are still growing. That's all they grew. So I didn't cut anything because nothing died. There were it it grew as stock and it grew 2 2, like, branches out with just a leaf on each side. They're still green. That's all that grew and they are still green and that's it. Weird. I know. And I have 2 other plants in my greenhouse that are doing the same thing. So I count
[03:10:33] Unknown:
This was a crazy mild winter also. So I think that that plays into it for I mean, temperature wise, this was the warmest winter that since I've lived here.
[03:10:45] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, it was pretty okay. When did you start when did you move here?
[03:10:54] Unknown:
About 8 years ago.
[03:10:56] Unknown:
Okay. Alright. I moved here about 9 years ago, and I think that year was pretty warm. It rained the entire time. It didn't snow at all. It was not cold. So I don't know. I having a greenhouse is nice because you can just kind of see what plants are gonna do, but they they didn't do anything weird. Like, they didn't die. None of our plants died. Every single plant in the greenhouse lived. Even the and our cilantro, not cilantro, sorry, citronella plant that is also supposed to be an annual started flowering this year and it was supposed to die.
[03:11:39] Unknown:
Wow. Yeah. The strawberry plants,
[03:11:42] Unknown:
that's And the strawberry the strawberry plants propagated. So there's like another strawberry plant. And what else do we have? Celery, lemons.
[03:11:52] Unknown:
Celery was a weird one that Yeah. Continued to thrive all winter. Like, what?
[03:11:58] Unknown:
Yeah, we just stepped them in the greenhouse. So the zipper, the zipper on the greenhouse broke. So I was like, fuck. Like, we can't actually close these guys in all the way. You have, like, like, a 2 foot gap of air. I hope you can live. And everyone lived. Kinda weird.
[03:12:16] Unknown:
Somebody else is saying they had a plant that went perennial too. So this year was the first year since I California contrarian. This is the 1st year since I've lived here. My pipes, my water system is just, you know, 25 100 gallon, you know, you know, you can get them at Home Depot, the big water tanks, big black water tanks. And that's just up the hill from me. Then I just catch water and it run it into there, and then that runs down to my house. So I have a gravity feed. Well, my pipes go in between the the black tank in my house are just laying on the ground.
So every other year for about a week, and it's not much because I'm from South Dakota. So to me, this is nothing. But for all you know.
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Yeah. Yeah.
[03:13:08] Unknown:
I'm from Indiana. This shit ain't nothing to me either, dude.
[03:13:11] Unknown:
Right. Right. So every other year I've lived here, the the pipes freeze up for about a week. Sometimes 2.
[03:13:19] Unknown:
Yeah. If you're gonna leave your house, you have to run your water while you leave. You turn it on just a little bit.
[03:13:25] Unknown:
All the time. 100%. And all winter. So I and and in California here for every other year I've lived here, the pipes do freeze up about 1 week a year, 2 weeks in 1 year. Other than that, it flows all the time. So, you know, real mild winter. Well, this last year, our pipes never froze. Not one time.
[03:13:49] Unknown:
That's climate change, dude, obviously. What, Marcus just what Marcus just put on the screen from California contrarian, He said average California winter been here 68 years. How old are you? You've been in California 68 years. Are you 68 or 87? And why are you watching this at 10:11 PM?
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Because of Eurovision.
[03:14:17] Unknown:
Because of Eurovision?
[03:14:18] Unknown:
68 years of Eurovision. Just curious. And I'm not judging that part now. Reminded me of Eurovision again. Oh, so he's so He said 68.
[03:14:27] Unknown:
Okay. Oh, you've been here. See some red you've never watched European culture?
[03:14:33] Unknown:
No. Yeah. Plus, not Eurovision.
[03:14:35] Unknown:
I mean Riverdance. Still remember Riverdance. Weird shit. Like, literally, when I was making fun, no. David Hasselhoff was a legitimate singing star. Huge. Like, number 1 top of the charts and the shit you listen to it, you're like, why is this happening? Is it good? It's awesome. No. It's horrifying. No. It sounds like kissing why is this happening. And you're like, well, people like this and you're and you're like almost in shock and awe about it. You're like, you go over to fuck it. I I was in Germany when I was young and every all these manly dudes, like, walking around to fucking walking around with damn fanny packs on and their shirts off. Like,
[03:15:20] Unknown:
Techno. They're like, 9.
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It's even going on right now. Yeah.
[03:15:26] Unknown:
Why are you gay?
[03:15:28] Unknown:
Why are you gay? Why are you gay? I still highly encourage everyone to watch that video. It's great. Just Google why are you gay on YouTube. You'll find it.
[03:15:37] Unknown:
Oh, that's happening. Why should someone be gay? I I am definitely watching that. That's definitely happening. You've never seen that, Ben? No.
[03:15:47] Unknown:
Oh my god. So okay. So here's another fun fact. Let me put it in the chat here. So the guy that
[03:15:52] Unknown:
when the guy who's interviewing the transgender Transgender. Man, he is almost trying to sell that product. So like you you kind of get the idea that he's, like, why should someone be gay? And he's trying to, like, build her up or build him up or whatever. Stop calling. Trying to lead him in. He's trying to give him the lead. But he's he's not he's not trying to be an asshole is the best part. Like, he's not a dick. He's not a jerk. He's just he's just trying to figure it out, and he has no idea how that culture works because of his culture. Just Just one of his nose and see. No. He's he's just an honest thing. Talk about your name. Tell me. He's African and has no idea what that means.
[03:16:41] Unknown:
Alright. I put it in the, YouTube chat. For whoever is in the YouTube chat, I put the link Why should someone buy your shirts?
[03:16:48] Unknown:
Like, think of it like that when he says, why should someone be gay? He's like, why should someone watch you a YouTube channel? He's like, how should I describe you? Homosexual
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transgender.
[03:16:59] Unknown:
So he's trying to help that person this whole time. Right. Right. Right. He's saying it in the most insulting shitty way ever, but not doing it on purpose. That's why it's so fun and funny to watch. You are. Because he's like Probably to them, it wasn't insulting at all. It's only our culture because of the way we Oh, right. Know. Well, kind of. No. 100% to the transgender person, yes, you can tell it's very insulting. But to the person who's interviewing them, he's like, why are you gay? And he has no idea what he's saying. And she's like, who says I am gay? And he's like, you are gay.
[03:17:36] Unknown:
Like, right away. Verbatim, he says, you are gay.
[03:17:40] Unknown:
Yeah. And she's like, who said I am gay? I am not gay. Why are you gay?
[03:17:46] Unknown:
It's so funny to watch. Why should someone be gay? So look, I'm not I'm not all about, like, hurting people's feelings or whatever. Oh, it's like your grand it's like it's like importing your grandpa from, like, 1930
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to talk to you. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. 100
[03:18:04] Unknown:
100%. So my grandparents, when I was little, would call Mexicans beaners, like all the time. And I didn't know that that was weird. I never thought anything about it, but my parents were like, don't fucking ever say that. Later.
[03:18:20] Unknown:
When I was little.
[03:18:22] Unknown:
But they're like, oh, that binger lady across the street. And I was like, oh, okay. I guess my grandparents say that.
[03:18:29] Unknown:
No idea. You're ugly. When I was 5, my parents got divorced. And I come from a mixed family. My aunts Okay. My aunts all dated black guys. Saw my cousins are, you know, mixed races. Well, I moved my parents got divorced. And for about, 4 months, my mom moved us to Houston, Texas. And this is in, like, 1980. So people use the n word constantly, including including black people. That's the way they referred to themselves. And it wasn't said in a derogatory manner. It was like that's just how they referred to those people, and that's how they referred to each other. And and having been from South Dakota, I've never even heard that word, especially being in a mixed family. That's not something the adults said.
And so I get home. Well, what happened was, hurricane, I believe, Henry. It was hurricane Henry put a tree in our pool, and mom said, no. It's the same for us. Right? You gotta ask too much. And, so we head back South Dakota, and I get up there and I get around my cousins. And my cousin Keisha is, like, my sister, basically.
[03:19:38] Unknown:
True story. I bet.
[03:19:40] Unknown:
My sister died. She's she was just under 1 years younger than me. She died Oh. Just after, from SIDS, which turns out to be a vaccine injury. Just after, she dies, my aunt got in trouble in the military, and my and my cousin came and lived with us. And so to me as a little 1 year old, that was my sister back, and that's the relationship we've always had. And so I get back from Texas, and I look at her and I'm like, Keisha, you know, you're an and I said n word, you know. Shut up. That's so funny. You know, I'm with 6, you know, and I'm like Yeah. Keisha looks cool. Keisha's like, You know, like, she Yeah. She doesn't know either. Yeah. You know, we don't know what the fuck and that adults are losing their ever loving fucking minds.
[03:20:30] Unknown:
Yeah. You know, they're just like Meanwhile, you 2 kids are totally fine with both saying those words. You're calling her that. She's like, I guess I am that. And you're like, hey, you go you wanna go play fucking house? You know what the real part is? Go swimming, motherfucker. I've been,
[03:20:46] Unknown:
blocked from the YouTube comments here tonight. Just tonight about 4 times. I'm not sure what I'm saying that's so bad, but it's like this comment has failed the post. Sorry. Can't do that. Oh, bud. Oh, Either way. Hey. Woah. I was saying this earlier that we
[03:21:04] Unknown:
we as humans have come we've come so far with being able to accept each other and then now it's devolving
[03:21:12] Unknown:
to the point where we can't even say a joke to each other before it's blocked. Well, I love that. Okay. So robo honky says j is the polite way to say cocksucker.
[03:21:24] Unknown:
Yeah. 100%. We've got an awesome crowd. Our people are Jesus Christ. It's my nigga. They they are not gonna when you were, like, I'm worried, you know, when you were worried about which rightfully so, like, honestly, the first time I went on crow, I used swears and, you know, because we've all heard these parts. Swear? Yeah. I used swear.
[03:21:44] Unknown:
Colorfully. I used swears. He said he said the p word. A little bit of French. He said the p word, not happy. Then he said the f word. Fuck off. Crow yeah. Crow wasn't happy with that. Holy shit even. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I was not happy. Woah. Okay. Happy. Okay. I guess I've never gone on Crow's show. So But he's come on our show several times, and I say whatever the fuck I want. So you have to be fair
[03:22:13] Unknown:
on his show. Whoo. Do not use swears.
[03:22:18] Unknown:
No. I know. Wow. That's why he says malarkey and stuff. He's from the fucking east coast. Are you serious? I could tell you that all day. That's my entire family. Like, they just they think that's Oh, that's why he says poppycock. Yeah. Okay. Malarkey.
[03:22:35] Unknown:
You got that. I got we had a a a a situation, and I got mad. And I and I chewed Christie's parents out. They were gonna call the cops on me because they thought I was being violent. And, literally, I wrote them a a a letter. And Chris is like, where did he threaten to be violent? So I go, he used swears.
[03:22:54] Unknown:
They didn't say the word swears, but that's exactly what this is. He used cuss words. Yeah.
[03:23:01] Unknown:
That is not very good. I'm gonna get violent. Holy shit. You know? More violence. Like yeah. I told told me he had the cops on speed dial. He had the sheriff on speed dial straight up. That's what they said. Alright. Yeah. Okay. So first of all, nobody has a sheriff on speed dial unless you're it's your fucking kid.
[03:23:23] Unknown:
The sheriffs don't give a fuck who you are.
[03:23:26] Unknown:
And if you have the sheriff on speed dial, what the fuck else is going on with your life? Damn. Sorry. No offense, Christy. I'm sorry, but, like I I don't know what's going on there. Christy,
[03:23:35] Unknown:
stop. Don't do that.
[03:23:39] Unknown:
She I love my I love my wife, but she and and her family, we've gotten we've made up, we've gotten along. They're excellent people, but straight up, I used to tease her because like she grew up in Donna Reed. I used to tell her all the time. I'm like, not all of us grew up on the set of Donna Reed. Like, her family, their life's at her dad, the strongest she said. Oh my god. Record that she ever really old school show. Damn. Well, when I said Little House on the Prairie, you all gave me dead eyes. So don't fucking get Woah. Wait. Ben Ben, what year were you born?
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I grew up with Little House on the Prairie. That's a fun I
[03:24:14] Unknown:
was born in 1980. Okay. Like, I'm pretty close to you, and I definitely watched Donna Reed a lot growing up.
[03:24:21] Unknown:
Black and white. Yeah. Like, for sure. Somebody in the chat Donna Reed brought back a few of them shows. I freaking I but, yeah, Donna Reed was, you know, or Leave It TO Beaver where it's like, aren't you being a little tough on the beaver?
[03:24:35] Unknown:
She's just Mister Ed? Mister Ed was a good Oh, god. From the beaver the best. I can literally sing the entire singing. A horse is a horse, of course.
[03:24:43] Unknown:
And no one can talk to a horse, of course. That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mister.
[03:24:50] Unknown:
Oh my god. I I have to mention this real quick. So somebody says Alan Marcus doesn't cuss. That was California contrarian again. Yeah. Alan, do you not cuss? Okay. Secondary, Gordy 2 shoes says my goal is always to try and get Alan Marcus to cuss. Gordy 2 shoes, are you not a fan of OBDM?
[03:25:11] Unknown:
I'm pretty sure I recognize that street that screen name. 100%. Yeah. Gordy Two Shoes. That's Gordy. Yeah. That's, he's he's he's he's, norm he's been on spiders. He used to be a normal spider and then, and because I recognize that screen name. Secret Society of Goodguys. He's with Cheney. If you guys know Project Cheney, they started a thing called Secret Saeed. Goodguys.
[03:25:35] Unknown:
No. But Gordy 2 shoes, I recognize that stream that stream that stream name. I'll just call it a stream name. That sounds better, actually. Okay. But that's cool. Like, it's cool to see the, the cross pollination of all these shows going on. It's fucking crazy.
[03:25:51] Unknown:
I really wish I'd known Bob longer in person than I did. But, yeah, I can believe his intensity through your family for a loop too. Christy and I, you know, the funny thing is is after that fight and we got things straight, her her mom and Christy's never seen this. Her mom literally walked up to me while I was sitting at, like, their function and just gave me the the, you know, up against the breast hug and kissed me on the top of the head. You know, like Was it weird or cool? It was great. You know, it was that mom, you know, that that very motherly, you know, nurturing motherly thing. You know, like, guys, I was protecting Christy in the situation, but they weren't, they weren't used to somebody with such oomph about it. And, you know, afterwards, her mother definitely took it as, you know what? That's my daughter has a good man that takes care of her, and nobody's gonna fucking hurt my daughter. And I like that. You know? So I you know, we have a good relationship, but now but imagine, you know, Donna Reed meets, you know, like, fucking Sons of Anarchy or something. You know, that's what they're I, you know, I walked into this house. Christie said as a child, the strongest thing she ever heard her dad say was dag nabbit. Yeah. Yeah. I know that was the strongest thing that she'd ever said. Here comes It wasn't like, oh, you're out of the fucking clan. We're gonna fucking
[03:27:12] Unknown:
burn this tattoo off your body, and it's gonna be an entire episode.
[03:27:17] Unknown:
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You know, instead instead of dang napping Slow motion. Get this bald headed, bearded neck tattooed
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up, cussing and swearing. All over your back. You're just gonna be on fire the whole time.
[03:27:31] Unknown:
Yeah. They were Where's Christy? Christy, sit down. There's cats Yeah. Showing your anus. Why don't you show your face? That cat looks way too much like my cat's ass. I don't like it. That's Bob.
[03:27:44] Unknown:
Man, his name's fucking Bob. That's Bob's Anoos. There he goes.
[03:27:49] Unknown:
Anoos? I love his Anoos.
[03:27:51] Unknown:
Bob's my buddy. That's, and funny thing is is that we I named him Bob right around the time Bob Nodell. Cammy's husband here passed. But this is my buddy, Bob Bob Bob and I. He he, he's best friends with Meaty. I will go upstairs at night to go to bed, and literally both him and Bob will be snuggling in my spot. Like, hey, dad. We're here in your spot waiting for you. We're gonna fight you about it now.
[03:28:16] Unknown:
Oh. About it?
[03:28:19] Unknown:
About it? Our our cat did the same thing with Joe. So our cat that we got, our very first cat, we got married, got a cat, and this cat would snuggle with Joe at night after we both went to sleep. So He's a piece of shit. That's a funny cat. Oh, yeah. No. This cat is in love with Joe. So Joe would go to sleep. I'd go to sleep. We'd snuggle up together, and then I'd wake up in the morning and this cat would be spooning Joe and he'd be little spoon or big spoon. Didn't matter. He was like, I'm 1 or the other. And he was always in bed with us. And I was, like, why the fuck is this cat in bed with us? And Joe's, like Not a fan. Oh, holy shit. I didn't even notice. Meanwhile, I'm like, this cat was your, like, ex wife in a past life or something, dude. I don't know. No. He's just a gay cat that likes my ass.
[03:29:12] Unknown:
That's Bob. And Bob still got his nuts.
[03:29:14] Unknown:
Right. Get out of here. Taylor does not have his nuts and is named after a female god.
[03:29:20] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. We thought our cat was a girl too. Our our friends told us this is a little baby girl cat. We named it Halal. Flat the cat beside. Part of the story is why I laid it out.
[03:29:32] Unknown:
Just flat the cat beside.
[03:29:34] Unknown:
Like, 4 nights ago, and I even woke Christie up. The my cat you know how cats are. They don't necessarily like each other. You know? They'll, like, tolerate each other, but there has to be, like, a different base. So I have one cat that fucking curled up like this on underneath my face and all around my beard, which happens. You know, I get my neck beard cats that wanna sleep laying in the closet. Beared cats? Yeah. And so that touch. Another cat. Think they're redditors too. Also because there's this weird thing where they wanna sleep closer to your head.
[03:30:05] Unknown:
And so another cat It's because they wanna steal your soul. Just Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And take your breath while you're breathing. Yeah. And freaking,
[03:30:14] Unknown:
another cat went like this and curled around the top of my head. It's fight and I and I'm like, I'm in an ouroboros of cat. I'm just laying there and he's got cat all everywhere. I'm like, the fuck?
[03:30:29] Unknown:
You just have to go, no, and project them off of you.
[03:30:34] Unknown:
Actually, I always wonder because it it's weird too because I've got so many cats now. I will wake up and there's usually about 3 cats on me, and then the other ones are all sitting right, staring. And I I'm always like, am I in a seance?
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Maybe.
[03:30:52] Unknown:
Like, why are you all staring at me? What is they they they they yeah.
[03:30:58] Unknown:
It's like, why are they why are you guys doing this? Why are you circling around me? I swear. They're like, we're trying to take your soul and we're not quite sure how. Can you tell me a little bit more about how I could steal your soul? Yeah. That's what cats are doing. They know how.
[03:31:14] Unknown:
They're like, we just have to wait till you don't move. I don't know if they had to take it from Ben, though.
[03:31:20] Unknown:
Dabs is gonna be the number one thing, like, you know, I'm that guy. Yeah. If you pull up in a white van and open up the back door, like, free dab,
[03:31:30] Unknown:
I'm in trouble. Like, Ben's just gonna be passed out on dad. I'll take some candy. Oh, shit. The cats are like, he's dead. Eat him. Fucking cats. Are the cats getting close for a contact high? Dude okay. So I have one cat that loves drugs. He loves catnip, he loves weed, he loves everything. Then the other cat who's the most annoying fucking shit ever. Cousin of Jordan. He's like, act, act, act. I gave him catnip, he's like, fuck no. I tried to blow weed in his face, and he's like, mm-mm, not for me. But he's the most annoying fucking cat ever.
The other cat? You're on catnip. Pretty fucking cool as far as cats go. He loves catnip. He loves weed. I'll give him beer sometimes and he's like, fuck yeah. Beer? What? Just a little bit.
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Okay. It's just for a taste. Weird. I've also found that you're having so many animals. I found some animals really like getting fucked up and some animals. Yeah. And, like Yeah. Even even my old habits. Like so when I used to I used to grow cannabis when I lived over in Redding. They're so crazy about it in Humboldt that I don't even grow personal plants because I just don't need cops fucking stomping all over my property. And over in Redding, you could grow, you know, a dozen plants and nobody would bother you. Over here, they're crazy. And, you know, and and that is legal freaking in California. Like, I was just growing my own personal, but in here in Humboldt, like, the guys on this mountain, there's one guy up there. He's got little kids and everything, and they had him face down in the ground. Like, 6 guys had guns, you know, laced on him. His kids standing there screaming for his own person. Like, you guys are crazy. I'm not doing all that. But, when I used to grow, buddy buddy, the one alpaca, I grew about a dozen plants, and that year I ended up with 11.
And none of the other alpacas eat it. But fucking buddy, that son of a bitch, he ate an entire plant. And then I come out and I find him, and he's literally laying in the dirt where the plant used to be and rolling in it. Like, oh, gosh. You know? This one's a shit, man. Like and just so He's like, where was this my whole life? Yeah. Yeah. I I was so mad. I was like and it was this wonderful, it was a huckleberry, girl scout huckleberry. Oh, those plants were so wonderful.
[03:33:55] Unknown:
And I was so mad, and he was just so happy. So fucking happy. Oh, so I wish I had the ability, Marcus, to Yeah. Like, highlight, like, comments, but Robohonkey says cats won't show the cops where your drugs are hid. Exactly. That is 100 fucking percent. Okay. So and and not on purpose, but dogs are such good creatures that they'll be like, cops, I don't know, but there's something that funky that smells under the couch right here. Like, maybe you should check it out. They're good natured as fuck. The cats are like, I don't know.
I ain't seen shit. Dogs are like, yeah, it's right there. That's because they're good boys or girls. They're like, yeah. I think it's right there. Here you go, cops. That's where you can trust cats is with your drugs because cats are like, I don't give a shit. Cool. I mean, at least as far as my experience goes. It could be different for you guys. I don't know. It looks like bright light. Ben doesn't have a problem with his, smells or drugs or anything, because he's just going for it right now. The straight edge cat needs a minor threat shirt. Yes.
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The different animal personalities are interesting
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to see They all kinda suck. Variations. Their own way. Oh, and, Goatman says my cats do drugs. Mine do too.
[03:35:32] Unknown:
We find that, dude, I had a ferret that was a total loadie. I'll tell that story in a second. It's the same one that stuck its head in my piss screen. A ferret? Yeah, dude. I had a ferret that, totally A ferret. Well, I mean, ferrets don't live very long. You know, they only 5 years I had a ferret that did drugs. It's not alive anymore.
[03:35:52] Unknown:
No fucking correlation at all. No correlation. No.
[03:35:56] Unknown:
And she also was a she also liked to drink, But she used to this ferret had this really weird sense of of sharing and fucking so if you did not pick that ferret up and shotgun it so a hit, and when you were doing that, she would, like, damn your stick her head in your fucking mouth. And if you didn't do that, she would steal your whole sack. And then what's fucked up is she would bring the sack back and she would eat the weed and the stems, but not the seeds. So she would bring back just a sack of seeds and drop it off at your feet and take off. Like, just a That's kind of efficient. Yeah. It's like shoving it in your face. And I was like, what the fuck? And she also she had steal my because I used to, make apple pie ever clear moonshine.
[03:36:44] Unknown:
Oh, god. No. Stop. Don't don't talk about that.
[03:36:48] Unknown:
She would steal it if I would get shot. I used to occasionally take a shot of that, and I would have to pour her a little bit in the cap. And she'd get to drink a little bit out of the cap while I took a shot, or else she'd steal the whole fucking bottle. And then one time, my uncle and I because my uncle and I lived together at that time. And we went to Rapid City for to go to party for the weekend. And so my uncle had these shitty dog bones that he kept in a Rubbermaid tub, and my ferret would steal them. And he got mad about that. And before this weekend, he took and he put a lid on the tub, put a pot on top of the lid, a big old rock inside the pot.
We get back from Rapid City. The the ferrets undone that whole system, taken instead of usually, she'd only snitch 1 or 2 of the bones because he'd buy this giant bag of really shitty bones. Yeah. I know the the cheap dog bones that look like,
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things.
[03:37:52] Unknown:
The rawhide shit or just like milk bone? I know. It's, you know, more like a milk bone type thing. Oh, okay. Yeah. Cheap and, like, he'd buy this giant, like, £10 bag of them. And freaking, she took all that apart and then took every single one of them fucking bones out of there. Had them stashed everywhere in the house where normally she'd just take a couple and hide them just behind the yeah. They want in with their mom, I think.
[03:38:21] Unknown:
Yeah. Your cats are going fucking nuts, dude.
[03:38:24] Unknown:
Like, I can hear them. The kittens are on feeding time, and their mom's the evil one. So they're locked away from their mom for a moment. Yes. Definitely not you. The, so she took stole all the bones, stashed them everywhere in the house. And, you know, like any like anybody else's, you know, my uncle and I, it's 2 guys just living together. My uncle had his spot he sat on, and I sat in my spot. And so she took that empty sack of bones and left them literally laying where my uncle sits right at his where his feet would have been. Like, there you go, motherfucker. You non sharing son of a bitch. Yeah. No.
Like, he had a and and, oh, and pizza? If you didn't get take, like, at least a piece of the crust or a pepperoni or whatever and give it to her, she was gonna steal your whole piece of pizza and take off with it.
[03:39:19] Unknown:
No. That's what dogs do. They're like, oh, wait. You have a drum for me? Yeah. Oh, I know. But I mean, dog, ferret, same fucking thing. They're like, oh, I'll do I'll I'll I'll take everything you have for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't say I've ever had a ferret. I don't want one. They're kind of cute. But
[03:39:42] Unknown:
if they were so short lived, I would still have ferrets, but they just naturally don't live very long. And so you get attached to it, and then it dies a couple years later. I don't care for that. But other than that, because I live out on a farm, all farms have problems with mice and rats. You know, it's just how it is. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's called nature. Yeah. Yeah. So if you don't have cats or ferrets, ferrets are awesome for rats because they'll go right in their hole and go chase them out, dig them out. If you've ever watched those videos, they have videos on YouTube where guys have figured out that apparently, you can train a dog to figure out the difference between a rat and a ferret.
And there's whole teams of guys that'll have, like, 3, 4 dogs. And they'll have 1 ferret, and they'll go to these farms that are overrun with rats. And they'll chuck 1 ferret in there, and that ferret will start running through the rat warrens. And these rats will come flying out. You know? They're like, ah, and these dogs will just start snatching them and and then throwing them away, you know, and just going crazy. And they'll show, like, they'll kill, like, hundreds of rats in a matter of an hour. And, somehow, even when the ferret comes flying out, the dogs know the difference, and they don't go after the ferrets at all. But, so they got this whole ferret dog combo thing that they got going that's just crazy, and these things are just awesome for get not getting rid of rats.
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Alright.
[03:41:16] Unknown:
Well, if I ever ever have a problem with rats, I know what to do.
[03:41:21] Unknown:
Well, you don't gotta move very far, brother. I'll tell you that.
[03:41:27] Unknown:
What is, okay. A rat tortoise.
[03:41:31] Unknown:
Yep. A rat tortoise? You know, it seems like he's gonna know kung fu later in his life.
[03:41:39] Unknown:
Mouse sperm.
[03:41:44] Unknown:
You know, this is what happens when, master splinter and the turtles, you know, a little bit of weirdness going on there.
[03:41:52] Unknown:
Yeah. That's an abomination. I think the bible calls it an abomination. But That is beautiful. I get Well, hey, guys. I have to go. Thank you so much. I'm gonna let you guys just hang out and talk if you want to. We're gonna check out of here. It's been a long fucking time. You guys do a long show. That's crazy. I have to go you can still hang out. Oh, no. I'm I'm hanging out. Oh, wait. You guys hang out and honestly,
[03:42:23] Unknown:
There's some nights we'll have fucking 80 people still hanging out. Like, it's we've been in the for hours and there's still 80 people watching. We're like,
[03:42:31] Unknown:
well, I guess. I guess we'll keep going. No. A lot of people do talk, Ravey. That's totally fair. I I a 100% get that. But
[03:42:42] Unknown:
I'm at my breaking point for for my psyche right now. We appreciate you giving us as much time as you did, Jen. And and Christy and I absolutely love you, and we will definitely be visiting you guys soon now that Please tell me that you have a truck. Yeah. We've been stranded for we were stranded for literally 6 months. We were Brian was bringing us in. So
[03:43:04] Unknown:
just FYI, you guys are close enough that if you need to do anything at all, please hit us up. You're very close, and I can come and get you anytime. So please just let us know. Just text us. If you need anything at all, we can bring it to you, and it will just be a couple hours.
[03:43:22] Unknown:
Yeah. And that Please let us know. I always like to, we don't do lives that often, but the people in the live chat, like, if you guys okay. I just fucked up the live chat. Anyway, anybody in the live chat, like, if you guys are in the area of Northern California hit us up, we'd love to meet all of you. It would be so fun. Yeah. I'm always down. We're very welcoming. We've had so many random people come to our house, Random listeners,
[03:43:50] Unknown:
other podcasters. Podcasters like Ben, Fuck. Other strange pea not not you necessarily. Just They're beautiful. Other random people just can come to our house and hang out.
[03:44:01] Unknown:
They're they're they're wonderful hosts. Like, they are just beautiful people to hang out with that. We've had a lot. Well, thank you. Every time. It's it's super fun. Anybody's welcome here all the time. As long as you let me know ahead of time.
[03:44:14] Unknown:
Because if I'm late, then you're not welcome. As long as we can make enough quesadilla tacos for you to eat Yeah. Please let us know how many you can take to your head. Yeah. How many quesadilla can you fit in your Yeah. Mouth? Which tri tip do you want?
[03:44:32] Unknown:
So it says 7 7 months. I left my property once, and it was a time that truck burned down after I got back from flyclover fest. My truck burned down, and I didn't go leave my property for 7 months.
[03:44:44] Unknown:
Jesus. That's too long, dude.
[03:44:47] Unknown:
Yeah. No vehicle. You know? I mean, I might have left it and, like, walked into a neighbor property, but I didn't leave this the mountain here, know, for 7 months. Yeah. But we could have come and picked you up too. California Contrarian in the chat. Where are you at?
[03:45:04] Unknown:
Just email me, dude. Legitbatpod@gmail.
[03:45:06] Unknown:
We can we can connect. That's fine. We definitely need to get together. I did talk to Steve and that in between together that in between thing.
[03:45:15] Unknown:
You know, Steve I still have to meet Steve. Oh my god. He meant to come up here, like, last year, and he never did. I don't know what with that. But Steve Poikkanen from, AM Wake Up, he needs to come up here. Oh, yeah.
[03:45:27] Unknown:
Yeah. He went and moved to Avade?
[03:45:29] Unknown:
Yeah. You know, Steve used to live with me for a little while.
[03:45:32] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yep. No. I would love to meet his ass. He's a stoner in a fucking hat. He can smoke you under the table, I believe. Daughter could smoke both under the table, and I would like to see I'm just issuing the challenge. I just wanna see what happens. I'm I'm so
[03:45:47] Unknown:
appreciative of all the, colorful language I learned tonight, and I've taken some notes. So I'm about to use some of that colorful language, if you don't mind.
[03:45:58] Unknown:
Yeah. We definitely don't. Let's see.
Introduction of friends Jen and Joe from Legit Bat
Discussion about the challenges faced with a stolen truck and the community support received
Humorous anecdotes about pets and their behaviors
Exploration of the recent sightings of the Aurora Borealis and related social media trends
Discussion about appearance changes and the idea of morphing one's look through technology
Personal experience shared about receiving feedback on clothing choice at a speaking event
Conversation about personal grooming habits and hygiene practices
Opinions on the Coachella festival and the desire for recon to observe the event atmosphere
Introduction to Flattoberfest and its location discussions
Discussion about starting a mystery school and alternative education
Exploration of polarized filters and observations on a second sun phenomenon
Conversation on societal issues, racism, and gender identity
Exploration of synchro mysticism and patterns in daily life
Reflections on societal norms, societal expectations, and individual perspectives
Discussion on Eurovision, cultural differences, and the controversy surrounding certain entries
Discussion on societal issues and lack of consensus
Debate on gun laws and regional differences in California
Conversation about Bohemian Grove and conspiracy theories
Discussion about dealing with baldness and shaving heads
Experience with using DMSO and its effects on allergies
Observations on plant growth after wildfires and excess moisture
Humorous interactions with pets, including cats and ferrets
Anecdotes about a cat stealing bones and hiding them around the house
Discussion about kittens, feeding time, and the behavior of pets
Stories about pets wanting food, sharing pizza, and behaviors like stealing food
