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Diverse Conversations: From Homeless Camps to Music Experiences
Humorous Banter and Varied Topics: A Podcast Journey
Exploring Observations and Anecdotes: From Police Interactions to Softcore Cinema
From Vomit Incidents to Music Memories: A Lighthearted Podcast Episode
Insights and Laughter: Navigating Through Varied Conversations

(00:00:00) Start

(00:52:59) woman lives on grocery store roof inside sign

(00:55:23) dance shoulders

(00:56:29) Bible sizes and dancing the holy spirit gap

(00:57:15) Discussion about celebrities, organ meats, and the Mandela effect

(02:15:00) Arizona's no fun zones

(02:19:50) don't date court system

(02:20:50) Morgan Spurlock and his mansome handlebars

(02:24:13) government officials and distrust towards certain individuals

(02:26:32) Story about a professional golfer's unfortunate death

(02:48:53) Sharing of personal stories involving vomit incidents and humorous reactions

(03:00:47) Discussion on buying and pricing of hay

(03:01:25) Humorous idea of milking cows with an orangutan

(03:03:26) Challenges with pet adoption laws in California

(03:39:07) Music memories in rural Wyoming and Denver

(03:40:59) Discovery of Metallica and Slayer

(03:41:40) Different perspectives on teenage angst and high school experiences

- allen marcus

https://serve.podhome.fm/weaving-spiders-webs

Homeless camps, police interactions, ladder trucks, pole dancing, Christian churches, dancing with the holy spirit, Bible sizes, organ meats, and more!

Spiders delve into discussions about Adam Schiff being censured, the state of Arizona, public urinals, the decline of San Francisco, sports teams relocating, the Steele dossier, and the impact of political decisions on businesses.

Our meandering weave is filled with humor and casual banter as we share stories about vomit incidents, mustaches, sales, and random observations, creating a relaxed and entertaining atmosphere.

Spiders also touch on buying and pricing of hay, milking cows with an orangutan, challenges with pet adoption laws, experiences with cattle on the farm, conversations about boots and gloves sizes, watching Clockwork Orange, and reminiscing about softcore cinema. 

Additionally, Spiders discuss music experiences in different locations, from rural Wyoming to Denver, the impact of music on teenage angst, high school experiences, and the challenges of adolescence.

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And we're live.  

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You know, it's not easy to work with this cigarette hanging out of your mouth like that.  

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Who said he's working?   And it takes a different care. It's a holiday weekend. He is not getting any work done.  

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I saw a guy build an entire deck with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Mouth. He said that if you can't work with the cigarette hanging out of your mouth, you're not a man.  

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He really likes piggy eye.  

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Yeah. I guess. I couldn't do it.  

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No. I I I've been smoking since I was, like, 17,   and, no, I I couldn't do it.   Let's say that's rough.   That's rough. I've seen other guys do it and I don't know how. I mean, I can I try to do it? You know, like, occasionally I'll be standing there and then I need 2 hands for something.   And I'll try to do it for a second, and then all of a sudden, I'm like, ah, why did I do that? Oh, yeah.  

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I used to do it, and then play in pool at the bar.   No place to stick your cigarettes or you put it in your mouth, and then   screw it up my shot because I'm flinching Like I told you. Flinching my eyes.   Not a good idea.  

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No. It don't work. Close window.   Told you if I had that fucking thing on, they'd start digging me.   Marcus made me turn it on. That's the productive sound  

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of the spider's welcome web. Are you still getting met text messages from Terrence Howard?  

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Yes. K. I won't leave you alone.  

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Uh-uh.   He's been asking me questions all day. He's dug such a hole.  

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I was looking for the way out of it.  

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Like, you know, I I suddenly realized that I have some half ass shit understandings   and a couple of interesting ones,   and that I plagiarized   most of the smart things that I've said.   Got it. He did pay he did pay minor lip service to all of us.  

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Well, that's cool.   At least he's admitting something.  

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I don't a 100% agree with everything Russell says. There is some brilliance,   and then there's some   pretty weird stuff. How did I turn that off and it not went off?  

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The mysteries of the technological   universe.   Little bits and bobs of code are always shifting and adjusting, and   it's a constant test of patience.   All the little nudges   and pushes.  

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Oh, yeah. Every time that there's a new, update Joe Rogan episode.   Myself.  

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You have to form a response to it immediately?   Is that what you're gonna say?  

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It   is. It is. How did you know?  

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We've planned ahead.  

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Right. In  

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In fact, I think we should probably just, you know, quit doing our own thing, and we should entirely   just start watching Joe Rogan episodes now that they're available on all the applications.   And   and responding   you know, verbatim to things that he say, you know, as we're watching it in real time. Mhmm. That's what we should start doing.  

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That is a good idea.  

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It seems popular.   Hutch.  

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You know what? You you you know my favorite part of that whole that whole thing, though?   I didn't watch all of it. I only watched admittedly about, probably what? About 40 minutes of it. We probably watched 40, 45 minutes.   The part where   he explains   how he was   basically   almost   dune like,   fucking   consciously aware in the womb   and was   so fucking   world you know,   so spiritual and worldly   as to come up with a grand unified theory by 7,   but still chose to play a dirty pimp   as a role and his most famous role in Hollywood.   Like,   I don't know, you know? I mean,   if you wanted to pay me a bunch of money to be a dirty pimp on a movie, I would have to say no. You know? But I guess   that's just me.  



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Not enough for you. Not enough for you. That  

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shit was the pimp hero's journey. Like, because he's because at the end, like, hard struggle of what?   Taking money from girls that you fucking turned out.   Like, get out of here.   You know, and that's what you chose to do with your   extraordinary wisdom and, you know,   extreme spirituality.   That's the path that you chose to walk and the presence you chose to present to the world.   Weird. Just just wouldn't have been my choice. I'm just saying.  

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Of course, we're talking about Terrence Howard's linchpin   competition   that began 3 years ago.   This is a long   time   building   towards a Joe Rogan appearance.   And now the genie's out of the bottle, cat's out of the bag.   Everyone knows Terrence Howard's name.  

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Well, and if he if he woke up, he claims a whole bunch of patents,  

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but   only patents I did all and one thing I see it all is a couple pictures, you know, a couple artworks.   Like, in no way, shape, or form do I   do I see a whole new,  

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giant   Modern day Da Vinci.  

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Yeah.   Caught that. Caught that.  

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He's a polymath   or other words for people who have knowledge in all the fields and combine them into   one master class of   Joe Rogan expression?  

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You know, I've got a lot of skill sets. I don't know if I would quite claim that.  

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Was Terrence Howard's appearance on Joe Rogan the most Joe Rogan experience   of all time?  

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And   I don't know. He's had Randall Carlson on there like 23 times. He just started a podcast like 2 weeks ago, you know.   Plus Graham Hancock, he got Graham Hancock stoned and the time that he got Alex Jones so stoned that he tried telling us about the fucking   aliens from the other dimensions and the shits like that. That was epic.   Hard to beat him.   Oh, Alex Jones is pretty great.  

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Yeah. Definitely. That party up.   Yeah.   Alex Jones.  

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Yeah. I saw that one too.   Couldn't not see it as a forced issue.  

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It was highly enjoyable though.  

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It was highly enjoyable. Like Yes. You you didn't walk away,   you know, pretending like you you now understood the secrets to the universe. You were just amused.   That's all. And that's  

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kind of what we have prepared tonight.   The mysteries of the secrets of the universe   buried,   revealed,  

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confused? Never never mind the entire,   definition of crystalline is that, you know, the particles start aligning,   which tends to form straight lines. I just   I, you know,   Lots of them,   which isn't a which isn't a cut out circles.   You know? You got a feminine and a masculine, and we live in this weird place where both exists.   Interesting.  

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We both exist on Rockfin and YouTube currently.  

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Yay. I pushed the button without Marcus telling me.  

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Good. Alright.   Ready for a little spider cider?  

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Spider cider.   Soak it in cider. Little time to refill your copper. I'm curious. I had a rat cider brewing this winter, but I don't think there was any spiders in it.   I don't saw rats. Like, 8 of them or something. That was a lot. It was  

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Must must have been delicious.  

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That's what they said. It was a.  

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There's a rat hidden somewhere in the image.  

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Do you see it? It's beautiful.  

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It's an image.  

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Tell me   why. You get spider, spider. Can you be in love?  

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For me, the mole man.  

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Snow when I said stroll.   To   build the range.   For of that mountain   mountain  

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range, it's  

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The mole man.   Go. Man.   You're gay for mole man. You're gay for mole man.   Now the only you could walk to you is like a man.   Go.   What happened to the moment? I left him there. You'll never bother anyone. Go.  

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What was that Bill Murray movie   where there's these things digging holes in a golf course?   So ground dog stay? Ground dog.  

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I'm alright.   And,   no. No.  

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Groundhog's   day.  

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You fight?  

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It's a Groundhog day or Groundhog's  

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day. Made made all the little,   all the, gophers and shit and squirrels and whatnot out of c 4 and chucked them and go for holes.  

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Crabby Shack.  

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Yeah.   No. That that's SpongeBob. That's SpongeBob.  

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I get all my Americana mixed up. Did  

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did we get our titles mixed up? I don't think we said the title yet.  

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Did we say the title yet?   Hashtag.   Day, the 25th.   254.   Guacomemoriales,   Cabassu,  

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some of that.  

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Neighbor. Hail to Brian.  

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Hail to Ryan.   Hail to Ryan.   I'm glad that you're,   sitting there and enjoying the show and not chatting. That's, perfectly fine.   A lot of times I don't chat in shows either.   In fact, I think probably about 3 quarters of the shows I listen to, I don't chat in.   Hail Chicago. Hail Billing. What's up, brother? Hail awkwardly.   Sarah g,  

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Ben Krupa. Sarah g.  

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Stacy,   Meg.   Hey, everyone.   Jason Talbot.   Morgan Spurlock, he should've eaten more McDonald's.   It probably would've preserved him.  

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53 years young.  

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That's way too young. That is that's real young.   You gotta wonder if that month of eating McDonald's,   how detrimental? How many years did that knock off his life?  

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When I was in high school, we got these   cards. They're they're like coupon cards, and you could buy them for, like, $50,   and they had coupons for all the businesses in town. Yeah. It's like one of its coupon.   You'll get a free Big Mac with any purchase of a meal.   So, like, we used to go down there, like, at lunchtime at in high school, and we just be, like we get in the line and be, like, are you order ordering a meal? And people were, like, yeah. We're, like, can we use our card? And we just get   after big Mac, after big Mac, I go there like 5 times a day in high school.   It was the best.  

But hopefully I'm not gonna die. For us for us, it wasn't McDonald's.  

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There was this blonde chick that kinda that must had a crush on me.   And if we went to this Taco Bell,   she would literally just jam a bag full of just whatever was apparently laying around at us. If I went up there and ordered, so we'd go eat Taco Bell constantly and fucking this chick would just like, $5, she just chuck out this giant bag full of shit. And I I you know, none of us ever talked to her or knew anything. It's like  

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Sounds nice.  

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Yeah. Yeah.   It couldn't have been healthy. I remember once I almost died because John bet me $5. I couldn't eat a whole fucking,   choledo all at once in one bite and, you know, just jam. And I got the whole damn thing in my mouth, but,   I was having real trouble after that.  

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A whole chilido.  

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Yeah. A whole chilido.   The old chili cheese burrito. Like, I'm pretty sure you did not have to digest it at all. It it came out exactly as it went in.  

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Yeah. That's the thing with Taco Bell. If you don't eat it in 20 minutes, it turns to diarrhea   no matter what.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. It's not that it's not that your system did that. It was gonna do that anyways whether it was inside you or not. Yeah.  

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This is Memorial Day weekend, the weekend where people just go and eat and eat and eat.   I forget about their beach body routine.  

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Isn't that all of them?   I think all holidays in America are just get drunk and be a glutton.   It's a, you know   or or both.   Mhmm. Like, 4th July, you know, the some of the better ones are, like, get drunk and be a glutton.  

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Yes.   Go America.  

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Memorial Day. This national event galvanized efforts to honor and remember   fallen soldiers that began with local observances at burial grounds in several towns throughout the United States following the end of the civil war,   such as the May 1st   18 65 gathering   in Charleston,   South Carolina,   organized by freed slaves to pay tribute and give proper burial to union troops.   In 18/73,   New York was the 1st state to designate Memorial Day as a legal holiday.   By the late 1800, many more cities and communities observed Memorial Day, and several states had declared it a legal   holiday.  



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So in reality,   it's it's to observe and honor   the northern troops of the civil war   specifically.  

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Going back to May 1, 18 65, a gathering in Charleston, South Carolina.   They continue to observe it.   And then after World War 1, it became an occasion for honoring those who died in all of America's wars.   They expanded it,   all veterans.   And in 1971,  

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congress passed Hold on. Hold on. Veterans are dead, bro.   We have our own day. It's called Veterans Day. We're not the dead ones.  

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Oh,   I didn't know.  

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Yeah. That's for the dead ones. We're the live the live ones. That's Veterans Day. That that's the one where you walk around and say, oh, thank you for your service. And then I have to stand there and feel super uncomfortable,   you know, and then, like, smile. Like, I just kinda, like, I'm constipated or something like that. Thanks.  

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And that's because in 1971,   congress passed the uniform Monday holiday   act. So everyone uniformly would recognize on the same Monday,   the Memorial Day.   They commemorate it at Arlington National Cemetery each year with the ceremony   in which a small American flag is placed on each grave.   Traditionally, the president or vice president lays a wreath at the tomb of the unknown soldier.  

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That's nice of them.   Yeah. That's what I do. I just well, the you're welcome feels so fucking weird when you're like, yeah, thanks. You're like, Well, I'm like, I didn't do it. I'm like   So it's always the 4th Monday in May? Is that or is the last Monday in May? You know what? I only realized something's a holiday because I'm going into town to get something and all the businesses are closed. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?   Only reason I knew this holiday was coming up   was because   I ordered,   we had to get we've got,   we run off a Whisper watt generators, and they all have an Isuzu engine.  

And so any of the computery things that go wrong, I can't diagnose. So I gotta drag this fucking generator out of my fucking house, up the mountain, down the mountain, and then an hour to town.   And fucking fuck that. Got my own computer y thingy. But they called, and they're like, Monday, we will not be open. If you want it, you have to get it today, and that was yesterday. And they said Monday is Memorial Day, and I was like, oh, yeah. I'm glad I got that one ahead of time because we would've shown up on Monday.   Yeah.  

Pissed off that we just drove all the way to Eureka and the store is not even open. Like, what the fuck? Why are half the stores closed?  

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Yeah. It's Maytag month or rather the end of Maytag month. And if you wait till Memorial Day to purchase a Maytag appliance,   the stock is probably out completely.   So if there's anything left, it might be on sale,   but probably won't be.  

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Did they didn't they fire the Maytag repairman? Because Yeah. The Maytag man.   Their appliances are made to break and not made to be repaired,   just thrown away.  

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Well, you can you can find   so   90% of the appliances have all the little what sits and gadgets on them.   And if you go and search for the ones that don't have all little sensors and,   you know, all that kind of bullshit, then you can get a serviceable dryer   that you can replace. If there's only a few working parts   that are replaceable, and you can work on that. But most people don't bother to you have to actually   be a good consumer   and go and put in the work, and if I can go find those couple washers and dryers that are still produced like that.  

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Yeah. I was just talking about this yesterday.   I've got an old dryer and then a pretty new wash washing machine. I call it a dishwasher, but Rachel says it's called a washing machine.   Anyway, it,   it's like every time   the laundry's done, it, like, plays this song like   and it's, like, really long. And I'm like, how you turn it off? You can't turn it off. And it's got all these settings. It's got a computer screen. And I just bought the   cheapest one that was the biggest one with, like, the least amount of computery stuff on it, but still it's a it's a smart washer. I don't even want a smart washer.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. There's only a few companies that make ones that,   don't have all the stupid little bells and whistles. Even we just got a stove and we didn't realize.   We got the   you know, it looked from the advertisement. I wasn't at the store, but it looked like the simplest model, but it still has to be on for the range to work and power housing. The power has to be on, which I don't like that. I I you know?   Yep. And then,   we can light the top burners, but we can't light the range.   And then it does the same thing. It makes all kinds of the fucking annoying noises.   It's, like weird.  

Yeah. Necessary.   It doesn't do a whole song like that. I would tick me off. I'd find that speaker and undo it. Yeah. That's a good good idea.  

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Get in there and pull that buzzer out.   Don't Nating that song every time.   Just bizarre.  

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Like, when I was a kid, I removed the door dinger on every fucking vehicle I ever owned. Yeah. I did that too. Sucks.  

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Like There's no point. The seat belt dinger. Oh, those are the worst. I'm a I'm a grown ass man. I don't need a car telling me what to do. If I'm not gonna wear a seat belt, it's my choice.  

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Yeah. That that that that is literally a a 100%.   Okay. So I was in prison   with this guy   that was actually on the in South Dakota. South Dakota was one of the last fucking states to have seat belt laws.   I was an adult when South Dakota passed their seat belt laws.   And I was in prison with a dude   who would go nuts about girls,   you know, not little girls, but women, like, totally stalker,   crazed, you know,   type shit.   He,   he was on the senate when they did that. And he when that passed, he's like,   I I'm one of the few that said something, and I'm like, you guys know that that's that's not constitutional, that that's absolutely   we're we're forcing people to do things against their will that we have no justification   to force for, and they didn't care. Didn't care one bit. There was federal money, you know, including highway money involved.  

The feds, if you didn't pass that, they weren't gonna give you highway money, and that's, you know, the trick so often.   Is if you want infrastructure money   infrastructure money from the federal government,   you're gonna dance to some tunes.   You know?   That's what makes Alaska dangerous   because Alaska, they have so much of their own money. And Jenny Sparks moving to out of Hennepin.   Nice. Hennepin's a dump.   Like, that was   that was rough back when I lived there in   I think I moved out of Hennepin in 19   99.   And it was it was rough there in the nineties.   I mean, granted, this was pre nineties crime bill. So, I mean, that area Southern Minneapolis was super rough   anyways. Lots of gang activity, lots of shootings.  

And, you know, that was just mostly Hennepin County, but,  

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Mostly just Hennepin County.   It's a big city.  

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They called it mini murder back then. And, yeah, Hennepin was horrible because that was South Minneapolis.   That was all the worst areas.  

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It's terrible to go through that city now   due to all of the potholes   in the city   and potholes in bike lanes. I was reading   someone complaining about   that a fat tire bike, they're riding in a bike lane,   and when you're in a bike lane, the last thing you wanna do is swerve around potholes because that's gonna make pedestrians nervous, and it's gonna make drivers nervous. You just wanna stay straight and narrow. But when there's potholes, you gotta go around them. So this guy went through a pothole. It it damaged his tire,   and then he was trying to file a claim on it.  

And essentially,   the bureaucracy states that if the pothole isn't already reported   previously,   it didn't exist   so they can't honor the   the request for some sort of   compensation for a danger tire.   So you've got to report that there was a pothole, wait a few days,   then damage your tire,   then file a report, and say that the city had enough time to be aware of the pile, not fill it,  

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and then maybe get some money No. They never have employees roaming around all over the place, you know, that might notice take note of such things. They don't have that.   They don't have an employee on every block,   you know, whether it's a police officer,   emergency   personnel,   fucking,   infrastructure workers,   you know, whatever. They don't have those   every single block of the city   to notice such things.  

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And that's why citizens are responsible   for discovering   potholes and reporting them.  

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Well, this was the same jackass,   and this was hilarious.   So during that whole movement of,   defund the police,   which I personally am am all about for a lot of it, but   not, you know, in the ways a lot of people would think. So I understand   what the reason I'm for defund the police isn't because I think then we're not gonna have police.   It's the understanding that the whole reason that cities   hire their own police force is   to bypass   the county police force, which is an elected position.   The sheriff is an elected position that answers directly to the citizen.   The city,   police   are answering to the city charter,   which is written by the city council.  

And then to see, like, specifically Minneapolis,   the mayor of Minneapolis sit there with his fucking legs crossed and his fucking faggot Hillary Clinton socks as his pants, you know, legs are pulling way up. You could see his baggy Hillary Clinton socks talking about how the police are the problem and not talking about how   they hold the city charter for the police.   Sheriffs.   So there's been cases   where they do defund police and they and the cities lose their police charter.   Then the then the low the county   immediately picks up that area.  

So that whole thing with the city police was to keep the county out. So that way, they could basically make their own rules.   Sometimes above and beyond, sometimes lesser than the county, whatever.   But inside the city, now the city council rules things.  

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That makes sense.   And you need everybody in the neighborhood to report the pot hole so they can prioritize them the most reported pot hole, probably,   maybe   jump to the front of the line.  

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Well, it depends on whose way to work it is. Yeah. It probably has nothing to do with the  

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amount of dollars   that your area puts into the tax base.  

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The the the roads from   the mayor's house to his office   will have the least amount of potholes   because he's driving over it, and he's got some   finger reach.  

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Like, so, you know, Steve pointing in from Slow Newsday.   He said that's one of the only good things, like, when he was living in Boulder Creek   because that's one of those areas that   was a poor area back in the day, and that's where Steve, you know, lived.   Well, then all of a sudden, rich people decided that that was cool   and came and bought up the whole bunch of properties and jacked up all the property prices to, you know, skyrocket them.   And, suddenly, it's completely unaffordable   to live there.   Like and   Steve said the only good part about those rich assholes moving in was then they actually because the rich people are there, will come and fix the potholes in the roads and things like that. Because when rich people complain, government officials listen.  

When poor people complain, they don't care.  

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I saw a guy who discovered a sinkhole   in New York City   and lived in there for a while. He was live streaming from this giant sinkhole   under   the sidewalk,   and he was dressed as a mole. He was popping up and spooking people. Is he speaking Yiddish?   Okay. Right. Right. So I guess we have to   determine what is a tunnel,   what is a sewer, what is a sinkhole, what is a hidden network   of underground   railroads,   And where's Elizabeth Tubman in all of this?   Was that her name?   Is it Harriet?   Harriet,   Jennifer.  

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Yeah. Asking for a friend. Asking for a friend about the Yiddish thing. Yeah. This is you know?   I don't know what language moles speak. I don't know.   I've just heard   I've heard rumors that Yiddish underground thing people hanging underground.   I just saw a thing.   Was it I can't remember what city it was in, but they caught some lady   living inside of a sign.   Like Oh.   Apparently, the sign was wide enough for, you know, prime maintenance and electrical inside of it and whatever. And it was enclosed, you know, I assume, again, for the electrical.   And,   she was just living inside that motherfucker.  



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Yeah. I think I've got that. It was a grocery store sign.   Let's see.   Maybe I can bring it up here. I don't know.  

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Hey, man.   They're putting spikes under the bridges. You gotta you gotta go where you gotta go. So Midland,  

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Michigan?  

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Yeah. Billing says it's mid Midland, Michigan.  

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K. I think I had a video here we can look at   to determine   where this thing is.  

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No. I would I do not know that the Daily Stormer website   for area news is up again.   I did not know that it was down.   I do not existed.   While I understand that I parallel a lot of the things that they're they're on,   I've not really known the daily stormer.   The one I was familiar with was, who who the fuck was that that used to be on YouTube and got taken down?   It was a pretty good station too. I really actually liked a lot of their stuff.   But they did a bunch of, Steven McNallen   talks, and I think that's got what got him burnt.   Shit. Red   red something.  



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Red ice radio?  

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Red yeah. Red ice. Yep.   And then red ice got burnt, and I think that was from McNallen   after,   he went to, Michigan, is it? And started that, whole church and,   And I'm not I'm not a fan of,   Asatru myself.   Not a fan of McNallen.   But,   I I thought all around that was a pretty decent station.   But I'm not not particularly aware of the daily storm or   nor was I   aware of until last week was one of the first times I that's the most I knew about them when we were talking about them last week.   What are we looking at here? Oh, the lady living in the sign? A police  

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woman confronting a woman living in a grocery store sign in Michigan.  

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Can you imagine though that this being this lady though, she's like sitting there all peacefully just chilling out and all of a sudden there's cops fucking at her door like dude, what the fuck, man? I was just sitting here chilling out.  

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I just don't feel so I can get down right away. I'm moving out of here in 24 hours to get away from home, please. You're coming out right now. Okay. Well, I don't wanna leave any of my stuff. So here's the thing. So I talked to the manager,  

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and   I talked to the manager. She's down on the on the ground.   The the biggest thing is a liability issue for her. K? You being up here is a big time liability issue. Awesome.  

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So how is it a liability?   Don't answer. I already know.  

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Wyman was on red ice quite a bit in her final days.   Didn't know it. You know, I might have remembered that actually, now that you say it. I wouldn't have remembered that before, but now that you say it, I actually think I might have seen that of some of those. I said   of some of   those.   I said, I thought it was a pretty damn good channel, and then they yanked it. This was back in the 1st days of the great purges.  

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It's a memory   stream tonight. It'll dig up all the old memories.  

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Do you wanna do more all the old memories? From when we were in the womb, Marcus.  

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Well, you remember when we were living in the grocery store sign in Michigan?  

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So she wants you gone.   Hey. That's how you do that. I have to go talk to my boss. Well, hear me out first because there's you have no time, like, you're coming out with us.   And then she's gonna get a hold of the head   boss, and they're gonna collect your things. And within a few days, you're more than welcome to come back and grab them.   Where are they putting my stuff? We'll find out. But you are on their property, so you have got no standing whatsoever.   K? No squatters rights? No. Yeah. She she has no sensitive stuff. I do understand that. That. She has no ill will against you. She wants to make sure your stuff's all protected.   She just wants you gone   with us. I don't  

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are they being extra reasonable here?  

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They sound nice.  

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That isn't   unreasonable   by any means.   I mean,   because she's living in shitty conditions inside of a sign   that she wasn't welcomed into.  

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Yes.  

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Is she an employee at the grocery store?  

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I also thought I heard her say her boss.  

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Right.  

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Which is she's an employee at the grocery store. Shame on you. Your employee's living in a sign.  

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Yeah.  

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Definitely the sensitive stuff with drugs. Now I'm gonna move my stuff right here ASAP   back to my storage unit. Okay. And then I'll show you that. The biggest thing is is she wants you  

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off the roof as quick as possible. So you're not gonna be willing that. You guys are actually gonna make it longer.   No. You're coming with us.   Like, to the station? No. No. Like, you're when we walk out of here, you're walking out with us, and you're not coming back on the roof. They're gonna get it all for you. Can I take anything with me? What do you need to take? Well, first of all, how are you getting up and down off this? And how are you gonna carry all this stuff?   Well, how else do you think I got all this stuff? I know you did, obviously. But,   like, what are you talking about? Like, I I understand you got  

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some big things.   Like my clothing,   my bedding   stuff.  

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Yeah. We're not gonna The ingenuity of meth.  

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So every everything that you're mentioning is like  

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My rock, my light bulb.  

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It's body cam footage,   but all we see are the feet,   the boots.  

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Well, you can see her. You can see her hands.   See her hands. Sticking out of her sweater there?  

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Right. So we know she's not carrying any deadly weapons, but you can see the the boots. Are they freshly licked? They kinda shed  

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Multiple trips. Most of my stuff is just   well, it would probably take me about   putting on, like, trying to avoid people, trying to   general, needing myself in there to a truck. It'll probably take you a few hours.   That's not gonna happen.  

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Over here People see people have seen you. I don't know how long they talked to this woman. They explained to her,   you're coming with us now,   and then they just let her keep talking. It's very kind of them. Was she hanging up with Howard?   I wonder.   Skip ahead and see if she actually walks out.  

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Well, we're not gonna worry about that. Okay?  

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You ready to get down?  

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That's   That's the biggest mess. Yeah.   How long have you been up here?   About   a year. Have you? Yeah. Oh, wow.   Not Chase. Yeah. That comes with you.  

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So when we started chatting with you last year,   you were living up here?  

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Yeah. Okay. I'm just curious.  

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I'm,  

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like damaging   any Oh, no. No. No. Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. In the front spot. What   what caused you to what caused you to look in here?   Like This,  

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Did somebody   turn you onto this?  

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No.   This is actually an old safe spot. It's a first for me. I've seen a lot of things. I have too. I'm, like, interested in trade. Too. I'm intrigued. I know. This is impressive.   Yeah. That's Did it get cold in the winter?   Yeah. I've got it. I'm not ideal with that. I've still Oh, you're stronger than I am. I've been in She's still in the safe spot. Like to be in   the   still cold, so Yeah. Yeah. Is there like a I would cry with a thunderstorm that keeps Is there a light in here that shine that illuminates?   Well Or do you No. We don't have any of that.  

Okay. So  

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do I bring anything? No. No. Just bring like I said, grab your phone, grab your ID, any Phone cord? Whatever   valuables of some sort. But,   yeah, we can't,   like I said, she wants you down now, so we gotta get  

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Grab your crack rocks.  

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Just like an eviction notice?  

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Well, it's not a domicile,   so  

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I don't think you could be evicted from it. It's more of a trespassing situation. Squatter's rights? She's been there for a year, and they've known this woman for a year.  

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Yeah.   To live, though. So   they could say it's   it's a trespass.  

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But a year, I think she could make a case.  

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Mhmm.   That's a that's a good question. In California,  

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anyways, she could definitely make a case. She might own the group for now.  

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She may own  

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the entire city now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's been out there for a year without them noticing. I think she owns it.  

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She's this big. I know.   It   smells good in there. I've checked.   Yes.   It's a comfortable one.  

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Okay. Cops are gonna move in there after she leaves.  

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Actually Smells good like garlic.  

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Ladder.  

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We're the I'm not a ninja. Not a roof ninja. But   Yeah. That's not for everybody.  

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I guess the pimp in this little hole. How much do you got? You're living in this Do you want me to take that?  

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Not too bright off here. That's good. No. It's not too bad. It's a little overcast here. Is she wearing a scuba mask? Oh, that glove.  

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Where is God? Where is God?  

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Positive, Marcus. Yeah. One of the local Tweaker bitches here, And this is the worst one, and she's crazier than shit. This bitch wanders around in the fucking woods   and wears a full scuba suit with a stick like that, and then a wig and a hat over top of it so you can't tell she's wearing a scuba suit. And she'll sit out in the worst storms and scope your house out in the woods because she's wearing a scuba suit.   In the south And that's how she's staying warm in the winter in that scuba suit, fucking, you are not getting cold.  

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It's a homeless hack.  

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That's where the manager's hanging out. Great. And, They're gonna be so happy to see me. She's they're probably not gonna be. They're soup they're being super cool, honestly.   Again, she's got no ill will. She's just like, I can't have this girl falling. She needs to get off our roof. So that's where we're at. So  

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Wow.  

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Really brilliant.  

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It smells like garlic in there.   It's a safe spot.  

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No. The vampires bother.   Like, I live in Northern California. You see some of them homeless in Cam, and some of them are elaborate, dude.   It just depends on the homeless people.   Like, some of them, yeah, it's just a shithole that they're just going to stay in underneath a a shit a fucking   sheet with some fucking but some of them people, they got little palaces built in there.   Oh,  

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yeah.   Some real ingenuity.   I've seen a couple levels, like, different, like, 3 floors   of homeless camps.  

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Uh-huh. I see one that had numerous rooms including, like, must have been a massage room. There's somebody giving massages out in one of the rooms and shit. Like  

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A smoke stack.   Yeah.   It's   pretty cool.   Portland.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah.   It's like a 3rd world country now.  

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It really is.   I did a Ren Fest a couple years ago in Portland, and I was like, Jesus.  

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Yeah.  

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Will the police   talk with this woman for an extended period of time where they checking in, like, a mental health   check to determine what they needed to   do or handle her if she was dangerous.  

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It helps to get a rapport with people.   So they talk to them for a while, and then   if they're cooperative, it's a lot easier. Especially if you have to get somebody down off a building, it's a lot easier if they walk willingly than having to   hoist them down,   kicking and screaming, I would imagine.   Sounded like it was pretty hard to get up there,   By the way, the cops were talking.  

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Like, I doubt there was a Yeah. The cops didn't seem like they just walked up some nice stairs or something. They didn't I don't like they were gonna carry nothing down.  

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Did they use the fire department's ladder truck?  

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That's a good idea. Maybe at the airport ladder truck   would be nice.  

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Or a bucket truck.  

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Bucket   truck with a with a pole dancing man, strong man on top?  

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Yeah. You can get them at the Christian churches now I've heard.  

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Not all of them. Just one very specific fucking get to dancing, Marcus.  

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Stop talking and get to dancing.   We got girls fucking waiting to pay money, bro. The shoulders.  

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You  

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know what? They're tired of you flirting. They want the goods. I can only dance from the waist up.  

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Like  

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chest and above. You'll have to use your imagination for the rest.  

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That's where the holy spirit lives.  

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Oh, the spirit lives in your pants?   Weird.   Really weird. That's weirder than the fucking homeless lady in the fucking grocery store sign.  

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I don't even know what to say about this. Sure that was.  

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Yeah. I don't lie. Holy shit. Yeah.  

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You haven't seen this before? This diagram for leaving room for the holy spirit when you dance?  

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Well, that's a good spot for the holy spirit.  

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It's like she He might be trying. It seems like he's kinda getting the Oreo at VAC tier going on.   Why is he getting the fucking   why is he the fucking sandwich in the middle white stuff in the middle? I don't understand. You're  

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a pervy ass holy spirit. That's that's leaving space for the holy spirit.   She can put her hands on his shoulders.   With her permission, he's allowed to   gently,   loosely place his fingers on her   waist. Which  

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bible are we talking? Because the Gideons is only, like, this big and, like, this wide. Like like Gideon's are very small, but then again, I I saw like, you know, the the very first one published. That one was giant, the Gutenberg Bible. That thing's like that. I don't know if Christy could even touch me from that far away. I dance with a tiny orange Catholic Bible.   I always bring Bibles around for measurement.  

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I love the Christian rock.  

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Christy asked to put up a poll up here because she wants to hang pots off it, and I was like, Brian, grab the bible. Oh, this is 13 and a half bibles long.  

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Old testament and new testament.  

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Yeah. You better bone up on your sword swallowing skills.   You get a pull.  

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I I, you know, I had no idea. I had no idea that's what Christians were doing these days.  

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They made the next after that. I don't know if it was a Barbara Streisand effect where Feel like they wanted everyone to talk about them. And picking soon.   Yeah. They didn't they didn't close   their Stronger men's conference without having a a heart to heart   on stage in comfy chairs talking back and forth about the issue that they had,   maybe   conceived of   already   being the great way to conclude the stronger men's conference   by kinda hugging it out.  

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It's very interesting that very quietly,   there is definitely a recognition   that the masculine is dead and broken and that there needs to be a revival of it.   And it's extraordinarily unfortunate   that you see so many,   people being put in these different guru positions.   And the shit that they're choosing to do is so fucked up, whether it's some of these red pill podcast type things with, like,   fresh and fit. I was watching some debate with this fresh and fit guys. And this guy, he's the things that they a a lot of these they're pushing is is basically   be the asshole from the eighties in high school. That was the womanizer   and the   the complete dickhead and thought the world of himself even though he hadn't built up any skills or any reason to be. You know, everything is very, narcissistic and monetary. And   there there's nothing about that that, like,   why is it that the being manly isn't suddenly   being that polymath   where you,   we're still trying to keep folks from fucking the Christians were. And you know what? He was pole dancing,   which I gotta admit,   watching another dude pole dance did not make me wanna have sex at all. So, I mean, they have got that going for him. I I admit that.  

But   no one keeps a pocket sized new test tube.   Nice. Nice.   You wanna carry a Gideon's around because then if you don't have any papers   and you get caught in a pinch,   you don't want that thick bible paper. The Gideons is super thin. You can barely taste it.  

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Passing out bibles on the street corner near the   elementary   school   is very suspicious behavior, but probably allowed.   And this just skull guy keeps dripping out of Mars Hill. He's got a church in Arizona now.  

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Who's Mark Driscoll?  

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He's the guy who's calling out the   the guy who's on America's Got Talent   who was showing his sword swallowing strength. Oh, oh, he's the dude that everybody got mad at for  

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swallowing? I didn't even see him do no sword swallowing, just fucking do pole dancing is all I saw. I mean, I can understand where he would do sword swallowing all through it. You're dancing on a pole like a stripper and then sticking long objects down your throat. I don't know what message you think you're sending.   Strange   part of Missouri.   Missouri Missouri. Is that one that, dude that built the arc, the arc recreation with the dinosaurs? Is is that in Missouri also?  

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Ken Ham's creation in the museum.   That's gotta be within driving distance,   probably.  

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Something bad in the water down there, probably?  

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Could be.   Poles and holes,   magnetic electric.   Isn't that what you're gonna be talking about for 3 hours?  

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That was super interesting part of it. But, again, the more interesting parts of that   interview were basically direct rips from, Walter Russell.   But it's,   he was trying to say that, a magnets that there's an energetic masculine and an energetic feminine going on.   And the whole reason that the two poles that will butt together,   the north south is because one is outside and one is inside.   And   that was pretty fascinating.   And there's a few other parts. But, again,   these aren't things that he has even though it some of it he claimed,   you know, just like he claimed that he basically knew everything Walter Russell said by the time he was 6.  

Like, that's fucking amazing. I mean, my I I was   exceptional.   They pulled me out of school,   put me through tests.   You know, I was in the who's who, I was in all kinds of different things.   They wanted me to take MENSA testing when I was in fucking elementary school.   And   my first memory that I can distinctly tell you what was going on   was when I was 4,   and I was about 4a half actually because,   it's when my   my,   mom,   was getting ready to have my little brother.   And I remember my dad's brother, my uncle came over and stayed with me.   And button in,   side the bear, so I couldn't wind it up no more. I was not happy about that.  

Still remember it.  

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That sucks.  

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Yeah. And I also had a nightmare and I don't even then didn't really have dreams, but my uncle had been bitten by a brown recluse.   So his whole calf   was like   gangreneous,   right? Like just Ian was just like sloughing off   and the there was shit oozing out of it all over the place. So I had some real crazy spider   spider nightmares that night.   You know, after seeing my uncle's leg.   He's scared shitless of spiders too. You know? After that, like, it's still   I haven't seen him in years, but, last time I'd seen him, that's still his leg once a year would go through that   nervous thing where it would fucking   the skin would just slough off and his egg leg would just start oozing   guck.  

Oh.   Yeah.  

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So he's not planning any long walks at that point?  

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No.   No. He wraps his leg up and,   if you've ever seen somebody with a gout sock Oh. It's kind of the same thing.   You know, same kind of concept where they just put like a wrap on there and put like this gout sock on there that just kind of sucks up the ooze.   Super gross.   Who's another thing that? Oh, dude, they hate I hated it. So it was so rough, Gordy. They like because being in South Dakota,   also they didn't have programs because I was from town around us   has maybe   800   give or take,   and that's about 45 minutes away.   That's where everybody work. They work at Hortons there in Britton.  

So they just took they the first thing they thought was, well,   we'll put him in 7th grade because I had,   freshman in college or at least college level anyways,   reading comprehension,   and   math, and,   science comprehension.   But I was extremely lacking in my social   understandings   and my social abilities.   So they're like, well, he already doesn't get along with kids. We're just gonna put him in with bigger kids that he doesn't get along with and is a little weirdo. And so that's just gonna get him beat up a lot. So they just kind of took me out and put me in the library most of the time. And then they had a few weird national programs. Like they made me,   I had to do this thing called problem solvers,   where they literally, I'm like fucking 8 and they're like,   if the world ran out of drinkable water, how would we desalinate   ocean water   efficiently enough to provide water for people? And then left me sit in a fucking room and never came back for like a month.  

Like, ah, did you come up with something?  

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Did you solve the problem of thirst?   We're talking  

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big girls here, a 12 foot tall puppet. Remember her? Tell you what, that also helped my social Oh, yeah. A lot.  

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Remember this nightmare puppet?   This wicker man, wicker woman,   little wicker girl?  

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That was You know, if you look at anything if you look at at anything  

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19   19 fifties and earlier though, it's macabre as shit. Like, everything for little kids,   super macabre.   I don't think things started getting really friendly until the eighties.  

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Well, until death, like, infant mortality rates.   Yeah. Yeah. Infant mortality rates went crazy, shit like that. No. But what I'm saying is when when death was more real for children, that they had a more real   they everything wasn't sugar coated for them now. We didn't let them think about death and and bad things or ugly things or scary things.   Everything   is coddled and and, you know, like, before when death was a normal thing, the kids didn't you you didn't hide death. Nursery rhymes were about death. Right around the road fucking nursery rhymes are macabre as shit. Yeah. Because death was more  

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abundance. And, like, anybody that watches our Wednesday shows there, the last couple of Wednesday shows that we did,   fucking, like, forever ago, I was reading Russian fairy tales. Yeah. Super macabre. Remember that one? And I don't I still don't know what the the   the core value they were trying to pass on was out of the story where they're just like that one little girl like saw some dude killing somebody and then he just started killing her family every year and asking her about it and shit. And like just doing real weird sick. You're like, what the fuck is the point to this?  

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To reduce the fear of death so that you start living life.   So afraid to try and fail you. Maybe don't do anything.   This   12 foot tall puppet they call little Amal,   noting here Amal in Arabic sometimes means hope or something.   In other language, mal might mean   bad.   But in this context   of a 12 year old Syrian refugee   marching across war torn Europe,   a lot of the children in Europe are facing   the idea   that other people don't care about other groups of people and will   completely kill all of them.  

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What time I like little Palestinian children?  

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Talking about refugee children.  

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Like, Palestinians?  

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Could be Palestinian.   Yep.  

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That would be a real crazy different life.   I mean, I didn't grow up with a lot of safety,   but   to grow up where regularly buildings around you just explode   and shit like that, and people all the people, you know, just die.   Wow.   I don't even know what kinda   I can't even imagine what that would do to your mentality.   Like, life would become quite trivial because   one moment it's there. One moment it's gone for no apparent reason.   No good or bad to it. You know?   Over here, we live in this relative safety,   and we feel like our deaths should have some kind of meaning. And   those poor people, they just   it's just something that just fucking comes whimsically.  

Yeah. That's what they do,   little   weirdo.   I I would have to agree.  

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I just have to laugh in the face of death, I suppose.  

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Well, I mean, as a heathen,   it doesn't bother me overly much. I'm not like trying to run off to my death. I'm not, you know, but at the end of the day,   I trust and I truly believe that, this is not the end for me, that there's something else, and that the things that I'm doing now will echo into   leading now makes a difference.   And,   but   is this everything?   No. This is the beginning. This is like me setting the stage for the things I'm going to be.   That's why, like, at the beginning when I said,   you know, because and I can understand, you know, if you were saying, hey. I was 20. I did not I was just trying to make money. I was just trying to, Well, for me, a pimp   who raps,   you know, and   And so   anything I'm representing now that echoes into the afterlife,   that's a big deal. I believe that that's probably why they say a cult, you're not supposed to start until after, what, 42?  

So I don't know. I try to carry myself a certain way and represent a certain thing, I I I do that at home and in the public eye.   That's why so many people when they talk about me, they're like, you get what you see.   Like, because that's what I try to represent. And when the when the   next phase of   me   comes,   of I am comes,   I've set the tone for that. I wouldn't want that tone to be, I would, a pimp. I wouldn't want that.  

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Another story I wanna bring up here.   It's kind of a sad story, but maybe it's a happy story.  

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Thank you, Dwight.  

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This famous dog,   perhaps the most famous dog on the Internet.  

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Didn't we go through this   dog somehow   before?   Did we talk about this dog before?  

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We've talked about   Kobasu before as being the meme   dog   that became the face of a cryptocurrency   called Dogecoin, which I think was Okay. Out of Homestar Runner,   like, d o g e. You might say dog e,   but they pronounce it doge,   and that became a funny thing.   This   specific Shiba Inu,   while alive,   was memorialized,   I have to now announce that I think this dog is no longer alive.   This article from December  

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22nd No. It's not explained a lot either.  

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Announces   that they had memorialized it. I have   to allow some   web images to come through here.   They don't know the date of the birth of Kobo Sue.   On November 2, 2008,   she joined the family of   Atsuko Sato. It was decided   that would be Kobosu's 3rd birthday.   Then on February 13, 2010, Kobosu graced the internet becoming the world's most beloved meme. She's wholesome, calm, and accepting, inspiring her devotees to do only good every day.   There's a plaque. I'll have to get the picture of it.   And there's a park and a bench.   This dog has been memorialized.  

Probably the most famous dog on the Internet.  

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Hats off   to the dog.  

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We did also talk about   a fox spirit in a stone   that was featured on the same sora news24.com   website.  

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Was this the stone that broke?  

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Releasing a spirit?  

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Yeah.   Interesting. I wonder what happened, with that.  

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Could find a follow-up story.  

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In Japan, right, there was a   stone with a spirit trapped in it?  

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Yeah. I think it was a fox spirit.  

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Was it 9 tailed?  

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I think so.  

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9 tails. Had to have been 9 tailed.   That's the appropriate amount of tails for a fox   in Japan.  

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That's what I've heard.  

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Very comfy photo of this dong. I think this is it.  

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Are you better looking than the sheep, what you do, dawg?  

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Everybody can see. Come here. Everybody can see.  

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Here's that bench.   Three cats and one dog.  

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You see, I'm better way better looking than that dog.   The browns.  

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Stone bench?  

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Yes. A stone bench in a very comfortable   sofa.  

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It looks comfortable, actually.   Even stone.  

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No spikes on this bench?  

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No.  

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And some bronze animals.   Bronze cats and dog.   Was that 2 dogs and 2 cats? Oh, there's a 2 3 cats. Three cats and 1 Shiba Inu.  

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I don't know what sort of cats   these are.   Mhmm. But the face of the Shibu Inu is   very recognizable.   What kind of work will we do creating a life-sized Shiba Inu out of bronze?  

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Well, first, you'd have to   start with a concept and then,   sculpt the maquette, which would be a smaller version of it, and then you would, mathematically   enlarge it   and sculpt a bigger one.   I usually use a, opaque projector   and trace   trace stuff out,   cut up the maquette into a grid shape, and then   trace it out onto a wall on the paper and then cut. You didn't just dip the dog in the bronze?   You just dip the dog.  

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You can get dip the cats in bronze, but this dog is legendary.  

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Were those cat footprints on the ground in front of the cat? Yeah. The cat was still alive when they dipped it. That the the dog died, but the cats didn't. The cats, they had   to help help along.  

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I'm pretty impressed by the couch as well.   I I don't know a lot about stone.   That's beautiful.  

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It's all polished. Somebody's Yeah. Looking at that.  

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Lot of grinding.   A lot of grinding.  

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Dusty work.  

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Does it look like 3 sections?   Could you move them around   the sectional sofa?  

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Most likely for 3 sections.  

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You wouldn't want  

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to. I I don't I don't know. You know, that's a pretty large block of solid stone to come up with.   It rather even looks like them, pill back pillow is probably a removable.  

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I don't know. I doubt it. I bet they're just Grant group,   textured in there.  

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Could be. Founded.   Could be.  

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Bro, somebody's gonna be stealing them.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. That's you know what? The the theft in the world today is so crazy.  

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Yeah.   Got,   there was one Vietnam memorial sculpture, a big bronze that we did at our foundry.   And   every couple of years, we'd have to go down there and and cast a new,   machine gun because people would go up and hacksaw off the gun, off the soldiers holding   the holding the gun. They'd cut it off, like, every couple of years, they cut that thing off. We ended up putting a,   piece of solid steel inside of it that   as soon as they cut down to the   to the steel, it would just free roll.   And so the saw hacksaw could never get a purchase on it, and it would just Right.   They tried to tried to do it, but, it didn't work. So I ended up replacing it and then or repairing it, and then nobody ever, stole it after that. So,   yeah.  

Idiot.  

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Gordy, what's up? Gang.  

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Gordy.  

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I got this funky   light thing   yesterday that I haven't messed with   yet.   But Red lights. I'm messing with it here.  

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Are you trying to tell us that you're,   now that you're, single,   that you're becoming a prostitute?  

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I thought that you were developed. Who knows? In a dark room. Let's see.  

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We'll find out.   Oh, maybe it's pride month.  

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Oh.   Morty,   you don't have turn on the red  

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light. Oh, this is fancy.   This is fancy. What? Oh,  

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Wow.  

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You're a real streamer now. I know. Look at that.  

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Woah.   Oh.   Fluorescent light bulb. This  

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Is that neon? It's just LEDs. That's just cheap ass l e Chinese LEDs.   This damn thing.   Okay.   Alright. Hi.  

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Do you remember that 12 foot puppet girl  

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walking? The creepy creepy puppet lady? She's still walking around.  

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Still? She's still doing tours. Or again?  

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Why is she forced now? Did they  

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She never stopped.  

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Forrest Gump. Let's see.  

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We had talked about her walking a specific pilgrimage path   and then thinking that there is going to,   you know, put her in the sea and let her drown   or put her on a boat and ship her somewhere.   But now she's back around Dublin.  

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Oh, stop this stupid thing. Now I don't wanna fuck it. Come on.  

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Stop. Lights warning.   Oh, Gordy's gonna have a seizure.  

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Everybody watch. Yeah. Exactly.   What? Hey. Full screen while he's twitching, man.  

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Don't miss this. Should we be streaming the Twitch right now? Oh, yeah. Good idea.  

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Let's see. Okay. Sorry. It's almost,   tell us what are the plants behind you?  

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Oh, yes. These are   these are my mother's fake fake ass plant. Wish she can't keep anything alive. This one's alive. I was gonna This one? I was going to ask, are they artificial?  

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Mhmm. That's okay. Yeah. Yeah. Because in cemeteries,   the artificial plants   last the longest.   They're always in color. That's true. They never wither away.  

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Yeah. But they get gross after a while. And then the   the groundskeepers still have to clean that shit off, and people leave, like,   teddy bears and things like that, and that gets gnarly   in in the weather, and then they get Sometimes they get and ziplock bags.   I thought of you today,   Marcus. They were they were playing the,   Hallmark family channel.   Oh.   And I think I saw glimpses of Betty White and Amy Grant.   Amy Grant? Not in the same thing,   But it still gave me, like, little twitchies.   I'm like,   What's she wearing? The acting was so bad.   Was Amy Grant wearing shoes in the movie? She wearing feet? I I you know, I didn't care enough to,   stick around long enough to find out.  

Maybe.  

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Does she normally not have feet? I think she stipulates in her contract   that   she has the right to walk barefoot   if she chooses to do so.  

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She performs barefoot.  

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Always with feet?  

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Things with feet. Christiansen with things with their feet.   What is with them? Watching feet.  

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My job. Freaking fetish people.  

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Fetishists.   So what's the deal with,  

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That's how they stay virgins. They're jacking off on feet.  

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And bibles and keeping the bibles between them. How big is your bible,   Alan Marcus?   Bible is that too personal?  

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Average Christian's penis length.  

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Is that too personal to ask a man about his the size of his bible?  

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I have a a few of them around.   All sizes, all shapes. Is your  

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I think it's I'll fix your bible. Translation. See how thick his bible is.   That's what the kids are calling it these days.  

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There was a trend in the nineties   for selling   these cloth bible covers that had handles on them. They have pockets. It wasn't quite like a trapper keeper,   but it was this cloth   bag like suitcase to put your bible in.   Did you ever have one of those?  

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Nope. Did  

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I know that such a thing existed before you said it just fucking now?   Nope.  

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Oh, shit. I lost the window. I don't know this phone now well enough. Fuck.  

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You got it. I can get it out of here.   I don't have it within arms reach, and I'm not I go digging for it, but I do have I think that's his thumb. I don't know. Gordy's gotten kinda wild these days. I'm not sure what to put on the screen. Alright.  

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There we go. Alright, Rick.  

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Hello.  

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Mhmm.  

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It's Memorial Day weekend. What's It is Memorial Day weekend. You. Hey, Eljana.  

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Got any plans for cooking anything?  

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Oh, I already cooked a couple of times today. Every day.  

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Marinating some pork chops?  

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No.   Absa fucking lutely not. If I was gonna eat me, dead pig would not be it. It's going to be pig is not the one? No.  

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No.  

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Hey. It's not where I would go with it.   I would probably I although I love chickens, chick if I was gonna eat fucking something, it would probably be a chicken. Right. Are you there?   I know,   Brian.   Maybe if it was pit if it was eating my garden too many times and I had to shoot it, and I had to shoot it, I had to shoot it.   I have pretty good fences.  

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I like bison.   Bison's good.  

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Bison is good too. What?  

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Chris likes   a lot.   She likes   art. She's just like  

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yeah.   Right after the kill?   Yeah.  

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Yeah. Just like Just chase   like a fucking hunter.  

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As you do.   Yeah. That's how you do in South Dakota. Right? That's why I married her. Right. I mean, you're not gonna let that one go. I mean, once you see them do take pull off that trick, I mean, that's merry and material.  

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You you see her loping along after a bison and tackle it. You're like  

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You're like, that's the one.   Oh,   that's the one.  

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No. She does, though. She likes the hearts and fucking guts of them. I do the Now I'm eating them. Or The organ meats. Part was she didn't realize this. And then one day, fucking,   we looked down and she's like,   Brian had bought some different fucking meat.   And on accident, he had not looked at the label that close, and it was really close to what we normally got. But this one was like hearts and liver. It's same brand, but this one was like hearts and liver and shit. And Christy's like and and Christy's like, oh, this one is so good. And then we look at it, and it's all like hearts and livers and shit. We're like   so that's the best I can read. That's  

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that stuff's great for you. Organ meat is really good for you. It is, but it screws with my mind. I can't   Does it?   With your mind? How sad?  

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It's well, because that eating organ meat, you know, most people do that.  

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And Yeah. That's a  

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though. Like, he just got me some ground beef that has marrow in it.   Like, the ground patties there. And,   again, the thought of eating marrow grosses me out,  

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but, oh my god, it's so good. It's so good. It's so good for you too that Yeah. I'm at collagen.  

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I may have to bring her home with the a bone with the dogs. So fucking she'll be laying in bed just like the dogs.  

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Yeah. Dude, marrow is so good. I love marrow.   When you cook them down in the and you roast them down for hours.   Oh my god. That stuff is so good.   The juices.  

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See, we do that whole,   blood type diet here,   And I'm a vegetarian. If I wasn't gonna be a full vegetarian,   and according to my blood type, chicken is what I would eat.   But Christy's an old blood type, so she is a a specific   red meat eater. Now it's very interesting   because   if a types   eat organ meats, specifically,   organ meat is horrible for us and will give us,   kidney stones.   Oh,   yeah. Or no, gout. We'll get gout. Oh, gout.   And we'll get gout from organ meat, people with an A blood type.   Where now because she's got the O type, if she eats too many,   vegetables,   the oxalic   acid from the vegetables   will get it gets neutralized   by calcium and it'll make little kidney stones and she'll develop kidney stones from oxalic acid vegetables.  

Wow. Yeah. That's that's the same. Yeah. And I I'd get gout from eating them fucking burgers she's eating.   I don't wanna wear no gout socks. That looks really gross.   Oh, I'm glad. It's very fashionable, though. Depends on the city you're in. God, you ever been next to guy some guy when he raises gout socks out?  

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No. Thanks. Hello?  

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You're like, ah, here. I'll just go in and deal with that.   Okay.  

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Seems to be a a category of discussion on on the streams.   We got some other categories I've discovered, noticed some patterns.   We can maybe spin a wheel of topics and decide   what'll come up, but it'll always be   either places to piss or space debris.  

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So Yeah. I saw another another   news story about another comet.   Like, there's another one.   I don't know when that one's coming. It it's supposedly be coming between,   Jupiter and  

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Apophis?  

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No. No, I can't. It was another one, like a new one.   Like, oh, okay.   Like when you discovered there's so many earth.   Yeah. There's   so much shit falling out of the sky and so many earthquakes, like,   are we even paying attention anymore? It's like, are these real?   Supposedly the one in,  

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Portugal was. Seems to be. Right? But did you die?  

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But did you die?  

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Did you die?   No. I'm still alive.  

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Are you here?   We're still here.   Try to burn us out and keep spreading kids.   Keep trying to lock us up.  

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We survived the COVID. Surviving.   Survived the mirrors.   We survived the acid rains.   We survived Great, Scripple.  

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Back in 20  

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24 with all the shit falling out of the sky and   and all the   you can't afford groceries. What did you do?  

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I lived above the grocery store. We just got by. Back.  

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We didn't worry about it.  

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There's some pictures of more space free.  

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Still my favorite.  

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Your favorite?  

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I I wish that one hung out for longer.   Which one? Spontaneous   combustion.  

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Oh, yeah. That was fun.   So we got space debris. Somebody   so   I saw   some   commercial for another   comic movie too. I don't know what the fuck is happening.  

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Did have Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis making out and It could be in all yeah. Probably.  

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I don't know. It's probably they keep making the same movies over and over again.  

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Did Aerosmith was Aerosmith dating Ben Affleck in it?  

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Right.  

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Miss,   how how do girls like that get get such jobs   with lifts?   Like, lift lift Tyler   can't really peek her way out of a wet paper bag, really.  

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I gotta tell you, though. She's a star.   In fucking in fucking,   Lord of the Rings, that scene where fucking Frodo fucking when she fucking pops in and that that literally you're like,   oh, yeah, I don't give a fuck now. Like, this chick's got it. I'm cool. Oh,   yeah. About to fucking   take me away. Fuck you guys.   I don't care anymore.   Who's  

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your mom?  

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I don't know.  

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Celebrities  

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knew. Yeah. It's gotta be just because she's Steven Tyler's daughter. It's the only reason that she ever   caught on like that.  

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Well, there's this pattern of celebrities   hanging out with other celebrities and then marrying them and having children with them.   Here's   a woman,   Millie Bobby Brown, made famous before having a tattoo on her wrist. That is a girl.  

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Millie Bobby  

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Focus on the wrist tattoo. It's a number.   1 and 1 or I and I. It could be 2, but I think it's 11, so they call her l.   And now she's married to   Jake Bongiovi   who is the son of a guy who called himself   Bon Jovi. I think he's a musician.  

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Bon Jovi?  

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Bon Jovi. It's Bon Jovi. Sean Bon Jovi. It's good? What is it? What does Jovi mean in there?   Good happy.   Isn't that what a Bon Jovi?  

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Doesn't he have AIDS?   John I don't know.   Yeah.  

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Thought he would.  

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We're sure he has people that work for him that help him out with stuff. Bon Jovi, Magic Johnson.  

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You know what? Magic Johnson didn't have AIDS. That's a lie.   How how did oh, dude. The Bon Jovi thing's a Mandela effect.   I'm not the only person that thinks this.  

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Is it? I don't know that one.   Where Jon Bon Jovi had   Bon Jamb Jon Bon Jambi   had AIDS? Yeah. You know, I've never heard that.  

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No. I don't think It was right around the time that he did that,   cowboy   fucking, I'm a cat. Not not not that's Kid Rock. No. It's what's that cowboy song?  

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Still, horse sound. I'm   running.   Won't it?  

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I've heard that song on the radio.  

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So good. That one? Mhmm. I've already got 8? Yeah. That one. When that when that thing came out in that movie, that was during that was right in that, Young Guns Young Guns. That was right here. Young Guns?   The and he that's when he got that's when it came out. He had aids.  

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Never heard that one. I don't remember it anyway.  

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You know, I'm not about the 2 timeline thing, but that that, you know, there's so many things like that because I mean,   that wasn't even like a little thing. Like, I didn't until just now realize that that was a questionable thing.   Oh. Like, I seriously just thought the dude had AIDS. It was like Magic Johnson and just keeps on living without fucking it bothering him somehow.  

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Well, I was from the timeline where c three p o still had a silver leg. So   Yeah. They always had a silver leg.  

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I got,   a book that,   I gave it to Brian Stavely,  

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scene, because then supposedly the the whole thing with that is is that,  

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they say that the reason people think he had a gold leg is because the silver was reflecting sand and there was a lot of sand scenes in that first movie. One's   getting   lifted   up   and getting   one's getting lifted up and getting ready to get put in the plane and C3PO   is standing there and R2D2 is getting put in the plane and he's distinctly got 2 golden legs and it's and it's a still from the movie and I own that and I why I used to own that book. And it was just a still shot from the movie. It was, Lucasfilms,   fucking a bunch of the Star Wars trading cards. Yeah. And Yeah. And I had some of the cards,  

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the a bunch of   the Star Wars trading cards. Yeah. And Yeah. Me too. Those ones showed it showed the silver leg.  

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Yeah. Some of them showed it. And in the book, he has a silver leg and, like, half of it, and, like, half of it, he doesn't. Yeah. That and that shit happened in comic books and stuff all the time. Like, Hulk was gray first because of a weird  

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printing thing.  

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Well, then what they say with, with him is is that, you know, that scene where he gets completely disassembled   and then he's laying there with a bunch of scrap parts.   Well, that's after that's when he has the silver leg   because he got disassembled.   And Mhmm. Oh, right. Right. Right. And hearing him, like, in pieces pieces of thing, you know, robot on his back. Right. It's   I I certainly I didn't know the Bon Jovi thing was a Mandela thing. I'm gonna have to bring that up with Stavely because I did not even realize that was a thing. I just   thought he had AIDS.  

Not everybody knew he had AIDS. Is there anything online about   we have. Yeah. Let's dig into it. As soon as I pull it up, I just put Bon Jovi AIDS, and the first thing that comes up is Jon Bon Jovi HIV positive Mandela effect, and apparently, that's a thing. Wow.  

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Was   that a headline   in tabloid papers for a while? Was it a thing where it would be   celebrity name? Does they have AIDS's?  

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Question mark. Does does they have AIDS's?  

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It's a it's a question you can ask any of somebody.  

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The AI will figure it out.   Does they have agents?   Hey. Hey, Alexa. Does they have agents?  

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Remember when Nickelodeon   News   staff got into   conversations with celebrities having HIV and or AIDS   in 1992?   Nope. No. 1992,   March 25th,   Linda Ellerbee   on   a Saturday night sat down and talked to a group of kids   about   HIV and AIDS.   Magic Johnson sat down   with   the children,   one of which was a little girl who   had   HIV and or AIDS and was very sad about it.   So Magic Johnson is comforting this girl saying, you are still a human being. You're still a valuable life.   She's just crying, and all the kids are watching   and having a real heart to heart valuable life. With Linda Heller Bee.  

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You still have a valuable life. AIDS life. Occur. You're gonna die, but you still got a valuable.  

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I'm gonna live forever because I really don't have AIDS, but you're gonna eat shit. Sorry, kid. I'm I'm gonna play in the Olympics in a few years. Is that what?   Yeah. He he he Exactly.   92.   Was that   so that was, like, the period between where he he said his he was retired and nobody would play with him,   and then he played for the USA Olympic team. Is that 92, 94?  

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Wait. Wait. Can you possibly imagine that? Like, dude's got, like, fucking this bombshell of a disease, and you're, like, playing this   kind of physical  

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sport. Yeah. They wouldn't play with him. No. Like   Ugh. Supposedly.  

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That was the 1992 Olympics.   Were they the Summer Olympics   in Barcelona, Spain? That's right. Yes. This would have been the time  

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Olympics.   Interesting.  

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So he retired from the Lakers in 1991   due to his HIV diagnosis.   Right. Then he goes to Nickelodeon to talk to children about HIV and AIDS diagnosis.   And then in that summer, a few months later, he is playing in an all star game   for an Olympic team.  

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Yeah.  

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Just decimating everybody.  

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Magic.   Johnson.   Yo ho ho.   His name is Magic Johnson.  

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Exactly.   Alright.  

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Is he still fucking alive?  

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Yep.   Jesus.  

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Morin   Spurlock is not alive.   Oh, yeah. Quite a few people are taking off. Discover in your fact finding mission on the secret side of the good guys' lives. He's worth $1,200,000,000,  

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and he's 64.   Wow.  

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Out of magic?  

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$1,200,000,000.  

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That wasn't from his basketball career. Where the fuck is he getting that kind of money?  

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Speaking engagements. It's magic.  

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It's magic. Oh. Uh-uh. Oh,  

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it's It's magic.  

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You know?   It's not so.  

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Morgan Spurlock died at 53, same age as me.   I don't know.   I didn't care about Morgan Spurlock. He was, like   I kinda think it was a   a whole   a whole supersize thing   size of me thing was kind of a   Didn't he admit later that Seems like it was a plant.  

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Didn't he cheat? Admit later that he cheated on that whole thing, that he was Oh, yeah. He was he was,  

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I don't care.   He's dead.  

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Well, that he was, like, eating extra stuff and whatnot. Yeah. From Really? And we had evidence at the Williamsburg. I think that that came out that he, was eating extra stuff to try,  

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amplify the results. And they made him look worse than he was. And, yeah, and they they got one specific weird doctor,   you know, and I don't know. It was all a mess. He didn't I think the guy was in chemistry.   A bunch of them after that.  

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I think he had a men's health episode where he explained his handlebar mustache as being a men's health thing. He was very well known for being the guy with the handlebar mustache.   And I'm wondering, is Morgan Spurlock   really dead? Is the man   known publicly as Borgen Spurlock.  

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Is that I do not imagine that we got he got the  

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the backs. I gotta imagine he got that.  

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Of course, he did. Did he just retire from public appearances?  

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I think he was kinda ashamed out of  

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because at that time, there was Michael Moore and Morgan Spurlock, and they were the 2 guys making documentaries.  

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What did he say was the reason? How fucked you let a Michael Moore outlive you? Jesus Christ.   He I you have a I feel my fucking veins   clogging up looking at Michael Moore.   He directed   it says he directed 23 films and was producer   of nearly 70 films.   Received a claim for Supersize Me,   2007,   What Would Jesus   Buy? He directed Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden.   Right. Interesting. How many weird famous people   are around that because,   around that kind of weird thing where all these famous people started getting involved in heavy political things like Sean Penn   and, like, fucking,  

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Dennis Rodman and weird shit like that. Yeah. Shane was talking about that last night.  

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The greatest movie ever sold.   The last thing that they really list is 2013.   13. He apparently was doing a CNN show called Inside Man from   2013   to 2016.   He,   supersize me 2 holy chicken was set to be released in 2017   and tells Spurlock wrote a social media post saying that he had a history of sexual misconduct   referring to himself as part of the the problem leading to a distribution   drop   and resignation from the production company. The film was instead   distributed   in 2019   by Samuel Goldwyn Films.   Died of cancer, it says.   So apparently, he dropped out of the public view to try and duck the me too movement from the way it looks.  



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What did he say that what was his,   what was the post that it said? What did it say? This is just a Wikipedia. Look look his name up, Wikipedia,  

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and fucking basic shit. He said he's and it has this in parentheses.  

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Sexual prediction or something?  

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It says that, he wrote a social media post saying that he had a history of sexual   misconduct,   and referring to himself as, and this part is in quotes, part of the problem.  

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Well, we're all white males. We are all part of the problem.  

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Hold on. I'll look it up and see if there's more on it.  

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So he was known for  

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his facial hair. Yeah. That's a me too thing.   It's it's a me too. That's what I thought. I thought that time frame landed in the same   cat. It says he catapulted into public conscious after sue supersize me blah blah.   Spurlock later opened a fast food restaurant of his own in 20 16, which he claimed to be more humane than other restaurants.   Pandemic,   and ceased to make documentaries altogether.   7 years after his early retirement, he's died. Wow. Gave so much fun.   No other details.  

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Cancer.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. And can you ask that question even?  

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Says he had a   said he had a consistent prop drinking problem from age 13.  

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The guy lived a very public life.   Are we sure he's dead and not just retired from public life?  

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So   apparently   fucking egg, Bob.   You suck, bitch.  

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Oh, boy.   Philly dog. Okay.  

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So apparently, he cheated on multiple women,   demeaned, and belittled a female coworker, and then paid her to Hawaii.   What?  

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I think we have to say allegedly between every word.  

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No. He's dead. No. He's dead. We don't care. Yeah. And he's the one who said it. So he said he he he,   demeaned and belittled a female coworker and then paid her to keep quiet about it   And was once accused of rape by a fellow college student. Oh. Well, I'm not sure why you would even say that unless you felt guilt about it. So did you rape a girl? Or you actually did?   Yeah. Yeah. Because being accused of is one thing, doing it is another. Like being accused of it means nothing. If you raped another person, yeah, you're a piece of shit. And you should have been hung   at that point in time.  



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Is that just the cost of doing celebrity?   Is people are going to allege that you've   allegedly done things  

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It'll always happen.  

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All along the the journey, and that fuels the   the tabloid machine   where they will always ask a question,   raise the allegations,   and keep it going.   And from a publicist   point of view, to keep the names   in   the headlines   means that they're just gonna get more roles because they remain   relevant.   So they'll find a role, they'll fit into it, and they'll keep doing the thing. So Morland Sperlock being the white guy who does documentaries who isn't the fat guy who does documentaries,   they kinda saturated the market there.  

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Fucking  

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goddamn.   He is so fat.   So fat just   like jowls.   How are you gonna have that much your jowls alone?   Give me a heart attack, bro.   You fat fuck.  

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Maybe he was still eating because of all the   factories that closed down. He was just stress eating. Reason. Yeah.  

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We're so worried about the unions. Yeah.   Oh, government losing jobs.   Yep.   Darn   darn capitalism.   Oh my.   Darn that's do so, like, hey.   I was thinking about that. What's that what's that,   the crypto is the corn guy, Justin. Right?   Yeah. So check this out. I'm out here,  

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at an old people's I go to the pool  

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at night where nobody   is. Right? Because it's a retirement area.   And some dude just one other dude there, older guy,   And, we strike up a conversation and   comes out. He's, like, start talking about the thylacine   and wants to see if the thylacine   is,   still alive.   And I'm like,   who who even knows what the thylacine is? Do you guys know what the thylacine is? It's the,   tag Tasmanian tiger?   Oh, yeah. Extinct. Right?  

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It's come back. And supposedly it's come back. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We brought this.  

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This old old fella looks real buff. Like, I he   I figured he was, like, maybe in his   sixties, you know, early sixties something.   Dude was 75,   and he's a plane,   he's a puddle jumper pilot   or a water pilot,   and he's he flies all around the Philippines   and wants also wants to go look for the,   homofluorescence   because people say that the,   homofluorescence   little people are still out there. So he wants to go do that. I'm like, fuck. There are people out here,   really, that really actually do this kind of thing.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. Just not in America. Just not here.   Yeah. In Russia,   fucking people talk about gnomes and fucking fairies and all kinds of Yeah. Like, it's it's in their science literature.   Like, that's base that's mainstream science. It's just not here. We   keep we keep magic as dead as possible in America.  

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Don't we? Yeah. It's terrible.  

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We referenced   Dizzy,   the Tasmanian devil,   a few episodes back,   spinning around.  

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Of course, this is the uploaded version. Animals I've seen recently that have come back out of extinction. And then,   I just read that the orangutan,   they've witnessed an orangutan   taking plants and chewing it into a paste and making a poultice and putting that onto a wound.  

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That's crazy, man. Well That's pretty scary. You know what also this dude was telling me when he lived in Borneo,   there was an issue with old ladies   taking in,   orangutans   and using, you know,   using them as surrogate children   and just raising them themselves.   And so there's these, like, old ladies with orangutans as kind of Companions.   House companions. Yeah.  

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Wow.  

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Orangutans are I gotta say, if an orangutan just happened around the yard and   I could have it as a friend,   I'm just saying I'm fucking it's it's getting named Clyde. We're driving around in an old pickup. He said. Yeah.  

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Yeah. This is Bobby.  

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We're gonna we're gonna put a hat on him, and he's gonna do this. And I'm gonna shoot him, and he's gonna fall. And it's gonna be hilarious.  

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Yeah. It'll be so fun.   I can't blame these old ladies at all because I'm just I mean, come on.  

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If you had to, if you couldn't   put them back in the wild  

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Yeah. You know? Yeah. If an orangutan just happens into my yard, that's that's all is coming out.  

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That that is happening. And then there's gonna be a reality series,  

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of course. Yeah. You guys will have you guys will get to see it. Ben and Clyde.   Yeah.   Yeah. We'll we'll drive around and we'll slap tweak. I'll teach him to slap tweakers.  

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Go down, Clyde.   Kick that door open. Get him. Get him.  

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Oh, just hang out. Fuck and get him with the door.  

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Hey. Wait. You forgot your shovel.   Come on, Clyde.   Oh,   I think we have a new series.  

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That's what I'm saying. Discovery Channel, we'll be calling you Discovery Channel. Yep.  

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That's what we need.  

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That's what I'm saying.   They'll they'll provide the orangutan. There's just gonna be an orangutan.  

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Contract.   A whole bunch of camera people are contracted an orangutan.  

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Just appear on the What the fuck?  

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Shit.   Fucking Clyde would be fucking strong too. There are so many tweakers around here.  

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He's gonna get practice.  

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It's gonna be a long series. If you could just   you have to dull him out though. Like, you you can't you can't give him all slaps in the first episode. No. No. No. No. Get   like, show people that he can slap them, you know, to show people the process of you teaching Clyde how to slap a tweaker. Yeah. You know?   A tweaker. It's gonna be his growth period. The holidays.   Yeah. Clyde's growth.   Yeah. Yeah. Perfecting the the the tweaker slap.  

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Yeah. Yeah. And then and then eventually, he works his way up to the final boss. That's the guy that takes an axe down on in Redway. It's going to that car.   They go by, and all the locals are just like, you're out there.  

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Clyde of the Axe guy. Yeah. That'll be the season finale.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

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It seems fair. He's not Clyde's not on meth, but he's unarmed. So Okay. Do we do this in a octagon or do we do this in a cage?   How do we set this event up? Parking lot is mostly where he hangs out. Okay. But gas station park parking lot. Alright. Yeah. Do we need to, like, put a ring here? There are older  

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Oh. Road meets   the red road.  

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The exact location. We're getting your addresses now already.  

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Yeah. Well, they don't got addresses, but you can point out landmarks in that. And then there's trails to their staying areas   where they make, like, encampments.  

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Uh-huh.   Could you could you, teach Clyde to ride a bike down there?  

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Oh,   that would be interesting.  

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Like, no like, on a home.  

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Like a little motorbike, like a mini mini bike, like a little Honda. It would almost be like a siren that would call them in. They'd be like a mini bike.   They would all come, and then he  

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just   Alright. You can see it now.  

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I love it. And then and then me and Clyde just running away laughing like mad. Yeah.  

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Do you see that, bitch? Yeah.  

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You gotta stay away from the fast ones, though. Yeah. They're on the next run me for sure.  

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That's why you gotta surprise him. Yeah. And then run. Yeah. I gotta start. Go, Jorge.   Clyde jumps back on his Harley Davidson. I'm gonna take the mini bike, and then Clyde can run. Okay. Yeah. Clyde's gotta get out faster.  

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How do you guys know Clyde?  

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You don't know Clyde? I don't know him yet, but I expect Discovery Channel to drop him off now. Discovery is coming. It's coming. No. I I know Clyde.  

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How do you guys   know Clyde?  

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I don't fly from,   this   is Any Which Way But Loose? Is that the series? Yeah. Yeah. Any Which Way But Loose.   And then any which way you can. Right? That was a sequel?  

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Clint Eastwood.   You know, he just gave back all his Emmys. He told holler or whatever awards they give Hollywood people.  

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Oh, that's funny. Really? That's kind of awesome.  

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Yeah. He's like, fuck you people. You you are gross. Have all your awards back.  

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But he didn't give the Oscars back.  

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You know, he was primark. He only got  

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he only got the one Oscar, though, I think, from, Unforgiven, right, the director?   Isn't that the only one he's gotten? You know,  

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I   I know. Good for acting. You know, there's a friend of mine that I had, I drove home one time and her sister happens to be a producer,   of,   actual   show and,   big TV time TV show.   Interpersonal things between these different actors and whatnot.   Only I don't watch enough TV or movies to catch most of it. Like anybody that's like watched my interviews with Emily Moyer, you know, she always brings up like 50 things and I'm always like, yeah, I I don't know what that is. And then that was the same conversation with this lady. Everything was very Hollywood interpersonal.   And I'm like, I I I don't know any of these people. And then so none of these stories had any relevance for me in any way, shape, or form.  

Super weird conversation, like, one of the weirdest and she just kept going, and I just can't I told her, like, 5 times. I I don't I don't know who any of those people are.  

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And I still  

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That's that's   that's how I feel usually,   having conversations with almost anybody.   Like, hey. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah.  

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Yeah. I don't know. I okay.  

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Anybody in my family.   Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about.  

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Yeah. They'll start going on about things. You're just like Yeah.  

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What is that? A television show? Is that medication?   I don't know.  

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Exactly.  

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Do you know about the Sensoji Temple?  

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No.   What is there to know about the Sensoji   Temple, and what is  

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it? It's an open air public toilet   in Tokyo waiting to be discovered   by foreign tourists.   That is not that odd to me. It's a men's only urinal.  

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Let's go. What are you waiting for?   It's a public place for men to pee. So you just go piss outside? I do, a lot of temple into When I was in  

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Northern Europe, that was a very normal   thing. Like, Amsterdam, all the toilets were, open air public toilets. You just stop and put into a hole.  

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This is the Keminaraman   gate with this huge lantern people like to get pictures in front of,  

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and they're letting the guy allow you to pee outside.  

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So here's the map of the facility.   And if you take the right   after the Hosiman gate, there's a little nook and cranny.  

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That's always the the sign that they're getting ready to start giving more freedom is when they allow men to pee outdoors again.  

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Yeah. They get They wanna clean the nipple. How come I can't piss outside? Yeah. Yeah. The women got Everybody is   women want have this whole thing about freeing their tits, and I can't piss outside?  

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Yeah. I can't go take a leak. You know, I can't just pull the car over and go take a leak in a ditch because I got  

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I got to be right there, man. I got to be now.   That's a long car ride.  

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Damn straight.  

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Some male only open air urinal.   No waiting in line. No worrying about   having a roof over your head.  

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But, Ben,   if   us women, if we can't do it, you can't do it.  

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You know, I I do feel like that is unfair. I don't see any reason why it has to be male only.   There's just no reason. And why exactly Why not?   Covering around just that dude's body, but his head's open. Like, you could still see his facial expression because we all make funny faces when we pee because it feels good. That's why there's a bamboo  

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fence there for a little bit of a privacy screen. You just just watching the guy pee, like   Yeah. There's kind of this rock   cropping around it, so you can just walk into it. I would think it better if there was nothing.  

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You know? It's not  

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totally open air.  

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I I would feel better about it if it was totally open air. You know what? You wanna look at the car and look at the dock. You know what? Hey. Kinda seems like it's hard to get to.  

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It's only open  

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4 hours. If you ever come to my house, I'm like this at my house too. You know, we could be walking around having a conversation. And if you aren't paying attention, I'm just peeing. Like, I ain't gonna fucking give you no fucking warning. It's not like this is a ordeal.   I'm   eyes up here.   Just eyes up here. You know?  

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That's how it works. I was doing 4 years. Portland one time. We were hanging out, walking down the street, going bar hopping from bar to bar. And he's like, we're standing on the side of the road getting ready to cross and he's like, looking looking really far. And I'm like, what are you looking at? He's like, oh, that over there. I was like, I don't what are you what are you looking   at? And they're like, I kinda,   like, noticed he's peeing right there.   He's he's doing this so that people's think he's looking at something. They're all like, what's he looking at?  

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I worked out new. Genius.   No. That's alright.  

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I'll go to the back of my truck and dick her. Right. Oh my god. Piss it piss next to my truck and grove it in parking lots in the city. I like fucking Oh yeah. Places in Northern Cali that don't have a bathroom in there. Like almost like 95% of places have no bathroom. I gotta pee. Human   function. So I'll just walk to the back of my truck and like look in at something and it's like I'm doing something and then take a piss.  

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Yeah. Open the door up and kinda stand behind it. Yeah.  

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That works.   Yeah.   Must've been pouring out a bottle.  

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Slowly.  

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Frost alarm. Made her case.  

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Yeah. It was a it was full. It was a full bottle.  

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It's a small   it's a small hole in the bottle.  

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There's a small hole. The lid was on. It freestyle. The lid was on. Yeah.  

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Oh, shit.  

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What what you got?  

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Like, you want me to come into your city and then go eat and drink and have a good time and then not have any place to poop or pee? Are you fucking nuts?   Are you fucking nuts? What's wrong with you people? Like there's something seriously wrong inside your heads. And they have porta potties around the city and they had chains on them. And they had chains on them because of COVID. Like because of COVID. Like, oh, so you're gonna lock up the places to poop and pee, and then you're gonna be like, oh my God, people are pooping and peeing in the parking lots. Yeah.   They still gotta poop and pee. You can lock all the places up to do it, and they still gotta do it. They're gonna do it somewhere.  

That's pretty common sense.  

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You think they're that's like a slow destruction   of of, San Francisco? It sounds like it's, like, completely crumbling air.  

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It it it it it's the weirdest thing. Some of the politics that you see coming out of LA and San Francisco,   like, the whole thing where they won't prosecute anybody that,   doesn't steal for $1,000   or more. Well,   on the, you know, according to them then,   the   It the prosecution of crimes was never   a monetary thing. It was in order to   set a precedent to keep society, the people that would not,   follow to societal conditions,   bring them more into line by setting a penalty that's   more excessive than what they're the crime that they're doing. So they go, maybe I don't want to do that. So   it was never ever about everything and every store is locked up that's, you know,   it's locked up. And   everything and every store is locked up. That's, you know, is locked up like the weirdest shit. Anything that anybody could   sell, steal, and sell in any way, shape, or form is locked up.  

Shampoo,   q tips,   you name it.   Which point you're like, well, when I gotta call an employee over and all this, an employee's gotta do all this kind of thing at some   point in time. Now you're not making any money at that either, which is then why you see Target pulling out of Portland, pulling out of LA, pulling out of San Francisco, and pulling out of New York and completely shutting their stores.   They're saying all the Targets are gone from those cities by December of this year. No kidding.   Yep.  

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The bay  

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the bay has lost,   the Oakland Raiders went to,   Las Vegas   and the Oakland A's left also. So that's 2 giant   sports teams, which I'm not a sportsball person, but I recognize when one city loses   2 major franchises that were that the city revolved around,   that that's a huge monetary difference that's gonna happen.   Yeah.  

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Yeah. This okay. This is interesting because,   the coyotes just left Phoenix.   They're moving to Utah.  

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Real. Utah's got so much money.   So  

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I am wondering if this is like a   like, the   all the companies and the sports teams   leaving   Arizona   and,   California. I wonder if this is the we're, like, hearing some sort of precursor to something bigger that's happening.   Well separation economically.  

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Well and, also, when you look at what happened earlier this year with the with the border crisis,   where there literally was almost a civil war and we saw,   any company if it let's   let's have the the theoretical   even without a civil war, we had a a split in the United States where we had conservative cuts and then, liberal states and and they split   into 2 separate entities.   If that happened,   almost no businesses are gonna go are gonna be in the liberal states. Every business is gonna be in the conservative states because regulations   in liberal states are so fucking insane. No business can survive.  



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See, and Arizona used to be very conservative, but it has changed.  

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Well, look at the, the   extraordinarily   during the Bernie the Clinton, Bernie,   Trump election. Arizona is where the whole Bernie bro thing   came from where,   And then the they tried saying that   Bernie Bros threw chairs and got violent in all this.   And then   during that election,   there was an election, and you can look this up. There was an election,   they canceled that election,   re held another election   like the next day,   and then locked out all the representatives that had voted for Bernie, locked them out of the office and had   election again with just the specific officials   that were voting for Clinton allowed in there.  

Fucking super crazy shit coming out of Arizona there.  

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Dude, it has been nuts. I don't even I can't even keep up without alright.   I kinda started stopped paying attention with all the election fraud stuff.  

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Yeah. Arizona's   and Florida are the 2 biggest for that for the election fraud stuff.  

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It's a train wreck, man.   Designing that way.  

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Interesting. Did you see today   so just today or no. It it's Saturday, so it's yesterday.   Yesterday,   they had a fucking senate hearing and they had a senate vote   to fucking censor Adam Schiff.   And it passed.  

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Adam Schiff. Who's Adam Schiff?  

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Adam Schiff is basically,   the top 3   democrat figures.  

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And they voted to censor him.  

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Yes.   He's he's the one who headed the Trump Russia thing.  

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Oh,  

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interesting.   Porta joy.  

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I don't even know what the fuck that means. Like, he can't talk to the public anymore? Like, what the fuck does that even mean? You can send a senator?  

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What yeah. In what way they take away his Google account, his   social media accounts or something or what? I don't understand. Well, it looks like it looks like government has pulled up the actual bill from congress.gov.  

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And as you all can see, censoring Adam Schiff, this was a congressional   fucking vote.  

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How do they do that?  

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Dude, I don't fucking know. Some of the shit that you see going on in the government right now This dude is a democrat? Yeah. Yeah. He's he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,  

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This dude is Democrat?  

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Yeah. Yeah. He's he's,   he was, again, the head the he was the head of the,   Russia probe. I believe he was was he head of the FBI or was he the head or just a special Oh, that dude.  

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Yeah. I don't know who you're talking about now.  

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Right. So they resolved that this this has passed?  

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That's just a couple days ago. Yeah. It's no shit. Interesting.  

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So the result votes?  

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Number 1. I don't know if you can read this one.   Number 1, the house of representatives   censures   Adam Schiff,   representative of 30   30th congressional district of California for misleading the American public and for conducting unbecoming   for conduct   unbecoming   of an elected member of the house of representatives.   2,   representative Adam Schiff will forthwith present himself in the well of the House of Representatives for the pronouncement of censure.   3,   representative Adam Schiff will be censored with the public reading of this resolution by the speaker. And   4, the committee on ethics shall conduct an investigation   into representative Adam Schiff's falsehoods,   misrepresentations,   and abuses   of sensitive information.  



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How sensitive are we talking?  

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Well, he's the one talking about? He's the one who oversaw   I can't think of the name of the document.   The Steele dossier. He's the one with Steele dossier. He's the one who was overseeing   the time period that the Steele dossier covers.   And things like that undermine,   you know, very Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously, we all saw it. But this was the original record. Well, Schiff was the one   who oversaw that in the first place.   I was he the replacement for who's that one that got fired? Right.   Fuck. What was his name?   But anyways, this is basically that whole house of cards that happened then. And this is also in response   Most of those are also going in the same direction where it's just a weird complete shit show. And it seems like the Republicans are like, Yeah, but we're gonna censor out. Of legal maneuverings,   which are most of which completely illegal, but the courts are upholding this   further degrading any public trust in the court system whatsoever.  



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So is this bill passed   2023   a year ago,   and now it's just being drug up again?  

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Well, no. That that that that's when it's initiated, and they just had the senate vote on it, I believe, 2 days ago. Okay. So they've passed it. Adam Schiff hasn't had his  

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public,   His public spanking? Public spanking. I was gonna say. Yeah.  

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His dressing down. The the speaker of the house is gonna   bad boy, Adam.   Bad boy.   Does he lose his job? Yeah. What not? Yeah. He's not gonna lose his job. No. That that's not happening.   He's not gonna get fined or put in jail or fired or lose his home   or any of the money or the funds that he's drummed up. None of those things are gonna happen. That don't be ridiculous.  

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That would be silly.  

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Yeah. We wouldn't want them to be held accountable for their bullshit in any way, shape, or form.  

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Here's   Morgan Spurlock as a mole.   He's the mole  

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man. Was he hiding in the hole in the ground in New York?  

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Does he speak Yiddish?  

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The nose isn't big enough. Never mind.  

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Is   he a redhead?  

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I never quite knew. Or is there just like a strawberry bond? I'm not sure if he's redhead or that just like the tone of his skin coming through.  

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I I think they mentioned him as a redhead in, one of the documentaries.   Like a strawberry blonde. Not like Yeah. Like strawberry blonde. Yeah.  

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He's not really freckled, but he's got some moles.   How do moles form?  

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Well,  

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goes and lays down and the daddy mole goes and lays on top of her.  

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It's not like it's all out of holes fully formed.  

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Yeah. No. Those are voles. That's that's what is that? What's the word for it? The spontaneous life?   What's the word? What do the word our state of generation.   Yeah. Spontaneous generation.  

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Like Jesus.  

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Like Jesus.  

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Like Jesus.  

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It just pop out of nowhere.   Yeah. A virgin birth. Like, in Jesus, like, boing.  

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You know, 3 dudes showed up when he was born, you know, to the virgin mom. I can't explain this story, but alright. Carcinogenesis.  

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Oh, bonus more. Yeah? What's the word? What's the word? Carcinogenesis.  

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Carcinogenesis.   That was the word. Genis.  

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Yeah. Bonus more.  

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But it's a no Genesis.   If you're from Barcelona,   it is Barcelona no definite.  

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How would you say that?  

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Barcelona?  

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Barcelona.   We are at the Olympics in 20 what is it? 1992.   In Barcelona,   Spain,   and we are   witnessing   personal genesis.  

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They had a king that had a lisp. Yeah. So he made it the law that everybody had to pronounce the language with the lisp. Isn't that weird? It's been that way ever since.   Crazy.  

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The weirdest the world is so fucking like, that is one weird enough thing. But all this   clown show bullshit going on in   government circles, like, what the fuck is happening?   Dude, I I I I don't know. Getting cooler or the sheriffs? Like, the local sheriffs. Once you get to know your   local people, man   like, this is a really   gotta answer to the local people in the county. Yeah. Great. Like, even those fuckers in the fucking   state, man.   I don't trust people from Phoenix. Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me? You know some of those people?  

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Same here. Like, I live in Northern California, and we get ran by LA and San Francisco and Sacramento.   Don't want anything to do with any of those people. They're all fucking nuts.  

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Dude, Tucson government is nuts. Yeah.   Tucson used to be this, like, liberal hub Pelosi, bro.  

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What's that? We got Nancy Pelosi and Jerry Brown to hear nothing from you.  

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That's true.   You gotta speed, like, badly.  

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Yeah. We got Nancy Pelosi. That wins all by itself.  

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Yeah.  

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That bitch is pickled.  

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Yeah. In vodka? Yeah. I I'm surprised those people are still alive.   Like, Morgan Spurlock kicks off, but we still got we still got Nancy Pelosi.   Like, what are the deals going on here?   Like, who's who's doing the exchanges   on the death cards here?   Who's getting who's getting them?   Because a lot of them do you see that 30 year old,   golf pro just bit it?   Like, he was some golf superstar   and,   dead today.  

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Wow.  

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Wow.  

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Pro athlete.   All these pro athletes and  

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celebrities and everybody dying off. Albert, with some of these other pro athletes, they're claiming that they're, you know, excessively raising their heart rates. But golf, that's not the case.   Yeah. You know? If I can debate, how could you claim that? You know, I could see it in, like, soccer. You know, you run back and forth enough times and eventually, you know,   your your your your shit gets overstressed, but that's not golf.  

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Let me see what let me see if I can find it.   Golf don't have a dog   drinking? What? Is that a dog drinking in the background? Oh, yeah. Sorry.   Awesome.   I love that. It's a great okay.  

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It's not even John Daley. John Daley's out there with a fucking with a fucking old mill and a fucking stogie. You know? Yeah. He's yeah. No. This this dude was a professional golfer, Grayson Murray, 30, dies after withdrawing from,  

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Charles Schwab challenge.   Let's see. His death comes after   he withdrew Friday   during the 2nd round of the 20 24.   Charles Schwab blah blah blah. Devastating to learn.   Doesn't   say how he   died.   No. He's just talking about his career, But he's some superstar.  

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Might not have released his death, the death, the, you know, reasonings and whatnot yet.   Yeah. 30 The 2nd Friday.   30's wicked young.  

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Yeah. Right?  

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And I don't think I quit doing too many stupid things till I was 30.  

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It's true.   It's easier to bite it now.   It's   here here. We'll keep keep on Brent for for Sean. Here you go, Sean.   That's what that's what Grayson   what's his nuts look like?   What's his nuts?   Grayson Murray, 30 died. Wow. We don't know how. He doesn't look like a Roy Jay. Roy Gazer.  

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He certainly didn't look like fucking John Daly.  

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Nope.  

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Did he have any gambling debts?  

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Oh,   I didn't.   Like the other pro the other golfer, was it? Isn't Jordan a pro golfer  

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too? He likes Jordan.   I thought he   he golfed. He was a pro.  

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I don't know. He was a He played tennis. Tall for a while. He did all the sports.  

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Cactus league here in in all sports. Travel. He was in all sports. He was in all sports. Sport champion. Traveler.   All sports champion. Yeah. I don't know if   the Scottsdale Sidewinders were   champions.   That's the baseball play baseball he played for.  

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Is baseball the most democratic sport?  

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It's the most from Michael free masonic sport.   Nah. What is the most free masonic sport?   It has to be freemason.  

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It has to be baseball.  

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Go Karting. It's gotta be baseball.  

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Gotta be.   There's no doubt.  

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Go kart racing?  

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No.   Bocce?  

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Bocce   ball?  

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I'm not sure what that is. Frisbee golf.   I know what that is. That's a pickle ball. It's pickleball. Pickleball. I've heard of that now too. It's it's definitely pickleball. Been around a long time because while we were making fun of it because of that that nutsack face, fucking Sacochio.   Forget not that. I   yeah. What a little bitch that guy is. Right? That coming is that  

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becoming a thing again? Is that weird as that again?  

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Just take you just gotta occasionally take the pot shot at him. You think it's gone? I love it. Yeah. You gotta it just you know, just throw in the pot shot. You gotta keep him in the toast. Just step to your pot shot. Bag is that guy he is. He's   tight little dude. And he manages to, like, maximize   it. Dude, but those Romans had their shit together, man. You know? And then and then what kind of an asshole dresses like a knight and then stands in front of a druid fucking holy place? Like Come on. It's cute. It's cute.  

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Come on.   It's cute. It's enduring.  

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And then puts it like it's it's like like, this is an impressive Yeah. Fish. Like, this is an impressive thing. I went to a Stonehenge recreation with a cheap ass fucking knight helmet and sword. I got it in Indian gas station.  

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It shows initiative.  

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But it's dude Good. Yeah.   Well, I mean, there's people,   pea shooter.  

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But you know what?   Oh. But you know what? He's not as bad as that douchebag that runs music in Sky.   That guy's got douchebag of the year to invite a a a violet rapist to your event. And then when the families that are concerned about it   voice their concern, and then you eventually have to take him off of the event. But then you place the blame on the concerned families who don't want their little kids running around violent rapists.   You, sir, are douchebag of the year.   100%.   Like, we live in the same county.   What a dick.  

I felt bad for him last year when the fire happened up there, but now I don't feel bad.   What kind of a complete   dick wad?   Like, seriously.   What the fuck is wrong with you, man?   Something serious,   serious wrong with you. You put the impetus of blame on the parents.   What kind of disgusting shitbag are you?   Really?   Pathetic fuck.   Hope we get to meet someday.  

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At a gas station   along the way.  

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Fucking put it over. The parents, some uninformed parents who don't know the situation. No. They know the fucking situation.   Violent rapist,   their family. They don't want those two things together.   And you're like, you're the problem.  

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Does he maintain that he didn't know?  

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Oh, no. No. He he knows,   and he's gonna continue with Mike Winter. Yeah. That little bitch. That the freaking and he's gonna continue trying to have our KX in future events, you know, after he's cut out these bad people that are complaining. And they're the problem, not the violent rapist,   who who went and moved into another area and didn't tell people because when you're a violent rapist, you have to forever   now tell them where you live. You don't get to go sneak off and live somewhere else and do all kinds of things at somebody else's house and then pretend like it was a paperwork problem.   Paperwork problem, yeah, you didn't tell them where you live. And   you have to.  

You sick shit. And then for Mike Winter to sit there and act like the people in the community are the problem. You get asshole of the year. You actually beat out Zacochio.   That's amazing.   Amazing.   Kinda hard to do. It is. It is.   We give you an award, sir.   An award, Mike.   I hope you suck it up your ass.  

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Depository.  

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Yep. Oh,   that's the shape of the a warb.  

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It's globe shaped   with little spikes on it.  

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Onward, my mighty steed. Yeah. That's a twin.  

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Oh, could you imagine if that if if you were a Siamese twin? Like, say   say you're coming back.   You'll be treated as a god   if you're the Siamese twin and you're born in India.   And you're like, oh, cool. That'd be great. But this is the Siamese twin setup you got? Like, your face is, like, in their crotch,   and you had to live this way?   That'd be rough. That would be a rough godhead   to you.   Amen. You're like,   oh my god. What would your symbology be? I mean, literally,  

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if you're doing it missionary, he is he is tossing a salad the same time. I'm   just fucking loving it.  

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That'd be rough.  

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You know that guy's nickname's teabag.   It's Forevermore.  

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That is actually a true story after that picture.  

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That is a true story after that picture.   If you go if you know anybody   and ever ever been in a dugout anywhere   within   anywhere in the rural United States,   it is the dirtiest,   most filthy   minded humans   of   males in one spot. This like, you get this cohesive unit of   of perversion   and   testosterone   and   Yeah. It yeah. It's,   all you learn all sorts of things as a bat boy or as a kid.   Yeah. I didn't know what felching was.  

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Oh, god. They're not too a little too early. I bet your wife still doesn't know it. What? That   one's too far. I don't even bring that up. That's too far. You fucking when I talk about the upper tackers,   what is that?  

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But you guys are all fucking manly and stuff. I'm like, why are you guys talking about this?   Too far. All you all you boys in a dugout all smashed together   talking about felching, and you're the masculine ones.   Okay, Jock. All that is though is Knock yourself out, Jock.  

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All that is is,   Eventually,   you know, so that's just like an upgrade of it. Those guys are, like, you know, like, 12 or so   emotionally.  

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There you go. I know that face. That's bad boy. That's bad boy. World news.   He has escaped.   Well,   last I knew he was a pedophile and and, like, he was in jail or on juvie or something.   Not juvie,   on probation. Child.  

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Seems like seems like a weird thing to call a bat   thing a pedophile. I mean, isn't that a moral system that we apply to humans?  

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He grew up.   I mean Unfortunately, it didn't turn out so well.  

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I'm not sure how you apply that moral system to a bat.  

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It's different. Yeah. You're right. It was a cultural device. It didn't translate when he when he tried to integrate into human society and rape those children.   You know? Yeah. It's bad culture.   Yeah. How do you understand?   That's what they do. That's what they do. And   bat.   Seems like an impossible Blame it on yeah. My god. How are you playing the bat child   guy? Not his fault he was born a bat child.  

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I mean, you got half your genetic memories that are just like, you know, if there's fuck if there's grass on the field, play ball and the other half's like,  

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and  

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Baseball jokes.  

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I mean, this goes right in there with the twin. That's, his head's on the other guy's nuts. Tea bag. Mister tea bag. Yep.  

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What's the other guy's name?  

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Holland Oates. Sancho.  

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Daddy.  

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Dirty Sanchez.   Yes. Then, yes, you pray to God if you're ever in a male school all males. It doesn't even matter if there's sports involved. If you get into an area where it's all dudes, it's gonna devolve to about 4th or 4th 4th or 5th grade humor, and you pray to God never do anything that's gonna earn you a nickname   because that will stick for life. You you You will never outrun it.   Yeah. You know, like, fucking when I was in high school, there was this dipshit named fucking,   Darren. He got a boner in high school in in the in the shower. You betcha. Boner was his name. Boner. Mhmm. And that's life.   Freaking, another dude. He he yanked too much watermelon and got tackled during football and shit himself all down his leg, and everybody called him. Yeah.  



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Wonder what happened to that guy they called squirrel   at football because his hair his ass was so hairy. They called him squirrel. Wonder what happened to that guy.  

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You're just like, damn it.   Man, that was unfortunate. To me. Please don't let something happen to me.   And always in gym, you know, you could do something in any other class and it wouldn't stick with you for the rest of your life. Yep. No shit. Your pants. Well, shit your pants once in gym and you're fucked. Yeah. You're you're it's it's it's there. It's, you know, you're, like, you're  

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42. You're going up for a promotion. You're, like I'm then there's one thing when you move a lot. When you move a lot as a kid, nicknames don't stick because you, you know, you they have to you have to restart. So I vomited all over some some school in,   in McPherson, Kansas. It I just moved.   I just fucking moved. I didn't even  

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and it was  

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it was, Fruit Loops,   and   they were   had Fruit Loops that morning. They were doing, the frog dig, you know, thing, and it wasn't the frogs that were grossing me out. Like, I I   cut open fish and rabbits and deer by that point, but, like,   that formaldehyde smell, I, like, walked in. I'm like, I don't think I can   walk in.   Went into the into the into the hallway, right, to run to the bathroom. Some girl   stop some dipshit stops me for running. I turn around and go, I   can't truly tell you,   good   job. I didn't hit her, but I wanted it to.  

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Yes.   Like,   oh, just short.  

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Are we sharing vomit stories openly amongst men?  

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Now the question is is could you eat Fruit Loops after that? You guys, I'm not for a long time. Not for just not till just, like, a a week or 2 ago. I don't Couple weeks ago. First time in long I don't mean to be the guy who's into the one upmanship, but I think I have the   worst vomit. Lay it on us, Marcus.  

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You know, I   didn't like to see food go to waste.   And   during lunch, they were serving   baked beans, onion rings, hot dogs.   So I had a double portion of baked beans and onion rings,   and I was feeling   rather satisfied.   So I finished my lunch, dumped my tray, went outside for   recess. Now I guess for whatever reason,   we were   hell   on pavement   outside   doing whatever we could.   I don't know. Just Minnesota tough.   We we like to play games where   the object was not to   kick a goal   with a soccer ball, but just to have a reason to kick the soccer ball at other players in the face and just be real violent and tackle people and, you know, get some aggression out.   So that was sort of what we were doing.  

We   were told not to do that, I think, at some point, so we'd   take a few days off,   but the tire swing became   the object that we wanted to   break.  

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Good old tire swing. Now it's getting good. So we'd We got we got okay. Hang on. Hang on. We got a full we got a we got Alan Marcus full of full of what? Baked beans and what?  

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Baked beans,   onion rings, mushrooms, hotdog, ketchup, mustard.  

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Alright. Sure. Good old picnic   fair. Okay. Go ahead. Sure. And a tire swing. Where's that? Where's that for disaster?   Wow. I hope it's a sprinkler.  

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It was   just one of those days where we would try to endure the tire swing   for as long as we could. We'd hold on to it. It was me. I think this other little redhead kid who had a mohawk   who was trying to prove something.   Might have been something.   DC talked me better than Carmen or something. I didn't care. Yeah. I'd better trust that kid.  

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I a redhead with a mohawk?  

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Yeah. You know? That sounds rough. That sounds rough.   Yeah. That sounds like my grandfans. I would not fight with that.  

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Yeah.  

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And,   child of a migrant worker who spoke Spanish really well,   played soccer really well. He was a pretty good friend of mine. So we were on the tire swing   and kinda we put our heads in. We'd have to, like, try to get into the tire swing because the people that were   pushing the tire swing were   very large and athletic,   and they would try to, like, spin us around,   try to get us as dizzy as possible.   I think the worst thing was when they take it, and they'd   fling it side to side to try to get our backs to hit the steel beam that supported it at the top. So we're just going back. K. Okay. That's just mean. Jesus. Now we're get now it's getting fun.   Yes. It was as violent as possible   on the tire   swing, and we accept the challenge.  

So it was a combination of not really the dizziness,   but really just a thud, thud, thud of hitting the steel beam as the thing was going back and forth and back and   forth. So the whistle blows, everybody goes in.   We're just kinda, like, sitting there   slowly regaining our center of gravity to be able to walk in.   And, you know, just the rest of the afternoon, I'd be, like,   not feeling well. Probably   over over ate some terrible food,   had some real violence   exposure   on the tire swing.   And I was, you know, trying to just put my head down, trying to just breathe the fresh air. Gordy, you said that the formaldehyde   scent is kinda strong in the trigger. I don't know what it was. Maybe some maybe some girl had some, like, fruit, like, spritz from her desk, and she was, like, fucking me up. Something triggered it.  

So I get up and I got her, and I said, I'm just, like, tapping my   chest, trying to say, like, universal sign of, like,   you know, sort of, like, I need to go.   And teacher's like, okay.   Clearly visible signs of, like, green in the eyes. You know? Just Mhmm.   Just like grabbing that look. Grabbing a   a waste basket because it was next to her desk as well, but I didn't I didn't make it out   in time, and it was just   projectile.  

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Awesome.   Is there any other kind?  

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Oh, it was   everything   was evacuated.   Sweet. It made a huge mess as I'm walking out.   I just gave up and, like, I just walked on with the nurses.   Like, I need to go lay down there.   You just gave up on life right there. You just laid down. Well, it's just I needed some time to recuperate, maybe get some   some time alone. Right.  

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Little milk for your tongue tongue.  

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I might have. Oh, look. Might have just liked that one more time.  

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Come on, Ben. Look. There's Clyde.  

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I I don't I want I want this baby orangutan.  

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Orangutan  

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and a tire swing. If he would be best friends, it would do You could teach him to rake. Rabbits?  

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Yeah. He they love a pet rabbit. They love pets.  

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Yeah. No. It would have bad habits.  

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Oh.   That he learned Teach him to smoke. Exactly. Teach it to smoke.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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Yeah. That's a good nap in orangut anyway.  

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Jim. Jim. First thing. Yeah. First thing. He's getting back at cigarettes. First thing.   I'm getting him his own Zippo where that says  

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says Clyde on it. That that that Clyde will be able to dab Snoop Dogg under the table. No problem.   Yes.  

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So when I returned to school, I didn't get a nickname. Oh, sorry. Yes. Okay. They were all Sorry. We forgot we're still on the story. I wasn't in gym class. Gym class is where you earned this. So long. I forget sometimes. Was an element. I forget   I forget how wandering these stories are. He looks stupid fool everybody. Keep going. I think God damn one of the rings ending with him.  

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Like, 6 times, you're pretty sure the story's over.   Exactly. Oh, shit. We're still watching this movie? Oh, right. Fuck. I was halfway back up the fucking eye. I'm gonna have a package sit down again now. Damn it.  

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Wait. That guy's not dead yet?  

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Okay. Go ahead. Tom, I was not at my desk. I was not in the class. I didn't get to see it, but apparently, the mess was so bad. It was all over   these girls' shoes. They had to go   and put their shoes on.  

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Good for you.  

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And and it smelled so bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I think all the other students had to go outside   as   the as the janitor brought in the the steam machine, the stainless steam machine.  

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Did it did it make any of the others girls puke?   Was there a chain reaction? Was there a chain reaction of puke?  

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There's a lot of gagging left behind me, but I got it. I got all my miss, I got my whoop with you.  

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Fucking hate. Oh my shit. Always the good ones. You see, right. They were so they so they'll remember you, Alan.   You're a legend.   Depute guy. Somebody's mind.  

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Well, you're the pew away. Well, they didn't have to do any more schoolwork, and they got an extra recess. So they got to go outside that afternoon.  

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You're welcome.   Homecoming.  

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Good for you, Alan Marcus. You're just a   you're a ray of vomit sunshine.  

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So   my kids,   you know, my old I've got 3 older kids and then the other one. So it's kinda like 2 different sets of kids basically.   My 3 older kids, I'd learned not to do this by the younger ones. I don't know what it was about the combination of chocolate milk and Cheerio or not Cheerios, but SpaghettiOs.   That fucking   2 different times, I had, like, a puke me go around where one kid gets, you   know,   2 girls and a boy, and one would puke in this room, and I'd go clean it up. And then another one would puke in this room. We'd have to bring it back over here and clean up. And puke with SpaghettiOs and chocolate milk is  

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Dude, I have spook I have vomited SpaghettiOs before. That's a Oh. That one's it's gentle, though, going out. It's Yeah. It's not as bad. You know? There's worse stuff. Like, Grape Nuts is a hard one.   Like, that stuff comes up and it's rough coming back out and, you know, that smell is not great. Very gravelly. I think Yeah.  

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That's best that wins the puke award   when it came to we went to this church event, and it was a family event. Come a little closer, Christie. We wanna hear it. Yes.  

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Fuck you guys. She's telling me.  

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And I had gone to a church event, and we had brought our kids, and they served corn dogs that night.   And,   you know, whatever we go home and it's time to put the kids to bed, it's way past them. I was hoping this happened at church. Definitely did not happen at church. So my older son is not feeling well, so he is gonna go, put him in the bathtub.   And he walks into this really narrow hallway. We live in this really tiny little place. And he lifts my son up above his head and goes, are you feeling okay, buddy?   And at that moment, my son pukes   the dog down my ex husband's throat.  

And then they're both puking all over the bedroom.   Porn dog everywhere.  

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Twice,   thrice regurgitated   corn dog.   Oh my god.  

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Oh, yeah.   You're like, it couldn't have happened to a better person.   That's good.  

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Thank you, Christy. That's great.   That's so gross.  

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That definitely ruins the award. And you know what happens once it's in the gullet, you're fucked. There ain't no Oh, no. Uh-uh.  

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I can see you. I mean,  

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if you're married   that one time. That shit got in my gullet, and I was like,   oh,   no. That was good.  

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If if you've changed enough diapers and had enough kids puke on you, you you know that is the a that is a known fear that you you never hold them like this after you they've eaten like that.   Nuh-uh.   Never hold them.   That's a that's just a dumb mistake.   That's like a Darwin award. You deserve that shit.  

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The other one I've never I never had I don't know why, but I've never had it happen to me, but every girl I've been around   has. I've never been peed on.   Like and I've almost every girl I've known has been peed on in their face. Like, you gotta be quicker. Why are you fucking around there, man? Yeah. You just hold it down. Like, you just you just spoke about how you're doing it, man. You just gotta know how to ask, and it can happen to you.  

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Just be better at your changing.  

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Exactly. This isn't this isn't fucking playtime here. You just, you know, get get the shit out of here. Get it done and  

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yeah.  

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My daughter so so after, the the puke sessions, I got to get my daughter back. So she picked me up the day I got out of prison. And,   you know, and   she knew, you know, I only went to prison for weed, and I told them. I was like, I'm gonna smoke a fucking joint in the parking lot the day I fucking flat my number. Fuck you people. And, you know, and we did too. My daughter had had it waiting for me. Well, then she took me to the mall, and we ate,   damn,   Cinnabon. And she's like, you ate a Cinnabon the size of your face and had chocolate milk, and then went and had some alcohol   and some other   whatever fucking foods. Indulgence  

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indulgences?  

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Yeah. Whatever indulgence is. And   by about 9 o'clock that night, we're sitting there and, I can't I took a big old fat dab.   And my daughter's sitting there and I just sprayed this whole room,   and then she had to clean it up at the party.   Oh, no.  

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She was so mad.  

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Yeah. I've done that.   I think.   That's that's the one. Yeah. I've done that. Pretty sure I've done that, I think.  

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That's funny. Hey. I'll go lay down now. You're a good daughter.  

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Jim, I see you're sharing some stuff to the chats. Is there anything you wanted to bring up   specifically?   Mustache stories.  

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I just found an article about mustaches   as we were talking about Morgan Spurlock.  

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Mhmm. For mustache ride. Did you see Chinese last night?   I didn't even think about it. It looked just like Morgan Spurlock,   and I don't know if we even made that connection last night. Like, her mustache looked like Morgan Spurlock, and we talked about Morgan Spurlock, but I don't know if we even mentioned that. Yeah. I I I glanced That's hilarious. Minute. I didn't comment last night, but I glanced over for a minute. That's weird how those happens, though, though. Like, a lot of times, like,   even even happened on here a lot that we'd be wearing the same shit or something.   Like, we didn't plan this. How did this happen?  

Yeah. Like, 2 of you guys are look like you're wearing the same   gray,   and   Alan and I look like we're wearing black and orange  

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a little bit or black and reddish maybe. That is true. You 2 are both Jim and and me and Jim are both gray. That's kinda weird. Yeah.  

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Synchroesbees and coincidences   are the same thing.  

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They're just Jim was wearing an orange mask like he was on back to the future earlier. Oh, yeah.  

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Still We're going to were you directing traffic?   Oh, are you   Are you a sailor? Are you a sailor? Is it a sailing jacket? Fishing fishing jacket?  

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Preserver.   I'm from the future, you guys.  

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And I'm going back. What's the best sale on Memorial Day?  

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Tell them don't come. It's no good here.   What's the best sale on Memorial Day? You know, anytime that there's a sale, and this is the thing about being a farmer, heavily around my needs. I'm not really a wants or a spur of   the moment type shopper.   You start noticing anytime that they have sales like that, when you go there, it's not something that you need, something that you're gonna buy anyways.   Sale is shit that you wouldn't have bought anyways. Like, things that I really don't need, like, come Christmas.   Oh, sure, they got fucking every sale on the world and fucking 50 inches TVs. But do they have sales on fucking   things that you actually need? Is it in is your, you know, fucking   hood, shoes, and yeah, things like that that you can't live without on sale? Or just these stupid fucking,   you know, I mean,   fancy toy things.  

Goddamn birdseed don't go it on sale.  

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Goddamn birdseed don't go on sale. We need where's your shirt?   Yeah.   Emergency don't go on sale.   Okay. Hate don't go on sale. Hate don't go on sale. No?   No. I saw alfalfa actually on sale.  

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It is probably bad alfalfa.  

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Probably.   That is weird. I just   I that I just seen an ad for   alfalfa   sale.   Like, wow.   Buck 50 for bail? Like What? Good? Is that good?  

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No. That's not You sound  

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like crazy cheap. Right? That's gotta be bad. That's really gotta be bad, Alfalfa, because,   dude, we pay, now granted in Northern California is horrifying, but we pay $28   a bail. Yeah. That I I was like, is that how is it that cheap? I I imagine that Must be real small. Get that. Restraint. Well, it's there's no bail that's small enough to justify that price. It's gotta be some shit moldy egg.  

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Oh, probably yeah. It's probably shit they're just trying to get rid of. Yeah.  

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Yeah. Because I like I said, it's   around here, we pay and that's a down price. So it was at $32 a bail last year. It came down $4 a bail this year.  

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28.  

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Yeah. We paid 28.   It's good over the top.  

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Is that for Alfalfa?  

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Alfalfa's alfalfa's, like, 2026.   It's, I think, 2 2 bucks cheaper than, orchard usually.  

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I wonder if you get the orangutan to milk the cow.  

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You know what?   That's a fucking brilliant idea. I bet you I could, and I got 4 milking cows. A milk and orangutan is the way to go with this.  

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Would be Right?   Nut milk is not milk.   No. It is not.  

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Gonna need a parrot probably.  

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You know what? Now that Christy mentions it, the milking orangutan   would need a parrot.   Yes.  

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Oh, you're gonna have a parrot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The orangutan   has to speak for the parrot. The parrot's like the translator. Right? So yeah. What's what's his name?   What do we got? Iago type or, like, an African gray that's kind of an asshole? You know what? I think I'm gonna name it Sean.   Sean? Sean the parrot?  

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Sean the parrot. Yep.  

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Okay.   Alright. Nice. Where are you at, Discovery Channel? Come on.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. It's gonna milk cows and slap tweakers, and we're gonna have to have, like, a line typing. As when it slaps a tweaker.  

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's gonna have it's gonna have, taglines.   Yeah. The that the parrot says, and that's where all your merch is gonna be made.   Is is the   your what's the what's the parent's name again?   Sean. Diego. Sean Sean and,   Sean and Clyde slapping   slapping Tweakers saying   is,   what's his what's his tagline? Come on. Let's let's go.   We gotta we gotta brainstorm with this.  

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Slappy  

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twiggers.  

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Is   he saying  

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crack a tweaker?  

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Yes.   Crack a tweaker.  

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Take it. He probably wants to crack a tweaker.  

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Take it, bitch. Just the skull.  

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Crack slam.  

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Are pet stores still open?  

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Are they receiving proof?   And harnesses are expensive.  

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I think in California,   if you don't,   go into an animal shelter and sacrifice   firstborn child, you can't have a pet.  

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Do they really make it, hard for you to adopt a dog?  

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I think that I think doc I think,   I think you can't even sell a dog except for a shelter dog in California. Is it then they pass a law, like, last year that says you can't you can't even sell dogs that aren't shelter dogs?   Oh, wow. Do that. Yeah. They yeah. I think they passed a lot. There's no,  

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That's dumb.   All the breeders do.  

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Well, I think there's private breeders still, but you can't go to a store and get a dog anymore. There's no buying Oh, yeah. That that is true. They They do a rehoming fee instead of  

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I coffee mills. Selling them.  

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Yeah. There was something passed last year, and it might have just been, county specific. I don't remember it well enough because, I mean, we don't  

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deal with that kind of shit. So it wasn't something I investigated. I just glanced over it. I know a guy that's got puppies, and he's trying to sell them on Craigslist, but they keep marking his,   post and taking it down because he's like Yeah. And you can't sell animals.  

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You can't sell animals on Facebook either. You can't say you can't say puppy for sale. You have to say adoption or something like that. Adoption. The   remote or need to know. And you have to have a   yeah. You can't say the you can't say it's a pricey it's like a rehoming fee.  

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Yeah. That's my my thought. Louise, dollar just had a It's about work rewording it.  

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Oh, wow. Congratulations.  

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Oh, congratulations,   man.  

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Very  

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nice. Very nice, Larry. Very cool. Where can we get what do you go by? Spider merch?   Do you go by   Gramps,   GPa,  

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Pops? I'm like, it's a girl.  

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Marissa What do you go by, Ben?   As a grandfather, what do you go by? What are the kids? I'm pop. Pop.   Papa? I like pop.   Yeah.  

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My grandkids call me papa.  

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It's a good one.  

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Yep.   And then people look at me. And then and then the people look at me kinda weird because then they always assume it's my son.  

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No. Right. I called my grand my great grandfather was papa.   Papa Malvin. Was mine.  

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German guy.  

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So I dig I dig papa.   Yeah. Papa was a man of respect.  

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Yeah.   Big daddy.  

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Big papa.   He was big too. He's not tall dude. Mine mine too, man. He was tall.   My man ish. My man too.  

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Your papa was named papa too?  

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Yeah. Well, they say he was my grandpa, they say he could cover a paper plate with the palm of his hand. You can Wow. Little paper plate.   He's a he's a good looking guy too. Kinda looked like a rascal.  

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That was hairline.  

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Better than mine.  

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All of it. Yeah. All of it. All the all the men in my family, at least they have their all their hair.  

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He died he died young though. So, I mean, I still have a suit, but, like, he he only I think he only made it to, like, 24 or 25. Oh, no. That is early. Jeez. Okay. Why did you say that? In the chat. He died he died in war. He got a congressional, he got or not a congressional medal. He got a   navy cross.   Mhmm.   Yeah. We got We got one of these.  

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Died in combat?  

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Mhmm.  

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We got spider merch for babies.  

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We got you guys have spider merch for babies? That's adorable.  

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Let me see it again. Fired. Let's see. I'm bringing it up again here. Let me see if we have other   designs.  

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Lots of folks getting knocked up soon?   Is that what you're expecting?  

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Not around here.  

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Jim? Here.  

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Jim?  

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Can't you tell I'm showing already? Alright.  

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That's the new trend. You're keeping up with keeping up with Washington.  

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Have a nice glow to you. You do. It's glowing. You are glowing, Jim. You it's beautiful on you. Oh, thanks. I thought it was a new skin. I don't use lotion.  

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Your skin is clearing up and   how are your cravings?  

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Well, I'm I'm craving our corn dogs  

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and drape mix. Not not craving corn dogs anymore.  

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I'm lying.  

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Oh. You're selling one today. On birth. Nice.  

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That's  

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great. That's perfect.  

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That's beautiful March.  

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Singing back behind me the entire time.   You can get it on a baby onesie. I think there's some other designs we'll have to   find. I don't know if   there's a sale on   red bubble, but if you add something to your cart and the sale happens, it'll be ready to check out.  

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Oh.   Oh.  

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Ellenmarcus.comforward/shop.   I'll get you the link. Real website.  

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He gets 3 recall as for every fucking Wednesday that gets bought.   They're sugar free. He's a he's a real Ricola addict. You don't need refreshing.  

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Very refreshing. I mean, if you are going to need a lozenge   Mhmm. A Ricola,   you could do worse.   I know. A Vicks   probably has all sorts of chemicals in it, and   it's made by some sort of  

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probably petroleum in that goddamn thing. Like an equate brand honey lozenge that's been stuck under a   car seat for a while, half melted.  

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Smells like some   old lady's   Walmart crotch.  

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How? I had to go to Walmart yesterday. It was like a Oh, it's I I I want to hear   something comes up where I have to go to Longmont.  

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It's   Sorry. I don't know why I went there.  

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I hope   but, yeah, Walmart triggers me, man. I hate it so fucking bad.  

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So, Jay, once a year, something comes up and You didn't know to understand. Our cat our cats chewed up our phone and around here, there's not really anywhere else to get a phone. Fucking, you know, just a fucking plain old house phone. So we fucking went to Walmart and what a nightmare.   What a fucking dystopian shithole.  

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Wow. Oh my God.  

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Like, Walmart and Winco.   Like, Winco, yeah, the food in there is cheap, but it it it comes with a depression.   Like, you you you feel just having purchased that food that the Despair.   Despair that has caused Yeah. Exactly.  

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Cool. It's like when you eat eat from a restaurant that you know, like, there's, like, a shitty vibe   in in the kitchen.   Like, you know that the,   stuff is starting to taste like shit. Like, if you've worked in the restaurant industry   a little bit, like, you   there was this Reuben's Plankhouse was going like, used to be a really good restaurant, and then, like, they knew that   that they were going under,   and there was, like, this they but everybody had to work, and, like, you could taste they could taste it in the food.   Even though nothing was else was going on   out,   nobody knew anything   externally, but those few nights that that before it was closing, everybody knew that the   everything was the same. You know? Everything was perfectly the same,   but   they knew that there was something going wrong in the kitchen.  



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Cooking is a magical alchemical act. It is. Yeah. That's why you can you can taste the love in that sandwich your mom made for you when you were a kid.  

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You know? Vegan only microwave, Kosher only microwave, Halal   only microwave.   That's fucking hilarious.  

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That's pretty good.  

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Use the unmarked microwave at your own risk.  

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Oh my god. That's just a mix of foods. Although I, you know, for, you know, it's it's solid. That's  

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seems a little bit ridiculous, but at least for,   vegetarian and non vegetarian,   I don't want my food cooked in the same thing as a fucking meat. You know? Like, there's oils and all that that are in there. And then the people that say dumb shit, like, can't you just pick it out? Well, if I pooped in your food, would you just pick it out and keep eating it, or or would you say that food's no good no more?  

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Like What kind of food is it?  

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Corn polenta.  

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Lentils.  

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Fucking you. Yeah. Throw it out.   Oh, you hear these 2 cats fucking   hissing and fucking yowling at each other. The 2 boys   have decided that they hate each other and, fucking, they're gonna fight.  

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Awesome. Get it. I hope we can hear it.  

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Yeah. It's right behind it's right outside here. I can hear them. They're they're not doing it right at the moment.   Yeah. This week's been a test. Fucking one day, the bulls broke open the fucking calf pen. Oh my god. Then they drug me all over the mountain because then the bulls were trying to hump these 2 calves and they're, you know, they're only 1, you know, which they're having their heats, but they aren't big enough to  

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A whole bunch of cattle do you have right now?   6? How much cattle do you have? 6.   6.  

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Wow. We're getting old. Yeah. And the bowl and the bowl the calves aren't all big enough to hold up than bulls.   And so they were just smooshing them flat, so then I'm running around trying to get the bulls off the calves.   And they're running through the mountain and the calves are chasing with the bulls. They won't separate from the bulls. Holy shit. Like, 2 and a half hours, I was limping around for 2 days.   Arm shenanigans.  

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Plum,  

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pains in the asses, man. Cattle are a lot of fucking work, man. People have no idea how destructive they idea how they are very destructive, man. Oh, You build something if you're on the roof. They're kind of stupid. Working on something and we walk away to go have lunch. We'll come back and it'll be tipped over and busted and stuff. Yeah. You stand there like, hey, we were checking this thing out, you were touching. Like, if you built something out in the field, they'll just come smash it. Yeah. If I put a tent up down there, they'll come try and pull the tent. Like, they just, like, you put something up, we put it, we break it down.  

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Yeah.   It was tough. And they're always getting out that because they wanna break shit. They're breaking shit. Yeah.  

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Like, literally, I dug in poles and they were stuck.   And these poles are, like, every 5 feet plus, it's 2 by 6 board plus a cattle panel, and they still bust that shit. Like, you some bitches.  

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How do we contain,   I guess, open range?   Hey. So this place keeps coming up,   around here. I think I've talked about it out in the spider before.   Was this Aspy Ranch, the Haunting Corral?   Some weirdo   out in a just I start up a conversation. These are these are weird things that are happening to me right now. Bringing up conversations with old people.   And this guy,   of all the people knew about   this haunted corral,   out in the Aruba Mountains   in,   Arizona here because he was he had been on a four wheel   trip to this place   and this other,   place where there was a murder   and,   called the painted cave.  

And there's this whole legend about this guy, Flieger, who killed this dude from for,   for stealing his cattle, and   he was never prosecuted.   But the dude at the haunted growl at Aspy Ranch   was   hiring dudes   and killing them and then burning their bodies.   And then when,   he'd he'd string them along, get as much work out of them as without paying them.   And he'd get as much work as he could, and then he'd kill him and then hire somebody else. So he had he had a string of doing this. Right here too.   And,   but   Fleager, the guy who killed a dude,   was an old man when my grandfather   was in that area. His   my grandfather had a ranch just on the other side of the highway from from this Aspy Ranch. And so he knew all these   these people.  

And so he, I don't know if he was buddies or with him or what, but that's the connection.   I'm the flieger, the guy who killed the guy at A and A Cave and some sort of Arizona life.   But running into some dude at a shopping center that knew about it, that's weird.  

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It'd be weird to run into David Lee Roth at a rodeo.  

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Yeah.   Oh.   Oh, David Lee.  

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I'm in a rodeo.  

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How do we feel about that Carhartt brand? Isn't it interesting?  

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You know what? I I wanna tell Carhartt to fuck off, but unfortunately, they,   they   also some of the shit that they make is just   you can't really get other stuff like these goddamn hoodies. This hoodie is not rain proof, but it's rain resistant. So I can go outside while it's sprinkling and not get all soaked and shit and work.   You know, say I gotta run outside for half an hour and do something. And I can just wear the pussy. Yeah, there they it's hard. But I really want to tell them to fuck off as a company. They they they they're really a shitty company. They've they've moved their stuff overseas. They force their Yeah. Their car their comp their quality has gone to shit really fast.  

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Yeah. Was that   was he,  

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wearing Carhartts? Is that why that came up? Is David Ralph wearing Carhartts? Overalls at the rodeo.  

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Well, you know, when I was a kid, Carhartt's what meant you were you were on a farm and you were about to be covered in shit, and so you had these fucking   these,   rugged ass clothes. And now Carhartts are cool.  

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Yeah. No. Now it's a symbol of being cool. Well, they do make those beanies in all sorts of colors that people wear. And when they're wearing those beanies,   they look brand new.  

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I noticed that there's no proof on David Lee Roth right there.  

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No proof on him.  

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If you're He won't.   Isn't covered No.  

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No.   No.  

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Of question What's that, Bronco?  

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Sambers,   stickers,   all sorts of seed packets.  

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Hey.  

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Who is that? Who's he with? He's representing Under Armour here at the, we've been, festival.  

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It was a good year at the festival.  

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The We Bit What Festival?   Is that what   Dave is   resorting to now?  

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This is this is the reality of farm life.   I   I don't wanna come into focus, but it says, what I my friends think I do and the dude's like a cowboy riding a bull. It says, what society thinks I do and it's the kid from the   dueling banjo kid from fucking, deliverance.   But Dita thinks I do and it's some dude doing weird shit to a chicken.   What Disney thinks I do, they're out in the field riding a dog. And it's like, what I really do, and it's just to do shoveling shit. Yeah. That is our life. Work. If you're an actual farmer, you've got fucking a bunch of shit on you of various flavors. Yep.  

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That's the way it works. And you'll you'll never get that smell out. No.  

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Mm-mm. No. It's yester my truck broke down on, Thursday,   this real nice Mexican lady picked me up, and I was a little embarrassed. I was like, as I was getting in her car, I was like, because I've been shoveling shit all morning, and I   I was like, I know I smell like 6 kinds of cow shit. Goddamn it. Like,  

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I'm sorry. The windows are rolled down.  

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Yeah.   Like, if she if she didn't speak any English, I couldn't even apologize for it. You know? She talked to me for, like, 20 minutes while she gave me the lift. I didn't understand, but maybe six words of it. Lo siento. Yeah. Whatever you just said to, I don't I don't speak Spanish. There are a couple words that I was able to catch. Her husband's a mechanic and she says mechanic co, so that wasn't real hard for me to gather because she noticed my truck broke out, I think.   As I was walking. And then my spider boots decided to fully give out and, freaking,   the bottom of it was flopping like this on the toe. So it rang to catch on the road as I was walking. I was like, I was like, fuck you. Gotta buy an alternator and batteries and some new boots now. Because in case my truck breaks down again, I'm not walking like this again. This is nonsense.  



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God, that sucks, dude. When your boots go out, man.  

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Yep.  

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We've had bra that's I can't attach to my boots.  

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We don't.   I burned through my   You burned? You   don't.   Nope. Good.  

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Max   max a year. The maximum I get out of a pair of boots is a year. Yeah.   I got   Justin's that are hard toad that are my shit kicker boots that I go out when I'm going out and shoveling and the shit's real wet. Those have lasted me, like, a year and a half, but I don't wear them all that often. And they're tough   boots, boot boots.  

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And your foot will get it.   Can you just get a a regular,   size   for your foot? Because boots are always, like, especially, like, Justin's are a little narrow   for my foot.  

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Yeah. I get the wides. I get the wides.  

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Yeah.   They're still not wide enough.  

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I don't know. Well, that that the Australian wides are way better. I get Australian boots at most of the time.   And those are quite better, and they seem to be quite a bit quite a bit brand's Australian?   I so the spider ones that I have, those are Australian.   The most famous   most famous ones are those,   shit. Starts with a b.   What's that?   Yeah. I think so.   I got the at these ones with these, see, they got stitching at the attachment   because the problem I've had sold from from done from this part, and it turned into a hung up front.   So this time I got ones with this attachment. But I like these ones that I can slip on because in the middle of the night,   in the middle of the night, you know, if there's predators and shit and I gotta go running outside chasing after predators, I'm not gonna take fucking 5 minutes to put it. Bloodstone. Thank you.  

Yeah. Bloodstone. Those are those are ones that are supposed to be the best. Now   red wing boots for my whole life have been supposed to be the top work boot. But now my my dude   My dude Art last year got a set of red wings, and they're garbage.   Just garbage. And they're For 2 years.  

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They weren't that great. 2 years.  

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Yeah. His didn't even his he's he's done with them, and there's only been a year. And,   these ones are George's.   That with this, like I said, I tried the spider ones, the blunt I was thought about ordering the blunt stone.   Yeah. Those ones are supposed to be the cat's ass.  

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I'm shopping right now. I'm looking blood and stone. How do you spell b   u l n d e s t o n e? There's   fucking custom   place up in Phoenix that are very tempting.  

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Yeah. Yeah. The custom ones are tempting. There's one over in Redding that I'm tempted to. Now with Australian boots,   order at one size smaller.   Australian sizes For real? Ones smaller than American. Yes.  

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Oh, okay. That's good to know.  

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So, like, myself, I'm I'm a 9 I'm a 9 and a half to 10 in American, but I'm only an 8 and a half to 9 in Australian.  

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Okay.  

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Yeah. I'm not I got no explanation for that, but, yeah, all this looking at those.  

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They weren't socks?   They're not wearing any socks.  

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I would not do that. Crazy Australians.  

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Yeah. I would not do that. I wear alpaca socks.  

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Mushfoot.   You wear alpaca socks? Oh, I bet those are great.  

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Oh, dude. They are so  

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fucking comfortable. Does Christy make them? Christy even probably makes them. Right?   No. No. She literally did them?   We're we're working on alpaca socks?  

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No. We're working on the socks. We haven't done because socks is a hard one.   Yeah. Because, you know, that they it wants to deform.   So socks is kind of a hard one. We're working on it. There's a machine. There there's a machine that actually,  

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knitting machine that you can put, like, all the   the knit into it, and it's like a crane machine. I can't remember what it's called, but it'll it'll knock out a sock like that,   and it's like a florite.   And it it was like a old tiny kind of,   industrial machine that they used for making stockings and stuff like this, but it'll do that that stitching   really, really, like, a lot finer than, you know, a normal hand can't.   You know? But it was like a it was like a crank. I can't remember what the fuck it's called, but it's like it looks like it's it looks like a type like, the inside of a typewriter with all these,   like, metal hands and stuff, you know, like this, but it goes around the whole circle.  

And you and you want your   drum There. Hey. Is that what it is? That's it. That's it. Oh, wow. I think you can get a hacky sack Then you just drop the things right in.  

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Yes. You just crank,   just like the coffee grinder. And then Yeah. Yeah.  

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It just  

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Just goes around. Wow.  

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And it just seals it right up.  

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Yeah. We gotta get some other stuff to do that. My mom was making everything, and we and we make some really awesome things out of Alpaca, but now we gotta   transition. My mom got cancer a couple years ago and got the clots from the clot shot and got real sick. So we gotta transition into quickly doing all this this stuff now.  

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Shit, dude. I'm sorry, man. Yeah. My mother   got got the clots too.   Or my stepmother, I guess, she whatever she is now. Well, you know that there's gonna the clots. Class action lawsuits because she's talking now about  

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suing. But, you know, there's gonna be some class action lawsuits where everybody gets, like, $300   and fucking you know,   some lawyers get rich, and then that's the end of it. You know?  

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They get nothing. Yeah. And good choice.  

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Oh, the thing is if you don't and it's a catch 22 because if you don't enter into the class action with them, you're liable to fucking pay in for your own. It's wow. That is cool as fuck.  

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Mhmm.   And it whips out a sock like that. Like, I I watched some some chick on YouTube use this thing like a like, whip a socket together,   like, lick and split.   Yeah. You can adjust it and  

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Yep.  

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What is a CSM sock? What does CSM stand for?  

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Circular sock machine. Machine. Okay. Circular sock machine.   Yeah.  

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I'm not even kidding, man. I'd I'd make some natural organic, artisanal   beanie bag hacky sacks   with this machine.   You'd like to just modify. You would knock those artisanal  

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hackysacks   out of the park, man, what kind of designs would you do?  

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Oh, man. We'd have, like, thunderbolts   Uh-huh. Along the side.  

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Little fishes?  

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Little goldfish.  

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Mhmm.  

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If we could get, like, a   tropical tree frogs.  

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Oh.   Oh, yeah. That added to my watch this time today.  

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Fucking size 13? Jesus Christ, California.   Holy.   That's a fucking big old fucking foot right there, bro. I got giant hands, but I don't got giant feet.   My hands are fucking   abnormally giant and my feet are normal sized for my height.  

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I wear a size 13  

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as well. And this is Jim. Oh,  

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dang.  

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Jeez. Oh, Pete. How tall is Jim now?  

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Now I mean, I didn't want to now I'm clicking. Yeah. But I can slip into a size up to 14.  

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Jeez. Same gym.  

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Wow. What?  

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14?   Holy shit, Allen. How tall are you?  

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Fucking robot. That's all I got.  

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A bunch of big god. Walkers. We found Bigfoot. Jesus Christ. We found Oh,  

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I feel all normal and shit. Aaron,  

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I know. Right? I got, like, a fucking normal side 9 and a half for a 10. My my feet are  

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normal length, but abnormally   wide.   They're, like, 9a half, but they're, like,   quadruple   exceptuple   e.   Like, they're super wide.  

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You know what? How wide are they?  

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How wide are they? They're so wide.   I had to guess twelves and pack   them with   pack them with anchor chips.   When I was a kid, I don't know. It's not that bad.   I just get bigger shoes   and things that tie.   But boots are a problem. That's why I   that, custom thing   is very tempting, man, to get   to go to one of those places like in Mesa and have your have your boot actually made for you,   that's tempting.  

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See, now weirdly enough having giant hands works out   because it's actually cheaper for me to get giant gloves like Brian.   His gloves are,   quite a bit smaller than mine.   His gloves cost more than mine by a lot,   like, $5.   No idea why. Yeah. Right? Those are more than mine by a lot.   Like, the extra large gloves, apparently not enough people buy them, and they just those there'll be, like, 2 pairs, and those are, like, $5 cheaper.  

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Are you a extra large glove?   Yeah. Or glove?   Jeez. That is big. Damn.  

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Not not as big as my grandpa's. My grandpa, they said he could cover a paper plate with his palm. Oh, okay.   But guys that are, like, 6 3, 6 4, their hands are only about as long as mine, and my hand will be, like, this much wider than theirs.  

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Trip out. Yeah.   Bunch of freaks here.   Yeah. I feel like I'm at home.  

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That's where we live.  

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Hey. I live at home too.  

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Weird.  

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That's that's totally weird.  

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Me me me me me, yeah, Casa s Casa.  

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Yeah. What did you happen?   We covered boots. We covered   30 year old golfer dying.   Mhmm. What else is in the news? Shall we shall we check the news?  

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We're wrapping up the loose ends.  

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Yeah. The   do we have?   What do we used to call them? Hanging Chads?  

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Hanging Chads?   Mm-mm.  

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That's old school.   Okay.  

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Unaddressed agendas.  

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Like carnival corn dogs. Carnival corn dogs. Carnival corn dogs.  

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I know. My corn of a corn dogs. Not in my mouth. We're good. Just take it in.  

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No. Thank you.  

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Thank you.   Oh, I wish I would've I just wish I would've loved to seen that. Forget now. Is that what you mean? If you had the video, you're just reminding me. I would've had a bunch of shit out of that thing over and over.   Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.  

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Have you seen this? Watch this. You get everybody's gonna see it. My friends, they have no context to who the guy even is. Yeah. You know, I'm  

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not.  

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The best thing I've never seen,   Christy  

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I'm telling you,   That scene of that of that guy in Italy getting   almost getting nailed by the donkey   when he was in the in the meadow. Trying to take a shit is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.  

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So when Christy and this guy   and and the thing is is when Christy and I first started dating,   I gave the guy the benefit of the doubt. Like, you're getting divorced from somebody and everything. It's ugly on both sides. I'm aware of it. I've been through a divorce. I know. You know, nobody's innocent.   And so I just, you know, I tried to, but this guy was just above and beyond a dirtball.   And Christy's like,   yeah, so after all that said and done, she's like, Do you think you could ever go over to his house? Like, if my kids, like, got married or graduate or whatever. I was like, Yeah, I'd go to his house,   but I'd totally given him an upper decker.  

And Christy's like,   what is that?  

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Well Never mind, honey. Never mind, darling.  

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Never mind. You definitely don't want   because you didn't know what an upper decker is. I'm not explaining it. You're not explaining it. You'll  

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never know until it happens   at his house.  

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She tried to get me to let her walk watch Clockwork Orange. I'm like, alright, Donna Reed. So I'm a little down with yourself.  

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Clockwork Orange.  

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He found it in the movie bin. I found it in the movie bin, and, Chris, do you want it to show you? Watch it. I'm like, alright, Donnar. You should watch it.  

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Down.  

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I haven't watched it in a long time.  

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Man, I watched that when I was in, like, 7th grade. That was   that was a big  

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I was like that. 7th grade, that's a little early.  

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It came off, like, Zen Max at, like, 2 in the morning instead of a Shannon Tweed flick, you know?  

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But, you know? Oh, yeah.  

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You you know? Oh, man. Waiting for Shannon Tweed. You're like you're, like, 13. You've just hit puberty. You're waiting to see Shannon Tweed's titties. All of a sudden, you're watching fucking Clockwork Orange. You're like, what the fuck happened?  

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He's Now Yeah. He's brainwashing him and  

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Yeah.   You're watching MK Ultra and fucking acid in the fucking, like, live action, like,   Jesus, and rape and Ultra violence. Yeah, ultra violent. You're like, my brain was not ready for that. I just wanted to see Shannon Tweed's titties. Jesus Christ. Bring back softcore cinema.  

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Oh, that'd be great.   That sounds good. There's something mild.  

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There you go. Is that Shannon Tweed? That's Shannon Tweed. They don't make that color anymore.  

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Yeah. That would've kept me up at to   to try and see that.   You you you know what I'm saying? In 7th grade. In 7th grade, yeah, I wanna  

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And bangers ball at midnight.  

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For sure. Oh, dude. Get your ball.  

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I love Angry. Watch Head Bangers, Paul. You You watch and then you wait for Shannon Tweets titties.  

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So my thing was was waiting for night flight to get over.   Night flight was, like because in Wyoming,   like, rural Wyoming in cable, like, you only got   we really didn't even have MTV quite yet. And so the only cool thing was 7. So I got lucky that year.   What's that?  

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I was in Denver in 1987, so I got lucky that year. Oh, okay. So you were in a place where you could've   gotten the cooler stuff. Okay. Yeah. In South Dakota, we don't have that. My parents got divorced, and my mom moved to Denver.  

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You're talking about being isolated with music, man. That was terrible. That was the worst fucking thing being in rural Wyoming. That was torture.   Knowing where good that good music  

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is actually out there, that sucked, dude. Dude, I didn't know it was out there. People laugh at me when I told them   tears for fears. I remember the first time I heard shout, that was the hardest thing I've ever heard. That's hilarious. I heard you say that. That's hilarious.   You're like, seriously.  

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Man, that is a banger.   Yeah. For Pierce is a banger.  

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Damn.   Yeah.   Those. Shout.  

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Shout. Shout. That's   my goodness. How aggressive.   It was. Shouting at the world.   Everybody wants to rule the world.   My goodness.   That is just an overachiever.  

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These people, I like it. I like it.  

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Then I moved to Denver and fucking And then you found Slayer?  

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Metallica was first. Metallica. Okay.   Battery. It was a master of puppets. Battery was the first one that really got me. I was like and then sanitarium because then it was right after that. I hit teen angst.   And, you know,   so   I hadn't quite hit hit angst yet. You know, puberty had just started. And then once the angst sunk in, then it was, like, sanitarium   and things like that. Uh-huh.   Suicidal?   Mhmm. Suicidal tendencies. I love that.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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And that's the thing is it's mom. Because I was more of a angry angst.   Like, my angst wasn't I wanna kill myself. It's like, oh, no. I wanna kill all you fuckers so you'll go the fuck away.   Yeah. You are the problem here.   That's why the medical head instead of, you know,   like, where other people, they went to the more suicidal metal heads. You're more of fuck all you people. Like,   Weird years   would not  

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would never go back to being a teenager. That was Fuck. No. I don't trust anybody that says they were where they would go back to high school ever.   Uh-uh. Like, who the fuck?   I don't know of anybody.   It's graduation season. Are you planning to get a graduation maybe? That person who had a wonderful   high school experience,   and they were just   just blessed.  

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I I don't know who the fuck that is.  

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Why would you do that? If you took away  

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the   the   craziness of high school   and,   interpersonal relationships   with, like, Lord of the Flies level fucking  

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I'm no shit.  

[03:43:04] Unknown:

If you took that away, I still would not want to go through,   like I'm super happy that my testosterone   is not what it was when I was 18.   Okay. Like I'm super happy that I can   fucking concentrate on something and not get a raging hard on   and have thoughts of girls intruding   for no apparent reason. Like, I'm doing math right now.   I'm looking at the math teacher and she is gross. What is even happening to me?   Like, I don't want any of that back. None of it. None of the not being able to concentrate.   The you know,   like, none of that. Fuck that.  



[03:43:47] Unknown:

You're calculating postal   costs   for shipping.  

[03:43:53] Unknown:

That's what I was doing in math.  

[03:44:00] Unknown:

I haven't made the address song in a while.   Maybe it's time to remix it. Oh,  

[03:44:07] Unknown:

yeah. That's a good song.   Whole address is in that song.  

[03:44:14] Unknown:

Hard to get a whole address. It's not a.   We didn't leave anything out in that address. A couple of times, I think.  

[03:44:23] Unknown:

So hold on, buddy. To the song.  

[03:44:31] Unknown:

How's it go? How's it go, Joe?  

[03:44:34] Unknown:

Weaving spiders. Weaving spiders welcome suite  

[03:44:37] Unknown:

279307   South 9 Avenue,   Walla Walla, Washington  

[03:44:49] Unknown:

Thank you, Jim.  

[03:44:53] Unknown:

We love you guys.  

[03:44:54] Unknown:

I fought so hard not to just get end straight stream while you're doing to   just just end it.