wsw 251 Schwartz Knuckles 4N-Waarz Clones_ Drones & Fones.mp3
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Audio recorded live Saturday nights and streamed to:
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(00:00:00) Introduction and casual conversation about the day and time
(00:01:00) Discussion about Free Comic Book Day and comic books
(00:02:00) Conversation about Twitter engagement and social media interactions
(00:03:00) Debate on the role of drones in warfare and the importance of boots on the ground
(00:04:00) Reflections on the upcoming election and political landscape
(00:05:00) Personal views on voting and political involvement
(00:56:08) Discussion on the historical figures Black Douglas and Frederick Douglass
(00:58:04) Exploration of voting rights for felons
(01:00:01) Conversation about the symbolism in Star Wars helmets
(01:40:01) Saudi woman sentenced to 11 years for social media posts advocating fitness and wellness
(01:42:43) Discussion on women's empowerment movement and international perceptions of American culture.
(01:44:19) Exploration of cultural exports like Coachella Music Festival and its impact.
(01:45:13) Analysis of societal shifts towards feminine and masculine ideologies leading to potential conflicts.
(01:46:45) Comparison of behaviors and ideologies between political spectrums and potential outcomes.
(02:20:27) Reflection on historical patterns of societal divisions and potential consequences.
(02:25:46) Discussion on a local political incident involving a city council member in Enid, Oklahoma.
(02:28:11) Observation on the impact of media coverage on local events and their significance.
(02:31:06) Recollection of past events related to cannabis legalization and festivals like the 7-10 Cup in Denver.
(02:33:27) Discussion on cannabis competitions and experiences
(02:36:03) Experience with cookies containing cannabis
(02:40:13) Conversation about the space race and rocket launches
(02:41:18) Exploration of the theory of rocket launches into the ocean
(02:45:03) Discussion on cattle mutilation and possible explanations
(03:07:26) Recollection of Gateway computer commercials and experiences
(03:12:50) Speculation on the use of cattle for military training exercises
(03:16:04) Insight into farm equipment costs and farming strategies
(03:19:49) Experimenting with white vinegar to affect chemtrails and clouds
(03:24:29) Humorous discussion on breaking clouds with the mind and pickle juice
(03:26:00) Conversation about animated films and special editions
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Shuffle the deck.
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It's not giving me the go live yet. It's Alright.
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I haven't drawn any cards in a while.
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Hey, y'all.
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Shuffle it down. Hell. Alright. You're drawing a card.
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Yeah. It's Saturday night?
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It is Saturday night. It's Saturday night, you guys.
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Saturday night.
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May 4th. 4th May. Free Comic Book Day.
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Is it? Is that true?
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Where?
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Your local comic books. I would not know get it local. I wouldn't know if we have free comic book, but I was just curious if that was true. Yeah.
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Set the comic books free.
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Set them free. Set them free.
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Like every comic book? Just Star Wars comic books. Well,
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that's the question. I think I got one on the shelf somewhere.
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3 three comic. Is it a dinosaur comic with Archaeopteryx?
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Well, if that was the case, then that then then I'm awful glad that a comet wiped out. You see some jackass put that, Sean's a loser on the tweet on his tweet. So I put, yeah, but he's not a violent rapist and a grifter toad. So Twitter
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is a battlefield of ideas. Engagement increases as people are just mortified by what they see.
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Mollified. This is just Marcus doing his thing. Thesaurus. Open. Gotta wait it out. He's gonna he he he wants to he wants everybody to wonder when he's gonna push the start button.
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Mighty monkey. It is Cinco de Mayo, and overnight, it becomes, no worries. I got that in reverse. It's the 4th May, and tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. So we're combining the 2 forcefully
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With a good mustache.
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Into 1, Jose Cuervo Corona. What are the other names of
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It looks like the caterpillars making love.
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Can't tell if he's Italian. Trains still arriving on time over there.
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In Italy?
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In Italy.
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They're I bet they are. Over in Europe, the trains are entirely different than they are over here. Like, they're fucking over in Europe. When I was over in Germany, and this is even back in the mid nineties when I was over in Germany. And for, like, $15, you can take you could take a train to, like, 6, 7 different countries over the weekend. You just get, like, this little pass to go to all these different countries, and you'd sit down on that train and that thing took off, like, right now. You definitely wanted to be sitting, like, vroom. Those things go.
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It's a different culture. Yeah. Different way of life. I mean, trains is, like, one of their major ways to get around, I think.
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Well, when it's like I said, you could go to, like, like, a whole bunch of different countries for, like, now they granted this was the 19 nineties, so I'm sure the price is different now. But $15, you could just go tour around Europe for the weekend. That's amazing. That's a great Yeah. Trainers are great. We went to Switzerland. I don't remember I was drunk. What's wrong? The conductor made John Gold. You're in Europe, they give you alcohol without yelling at you. What else do you do? You get drunk.
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Oh, yeah. Now you probably need a multi pass and some
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Multi pass. They're useful. Oh, yeah. Don't take candy from strangers.
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Don't don't do it.
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What if it's for?
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Well, it is orthodox Easter, which is, like, second Christmas or first Christmas. I'm not sure if there's Orthodox. You can't strip past again. 2nd Christmas. Because it's a new moon, isn't it, sometime?
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Well, what if it's a Werther's?
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I mean, a stranger's a new moon. Original or a bootleg? Yeah. Yeah. No. A Werther's original. Not not a bad thing. Knockoff butterscotch toffee?
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Obviously, if it's a if it's not an original, the answer is don't take it. But, I mean, if it's a Werther's original and it's a stranger, do I still am I still to not take it? I like those coffee flavored candies. Do you ever have those coffee flavored? I don't drink coffee.
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I'm not
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Oh, I'm about half a cup in, so anything that happened tonight
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Hello, William.
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Well, let's enter the twilight zone, shall we?
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Yeah. And I've been there for a long time.
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You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas you just crossed
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over
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Wash it down with some spider cider spider cider washing down sliders with spider cider, spider cider. It's good for potatoes, you know. It's
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Alright. Tonight, have to shout out that guy for that cool jam.
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That was awesome.
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Don't remember his name. He's on Bandcamp.
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Sorry. Okay. Cool.
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Alright. Well, I'm here. Ellenmarcus.com.
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It's a real website.
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It is a real website. There's a couple pages there to check out. Our force of May.
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Oh, what the shit? Cozy.
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Nice. Right on time.
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She's like, fuck your intro. I'm not gonna sit through that, but I'll show up. Did you just add her and the add her which took her off?
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Yes. Shikes.
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What's up, Cozy?
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Not much. How are you guys?
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Well, better now that you're here.
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I guess.
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Trying to get some screens arranged here. Windows are open. It's May. Presents some data and a black screen. Alright.
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Yeah. I see a black screen. There we go.
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This is Obi Wan. God. Kenobi. Kenobi.
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Yeah. Shouldn't he have an homunculus with him?
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Right. That's what we need to make some more art. Is that what Chewbacca was? Could have been. They got the wrong window. Well, it's an American tradition to celebrate capitalism and commercialism. Free comic book day. First one's free, but the rest, you gotta pay. So how was cozy? Making all the zines, all the collages?
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Skye. Hey, baby.
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I know doctor Jim has some guests over tonight.
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Yeah. We gotta hold the fort. He's got, company. Nice guy. Yeah. I brought I brought reinforcements.
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Excellent. Excellent. I've got bootleg Star Wars merchandise. I don't even think I should say Star Wars, But I think that's I think that's a generic term now. It's wars and stars. We could Google that and see if we wanna get a Xerox copy of a Star Wars toy at, e 3p0. So if we combine all the stories into one story, we get BT,
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Star Wars universe.
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Darth Macho.
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Darth Macho.
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The father.
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He's here for sure. You are. Yeah.
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Darth Nacho. I don't know if we got that one yet. Space wars.
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No. Door ladder? What the hell does that mean? Oh, you gotta climb up to the lot. There's a door.
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That's yeah. It's part of the club. You gotta be in the club to know. If you're in the fan club, you get you get the, merchandise.
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The galaxy empire with a twistable head. I don't know if it's a detachable head.
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This is all, like, Chinese memorabilia?
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Well, it's not just China that is creative, all parts of the world, creating their own holiday Right. Galaxy
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Empire. Hairy guy. You buy. It's good.
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Once they discover America. The forever plastics. The choking hazards, all the little pieces, big score pipping d twos, c three p ho. Only, 2 chest icles on this one. I would have expected. That's the right
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Like, well, the stomach kinda looks like it's turning.
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It looks like it looks like the back in a piece, though.
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It is manly art.
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It it looks like this one's packing a piece. I don't know. It's possible. Watching. Right.
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It's part of the fun.
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Do robots have genders really?
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Well, we talked about a genderless voice. I think it was even called q or something where the whole point of the project first.
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We're just like Ollie Ollie and Lena. This one over here is Sven, and this one's Ollie. Oh, yeah. I'm not. I'm your father, Sven. No way.
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Use the potato salad.
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Star world.
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Wild. Wild.
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Brian Stavely. Both legs are gold. I'm pimp to d 2. Yeah.
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Some of the stuff is not play, Brian? Shane created.
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If you do, just just shoot me a message. If not, that's cool.
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To get, Padme Sky Walker in her pregnancy pose.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's that's, my baby daddy turned into a killer. Killed all the young ones.
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Mhmm. Didn't pay child support. In the postpartum blue dress?
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Yeah. Yeah. Of a Arthurian.
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Hi, Kosey. Hello. Hello.
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Star War all pop art. Some of the stuff belongs in a museum.
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I don't like Star War all at all. Did did anyone see the newest
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idea of Jones movie? The time travel film? No.
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I think it's forgetting it existed.
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I was watching at the number 4.
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Did you see it? No. I saw a promotional documentary on Disney Plus about the history of it, and then they're like, well, we're gonna make another one because why not? We got an actor who's still alive, but he's mostly CGI at that point. The dial of destiny or something.
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He's getting old. The dial of Geritol. Jesus Christ. When he was on that last when he was on that last Star Wars when he was doing, like, the running scene, you're like, oh, god. You couldn't have fucking filled that in with somebody else? You couldn't have stunt double it? The guy is, like, hobbling along.
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Are you kidding me? He's gotta be realistic.
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Yeah. Holy. Like, he's not getting away from anything.
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Not when the galaxy cops come around. And that Sonic franchise keeps going. So there's a guy named Ben Schwartz, I think is the voice of the blue blur guy.
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Who's the blue blur guy?
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Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, Sonic the Hedgehog is Right. And that was on Paramount Plus.
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And there's a I like how I like how they both have a mask, and then they also have a mask. Like, the cyber face right now. Like, they're wearing a mask, but then over, there's a side piece mask to go over the mask. It's just like real life that, you know. Yeah. If
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you need to cover your mouth before you do police work in the galaxy.
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It looks bigger. Eyes because it's body cams. Body cams. Wow.
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Yep. Police cams.
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Woah.
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Woah. He's right. Obi Wan Kenobi again.
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Obi Wan Kenobi.
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So Sonic the Hedgehog 2 trailer. I think the second film is probably released, but they have a Paramount plus show featuring Knuckles the echidna. And it's What did you just say? Pretty terrible. I haven't seen it. The scene I saw was a dinner table scene where Sonic sits down and has a a feast with the little hat people, the tiny hat people.
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Oh, no. Gravelers? Mhmm. I could see where they I could see where they're in kind of the same field running around, graveling up coins. Mhmm. Those people.
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Blue flag.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I I could see where they could be in, if they made an alliance that would be bad. They're like, oh, you grab all coins fast.
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Well, we made it to May. It's May 4th. Have you been in any garage sales yet?
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Yeah. There's not in the mountains. There's not too many garage sale is that you left your property unattended for too long and people showed up and took your shit. You gotta watch it in the spring around here. It's no fucking around. Like, literally, we just went in. We had a real good day, already had one went into town and got it and Well, while we're standing there waiting for this guy to come over and get because it's a big generator, not like the ones that people in the city buy. Like those things are what you call a standby generator. Like all those ones, even the ones that are like 3,035100 at like Costco and whatnot, that's for if your power goes out once a week once a year for 2 days. Like, that's not meant to be run and lived off of regularly.
That's a different type of generator. So this thing's big and nasty. So the guy's bringing over an excavator to lift it up and, put it in the back of my truck. Anyways, we're sitting there, and he's telling stories. And it just so happens that's Brian's neighbor. They he's telling the stories about we're just sitting there. He doesn't know where Oh, you mentioned it. And at the end of every story, the story is about this dude trying to steal. Like, and them catching him, trying to steal. Like, the one time these guys were sitting in it. The guy was sitting in his pickup smoking a cigarette, and then he's like and he saw in his mirror, and he's like, hey.
And, Vodka, dude dude was going up trying to steal gas out of his truck, and, like, you know, he was getting in the truck. This is Brian's neighbor. Like in in in the he's he's one of the more permanent figures. The ones that come in seasonally, it gets worse. Like, I'm Yeah. It's, that garage sale around here.
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Went went into town yesterday and parked somewhere, and some guy was leafletting like a big orange banner for a garage sale in a town a few towns over. So he'd come into a larger town to try to get the traffic from the people outside the bank to go to the small town for their garage sales before the other towns have all their citywide garage sale. And he was talking to us, trying to get us to go over there sort of like well, he had a thrift store or something and was trying to do a discount coupon or something. And we're like, well, do we wanna drive an additional 20 minutes to go to a town and then drive around the town to try to find the garage sales, which are probably, what, baby clothes
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and Old cookbooks? Old cookbooks.
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So the future farmers of America, the FFA that sometimes rent out the fairgrounds in different cities because the farms would be further away from the city and the fairgrounds would be closer to the city, so they'd all get one of the large buildings, put up tables, and they'd put all their FFA stuff there. And a lot of the stuff was children's books. Like, their their children had grown up, so they were getting rid of a lot of the the old toys.
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Like, old baskets, but not cool baskets. Like, old broken baskets that aren't very cool.
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Yeah. Not orthodox Easter baskets. Not anything that you'd put fruit in. Not cornucopias. Just the old farm stuff. Did Easter happen already?
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Yeah.
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Depends on if you're orthodox or not. There's a bit of a disagreement as to when or when Easter shall be observed.
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Easter's. Depends on your altitude for if your bread is risen.
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Right. Unleavened or not. Lavender
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unleavened bread.
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Yeah. We only really notice holidays here if we go into town and the all the stores are closed. Then we're like,
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fuck.
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Yep. Wrong day. Fuck. Why are all the stores closed? Oh, it's such and such holiday. It's Christmas. Memorial Day
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or Labor Day?
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You're right. Flag Day. What's the holiday? Day. Harbor Day. Harbor Day.
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Favorite. Harbor Day. We miss Earth Day.
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The one that makes me mad is I go in in Veterans Day and everything's closed. I'm like, well, I'm a veteran. Let me shop, you motherfuckers. You're not veteran. I am. Why are you fucking getting the day off? I don't get the day off. Fucking sell me some of my feed, you assholes.
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Thank you for your service.
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Yeah. It's a day off? What the fuck is that?
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Was there an app on your phone that you show them so you get your veteran discount?
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It's on my driver's license. Okay.
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Alright.
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It's extra like Driver.
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Yeah. My driver's license says veteran on it. Thank you for your service. Fuck off. Yeah.
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What's what's the what's the highest discount you get?
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Some place is pretty impressive, actually. Somewhere, you know, somewhere in the 20%. You know, 10 to 20 is usually the average. Like, Christy's meat, we get 15% off with them. Usually, hotels, I get 15 or 20. Yeah. Hotels. Yeah. Hotel's a big one. I forget about it a lot of times. I need to see your driver. But then they you know, that's why it's nice to send my driver's license because then a lot of times, any place that I have to show my ID, they'll see it and because it's it's pretty clear on your license.
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They'll offer it to you when they see it. Yeah. I can do it to them. Yeah. That's nice. Curbing against some Bidenomic inflation a little bit?
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Little bit. Little bit. About 15 to 20% usually, which I'm not gonna complain about. You know? And I know libtards cry about it. Like but you know what? You guys didn't ever do anything. You didn't put your life on the line for anything. So and while I don't agree with the people running the military or what the military is used as, that doesn't mean that you should shit on these kids that are doing it with an honest heart and going out and thinking that they're protecting their family and protecting their country and their people. Just because the people that are in charge are assholes and abusing that, that doesn't mean those kids are bad kids.
Like, it's not their damn fault, and I was a stupid 17 year old when I signed up. You know? I didn't fucking realize the geopolitical fucking affairs. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's what I, I have a hard time trying to explain that to people. Like, I'm anti military, but I'm not anti veteran or, like, military
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member, you know, kinda depends on where they're at in ranking. With a good heart. Those kids aren't like, you know what? I'd like to go kill some brown people for some oil companies and take their resources.
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There's probably a few of them. Yeah.
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Like Like, nobody says that. There's always know, you think you're captain America when you're signing the paper. You know? You're gonna you're gonna be out fucking protecting the fucking weak and, you know, like, you're gonna be standing there and all the fucking weak people behind you, and you're like captain America just like you know, and that's what, you know, that's what you're imagining when you sign that paper. You know, that's and that there's honestly nothing wrong with that. That shouldn't be discouraged in young men. Like but it's taken advantage of by, the controllers, and that's the controller's fault, not them young men. So
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Have you seen the newest recruitment strategies? Egirlz, influencers on social media. There are women who joined the military wearing full faces of makeup posting to Instagram and TikTok.
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This metal one is the most realistic. Unregulated haircut. That one, that was just like when I was in the army. Yeah. That's the one. Right. Like, you know what? Fucking they say that in the army, the women are knight mighty fine. They look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein just like that.
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There was there was a babe.
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She named after a pickle?
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Totally, that chick is in battle with the midriff shirt with the midriff shirt and the, you know, the not just an m 5. Not just, you know, a carbine. She's got the m203 fucking grenade launcher on the bottom, the whole fucking 9, like The big Yeah. Machete.
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If we go back a few springs
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when the Is this one on the left that missing an arm?
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No. Her hands are behind her back.
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She's holding her helmet underneath in a in a pose.
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She has all those documents.
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She watched she watched top gun a few times, and then they let her in to the air force to keep morale high or something. Phil is killer? Philist
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Keller. Shouldn't go yet.
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Yeah. Yeah. I was just thinking back to the, I don't know, 3, 4 years now, was it, when the the Ukraine conflict over the border there started? And we were seeing Ukrainian women in full full makeup and some combat
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fatigues on the front lines. Yeah. Look. It's super sexy. Like, they're posing for a fucking calendar shoot or some shit. Yeah. 100 and that guy. In the cedar in the cedar of war. Yeah. That's totally what chicks look like when they're in the when the army. There's special time before the battle to get your makeup and your hair ready. Yeah. Yeah. They give timeouts for that.
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They're supposed to. Mhmm.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's also in your field kit when you're in the army. You get your MREs. You got your little roll of napkins that are actually your butt wipe. And, you know, your makeup bag, you know, some perfume. You don't want us to be stinky because you've been out in the field for a couple weeks. You wanna smell sexy, you know, while you're in the theater of war.
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There's always world for room for fashion Mhmm. In the world of war.
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Maybe it's just to save time for when they're in the funeral parlor and Yeah. But those save time.
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It does. I like how this one I like how the middle one once again or, like, her hair's even over her eyes because, you know, in the military, that standard procedure to do the hair nice and, like, sexy like that because it's not it doesn't impede you shooting that fucking grenade, you know, grenade launching fucking rifle.
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Yeah. None of these look like GI Jane shaved head going to basic training.
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It's part of the SIOP. Part of that Abby Abby would Abby would beat up all 3 of them women and then go work out. And I don't think she even fights.
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Right. So this lady here, l u j a n, she's all over Instagram, and she's got the, tongue out pose, the SIOP army sort of thing.
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With fake freckles drawn out? Fake,
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Snapchat filter freckles, full mascara.
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Yeah.
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Drawing on eyebrows.
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Mhmm.
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You got those caterpillars. Caterpillars. Over her eyes.
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The, you've just been fucked by psyops because physical wounds heal patch.
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I don't know if it's fashionable
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to go into the meat grinder, but a lot of what they're doing is online stuff.
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Yeah. 1, like drones.
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That's a lot of the We talked about that last night, and Thomas was in there. And I just while they talk about it a whole lot, like, let's if it's drones if that's all that there is is drone warfare, then what are we just, like, chucking robots at each other and stuff? At some point in time, boots on the ground always decides things. Like, a drone is not gonna go over and hold a fort. It's not gonna, you know, boots on the ground. There there's no getting rid of that. We can pretend like that's what's the future is, and I understand that that's what a lot of things are. But how many videos do you see of just drones going in and merking people in battle? Like, it's always dudes in helicopters or dudes in fucking actual there's always a human being there.
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And I think it really evil mastermind with this, but I don't wanna give any I don't wanna give any ideas. So I'm like I'm like, you you could do some things.
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Yeah. Just wait for the robot dogs with flamethrowers. Yeah. They're making them. They're gonna take over the whole world, at least this country. Robot dogs with flamethrowers. You can't stop them. No.
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No.
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They can open doors force. Yeah.
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Flamethrowers. Like, radioactive
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swarms of flamethrowers. Insects.
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Those freak me out.
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I guess that's why Elon Musk made them flamethrowers.
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Yeah. For those robot dogs.
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Yeah. That makes sense. Mhmm.
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Those are drones.
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But, yeah, you you there's no taking over with drones. Certainly, they could be used as a a a weapon. But at the end of the day, boots on the ground is always gonna be the deciding factor. Anytime that you want to actually do get something done. The only example that they can try and use is is is, yes, you can say Japan. We bombed Japan and didn't really put boots on the ground. Japan's a tiny island that's extremely tiny. It's not really fighting. It's not like we're talking about fighting a major country. I mean, we pretend like Japan is, but it but look at it in all reality. It's a tiny it's a tiny little series of islands.
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I think drones would be really successful on day 1 through 5 or 7 of attacking. But then after that, stuff gets bombed out and people that are hiding the holdouts Yeah. People who actually are set up, the militia guys, those drones aren't gonna do anything to them.
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Yeah. Are we pretending that we're fighting back in British fucking back in British colonial days, and we're all just gonna fucking block up and let the drone come by. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Like, that's it's it's not how it fucking works. Our drone's gonna go inside houses. Our drone's gonna fucking do all that shit. Like, they are not gonna replace boots on the ground. Boots on the ground
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Hit a bridge or hit people's cars or, you know Sure. Sure. Like that. But
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So I think we've reached the critical tipping point in terms of automated accounts that could be described as people using software to schedule posts, but a lot of what's happening on social media is not in real time posted by a human being. So with the machine learning algorithms and the lang large language models and the chatbots all becoming consumer level, so we have access to them like never before. A lot of this stuff is getting automated. So now reports are saying that over 50% of stuff posted online, it could be anything posted or shared online, has some sort of automated aspect to it.
So you could post something to Twitter x, and immediately, it would be searched out and responded to by an AI bot using a sleeper account. So so many people made Twitter accounts, but abandoned them and didn't delete them. And because passwords are a terrible form of security and can be easily guessed, a lot of those accounts were taken over, and now they're activated. I just got a message from a friend's account who responded because I had direct messaged them. That's DM direct message, but now it's not that person in control of that account, and they didn't know who I was.
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Oh, what?
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Yeah. Yep. So they had taken the account private
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person's account? Somebody quit using it, and they just took it over?
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Essentially is what happens. Yeah.
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Yeah. What? Mhmm. So you talk to the to the bot
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when the The the owner of the account is not the person who first created the account, and they weren't even impersonating my friend who I'd followed years ago, but because I had DM them in the past, they had gone through the DM list and then sent a DM to everyone in the list because there was already an established connection.
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Yeah. Sure.
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So it's like, oh, this person, I haven't heard from them in so long. Let's check the message. Wow. But it was like, invasion of the body snatchers. It was like a zombie. Like, it was Hello, patriot. Yeah. Hello, oh, cult patriot. What was the phrase?
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Yeah. It's not it was something like that. Like, hello patriot. Like, some dumb shit I would never say. Like, okay. At least fucking try and imitate me.
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Did you donate the money and get into the multilevel marketing scheme?
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The Illuminati.
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The Illuminati?
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Illuminati. Yeah. No. They I I've had a number of people, but they don't take over my accounts. They make up accounts And then Yeah. Go around and try and sell everybody that's on my account because somehow they access my account. And then anybody I'm friends with, they, go and try and sell, like, Bitcoin or fucking whatever to them. And at least Patriot? Hello, Patriot. I'm like, fuck off.
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Yes. So with that comes the account verification step again. So if you haven't already verified with your identification, having a cell phone number attached to a cell phone that you're actively paying to use. It's the KYC stuff to know your customer stuff. It's very frustrating. I know discord has done that before. I see it happening on Twitter. A lot of these hangouts are getting clamped down upon as we have a very important election.
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Yeah. You knew that was coming up. You damn well knew that was coming up. Like, I'm actually surprised it hasn't been worse. But only reason I think that it hasn't been worse is because this isn't an important election. Like, I think the Democrats are giving this one up. Like, fucking historically, no president has survived the economic downturn that Biden has has happened during the Biden presidency. No president has ever survived that. You you are after after an economic depression, basically. And fucking you, They have no answer for anything. They have no candidate that they've pumped up and no way to try and push them in in Biden's place and try and unseat Biden.
So I think they're just giving this one up, and they're gonna feel out a couple people because they know Harris also is is worthless. Like, she ranked, like for the democratic primary, she ranked, like, 5th in California. That's her fucking state. Like, you're only you came in 5th in popularity in your own state of your own party. That's not good. So she's highly unlikable. They they realize that they can't run her. I think that they're gonna go back and they're gonna look at people like Newsom, and they're gonna spend the next, however many years, you know, 4 years building up for his campaign. And a few there's probably a few other options, but it's gonna be people that are still kinda on the old page, but they're newer faces. I don't think it's gonna be anybody like Pelosi or anybody like that. I think it's gonna be, like I said, a Newsom, somebody that's not made made the national stage yet.
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It's really weird because, like, I remember in, like, 2019, they were, like, trying to bill her as, like, the winner like, as, like, the like, she was supposed to be in Hillary's spot pretty much. And they were, like, marketing her, like, oh, she's so hip and all this stuff. It was like that turned bad. Like, she's not Yeah. She's she's singularly
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unlike like, she's just absolutely unlikable. And then there's there's, like, record there's that recording from when she was attorney general in California. And, when she I believe she was prosecutor at the time. It was before she was attorney general. And, yeah, it was when she was prosecutor. She had hid evidence that would exonerate this dude that was given a life sentence, and it was a black guy, given a life sentence for something he didn't do. And she hid the evidence and then got caught laughing about it, and it got recorded when they were talking about it, and she was laughing about it. And it's like, wow.
Yeah. Totally. So I mean
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Crackers are full people.
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Yeah. So between that and her record as attorney general, she's just highly unlikable, and I think that they're gonna I think that they're already basically conceding, this election, and I think that's why we haven't seen the extreme lockdowns like we did during the Hillary Clinton and Trump, campaign. That was the first time that I'd ever seen it on social media, where they just went in and just started wiping out masses of channels. On Facebook, they were wiping out fucking groups like mad. At the time, this that was, before I was really doing too much of this. So I was part of a group, and that was more conspiracy. And we even started another group that nobody even went into because we were all groups were getting taken down so hard and fast that we're, like, for sure we're disappearing.
And we had a secondary spot to go to, for when that happened. And then during the Biden and Trump election, it was also bad. But I we're not seeing anything on that level on this one. And, again, I think it's because the democrats have just they realize that that they can't win this one.
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I was gonna ask earlier, where are you guys, if at all, receiving any sort of politician news? I know we don't cover that a whole lot on Saturday nights. Saturday night, who really wants to talk about that? But with, the issues that we're facing in our great country, it's gonna be unavoidable. I know that Steve Poican on AM Wake Up has done a really great job, has read a lot more books on the topic than than I have certainly. And Emily Moyer talking encyclopedia
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of political knowledge.
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Emily Moyer on Wednesday night's word salad with Danny Katz. They're doing a lot of coverage of that as well with the, they follow, you know, the Joe Rogan podcast and those sort of people that have emerged out of that new Austin scene, the new narrative network. You guys paid attention to any of that stuff?
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Much a little bit of Emily stuff, but that's pretty much it. Like, I don't I try not to even because I don't vote, so I don't, like, need to I don't feel the need to, like, know too much about it.
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It's like water off a duck's back.
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Paying attention to it. Like,
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what if somebody shows up at my door and tries to take my stuff away or something, then it's then it's on. But
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I vote with my, jelly beans, my first amendment.
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BBs.
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Straight out of your Easter basket. My Easter basket. Butterfinger BBs?
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Yeah. Yeah. Whatever point they, changed the voting laws, and they pretend like it was to do with black people. And they always wanna leave out that part of the reason black people weren't written into the constitution is is black slavery didn't start till after that. There really wasn't any black people in the country. The slaves that started when the country first started were, almost exclusively indentured servants from Ireland. And so there the period of black slavery was very small in our country, not justifying it in any way, But that's when those people aren't around, they certainly don't get thought of. And so, what the constitution was really doing was is, if you weren't a landowner, you didn't get to vote.
So and I know that that sounds kinda uppity, but what happens when you just give the vote to anybody is, like, you take the OSHA situation is a a glaring, you know, version of this, but this is what we have everywhere. The Osho situation, he moves into a county into Oregon, and then just starts importing, you know, random people, bottles. And, yeah, it just started East Curran.
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Yep. Wasco County, Oregon.
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Just started importing bombs like mad. And because we have this system where, everybody gets an equal vote no matter who they are, Well, now that you've gotten in enough people to outvote the regular populace, now you have things ran by a bunch of fucking crazy people and a cult leader that imported a bunch of crazy people that had no stake in the community, didn't own anything, hadn't lived there. And so in in general, that's what we have across the country is you have a bunch of people that have no stake in things and don't know how to run their own lives, well enough to own their own things.
All having equal say with the people that do. And that
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and then like you can own land but be a felon and not be able to vote like very very
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seldomly do felons not get to vote. Like, I can vote. Yeah. I'm a felon, and I can vote. I now there's our our states where a felon can't vote, but, like, I can vote in every other election. I think there might be violent felons can't vote, which I don't necessarily disagree with. They also can't own guns, and I can own a gun. Like, you know, because mine's only pot felonies. And, like, in South Dakota, mine's not a federal charge. Mine was a state charge. And depending on the state, like South Dakota, you don't lose your gun rights unless you did, like, a violent crime or, something like that.
You You know, once you're if you completed your parole, you get your gun rights back.
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Yeah. It's good. I think I just know, like, the Minnesota laws, like, there's a lot of I know a lot of felons. So oh, that I can't vote. So
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Parole, you can't vote. But if you complete your parole, in most states, you can vote. I know there are exceptions, but in most states, if you're not on parole anymore, you can vote. But I'm when you're on parole, your rights are get your rights are gone. You you're you have no rights. You haven't reentered society. You're given a chance. You know, this is the way it's worded. You know, the way they present it. You're given a chance to integrate yourself back into society during the parole period. And if you complete that, now you get to be a good citizen again, and you get your rights back, including voting.
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I was looking at the story of Black Douglas for some reason.
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I don't know if that's a bearish story. That was such a good story, Jim. Oh, thank you for posting that.
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Oh, yeah. It's good. That's one of my favorite
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characters from history. So, I mean, that's I was getting Fred Fred Frederick Douglas, black man born to a white father.
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Wasn't he like a he's like a lawyer or some something in the justice system. Frederick Douglass was.
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Did he go to the John Brown College in 9 in 1881, and John Brown was the guy who was freeing slaves from the, he, went to some ferry location, some building, and decided to camp out there for a while. How much do we know about our history? I don't know anything about John Brown. I don't know nothing about fairies.
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I don't know about that dude, but the the black Douglas Mhmm. Now the story that, Jim posted wasn't why it they said it was he was the black because, you know, these other reasons. But, historically, the reason he was called the black Douglas is because his name was struck. The the he rebelled. His family rebelled against the king of England when England was occupying Scotland and claiming it and claiming Scotland as theirs. His family rebelled against Scotland, so the king of England took their lands, took their castle, struck their name. You're not allowed to say the name Douglas in in the, you know, in the in the king's presence at all. So that's why he's the black Douglas. And so, and this is also why historically, while he's fighting, like, especially during the first fights when they were overthrowing England, he would just yell Douglas the whole time because, you know, they were saying his name was illegal to say, and he would just sit there and scream his name as he's hacking away fucking English people.
Hey.
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Douglas. Mhmm.
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Exactly. Exactly. You say my you'd say you can't you say you can't say my name, I'll scream it the whole time while I kill all your guys, motherfucker.
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Really? Explain some things.
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Yeah.
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But he was Robert the Bruce's right hand man and best friend. And then, after Robert the Bruce died, he went on the crusades, and he was fairly infamous for fighting very large groups of people by himself or with a small group of men, like even the Battle of Bannock sburg when they, overthrew the king England and drove him out of Scotland. They have, like, half the number that the English did. And, but what he went to the crusades and, apparently went against basically a whole like, a small tiny group went, like, against the legion, and he just went charging. Like, the guy was not, sometimes a little bit of caution is okay.
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You're muted.
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You guys can't read my lips yet?
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Christy. Christy does, but she's got hearing problems.
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You said Jim is the best person in the whole world. All hail, Jim. Douglas.
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Douglas. What is that idiom about the, kettle calling the tea black or the
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The pot calling the kettle black? Black.
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Yeah. What does that mean?
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Well, that, if you are doing something, a lot of times people project what they're doing. And so when they talking shit about something you did, that's something that they do a lot. So it's a pot, which is a black, you know, especially back in the day when it was cast iron. Yes. Iron black. Here's a kennel. Okay. Looks the same. You know, you you call me black motherfucker. Like, look at you. Like, so it's it's but it's you know, the references, you your behaviors are the same thing that you're describing in me.
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Oh, okay. We did hear the the whistle of the tea kettle boiling the water.
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Oh, yeah.
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Was that at my house or your house? Who's making tea? I'm not making tea. That's my house. Who's spilling it? Who's spilling it? Who's spilling the tea?
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Spilling the tea on the on black Douglas and bears. Do bears prefer men or women?
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Or are they a pope bears? The thing. Let's keep going. This one here, I'm not a Christian, and I think this has to have some discernment put it to it. Now in this instance, the way this is taken is then, you know, obviously, if you're gonna judge other people, then you need to be somehow completely sin free. And that's a that's just a a a dumb dumb, you know, way to see it as far as I'm concerned. Because then you get these idiots that you get guys like this archaic fuckwad who violently raped a woman. Well, of course, I can judge that. Like, of course, I don't need to be sin free in order to say that that guy should definite is definitely not fit for society.
Like, there is just no way that, you know, that I'm gonna be okay with that dude being around, and it doesn't matter whether, actually, the hilarious part Sean just posted about that guy because he's been hanging out at his girlfriend's house and living there and decided he didn't need to to register and tell the state where he is. So the marshals put together a SWAT team and, raided him and went and rearrested him, and now he's got new charges. And his little girlfriend is trying to make it out like this was just a paperwork error in his parole, but his parole officer didn't come pick him up. Federal marshals and SWAT came and picked him up, because you can't be a violent rapist and just go wherever you want. The state need keeps track of you and lets the people around you know, hey, this dude's there.
And so you can't legally just do that. And, I can judge that dude, and I can judge people on a lot of things. Some things, certainly, I think that, I agree with that in some cases. You know? Like, if it's not harming somebody else, you know, don't go just judging people just because you don't like whatever, they're doing. You know, oh, I don't like, emo music or whatever. Well, I'm not gonna go being all nasty to some kid just because he does, or something like that. I'm not gonna disown somebody because they did some slight thing. But if you've, yeah, if you listen to Garth Brook, emo Garth Brooks, yeah, I'm probably not talking to you. Chris Gaines?
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Chris
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Gaines. Godfrocks. That's hilarious.
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But I definitely don't. And and I I bring up that because I actually in the every the couple times I've talked about arcades, I get a lot of people coming at me with the whole sideways, Christian judgy thing. I'm like, I'm not fucking Christian. I'm a fucking heathen. We would have left that dude hanging out in the woods. Yeah. I do agree. The pot calling the kettle black phrase, those 2 do things do go together. A 100%. You know, I absolutely agree.
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As far as our k x goes, I've not watched much of his stuff at all. I've seen the headlines to his videos, which were calling out in a very aggressive way other people and sort of forcing them to engage with him, and it seems to me in some way that he just was rattling too many hornets' nests, stirring too much of the pot up, and some of that got back to him. I don't know if people were reporting him. I think maybe at some point we'll have more information revealing itself about what the actual timeline leading up to the knock at the door by, what was it, 10? 10, SWAT units or people in military gear crashing a studio. I guess they just wanted to read his library.
Yeah. And he had behind him some very valuable books. We could segue into a story about.
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Yeah. And if you've never been into a used bookstore and noticed that books just like that are on themselves for a buck 50 a pop and that he's not read any of those, he just went bought those fucking books after he got out of prison as a as a studio type stage setting. Hey. I don't know what to tell you.
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Well, there are rare Russian books from the Russian poet. I don't recall his name right now. The New York Times reported that there were there are libraries in Europe that were carrying rare books, and these books are probably rare due to the fact that many books were burned. So some books from some Russian authors were preserved and left in libraries. The story I read was about some people who were leaving, I think, the Ukraine, and they were doing some research, and they went to a library, I wanna say maybe in France, and they were asking to access the rare book collection to see these books, but they would keep going back and reading these books. So you have to be in a special room essentially where nothing could enter or leave that room because of the rarity of the books.
But as it turned out, somehow they had forged copies of those books, smuggled them in, and left the forgeries at the library and took out the real valuable books and then put them on auction. So now these rare
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Oh, fuck. And then auction them? You're gonna hock that shit too? Wow.
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Lots of unscrupulous book dealers.
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Yes. So those books that survive the fires become even more rare, and these guys went and smuggled them out of the library having a very convincing sob story. And the librarians were very quick to assist them, but somehow they were able to photograph the books, make some quick forgeries, kinda get the same size of the book, swap the dust jacket, probably the little barcode on it, and then take the real books out to sell them. Pretty incredible mission impossible work.
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That's the reason for Swat to come by. Mhmm. Yeah. She's got stolen books.
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Yes. So No. He didn't it wasn't for stolen books. It was straight up because he hasn't he's been living with this dawn chick for since, and he hasn't changed his status since May of last year. And so it says on the rest thing that it's for not, report for failing to report because he's got you know, at this, he's a he's a a violent rapist and sex offenders, and they have to report to the state everywhere they live. And then out last year? No. He's been out for years and and so he so what had happened is he he has his home as one thing, but he's been living over with this this, Dawn chick, that he hooked up with apparently while he was in there.
So that even though he still has this other home supposedly, he's not living there, and they don't you know, they the the damn, state is not you could play that game with welfare. Like, no. He doesn't live here. Yeah. No. You could play that game with, like, the welfare department. You know? We've all known it. We're, like, women that are single moms, but the dude lives in the house. And when the welfare checks come and they have to rush him out of the house to hide his stuff. And, you know, it it's that situation that flies with welfare, but it doesn't fly when you're a violent sex offender. Like, you didn't register and tell them you're living in this other home and have been for a a and and I imagine what they've done is the the studio is in this in this other home, not the home that he's registered to. And so they've taken this duration and built a case and said, look. He's obviously spending more of his time in this home than he is at the home that he's registered in, and he's telling us he's in.
And, deriving all these goods and everything else from that. And so I imagine they just built a case against him and because that's the whole thing is that just because they haven't gotten you today doesn't mean that a lot of times they're building a case. They're watching and watching and watching.
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Did he have a cohost that was also
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Also a sex offender, which I I know a lot of people I I got to imagine that sex offenders in some way, somehow have, like, a a vibe that other sex offenders are able to pick up on. Just like when I was younger and pot was highly illegal, you knew who was cool. Yeah. And you'd always be like, you cool? And and potheads only hung out with potheads. And if depending on what type of vice you had, you only hung out with people who shared said vice. Because you don't want somebody that's not cool coming to the party and then telling on all of you guys because, they gotten whatever, and they don't give a shit. They're not a pothead. And the same applied And the same applies for sexual vices.
So these, people with these sexual vices tend to group together. And so is it shot was it shocking to me that a violent sex offender hung out with another dude who's a pedophile? No. I assume that.
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Alright. It's like that drugs drug seeking behavior, they call it or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still I still have that. Like, I can spot spot people from far away. I'm like, yay. You'd be alright. You're a little too far gone for me.
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I had a buddy that got pulled over with this other guy that I know. And this other guy, I mean, he smell he smells like fucking 12 years of patchouli and fucking underarm and, you know, has dreads and tie dye and everything else. And the dude had a pound of weed in the car, and he's in the car with him. And he's like, yeah, man. He had no reason to even pull us over. I was like, I would fucking profile that guy. Like, are you fucking serious? Yeah. Like,
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I got pulled over one time. I don't even remember. It was, like, some weird thing, like, took took a wrong turn, and then it just, like, looked weird or something. I don't really know why they pulled this over. But, like, I had, like, pot leaf flip flops on. I mean, it's like, oh, the way you're dressed makes it seem like you're a stoner. I was like, what's that supposed to mean? And then he just stopped questioning.
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Oh, that's just funny. Yes. Yes. You are absolutely correct.
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What? What do you mean? What is that?
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Don't get what you're saying, man.
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They
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sell them at the store.
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I just needed some flops.
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They originally needed some flops. They were in the 99¢
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rack, man. What's your issue? What's your issue? Hot topic.
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Dude, like, my store closed out once, and this was actually an accident. Fucking there was some store out close out store, and I wasn't even a pot head at the time. And, this was prior to me fucking smoking, weed, and, prior to me having seizures. And, and some store closed out, and they had a whole bunch of small shirts. And I was like, you know how it is with kids. Fucking kids, like, they fit a shirt for 12 minutes, give or take, and then you gotta go get them get them the next size up. Well, close out t shirts fucking so I went through and there was a bunch of Harry Potter t shirts. And I just went and grabbed fucking a bunch of each you know, like, 3 or 4 each size. You know? You can wear them outside and go trash them or whatever. Who cares?
And I we get home, and it's not Harry Potter. It's Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stone. I'm like, fuck. Can't have my kid running around with fucking Harry Pothead shirts on. Jesus god.
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And the Sorcerer's Stone.
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Yeah. We'll just do it out of irony. Like
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It was a kid's shirt?
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No. They were just small shirts. I mean, that's a big thing. It would close out, so it's not like they had anything and, you know, they just had piles, and I've seen a bunch of smaller shirts that looked like they had Harry Potter on or whatever. I was like, fuck yeah. Kids can wear these outside and whatever.
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They were in a store.
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Yeah. Yeah. And then a cat like that tried to tackle me. Why you got your kid and bring pot stuff?
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Checking your bags before you leave the Walmart store.
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I don't ever let them do that. I never let them. Go there anymore because of that shit.
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Keep your receipt in your hand so you just wave it like a flag.
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I I only once in a blue once in a very blue moon, go to Walmart because there are a couple of things that it's hard to get outside of Walmart. Like, I used to have my phone on one of them phone cards and Walmart, it was, like, the only place that reliably sold them. So, but fuck no. You ain't if you wanted to see what I had, you should have checked me out at the when it was your stuff because now it's mine.
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I gave you the money. You gave me the thing. Now it's my thing. Transaction is done. We're not we're not in a transaction anymore. I'm walking out the door.
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Yep. It's They they have the cameras. Even if you were stealing, they don't do anything about it. They can't do anything about it as the worker anyway. Like Yeah. So it doesn't make any sense. We have cops on call, though, pretty much. Like, every time I go there, there's cops sitting out in the parking lot. You know? We need to find a different way. I was here at California.
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Like, did they steal $900 worth? No? Yeah. And we're not coming in.
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They have the cameras already at the point of sale terminals. You're self checking out, and you can see yourself on the screen. Time. Right. Highly surveilled store. Yep.
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Yeah. I can't take it in there.
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Yeah. I can't think of the last time I went there because we switched our phone, and that really was the big reason we used to go there. I can't think of the last time we went to Walmart.
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But still you go in there and, like, looking around the tire section and somebody's gone into the the tire section where they're not really surveilling it, And they, like, open up a package of, donuts and or Twinkies and eat 3 of the Twinkies and take the package and the doughnut and the tire.
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Have you seen the, post somebody had where somebody made a whole sandwich in the aisle and just left all this?
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My brother and his wife used to, they like playing the you know, I took I'd take my kids to the Yu Gi Oh tournament, so my brother would come too. And he wanted the best cards, so my brother and his wife would go there. And they would open up the package in the Walmart and leave the package so you walk out through the scanner, and they'd even not take the shitty cards. They just take the good cards. They could just put, like, 1 or 2 cards in their pocket, and they leave everything else laying around in the store.
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This game is rigged.
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I had a buddy when I was when I was little, like, the 5th grade, and he's like, let's go get a pizza. And so we go to the grocery store, and we, like, go to the freezer section, looking around, pick the pizza out, the big pizza. It's like, come on. Let's go cook it. And so we take it over to the deli, and we're like, we got this pizza. Will you cook it for us? And they're like, yeah. Sure. So they cook the pizza for us. We sit down in the deli, and we eat the pizza,
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and then we leave. Yeah. Yes. I was like, wow.
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That's genius.
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That's fucking hilarious.
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Yeah. Don't do it, kids.
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Often. Often. We didn't like taking anything out of the store. Don't ever take anything from mom and pop stores, kids. Yeah. Of corporations.
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Yeah. Only corporate. Only big bucks.
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Yeah. Fuck corporations.
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Put all your fingers on deck.
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Hilarious. My favorite is the fucking the the the bulk areas in, like, the shitty grocery stores. Like, really? You think I'm gonna write down on that tag what it is? Like, this thing's fucking $5 a pound and the one next to it's 50¢. You think I'm writing the $5 pound number on there?
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The the Hass avocados or the Hess avocados?
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Yeah. You know, like like like, last year can tell the difference between an organic bean and a fucking normal bean. The organic produce or the extra organic produce? Yeah. Yeah. Extra organic.
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Less than organic. Everything. You never know.
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And they have that spray, that little spritz to keep the stuff fresh. But in that spritz spray in the produce aisle, there's a chemical in that. So even if it is extra organic Not anymore. Not anymore.
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Fuck. Yeah. Fucking it's always good to have a buddy that works at them food places. When I worked at I worked at, Jiffy Lube for a little while, And, right next door was a damn, KFC, and we just go over and mad take whatever food, and they'd come over and get oil changes. And, hey, always the best. Like, yeah, that pizza is not only gonna be good tomorrow. We better take it home.
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Yeah. That's the best.
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Don't steal kids.
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Well, kids, you can steal, but don't steal kids. Yeah. Don't steal kids. Don't do that. Yeah. That's that's that's bad.
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Yeah. Even my peacocks are dying. Right. They're like, no. My babies.
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No. No. No. Yeah. Freaking both my mama peas are sitting on fucking eggs too. So, yeah, that might be what they're screaming for. Frankie then. I bet. We have lots of kittens. Yeah. Lots of Yeah. Anybody needs kittens. We have lots of we have a a a a mostly gray but varied selection. This is not a joke. Yeah. This is not a joke. Take some cats. The red ones are beautiful. We're running a special. If you take one cat, you get another one for free. 4 20. Free cats. Yeah. And the first one was free.
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You could you could just go to somebody's house and replace the things that they left behind with a cat and be like
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Yeah. Paint like like like like the native Americans. I'm just trading, you know. Glad to be a bat. Good cat.
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It's like Ashley Stinnett style with the crypted creature. Yeah. The large footed creature and the steak knives, was it?
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Oh, yeah.
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The tool that you need?
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I I would put that down more to, it's shocking out in these woods how many things you can find in these woods. Like, somebody quits living in these cabins, and they disappear, like, 2 years later. And then nobody goes in them. Like, you you it was shocking some of the things we found in our house. Like, when when we came into our house, it looked like it it was still furnished. Like, somebody just left and just never came back, and there it's at. And years years later, we moved in and, fucking, this happens all over out here. There's all kinds of buildings hidden in the fucking forest. We constantly are finding things out in the forest. Crazy things like art one time found a fucking a k or or found a fucking SKS out in the forest, knives, tools, axes, you name it. Like, people forget some leave something in the forest and forget, and that thing's gone till somebody finds it years later. It's kinda like dropping it in the lake.
Yep. Yep. And that literally happens with buildings out here. Like the property Brian just bought, there's a there is a shed down in the fucking woods that you have to be standing in this exact spot to even be able to kind of notice it. Like and it's just sitting in there. Nobody knew that was there ever.
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What do you think about, like you know, I sometimes you find, like, just stairs to nowhere in the woods.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, unlike this one, what happened, I think, was because the the ground is kind of sloughing off because it's on a real hard, hillside. So I think what happened is this little shed, you know, it's one of them little tin sheds that you can buy at Menards or whatever, I think. I haven't climbed down to look in it. Save big money? Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. New shot. Yep. Yep. And, it's one of them little tin ones, and I think it slid down the fucking hill. It's the way the way it kinda looks, but I haven't climbed down there to look at it because it's gonna be a hell of a trip down in there.
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We dropped some stories in the telegram, and I can't quite recall them fast enough. There was something to the effect of humans trading objects with birds. Were they ravens, specifically?
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Yeah. Ravens. Ravens will do it. They love shiny things. Yeah.
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I've seen a couple of those where they, like, bring this sort of bringing money to some person.
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I've seen them lose some stuff. Like, throw up French fries, and they pick up their French fry, and they go over and wash the salt off the French fry in a puddle before they eat it. They're smart birds.
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Yeah. I have 2 that hang out here all the time. They hang out with my peacocks.
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Smart birds.
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Yeah.
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We got some spring stories.
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Here's that there's a question that, as as, per my divine, I was on secret society, good guys last night. He talked about the divine masculine. And so they're wondering, Alan Marcus, is it spring? Is there any ring in mind?
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Right. So that would go to the phrase ring by spring, which would emerge out of Christian colleges and the MRS degrees that certain females would get maybe after 1 semester, meaning that they would go to a private Christian college and pay for 1 semester, hoping that by springtime, they would have a ring on the ring finger, meaning a proposal for marriage.
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Well, are you, are you seeing any girls? And apparently, secondarily, they would like to, the take on the on dude ness. What is dudeness? What is dudeness? Do you have any, love interests in the Marcus Allen future?
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Did you guys finish your raffle tickets
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scheme from, a while ago? Marcus Allen's love is for raffle. He's not just raffling on pieces of his beard. Mhmm. It's also Emily. Emily. He's not just raffling off pieces of his beard. He's raffling off his heart. So any of you ladies apparently that are up for he's the one who said it. He brought up the raffle. I'm just making, you know It's it's in our it's in our banners. I haven't quite deleted that yet. I think it was was it $4 per ticket? He was if he had somebody asked if he had a love interest, and he turned it into the raffle. So I don't know. Apparently, he's raffling off his his love.
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Well, it started with beard, and then there was the topic of women loving beards and wanting parts of it. I don't know. It's sort of the the spring haircut ritual. I don't know if that's a real thing or not at some point.
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You can plant a beard clipping in the soil, and if you water it religiously, it will grow into an Alan Marcus. Yeah.
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You have to put it in a banana or something. I thought this was gonna be like an elaborate spell.
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I was like, oh, okay. I'm gonna get some
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getting into it, leaning into it. So for, for me the the whole and I think this is a big deal. You know, there's being a a man, not just a dude, I guess, but being a man Amen. There's certain qualities to it that I don't think very many men exhibit. And I think as a guy, like, you're you're supposed to be very stable, very structured. You should be able to do and handle most situations. Your biggest thing as a as a man is is you're the the protector and the provider, and that should just be in you. Like, I don't understand these people that today, like, when I was a kid, most dudes, if they walk by something and it was broke, it's not even fucking theirs, and they just start fixing it. Like, you know, for for for for this thing's broke. It's fixed. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's what dudes do. Like, they they they fix things. They take care of things.
If there's something in distress, they go and deal with it. They're they're the ones that are gonna go do that kind of thing. You know, that's, like, that's one of the worst parts about having goats because their their particular cry sets off an almost human distress, and I can't sleep through it. I can't work through it. Like, it drives me insane because it's, like, everything in me says I need to go deal with this problem right fucking now. And, that's that's really what a a dude is. Like, when you're looking at, with the feminine, the way that you allow the feminine to flower and grow is giving her a space where she feels fully safe and provided for. And the good things she's gonna give you back if she's a good feminine are absolutely amazing.
But before you're allowed to plant that seed, you need to create that space. You need to be a very safe protector and provider where she can give up the autonomy and things like that that she's gonna have as she's starting to provide you with children and the love and an awesome home. She's not she's giving up her place out in the world, and you need to prove that you're that you're gonna give her something better and more where she can feel safe in that. And that that's what a dude does and also carries him around like this. Yeah.
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Chewbacca.
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Yeah.
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The lore of Chewbacca. Did Chewbacca ever have a love interest at all in any of the series?
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Yes. In the Christmas special.
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Forgot about the Christmas special. Did you see the
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He's like, fuck that. I'm not I'm not answering that question.
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Did you see the VeggieTales version of Dune? He kept saying dude, and I was like, are you saying Dune? Dude. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. I don't even say.
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I remember Veggie Tales. I have no. She has baseballs.
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I was there when the old magic was written
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down. I think Veggie Tales had expanded from stories from the old testament to stories from mythology in general. I don't know what the Veggie Tales brand is doing currently, but if they would do a version of Dune, be interesting. Can't be better or worse than any other versions that we've seen recently.
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No. It it definitely can't be worse than the feminist version of doom that they that they chucked out on us most recently. And people are just like, it was awesome. The special effects are so good. If you've watched in 10 years, that special effects are gonna be garbage just like the special effects in any special effect driven movie. And it's the it's the plot of the the the amazing plot and storyline of that that made that timeless. And you took that away. You took away the good part and gave us a a foe cheap, shitty, shiny version of
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it. It's,
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yeah. Dune 2 big, big poop. Big
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Yeah. Number 2 for sure.
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Yeah. Number 2 bad name.
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Well, yeah. Training. Yep. Polish.
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Yeah. I bet you he rides a tiger bareback. Yeah. He's Blackboutin.
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Blootin?
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Yeah. He's
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he's bloop.
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Oh, shit. And he should have one of the big lip things too.
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Oh, the big lip ring.
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Yeah.
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Some naughty fun is being had with AI. A lot of the,
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Bing model thing.
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The search engine models, the the stuff that, you know, kids have been testing to see what they can get away with, a lot of that stuff's been locked down pretty tight. But the open models are released to the public, and anything can be made
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for better or worse. That means. Highlander 2 doesn't even exist anymore. I mean, it definitely wasn't, comparative to the original, but
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I mean I thought there could only be 1.
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Yeah. There can. That's the problem. Except for her, there can only be 1. Of course, they got rid of it. Yeah. Number 2 obviously got its head cut off.
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Some Black Putin is not Black Douglas.
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Black Putin is the worst kind of Black Douglas is, Scott? Yeah. Black Douglas was Scott, and he was not Black. Okay. Yeah. He was a Scott. Mhmm. God love him Scottish.
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Darth Vader. His helmet looks like a certain male member. Did you ever see that?
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I I did see Spaceballs. Schwartz. Yeah. I made the Schwartz. You know, actually, when I flew off a motorcycle into a tree Yeah. And shattered my left side, and they had to put a bunch of pins and plates in there. That guy's name was doctor Schwartz. And then when when I first seen him and I said, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. He was not amused at all. Maybe a little bit.
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If you take the image and you mirror it so it's perfectly symmetrical, it's harder to dismiss the fact that some of these villains in their helmets do look rather phallic. And if that's really some of the wars are being fought over, who has the bigger Schwartz, swinging them around, then when they're swinging them around in space and there's no gravity there, then it then it gets a little wild, I think.
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The Star Wars That's super interesting that that that phallic representation, because then now I have to wonder if, they put a more feminine representation on the rebellion side.
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Haven't seen
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much of the news Right. That's the symbol of the rebel alliance vaguely represent a uterus?
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Kinda.
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The rebel the rebel forces, the rebellion. Was it a female sort of rebellion?
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Well, I mean, in the new movies, obviously. But Yeah. You know, like, all the generals are women and everything else. Because, you know, women are definitely known for their heavy strategy.
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I've I've always heard that. I don't know if this social media strategy was really well thought out. A woman in Saudi Arabia was posting to social media pictures of fitness and wellness and yoga pants. She's been sentenced to 11 years for terroristic offenses.
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Holy fuck. That is insane.
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Manahal Al Otaibi, I think is how we'd pronounce her name.
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And they say that this they say the reason that they're ratcheting up this insanity that they're doing is in response to America actually, because they're so afraid that the women in their country are gonna go, the liberal left like America that they're, just absolutely putting a hammer down on anything that they, in their mind, resembles that type of thing. And in fact, yoga in and of itself back, what, 20 during the satanic panic. Yoga was definitely one of the ones thrown in there as, you know, a tool of Satan.
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Yes. There was a secret hearing before the counterterrorism court found guilty of charges related to Saudi anti terror law that criminalizes the use of websites, I guess, social media or anything published online that broadcasts or publishes news statements, false or malicious rumors, or the like for committing a terrorist crime, the crime being certified fitness instruction, posting to social media using hashtag
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society is right. Guess that I would guess really, though, the the the promoted female empowerment was more of what their problem is.
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Yes. Another of her sister
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And to call for an end to male guardianship rules.
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Yes. Amnesty International left some comments saying that there were some contradictions in the the women's empowerment movement, kind of seeing how that's playing out in America today. Other countries are pointing to the great Satan of America and saying, well, look what's going on Yeah. There. You have something like Libs of TikTok collecting. What do you expect? People who are of the of a very liberal persuasion posting unabashedly to social media. All of that stuff is downloaded and compiled and archived to other accounts highlighting some of the spectacle there, and then that stuff gets sent over to Russia. I can't I can't blame them. I mean,
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literally, if you were from another country where people acted normal and not like batshit crazy fucking and you saw the things, like, out of, like, Southern California, you know, a compilation of the way all the women acted there without realizing that we're a very large country and you had to compile that out of these super liberal areas where people are really crazy that that's not really representative of the country as a whole. But if you thought that because that's all you had seen of American women, fucking, oh, oh, if I understand where they're they're going, nope. Don't want that.
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Yes. Yes. And our big cultural export through something like Coachella Music Festival in California. Did you see how that was closed out?
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I didn't. I did see that Stefan from the mighty Deftones was there with a shirt on with my name on it playing at Coachella.
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Oh, that's very kind of him. Did you wear the Flat Overfest shirt? Yeah. He was wearing the Flat Overfest shirt.
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Wow.
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So I had a bunch to add other names on it too, but, you know Right.
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Right. Right.
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But I found this, this thing that we're talking about. This is, I saw I was watching a debate, like, a week ago or something. That was absolutely fascinating that was on this that really included this subject. And what it was talking about was it it where the state of affairs that we see the country devolving into, where we see a very feminine move to the live hard liberal left, and we see the, you know, a lot of the more masculine figures moving hard right. When communications fully breaks down, where the 2 and and that's already happening. They're already threatening these things. But when it fully breaks down and the majority of the left is feminine, the majority of the right is masculine, and there's no discus discourse, it's gonna turn to force because that's the way this works. If if discourse breaks down, things turn to force. It's the way it's always worked.
And when that happens, the right is definitely gonna win. Because for all practical purposes, short of the 1 in 10000 women like Abby or 1 in a 100000 like Abby who could handle herself against an average man, That's not the case 99.9% of the time. It's not gonna go well. And then even, the men on the left are really very feminized men. You end up like, you watch them retarded videos from, like, Portland where you see veterans from one side and and Antifa kids from the other, and the Tifa kids crazily attack the veterans and just get knocked out. Like,
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Yeah.
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I think there's more of a thing there about, like, there's kinda like that, like, kung fu samurai mindset where it's, like, generally, like, people want a little bit more on the right are gonna be you know, they're gonna try to talk it out first or, you know, it's not always necessarily bent and dry like that, but let's just say for discussion sake. But, like, yeah, they'll be like, okay. Like, just chill out. Like, and then they the these kids on the left or whatever that are insinuating these fights, they're, like, getting super emotional about it. And then they don't when you're, like, in that space, you're not thinking. So you can't have really, like, the rhythm and the stuff that you would need to, like, actually fight people.
Even if you, you know, you could be my size and take down somebody 3 times your size depending on the situation. And there's a lot of bigger people that can they there's no muscle there. So they're not as they're not as tough as they would seem.
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The sound and the fury signifying what? I don't know. This is Doja Cat closing out Coachella for visual motif, or whatever
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style. What was the saying?
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Well, she closed out
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COVID. Out that was a real close in, like, a month ago. I've been thinking you've been bullshitting this whole time.
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She's got this great big blonde wig on and wearing these sort of UGG sort of boots with the fur, you know, the boots with the fur. The boots with the fur. Yep. And all of her dancers are dressed as these sort of yaddies, these abominable.
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Oh, so this isn't actually a Mad Max thing?
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No. What you see there in the corner is an advertisement for Furiosa, a mad max saga story. Now it all ties together because there is this sort of meta story when you see all the text, all the branding, all the colors, all the lyrics. Everything combined into a performance piece reveals sort of what's really going on. So for Doja Cat's performance to be sponsored by Furiosa, a Mad Max saga just before a full moon. That's sort of the the earth thing, and I'll get to another picture here that isn't too graphic, I hope. I mean, it's like the clay bath situation where they kind of shed their hair, and then they get into a big mud bath, and they do get really explicit with what they're doing in the mud bath.
So other countries are seeing this. This is sort of like the extension of the Super Bowl ritual probably
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on stage here. So they're not getting clean in the mud bath. No.
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They're getting filthy. Maybe they're just delaying some
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skin. Right. I hear it's good for your skin. Mud baths. Mhmm. Never frolicked in a mud bath.
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It doesn't seem like something I do. I mean, I definitely had plenty of mud on me, and I I haven't frolicked in mud since I was, like, 12, though.
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It's a little bit
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frolicking. It's like, you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.
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Are those wookies?
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Beastiality going on here?
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Yes. It's very primal, and they look like hairy mammals. They look like Mountain goatee.
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Yes. Yep. Some shaggy hair. Is this the box saga?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Well, she's singing while she's in a prone position.
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Mhmm. They're all singing?
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They're all they all have microphones. Don't they? Singing, dancing.
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It's a huge performance.
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Well, that's apparently what Bigfoot's been waiting for to come out of. Yes. That's that's true. It turns out that Yeti is really into twerking.
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Right. Hope it twerks out good for him.
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Yeah. He likes some dunk in the trunk. I I you should've known that about Bigfoot.
[01:52:07] Unknown:
Yeah. It's the woodsy way.
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So here's the tweet announcing that, Doja Cat. Oh, she's patriotic.
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She sings that wet ass pussy song.
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Well vagina.
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So the w a p song, the wet ass pussy is maybe a little bit more poetic in sort of its, topic. The lyrics to wet vagina are leaving nothing to the imagination.
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Oh, wow. Puts a lot of thoughts in my head. How how's Ben Shapiro feel about this? That yamaka is spinning.
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I've never seen a wet pussy. It's a myth. It's a myth. The myth of the wet. Oh, that was Cardi b? Cardi b. I'm gonna make another song that's, like, the same exact song, though. Oh, shit. Like, how are you gonna make another song that's exactly the same? Alan Mark is breaking down wet ass pussy is why we're all here. I I I agree.
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Something just fell off the wall in here.
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Do you have cats? No. You have cats. We're not in the room. That's right. You know? It's a personal part. Usually a cat. Was Anybody want some cats? We're giving away cats. I feel the need to reiterate that we're giving away cats. A 6 pack of cats Yes. Is handy.
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Especially if you love the mouse.
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You guys hearing the fireworks in the background? I am hearing that. I was wondering what it was. I was looking all the way beans. Could be automatic gunfire. I don't know. If it is, don't stand up tall like sevens.
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Should be should be ducking right now. Ducking and covering.
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Well, if it's gunfire and if that was gunfire, holy fuck. Could have been a wet old pussy beside here. I would assume that it's no good on this check. I would assume that it's no good. I wouldn't go near it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That that would happen when you use a bidet.
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It makes sense. And bombs are still bursting in there.
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And the bombs bursting in there.
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I knew it was spring when every morning at 5 AM, I'd hear the sound of the siren of an ambulance driving to someone's house. Like, all these people are leaving their house and probably go trying to walk down their stairs and slipping and falling and eating an ambulance.
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Well, you know, they that lifeline thing should have, you know, stayed around.
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Help. I've fallen, and I can't get up. Yeah. Well, they have them, and they activate them. And then as soon as the sun rises, the ambulance is running, and the siren of the ambulance is going because they're just flying through the town to get to the scene of the emergency. I don't know what the ordinance is for having, an ambulance siren at some point. You think that they'd, only do lights. But because so many people go to work early in the morning, they have to have the lights and the siren as the sun's rising. But I didn't really hear that until spring began.
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Yeah. Everybody gets a little wild in the spring. You know? The farm's crazy in the spring. You get all kinds of life, all kinds of death. Everything's fighting. Everything's fucking. You know, it's just it's just, it's spring.
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It's not even the 4th July. It's only May 4th. Guys, they really love Star Wars here.
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They love Star Wars. They love That way they're ruined fireworks.
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Could be.
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Maybe they had a successful yard sale.
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That's probably it. That is gotta be it. Boy, you sell you sell a lot of stuff. Them fucking mortars are expensive. They have to sell a lot of stuff at the yard sale.
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Wow.
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That's like the whole block yard sale.
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Yards and yards.
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Billing said there's a lot more shootings now where he is at now that it's getting warm out. Fucking good thing we weren't Vegas fucking when it's in the spring. Holy smoke. Every night, there was freaking all kinds of shootings when we were in Vegas. It's like snipers on top of the Walmart fucking having it out with some other dudes. Like, wow. I don't remember this since the since the nineties. The nineties crime bill put a stop to a lot of that.
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Yeah. Well, it's really going off. Yeah.
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Maybe it's somebody's birthday.
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It might be someone's birthday.
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Maybe somebody ate too many legumes.
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Like it? Take peeves and pea pods and dip them in their hummus.
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Dude, the Jewish bug alien is the best.
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It's like the plot of a horror novel.
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Terrifying.
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He doesn't take no fake money. He's like he's like, Republic credits are no good here. Ugh. I want real money.
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Yes. Real money. No. None of that Mickey Mouse money. None of that Disney money.
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None of that Disney money.
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Real money. Got all these windows open. You can hear all the sounds. Here's the Disney money.
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Oh, yeah. They did that.
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Isn't that Stanley Steemer?
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Stanley Steemer on a $100 bill.
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Yeah. Looks like
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it. All those dudes from the fifties look the same.
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Yeah. Mustaches. Every one of them.
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Fancy
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fifties mustaches.
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Well, trying to look all French because they watched Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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And knuckles are out. From the world of Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles, 6 episodes, streaming, I think, the Paramount plus. The Sonic the Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes. Very red. A very angry echidna.
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What is that thing?
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An echidna. To be an echidna, apparently.
[02:00:37] Unknown:
So it's a part honic so honic? Part hedgehog and part something else? Is it like Sonichu?
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Well, echidnas have I don't understand this because echidnas have scales. So, like, how is it furry? I don't know.
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Marcus, are you open to connecting with a sporty, long haired hippie gal from Portland who has a son via a sperm bank? It seems very specific. It seems very specific.
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As long as it's for all sports. Is that the, Pacific Ocean?
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That's Pacific Ocean. That's the Pacific Ocean. Okay. But, remember which coast we're talking about, east or west or
[02:01:27] Unknown:
left or right? That's the west coast. I know that gets confusing when you're from Minnesota. It's like, you know, it does, you know, no bearing in that whatsoever. Like, I don't know. It's where there's water. Uh-huh. And those a lake.
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Fries or chips or Papa's fritas.
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That's fritas. Yeah. He looks like he's getting ready to get a birthday song. Sweets. Yeah.
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You put that hat on you. Doris Fader celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
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It's a real holiday.
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It's a real holiday. He's a real It's a real holiday. Of,
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All I'm gonna say is is what are we offering here there? Batman, Beltane, Bach, privacy lover. It's a hell of a name, by the way. What what are we offering here? What were you sending me before, I pawn off Marcus?
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That's gotta be a fake account, and that's gotta be like a cover account.
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Cinco de Mayo has its roots in the second French intervention in Mexico, which occurred after the 18 46 to 48 Mexican American war and in 1858 to 61 reform war.
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We're talking about dowry here. Like, what what kind of what what what are we putting into the pie?
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The best pigs. Like, the breed I
[02:02:55] Unknown:
don't want any more goats. I'm just telling you that right out the gate. Don't even try offering goats.
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On May 5, 1862, the battle of Puebla Puebla Puebla.
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Puebla. Yeah. No cats either. I will let you have Marcus if you take 14 cats.
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Charles La Trill de Lorenze. I I don't speak French. It's not my strong suit. 6000 French troops attacked Puebla de Los Angeles, which was a small town in East Central Mexico. I don't think that's the same get some more. Los Angeles and California. Vastly outnumbered and poorly supplied Mexicans like, like, part general.
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He's barely used.
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Zarzaurab goes to fortify the town and prepared for the French assault.
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We've been training him for a couple of years now. I think that's fair. 7 you take 17 cats and give me a quarter of land, and then Alan Marcus,
[02:04:07] Unknown:
you can have him. Despite being outnumbered, the Mexican forces successfully defended Puebla, and the French suffered heavy losses. Losses, although not a major strategic win in the overall war against the French. Zaragoza's success in the battle of Puebla represented a great symbolic victory for the Mexican government and bolstered the resistant movement.
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I've gotta pay the no. No. We're giving up a Marcus. I don't even know who this other person is. And that it to try and claim that that's worth a Marcus, like, I we're being ridiculous now. We're being ridiculous. Obviously, I get a quarter of land, and Marcus comes with 17 cats.
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17 kittens?
[02:04:53] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. We currently have how many we got right now? Like, 22. So I'm not even trying to give you all of them. I'm just 17.
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That seems fair.
[02:05:09] Unknown:
Yeah. I need to get I need to get my peacock pimp pat. This would probably go better. I'm I'm not doing this right.
[02:05:16] Unknown:
I'm the kitty pimp.
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Pimp, it ain't easy.
[02:05:21] Unknown:
It ain't easy. 2 t's, not 2 d's.
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You know, he's got a lot of knowledge. You're not just getting him for his looks.
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And, if you listen to Schoolhouse Rock, you'll know knowledge is power.
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And this one's a hard negotiator over here. Jeez.
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Many mountain lab wizard, our chemical lab secrets. Yeah.
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Yeah. Pimps don't cry. Pimps don't cry. That was fun.
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I'll be right back, fellas.
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I know doctor,
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Cook's guess. Do fly, though. That's what's funny about that. That is what cracked me up about that one of the things that cracked me up, that movie is fucking hilarious, that damn other guys. But the the, peacocks do fly. Like, every night when you guys are hearing that first scream that you hear, that's actually them. They jump on top of the house, and that's where you're hearing the thuds and then the scream because I think that they I don't know. They think that the scream gives them extra flight power or something like like karate, like when you jaw. You know, they're like Triangle.
They do that scream when they take off, and then they sleep, like, a 100 feet up in the trees. Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, I don't they can't fly like a duck or something. You never done a desktop. I just did. When's the last time you did one? I did one since 08. Yeah.
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Do you have any 22 tailed cats?
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That one is that one's almost Naruto.
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That's like Do any of your cats have thumbs?
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Opposable thumbs?
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I haven't been trying to look at them because I don't I I bond to animals, like, ridiculously easy. Like, usually, for the most part, an animal walks in front of me. It's like, oh, hey. We're best friends. And so I try my best to try and, Not be a match. With them because we need to get rid of a bunch of these guys because his bat's too fucking many cats.
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It is kitten season.
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Can you hear me? I'm being offered a tricked out scanning electron microscope. Oh, that's a trade. Uh-oh. That's a trade. That's a good. I don't know how cats taste. I've never eaten. Well, I don't know. Maybe I've eaten a cat. I've eaten Chinese back when I was younger. I don't know. There was one time that I ordered, chicken, and that chicken had air on it. And I took it back, and then there they said something. And I was like, chicken don't have fucking hair on it, lady.
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What's your favorite cut of Garfield?
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More like a shank.
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Elf did eat cats, didn't he? I remember that. No?
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Lots of AI art from Elf. I see a lot of
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Kermit the Frog. Yep. A white ass pussy. A cooked cat. It's just a song about eating cats.
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If it's cooked right. Otherwise, it's dap.
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You don't want it dry. Roasted. I like that. Braised. I don't think you can make it I like cats. I just don't want 30 of them. Right. Make we we needed more cats, and that's where the problem came in because we had a rat problem for a while because my one cat we had 2 cats, and that was perfect because the one cat was super murdery. But then that cat died. I think it probably got cancer or something and it died. And, she was the sweetest cat too even though she was super murdery to everything else. And then the rats just moved in, and we had a bad rat infestation. And now that's gone, but now we have a cat infestation.
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I think Hollywood has a Bob infestation.
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A Bob?
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All the CEOs are named Bob.
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I have a cat named Bob.
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Bob, at Disney. CEO too. Bob, Paramount.
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Can you pop off the gas and then buy?
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Bob Bakish is getting, 258,000 per month through October as they're trying to transition to new leadership over at Paramount, Paramount Plus, having the new Sonic series with the echidna, knuckles. They also have the, I think, Star Trek franchise.
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We called Bob. This is Bob.
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He's been Hi, Bob.
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Yeah. He's huge. He's our big fan. Bob.
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Mergers and acquisitions, springtime for Hitler and Germany. It's all happening.
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It's high tea.
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Yeah. Bob Bob usually stays upstairs. He's he's my he's my bed tire. He sleeps in the bed with me all the time. Do you know what they
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CBS and Viacom merged into ViacomCBS and later branding into Paramount Global, and then they went into streaming. I I think that was how you'd see the new Star Trek episodes. Yeah. Or something, and then they had new
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Twilight Zones.
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Oh. Like, Twilight Zone?
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Yeah. There's not many episodes that they did. With the plus sign,
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Paramount Cross, Paramount Plus Plus.com, having a new anthology series.
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They did pretty good with the stand that was that was decent.
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I thought that the stand wasn't that that really horrible movie, that Stephen King movie back in the Yeah. They turned it into a series. Yeah. It was, like, made for TV type series. God, that was just awful. It had that the devil was, like, almost like a Johnny Cash type character that played guitar and smoked cigarettes like this. Like, my uncle does that. That's why it stood out to me because my uncle does that because he's shit real bad. So rather than, you know, how most peep most people smoke like that, my uncle would because he shook real bad, would put it like that, and then we we go like this and, like, fucking cover up, like, his whole face in his his hair. Like Bane.
Yeah.
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Bane, Batman.
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It's just because he shook real bad. He'd drink out of a out of a can with a straw also to keep them little bendy straws. Are those
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Bane Batman memes hot?
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Bane's coming back? And the dude who invented Bane, isn't that, that numb nuts that fucking, Owen Benjamin was like his, he was like, Owen Benjamin was like his disciple. Was that box Day. Is that the dude that invented Bane?
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Vox Day has published some books. I haven't read any of them. I don't know what his relation to Batman or Bane is. I think I think Vox, they invented Bane. I think I see him post on gab.com, gab.com became infamous the moment they released, web extension for web browsers called dissenter. And eventually, they released this dissenter platform through its own browser. So there was a browser based off of Brave that had the software built in that you would log in to Gab to comment on the dissenter platform. The dissenter platform was a way to have a comments section on every website online so that you could comment on any URL on the Internet.
That lasted a little while. There was a time when Alex Jones was on a Joe Rogen livestream, and there were a lot of people commenting on that YouTube video page through the dissenter browser saying what they wanted to say. They didn't have YouTube moderation on the dissenter browser comment page. But good things don't last for too long, And Gab ended that project. Now they have Hitler chatbots. And a lot of Christian Balkanization where they've gone and decided that they're going to carve out their own corner of the Internet on Gabb.
They were tired of Twitter and other social media, not respecting Christians. So they went off and took their toys, and they now they're playing in the Gabb sandbox.
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Yeah.
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CBS access launched in, like, 2014. It became Paramount Plus, and I don't know that anyone's really keeping track of what's happened with streaming services essentially becoming worse than cable with, people unplugging, cutting the cable, cutting out their cable packages, and going towards streaming. Sick streaming packages instead. Right. Now we're back to the same thing where people are like, I don't wanna spend, you know, 8 to $10 a month for a streaming service that I'm not watching anything on.
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Yeah. I had that I had that, MGM one because they had that Billy the Kid show, and I enjoyed that. And then they fucking just quit. The juice came out, went off strike, and they just quit playing it. And they're like and it was supposed to start back then. They took their mid season break, and then they just quit playing it because the Jews went off strike. And, like, well, I don't understand why that stopped the show. But Right.
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People have to write this stuff.
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But they came off strike, and that's why they start stopped playing it. That was they were doing just fine when it was, when they dropped. Maybe it wasn't because they were, like, striking for pay. Right? So then they maybe wasn't in the budget anymore to pay them. Yeah. Something.
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Weird.
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There seems to be seasonal strikes. I don't know if it's tied to moon phases or metatonic cycles or whatever it is, but it's just built into the system that after a period of time, the writer's guild will go on strike, and then maybe the actors guild will go on strike. And then they'll just kinda cycle through
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who's striking at what time. Yeah. I think it's, like, teachers are gonna go on strike soon or something.
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They're ending a lot of funding to arts. So art classes are being chopped off. Music is being reduced. Any reason why you'd wanna be in public school while to sing in the choir to have access to the shop class, these types of things where you'd need the tools and the physical space to play with the stuff. That stuff is, I guess, not as important. But it is an election year. So vote for your school board members who support the right to salmon colored photocopy paper in the classroom.
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Alright. Rainbows in your school district.
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I suspect this, we're gonna start seeing a lot heavier elections, fights in these school boards and things like that because that's already been a hot topic where the school boards are so full of these ultra liberal people. And then the government went after the parents that were, you know, objecting to the things these school boards are doing, you know, and then the government got in trouble for that because they had all those senate hearings where they were weaponizing the FBI, against, you know, parents that were concerned about what the school boards were doing. So I suspect that that's gonna be a heavy heavy thing where you're gonna see a lot of overturning school boards.
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There's a district, like, not that far from me. And I have a friend who has a daughter in that district, and they're trying to ban rainbows. Just all rainbows. Yeah. Any kind of rainbow. I was like, okay. Like, can't we just have just rainbows? Don't have to mean anything. Like,
[02:19:41] Unknown:
that's just making it worse. Whatever you're you're trying to do. Know that's how it's gonna go. You know that. And I and I've been calling for this for a number of years saying this is coming, not calling for it, but calling out that this is coming, that they're gonna move crazy right wing. It's gonna be the ultraorthodox crazed right wing, and it's not gonna be good for any of us. And, like this, debate I was watching, the guy said that, and and he's right. You know? Historically, every time that we've had this huge divide between a masculine and feminine in a society, the women lose their rights after the fight.
When the thing when the smoke clears, the women don't have the rights anymore. And, it's that's hard. That's ugly. And that's what you end up with over in, like, Saudi Arabia. And I don't understand why as a people, we can't go to the reasonable spot out the gate. We have to go to fucking all the crazy sides and be like, well, this is batshit crazy. You know? But that's just how we are. I can't stop the rest of everybody.
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Is this the date debate show you're watching on the whatever channel on YouTube? Yeah. It wasn't,
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this it wasn't this one. It was a singular one, but it was, I believe it might have been, a station like this, but it was just 1 dude and 1 chick. And she was a feminist, and he and and he was tearing, and he was really laying it down. And she had to concede. You know? Because part of the problem is is, he's, like, when when shit actually hits the fan, the problem is is our our enforcement people is all men. You know? Yeah. There's the occasional woman in there, but 99% of it is men. And this is where all your force is coming is coming from. And when we can't have a reasonable discourse, force moves to what the force is only gonna apply from one side.
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So here's a picture of a man named Judd Blevins who ran for city council in Enid, Oklahoma. Not many people were running for city council, and he announced before he was running that he had been at a unite the right rally. I think this was in is it Charlottesville? Was this 2019? And there was a statue that they were wanting to preserve, that other people were wanting to remove. So people online had gathered because of that issue. So this man went to go and
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see what was going on. Because that was, like, when they were pulling down, like, the general Lee statues and such? Mhmm. That's when it began.
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Yes. I don't know too much about
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Which is hilarious because General Lee, only owned slaves for a couple years, and that's only because they were, he inherited them in, in his marriage. And, as soon as he, the duration that he kept them was what was required in the contract. And as soon as that was over, he released them, and almost all of them stayed with him. Like, I as opposed to, on the north, what the fuck's his name for the north that may the primary John Brown. Grant Grant. Fucking. He was a he was a avid slave owner. Like
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So this guy, Jud Blevins, ran for city council. He told everyone that he had been at the Tiki torch party. And
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torch party?
[02:23:39] Unknown:
Well, what happened was there's that statue and people wanted to take it down. Other people said, well, let's not take it down without having a discussion and remembering the history. Because this became an online event, it was sort of like the storm area 51. Someone posted, hey, storm area 51. They made a Facebook page for it. People got national attention. They flew in. The people at Storm Area 51, they were completely investigated. Everyone who was there for that period of time was Okay. Right.
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Trap. Even if you even phrase you were going to to to you, you dance straight.
[02:24:22] Unknown:
Yeah. So the same thing sort of happened with that event in Charlottesville, and there was this sort of silent protest at night. So they're walking at night, and somehow they were marching with tiki torches, and that became very threatening. So back in maybe that Frankenstein movie when the people are walking with pitchforks
[02:24:49] Unknown:
I think I vaguely remember this in the news, and they tried, yeah, portraying that as, like, a nationalist thing. And then, didn't some companies stop selling those tiki torches because of it?
[02:25:01] Unknown:
I think there was an element of humor to it. So they would go to Walmart, they'd buy the tiki torches, and they'd walk around with it. It's sort of a silly tongue in cheek sort of meme worthy thing, but the no fun police didn't think it was very fun to have men walking around with tiki torches at night around a park. So this is a shaggy dog story in which our hero, Judd Blevins, running for city council of Enid, Oklahoma, tells everyone, hey, man. I've already been docs. My documents have already been spread online. People have already shared my picture and involvement and just being at a place at a certain time with other people.
So he was elected. He was on the board and then people used Facebook to say, well, we want to remove him. I think the council had in their bylaws that you can't recall someone until 6 months after they're sworn in. So you have to give them a period of time to serve because they have to get work done. They have to have people sitting in the seats to approve budgets and things. So after that time passed, people noticed it and they showed up and they complained about it and enough people complained. And then due to the number of ballots that were cast for that election, it was like 1 third of that amount needed to sign a petition to remove him from office, which they were able to do.
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Which is weird because that would still be, like, it could've just been all the people that vote for him anyway because it would still be the
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minority of it. Right. So I don't know that the petition had to be signed by confirmed voters or just any 18 year olds that could sign a petition. So it's this sort of paper warfare where the game is being played with sort of the system, and the guy runs for city council. He's like, I don't wanna I don't care. It's a volunteer position. He's not getting paid to do it, but they need to fill seats. Enough people were willing to vote him in, but then even fewer people were there to remove the guy. And all he had done so far was hear
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what the budgets were. That's what the that's what the liberal side's been doing for a number of years now is they they play all these fucking I mean, look at Trump. And I'm not even a Trump fan. But look how they've just tied it up in court. They the like, 2 or 3 states tried to make it so they he couldn't even be on the ballot. They're all just playing games.
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Yep. Yes.
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And you look at it.
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It's it's the national it's the national news that took a small town story and blew it up so big and out of proportion to the significance in the community. It's a city council position, and you have PBS covering it. It like, it's a very important issue.
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Since I've been an adult, every Democrat president has been a disbarred lawyer.
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Is that a lawyer who couldn't make it under the limbo poll?
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It's saying that the one that could the one that could one that couldn't follow the laws at all.
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Didn't dip below?
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They couldn't quit you?
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They they couldn't follow the laws to the point where they got their lawyer's license taken away. Yeah, dude. The MGK story was fucking hilarious. Like, I couldn't believe it when that dude fucking ate shit after one day out. I was like, what?
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Who was the guy that was filming the documentary that you were apparently recorded as part of? Did that document resurface
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as a complete I don't know who was filming it. Lunchbox was the guy who is the really famous grower that they were recording around. It was the first 7 10 cup in Denver in the 1st year that, weed was legal in the country.
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So 10, is that an area code?
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710? No. It's oil backwards. If you flip oil upside down and backwards. You're 710, Ken? Yeah.
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Is that from 2014? Have they held another one?
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You know, it's 7:10 somewhere all the time, I think.
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I don't know if they've had one since. Well, let's see. Is it 2015 1? That was clear back in 2015 now? Jeez. I see a search result from 2013 from 2015. I see a 7 10 Labs in Denver, Colorado.
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Yeah. I don't think that they do the 7 10 cup anymore. It was, it was a lot bigger deal when, so the first if anybody remembers the first couple year the first year that they made cannabis legal. They made it legal to have it in the states that made it legal. They made it legal to have. They made it, legal to smoke. They made it not legal to sell. So how you were supposed to obtain it, I don't fucking know. So to get around that, these festivals were a real, real huge deal. And these festivals were a real deal because there you could go and obtain cannabis, you know, and get because there wasn't any store selling it at the time.
And then, out of out of that evolved this place called the lazy lion. And the lazy lion, you had to become an employee. And if you were an employee, you could take product from the store, and then you had to reimburse the store. So you weren't buying weed. You took weed and then had to reimburse them the cost of the weed back to the store rather than buy it. And so that's how they got around all those little games. Well, then the lazy lion didn't pay his taxes, and it's something like like it was, like, fucking, like, 1,800,000 or something like that that he made. So he was killing it, but decided not to pay any taxes on it, and they shut it down.
And so I think a lot of that kind of stuff, that kind of thing happened. And so a lot of those promotions that first popped up with
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Was the 710 separate from cannabis cup, or were they 1 and the same?
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It was separate from the cannabis cup. You know, the the 710 was supposed to be for just for extracts.
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Okay. Okay.
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Yeah. Because Canada's Cup wasn't that mostly in they would do it in Amsterdam a lot.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do they still have that?
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Yeah. For sure. For sure. And then they have more than a few in in California. So, you know, they have a bunch of competitions, but I don't know. That's for when I was young. That that was all great when I was young. You know? I went to that 7 10 cup. I did 55 dabs in 5 and a half hours. And I blacked out in the last one, and then I didn't get high for, like, another month. Like, no matter what, I could not I just wrecked myself. It was not Wow. Yeah. I couldn't get why after that. Yeah. For, like, a month. Wow.
Nothing I did. It was weird. It was fucking bad. It was, like, yeah.
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So it's like fun, though.
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It was. It was. You know, when you're young, though, that's you know, Not now we, you know, like, last night, I stayed up too late with Chaney and company, and I was like, yeah. That's the 7 10 cup right there. Yep. Yeah. Powered by weed maps. I remember that. 100%. Yeah. I got some of the paraphernalia because I was one of the VIP judges, as inspector Davitt back then. I've got it somewhere. Yep. There's a smell of it.
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That's Is that drip a dab?
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Yeah. Yeah. No. That's a tear. Oh, black dab. No. It was a good time. It was a good time, you know, the first couple of years, especially. And I think they might I think they fell off too.
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It's a very specific period in history. I don't know if we can locate any of the videos that you might have shown up in. Some of them get removed from YouTube. I don't know if they'll be reuploaded anywhere else.
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Yeah. A lot of that got taken down because this is this is also back in the wild days of YouTube. And you can go on to YouTube and find videos of, like, people doing, like, pours of dabs, and it'd be like, oh, here's a 10 pound pour and things like that. And you could find all kinds of videos like that, and they're all gone. They scrubbed them all. I remember, the second 7 10 cup, there was a fair a famous, stoner, YouTuber type guy, and we made some cookies. And he made a big old video about it. They called him red beard. And, he made a big old video about it. He's like, out of everything there, because I didn't have a booth that year, and I was just walking around being a judge, and I just had cookies that I brought, and I just shared them with people. He's like, fucking these guys gave me this cookie and it's the best fucking thing at the whole thing. Like, you know, his cookie fucked me up. Like, it's like he wasn't even part of the competition.
You fucking just gave me this cookie. Anyway, they were really good cookies too. They quit making them, but it was, they had a key lime and, like, a lemon meringue type. And for whatever reason, those cookies actually tasted better with cannabis in it. Like, if it didn't have cannabis in it, they weren't particularly too. Yeah. And so I understood why they quit selling them. They quit selling that mix because it wasn't that tasty. But for some reason, whatever was in it set off with cannabis is just perfect. And it was like that key lime cookie was just delicious with some canada butter in it.
Yeah. I'm from Minnesota.
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We're all from Minnesota.
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Yeah.
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Except for me. Except for Jim. Again, it's for me.
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You can be an honorary Minnesotan.
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Oh, sure.
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Yeah. You just gotta draw your vowels out, sir.
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And as long as you don't say, you're cool with me.
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I would say burning. Cold shoulder over there in Minnesota Nice?
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No. You won't. Yeah. You betcha.
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Yeah. You betcha. That impassion, that aggressiveness, killing you with kindness. Hey, neighbor.
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Have a cookie.
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You like cookies? Extra butter. That's what I'm saying, freaking not. Don't smoke don't smoke and ruin your tolerance. It's a bad time. Like I said, it was a great couple days, but it made it was a miserable month afterwards. Man. And I had to eat a freaking big old thing, a really shitty red beans and rice just to fucking settle myself down after I blacked out when I ended up 55. I was like, alright. I gotta get something in my stomach. Holy shit. Woah. That's too many. No. I probably fully did, like, over an ounce of fucking dabs for sure in 5 and a half ounces in 5 and a half hours. I definitely did over an ounce. Like, I was like, jeez.
I wrecked myself. I don't know if point
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where you just can't.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I probably fall asleep.
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I was young. You know?
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Younger. Friends, we made a gravity bong out of a 5 gallon water bottle and filled that thing up with smoke and then hit off of it. You know? Oh my gosh. It was we put a lot of dabs in there.
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It was Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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I never done with by by the time I was, dabs came around, I was pretty much done with the gravity bomb. You know, that was from when I was really, you you know, way younger. Yeah.
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We're just, like, looking for new ways to to do it. So yeah. It was pretty bad. Got a huge hole. Huge, titanium nail.
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China's heating up the space race with the US. I think the US has gone to SpaceX and Blue Origin Is the Chinese moon mission? Is that a government thing? Do we know what the Chinese are doing?
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Don't care. Well, SpaceX has launches through like, they get, like, contracts through the countries. Like, so they have launches in China, in Korea, different places. Is there one I wanna say there was one in the in the Middle East too, but I can't remember.
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There's the theory that I had that these rocket launches, they're going up and they're going down. Are they launching down into the ocean because there's depths unreached and they wanna see how deep they can go into the ocean.
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That's a that's a good theory. I can't be. That's a good theory. Can't say is can't say is, you know, because, obviously, they aren't going to space. So and a 100%, they all are just firing out into the ocean. So
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makes it makes better sense than most theories I've heard. That's a fact. They'll recover some of the stuff, but if there's, like, a payload or something that's going deep into the ocean to see just how deep it is, then if they're mapping the ocean floor, that would make more sense to me.
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Now I have to wonder then, is there any correlation between large ocean mammal, die offs and rocket launches?
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A new thing to track.
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Yeah.
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It wasn't Godzilla emerging from the waters. It was just routine testing. Fucking bomb. Bomb and bomb in the ocean floor. Killing the coral.
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Maybe that's where the real glass ceiling is. In the aquarium the aquarium of life.
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Free Willy.
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We hear the house guests. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of hullabub hullabaloo going on in the in the other room.
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A serious podcast going on here. A serious
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podcast. I'm trying to talk about the ocean.
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Etcetera. Shush. Shush. It's space and stuff.
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Jeez.
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Trying to go through the important cultural developments, the past. I don't know how long it's been. Since winter, or we've had a an evening to go through all the news articles we've been looking at. Tracking the development.
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It's only been 2 days since winter if you're here.
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That's funny.
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I don't know why you would switch to a methane rocket. Well, outside of it doesn't have a whole lot of byproduct. It's real easy clean burning fuel. Like methane, I think, it's so it's only got, what, maybe one hot one carbon.
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I think the methane rockets go off on the 6th May after all of the Mexican celebrations.
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China.
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May thing.
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May thing. Your cat wants more cats. No.
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She's she is wants to be the only one.
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There's the mystery of the headless goats in the Chattahoochee. Do we have an update on that story anywhere?
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Oh. I I thought we'd figured that out.
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Are there updates?
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Well, is there still a Chattahoochee?
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Did they completely drain it? Well, it's way down yonder.
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Is that where all the rockets go?
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Down the church. I never knew how much those muddy waters meant to me. Teller
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were gone. Until a Doja cat was swimming in them. Yeah. Writhing in them.
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Yeah. Those are the bigfoot.
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It's really it's offensive because that's where I learned how to swim and where I learned who I was. A little bit of A lot about living?
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A little bit of love.
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Yeah. That was definitely bad. That was probably a low point for the show.
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Yeah. We apologize. Where's Doc Brooks when you need him?
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He's alive in and out.
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He's in Las Vegas figuring out where to hide dead bodies.
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Well, he's in the wrong spot. Yeah. He's obviously not in the Chattahoochee anymore. Yeah.
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Go ahead.
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Poor goats. Washing up on the shore.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Are you sure it's not just like a goat Highlander fight that's going on down there? And, like, these poor guys are just like, I don't know what keeps happening, and these fucking goats keep showing up headless. I what else you gonna do with them? Chuck them in the river.
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There's probably somebody selling goat skulls on Etsy.
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This animal sacrifice is a product that's mainly Harvard.
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Sculpture sculptures.
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The animal sacrifice protected by the US Supreme Court in New York City of Appeals, highest court in the state. Although the manner of discarding of remains, however, may be chargeable under health codes, a district attorney spokeswoman said of the Middle Island incident in particular. So if they're dumping them off of bridges and they're going downstream and they're showing up somewhere
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else. In New York, they're showing up. They're dumping them down in Georgia or Alabama or whatever the fuck, and there's no
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Long Island.
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So that so that river flows north?
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Yeah. Once you go past the what?
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That doesn't make They found the captive scared goats in Melville and Farmingdale. It's in New York state.
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Because there's, like waiting for that goat to float too.
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Just trying.
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Looks like goat skulls are going for about 80 to a $100 on Etsy.
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Well, there's a new stream of income for you.
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Yeah.
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If no. The Chatty Hochi flows south.
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Yeah. That's weird.
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That's the mystery of the origin of the decapitated goats and chickens. So any decapitated animal and chickens? Right. So so any decapitated animal is made into a very big deal as people are photographing and videoing. Right.
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To everybody. End up skinless and with no blood. That's where that's the way they do it where I'm from. Like, a cow ends up out in a field somewhere with all its blood gone and no skin. Oh, those alien ones. Oh, actually, that shit happens in South Dakota, like, every year at least a couple times. It's a fucking freaky fucking shit.
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Those high school kids are bored.
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It's and it's always bloodless, and, I think sometimes the organs are missing and its skin's missing.
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Mhmm. That's a there's a spot out here where there's a lot of animal it's an animal body dump
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on a back road. When they say it's aliens, they get it's all about that that that makes huge things in the alien thing. Like, they even come out to South Dakota to talk to people about that. Yeah. They think it's aliens that are abducting these cows because all their all their blood's gone. Like, it, like, sucked out of them. Like, there's not a bloody mess. There's just a a skinless corpse with no blood.
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Well, you could probably drain the blood and then wash it clean.
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Right. Right. But who who would do that? Small enough to do that in South Dakota.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Besides Balderson, he doesn't even live there anymore.
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Yeah. And I would not do such a thing.
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Yeah.
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The greatest sacrifice of all, we can reveal Christian lives matter.
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All lives matter, Marcus.
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Yeah. Lives matter. Live streams matter.
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Lives change matter.
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For Orthodox Easter, get yourself a Christian lives matter shirt. It's a good idea. Put it in an Orthodox Easter basket.
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Only in an Orthodoxy Easter basket, though. If it's not Orthodox, you're fucked. Yeah.
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They'll think you're one of
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them. The cattle mutilation story is interesting. I don't know if there's been any new developments on that front.
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So that's the this is what they this is what they always classify that into is they put it just into the cattle, mutilation. And theories range from satanic cults to UFOs. I'm gonna go ahead. They don't even really talk about it on the news anymore. So you could
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Were you in South Dakota at the time and Oh, yeah. Some cattle mutilations that happened in your?
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Yeah. They were usually out on the res. Okay. So that was, that was an interesting thing. A lot of times, they were out in the reservations for some reason.
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Because it's a small community separated from the larger nation. So maybe they they wouldn't allow
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television reporters onto the
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end. Yeah. Out on the res, they don't, they're not, especially back in the eighties nineties and shit because, so Bill Janklow, or no. Not Bill Janklow. Was it Mickelson or j yeah. Janklow. No. It's Bill Janklow. Bill Janklow, when he was a young man before he was the governor, he still had a bunch of must had a bunch of friends or something. And, it was never proven or whatever. They dropped the case, but it was highly suspected that he, raped and, killed a little native girl and and ditched her body. And there was a kind of a rash of that during the time. So this is when the big uprising happened, with the natives in South Dakota, and this is where the shootout with the FBI that, like, Clyde Bellicourt, that guy got drunk with and whatnot.
And then, what's his name? They always making the songs about him, that's still in prison. Paltier? Paltier. This was all because of that because that had them all in an uprising. Well, they dropped the case against Janklow and all that. So there was a they ended up calling out having to call out the National Guard to try and put that down and everything. So there was a number of years you did not go out into any of those. In South Dakota, they divided up into, East River and West River, and you didn't go out to the West River red reses. East River was more mellow, but West River out by the Black Hills, and it's still that way.
If you look it up, every time they do a national emergency thing when they redo it, Rosebud and Pine Ridge get put on the national emergency for, living conditions are just atrocious. I mean, just one of the craziest things you've ever seen, and they fight against the government crazy. My cousin, she was, so I have a cousin, and she's, part black and part, Lakota. And, she went to, Rosebud to teach because she became a she's got a master's degree in teaching. And, she went to Rosebud to teach and that they didn't want the kids to learn that kind of thing. She got her she got harassed real bad. She only lasted, like, 2 years out on the out on the res. And she had originally went there because she wanted to connect with that part of her culture or whatever.
But they they don't want nothing to do with it. There's parts there where if you're white, don't go there. You know, you're probably gonna get shot at. Bill Janko is a real piece of shit. You know? He also killed a biker while he was drunk, and, they put him in he got a month in jail for it, and they cleared out the entire and there's 3 cell blocks in Sioux Falls, which is the biggest city in, Sioux Falls. So the main jail there has 3 cell blocks. They cleared out an entire cell block and stuffed everybody else in these, like, little, plastic things. They call them boats and made him sleep in the other cell block so he could have one whole cell block to himself, and he had his computer and his staff and all that shit. Real piece of shit.
Yeah. Yeah. Well and he got his lawyer's license back even too. Fucking, in the whole nine, the dude's just a complete dirt ball. But, like I said, he killed that native girl, so there was a number of years there. And they and even to this day, no. They have no appreciation for government type things or reporters or any of that kind of thing. And then on those years,
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he governed South Dakota?
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Yeah. He was governor. And and, dude, if you ever go through the, South Dakota laws in the criminal section of the laws, he rewrote so many criminal laws. It's not even funny, and I made it. He made the state, like, very dictatorial. And then also was a complete criminal himself. Like, you know, getting drunk and fucking killing people and killing little native girls and raping them and shit like that. That's all cool. But if you get caught with pot, fucking, you're gonna get 10 fucking years in prison. Like, the fuck? And took away, like, all kinds of rights for inmates and shit. Bob, that's enough, dude.
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You're out at, Bob. You're out. I get a new CEO. I think I think Iger's back in.
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But, yeah, that's where a lot of these, cattle mutilations happens out in the resins out there. And so a lot of them don't get reported. It certainly don't make national news, but some of them do. And it's made history channel and everything else because they find them bloodless, skinless, sometimes without organs in them. But the carcass is clean. You know, like you said, they would have had to maybe slaughtered it and washed it.
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Did anyone pause the possibility that these cattle mutilations could be military training exercises?
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No. I've never heard that one. It seems to be always UFO's are satanic.
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I've always had a theory that, it was, they were well, bovines are very similar to human beings in a lot of ways, and they test stuff on cows, like Yeah. Genetic stuff, medicines. And my theory was that, you know, some sort of extra civilization, maybe not civilization, you know, some deep underground base where they do experiments and stuff. Some, like, you know, CIA type situation. I don't wanna say CIA because it's not CIA, but, you know, who knows what it is. Maybe they are the CIA or another agency.
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Or or the ACO
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or the CBD,
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whatever. An acronym.
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Like, maybe they do have some technology, flying machine technology that they can get in, like silent helicopters or something. And maybe they are running experiments on you know, they get some farmer that's got a bunch of cows. They go out there, tag the cow in some way that that nobody else is gonna know they that it's been tagged, then they inject it with some sort of, disease or some sort of, like mutating thing. Then they come back and they find the cow later. They see what has gone on with their experiment. Then they slaughter the cow, and they cut the parts out of the cow that they were experimenting on. The cow's dead. They don't have to keep the cows in their facility.
They don't have to feed the cows. Right. They don't have to, like, take care of them down in their dump, but they've got something to do experiments on. Understand. Mhmm. Farmers are gonna think that the aliens are coming down and probing cows. But it's actually just you know, they're doing experiments.
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Hear me out. Remember when Gateway used to have the cow box logo? Yeah. That's from South Dakota. Yeah. Yeah. And, like, Bill Gates and Windows and, like, that all that he bought didn't he buy gateway or something? Like, they merged at some point speaking. I I don't know. They closed
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me. I they were it was a big deal, but they when I was a when I was a young adult, Gateway was a big deal when I was, like, 20. But I also remember that their computers really sucked. Like, they were not good. I think their printers maybe were supposed to be pre fucking, you guys. Their printers maybe were supposed to be pretty good, but their their computers really suck. They were made in, Sioux Falls. Yeah. And and then that plant shut down. I don't know why, or I don't know if they merged or just got bought out or just closed up because their stuff sucked.
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It just makes me think because their logo somehow that's related.
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Which is interesting. Again, that whole cow is disappearing regularly. That's the south that's, where I'm from. And and, like, what's her name was saying, New Mexico and whatnot, these really desolate areas that seems to be the areas that these kind of things are happening quite a bit. Like I said, it's just a known thing where I'm from. We don't even really talk about it. Kinda like the way they say that, down in Mexico City, supposedly UFOs are so common. They don't even talk about it in the news that, like, literally every day around the pyramids that you you could see UFOs.
Fucking hate you guys. Stop. Yeah. Gateway sucked. They were.
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Wasn't nobody was like, dude, you're getting a gateway. They're like, I'm sorry. My condolences. It's a gateway. Gateway.
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They did not make a good product, and I would have liked to have supported them because it was a South Dakota companies, but, they were just really bad. The only, big company I can think of that made it nationally out of South Dakota is, super 8 is from south is from, Aberdeen, South Dakota. Mhmm. That one I was Tom Bodette. No. That's, motel 6. Oh.
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Yeah. No. He's going on 4 years.
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Yeah. They're number 1. You know? I thought it's super 8 is, out of, Aberdeen, South Dakota. His name was, Ron Rivett was the guy who started, super 8. He used to have a Learjet, and the Aberdeen airport had an extension that was basically for him. And that was the only jet we'd ever seen, you know, because the airport was so small. It just had, like, puddle jumpers and whatnot. But his jet would I mean, that thing was crazy. It basically took off almost straight up. You're like, woah.
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Nice.
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Yeah. Then as a kid, being from a real small area like that, Aberdeen, when I was a kid, only had 22,000 people or 24,000, and that's the 3rd biggest, city in the state. And up in that northeast corner, there's just no population at all. So I said, nobody else had any money, and then you had Ron Rivett who, super aided, went national. And, so he is loaded as shit at a jet. I wouldn't I would say super 8 slightly nicer than motel 6.
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Oh, yeah. Motel 6 is like I don't know. When you check-in, it's like a prison. I'm like, what is this?
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I stay I stay at them a lot because I go with dogs, and they don't question you. And, also, if if any motel in town is gonna let you smoke, it's definitely motel 6.
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Like Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's why the GEA always says.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I don't, I don't like I don't like smoking cigarettes in my room, but, definitely, I wanna dab in my room. And if you're in a nonsmoking room, that don't fly.
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Yeah.
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Looking for some commercials. Gateway commercials.
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Light commercials?
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Gateway Commercials. No.
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Yeah. That was a crappy, crappy. I I I worked down by the, where the gateway was. I worked at Sheehan Mack, The Mack and Volvo equipment dealership there in Sioux Falls, and it was just down the road because in Sioux Falls, all the industrial stuff's right there along the the reason Sioux Falls is such a giant city is because there's 2 major interstates that cross right there. 1 going east west and one going south. And, all the industry is right there where the those two inter states crisscross. Down there, it's all industrial type stuff, and that's where gateway was. And that's where the equipment and Big Mac Truck Dealership was and whatnot. That's where I worked back then.
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I feel like they had a lot of, they were in a lot of schools, like, because they were cheaper, probably. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. In South Dakota, all the schools had them. You know? And they were very Yeah. South Dakota company. And, yeah, they were cheap and yeah. Stupid shady computers.
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I think that's where we got our first one was a gateway probably because we got it free from the school when they, like, upgraded it or whatever.
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I see.
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You ever, check the mirrors in the hotel rooms to see if they're one way glass? Oh.
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A cheap one. How do you test for that?
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You can put your fingernail up against it, and the one way glass, you can see space in between your finger and the mirror. I think it's either you can see space or you can't see space. I was getting confused. I have to look it up. But Like, I think you'd know. Yeah. You can tell.
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It'd be like something's not right.
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Here's that commercial. We can see what they're talking about. Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot,
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You are both That video was right up the road.
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About free computers, but we haven't actually seen one. Not one with a monitor, 24 hour tech support, loads of software, and a printer. Like a gateway essential PC with an Intel Celeron processor. Call us for $31 a month. It's the PC you can believe in.
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$1100? That was a lot of money back then.
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Yeah. How was it a it's called BMR. How was it a free computer?
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You don't have to pay for it until after you get it. That's not free.
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As low as $31 a month, 48 months or $1100.
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Oh, sakes.
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That's a But it's free to try in home for 30 days?
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I guess, maybe.
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With an Intel seller on, which is already make me tell you that that was, like, the worst fucking computer ever. It's a email computer, and they'd sell them to farmers.
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2 it's somebody's saying two way mirror, there is no gap.
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Ask the salesperson the question.
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What's the difference between DVD and CD ROM? How much RAM do I really need? Oh, and can you guys install software? Okay. Thanks.
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We built a different place to buy a computer, Gateway Country, staffed with trained people who'll have a computer built just for you starting as low as 999. Gateway Country, get more out of the box. Drop by any store or call 1800 Gateway.
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Did you ever call 1800 Gateway? No. I called them one time because I had a gateway computer. And let's see. I gotta remove this one.
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Somebody that sounded like Bobby's mom answered? Oh my gosh. What seems to be the problem, young man?
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So this is when they printed out the Windows XP manual on paper. It was very thin paper, recyclable paper. But I
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Brandon Bonanza. What's up, brother?
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My issue was with, I think I was replacing a hard drive, And the way that they had designed the motherboard, the cable was very tight against it, so they had assembled it in such a way that you really couldn't get your fingers in there to reattach a cable. And, basically, I called them to ask about that. It wasn't a software question. They were they were mostly trained for software questions because people would ask, like, well, how do I connect to the Internet? Or why isn't my printer working? My question was, this, this cable, I need to detach it to reattach it later, but I can't get in there.
So should I just pull it harder, or will I break it? Like, is it attached to the board? And they were struggling to answer this question. I didn't I didn't know if they would suggest using pliers to grip it or not. But it was such a basic hardware question that had them stumped for about an hour. Like, what do we do? What do we do? We only know about software. We don't know about hardware. They didn't really want you to open up the box. Yeah. Don't open the box. Yeah. Don't take your battery out. It's a it's a black and white box. It's a mystery box. Don't look at what's inside of it. And usually what was inside of it was the lowest cost components.
So the most important part of it probably is the the power supply unit, the PSU. That's powering everything. And if they had the least expensive power supply, that's kind of the weakest link in the thing. Those things would blow out quite frequently. And they're using Celeron processors, which were the budget processors, and they had the $1,000 price tag. So it was, like, 999. That's about the most a person's willing to spend on a computer psychologically, but it was always the lowest cost components, and they were selling it as a service because there was a huge gap between farmers in the Midwest who needed to get online to check email.
Yeah. And if they could sell them a gateway country store in cow friendliness, then those people wouldn't question the components of the computer. They just needed something to get online with.
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But I sent you an invite on Telegram if you want there, Brandon.
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The cattle mutilation thing in South Dakota with the farmers, that makes a lot of sense that they would need the control group element of farm grazed free roaming cattle.
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Yeah.
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And now if they were doing black ops sort of stealthy military option missions with sorties, They're, like, dressed as ninjas, and they have silent aircraft that they could test. They could drop someone in and pull them out and go completely unnoticed. You've trained maybe marines or whoever's doing the mission to get in and get out, infiltrate, exfiltrate silently.
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And they wash them, and they don't want any evidence of them
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on them. You know? Right. No foul or around that. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Oh, yeah.
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Okay. Uh-huh.
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Also around that time, they had, like, the first toys that had, like, kinda like Bluetooth, like, end to end commute I don't know what you call it, but they could communicate with each other like Furbies, and then there was, like, a Star Wars 1, I guess. But that was kind of, like, the building blocks for, like, what we have for Bluetooth now, which now we know, like, they can kinda, like, biometrically track how you are with Wi Fi and everything. So it's kinda weird.
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Well, they have patents for a lot of stuff. Would get the bodies back, though. Why not just take the cow and keep it? You know what I mean?
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Like, what gonna do with it? It's gonna rot down in their spot. They'd have to bury it. There's no you know? What are they gonna do with it? They're not gonna gonna do with the methane?
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Throw it in Mississippi.
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Yeah. I mean, do you think they're just almost fucking with people at that point point? You know? Like, yeah. We're just gonna put this cow back.
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Yeah. Yeah. Man, skinless I mean, I wouldn't doubt it.
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Well, okay. So now if we're getting into microchipping and location sort of GPS devices to track the stuff. Now if that cattle moves from its normal path, then it's suspicious. Yeah. But if the the rancher can still count the cattle at the end of the day to see, well, this cattle died, then they could remove it from their, book from their account keeping. It could be insured.
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If a kettle disappears, I mean, could you do you still get paid if you if it's insured? Do you have to report it stolen? Yeah. Or missing. Body there a lot of times to claim. That's a good question. Insurance stuff.
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That's a good question. I've never tried to get insurance or anything like that. You know, we didn't we didn't raise cattle when I was a kid, but cattle are very expensive. Like, cattle wrestling's a huge charge. That's a federal charge. Oh, no worries, brother. No worries. We're glad to see you, though. They, it's it's a federal offense to to cattle wrestle and go steal in a cow. So that's it's a real huge deal, and, you know, they're fucking expensive.
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Yeah. The insurance company here, Lloyd's of Walla Walla, has one of the oldest businesses. Like, they had a bank that's been here since the 18 nineties and Lloyd's Insurance, Lloyd's of Walla Walla. So I'm pretty sure that they I mean, farm equipment, farm stock.
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Equipment for sure. It's super spendy. I don't have to ask my grandma. They used to have cows.
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Yeah. Equipment's gotten outrageous even when I was young. I remember when I was young, it's like that's when, some of these tracked, combines and tractors started appearing, and Steiger was the first one that really had that. And I don't know that, yeah. Definitely, let's chat soon, brother. Steiger was the first one that, really had the big tracked tractors. And, those things were close to $1,000,000 back in the nineties. It's like, fuck.
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Right. And that's kinda how they get the debt slave thing go too because, I mean, that's one reason, like, my grandpa would never be, like, big. He was, like, I just wanna be a small, like, and make enough.
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You know? Well, and if you're smart and small, you can hold it together. You know? Like, we had, they got one of the farms down the road from us. Their names their names is the Henkelmans. And it was hilarious because, I'm the Henkelmans. And it was hilarious because, everybody's name, the kid that was in in my class in school, his name was Delbert, and the dad was Gilbert, and everything was Bert something Bert. And then later on that fucking Dilbert fucking comic strip came out. I was like, is that based on these guys? Yeah. Yeah. But, they had an old silver cedar and some super old equipment, but they were always smart, and they had, their their grain bins were always fully full, and they would only take out what they needed to to to make space.
And they would wait till the price on their stuff for a very long time, and wait till the prices are right where most people as soon as harvest hits, their their hawkish shit as quick as possible to try and get some money because they've been waiting for so long to get some. The same thing in the cannabis community out here. Like, if you're here right when harvest happens, you see the cheapest, craziest, nicest pounds get sold for nothing. And then as soon as they have a few bucks in their pocket and they're feeling better, then prices go up. But, right out the gate, most of them dudes, they've been broke for a long time, and they're they're they're ready to hawk things. So, the Henkelmans, they didn't. They kept their grain. They had a ton of grain set aside. They had money.
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Farmers underwater?
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What are you gonna do? That might be a Steiger right there. That Steiger was in a green like that. It's a panther.
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Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. They went in through a flooded area.
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Yeah. That's a that's a $1,000,000 tractor. Scary. Yeah. And anymore, you don't even have to be in the there might might there there might not even be anybody in that fucking tractor. Is anymore are they just GPS that, you know, the the pattern? They they program in the pattern and off a GPS, the tractor goes out, goes out in the field, does its fucking pattern, comes back. Looks like there's 2 of them.
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Maybe they are running a pattern. They forgot to turn it off when it flooded. Yeah.
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There was a pattern in the sky, some flight patterns. Highly suspicious. Saw that image posted on social media making the rounds. An airplane with aerosols flying. Oh,
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Yeah. I did an experiment tonight with white vinegar. Put it on a on a fire outside because the sky was all cloudy and, chemtrailer perhaps. And, I've heard that possibly the white vinegar when you boil it, the steam coming off will, break up, clouds from chemtrails. But we did not see any chemtrails disappearing. Yeah. That didn't clear up, unfortunately.
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I have to try it again. But I I I wanted to hear from somebody that I trusted that that that wasn't, like, easily bought into shit. The whole concept never really made much sense to me, to be honest. I'm like, how the fuck can doing, like, one small pot of white vinegar clear something, you know, a 1000 feet or whatever above you. Like, it would have it would disperse so badly before it ever got there. I don't even know how it would affect it.
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Yeah. I I heard maybe it would be a chain reaction, which it is would be maybe possible. I don't know. I'll have to try it again. Maybe
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Yeah. You put like, you put your fire out with the vinegar?
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Yeah. We had a bonfire that was heating a, a big pot. I had a big pot with, like, a quarter gallon of, vinegar in it boiling. And then that boiled off, and then I added some some more and some water, like, a half gallon more and some water. And, yeah, no change. It wasn't super scientific.
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Well, certainly, we're testing again, but, you know, easy enough thing to test. And, honestly, it's one of those things that, I've seen bandied around in the community quite a bit, and it just never made sense.
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I was looking for videos of it, and I couldn't I can only found one video of it, and, it was really hard to tell if it was actually happening. They were like, look, there's a break in the clouds. It was because of the the vinegar. And I don't even think they were they were really boiling it. They added in a little tabletop, like a steam maker, like an atomizer, like a Vicks Vapor Rub. Oh, okay. The moisturizer.
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A hue yeah. Humidifiers. Humidifier. Yeah. Yeah.
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K. Humidor. Cuban cigars. Yes. It's Cinco de Mayo?
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Is that is that Japanimation Padme?
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Japan celebrates Star Wars and Senko de Mayo.
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Great.
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It's May 4th be with you.
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Well, that's come and gone now here anyway.
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Jim still has It's Cinco de Mayo.
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Ben still has time.
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Yeah. Me and Jim are still at, we're still at only at 10:30.
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Yeah.
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It's a very, very critical time, the transition from free comic book day.
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To free taco day? To free taco.
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Morning.
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It's the best weekend of the year. The breakfast.
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Yeah. And we're speaking of the vinegar thing. Have you tried to break clouds with your mind?
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Yes.
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Mhmm. Yeah. It it works a lot better than vinegar.
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Yeah.
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It's
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faster, more reliable.
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It's a lot more fun too. Vinegar's pretty smelly.
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I I I would like to see, Wilhelm Reich's actual cloud buster and see what that what exactly was in that.
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What if you drink pickle juice while you cloud bust with your mind? Does that make
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That's a good point.
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Yeah. That's vinegar with pickle flavor.
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With pickle flavor?
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Thank you. A little dill.
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The Phyllis Diller. Phyllis Diller.
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Yeah. Love this lady.
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Oh, Thomas Diller.
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Oh, Phyllis Diller.
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That was always a funny one.
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Sish is, holding up 5 fingers signifying Cinco de Mayo.
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I thought you were gonna say something about discounts at corporations.
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That was a crazy lady.
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Did she hang out with, oh, what? Vincent Price a lot? I feel like that's a good combo.
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Gosh. The Vincent Price.
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Did she hang out with Dom Dela Louise quite a bit? Oh. Seems like
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Maybe so. Tom Billowise is pretty cool.
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He voices in one of my favorite animated film. Then all dogs go to heaven.
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All dogs go to heaven too?
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Mhmm. But maybe not the Christmas special.
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Every series had to have a Christmas version.
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There should be, like, in the new age that we're in, there should be, like, a different kind of special that everything has to have. Not Halloween because that's overdone. Like, a flag day special.
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Flag day.
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There's one group of people that keep updating their flags.
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Are they Star Wars fans? I think so. Do the Star Wars fans have a flag?
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Everybody has a flag, Jim.
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The freak flag. Are you letting it fly?
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Like Phyllis Diller is. I drag mine across the ground.
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Dragged across concrete. Mel Gibson, Passion of the Christ 2. I don't have any updates on the movie. Don't wanna spoil it for you guys.
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Passion of the Christ 2, Jesus Strikes Back.
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For a 1000 year reign, The great millennium. Is that a 1000000 years?
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Yeah. 1000 years is a millennium. What? No.
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Millennium, is it a million?
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It's 2,000.
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All I know is that the Backstreet Boys album.
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It's fun to go to thrift stores and do a survey of their CD section to see what is the most available CDs and what you never see in thrift stores. Like Backstreet Boys show up fairly common. Yeah. But most of them are busted, scratched up or incomplete. Scratch. Yeah.
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Well, anymore with those type of things, you can just buy fucking, you can go on different web sites and buy whole palettes and shit like that. You know, like, for, like, $50, you get a whole pallet of DVDs and shit. That
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is true. Amazing.
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What are we gonna do with all of these? Like, Pete Davidson said in, like, an interview that he wanted to buy, like, all the blank all the leftover blank For the CDR. Mix. Yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. I remember that.
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He's the weird dude that supposedly is dating hot chicks or whatever.
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Yeah. That guy.
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Dude. Could be anyone under the stormtrooper armor. They don't show their faces. They just work for the
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for the emperor. They're just doing what they're told.
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Yeah. I'm just following the orders.
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Yeah. Blame them.
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They have their still suits on. You know, steal from Dune, and then don't pay any sort of respects to the property. No. Yeah. True. I'm a let do formage.
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They'll, Herbert, a dinner.
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The spiders VHS backup project. Well, first, we back up to hard drives, and then once we get our VHS farms, we could back it up. But we do need Disney Black Diamond tapes that have never been played to preserve the quality of the tape because it degrades over time.
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It's like my mind.
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The longest span goes like my mom.
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Bootleg VHS tapes passed around. It's like the copy that lives in your mind is probably the most pristine copy that exists.
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Right. Don't let gateway computers get to it, though.
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Love you guys.
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Love you too.
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Love you guys too.
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Love y'all. Proud of y'all.
We're live. And we're live.
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Shuffle the deck.
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That's a racist fire.
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It's an elegant spider. Powerful spider. It's a pearlescent spider.
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It's not giving me the go live yet. It's Alright.
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So
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Hadn't figured this out yet. There it comes. There it goes. There it is.
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I haven't drawn any cards in a while.
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Hey, y'all.
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Shuffle it down. Hell. Alright. You're drawing a card.
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Yeah. It's Saturday night?
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It is Saturday night. It's Saturday night, you guys.
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Saturday night.
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May 4th. 4th May. Free Comic Book Day.
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Is it? Is that true?
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Where?
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Your local comic books. I would not know get it local. I wouldn't know if we have free comic book, but I was just curious if that was true. Yeah.
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Set the comic books free.
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Set them free. Set them free.
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Like every comic book? Just Star Wars comic books. Well,
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that's the question. I think I got one on the shelf somewhere.
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3 three comic. Is it a dinosaur comic with Archaeopteryx?
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Well, if that was the case, then that then then I'm awful glad that a comet wiped out. You see some jackass put that, Sean's a loser on the tweet on his tweet. So I put, yeah, but he's not a violent rapist and a grifter toad. So Twitter
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is a battlefield of ideas. Engagement increases as people are just mortified by what they see.
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Mollified. This is just Marcus doing his thing. Thesaurus. Open. Gotta wait it out. He's gonna he he he wants to he wants everybody to wonder when he's gonna push the start button.
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Mighty monkey. It is Cinco de Mayo, and overnight, it becomes, no worries. I got that in reverse. It's the 4th May, and tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. So we're combining the 2 forcefully
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With a good mustache.
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Into 1, Jose Cuervo Corona. What are the other names of
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It looks like the caterpillars making love.
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Can't tell if he's Italian. Trains still arriving on time over there.
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In Italy?
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In Italy.
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They're I bet they are. Over in Europe, the trains are entirely different than they are over here. Like, they're fucking over in Europe. When I was over in Germany, and this is even back in the mid nineties when I was over in Germany. And for, like, $15, you can take you could take a train to, like, 6, 7 different countries over the weekend. You just get, like, this little pass to go to all these different countries, and you'd sit down on that train and that thing took off, like, right now. You definitely wanted to be sitting, like, vroom. Those things go.
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It's a different culture. Yeah. Different way of life. I mean, trains is, like, one of their major ways to get around, I think.
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Well, when it's like I said, you could go to, like, like, a whole bunch of different countries for, like, now they granted this was the 19 nineties, so I'm sure the price is different now. But $15, you could just go tour around Europe for the weekend. That's amazing. That's a great Yeah. Trainers are great. We went to Switzerland. I don't remember I was drunk. What's wrong? The conductor made John Gold. You're in Europe, they give you alcohol without yelling at you. What else do you do? You get drunk.
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Oh, yeah. Now you probably need a multi pass and some
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Multi pass. They're useful. Oh, yeah. Don't take candy from strangers.
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Don't don't do it.
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What if it's for?
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Well, it is orthodox Easter, which is, like, second Christmas or first Christmas. I'm not sure if there's Orthodox. You can't strip past again. 2nd Christmas. Because it's a new moon, isn't it, sometime?
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Well, what if it's a Werther's?
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I mean, a stranger's a new moon. Original or a bootleg? Yeah. Yeah. No. A Werther's original. Not not a bad thing. Knockoff butterscotch toffee?
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Obviously, if it's a if it's not an original, the answer is don't take it. But, I mean, if it's a Werther's original and it's a stranger, do I still am I still to not take it? I like those coffee flavored candies. Do you ever have those coffee flavored? I don't drink coffee.
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I'm not
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Oh, I'm about half a cup in, so anything that happened tonight
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Hello, William.
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Well, let's enter the twilight zone, shall we?
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Yeah. And I've been there for a long time.
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You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas you just crossed
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over
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Wash it down with some spider cider spider cider washing down sliders with spider cider, spider cider. It's good for potatoes, you know. It's
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Alright. Tonight, have to shout out that guy for that cool jam.
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That was awesome.
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Don't remember his name. He's on Bandcamp.
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Sorry. Okay. Cool.
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Alright. Well, I'm here. Ellenmarcus.com.
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It's a real website.
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It is a real website. There's a couple pages there to check out. Our force of May.
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Oh, what the shit? Cozy.
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Nice. Right on time.
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She's like, fuck your intro. I'm not gonna sit through that, but I'll show up. Did you just add her and the add her which took her off?
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Yes. Shikes.
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What's up, Cozy?
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Not much. How are you guys?
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Well, better now that you're here.
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I guess.
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Trying to get some screens arranged here. Windows are open. It's May. Presents some data and a black screen. Alright.
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Yeah. I see a black screen. There we go.
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This is Obi Wan. God. Kenobi. Kenobi.
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Yeah. Shouldn't he have an homunculus with him?
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Right. That's what we need to make some more art. Is that what Chewbacca was? Could have been. They got the wrong window. Well, it's an American tradition to celebrate capitalism and commercialism. Free comic book day. First one's free, but the rest, you gotta pay. So how was cozy? Making all the zines, all the collages?
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Skye. Hey, baby.
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I know doctor Jim has some guests over tonight.
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Yeah. We gotta hold the fort. He's got, company. Nice guy. Yeah. I brought I brought reinforcements.
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Excellent. Excellent. I've got bootleg Star Wars merchandise. I don't even think I should say Star Wars, But I think that's I think that's a generic term now. It's wars and stars. We could Google that and see if we wanna get a Xerox copy of a Star Wars toy at, e 3p0. So if we combine all the stories into one story, we get BT,
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Star Wars universe.
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Darth Macho.
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Darth Macho.
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The father.
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He's here for sure. You are. Yeah.
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Darth Nacho. I don't know if we got that one yet. Space wars.
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No. Door ladder? What the hell does that mean? Oh, you gotta climb up to the lot. There's a door.
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That's yeah. It's part of the club. You gotta be in the club to know. If you're in the fan club, you get you get the, merchandise.
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The galaxy empire with a twistable head. I don't know if it's a detachable head.
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This is all, like, Chinese memorabilia?
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Well, it's not just China that is creative, all parts of the world, creating their own holiday Right. Galaxy
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Empire. Hairy guy. You buy. It's good.
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Once they discover America. The forever plastics. The choking hazards, all the little pieces, big score pipping d twos, c three p ho. Only, 2 chest icles on this one. I would have expected. That's the right
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Like, well, the stomach kinda looks like it's turning.
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It looks like it looks like the back in a piece, though.
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It is manly art.
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It it looks like this one's packing a piece. I don't know. It's possible. Watching. Right.
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It's part of the fun.
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Do robots have genders really?
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Well, we talked about a genderless voice. I think it was even called q or something where the whole point of the project first.
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We're just like Ollie Ollie and Lena. This one over here is Sven, and this one's Ollie. Oh, yeah. I'm not. I'm your father, Sven. No way.
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Use the potato salad.
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Star world.
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Wild. Wild.
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Brian Stavely. Both legs are gold. I'm pimp to d 2. Yeah.
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Some of the stuff is not play, Brian? Shane created.
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If you do, just just shoot me a message. If not, that's cool.
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To get, Padme Sky Walker in her pregnancy pose.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's that's, my baby daddy turned into a killer. Killed all the young ones.
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Mhmm. Didn't pay child support. In the postpartum blue dress?
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Yeah. Yeah. Of a Arthurian.
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Hi, Kosey. Hello. Hello.
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Star War all pop art. Some of the stuff belongs in a museum.
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I don't like Star War all at all. Did did anyone see the newest
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idea of Jones movie? The time travel film? No.
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I think it's forgetting it existed.
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I was watching at the number 4.
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Did you see it? No. I saw a promotional documentary on Disney Plus about the history of it, and then they're like, well, we're gonna make another one because why not? We got an actor who's still alive, but he's mostly CGI at that point. The dial of destiny or something.
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He's getting old. The dial of Geritol. Jesus Christ. When he was on that last when he was on that last Star Wars when he was doing, like, the running scene, you're like, oh, god. You couldn't have fucking filled that in with somebody else? You couldn't have stunt double it? The guy is, like, hobbling along.
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Are you kidding me? He's gotta be realistic.
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Yeah. Holy. Like, he's not getting away from anything.
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Not when the galaxy cops come around. And that Sonic franchise keeps going. So there's a guy named Ben Schwartz, I think is the voice of the blue blur guy.
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Who's the blue blur guy?
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Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, Sonic the Hedgehog is Right. And that was on Paramount Plus.
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And there's a I like how I like how they both have a mask, and then they also have a mask. Like, the cyber face right now. Like, they're wearing a mask, but then over, there's a side piece mask to go over the mask. It's just like real life that, you know. Yeah. If
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you need to cover your mouth before you do police work in the galaxy.
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It looks bigger. Eyes because it's body cams. Body cams. Wow.
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Yep. Police cams.
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Woah.
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Woah. He's right. Obi Wan Kenobi again.
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Obi Wan Kenobi.
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So Sonic the Hedgehog 2 trailer. I think the second film is probably released, but they have a Paramount plus show featuring Knuckles the echidna. And it's What did you just say? Pretty terrible. I haven't seen it. The scene I saw was a dinner table scene where Sonic sits down and has a a feast with the little hat people, the tiny hat people.
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Oh, no. Gravelers? Mhmm. I could see where they I could see where they're in kind of the same field running around, graveling up coins. Mhmm. Those people.
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Blue flag.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I I could see where they could be in, if they made an alliance that would be bad. They're like, oh, you grab all coins fast.
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Well, we made it to May. It's May 4th. Have you been in any garage sales yet?
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Yeah. There's not in the mountains. There's not too many garage sale is that you left your property unattended for too long and people showed up and took your shit. You gotta watch it in the spring around here. It's no fucking around. Like, literally, we just went in. We had a real good day, already had one went into town and got it and Well, while we're standing there waiting for this guy to come over and get because it's a big generator, not like the ones that people in the city buy. Like those things are what you call a standby generator. Like all those ones, even the ones that are like 3,035100 at like Costco and whatnot, that's for if your power goes out once a week once a year for 2 days. Like, that's not meant to be run and lived off of regularly.
That's a different type of generator. So this thing's big and nasty. So the guy's bringing over an excavator to lift it up and, put it in the back of my truck. Anyways, we're sitting there, and he's telling stories. And it just so happens that's Brian's neighbor. They he's telling the stories about we're just sitting there. He doesn't know where Oh, you mentioned it. And at the end of every story, the story is about this dude trying to steal. Like, and them catching him, trying to steal. Like, the one time these guys were sitting in it. The guy was sitting in his pickup smoking a cigarette, and then he's like and he saw in his mirror, and he's like, hey.
And, Vodka, dude dude was going up trying to steal gas out of his truck, and, like, you know, he was getting in the truck. This is Brian's neighbor. Like in in in the he's he's one of the more permanent figures. The ones that come in seasonally, it gets worse. Like, I'm Yeah. It's, that garage sale around here.
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Went went into town yesterday and parked somewhere, and some guy was leafletting like a big orange banner for a garage sale in a town a few towns over. So he'd come into a larger town to try to get the traffic from the people outside the bank to go to the small town for their garage sales before the other towns have all their citywide garage sale. And he was talking to us, trying to get us to go over there sort of like well, he had a thrift store or something and was trying to do a discount coupon or something. And we're like, well, do we wanna drive an additional 20 minutes to go to a town and then drive around the town to try to find the garage sales, which are probably, what, baby clothes
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and Old cookbooks? Old cookbooks.
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So the future farmers of America, the FFA that sometimes rent out the fairgrounds in different cities because the farms would be further away from the city and the fairgrounds would be closer to the city, so they'd all get one of the large buildings, put up tables, and they'd put all their FFA stuff there. And a lot of the stuff was children's books. Like, their their children had grown up, so they were getting rid of a lot of the the old toys.
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Like, old baskets, but not cool baskets. Like, old broken baskets that aren't very cool.
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Yeah. Not orthodox Easter baskets. Not anything that you'd put fruit in. Not cornucopias. Just the old farm stuff. Did Easter happen already?
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Yeah.
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Depends on if you're orthodox or not. There's a bit of a disagreement as to when or when Easter shall be observed.
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Easter's. Depends on your altitude for if your bread is risen.
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Right. Unleavened or not. Lavender
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unleavened bread.
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Yeah. We only really notice holidays here if we go into town and the all the stores are closed. Then we're like,
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fuck.
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Yep. Wrong day. Fuck. Why are all the stores closed? Oh, it's such and such holiday. It's Christmas. Memorial Day
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or Labor Day?
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You're right. Flag Day. What's the holiday? Day. Harbor Day. Harbor Day.
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Favorite. Harbor Day. We miss Earth Day.
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The one that makes me mad is I go in in Veterans Day and everything's closed. I'm like, well, I'm a veteran. Let me shop, you motherfuckers. You're not veteran. I am. Why are you fucking getting the day off? I don't get the day off. Fucking sell me some of my feed, you assholes.
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Thank you for your service.
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Yeah. It's a day off? What the fuck is that?
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Was there an app on your phone that you show them so you get your veteran discount?
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It's on my driver's license. Okay.
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Alright.
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It's extra like Driver.
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Yeah. My driver's license says veteran on it. Thank you for your service. Fuck off. Yeah.
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What's what's the what's the highest discount you get?
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Some place is pretty impressive, actually. Somewhere, you know, somewhere in the 20%. You know, 10 to 20 is usually the average. Like, Christy's meat, we get 15% off with them. Usually, hotels, I get 15 or 20. Yeah. Hotels. Yeah. Hotel's a big one. I forget about it a lot of times. I need to see your driver. But then they you know, that's why it's nice to send my driver's license because then a lot of times, any place that I have to show my ID, they'll see it and because it's it's pretty clear on your license.
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They'll offer it to you when they see it. Yeah. I can do it to them. Yeah. That's nice. Curbing against some Bidenomic inflation a little bit?
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Little bit. Little bit. About 15 to 20% usually, which I'm not gonna complain about. You know? And I know libtards cry about it. Like but you know what? You guys didn't ever do anything. You didn't put your life on the line for anything. So and while I don't agree with the people running the military or what the military is used as, that doesn't mean that you should shit on these kids that are doing it with an honest heart and going out and thinking that they're protecting their family and protecting their country and their people. Just because the people that are in charge are assholes and abusing that, that doesn't mean those kids are bad kids.
Like, it's not their damn fault, and I was a stupid 17 year old when I signed up. You know? I didn't fucking realize the geopolitical fucking affairs. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's what I, I have a hard time trying to explain that to people. Like, I'm anti military, but I'm not anti veteran or, like, military
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member, you know, kinda depends on where they're at in ranking. With a good heart. Those kids aren't like, you know what? I'd like to go kill some brown people for some oil companies and take their resources.
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There's probably a few of them. Yeah.
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Like Like, nobody says that. There's always know, you think you're captain America when you're signing the paper. You know? You're gonna you're gonna be out fucking protecting the fucking weak and, you know, like, you're gonna be standing there and all the fucking weak people behind you, and you're like captain America just like you know, and that's what, you know, that's what you're imagining when you sign that paper. You know, that's and that there's honestly nothing wrong with that. That shouldn't be discouraged in young men. Like but it's taken advantage of by, the controllers, and that's the controller's fault, not them young men. So
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Have you seen the newest recruitment strategies? Egirlz, influencers on social media. There are women who joined the military wearing full faces of makeup posting to Instagram and TikTok.
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This metal one is the most realistic. Unregulated haircut. That one, that was just like when I was in the army. Yeah. That's the one. Right. Like, you know what? Fucking they say that in the army, the women are knight mighty fine. They look like Phyllis Diller and walk like Frankenstein just like that.
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There was there was a babe.
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She named after a pickle?
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Totally, that chick is in battle with the midriff shirt with the midriff shirt and the, you know, the not just an m 5. Not just, you know, a carbine. She's got the m203 fucking grenade launcher on the bottom, the whole fucking 9, like The big Yeah. Machete.
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If we go back a few springs
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when the Is this one on the left that missing an arm?
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No. Her hands are behind her back.
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She's holding her helmet underneath in a in a pose.
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She has all those documents.
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She watched she watched top gun a few times, and then they let her in to the air force to keep morale high or something. Phil is killer? Philist
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Keller. Shouldn't go yet.
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Yeah. Yeah. I was just thinking back to the, I don't know, 3, 4 years now, was it, when the the Ukraine conflict over the border there started? And we were seeing Ukrainian women in full full makeup and some combat
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fatigues on the front lines. Yeah. Look. It's super sexy. Like, they're posing for a fucking calendar shoot or some shit. Yeah. 100 and that guy. In the cedar in the cedar of war. Yeah. That's totally what chicks look like when they're in the when the army. There's special time before the battle to get your makeup and your hair ready. Yeah. Yeah. They give timeouts for that.
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They're supposed to. Mhmm.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's also in your field kit when you're in the army. You get your MREs. You got your little roll of napkins that are actually your butt wipe. And, you know, your makeup bag, you know, some perfume. You don't want us to be stinky because you've been out in the field for a couple weeks. You wanna smell sexy, you know, while you're in the theater of war.
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There's always world for room for fashion Mhmm. In the world of war.
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Maybe it's just to save time for when they're in the funeral parlor and Yeah. But those save time.
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It does. I like how this one I like how the middle one once again or, like, her hair's even over her eyes because, you know, in the military, that standard procedure to do the hair nice and, like, sexy like that because it's not it doesn't impede you shooting that fucking grenade, you know, grenade launching fucking rifle.
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Yeah. None of these look like GI Jane shaved head going to basic training.
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It's part of the SIOP. Part of that Abby Abby would Abby would beat up all 3 of them women and then go work out. And I don't think she even fights.
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Right. So this lady here, l u j a n, she's all over Instagram, and she's got the, tongue out pose, the SIOP army sort of thing.
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With fake freckles drawn out? Fake,
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Snapchat filter freckles, full mascara.
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Yeah.
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Drawing on eyebrows.
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Mhmm.
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You got those caterpillars. Caterpillars. Over her eyes.
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The, you've just been fucked by psyops because physical wounds heal patch.
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I don't know if it's fashionable
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to go into the meat grinder, but a lot of what they're doing is online stuff.
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Yeah. 1, like drones.
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That's a lot of the We talked about that last night, and Thomas was in there. And I just while they talk about it a whole lot, like, let's if it's drones if that's all that there is is drone warfare, then what are we just, like, chucking robots at each other and stuff? At some point in time, boots on the ground always decides things. Like, a drone is not gonna go over and hold a fort. It's not gonna, you know, boots on the ground. There there's no getting rid of that. We can pretend like that's what's the future is, and I understand that that's what a lot of things are. But how many videos do you see of just drones going in and merking people in battle? Like, it's always dudes in helicopters or dudes in fucking actual there's always a human being there.
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And I think it really evil mastermind with this, but I don't wanna give any I don't wanna give any ideas. So I'm like I'm like, you you could do some things.
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Yeah. Just wait for the robot dogs with flamethrowers. Yeah. They're making them. They're gonna take over the whole world, at least this country. Robot dogs with flamethrowers. You can't stop them. No.
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No.
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They can open doors force. Yeah.
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Flamethrowers. Like, radioactive
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swarms of flamethrowers. Insects.
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Those freak me out.
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I guess that's why Elon Musk made them flamethrowers.
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Yeah. For those robot dogs.
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Yeah. That makes sense. Mhmm.
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Those are drones.
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But, yeah, you you there's no taking over with drones. Certainly, they could be used as a a a weapon. But at the end of the day, boots on the ground is always gonna be the deciding factor. Anytime that you want to actually do get something done. The only example that they can try and use is is is, yes, you can say Japan. We bombed Japan and didn't really put boots on the ground. Japan's a tiny island that's extremely tiny. It's not really fighting. It's not like we're talking about fighting a major country. I mean, we pretend like Japan is, but it but look at it in all reality. It's a tiny it's a tiny little series of islands.
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I think drones would be really successful on day 1 through 5 or 7 of attacking. But then after that, stuff gets bombed out and people that are hiding the holdouts Yeah. People who actually are set up, the militia guys, those drones aren't gonna do anything to them.
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Yeah. Are we pretending that we're fighting back in British fucking back in British colonial days, and we're all just gonna fucking block up and let the drone come by. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Like, that's it's it's not how it fucking works. Our drone's gonna go inside houses. Our drone's gonna fucking do all that shit. Like, they are not gonna replace boots on the ground. Boots on the ground
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Hit a bridge or hit people's cars or, you know Sure. Sure. Like that. But
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So I think we've reached the critical tipping point in terms of automated accounts that could be described as people using software to schedule posts, but a lot of what's happening on social media is not in real time posted by a human being. So with the machine learning algorithms and the lang large language models and the chatbots all becoming consumer level, so we have access to them like never before. A lot of this stuff is getting automated. So now reports are saying that over 50% of stuff posted online, it could be anything posted or shared online, has some sort of automated aspect to it.
So you could post something to Twitter x, and immediately, it would be searched out and responded to by an AI bot using a sleeper account. So so many people made Twitter accounts, but abandoned them and didn't delete them. And because passwords are a terrible form of security and can be easily guessed, a lot of those accounts were taken over, and now they're activated. I just got a message from a friend's account who responded because I had direct messaged them. That's DM direct message, but now it's not that person in control of that account, and they didn't know who I was.
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Oh, what?
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Yeah. Yep. So they had taken the account private
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person's account? Somebody quit using it, and they just took it over?
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Essentially is what happens. Yeah.
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Yeah. What? Mhmm. So you talk to the to the bot
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when the The the owner of the account is not the person who first created the account, and they weren't even impersonating my friend who I'd followed years ago, but because I had DM them in the past, they had gone through the DM list and then sent a DM to everyone in the list because there was already an established connection.
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Yeah. Sure.
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So it's like, oh, this person, I haven't heard from them in so long. Let's check the message. Wow. But it was like, invasion of the body snatchers. It was like a zombie. Like, it was Hello, patriot. Yeah. Hello, oh, cult patriot. What was the phrase?
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Yeah. It's not it was something like that. Like, hello patriot. Like, some dumb shit I would never say. Like, okay. At least fucking try and imitate me.
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Did you donate the money and get into the multilevel marketing scheme?
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The Illuminati.
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The Illuminati?
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Illuminati. Yeah. No. They I I've had a number of people, but they don't take over my accounts. They make up accounts And then Yeah. Go around and try and sell everybody that's on my account because somehow they access my account. And then anybody I'm friends with, they, go and try and sell, like, Bitcoin or fucking whatever to them. And at least Patriot? Hello, Patriot. I'm like, fuck off.
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Yes. So with that comes the account verification step again. So if you haven't already verified with your identification, having a cell phone number attached to a cell phone that you're actively paying to use. It's the KYC stuff to know your customer stuff. It's very frustrating. I know discord has done that before. I see it happening on Twitter. A lot of these hangouts are getting clamped down upon as we have a very important election.
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Yeah. You knew that was coming up. You damn well knew that was coming up. Like, I'm actually surprised it hasn't been worse. But only reason I think that it hasn't been worse is because this isn't an important election. Like, I think the Democrats are giving this one up. Like, fucking historically, no president has survived the economic downturn that Biden has has happened during the Biden presidency. No president has ever survived that. You you are after after an economic depression, basically. And fucking you, They have no answer for anything. They have no candidate that they've pumped up and no way to try and push them in in Biden's place and try and unseat Biden.
So I think they're just giving this one up, and they're gonna feel out a couple people because they know Harris also is is worthless. Like, she ranked, like for the democratic primary, she ranked, like, 5th in California. That's her fucking state. Like, you're only you came in 5th in popularity in your own state of your own party. That's not good. So she's highly unlikable. They they realize that they can't run her. I think that they're gonna go back and they're gonna look at people like Newsom, and they're gonna spend the next, however many years, you know, 4 years building up for his campaign. And a few there's probably a few other options, but it's gonna be people that are still kinda on the old page, but they're newer faces. I don't think it's gonna be anybody like Pelosi or anybody like that. I think it's gonna be, like I said, a Newsom, somebody that's not made made the national stage yet.
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It's really weird because, like, I remember in, like, 2019, they were, like, trying to bill her as, like, the winner like, as, like, the like, she was supposed to be in Hillary's spot pretty much. And they were, like, marketing her, like, oh, she's so hip and all this stuff. It was like that turned bad. Like, she's not Yeah. She's she's singularly
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unlike like, she's just absolutely unlikable. And then there's there's, like, record there's that recording from when she was attorney general in California. And, when she I believe she was prosecutor at the time. It was before she was attorney general. And, yeah, it was when she was prosecutor. She had hid evidence that would exonerate this dude that was given a life sentence, and it was a black guy, given a life sentence for something he didn't do. And she hid the evidence and then got caught laughing about it, and it got recorded when they were talking about it, and she was laughing about it. And it's like, wow.
Yeah. Totally. So I mean
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Crackers are full people.
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Yeah. So between that and her record as attorney general, she's just highly unlikable, and I think that they're gonna I think that they're already basically conceding, this election, and I think that's why we haven't seen the extreme lockdowns like we did during the Hillary Clinton and Trump, campaign. That was the first time that I'd ever seen it on social media, where they just went in and just started wiping out masses of channels. On Facebook, they were wiping out fucking groups like mad. At the time, this that was, before I was really doing too much of this. So I was part of a group, and that was more conspiracy. And we even started another group that nobody even went into because we were all groups were getting taken down so hard and fast that we're, like, for sure we're disappearing.
And we had a secondary spot to go to, for when that happened. And then during the Biden and Trump election, it was also bad. But I we're not seeing anything on that level on this one. And, again, I think it's because the democrats have just they realize that that they can't win this one.
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I was gonna ask earlier, where are you guys, if at all, receiving any sort of politician news? I know we don't cover that a whole lot on Saturday nights. Saturday night, who really wants to talk about that? But with, the issues that we're facing in our great country, it's gonna be unavoidable. I know that Steve Poican on AM Wake Up has done a really great job, has read a lot more books on the topic than than I have certainly. And Emily Moyer talking encyclopedia
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of political knowledge.
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Emily Moyer on Wednesday night's word salad with Danny Katz. They're doing a lot of coverage of that as well with the, they follow, you know, the Joe Rogan podcast and those sort of people that have emerged out of that new Austin scene, the new narrative network. You guys paid attention to any of that stuff?
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Much a little bit of Emily stuff, but that's pretty much it. Like, I don't I try not to even because I don't vote, so I don't, like, need to I don't feel the need to, like, know too much about it.
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It's like water off a duck's back.
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Paying attention to it. Like,
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what if somebody shows up at my door and tries to take my stuff away or something, then it's then it's on. But
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I vote with my, jelly beans, my first amendment.
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BBs.
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Straight out of your Easter basket. My Easter basket. Butterfinger BBs?
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Yeah. Yeah. Whatever point they, changed the voting laws, and they pretend like it was to do with black people. And they always wanna leave out that part of the reason black people weren't written into the constitution is is black slavery didn't start till after that. There really wasn't any black people in the country. The slaves that started when the country first started were, almost exclusively indentured servants from Ireland. And so there the period of black slavery was very small in our country, not justifying it in any way, But that's when those people aren't around, they certainly don't get thought of. And so, what the constitution was really doing was is, if you weren't a landowner, you didn't get to vote.
So and I know that that sounds kinda uppity, but what happens when you just give the vote to anybody is, like, you take the OSHA situation is a a glaring, you know, version of this, but this is what we have everywhere. The Osho situation, he moves into a county into Oregon, and then just starts importing, you know, random people, bottles. And, yeah, it just started East Curran.
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Yep. Wasco County, Oregon.
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Just started importing bombs like mad. And because we have this system where, everybody gets an equal vote no matter who they are, Well, now that you've gotten in enough people to outvote the regular populace, now you have things ran by a bunch of fucking crazy people and a cult leader that imported a bunch of crazy people that had no stake in the community, didn't own anything, hadn't lived there. And so in in general, that's what we have across the country is you have a bunch of people that have no stake in things and don't know how to run their own lives, well enough to own their own things.
All having equal say with the people that do. And that
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and then like you can own land but be a felon and not be able to vote like very very
[00:58:13] Unknown:
seldomly do felons not get to vote. Like, I can vote. Yeah. I'm a felon, and I can vote. I now there's our our states where a felon can't vote, but, like, I can vote in every other election. I think there might be violent felons can't vote, which I don't necessarily disagree with. They also can't own guns, and I can own a gun. Like, you know, because mine's only pot felonies. And, like, in South Dakota, mine's not a federal charge. Mine was a state charge. And depending on the state, like South Dakota, you don't lose your gun rights unless you did, like, a violent crime or, something like that.
You You know, once you're if you completed your parole, you get your gun rights back.
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Yeah. It's good. I think I just know, like, the Minnesota laws, like, there's a lot of I know a lot of felons. So oh, that I can't vote. So
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Parole, you can't vote. But if you complete your parole, in most states, you can vote. I know there are exceptions, but in most states, if you're not on parole anymore, you can vote. But I'm when you're on parole, your rights are get your rights are gone. You you're you have no rights. You haven't reentered society. You're given a chance. You know, this is the way it's worded. You know, the way they present it. You're given a chance to integrate yourself back into society during the parole period. And if you complete that, now you get to be a good citizen again, and you get your rights back, including voting.
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I was looking at the story of Black Douglas for some reason.
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I don't know if that's a bearish story. That was such a good story, Jim. Oh, thank you for posting that.
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Oh, yeah. It's good. That's one of my favorite
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characters from history. So, I mean, that's I was getting Fred Fred Frederick Douglas, black man born to a white father.
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Wasn't he like a he's like a lawyer or some something in the justice system. Frederick Douglass was.
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Did he go to the John Brown College in 9 in 1881, and John Brown was the guy who was freeing slaves from the, he, went to some ferry location, some building, and decided to camp out there for a while. How much do we know about our history? I don't know anything about John Brown. I don't know nothing about fairies.
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I don't know about that dude, but the the black Douglas Mhmm. Now the story that, Jim posted wasn't why it they said it was he was the black because, you know, these other reasons. But, historically, the reason he was called the black Douglas is because his name was struck. The the he rebelled. His family rebelled against the king of England when England was occupying Scotland and claiming it and claiming Scotland as theirs. His family rebelled against Scotland, so the king of England took their lands, took their castle, struck their name. You're not allowed to say the name Douglas in in the, you know, in the in the king's presence at all. So that's why he's the black Douglas. And so, and this is also why historically, while he's fighting, like, especially during the first fights when they were overthrowing England, he would just yell Douglas the whole time because, you know, they were saying his name was illegal to say, and he would just sit there and scream his name as he's hacking away fucking English people.
Hey.
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Douglas. Mhmm.
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Exactly. Exactly. You say my you'd say you can't you say you can't say my name, I'll scream it the whole time while I kill all your guys, motherfucker.
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Really? Explain some things.
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Yeah.
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But he was Robert the Bruce's right hand man and best friend. And then, after Robert the Bruce died, he went on the crusades, and he was fairly infamous for fighting very large groups of people by himself or with a small group of men, like even the Battle of Bannock sburg when they, overthrew the king England and drove him out of Scotland. They have, like, half the number that the English did. And, but what he went to the crusades and, apparently went against basically a whole like, a small tiny group went, like, against the legion, and he just went charging. Like, the guy was not, sometimes a little bit of caution is okay.
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You're muted.
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You guys can't read my lips yet?
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Christy. Christy does, but she's got hearing problems.
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You said Jim is the best person in the whole world. All hail, Jim. Douglas.
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Douglas. What is that idiom about the, kettle calling the tea black or the
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The pot calling the kettle black? Black.
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Yeah. What does that mean?
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Well, that, if you are doing something, a lot of times people project what they're doing. And so when they talking shit about something you did, that's something that they do a lot. So it's a pot, which is a black, you know, especially back in the day when it was cast iron. Yes. Iron black. Here's a kennel. Okay. Looks the same. You know, you you call me black motherfucker. Like, look at you. Like, so it's it's but it's you know, the references, you your behaviors are the same thing that you're describing in me.
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Oh, okay. We did hear the the whistle of the tea kettle boiling the water.
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Oh, yeah.
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Was that at my house or your house? Who's making tea? I'm not making tea. That's my house. Who's spilling it? Who's spilling it? Who's spilling the tea?
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Spilling the tea on the on black Douglas and bears. Do bears prefer men or women?
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Or are they a pope bears? The thing. Let's keep going. This one here, I'm not a Christian, and I think this has to have some discernment put it to it. Now in this instance, the way this is taken is then, you know, obviously, if you're gonna judge other people, then you need to be somehow completely sin free. And that's a that's just a a a dumb dumb, you know, way to see it as far as I'm concerned. Because then you get these idiots that you get guys like this archaic fuckwad who violently raped a woman. Well, of course, I can judge that. Like, of course, I don't need to be sin free in order to say that that guy should definite is definitely not fit for society.
Like, there is just no way that, you know, that I'm gonna be okay with that dude being around, and it doesn't matter whether, actually, the hilarious part Sean just posted about that guy because he's been hanging out at his girlfriend's house and living there and decided he didn't need to to register and tell the state where he is. So the marshals put together a SWAT team and, raided him and went and rearrested him, and now he's got new charges. And his little girlfriend is trying to make it out like this was just a paperwork error in his parole, but his parole officer didn't come pick him up. Federal marshals and SWAT came and picked him up, because you can't be a violent rapist and just go wherever you want. The state need keeps track of you and lets the people around you know, hey, this dude's there.
And so you can't legally just do that. And, I can judge that dude, and I can judge people on a lot of things. Some things, certainly, I think that, I agree with that in some cases. You know? Like, if it's not harming somebody else, you know, don't go just judging people just because you don't like whatever, they're doing. You know, oh, I don't like, emo music or whatever. Well, I'm not gonna go being all nasty to some kid just because he does, or something like that. I'm not gonna disown somebody because they did some slight thing. But if you've, yeah, if you listen to Garth Brook, emo Garth Brooks, yeah, I'm probably not talking to you. Chris Gaines?
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Chris
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Gaines. Godfrocks. That's hilarious.
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But I definitely don't. And and I I bring up that because I actually in the every the couple times I've talked about arcades, I get a lot of people coming at me with the whole sideways, Christian judgy thing. I'm like, I'm not fucking Christian. I'm a fucking heathen. We would have left that dude hanging out in the woods. Yeah. I do agree. The pot calling the kettle black phrase, those 2 do things do go together. A 100%. You know, I absolutely agree.
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As far as our k x goes, I've not watched much of his stuff at all. I've seen the headlines to his videos, which were calling out in a very aggressive way other people and sort of forcing them to engage with him, and it seems to me in some way that he just was rattling too many hornets' nests, stirring too much of the pot up, and some of that got back to him. I don't know if people were reporting him. I think maybe at some point we'll have more information revealing itself about what the actual timeline leading up to the knock at the door by, what was it, 10? 10, SWAT units or people in military gear crashing a studio. I guess they just wanted to read his library.
Yeah. And he had behind him some very valuable books. We could segue into a story about.
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Yeah. And if you've never been into a used bookstore and noticed that books just like that are on themselves for a buck 50 a pop and that he's not read any of those, he just went bought those fucking books after he got out of prison as a as a studio type stage setting. Hey. I don't know what to tell you.
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Well, there are rare Russian books from the Russian poet. I don't recall his name right now. The New York Times reported that there were there are libraries in Europe that were carrying rare books, and these books are probably rare due to the fact that many books were burned. So some books from some Russian authors were preserved and left in libraries. The story I read was about some people who were leaving, I think, the Ukraine, and they were doing some research, and they went to a library, I wanna say maybe in France, and they were asking to access the rare book collection to see these books, but they would keep going back and reading these books. So you have to be in a special room essentially where nothing could enter or leave that room because of the rarity of the books.
But as it turned out, somehow they had forged copies of those books, smuggled them in, and left the forgeries at the library and took out the real valuable books and then put them on auction. So now these rare
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Oh, fuck. And then auction them? You're gonna hock that shit too? Wow.
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Lots of unscrupulous book dealers.
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Yes. So those books that survive the fires become even more rare, and these guys went and smuggled them out of the library having a very convincing sob story. And the librarians were very quick to assist them, but somehow they were able to photograph the books, make some quick forgeries, kinda get the same size of the book, swap the dust jacket, probably the little barcode on it, and then take the real books out to sell them. Pretty incredible mission impossible work.
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That's the reason for Swat to come by. Mhmm. Yeah. She's got stolen books.
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Yes. So No. He didn't it wasn't for stolen books. It was straight up because he hasn't he's been living with this dawn chick for since, and he hasn't changed his status since May of last year. And so it says on the rest thing that it's for not, report for failing to report because he's got you know, at this, he's a he's a a violent rapist and sex offenders, and they have to report to the state everywhere they live. And then out last year? No. He's been out for years and and so he so what had happened is he he has his home as one thing, but he's been living over with this this, Dawn chick, that he hooked up with apparently while he was in there.
So that even though he still has this other home supposedly, he's not living there, and they don't you know, they the the damn, state is not you could play that game with welfare. Like, no. He doesn't live here. Yeah. No. You could play that game with, like, the welfare department. You know? We've all known it. We're, like, women that are single moms, but the dude lives in the house. And when the welfare checks come and they have to rush him out of the house to hide his stuff. And, you know, it it's that situation that flies with welfare, but it doesn't fly when you're a violent sex offender. Like, you didn't register and tell them you're living in this other home and have been for a a and and I imagine what they've done is the the studio is in this in this other home, not the home that he's registered to. And so they've taken this duration and built a case and said, look. He's obviously spending more of his time in this home than he is at the home that he's registered in, and he's telling us he's in.
And, deriving all these goods and everything else from that. And so I imagine they just built a case against him and because that's the whole thing is that just because they haven't gotten you today doesn't mean that a lot of times they're building a case. They're watching and watching and watching.
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Did he have a cohost that was also
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Also a sex offender, which I I know a lot of people I I got to imagine that sex offenders in some way, somehow have, like, a a vibe that other sex offenders are able to pick up on. Just like when I was younger and pot was highly illegal, you knew who was cool. Yeah. And you'd always be like, you cool? And and potheads only hung out with potheads. And if depending on what type of vice you had, you only hung out with people who shared said vice. Because you don't want somebody that's not cool coming to the party and then telling on all of you guys because, they gotten whatever, and they don't give a shit. They're not a pothead. And the same applied And the same applies for sexual vices.
So these, people with these sexual vices tend to group together. And so is it shot was it shocking to me that a violent sex offender hung out with another dude who's a pedophile? No. I assume that.
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Alright. It's like that drugs drug seeking behavior, they call it or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I still I still have that. Like, I can spot spot people from far away. I'm like, yay. You'd be alright. You're a little too far gone for me.
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I had a buddy that got pulled over with this other guy that I know. And this other guy, I mean, he smell he smells like fucking 12 years of patchouli and fucking underarm and, you know, has dreads and tie dye and everything else. And the dude had a pound of weed in the car, and he's in the car with him. And he's like, yeah, man. He had no reason to even pull us over. I was like, I would fucking profile that guy. Like, are you fucking serious? Yeah. Like,
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I got pulled over one time. I don't even remember. It was, like, some weird thing, like, took took a wrong turn, and then it just, like, looked weird or something. I don't really know why they pulled this over. But, like, I had, like, pot leaf flip flops on. I mean, it's like, oh, the way you're dressed makes it seem like you're a stoner. I was like, what's that supposed to mean? And then he just stopped questioning.
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Oh, that's just funny. Yes. Yes. You are absolutely correct.
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What? What do you mean? What is that?
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Don't get what you're saying, man.
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They
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sell them at the store.
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I just needed some flops.
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They originally needed some flops. They were in the 99¢
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rack, man. What's your issue? What's your issue? Hot topic.
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Dude, like, my store closed out once, and this was actually an accident. Fucking there was some store out close out store, and I wasn't even a pot head at the time. And, this was prior to me fucking smoking, weed, and, prior to me having seizures. And, and some store closed out, and they had a whole bunch of small shirts. And I was like, you know how it is with kids. Fucking kids, like, they fit a shirt for 12 minutes, give or take, and then you gotta go get them get them the next size up. Well, close out t shirts fucking so I went through and there was a bunch of Harry Potter t shirts. And I just went and grabbed fucking a bunch of each you know, like, 3 or 4 each size. You know? You can wear them outside and go trash them or whatever. Who cares?
And I we get home, and it's not Harry Potter. It's Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's Stone. I'm like, fuck. Can't have my kid running around with fucking Harry Pothead shirts on. Jesus god.
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And the Sorcerer's Stone.
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Yeah. We'll just do it out of irony. Like
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It was a kid's shirt?
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No. They were just small shirts. I mean, that's a big thing. It would close out, so it's not like they had anything and, you know, they just had piles, and I've seen a bunch of smaller shirts that looked like they had Harry Potter on or whatever. I was like, fuck yeah. Kids can wear these outside and whatever.
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They were in a store.
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Yeah. Yeah. And then a cat like that tried to tackle me. Why you got your kid and bring pot stuff?
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Checking your bags before you leave the Walmart store.
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I don't ever let them do that. I never let them. Go there anymore because of that shit.
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Keep your receipt in your hand so you just wave it like a flag.
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I I only once in a blue once in a very blue moon, go to Walmart because there are a couple of things that it's hard to get outside of Walmart. Like, I used to have my phone on one of them phone cards and Walmart, it was, like, the only place that reliably sold them. So, but fuck no. You ain't if you wanted to see what I had, you should have checked me out at the when it was your stuff because now it's mine.
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I gave you the money. You gave me the thing. Now it's my thing. Transaction is done. We're not we're not in a transaction anymore. I'm walking out the door.
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Yep. It's They they have the cameras. Even if you were stealing, they don't do anything about it. They can't do anything about it as the worker anyway. Like Yeah. So it doesn't make any sense. We have cops on call, though, pretty much. Like, every time I go there, there's cops sitting out in the parking lot. You know? We need to find a different way. I was here at California.
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Like, did they steal $900 worth? No? Yeah. And we're not coming in.
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They have the cameras already at the point of sale terminals. You're self checking out, and you can see yourself on the screen. Time. Right. Highly surveilled store. Yep.
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Yeah. I can't take it in there.
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Yeah. I can't think of the last time I went there because we switched our phone, and that really was the big reason we used to go there. I can't think of the last time we went to Walmart.
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But still you go in there and, like, looking around the tire section and somebody's gone into the the tire section where they're not really surveilling it, And they, like, open up a package of, donuts and or Twinkies and eat 3 of the Twinkies and take the package and the doughnut and the tire.
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Have you seen the, post somebody had where somebody made a whole sandwich in the aisle and just left all this?
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My brother and his wife used to, they like playing the you know, I took I'd take my kids to the Yu Gi Oh tournament, so my brother would come too. And he wanted the best cards, so my brother and his wife would go there. And they would open up the package in the Walmart and leave the package so you walk out through the scanner, and they'd even not take the shitty cards. They just take the good cards. They could just put, like, 1 or 2 cards in their pocket, and they leave everything else laying around in the store.
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This game is rigged.
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I had a buddy when I was when I was little, like, the 5th grade, and he's like, let's go get a pizza. And so we go to the grocery store, and we, like, go to the freezer section, looking around, pick the pizza out, the big pizza. It's like, come on. Let's go cook it. And so we take it over to the deli, and we're like, we got this pizza. Will you cook it for us? And they're like, yeah. Sure. So they cook the pizza for us. We sit down in the deli, and we eat the pizza,
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and then we leave. Yeah. Yes. I was like, wow.
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That's genius.
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That's fucking hilarious.
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Yeah. Don't do it, kids.
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Often. Often. We didn't like taking anything out of the store. Don't ever take anything from mom and pop stores, kids. Yeah. Of corporations.
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Yeah. Only corporate. Only big bucks.
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Yeah. Fuck corporations.
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Put all your fingers on deck.
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Hilarious. My favorite is the fucking the the the bulk areas in, like, the shitty grocery stores. Like, really? You think I'm gonna write down on that tag what it is? Like, this thing's fucking $5 a pound and the one next to it's 50¢. You think I'm writing the $5 pound number on there?
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The the Hass avocados or the Hess avocados?
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Yeah. You know, like like like, last year can tell the difference between an organic bean and a fucking normal bean. The organic produce or the extra organic produce? Yeah. Yeah. Extra organic.
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Less than organic. Everything. You never know.
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And they have that spray, that little spritz to keep the stuff fresh. But in that spritz spray in the produce aisle, there's a chemical in that. So even if it is extra organic Not anymore. Not anymore.
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Fuck. Yeah. Fucking it's always good to have a buddy that works at them food places. When I worked at I worked at, Jiffy Lube for a little while, And, right next door was a damn, KFC, and we just go over and mad take whatever food, and they'd come over and get oil changes. And, hey, always the best. Like, yeah, that pizza is not only gonna be good tomorrow. We better take it home.
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Yeah. That's the best.
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Don't steal kids.
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Well, kids, you can steal, but don't steal kids. Yeah. Don't steal kids. Don't do that. Yeah. That's that's that's bad.
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Yeah. Even my peacocks are dying. Right. They're like, no. My babies.
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No. No. No. Yeah. Freaking both my mama peas are sitting on fucking eggs too. So, yeah, that might be what they're screaming for. Frankie then. I bet. We have lots of kittens. Yeah. Lots of Yeah. Anybody needs kittens. We have lots of we have a a a a mostly gray but varied selection. This is not a joke. Yeah. This is not a joke. Take some cats. The red ones are beautiful. We're running a special. If you take one cat, you get another one for free. 4 20. Free cats. Yeah. And the first one was free.
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You could you could just go to somebody's house and replace the things that they left behind with a cat and be like
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Yeah. Paint like like like like the native Americans. I'm just trading, you know. Glad to be a bat. Good cat.
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It's like Ashley Stinnett style with the crypted creature. Yeah. The large footed creature and the steak knives, was it?
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Oh, yeah.
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The tool that you need?
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I I would put that down more to, it's shocking out in these woods how many things you can find in these woods. Like, somebody quits living in these cabins, and they disappear, like, 2 years later. And then nobody goes in them. Like, you you it was shocking some of the things we found in our house. Like, when when we came into our house, it looked like it it was still furnished. Like, somebody just left and just never came back, and there it's at. And years years later, we moved in and, fucking, this happens all over out here. There's all kinds of buildings hidden in the fucking forest. We constantly are finding things out in the forest. Crazy things like art one time found a fucking a k or or found a fucking SKS out in the forest, knives, tools, axes, you name it. Like, people forget some leave something in the forest and forget, and that thing's gone till somebody finds it years later. It's kinda like dropping it in the lake.
Yep. Yep. And that literally happens with buildings out here. Like the property Brian just bought, there's a there is a shed down in the fucking woods that you have to be standing in this exact spot to even be able to kind of notice it. Like and it's just sitting in there. Nobody knew that was there ever.
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What do you think about, like you know, I sometimes you find, like, just stairs to nowhere in the woods.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, unlike this one, what happened, I think, was because the the ground is kind of sloughing off because it's on a real hard, hillside. So I think what happened is this little shed, you know, it's one of them little tin sheds that you can buy at Menards or whatever, I think. I haven't climbed down to look in it. Save big money? Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. New shot. Yep. Yep. And, it's one of them little tin ones, and I think it slid down the fucking hill. It's the way the way it kinda looks, but I haven't climbed down there to look at it because it's gonna be a hell of a trip down in there.
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We dropped some stories in the telegram, and I can't quite recall them fast enough. There was something to the effect of humans trading objects with birds. Were they ravens, specifically?
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Yeah. Ravens. Ravens will do it. They love shiny things. Yeah.
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I've seen a couple of those where they, like, bring this sort of bringing money to some person.
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I've seen them lose some stuff. Like, throw up French fries, and they pick up their French fry, and they go over and wash the salt off the French fry in a puddle before they eat it. They're smart birds.
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Yeah. I have 2 that hang out here all the time. They hang out with my peacocks.
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Smart birds.
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Yeah.
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We got some spring stories.
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Here's that there's a question that, as as, per my divine, I was on secret society, good guys last night. He talked about the divine masculine. And so they're wondering, Alan Marcus, is it spring? Is there any ring in mind?
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Right. So that would go to the phrase ring by spring, which would emerge out of Christian colleges and the MRS degrees that certain females would get maybe after 1 semester, meaning that they would go to a private Christian college and pay for 1 semester, hoping that by springtime, they would have a ring on the ring finger, meaning a proposal for marriage.
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Well, are you, are you seeing any girls? And apparently, secondarily, they would like to, the take on the on dude ness. What is dudeness? What is dudeness? Do you have any, love interests in the Marcus Allen future?
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Did you guys finish your raffle tickets
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scheme from, a while ago? Marcus Allen's love is for raffle. He's not just raffling on pieces of his beard. Mhmm. It's also Emily. Emily. He's not just raffling off pieces of his beard. He's raffling off his heart. So any of you ladies apparently that are up for he's the one who said it. He brought up the raffle. I'm just making, you know It's it's in our it's in our banners. I haven't quite deleted that yet. I think it was was it $4 per ticket? He was if he had somebody asked if he had a love interest, and he turned it into the raffle. So I don't know. Apparently, he's raffling off his his love.
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Well, it started with beard, and then there was the topic of women loving beards and wanting parts of it. I don't know. It's sort of the the spring haircut ritual. I don't know if that's a real thing or not at some point.
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You can plant a beard clipping in the soil, and if you water it religiously, it will grow into an Alan Marcus. Yeah.
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You have to put it in a banana or something. I thought this was gonna be like an elaborate spell.
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I was like, oh, okay. I'm gonna get some
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getting into it, leaning into it. So for, for me the the whole and I think this is a big deal. You know, there's being a a man, not just a dude, I guess, but being a man Amen. There's certain qualities to it that I don't think very many men exhibit. And I think as a guy, like, you're you're supposed to be very stable, very structured. You should be able to do and handle most situations. Your biggest thing as a as a man is is you're the the protector and the provider, and that should just be in you. Like, I don't understand these people that today, like, when I was a kid, most dudes, if they walk by something and it was broke, it's not even fucking theirs, and they just start fixing it. Like, you know, for for for for this thing's broke. It's fixed. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's what dudes do. Like, they they they fix things. They take care of things.
If there's something in distress, they go and deal with it. They're they're the ones that are gonna go do that kind of thing. You know, that's, like, that's one of the worst parts about having goats because their their particular cry sets off an almost human distress, and I can't sleep through it. I can't work through it. Like, it drives me insane because it's, like, everything in me says I need to go deal with this problem right fucking now. And, that's that's really what a a dude is. Like, when you're looking at, with the feminine, the way that you allow the feminine to flower and grow is giving her a space where she feels fully safe and provided for. And the good things she's gonna give you back if she's a good feminine are absolutely amazing.
But before you're allowed to plant that seed, you need to create that space. You need to be a very safe protector and provider where she can give up the autonomy and things like that that she's gonna have as she's starting to provide you with children and the love and an awesome home. She's not she's giving up her place out in the world, and you need to prove that you're that you're gonna give her something better and more where she can feel safe in that. And that that's what a dude does and also carries him around like this. Yeah.
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Chewbacca.
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Yeah.
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The lore of Chewbacca. Did Chewbacca ever have a love interest at all in any of the series?
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Yes. In the Christmas special.
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Forgot about the Christmas special. Did you see the
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He's like, fuck that. I'm not I'm not answering that question.
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Did you see the VeggieTales version of Dune? He kept saying dude, and I was like, are you saying Dune? Dude. Dune. Dune. Dune. Dune. I don't even say.
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I remember Veggie Tales. I have no. She has baseballs.
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I was there when the old magic was written
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down. I think Veggie Tales had expanded from stories from the old testament to stories from mythology in general. I don't know what the Veggie Tales brand is doing currently, but if they would do a version of Dune, be interesting. Can't be better or worse than any other versions that we've seen recently.
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No. It it definitely can't be worse than the feminist version of doom that they that they chucked out on us most recently. And people are just like, it was awesome. The special effects are so good. If you've watched in 10 years, that special effects are gonna be garbage just like the special effects in any special effect driven movie. And it's the it's the plot of the the the amazing plot and storyline of that that made that timeless. And you took that away. You took away the good part and gave us a a foe cheap, shitty, shiny version of
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it. It's,
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yeah. Dune 2 big, big poop. Big
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Yeah. Number 2 for sure.
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Yeah. Number 2 bad name.
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Well, yeah. Training. Yep. Polish.
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Yeah. I bet you he rides a tiger bareback. Yeah. He's Blackboutin.
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Blootin?
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Yeah. He's
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he's bloop.
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Oh, shit. And he should have one of the big lip things too.
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Oh, the big lip ring.
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Yeah.
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Some naughty fun is being had with AI. A lot of the,
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Bing model thing.
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The search engine models, the the stuff that, you know, kids have been testing to see what they can get away with, a lot of that stuff's been locked down pretty tight. But the open models are released to the public, and anything can be made
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for better or worse. That means. Highlander 2 doesn't even exist anymore. I mean, it definitely wasn't, comparative to the original, but
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I mean I thought there could only be 1.
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Yeah. There can. That's the problem. Except for her, there can only be 1. Of course, they got rid of it. Yeah. Number 2 obviously got its head cut off.
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Some Black Putin is not Black Douglas.
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Black Putin is the worst kind of Black Douglas is, Scott? Yeah. Black Douglas was Scott, and he was not Black. Okay. Yeah. He was a Scott. Mhmm. God love him Scottish.
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Darth Vader. His helmet looks like a certain male member. Did you ever see that?
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I I did see Spaceballs. Schwartz. Yeah. I made the Schwartz. You know, actually, when I flew off a motorcycle into a tree Yeah. And shattered my left side, and they had to put a bunch of pins and plates in there. That guy's name was doctor Schwartz. And then when when I first seen him and I said, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. He was not amused at all. Maybe a little bit.
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If you take the image and you mirror it so it's perfectly symmetrical, it's harder to dismiss the fact that some of these villains in their helmets do look rather phallic. And if that's really some of the wars are being fought over, who has the bigger Schwartz, swinging them around, then when they're swinging them around in space and there's no gravity there, then it then it gets a little wild, I think.
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The Star Wars That's super interesting that that that phallic representation, because then now I have to wonder if, they put a more feminine representation on the rebellion side.
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Haven't seen
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much of the news Right. That's the symbol of the rebel alliance vaguely represent a uterus?
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Kinda.
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The rebel the rebel forces, the rebellion. Was it a female sort of rebellion?
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Well, I mean, in the new movies, obviously. But Yeah. You know, like, all the generals are women and everything else. Because, you know, women are definitely known for their heavy strategy.
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I've I've always heard that. I don't know if this social media strategy was really well thought out. A woman in Saudi Arabia was posting to social media pictures of fitness and wellness and yoga pants. She's been sentenced to 11 years for terroristic offenses.
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Holy fuck. That is insane.
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Manahal Al Otaibi, I think is how we'd pronounce her name.
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And they say that this they say the reason that they're ratcheting up this insanity that they're doing is in response to America actually, because they're so afraid that the women in their country are gonna go, the liberal left like America that they're, just absolutely putting a hammer down on anything that they, in their mind, resembles that type of thing. And in fact, yoga in and of itself back, what, 20 during the satanic panic. Yoga was definitely one of the ones thrown in there as, you know, a tool of Satan.
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Yes. There was a secret hearing before the counterterrorism court found guilty of charges related to Saudi anti terror law that criminalizes the use of websites, I guess, social media or anything published online that broadcasts or publishes news statements, false or malicious rumors, or the like for committing a terrorist crime, the crime being certified fitness instruction, posting to social media using hashtag
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society is right. Guess that I would guess really, though, the the the promoted female empowerment was more of what their problem is.
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Yes. Another of her sister
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And to call for an end to male guardianship rules.
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Yes. Amnesty International left some comments saying that there were some contradictions in the the women's empowerment movement, kind of seeing how that's playing out in America today. Other countries are pointing to the great Satan of America and saying, well, look what's going on Yeah. There. You have something like Libs of TikTok collecting. What do you expect? People who are of the of a very liberal persuasion posting unabashedly to social media. All of that stuff is downloaded and compiled and archived to other accounts highlighting some of the spectacle there, and then that stuff gets sent over to Russia. I can't I can't blame them. I mean,
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literally, if you were from another country where people acted normal and not like batshit crazy fucking and you saw the things, like, out of, like, Southern California, you know, a compilation of the way all the women acted there without realizing that we're a very large country and you had to compile that out of these super liberal areas where people are really crazy that that's not really representative of the country as a whole. But if you thought that because that's all you had seen of American women, fucking, oh, oh, if I understand where they're they're going, nope. Don't want that.
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Yes. Yes. And our big cultural export through something like Coachella Music Festival in California. Did you see how that was closed out?
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I didn't. I did see that Stefan from the mighty Deftones was there with a shirt on with my name on it playing at Coachella.
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Oh, that's very kind of him. Did you wear the Flat Overfest shirt? Yeah. He was wearing the Flat Overfest shirt.
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Wow.
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So I had a bunch to add other names on it too, but, you know Right.
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Right. Right.
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But I found this, this thing that we're talking about. This is, I saw I was watching a debate, like, a week ago or something. That was absolutely fascinating that was on this that really included this subject. And what it was talking about was it it where the state of affairs that we see the country devolving into, where we see a very feminine move to the live hard liberal left, and we see the, you know, a lot of the more masculine figures moving hard right. When communications fully breaks down, where the 2 and and that's already happening. They're already threatening these things. But when it fully breaks down and the majority of the left is feminine, the majority of the right is masculine, and there's no discus discourse, it's gonna turn to force because that's the way this works. If if discourse breaks down, things turn to force. It's the way it's always worked.
And when that happens, the right is definitely gonna win. Because for all practical purposes, short of the 1 in 10000 women like Abby or 1 in a 100000 like Abby who could handle herself against an average man, That's not the case 99.9% of the time. It's not gonna go well. And then even, the men on the left are really very feminized men. You end up like, you watch them retarded videos from, like, Portland where you see veterans from one side and and Antifa kids from the other, and the Tifa kids crazily attack the veterans and just get knocked out. Like,
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Yeah.
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I think there's more of a thing there about, like, there's kinda like that, like, kung fu samurai mindset where it's, like, generally, like, people want a little bit more on the right are gonna be you know, they're gonna try to talk it out first or, you know, it's not always necessarily bent and dry like that, but let's just say for discussion sake. But, like, yeah, they'll be like, okay. Like, just chill out. Like, and then they the these kids on the left or whatever that are insinuating these fights, they're, like, getting super emotional about it. And then they don't when you're, like, in that space, you're not thinking. So you can't have really, like, the rhythm and the stuff that you would need to, like, actually fight people.
Even if you, you know, you could be my size and take down somebody 3 times your size depending on the situation. And there's a lot of bigger people that can they there's no muscle there. So they're not as they're not as tough as they would seem.
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The sound and the fury signifying what? I don't know. This is Doja Cat closing out Coachella for visual motif, or whatever
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style. What was the saying?
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Well, she closed out
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COVID. Out that was a real close in, like, a month ago. I've been thinking you've been bullshitting this whole time.
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She's got this great big blonde wig on and wearing these sort of UGG sort of boots with the fur, you know, the boots with the fur. The boots with the fur. Yep. And all of her dancers are dressed as these sort of yaddies, these abominable.
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Oh, so this isn't actually a Mad Max thing?
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No. What you see there in the corner is an advertisement for Furiosa, a mad max saga story. Now it all ties together because there is this sort of meta story when you see all the text, all the branding, all the colors, all the lyrics. Everything combined into a performance piece reveals sort of what's really going on. So for Doja Cat's performance to be sponsored by Furiosa, a Mad Max saga just before a full moon. That's sort of the the earth thing, and I'll get to another picture here that isn't too graphic, I hope. I mean, it's like the clay bath situation where they kind of shed their hair, and then they get into a big mud bath, and they do get really explicit with what they're doing in the mud bath.
So other countries are seeing this. This is sort of like the extension of the Super Bowl ritual probably
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on stage here. So they're not getting clean in the mud bath. No.
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They're getting filthy. Maybe they're just delaying some
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skin. Right. I hear it's good for your skin. Mud baths. Mhmm. Never frolicked in a mud bath.
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It doesn't seem like something I do. I mean, I definitely had plenty of mud on me, and I I haven't frolicked in mud since I was, like, 12, though.
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It's a little bit
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frolicking. It's like, you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals.
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Are those wookies?
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Beastiality going on here?
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Yes. It's very primal, and they look like hairy mammals. They look like Mountain goatee.
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Yes. Yep. Some shaggy hair. Is this the box saga?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Well, she's singing while she's in a prone position.
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Mhmm. They're all singing?
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They're all they all have microphones. Don't they? Singing, dancing.
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It's a huge performance.
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Well, that's apparently what Bigfoot's been waiting for to come out of. Yes. That's that's true. It turns out that Yeti is really into twerking.
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Right. Hope it twerks out good for him.
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Yeah. He likes some dunk in the trunk. I I you should've known that about Bigfoot.
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Yeah. It's the woodsy way.
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So here's the tweet announcing that, Doja Cat. Oh, she's patriotic.
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She sings that wet ass pussy song.
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Well vagina.
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So the w a p song, the wet ass pussy is maybe a little bit more poetic in sort of its, topic. The lyrics to wet vagina are leaving nothing to the imagination.
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Oh, wow. Puts a lot of thoughts in my head. How how's Ben Shapiro feel about this? That yamaka is spinning.
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I've never seen a wet pussy. It's a myth. It's a myth. The myth of the wet. Oh, that was Cardi b? Cardi b. I'm gonna make another song that's, like, the same exact song, though. Oh, shit. Like, how are you gonna make another song that's exactly the same? Alan Mark is breaking down wet ass pussy is why we're all here. I I I agree.
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Something just fell off the wall in here.
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Do you have cats? No. You have cats. We're not in the room. That's right. You know? It's a personal part. Usually a cat. Was Anybody want some cats? We're giving away cats. I feel the need to reiterate that we're giving away cats. A 6 pack of cats Yes. Is handy.
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Especially if you love the mouse.
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You guys hearing the fireworks in the background? I am hearing that. I was wondering what it was. I was looking all the way beans. Could be automatic gunfire. I don't know. If it is, don't stand up tall like sevens.
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Should be should be ducking right now. Ducking and covering.
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Well, if it's gunfire and if that was gunfire, holy fuck. Could have been a wet old pussy beside here. I would assume that it's no good on this check. I would assume that it's no good. I wouldn't go near it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That that would happen when you use a bidet.
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It makes sense. And bombs are still bursting in there.
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And the bombs bursting in there.
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I knew it was spring when every morning at 5 AM, I'd hear the sound of the siren of an ambulance driving to someone's house. Like, all these people are leaving their house and probably go trying to walk down their stairs and slipping and falling and eating an ambulance.
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Well, you know, they that lifeline thing should have, you know, stayed around.
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Help. I've fallen, and I can't get up. Yeah. Well, they have them, and they activate them. And then as soon as the sun rises, the ambulance is running, and the siren of the ambulance is going because they're just flying through the town to get to the scene of the emergency. I don't know what the ordinance is for having, an ambulance siren at some point. You think that they'd, only do lights. But because so many people go to work early in the morning, they have to have the lights and the siren as the sun's rising. But I didn't really hear that until spring began.
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Yeah. Everybody gets a little wild in the spring. You know? The farm's crazy in the spring. You get all kinds of life, all kinds of death. Everything's fighting. Everything's fucking. You know, it's just it's just, it's spring.
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It's not even the 4th July. It's only May 4th. Guys, they really love Star Wars here.
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They love Star Wars. They love That way they're ruined fireworks.
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Could be.
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Maybe they had a successful yard sale.
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That's probably it. That is gotta be it. Boy, you sell you sell a lot of stuff. Them fucking mortars are expensive. They have to sell a lot of stuff at the yard sale.
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Wow.
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That's like the whole block yard sale.
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Yards and yards.
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Billing said there's a lot more shootings now where he is at now that it's getting warm out. Fucking good thing we weren't Vegas fucking when it's in the spring. Holy smoke. Every night, there was freaking all kinds of shootings when we were in Vegas. It's like snipers on top of the Walmart fucking having it out with some other dudes. Like, wow. I don't remember this since the since the nineties. The nineties crime bill put a stop to a lot of that.
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Yeah. Well, it's really going off. Yeah.
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Maybe it's somebody's birthday.
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It might be someone's birthday.
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Maybe somebody ate too many legumes.
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Like it? Take peeves and pea pods and dip them in their hummus.
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Dude, the Jewish bug alien is the best.
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It's like the plot of a horror novel.
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Terrifying.
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He doesn't take no fake money. He's like he's like, Republic credits are no good here. Ugh. I want real money.
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Yes. Real money. No. None of that Mickey Mouse money. None of that Disney money.
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None of that Disney money.
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Real money. Got all these windows open. You can hear all the sounds. Here's the Disney money.
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Oh, yeah. They did that.
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Isn't that Stanley Steemer?
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Stanley Steemer on a $100 bill.
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Yeah. Looks like
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it. All those dudes from the fifties look the same.
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Yeah. Mustaches. Every one of them.
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Fancy
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fifties mustaches.
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Well, trying to look all French because they watched Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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And knuckles are out. From the world of Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles, 6 episodes, streaming, I think, the Paramount plus. The Sonic the Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes. Very red. A very angry echidna.
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What is that thing?
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An echidna. To be an echidna, apparently.
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So it's a part honic so honic? Part hedgehog and part something else? Is it like Sonichu?
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Well, echidnas have I don't understand this because echidnas have scales. So, like, how is it furry? I don't know.
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Marcus, are you open to connecting with a sporty, long haired hippie gal from Portland who has a son via a sperm bank? It seems very specific. It seems very specific.
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As long as it's for all sports. Is that the, Pacific Ocean?
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That's Pacific Ocean. That's the Pacific Ocean. Okay. But, remember which coast we're talking about, east or west or
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left or right? That's the west coast. I know that gets confusing when you're from Minnesota. It's like, you know, it does, you know, no bearing in that whatsoever. Like, I don't know. It's where there's water. Uh-huh. And those a lake.
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Fries or chips or Papa's fritas.
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That's fritas. Yeah. He looks like he's getting ready to get a birthday song. Sweets. Yeah.
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You put that hat on you. Doris Fader celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
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It's a real holiday.
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It's a real holiday. He's a real It's a real holiday. Of,
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All I'm gonna say is is what are we offering here there? Batman, Beltane, Bach, privacy lover. It's a hell of a name, by the way. What what are we offering here? What were you sending me before, I pawn off Marcus?
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That's gotta be a fake account, and that's gotta be like a cover account.
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Cinco de Mayo has its roots in the second French intervention in Mexico, which occurred after the 18 46 to 48 Mexican American war and in 1858 to 61 reform war.
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We're talking about dowry here. Like, what what kind of what what what are we putting into the pie?
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The best pigs. Like, the breed I
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don't want any more goats. I'm just telling you that right out the gate. Don't even try offering goats.
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On May 5, 1862, the battle of Puebla Puebla Puebla.
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Puebla. Yeah. No cats either. I will let you have Marcus if you take 14 cats.
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Charles La Trill de Lorenze. I I don't speak French. It's not my strong suit. 6000 French troops attacked Puebla de Los Angeles, which was a small town in East Central Mexico. I don't think that's the same get some more. Los Angeles and California. Vastly outnumbered and poorly supplied Mexicans like, like, part general.
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He's barely used.
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Zarzaurab goes to fortify the town and prepared for the French assault.
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We've been training him for a couple of years now. I think that's fair. 7 you take 17 cats and give me a quarter of land, and then Alan Marcus,
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you can have him. Despite being outnumbered, the Mexican forces successfully defended Puebla, and the French suffered heavy losses. Losses, although not a major strategic win in the overall war against the French. Zaragoza's success in the battle of Puebla represented a great symbolic victory for the Mexican government and bolstered the resistant movement.
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I've gotta pay the no. No. We're giving up a Marcus. I don't even know who this other person is. And that it to try and claim that that's worth a Marcus, like, I we're being ridiculous now. We're being ridiculous. Obviously, I get a quarter of land, and Marcus comes with 17 cats.
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17 kittens?
[02:04:53] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. We currently have how many we got right now? Like, 22. So I'm not even trying to give you all of them. I'm just 17.
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That seems fair.
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Yeah. I need to get I need to get my peacock pimp pat. This would probably go better. I'm I'm not doing this right.
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I'm the kitty pimp.
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Pimp, it ain't easy.
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It ain't easy. 2 t's, not 2 d's.
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You know, he's got a lot of knowledge. You're not just getting him for his looks.
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And, if you listen to Schoolhouse Rock, you'll know knowledge is power.
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And this one's a hard negotiator over here. Jeez.
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Many mountain lab wizard, our chemical lab secrets. Yeah.
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Yeah. Pimps don't cry. Pimps don't cry. That was fun.
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I'll be right back, fellas.
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I know doctor,
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Cook's guess. Do fly, though. That's what's funny about that. That is what cracked me up about that one of the things that cracked me up, that movie is fucking hilarious, that damn other guys. But the the, peacocks do fly. Like, every night when you guys are hearing that first scream that you hear, that's actually them. They jump on top of the house, and that's where you're hearing the thuds and then the scream because I think that they I don't know. They think that the scream gives them extra flight power or something like like karate, like when you jaw. You know, they're like Triangle.
They do that scream when they take off, and then they sleep, like, a 100 feet up in the trees. Yeah. It's crazy. I mean, I don't they can't fly like a duck or something. You never done a desktop. I just did. When's the last time you did one? I did one since 08. Yeah.
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Do you have any 22 tailed cats?
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That one is that one's almost Naruto.
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That's like Do any of your cats have thumbs?
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Opposable thumbs?
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I haven't been trying to look at them because I don't I I bond to animals, like, ridiculously easy. Like, usually, for the most part, an animal walks in front of me. It's like, oh, hey. We're best friends. And so I try my best to try and, Not be a match. With them because we need to get rid of a bunch of these guys because his bat's too fucking many cats.
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It is kitten season.
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Can you hear me? I'm being offered a tricked out scanning electron microscope. Oh, that's a trade. Uh-oh. That's a trade. That's a good. I don't know how cats taste. I've never eaten. Well, I don't know. Maybe I've eaten a cat. I've eaten Chinese back when I was younger. I don't know. There was one time that I ordered, chicken, and that chicken had air on it. And I took it back, and then there they said something. And I was like, chicken don't have fucking hair on it, lady.
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What's your favorite cut of Garfield?
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More like a shank.
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Elf did eat cats, didn't he? I remember that. No?
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Lots of AI art from Elf. I see a lot of
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Kermit the Frog. Yep. A white ass pussy. A cooked cat. It's just a song about eating cats.
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If it's cooked right. Otherwise, it's dap.
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You don't want it dry. Roasted. I like that. Braised. I don't think you can make it I like cats. I just don't want 30 of them. Right. Make we we needed more cats, and that's where the problem came in because we had a rat problem for a while because my one cat we had 2 cats, and that was perfect because the one cat was super murdery. But then that cat died. I think it probably got cancer or something and it died. And, she was the sweetest cat too even though she was super murdery to everything else. And then the rats just moved in, and we had a bad rat infestation. And now that's gone, but now we have a cat infestation.
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I think Hollywood has a Bob infestation.
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A Bob?
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All the CEOs are named Bob.
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I have a cat named Bob.
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Bob, at Disney. CEO too. Bob, Paramount.
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Can you pop off the gas and then buy?
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Bob Bakish is getting, 258,000 per month through October as they're trying to transition to new leadership over at Paramount, Paramount Plus, having the new Sonic series with the echidna, knuckles. They also have the, I think, Star Trek franchise.
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We called Bob. This is Bob.
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He's been Hi, Bob.
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Yeah. He's huge. He's our big fan. Bob.
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Mergers and acquisitions, springtime for Hitler and Germany. It's all happening.
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It's high tea.
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Yeah. Bob Bob usually stays upstairs. He's he's my he's my bed tire. He sleeps in the bed with me all the time. Do you know what they
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CBS and Viacom merged into ViacomCBS and later branding into Paramount Global, and then they went into streaming. I I think that was how you'd see the new Star Trek episodes. Yeah. Or something, and then they had new
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Twilight Zones.
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Oh. Like, Twilight Zone?
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Yeah. There's not many episodes that they did. With the plus sign,
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Paramount Cross, Paramount Plus Plus.com, having a new anthology series.
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They did pretty good with the stand that was that was decent.
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I thought that the stand wasn't that that really horrible movie, that Stephen King movie back in the Yeah. They turned it into a series. Yeah. It was, like, made for TV type series. God, that was just awful. It had that the devil was, like, almost like a Johnny Cash type character that played guitar and smoked cigarettes like this. Like, my uncle does that. That's why it stood out to me because my uncle does that because he's shit real bad. So rather than, you know, how most peep most people smoke like that, my uncle would because he shook real bad, would put it like that, and then we we go like this and, like, fucking cover up, like, his whole face in his his hair. Like Bane.
Yeah.
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Bane, Batman.
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It's just because he shook real bad. He'd drink out of a out of a can with a straw also to keep them little bendy straws. Are those
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Bane Batman memes hot?
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Bane's coming back? And the dude who invented Bane, isn't that, that numb nuts that fucking, Owen Benjamin was like his, he was like, Owen Benjamin was like his disciple. Was that box Day. Is that the dude that invented Bane?
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Vox Day has published some books. I haven't read any of them. I don't know what his relation to Batman or Bane is. I think I think Vox, they invented Bane. I think I see him post on gab.com, gab.com became infamous the moment they released, web extension for web browsers called dissenter. And eventually, they released this dissenter platform through its own browser. So there was a browser based off of Brave that had the software built in that you would log in to Gab to comment on the dissenter platform. The dissenter platform was a way to have a comments section on every website online so that you could comment on any URL on the Internet.
That lasted a little while. There was a time when Alex Jones was on a Joe Rogen livestream, and there were a lot of people commenting on that YouTube video page through the dissenter browser saying what they wanted to say. They didn't have YouTube moderation on the dissenter browser comment page. But good things don't last for too long, And Gab ended that project. Now they have Hitler chatbots. And a lot of Christian Balkanization where they've gone and decided that they're going to carve out their own corner of the Internet on Gabb.
They were tired of Twitter and other social media, not respecting Christians. So they went off and took their toys, and they now they're playing in the Gabb sandbox.
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Yeah.
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CBS access launched in, like, 2014. It became Paramount Plus, and I don't know that anyone's really keeping track of what's happened with streaming services essentially becoming worse than cable with, people unplugging, cutting the cable, cutting out their cable packages, and going towards streaming. Sick streaming packages instead. Right. Now we're back to the same thing where people are like, I don't wanna spend, you know, 8 to $10 a month for a streaming service that I'm not watching anything on.
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Yeah. I had that I had that, MGM one because they had that Billy the Kid show, and I enjoyed that. And then they fucking just quit. The juice came out, went off strike, and they just quit playing it. And they're like and it was supposed to start back then. They took their mid season break, and then they just quit playing it because the Jews went off strike. And, like, well, I don't understand why that stopped the show. But Right.
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People have to write this stuff.
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But they came off strike, and that's why they start stopped playing it. That was they were doing just fine when it was, when they dropped. Maybe it wasn't because they were, like, striking for pay. Right? So then they maybe wasn't in the budget anymore to pay them. Yeah. Something.
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Weird.
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There seems to be seasonal strikes. I don't know if it's tied to moon phases or metatonic cycles or whatever it is, but it's just built into the system that after a period of time, the writer's guild will go on strike, and then maybe the actors guild will go on strike. And then they'll just kinda cycle through
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who's striking at what time. Yeah. I think it's, like, teachers are gonna go on strike soon or something.
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They're ending a lot of funding to arts. So art classes are being chopped off. Music is being reduced. Any reason why you'd wanna be in public school while to sing in the choir to have access to the shop class, these types of things where you'd need the tools and the physical space to play with the stuff. That stuff is, I guess, not as important. But it is an election year. So vote for your school board members who support the right to salmon colored photocopy paper in the classroom.
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Alright. Rainbows in your school district.
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I suspect this, we're gonna start seeing a lot heavier elections, fights in these school boards and things like that because that's already been a hot topic where the school boards are so full of these ultra liberal people. And then the government went after the parents that were, you know, objecting to the things these school boards are doing, you know, and then the government got in trouble for that because they had all those senate hearings where they were weaponizing the FBI, against, you know, parents that were concerned about what the school boards were doing. So I suspect that that's gonna be a heavy heavy thing where you're gonna see a lot of overturning school boards.
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There's a district, like, not that far from me. And I have a friend who has a daughter in that district, and they're trying to ban rainbows. Just all rainbows. Yeah. Any kind of rainbow. I was like, okay. Like, can't we just have just rainbows? Don't have to mean anything. Like,
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that's just making it worse. Whatever you're you're trying to do. Know that's how it's gonna go. You know that. And I and I've been calling for this for a number of years saying this is coming, not calling for it, but calling out that this is coming, that they're gonna move crazy right wing. It's gonna be the ultraorthodox crazed right wing, and it's not gonna be good for any of us. And, like this, debate I was watching, the guy said that, and and he's right. You know? Historically, every time that we've had this huge divide between a masculine and feminine in a society, the women lose their rights after the fight.
When the thing when the smoke clears, the women don't have the rights anymore. And, it's that's hard. That's ugly. And that's what you end up with over in, like, Saudi Arabia. And I don't understand why as a people, we can't go to the reasonable spot out the gate. We have to go to fucking all the crazy sides and be like, well, this is batshit crazy. You know? But that's just how we are. I can't stop the rest of everybody.
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Is this the date debate show you're watching on the whatever channel on YouTube? Yeah. It wasn't,
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this it wasn't this one. It was a singular one, but it was, I believe it might have been, a station like this, but it was just 1 dude and 1 chick. And she was a feminist, and he and and he was tearing, and he was really laying it down. And she had to concede. You know? Because part of the problem is is, he's, like, when when shit actually hits the fan, the problem is is our our enforcement people is all men. You know? Yeah. There's the occasional woman in there, but 99% of it is men. And this is where all your force is coming is coming from. And when we can't have a reasonable discourse, force moves to what the force is only gonna apply from one side.
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So here's a picture of a man named Judd Blevins who ran for city council in Enid, Oklahoma. Not many people were running for city council, and he announced before he was running that he had been at a unite the right rally. I think this was in is it Charlottesville? Was this 2019? And there was a statue that they were wanting to preserve, that other people were wanting to remove. So people online had gathered because of that issue. So this man went to go and
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see what was going on. Because that was, like, when they were pulling down, like, the general Lee statues and such? Mhmm. That's when it began.
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Yes. I don't know too much about
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Which is hilarious because General Lee, only owned slaves for a couple years, and that's only because they were, he inherited them in, in his marriage. And, as soon as he, the duration that he kept them was what was required in the contract. And as soon as that was over, he released them, and almost all of them stayed with him. Like, I as opposed to, on the north, what the fuck's his name for the north that may the primary John Brown. Grant Grant. Fucking. He was a he was a avid slave owner. Like
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So this guy, Jud Blevins, ran for city council. He told everyone that he had been at the Tiki torch party. And
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torch party?
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Well, what happened was there's that statue and people wanted to take it down. Other people said, well, let's not take it down without having a discussion and remembering the history. Because this became an online event, it was sort of like the storm area 51. Someone posted, hey, storm area 51. They made a Facebook page for it. People got national attention. They flew in. The people at Storm Area 51, they were completely investigated. Everyone who was there for that period of time was Okay. Right.
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Trap. Even if you even phrase you were going to to to you, you dance straight.
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Yeah. So the same thing sort of happened with that event in Charlottesville, and there was this sort of silent protest at night. So they're walking at night, and somehow they were marching with tiki torches, and that became very threatening. So back in maybe that Frankenstein movie when the people are walking with pitchforks
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I think I vaguely remember this in the news, and they tried, yeah, portraying that as, like, a nationalist thing. And then, didn't some companies stop selling those tiki torches because of it?
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I think there was an element of humor to it. So they would go to Walmart, they'd buy the tiki torches, and they'd walk around with it. It's sort of a silly tongue in cheek sort of meme worthy thing, but the no fun police didn't think it was very fun to have men walking around with tiki torches at night around a park. So this is a shaggy dog story in which our hero, Judd Blevins, running for city council of Enid, Oklahoma, tells everyone, hey, man. I've already been docs. My documents have already been spread online. People have already shared my picture and involvement and just being at a place at a certain time with other people.
So he was elected. He was on the board and then people used Facebook to say, well, we want to remove him. I think the council had in their bylaws that you can't recall someone until 6 months after they're sworn in. So you have to give them a period of time to serve because they have to get work done. They have to have people sitting in the seats to approve budgets and things. So after that time passed, people noticed it and they showed up and they complained about it and enough people complained. And then due to the number of ballots that were cast for that election, it was like 1 third of that amount needed to sign a petition to remove him from office, which they were able to do.
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Which is weird because that would still be, like, it could've just been all the people that vote for him anyway because it would still be the
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minority of it. Right. So I don't know that the petition had to be signed by confirmed voters or just any 18 year olds that could sign a petition. So it's this sort of paper warfare where the game is being played with sort of the system, and the guy runs for city council. He's like, I don't wanna I don't care. It's a volunteer position. He's not getting paid to do it, but they need to fill seats. Enough people were willing to vote him in, but then even fewer people were there to remove the guy. And all he had done so far was hear
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what the budgets were. That's what the that's what the liberal side's been doing for a number of years now is they they play all these fucking I mean, look at Trump. And I'm not even a Trump fan. But look how they've just tied it up in court. They the like, 2 or 3 states tried to make it so they he couldn't even be on the ballot. They're all just playing games.
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Yep. Yes.
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And you look at it.
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It's it's the national it's the national news that took a small town story and blew it up so big and out of proportion to the significance in the community. It's a city council position, and you have PBS covering it. It like, it's a very important issue.
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Since I've been an adult, every Democrat president has been a disbarred lawyer.
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Is that a lawyer who couldn't make it under the limbo poll?
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It's saying that the one that could the one that could one that couldn't follow the laws at all.
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Didn't dip below?
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They couldn't quit you?
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They they couldn't follow the laws to the point where they got their lawyer's license taken away. Yeah, dude. The MGK story was fucking hilarious. Like, I couldn't believe it when that dude fucking ate shit after one day out. I was like, what?
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Who was the guy that was filming the documentary that you were apparently recorded as part of? Did that document resurface
[02:30:04] Unknown:
as a complete I don't know who was filming it. Lunchbox was the guy who is the really famous grower that they were recording around. It was the first 7 10 cup in Denver in the 1st year that, weed was legal in the country.
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So 10, is that an area code?
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710? No. It's oil backwards. If you flip oil upside down and backwards. You're 710, Ken? Yeah.
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Is that from 2014? Have they held another one?
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You know, it's 7:10 somewhere all the time, I think.
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I don't know if they've had one since. Well, let's see. Is it 2015 1? That was clear back in 2015 now? Jeez. I see a search result from 2013 from 2015. I see a 7 10 Labs in Denver, Colorado.
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Yeah. I don't think that they do the 7 10 cup anymore. It was, it was a lot bigger deal when, so the first if anybody remembers the first couple year the first year that they made cannabis legal. They made it legal to have it in the states that made it legal. They made it legal to have. They made it, legal to smoke. They made it not legal to sell. So how you were supposed to obtain it, I don't fucking know. So to get around that, these festivals were a real, real huge deal. And these festivals were a real deal because there you could go and obtain cannabis, you know, and get because there wasn't any store selling it at the time.
And then, out of out of that evolved this place called the lazy lion. And the lazy lion, you had to become an employee. And if you were an employee, you could take product from the store, and then you had to reimburse the store. So you weren't buying weed. You took weed and then had to reimburse them the cost of the weed back to the store rather than buy it. And so that's how they got around all those little games. Well, then the lazy lion didn't pay his taxes, and it's something like like it was, like, fucking, like, 1,800,000 or something like that that he made. So he was killing it, but decided not to pay any taxes on it, and they shut it down.
And so I think a lot of that kind of stuff, that kind of thing happened. And so a lot of those promotions that first popped up with
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Was the 710 separate from cannabis cup, or were they 1 and the same?
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It was separate from the cannabis cup. You know, the the 710 was supposed to be for just for extracts.
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Okay. Okay.
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Yeah. Because Canada's Cup wasn't that mostly in they would do it in Amsterdam a lot.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Do they still have that?
[02:33:41] Unknown:
Yeah. For sure. For sure. And then they have more than a few in in California. So, you know, they have a bunch of competitions, but I don't know. That's for when I was young. That that was all great when I was young. You know? I went to that 7 10 cup. I did 55 dabs in 5 and a half hours. And I blacked out in the last one, and then I didn't get high for, like, another month. Like, no matter what, I could not I just wrecked myself. It was not Wow. Yeah. I couldn't get why after that. Yeah. For, like, a month. Wow.
Nothing I did. It was weird. It was fucking bad. It was, like, yeah.
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So it's like fun, though.
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It was. It was. You know, when you're young, though, that's you know, Not now we, you know, like, last night, I stayed up too late with Chaney and company, and I was like, yeah. That's the 7 10 cup right there. Yep. Yeah. Powered by weed maps. I remember that. 100%. Yeah. I got some of the paraphernalia because I was one of the VIP judges, as inspector Davitt back then. I've got it somewhere. Yep. There's a smell of it.
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That's Is that drip a dab?
[02:35:09] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. No. That's a tear. Oh, black dab. No. It was a good time. It was a good time, you know, the first couple of years, especially. And I think they might I think they fell off too.
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It's a very specific period in history. I don't know if we can locate any of the videos that you might have shown up in. Some of them get removed from YouTube. I don't know if they'll be reuploaded anywhere else.
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Yeah. A lot of that got taken down because this is this is also back in the wild days of YouTube. And you can go on to YouTube and find videos of, like, people doing, like, pours of dabs, and it'd be like, oh, here's a 10 pound pour and things like that. And you could find all kinds of videos like that, and they're all gone. They scrubbed them all. I remember, the second 7 10 cup, there was a fair a famous, stoner, YouTuber type guy, and we made some cookies. And he made a big old video about it. They called him red beard. And, he made a big old video about it. He's like, out of everything there, because I didn't have a booth that year, and I was just walking around being a judge, and I just had cookies that I brought, and I just shared them with people. He's like, fucking these guys gave me this cookie and it's the best fucking thing at the whole thing. Like, you know, his cookie fucked me up. Like, it's like he wasn't even part of the competition.
You fucking just gave me this cookie. Anyway, they were really good cookies too. They quit making them, but it was, they had a key lime and, like, a lemon meringue type. And for whatever reason, those cookies actually tasted better with cannabis in it. Like, if it didn't have cannabis in it, they weren't particularly too. Yeah. And so I understood why they quit selling them. They quit selling that mix because it wasn't that tasty. But for some reason, whatever was in it set off with cannabis is just perfect. And it was like that key lime cookie was just delicious with some canada butter in it.
Yeah. I'm from Minnesota.
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We're all from Minnesota.
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Yeah.
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Except for me. Except for Jim. Again, it's for me.
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You can be an honorary Minnesotan.
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Oh, sure.
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Yeah. You just gotta draw your vowels out, sir.
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And as long as you don't say, you're cool with me.
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I would say burning. Cold shoulder over there in Minnesota Nice?
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No. You won't. Yeah. You betcha.
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Yeah. You betcha. That impassion, that aggressiveness, killing you with kindness. Hey, neighbor.
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Have a cookie.
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You like cookies? Extra butter. That's what I'm saying, freaking not. Don't smoke don't smoke and ruin your tolerance. It's a bad time. Like I said, it was a great couple days, but it made it was a miserable month afterwards. Man. And I had to eat a freaking big old thing, a really shitty red beans and rice just to fucking settle myself down after I blacked out when I ended up 55. I was like, alright. I gotta get something in my stomach. Holy shit. Woah. That's too many. No. I probably fully did, like, over an ounce of fucking dabs for sure in 5 and a half ounces in 5 and a half hours. I definitely did over an ounce. Like, I was like, jeez.
I wrecked myself. I don't know if point
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where you just can't.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I probably fall asleep.
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I was young. You know?
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Younger. Friends, we made a gravity bong out of a 5 gallon water bottle and filled that thing up with smoke and then hit off of it. You know? Oh my gosh. It was we put a lot of dabs in there.
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It was Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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I never done with by by the time I was, dabs came around, I was pretty much done with the gravity bomb. You know, that was from when I was really, you you know, way younger. Yeah.
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We're just, like, looking for new ways to to do it. So yeah. It was pretty bad. Got a huge hole. Huge, titanium nail.
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China's heating up the space race with the US. I think the US has gone to SpaceX and Blue Origin Is the Chinese moon mission? Is that a government thing? Do we know what the Chinese are doing?
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Don't care. Well, SpaceX has launches through like, they get, like, contracts through the countries. Like, so they have launches in China, in Korea, different places. Is there one I wanna say there was one in the in the Middle East too, but I can't remember.
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There's the theory that I had that these rocket launches, they're going up and they're going down. Are they launching down into the ocean because there's depths unreached and they wanna see how deep they can go into the ocean.
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That's a that's a good theory. I can't be. That's a good theory. Can't say is can't say is, you know, because, obviously, they aren't going to space. So and a 100%, they all are just firing out into the ocean. So
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makes it makes better sense than most theories I've heard. That's a fact. They'll recover some of the stuff, but if there's, like, a payload or something that's going deep into the ocean to see just how deep it is, then if they're mapping the ocean floor, that would make more sense to me.
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Now I have to wonder then, is there any correlation between large ocean mammal, die offs and rocket launches?
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A new thing to track.
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Yeah.
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It wasn't Godzilla emerging from the waters. It was just routine testing. Fucking bomb. Bomb and bomb in the ocean floor. Killing the coral.
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Maybe that's where the real glass ceiling is. In the aquarium the aquarium of life.
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Free Willy.
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We hear the house guests. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of hullabub hullabaloo going on in the in the other room.
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A serious podcast going on here. A serious
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podcast. I'm trying to talk about the ocean.
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Etcetera. Shush. Shush. It's space and stuff.
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Jeez.
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Trying to go through the important cultural developments, the past. I don't know how long it's been. Since winter, or we've had a an evening to go through all the news articles we've been looking at. Tracking the development.
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It's only been 2 days since winter if you're here.
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That's funny.
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I don't know why you would switch to a methane rocket. Well, outside of it doesn't have a whole lot of byproduct. It's real easy clean burning fuel. Like methane, I think, it's so it's only got, what, maybe one hot one carbon.
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I think the methane rockets go off on the 6th May after all of the Mexican celebrations.
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China.
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May thing.
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May thing. Your cat wants more cats. No.
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She's she is wants to be the only one.
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There's the mystery of the headless goats in the Chattahoochee. Do we have an update on that story anywhere?
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Oh. I I thought we'd figured that out.
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Are there updates?
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Well, is there still a Chattahoochee?
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Did they completely drain it? Well, it's way down yonder.
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Is that where all the rockets go?
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Down the church. I never knew how much those muddy waters meant to me. Teller
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were gone. Until a Doja cat was swimming in them. Yeah. Writhing in them.
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Yeah. Those are the bigfoot.
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It's really it's offensive because that's where I learned how to swim and where I learned who I was. A little bit of A lot about living?
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A little bit of love.
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Yeah. That was definitely bad. That was probably a low point for the show.
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Yeah. We apologize. Where's Doc Brooks when you need him?
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He's alive in and out.
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He's in Las Vegas figuring out where to hide dead bodies.
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Well, he's in the wrong spot. Yeah. He's obviously not in the Chattahoochee anymore. Yeah.
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Go ahead.
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Poor goats. Washing up on the shore.
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Are you sure it's not just like a goat Highlander fight that's going on down there? And, like, these poor guys are just like, I don't know what keeps happening, and these fucking goats keep showing up headless. I what else you gonna do with them? Chuck them in the river.
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There's probably somebody selling goat skulls on Etsy.
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This animal sacrifice is a product that's mainly Harvard.
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Sculpture sculptures.
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The animal sacrifice protected by the US Supreme Court in New York City of Appeals, highest court in the state. Although the manner of discarding of remains, however, may be chargeable under health codes, a district attorney spokeswoman said of the Middle Island incident in particular. So if they're dumping them off of bridges and they're going downstream and they're showing up somewhere
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else. In New York, they're showing up. They're dumping them down in Georgia or Alabama or whatever the fuck, and there's no
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Long Island.
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So that so that river flows north?
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Yeah. Once you go past the what?
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That doesn't make They found the captive scared goats in Melville and Farmingdale. It's in New York state.
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Because there's, like waiting for that goat to float too.
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Just trying.
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Looks like goat skulls are going for about 80 to a $100 on Etsy.
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Well, there's a new stream of income for you.
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Yeah.
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If no. The Chatty Hochi flows south.
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Yeah. That's weird.
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That's the mystery of the origin of the decapitated goats and chickens. So any decapitated animal and chickens? Right. So so any decapitated animal is made into a very big deal as people are photographing and videoing. Right.
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To everybody. End up skinless and with no blood. That's where that's the way they do it where I'm from. Like, a cow ends up out in a field somewhere with all its blood gone and no skin. Oh, those alien ones. Oh, actually, that shit happens in South Dakota, like, every year at least a couple times. It's a fucking freaky fucking shit.
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Those high school kids are bored.
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It's and it's always bloodless, and, I think sometimes the organs are missing and its skin's missing.
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Mhmm. That's a there's a spot out here where there's a lot of animal it's an animal body dump
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on a back road. When they say it's aliens, they get it's all about that that that makes huge things in the alien thing. Like, they even come out to South Dakota to talk to people about that. Yeah. They think it's aliens that are abducting these cows because all their all their blood's gone. Like, it, like, sucked out of them. Like, there's not a bloody mess. There's just a a skinless corpse with no blood.
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Well, you could probably drain the blood and then wash it clean.
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Right. Right. But who who would do that? Small enough to do that in South Dakota.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Besides Balderson, he doesn't even live there anymore.
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Yeah. And I would not do such a thing.
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Yeah.
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The greatest sacrifice of all, we can reveal Christian lives matter.
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All lives matter, Marcus.
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Yeah. Lives matter. Live streams matter.
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Lives change matter.
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For Orthodox Easter, get yourself a Christian lives matter shirt. It's a good idea. Put it in an Orthodox Easter basket.
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Only in an Orthodoxy Easter basket, though. If it's not Orthodox, you're fucked. Yeah.
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They'll think you're one of
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them. The cattle mutilation story is interesting. I don't know if there's been any new developments on that front.
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So that's the this is what they this is what they always classify that into is they put it just into the cattle, mutilation. And theories range from satanic cults to UFOs. I'm gonna go ahead. They don't even really talk about it on the news anymore. So you could
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Were you in South Dakota at the time and Oh, yeah. Some cattle mutilations that happened in your?
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Yeah. They were usually out on the res. Okay. So that was, that was an interesting thing. A lot of times, they were out in the reservations for some reason.
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Because it's a small community separated from the larger nation. So maybe they they wouldn't allow
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television reporters onto the
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end. Yeah. Out on the res, they don't, they're not, especially back in the eighties nineties and shit because, so Bill Janklow, or no. Not Bill Janklow. Was it Mickelson or j yeah. Janklow. No. It's Bill Janklow. Bill Janklow, when he was a young man before he was the governor, he still had a bunch of must had a bunch of friends or something. And, it was never proven or whatever. They dropped the case, but it was highly suspected that he, raped and, killed a little native girl and and ditched her body. And there was a kind of a rash of that during the time. So this is when the big uprising happened, with the natives in South Dakota, and this is where the shootout with the FBI that, like, Clyde Bellicourt, that guy got drunk with and whatnot.
And then, what's his name? They always making the songs about him, that's still in prison. Paltier? Paltier. This was all because of that because that had them all in an uprising. Well, they dropped the case against Janklow and all that. So there was a they ended up calling out having to call out the National Guard to try and put that down and everything. So there was a number of years you did not go out into any of those. In South Dakota, they divided up into, East River and West River, and you didn't go out to the West River red reses. East River was more mellow, but West River out by the Black Hills, and it's still that way.
If you look it up, every time they do a national emergency thing when they redo it, Rosebud and Pine Ridge get put on the national emergency for, living conditions are just atrocious. I mean, just one of the craziest things you've ever seen, and they fight against the government crazy. My cousin, she was, so I have a cousin, and she's, part black and part, Lakota. And, she went to, Rosebud to teach because she became a she's got a master's degree in teaching. And, she went to Rosebud to teach and that they didn't want the kids to learn that kind of thing. She got her she got harassed real bad. She only lasted, like, 2 years out on the out on the res. And she had originally went there because she wanted to connect with that part of her culture or whatever.
But they they don't want nothing to do with it. There's parts there where if you're white, don't go there. You know, you're probably gonna get shot at. Bill Janko is a real piece of shit. You know? He also killed a biker while he was drunk, and, they put him in he got a month in jail for it, and they cleared out the entire and there's 3 cell blocks in Sioux Falls, which is the biggest city in, Sioux Falls. So the main jail there has 3 cell blocks. They cleared out an entire cell block and stuffed everybody else in these, like, little, plastic things. They call them boats and made him sleep in the other cell block so he could have one whole cell block to himself, and he had his computer and his staff and all that shit. Real piece of shit.
Yeah. Yeah. Well and he got his lawyer's license back even too. Fucking, in the whole nine, the dude's just a complete dirt ball. But, like I said, he killed that native girl, so there was a number of years there. And they and even to this day, no. They have no appreciation for government type things or reporters or any of that kind of thing. And then on those years,
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he governed South Dakota?
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Yeah. He was governor. And and, dude, if you ever go through the, South Dakota laws in the criminal section of the laws, he rewrote so many criminal laws. It's not even funny, and I made it. He made the state, like, very dictatorial. And then also was a complete criminal himself. Like, you know, getting drunk and fucking killing people and killing little native girls and raping them and shit like that. That's all cool. But if you get caught with pot, fucking, you're gonna get 10 fucking years in prison. Like, the fuck? And took away, like, all kinds of rights for inmates and shit. Bob, that's enough, dude.
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You're out at, Bob. You're out. I get a new CEO. I think I think Iger's back in.
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But, yeah, that's where a lot of these, cattle mutilations happens out in the resins out there. And so a lot of them don't get reported. It certainly don't make national news, but some of them do. And it's made history channel and everything else because they find them bloodless, skinless, sometimes without organs in them. But the carcass is clean. You know, like you said, they would have had to maybe slaughtered it and washed it.
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Did anyone pause the possibility that these cattle mutilations could be military training exercises?
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No. I've never heard that one. It seems to be always UFO's are satanic.
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I've always had a theory that, it was, they were well, bovines are very similar to human beings in a lot of ways, and they test stuff on cows, like Yeah. Genetic stuff, medicines. And my theory was that, you know, some sort of extra civilization, maybe not civilization, you know, some deep underground base where they do experiments and stuff. Some, like, you know, CIA type situation. I don't wanna say CIA because it's not CIA, but, you know, who knows what it is. Maybe they are the CIA or another agency.
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Or or the ACO
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or the CBD,
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whatever. An acronym.
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Like, maybe they do have some technology, flying machine technology that they can get in, like silent helicopters or something. And maybe they are running experiments on you know, they get some farmer that's got a bunch of cows. They go out there, tag the cow in some way that that nobody else is gonna know they that it's been tagged, then they inject it with some sort of, disease or some sort of, like mutating thing. Then they come back and they find the cow later. They see what has gone on with their experiment. Then they slaughter the cow, and they cut the parts out of the cow that they were experimenting on. The cow's dead. They don't have to keep the cows in their facility.
They don't have to feed the cows. Right. They don't have to, like, take care of them down in their dump, but they've got something to do experiments on. Understand. Mhmm. Farmers are gonna think that the aliens are coming down and probing cows. But it's actually just you know, they're doing experiments.
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Hear me out. Remember when Gateway used to have the cow box logo? Yeah. That's from South Dakota. Yeah. Yeah. And, like, Bill Gates and Windows and, like, that all that he bought didn't he buy gateway or something? Like, they merged at some point speaking. I I don't know. They closed
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me. I they were it was a big deal, but they when I was a when I was a young adult, Gateway was a big deal when I was, like, 20. But I also remember that their computers really sucked. Like, they were not good. I think their printers maybe were supposed to be pre fucking, you guys. Their printers maybe were supposed to be pretty good, but their their computers really suck. They were made in, Sioux Falls. Yeah. And and then that plant shut down. I don't know why, or I don't know if they merged or just got bought out or just closed up because their stuff sucked.
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It just makes me think because their logo somehow that's related.
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Which is interesting. Again, that whole cow is disappearing regularly. That's the south that's, where I'm from. And and, like, what's her name was saying, New Mexico and whatnot, these really desolate areas that seems to be the areas that these kind of things are happening quite a bit. Like I said, it's just a known thing where I'm from. We don't even really talk about it. Kinda like the way they say that, down in Mexico City, supposedly UFOs are so common. They don't even talk about it in the news that, like, literally every day around the pyramids that you you could see UFOs.
Fucking hate you guys. Stop. Yeah. Gateway sucked. They were.
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Wasn't nobody was like, dude, you're getting a gateway. They're like, I'm sorry. My condolences. It's a gateway. Gateway.
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They did not make a good product, and I would have liked to have supported them because it was a South Dakota companies, but, they were just really bad. The only, big company I can think of that made it nationally out of South Dakota is, super 8 is from south is from, Aberdeen, South Dakota. Mhmm. That one I was Tom Bodette. No. That's, motel 6. Oh.
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Yeah. No. He's going on 4 years.
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Yeah. They're number 1. You know? I thought it's super 8 is, out of, Aberdeen, South Dakota. His name was, Ron Rivett was the guy who started, super 8. He used to have a Learjet, and the Aberdeen airport had an extension that was basically for him. And that was the only jet we'd ever seen, you know, because the airport was so small. It just had, like, puddle jumpers and whatnot. But his jet would I mean, that thing was crazy. It basically took off almost straight up. You're like, woah.
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Nice.
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Yeah. Then as a kid, being from a real small area like that, Aberdeen, when I was a kid, only had 22,000 people or 24,000, and that's the 3rd biggest, city in the state. And up in that northeast corner, there's just no population at all. So I said, nobody else had any money, and then you had Ron Rivett who, super aided, went national. And, so he is loaded as shit at a jet. I wouldn't I would say super 8 slightly nicer than motel 6.
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Oh, yeah. Motel 6 is like I don't know. When you check-in, it's like a prison. I'm like, what is this?
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I stay I stay at them a lot because I go with dogs, and they don't question you. And, also, if if any motel in town is gonna let you smoke, it's definitely motel 6.
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Like Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's why the GEA always says.
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Yeah. Yeah. But I don't, I don't like I don't like smoking cigarettes in my room, but, definitely, I wanna dab in my room. And if you're in a nonsmoking room, that don't fly.
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Yeah.
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Looking for some commercials. Gateway commercials.
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Light commercials?
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Gateway Commercials. No.
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Yeah. That was a crappy, crappy. I I I worked down by the, where the gateway was. I worked at Sheehan Mack, The Mack and Volvo equipment dealership there in Sioux Falls, and it was just down the road because in Sioux Falls, all the industrial stuff's right there along the the reason Sioux Falls is such a giant city is because there's 2 major interstates that cross right there. 1 going east west and one going south. And, all the industry is right there where the those two inter states crisscross. Down there, it's all industrial type stuff, and that's where gateway was. And that's where the equipment and Big Mac Truck Dealership was and whatnot. That's where I worked back then.
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I feel like they had a lot of, they were in a lot of schools, like, because they were cheaper, probably. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. In South Dakota, all the schools had them. You know? And they were very Yeah. South Dakota company. And, yeah, they were cheap and yeah. Stupid shady computers.
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I think that's where we got our first one was a gateway probably because we got it free from the school when they, like, upgraded it or whatever.
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I see.
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You ever, check the mirrors in the hotel rooms to see if they're one way glass? Oh.
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A cheap one. How do you test for that?
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You can put your fingernail up against it, and the one way glass, you can see space in between your finger and the mirror. I think it's either you can see space or you can't see space. I was getting confused. I have to look it up. But Like, I think you'd know. Yeah. You can tell.
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It'd be like something's not right.
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Here's that commercial. We can see what they're talking about. Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot,
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You are both That video was right up the road.
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About free computers, but we haven't actually seen one. Not one with a monitor, 24 hour tech support, loads of software, and a printer. Like a gateway essential PC with an Intel Celeron processor. Call us for $31 a month. It's the PC you can believe in.
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$1100? That was a lot of money back then.
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Yeah. How was it a it's called BMR. How was it a free computer?
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You don't have to pay for it until after you get it. That's not free.
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As low as $31 a month, 48 months or $1100.
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Oh, sakes.
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That's a But it's free to try in home for 30 days?
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I guess, maybe.
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With an Intel seller on, which is already make me tell you that that was, like, the worst fucking computer ever. It's a email computer, and they'd sell them to farmers.
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2 it's somebody's saying two way mirror, there is no gap.
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Ask the salesperson the question.
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What's the difference between DVD and CD ROM? How much RAM do I really need? Oh, and can you guys install software? Okay. Thanks.
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We built a different place to buy a computer, Gateway Country, staffed with trained people who'll have a computer built just for you starting as low as 999. Gateway Country, get more out of the box. Drop by any store or call 1800 Gateway.
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Did you ever call 1800 Gateway? No. I called them one time because I had a gateway computer. And let's see. I gotta remove this one.
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Somebody that sounded like Bobby's mom answered? Oh my gosh. What seems to be the problem, young man?
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So this is when they printed out the Windows XP manual on paper. It was very thin paper, recyclable paper. But I
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Brandon Bonanza. What's up, brother?
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My issue was with, I think I was replacing a hard drive, And the way that they had designed the motherboard, the cable was very tight against it, so they had assembled it in such a way that you really couldn't get your fingers in there to reattach a cable. And, basically, I called them to ask about that. It wasn't a software question. They were they were mostly trained for software questions because people would ask, like, well, how do I connect to the Internet? Or why isn't my printer working? My question was, this, this cable, I need to detach it to reattach it later, but I can't get in there.
So should I just pull it harder, or will I break it? Like, is it attached to the board? And they were struggling to answer this question. I didn't I didn't know if they would suggest using pliers to grip it or not. But it was such a basic hardware question that had them stumped for about an hour. Like, what do we do? What do we do? We only know about software. We don't know about hardware. They didn't really want you to open up the box. Yeah. Don't open the box. Yeah. Don't take your battery out. It's a it's a black and white box. It's a mystery box. Don't look at what's inside of it. And usually what was inside of it was the lowest cost components.
So the most important part of it probably is the the power supply unit, the PSU. That's powering everything. And if they had the least expensive power supply, that's kind of the weakest link in the thing. Those things would blow out quite frequently. And they're using Celeron processors, which were the budget processors, and they had the $1,000 price tag. So it was, like, 999. That's about the most a person's willing to spend on a computer psychologically, but it was always the lowest cost components, and they were selling it as a service because there was a huge gap between farmers in the Midwest who needed to get online to check email.
Yeah. And if they could sell them a gateway country store in cow friendliness, then those people wouldn't question the components of the computer. They just needed something to get online with.
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But I sent you an invite on Telegram if you want there, Brandon.
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The cattle mutilation thing in South Dakota with the farmers, that makes a lot of sense that they would need the control group element of farm grazed free roaming cattle.
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Yeah.
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And now if they were doing black ops sort of stealthy military option missions with sorties, They're, like, dressed as ninjas, and they have silent aircraft that they could test. They could drop someone in and pull them out and go completely unnoticed. You've trained maybe marines or whoever's doing the mission to get in and get out, infiltrate, exfiltrate silently.
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And they wash them, and they don't want any evidence of them
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on them. You know? Right. No foul or around that. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. Oh, yeah.
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Okay. Uh-huh.
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Also around that time, they had, like, the first toys that had, like, kinda like Bluetooth, like, end to end commute I don't know what you call it, but they could communicate with each other like Furbies, and then there was, like, a Star Wars 1, I guess. But that was kind of, like, the building blocks for, like, what we have for Bluetooth now, which now we know, like, they can kinda, like, biometrically track how you are with Wi Fi and everything. So it's kinda weird.
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Well, they have patents for a lot of stuff. Would get the bodies back, though. Why not just take the cow and keep it? You know what I mean?
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Like, what gonna do with it? It's gonna rot down in their spot. They'd have to bury it. There's no you know? What are they gonna do with it? They're not gonna gonna do with the methane?
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Throw it in Mississippi.
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Yeah. I mean, do you think they're just almost fucking with people at that point point? You know? Like, yeah. We're just gonna put this cow back.
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Yeah. Yeah. Man, skinless I mean, I wouldn't doubt it.
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Well, okay. So now if we're getting into microchipping and location sort of GPS devices to track the stuff. Now if that cattle moves from its normal path, then it's suspicious. Yeah. But if the the rancher can still count the cattle at the end of the day to see, well, this cattle died, then they could remove it from their, book from their account keeping. It could be insured.
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If a kettle disappears, I mean, could you do you still get paid if you if it's insured? Do you have to report it stolen? Yeah. Or missing. Body there a lot of times to claim. That's a good question. Insurance stuff.
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That's a good question. I've never tried to get insurance or anything like that. You know, we didn't we didn't raise cattle when I was a kid, but cattle are very expensive. Like, cattle wrestling's a huge charge. That's a federal charge. Oh, no worries, brother. No worries. We're glad to see you, though. They, it's it's a federal offense to to cattle wrestle and go steal in a cow. So that's it's a real huge deal, and, you know, they're fucking expensive.
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Yeah. The insurance company here, Lloyd's of Walla Walla, has one of the oldest businesses. Like, they had a bank that's been here since the 18 nineties and Lloyd's Insurance, Lloyd's of Walla Walla. So I'm pretty sure that they I mean, farm equipment, farm stock.
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Equipment for sure. It's super spendy. I don't have to ask my grandma. They used to have cows.
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Yeah. Equipment's gotten outrageous even when I was young. I remember when I was young, it's like that's when, some of these tracked, combines and tractors started appearing, and Steiger was the first one that really had that. And I don't know that, yeah. Definitely, let's chat soon, brother. Steiger was the first one that, really had the big tracked tractors. And, those things were close to $1,000,000 back in the nineties. It's like, fuck.
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Right. And that's kinda how they get the debt slave thing go too because, I mean, that's one reason, like, my grandpa would never be, like, big. He was, like, I just wanna be a small, like, and make enough.
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You know? Well, and if you're smart and small, you can hold it together. You know? Like, we had, they got one of the farms down the road from us. Their names their names is the Henkelmans. And it was hilarious because, I'm the Henkelmans. And it was hilarious because, everybody's name, the kid that was in in my class in school, his name was Delbert, and the dad was Gilbert, and everything was Bert something Bert. And then later on that fucking Dilbert fucking comic strip came out. I was like, is that based on these guys? Yeah. Yeah. But, they had an old silver cedar and some super old equipment, but they were always smart, and they had, their their grain bins were always fully full, and they would only take out what they needed to to to make space.
And they would wait till the price on their stuff for a very long time, and wait till the prices are right where most people as soon as harvest hits, their their hawkish shit as quick as possible to try and get some money because they've been waiting for so long to get some. The same thing in the cannabis community out here. Like, if you're here right when harvest happens, you see the cheapest, craziest, nicest pounds get sold for nothing. And then as soon as they have a few bucks in their pocket and they're feeling better, then prices go up. But, right out the gate, most of them dudes, they've been broke for a long time, and they're they're they're ready to hawk things. So, the Henkelmans, they didn't. They kept their grain. They had a ton of grain set aside. They had money.
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Farmers underwater?
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What are you gonna do? That might be a Steiger right there. That Steiger was in a green like that. It's a panther.
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Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. They went in through a flooded area.
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Yeah. That's a that's a $1,000,000 tractor. Scary. Yeah. And anymore, you don't even have to be in the there might might there there might not even be anybody in that fucking tractor. Is anymore are they just GPS that, you know, the the pattern? They they program in the pattern and off a GPS, the tractor goes out, goes out in the field, does its fucking pattern, comes back. Looks like there's 2 of them.
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Maybe they are running a pattern. They forgot to turn it off when it flooded. Yeah.
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There was a pattern in the sky, some flight patterns. Highly suspicious. Saw that image posted on social media making the rounds. An airplane with aerosols flying. Oh,
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Yeah. I did an experiment tonight with white vinegar. Put it on a on a fire outside because the sky was all cloudy and, chemtrailer perhaps. And, I've heard that possibly the white vinegar when you boil it, the steam coming off will, break up, clouds from chemtrails. But we did not see any chemtrails disappearing. Yeah. That didn't clear up, unfortunately.
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I have to try it again. But I I I wanted to hear from somebody that I trusted that that that wasn't, like, easily bought into shit. The whole concept never really made much sense to me, to be honest. I'm like, how the fuck can doing, like, one small pot of white vinegar clear something, you know, a 1000 feet or whatever above you. Like, it would have it would disperse so badly before it ever got there. I don't even know how it would affect it.
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Yeah. I I heard maybe it would be a chain reaction, which it is would be maybe possible. I don't know. I'll have to try it again. Maybe
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Yeah. You put like, you put your fire out with the vinegar?
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Yeah. We had a bonfire that was heating a, a big pot. I had a big pot with, like, a quarter gallon of, vinegar in it boiling. And then that boiled off, and then I added some some more and some water, like, a half gallon more and some water. And, yeah, no change. It wasn't super scientific.
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Well, certainly, we're testing again, but, you know, easy enough thing to test. And, honestly, it's one of those things that, I've seen bandied around in the community quite a bit, and it just never made sense.
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I was looking for videos of it, and I couldn't I can only found one video of it, and, it was really hard to tell if it was actually happening. They were like, look, there's a break in the clouds. It was because of the the vinegar. And I don't even think they were they were really boiling it. They added in a little tabletop, like a steam maker, like an atomizer, like a Vicks Vapor Rub. Oh, okay. The moisturizer.
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A hue yeah. Humidifiers. Humidifier. Yeah. Yeah.
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K. Humidor. Cuban cigars. Yes. It's Cinco de Mayo?
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Is that is that Japanimation Padme?
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Japan celebrates Star Wars and Senko de Mayo.
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Great.
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It's May 4th be with you.
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Well, that's come and gone now here anyway.
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Jim still has It's Cinco de Mayo.
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Ben still has time.
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Yeah. Me and Jim are still at, we're still at only at 10:30.
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Yeah.
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It's a very, very critical time, the transition from free comic book day.
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To free taco day? To free taco.
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Morning.
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It's the best weekend of the year. The breakfast.
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Yeah. And we're speaking of the vinegar thing. Have you tried to break clouds with your mind?
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Yes.
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Mhmm. Yeah. It it works a lot better than vinegar.
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Yeah.
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It's
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faster, more reliable.
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It's a lot more fun too. Vinegar's pretty smelly.
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I I I would like to see, Wilhelm Reich's actual cloud buster and see what that what exactly was in that.
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What if you drink pickle juice while you cloud bust with your mind? Does that make
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That's a good point.
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Yeah. That's vinegar with pickle flavor.
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With pickle flavor?
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Thank you. A little dill.
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The Phyllis Diller. Phyllis Diller.
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Yeah. Love this lady.
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Oh, Thomas Diller.
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Oh, Phyllis Diller.
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That was always a funny one.
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Sish is, holding up 5 fingers signifying Cinco de Mayo.
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I thought you were gonna say something about discounts at corporations.
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That was a crazy lady.
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Did she hang out with, oh, what? Vincent Price a lot? I feel like that's a good combo.
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Gosh. The Vincent Price.
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Did she hang out with Dom Dela Louise quite a bit? Oh. Seems like
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Maybe so. Tom Billowise is pretty cool.
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He voices in one of my favorite animated film. Then all dogs go to heaven.
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All dogs go to heaven too?
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Mhmm. But maybe not the Christmas special.
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Every series had to have a Christmas version.
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There should be, like, in the new age that we're in, there should be, like, a different kind of special that everything has to have. Not Halloween because that's overdone. Like, a flag day special.
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Flag day.
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There's one group of people that keep updating their flags.
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Are they Star Wars fans? I think so. Do the Star Wars fans have a flag?
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Everybody has a flag, Jim.
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The freak flag. Are you letting it fly?
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Like Phyllis Diller is. I drag mine across the ground.
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Dragged across concrete. Mel Gibson, Passion of the Christ 2. I don't have any updates on the movie. Don't wanna spoil it for you guys.
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Passion of the Christ 2, Jesus Strikes Back.
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For a 1000 year reign, The great millennium. Is that a 1000000 years?
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Yeah. 1000 years is a millennium. What? No.
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Millennium, is it a million?
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It's 2,000.
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All I know is that the Backstreet Boys album.
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It's fun to go to thrift stores and do a survey of their CD section to see what is the most available CDs and what you never see in thrift stores. Like Backstreet Boys show up fairly common. Yeah. But most of them are busted, scratched up or incomplete. Scratch. Yeah.
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Well, anymore with those type of things, you can just buy fucking, you can go on different web sites and buy whole palettes and shit like that. You know, like, for, like, $50, you get a whole pallet of DVDs and shit. That
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is true. Amazing.
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What are we gonna do with all of these? Like, Pete Davidson said in, like, an interview that he wanted to buy, like, all the blank all the leftover blank For the CDR. Mix. Yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah. I remember that.
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He's the weird dude that supposedly is dating hot chicks or whatever.
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Yeah. That guy.
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Dude. Could be anyone under the stormtrooper armor. They don't show their faces. They just work for the
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for the emperor. They're just doing what they're told.
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Yeah. I'm just following the orders.
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Yeah. Blame them.
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They have their still suits on. You know, steal from Dune, and then don't pay any sort of respects to the property. No. Yeah. True. I'm a let do formage.
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They'll, Herbert, a dinner.
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The spiders VHS backup project. Well, first, we back up to hard drives, and then once we get our VHS farms, we could back it up. But we do need Disney Black Diamond tapes that have never been played to preserve the quality of the tape because it degrades over time.
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It's like my mind.
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The longest span goes like my mom.
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Bootleg VHS tapes passed around. It's like the copy that lives in your mind is probably the most pristine copy that exists.
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Right. Don't let gateway computers get to it, though.
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Love you guys.
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Love you too.
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Love you guys too.
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Love y'all. Proud of y'all.
Introduction and casual conversation about the day and time
Discussion about Free Comic Book Day and comic books
Conversation about Twitter engagement and social media interactions
Debate on the role of drones in warfare and the importance of boots on the ground
Reflections on the upcoming election and political landscape
Personal views on voting and political involvement
Discussion on the historical figures Black Douglas and Frederick Douglass
Exploration of voting rights for felons
Conversation about the symbolism in Star Wars helmets
Saudi woman sentenced to 11 years for social media posts advocating fitness and wellness
Discussion on women's empowerment movement and international perceptions of American culture.
Exploration of cultural exports like Coachella Music Festival and its impact.
Analysis of societal shifts towards feminine and masculine ideologies leading to potential conflicts.
Comparison of behaviors and ideologies between political spectrums and potential outcomes.
Reflection on historical patterns of societal divisions and potential consequences.
Discussion on a local political incident involving a city council member in Enid, Oklahoma.
Observation on the impact of media coverage on local events and their significance.
Recollection of past events related to cannabis legalization and festivals like the 7-10 Cup in Denver.
Discussion on cannabis competitions and experiences
Experience with cookies containing cannabis
Conversation about the space race and rocket launches
Exploration of the theory of rocket launches into the ocean
Discussion on cattle mutilation and possible explanations
Recollection of Gateway computer commercials and experiences
Speculation on the use of cattle for military training exercises
Insight into farm equipment costs and farming strategies
Experimenting with white vinegar to affect chemtrails and clouds
Humorous discussion on breaking clouds with the mind and pickle juice
Conversation about animated films and special editions
