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Groceries, Gripers, and Young Grandpa


Tune in if you’re tired of: 
❌ Scripted outrage 
❌ “High-value male” cosplay 
❌ Debates that end in blocklists 
❌ Content that feels like a sales pitch 
This stream delivers:
✅ Authentic connection
✅ Intellectual curiosity
✅ Unapologetic humor
✅ A community that thinks and feels 

Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIB97YEPFLM


In this freewheeling Part 2 of our Tuesday stream, we jump straight in—no intro—recapping a fiery week in panel debates and then spiraling joyfully through economics, culture, and comedy. From a provocative thought experiment on ending SNAP and its impact on grocery prices, to corporate pricing, government inefficiency, Medicaid/insurance horror stories, and the strange incentives of EBT black markets, we dig into how policy meets real life. We also get candid about food deserts, seed oils, kidney stones, and why eating actual protein matters more than endless snacking. 

Listeners jump on mic to talk biodigital convergence, Neuralink, digital ID, precious metals (platinum shout-out), and the oddities of Vegas/Atlantic City. Pop culture detours abound: Spaceballs, SNL’s glory days, Mad TV, Saw vs. suspense, Tron 3, Jared Leto cult vibes, and the everlasting brilliance of Wayne’s World. We celebrate grandparent wisdom, childhood responsibility, and the difference between being a protector vs. a tyrant. The Halloween party vibes stay strong—costumes, cats, mead, meaty debates, and a very happy pre-birthday for Balderson. It’s open-panel chaos in the best way: funny, frank, sometimes spicy, always real.

(00:00:00) Cold open: Part two kickoff and SNAP debate setup

(00:01:09) SNAP, prices, and corporate greed: will cuts lower groceries?

(00:06:21) Safety net vs. social order: Medicaid, EBT rules, and tradeoffs

(00:09:55) EBT black market tales and what you can buy with SNAP

(00:11:19) Food deserts, pricing, and produce in poor vs. wealthy areas

(00:16:11) Costumes, panel chaos, and a Halloween prize challenge

(00:21:01) Plastic surgery riffs and pop culture tangents

(00:24:20) Reservation life, rims, and copper scrapping stories

(00:27:19) Soda comebacks, whippets jokes, Bitcoin banter

(00:30:00) Auctioning a "high value" panelist and rapture jokes

(00:36:53) Ketchup vs. ranch: condiments, mead season, and party vibes

(00:41:21) Quinceañeras, epic family parties, and Flattoberfest cleanup

(00:45:01) Mead, hooch, mugwort dreams, and herbal smokes

(00:48:45) Ortho bros, managed panels, and debate drama recap

(00:54:10) Filibusters, tantrums, and the open panel philosophy

(00:58:44) Mugwort timelines, dream space, and ponchos

(01:03:19) Wizard ponchos, goats, and the Trinity of shampoo

(01:08:12) Blasphemy bit, debate booking, and Piers Morgan jokes

(01:12:16) Passio doc teaser and Philly trip jokes

(01:18:03) Precious metals talk: platinum, gold, and Nevada mining

(01:21:52) Fish, lozenges, and accents: panel introductions continue

(01:25:54) Biodigital convergence, Neuralink, and digital ID worries

(01:28:19) Live stream reveal, birthdays, and grandparent wisdom

(01:34:04) Helicopter parenting, early jobs, and vaccine injury stories

(01:38:00) Food, seed oils, kidney stones, and sodium talk

(01:41:45) Make America healthy again: protein, hydration, and fish

(01:45:40) Oxy stories, withdrawal misery, and Laura Loomer riffs

(01:49:49) EBT, prices, and looting threats—who pays at the end?

(01:53:39) OnlyFans, plastic surgery, and Jacinda memes

(01:57:03) Mask twins, panel memes, and beard power

(02:00:52) Groyper talk: Fuentes, youth politics, and replacements

(02:04:02) Farm accidents, pig barns, and wood chipper dangers

(02:08:03) One story, many myths: religion, men, and modern dating

(02:12:38) Homes, moms, and "shit tests": roles and respect

(02:16:58) OnlyFans millionaires, souls, gravity, and Janice jokes

(02:21:02) From Winona to heroin chic: beauty trends and diet

(02:25:01) Sketch comedy then and now: SNL, Mad TV, and offense

(02:31:41) Comedy’s niche era: podcasts, Legion of Skanks, and shocks

(02:34:20) Why big-screen comedies died and DVD economics

(02:37:11) Tron 3, Jared Leto, and industry plants

(02:40:00) Christian rock tour: DC Talk, Skillet, and labels

(02:45:10) Awards to self, industry business, and Jewish jokes

(02:49:04) Newsboys as a brand and church music licensing

(02:53:38) Makeup memes, downed debates, and Odinist vs. ortho bros

(02:56:58) Ragnarök, Baldr, and parallels to Christian narratives

(03:02:01) One myth, many fragments: rapture trumpets and the deaf

(03:05:19) Astrology bits, Harambe sign, and Ortho bros exit

(03:10:03) Nutritional yeast, popcorn, and Benjamin Franklin slander

(03:13:44) War rumors, bunkers, and Argentina memes

(03:16:01) Cleft chins, no-shave November, and social reach woes

(03:17:26) Wrap-up: thanks, future debates, and goodnight

- Steve

- allen marcus

- Benjamin Balderson

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[00:00:00] Unknown:

That's interesting. It has now it gives you a thing, and it says,   if you wanna put an intro in there.  

[00:00:06] Unknown:

Yeah. We don't have a intro. We're just   jumping right into it since this is part two   of the Tuesday, October 28   stream of delivering dog faced dudes.   What number was that? I'm trying to remember the numbers.  

[00:00:22] Unknown:

59.  

[00:00:23] Unknown:

59.   Yeah. I wasn't 69. If it was 69, I would have remembered that.  

[00:00:32] Unknown:

We're trying to get a debate going over at Sarah's,   Taylor, with,   the concept being,   that snap.   If if they deep if they don't fund snap and it gets and there is no snap next month,   that this will actually drop grocery prices for people that actually pay for food out of pocket.  

[00:00:53] Unknown:

And,   because there'll be there'll be less demand?   Yes.   I mean, that makes sense economically.   Yeah. I don't know that I think that we'll see it. It in theory, it makes sense. It works. And in practice, I for some reason, I don't feel like it will.  

[00:01:10] Unknown:

Well, there's there's certainly a lot of corporate greed recently, and and we just talked about that before you got on where, like, you can see where,   during in between now 2020 and now,   there was   severe prices in fuel, which obviously created,   extreme transport,   costs.   And so a bunch of price hikes because of that. But then when fuel went down, you're not seeing the price drops on the items like that. They're just taking the extra money and just keeping it. So, I mean, that definitely gives credence to what you're saying.   But when you look at, the how very large the population is on Snap and the fact that   SNAP recipients   on average spend $500   or more   5 hundreds more $500 more on groceries a month than somebody paying out of pocket.  

This is obviously,   creates a very high demand.   And then also anytime you're working with the government,   because the government is so wasteful,   you end up you end up paying way more or or there there's more money exchanged. Yeah. Like, you look at, OPA There's about yeah. It's about I think it's 30%, if I remember, inefficiency  

[00:02:24] Unknown:

just through redistribution.  

[00:02:26] Unknown:

Yep.   So if you take this out of the middle,   they're gonna lose sales because   snap beneficiaries,   they buy all the junk because they have they have the free money to do it. And so where the those of us paying out of pocket, maybe you don't need the fucking   the family sized fucking thing Oreos and the Dunkers and all that.  

[00:02:47] Unknown:

Well, it's I know that when I had food when we were on food stamps,   boy, we ain't good on this.   I there's a there's a lot of things I don't buy myself with my own money that I do buy myself   when I had to finish Sam's.  

[00:03:02] Unknown:

Exactly what I'm saying.   So we're looking for some,   who who we would debate would wanna debate that against us. And, obviously,   take I'd be you know, we'd be taking the more conservative side, but we're not sure what liberals   you'd be surprised. We're not don't have a lot of liberal associates. Radical  

[00:03:20] Unknown:

Coder and,   Bean's Little podcast.  

[00:03:24] Unknown:

I I Radical was my first thought on the matter too. And and and, Bean's from,  

[00:03:30] Unknown:

senior   damn it. What's this podcast? Anyways,   Bean's is the other one I'd choose.  

[00:03:36] Unknown:

No. That's the number one   food purchased on food stamps is soda.  

[00:03:40] Unknown:

Yeah. I bet you Landry would probably,   like, work for because he's, like, doing some stuff with the homeless people too, so   he might be down for that.  

[00:03:53] Unknown:

Yeah. And it's, like, over, like  

[00:03:56] Unknown:

Go ahead. That's fine.  

[00:03:58] Unknown:

I was gonna say over, like, seventy percent of people who've received snaps are also on Medicaid.  

[00:04:04] Unknown:

Yeah.   Yeah. Which once again, that's another perfect example of when government's involved.   If you're if you're going through insurance,   the same thing might cost $400   that you can walk in and cash pay cash pay for it at Walmart for $15.   And when it ran for insurance, it's hundreds of dollars.  

[00:04:22] Unknown:

Mister Beans TV  

[00:04:24] Unknown:

does Thank you, sir.  

[00:04:27] Unknown:

Thank you. Beans with a z. I had a surgery on Medicaid.  

[00:04:33] Unknown:

Go   ahead.  

[00:04:35] Unknown:

Surgery on Medicaid. Surgery on Medicaid,   yeah, for my gallbladder removal. And,   my ex's   sister-in-law   got one out after that, and they had, like, insurance through the lab.   So I guess it's both government paid for, but one of them was, like, ridiculously   expensive. And   mine was, like I I basically, like because I was on Medicaid through the hospital,   they only charged me $50.  

[00:05:03] Unknown:

When my daughter was born, it was like, the state covered everything, but   they still sent us afterwards, like, an itemized,   invoice.   It's unbelievable   how expensive. It was, like, $20 or some shit. I remember look going through the items and going, I could have got the Vicodin cost more in the hospital than I could have got it for on the street. That's crazy.  

[00:05:24] Unknown:

That that's what I'm talking about, and that's due   to dealing with the government where,   that was even a point when Obamacare first got implemented   where was that,   there was no,   negotiations   for prices.   So   now you're asking us to pull into an item that's gonna go per go purchase things   for us, but now we we don't get any say so in how much that's gonna cost. So, of course, they're just doing it at top dollar every time, and there's no bargaining whatsoever.   And this is what you always get when you're dealing with government.   You get just this wild overspending   on things.  



[00:06:05] Unknown:

It has to be, like, part of the insurance too because   based on your insurance, the deductibles from it, like, that depends on what kind of medicine you can even get. Like, they have a list   of doctors that you can get, and then those doctors have a list of medicines that you can get.  

[00:06:22] Unknown:

Yeah. The other side of that, though, is  

[00:06:25] Unknown:

Sarah,   come join us.  

[00:06:28] Unknown:

I was just gonna text her and see if she wanted the link. To a large degree   I'm sorry. Another side of the coin that that people ignore is that,   these sort of   handout programs   aren't just gifts to the poor. They're also,   protection from the affluent.   You have a whole bunch of people all of a sudden starving, and your the comfort of your suburban   lifestyle is gonna be disturbed.  

[00:06:56] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, I think about it, like, do do your,   like, fast food restaurants near your house except EBT?  

[00:07:04] Unknown:

No. I don't you can't you can't get, hot food with them, can you? Yeah. You can get hot food, which is kind of, like, very  

[00:07:10] Unknown:

inconvenient for a homeless people.   Because, you know, if they could buy, like, a roasted chicken and eat it, you know, that would be nice, But they don't have any cooking supply. I mean, they have to, like  

[00:07:21] Unknown:

Yeah. They can you you have to get it from a grocery store. Right? You can't get it, like  

[00:07:25] Unknown:

right? I don't know. No. You can't get any hot food. Like, in the Philadelphia area,   most, like, fast food restaurants   accept EBT.  

[00:07:35] Unknown:

That's crazy.  

[00:07:37] Unknown:

That is crazy.   There's no fast food by me, so I wouldn't even even know. Yeah. I have a McDonald's down there, and they don't accept EBT.  

[00:07:46] Unknown:

So it's just like state by state, though, because most of those are regulated by the state. So I'm gonna assume that a lot of that's state by state. But funny enough, where Democrats are gonna freak out, a lot of this,   regulation that came and all the changes in it came during the Clinton Clinton administration.   Like, the whole thing where you can only get,   certain benefits for   a short duration. And and if you didn't get a job in that, like,   you you were throwing off.   Some benefits you only get for a certain duration, and that's your lifetime.   That's all you get it, and all that was implemented by Clinton.  



[00:08:30] Unknown:

Do you think, drug users,   like, people don't need to eat? I mean, sometimes I think, you know, about that because I I, like,   have a sympathy for them, but, also,   I don't know.   You're talking about prescription drug users? Telling the snaps for Like, any drug users, honestly, if you, like, are using drugs, I think you need to eat. But,  

[00:08:55] Unknown:

But if you're using drugs, you have to eat. If you're using certain drugs. Not if you're using Yeah. Yeah.  

[00:09:01] Unknown:

I suppose that's correct, but   only for so long can that be.   And, I guess  

[00:09:12] Unknown:

I've seen people in Portland   I've seen guys in Portland,   get their food stamps,   money, or their card, and they go into the the Safeway, the grocery store, and buy cartons and cartons of soda. And then   walk out front, crack them all open, and pour them all down the drain because they can get 5¢ apiece for the cans.  

[00:09:33] Unknown:

Shut the fuck up. Yeah. They should be more they should be more proactive and, like, at least sell them for   half price.  

[00:09:40] Unknown:

Yeah. I mean, they want it now. You know? They'd rather, dump them all out and get a dollar 25 to buy a 40   then,  

[00:09:48] Unknown:

have Or a a blue pill? Insane. Just go just go steal some copper out of a abandoned house or something. Well, there's also, like, a whole EBT black market. Like Yeah. People like, they'll they'll just sell  

[00:10:02] Unknown:

their, like, Snap cards   for real money to people, and then that's how they get, like, their nails done, and  

[00:10:09] Unknown:

they get their hair done. I've I ran into those people at the store. They're like, hey. Okay, kid. I've got this card. I'll I'll I'll give it to you. If you give me $20, I'll give you $50 worth of, grocery money.  

[00:10:20] Unknown:

Mhmm. Like that. Do you wanna buy this Home Depot gift card?  

[00:10:24] Unknown:

Can you buy birthday cake on EBT?   Yes.  

[00:10:29] Unknown:

Yes. You can.  

[00:10:30] Unknown:

I believe everything but hot food for the most part. This just hot food, and that was that was passed, I think, during that administration.   It's  

[00:10:40] Unknown:

You could buy sushi.  

[00:10:43] Unknown:

Gross.  

[00:10:44] Unknown:

Mhmm. Sushi's good. EBT sushi.  

[00:10:48] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. They have a really good one at the Smith's over here, in Albuquerque.  

[00:10:56] Unknown:

Can you buy vegetables and stuff?  

[00:10:59] Unknown:

Yeah. And you normally get discounts on those   too.   At least that that you used to. Yeah.   It was like if you bought produce, there was an additional discount or something. That might have just been the grocery store.  

[00:11:12] Unknown:

Trying to promote people actually buying decent stuff instead of buying bags of fudge rounds and shit.  

[00:11:19] Unknown:

It was crazy because I this is in Portland. I lived in sort of the ghetto   and, like, right off of MLK.   And this store   was a Safeway and, like, everything all the food was really   low quality, and they had barely any vegetables, and they were so expensive. And there was a wealthy   part of town, like, pretty close, like, a few miles away. And I went to that Safeway, the exact same store, and all the vegetables,   all the healthy food was a lot cheaper,   and they had way more of it.   So   definitely treating people   very poorly, you know, because of where they live.  

It's   planned,   nutritional   attack  

[00:12:03] Unknown:

on those those poor people in the in the I don't know. The I don't think it's I mean, poor people want to choose to eat shit.   Right? We all choose to eat shit on our own. Nobody's forcing it on us.  

[00:12:16] Unknown:

Well, then they make hard by being a lot more expensive I mean wealthy people.  

[00:12:21] Unknown:

Yeah. I mean, it's a it's a more expensive input. Right? It it's more expensive to make real food than it is to make, like my Fruity Pebbles, I'm pretty sure, is just microplastics and sugar.  

[00:12:30] Unknown:

Yeah.   Yeah. And it doesn't cost hardly anything. It's kind of amazing. Ground up beetle wings.  

[00:12:37] Unknown:

You stop it. You stop it.  

[00:12:39] Unknown:

Yeah. And are also, like, majority of the   SNAP benefit holders, aren't they illegal immigrants?   So they probably come here, and they see all these, like   like, labeled foods that they've never had in their country,   and now they just can indulge on all of it.  

[00:12:59] Unknown:

I I don't think it's a majority, but there's definitely a percentage of them. It's it's far from a majority. I'm sure.  

[00:13:08] Unknown:

Right. I bet they've I bet they've got packaged foods in Mexico too. We could probably get that information, but they're not updating the website.  

[00:13:16] Unknown:

I think it's mostly just meats like Cali.  

[00:13:19] Unknown:

I like to go to the Asian market and buy things in the pharmaceutical   place. That's fun.   Like what? Like like snake penis and and I don't even know what they are. I can't read the labels. But peanuts.  

[00:13:33] Unknown:

I'll just try it. You know? You ever try random medicines from the Chinese market? You're a psycho.  

[00:13:40] Unknown:

No. I mean, I don't really do it, but there is a guy that does it online,   actually. So  

[00:13:45] Unknown:

That's because everything at the Chinese market's supposed to make your dick hard. Like, oh. I don't have a dick. So My rhinoceros penis make you very make you very hard. Yes. You know   river.  

[00:13:58] Unknown:

What is it? Oysters are supposed to be an aphrodisiac,   and it just tasted like snot on a seashell to me. It didn't do shit for me.  

[00:14:05] Unknown:

Oh, dude. My family, it's a family tradition. You know? We're from   we're from the frozen North. It's a family tradition to eat fucking oyster stew at Christmas and Thanksgiving.   They make special crackers for it. Yeah. They make them little them little round crackers, them little crackers.   And my family would always be like, well, if we just strain the oysters out, no. It still tastes like that snotty, nasty little bastard. It's like eating a booger, like a giant booger.   Mhmm.  

[00:14:37] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, I was like, have you seen the videos of those? How you just said, like, a tradition you have at Christmas is like the oyster stew, but those families are talking about how, like, the EBT that they collect is like a family tradition passed down.   There's, like, videos that goes to, like, my grandma   my grandma had it now. My momma had it now. Like, I'm gonna teach my grandchildren. Are you trolling us? What do you mean? Seen the there was a video, like, they're saying. They're like, yeah. EBT is like a a tradition.  

[00:15:06] Unknown:

I feel like I'm getting trolled.  

[00:15:08] Unknown:

I hear something in the background, but I don't know what it is.   Sounds like  

[00:15:13] Unknown:

Is this snoring?   Is this snoring?  

[00:15:17] Unknown:

Is this me?  

[00:15:19] Unknown:

Sounds like a snoring.  

[00:15:21] Unknown:

My dog. He's snoring over there. It's probably fapping.   He ain't got no nuts anymore. We had to get his nuts cut off because he couldn't pee or poop because his prostate swelled up.   Yikes.   Yeah. It was a bad day.  

[00:15:38] Unknown:

It is a bad day.  

[00:15:40] Unknown:

I just noticed fucking, is that Ryan?   Yeah. What's up, man? Yeah. What's up? I thought it was Hitler. This whole time, I'm like, oh, Hitler put his whoever, like, I was crap. I was hasn't connected his time devices yet to figure this out.  

[00:15:57] Unknown:

I was I was very curious. Like It took you sixteen minutes into the stream to figure out who's on your panel?  

[00:16:04] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. That that happened.   That's for me. You know what? You know what? Where I live.   All my fresh all my fresh shit from my medicinal garden came in and and and and light life's good right now.  

[00:16:25] Unknown:

Does the audio sound different in the StreamYard, Zephyr, than it does on the YouTube? It does a little bit. I hear it sounds like somebody's watching Landry's show.  

[00:16:35] Unknown:

Landry?  

[00:16:37] Unknown:

Everybody mute.  

[00:16:40] Unknown:

Oh, that was Maybe you've got a tab open somewhere.   I don't think so. Let me check. Sounds alright for me. I'm not hearing any sound bleeding through.   Did anyone wear costumes? I wasn't gonna ask. I don't know if that's a rude question. Are you are you just wearing normal clothes, or are you wearing a costume to the open panel costume panel?  

[00:16:59] Unknown:

I didn't know it was a costume panel. Oh my god. Is anybody wearing it's it's not.  

[00:17:06] Unknown:

Well, we   we do have  

[00:17:09] Unknown:

I am dressed as f Gardner.   He's a he's an author that nobody should have ever heard of. I have his my new book.   See.   This literally is what the, the covers of his book looks like,   of his books. It's it's this bad.   Stone or not. What's it what's he write about? It's it's they're like they're like little kid horror books. Mhmm. And in one of his books, the reason that he's goes around on panels and he's known is because in one of his books, there was Jews in a tunnel. And he was like, do you my tunnel, Jews, it was my prophecy, and it's fucking hilarious.  

[00:17:45] Unknown:

Some predictive programming in in his books is pretty   good. I I do have an image I wanna flash, and it is horrific,   but it is   I think it's what our our goal is. If anybody can dress in this particular way, we have promised them a prize,   and this is a very frightening image.   So look away for the for a couple seconds and then kinda just glance at it sideways, but here here's the image.   This is   this is the prize winning costume. If anyone can dress   as this costume,   they will win. Does anyone in chat?  

[00:18:20] Unknown:

Laura Loomer? Mhmm. Uh-huh. It's saw,  

[00:18:24] Unknown:

but a puppet.  

[00:18:25] Unknown:

How many beers before you do her?  

[00:18:30] Unknown:

It's a Saw puppet.  

[00:18:32] Unknown:

Zero for me.  

[00:18:33] Unknown:

Zero.   Zero.  

[00:18:36] Unknown:

My ex's initials were Saw, s a w.  

[00:18:40] Unknown:

Oh.  

[00:18:41] Unknown:

Yeah. I didn't saw that coming.  

[00:18:44] Unknown:

So I don't know if he calls himself Jiggy.   Would you get Jiggy with Laura Loomer?  

[00:18:50] Unknown:

Absolutely not.  

[00:18:51] Unknown:

Absolutely not. That chick's crazy. I'll try anything twice. Let's go. Is she Asian? Maybe,   but probably not. No. She's not Asian. She's Do you have the Asian persuasion?  

[00:19:04] Unknown:

I like Asian   ladies.  

[00:19:08] Unknown:

I thought she was a dude.  

[00:19:10] Unknown:

You're a lesbian?  

[00:19:12] Unknown:

Laura Loomer. No. I'm bisexual.  

[00:19:17] Unknown:

So you like Asians and Japanese?  

[00:19:21] Unknown:

Yeah. I I like Asians.   They are Japanese.   Okay. The other way around. The other way around. Strike that. Reverse it. Are Russians also Asian? Chocolate factory.  

[00:19:32] Unknown:

Continent.  

[00:19:33] Unknown:

Lying out.  

[00:19:34] Unknown:

Oh, you like chocolate factory action?  

[00:19:38] Unknown:

Well, we didn't say every chocolate I think so. But   I I like I like petite women, like, really feminine women. So maybe You like spinners?  

[00:19:52] Unknown:

Spinners. Spinners. I know I do.  

[00:19:56] Unknown:

Are you asking about dreidels again?   I don't think so. I don't know. So this is Laura Loomer's real face, so it's not too far from That is not a real face. That's a fucking mask. What's going on? Not a real face.  

[00:20:10] Unknown:

Why does it look like the dude from fucking,  

[00:20:13] Unknown:

that elephant face dude? It looks like it's a mask from the purge.  

[00:20:18] Unknown:

It's actually a plastic surgery, obviously.  

[00:20:23] Unknown:

Just a little orthodox bro. I mean, a a big girl and a big girl. How cute.  

[00:20:29] Unknown:

Is that what he looks like?  

[00:20:32] Unknown:

I thought it was Mickey Rourke.  

[00:20:35] Unknown:

It looks like Cher a little bit.  

[00:20:39] Unknown:

What the fuck's going on?   Wasn't Cher the mom in that other movie too with the mask guy? This might have this might have been taken out of Charlie Kirk vigil. I'm I'm not sure. I haven't verified   the origin of the photograph.  

[00:20:53] Unknown:

That's terrifying Hitler.   We have Hitler. I don't think we have any small hats on the panel.  

[00:21:01] Unknown:

I am one thirty second Shevardic Jew, but that's okay.  

[00:21:07] Unknown:

Bless you. Don't you don't bless you. It's okay. It's a panel of dudes. You can do that.  

[00:21:14] Unknown:

Jafardic?  

[00:21:16] Unknown:

No. Shafardic.   It means, like, from Portugal to Spain area.  

[00:21:22] Unknown:

So so that's like it. So that's, like, as much as,   Elizabeth Warren is native,   give or take?  

[00:21:29] Unknown:

Well, I'm I'm also one thirty second Cherokee.  

[00:21:33] Unknown:

But You're good at fractions.  

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Yeah.  

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There's one.   The transformation   from, 2017   to today.  

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Boy, that's some bad plastic surgery.  

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Yeah. I don't even know what was  

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I mean, they're getting your eyes so you're not cross eyed anymore. That's alright.   They should only be cross you know?   Is she talking to a camera six inches from her face? From looking at a crucifix   for eight hours a day? You know what you you know what check was really, really disappointing is that chick from that the boys show.   She was a really pretty girl in that first season or two, and now she's   Snow like that. Chick on the right.  

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Yeah. She's a person with color now.   Too.  

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I'm not sure who that is.   Oh, I think I do. Did she was she in that chick?   Was she in that mermaid movie or whatever, that live action mermaid movie? Oh, yeah. Mhmm.   Yeah. Yeah.   Yeah. She walked around looking like Skeletor?  

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Mhmm.  

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Yeah. Is that a Beyonce protege?   Are we talking with Zendaya again?  

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Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks. Yeah. That was Splash. I don't remember her name. Thanks.  

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Daryl Hannah. Daryl Hanks.  

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Oh. There we go.  

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Oh, Splash?   Oh, that was, like, the first that was, like, the first awesome ass that I ever saw.  

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Like, that like that Ever ever?  

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Oh, for sure. For sure for sure.   She was a spinner. I'm from the country. We don't we don't do Oh, yeah. Spinners were like those rims on cars.   No. Spinners are tiny little girls, like, little short tiny girls that you can, you know, sit on top and then you spin. Oh,  

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I get it. See? Yeah. I just thought we were talking about spinners because, like, I I was confused because that's the kind that we have to do. We don't we don't do that here.  

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Yeah.   Some hydraulics.  

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Well, we're we're there's not like I don't know. You can rent spinners here in Albuquerque,  

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which Oh, that sounds like a great way to invest your money. Yeah. Come on.  

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Where I'm from, this guy got this guy got smart, and he put in a a rim rent to center   at one of the reservations that has a casino on it. And at the beginning of the month, all the cars in the res, they're, like, driving, like, 89 Capris with fucking giant rims, and then two weeks later, all the cars are on blocks. And then two weeks later they're back on rims. It's fucking hilarious.  

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Sounds about right.  

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They also strip the copper out of their own houses and sell it. So, I mean, they don't even do like like Taylor said and go to an abandoned house. They do it in their own houses.  

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Right when you're renting.  

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Yeah. You don't need to know when they get given them. They have a whole program that that's they call it governor homes. And so they have the guys in prison, and I I worked on this crew when I was in prison.   And you you you make houses, and then they take them out, and they give them to the natives.   And there's some of them, they don't even wait a month. You get they'll go back, like, a month later to go do some minor thing that needed to be adjusted on the house and the whole inside's gutted. You know, like, all the copper and all the wires taken out of it and everything.  

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Whoopin' Tell Hitler he can have my phone number if he wants to prank call me. That would be fun.  

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Who's gonna prank call you? Hitler.   Hitler?   Hitler. Mhmm. Yeah.   Yeah. I saw I saw I saw on White Kids, you know, that it was because of the weed that he was doing all that. So  

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don't smoke weed. Oh, because of Hitler. Yeah.  

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Yeah.  

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I hear people like Stalin these days. He's kind of a popular Oh, you're Spider Man now.   I am.  

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That's much easier   that's much easier than guess than Quidditch Christian. Is it Christian Spider Man?  

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A Christian fan of Quidditch was my last costume.  

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Yeah. That one was hard to guess. No. I'm just a pumpkin.  

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Oh, he's a pumpkin.  

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Jack o'-lantern. Oh, you're a pumpkin. A jack o'-lantern. Trades.  

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Yep.  

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Easier costume. Trim. I wanna be a disco ball for Halloween, but I haven't got enough mirrors.  

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Seems like Kevlar   would be a better answer for that. Like, maybe make a frame out of,   them science projects with the balls, you know, where you put them together and frame it and then use Kevlar?  

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I I think I can just use sequins, but it's gonna take a while for me to make the outfit. So it'll probably be next year.  

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You're gonna need some serious reflection, self reflection.  

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Oh, I've already got that. That's in the bank, man. It's in the bank.   Jim's wife made a outfit out of, pop can tabs once. Oh, yeah. I have a I have a little bag, like, made out of pop   lids, like the little tabs. Yeah. I have one.   It's really cool. It's with little cord, like some purple cord with it, so it's all woven. It's very cool. They brought back slobbery.  

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Pants   made out of that, though. So just No. I don't know. You wanna be sure of  

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They brought back slicer   confirming that it's a healthy soda now with probiotics   and prebiotics.  

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Only four Why don't they just kombucha? They should just drink kombucha.  

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Yeah. Sliced kombucha.   Sliced kombucha.   There you go.  

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Yeah. Next, they'll have next, they'll have Jolt with with probiotic  

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Oh, that would be awesome. Oh my god. I would love it. It's caffeine free Jolt.  

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Like, caffeine free Jolt.  

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This is my coffee.   See, it's like   I just drink this whole bottle   every day.  

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I've been told not to drink caffeines or do whippets on Tuesday nights anymore.  

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Why do? By myself. It's hard reflection.   At  

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the mint flavored,   the thin mint flavored whippets, he gets too fucking hot. He gets too fucking wild when he does the thin mint. You just put an air freshener over the top of it. Right?   I love it. Actual thin mint whippets, dude.  

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Yeah. Yeah. You can buy thin mint whipped whipped cream. Just love to stay fresh.   Mhmm. I love that. No. Gotta stay fresh.   I wonder how many people were disappointed by the cans at the grocery store when they found out that they didn't have any,   like, like, gas in them.   Oh, no nitrous then. Yeah. I was naughty as a as a teenager.  

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Hold on. You're telling me that Marcus' thin mitt whippets did not even have nitrous in it? Then why the fuck were you acting like that, Marcus?  

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You're a white girl drunk over there. Like, the Harry Potter I was reading that day. He's high on imaginary bricks. Harry Potter. We told you not to do that.  

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He's trying to devalue himself over here, and there's no way we're getting 2 Bitcoins for him if he fucking Oh, right. 2 Bitcoins is quite a lot of money now. You know? He he's a high value male.  

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That's like You know about high value males?  

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Tell us about him.  

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On the open market, we're trying to do price discovery,   So we're setting it at 2 Bitcoin. It it may be much more than that.  

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Yeah. This is this is this isn't your slutty   ortho bro,   liking sausage parties, playing video games. This is a pure boy. He's never he's never looked at anything bad. Nobody's touched me in the movie.   Now that that you know what? That costs money for you. Fellas. Like that, lady. My excitement remains. You know what? If you need to you need to be in the auction   if you're gonna want   those kind of personal items.  

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And he is Well, I need to know what I'm He is a great employee.  

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He loves everybody.   His his he he he's gonna be saved. And when it when we finally get the what's the thing where all the Christians fly up in the sky? Rapture ready. Yeah. He's gonna be raptured.  

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Gonna be wrapped up and raptured   Mhmm. With a bow.  

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Nor at least be unwrapped.   And  

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you know what the best part is? This dude will eat fish out of a fucking bag. So you know what he'll put in his mouth. Half. Holy mackerel.  

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Yeah.  

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His tongue doesn't move as fast as Rob Norris, but I think I think he can work on it.   He does he does he does suck on a lot of,   of,  

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recall as I was going to ask a Marte   about his male modeling career and, you know,   he he didn't wanna share details about that. He was already Marte.   Shamed and embarrassed.  

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Never heard of him. He's this gay guy that we know.   Oh, I've never even heard of him. We debated him a couple times. He likes to get he likes to, like, get the P. Diddy baby oil and then go run around with other dudes. I don't He's a catechumen  

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who   is allowed to take Benadryl during important debates,   so he falls asleep.   A lot of people fall asleep on YouTube. I noticed that. Well, this person was in the debate. It was his debate, and then he just didn't say anything.  

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Which debate was it? That was with Rob. The one with me, Steve. Oh, I didn't even know who he was in the last week. And the one that you crashed afterwards  

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between   between us and you, we put Rob into a total spin out.  

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He's he's that's what he does. He spins out all over the place.  

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I call him peach grimace.  

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Peach grimace.  

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That's fucking hilarious. He has awake he's the first confirmed case of awake apnea. He doesn't even have to be asleep.  

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He has awake   apnea.   As long as it's not awoke apnea,  

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that would be worse. Hearing the wind whistle through the through the flaps   of fat.  

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Breathing   label.  

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It it's amazing to me that that ortho that that crucible ortho broke crew.   Like, the the the leaders of it, as far as I as far as I can tell, you got captain fucking captain olive jar who's got forearms the same size as his wrist, and they're doughy.   You got fucking   Rob Noor who I don't think has picked up anything heavier than a fork in his entire life.   And then you got Jay Dyer who straight up wears hot pink   and has all kinds of pink shit all around him all the time and definitely has never fucking developed a callus on his hand except for what he Jay Dyer looks like an undercover cop in Miami.   100%.  

100%.  

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What about Nick Fuentes?   What does he look like?  

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That's the Groiffer group. That's not the Oregon group. Oh,  

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he's another one that you have to think about, though.  

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It he's he's too big for our circle.  

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Really? I don't think so.  

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Jay Dyer. Guys are  

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did you see my interaction with him? It ended poorly. He's a pouty baby.  

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He's   they all are  

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interacting with anyone. They like to cry. I it's fine. It's fine.  

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It's okay if they all wanna do Piers Morgan,  

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and I think that's important to them. That's That would be a hell of a show. I bet you people would pay for that   if they all did Piers Morgan.  

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I don't know what Piers Morgan. I'm not gay.  

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Yeah. I wouldn't do him either, and I'm   essential.  

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So we're we're all agreed nobody here will sleep with Paris Morgan. That's the deal.  

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No. I mean, how many beers? Well, I mean, if he's got Bitcoin   and a nice bed,   you're you're busy. Have anything to say about it. Right? So you've got silk sheets.  

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Oh, yeah. That's right. So anybody can buy you no matter what the set.  

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Really? I think Fed prints all the money so they would have all the money. So I   you're bidding against the Fed   or the Feds or a Fed.  

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They want, like, a half a remember is that it's a half a Bitcoin   just to get your name entered into   the that's to secure a place in the bidding.   And then it's a 2 Bitcoin   minimum  

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to start Isn't slavery illegal, though? I mean, like, because isn't it all slavery is a transactional  

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representation.   We're just setting the price floor. It's not that Ben and I are gonna benefit   from you know, unless,   you know,   alanmarcus.com   decides to   spread around some of you know? But it's it's his,   chastity  

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and purity that is Oh, got my answers. Killed.   You know? Not not mine in bed. We're we're  

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we're impure creatures.  

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Yeah. Steve and I are already dirty. There's no saving us.  

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Even even cheese even the Christian God doesn't, you know, that Technically, I am still a virgin because I've never been married.  

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Oh, I didn't even know who does love stuff.   No.  

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No. That was the original definition,   was not married.  

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I did catch the butt stuff earlier. You were saying it.   Maybe you were into the butt stuff. Stinky kinky?   I think yeah. Right?  

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Who doesn't like to play in the mud?  

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Right? Yeah.  

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It's like going in a jeep.  

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Go bowling every now and then.  

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Did you did you see the Laura Loomer costume idea that we put together? No one has dressed in this way yet. I don't know. Horrifying.   Yeah.   I'm getting jiggy with Laura. Thank you.  

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Absolutely   horrifying.  

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Mhmm. Modern Laura or, old Laura?  

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Laura was this little bob cut, little spinny   reds on her cheeks there.   Mhmm. A question of whether she has a opposable jaw   is still open to interpretation.  

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What would that be good for? Lower.  

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Inhalers shackles.  

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Yeah. I   Yeah. That's that's the shack that's the shack that's where you drop the shackle, that little mouthpiece I thought you were implying that maybe she was a reptilian or something, you know, like or a snake because they have detachable jaws.  

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Are you saying small hats or snakes?  

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No. I'm saying that I thought you were talking because of her.   Yeah. Never mind.  

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Ketchup. Got it. I think that We don't we don't do that kind of thing around here.  

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You don't like ketchup and French fries?  

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No. Ketchup.  

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I like barbecue sauce with my French fries.  

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Ranch dressing on everything?  

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Ketchup's just corn syrup corn syrup and sugar. I prefer oil and vinegar  

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on my salad.  

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Oh.  

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Maybe some cracked pepper.  

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Always pepper.  

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Get the pepper grinder on stun. Yeah. I pretty much put pepper on everything   unless it's sweet.  

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Pizza the pepper grinder to Epstein files and just  

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I've stolen a pepper grinder from a restaurant before.  

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There's actually a nice, mango and black pepper mead that I've had before.  

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Oh, sounds great.   Yeah. It's mead season.  

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See, kitty daddy   knows.  

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That's I think that's fair too. Yeah.  

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We're gonna need to be seeing the we're gonna be be seeing the upfront   upfront.   Mhmm.  

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How many how many Daddy things. Get in.  

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Sup, Lance?   Yeah. This is high value. You can't even find this kind of this kind of stuff before.   Like, this kind of this kind of purity is not available anymore.  

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You bail me now before I go in my rumspringa.  

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Yeah.  

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But won't you be ruined when you get back?  

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Well, that's I mean, you gotta save me from the Rumspringa Bitcoin daddy.  

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That that's why we're trying that's why we're trying to get him sold beforehand.   We don't want him to come back, like, used up. You have, like, a strip kids with a stripper named Tiffany and an addiction to an addiction to fucking scissor.  

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He'll go from Spider Man costume to spider web tattoos on his elbows.  

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Got a little little teardrop.  

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Right.   Right.  

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No tattoos.   No STDs.  

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Knuckle tattoos that somehow say raise hell praise Dale.  

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Who's Dale?  

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Is it a chicken Dale guy?   One of those dancers.  

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Right. It is Balderson's birthday. Is classy. He'll do skid row on his knuckles.  

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Happy birthday, Balderson.  

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Thank you.   Happy birthday.  

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I've heard that. The pre Balderson birthday birthday. I'm older than you.   I'm 48 now.  

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No. You're not older than me. What?  

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Yeah. Oh, man. My boyfriend's older than you, though.   Ten years.  

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You still have two days, man. Hold on. You you can't you can't have a boy. What's her name?  

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His name.   He   his name is Dan.  

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That's a weird name for a chick.  

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It's not a chick. I'm not a lesbian. Especially, I understand that she's that that that when they're Asian, they give American names. No. I don't have my Asian girlfriend yet. I'm looking for one.   I have a Hispanic   guy as my my masculine partner.  

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Are you trying to make a commercial?  

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No. I just want well, maybe.   Sure. Why not?   If there's anybody out there, it's really easy to find my phone number. Just go to my YouTube page.  

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The his panic cuddle puddle?  

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Tell Hitler.   You can say that.   We did have him in our chat earlier, but was unable to connect to the Yeah. That's what I was talking about. Did you guys think I was talking about the real Hitler? No.  

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No. I wanted to talk about Stalin. Dude, I please, why did you take it back?   Why did you take it back? That was so hilarious after you said you had a Latino boyfriend, then you wanted an Asian girlfriend, and then you said, Hal Hiller. That that was, like, the greatest sense. Like, I don't know.   Don't take it back.   That's hilarious. Just own it. Just own it. Just lean into it.  

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Yep. Pretty much. Like oil and vinegar.  

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Yep. They go so well together.   I like that tart.  

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My   Mexican girlfriend and I can't go anywhere in the country right now and throw a party without it being a white supremacist   Proud Boy rally,   which is hilarious.   Yeah.  

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Oh, man. Yeah. I went to a quinceanera   a while back.   It wasn't that much fun.   I was like, mhmm.   But they have parties sometimes for no reason at all, and those are fun. Isn't that, like, for 18 year olds, though? How much 15.  

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How much how much fun do you expect to have a 15 year old? Nothing more fun than a Mexican family's, like, two year old's birthday party. There's, like, three kegs   of fucking full garnet pick out. Look at there's a DJ table   or at least, you know, a fucking karaoke.  

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Yep. Fucking Dancing with lots of dancing.  

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Yeah, dude. I don't want to eat meat.  

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Get a A bouncy a bouncy castle,  

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like, one for adults and one for children. So that's When the porta potty show when the porta potty show up on Thursday, you know it's gonna be a razier. They  

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have the porta potty. That is true. They have the porta potty. I was like, what the hell?   Yeah, dude. Did they buy that?  

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Like Did they buy you ever worked on a construction site? You don't want a bunch of Mexicans shitting in your toilet. For one night?  

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There could be a 150   of them in your backyard   and house   and driveway.  

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We used to do a DIAdela Smart this morning.  

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My wife's always in the background. It's like bulgy cooch.  

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What? That's fucking great. And it was a salsa party, so I, yeah, I know how   they also leave their beer bottles everywhere at a party.   Don't throw them away. It's like finding them. You go and search for them. The kids get to have a fun game. Yeah. The kids in the morning, they get up before everybody else and start pouring them together. You know? Flanked all the bottles.  

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Yeah. I did that shit at the last Flattoberfest,   the hurricane fest. When I got up in the morning, I looked out there, and I was like, oh, fuck. The hotel because the   the event center got wrecked.   And so   we got I got I'm a farmer. I get up same time no matter what, basically.   And I get up and everybody's still passed out, and there's beer shit everywhere. I'm like, oh my god. The hotel's gonna be so pissed off.   So I went around and cleaned all that shit up.  

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Yeah. I'm always the cleanup person too. Around the parking lot area?  

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No. Where we were camping in that freaking   Yeah. Grab area.   Both mornings, I got up and cleaned it up before any of the because I was like, if the day shift gets here before the before this gets cleaned up, they're gonna be pissed.  

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Today shift was at the party.   Yeah. The night shift was at the party. Night shift was at the party. All the employees were at the party. It was   it was a hurricane. Everything was shut down. The roads were closed, and they couldn't go anywhere.   That was hilarious. Like, we had all the food. Was great. We had all the food with us. They came to us to get food.  

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We do not have a party. What'd you bring?  

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We did. We brought we brought we brought wagyu steaks and 20 gallons of mead. Bagged fish. What else you gonna bring? All you need.   Yeah. Marcus just needs fish from a can or a bag. He'll eat that shit straight.  

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Well, the bag is easy because I could put them in the chest pocket. Gallons of meat.  

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Mhmm. Yeah. That's pretty individual.  

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Mead. Mead, not meat. Mead.  

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Okay. Just   I was wondering about that. I was like, what?  

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The kind of meat there, like, honey wine.   Oh, yeah. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. I had 20 I had 20 gallons of it for about three hours.  

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I used to make hooch, like, with,   like, soak pears with   the Everclear   and then filter it out. And then my ex also used to make wine.  

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So Yeah. I used hooch too. It was,   orange juice and honey in a prison toilet.  

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What did you do with the fruit when you were done?   Did you  

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Throw it away.  

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Yeah. We composted ours, and a bear got into our backyard and ate all the fruit, and he was, like, so fucked up.  

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Dude, last morning when I Doing a happy dance.  

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Yeah. With the with the cypress tree and the  

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Dude, I was making apple Kaiser last year. And while I was squishing all the apples,   freaking there was a bear right up here on the ridge above me, and we found his paw prints. That fucker just staring at me like, you some bitch.   Squishing all them apples. I want some.  

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I think I drove up through your neck of the woods, Balderson, on my way to Oregon. I was going up the coast, Northern California. Right? Yep. Yep. We drove   we drove through the Redwoods.   It was cool. On the Wild West.   My, yeah, my friend lives in I know. I know.   Yeah. She where does she live? She lives in   what is that place called? It's like Somethingville.   It's really far north right up by the Yeah. It's  

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I don't remember. Millville?  

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Gemville. McKinleyville. That's it right there. It's McKinleyville.  

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I live up there.  

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Yeah. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.   My friend,   mayor, lives there. She's, like,   80, and so we stopped by her house. And we fixed her shower, and we chatted. She's so sweet.  

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Nice. Yeah. No. I live on murder I live on Murder Mountain.  

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It was cool. Dan could take a nap because, like, we drove all the way from Albuquerque   all the way around. We, like, got lost,   and, like, he was sleeping on the side of the road in the moving truck. Like   because I couldn't drive it. I tried.   It was too big.   I was like, no. Not gonna do it. But yeah. So he drove the whole way, and we drove straight through. It was, like, three days and just taking naps on the side of the road.   It was cool.  

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You see trees?  

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Yes. I'm a meta forest.  

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I also see trees. They're right out here.  

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Yep.   They're not icy. The trees are not icy, but I see them.  

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So what do you think of, Jim Bob's,   temper tantrum at the end of the night last night there, Taylor?  

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I think that all the Ortho Bros and and Crucible and Crucible adjacent,   people are running they're running a narrative.   They don't want open panels. They want managed panels. Yeah. And they want and they want controlled moderators.   They don't they're not interested in fair debates. What they're interested in is, propaganda pieces that look like wins. So   there's there's a, it's happening on Rob Nor. It's happening on Marin Chuck now. It's happening on Jim Bob.   All of them are manufacturing,   you know,   if incidents at this, you know, on open panels   to help to justify   to the crew, right,   turning inward. So  

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Yeah. It wasn't that Bob was was right, was fucking   running away with fucking Andrew and and and  

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and licking his nuts. It was that he really was mad that that dude argued with him for a minute. Oh, Jim and and the minute that Jim Bob left, the, the panel was calm the rest of the night.   They're the millons manufacturing. I've I've been I've been working on clipping up some   some of that shit.  

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I love your clip, Flo. They're good.  

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Oh,   the ones I play during streams?  

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The Yeah. All of them are good, but I watch some of the other that you like your shorts and stuff too.  

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you.   But, yeah. No. I think I think it's all part of a of a   it's it's   laying the groundwork to   host internal, you know, internal   Yeah. Whole debates. But have it look have it look like they're not running.   They're elevating.  

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Manage debates.  

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There's a lot of people doing that right now.  

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Yeah. Well, since since the, public execution of Sarah, there's,   a lot of people   clamoring for that spot.  

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Yeah. The power vacuum has,   a vacancy.  

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Yeah.   Honestly, I knew this was coming a little bit before that.   I could see it, and I could see it in Sarah too. She was getting frustrated because   Andrew,   like, the last four, five, six times he got on, his behavior,   you know, got super deteriorated.   And not only that, but he'd sit there and bang on it. Did it?   Yeah. Yes.  

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See, I He smoked the wings. Tired of of being on panels with him because it just turned into the Andrew show. Right? Like, we're like a live audience.   And,   the last few times I was on panel with Andrew, I just worked on thumbnails and shit. Like, I didn't even fucking   anything. And then but and then,   you know, more recently,   I wouldn't go I wouldn't go to a panel if he was there. Like, I'm not gonna Well, I even know who he was.  

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Even during the debate, he's been his behavior's just gotten worse and worse. We're like, they're like, he won't stop overtalking guests. He other guests. He won't Everywhere or just at Sarah's.   Worse on Sarah's than other places by far. Yeah. He would really act up on Sarah's. And then on the last debate that he had there,   it was so bad. Sarah put up one minute timers and threatened to mute anybody that talked when the other guy was doing his one minute. And Andrew was furious.   And I was like, that dude's looking for a reason to fucking shit on Sarah now. I've been telling her for months she needs to,  

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I think she needed to well, I guess, Andrew did to her what I told her she needed to do. Somebody said, you need to you need to figure out   just one of these times. I said, one of these times when you can't get people in line, you need to just   end the debate on somebody and just let it let somebody be the example because I could see the escalation as well.  

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So what happened to Sarah? I I haven't seen her since Friday. Did some did this execution happen since then?  

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So she she had,   the   it was the debate that me and Steve   did. And then after the debate,   Taylor jumps in and starts grilling, and we'd already just beat the brakes off of Rob Moore in that debate. Fucking and and his partner was,   Marte.   And Marte,   would like we just Steve and I literally laughed at him as at his opening statement, and that was basically all it took to shut him down entirely. We literally were laughing, just dying.   And fucking,   we didn't even end up fighting him. So then Rob Nor was just going nuts, and he kept getting more and more agitated and psychotic about it. So he was already crazed.   He jumps in   and so then after on the after panel, Taylor jumps in. It just starts poking the bears. Yeah. Oh, Kim, do you remember the Micro Machines guy?  



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David, I love Micro Machines. Stage.  

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I I recorded,   the share screen of the lot when he when it's Sarah live,   because the video he's uploaded now is edited.   But that's backstage if you want it.  

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Yeah. Do you remember the the micro machines do, Jim?  

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Yeah.  

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Okay. So Rob Knorr. Arnar.   He,   he turned into that guy   just older and fatter.  

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Peach grimace?  

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It was   just filibustering   every word that he knew   and just would repeat   anything   other than address what was actually going on   or try to, like,   change a premise that both Ben and I just refused to accept   because it was   Corky from life goes on retarded.  

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But Wow. That is exceptionally  

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retarded. He wouldn't move past harder myself.   He just wouldn't. He was, yeah, stuck on it. He thought it was his one big gotcha, and it wasn't. It was dumb.   And he just wouldn't accept that Ben and I thought that he was just   showing everyone that he was dumb as a bag of hammers and super petulant about it.  

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Yeah. And and Rob has been ramping up anyways. He's been get throwing more and more tamper tantrums, and I've noticed on, like, four or five different panels I've seen him on him pull that same stunt where he's like he's like, well, if I get if I can't be treated as a special boy, I don't need to be here.   Like and and he gets all pissed off because, like,   he he wants to talk for ten minutes, and then you talk for thirty seconds, and he talks for ten minutes.   And fucking he gets all pissed off if anybody fucking finally starts cutting him off. Well, dude, you've talked 90% of the time.   Like, chill the fuck out, dude.  



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Hey. I gotta dip. I gotta get to the gas station before it closes to get more cigarettes.  

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Still? Still?   You ran out last night.  

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Man, that's not I do you know how many cigarettes I smoke now? I smoke so much cigarettes doing this shit. Do you smoke more cigarettes than Andrew Wilson?  

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Beyond Probably not. Probably not. Okay. No. He goes nuts with it. Also, we don't make fucking 3 to $5,000   a stream and fucking hold   and tell people we're not gonna stream if they don't pay us.  

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Managed debates moving forward.   I think they just wanna take a vacation for a while, celebrate Christmas together,   not have to schedule debates anymore.   But now it's, like, cold and dark, and everyone's sitting around a warm computer screen ready for open panels, and they're like,   we don't wanna do it anymore. We don't wanna play with you.   Alright. Well, there's others.  

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That is weird given we're coming up to the more   podcast friendly season when everybody's stuck indoors and it's cold and nasty out.   Yeah. Wow.   Beth.  

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Hey, Beth.  

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Beth is gonna be on Sarah Tomato's channel.   Was that tonight that you were on there, or is that next damn it. Why that little banner?  

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I just, like, connected this. That I knew Beth from over here whenever I was out. I thought she was a different Beth, and then I was like, oh, it's her.  

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Mhmm.   Beth Martin. That's awesome.  

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Mhmm. I've been friends with Beth Martin's,   since 2020.  

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That's cool.   Yeah. We met them when we   Didn't I buy soap from someone?  

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That was probably Amanda Vollmer maybe   or either that or Michelle,  

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Mario's wife. Yeah. That might have been her.   Yeah. Michelle makes some really nice soap. She makes excellent products altogether. Yep. And actually calendula soap and it's so Well, that was definitely Michelle. That was definitely Michelle. Yeah. Michelle, them two are just lovely people. The packaging was really good too. The packaging was excellent. It was so pretty. It had, like, little stamps on it and yeah. Hummingbird. Yep. I kept it. I cut it out, so it's gonna be in something that I could watch. Her husband made that design. He's he's awesome at graphic design also, Mario. He is I like his show I like his show too. It's good.  

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Did you say Caligula   soup?  

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No. No. Calendula   or whatever. Calendula?   It's not it's c a l e n d Calendula?  

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Calendula.  

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Conjugal soap? No. It's not conjugal. It doubles as  

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rub either. If you're curious, yeah, it does. You can also rub them in that soap.  

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Yeah.   I wish they had emotional deep cleansing gel. I really do. Yeah. I Michelle made a mugwort one.  

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A mugwort tincture,   And I don't I don't normally have dreams at all, like, at all.   And,   I took some I took some mugwort tincture one night, and I could kinda almost feel like I was dreaming,   but I just wasn't quite there. And I took a bunch more the next night,   and I think I might have a third night. And I didn't dream any of those nights, but then I went to go take a nap quick because I had a a podcast I was gonna be on one on one.   And   as I slept, I had the most vivid dream about having a podcast with one on one that when I got up from my nap, I literally just left and went to work. And I and the whole day, I was like, god. That was such a good podcast.   And then, like, weeks go by, and it's and I I don't see it anywhere on his page. And then finally, I hit him up. I'm like, are you ever gonna post that? What's the deal with that podcast? He's like, dude, you never showed up.  



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What the heck?   What?  

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She also used to, like, little mugwort. You're like, yeah. I did. I crushed.  

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You crushed it. Yeah. That was another timeline. That's what I always tell people.  

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I visit wall drug in my dreams. What about you guys?  

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Yeah. I  

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I respond to emails and text messages   in a different timeline.  

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What did you say up there, Ryan, about I've seen your hand going like this, but I didn't I said that Michelle also made, like, little mugwort splits too.  

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Oh, really? Yeah. They were called, like, the dream dream time smokes or something.  

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Yeah. I got some stuff like that that it was tea that I got from this other guy on this other server, like, on on Telegram, I think. It's really nice. Survey.  

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Or breathe.   I was trying to find out real quick. So peaceful.  

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I like shaman. Too.  

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Yeah.   Steve is wearing a costume tonight.  

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See the darkness?  

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Actually, that is from.   Oh.   Christy and I o Christy and I overheat. We're getting over hot   on the way through the   Black Hills.   Oh, yeah?   Well, that sounds like a excellent conversation, Hitler.   What's the other guy?   I would do it. Yeah. Heather's in the back. He's having trouble figuring out how to get on panel. Trying to get him connected to his StreamYard.   But, yeah, we we overheated, and so we went and hung out and walled rug. It's air conditioned in there. We we could we could do a thing and, like, ask the machine elves to fix it. You know? That works.  

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Or I could get my tentacles in there. You know?  

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My new my truck that truck got stolen in Las Vegas. Works.   That truck got stolen in Las Vegas. The one I got now works.   Yeah. I went when I went to go at Flattoberfest,   the my truck got stolen one year  

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from the Yeah. Look. Here's the  

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This is what they were.  

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Oh, that's super nice. It's,  

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homegrown   wild crafted mullein and mugwort.   Oh.  

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Oh, mullein and mugwort. That's nice. Yeah. They're pretty good. Double m.   Just like your mom. Yeah. Michelle's healing home for any Michelle's healing home for anybody interested in that.  

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Mullen's a guardian of the dream space,   Mullens are. Supposedly, if you take the the stock of a full grown Mullen, you know, when it sets up that long shoot and you chop it off and put it over your bed  

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Are you a witch? Sleep.  

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And it, protects your,   dream space from evil   spirits going in there.  

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Yeah. I don't worry about that at all. I'm the scariest thing that I've ever seen there.  

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In the dream space?  

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I can be. I can be.   Yeah.  

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Are you very dreidel monster like?  

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I don't know what that is, so probably not, but I don't know. It's very dreidel like. I can tell you that much about it.   No. It's spinny. Yeah. Definitely spinny, but only in certain dimensions because, like,   the higher dimensions, everything's moving all the time anyways. You wouldn't even know. See, I knew it was dreidel like.   Right. Yeah.   Well, I told you I was one thirty second.   Jeez.  

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Hit the book.  

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So how do you spell the Kabbalah?   Do you wanna hear my Kabbalah jokes? I have two of them. Okay. K. One of them is three is the secret four,   and I made these up.   And then my my second one is god is my plus one.   Most people don't get them. They're like, I wrote that down. Those are good.   Yeah. They're good. Simple. Short. 3 is the secret four.   Yep. And the second one is god is my plus one.  

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How do you spell Kabbalah?  

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With my typewriter because   because it has auto suggest.   Yeah.  

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That that that's valid.   That's valid.   Now now Jim is   the,   Ewok from   that's come to save us. I'm gonna play the The  

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Ewok from Rave Forest.  

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Rave Forest. That's like a chiller poncho. I love that.   Oh, thank you. My wizard poncho. Your wizard poncho. Yeah. I knew you were a witch.  

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When they make c three p o the god and they're all just jumping around going yub nub and shit like that. That's where   That's the party that Jim's   hanging out at, getting that yub yub nub.  

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Yub nub for the lookies.  

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I tried to.  

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It's much colder. Yeah.   Mhmm.   I'm cold.   I had to get on my sequins.  

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Yeah. I'm not too far out. This,   silk Japanese, whatever you call it, boy's outfit in Japan.   And it's not a kimono. I think that's A   A kimono? Kimono is not a kimono. I don't know.  

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Ben's putting the gay in geisha.  

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Yeah. Doing gay.  

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I feel very gay wearing this. I don't know how you could She's not gay. He's cute. How does your skin react to such fine silks?   It actually is very   nice and silky. It's very odd feeling because I'm a farm boy. So, like, my wife my nickname my my literal nickname my wife calls me is Hay Pockets.   So there's, like, literally, usually, hay and straw sticking through everything. It's like, this is a the I I don't even understand. My body's like, what is happening right now?  

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Like, Biff Balgerson in Back to the Future too.  

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I like alfalfa hay. It doesn't have as much of that.  

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That's not good.  

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That's high end, man. Did you say Caligula soap?  

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Calendula.   Calendula.   Is that how I say it? Dula? Calendula.   Yeah. It's a bunch of hard to spell things. I don't know how to spell that either.  

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It's a flower, though. And that's Harry's Harry Potter spells. Just reading through the herbal remedies list.  

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Yeah. I had, like, breakouts,   and I needed soap that was not chemical based because, like, everything I was, like, just suddenly out of the blue. I was, like, halfway through a bottle of shampoo,   and then all of a sudden, it started giving me eczema. And I was like, what?   Must have shifted timelines.  

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I had goats to get make my own goat milk soap.  

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That's the shit.  

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Not worth  

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it. I will buy I will purchase goat milk soap. I am not worth it. The goats are Goats are goat.  

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Pain in the ass.  

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Oh, man.   And I had giant goats.   So yeah. Oh, yeah. They're fun if you don't have to deal with them.   Yeah. Yeah. And they stink.  

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They stink bad. Mine didn't. Mine was an angora goat, and it didn't stink at all. He was so sweet. I would no. It was a billy goat. I brushed him every day, and   he was Was he  

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a weather?  

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I don't know. He was a billy goat. He had warm does.  

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Probably not. Probably not. Yeah. That's why he didn't sting.  

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He was very impetuous, though. He bumped he hit my mom bumped her over while she's pulling weeds in the garden. It was like  

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Like, I'm sorry. Got knocked out a couple times. We had to get rid of them fuckers. Oh, yeah.  

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Could we take a hygienically theological turn for a moment and  

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Star Wars? Okay. If they had butted my wife direct in the head again like that, I was gonna have to shoot them. So Sure. Just did some, cutting edge Christian thought here. This is the, the shampoo is not the conditioner,  

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is not the body wash, is not the shampoo,   but three in one together, they are the trinity.   That makes sense. If you go to church on Sunday using Suave for men's three in one citrus rush,   have a happy   Sunday.   It's like,   all those Christians dress up and they wear their Sunday best and What is this? Like, act for adults?  

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What is this like act? Like an uterus.  

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It's it's the Suave three in one that contains shampoo,   body wash, and conditioner where you just rub it all over.  

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Yeah. So after  

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for adults, they're just gonna come out smelling like fucking 12 French whores.  

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It's suave.  

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Snowboarding will never be as popular as skiing.  

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Sophisticated.  

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The time travel device from,   Back to the Future. What's it called? The Oh, yeah. Yeah. The the capacitor.   Flux capacitor.   The dilator  

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dilator.  

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I I guess it's   is it blasphemous to compare   the Christian God to suave three in one   men's   citrus rush   cleanse?  

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What did blasphemous mean?  

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It's   very rude. Very, very rude.  

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Oh, well, I think people being bossy is rude, so probably then.   Okay.  

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So maybe we'll bring that to a debate within Ortho Bro if they'll allow us to have it. That would be fun.  

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Because the concern is  

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I mean, I think that's  

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our our   coup de ta fucking showing,   when,   we smashed them   the other that,   Rob, Norm, Marte   Mhmm. That that is probably the last base off we will ever get with the ortho bro crowd.  

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I don't know. I think we could bait them.  

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I And then debate them. They all they all do. They all act like they're too they all act like they're impressive.  

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And at this point, like, they're better and more important,   That's part of why Rob was throwing the temper tantrums because he's like he's like, well, I know my channel hasn't got, like, any numbers before. Andrew literally was pumping a bunch of money and fucking telling everybody to go sub to him. The guy had, like, 1,500 subs.   Like,  

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tea pot dome? To ask the guys just to spread them out. Yeah. It's the tea pot dome crisis. I wanted to be able to remember it.  

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Okay.  

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You guys know what that is?  

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No fucking idea. No.  

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It's really important. I've heard of it before. I think the last time we spoke, we were discussing it, but it's been a while. Really?  

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Yes.  

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Wow. I don't remember discussing it with you, but that's pretty cool.  

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Is it about Star Wars?   All the, princesses on Star Wars carry a secret lightsaber   that nobody knows about. It's their last resort. Oh. And,   that's where they keep it.   That's right. They keep it inside of their,  

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On their   Their special pocket.  

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Special pocket. Yes.   And they, it's it's also a dilator   because they were all born genetically male.  

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Marcus has not used this method.   His special pocket has has remained empty. I just stepped away from a moment. Did I hear anything that I shouldn't have heard? You didn't hear nothing. You didn't hear nothing.   It's just a scene over there. No no Star Wars spoilers.  

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It's a  

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it's an educated guess. I've I've I haven't seen all the Star Wars movies. I have a machete. Do you know where I keep it?   In the shed? In the shed? No. I keep it under the edge of my bed. I have a magnet I have a magnet on under the edge of my bed,   like, to the frame, so I just stick it to that. But then I sometimes it's like double it's like a machete. You know? It's double edged, though. Right. It's got, like, it's, it's, like, at a side, and that's, of course, the side that's out. And every once in a while, I'll reach underneath the bed, like, because I dropped something, and I'll just, like, rip my arm open. I keep them moving That is a true story. My bed.   You keep cutting your car repeatedly on a machete, but you haven't moved it? I have moved it, and everywhere I move it, it still has that same issue whenever I reach into the bed. It doesn't have, like, a sheath or anything?  

No.   It wouldn't fit in one.   It doesn't fit in one. And if you're hard to get it off That's it. That's, you know, that's just guys bragging.   I know you're not like a last resort weapon. I wouldn't wanna use that against someone anyways, but it's there just in case I need it.  

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You don't have any, like, hardcover books. First?  

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Oh, yeah. I do. I have lots of hardcover books. Throw a box at them?   I don't think so.  

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Petrolatum  

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jelly? I didn't put it there anyway. That's to fight off the timid grappler. I don't know if the timid grappler goes after girls.  

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Oh,  

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yeah. A good point. I, I gotta balance you guys. I gotta be up for my   tomorrow show in a handful of hours.  

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It comes up really quick. Going on tomorrow, Steve?  

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Tice is   premiering   the documentary   he did on Mark Passio.  

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Oh. Or  

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Is it a positive or negative documentary? Can I watch it? I would imagine it's positive.  

[01:12:44] Unknown:

He he just he had just recently discovered Mark Passio then. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. Has known him for, like, twenty years. He's,  

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claim why he angrily yells at people like he's at night. With him screaming about Satanist.  

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Stance rebuilt.  

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Get me money.   I need a new computer.   You scum suckers aren't even trying to be free.  

[01:13:22] Unknown:

Freedom costs money,   but don't send me money. We're gonna exchange gifts.  

[01:13:27] Unknown:

Mark that very angry I'm gone for trade.   SEO.  

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Yep.  

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Yeah. I mean, he's got, you know He's got gnomes and fit fairies to put together his slide dice. Yeah.   His presentations.  

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Is it because he's five foot four? I don't know. I've never met him in person.   I   don't know. Is, like, six foot about it, so that'd be funny.  

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They're live together.  

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Right.   There were people in my chat. They kept asking Teese to name it, it's always sunny with Teese and Mark because he went to Philly to shoot it.  

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Nice.   Yeah.  

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Nice. Yeah. Some good outtakes, some bloopers.  

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Oh, bound to be. Mhmm. Bound to be. That'll be fun. Like that, dog.  

[01:14:19] Unknown:

Alright, y'all. Have a great night. Have a good night, buddy. Good night, Steve. Steve.   Gomez.   Slap you slap your Latina on the ass.  

[01:14:32] Unknown:

So he's got a Latina?  

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Yeah. He's got the he's got the big booty Latina.  

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Awesome. I love those.   They're like firecrackers. You like Latina dudes in in I do, but I'm not I mean, I   I like I have a preference for, like, preferred.   I love all beautiful women, really. Sure. I mean, I had somebody turned up with the right traits, it wouldn't  

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matter. So does that require,   zodiacal  

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alignment of the correct traits? I think no because the universe takes care of that part.  

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So what side of, a debate would you fall in order to You don't worry about that. If we were to argue  

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charts and astrology. Honest, it's like I have I would love if it was an Asian. But  

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Sure. You want your Latina guy to be Asian?  

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Say that again. You robot it out for me.  

[01:15:28] Unknown:

So do you want your Latina guy to be an Asian?  

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No.  

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Yeah. That seemed weird.  

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Do Asians have a different zodiac that they're born under, and they're not compatible with Western   zodiacal  

[01:15:44] Unknown:

birth? I don't know. I think you have to do both systems to both people and then see. Because, like, in Chinese, like, my guy is a Libra, and I'm a Leo.   And   that's really good. I mean, I should have been dating a Libra this whole time, honestly, but I needed the training first before I met him.   So  

[01:16:04] Unknown:

Sure. So I'm I'm working on that for you. If you like the Chinese instead of the Japanese.  

[01:16:08] Unknown:

But we're both Chinese snakes, both he and I, because we're twelve years apart. So he's a wood snake, and I'm a fire snake.   It was actually  

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Lucas. Is he older or younger?  

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He's older.   Twelve years.   But he, like, he goes   nonstop.  

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He's lit Older by Earth's birth naturally. Yeah.  

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Yeah.  

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But the age of the soul might be older than that?  

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Oh, yeah. Much he actually I've been trying to figure that out because we've been together for, like it's almost three years.   And,   whenever he sleeps, he kicks and, likes like, so I I, like, traveled into his dream space a few times   exploring and saw some brutal shit.   But he hasn't gone through that his his self, but I think he's somewhat aware of it.  

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Yikes.   We're not prepared.  

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Are we prepared for a reincarnation   panel at some point?  

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Are you reincarnated?   I am. You he's just  

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I just saw someone knocking at the door. Come back. Come back. Come back. Return to us. We're trying to Are you Hillary? Hitler again? Incarnated?   No. It was a different name. Oh. I think it might be somebody who's also a  

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a birthday   person. Oh.  

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It is. Oh, another Scorpio. I wish I had a happy birthday card   to show you, but I don't have one. So  

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I got a Hitler device not connected is all I got down here. We haven't connected the Hitler device tonight.  

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But we're preparing have to stand in.  

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What's Brian have to say?  

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Anything.  

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Anything?  

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Yeah. What do you Well, that's something now I'm interested in, like,   precious metals.  

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Yeah.   Holy shit. The gold market.  

[01:18:17] Unknown:

What I mean, well, any What metal is most precious to you at the moment?  

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Probably, to me right now, platinum.   Platinum. Yeah. That was the one to get.  

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It doubled in the last six months, I think. Yeah. Exactly.   Yeah. I wish I would have bought some. And I'm pretty sure it's like  

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if   if you had a full pool   of Ve League. Gold Yeah. Then if you had a full size Olympic pool of gold,   only one inch of that pool would be platinum.  

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Oh, wow.  

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Like, with how much it is. Thank you. And, I mean, basically, all the gold has been mined.  

[01:18:59] Unknown:

Like What? Say that again?  

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Basically, all the gold that could have been mined well, I mean, this is also who knows how true this is? But The easy gold all the gold that's been mined has already been mined.  

[01:19:11] Unknown:

I heard some different things. I live in Nevada. It's like the gold mining,   capital of The United States.  

[01:19:20] Unknown:

Whereabouts in Nevada? Or in   what general area? Don't don't you know? Ouachio County.   Nice. And there's a lot of mining there?  

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Well, I mean, have you been in Nevada?  

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Yep.  

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Have you been to Winnemucca?  

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Yep.   Okay. My dog got hit by a car in Winnemucca.   Oh, well, fucking a, man. Why? Yeah. Well, the the vet there survive?   No. Yeah. The vet there was super nice. The vet without me paying in or anything, just took my word on it because I was passing through and was like, yeah. Pay me when you get home and fix my   and didn't do the surgery, but   gave her some meds, you know, got her stable   so that way I could get her home and get her in to do surgery. He was super nice about it. That's awesome. Those are the kind of people they have out here. They're not bad.   Yeah. I was super impressed.  



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I'm not from here. I'm originally from Long Island, and I know how Steve feels about Long Island. But I will tell you, my dad was a fisherman,   and we had a deli. So we were those kind of people.  

[01:20:27] Unknown:

I was just in Long Long Island.  

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Where at?  

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Levittown.  

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South Shore. Correct.  

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So did I so did I, Jim. I totally thought that too. That's, like, the first  

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that's the first city they made, like, carbon copy. Like, everybody had the same fucking house.  

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Mhmm. Well, I mean, I live in Levittown, Pennsylvania too. It's the same developer. That's weird.   Yeah.   First commercial development type thing where it's Yeah. They just built the That's all the baby boomer homes. Okay. Cut the huddle. It was the boomer. Yeah.  

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Mark, you're talking Marcus's language with that fish, so you got him all excited. You see him having to hang up and hold up his package of fish. Are you a striped bass fisherman?  

[01:21:13] Unknown:

He's a fish eater for sure. I love fish. And tonight, I'm using some Fisherman's Friends original extra strong lozenges.   Little bit harder little bit harder than my my my, cherry recall is, but, you know, it's desperate times called ricola? Desperate measures. Well, you know, it's it's a little bit harder. You might as well just have some ludens, a little cherry flavored ludens.  

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Oh. Accrilege.  

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Oh, no. No. They were like candy, dude. They were like candy.  

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You're gonna have the Swiss coming after you. You don't want that. Well, they've been neutral for too long. Darn it.  

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Yeah. Stop being so quiet, damn it. Here's a mouth here's a Lawson to get your throat primed up. Sorry.  

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We used to call them lozenges. Do.   Lozangers.  

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You need that when you're yodeling in the house.  

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You don't I don't you know, I don't I just jumped in here. I saw the StreamYard. I don't know what the conversation's been. I am coming in totally rando. So  

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complete sketch. So conversation. It's it's a Halloween party and,   my birthday.  

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And it's Every day is Halloween   Mhmm. According to ministry.  

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Right. They brought that song back. They did? And they do all unique  

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in snowflakes. Snowflakes.  

[01:22:33] Unknown:

It hasn't snowed yet in Minnesota, but the first day I called, and it hasn't happened yet this year. Christmas?  

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Mhmm. Where are you in Minnesota?  

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In the, Meadowl.  

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Oh, where is that?  

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Right by the lake.  

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He's out right. Yeah. Like that right by the lake. It's in Atlanta 10,000  

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lakes. The lake up in the right there, you know, that, like Yep. Yep.  

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Are you from Canada? You have a little bit of an accent.   No. I'm from Long Island. I'm from You said Long Island, but it sounds a little Canada. I don't know why.  

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I can do accents. I can do I can't do Australia, man. I suck at Australian accent, but  

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I had an answer. Can I get a yes and a no? Put a y at the end of everything if you wanna do Australian.   Like, you want you want you want a drink guy over  

[01:23:24] Unknown:

there? Like, everything's just gotta have a y at the end. You didn't even know that DK was from New Zealand, not Australia.   So Donkey Kong? I don't know who DK is. Donkey   Kong? Yeah. You do. You knew DK, didn't you?   No. He's, like, got red hair, and he's from a   he's, like, drunk a lot, and he goes around panels.   You have to.  

[01:23:48] Unknown:

Don Carleone?  

[01:23:49] Unknown:

He's awesome.  

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Hey. You guys say I know her.  

[01:23:55] Unknown:

We were talking about all the topics, sports betting.   Did you, see what Kash Patel said about the sports betters?  

[01:24:02] Unknown:

I did. Something with his eyes wide open, I assume.  

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Yes.  

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Something with those cocaine eyes. Indeed. Yeah. That's the cocaine eyes. Valhalla.  

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That's just wit witless protection.  

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What did he say?  

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I'm I didn't see. He said he was rounding him up. Protect the legal gambling system.   We can't have   mafiosos  

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honing in honing in on the We can't have Vegas running everything. Yeah. Well, they they were getting the big the big whales, the money the money men into,  

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like, poker games with athletes. The mafiosos to run Vegas again. Vegas turned into a shithole when corporate's douchebags bought it. Mhmm. Same with the Vegas anymore.  

[01:24:51] Unknown:

Atlantic City is a dump.  

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Is it? Football is, like, $20,000,000,000,  

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but   football gambling is, like, $80,000,000,000   or something like that.  

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Oh my god.  

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Over. Ridiculous amount. No. It's not.  

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It's game I think they're going to game five four or five? Five? Four? Four. I don't know. Are we are we playing a Canadian team?   The Blue Jays and the Dodgers.  

[01:25:15] Unknown:

Dude, did you see that fucking Stephen King   reposted? Somebody made a funny, meme and, you know, like like, it was from Trump, a tweet from Trump, and it's like, those un American Blue Jays are trying to steal our game.   They're not be gonna be allowed at the White House, and Stephen King fucking made a giant,   like,   up on his fucking moral high horse. You'd post about it and didn't even realize that the shit was just a joke.  

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The ghostwriter staff known as the entity of Stephen King all got together and posted their best meme on their x account.  

[01:25:52] Unknown:

So what would you like to talk about, Leeli?  

[01:25:55] Unknown:

Oh, I don't know. Biodigital convergence? Is that weird?  

[01:25:59] Unknown:

Biodigital   convergence.   You're you're you're talking about where they're,   starting to make all your, everything's   being attached to your DNA or your eyes or your  

[01:26:12] Unknown:

Well, I mean, they're capturing data from everything. Why would they use it against you? A 100%.  

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Well, then it was someone just didn't they just make a a blind person?   Didn't they just do something with a blind person?  

[01:26:26] Unknown:

I am blind, and now I see. Yeah.  

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They made a blind person see again, I think, through Neuralink.   Yeah. That's what I'm always attached to the Neuralink, like, one of the Neuralink patients supposedly, and then they Was this a VAX injured person?   I don't know. I don't know. That's a anywhere.   That is an excellent question.  

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Yeah. That's  

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a good question. Yeah. Do you have to It's the more definition of break fix. Well, you need to converge your biodigital identity to receive your EBT card upgrade  

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that works at the register now? Exactly. Oh. It'll be the new form it'll be the new form of SNAP benefits.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. SNAP in the wrist.  

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I don't know, Margo. I don't know.  

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Yeah. Didn't they try this at,   airport somewhere and it didn't go over overly well?  

[01:27:28] Unknown:

The airport food isn't very good.  

[01:27:30] Unknown:

Wasn't   there a country that made it so you had to have digital ID in   imprinted into you in order to fly in that country?  

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Are we talking about Australia again?  

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Maybe.   That seems like it. Yeah.   Yeah. Australia likes to be the leader in that kind of crazy shit, doesn't it?  

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Well, it's sad.  

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Yeah.  

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Or I should say bloody sad. Bloody bloody shame. What is it what is that city that,   Crow always talks about is always, like, basically the first city that they start out with that shit? Is it Darwin or something? Ducheville.   Crowe seven seven seven talks about this a lot.   Mhmm.  

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Is it Darwin, Australia?  

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Hoopers.  

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Oh, is this an actual  

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you're streaming. Oh. Yeah. Yes. This is live.  

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Yeah. We're live.   This is our Halloween party birthday party.  

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Mhmm.  

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Cool.  

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We appreciate you coming on.  

[01:28:39] Unknown:

I didn't realize there was an actual stream. I just saw a StreamYard link, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna jump in.   And I could see you guys were going for a minute.  

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Yes.   Mhmm.  

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I just I couldn't find you on, any of the,   you know,   the teleportation links on Rumble or YouTube.  

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Gotcha.   Understood.  

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It was probably just us watching.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. This this is the this is the three d Halloween special with guests on the Benjamin Baldrige's YouTube channel, which may be a member's only video   after the stream ends. It's always an option. We appreciate everyone who signed up for membership.  

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Well, Marcus, you paired it in AM, so I jumped in.  

[01:29:22] Unknown:

I did indeed. Open panel.   Respect the link far and wide. Happy birthday. Well, it's Steve Steve started with us earlier, but, you know, he's at the show in the morning. So he was he just missed him.  

[01:29:33] Unknown:

That's okay. I'll see him another time. I'll see him on Thursday.   Okay.   How old are you, Ben?  

[01:29:38] Unknown:

50.  

[01:29:40] Unknown:

Nice.   You made it.  

[01:29:43] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah.   Top of the hill.   You betcha. Eight grandkids,   so they let me know.  

[01:29:54] Unknown:

Did they kick you in the balls?  

[01:29:57] Unknown:

You know,   thankfully, not so much. My my oldest grandson is wicked good at soccer,   and,   he's got one hell of a kick. What's up, David?   How you doing, brother? David and, David and his wife, they, they do a flat earth conference in Minnesota there.  

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Oh, oh, cool. Cool. What's up, Michael?  

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But yeah. No. They they don't, my grandkids are pretty I'm pretty close with   depending on the parent which one they came from. I'm pretty close. I spend quite a bit of time with most of my grandkids.   There's a couple That's super cool.   Yeah.   Yeah. It's nice. They're way better than kids.  

[01:30:37] Unknown:

If you could still Yes. Because you can give them away.  

[01:30:40] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. You can give them back. Yeah. Well, and also it's just,   it's this thing where you're not tied. You're not responsible for their behaviors.   And so you can find the same things cute, whereas a parent,   you have to punish it punish certain things. You have to try and set them straight on things. And as a grandparent, you're like, oh, I love you. You know? Yeah. You just gotta step back and let the parent do the parenting. Right?   Exactly.   Exactly.   So it's it's nice. You get to have more of that,   unconditional type love. Whereas a parent, you really do need to   your treatment of the kid needs to be more conditional and, you know, because you're you need to put them in line sometimes.  



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What's a lesson that you learned as a kid from your parents that you'll never forget?  

[01:31:28] Unknown:

One of the ones that's my favorite that I don't see in the world today, and I and I haven't shown it on the panel tonight, but typically, I'm an extremely observant person when the world around me.   And   most people, I feel like people walk   walk with blinders at this point and don't really pay attention to what's going on at all.  

[01:31:51] Unknown:

And it's just not That was an excellent question.  

[01:31:54] Unknown:

Yeah.   It was. And I I feel like if we could start being you know, and and and honestly, it's probably half because they're they're so used to just staring right here at their phone   that that's where their attention goes 90% of the time. They aren't used to expanding it. Like,   my my oldest daughter, I was in,   Reno with her husband once.   And   I'm looking at say Reno? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's where I live. Oh, really?   Yeah. Well Well, shit. We pass through all the time. It's a it's a interesting place. Maybe we'll meet up for supper sometime or something. I'd love to.   We actually used to live in Redding, and Reno was really close, you know, easily accessible. You just shot across   Lassen there, and you're right. You're in Reno.  

Then we moved to Humboldt, so we're like four hours from where we were before. So now it's now it's a chunk further, but still, we pass through there we pass through there regularly because I drive to, South Dakota a lot. My kids are all in South Dakota   and because that's where I'm from. And so we drive right down the interstate there in Reno and go through we to the Reno   and, Winamaca. My dog got hit because I was hauling a a U Haul, and I had a trailer attached.   And that I stopped at that Motel six there in Winamaca just this quick crash out for the night and then drive again in the morning.   And the road was so   uneven from the entrance to the,   hotel   that it disconnected my trailer,   and I jumped out to go quick try and slap it on. My dog jumped out and ran out into traffic.  



[01:33:36] Unknown:

Yeah. That sounds awful. And Yeah. Was that girl's name was her name Zephyr Taylor? I couldn't I couldn't see it. Yeah. Zephyr a Voxel.  

[01:33:45] Unknown:

Alright. I hope she comes back. She's alright. She probably will. She probably just had computer problems. Yeah. Ben, what's one thing you learned as a grandparent  

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as seeing the younger generation?  

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As a grandparent, what I see the biggest problem that I see is is we baby kids.   Mhmm. And I've really watched that throughout my life and and Participation   trophies.   Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. We keep we we award them for doing nothing,   and then   we don't expect any responsibility out of them like like it's somehow harmful to give them responsibility.   That's weird. And then we Accountability.  

[01:34:24] Unknown:

Own your shit. Accountability.  

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Exactly.   And if you don't teach that to them when they're young,   when they become adults, how do you expect them to have it? They've never tried.  

[01:34:35] Unknown:

They look at your insurance till they're 26.  

[01:34:39] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, one thing I've seen, there's so many, like, helicopter parents now. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Let your kids live. Let your kids do things. If you never let them go out and earn on their own like, when I was when I was 12, I was making money.   I I was selling newspaper subscriptions for the Boulder Daily Camera,   making, like I started out making, like, $2.50 for every subscription I sold, and I worked my way up to, like, $4.50.  

[01:35:07] Unknown:

And You mean, like, $2.50?  

[01:35:09] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not $2.50, like, 200 and okay. No. No. No. Like, $2.50.   Yeah.   And I got it up to $44   and 50¢.   And I would make you know, I by the time I was making $4.50,   subscription, I was making, like, $300   a week back in the fucking mid eighties.  

[01:35:34] Unknown:

Like Better than Sling and Coke or was it? I'm just kidding.  

[01:35:38] Unknown:

No. I was only 12. I was doing I was doing white crosses, though. Like, straight up. Like, I this is before my seizures. That's where a lot of that money ended up going.   And the worst part is is it was just the pharmaceutical industry that got me addicted to them in the first place because I had asthma.  

[01:35:54] Unknown:

I The Sackler family?  

[01:35:57] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.   I I'm vaccine injured myself. My sister actually died from we went in to go get a series of vaccines,   and my sister died from it. And I,   I lived through it, but I got childhood asthma.   Oh my god. Their answer to the childhood   to a childhood asthma   was just giving you white crosses, just straight uppers.   And so, yeah, by the time I was 12 and at the time, my mom moved to Denver because she got a job as, like, a district manager for seven eleven.   And all of a sudden, I'm this farm kid who's living in who's living outside of Denver, and you betcha I was on I was on uppers, which is what I was already taking.   And   you bet I didn't last out there maybe, I don't think, even a year. My mom sent me back home   back to the farm. She's like, no. You need to take your ass back to the farm, boy.  



[01:36:51] Unknown:

I'm sorry you lost your sister, man. That sucks.  

[01:36:55] Unknown:

I don't remember it.   I was all I wasn't quite one I I was just one when she died.   She was she was born two days before my first birthday.   And so   I she died when I was four months old.   And my mom said that, I went around the house looking for her, but she said,   but then, like, a week later, my aunt Jeanette got in trouble. She was in the army, and she was, got in trouble for smoking weed. So my cousin Keisha came and lived with us, and then I just kinda   placed Keisha in, my sister's place. So her and I have a real tight bond.  

[01:37:37] Unknown:

Is there a dollar sign in that name? Keisha? Kesha? No. No. That's not Kesha. Kesha. Okay. Okay. Two e's?  

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E I.  

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E I. K e I s h a. Yeah.  

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Okay.  

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And she wasn't black. Right?  

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No. No. She's half black.  

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Okay.  

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Yeah.  

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No. People would Keisha, and she was very much a 100% black.  

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Yeah. Yeah. My my cousin Keisha is half black too. My aunt, Jeanette, was smoke weed and then dating black guys, obviously.  

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Did you call Jeanette Net net by any chance?  

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Netty.net.  

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That's   I love it.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. I think one thing with the younger kids now, they're all, like, chubby.  

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Well, it's all the   seed oils, dude. Seed oils.  

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And preservatives.   Mhmm. Like, the the crazy preservatives we put in everything. Like, your body people don't realize that the the the fat, what we call fat,   it's not all really the same thing. This is part of why, like, you see these stories of when they do, like, liposuction.   There'll be, like, teeth in there and all kinds of weird shit. You're just like, what the fuck? How is that in there? It it's literally your body's storage locker for shit it doesn't know what to do with. Mhmm. And this is hard   what's that?  



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Did you see that one   post of, there was, like, a 20 year old girl who had, like, 300 kidney stones.  

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Jesus.  

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Wow. Almost I think some of them got up to, like, five millimeters or something like that. Five millimeters. Drinking energy drinks?   I think it's from, like, Starbucks coffee.  

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Oh.  

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That could be a possibility. Yeah. That's what I was thinking about. Yeah. Oh.   And the one thing with kids nowadays, they don't have, like, that,  

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like, competitive edge where you, like, have that bite. Kids nowadays don't know what it's like to walk up a hill in the snow. I'm just kidding. Both ways to trick or treating. I mean I'm only a few years off of their generation. But How old are you?  

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I'm 25.  

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Oh my god. You baby.  

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Yeah. And so I've   it's just   I mean, I also grew up, like, with my older brother.   So, like and he's thirty thirty something now.   But, yeah, they just I don't know. It must be   the, like, the phones, to be honest.  

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It's a combination of things. I think it's a combination of, like, all the poisons, but our bodies are miraculous, and we forget that sometimes.   Mhmm.   You know, you think about kidney stones, that's your body's way of telling you, this thing doesn't belong in here and   should probably get rid of it. It's also, like, creating, like, some sort of situation where your system's not gonna function like it should.   But there's ways there's plant based medicine, you know, and   marijuana being the first.  

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So if we're getting back to SNAP and the food benefits Sorry. That's right. That's right. Make America healthy again. Is that is that part of the the make America healthy again is, like, you know, rue some of the SNAP benefits for a while and get people to try  

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actual grown food and not the stuff filled with preservatives and boxes and cans? Right. And not to be a doom scroller, but our soil is poisoned, which poisoned our our, gut health. You know, it it it ruined our gut biome.   Mhmm. I don't know if you guys know who Zach Bush is. He's got some good info out there about how to, like, fix your   microbiome in your gut.   Is,  

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I don't know exact exact bush, but I do know,   John Brisson.  

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Mhmm. Okay. And I also think they've, like, made everyone scared of salt.  

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Yeah. Oh, dude.   Sodium is like it's an essential mineral. Mhmm. Dude, in in the summer when I'm out doing farm work, there's sometimes I damn near drop on my knees and lick the fucking cow lick. Like, you're just dying to get salt. Like,   like, he's like, I already salted that. You're like, don't   care. Need salt.   Done sweated all my salt out. Your salt your your your sodium salt is what's setting the electro conductivity in your body for the most part.   Mhmm. Which is how your signals are carried.  

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So how do you like your fish, Marcus?  

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Stinky.   I like all I like all the fish.  

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In a bag, in a can. He's like he's like, you you you you seen Forrest Gump and the Bubba shrimp dude? That's Marcus and the fish. I'm gonna show you some, potato lefts there.  

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Some of some of miss Olsen's potato loves,   made in Minnesota, but it has preservatives in it. So I'm I'm not gonna eat it. I'm just leaving it in the bag. It'll preserve itself for all time. I don't think Yeah. He doesn't want that after this Thin Mint Whip. It's He's got So so the answer is I I like it, you know, fresh cut   with limited mercury amounts in it, but it's okay.  

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Right. Should we just come up with new ways to test our food before we eat it? I don't know. Oh, yeah. Transfer  

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it. He'll also  

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genteel fish.  

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Four month old Big Mac.  

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Gotta bring Mikey back.  

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Mikey likes It's just it's just having protein.  

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You know, a lot of this is just people sit around and snack all day, but   eat your protein, you you don't snack as much.   It's like the nutrient deficiency is such a huge thing.   And people who snack or they don't snack or they drink   coffee and then they hit their vape, and it's like, well, why are they vaping so much? Have they eaten anything today? Right. Have they hydrated?   Yep. Have they drink water?  

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Do you drink ant eat anchovies?  

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On pizza.  

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Alright.  

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Wow. It's got high omegas in it. Right?  

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Fish oils are good.   Mhmm.  

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They didn't keep as omegas. Hell, no.  

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What, what's your blood type?  

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Very good. A plus, I think.  

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Okay. I'm o positive, so universal donor.  

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Yep.  

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One thing I figured out recently, my mom's friend's husband is in the hospital.   He's super jabbed,   and he is getting blood transfusions with the COVID blood.  

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That's my shit.  

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And, he's he's had a reaction every time he's had a transfusion   and a different reaction every time.   Yeah. Beep beep on that for sure. Beep beep.  

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Back that up.   Mhmm.  

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Speaking of Canada like, you can't I'm just saying, if we're gonna take care of each other, I will give you my blood.  

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I got a positive also.   That's that's part I'm a vegetarian   myself   because of that.   Mary Moe. And my wife's an o, and she,   she eats   a lot of red meat.  

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And She's a carnivore. Is also just donate your,   marrow.   That's, highly sought after. It's universal   donor situation as well.  

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But Do you know how painful it is to have that extracted?  

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I can only imagine.  

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It's not fun to get that extracted.  

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It could save some poor kid's life.  

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Yes, ma'am. I I shattered my whole left side, and all my bones got busted apart and then pinched out together.   It was I flew off a motorcycle into a tree at, like, fifty five. What kind of motorcycle? Are we talking Kawasaki?   Yeah. It was a Kawasaki,   February.   It was a two stroke two fifty.  

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Yeah. I was out there. Kawasaki ninja's cool. Kawasaki   ninja's rule.  

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Toasted buttons, you wanna come in and play?   Marcus put the link in there somewhere.   It's in the description of the video. Do some birthday dabs. Mhmm. Oh. I'm sorry if I made it weird, guys. I totally just jumped in randomly, but You absolutely did not make it weird. We're we're we're appreciating   that you showed up. We're enjoying what you're talking about. Mhmm. We're obviously,   on the same page. I, myself, like, when my mom got the vaccine, I was like,   are you kidding me?   Are you kidding me? Like, she cried the day that when they when when it came out in court that,   the SIDS SIDS was an injury.  

And   it was like, yeah.   My sister died.   Yeah. Like, yeah. She realized because, you know, the SIDS thing put a lot of really bad emotional baggage on people because, like,   you you blame yourself as a parent anyways.   And then when there's no real reason why your kid died, then you just automatically, like, you it's because you're a bad parent.   And then to find out that, you know, it was a vaccine a vaxx, you know, problem,  

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then So she cried about that. I was like Absolutely, man. Like, she was like, fuck. I trusted the system. They told me I needed to do this. I don't know what what year your sister was born, but if it was the eighties,   I'm sure  

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No. We got we got the we got the original   nasties. It's from the seventies.   Back when they had the real juice in there, we were getting the sids.  

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So, dude, '77, I got five shots. I think I got diphtheria.   You know, like, I don't even know what the I got five shots when I was born   or, you know, in that first couple years of life. We didn't have 72.   Yeah. You know what I mean?  

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Yeah. The schedule is out of   out of   control.  

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Yeah. And that was bad. Right? Isn't that the thing? Alright.  

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Sudden adult. Yeah.  

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Yeah.  

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That's a fucking farce.   It's   aluminum in your brain.  

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You remember you remember back in the eighties when them dudes were, like when supposedly, like, three or four people,   had spontaneous   combustion. That's what this reminds me of. You're like, what? That's not a thing.  

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At Lumenum.  

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At Lumenum. Well, actually, it was crazy the amount of, like,   professional athletes. Like, the amount of collapseings   was  

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Yeah. And young people too, man. People your age, dude. Yeah. Like the,  

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yeah, the myocarditis and all that. Sure. There's markets where they bet on athletes getting injuries. Yeah.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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Dude, that's dark.  

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Well, that's the dark markets.  

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Well, I kinda think that's, like, my theory on where sports are gonna go. You know? It can only they can only watch this WWE for so long that they're gonna have to start seeing, like, actual   people tearing each other to pieces.  

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Right. And the WNBA,   I'm people were watching it again because dildos were being thrown at the athletes.  

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Right?  

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Who's offended? Who's offended?   They're offended. They they they can't quick jab jab it in their bag and walk out. Like,   damn it. It's in the middle of everybody will see me do it.  

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Well, I was raised Catholic. I'm always offended. I'm just kidding. Actually, by dumbbells.  

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Dude, I can't wait till I I I'm if Mel Brooks does not completely offend everybody with start with bucket Spaceballs two I was gonna say, is he gonna be in charge? Is he gonna be involved?   He's supposed to be. He's supposedly in charge of it, and I want to see everybody   offended.  

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Jews and Space? I think you should just name it right out. Jews and Space.  

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Moitendizing.  

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He's got the space balls immediately.  

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So you're gonna wear a Spaceballs two official   sweatshirt?  

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We ain't found shit.   Like, my cousin the desert.   We're coming the desert. Black. So when it's a pick when it was a pick, I died laughing because as a little kid, you know, you don't really think of such things, and all my cousins use picks. And you're like Oh, yeah. We ain't found shit.   We ain't found shit.  

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Yeah. Just is we getting EBD this month? Did you get that?  

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Dude, I'm telling you. If they don't   if they cancel EBT, grocery prices are gonna go down, like, right now.  

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Right now. And then people are gonna get gonna cash reserves.  

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The whole looting scandal that that wasn't Well, didn't get it. That's the threatening of, oh, we're gonna rob Walmart. Have at it. I don't show up there, motherfuckers.   You you can rob the Waltons all fucking day. I don't give a fuck.  

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Well, Well, I I would ask if That's that's that's People are getting a Walmart card ready, their Target card ready. Well, if I don't have a EBD card, I gotta have a Walmart card. So now they're buying groceries on credit. So consumer   debt increases.  

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I mean, also I was talking about Your dependency increases. To their car. Maybe.  

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Yeah. I know. And freaking I I've said that before if the system collapses.   Poor people don't go to the nice places to get their food. They don't even think of it. They it it's very similar to the riots. The riots are always in their neighborhoods. They don't go riot in other places.   Like,   they aren't gonna go rob the fucking the the   the fucking real fancy,   health food store. That's the place to go.  

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Also, usually, they're very small. You can,   and they don't have cameras, so you could get away with it, essentially. And most of them are pretty liberal.  

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They'll probably let you steal a fucking zucchini if you don't really need it that bad. I live I live fucking by Eureka Eureka, California.   All libtards.   All old hippies.   All just like and I have literally watched people steal things, and the store employees, like, basically just you need to leave. And, like, people walk in with no intention. I just start grabbing shit, and you could tell they're just getting ready to bolt back out the door. Like, you need to leave. You're just stealing. You need to go. It's like getting it's like watching people in Canada fucking or something. You're like, what the fuck is even happening? You don't have those,  

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the asset protection team?   You don't have that all protection? They're called, like, asset protection teams. Protection?  

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Tokesies here.  

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No. No. We I live I live, like, in a very remote,   tiny area.  

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Yeah. Where I do, there there's, like, every time you walk out of a store like that, there's, like,  

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five  

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kids. The Walmart is the best. Feeding our population with actually healthy food,   and then they're like, oh, I all of a sudden, I'm not angry because I'm eating good food now and not preservatives and chemicals. And maybe my brain's starting to,   I don't know,   stabilize.  

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Not to mention just a little bit more angry in your life.  

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Yeah. That's why the oxy the oxy, epidemic helped with that because   oxy is like anger in a pill.  

[01:53:18] Unknown:

Thank you, Sadler family. Once again why Margaret Jackson was so angry all the time.  

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Yeah. Oxy, if you dude, I had I was on it for four months when I when I flew off the motorcycle,   and I quit. I threw it I had, like, a two year prescription,   and I quit after, like, four months. I was using salves and shit and eating a lot of edibles. Dude, that's I thought it was supposed to be a relaxer.   You are angry, especially when you have it chipped before it for fucking four, five, six days, and you you're just randomly puking.  

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So is it Yeah. I'd be pretty pissed if I was puking all the time too. You know, that would that would make me angry.  

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Dude, and I'm not talking about just, like, normal puking. I'm talking about that you're trying to puke your soul out puking. Like dry heaving? Like a variety?   Cream hangover puking? Yeah. Like like you like, there's nothing there, but your stomach's just like  

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It's convulsing? It's convulsing.   You have convulsions.   Yeah. Yeah. It's like epilepsy. Like like that like that puking scene from team America.  

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You ever seen that? All bad.   Puppets. Or or like the or like the, the family guy where they drip drank the fucking,  

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did you see our, Laura Lumina costume that we're looking for people to wear? Now Marcus is trying to get us to puke.   That'll do it. That'll do, donkey.  

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I'll definitely dry heat when I see Laura Loomis' face.  

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She  

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looks like one of those she looks like the   twins.  

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Oh.  

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Dude, tell me it doesn't. Did she see the same surgeon that the twins fucking were using or something?   Hold on. Brothers. Yeah. The boys. The Akhenaten.  

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Donov?  

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Yeah. But Donadventure or some shit like that. Padangadonga?   Yeah. Jim, you got any pictures? They thought that they they thought the two of them were Akhenaten   fucking,   reincarnated,   both of them.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. It took two bodies. Akhenaten has gotten strong and big as a spirit. It took two dudes. Bog killed.  

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No. My favorite was when she was sucking Trump's   dick.  

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Allegedly.  

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Well, now is it okay. Isn't she,   anti Semitic? Is that why she hates it? Is that is that what she's angry about?  

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No. She's angry because she couldn't hit the toasty up.  

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That's true.   That's true.   I would not want I would not want somebody that looks like the may like the sister from the dude from mask   either.  

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I can't handle that toasty rejection.  

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It would hurt. It would hurt.  

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It would hurt a lot. Just just ask Rob Norris, chat.  

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You've been over in Rob Norris chat raising hell. Americans.  

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Oh, it's just I'm just saying you you haven't aura farm that place till they start making emojis out of you.  

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That is true. We are aura farmers over here.   Oh, fuck. Got the Bogdan  

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twins here. They can say I win something more. I still win at the end of the day.  

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We figure Steve and I smashed him in that debate. Yeah. Look at this. Now now the here here, look at this dude's face shape and everything else. Look at look at his lips and his cheeks and all that. Now pull up that   actual Laura Loomer.  

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The actual Laura Loomer? We gotta lose that beard. We lose all that power. It's like being Samson.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You you don't wanna if you shut if you shave the beard, that's the first step step to be in a tranny.  

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For real. For real.  

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Some people don't need masks. They just need to show up.  

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It   gets  

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mask, guys.  

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That's a lot of Ptolemy everyday out there. Contaminated.   Yeah. Look. This, like, 13 year old already has a mustache. He'll have a beard by the time he's, like, a 13 year old. That's a 30 year old man. I think his name is Jay. It is not. Is that is that Kyle Ritten?  

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Whatever. No.  

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Kyle Rittenhouse,   that's awesome.  

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Is it?  

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No. It's absolutely not Kyle Rittenhouse. No. It was a joke. Lara Loomer.   Lara no. Sorry.   Oh my god. I just totally said that. Lara,  

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you guys know. Know if if that's what shopping on Timu does to you, I'm good.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. She wanted she wanted a high value, man.   She didn't order she didn't order a l alanmarcus.com.   She ordered at emu.  

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She she bought that she bought that boy, and she's hoping for a high value man. So she got in there early to hoping hoping to raise him into a high value man, a high value Republican rhino.  

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If she wants a high value man, all she's gonna do is go look around in the crucibles. She'll find plenty of them. Yeah.  

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Yeah.   Oh, fuck.   You got like, I yeah. You know what, though?   I I gotta I gotta respectfully disagree with you on this one, Toasty. They don't want no girls over there. They No. They don't hate that, man. They hate Because they want all dudes. Their sausage party. That's why ortho, that's why ortho Exactly. They talk about ortho being the fastest growing church by percentage in the country.   It's also all dudes.  

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Right. No. They're into that they're into that   that Roman brotherhood.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Straight up. There's a lot of towel snapping   naked towel snapping going on in in, oil rubbing.   Marte is   the oil boy.  

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Well, I mean, you know, they gotta have they gotta have somebody for the 100 dudes, one guy cup,   one   cup video. One cup?  

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So we were talking about Tucker Carlson and all these interviews he gets, and he he's interviewing   Fuentes.   And, apparently, Fuentes doesn't have a lot of experience with women.   He's born with a twin sister. I think Shocking.   Right. So   so Tucker's just talking to him, listening to him, and then he gets to the end of the interview, and he's he's talking about women. And   why why do you not like women so much?   And Fanta doesn't have a good answer, but that type of man just doesn't have a lot of time to spend with women, with sisters, with females, with the fairer sex. What if he got molested by a woman?   It's an open question.  



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But we all know we all know Destiny Bloom, and that turned him gay.  

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Yeah. I was gonna say, I don't think he likes women. I think he's, like, like, you know, he him him being a gay Catholic cat boy is what people are calling him. Groiper sound like maybe a dude touching another dude somewhere? Like Yeah. I mean, all the griper. I couldn't imagine calling myself a fucking griper. That's just weird.  

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Yeah. That's I can imagine staying that with your chest.   Yeah. I Oh, griper.  

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I don't know how to They're all, like, generation alpha.  

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That's like that's Is that what they're calling it now?   That's gotta send, like, smoke signals to chicks. They're like, yeah.  

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I'm gonna stay away from that. Well, his Wang half is pretty cool. You know a Wang half? White ass nigga going hard as fuck.  

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That's pretty good.  

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Which half does he have?   Top half, bottom half, or is it left side or right side? W a n g. I hope it's lower half. Lower half.  

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Oh, fuck.   That's no head.  

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Well, so, again, a lot of people are like, I don't know   Fuentes is. I haven't heard of him. Well, after the Charlie Kirk vigils and the the last candles finally were snuffed out on Charlie Kirk's life and legacy, they're like, here's the next guy.   He's ready. Fuentes, raise him up. Put him on the platform. Put him on I I I don't see how they could possibly  

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replace Charlie Kirk with him. Charlie Kirk ground ground level  

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built that audience of college kids that, you know, keep doing it for I think they're replacing Charlie Kirk with that fresh and thick guy, the Myron.  

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Myron? No. Myron will never get the, likability that I think it's gonna be Stu Peters. I'm just kidding. Part. Right? We don't have that rig. Right. Just talk about that rig.  

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Right. What's his name? The Stein?  

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Alex Stein? Alex Stein? Nah. Stein's too much of a just it's too offensive. Thank you, Javier. Yeah. We just got harder. He's like a Steven Crowder mix with Part of what made Harley Kirk really stand out was he was an easily approachable guy.   Like, he was not the he was very nonthreatening.   Even though he was, a debater, he was really very nonconfrontational   about it. Like, the way he talked, he didn't  

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talk down to people. Like, he he made it No. He was an arrogant prick sometimes. Come on.  

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Hey. He he he really wasn't that bad compared to, like, anybody else that speaks on those things. Well, let's you talk to not in your new, like, names. Like, you want Compare him to Andrew Wilson how bad he is. How bad he is? Oh god. Oh god. You're you can't even compare the two. Andrew Wilson is, like, fucking throwing a person through a wood chipper compared to having a conversation.  

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I know a lot of people who lost their finger to a wood chipper.   Right?  

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Right? Well, define wood chipper.   Because, you know, we gotta get you off the semantics. It destroys ligaments in your hand.  

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What I what I'm doing is the PTOs on tractors that fuck people up in augers.  

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I know so many people that have lost an arm or a leg or a fucking hand from to PTOs on tractors or augers. Well, you've been South Dakota, so that definitely painted a picture for me for sure. And then Minnesota, you definitely knew somebody who might have lost an appendage.  

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Sorry. I know a guy who lost both of his arms, walked into the bathroom, called 911 with his fucking feet, and laid in the bathtub. True fucking story.  

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That's And he survived. Yeah. Survived. Right there. Yeah. That's the perfect We need to write a song about that gentleman.  

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Don't give up. Never surrender.  

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Awesome. I actually work in the wood chipper.   My first my my second job, not selling the newspapers, but my first, like, labory shitty job. Who did we just lose?  

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No one. Jim? Where'd Jim go? He's in fact. The,  

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my first shitty laboring job,   I I my dad made me go work for the people next door, and the husband had been clunked in the head, so he was handicapped at that point. And the wife had her arm ripped off in the PTO of the tractor.   And for $3 an hour, they had me shoveling liquid pig shit out of their the way pig barns are set up is it's like the the center of the barn's higher, and then there's a crop on the whole outside because pig shit's pretty liquid. And it all just rolls off to the outside, and then you're supposed to have an auger that augers it out and sprays it out into a field. But it was cheaper to hire my dumbass for $3 an hour than it was to fix the auger.  

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So those ham those ham beefs are never passed in solids. It's always passed in liquids?   Yeah. It's lick pigs are very liquid. So they're not getting a lot of fiber.  

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Pigs lead anything.  

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Not at all.  

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Could you be could you be the wood chipper if you have if you have high fiber?   Have to test that sometime. You made you made one mistake on that one. That was great. Talking with you guys.  

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Oh, that was great. We really appreciate everyone jumping in, talking.   Oh, cool. Filling the space.   We've we've been talking for a a year now, and I don't think we've run out of things, let's just say, but we wanted to   inject some new lifeblood   on Halloween,   bringing some new ideas.  

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Well, and the thing is our original aim   was we had a problem with the OrthoBro crowd and the Red Pill crowd.   And that they're we understand that there is definitely   a lack of manliness out there. But you guys ain't it.   Like, your your bad example is your fucking self.   You can you can be manly   without being like like Andrew Wilson in this whole thing that just happened. This is such a being a man without being a dick. Yeah. Without being a cunt. Like, the whole thing is is while I'm while I'm the leader in my house, my wife brings me food. She brought me my hot chocolate.   I don't do any inside chores. My wife is also provided for and protected   and respected. Like, there's a symbiosis   in that, and she makes me feel better as a person, and I make her feel safe as a person.  

It's a it's an exchange,   and it's not supposed to be a domination.   Like, that's and and you are and just from his reaction here, and and it's an extreme overreaction,   you can tell what type of person he would be if he was given power. And he runs around tell telling everybody how   people like him should be the only ones in power. Well, this is the kind of shit you would do, dude. This is the kind of shit you would do. Like a fucking high school girl, you would fucking try and destroy somebody's life because you're throwing a temper tantrum.  

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Because this dude got fucked up on screen by yours truly, I guess.  

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Was it an ego an ego situation?  

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Yeah. Who's that guy?   And and all these guys are doing that now. Like, they wanna be treated like special boys,   because Andrew Wilson   took off. And   the thing that he does well   is that he was going around and,   debating, like, younger girls a lot of times, super leftist liberals,   and he's and he's good at,   debate   straight out.   And he's got a very aggressive,   very, pushy way about him, and he would really smash these people. Well, what's happened is is now he's developed, like, an army of angry incels who hate women that because they've never gotten their pee pee touched ever.   And so  

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they these Let me handle them.  

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What's that?  

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She wants to let me handle them like large March. Let me handle them. Sure. Not exactly. Well, send them to Leeli.  

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Have a consultation with Leeli over there. Well, apparently, all it takes is a girl laughing at one of his homeboys and cause him to lose his shit. So I grew up with men. I know how to handle you guys. I'm good.  

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It's not hard.  

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It's really not. But if it is, then you know you have a little leg up. Just kidding.   Right? Right. His leg. His leg. Her legs. Sorry. Sorry. I grew up in a deli too. I think I was telling you earlier, I   a bait and tackle shop. Like, I heard men   talk a lot of shit.   And I wasn't supposed to be there, but I was within earshot. And Yeah. I don't know. I I think I've learned a lot about men, and it sucks that women   use whatever their tits and ass to,   do whatever fucking men magical act that they do on men. You know? And I'm sorry that you guys are so easily enamored, but  

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It's glamour magic.  

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Boobies. You know? You guys just get, like, boobies, cleavage. You know? It's it's it is easy for women to really, like,  

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fucking Who's great.  

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Too. What are you gonna do? But I never respected women that did that. Alright? I don't respect women that do that.  

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Well, where where mistake one came in   in the way the   history of The United States,   where mistake one came in was men's suffrage.   So prior to men's suffrage, there was two categories of men.   And   these other weak ass men,   they didn't become strong because they were given equal rights. They were just given equal rights.   And and so at one point in time, you did definitely have that class of weak ass men   who go and chase after that kind of bullshit.  

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And then you had a class of men that were trying to make something of themselves, build something. And then you had a class of women helping you butcher the meat that you got from, you know, going hunting. You know? Like Yeah. Yeah. That's the woman you want.  

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Yeah. You want well, you want the yeah. You want the mother that's gonna take care of your home and and do shit with you,   like, a 100%.   And it's these weak men that empower those nasty women.   And and there's a whole bunch of them fuckers.   And when we gave them equal rights, that's when things got really weird.   And the and men are really,   like, I was talking about this on Beth Marr's channel the other day. What a lot of these girls don't understand is is, like, for a high an actual dude that's worth a shit.  

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Even if You think you think it has something to do with the fact that we stopped building houses ourselves?  

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Oh, yeah. That definitely done. That that   definitely makes a huge difference. I've built my own homes and my own farm, and   men don't do that kind of thing. And you need to, as a man, have a home before you even think about dating that's yours. That's exactly what I'm getting at. 100%. You don't have that home.  

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And then your wife, she watches you build the damn thing, and then she just she just has all that appreciation there. You know?  

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Also, have you ever been with a guy? And I know you haven't, but have you ever been with a guy that, like, is their mom is kind of you were talking about helicopter parents earlier.   You know, I've dated guys whose mom is, like, all up in their shit, and they're, like, telling you how to be a woman to him. And you're like, no, bitch. I know how to be a woman to him. I don't need your fucking lessons.   He came to me because you failed.   Sorry.  

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That's a nightmare.  

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I just don't think any of us would have anything to really say to that.  

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No. No. And I love my mother-in-law.   Don't get me wrong. I I you know? But she's starting to understand my stance on things.   And that's you know, you gotta battle the mom sometimes in this situation. Like, yo, you raised your son to be a pussy, but he's got some really good male traits. He can hunt. He can fish. He can fix any fucking vehicle.   You know what I mean? Like, you did a good job as a mother, but you kinda didn't help him on the women front   because you just ate shit from your husband.   I'm not gonna eat shit from my husband. So when he met me, he was like, oh, who's this wild one?   And, you know, he's he's realizing ten years in. It all starts on the home.  



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I mean, I was supposed to say Sorry. Just wanted to add on about upset from what they're seeing, like, on their phones.  

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Well, they don't expect they don't explain to young men   that failing the shit test is how you win as a guy.   Like, women will ask you to do some shit to see if you do it and then know that you're a weak pussy ass for doing it. And they want you to buck and say No. I've never done that to a man. That's I don't know what kind of women. But most women do that because they're testing to see whether they can   who's who's not Maybe you wanna be a little more relationship. Specific with that? All they don't know they're doing No. I think it's more of a Yeah. They don't know they're doing it. It's it's it's a dominance it's a dominance thing. And I I've always viewed women like cats. Like, most cats like, if you've ever watched cats, mate,   one of the coolest ones, I was at a cat preserve, and these two cats that there was only, like, 11 of them left in the world, they all sudden were mating. And so that was pretty wild to watch. But the female throws the I'm ready to breed scent.  

And then as soon as that male has her attention, she immediately   quits putting out any signals. Yeah. And he has to I got you. He has to go fight for it at that point.   And if he can't conquer her,   then   how was she exposed to expect him to protect put herself   underneath him, protect her from the world?   So it's a it's a whole and women do that with shit tests.  

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No. I don't do any shit tests. You live your test together.   Where did you meet your other? Like, where did you meet My wife now doesn't do that. I I No. I'm saying no. But where did you meet?  

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My wife my wife right now I that I had that I'm married to, we met at work.  

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I met my dude at a bar,   and I thought it was gonna be a one night stand.   And, apparently, my skills were   higher level. And   I'll tell you what I'll tell you what, man.   You know,   I'm not proud of it, but I met,   he he is a dude. He is a fucking guy's guy.   He has a hard time with women.   And it's funny that he met me because I am a handful, if you can't tell already.   And   I challenge him in good ways, though. Like, that's how you're supposed to be with each other. You gotta challenge each other and you don't challenge each other to destroy one another.   You challenge each other to get better.  



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Yeah. You're being you're being you're being good faith about it. That's not most women.   I mean, I read not much already. Exist.   They do. They do. I'm not stating they don't. I'm married to a good woman.   I'm phenomenal.   But   the the majority that these younger men are trying   to interact with out there, they're not. And the the thing that these young men are then looking to older, stronger men, and what they're finding is is guys like Andrew Tate,   Andrew Wilson, some of us have Christian assholes. Right?   That's what I'm saying. So that was our entire,   original mission was to try and provide that. Like,   just because   you're,   you wanna be a dominant man doesn't mean you need to be a complete douchebag.  



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Like, the two things have to be the same. No. You need to be a protector. Yes. And she's gonna be your protector. She's gonna be yourself bomber.   So she's gonna be the one who's like, I see what's going on. I got your back.   Not let me handle this.  

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But let me  

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what was that? I'm sorry.  

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I was agreeing with you as saying women are absolutely much better at seeing social shit that's coming down the tubes.  

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Sometimes.   If they're not an OnlyFans whore, but  

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Well, I don't You know what I'm saying? Every one of them. Holy smoke. And that and then that's more often. I mean, it's we're we're getting  

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three zero fours are becoming way too common.  

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Exactly.  

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Well, and and then, honestly  

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honestly,   just without any emotion or anything into it,   how do you how do you explain to young girls that they're destroying their lives when they see when they see icons going out and, like, that girl that just turned 18, like, a month ago or something, that  

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Became a millionaire.   Like, Connie Blue.  

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No. Not that chick. That chick that chick's wildly crazy. No. This this young girl that just started, she on her eighteenth birthday,   which was, like, a month ago, she made over a million dollars in, like, three hours.   How do you how do you tell young girls, oh, you're destroying your life becoming a You're selling your fucking soul. That's how you tell them. I agree.  

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Yeah. But then we're mansplaining.  

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Yeah.  

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It's the me generation. We're being more optimistic.  

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Social approval. Like, no They're calling they're calling that freedom   because the only thing that you can really tell them is that later in life, no real quality man is ever gonna wanna be with you. And I don't need no man. I'm a millionaire. I'm on my own.  

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I deserve not to say as fuck.  

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Yeah.   Honey, that all that money in the world ain't gonna fill your soul if you got nobody to share it with.  

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And looks don't stick around too long.  

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No. No. Gravity will always have its way with a female for sure.  

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And then where are they at?  

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Hopefully, they're not a d cup.   I know. Otherwise, you're playing double Dutch.  

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Well, that's where there's all the plastic surgeries that step in to keep you beautiful longer.  

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Well and that's just it, dude. Like, are you that girl that's gonna get I don't even get Botox. Like, there's no way I'm injecting something in my face to make me look like a fucking Muppet.   You remember the the rock star on the Muppets, the the chick? What was her name? Janice?  

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean like beads in her hair.  

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Yeah. She was like just yeah. Janice, man. Yep.   That was my role model growing up.   Janice from the Muppets.  

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That's weird.   That's weird. I'm really high. Like, that shit that shit that shit looks scary.  

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That shit looks scary. Like, why would I want The one the one at left?   I kinda wanna be right. That that gets you going.  

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Dude, now do that fucking who was that prime minister from, like, New Zealand? Remember that chick? What was her name? Oh, super cunt.   What the fuck was her name? Oh my god. And you just saw her deteriorate.   And it was because she was being evil on top of gravity   and a female.   And, she just looks   abysmal at the end of her career.   It's like, who's gonna wanna fuck that? Nobody.   But,   Botox might help.  

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Good set of dentures.   And she has her yeah. Her teeth are just   very pearly white, very expensive teeth.  

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She's got nice veneers.  

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Jacinda.  

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Jacinda. Thank you, brother.  

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Jacinda.  

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Is it Jacinda?  

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She'll give you a great big nerd.  

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Fire marshal.  

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Sounded like a horse while she's doing it. Yeah. It's like fire marshal bill mixed with a horse. Horse girls.  

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They just got that was that was the warning in the Midwest. Just just beware of the horse girls. You know, they're they're gonna love their horse more than you and can't afford a horse girl. Oh. So it's the idea of the Midwestern girl who wants to stay in the Midwest but be in the princess seat.   So she wants to get the high value   male who's gonna give her horses.   Now this is Jacinda.  

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I love it. I love that you brought it. So there, there's the progression of, like, when she was kinda cute and then when she totally   deteriorated   as a human because she was selling her soul. But that's the thing, man. These girls are selling their soul,   if that's worth anything.  

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I think there was a picture of Liv Tyler there.  

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Is there a Liv? Dot of a rock. Oh, god. What does she look like now?  

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She's still an elf. She's still in the Lord of the Rings. And, we'll we'll leave her. I was like, we'll leave her. Tyler?   Yeah. Yeah.  

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So who were your, like, hottest chicks? Like, when you were growing up, was it like,  

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Like, in the school or on television? Alright.  

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So in 1995,   Winona Ryder. Winona Ryder when I was a kid. Yeah. She was cool, man. She was in Beetlejuice. It's a babe. She was in Heathers.  

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Yes.  

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Heathers was fucking that's an amazing movie.   She hung out with Christian Slater a lot, I think. I don't know. Uh-huh. Yeah. I think she dated him for, like, a second before she moved on to Johnny Depp. Well, come on, Johnny Depp, dude.   And then,   a whole bunch of basically crazy shit went down between   them, which led to her going to fucking rehab, and that caused her to drop drop out of the accident. She is accountable for her behavior.  

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Yeah. She was raised in a family, the Colt International.  

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Sure.  

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Same with,   what's his name? The the guy that played Joker.  

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Heath Ledger.  

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Oh, Heath Ledger. Oof. Nope. It's not a good guy.   I would die on that broke back mountain.  

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Sure.  

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So we go back to turn of the century, y two k. We had Paris Hilton. We had her best friend. We had a lot of really, really low rise jeans.   So women were really, really   flat.   They were it was heroin chic. Like, that was the thing. Heroin chic, dude. Flatter, the thinner.  

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And then they got to the point where they just Fucking Kate Moss, dude. Kate Moss ruined it for everybody. Heroin chic. She was the queen of heroin chic. Right.   Calvin Klein. Thank you. Got them all fucked up.  

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K.  

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Yeah. I think that was the last generation of truly thin people knowing that   all the seed oils are just gonna make people just carry extra everywhere. So  

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Oh, now the good sober over fucked up.  

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Yeah.  

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That's the problem, man.  

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Right.  

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We we can't just   say, oh, yeah. It was the cocaine that did it. I'm sorry about that, everybody. Now we're just Was it the good cocaine, though?  

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Do you remember the movie Shallow Hell?  

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Oh, yeah. Yes. Of course. Jack Black?  

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Yeah.  

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Shallow how Was he such a shallow guy for wanting a healthy body woman   versus someone who's carrying extra weight? I mean, that was kinda the humor.   I'd gotten back to watching early Mad TV stuff, the first season of Mad TV. Do you guys remember  

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Mad TV at all? Yeah. Do you remember In Living Color? We can go back there too if you like. Yeah. In Living Color. Brothers. Sure. Sure. So Mad TV had Oh, yeah. You remember SCTV?  

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Second City? Alright. Sub Nice. Canadian. Yes.  

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Yep. No. But, yes, I remember Mad TV. It was awesome.  

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It it was. And the humor on that show was very, very funny. There was one black guy who wasn't as black as this other black guy. So they had black hierarchy, but they had women on the show. They had black men and women. They didn't have Asians or anyone else on the show. But for them, it was kind of progressive.   That humor today would just upset people. They would just be confused and upset by it because they've been trained to be offended by everything.  

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We had But I have the Wayans brothers on there. I'm not sure that they're black.  

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Fair.  

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True. The one guy that that that cannot have your number, he was  

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Mhmm.  

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Are we talking about Tommy Robinson? What are you talking about?  

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Maybe.  

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I mean, he was the smallest black guy on Living Color. Mhmm. Very skinny.  

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Well, all those shows, they they do not put new episodes out and we're suffering through Saturday Night Live in their fiftieth.  

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Oh, god. Saturday Night Live is a lot so bad.  

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I mean, from the fucking Bill Murray days. Yeah.  

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Oh, dude. Like, your home I mean, I'm with you. Fucking. That was, like, when it was really excellent was fucking during the Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray,   fucking,   John Belushi,  

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all those Gilda Radner.  

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Oh, god. Gilda Radner. Oh, shit. When she used to do the fucking sitting in the big red chair and fucking swinging her feet and shit. Oh my god. Rosanna Anadanna? Are we talking about wait. You're talking about Lily Tomlin, I think. Oh, that's Tomlin. Yeah. Yep. Yep. That's Tomlin. Oh, god. That shit used to crack me up. And then, Candygram. Candygram,   the the the land the land shark. Land shark.  

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Well, I'm I'm bringing this back to to to the. So now their sense of humor is   in a different place. So to call yourself a griper is kind of a funny thing.   To get other adults to have to explain to other adults on network television what a gripe the griper movement, that to them, that's a victory. So they got that  

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early. They're like, that's fucking retarded, though. It is. It is. Don't wanna call yourself that. Like, why would you tell them all your emails? Files. It's a fucking   sit there and spend, like, fifteen minutes fucking explaining that to somebody before you even get into the freaking debate.  

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Yeah. Like like, listen. Listen. Listen. I I know it sounds like a bunch of twinks.   It does sound like a call themselves gripers,   but but it's not. They're Republicans. They're not  

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oh, no. No. Oh, they're the Republicans.   They're the young Republicans. Ah, that ain't the Republicans.  

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They're voters?  

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They're people that vote? This is the whole  

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point. Exactly.  

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This is the whole point of this thing, bringing people back bringing young men back to a conservative   voter block. That's the only reason why it exists   because there's elections and they need the consent of the young people. These men were not gonna go and vote, but now if they can go to vote and own the Liberals and make the Liberal women cry because all the Liberal women are the first in line at all the voting booths. But now if you get the men, the young men to show up, they weren't gonna show up. But now,   groyper win. 2016, they had the meme wars and the frogs, and everyone is poke posting those jokes online.  

So they got a meme president elected. That was so funny.   Now he's back in office, but now this next election  

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is gonna be an interesting thing. But to get people I don't know who the Republicans I agree with that. I mean, I don't I don't know where we're going in '28. I don't know what the Democrats  

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just have to go on Newsom. Up, Cam. The Democrats are going Newsom without a doubt.  

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No. The Republicans are getting Rubio.  

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You think so, Marco Rubio?  

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We've got our I I don't know. Like, who who are they even really trying to put forth as the selection in '28?  

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Well, that's why they're bringing up a young  

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Teter Teal?  

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Well, the the obvious answer on it's gonna be the vice president. You know? It's gonna be the obvious answer to the JD Vance? Yeah.  

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Vance. Is dead.   We're gonna have a our God president. That's why he's building the, temple on the side of, the White House. Yeah. It's gonna be a ballroom. Gonna be that, like The ballroom. Temple, church, and state.  

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Yep. You you don't like his Odin room?  

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That sounds Hey now.  

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Hey  

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now. Who is that chick, Tia Carrera? She did the, ballroom dance cover that, in Wayne's World, I think. Wayne's World. Oh, yeah. The the ballroom blitz.  

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He just wants the Cats  

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musical, guys. Great movie.  

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Swing. Dude, during the debate with Rob Norah, that was one of the funniest things that they said. We've heard it before, though. We've made the jokes ourselves. Yeah. We've made it ourselves.   What joke?   About about,   depending on what he's wearing, Steve looks like Steve looks like Wayne from like, he's from Wayne's  

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World. Correct.  

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Wayne McCroy on the show. He said there it's a whole bucket of Wayne's on this Wayne.   Bucket of Wayne. Wasn't that a band? Which Wayne's mom are we calling tonight?   Swing.  

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Swing.   Swing. And that was it.  

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Knock it off.  

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Yeah. I remember back when Saturday at live. So back,   like, when when,   Leeli's talking about, that was, like, a 70 Saturday at live. And then it was kinda shitty for a while. And then it was really awesome again.   And then it was kinda shitty for a while, and then it was pretty good again. And that's the way it would. You know? Like, the new guys would come in. The old guys would move out and go they all would go on to movie careers. The new guys would come in, and it would take them a minute to figure out which bits were gonna be funny   and and which bits they were gonna they were gonna, you know, hang their hats on. And the writers too.  

That, Conan was a writer during the good times. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. And now now these light writers are, like, all super feminist liberal fucking idiots,  

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and and they aren't funny. Like, literally, liberals are extraordinarily I don't know. I mean, Alec Baldwin is Trump was pretty peak.  

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You know,  

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he he He kinda fucking rocked that shit. You gotta get that shit. I don't know which one is. Alec Baldwin's fucking,  

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shit.   What was that? Something balls.   Sweaty balls. Sweaty balls. The sweaty balls. Now that shit, what are they funny? The NPR radio sketch? Sweaty balls. Yeah.  

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Well, I mean, in that sense, they were ribbing on the liberals. But to be fair, Alec Baldwin is the old guard. So  

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yeah. The sweaty balls the sweaty balls fucking bit was hilarious.  

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Well, when he fucking pulls Melania's fucking,   underwear out of his breast pocket and uses it as a mask,   That shit was funny.  

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I I wouldn't put I wouldn't put it on a level as of Dana Carvey doing George Bush, though.  

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That shit Dana Carvey Dana Carvey doing Bush with speak.   Thousand points of light. Yeah. But, like, he he does it so fucking well. Well, my point was SNL  

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SNL is the only thing that remains. We don't have Mad TV every week. We don't have any living color, the whitest kids you know.   We we had sketch comedy on on YouTube, and then they try to pick them up and advance their careers. But as far as having a lot of variety in the comedy  

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on network television, they just we just It's not it's not at all. You you have got it's a very niche thing on YouTube.   You've gotta go follow people like legion of skanks.   Steve knows the whole fucking list. If Steve was up here, he could give you the whole list. He knows all of them. There are edgy,   hilarious comedians. Dude, I was watching Legion of Skanks the other the other night. Christy and I were dying. They have these two guys, neither of them particularly bright. One of them is tattooed from, like, the top of his head down, you know, just muscular shit. Looked like he did twelve years in fucking an high security prison.   And they they were gonna have a spelling contest between these two dumb motherfuckers.  

And then they put dog shot collars on them. And as soon as they got a letter on, they would hit them with the dog shot collars.   Oh, fuck. We were dying.   Dying laughing.  

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What did what did you think of Mike Myers doing,  

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Elon Musk? Thanks for coming in, Ryan. Yep. See you, guys. Thanks. Appreciate it. Have a good one. Hey, Grayson. One, buddy.   Yep.  

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Dude, we were dying. Like, the the you could even tell, like, the because the other comedians are the ones holding the buttons.   And, like, the one guy, I swear he just wanted to buzz the guy a number of times. So he's like   he's like the other guy spelled the word right, and he buzzes him. And he's like, why the fuck did you buzz me? And he's like, well, he got the word right. And then he's like,   so I didn't get a word wrong. And they're like, oh, is that the rules?   Is that what oh, I'm sorry. This is like, I you motherfucker.   Oh god. It was hilarious.  



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Hey. Did you catch, when Mike Myers did Elon Musk?  

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Oh, that would be good stuff.  

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Actually, he already did it. He wasn't that great. I I don't think he was that good. Well, FNAF puts their sketches on YouTube.   Mike Myers did   wasn't   he wasn't able to really   bring Mike Myers to Elon.   You can just tell he was very con constrained.  

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Well, I I hope we get a Austin Powers four.  

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No. They he tried Mike Myers, they tried doing a little,   a a show series of with him,   and it was literally the same basic comedy that he did back in the day where he plays multiple characters in the thing and everything.   Mhmm. And it Oh. Flopped.  

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Completely flopped. Yeah. That that that fucking that fucking show where he plays, like, the secret leaders of the world and shit.  

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Yeah. It flopped.   I didn't ever watch it.  

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That's just Part of the problem is we don't have TV guide anymore.  

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It's just he doesn't have the audience there anymore.  

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You get what I'm saying? Yeah. It's it's spread out. I think that's what happened. Comedy had its time and that time's no more. These kids today are gonna laugh about the same shit.  

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Right. Exactly.   Like, it's it's awesome powers level time period humor,  

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and these kids aren't gonna fucking get it. Yeah. So you're saying if awesome powers four was released next Thanksgiving,  

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it wouldn't do very well or it would bomb or people would just not see it? Yeah. I think personally. I think it would. I think it would bomb. Dude, comedies, they don't even play comedies on the big screen anymore, dude. If you wanna see a comedy, you have to go to, like, Netflix or something like that. Yep.  

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Or, you could see, like, stand up bits and shit like that on YouTube. But you there's no big screen comedy anymore. Because of DVD sales. They don't sell DVDs. People don't buy American Pie one, two, and three on DVD anymore. They don't need to. So you get a new comedy out. I think the last one that people bought was probably Napoleon Dynamite, and that was how many years ago?  

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Twenty years ago, maybe? Yeah. Yeah. Just about. Just about. Just about twenty. The last good comedy I could think of was   either that that   remake,   but they didn't really do a remake. They had   that guy from the bat the bachelor movies, the one with the glasses, the tall skinny one. They had him playing Russ from,   Russ   from National Lampoons.  

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Mhmm. And,  

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he was taking his family on the family vacation.   And so it was like a kinda like a remake of National Lampoons vacation, but but they, you know, redid it. I think I know what you're talking about. The Vacation Zone. Movie was so   fucking funny. I mean, front to back, just painfully funny.  

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Mhmm. I would say one one battle after that.   I think it's gotta be the the 21 jump story reboot reboots.  

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Was that fun?  

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The 21 jump street reboot? Yeah. I didn't see it. I watched the Baywatch reboot instead. Oh, yeah. Those are pretty funny parts.  

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Did you really?   No.   I didn't think so.   It's like, really?   You never know with Marcus, though. Like, he you never know when he's fucking with you or when he's actually being true because then you you think you get that down I'm not watching the screen, so I didn't I didn't pick up his cue or anything like  

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that.  

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Sorry about that. I wanted to talk about Tron three. Like, Disney's trying to get men back to the Disney films after the princess fiasco stuff,   but Tron three is never gonna be Tron two. Tron two had so much marketing, and everybody   and their mom wanted to see Tron.   Tron three got so much of a niche   audience,   and then they failed by getting Jared Leto in it. Like, the people that wanna see Tron don't wanna see Jared Leto. Like, they let them know early on. We don't want him in our movie. Anybody wants to see Jared Leto. I'm sure it's a confident movie. The special effects are probably great, probably really enjoyable if you enhance   it through substances, whatever they are, to get a visual experience.  

But in terms of, like, Tron three,  

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only the girls that they're gonna have a yet.  

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I see Tron one or Tron two, and Jared Leto's a weird cult leader, and I'm gonna pass on that. Rapey dude.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. He's not even really that good of an actor. He really is. I don't think he's really human.  

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Right. Right. He definitely don't look it, like, when he plays like that. He's a child actor. He was abused as a kid to be a child actor, a teen actor, teen heartthrob,   and now they continue to use him because he's their asshole. Commodity. He's a commodity. Yes. He bought the, CIA,  

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mind control,   movie production studio that they were running. Like, how can   Yeah. Laurel Canyon type of I don't it's not exactly Laurel Canyon, but in that area.  

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Yeah. Yeah. He had he had he had his little  

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cult meetings down there. And he has a he's a teen heartthrob. They manufactured   30   to be a rock band. Absolutely.   We'll pause here and say they did the same thing with Linkin Park, but we liked Linkin Park. And thirty seconds to Mars was like  

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What was his other band? Volta? Something Volta?  

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Oh,  

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none of these bands you guys said had a banjo in them nor   nor were they, Scottish or Irish folk songs, and I don't know exactly what you're talking about. I don't know. Listening to that kind of music here. What was the name of that band, Marcus?  

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I don't remember. I   Something Volta. Like, Mars Volta. It's not a Christian band, so I didn't pay attention to it. Yeah. Marcus is one of those Christian bands, and I only know hillbilly bands.  

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So,   cool. Ask Toastie. He's gay.  

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What's your favorite Christian band?  

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Nice.   Nice.  

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She's asking all the right questions. Who is she asking? Is she asking me? Yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.   Oh, man. Like, now? My current? All time?  

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Yeah.   Educate us. Enlighten  

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us. The Stripe. Oh. Gotta be Stripe. You're down and started the fire now, lady. Well, so Oh, shit. Honest answers of the band that I've been listening to the longest and I still listen to is Demon Hunter. Been waiting for somebody to ask me for, like, three fucking years. Can you share?  

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I love music, man. I play piano and bass, so play share. I love drums. Yeah. I like Steven Perkins. I don't know if you know who he is. But  

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Who are okay. I I couldn't  

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say who I listen to would be a Christian band or not. I just kinda listen to music. You know? Music. Exactly. So share music always. Mhmm. I don't care what fucking genre it's labeled as or categorized as, but share it.  

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It's either banjo music or not banjo music.  

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Well, obviously, for Ben, but for the rest of us, we like to hear   Well Sorry, Ben. It's your birthday, and I'm being a cunt.  

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That's okay. Alright.  

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The best gift we could have gotten him. Yeah. He's supposed to be the star of the show here.  

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I'm always So instead of OnlyFans, they're like, let's summon this cunt, woman.  

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That's what I'm talking about.   Nobody wants OnlyFans hoes around.  

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Gross. That's right. No. We only like cunt women that come in and start talking about bands that, you know   I thought it was Marsball. Marcus has been waiting  

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for somebody to ask him that question.  

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And that's, Run away.  

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You run away, and you never looked back. How do you guys feel about the new Rush drummer?  

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The person that's in Tom Sawyer?  

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I don't know. No. There's a chick that's taking over for fucking Neil Peart. Neil Peart. Whatever you wanna call him. I don't listen to Rush. Oh, it's got a new drummer?  

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Song I know. Well, I I know that when,   the band Skillet, a Christian band from Kenosha, Wisconsin,   had a a chick drummer, they had   his wife, Corey, on keyboard, and then they got a girl to   play the drums. And then they got another girl from over the pond there to sing her,   music with them, and then she played the drums. That band blew up.  

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What band was that?  

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Skillet.  

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Yeah. Skillet. Can you share some of that? Can you share that?  

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Yes.  

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Do you mind, Ben? She's a beast, actually. I like her. I'll put it in the I'll put it in the chat. Mind if Marcus shares his music with you? No. I don't care at all. She can draw them and she can do vocals. That's kind of a deadly combo. Well, also, if she's got boobies, then she can set sorry. I'm gonna stop. She's itty bitty to the committee,  

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though. So Christian music. That's true. That's that is two of the pragmatists. Realized that as I said those things about her. She's in a Christian band. My bad. She can she can serve. You know,  

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you know,   you're a Catholic girl. We already know a few things.  

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But I grew up with Lita Ford. Okay? So I'm old.  

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Like, I like, we like, I have seen Monty Python's   meaning of life. We know what happens with the Catholic girls. Is the video weird for you?  

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No. You see Yeah. They end up listening to Lita Ford. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.  

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I see the sticker.  

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The funny thing is is, Zephyr was holding up stickers like that earlier.  

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Yes. No. I   we we love our shiny   holographic   stickers.   So out of   out of all of the Christian bands that I've listened to for thirty years,   it's interesting to trace   their personal   spiritual   paths,   and many of them   continue,   but they have different interesting stories being in the rock and roll industry.  

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Sounds like a gay black guys, though. Well, they were always gay black men.  

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Right? I don't think that Like Little Richard? Are we talking about Little Richard now? Do you remember a band called DC Talk? They had a song called Jesus Freak.  

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Can you play it?  

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I don't have a guitar.  

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No. I mean, like, song wise, can you, like, share it as a song?  

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No. Absolutely not.   Okay. Sorry. Not on a not on a public street. It's not a it's not because of us. It's t o s. So it's Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. My bad.  

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So grunge,   think of Nirvana, but it's a Christian version of Nirvana.  

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Music is No. I was thinking, like, Puddles and Mud or what was the other band?  

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POD.  

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POD  

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was another one. I would say POD. I just met I just met Sunny,   from POD a couple weeks ago, actually. Randomly?   No. At a at a Christian  

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concert. Well, he wasn't playing. He did a Christian boy, and he's pure. This is You like Amy Grant? Jesus Christ.  

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I do. I like her Christmas album. I'm not gonna lie.  

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No. The the thing about Amy Grant and Michael w Smith is they, together in Nashville, formed the contemporary Christian music   industry. There was a Yeah. In the early eighties. So now   when Michael w Smith was the host of the GMA Awards at Grammy it's the Christian Grammy.   So the Christian Music Awards show, and he's the host of it. He opens the envelope.   When he opens the envelope as the host to reveal that Artist of the Year is, and his name is on there, so he gave the award to himself.  

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Yeah. That's gay.  

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And I award this to   me.  

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To thine self.  

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So out of Liberty University,   three guys were singing some hip hop music. They went on, Billy Graham crusade to get the youth together.   And   the black guy was the black guy in the hip hop group with two other white guys, DC Talk.  

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This is the current I do remember these guys, dude. That's People thought people thought that that dude wasn't gay.  

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The one on the left is definitely gay too.  

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They're in a Christian rock band together. Not that there's anything wrong with that.   In a Christian rock band?  

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No. No. I know. I'm being totally facetious.   People would prefer to not learn about that. No. I know. I'm referencing a Jewish show called Seinfeld.   Oh, I heard of that. Making a reference to a Jewish show  

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making fun of whatever. It's I was just Is is is there   a is there a Jewish music industry?  

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No. Not at all. What are you talking about? I don't even know what you're talking about. The whole  

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music industry is ran by them. What are you talking about? It's all I've been totally  

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It's the game mafia. Are they Jews in a band? Do they sing about  

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In space. Tell me Are we talking about Beastie Boys? What are we talking about right now?  

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Well played.   Well played.  

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They don't sound like a Christian band. Beastie? No.   The Beastly Boys.  

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Oh, you're funny. That was a good band.  

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Or kiss. One or the other.  

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Nights and Marquis. And throw you up. I like the way you say it.  

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It's almost like Christopher walking in a Minnesota   accent.  

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That's good.  

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Alright, guys. I love you. Thanks for hanging with me I'm dealing with what's going on. You are awesome. Been fun. You're fun, man. You guys are fun. She needs a podcast. Someone get her a podcast. Someone  

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stop.  

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Yeah. Come back. Then you guys have to be my guest. Then you have to be my guest.  

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We would be. We would be. It's been a delight. We're on every Tuesday.  

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Come and visit us again for sure. Alright. I'll see you next Tuesday then. Bye, guys. Bye. Love you.  

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Have fun. Thank you.  

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See you next Tuesday.   Yeah.   Toast is still with us.   I'm still here. I'm still rocking, bro. Yeah. I I don't think, Jared Leto went to the Mars Volta.  

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Did he have a side project? I don't know. He probably did. Jared Leto Jared Leto is just a fucking vampire in disguise. Let's just be honest.  

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I wouldn't even know who the dude was if he wasn't in that, remake of that old Harrison Ford movie.  

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There's a young Jared Leto. You can literally you can just literally see when he changed from being just a normal dude to a fucking weirdo.  

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Well, Rush continues a tour. Rush is not a band anymore. It's a business,   and the employees of it are the band members. And that's what Newsboys ended up doing. They they're   they're a business, and they have an ownership, and they are paid as employees to be. They're signed under contract to record and tour under the Newsboys   brand.   For the Christian music industry, that's a bit of a shakeup as people are   learning how the industry works. For a while, they thought it was a little bit different.  

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And we've kind of mirrored this with the Orthodox All the musicians sell sell the rights to that shit now.  

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Mhmm.  

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So it's so it's not even owned by them anymore. They're just employees  

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at that point. And And they sell them to that. They were selling they were selling sheet music for people to learn how to play Michael W. Seuss songs on their piano and Amy Grant songs on piano. So they sell the sheet books. The Christian bookstores would sell the sheet music for popular Christian songs so you could play them in your church.   All of the worship music   in the church   became popular   music that was under copyright and trademark and all the registrations.   So for your church to play it, it would have to pay a certain fee to be able to   to print copies of the lyrics   to just play them. So it's all just business business business at the end of the day.  



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If you sang Kumbaya Mallard, do you have to pay money to somebody?  

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Just the guy who wrote it.   Royalties.  

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Boy.  

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So who's the to remind everybody in the chat. Mhmm. Please like and subscribe and send out Balderson's birthday video.  

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Oh, yeah. How's the birthday video?  

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Thank you, Toasty.  

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No problem, man.   Just noticed we were hitting the three hour mark, so I figured I'd give the chat a shout out. I know they get they're probably feeling a little bit lonely down there.  

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Yeah. It's been   three hours plus two hours on the other stream.   Yeah. Wait. Jumped over here.  

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Yeah. We're having a party tonight.  

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It's a party.  

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Toastie,   Party. Describe your Halloween costume for us.  

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My my costume is is that I'm a meat popsicle.  

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Classic.  

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With the wrapper on or the wrapper off.  

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Good about who I'm talking to at the time.  

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Sure.   Where's my hot chocolate, Bob? You're talking to Jennifer right now.  

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What's up, Jennifer?   Yeah. These are my cats.   This one's this one's Macha. She's   she's my baby.   I'm much, Katie. Much, much, Katie.   She's actually a real snot to most people. But   I'm glad I wasn't asked all Christian comedians. Sleep on my neck on my chest. That's why my beard's so fucked up half the time because she sits on my chest and does this in my beard.   It's like it's like her stuffed animal or something, her favorite thing. She just plays with my beard all night. She rubs her head under it. Oh, she likes her whiskers.   Yeah. Against them.  

Yeah. She she sleeps with her head right here, so it's, like, part under my beard while she's sleeping.  

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Mhmm. I I hear it's I hear it's a texture thing. It's a texture thing for them. Oh, comforting. It's, like, part comfort,   and then it's just   it's easy to play with.  

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Well, on the show that Marcus and I were on before when she was just a little kitten when I first got her, she would sit in my because I wear a hoodie all winter. She would sit in my hoodie, and she would just reach up, and she'd just be doing this with my beard while while I was on the show. She'd just be doing this the whole time.  

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I was gonna say we did a weaving spiders episode that was Christmas themed, and I think the video was forever taken off of YouTube because we did things and said things and showed things and  

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We do that.  

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Yeah. We do that. So the only way to find that is through the audio archives. Still listen to that.  

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Yeah. You can't see Maja playing with my beard then. Mhmm. I actually got I actually got messages over that. Like, one of the messages was, you gotta stop having that kitten do that. I can't pay any attention to anything else at that point.   She's not a kid anymore, though.   Mhmm.  

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Hey. Did you see,   did you see that, thumbnail that, Dusty posted of fucking Speakeasy  

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with the makeup and shit on? Oh, man. Yeah. I saw I did you see Toasty's video? That thing or or, I mean, Trippie's video?   Yeah. Trippie. Video is hilarious.  

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.   He fucking got him good with that.  

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Yeah. Dude, you I won't go on Speakeasy's show because so I went on Speakeasy's show. Speakeasy put up a thing that's like, why won't anybody debate me? You know? Blah blah. You know? Like, all like, he's, like, so tough. So I went on with him,   and   I we started out and we were debating,   because I'm an Odinist.   So Odinist, you know, as compared to Christianity,   and I was smoking him. So he lets in, like, four or five of his buddies, and I'm smoking the whole group, dude.   And I get them so worked up. They start fighting amongst each other. And I'm just sitting there laughing. I mean, literally belly laughing with my head back and everything   and just dying.  

And they took the fucking video down and made it private so you can't even see it anymore, not even members or nothing. They just took the fucking hilarious.   Yeah. So, like, if I'm gonna fucking if you're gonna fucking leave it down take it down because you got your ass whooped,   that's and then for and I know all the ortho bros   PR for you, buddy.   Yeah. Yeah. And I know all the ortho bros watched that video because they all talked about it afterwards. And for, like, a month, you consistently heard them referencing it. Because what I got him fighting about was I hit him with the Socratic.   If their god is if their god is   omnipotent,   then can he make a rock that he can't lift? And they just totally lost their fucking minds over it. It was hilarious.  



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It's a serious Do you think you think,   do you think Odin's termination was that he saw Christ coming?  

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I   I I our thing is is,   it's time periods.   So I, you know, it's it's cyclical.   So Odin and Ragnarok would have already happened.   That's a that's a done deal. We're in a different age.   That kind of thing's over with now.   There's actually a lot of people that even say that the the return of Christ happened   to, you know, like, fifteen hundred years ago or something like that.   So it's a very cyclical event.   The thing that I I think is a big thing is,   as far as being an oldness,   it's never went away. Like,  

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the Like, I I'm talking about I'm talking about that premonition where he saw, like, a savior of humanity coming in and all that shit.  

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Do you think do you think he was seeing Christ  

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across all the sands of time?  

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A savior? You   hold on. Please.  

[02:56:44] Unknown:

Reword your question. I'm I'm I'm Alright. Alright. Alright. Let me see if I can make this better. Okay. There's there was an there's a there there's talk of a a premonition that Odin supposed supposedly   had. Sorry about that. Yeah.   Okay. And he foresaw a a savior of humanity coming coming,   and this being was, like, full of light and humble and all that stuff. So I was asking, do you think he saw Christ coming?  

[02:57:11] Unknown:

I I I've never heard of that, that   particular thing. Odin   should not have had visions like that.   In   in our   system,   women are the ones who have vision. And there are occasionally dudes that do it, but they're very tranny type dudes, basically,   very feminine dudes.   Men's magic is through the runes.   So Odin wouldn't have normally had a vision. Now the visions   that spark most of the stories   is,   Odin went to a witch   and went and got a vision,   was given a vision, and that vision was of Ragnarok.   And this and if anything,   where the what you're talking about that's probably coming in is Balder.  

So Balder in,   in   heathen mythology is the bright shining one. Everybody loves Balder.   And   what creates Ragnarok   is the death of Balder. That's like the first step of Ragnarok   because from the and so this is all prophecy.   And so most of the North stories   are based around that prophecy and the things that   happen to fulfill that and whatnot.   Oh, yeah. Nutritional yeast is great.  

[02:58:40] Unknown:

Alright. Well, I'll I'll send you the the the thing that I saw, but it was it kinda sparked an interest in to me.  

[02:58:48] Unknown:

We do. Yeah. There's some people that compare Balder to Jesus   where I would say that,   the differentiation   in that is is that Jesus is resurrected   and Baldr isn't. That it   now people kinda get that mistaken   because so Baldr wasn't a seer,   and he was always lived on Midgard.   And then when Balder dies, he goes to hell, but then he's supposed to be born into Midgard,   which a lot of people would look at as a as a resurrection,   but it's not because he's never been to Mid been from Midgard before or to Midgard.   He's always been in Asgard. So now Asgard to hell to Midgard. So it's not a resurrection. It's really a first time birth on this plane.  

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So that would that would kind of,   how was he born to on Midgard?  

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They don't describe that, but the but the return of Balder   is,   supposed to be the return of the gods. So when Balder comes back, Magni and Modi,   Vidar and Volley,   and the the younger gods are supposed to return, and the time of the gods is supposed to come back.  

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I see.  

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Yeah. Where we have magic and all that good stuff again.  

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That's interesting.   Because   if if somebody were to take a a Balder is Jesus Christ approach, that would that would tie in to Mary. And then   from that point forward,   rest would be history.   Right. So then he would then he would also have the resurrection in it. Somebody.  

[03:00:33] Unknown:

I don't know that he is   conceived by Odin   because Odin would Odin should be   not in this plane anymore, but definitely, I a 100% get what you're saying that   a godchild   is being born into a human woman.  

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Right. Right.  

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I get it. I get it.  

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Yeah. I I it was just something I've always kind of found a little bit fascinating there. I mean, I've   I I heard that that story, and then it kinda died out for a little bit, and then it's kind of been making some rumblings and some circles again. So I just wanted to see what you would say to that.  

[03:01:12] Unknown:

That's super that's super interesting. I hadn't really put that that thought frame to it. It's super interesting.   And I do agree, obviously, Baldur's gonna be born into this time into this in a human body.   That definitely has, like,   a more heavy of a   connotation to it similar like what you're saying with Jesus where there's God born from a man.  

[03:01:37] Unknown:

Yeah. It would be it kinda goes it kinda goes into that theory. It's all the mythologies and religions and everything like that are all just fragments of the same story,   of one story. You know? They're all different chapters, but one story, and they're all kind of fragmented out there. And then supposedly, it's supposed to be our job to figure out how it all fits together. And when we do, that's when the rapture and everything is supposed to fucking happen.   Well, Marcus is waiting for that. He's been waiting to fly. He he's ready to go, Yeah. It's a long song. Music picked out. He's got a music song, a favorite Christian song that he's gonna follow along. A trumpet. It's just a trumpet solo. I'm Christian song. He's gonna follow-up on. A trumpet. It's just a trumpet solo. You hear the trumpet? You think you think you think there's gonna be we're gonna hear a big old giant trumpets and everything on the end days? Depends on what neighborhood you're in.   What,   what about the deaf people? Are they gonna hear it?  



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Yeah. It depends if I have Neuralink installed.  

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I I always kinda wonder I I always kinda stump,   preachers and priests and stuff. When I get them to start talking about the rapture and everything, I'm like, well, what about the deaf people? Are they gonna hear it? Mhmm. Well, they feel it. It's,  

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a loud bass sound.  

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Or is it Beethoven? That's actually that's actually a pretty bass answer. That's the best one I've ever heard, honestly.  

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Was it Beethoven that was deaf?  

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Yeah. Yep.   Yep.  

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Stood too close to the piano as a young boy.  

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Alright, guys. Alright. Well, it's getting close to closing time for me, so I think I'm gonna hop on out.  

[03:03:31] Unknown:

Alright, Toasty. Thanks for popping in, brother. Thank you, Toasty. Problem. To shut her down. Meantime.  

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A human being.  

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Time. Sure  

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thing. Alright. You guys have a good night. Have some fun. Happy birthday again, man. Oh, yeah. By the way,   Fletch wanted to tell me he sends his regards for your birthday, Balderson.  

[03:03:52] Unknown:

Well, tell p Fletch that I appreciate it, and   hail to him also.  

[03:03:58] Unknown:

Alright. I'll do that. I'll make sure I do that before I pass out.  

[03:04:02] Unknown:

Take it easy, guys. Thanks for coming in, brother. Thanks for your time. Problem. No problem. Good.   And I totally thought Leeli was gonna be Sean also. Totally thought that.   If you're listening, Leeli, we have a friend whose wife's name is Leeli,   and we we assume that he just jumped in on her.   So  

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It was, like, right after I sent a link to him also. Oh.  

[03:04:31] Unknown:

Oh. I'm getting the I'm getting the glug glugs.   Uh-oh. If I didn't hear you, what's happened?  

[03:04:38] Unknown:

Yeah.   Then it's our show again. We're taking it back. Yeah. We're taking it back.   Got all the old media assets I haven't looked at in a while. Oh, how fun.   Mercury and Gatorade.  

[03:04:52] Unknown:

I love Mercury and Gatorade.   Are we in Gatorade now?  

[03:04:56] Unknown:

You know, it's it's a strange astrological   thing. I'm   trying to set up a prompt where we can figure out,   what sign Harambe was born under.  

[03:05:08] Unknown:

That's a good good call. Kind of having some  

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deeper discussions of pushback and balance in terms of   astronomy,   astrology,   natal charts, that sort of calendar systems and things   to have more conversations   and more points of view that are more deliberate in the discussion   so we can learn from each other.   And now that the also bros took their balls away   and went to go play in their own courts, private courts, private practices,   it'll open us   up to pursuing other interests.  

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Oh, it's funny. It's like, when you go play with your friends and they're like, okay, guys.   The couches are safe, but the carpet is hot lava.   Oh. I know it's carpet, but, like, what we do is we jump around on the couch cushions and from couch to couch. But if we touch the hot lava, we're dead or dead forever. So you have to play the those games when you go over to your friend's house. And if you don't wanna be like, hey.  

[03:06:11] Unknown:

This is carpet. This isn't hot lava. Sure. We have another guest here. We're gonna welcome Far Side. Are you ready to come up? Give us a thumbs up.   Give us a thumbs up, Far Side. We'll see you. Bring you on.  

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I think he's  

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ready. Oh, he'll come back.  

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He'll come back. Mhmm.  

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It's a confusing setup if you haven't been on StreamYard before.   Jennifer saying happy birthday. Thank you, Jennifer.   It's on Saturday, the day after Halloween.   All Saints' Day, November 1.  

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It's also our friend's birthday,   tomorrow.  

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Mhmm. Or is it today?  

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Sean Alger. He's all gonna be the same age as   Benjamin Balderson.  

[03:07:01] Unknown:

It was kind of it was kind of humor. Hey. On your birthday, come and celebrate our other friend's birthday. On your birthday, I'm still here. Also?   He's turning 50 also. Yeah. I'm Sawyer.   God. We're old. All time rush classic. I know it's  

[03:07:17] Unknown:

I'm not I'm not allowed to hang out with old hang out with old people.  

[03:07:22] Unknown:

I've heard that.   Rachel told me that.   Yeah.   And we're gonna talk about hang out anymore because you're gonna start smelling funny. Talk about our yogurt consumption. Yogurt?  

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Activia.   Jamie Lee Curtis.  

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Oh, yeah. Poop yogurt.  

[03:07:41] Unknown:

I haven't seen Freak Your Friday yet.  

[03:07:44] Unknown:

Oh my.  

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But I hope to.  

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Oh, that'd be   that's something to look forward to.   Mhmm.   Is Jamie Lee Curtis gonna be in it?   Well,  

[03:07:59] Unknown:

I think so. If it's the real Jamie Lee Curtis.  

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Remember when they showed her boobs in that movie? No.  

[03:08:07] Unknown:

Halloween.   Which one? H two o? I I have never liked scary movies.  

[03:08:14] Unknown:

Yeah.   I just watched a fan edit of the,   Laurie Stroud Chronicles.   So is all Laurie's scenes scenes from Halloween?  

[03:08:24] Unknown:

Like Elkhart Alfred Hitchcock presents was, like, the furthest I was gonna get with that. Well, that's suspense. I I love suspense. I I hate gore. Gore for no reason. Blood for no reason is is not scary. Do you know, like, cool kill sequences?   Just gore.   It's not   a it's fun to be scared.   It's fun to, like, be suspensefully,   concerned that something might happen. You don't know what watching a movie. I mean,   that's entertaining,   but it's not having buckets and buckets of blood   is not  

[03:08:57] Unknown:

scary. It's just gross. So you never saw the Saw films? I never saw the Saw films. I saw   the director Darren Lynn Bousman's other films because they were musicals.  

[03:09:09] Unknown:

I had friends watching him, and I watched, like, five minutes of the saw. And I was like, this is just dumb. Like, I just feel bad for these people.  

[03:09:17] Unknown:

You didn't think the traps were cleverly engineered?  

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No. It was just gory.  

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Okay.  

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Just just not what I want in my head.  

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You know? Oh, you're okay, Farside.  

[03:09:28] Unknown:

You're not you're not interrupting anybody. Oh, you can come back in. We just wanted to make sure that you were ready to to come up on a live stream.  

[03:09:36] Unknown:

Oh, dude. Nutritional yeast is delicious.   That's so it's such good stuff.  

[03:09:42] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. I'd my wife turned me on to this stuff.  

[03:09:47] Unknown:

Yeah. We can smell the pop corn. I literally have that exact same bottle.  

[03:09:53] Unknown:

And, yeah, like Ryan said, the popcorn shot, that's what we use it on too a lot of times is popcorn. And then some a some of the Asian foods that Christy makes, we'll use it on also.  

[03:10:03] Unknown:

Got this one.   That's not Chris. Do you know? I thought he was the, toasted oats guy, the Quaker Oats guy, but I think that's just Ben Franklin. Yeah. That's Ben Franklin. Just Ben Franklin. Fuck you, Benjamin Franklin.  

[03:10:17] Unknown:

Fuck that guy. I think Benjamin Franklin's kinda hilarious.  

[03:10:21] Unknown:

Kind of a funny guy.  

[03:10:23] Unknown:

Every time, when new calendars come out and I see the,   the   what's it called?   The   the farmer's almanac. I'm like, oh, I wanna get it, but fuck you, Benjamin Franklin. Fuck you.   Why do you have to be on the cover?   Oh. That guy,   the worst.   I mean,   making stuff. Did he even exist?  

[03:10:47] Unknown:

Who?  

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Benjamin Franklin.  

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Yeah. Yeah. I think  

[03:10:52] Unknown:

Is he a main guy?  

[03:10:54] Unknown:

Like, dude, some of the stories, if you get into him about him are fucking kinda hilarious, like, just like an old pervy fucker.   Oh. Oh my god. Drug into a revolution.   Like, they basically because he was a doctor, so basically, he was   the the big problem that the,   colonists had was they were primarily, especially after the first colonists,   the next generations didn't really have chance to go to the bigger schools or do any of that. They were basically out, you know, wild, you know, frontier men.   And,   so the   when it came to the dealings with the crown,   the crown had no respect for the,   most of the men on, you know, that were, in the colonies.  

They just consider them close to savages, but Franklin was actually a doctor. So he gave   legitimacy   to the complaints and was a and he was basically the go between,   for those negotiations   between the the crown and   the colonies at the beginning, and I think it switched to John Adams at some point.  

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But  

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He was really high up in,   French,   upper class people. What do they call those guys? The, Aristocrats.   Aristocrats. Yeah.   Hanging out in the Hellfire Club and partying with dressed up like   nuns.  

[03:12:23] Unknown:

The aristocrats.  

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Underground caves   doing,   who knows what sort of,   dark,   sabotean rituals.  

[03:12:35] Unknown:

David Ike did a special in last year, the year before on Halloween going into these caves. Robert?  

[03:12:43] Unknown:

No.  

[03:12:45] Unknown:

Oh, did Ike went into the cage? The caves? The cages?  

[03:12:48] Unknown:

The caves. Though there were cages in the caves, there were iron bars and things. On the on the On some of the doors, so you couldn't go through further to the cave. But they would go in there and have meetings and rituals and things.   We were talking earlier about the   ins like, the insurrection on the construction on the White House that people are getting really upset about, not realizing that they have to tear it down to build a ballroom because they're doing   some basement planning.  

[03:13:18] Unknown:

Yeah. I I saw the Oh, really? Yeah. I saw a meme about that was that was just delightful conspiracy. Oh, people love to get upset about ballroom. Presidential they're expanding the presidential Bunker.   And then at the same time, preparing themselves   because you they're sending 40,000,000,000   or million or whatever to Argentina, which is where the Nazis escaped to and all this shit. It was fucking delightful.  

[03:13:44] Unknown:

Yeah. I enjoyed it very much. Well, they're making off with lots of cash,   trying to get get out of the country while the getting's good. A lot of cash and   armaments are leaving the country, going to other places.   There's, possibilities   of war, rumors of war in,   Iran   in the next,   springtime.  

[03:14:11] Unknown:

Yep.  

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Possible,  

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deployments of, US Right over to Israel?  

[03:14:18] Unknown:

I think Iran.  

[03:14:20] Unknown:

What I'm saying is the war gonna be with Israel? So not the middle of the you know? Us going to war with Iran. Well, not us going middle of the East, but in the general area, but not directly.  

[03:14:33] Unknown:

So to settle some scores because they really bombed the hell out of Israel   and,   Boom. Boom. Television.   Those, bombers didn't really do too much damage to them. So  

[03:14:44] Unknown:

a lot of Israelis feel like I I don't think we can pick on Iran too much more before Russia steps in. Well, yeah. Well, that's the plan. Right? Get Russia to step in. Get China to step in.  

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Yeah. Yeah. It could never be a global conflict  

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fired up. Remember  

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remember, Rocky? No. Not Rocky. Yeah. Rambo.  

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Rambo. Yeah. Rambo.  

[03:15:06] Unknown:

I made Christie I made Christie watch that, like, fucking, like, two or three weeks ago.  

[03:15:12] Unknown:

Like, you can't you can't   win a fight with those guys.  

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Just need a really good piece of jewelry.  

[03:15:19] Unknown:

Great. Christie had never seen a   movie. I also watched that Viking movie that on YouTube. Oh, did you? Yeah. That was it was it was pretty excellent. It was pretty It was great. It's called Viking. Kirk Doug Kirk Doug Kirk Douglas   looks just like his son in fucking, like, when they're when he was young. Like, does he work? Articus?  

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I think he was.  

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Douglas was in a Roman movie.  

[03:15:44] Unknown:

He was in,   two 20,000 leagues under the sea.   I know that.   He's got the, like, chin dimple written Lewis and  

[03:15:55] Unknown:

Kirk Douglas. Michael value man trait. That's a real high value man trait to have that specific chin.  

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Yeah. I got the I got the full cleft.  

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You got the cleft? We never know.  

[03:16:07] Unknown:

Yeah.   Yeah. Nobody will ever see it.  

[03:16:12] Unknown:

It's no shave November, guys. We're we're gonna stop shaving. Well, I'm definitely not gonna shave. I promise.   Men's health issues again.  

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Like, if I like, I'm gonna have to have surgery for some reason on my face before that gets shaved.  

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And just the just the part, the surgery area, not the whole face. Yeah.  

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That'd just be crazy.  

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So don't go looking for my Chris Christian Quidditch fan Blue Sky account. It doesn't exist. It's not there.   Social the social media has lost all reach, so we appreciate everybody whose   friends and family. Horribly muddied.   Yeah.   So the only way people find this stream and they find the streamer link is when it's shared   back channels and private chats and things passed on.   Some people were jumping in late, not realizing it was a a live stream.   So they're jumping in and saying hi, and we're like, this is live. They're like, okay.   Which may mean we should maybe host a private stream sometime.  

People wanted to get involved, a private hangout   at   some point.  

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Indeed.  

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Mhmm.  

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I suppose.   Well, I guess we will call it a night.   Thank you guys for coming to the party.   We had a lot of fun.  

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I'm a jack o'-lantern.  

[03:17:49] Unknown:

You're a jack of something.   Yeah. Of of most trades.  

[03:17:54] Unknown:

I'm not a lot. Trades.   Oh, that was good. You know, I was I had logged in to Accent. I was gonna send them a streamer to Lincoln saying, hey. We're making fun of you over here.  

[03:18:07] Unknown:

That was a good stream. You guys.  

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Sell some books.  

[03:18:12] Unknown:

Nice, guys.   We will see you soon. We got, trying to get a couple debates set up with Sarah Tomato.   And if not, we'll see you Tuesday.   Industry.