Dick Cheney is dead. Six days later, the twitter.com domain was retired. Coincidence? Or cosmic synchronicity revealing the hidden architecture of power?
In tonight’s loose, rowdy hang, we start with Ben’s hot-mic hijinks and spiral into a darkly comic “tribute” to Dick Cheney—revisiting the 2006 quail-hunting fiasco, the meme era it spawned, and how early Twitter turbocharged political punchlines. From there we riff on media consolidation, platform shifts from Twitter to X, and whether the “Cheney presidency” eclipsed Bush. Along the way, we weave in Halliburton lore, Kathy O’Brien references, and the strange symmetry of internet culture, cable news, and podcast dominance. We also veer gloriously off-road: Gas Digital’s Story Wars, Legion of Skanks and Kill Tony get love; Tim Dillon’s infamous Meghan McCain bit makes an appearance; we commiserate over redistricting rants, fentanyl and Narcan street realities, and whether modern cities are drifting toward 15‑minute grids. We close with motorcycles vs. e-bikes, DIY food and farm life (yes, poop happens), and a grab‑bag of laugh‑to‑keep‑from‑crying stories that only this crew could conjure.
🎧 LISTEN. IT ALL CONNECTS. 🎧
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7U2eCbgOs
Recorded live on Nov 4, 2025
In this unhinged symphony of sense-making, we deliver the eulogy for Dickicus Chaneycus, exploring the theory that his still-beating heart now powers a reliquary beneath a remodeled White House. We connect the shotgun peppering of an attorney to the birth of Twitter, and trace the lines from a Wyoming ranch to the death of the blue bird.
But this is more than a political conspiracy. This is a dive into the margins where truth actually lives.
WE CONFRONT THE DEEP QUESTIONS:
This episode is a controlled chaos soufflé—a performance art piece for a world that has stopped making sense. We rant about California gerrymandering, the horror of kale, and the "technocratic panopticon," all while understanding that the great equalizer is, and always will be, your digestive tract's rebellion against lentils.
This isn't a news show. It's counter-signal. It's the sound of a nervous system refusing to be curated. While legacy media gaslights you, we are in the Winnebago, building a worldview from the "poop-to-fruit cycle"—the fundamental truth that all systems are just things eating the dead things that came before.
Kathy O’Brien book variant titles/editions (“Trance: Formation of America”)
Dick Cheney, Birdshot, and the Birth of the Blue Bird: A Chaotic Eulogy
From Quail Hunt to Quote Tweets: How Politics Went Meme-Mode
Gas, Gags, and Gas Digital: Comedy, Cheney, and the Platform Wars
Fifteen‑Minute Cities, Forty‑Year Politicians, and Five‑Alarm Riffs
Halliburton Hearts, Story Wars, and Other Modern Myths
In tonight’s loose, rowdy hang, we start with Ben’s hot-mic hijinks and spiral into a darkly comic “tribute” to Dick Cheney—revisiting the 2006 quail-hunting fiasco, the meme era it spawned, and how early Twitter turbocharged political punchlines. From there we riff on media consolidation, platform shifts from Twitter to X, and whether the “Cheney presidency” eclipsed Bush. Along the way, we weave in Halliburton lore, Kathy O’Brien references, and the strange symmetry of internet culture, cable news, and podcast dominance. We also veer gloriously off-road: Gas Digital’s Story Wars, Legion of Skanks and Kill Tony get love; Tim Dillon’s infamous Meghan McCain bit makes an appearance; we commiserate over redistricting rants, fentanyl and Narcan street realities, and whether modern cities are drifting toward 15‑minute grids. We close with motorcycles vs. e-bikes, DIY food and farm life (yes, poop happens), and a grab‑bag of laugh‑to‑keep‑from‑crying stories that only this crew could conjure.
🎧 LISTEN. IT ALL CONNECTS. 🎧
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7U2eCbgOs
Recorded live on Nov 4, 2025
In this unhinged symphony of sense-making, we deliver the eulogy for Dickicus Chaneycus, exploring the theory that his still-beating heart now powers a reliquary beneath a remodeled White House. We connect the shotgun peppering of an attorney to the birth of Twitter, and trace the lines from a Wyoming ranch to the death of the blue bird.
But this is more than a political conspiracy. This is a dive into the margins where truth actually lives.
WE CONFRONT THE DEEP QUESTIONS:
- What is the metaphysical consequence of Dutch ovening your own pitbull?
- Is aquafaba ritual magical or just bean water?
- Did women invent quinoa as a superfood lie to punish men?
- Can you reset your zodiac sign by flatlining on Narcan?
- What does a stolen picanha steak have to do with the decline of Harley Davidson?
This episode is a controlled chaos soufflé—a performance art piece for a world that has stopped making sense. We rant about California gerrymandering, the horror of kale, and the "technocratic panopticon," all while understanding that the great equalizer is, and always will be, your digestive tract's rebellion against lentils.
This isn't a news show. It's counter-signal. It's the sound of a nervous system refusing to be curated. While legacy media gaslights you, we are in the Winnebago, building a worldview from the "poop-to-fruit cycle"—the fundamental truth that all systems are just things eating the dead things that came before.
Kathy O’Brien book variant titles/editions (“Trance: Formation of America”)
- Halliburton: https://www.halliburton.com
- Halliburton Labs: https://www.halliburtonlabs.com
- X (formerly Twitter): https://x.com
- Legion of Skanks (podcast): https://www.gasdigital.com/shows/100
- Kill Tony (show/podcast): https://www.killtony.tv
- Big Jay Oakerson: https://www.bigjaycomedy.com
- Tim Dillon: https://www.timdilloncomedy.com
- Crow777 Radio: https://www.crrow777radio.com
(00:00:35) Cold open, tech hiccups, and stoner doom chatter
(00:03:00) Media censorship, comedy podcasts, and cable deals
(00:05:24) Story Wars game: rules, bluffing, and panel banter
(00:08:29) Bar tales, accidental reveals, and birdwatching jokes
(00:10:27) Cheney quail "peppering," hunting physics, and quips
(00:13:35) From quail to Quayle: political asides and best VP bait
(00:16:02) Neocons, markets, and American Gods2salsa metaphor
(00:18:08) 2006 rewind: Cheney memes, Twitter2Bluebird origins
(00:23:00) "Death of Twitter" timing, Cheney lore, and Mockingbird media
(00:26:11) Comedy crossovers: dogs, camps, and panel chaos
(00:34:20) California redistricting, turnout, and city vs. rural math
(00:40:37) Urban dysfunction riffs, consent rituals, and normie show stories
(00:46:02) Panel-verse drama: moderators, debate cons, and online egos
(00:51:08) Membership plugs, show direction, and tomato2potato riffs
(01:06:47) Fruits, beans, and the great boiled banana aside
(01:09:52) Legendary fart chronicles: RV disasters and dog Dutch ovens
(01:18:42) Lighting farts, backdrafts, and adolescent misadventures
(01:27:30) High school parties, small-town cops, and MIP luck
(01:39:00) Sex World security tales and shoplifting psychology
(01:41:21) Edgelord media, hate-crime hypotheticals, and aquafaba
(01:43:56) Bean hacks, soaking tips, and enzyme talk
(01:45:04) Meat substitutes, black-bean burgers, and plant-based skepticism
(01:49:06) Kale, green slurries, and oxalate2kidney stone warnings
(01:56:49) Life cycles, terrariums, and poop-to-fruit philosophy
(01:57:49) Jenkem lore detour and a firm recommendation for weed
(02:00:53) South Dakota cannabis: prison, petitions, and veto politics
(02:07:12) Opioids, fentanyl, and Narcan2flatliners parallels
(02:12:26) Street psychosis, entities, and calling the cops
(02:18:04) Cheney headline puns, puppet presidencies, and deep state vibes
(02:23:11) Aging political class, podcasters vs. legacy media
(02:26:44) Shadowbans, platform shifts, and agency vibes
(02:29:52) China2space kitchen, protein lore, and ISS shade
(02:33:31) Indian motorcycles, Harley mystique, and custom chopper myths
(02:39:04) Fifteen-minute cities inside megacities: mobility and youth trends
(02:42:32) Interlinked cells, dystopia references, and zoning futures
(02:45:02) Cats, food thefts, and kitchen capers
(02:47:36) Retreads, refurb metaphors, and body mods
(02:49:09) Pump-up prosthetics, scandal tales, and comedian crossovers
(02:56:09) Shock collars, citronella mishaps, and garden pest strategy
(03:00:43) Citronella origins, Minnesota mosquitoes, and spraying debates
(03:03:00) Kitchen vs. barn: chores, gender jokes, and testosterone bits
(03:09:21) Wrap-up: links, platform switch, and goodnights
- Steve
https://serve.podhome.fm/deliberatingdogfacedudes
https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/60
Dick Cheney, Birdshot, and the Birth of the Blue Bird: A Chaotic Eulogy
From Quail Hunt to Quote Tweets: How Politics Went Meme-Mode
Gas, Gags, and Gas Digital: Comedy, Cheney, and the Platform Wars
Fifteen‑Minute Cities, Forty‑Year Politicians, and Five‑Alarm Riffs
Halliburton Hearts, Story Wars, and Other Modern Myths
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9, 34, three, two, one, fight. Welcome.
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And here we are. Ben just bumped muted himself maybe.
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That's alright. We're only 60 streams into this, and we're still learning new things. Yeah.
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Yeah. Not that Ben hasn't been broadcasting or, you know, public speaking for nearly a decade at this point. But hey. Hey. Some of us some of us are so focused on other things that, you know, little bits and pieces of, you know, what's I mean, let's be honest. A hobby. A hobby
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please, Marcus.
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Yeah. They slide by you. You know? But Ben's not gonna miss important shit, you know, replacing the fucking ass end of a work truck. He's he's not. Not gonna miss important shit, you know, wiring up a fucking brand new generator to the setup. You know? But, hey. Every once in a while, you totally forget how to broadcast even though you should have figured that out again the better part of a decade ago. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's it's it's almost retarded. Hi, Jeremy.
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Yeah. I thought you might like that, Tom Cooper. I did. I I did. Yeah. There's, both Tom and I have a love for the stoner doom metal. Oh, yes. And I I stumbled upon an album by a band called, Comic Fossil earlier this afternoon, and I was like, you know, the fossil record? Mister Cooper. Well, I can't I probably can't even mention anything more or YouTube will give us a DCMA violation.
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Yeah. I heard something spooky on the AM wake up show. Some guy We were just standing on a podium was saying some terrible things about hobbyist podcasters.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. That's true. That happened. Yeah. Mark Mark Levin.
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Yeah. Is that his name?
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Who himself is a broadcaster.
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Mhmm.
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Terrestrial and, maybe satellite radio. I don't know. The I think he has a show on Fox too. I'm not sure. Which is effectively just his radio show, but shorter.
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Brian and I were talking earlier, and it's very interesting what people get nailed with what. Because we've been on a binge of, Legion of Skanks and, Kill Tony. Mhmm. And, they get away with saying a lot of shit without getting their episodes taken down. A lot.
[00:04:03] Unknown:
Yeah. I see David They might not be monetized. You know what I mean? Like, they might be you know, they're they're getting they're putting YouTube bait out to get people to become gas digital subscribers where you get to hear absolutely everything they say. Although at this point, because the Legion is, going on, with TBS, They have a a deal a cable deal now. The the quality of that show is plummeted. I like the game show that Louis j Gomez and Big Jay do, the story wars. I don't know if you've watched any of those or not, but they're dude. Okay.
So big Jay Lewis and then three guests, and everyone has submitted three to five stories based around a topic. And you can go literal or interpretive with the based off of the topic. Alright? And then, one of the gas digital producers, Alex, randomly selects stories, reads them out. Everybody Oh, damn it. Does a little, Beat him up. Sorry, Steve. Everybody does a little interrogation or whatever kind of thing trying to convince somebody, you know, whose story it is. And then, they all vote, and points are awarded if you guess whose story it was. And if it's your story, you get points for everyone who, did not guess you. Everyone you fooled.
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I feel like we would be bad at that game just because our stories do really just match us. They would just be like, no. That fucking guy. I mean, you can make them vague and
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the producer, can alter the wording slightly to make it sound a little less obviously like you. Like, if you were too specific, they can make it more vague.
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Are they fact checking the stories? Fact, that time I took my butt my steel chin shaped like a butt and jammed it into somebody's collarbone till they bent over and hit the ground before I pummeled them. Right. That would be a little too specific. But you can't see my butt chin because I have a beard now. It would probably get changed to,
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I used my head as a weapon, you know, you know, something like that.
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That was all the fight, Steve.
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But it it it would make it plausible for other people to for that to event. Do you see what I'm saying? K. So, it's, like, it's it's a very fun show to watch. It's a very fun show to watch. It's fun to play at home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes the people have known each other for a long time, and we'll even I've seen an episode where the person sitting next to the guy not only knew the story, but was the subject of the story. Oh, we did see. And he had to sit there and fucking not say anything until the end. And they were like, did you know that Homie was gonna be on the show? And he was like, fuck. Yes. I knew.
That's why I put the story in.
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One time one time, I owned a bar, and, I had a pool table, like, entertainment room that was up above on the Second Story. So we'd shut the bar down a lot of times at night and go up there and get stoned and, you know, like, play stupid games, like, set pipes at different pockets on the pool table, and you have to take a you took a hit out of whatever, you know, pie pocket you sunk a ball in and shit like that. And we're telling stories. I'm telling a story about picking up this lesbian bartender and having a threesome with her. And I and I'm telling this story, and it's hilarious. And then one of the guys sitting there is like, yeah. That's Heather. And I'm like like, yeah. I already knew this story. Like, what the hell?
That was hilarious.
[00:09:17] Unknown:
I thought it was one of those, like, Dixie Chicken moments where they're like, oh, yeah. No. We all know Heather. Old two for one Heather.
[00:09:32] Unknown:
Well, one time out No. He was gay. He knew her from the the gay bar.
[00:09:36] Unknown:
I was invited to go bird watching with a a group of very distinguished gentlemen and, know what that means, Marcus. They all wore high visibility, like orange vests. Be careful with yourself, Marcus.
[00:09:50] Unknown:
Did you bring your Temigrapitaler repellent?
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Protect that hole.
[00:09:56] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. I got it. It's always ready. My high visibility gear when I go out birdwatching with with, attorneys and business leaders. And and, they wanted to go look for birds,
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specifically Those are the worst types.
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Quail.
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They're looking they're they're looking for they're looking for a a a young innocent swallow. It's the type they're lying.
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An unladen
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swallow or a fully laden? No. They they it starts out unladen. They wanna fully laden it.
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Okay. Alright. So it turns out this guy's name was Dick. Dick Cheney. Yeah. Mhmm. You know Dick? Do you know his, friend, Katherine Armstrong or his other friend Harry Whittington?
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Harry gets hot in the face.
[00:11:00] Unknown:
Well, Armstrong invited us to her ranch, February 2006, and it turns out that, Dick Cheney bought a shotgun, a shotgun. And some of that shot got shot at one of the guys with us, and it just sort of peppered him a little bit.
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Little peppering.
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Yeah. Yeah.
[00:11:27] Unknown:
That will happen. I'm from South Dakota. It happened. Okay. Let's let's add some additional context to that because the birds Mhmm. That, they were shooting at and had their wings clipped. And the likelihood of Dick Cheney going up and to the left because the duty shot was significantly taller than him to go after, effectively a flightless bird.
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Slim. Like, shooting a farm chicken. What the fuck is that even about?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So these quails, they do tend to flop But you know you can just rock up and ring its neck. Right? You don't even need a gun. You
[00:12:23] Unknown:
can just shoot fish in a barrel if you were hungry in a way that's easy, man. What is that? Well, these quails, apparently, they they'll jump up and they'll kind of flap their wings and kind of hover fly for a little bit so they can land, and then they just start running through the thicket to try to escape.
[00:12:41] Unknown:
So you gotta ground them?
[00:12:43] Unknown:
Well, this is this is why the rifle was sort of parallel to the horizon when the shot was shot and the pepper was peppered in the face of this attorney Whittington. I don't know if they're hunting dogs with Jim. Sent Jim a link? Yeah. He's on his way.
[00:13:08] Unknown:
Is your beamer not working tonight? Did you give her all she's got, captain?
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What starship are we on?
[00:13:22] Unknown:
The yellow submarine.
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Okay. So it wasn't a turkey hunt. They were hunting quail.
[00:13:35] Unknown:
Quails don't really fly anyways.
[00:13:38] Unknown:
Well, here's the thing, though. It sounds like one of those stories where the meaning is that they were talking about a political opponent who also has the name of Quail, who was running for some positions. Remember the Quayle guy?
[00:13:56] Unknown:
Vice president of these here United War Machine.
[00:14:02] Unknown:
Yep. Dan Quayle.
[00:14:04] Unknown:
From Huntington, Indiana.
[00:14:07] Unknown:
Does he still not know how to spell potato?
[00:14:14] Unknown:
Probably. Probably. He faded out of the the spotlight pretty quick, and and it hadn't really popped up too much.
[00:14:27] Unknown:
Well, his daughter took his place to make sure that she went to Wyoming and said, the state owns the wind.
[00:14:36] Unknown:
Isn't that Cheney, your daughter? Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, we're talking about Dan Quayle now? Well, Dan Quayle
[00:14:45] Unknown:
to him.
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Who talks about Dan Quayle's today? Even when Dan Quayle was around the way he talked about Dan Quayle.
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Unless they were joking about him.
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Yeah. So I'd like to make the case that Dick Cheney was the the best vice president we've ever had.
[00:15:04] Unknown:
Are we doing a debate on this?
[00:15:06] Unknown:
Well, I'm gathering my evidence now to see if I have a a debate to win here for I'm gonna lose this debate.
[00:15:16] Unknown:
But knowing that Were you working were you working for, Haliburton at the time?
[00:15:25] Unknown:
I would I would be open to a job, I think, maybe in the public relations department for this energy corporation.
[00:15:34] Unknown:
I would argue that it was LBJ because he got rid of that Jew hating Catholic and has led America into the era of complete peace and nationwide prosperity that we currently enjoy at the hands of our Zionist masters. Please don't cancel this show.
[00:15:55] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Mark, Levin, big fan of your work. Appreciate what you do.
[00:16:02] Unknown:
Yeah. He the the market that we manipulate, the that's what he said. We're we're going to crush competition. We're going to ban and or, you know, otherwise deplatform anyone who says things we don't like. And then in the same breath is like, and that's called the market. No. That's called communism. But Sure. You are a neocon, and NeoCons come out of former Bolsheviks who turned hardcore empire expansionist conservatives.
[00:16:48] Unknown:
Yeah. I I always, one of the few times I feel like Steve where I feel like I need to pull up a, excuse me, clip of something is when things are talked about like this where on American Gods, when Odin meets mister World and mister World starts explaining their entire process to him, and he's like he's like, you know, we understand some people are gonna want mild. Some people are gonna want spicy. Some people are gonna want smooth. Some people are gonna want chunky. They just gotta get their salsa from us. And so they make sure they give you them options to so but as long as you when you look at the head of the snake, it's the same fucking head. Understand that that's where the true plan is coming from, and all the other things, whether you like them or not, are from the same people.
[00:17:45] Unknown:
From the same company? It's like how many how many media conglomerates exist in current year before it's just Disney or Disney's parent company? So we had all of these independent journalists.
[00:18:05] Unknown:
Just Larry Ellison.
[00:18:08] Unknown:
Right. Right. So I'm I'm thinking back to 2006 when we had a vice president by the name of Dick Cheney. I don't know if he's familiar to our would vote for best VP ever.
[00:18:27] Unknown:
That's, Richard Milhouse Bazelbub Cheney.
[00:18:32] Unknown:
Sure. Sure. He was probably the most memed man at that point for his hunting accident incident. I don't know how they were spinning it at the time, but I wanted to connect this to the start up, little bluebird company called Twitter. You remember that at the time?
[00:18:55] Unknown:
No.
[00:18:57] Unknown:
So in 2006, no one else had heard of Twitter, but it was going online. This was about a month after the
[00:19:05] Unknown:
We started using it, like like, a a month after it became x or something. Not because I was bought into the whole political or because Elon bought it. I I I downloaded it to pick a fight with Andrew Wilson, and that was where I knew to get a hold to get a hold of him and talk shit. So It's a very good use case. So
[00:19:28] Unknown:
now today, November 4, election day, the same day that, former vice president of The US Of A has and breathes his last breath, his heart. Was this his third or fourth heart? Yeah. I mean, he's had a number of heart replacements. I don't quite know the details if it was Well, the original
[00:19:48] Unknown:
may have in a sealed box in an unknown location, and only if you stab a a heartwood stake through it and then burn it to ash, is he truly ever gonna be dead?
[00:20:05] Unknown:
Right. It's not an unknown location. It is, less than two feet away from the corpse of John McCain. And whenever lightning strikes the Washington Monument, John McCain rises, and Dick Cheney's heart now will start beating again slowly until it finds a new host in order to, take over and, become the future secretary of state.
[00:20:37] Unknown:
And this is why they are currently tearing down the White House, doing some remodeling because they're building a cornerstone with a reliquary that contains the still beating heart of Dick Cheney. Mhmm. Yeah. He loves war, and he's good at it. Mhmm. He's really good at war and profiteering from war.
[00:21:04] Unknown:
Right. So there's there's The heart is actually gonna power that secret room.
[00:21:09] Unknown:
And there is a connection between Twitter
[00:21:13] Unknown:
going online. How is the lights in the below ground skiff underneath the ballroom? Yeah.
[00:21:20] Unknown:
So there is some strange signal Yeah. If you say something bad about Dick Cheney while in the ballroom, the whole thing is.
[00:21:29] Unknown:
Electric floor? Yeah. The chandeliers, like, the the glass drops away at the same time that it falls to reveal spikes, and it just brushes the people underneath it.
[00:21:46] Unknown:
So we know it's the Dick Cheney's balls room.
[00:21:52] Unknown:
Then then in in all the grout, you it's suddenly the grout all soaks in all the blood, and it all collects into a pool that funnels right into Dick Cheney's heart.
[00:22:01] Unknown:
Mhmm. And then it grows a little bit.
[00:22:04] Unknown:
Who knew Dick Cheney's heart with the teeth of the energy? Like, where it's like Voldemort
[00:22:10] Unknown:
or, like, an arm starts to pop out. They're gonna have to keep it on Omar in congress for a while, hide the the heart under fucking headgear.
[00:22:26] Unknown:
I was looking to Halliburton Labs, the future of energy faster trademarked phrase there, and what they're gonna do with c o two and water molecules and things. They have all sorts of sciences that they're working on for more energy control, control of all the energy. But I'm still in 2006 where Dick Cheney hunting attorneys he doesn't like, peppering their face, and then having to spin the tail of what actually happened. And then a month later, it's all over Twitter. So the early days of Twitter where people were texting a 144 characters to a server and then getting texts back to their phone, this created a place for news stories like these to be quickly spread. So the headlines at the time were all very humorous. They were dick joke punchline headlines.
[00:23:29] Unknown:
Low hanging fruit. Yeah. A 144
[00:23:32] Unknown:
characters. So knowing that the Bluebird site, Twitter, was going to be the place where politics were gonna be spread, all sorts of politics, news highlights, and things. It's very interesting then that on the death of Dick Cheney, this is 10/04, 10/04 good buddy, on 10/10, so six days from now, the twitter.com domain name will be retired forever. So it will no longer redirect to x.com. So on 10/10, which is, like, Roman numeral x, Twitter will be dead. So Dick Cheney is dead. Six days later, Twitter is dead.
[00:24:18] Unknown:
Did you say that Nick Chaney shot Twitter in the face?
[00:24:25] Unknown:
Allegedly.
[00:24:26] Unknown:
Peppered it a little bit. Certainly. Peppered it a little bit? Yeah. That was the bird he was trying to shoot. Mhmm.
[00:24:34] Unknown:
Well, the shot is what allowed another bird to survive. So if you're hunting one bird and the other bird survives it, that was the signal to say, all systems are go. Launch the Bluebird, the Mockingbird Media.
[00:24:56] Unknown:
And the people that have a Mockingbird Media now. There's no doubt. Right.
[00:25:02] Unknown:
Right. So it was a way to spread the news faster, and people no longer needed to read a full article. Yeah. They would get the headline, and then they get the gist of the story. And that's the same era when Comedy Central Did you tell
[00:25:23] Unknown:
Herb that you named your dog Gomez and that's why he won't come on our show?
[00:25:29] Unknown:
No. He met Gomez in, Tennessee. He's got pictures of Gomez. Gomez got up on stage and, like, laid down right on top of my feet, and Metzger was sitting next to me. We took a picture of that and took a picture. Gomez, like, sitting up with his giant fucking engine block head, like, straight up at Metzger's knee.
[00:26:12] Unknown:
Well, that wasn't what it was like the last time I seen a Gomez and Metzger on stage together.
[00:26:17] Unknown:
Right. Right. That was a long time ago. That was that was a long time ago.
[00:26:27] Unknown:
In our chat, habitual miner is, describing Kathy O'Brien's account of when she first met this man, Dick Cheney. Was that a transformation the transformation book of America? Jesus. So the full details of that account are a little bit too dark for this eulogy tonight of a the best vice president who's ever president and vice president. Toasty.
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Think and wave.
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But, certainly, there were early reports stating that the farm,
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the ranch Oh, the time didn't go. We can't read that out loud.
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Oh, man. I wonder if we could get away with Where did he I wonder if we could get away with that as well. Fucking on your. Do you know what, you know what he's referring to, though. Right? Because that is on YouTube, what he's talking about. It's the the Tim Dillon bit where he's playing Megan McCain.
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Uh-oh. Okay.
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And by the way, this is, Gomez and, one of the the dudes that was out there camping, his dog vibe checking Sam Tripoli Tripoli pulled into carnival Nashville.
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Gomez, like, not sure about you. You smell chewy.
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That's funny. Is he DoorDash? Is that a DoorDasher?
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That was his rental Kia.
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Oh, the rental Kia.
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Yeah. Very fun. I see cracks me up. So let's We'll let we'll let Marcus decide if,
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if a dice to roll. Leave it up to fate to decide the outcome of the the stream tonight.
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My question is never never seen or heard from again. Is that Marcus is doing his dead set best to keep it on one on one subject. And there and Steve and I are just all over the fucking place.
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Right. I see the through line, and I wanna see it through to the very end. Dick Cheney is the best vice president we've ever the most memeable president in that a lot of people remember George w Bush being sort of the strategic guy kind of having less the liners, but really Dick Cheney being super serious.
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Weapons of mass destruction somewhere.
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Mhmm.
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Alright. And, Alan, you gotta tell me if you think this will violate or anger the YouTube overlords. It's 54 long.
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It's just We were listening to you and Sarah earlier. Good stuff. Everybody back in Sarah Tomato had a had a nice little podcast, like, right before we came on.
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Oh, cool.
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This is what it's like a world's collide.
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This is a clip of his original video from five years ago. I think fair use will allow us to to show that Meghan McCain was an object of ridicule and humor.
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Mhmm. And definitely a public figure. Public figures. Yes. Two very public figures.
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Mhmm. Yeah. Hi, Brian. This shady fucking shit have been taken out publicly flogged.
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Was she the lesbian daughter?
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Yeah.
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He was so proud to have a daughter who wanted to go hunting with him, I think, because Right. Is still.
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Alright. Here here you go, Ben. And I had a baby with him. Oh, wait. Let me run it back. Here we go.
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Before my father died, I had a baby with him, and we're going to it will be raised in captivity. It'll be raised privately to be the greatest politician that has ever lived. My name is Meghan McCain, and I'm on a news show called The View. And Donald Trump, that fucking riverboat casino captain, is talking shit about my father again. My father was tortured for a hundred years for this fucking country, and he came back and he started seven wars because he's a gentleman. Fuck you, Trump. I'm gonna wear my father's skin mask, and I'm gonna primary Trump from the right. Come on The View, bitch. If you're that tough, come on The View. You want another son to get a Casio Cortez?
You want this shit? You wanna fuck these tits, Trump? Do you wanna fuck these tits? No. You don't. You wanna suck cock, but I won't fuck you because the only person I'll fuck is dirty.
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I'll fuck his corpse. I'll fuck daddy's
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corpse. Jesus. Yeah. Woah. Joe's team? I'm just Megan McCain as well. Killed our shit. A sailor tag? It, brother. You wanted to come out and play? Yeah. Yeah. We're you walked into our tribute to Dick Cheney. We're
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we're we're having a a we're having a a slight difference in views of the man, the myth, the legend being, one, Dickicus Chaneycus. I sent you an image of a gold chain and a a little little dick attached to it, like, the gold Dick Cheney. I think that would be a a good if we all got those, would we wear them together kinda like charm bracelets?
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Best friends. Thing we do?
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Yeah. He'd he'd wear gold. He'd wear gold chains. The guy was known for Rolexes, I think, having a good taste in watches.
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And What? For real?
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Leather. Yeah. So Cassie O'Brien described the room that they were in, and there was a lot of leather, lot of leather. He was in Wyoming at the time. Is that why Erica Kirk wore the leather pants,
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or was that just to look like JD Vance's favorite couch?
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Well, that's exactly what I was thinking too. I mean, the the upholstery back. That the feeling of leather upholstery is familiar to some of these men. So then she could explain, no. No. They weren't groping my thighs. They were just it was a comfort couch hug.
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Oh, fuck.
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Dick Cheney is a super sick he's a super sick rapper name. I think I I accidentally I sent you a link on, if you wanna jump in toasty. If not, that's cool too. Okay. We appreciate you pimping us. I think I accidentally also sent a link to GLO. If he pops in Yeah. That'll happen.
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Yeah. It would be good to connect with GLO again. Is there an election today?
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It's kind of Yeah. Here. Yeah. In California. It was a hot heavy one in California where they were redistricting California to make sure that it's, during this last election cycle, actually, California had a pretty severe shift for California, meaning that it went from, you know, 90% Democrat to, like, 75% Democrat. And, the, so California decided to redistrict and take a bunch of the land from this these smaller areas and smush them into areas more like the Bay. And, so they took so now you're getting Bay voters, and this is, you know, representative of everything in The United States, period. If you look at there's no such thing as a as a Democrat state.
There are states with Democrat cities. And the larger the cities in the state, the state will either be Democrat or Republic will be Democrat or if the cities aren't that much larger than the rest of the state, then it'll be a Republican state. But there's there's no such thing as a as a Democrat state. And so they're using that in order to redistrict California to give it more to the, Democrats by forcing more rural areas, smooshing them together with larger city areas, and taking away the re representatives them, rural areas would have had. So that's a hot heavy vote in California right now. They put if you're in California, like, they had all the superstars. They had one commercial where it was like AOC, fucking Liz Warren, Birdie, like like, anybody that's, like, a hard outspoken, real hard leftist was in this commercial that's if they're famous and political at all.
Like, wow. All the heavy hitters. This is your a team. Jesus.
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Have they all moved to blue sky for their post date? And the amazing thing is they fooled,
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not that they fooled them, these Democrats don't actually care. These and the Republicans either. That's a sick thing. This is part of why, like, like, even when we were debating Rob, they can't they've got a script that they gotta stick to. They can't they they've gotta stick with the nonsense their side has, and they can't actually be reasonable people in any way, shape, or form. So they're pretending like this is somehow affecting Trump. How does redistricting California change anything for Trump in any way, shape, or form? It absolutely will not, but it does change the future of the state elections.
And then the way the state in and of itself is ran has nothing to do with Trump. But, Doug, yeah. We're getting Trump with that. Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. Fucking. MAGA assholes. You're like, Jesus. No prescript sidecryption is saying there's a huge turnout in SAC today. Cars lined up. I don't think we were voting in person. That was that was as up that was as publicized as any presidential campaign I've ever seen in California. Dude. It was as publicized
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as, cannabis was.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they spent they spent hundreds of millions of dollars on that campaign just in California alone. Mhmm. Because it's it only affects California. It's not even something from the other states. So they really pushed hard to try. Like I said, there was a fairly large shift for California toward the Republican side in this last election because Democrats have lost their fucking minds.
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Yep. And they're trying to make sure that it doesn't turn into a shift in legislature, so they gerrymandered the fuck out of the state.
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Yep.
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Like, crazy.
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I mean, just like the the whole fight even for Jeffersonia. Even when you hear the news, in the news, they call Northern California the bay. But I can I can it takes me four hours to get to the fucking bay, and it would take me two hours to get to the northern part to the to the border of Northern California? So there's a solid six hour straight north driving gap that is just, like, nonexistent as far as they're concerned. Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. No. It's I mean, shit, dude. It it's a Really nefarious way to, like, rig the election before a single vote is cast. You know? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Like I said, it it all is in all you have to do is district it so a chunk of a city is included into more rural land, and you just take that just takes that away. Now that's automatically just like when you look at The United States in and of itself, e even in just California in and of itself. Everywhere that's democrat, there's major cities. Anywhere that's non democrat is there's no there's no major cities. So they just made it so the major cities areas were included into more of the districting so that way each of these areas loses their vote because now the city outvotes them.
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Yeah.
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Not to not to include I honestly believe that if I we could go I could go on kill Tony and do a little skit about California in the one in the sixty second thing that would fucking rot where you talk about where it'd be like you know, people wonder why in California, there's, the the laws are absolutely crazy. But if you go downtown to where I buy my groceries, the nearest grocery store, the town will regularly tell you that the guy, when he gets excited and starts swinging an axe at cars instead of just walking at them and swinging at his hands at them, swerve around him. Mhmm.
And then we have the guy that Brian stood behind at the at the smoke shop where this guy proceeded to have a conversation with himself about whether to eat the unknown black thing on the ground. And the scariest part about the conversation was the entity you couldn't see was the one arguing against eating the black thing on the ground that nobody knew what it was. And this guy picks it up and eats it because the entity lost, and he won. Like, why shouldn't I eat this thing? I don't know what it is off the ground. And eats it. Now every time there's a vote, they go around and gather all them people up.
They take them in, give them a shower, give them a meal, act like they're being real nice people, take them down to vote democrat. Yeah. And there's more of them than there are us. And that guy's vote counts those two guys where I just described, their vote outweighs me.
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Yeah. So so that's the consent ritual. It's like, we're gonna have you vote on a referendum.
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Oh, I don't I don't vote. I I I was using that as an example of why it's not even point there's not even a point. I obviously don't vote. Well, if the reason I'm just not as outspoken about it. Steve's like Steve's like, we're on the we're on a normie podcast for the first time ever. These people have never even don't even know who Bill Cooper is and never watched anything outside of the mainstream news. Steve, who do you vote for? I don't involve involve myself in consent rituals with bloodline pedophiles. Like, the fuck?
Yep. Steve is, like, not gonna hold any punches back.
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I mean, we could read from the camera deal, Brian. I don't know how much time we actually have.
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You know? K. Let's,
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let's figure some shit out.
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He's like he's like, in case you were even slightly curious, I'm gonna hit you with the full deep end of the pool
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right here, right now, all in one. That's good journalism. That's not bearing the headline. That's not making someone wait six hours to get to the point of the Do you realize
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that your whole life is being controlled by the panoptic panopticon? Technocratic panopticon?
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Hey. You do pay attention.
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Hey. I'm taking notes. Yeah. We take notes. We write write the words down.
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Neat. The
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controlled opportunists, I think, are also listening, studying their opponents very closely.
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Habitual minor, I I agree. I I have the the George Carlin mentality, about that, man. If I don't vote, I'm the one with the right to complain. Look at what you dumbasses are putting all of us through by the dumb shit you did. You knew that one of the guys was a fucking liar and a fucking cheat and a fucking warmonger and a fucking, you know, doddering old vainglorious fucking lecher. You knew that. You you and then you knew the other one was a fucking day drunk whore who literally is only where she's at because of bruised knees and the bottom of heels that saw a lot of ceilings.
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I I actually also believe that they put her in knowing she would lose just to shame us.
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Well, I I and to make sure that Trump got that second term to build out the digital prison. What's up, Jim? How's it going? What's up, guys?
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Nice to see you.
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Good to see you. You. We are gathered here today to,
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acknowledge be ashamed for the writings over Steve's face. I'm the good looking one.
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A very successful man has has died today, and we want to We're going in order of handsome, though.
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Yeah. Yeah. We Marcus is the pure boy. His purity gives him a glow similar to when Frodo was dying dying of po of poison, and the elf princess came above him, and I will save you. That that's the glow Marcus has about him.
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There we go. The most handsome.
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Handsomest. If you partner with me, you will have two votes on election day because I will vote exactly how you want me to vote.
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Did you Bitcoin there? We Did you We the way we feel is both sides are equally fucked.
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Well, did you ever hear stories of, like, couples arguing about who they're gonna vote for, and then out of spite, the other person I'm a poor votes for the other opponent? So they're like, My vote canceled out your vote. You know, like, a presidential election is usually the big one, and I voted for this guy. I
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voted for that guy. Rob North Chat. Good job, Toasty. That dude's gonna you that dude is gonna be on fucking blood pressure meds by the end of the month. What
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what is the current state of the panel verse? I know a lot of our listeners are gonna have to, like, tailor Rob's
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blood pressure meds with his diabetes meds and his, you know, Lipitor.
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And Oh, so it sounds like he needs a sleep apnea machine. Yeah. End of day apnea. You you can't whistle that much while you're breathing and not have not smoke cigarettes for fuck's sake.
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That's true.
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Get him on some It sounds worse than I do breathing, and I've been smoking for thirty fucking years. It's
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hilarious.
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It's not even a chat room at that point. It's a shouting into the void box, a shout box. People have to exercise their thoughts and let everyone else not read it as it moves so fast. So the state of the panel verse is that they continue to hang out in their own panels. Has debate con in Tennessee been canceled? Is it still on for the fifteenth of this month? Well, from what I'd heard,
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Andrew and Grid one Motorsports had some shit that they were getting going on. It sounded like almost outside of that. I don't know if it was parallel to it Okay. Or, you know, and still associated or whether they were just basically taking over to Baycon at this point. I don't I don't fucking know. The way those guys are going about it, they apparently think they're, like, fucking Templar knights or something from the middle ages, and they're here to to Christian nationalize the country and save us all with their fucking we can't even open a fucking olive jar.
And we're we sit behind a computer all day throwing a temper tantrum looking like goddamn Cartman from fucking South Park. Respect my authority. I'm with the crucible. I'm important. Why did anybody know that? Why you guys all just keep treating me like I'm like I didn't have any subs six months ago and that nobody really watches my show. Andrew said I'm important.
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The best political
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debater he's ever seen. Yeah. That sounds about right. I didn't hear Dusty say that toasty, but that's what I was actually just thinking just now. Like, it seems like they're maybe trying to crash that and then gonna start crucible con where they win all debates because the moderator is firmly on their side. It'll just be like Destiny and a bunch of Ortho Bros date debating. After the thing, they'll they'll all conveniently have drinks together, and Destiny will be the pivot man in the Ortho jerk off.
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Are they going to run open and fair elections for their moderators?
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Yeah. Right. Sarah's pretty elect the moderators? Sarah's about as Sarah's about as mellow as they get as Ahmad, and they they went to zerk on her. So So it's a selection
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of their favorite Yeah. Moderator.
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Yeah. So Speakeasy and, like, Myron Cook and all those guys. Like, you guys remember the stories, like, back in in high school, guys tell stories. Like, they're, like, mythologies, though, where, like, they were at a party and girls were having a lipstick contest where, like, every girl puts on a different colored lipstick and see who's can get further down, and that's how they win. And guys tell stupid stories like that. That that's what those guys are doing with with, Andrew right now. They're they're having lipstick contest to see which one can can, try and get the Gucci actually in there.
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Like Tim Dillon did when he was playing the role of Megan McCain.
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Was mom Donnie the one that was up there with another flag fucking
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speaking in another language running for his fucking running for office? That shit was nuts. Well, it's like an East Coast, West Coast thing. And if we don't get a renewed, sense of rap battles between these politicians, what is even the point? It's like they wanna squeeze the Midwest in into their little political game, and we refuse to be part of it. We are the flyover states. We want them to fly over and leave us alone.
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Okay. My wife's taking the light. Okay. Put me back where the letters are now. You can see me anyway. We all heard a little bit of whispering, and we all just kinda leaned in closer to hear what we could Oh, yeah. That was my wife. Okay. So you don't have one beer.
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It's it's no secret that Balderson has a wife. Yeah. It's just secret what her whispers were. Jim, did you read that Kathy O'Brien book?
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Which one?
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The the one that talks about mister Dick Cheney.
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I didn't read that. No. Okay. What did you say about
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I cannot read that publicly.
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I remember some stuff about other folks that I know I know the names of that I haven't personally met, but it's not Dick Cheney.
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So I I will say the importance of, Dick Cheney dying today in connection to, there's a lot of terminology about what may or may not have happened. But if the alleged abuser is no longer alive, they say survivors of duck hunt games might be more willing to release their memoirs or their stories or things. So we may see more information about our favorite vice president and his proclivities
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really. Put add an r in there. You're the only one that voted for this.
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Right.
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It's hard to say because, if you can't sue somebody for slander if your book about them is true. Like, it's only if you make something up about somebody abusing you and then you put it in a book that is Well, and then it also has to have monetary,
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like, loss associated with it to even make it really sue suitable also.
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So when when Whittington was peppered in the face by the shot output of the bullet emissions from Dick Cheney's, boomstick, Whittington, I believe, appalled
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my boomstick. For being shot in the face. Now I'm imagining Dick Cheney as fucking as fucking ash
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from army of darkness. That's what I the cops wanted to come out and and talk to him, and he made him wait for twenty four hours. Dick Cheney. Mhmm. He said, no. Not not now. Come out come out tomorrow.
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I gotta give him, though, that's gangster. It is gangster. Gonna, like I I can't stand Dick Cheney, but cops cops are like, I need to talk to you. You know what? Not today, guy. That that that is gangster. I would enjoy that myself. I I would enjoy that thoroughly. Nah. Nah. You can keep wanting, bro. Kick rocks. Today is not the day. Not gonna shit on a guy for that. That that's hilarious.
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Well, yeah, pretty gangster. But, definitely, he was hiding out. Probably wasted.
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Right? They were all freaking they all had more wild turkey than coffee for breakfast.
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I'm sure.
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Well, loaded up to go shoot some flightless birds.
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Yeah. But they had cocaine to balance it out.
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Meatballs. Those guys get the best drugs.
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Yeah. You had to get the shotgun. Right? Is it? Yeah. That is problematic probably can't get out of bed without his scotch and stem cells.
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Yeah. He had to get back into the Darth Vader chamber.
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Mhmm. And the vice president does have it. Crystal when they got when they get to suck the energy out of the, they're like, and then they, you know, throw a little corpse of a little kid back into the dumpster, and Dick Cheney's able to get up and walk again for the day.
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So he died today,
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Yeah. Yeah. And here's where this is why I didn't get this is why you didn't hear me preach on too much about people with, char celebrating Charlie Kirk's death. I mean, don't get me wrong. I I think Kirk was an alright guy, so I don't see how you could compare the two. But it don't hurt my feelings that Dick Cheney's dead at all. Like so I mean and I'm sure there's people that would disagree with me on that. So but, yeah, I think the world's probably a better minus probably is just a better place without that dude in it. He was a bad bad person who harmed a lot of people.
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Pulled a lot of strings
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Yeah. For a long time. And his daughter thinks and then he produced such a vile daughter that people voted for her in Wyoming that, yeah, that does tell you about Wyoming. And, the she decided that the government owns the wind. Are you fucking serious? How batshit crazy are you, lady? Can you eat another hot cocoa? I'm feeling it tonight. I'm feeling spicy. And cocoa's gonna go. Yeah. The cocoa's give me the hard stuff. The hard cocoa? Yeah. What? With whipped cream? Yeah. With the whipped cream. Oh, shit. That one too.
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You're going all in.
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Yeah. Yeah. All in.
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Be careful, Christie.
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I'm over the hill now, so I need that extra spunk.
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I hope you got a rocking chair.
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I don't need no rocking chair. Guitar tall horn marker. Still got dabs running through my veins.
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That's funny. Old fucking no show Jones.
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For all of you that aren't from cut aren't country as fuck, that was George Jones. Awesome.
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Is he a Christian band?
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They called him the possum because frequently, he would be passed out snoozing on the tour bus when he was supposed to be on stage after being up, you know, for a couple of days on a good bender.
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Clean living.
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Yes.
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That's how you stay young.
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And those guys all live to be forever old. Like Oh, yeah. Like
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There's no sleep in that lifestyle.
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They say we're left longer today, but I don't know. From my experience, it seems like, smoking Lucky Strikes and drinking fucking straight vodka seems to be like the health tonic. I don't know.
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Oh, yeah. So many mechanics I met that are in their sixties and seventies smoking basic cigarettes and drinking, Milwaukee's best all day long. You know? 24 of them for breakfast, and they look great. Skinny.
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Just like my grandma. Charmers.
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Mouth running a million miles an hour, training raccoons to eat dog food out of their mouth. Y'all know that, boy. A pet raccoon? Most people lived forever.
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See, my wife was like it wasn't even anywhere anywhere near her, and she just made me turn it. Because she's like, my essence might have gotten into the my aura is six feet wide, and that may have gotten into the camera view.
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Well, it The other day
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the other day, Sarah was having a panel during the day. Steve was going nuts. Fuckin' it was great. Steve was like they were they were having, like, the most beginner political debate. Well, before that, it was a super beginner, like, esoteric thing, and I was like, I'm gonna go ahead and not crash this party. I'm gonna I'm not gonna pull Steve. And Oh, no. It's the the
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reparations thing, wasn't it?
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Yeah. And then it got that dude, that's what it evolved into. Like, that was horrible. And then I just thought, I'm probably not gonna be the bald headed, long bearded, fucking Nazi looking white guy going you go, no. No under rep which which I I am absolutely against reparations, but it was just a bad aesthetic for being the guy that's arguing that. I'll just let these other people handle it. Thank you, man. Like, there's two plat black guys on the panel already arguing against it. They didn't need they didn't need the fucking No. The the guy that's like, Zing Heil. No reparations.
Like, nobody was gonna appreciate my help in that.
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Did you have preparations prepared in case they asked for them?
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No. I just sat back and I do look like an old snuggly farm animals. Nobody imagines the snuggly farm animals part, though, when they see me. You know me in person. People that don't know me in person or don't think I'm like that. I actually left at Rose's house.
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Well, this is the, the the debate panels where you gotta show up with a fierce face on. You can't let them can't let them see you.
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Reparation age.
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Oh.
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Yeah. I know that that And then at the end of it, it turns out that I know. That's why I don't show everybody me snuggling animals. Like, Sean, one day, I I can't remember what it was. It was some animal I think. I was doing something, and he's like, suddenly, I just don't believe Balderson's tough exterior as much as I used to. Hey. Fuck off, Sean. What's up, my street? Yes. Please hit the like. Subscribe, share, all those things everybody else asks, ask me to do what we ever do.
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If you're listening on the replay after the live, give us a comment down in the comment section.
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Yeah. Oh, and thank you, Stella, for the comment with the with the super thanks as our first super thanks from Stella.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Stella. That's awesome.
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Yeah. Wanted to YouTube is adding a feature where you can basically super chat after the if you're watching the replay, and it's a super thanks.
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Sure.
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Alright.
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It's a cool feature to have. Yeah. That's that's that's neat. It adds some legitimacy to our little hobby here of podcasting, live streaming broadcasting. And
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we I think we should take now to thank our members. We really appreciate you guys, like Stella and Tony and Tony Coriolis.
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Heck yeah.
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And Jim.
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Mhmm. Oh, I don't know what I do. My life's been amazing since I joined. No. Becoming a member. How's these privileges? Perks. You get to see the members only videos. Good. Just amazing. There's some old debates that you can't find anywhere else. Good stuff.
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Yeah. We're trying to and we got some things that we got put just on members. I had a really excellent debate, that I put just on members. Try and give everybody a little something. We appreciate the sport a lot. We've never done this sport thing before, but we would like to start doing a little better production and doing some other things for you guys and, kinda lean into the comedy. Steve, which you're already here to hear that. And we're kinda wanting to lean more into the comedy part of it, into the Okay.
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Being goofballs. Okay.
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I think, I think we're real good at it, and we're pretty well informed.
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Comedy's great.
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I'm for
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it. We we both even spell. What's up, Chris Miner?
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We can spell potato. I we can spell potato. We can rhyme it with tomato?
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We could.
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That's always fun. Right. Actually, tomatoes are a fruit, aren't they?
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Tomato is a fruit. Yes.
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Yeah. That seems wrong.
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Basically, when you're thinking of it, anything with anything that isn't part of the main plant that is the seeds on the inside is a fruit. And if it's on the seeds on the outside, it's a berry. And then like a potato is a legume because that's growing underground and and shooting from, leg from rhizobias and shit.
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Actually, that makes a lot of sense. I was thinking it was something that had to do with sweeter acidic juices inside, but that's that's just something I made up from looking at a few things and trying to draw some kind of pattern.
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Shoot Chris a lake. Ridiculous. If he wants to come play. If not, that's cool too, Chris. We're just giving you the you're one of the dogs. So if you wanna play, you can. But, yeah, it just has to do with whether the fruit is on the inside or the seed is on the inside or the seed is on the outside is all it really has to do with. And then anything, like, you know, like, with pizza people is that's where it comes up in the pizza argument. You know, like, you eat fruit on pizza? Yeah. I actually eat quite a few fruits on pizza. Pepper is a fruit.
Tomato is a fruit. You know, it's Pineapple. Pineapple, that is a fruit. That is delicious on pizza. Great on pizza. I boiled a banana today. You bought a banana?
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Yeah. I boiled a number of bananas today. I I hear it was a good way to prevent them from rotting. Because those get boiled a little bit, they don't turn brown. What are you doing? Can't make banana bread out of them. Well, you probably still could because there's still bananas.
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You're a fruit.
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What kind of fruit are you? I have, a bag of frozen yucca. It's a tuber, like a potato replacement, cassava. You guys ever cook with the cassava, the yucca, the yucca?
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Mhmm. Y u c a? Yeah. It's kinda like a potato. Right?
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Yeah. But they don't they don't grow up in Idaho. They grow in
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closer to the Equator. You gave me wicked parts because I'm not used to eating. I'm make people in Florida eat them a lot. Yuca.
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The yuca.
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So what about a gourd?
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Is it gourd or fruit? Gourds are okay. Most gourds, you don't you don't really eat, but some are good.
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About the warty gourds.
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The warty gourds. That doesn't look like a gourd I've ever seen anyone eat, but maybe. It's a real, it's a good looking gourd. Good looking board. Yeah. That could be a maraca someday. Well, as you hold it that way right there, it looks rather phallic with an upturned head.
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This is the, the Dick Cheney Memorial livestream.
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Put this gourd away.
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We're showing your gourd off, Jim. How are we gonna sell Marcus when you try to show everybody else your big gourds?
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Right.
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Trying to attract members to the to the thing.
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I am I am not frightened by warty gourds. Doesn't
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like pineapple or coconut. Jerusalem artichokes are a fartichoke, dude. Straight up. Like, that is the only thing that's ever made me fart that bad is lentils. I am definitely not from the Mediterranean. But, yeah, I tried that which well, that's funny. I wonder if Jerusalem artichokes also from the Mediterranean food. My body is just rejectful of that shit. Like, no, bro. Don't do that again. Like No Greek? Yeah. No Greek. No Greek. I can eat I can eat all Asian, you name it, but not Greek. Goya. God. That sounds like Greek for bad for white people. Talmudic
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bean company?
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Good. Like, I could like You say the three garlic bean company?
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The Goya? Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Christy made those lentils into, like, a barbecue sauce, so it was, like, basically, like a pull it was almost like a meatloaf, basically, lentils. Yeah. Barbecue. It it was actually pretty tasty, but then, like, an hour later and Christy and I hadn't been dating very long, so I'm actually trying to pinch these fuckers off. And I'm like, I'm sitting there and all it says, like, oh god. Oh god. You're, like, you're squeezing for the all dear life. You got, like, a fucking pain coming out in your head. You're like, Jesus god. And and and I get up, and the worst part is that I'm living in a in a Winnebago. And so at some point in time, you realize that there's no fucking there's no salvaging this. This is it's coming. Like, you can't pinch you can't pinch this sound, bitch, off. This is like the fucking this is like the perfect storm in in your intestines.
And Yeah. I so I at first, I run into the bathroom. Like, excuse me. I walk I went to the bathroom. Well, the fucking bathroom's three feet from her head inside of a tin can. Yeah. Like, what do you think that sounded like? Jesus.
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Holy shit. It was like a fucking tuba that went off. Like the I was gonna say it sounded like the horn section warming up at the Cotton Club. Fog. And,
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eventually, I just give up on this. Like, I I you know, the realization that there's just no subtlety going on here on this just being a jackass. And so I go sit back down with Christy, and it's literally I'm, like, levitating. It's it's there's barely a break between the farts. My my it's just like the fucking just like I'm like, what the fuck did you give me? Are you did you poison me? Holy shit. That was gonna explode.
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So are you looking to explore noise dampening options tonight?
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Oh, fuck. I you know, that that was it it also wasn't I and my farce don't normally stink, but that wasn't great either. My stomach was not happy with Greek food. Also, motor homes are not spacious then. Yeah. Also, motor homes are not spacious. It was it was it was all bad. All bad. At some point in time, I was starting to concern us with methane with methane poisoning. I was that was becoming a real concern.
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Well, like, dead of winter, you couldn't go outside?
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No. No. It was the dead of winter too. Raining. It just pouring rain. Nothing you nothing I could do. Just like, oh god. No. She's gonna leave me tomorrow. Holy fuck. Attraction of bushes. Staying up for this. With your own funk. Oh, shit. All bad. All bad.
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That's hilarious.
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At least I hadn't discovered, so I had this I like hot sauces. And when I mean hot sauce, I mean hot sauce. And, I discovered this, Carolina Reaper and fermented black garlic. And I was like, oh, that's nice. That's nice. Well, we're it was when I buy when I bought this place well, one trip, we're going back and forth between here and Redding and tearing down this farm. And fucking Issa's Issa Christie, she, because there's, like, 30 of us, Christie's making, like, this gigantic pot of, broccoli chowder. Well, when you're cooking that big and, you know, that much, it's real hard not to burn it. And so she scorched the bottom of it, and she ends up with, like, this giant pan of scorched, broccoli chowder that was pretty much inedible.
She puts it outside, and Issa, my one pit bull, she goes up, and she doesn't normally get food aggressive. She was food aggressive. Like, she thought this was the best thing she's ever eaten. So she eats this whole fucking thing. We drive over to Redding. Well, in the middle of the night, we're laying there in this damn camper, the same Winnebago, and all of a sudden and there's, like, five other guys. So all of a sudden, it smells like raw sewage in that Winnebago. Like, just somebody's cut ass, and it's just so bad. And I'm like, oh my god. Oh god.
This woke me up out of a sleep, and I pull the covers up over my head to try and block off the smell and only then realize it's Issa that has parted like this. And she is not on top of the cover. She is under them, and I am Dutch under oven my own goddamn self. And it is so the next week is when I discover this, black fermented, black garlic and Carolina Reaper sauce. And Christy makes some, black some black bean burritos, And we do it up, and I just jam it with her. And on the way back on the way over to Redding a few hours later, we're driving along. And, honestly, the first time I farted, all of a sudden, it was just like a weird coincidence that it smelled just like horrifying, like dead raw sewage. You're like, what the fuck? And and I thought it was actual raw sewage we just passed. So I didn't think nothing of it. But then later, when I farted again and the same smell hit, like, oh, wow.
Holy shit. Woah. Woah. That's so bad. That's, like, bring tears to your eyes bad. And and and it wasn't loud like the lentil farts where they're like, that was like a like, I was playing a damn tuba. Like, this was the silent but violent. And, yeah, I totally thought this was a coincidence. So so then we go and do our work. We go to bed, and I'm under I'm laying in there, and it's cold. So Issa's once again under the covers, and her head's right next to my ass. And I ripped one in Dutch oven her, and Issa goes, and it gets up and leaves.
I fucking laughed so hard. I was waking up the other guys in the Winnebago. I've never seen a dog try and clear its nose like that. Like, oh, fuck.
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That's good shit.
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Ace of smell that.
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Their nose nose are so much more powerful than ours. I bet it was
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rough. Oh, man. Like, I've seen this dog eat fermented cow shit. Like, when I go down and clean out the barn and I start cleaning the barn out because I only do it about once a year. So when you get down to them lower layers, oh, that's fermenty. And you're like, and she'll go eat that, but this this shoe is like, Oh. Got up and left and went and slept with somebody else. I left the fucking heart. It's like, yes. Revenge.
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Yeah. I was cooking in the kitchen the other day, and and it smelled like somebody took a crap in there. I was like, oh my god, you guys. I kicked the dogs out. Then I went back to cooking, and then I left the room for a second, came back, like, twenty five minutes later, and it still smelled like a like the fart. It was disgusting. I lit a candle, trying to deal with it. And then Rachel came in, like, five minutes after that with a candle going, and she's like, oh my gosh. What happened?
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Did you immediately have, like, a guilt? Like, god, I hope she thinks it's not me. I was like, I think it was Rica. So it's I looked around for a shit, but there wasn't one. It says silent vigil, two candles.
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Yeah. Tie a little yellow ribbon around the aerosol can the Lysol can. Bring us home. Yeah. It's rough. Sometimes dog farts are the worst.
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Was it a was it a c o two detector?
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My best lighting I we got a request for fart lighting stories. My best one actually isn't my own personal fart lighting, although I was there to witness it. I I did my own, but so my it was my buddy John from high school. His best friends are just, like, six foot two Chinese, full blooded Chinese guy. His parents immigrated while his mom was pregnant. Like, he thinks that's because of drinking milk that all the all the agents like, his siblings are all tiny, and that dude used to drink, like, a gallon of milk a day. So we're, like, 17, and, Pantera's vulgar display of power video had come out. And 17, we went out and ate a bunch of Taco Bell, and I believe that, it was either Bud Ice or Ice House had just come out. So Alright. We're we're drinking yeah. You remember the ice beer era. Right? Yeah. We're on the ice.
And so we're we're hugging a bunch of ice beers, bunch of fucking Taco Bell just just tearing up our guts. Oh. And watching Pantera vulgar display of power. And John looks over at me, and he goes, can you really light your farts? I was like, fuck yeah. And John and I to this day, I don't know why exactly he did this, and I didn't have the the I was laughing too hard to think about it. But this guy, like, pulled his legs up like this, like he's gonna get burped both legs. And, like, why are you doing that? Right?
And I mean, so he's just primed himself. And he's wearing, like, baggy cut off shorts, and he fucking lights a fart, and that thing shoots out past his fucking knees. I mean, it's and then after the fact, his little flames stayed on his butt. Oh, it just kept burning. And he's like Oh, shit. Drunk as hell watching Pantera. Oh, it was great.
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That that that end flame thing, that's that's the that's what happens when you when you, you know, open the door for a the car door for a girl and then you shut the door and you walk around the back and you just kinda slide one out on the way around.
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Right.
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And then you slide in the car thinking you got away with it, and then she looks over and, like, kinda, like, smiles funny. And, like, walked in with you.
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You gotta break it off. That's that's you you gotta you know, you when you when you when you when you're walking, you can't just walk. That thing will hang with you. You gotta you gotta break it. You gotta break it off.
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You just you cut the tail. You gotta cut the tail.
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Yeah. Doesn't that give it away? Disconnect it. I guess so does, bring it in with you. It's like the Yeah. That otherwise, it just drags behind you. That's the secret to crop dusting. You know, you break it up, and then you get, like, four feet away, and then you look really tall. Maybe give a a little spin or two,
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confuse it. Oh.
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Yeah.
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It's like Casper the smelly ghost.
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So I think look crazy at any at the next person that's over there and and it's Mel's, you're like like, oh god. Like, what are you doing over there?
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Great white pope earlier was, bringing up the the uses of baking soda. I wonder if we just need to keep boxes of baking soda in our back pockets just as a deodorant.
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Just sort of, because that Mando.
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It absorbs it. Crack
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fucking deodorant. There, man. Promo code literally half of podcasting.
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Holy shit.
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They sell that shit at CBS too. I saw it a couple of weeks ago.
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What is it?
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When I was in the fucking army. Like, all body deodorant and shit like that.
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Dude, that's just like half of what you did when you were in the hotel room drunk. Like, at first, you tried to stay in the home hotel room and just get drunk and not go outside and get in trouble. So, like, that first night, it's just a bunch of fucking, like, 17 and 18 year old dudes fucking sweating testosterone and cheap alcohol and lighten their farts. Like
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But you learn real quick, don't ever light a bare ass fart.
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No. No. That's the worst. We've Never done it. Yeah. We call that we call that done rule. That was that was in a hospital. Two times I've seen John's ass on fire. The other one I the other one I did. Like, he was laying there in the fucking, he lived with me for a little bit in my first apartment, and the the thermostat went out for the whole apartment building. And rather than not working, it just went on, like, overdrive. And fucking, we're living in Richfield, Minnesota, and in the middle of winter, everybody in the building's got their fucking windows open and shit like that. And so he's got the, there's no heat out in the hallway, so the front door's open. And he's laying on his stomach half in and half out of the hallway.
And I'm filling up a Zippo lighter, and I'm only 18. You know, we're assholes. And, yeah, you gotta you gotta you gotta start the story out with that. We're, like, we're I, you're an 18 year old dude. That's that's we do stupid shit. And so I'm filling a Zippo, and then I get some fluid on me so I quit just burn it off. And then I look over at John, and I thought, yeah. Yeah. And I went over and scorched a bunch of Zippo fluid on his ass and then lit that fucking thing on fire. Went back over and sat down. And then one of the funniest parts about it was it was like a solid ten or fifteen seconds.
I was like, is this gonna fucking go out? And he just said he's just laying there like nothing's going on. And all of a sudden, he jerks like something bit him a little bit. And he looks back, and there's flames just dancing. Oh, fuck. You're cranking his ass. We'll get through the apartment.
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Scooting on the floor.
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Yeah. Like a dog would work. Like, oh, fuck.
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Oh, what we do to our friends when we're 18.
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Yeah. And we didn't have Internet or or and people weren't all carrying phones and some of the shit that we did to each other and just did period. Oh my god. I watched my older brother light a fart once through sweatpants that looped back in toward his ass like a solar flare. That's good shit, man. That's good shit.
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Is that rectal breathing?
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Oh, shit. That's that's what they call the back draft. That's that's the back draft. It's a firefighter that you're worried about.
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You're fucking set your pucker to shop vac.
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Woo. Holy shit. Yeah. We entertain ourselves without cable and Internet.
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Hell, yeah. Well and nine times out of 10, like, you do something stupid or something cool. And by the time you got to school the next day or fucking work the next day, it would have grown in proportion and let and, you know and then you could decide. It was choose your own adventure. Do I go, no. I didn't really go down like that. That's not or do you just
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be a legend?
[01:27:21] Unknown:
Right. You just let them think. You shrug. You know, it was a wild day. What are you gonna do?
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Keep the mystery alive.
[01:27:32] Unknown:
Right. I can neither confirm nor deny Yeah. While the investigation is ongoing.
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How'd you figure how'd you hear that?
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There's pending charges. I I can't. I can't. My lawyer advised me not to talk about things. Back then, it took a lot, though, to get you in trouble to actually get cops get in trouble with cops. Yeah. I mean Oh, yeah. By a lot, I mean, you had to do a lot of drugs. Like, almost anything else where we're, like, fucking where the at least Steve and Marcus and I are from, they were not about busting you. Like, when they would come up to bust, like, a there'd be a keg party somewhere, and they'd be the cops would come up like, whoop whoop. Oh, it's the police. Everybody run. You know? And then they'd all just kinda walk through and make sure nobody was passed out anywhere, and then they'd leave.
Mhmm.
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You know? That's that's that's Don't make us come back here. Yeah. If we have to come back, somebody's going to jail.
[01:28:40] Unknown:
Yeah. They they weren't about trying to really bust you like they are today. So we we we got away with some some wild ass shit. Like, oh god. I got an uncle that the cops, he got drunk once and on a bet, fucking went out riding a motorcycle in in January naked. And the cops got behind him and chased him around town because it's January in fucking South Dakota, naked on a motorcycle. And they just followed him for, like, twenty minutes, and then they just went home Laughing. They're like, this is dumb shit. Most of the time, my the cops in my
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the the cops in my high school in Sandy, Oregon, they were super cool. Like, they'd even if you were messed up sitting in your car, they would, like, pull out your your pipes and in Sandy.
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I lived in Sandy. Yeah. Dude, I briefly worked at aiolas.
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Oh, shit. Awesome. Yeah. Really? When was that?
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2001.
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Crazy. Yeah. Where'd you you live out there?
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Yeah. Well yeah. I lived there, sort of, and then I lived up on the golf course in Welch's. Oh, cool. And, I had a buddy's house that I was at more often than not. They lived up in a government camp. Yeah.
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Spent a lot of time up there. Smoked my first, Northern Lights.
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Yeah. I worked at Paola's Pizza and Rasta
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for sure. Great place. Used to go in there, like, all the time. They had, like, all the all these cool toys hanging from the ceiling. It was like an old barn
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pizza place. Yep. Big ass fucking bar with a little shitty dive bar attached to it.
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Go play Outrun. Like, an ancient, Outrun game.
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Yeah. That was great.
[01:30:41] Unknown:
Yep. Do you have did you ever hear of a officer King? He's a cop in Sandy, and he was a Yeah. Yeah. Asshole. Serious asshole. Like, apparently, like, when he was a rookie, it was, like, maybe fifteen or twenty years before I I dealt with him. But he, like, went up to a to bust a high school party. It was like a senior graduation party, and it was a, like, a a gravel pit or just, you know, a spot up the mountain. He goes up there to kinda bust him, and they all just, like all the high school kids, like, beat the crap out of him, stole his gun, and locked him in his car in the trunk, and then took off.
And, I don't know if they if he kept his gun, whatever, but, like, that that's pretty embarrassing for a cop, and, like, the guy never got over it. And so he was mad. No. You don't usually get over that. That that that will piss a person off. Yeah. He hated high school kids too, like, so bad. Like, all of my friends hated him. I'm I hadn't really had any major dealings with him, but he lived right down the road from my friend. It was, like, down this, like, big, big hill. And, they're like, he's down there. That's where we live. Let's go egg him. And I was like, sure. That sounds like fun.
Like, I'm gonna walk in the truck. You know? And we got we got two dozen eggs and, like, drove by, and it was it was the lights were all off. They start they started pelting his house with eggs. Then, like, all the lights start turning on, and, like, we took off up the road. We're all off. Run away. Run away. And then we came back, like, two hours later. We we thought, you know, want to, like, see the damage. You know? Like, how well did we get him? Like, by now, he's he's not looking out the window. So we drive by. Statistically,
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criminals always return to the scene.
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Oh my god. We we could see the silhouette of a man peeking through the the blinds. Like, the light was on in his room. He's peeking through the blinds. Like, oh, crap. He spotted my truck and somehow must have known it was me because
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he Guilt just radiating off of your your testosterone ridden fucking
[01:32:53] Unknown:
Yeah. I was at a party with, like, a 150 people. It's a huge party. And, like, this girl, my friend, she had her her brother was at home, and he was, like, outside of high school, older kid, like, football player, you know, like, the quarterback when he was going to school there. Like, blonde hair, mister handsome athlete guy, and she was sort of like a we called them the, they they they used to listen to the Cure. They were like the dark goth girls, but they were like rich kids kind of.
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And, this party is raging on, and he got tired of it. More kids can't afford to be goth. That's too much makeup, too much clothes. You have to be able to shop at Hot Topic.
[01:33:37] Unknown:
Drinking Robitussin, getting high, all that stuff. So he comes down out down to the porch, and he's got a shotgun, and he goes, blam, blam, blam into the air. Like, then he goes back up into his room and locks the door. And then, like, fifteen or twenty minutes later, the place is just surrounded in cops, and they all, like, go through diving. And guess who was the only person who got an MIP at that whole party of a 150 people is me by officer King. Freaking guy. Everybody else, they got, like, got away.
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You know it. You've got z when you get zeroed in on too. That's the worst part. Like, if you've like, you've never been pulled over or anything like that. When they zero in on you, you know. It's like a goddamn tractor beam. You're like, you know, once again, you got the fart less. You gotta break that off. Like, no. No.
[01:34:33] Unknown:
You got the most important person award, MIP?
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MIP, minor in possession.
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By. Oh, okay.
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Okay. I wasn't holding anything. I, like, was, like, running. Like, everybody's, like, running in different directions, and some people are leaving. Some people are just, like, standing there. And I, like, ran into this room, and there was no exit. I, like, look around, and I was like, oh, shit. This was more planning. Sit down on on the couch in the room.
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Yeah. Jim's like, where the fuck where the fuck is where the fuck is my board identity map of the fucking building? So I can research my route out.
[01:35:12] Unknown:
I wasn't even that messed up. There was a lot of people there online. Yeah. Yeah. It was a it was a hell of a party.
[01:35:23] Unknown:
They don't even have parties like that anymore. Like, the kid like, I've actually seen online where kids are talking about like that. Like, that's like that never kind of shit never really happened. Like, no. You guys just, like, cops are about busting everything now and actually actually putting charges on people. You can't do shit like that no more. Oh, that sucks.
[01:35:43] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. I had friends like, Rudy. Rudy, he was like a stoner kid. He was in my grade, but he was he he got flunked, like, three times. So he was, like, quite a bit older. And he was like, Rudy Coriolis. And Rudy was smoking weed since he was, like, 11. And so he was just, like, kind of not there. He was kind of kind of a retard, if you don't mind the, the word. And, he was like, he has on so much acid
[01:36:15] Unknown:
that he was, like, driving it and I are fine with it, but we're trying to keep Marcus pure, Jim. You said Rudy was fire retardant? Are fine with it, but we're trying to keep Marcus pure. He was So he was start telling to cover his ears before you say shit like that, man.
[01:36:32] Unknown:
He was retarded. He was he was like
[01:36:34] Unknown:
See, Marcus. Marcus.
[01:36:37] Unknown:
Earmuffs. Earmuffs.
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I got it. Rudy was fire retardant.
[01:36:44] Unknown:
Yeah. That's what it was.
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That's right. He never he never burned except for he burned weed all the time. But, yeah, anyway, he he was he was on so much acid that he was driving through town, and he and he just, like, pulled off to the side of the road right, like, in front of the Safeway and just sitting in his car, like, looking at stuff and, like, getting all excited. And the cop came and was like, what are you doing in here? And he's like, oh, yeah. Well, I've been thinking about it. I wanna, like, take these tires off and, like, swap them around, and then he just, like, said all this weird stuff. And the cop's like, well, okay.
Well, as long as you're not drinking. And then he let him go. I was like, Rudy, how'd you get away with that? I mean, I guess you can't tell except for somebody's eyeballs. Yeah. Another friend of mine on on, he took acid all the time. And, the cops picked him up at a just on the side of the street, and he thought that they were gonna bust him for being on drugs. And so they and he was, like, so high. They're like, come on. Get in the car, and he did. They took him to the police station, and the whole time, he thought they were gonna say something. He didn't say a word. Like like, he, like, he knew he was doing something wrong. But, like, he was just, like, scared to death. And they brought him in and sat him down, and they put a video in the VCR, and they were like, who is this? And there was a video of a guy shoplifting from 07:11.
And it was the mayor of of Sandy's son was shoplifting, and he was like, I don't know. And they're like, okay. You can go. And they let him go, And he was like, I was so I was so messed up. Like, the walls were moving. I could barely talk. And they were like, who is this? Who's this guy? Like, they knew who it was. Just so just so weird. Mhmm. Fucking with kids.
[01:38:47] Unknown:
So I had a video of him, but it wasn't him.
[01:38:51] Unknown:
No. It was a video of the mayor's son of the town.
[01:38:56] Unknown:
It's always rich people doing that just casual stealing like that. I think it's so they can feel alive. Like, I worked at sex world when I was, like, 20 in Minneapolis. It's this giant, like, five story warehouse that's just filled with sex stuff. And I just took a security job in a couple nights a week, there. And it was pretty cool. If you caught somebody stealing and you chased them down, they had two options. They either you called the cops or they paid three times what the item was worth, and then they got their picture taken and put on the wall of shame. And then the security guard got one third of it, and the cashier got one third of it, and the store got the, you know, the price of the item. And, every guy that ever the whole time I was there, which I never caught anybody, I I nobody ever tried stealing was there. I don't think I did a good job looking inconspicuous as I was walking around.
Like, number one, I'm just shocked by everything around me for a start. So right. But, the everybody that ever did it had the money to pay the three times. Like, they just and some of these items were expensive. One of the guys was a rich dude in a suit, and he tried to steal the giant black strap on off one of the mannequins out front. And he got, like, half a block away with it running with this thing. It was probably, like, $500.
[01:40:28] Unknown:
So is that the type of place where you go to buy a gag gift for a friend?
[01:40:34] Unknown:
You know, there was gag gifts there for sure. I mean, the place had everything. It was like like I said, it's five stories. It even had, like, a in a case, a copy of Debbie Does Dallas, like a fucking in a v original special case, an original copy and all that. But they had a floor that was just art. They had a floor that was, like, more like costumes and shit like that. They had a floor that was, like, intense, like, b, d, s, and m gear that was, you know, like, the stocks that they used to put people in in medieval shit, all kinds of weird shit. Like, the bottom two floors were the more normal stuff that run-in the mill, just a whole lot of different dildos. A lot of dildos.
[01:41:22] Unknown:
I wonder who opens a store like that. Who owns a store like that? A Jew. A rabbi?
[01:41:29] Unknown:
Yeah. Right?
[01:41:33] Unknown:
Yeah. So I was wondering earlier. I mean, you're talking about throwing eggs at a person's house. I was kind of, reminded of a a incident that might have been considered a hate crime where there was a Back when life was so cheap that throwing eggs and toilet paper at thy enemy
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was, a viable solution.
[01:41:55] Unknown:
Well, leaving pork rinds on someone's lawn might be considered a a hate crime today if they're not, a country, and they can't have pork. But but if if you're throwing eggs at a vegan's house, it might be offensive on a different level. So I wanted to explore the, aquafaba option. Have you heard of this?
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Yes. Aqua?
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I think I heard Christy say that she Yeah. She's a I got Christy with this one. Garbanzo
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bean. Like, you take this the like, a can of garbanzo beans or chickpeas, whatever you wanna call it. But when you pour off that liquid, you can whip that, and it turns into, like, a meringue.
[01:42:32] Unknown:
So the the the the frothy solution that sits on the top of a of a well aged can of garbanzo beans apparently could be whipped up into a frenzy and used in a vegan dessert.
[01:42:48] Unknown:
Wow. Is it is it sweet or savory?
[01:42:52] Unknown:
I can't make it either way.
[01:42:56] Unknown:
How do you find out if you can make that stuff? You're just getting bored with beans?
[01:43:02] Unknown:
When you're a vegan and you run out of options and you're bored with all the things that you can eat, you're creative. Or when you're poor and you have only certain things available to you, you figure it out with what you have.
[01:43:15] Unknown:
She uses the dessert topping. So if they run out of, like, a whipped cream, they wanted a vegan option, something that's not without the milk in it. The cream. Without the cream. Right. Right. Yeah. Like, connects earlier to our chat request about, how to consume beans without having the the, base boosted after effect on this while sitting on the throne.
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Very true.
[01:43:47] Unknown:
There's a a there's, like, a pill called the benal or something that you can take that'll help to to reverse the process a little bit.
[01:43:57] Unknown:
You know, I've heard that you can if you soak your beans,
[01:44:00] Unknown:
like, soak it for, like, a day or something, a day and a half,
[01:44:03] Unknown:
and it it, like, kinda starts the process of, like, them sprouting just like the tiniest bit, but you don't let them sprout. You just you start start soaking up to it. Kinda gets the the mojo going and Damn it, Damn it, Publix. They eat that enzyme that makes you gassy.
[01:44:24] Unknown:
Yeah. I've heard such stories. Lentils will never be had in my house again. I'm not fucking Greek. I'm not from the crazy Mediterranean. My biome has not developed to eat their foods.
[01:44:40] Unknown:
That's alright. So you haven't tried the aquafaba option?
[01:44:48] Unknown:
Aqua I do like garbanzo beans. Yeah. I like hummus,
[01:44:51] Unknown:
actually. Hummus is great. Yeah. Yeah. But it's good. But beans,
[01:44:57] Unknown:
Interesting. Well, it's chickpeas. Chickpeas. Mhmm. Garbanzo beans. Yeah. I like beans also. Although I find that damn it, Bubba. You fuckhead. I I find that as a you know how a lot of people like to have, like, a a meat substitute. It doesn't usually, I don't have that kind of thing going on. But if I do, like, with, like, biscuits and gravy, you can't just have the white gravy with nothing in it. So we'll put mushrooms in there as, like, a a replacement for the meat.
[01:45:39] Unknown:
The black bean black bean burger.
[01:45:42] Unknown:
All love black burgers. But most of the places that serve them, they've taken the black bean burger out in favor of get the fuck away from my fucking hot chocolate. They've taken the black bean burgers out and replaced them with that, like, better than whatever or impossible burger. I can't believe it's not beef.
[01:46:03] Unknown:
I don't trust that at all.
[01:46:06] Unknown:
Aquafaba is more than just bean water. It's bean water. It's a it's a magical incantation. You just, just, you aquafaba aquafaba aquafaba, whip it up, and now you've got a delicious vegan dessert. It's culinary.
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There's another word. Add it to your homunculus.
[01:46:27] Unknown:
This is something that girls invented to eat. Like, girls are the only ones that no dude on earth ever ever was like, let's eat quinoa. Like, chicks are like, oh, this tastes like dirt. You know what? It's a superfood. We're gonna make sure you should you need to eat this at least once a week. Why? Because it's good for you. It's a it's a superfood. It don't taste super.
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Then they laugh and they laugh because you believed them.
[01:46:58] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Like like like, women will put anything in their mouth. They're very good for the gut. Like, no. What what about quiche? Quiche is, with the eggs and, I I don't mind quiche. I'm not a real fan of it for some reason even though I like all the ingredients. And but it's it's it's pretty good.
[01:47:22] Unknown:
The word quiche sounds gross.
[01:47:25] Unknown:
Yeah. Christie makes quiches sometimes.
[01:47:29] Unknown:
Like, they're pretty good, but the word doesn't sound appetizing and delicious to me. It needs a different name, Certainly. Change. It sounds like a some sort of, like, snot sort of
[01:47:44] Unknown:
Usually, the funny thing about that is usually that's I can tell that's when we're running out of food. Right? Because, obviously, there there's usually an abundance of eggs around here, so she'll start making, like, quiches and shit like that. Things with just, like, primarily egg. And and that's gonna be what we're gonna eat is be a lot of beans, a lot of rice, and a lot of eggs because I when I get beans and rice, I or I order black beans and, things like that in, like, five gallon buckets and the same thing with jasmine rice. I get jasmine rice.
That one's I think this is delicious, but I get five gallon buckets of that, but we got that in abundance. That's good.
[01:48:29] Unknown:
I occasionally have the the midnight beans.
[01:48:33] Unknown:
Yeah. Women when women made up eating kale. Nobody thinks kale tastes good.
[01:48:38] Unknown:
Well, see, I mean, I'm reminded I'm reminded of Joe Rogan selling a whole generation of men that the magic bullet blender system because he was telling everyone that he was a big fan of the the leafy greens, and he put them in. And, yeah, maybe add a pair or two and some water, and he drink that every day with the kale and the the leafy greens. And it's just like, it's just a slurry of
[01:49:04] Unknown:
greenness without any, like, goodness in it. Christy, this is gonna cause problems because they don't have the the components in their in her body to neutralize oxalic acid correctly. And that's how you get kidney stones is is that you got too much oxalic acid and then it neutralizes with calcium if you don't have the other components to neutralize it. So it'll automatically then start bonding with calcium to fucking reach a zero point, and that's and develop into stones. So, like, people like that, they can't drink a whole bunch of leafy greens like that. Mhmm. And kale was never good. It's just it's always been horrible. I had a guy staying with me once, and the guy was a real. He was a fatty, and he was constantly eating. The guy literally, we had to yell at him because he'd get up at two in the morning, and he'd be sitting there crunch crunching chip bags and shit.
And so he asked me to get him a snack once when he went when we went to town because we were we had we made sure there was no snacks in the house, and he asked me to get a snack. And I get to town, and I find a bag of kale chips, and I bring them to him. And I'm like, dude, I found this super awesome nutritious snack that you're just gonna love. Everybody thinks these are the best. They're actually good. And he sat there, and he's eating it. And he's he's like, yeah. These are good. And I was like, finally, I looked at him. I was like, dude, you're a fucking liar. Nobody likes kale. That shit is horrifying. And he just dropped the bag. Like, the whole time, he was just trying not to offend me by by fake eating this kale. Like, oh my god.
Nobody likes the taste of kale. Mhmm. It's horrifying.
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Yes. Kundalini king poop is not food. Poop is not food. But Snake Jones in the house. But
[01:50:56] Unknown:
the best food crumbs grows out of poop. So
[01:51:02] Unknown:
That's true. Everything's poop. I mean, at some level. Like, every My wife,
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Poop is literally the ninth level of hell for her. Mhmm. And you hear her saying, uh-huh. And, like, anything that's been touched by poop in her mind has now been tainted for life like it's got the demon on it. Yeah. And then very Like burned again. Like, literally, when we first started dating, everything in my house gets touched by poop. If you take it outside, the whole outside is poop. That's what happens when you have animals. They just poop everywhere. And so anything that got touched by poop, any dish, my wife would just throw away. She And then at the time, she was, doing massage in town, and, she'd go to work, I would dig the dishes back out of the trash, wash them, put them back in the fucking cupboard.
You know? And I and I was wondering how long it was gonna take her to realize that we would have run out of dishes long ago if that was not the case. But, I blocked these things out. Yeah. She just blocks them out. But just The fine China. Despite poop being the ninth level of hell, she is the queen of this is just that's all this farm is. Like, when I go to do my gardening, I haul in three different kinds of poop from all around the farm, and I go around and acceptable. Yeah. Alpaca poop is the most,
[01:52:29] Unknown:
mellow of the poops for sure. Ben, you have poop on your shoes right now.
[01:52:35] Unknown:
Oh, there is definitely at least four different kinds of poop on my shoes as we speak. And on my pants, I have only just put this sweater on, so it might only have one.
[01:52:48] Unknown:
I know. I since I got rid of my goats, I haven't had poop on my shoes all the time. Like, you know, if you're a farmer, you've got poop on your shoes. It's just the way it goes.
[01:53:02] Unknown:
I was a poor kid, so I didn't have, chore shoes. I just had one pair of shoes, and they used to make me keep them outside of class. And I was, like, the only white kid in class when when school had to walk around here with his just socks on. Like, no. You can't ring those in the classroom.
[01:53:23] Unknown:
You're you're working. Working, man.
[01:53:27] Unknown:
I guess if we wanna talk about intersectionality, I'd like to bring up
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an intersection. It's that is is gross, but the fact is is you've gotta understand that everything is the bay that is the basis of life is pooping dead things. Like, literally, the the thing that's going on is is it's getting transformed from what it was alive into component pieces so it can build life for other things. And that's that's literally the way the whole system works, just period. Is is things get put together in a life form, things break it apart, and new life forms come out of those component pieces. Mhmm.
That's why we're basically, oh, what is that? A drearium? No. The thing with that you just seal up, you put plants in it, and you seal Terarium? Terrarium.
[01:54:22] Unknown:
A terrarium. It's in a ouroboros with a poop on one end and a fruit on the other.
[01:54:32] Unknown:
Like a herb medically sealed jar, and then you let things grow in it in sort of its own climate.
[01:54:38] Unknown:
Yeah. And it just starts its own life cycle that feeds. And and you can even do this just with water. They call it the arkaeus of water Mhmm. Where you ferment water. From that from that, things will grow. Those things eat, and then new things will start growing that eat the last things and develop their whole civilization off the last things, and then the new things eat the last things, and on so on and so forth. And that's just the that's just the life cycle of everything here. And and everything the life of everything on this plan on this place is, just living off of the death of other things.
[01:55:21] Unknown:
I've got several jars that I I go to Yeah. I heard we pretty tank them. Go grab grab some water and some dirt from the river and maybe a couple leaves and put the lid tied on the jar, but make sure there's some room for air and put it up on your shelf, not in direct sunlight, but somewhere where it gets light. And, come back and look at it in a few months, and it's beautiful. You can see all kinds of stuff living in there. There's, like, a whole system. I've got several jars from several different rivers and lakes and stuff, and a couple of them I've had for a year years, and there's still, like, a system growing around in there. Like, you'll you'll come and look and be like, I don't think I remember getting these little little mollusk looking things, little, little worms, little slugs, all crude about Dick Cheney again.
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Little worm.
[01:56:13] Unknown:
Little worm. Thing is is is what you start understanding is, like, in an esoteric sense. Like, this is what they're talking about when and and I understand that they like to promote it as the evil, like, the seeds of the destruction are sown in the in the life of it, but that literally applies for everything. Like, the the the seeds of the things destruction, as soon as you as soon as you quit growing, as soon as you die, then the the decomposition whether you're in a sealed environment or not is gonna start. 100%.
No. We aren't Jenkom experts. We're just aware of it. We, we're we're we're aware of most of those type of things, and that one is particularly hilarious where people are fermenting their their their own poo and keeping it and then huffing it. What? Yeah. It's called. They keep, like, whole they write down what they eat and everything on the jar, and they'll go in there. And supposedly, the different things that you eat give you different, effects. But you go in and you ferment your own poo, and then you go in and you take the lid off the jar and huff it, and it's supposed to get you super high, supposedly. Established that that's my ninth circle of hell. That just, like, established a whole new circle. My wife says that that is if she was to if she if she was to believe into the Christian world and she doesn't, that if they were to send her to hell, that this is what they would force her to do.
[01:57:43] Unknown:
Jenkham hasn't been in chat for a while. Maybe Jenkham will show up later and say hello.
[01:57:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. This is not, at this point in time, I would like to recommend weed. Hey. Hey. You know, just just just just just just some some weed. It'll be okay. If you need something that strong, go with that. Legal in most states.
[01:58:19] Unknown:
What's going on in South Dakota, though? I think they have some concerns about usage there.
[01:58:26] Unknown:
Of cannabis?
[01:58:27] Unknown:
Yeah. There's, like, an anti cannabis crusade going on for five years.
[01:58:32] Unknown:
Oh, I know. The cannabis the cannabis law system has been a weird, weird wild ride. So probably fifteen years ago now, it's been quite a while. Actually, South Dakota was the first state that had that almost legalized cannabis, and it failed. And it was during the election where they had that real thing where they were saying all the machines were infected, and they were making them vote 49 or they were making it come out forty nine fifty one for whatever proposition they wanted and shit, and that all these machines were hacked. So it happened on that year, the first year of those type of machines, and cannabis lost forty nine fifty one. One guy on a bike, and it wasn't even medical. It was before medical of anybody or anything. He just went around and fucking is like, yeah. We should be legal, man.
So that happened. Well, then it came up again, and I went to that's what I went to prison for was this cannabis in South Dakota. I had moved from Colorado to South Dakota, and I was using it for, my seizures. And, for a personal amount, they they gave they gave me years in prison. Like, just a QP, just crazy. And they acted like I was Pablo Escobar or something. So, when I got out of prison, one of the first one of the things that I did was go around and collect up the signatures and help collect up the signatures to get, at the very least, medical put on the ballot. And we got enough signatures.
The the attorney general of South Dakota ripped them up and threw them in the trash can, and that was admitted to in court. And it's not like, you know, they chastised him, but it's not like they do anything. So, like, two or three times that shit happened. And then finally, this last time, it got legalized. But also, in between then, hemp overwhelmingly passed in South Dakota. It's a very agricultural state, and that that would have been a real nice new cash crop. And so, yeah, normalized, I agree. Not legalized. We'll just decriminalize. Just take it off the criminal schedule altogether. It's a plant. Leave it the fuck alone. So I agree with what you're saying there.
But, I went around and got the medical signatures. Well, then they okay. So then hemp overwhelmingly got voted in Something like 95%. Just crazy. Christy Noem vetoed it and said and then she said it was because her officers weren't trained to tell the difference between hemp and cannabis, and it left too much, room open for cannabis, and then cannabis legalized as soon as she left. Medical or or recreational? Medical. I don't believe recreational was in available in South Dakota yet, but medical is.
[02:01:40] Unknown:
No. The news story I was reading here is basically saying that 10/22/2025, the South Dakota Medical Marijuana Oversight Committee held a meeting, and Pierre, the chairwoman of the panel
[02:01:54] Unknown:
We're not French. Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. We're not French. We're not gay, Marcus.
[02:02:02] Unknown:
Pirie Pirie's Peter. Cody. So she opened the meeting with the insurance that they were not tasked with determining if the medical cannabis program should exist in the first place, and then they followed up with out of state horror stories, people who didn't live in the state. Examples of the horror stories were, formaldehyde laced cannabis with the effects equivalent to PCP
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do with the rest of us?
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I don't know. And then stories of people selling or, forging signatures to get, medical license for purchase and then re sign the product in the black market for $10,000 a week. Apparently, of product that's really only worth about $300. So there's a lot of outright
[02:02:58] Unknown:
lies and bad locations. An outright lie, like, $10,000 a week. Like, at this point, cannabis on a commercial level is $200 a pound. Yeah. Like
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Sucks.
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And and and if you're talking they made 10,000, you would have to punch out so many pounds because you're not making shit for profit on $200.
[02:03:28] Unknown:
I never knew anybody that got, weed laced with PCP without knowing it first. I mean, people people paid for that. They didn't they didn't get get tricked into getting it.
[02:03:41] Unknown:
Well, formaldehyde is embalming fluid, Radio Shack or Radio Shack. Yeah. Formaldehyde is embalming fluid. And, yeah, that's getting wet. And I have never done it, and, like Jim said, I've never, when my kids when my kids were growing up, when they hit the age where they were gonna start experimenting with drugs, I took real weed. I didn't I wasn't open with my kids with the marijuana. I think it's an adult thing unless your kid has seizures or something like that. But when it came time where where they obviously were gonna start experimenting, I showed them what good cannabis looks like, what it smells like. If it don't smell and look like this, then you need to you need to stay the fuck away from it. If if, if you wanna try something and you're there's just no way you're not gonna try it, come home and try it where you're safe.
And then at least you know what the reaction should be. So that way at a party, if something's going sideways, you go ahead and you go ahead and call me, and I'm not saying I'm gonna be peachy about it. You know, I'm not gonna lie about that, but you're gonna be safe. I will come get you. It'll be okay.
[02:05:01] Unknown:
Don't wanna be purchasing pencil shavings and oregano.
[02:05:08] Unknown:
Yeah. That's a good way to pierce. Smoking it, lighting it up. Right. I think it's a realistic way. You know?
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Yep.
[02:05:18] Unknown:
Yeah. It's kinda right down the middle there. Education. You're you're not collecting them. You're educating them. Yeah. Absolutely.
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You know, the same way I felt felt about them having sex, I didn't tell them anything about it, but I just I stifled it as best I could with the understanding that there is gonna be no stopping it. If I try to clamp down, it's probably gonna make it worse.
[02:05:41] Unknown:
Oh, yeah.
[02:05:42] Unknown:
So you just set up bumper guards is all you're doing. You're basically setting up bumper rails. You're gonna do this shit anyways. Let's try and keep you alive, keep you safe, and, let you make your dumb choices. To to imagine that they aren't gonna make the dumb choices is just absolutely foolish. And, yeah, Crow is putting out a lot of good material. He's just that's a that's a good show. Yeah. Absolutely. Rose 777. Rose, the manager. Crow was in the chat earlier. But, yeah, same same old shit, different decade. Exactly. To imagine your kids aren't gonna go out as we're telling stories and doing stupid ass things and having fun and partying. And to imagine your kids aren't gonna do stupid things is just asinine. Like, what did you forget what you were like? What do you think you tell you to them stories about you at 17 all hormoned out and nowhere to go and put that energy? And you you think that your kids aren't gonna have the same, make some bad choices and do some things, that that's just foolish in my opinion.
[02:06:53] Unknown:
I was reading reports. I was reading reports allegedly of certain high, businessmen, high businessmen who became politicians, and they they were talking about heroin use. I don't know. Oh, look at that. Something you're familiar with. Corporate heroin use? Oh, yeah. It might be,
[02:07:14] Unknown:
That seems very odd. I mean, in that normal like, heroin, it tends to take away your drive.
[02:07:24] Unknown:
Yeah. And and it's it's one of those things where people get addicted to it, but then they can't get it very easily. So it becomes their their whole life is, like, in searching for it. Yeah. You can't just, like, pick some up easy and then go live your life. You'd have to, like
[02:07:40] Unknown:
like, call around till somebody's got it and then go I mean, I think I think there's enough other things now that mimic it, you know, like, Xanax or
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Mhmm.
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Oxys and things like that, enough opioid derivatives that, you know, that they can probably at least is probably not as bad as it was thirty years the same as it was thirty years ago, whether you had heroin or you didn't have nothing. You know? It's not like, it's not like cocaine where you could possibly get some speed or possibly get some other things to, like, heroin was kind of its own thing back then. Now they've flooded the market with pharmaceuticals mimicking it like a mad like mad.
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Yeah.
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So how do we pronounce the letter x like Xanax?
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It's all like Xanax. Bill Billy heroin.
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That hard x.
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You gotta axe the question.
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Well, Joe Rogan had asked the question of Elon Musk because, again, I don't know if you guys keep up with every episode of the Joe Rogan stream. Elon had gone back on to talk to Rogan again recently within the last few days, and I skipped to the part where they were talking about AI music. Apparently, there's a
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lot of computer made artificially intelligent music. Yeah. Didn't you just get that saying that it was the best music out there? Yeah. That's good. AI stuff with the best stuff.
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Because x, you know, formally Twitter. So Twitter was t w w t r, so you could add whatever, extra vowels you wanted to in there to pronounce it however you wanted to. That was a time when everything was like flicker. It was like remove the e, just add the r. But they were talking about, artificial intelligence and artistic creative expression in terms of music. One of the AI artists was x a n I a. So it was, like, Zania, like, named after Xanax or something. Color Shauna or, like, Shania. Like, how do you pronounce the x? Like, the unpronounceable AI artist.
But he was playing him, I think, a 50¢ song in the style of some other public domain music from a hundred years ago or something. So impressed.
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Radio Sack is saying when you're hooked on the, when you're on the horse, it will heroin that, pharmaceutical don't cut it except for Fenny. Mhmm. My, my best friend, my partner, Brian, he's, he he died from Fenny once. He got went back when they were before everybody was doing straight Fenny when they were just cutting things with it and they would overcut things, and you didn't know what you were getting during that really dangerous. Actually, I think it's probably less dangerous now because at least they know what they're getting. You know, back then when they were using it as a cutting agent, that that really was a fucking Russian roulette.
But all the kit all the guys down on all the homeless down there now, they'll let like, if they stop stop and ask you for something, it's usually Fannie. Straight up. And lots of them carry the,
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the the shot with them. You know, the the antidote for the Fenny. I forget what it's called. Oh, dude. It's, Narcan. Narcan.
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Yeah. There's even a whole thing where some of the really hardcore ones will purposely overdose in order to get brought back by the Nar and then get brought back by the Narcan on purpose. Like, that's supposed to they talk about how that's, like, the the the the you've reached God level. Yeah. I mean, like, we're super this house. There's we have a Narcan here. When we bought this house to somebody at some point in time at that lived in this house thought that they needed a Narcan sitting around.
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The worst thing about that drug fentanyl is just that people are and they're, like, passing out, standing around, walking around, and but they don't lay down. They're like like they look like zombies. And it's it's specific to that, to fentanyl, but it's just, like, terrifying when you see, like, bunch of people standing around like that. It's like,
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Dude, when they're not quite to that level, they'll walk around and air punch. We got one that just walks out into traffic and starts attacking your cars. Sometimes he has weapons. Sometimes he don't. They'll they'll, like, just stop and start yelling at things on the sidewalk or or out into the air. Like, holy fuck.
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Sounds like he's mixing meth, fentanyl, and, schizophrenia.
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We got some of those. It's most of the homeless around here are, some shade of that. Oh, yeah. I said, you weren't in here yet, and I was telling the story about Brian went to the head shop, and the guy in front of him was having an argument with an unseen entity about whether he should eat this unknown black thing off of the ground. And he didn't know what it was. Nobody knew what it was. And he's arguing with the thing, and the the the unseen person was the one arguing against it. Like, that's the one that was making logical sense. Like, no. Don't don't eat things off the ground that you don't know what they are, dude. So why Jim ain't cricket?
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Wow. Yeah. The only thing was his was his butt.
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Eventually, the guy wins and just picks it up and eats it. And Brian is just like, it never nobody ever figured out what it was. He didn't inspect it. He just chucked it in and just go, oh, good enough. Floor. It's it's gotta be good.
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That's that's disgusting. The I've got a a homeless camp that's a couple of blocks away from my shop. Like, the city decided that down in our area was the best area for the homeless camp. And so there's a lot of kids trucking up and down. Like, there's no there's no, like, convenience stores or even soda machines anywhere near the homeless camp. So they they go trucking, you know, almost a mile, maybe a mile and a half away every day to go get a soda or whatever where whatever they're gonna do. So they walk by. But there's there's all there's all kinds of mental illness.
No. Like, there's this one guy, stick ninja is what we were calling him kind of because he always had a big stick. Swinging around. Yeah. Took his shirt off and swinging around. And so he was he for a while, he was, like, fighting with this, like, demonic entity. I mean, like, he was having this argument, like, violent argument, and he was shouting. And, like, it was, like, both parts of the argument you could hear, and, like, one of them didn't even sound like his voice. It was just crazy. And he was, like, going up and down the road hitting, like, street signs, and I could hear the neighbors, like, shutting their windows and stuff. And I was like I was like, this is this kinda got this has gotta end. So I called the cops, and I was like, hey. There's a guy. You maybe should come and check him out. He's he's acting real violent.
I I don't, you know, I don't I don't think he's safe for people that live in this neighborhood. Just come come drive by and and check him out. And, so just kind of waiting around a little bit, and then then the cops come. So he's like as I'm waiting, he's, like, going up and down the street, across the street, and then he comes back on my side. And then he goes back, and he's, like, fighting and get he's getting violent. And then I see the cops come pulling up, and he's gone. Like, totally gone. Disappeared. And they another cop car drives back the other way. They're, like, look all around.
And then all of a sudden, he pops his back out, and he's, like, swinging a stick. And I I think that he was I think he got warned. I think the demonic entity that is that was playing with him.
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It was like little kids when you're out playing fucking street hockey. Like, goddamn it.
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But, I mean, I he didn't see the cops coming. They they would've they would've seen him jump off the road. It was like he was there for forty five minutes, and then then he left, came back after the cops were gone. And then about a week or two later, I was leaving the shop, and he yelled at me for calling the cops on him. Like, there's no way he would have known that it was me. He didn't see he wasn't even there for the cops. It was bizarre. Yeah. It was pretty weird. I was, after listening to a lot of, Jerry Marzynski, it seemed like that was what was going on. He was getting, he's communicating with some sort of entity there who was fighting with him, sucking off his energy, you know, taking advantage of it.
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Poor Jerry. We do like Jerry. We scare Jerry, but we like him. Yeah. If they commit no crime, they can't take him in, and they they really, in California here, they really press that where they've got a really kinda per commit a pretty heavy crime before they fuck with them. They pretty much just leave them to do like, you if you go shopping in Eureka, they'll walk into stores and just outright steal things. They don't even try and hide it. They just walk in and grab shit and walk out.
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It's like, Laura Loomer walking into a Pentagon press briefing. Oh, she got a pass, though, so she's allowed. That's the world we live in.
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What Laura?
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She's got a press pass to enter the Pentagon briefings. So they're all She fighting up.
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Fighting with the demonic weird how many,
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Internet famous people, got are in the White House doing things at this point. Oh my gosh. Yeah. We're What's up, Molly? Hour.
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It is strange, but it makes sense. And I think it all started with Twitter and making, Dick Cheney jokes.
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I
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mean, there were some there were some clever headlines. I mean, everyone was getting in on the jokes. There was, ABC News was doing a report on Dick Cheney versus Colin Powell, and one of the guys had the, the to describe, his in my time book, and the caption reads, in his new book, Dick Cheney unloads on dot dot dot. It's like all the sort of puns and jokes that Dick Cheney enabled. It's sort of just funny. It was like a dick punching bag, and they could just keep punching at them up or down and all around.
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Well, it's such a weird thing too because most people would have considered the Reagan presidency, basically, that Reagan was, puppet for Bush.
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Mhmm.
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And that, the only reason that, Nixon because you can find the pictures where Nixon basically dubs, Reagan and unites him. And, Reagan was basically the front face for Bush because Bush was absolutely unelectable. That's why, you know, he only won one term, just unelectable. And so most people considered him the face of Bush. That's interesting then that his son becomes basically the puppet of Cheney. And a lot of people would call that the Cheney presidency rather than the Bush presidency. He was kinda just the the front face, man. There's. I make up words.
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Absolutely. He was the look over here. Look over here. Yeah. Of of the magician's hand.
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Yeah. Well, Cheney Cheney was doing all the fucking back the dirt behind the scenes.
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Meanwhile, deep underground, Dick Cheney.
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Cheney's looking up at us right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely not, not sad to see that one go. Is Kissinger dead yet?
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I don't know if he's been confirmed alive or dead. I'm just going to vice president quail dot com to see if that's still a website.
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Yeah. Kissinger died too. That's, a lot of your, real big wigs from that, nineties era. Nineties, early two thousands. A lot of the the big name players there are starting to fucking pass off. Yeah. Interesting. So you know what that means. Forty years from now, we we get the, we get the foyer releases from all these guys' bullshit. Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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Perhaps. Yeah. Sporos is definitely getting up there too. He's gonna kick he's gonna kick off anytime soon. So, again, I just saw Nancy Pelosi saying that, that was excellent with Beth on, on with tomato earlier. Two very lovely ladies having a fantastic discussion. It's good stuff. Nancy Pelosi decided not to rerun in this next curve. They're they're not she's not gonna she's not gonna go out like Feinstein where they gotta wheel her up, and she's like, And everybody's gotta vote for her. Oh. And I got to imagine McConnell's probably about done too. Like, they got that guy's gotta have somebody on each side of him just to fucking just so we can walk at this point.
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Mhmm.
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It's just crazy. It's just crazy. Like and and people don't bat an eye about it.
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Well, it's interesting because it almost mimics what's happening in entertainment also. Like, the big name icons who aren't being replaced, they're dying off now. And, you know, you got, like, Ozzy Osbourne and guys at that level, which have, like, worldwide renowned. Bruce Willis. It's it's interesting because then you look, and just like with Hollywood, they haven't had any new ideas, new good things. They're like, everything is is just a a rerun. And politics, I really see the same way. It's interesting because a lot of big name speakers that is the biggest names, they've all been around for, like, forty fucking years, and there's not really anybody to replace them. Like, even now, when Trump when Trump, gets out of office, I don't know who the Republicans would put up. I I suppose fucking probably, Santos or whatever his name is from Florida there. He's probably one of the dominant leaders, but they but fucking Trump didn't even feel like he needed to join the primaries or anything. He's just like, no. I'm not gonna go to those debates. I'm not I'm not really fighting against those people. They're they're they're we I don't know what they're doing. They're not running for president.
Right. And the Democrats, they don't I I suppose Newsom's probably their strongest, but they don't have any standout. You know? Newsom for as well known as he is is also California is in a fucking absolute shambles.
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Yeah. It's funny. Politics used to dip into, like, movie stars and famous people a little bit when they needed needed some some fame to to perk everybody up to vote. Yeah. But now it's not it's like podcasters are the fame people, and that they actually knows know a little bit about, politics. Like, movie stars,
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a lot of times, don't know shit about shit. No. They live in a pamper privileged world that they don't have to actually encounter the outside world where but the thing is is we're being taken over. Like, the podcast world's getting taken over in a quick hurry. Like, it it didn't it was it was an extremely smooth transition for guys like Tucker Carlson to go from being number one on the TV to, you know, one of the top podcasts, you know, shows like that. And in those, they're they're saying, like, all the things that we talk about, you know, and they're like, you know, like, what's his nuts? Pierce Morgan. I it's uncensored.
And now we don't have to do the TV censoring and acting like they're, like, grassroots and shit. And you guys were the ones that were fed to us from the fucking industry in the first place. But their shows and and because of the way the algorithms work, they shove everybody to their shows. And then with the following they already have, it just vacuums everything else in, and and then the rest of us just got smaller. And that's that's the thing that you've seen happen severely. Like, all the shows in 2020 that were big shows, half of them are dead now, even the bigger shows that we're doing really well because their followings, they got shut down by YouTube. They got forgotten. They got fucked with. And then you got shows like Tucker Carlson who ain't he ain't never gonna fucking get blackballed.
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Yeah. It's like they shadow banned too well.
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Yep. A lot of stuff. Well, they they they they remembered out of sight, out of mind. You don't need to go crazy with it. You just gotta get them out of sight for a minute.
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Yeah. It's true. Lot of lot of stuff that has disappeared for a long time that I, you know, was fed for a long time. It started showing back up, but I feel like maybe it was I don't know if it was shadowbanned, but maybe pretended to be shadowbanned. Like, Richie from Boston. Do you ever see Richie from Boston? Yeah. I've heard of him. You know, 29 times. Yeah. Total, agency, mcagent acting dude.
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Could do. I never watched this show, but I've heard of it. Crow went on it a couple times.
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I used to like him a lot, but, I don't know. His his intro right now seems a lot like the that cartoon that they have for the the that, part of the the intelligence in the military where they, their Internet action group or whatever. You know how they have you you know what I'm talking about? The, the SIOP group or the Internet, I forget what it's called. I don't know if that makes any sense. I'll have to find it. Is it classified,
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or you're able to disclose this information?
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There's a there's, like, a group, an it's an intelligence group of the either the army or the navy, and they, it's Internet based. So they have a bunch of people that are watching the Internet, infiltrating the Internet, making content. Bear back. I'm gonna trade my dogs. Mhmm. And they they have this, like, promotional cartoon that they made for their, for for their department, and, it's like a spooky spooky skeletons kind of, old animated cartoon in the front of it. Oh, like a psyopt or something? Yeah. It's like a psyopt sort of I forget what it's called. I'd I'd have to look it up and play it for you.
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I I remember running across it at some point, but I don't have it. On the tip of my tongue, I'm Exactly.
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I'm sick of him. He's always, he's always like, woah. The next war. We're gonna be in the next war, you guys. Like, come on and buy some gold because, you know, tomorrow, there's not gonna be a tomorrow, and, like, you just gotta get in your truck and you gotta drive and then and then come on. I'm gonna send you some stuff. And then, the first 15 people that call in, I'm gonna send you this Alpine stereo, this Berkey water filter. You know? Oh. It's just like it's just kind of Internet y, scary, theory kinda content that nothing pans out. People keep watching.
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Were you watching any of the, new space news out of China? We're 400 kilometers above our head. They opened a new restaurant, the Chinese did. Oh my goodness. No. They they have the technology to fry steak and beef, grilled chicken and beef, in the space station. So it's not the International Space Station. It's the Chinese space station 400 kilometers above our Earth. So they figure out how to ventilate so that they could cook meat.
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Is it a weightless space station? Like, can you pay to get up there?
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You know, maybe that's kind of what they're working on.
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Interesting.
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But they It's gonna be like the new Disneyland?
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Well, this is the Chinese technologies that are developing.
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Mhmm. They said shit's gonna be, like, on Fifth Element. That's like the, Oh, yeah. We have the fun pen the the fun getaway planet.
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Flock Flockston Paradise? Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, they were kinda dabbing on the International Space Station because they're all eating the freeze dried foods, And the Chinese are like I would also dab on the International Space Station. Well, they're eating garbage foods, like, from tubes.
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Yeah. That that would require extra dabs.
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Well, what it is, it's the protein. So, like, in like, from what I've seen again, this is just what I've seen in videos and what they've told me in the lore of the the stories of being in space because of gravity with the muscles when you need protein, and then you need to continue to work out because the the resistance levels Work out. Yeah. So you gotta have the protein. You gotta continue to work out. So when you return to Earth, you're not just like a a worm crawling out of the, like, Katy Perry went to space, and she lost all of her muscles. So she just collapsed to the Earth and kissed the ground and then crawled up, Trudeau's trousers.
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Oh. Is she the one that's dating Trudeau? Yeah. Yeah. She crawled up his trousers and Gross.
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Mhmm. I don't know if I wanna say poor lady or poor Trudeau.
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And and she bought out, The Deservation. Brags. Apple cider. She brought out brags apple cider. It used to be really kick ass apple cider. Yeah.
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I definitely quit buying up that.
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And now that like, immediately the very next year, you could see the the the quality drop. And, though, it's up, Zephyr. You could see the quality drop in the apple cider vinegar, like, immediately after she bought it, after her and her people took it over. Because it was actually medicinal and and healthful food that you could buy at the grocery store with Yeah. This this was the impetus to me starting to make my own apple cider, like, and vinegarizing it. I was like, nope. Can't buy that one no more. That one's garbage.
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You pretty much have to or create a a group of a network of people that make a little bit. Each person makes their own thing and then trade. I mean, there's there's no clean food at the grocery store. Barely any.
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The shit part about where I live is that bears really like it when you're making apple cider. They get harassed by bears bad. That sucks. Yeah. Nobody likes fucking waking up to bears in your yard. No.
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It's barely unbearable.
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Well, they'll mostly leave you alone, but that's mostly. When a bear then decides, like, well, maybe I do wanna take a chop out of something else besides this, then they then they do and it's all bad.
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Like, it's strong enough to to do it. They do whatever they want. Yeah. Knock stuff down, break stuff.
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The last bear we hadn't had fucking running around, though, Lickas drove it off. He's Licki bear fighter now.
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Would he, ride it off in an Indian motorcycle?
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Well, yeah, yeah, it trapped on top of the jiggy. Would it be a Ducati? I don't like I don't like them Italians, but they do make a nice bike. Them god. These are nice bikes.
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Yeah. There's news of Polaris selling the Indian motorcycle majority stake.
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Polaris owns Indian?
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At some point, they did, but now they're divesting themselves from it. And I think they put in some new leader who's a motorcycle guy allegedly, but there's some questions as to what the quality of how these motorcycles would be.
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Right. Like like the motorcycle brand Indian? Yes. Or motorcycles from India? Well, they might be manufactured in India now. Moped, Jim. That's called a moped. Oh, yeah. You gotta have your your buddy on the front, and you hang on around his waist on the back.
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Because some Americans are buying the electronic bikes and not the traditional Harley.
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I was at the '70 I was at the 70 Fifth Sturgis. Mhmm. And, I was hanging out, and I was in this meeting with one of the sons of silence. And he stood up, and he said, this is the biggest Sturgis we're ever gonna have. He's like, none of the one percenters, our our roles are not getting refilled. We're aging out, and we're not getting replaced. That's and so that that that rebel wind in your hair, not that I got any fucking hair, but, you know, that rebel spirit that has seemed to have left, The United States. Now, like, I like I like my my scooter.
My scooter, it it it's it charges up. It's environmentally friendly.
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Mhmm.
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I mean, on the bright side, it's probably a lot harder to fly off of a scooter doing 60 into a tree.
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Yeah. So I don't know if I'm gonna remove my start seeing motorcycles stickers from all my vehicles because I think they'll still be motorcycles, or maybe just not as my Indian brands. And I don't know if the Harley Davidson brand is seen as cool or cringe if it's a lot of boomers at the Harley Davidson. The the young zoomers might think that it's cringe to wear the leather and to ride motorcycles around. So the trends are certainly changing.
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It's cringe to spend a $150 for a light bulb because it has a stamp on it that says Harley Davidson or HD.
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Yeah. Harley really sold their brand out, and it's not like their bikes were awesome. They're they're fun. They're fun bikes, but, I mean, a lot of them, I wouldn't wanna go on on a a long ride on. No. They're not comfortably made. Yeah. They don't they're not reliable. Like, I knew that thirty years ago. Like, if you if you actually want a bike you're gonna just cruise around on and not work on regularly and it works and it rides well, get a Honda. Like, Harley's never been a great bike. I'm not sure where they got the mystique. The the biker gangs basically gave Harley its entire mystique.
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Yeah.
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Like, that company should've went out of business years ago.
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That and all the, the the a and e or I mean, the the shows where they're making, custom hot rod bikes.
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They're building on Which is all garbage. Yeah. Which are all garbage. Have you ever seen the videos where there's one guy that specifically goes around and buys, Orange County Chopper bikes? Mhmm. And it's and then makes them so they can actually be used. He's like, they they're basically unrideable. It's just something that you would set out front of your business or whatever, and they put the shittiest engines that that are made in them. Mhmm.
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Uncomfortable to ride. They'd yeah. I like, they'd hurt you with your with your handlebars way up here. Like Yeah. The apes. The ape hangers?
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Yep. Well, I mean, they're pussy magnets if you're into, like, fucking 60 year old biker chicks with their titties fucking tucked into their fucking waist. But ain't no young kids fucking into those anymore. And like they like the guys are saying, I don't think the young kids are even into the crotch rockets anymore. I think that day that era is even gone now.
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I don't think they have driver's licenses. A lot of young kids these days. They don't drive.
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No. They have no drive.
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Well, honestly, if it's an under 50 cc engine, you don't need one.
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Oh, yeah. That's
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true. Yeah. And these kids and these kids live in an area where it's not like like, when I was a kid, you drove to the next town. You drove you you drive two hours to go to a different town to go fuck around. And that's not the way shit is anymore. Everything, like, in the in the truther world when they talk about, oh, the fifteen minute cities are coming. What the fuck you think they've been building? Yeah. You go down to any
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5% of the traffic going by is people on those little electric scooters or electric bikes, electric Yeah. Weird things with zipping by. You know? And that's that's just fine. Just fine for them. I'll never need to need to go any further than, just grocery store, visit their friend.
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Stop. I I can I can turn and ride the Harleys, but I gotta tell you? So I had a I had a fucking, Harley for a while, and I had the, a bored out, Super Sport, the big 1,200? Yeah. The big 1,200 only bored out and fucking just done up. And my starter went out once, and I tried to kick start that son of a bitch. And I I got enough muscle to maneuver it and whatnot, but I ain't got enough ass to kick start that thing if I'm on the compression stroke. And I caught it on the compression stroke, and I got it to go down. And I went down about a foot, and then I shot and then it shot me right back up over top of the handlebars, just asshole with tea kettle.
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Compression joke, stroke. Is that a Dick Cheney joke, compression stroke? Yeah.
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Well, the I don't think that these are competing agendas, RadioSack. I think that's one agenda. Inside the mega city is gonna be all these different fifteen minute cities fucking clumped up together. And so that's the idea is you can't even have a mega city and have it be fifteen minute. You're like, you go down to the bay, I can go to the North Side of the bay and two and drive for two, three hours and still be in the fucking bay. So the the in order for it to be a fifteen minute city, then what you're talking about is is having a mega city. And inside that mega city, there's all these different blocks or zones or whatever you would call them.
And each one of these zones is has what you need to live and survive. So you're gonna have a grocery store and some kind of a market or, you know, some kind of a, like, Walmart or Kmart. Kmart don't exist anymore, but something along that lines where you can get toilet paper, shit like that. Everything that you would normally need is gonna be in that zone. And that zone is gonna be fifteen minutes across each way. So that's why they're gonna grid out these mega cities, and then you don't need anything outside of the city. You don't even need yeah. Dollar General. Exactly. That that's that's exactly what it's gonna be as a fucking Dollar General. Then you don't need anything outside of that zone, and you can literally you'll literally gonna start finding people that don't even have the means to go fifteen minutes away to another area of the city, and we're just gonna start isolating down is gonna be interlinked interlinked interlinked.
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Cells cells interlinked interlinked. Interlinked.
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If you don't watch enough dystopian sci fi, then you aren't gonna get it, and we're not explaining it.
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I was reminded of the Flatliners movie from 1990 with Kevin Bacon. You guys were talking about the Narcan, the the users of Narcan who want to die and be revived, and that's like a Flatliners thing. Just kinda have
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that,
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consciousness expansion experience in kind of a, interesting way, but I think some people do it.
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Do you get signed to use zodiac sign after you get Narcan back?
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Oh, that's that's a great question. I think that would be a good debate problem to have.
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Legit.
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How does that work out? Yeah. If you wanted to reset your here's the diacal sign to be more astrologically compatible with your crush, then maybe you want to flatline and rebirth.
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Is that a rebirth after you've been flatlined?
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How does that work with Christianity? If you're born again, do you get, like, a new zodiac sign in, like, Chinese fair.
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That seems fair. I don't know. Like, how like, how is it a rebirth if you don't get a new zodiac sign? I'm I'm now been reborn on, January 14, but you think that I'm a fucking Scorpio? I'm for January 14.
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It's like a time it's like, what do they call it? Timeline shift where you've you've shifted timelines by flatlining, and now you're, you know, discovering the simultaneous and discovering what the multiversity you wanna take part in. I don't know if you get to consciously choose. Fuck out of here. It's like that. They say that when you're at when you're you're in your point of attention consciously leaves your body, and then you're going through that, birthing canal, that tunnel, and there's a light at the end of it. Fuck it.
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Scars the fuck it. Oh, I wasn't trying to make you stop talking.
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When there's a cat on screen, we're all like, wow.
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That cat's a dick. Assuming a dick for a cat.
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I mean, there's, there's an Anne Frank musical that that cat might wanna audition for.
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Yeah. He's a full head.
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The the Anne Frank musical?
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Like all the other cats, they try when they're trying to steal your food, they, like, pretend like they're up there to get pets, and they're, like and they're all timid to buy your food, and they'll just, like, start moving closer and just timidly and not look at it. Like like, here's here's your food, and they're like It might be like a raw show. Like radio fucker. You know what? He don't he don't fuck around. Like, he jumps on your lap, snatches your food, and will he grabbed Brian was pissed one day. He got, like, a half a piece of pizza off Brian and rolled out, and the front door was open. So he rolled right out the fucking house with the half a piece of pizza. Brian was pissed.
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Gomez snagged a whole ass picanha steak off the countertop last
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week. Yeah. Yeah. Picanha. Yeah. That's an expensive steak.
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Oh, well, I mean, I get hooked up. But yeah. Did you put an RFID security tag on that steak? No. Okay. How were you protecting that?
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But not nearly well enough. Adjustments have since been have since been made. But yeah. Dude, I was like, goddamn it. Mhmm. You know? And you can only be so mad because it is really good. But, yeah, RadioSac has a a good point. Here, chicks who get baptized to be born again and start calling themselves a virgin again. Unfortunately, pussy mileage and, you know, evangelical renewal that they don't
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equate. That or what if they go get the retread and they get the laser thing? I mean, I realize retread is pretty good as original. But it you know? Sometimes a knob will pop off here and there, but it's, you know, it's.
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Like, seeing freaking, you know, farmhouse cabinets from the eighteen sixties that have modern day fucking, you know, hinges and stuff like that.
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Well, it's twenty years older than a new one, but it's refurbished. So it's like new. Right.
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Yeah. Antique countertops, but there's, like, a brand new refrigerator.
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Yes. Are we allowed to say bungalow on stream? That's kind of We had his chick come to our house once and twice. Talk Christy Christy into getting the retread. Right? And then she's like, I had laser the laser cert vaginal laser surgery to tighten it up. She's like, it's great. You should try it. And Christy's like, why would you say that?
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That's the sentence that you chose to say out loud to me.
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Yeah. Wow. Like like and you just threw that down. Like, my wife's not been ran through. I'm sorry. Like, it's it's fine. Hey. I can't neither of us have a problem with it, so I'm not sure why you need to just, like she's like, I had it done. It was great. Well, she's like, it's just like it was in high school. Okay. Okay, lady.
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Available to your basketball team.
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You know what? Did she have a, like, a referral code? Was she getting
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I make $50 for every for every girl I get to get it retreaded on.
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Yeah.
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Like like, where do you did did you assume? Did somebody say something ahead of time that this isn't really a non sequitur? Because I'm not seeing where it connects to anything else anybody said. Hey. You just pop promo code, hockey puck in hallway. Oh my god. Christie was watching. What was it you were watching the other day with the dude with the pump up dick? It was it was either a I think it had a Either Legion of Skanks or some something is No. It wasn't Legion of Skanks, but I think it's one of the other shows that they do that's, like, an alternate show. It was affiliate. Yeah. Where it had, like, you know The affiliate code to get other people to join the legion of skates. And shit in there. Okerson. Okerson in there. Mhmm.
And, apparently, this dude the dude that P Diddy would pay to come have sex in front of him. The Punisher. Apparently, the dude literally has like like, back in the day, they had the pump up tennis shoes with the thing in the tongue. Mhmm. Apparently, he's got that in his pecker. Like, he's got a pump up pecker. With a third ball. With a with a third ball, it's the pump up's built in his balls and when he's it's got Was it just that up? Novelty? Assuming that wasn't the bit.
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Was it was it novelty, or was it because he told
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Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk the same story.
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Wow. Yeah. Apparently, he is just oversexed, and and you got to imagine this probably happens. Like male escort. Like, you're you're you're gonna you get over sexed, and you just lose the stimulation, I got to imagine, and eventually developed impotence. And when you're a male escort, it's on demand, baby. You know?
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Yeah. He said a lot of wild things, but he was I was kinda believing him. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was the passion behind it, but,
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like, I was like, man. Maybe fact that he's not saying he's out banging hot chicks, that he's getting paid, like, by dudes weird dudes to do weird shit, that makes it more believable, I think. Mhmm. Like, that's not really something that you're saying as a brag. You know? Like, if you're like Yeah. Yeah. Heidi Klum when she used to get lonely would give me a call. Yeah. You know? That that that becomes a lot less Right. No. It's like Heidi Klum's
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agent's cousin wanted to fucking, you know, watch his wife get railed by a giant black dude.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And then so Murray sat over there in the corner.
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Next to the shadow person in the the Benadryl hat man.
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Right. In the cock throw. And for some reason, Tom Arnold.
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Dude, that that is that, like, is that yeah. Tom Arnold was there. That was part of why I had started watching it, but I have to go outside and do work, so Christy ends up seeing a lot of things more than I do because her works in the house. You know? Like, harder for me to turn the TV around with me.
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You could probably get an implant and just have TV wherever you want. It's just in your head now. Just implant it. In your balls. I
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wanted to see what, Okra Hayden, fucking, Tom Arnold together would be like. I thought that'd be funny.
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That would
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be.
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Yeah. That would be It was, on kill Tony last week. It was David Tell and Roseanne.
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So Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah. Quality. And then Triple E, I guess, was Triple E, I guess, is on this week's episode I see. Tim Butterly. Tim Butterly is awesome, and I want him on my show.
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Yeah. Yeah. I've seen about twenty minutes of it. It was pretty good.
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Did you get Roseanne?
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No. And here's why. She took a look at my Twitter about, I don't know, almost two years ago and decided that, I was, I was actually Hamas.
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Oh. Yeah. And, like, crushed up ground up chickpeas.
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But, yeah, Mel Kay was Mel Kay was setting it up, and we had met on union of the unwanted and stuff like that. And, you know, and yeah. So I'll take a look at his social media. And yeah. Mhmm. No. Did not did not fly. Did not fly.
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Real opportunity for a lady that doesn't know how to sing the national anthem well.
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It was it was artistic. It was a good interpretation.
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It I mean, it's a lot of first things I thought of when I saw her on there, and then she's on there with Kill Tony who just had that whole thing where he called Puerto Rico
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a a a fucking floating dump, which I mean you know? Oh, that was a while back now, man. This we live in Internet speed. Mhmm.
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Well, you know, I'm over the hill, Steve. I'm pumping the brakes. I'm pumping the brakes. I don't wanna hit the bottom quick. They gave him the Tom Brady roast after
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the Puerto Rico thing. And the Tom Brady roast was widely, widely watched, and they all went a little savage in that. They call Tom Brady a freaking homo, like, 400 times. Well, I mean To his face to his face. Made a bunch of your model ex wife is, you know, a whore. Okay. Just Zeel? Just Zeel?
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The. The. Sure. Sure. Bun bun.
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Yeah. No. We've been we've been watching it. I heard you talk about it enough times. We've we've been checking them out.
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Yeah. Highly recommend story wars. That shit's funny.
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Story wars. Storage wars?
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Pretty funny, guys.
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Mhmm.
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Yeah. That sounded cool. I heard you, talking about it at the beginning of the show. It sounded like fun,
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actually. It is. It's what, like I I said to, like, we'll we'll fucking guess along with them when we watch it.
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Yeah. I love stuff that's interactive like that. Plus, you kinda get to know about somebody's psychology.
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I got Chris, the one that Chris the one that we've watched that Chris made Christy and I laugh the hardest that this fucking real meathead looking Australian dude with fucking that was covered in tattoos and this other dude, and they strap dog collars to their necks, the shot Jason Ellis. I saw that one. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Oh, fuck. We just we literally both just about pissed ourselves again during that episode or during that one. And then they had the spelling contest and oh, fuck. Oh, that was hilarious. And that shit don't feel good. I've never been hit with a dog one.
Although, Christy and I know a chick that got one for her dog. And this chick, this is the hippiest festy hit not not just not not like when you get into hippies, there's a breakdown. You know? And you got the the the festy the festy dirty hippies that are just about doing drugs and going to festivals and wearing tie dye. And then you got your more, you know, we're gonna grow an organic farm and shit like that, and they're actually kind of functional hippies. She's she's the the the the former kind, the nonfunctional type hippie. So this chick does some real weird shit. Not a real sweetheart of a lady, takes in anybody, 90% of them fuck her over for it. You know? Like, you know, just so she she gets a shock collar for her dog because her dog she got in trouble by the city because her dog was barking too much. So she got one of them ones that shocked the dog when it barks.
So she decided instead of getting a shock one that she would get this one that sprayed citronella into the dog's face. But because she because she felt bad about the shock thing. So but she had to try it out to make sure it wasn't too bad before he does it to the dog. And she fucking she coughs when she gets it on because the smell of citronella is so strong even before it sprays and that she coughs, which then sets the fucking thing off, which makes her cough more, which sets it off more. And so this lady can't get the fucking thing off her face, and she's just getting always with fucking citronella, and she's sitting there coughing and gagging and shit. Oh, fuck.
Steve's just like that sounds kinda like a good time. Is that from a plant, citronella? Yeah. It is. But it's like it's it's a it's a horrifying scent, you know, and it's supposed to most people experience it from, keeping mosquitoes
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or other bugs away. Yeah. Have you have you tried to grow any and then extract it on your own to see what you can do with it? No. I don't know if my equipment the smell would ever come out. That shit stinks. Here.
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Well, we we we went with for our garden this year, what really went worked better. We plant a shit ton of broccoli because it's real easy to get broccoli seeds at the end of the season. And broccoli is a real good bait plant. And so we use a lot of bait plants. Like, some of the broccolis after we had them full grown, holy fuck, more aphids on them than you would do just wild how many aphids they had on them. But then they would leave the other plants alone, give them something to eat. They're gonna come anyways. I'm not gonna spray poison out there. So might as well give them a little something they like better than your plants.
They like them better than tomatoes. Yep. They like them better than tomatoes. And it wasn't the season for broccoli anyways. It was just the ones we were letting go to seed. So just left them there and
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So citronella is kind of a become a generic term. They have a plant that's more like a gin geranium that has a citrus scent to it that kinda keeps away some of the mosquitoes kind of popular. For there was a time when they were popular in Minnesota. I think the citronella that we're talking with, the oil comes from is it from a different plant?
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Well, I mean, Minnesota is fucking near like Hong Kong. Lemongrass, I think. Like, the the damn fucking mosquitoes are like hummingbirds, and they come in swarms. Right? It it's not like most other places. They don't have stagnant 10,000 stagnant ponds laying around. Land at 10,000 mosquito breeding zones.
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Yeah. We've gotten better at managing that spraying for them controlling
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You you you send around big trucks that just hose the entire environment with poison, and you're like, yeah. The mosquitoes will die, but you won't. It'll be alright. It's just a little poison. Mhmm.
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And then they wonder why all the other bugs are also dead. Wasn't good for tourism. Tourists didn't like to come up to Minnesota and get bitten by, the big zikas.
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Get get carried off by the fucking angry mosquitoes. The West Nile natives. Christie, when I moved to California, it was hilarious one time. Christie's we're sitting outside, you know, because we'd hang outside on the porch a lot. And Christy's like, oh my god. The mosquitoes are so horrible. And my mom looks over at her and looks up, and she goes, all three of them? She's like, Atwood's name's John. John's okay. His name was Bob. Bob? His name was Bob. You know, I felt like it was Bob, but then I was like, I named the cat Bob, and I've named the number of things Bob recently. So I thought maybe I was just on too much of a Bob streak. Yeah. No. You're right.
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I finally got the one mosquito that was flying around the room. Finally landed, and I just You still have mosquitoes alive there? No. A little fly.
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Flies are the worst. Still get
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we get flies, but they're only awake during, like, five hours a day now. The like, right now, you couldn't tell that we don't have any flies. But in the middle of the day or if we get the fucking fireplace stoked up too hard, Like, yesterday, Christy was baking something. Oh god. It was fucking just just sweat just pouring.
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Alright, Ben. Here you go.
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I don't know if there's a place for me. There's a place for everyone in this world. It's perfect.
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Kitchen. Kitchen with a k.
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That's great. That's
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right. Oh, shit. It's where the aquafaba is made? That that is where the aquafaba is made.
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That is good shit.
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Is it?
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Which my wife's over here laughing. She don't care. She openly admits this. Oh, thank you. Wanna go outside and deal with the shit. Right. Like Not a fan. Zero times has she ever ever looked at me and said, you know what, Ben? I would rather go out and clean the barn than do these here dishes. And, like, no times. Ben Yeah. I noticed that it's been raining last couple weeks, and after a long summer of animals shitting all over the driveway every year when it starts raining, That turns into just a big poop stew that you have to take. This that their fucking, McLeod rake and rake into a pile and then put in a wheelbarrow and then barrel it up to the growing food areas for the next year and pile that onto there.
Zero times since she said I would rather do that than cook you dinner.
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Zero. Yeah. That makes sense. My my wife one time asked me for some help around the house. I was like, what do you mean? She was like, you know, like, if you could do the dishes sometimes or the laundry, it's just a lot of stuff to do, and I could use some help. And I was like, well, I really can't do that. I I love you, and it would be a terrible thing if I started doing the dishes and doing laundry, and then you started seeing me as a puss. Yep. Fem feminine feminine man, and then you would lose your attraction to me, and, you know, that's just
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not not a good thing. It's it's It it is well known that Don drops your testosterone.
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Absolutely.
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I was in the dish soap?
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Those folding socks.
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Oh, speaking of drop testosterone, before I get out of here because I gotta balance because I gotta wake up soon Mhmm. Here's part two of Tim Dillon, as Megan McCain.
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Okay. As the only gal on the panel who held up a Boston market this weekend, I'm gonna talk a little bit about guns. Okay? A lot of people in the media have never shot a gun, and they've certainly never masturbated with one. They have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. My gun's not for sale, but my pussy is. And the price is Changs. My father and his friends used to hunt me in the backyard. I would run around, and they'd shoot at me. And my father said if we hit her, the only thing that's gonna come out is whipped cream. He was hilarious. The AR 15 is the most popular gun in America, and it's the only thing that's ever made me come. I like guns, and I put them in my pussy. You don't tell me what guns I can own or what people I can own. My father was tortured. He'd never deny anyone else's right to kill. The only one who could take my guns away is daddy. If Joe Biden tries to take my guns, I will I will fuck him right out of my house. Uncle Joe, respect me. My mother used to say to me, Megan, you should look more like an AR 15, skinny. And now I have seven personal trainers, and three of them have killed themselves. I killed Jeffrey Epstein.
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Oh. But Chester, if you saw that comment, please, put my, YouTube in the chat there first.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. I was I was gonna do that too.
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Great.
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But yeah.
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I the the other one where he's showing off the very hairy that like, I was debating through part of it if he actually, like, added hair there or if that was all just all natural carpeting. Like, I'll clear out here on his shoulders just like Oh, that's funny. That that is a lot. There I I've only once seen somebody quite hairier quite a bit hairier than that. And that dude, my cousin was dating him, and he stood up out of a Whirlpool to fucking shake my hand. And I was just like, sit down there, fucking Chewbacca. Holy fuck. Like, Jay, it was all wet and just hanging too, and it was long. I was like, wow. Sit sit back down. Don't don't do that. Imagine the the struggle
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that that guy that cuts his hair must be feeling. Like, where where do I draw the line? Where where do I stop shaving? How far down?
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Yeah. No. Sir, I would recommend getting a gold chain. So there's a line of demarcation for where where I should stop shaving you.
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It's it's like that thing where, men that have, like, no chin. You know? It's, like, all neck that comes down off of their cheeks. Mhmm. And they're, like, clean-cut kind of, you know, and they shave, like, a chin strap beard onto their face. And you're like, what? How does he know? Is that a suggested jawline or, like
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Some rough measurement and you just divide by two. Yeah. Like, okay. This is about where my chin would be. Because if there's, like, how long protractor up there. Like Right. If I didn't look like Juggernaut.
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We would have seen how that
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We had some chat questions earlier about beard care. I think maybe getting some little beady spots recommended just tattooed and certain guidelines so you could just connect the dots and draw it in. That way you'd always have the same consistent,
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good team. I have a regular routine that keeps mine so glorious. Mhmm. I I I mostly I I finger comb it Mhmm. With my fingers. And then at night or in the evening when I sit still long enough, Matcha takes and sits right here on my chest and then sticks her head on there and then goes with her head. Yeah. And then needs it. She also needs it with her paws, which is kinda contradictory to the finger combing thing because she doesn't just, like, one directional. She's just, like, knotting it up.
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Is the finger combing and the pussy treatment?
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Yeah. And it works. Yeah.
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Alright. K. I did I dropped the dollars in either. I dropped the YouTube link in the Rumble chat. I'm going to, kill the Rumble chat. So if you're watching on Rumble and you wanna hang out with these fellows for a while longer, you're more than welcome to do so. Link is in, the rumble chat. Click over to Benjamin Balderson on the YouTubes. And, yeah, good night, y'all.
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I do, as a matter of fact, have a son that's bolder than I am. Love you, Steve. Thanks, Steve. Oh, I got the glug glugs. I gotta go throw gas in. Hold on.
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Or you guys take over. Got the glug glugs. I know that we're, we'll just kinda congregate on the Benjamin Balderson YouTube channel. I'm gonna shut down the dog face dudes one. It's a good idea there. Bring us all over to our little campfire.
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Are there are there people watching on on the dog faced dudes?
[03:10:31] Unknown:
Oh, there are always people watching. Let's say goodnight to the dog face dudes deliberating YouTube channel. Goodnight. Go to Benjamin Balderson, dog face.
9, 34, three, two, one, fight. Welcome.
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And here we are. Ben just bumped muted himself maybe.
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That's alright. We're only 60 streams into this, and we're still learning new things. Yeah.
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Yeah. Not that Ben hasn't been broadcasting or, you know, public speaking for nearly a decade at this point. But hey. Hey. Some of us some of us are so focused on other things that, you know, little bits and pieces of, you know, what's I mean, let's be honest. A hobby. A hobby
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please, Marcus.
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Yeah. They slide by you. You know? But Ben's not gonna miss important shit, you know, replacing the fucking ass end of a work truck. He's he's not. Not gonna miss important shit, you know, wiring up a fucking brand new generator to the setup. You know? But, hey. Every once in a while, you totally forget how to broadcast even though you should have figured that out again the better part of a decade ago. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's it's it's almost retarded. Hi, Jeremy.
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Yeah. I thought you might like that, Tom Cooper. I did. I I did. Yeah. There's, both Tom and I have a love for the stoner doom metal. Oh, yes. And I I stumbled upon an album by a band called, Comic Fossil earlier this afternoon, and I was like, you know, the fossil record? Mister Cooper. Well, I can't I probably can't even mention anything more or YouTube will give us a DCMA violation.
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Yeah. I heard something spooky on the AM wake up show. Some guy We were just standing on a podium was saying some terrible things about hobbyist podcasters.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. That's true. That happened. Yeah. Mark Mark Levin.
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Yeah. Is that his name?
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Who himself is a broadcaster.
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Mhmm.
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Terrestrial and, maybe satellite radio. I don't know. The I think he has a show on Fox too. I'm not sure. Which is effectively just his radio show, but shorter.
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Brian and I were talking earlier, and it's very interesting what people get nailed with what. Because we've been on a binge of, Legion of Skanks and, Kill Tony. Mhmm. And, they get away with saying a lot of shit without getting their episodes taken down. A lot.
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Yeah. I see David They might not be monetized. You know what I mean? Like, they might be you know, they're they're getting they're putting YouTube bait out to get people to become gas digital subscribers where you get to hear absolutely everything they say. Although at this point, because the Legion is, going on, with TBS, They have a a deal a cable deal now. The the quality of that show is plummeted. I like the game show that Louis j Gomez and Big Jay do, the story wars. I don't know if you've watched any of those or not, but they're dude. Okay.
So big Jay Lewis and then three guests, and everyone has submitted three to five stories based around a topic. And you can go literal or interpretive with the based off of the topic. Alright? And then, one of the gas digital producers, Alex, randomly selects stories, reads them out. Everybody Oh, damn it. Does a little, Beat him up. Sorry, Steve. Everybody does a little interrogation or whatever kind of thing trying to convince somebody, you know, whose story it is. And then, they all vote, and points are awarded if you guess whose story it was. And if it's your story, you get points for everyone who, did not guess you. Everyone you fooled.
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I feel like we would be bad at that game just because our stories do really just match us. They would just be like, no. That fucking guy. I mean, you can make them vague and
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the producer, can alter the wording slightly to make it sound a little less obviously like you. Like, if you were too specific, they can make it more vague.
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Are they fact checking the stories? Fact, that time I took my butt my steel chin shaped like a butt and jammed it into somebody's collarbone till they bent over and hit the ground before I pummeled them. Right. That would be a little too specific. But you can't see my butt chin because I have a beard now. It would probably get changed to,
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I used my head as a weapon, you know, you know, something like that.
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That was all the fight, Steve.
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But it it it would make it plausible for other people to for that to event. Do you see what I'm saying? K. So, it's, like, it's it's a very fun show to watch. It's a very fun show to watch. It's fun to play at home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes the people have known each other for a long time, and we'll even I've seen an episode where the person sitting next to the guy not only knew the story, but was the subject of the story. Oh, we did see. And he had to sit there and fucking not say anything until the end. And they were like, did you know that Homie was gonna be on the show? And he was like, fuck. Yes. I knew.
That's why I put the story in.
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One time one time, I owned a bar, and, I had a pool table, like, entertainment room that was up above on the Second Story. So we'd shut the bar down a lot of times at night and go up there and get stoned and, you know, like, play stupid games, like, set pipes at different pockets on the pool table, and you have to take a you took a hit out of whatever, you know, pie pocket you sunk a ball in and shit like that. And we're telling stories. I'm telling a story about picking up this lesbian bartender and having a threesome with her. And I and I'm telling this story, and it's hilarious. And then one of the guys sitting there is like, yeah. That's Heather. And I'm like like, yeah. I already knew this story. Like, what the hell?
That was hilarious.
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I thought it was one of those, like, Dixie Chicken moments where they're like, oh, yeah. No. We all know Heather. Old two for one Heather.
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Well, one time out No. He was gay. He knew her from the the gay bar.
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I was invited to go bird watching with a a group of very distinguished gentlemen and, know what that means, Marcus. They all wore high visibility, like orange vests. Be careful with yourself, Marcus.
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Did you bring your Temigrapitaler repellent?
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Protect that hole.
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Yeah. Yeah. I got it. It's always ready. My high visibility gear when I go out birdwatching with with, attorneys and business leaders. And and, they wanted to go look for birds,
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specifically Those are the worst types.
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Quail.
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They're looking they're they're looking for they're looking for a a a young innocent swallow. It's the type they're lying.
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An unladen
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swallow or a fully laden? No. They they it starts out unladen. They wanna fully laden it.
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Okay. Alright. So it turns out this guy's name was Dick. Dick Cheney. Yeah. Mhmm. You know Dick? Do you know his, friend, Katherine Armstrong or his other friend Harry Whittington?
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Harry gets hot in the face.
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Well, Armstrong invited us to her ranch, February 2006, and it turns out that, Dick Cheney bought a shotgun, a shotgun. And some of that shot got shot at one of the guys with us, and it just sort of peppered him a little bit.
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Little peppering.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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That will happen. I'm from South Dakota. It happened. Okay. Let's let's add some additional context to that because the birds Mhmm. That, they were shooting at and had their wings clipped. And the likelihood of Dick Cheney going up and to the left because the duty shot was significantly taller than him to go after, effectively a flightless bird.
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Slim. Like, shooting a farm chicken. What the fuck is that even about?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So these quails, they do tend to flop But you know you can just rock up and ring its neck. Right? You don't even need a gun. You
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can just shoot fish in a barrel if you were hungry in a way that's easy, man. What is that? Well, these quails, apparently, they they'll jump up and they'll kind of flap their wings and kind of hover fly for a little bit so they can land, and then they just start running through the thicket to try to escape.
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So you gotta ground them?
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Well, this is this is why the rifle was sort of parallel to the horizon when the shot was shot and the pepper was peppered in the face of this attorney Whittington. I don't know if they're hunting dogs with Jim. Sent Jim a link? Yeah. He's on his way.
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Is your beamer not working tonight? Did you give her all she's got, captain?
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What starship are we on?
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The yellow submarine.
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Okay. So it wasn't a turkey hunt. They were hunting quail.
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Quails don't really fly anyways.
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Well, here's the thing, though. It sounds like one of those stories where the meaning is that they were talking about a political opponent who also has the name of Quail, who was running for some positions. Remember the Quayle guy?
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Vice president of these here United War Machine.
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Yep. Dan Quayle.
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From Huntington, Indiana.
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Does he still not know how to spell potato?
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Probably. Probably. He faded out of the the spotlight pretty quick, and and it hadn't really popped up too much.
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Well, his daughter took his place to make sure that she went to Wyoming and said, the state owns the wind.
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Isn't that Cheney, your daughter? Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, we're talking about Dan Quayle now? Well, Dan Quayle
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to him.
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Who talks about Dan Quayle's today? Even when Dan Quayle was around the way he talked about Dan Quayle.
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Unless they were joking about him.
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Yeah. So I'd like to make the case that Dick Cheney was the the best vice president we've ever had.
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Are we doing a debate on this?
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Well, I'm gathering my evidence now to see if I have a a debate to win here for I'm gonna lose this debate.
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But knowing that Were you working were you working for, Haliburton at the time?
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I would I would be open to a job, I think, maybe in the public relations department for this energy corporation.
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I would argue that it was LBJ because he got rid of that Jew hating Catholic and has led America into the era of complete peace and nationwide prosperity that we currently enjoy at the hands of our Zionist masters. Please don't cancel this show.
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Oh, fuck. Yeah. Mark, Levin, big fan of your work. Appreciate what you do.
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Yeah. He the the market that we manipulate, the that's what he said. We're we're going to crush competition. We're going to ban and or, you know, otherwise deplatform anyone who says things we don't like. And then in the same breath is like, and that's called the market. No. That's called communism. But Sure. You are a neocon, and NeoCons come out of former Bolsheviks who turned hardcore empire expansionist conservatives.
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Yeah. I I always, one of the few times I feel like Steve where I feel like I need to pull up a, excuse me, clip of something is when things are talked about like this where on American Gods, when Odin meets mister World and mister World starts explaining their entire process to him, and he's like he's like, you know, we understand some people are gonna want mild. Some people are gonna want spicy. Some people are gonna want smooth. Some people are gonna want chunky. They just gotta get their salsa from us. And so they make sure they give you them options to so but as long as you when you look at the head of the snake, it's the same fucking head. Understand that that's where the true plan is coming from, and all the other things, whether you like them or not, are from the same people.
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From the same company? It's like how many how many media conglomerates exist in current year before it's just Disney or Disney's parent company? So we had all of these independent journalists.
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Just Larry Ellison.
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Right. Right. So I'm I'm thinking back to 2006 when we had a vice president by the name of Dick Cheney. I don't know if he's familiar to our would vote for best VP ever.
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That's, Richard Milhouse Bazelbub Cheney.
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Sure. Sure. He was probably the most memed man at that point for his hunting accident incident. I don't know how they were spinning it at the time, but I wanted to connect this to the start up, little bluebird company called Twitter. You remember that at the time?
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No.
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So in 2006, no one else had heard of Twitter, but it was going online. This was about a month after the
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We started using it, like like, a a month after it became x or something. Not because I was bought into the whole political or because Elon bought it. I I I downloaded it to pick a fight with Andrew Wilson, and that was where I knew to get a hold to get a hold of him and talk shit. So It's a very good use case. So
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now today, November 4, election day, the same day that, former vice president of The US Of A has and breathes his last breath, his heart. Was this his third or fourth heart? Yeah. I mean, he's had a number of heart replacements. I don't quite know the details if it was Well, the original
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may have in a sealed box in an unknown location, and only if you stab a a heartwood stake through it and then burn it to ash, is he truly ever gonna be dead?
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Right. It's not an unknown location. It is, less than two feet away from the corpse of John McCain. And whenever lightning strikes the Washington Monument, John McCain rises, and Dick Cheney's heart now will start beating again slowly until it finds a new host in order to, take over and, become the future secretary of state.
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And this is why they are currently tearing down the White House, doing some remodeling because they're building a cornerstone with a reliquary that contains the still beating heart of Dick Cheney. Mhmm. Yeah. He loves war, and he's good at it. Mhmm. He's really good at war and profiteering from war.
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Right. So there's there's The heart is actually gonna power that secret room.
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And there is a connection between Twitter
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going online. How is the lights in the below ground skiff underneath the ballroom? Yeah.
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So there is some strange signal Yeah. If you say something bad about Dick Cheney while in the ballroom, the whole thing is.
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Electric floor? Yeah. The chandeliers, like, the the glass drops away at the same time that it falls to reveal spikes, and it just brushes the people underneath it.
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So we know it's the Dick Cheney's balls room.
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Then then in in all the grout, you it's suddenly the grout all soaks in all the blood, and it all collects into a pool that funnels right into Dick Cheney's heart.
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Mhmm. And then it grows a little bit.
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Who knew Dick Cheney's heart with the teeth of the energy? Like, where it's like Voldemort
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or, like, an arm starts to pop out. They're gonna have to keep it on Omar in congress for a while, hide the the heart under fucking headgear.
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I was looking to Halliburton Labs, the future of energy faster trademarked phrase there, and what they're gonna do with c o two and water molecules and things. They have all sorts of sciences that they're working on for more energy control, control of all the energy. But I'm still in 2006 where Dick Cheney hunting attorneys he doesn't like, peppering their face, and then having to spin the tail of what actually happened. And then a month later, it's all over Twitter. So the early days of Twitter where people were texting a 144 characters to a server and then getting texts back to their phone, this created a place for news stories like these to be quickly spread. So the headlines at the time were all very humorous. They were dick joke punchline headlines.
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Low hanging fruit. Yeah. A 144
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characters. So knowing that the Bluebird site, Twitter, was going to be the place where politics were gonna be spread, all sorts of politics, news highlights, and things. It's very interesting then that on the death of Dick Cheney, this is 10/04, 10/04 good buddy, on 10/10, so six days from now, the twitter.com domain name will be retired forever. So it will no longer redirect to x.com. So on 10/10, which is, like, Roman numeral x, Twitter will be dead. So Dick Cheney is dead. Six days later, Twitter is dead.
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Did you say that Nick Chaney shot Twitter in the face?
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Allegedly.
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Peppered it a little bit. Certainly. Peppered it a little bit? Yeah. That was the bird he was trying to shoot. Mhmm.
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Well, the shot is what allowed another bird to survive. So if you're hunting one bird and the other bird survives it, that was the signal to say, all systems are go. Launch the Bluebird, the Mockingbird Media.
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And the people that have a Mockingbird Media now. There's no doubt. Right.
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Right. So it was a way to spread the news faster, and people no longer needed to read a full article. Yeah. They would get the headline, and then they get the gist of the story. And that's the same era when Comedy Central Did you tell
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Herb that you named your dog Gomez and that's why he won't come on our show?
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No. He met Gomez in, Tennessee. He's got pictures of Gomez. Gomez got up on stage and, like, laid down right on top of my feet, and Metzger was sitting next to me. We took a picture of that and took a picture. Gomez, like, sitting up with his giant fucking engine block head, like, straight up at Metzger's knee.
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Well, that wasn't what it was like the last time I seen a Gomez and Metzger on stage together.
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Right. Right. That was a long time ago. That was that was a long time ago.
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In our chat, habitual miner is, describing Kathy O'Brien's account of when she first met this man, Dick Cheney. Was that a transformation the transformation book of America? Jesus. So the full details of that account are a little bit too dark for this eulogy tonight of a the best vice president who's ever president and vice president. Toasty.
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Think and wave.
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But, certainly, there were early reports stating that the farm,
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the ranch Oh, the time didn't go. We can't read that out loud.
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Oh, man. I wonder if we could get away with Where did he I wonder if we could get away with that as well. Fucking on your. Do you know what, you know what he's referring to, though. Right? Because that is on YouTube, what he's talking about. It's the the Tim Dillon bit where he's playing Megan McCain.
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Uh-oh. Okay.
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And by the way, this is, Gomez and, one of the the dudes that was out there camping, his dog vibe checking Sam Tripoli Tripoli pulled into carnival Nashville.
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Gomez, like, not sure about you. You smell chewy.
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That's funny. Is he DoorDash? Is that a DoorDasher?
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That was his rental Kia.
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Oh, the rental Kia.
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Yeah. Very fun. I see cracks me up. So let's We'll let we'll let Marcus decide if,
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if a dice to roll. Leave it up to fate to decide the outcome of the the stream tonight.
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My question is never never seen or heard from again. Is that Marcus is doing his dead set best to keep it on one on one subject. And there and Steve and I are just all over the fucking place.
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Right. I see the through line, and I wanna see it through to the very end. Dick Cheney is the best vice president we've ever the most memeable president in that a lot of people remember George w Bush being sort of the strategic guy kind of having less the liners, but really Dick Cheney being super serious.
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Weapons of mass destruction somewhere.
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Mhmm.
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Alright. And, Alan, you gotta tell me if you think this will violate or anger the YouTube overlords. It's 54 long.
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It's just We were listening to you and Sarah earlier. Good stuff. Everybody back in Sarah Tomato had a had a nice little podcast, like, right before we came on.
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Oh, cool.
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This is what it's like a world's collide.
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This is a clip of his original video from five years ago. I think fair use will allow us to to show that Meghan McCain was an object of ridicule and humor.
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Mhmm. And definitely a public figure. Public figures. Yes. Two very public figures.
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Mhmm. Yeah. Hi, Brian. This shady fucking shit have been taken out publicly flogged.
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Was she the lesbian daughter?
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Yeah.
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He was so proud to have a daughter who wanted to go hunting with him, I think, because Right. Is still.
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Alright. Here here you go, Ben. And I had a baby with him. Oh, wait. Let me run it back. Here we go.
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Before my father died, I had a baby with him, and we're going to it will be raised in captivity. It'll be raised privately to be the greatest politician that has ever lived. My name is Meghan McCain, and I'm on a news show called The View. And Donald Trump, that fucking riverboat casino captain, is talking shit about my father again. My father was tortured for a hundred years for this fucking country, and he came back and he started seven wars because he's a gentleman. Fuck you, Trump. I'm gonna wear my father's skin mask, and I'm gonna primary Trump from the right. Come on The View, bitch. If you're that tough, come on The View. You want another son to get a Casio Cortez?
You want this shit? You wanna fuck these tits, Trump? Do you wanna fuck these tits? No. You don't. You wanna suck cock, but I won't fuck you because the only person I'll fuck is dirty.
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I'll fuck his corpse. I'll fuck daddy's
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corpse. Jesus. Yeah. Woah. Joe's team? I'm just Megan McCain as well. Killed our shit. A sailor tag? It, brother. You wanted to come out and play? Yeah. Yeah. We're you walked into our tribute to Dick Cheney. We're
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we're we're having a a we're having a a slight difference in views of the man, the myth, the legend being, one, Dickicus Chaneycus. I sent you an image of a gold chain and a a little little dick attached to it, like, the gold Dick Cheney. I think that would be a a good if we all got those, would we wear them together kinda like charm bracelets?
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Best friends. Thing we do?
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Yeah. He'd he'd wear gold. He'd wear gold chains. The guy was known for Rolexes, I think, having a good taste in watches.
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And What? For real?
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Leather. Yeah. So Cassie O'Brien described the room that they were in, and there was a lot of leather, lot of leather. He was in Wyoming at the time. Is that why Erica Kirk wore the leather pants,
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or was that just to look like JD Vance's favorite couch?
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Well, that's exactly what I was thinking too. I mean, the the upholstery back. That the feeling of leather upholstery is familiar to some of these men. So then she could explain, no. No. They weren't groping my thighs. They were just it was a comfort couch hug.
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Oh, fuck.
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Dick Cheney is a super sick he's a super sick rapper name. I think I I accidentally I sent you a link on, if you wanna jump in toasty. If not, that's cool too. Okay. We appreciate you pimping us. I think I accidentally also sent a link to GLO. If he pops in Yeah. That'll happen.
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Yeah. It would be good to connect with GLO again. Is there an election today?
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It's kind of Yeah. Here. Yeah. In California. It was a hot heavy one in California where they were redistricting California to make sure that it's, during this last election cycle, actually, California had a pretty severe shift for California, meaning that it went from, you know, 90% Democrat to, like, 75% Democrat. And, the, so California decided to redistrict and take a bunch of the land from this these smaller areas and smush them into areas more like the Bay. And, so they took so now you're getting Bay voters, and this is, you know, representative of everything in The United States, period. If you look at there's no such thing as a as a Democrat state.
There are states with Democrat cities. And the larger the cities in the state, the state will either be Democrat or Republic will be Democrat or if the cities aren't that much larger than the rest of the state, then it'll be a Republican state. But there's there's no such thing as a as a Democrat state. And so they're using that in order to redistrict California to give it more to the, Democrats by forcing more rural areas, smooshing them together with larger city areas, and taking away the re representatives them, rural areas would have had. So that's a hot heavy vote in California right now. They put if you're in California, like, they had all the superstars. They had one commercial where it was like AOC, fucking Liz Warren, Birdie, like like, anybody that's, like, a hard outspoken, real hard leftist was in this commercial that's if they're famous and political at all.
Like, wow. All the heavy hitters. This is your a team. Jesus.
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Have they all moved to blue sky for their post date? And the amazing thing is they fooled,
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not that they fooled them, these Democrats don't actually care. These and the Republicans either. That's a sick thing. This is part of why, like, like, even when we were debating Rob, they can't they've got a script that they gotta stick to. They can't they they've gotta stick with the nonsense their side has, and they can't actually be reasonable people in any way, shape, or form. So they're pretending like this is somehow affecting Trump. How does redistricting California change anything for Trump in any way, shape, or form? It absolutely will not, but it does change the future of the state elections.
And then the way the state in and of itself is ran has nothing to do with Trump. But, Doug, yeah. We're getting Trump with that. Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah. Fucking. MAGA assholes. You're like, Jesus. No prescript sidecryption is saying there's a huge turnout in SAC today. Cars lined up. I don't think we were voting in person. That was that was as up that was as publicized as any presidential campaign I've ever seen in California. Dude. It was as publicized
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as, cannabis was.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They they spent they spent hundreds of millions of dollars on that campaign just in California alone. Mhmm. Because it's it only affects California. It's not even something from the other states. So they really pushed hard to try. Like I said, there was a fairly large shift for California toward the Republican side in this last election because Democrats have lost their fucking minds.
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Yep. And they're trying to make sure that it doesn't turn into a shift in legislature, so they gerrymandered the fuck out of the state.
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Yep.
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Like, crazy.
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I mean, just like the the whole fight even for Jeffersonia. Even when you hear the news, in the news, they call Northern California the bay. But I can I can it takes me four hours to get to the fucking bay, and it would take me two hours to get to the northern part to the to the border of Northern California? So there's a solid six hour straight north driving gap that is just, like, nonexistent as far as they're concerned. Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. No. It's I mean, shit, dude. It it's a Really nefarious way to, like, rig the election before a single vote is cast. You know? Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Like I said, it it all is in all you have to do is district it so a chunk of a city is included into more rural land, and you just take that just takes that away. Now that's automatically just like when you look at The United States in and of itself, e even in just California in and of itself. Everywhere that's democrat, there's major cities. Anywhere that's non democrat is there's no there's no major cities. So they just made it so the major cities areas were included into more of the districting so that way each of these areas loses their vote because now the city outvotes them.
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Yeah.
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Not to not to include I honestly believe that if I we could go I could go on kill Tony and do a little skit about California in the one in the sixty second thing that would fucking rot where you talk about where it'd be like you know, people wonder why in California, there's, the the laws are absolutely crazy. But if you go downtown to where I buy my groceries, the nearest grocery store, the town will regularly tell you that the guy, when he gets excited and starts swinging an axe at cars instead of just walking at them and swinging at his hands at them, swerve around him. Mhmm.
And then we have the guy that Brian stood behind at the at the smoke shop where this guy proceeded to have a conversation with himself about whether to eat the unknown black thing on the ground. And the scariest part about the conversation was the entity you couldn't see was the one arguing against eating the black thing on the ground that nobody knew what it was. And this guy picks it up and eats it because the entity lost, and he won. Like, why shouldn't I eat this thing? I don't know what it is off the ground. And eats it. Now every time there's a vote, they go around and gather all them people up.
They take them in, give them a shower, give them a meal, act like they're being real nice people, take them down to vote democrat. Yeah. And there's more of them than there are us. And that guy's vote counts those two guys where I just described, their vote outweighs me.
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Yeah. So so that's the consent ritual. It's like, we're gonna have you vote on a referendum.
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Oh, I don't I don't vote. I I I was using that as an example of why it's not even point there's not even a point. I obviously don't vote. Well, if the reason I'm just not as outspoken about it. Steve's like Steve's like, we're on the we're on a normie podcast for the first time ever. These people have never even don't even know who Bill Cooper is and never watched anything outside of the mainstream news. Steve, who do you vote for? I don't involve involve myself in consent rituals with bloodline pedophiles. Like, the fuck?
Yep. Steve is, like, not gonna hold any punches back.
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I mean, we could read from the camera deal, Brian. I don't know how much time we actually have.
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You know? K. Let's,
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let's figure some shit out.
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He's like he's like, in case you were even slightly curious, I'm gonna hit you with the full deep end of the pool
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right here, right now, all in one. That's good journalism. That's not bearing the headline. That's not making someone wait six hours to get to the point of the Do you realize
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that your whole life is being controlled by the panoptic panopticon? Technocratic panopticon?
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Hey. You do pay attention.
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Hey. I'm taking notes. Yeah. We take notes. We write write the words down.
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Neat. The
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controlled opportunists, I think, are also listening, studying their opponents very closely.
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Habitual minor, I I agree. I I have the the George Carlin mentality, about that, man. If I don't vote, I'm the one with the right to complain. Look at what you dumbasses are putting all of us through by the dumb shit you did. You knew that one of the guys was a fucking liar and a fucking cheat and a fucking warmonger and a fucking, you know, doddering old vainglorious fucking lecher. You knew that. You you and then you knew the other one was a fucking day drunk whore who literally is only where she's at because of bruised knees and the bottom of heels that saw a lot of ceilings.
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I I actually also believe that they put her in knowing she would lose just to shame us.
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Well, I I and to make sure that Trump got that second term to build out the digital prison. What's up, Jim? How's it going? What's up, guys?
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Nice to see you.
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Good to see you. You. We are gathered here today to,
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acknowledge be ashamed for the writings over Steve's face. I'm the good looking one.
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A very successful man has has died today, and we want to We're going in order of handsome, though.
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Yeah. Yeah. We Marcus is the pure boy. His purity gives him a glow similar to when Frodo was dying dying of po of poison, and the elf princess came above him, and I will save you. That that's the glow Marcus has about him.
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There we go. The most handsome.
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Handsomest. If you partner with me, you will have two votes on election day because I will vote exactly how you want me to vote.
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Did you Bitcoin there? We Did you We the way we feel is both sides are equally fucked.
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Well, did you ever hear stories of, like, couples arguing about who they're gonna vote for, and then out of spite, the other person I'm a poor votes for the other opponent? So they're like, My vote canceled out your vote. You know, like, a presidential election is usually the big one, and I voted for this guy. I
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voted for that guy. Rob North Chat. Good job, Toasty. That dude's gonna you that dude is gonna be on fucking blood pressure meds by the end of the month. What
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what is the current state of the panel verse? I know a lot of our listeners are gonna have to, like, tailor Rob's
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blood pressure meds with his diabetes meds and his, you know, Lipitor.
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And Oh, so it sounds like he needs a sleep apnea machine. Yeah. End of day apnea. You you can't whistle that much while you're breathing and not have not smoke cigarettes for fuck's sake.
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That's true.
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Get him on some It sounds worse than I do breathing, and I've been smoking for thirty fucking years. It's
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hilarious.
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It's not even a chat room at that point. It's a shouting into the void box, a shout box. People have to exercise their thoughts and let everyone else not read it as it moves so fast. So the state of the panel verse is that they continue to hang out in their own panels. Has debate con in Tennessee been canceled? Is it still on for the fifteenth of this month? Well, from what I'd heard,
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Andrew and Grid one Motorsports had some shit that they were getting going on. It sounded like almost outside of that. I don't know if it was parallel to it Okay. Or, you know, and still associated or whether they were just basically taking over to Baycon at this point. I don't I don't fucking know. The way those guys are going about it, they apparently think they're, like, fucking Templar knights or something from the middle ages, and they're here to to Christian nationalize the country and save us all with their fucking we can't even open a fucking olive jar.
And we're we sit behind a computer all day throwing a temper tantrum looking like goddamn Cartman from fucking South Park. Respect my authority. I'm with the crucible. I'm important. Why did anybody know that? Why you guys all just keep treating me like I'm like I didn't have any subs six months ago and that nobody really watches my show. Andrew said I'm important.
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The best political
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debater he's ever seen. Yeah. That sounds about right. I didn't hear Dusty say that toasty, but that's what I was actually just thinking just now. Like, it seems like they're maybe trying to crash that and then gonna start crucible con where they win all debates because the moderator is firmly on their side. It'll just be like Destiny and a bunch of Ortho Bros date debating. After the thing, they'll they'll all conveniently have drinks together, and Destiny will be the pivot man in the Ortho jerk off.
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Are they going to run open and fair elections for their moderators?
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Yeah. Right. Sarah's pretty elect the moderators? Sarah's about as Sarah's about as mellow as they get as Ahmad, and they they went to zerk on her. So So it's a selection
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of their favorite Yeah. Moderator.
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Yeah. So Speakeasy and, like, Myron Cook and all those guys. Like, you guys remember the stories, like, back in in high school, guys tell stories. Like, they're, like, mythologies, though, where, like, they were at a party and girls were having a lipstick contest where, like, every girl puts on a different colored lipstick and see who's can get further down, and that's how they win. And guys tell stupid stories like that. That that's what those guys are doing with with, Andrew right now. They're they're having lipstick contest to see which one can can, try and get the Gucci actually in there.
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Like Tim Dillon did when he was playing the role of Megan McCain.
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Was mom Donnie the one that was up there with another flag fucking
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speaking in another language running for his fucking running for office? That shit was nuts. Well, it's like an East Coast, West Coast thing. And if we don't get a renewed, sense of rap battles between these politicians, what is even the point? It's like they wanna squeeze the Midwest in into their little political game, and we refuse to be part of it. We are the flyover states. We want them to fly over and leave us alone.
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Okay. My wife's taking the light. Okay. Put me back where the letters are now. You can see me anyway. We all heard a little bit of whispering, and we all just kinda leaned in closer to hear what we could Oh, yeah. That was my wife. Okay. So you don't have one beer.
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It's it's no secret that Balderson has a wife. Yeah. It's just secret what her whispers were. Jim, did you read that Kathy O'Brien book?
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Which one?
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The the one that talks about mister Dick Cheney.
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I didn't read that. No. Okay. What did you say about
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I cannot read that publicly.
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I remember some stuff about other folks that I know I know the names of that I haven't personally met, but it's not Dick Cheney.
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So I I will say the importance of, Dick Cheney dying today in connection to, there's a lot of terminology about what may or may not have happened. But if the alleged abuser is no longer alive, they say survivors of duck hunt games might be more willing to release their memoirs or their stories or things. So we may see more information about our favorite vice president and his proclivities
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really. Put add an r in there. You're the only one that voted for this.
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Right.
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It's hard to say because, if you can't sue somebody for slander if your book about them is true. Like, it's only if you make something up about somebody abusing you and then you put it in a book that is Well, and then it also has to have monetary,
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like, loss associated with it to even make it really sue suitable also.
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So when when Whittington was peppered in the face by the shot output of the bullet emissions from Dick Cheney's, boomstick, Whittington, I believe, appalled
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my boomstick. For being shot in the face. Now I'm imagining Dick Cheney as fucking as fucking ash
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from army of darkness. That's what I the cops wanted to come out and and talk to him, and he made him wait for twenty four hours. Dick Cheney. Mhmm. He said, no. Not not now. Come out come out tomorrow.
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I gotta give him, though, that's gangster. It is gangster. Gonna, like I I can't stand Dick Cheney, but cops cops are like, I need to talk to you. You know what? Not today, guy. That that that is gangster. I would enjoy that myself. I I would enjoy that thoroughly. Nah. Nah. You can keep wanting, bro. Kick rocks. Today is not the day. Not gonna shit on a guy for that. That that's hilarious.
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Well, yeah, pretty gangster. But, definitely, he was hiding out. Probably wasted.
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Right? They were all freaking they all had more wild turkey than coffee for breakfast.
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I'm sure.
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Well, loaded up to go shoot some flightless birds.
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Yeah. But they had cocaine to balance it out.
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Meatballs. Those guys get the best drugs.
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Yeah. You had to get the shotgun. Right? Is it? Yeah. That is problematic probably can't get out of bed without his scotch and stem cells.
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Yeah. He had to get back into the Darth Vader chamber.
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Mhmm. And the vice president does have it. Crystal when they got when they get to suck the energy out of the, they're like, and then they, you know, throw a little corpse of a little kid back into the dumpster, and Dick Cheney's able to get up and walk again for the day.
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So he died today,
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Yeah. Yeah. And here's where this is why I didn't get this is why you didn't hear me preach on too much about people with, char celebrating Charlie Kirk's death. I mean, don't get me wrong. I I think Kirk was an alright guy, so I don't see how you could compare the two. But it don't hurt my feelings that Dick Cheney's dead at all. Like so I mean and I'm sure there's people that would disagree with me on that. So but, yeah, I think the world's probably a better minus probably is just a better place without that dude in it. He was a bad bad person who harmed a lot of people.
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Pulled a lot of strings
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Yeah. For a long time. And his daughter thinks and then he produced such a vile daughter that people voted for her in Wyoming that, yeah, that does tell you about Wyoming. And, the she decided that the government owns the wind. Are you fucking serious? How batshit crazy are you, lady? Can you eat another hot cocoa? I'm feeling it tonight. I'm feeling spicy. And cocoa's gonna go. Yeah. The cocoa's give me the hard stuff. The hard cocoa? Yeah. What? With whipped cream? Yeah. With the whipped cream. Oh, shit. That one too.
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You're going all in.
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Yeah. Yeah. All in.
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Be careful, Christie.
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I'm over the hill now, so I need that extra spunk.
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I hope you got a rocking chair.
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I don't need no rocking chair. Guitar tall horn marker. Still got dabs running through my veins.
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That's funny. Old fucking no show Jones.
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For all of you that aren't from cut aren't country as fuck, that was George Jones. Awesome.
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Is he a Christian band?
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They called him the possum because frequently, he would be passed out snoozing on the tour bus when he was supposed to be on stage after being up, you know, for a couple of days on a good bender.
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Clean living.
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Yes.
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That's how you stay young.
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And those guys all live to be forever old. Like Oh, yeah. Like
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There's no sleep in that lifestyle.
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They say we're left longer today, but I don't know. From my experience, it seems like, smoking Lucky Strikes and drinking fucking straight vodka seems to be like the health tonic. I don't know.
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Oh, yeah. So many mechanics I met that are in their sixties and seventies smoking basic cigarettes and drinking, Milwaukee's best all day long. You know? 24 of them for breakfast, and they look great. Skinny.
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Just like my grandma. Charmers.
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Mouth running a million miles an hour, training raccoons to eat dog food out of their mouth. Y'all know that, boy. A pet raccoon? Most people lived forever.
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See, my wife was like it wasn't even anywhere anywhere near her, and she just made me turn it. Because she's like, my essence might have gotten into the my aura is six feet wide, and that may have gotten into the camera view.
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Well, it The other day
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the other day, Sarah was having a panel during the day. Steve was going nuts. Fuckin' it was great. Steve was like they were they were having, like, the most beginner political debate. Well, before that, it was a super beginner, like, esoteric thing, and I was like, I'm gonna go ahead and not crash this party. I'm gonna I'm not gonna pull Steve. And Oh, no. It's the the
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reparations thing, wasn't it?
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Yeah. And then it got that dude, that's what it evolved into. Like, that was horrible. And then I just thought, I'm probably not gonna be the bald headed, long bearded, fucking Nazi looking white guy going you go, no. No under rep which which I I am absolutely against reparations, but it was just a bad aesthetic for being the guy that's arguing that. I'll just let these other people handle it. Thank you, man. Like, there's two plat black guys on the panel already arguing against it. They didn't need they didn't need the fucking No. The the guy that's like, Zing Heil. No reparations.
Like, nobody was gonna appreciate my help in that.
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Did you have preparations prepared in case they asked for them?
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No. I just sat back and I do look like an old snuggly farm animals. Nobody imagines the snuggly farm animals part, though, when they see me. You know me in person. People that don't know me in person or don't think I'm like that. I actually left at Rose's house.
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Well, this is the, the the debate panels where you gotta show up with a fierce face on. You can't let them can't let them see you.
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Reparation age.
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Oh.
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Yeah. I know that that And then at the end of it, it turns out that I know. That's why I don't show everybody me snuggling animals. Like, Sean, one day, I I can't remember what it was. It was some animal I think. I was doing something, and he's like, suddenly, I just don't believe Balderson's tough exterior as much as I used to. Hey. Fuck off, Sean. What's up, my street? Yes. Please hit the like. Subscribe, share, all those things everybody else asks, ask me to do what we ever do.
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If you're listening on the replay after the live, give us a comment down in the comment section.
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Yeah. Oh, and thank you, Stella, for the comment with the with the super thanks as our first super thanks from Stella.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Stella. That's awesome.
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Yeah. Wanted to YouTube is adding a feature where you can basically super chat after the if you're watching the replay, and it's a super thanks.
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Sure.
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Alright.
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It's a cool feature to have. Yeah. That's that's that's neat. It adds some legitimacy to our little hobby here of podcasting, live streaming broadcasting. And
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we I think we should take now to thank our members. We really appreciate you guys, like Stella and Tony and Tony Coriolis.
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Heck yeah.
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And Jim.
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Mhmm. Oh, I don't know what I do. My life's been amazing since I joined. No. Becoming a member. How's these privileges? Perks. You get to see the members only videos. Good. Just amazing. There's some old debates that you can't find anywhere else. Good stuff.
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Yeah. We're trying to and we got some things that we got put just on members. I had a really excellent debate, that I put just on members. Try and give everybody a little something. We appreciate the sport a lot. We've never done this sport thing before, but we would like to start doing a little better production and doing some other things for you guys and, kinda lean into the comedy. Steve, which you're already here to hear that. And we're kinda wanting to lean more into the comedy part of it, into the Okay.
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Being goofballs. Okay.
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I think, I think we're real good at it, and we're pretty well informed.
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Comedy's great.
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I'm for
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it. We we both even spell. What's up, Chris Miner?
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We can spell potato. I we can spell potato. We can rhyme it with tomato?
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We could.
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That's always fun. Right. Actually, tomatoes are a fruit, aren't they?
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Tomato is a fruit. Yes.
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Yeah. That seems wrong.
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Basically, when you're thinking of it, anything with anything that isn't part of the main plant that is the seeds on the inside is a fruit. And if it's on the seeds on the outside, it's a berry. And then like a potato is a legume because that's growing underground and and shooting from, leg from rhizobias and shit.
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Actually, that makes a lot of sense. I was thinking it was something that had to do with sweeter acidic juices inside, but that's that's just something I made up from looking at a few things and trying to draw some kind of pattern.
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Shoot Chris a lake. Ridiculous. If he wants to come play. If not, that's cool too, Chris. We're just giving you the you're one of the dogs. So if you wanna play, you can. But, yeah, it just has to do with whether the fruit is on the inside or the seed is on the inside or the seed is on the outside is all it really has to do with. And then anything, like, you know, like, with pizza people is that's where it comes up in the pizza argument. You know, like, you eat fruit on pizza? Yeah. I actually eat quite a few fruits on pizza. Pepper is a fruit.
Tomato is a fruit. You know, it's Pineapple. Pineapple, that is a fruit. That is delicious on pizza. Great on pizza. I boiled a banana today. You bought a banana?
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Yeah. I boiled a number of bananas today. I I hear it was a good way to prevent them from rotting. Because those get boiled a little bit, they don't turn brown. What are you doing? Can't make banana bread out of them. Well, you probably still could because there's still bananas.
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You're a fruit.
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What kind of fruit are you? I have, a bag of frozen yucca. It's a tuber, like a potato replacement, cassava. You guys ever cook with the cassava, the yucca, the yucca?
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Mhmm. Y u c a? Yeah. It's kinda like a potato. Right?
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Yeah. But they don't they don't grow up in Idaho. They grow in
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closer to the Equator. You gave me wicked parts because I'm not used to eating. I'm make people in Florida eat them a lot. Yuca.
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The yuca.
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So what about a gourd?
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Is it gourd or fruit? Gourds are okay. Most gourds, you don't you don't really eat, but some are good.
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About the warty gourds.
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The warty gourds. That doesn't look like a gourd I've ever seen anyone eat, but maybe. It's a real, it's a good looking gourd. Good looking board. Yeah. That could be a maraca someday. Well, as you hold it that way right there, it looks rather phallic with an upturned head.
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This is the, the Dick Cheney Memorial livestream.
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Put this gourd away.
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We're showing your gourd off, Jim. How are we gonna sell Marcus when you try to show everybody else your big gourds?
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Right.
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Trying to attract members to the to the thing.
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I am I am not frightened by warty gourds. Doesn't
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like pineapple or coconut. Jerusalem artichokes are a fartichoke, dude. Straight up. Like, that is the only thing that's ever made me fart that bad is lentils. I am definitely not from the Mediterranean. But, yeah, I tried that which well, that's funny. I wonder if Jerusalem artichokes also from the Mediterranean food. My body is just rejectful of that shit. Like, no, bro. Don't do that again. Like No Greek? Yeah. No Greek. No Greek. I can eat I can eat all Asian, you name it, but not Greek. Goya. God. That sounds like Greek for bad for white people. Talmudic
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bean company?
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Good. Like, I could like You say the three garlic bean company?
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The Goya? Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Christy made those lentils into, like, a barbecue sauce, so it was, like, basically, like a pull it was almost like a meatloaf, basically, lentils. Yeah. Barbecue. It it was actually pretty tasty, but then, like, an hour later and Christy and I hadn't been dating very long, so I'm actually trying to pinch these fuckers off. And I'm like, I'm sitting there and all it says, like, oh god. Oh god. You're, like, you're squeezing for the all dear life. You got, like, a fucking pain coming out in your head. You're like, Jesus god. And and and I get up, and the worst part is that I'm living in a in a Winnebago. And so at some point in time, you realize that there's no fucking there's no salvaging this. This is it's coming. Like, you can't pinch you can't pinch this sound, bitch, off. This is like the fucking this is like the perfect storm in in your intestines.
And Yeah. I so I at first, I run into the bathroom. Like, excuse me. I walk I went to the bathroom. Well, the fucking bathroom's three feet from her head inside of a tin can. Yeah. Like, what do you think that sounded like? Jesus.
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Holy shit. It was like a fucking tuba that went off. Like the I was gonna say it sounded like the horn section warming up at the Cotton Club. Fog. And,
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eventually, I just give up on this. Like, I I you know, the realization that there's just no subtlety going on here on this just being a jackass. And so I go sit back down with Christy, and it's literally I'm, like, levitating. It's it's there's barely a break between the farts. My my it's just like the fucking just like I'm like, what the fuck did you give me? Are you did you poison me? Holy shit. That was gonna explode.
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So are you looking to explore noise dampening options tonight?
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Oh, fuck. I you know, that that was it it also wasn't I and my farce don't normally stink, but that wasn't great either. My stomach was not happy with Greek food. Also, motor homes are not spacious then. Yeah. Also, motor homes are not spacious. It was it was it was all bad. All bad. At some point in time, I was starting to concern us with methane with methane poisoning. I was that was becoming a real concern.
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Well, like, dead of winter, you couldn't go outside?
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No. No. It was the dead of winter too. Raining. It just pouring rain. Nothing you nothing I could do. Just like, oh god. No. She's gonna leave me tomorrow. Holy fuck. Attraction of bushes. Staying up for this. With your own funk. Oh, shit. All bad. All bad.
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That's hilarious.
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At least I hadn't discovered, so I had this I like hot sauces. And when I mean hot sauce, I mean hot sauce. And, I discovered this, Carolina Reaper and fermented black garlic. And I was like, oh, that's nice. That's nice. Well, we're it was when I buy when I bought this place well, one trip, we're going back and forth between here and Redding and tearing down this farm. And fucking Issa's Issa Christie, she, because there's, like, 30 of us, Christie's making, like, this gigantic pot of, broccoli chowder. Well, when you're cooking that big and, you know, that much, it's real hard not to burn it. And so she scorched the bottom of it, and she ends up with, like, this giant pan of scorched, broccoli chowder that was pretty much inedible.
She puts it outside, and Issa, my one pit bull, she goes up, and she doesn't normally get food aggressive. She was food aggressive. Like, she thought this was the best thing she's ever eaten. So she eats this whole fucking thing. We drive over to Redding. Well, in the middle of the night, we're laying there in this damn camper, the same Winnebago, and all of a sudden and there's, like, five other guys. So all of a sudden, it smells like raw sewage in that Winnebago. Like, just somebody's cut ass, and it's just so bad. And I'm like, oh my god. Oh god.
This woke me up out of a sleep, and I pull the covers up over my head to try and block off the smell and only then realize it's Issa that has parted like this. And she is not on top of the cover. She is under them, and I am Dutch under oven my own goddamn self. And it is so the next week is when I discover this, black fermented, black garlic and Carolina Reaper sauce. And Christy makes some, black some black bean burritos, And we do it up, and I just jam it with her. And on the way back on the way over to Redding a few hours later, we're driving along. And, honestly, the first time I farted, all of a sudden, it was just like a weird coincidence that it smelled just like horrifying, like dead raw sewage. You're like, what the fuck? And and I thought it was actual raw sewage we just passed. So I didn't think nothing of it. But then later, when I farted again and the same smell hit, like, oh, wow.
Holy shit. Woah. Woah. That's so bad. That's, like, bring tears to your eyes bad. And and and it wasn't loud like the lentil farts where they're like, that was like a like, I was playing a damn tuba. Like, this was the silent but violent. And, yeah, I totally thought this was a coincidence. So so then we go and do our work. We go to bed, and I'm under I'm laying in there, and it's cold. So Issa's once again under the covers, and her head's right next to my ass. And I ripped one in Dutch oven her, and Issa goes, and it gets up and leaves.
I fucking laughed so hard. I was waking up the other guys in the Winnebago. I've never seen a dog try and clear its nose like that. Like, oh, fuck.
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That's good shit.
[01:16:44] Unknown:
Ace of smell that.
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Their nose nose are so much more powerful than ours. I bet it was
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rough. Oh, man. Like, I've seen this dog eat fermented cow shit. Like, when I go down and clean out the barn and I start cleaning the barn out because I only do it about once a year. So when you get down to them lower layers, oh, that's fermenty. And you're like, and she'll go eat that, but this this shoe is like, Oh. Got up and left and went and slept with somebody else. I left the fucking heart. It's like, yes. Revenge.
[01:17:37] Unknown:
Yeah. I was cooking in the kitchen the other day, and and it smelled like somebody took a crap in there. I was like, oh my god, you guys. I kicked the dogs out. Then I went back to cooking, and then I left the room for a second, came back, like, twenty five minutes later, and it still smelled like a like the fart. It was disgusting. I lit a candle, trying to deal with it. And then Rachel came in, like, five minutes after that with a candle going, and she's like, oh my gosh. What happened?
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Did you immediately have, like, a guilt? Like, god, I hope she thinks it's not me. I was like, I think it was Rica. So it's I looked around for a shit, but there wasn't one. It says silent vigil, two candles.
[01:18:25] Unknown:
Yeah. Tie a little yellow ribbon around the aerosol can the Lysol can. Bring us home. Yeah. It's rough. Sometimes dog farts are the worst.
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Was it a was it a c o two detector?
[01:18:46] Unknown:
My best lighting I we got a request for fart lighting stories. My best one actually isn't my own personal fart lighting, although I was there to witness it. I I did my own, but so my it was my buddy John from high school. His best friends are just, like, six foot two Chinese, full blooded Chinese guy. His parents immigrated while his mom was pregnant. Like, he thinks that's because of drinking milk that all the all the agents like, his siblings are all tiny, and that dude used to drink, like, a gallon of milk a day. So we're, like, 17, and, Pantera's vulgar display of power video had come out. And 17, we went out and ate a bunch of Taco Bell, and I believe that, it was either Bud Ice or Ice House had just come out. So Alright. We're we're drinking yeah. You remember the ice beer era. Right? Yeah. We're on the ice.
And so we're we're hugging a bunch of ice beers, bunch of fucking Taco Bell just just tearing up our guts. Oh. And watching Pantera vulgar display of power. And John looks over at me, and he goes, can you really light your farts? I was like, fuck yeah. And John and I to this day, I don't know why exactly he did this, and I didn't have the the I was laughing too hard to think about it. But this guy, like, pulled his legs up like this, like he's gonna get burped both legs. And, like, why are you doing that? Right?
And I mean, so he's just primed himself. And he's wearing, like, baggy cut off shorts, and he fucking lights a fart, and that thing shoots out past his fucking knees. I mean, it's and then after the fact, his little flames stayed on his butt. Oh, it just kept burning. And he's like Oh, shit. Drunk as hell watching Pantera. Oh, it was great.
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That that that end flame thing, that's that's the that's what happens when you when you, you know, open the door for a the car door for a girl and then you shut the door and you walk around the back and you just kinda slide one out on the way around.
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Right.
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And then you slide in the car thinking you got away with it, and then she looks over and, like, kinda, like, smiles funny. And, like, walked in with you.
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You gotta break it off. That's that's you you gotta you know, you when you when you when you when you're walking, you can't just walk. That thing will hang with you. You gotta you gotta break it. You gotta break it off.
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You just you cut the tail. You gotta cut the tail.
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Yeah. Doesn't that give it away? Disconnect it. I guess so does, bring it in with you. It's like the Yeah. That otherwise, it just drags behind you. That's the secret to crop dusting. You know, you break it up, and then you get, like, four feet away, and then you look really tall. Maybe give a a little spin or two,
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confuse it. Oh.
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Yeah.
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It's like Casper the smelly ghost.
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So I think look crazy at any at the next person that's over there and and it's Mel's, you're like like, oh god. Like, what are you doing over there?
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Great white pope earlier was, bringing up the the uses of baking soda. I wonder if we just need to keep boxes of baking soda in our back pockets just as a deodorant.
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Just sort of, because that Mando.
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It absorbs it. Crack
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fucking deodorant. There, man. Promo code literally half of podcasting.
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Holy shit.
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They sell that shit at CBS too. I saw it a couple of weeks ago.
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What is it?
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When I was in the fucking army. Like, all body deodorant and shit like that.
[01:23:00] Unknown:
Dude, that's just like half of what you did when you were in the hotel room drunk. Like, at first, you tried to stay in the home hotel room and just get drunk and not go outside and get in trouble. So, like, that first night, it's just a bunch of fucking, like, 17 and 18 year old dudes fucking sweating testosterone and cheap alcohol and lighten their farts. Like
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But you learn real quick, don't ever light a bare ass fart.
[01:23:30] Unknown:
No. No. That's the worst. We've Never done it. Yeah. We call that we call that done rule. That was that was in a hospital. Two times I've seen John's ass on fire. The other one I the other one I did. Like, he was laying there in the fucking, he lived with me for a little bit in my first apartment, and the the thermostat went out for the whole apartment building. And rather than not working, it just went on, like, overdrive. And fucking, we're living in Richfield, Minnesota, and in the middle of winter, everybody in the building's got their fucking windows open and shit like that. And so he's got the, there's no heat out in the hallway, so the front door's open. And he's laying on his stomach half in and half out of the hallway.
And I'm filling up a Zippo lighter, and I'm only 18. You know, we're assholes. And, yeah, you gotta you gotta you gotta start the story out with that. We're, like, we're I, you're an 18 year old dude. That's that's we do stupid shit. And so I'm filling a Zippo, and then I get some fluid on me so I quit just burn it off. And then I look over at John, and I thought, yeah. Yeah. And I went over and scorched a bunch of Zippo fluid on his ass and then lit that fucking thing on fire. Went back over and sat down. And then one of the funniest parts about it was it was like a solid ten or fifteen seconds.
I was like, is this gonna fucking go out? And he just said he's just laying there like nothing's going on. And all of a sudden, he jerks like something bit him a little bit. And he looks back, and there's flames just dancing. Oh, fuck. You're cranking his ass. We'll get through the apartment.
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Scooting on the floor.
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Yeah. Like a dog would work. Like, oh, fuck.
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Oh, what we do to our friends when we're 18.
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Yeah. And we didn't have Internet or or and people weren't all carrying phones and some of the shit that we did to each other and just did period. Oh my god. I watched my older brother light a fart once through sweatpants that looped back in toward his ass like a solar flare. That's good shit, man. That's good shit.
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Is that rectal breathing?
[01:26:18] Unknown:
Oh, shit. That's that's what they call the back draft. That's that's the back draft. It's a firefighter that you're worried about.
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You're fucking set your pucker to shop vac.
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Woo. Holy shit. Yeah. We entertain ourselves without cable and Internet.
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Hell, yeah. Well and nine times out of 10, like, you do something stupid or something cool. And by the time you got to school the next day or fucking work the next day, it would have grown in proportion and let and, you know and then you could decide. It was choose your own adventure. Do I go, no. I didn't really go down like that. That's not or do you just
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be a legend?
[01:27:21] Unknown:
Right. You just let them think. You shrug. You know, it was a wild day. What are you gonna do?
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Keep the mystery alive.
[01:27:32] Unknown:
Right. I can neither confirm nor deny Yeah. While the investigation is ongoing.
[01:27:41] Unknown:
How'd you figure how'd you hear that?
[01:27:44] Unknown:
There's pending charges. I I can't. I can't. My lawyer advised me not to talk about things. Back then, it took a lot, though, to get you in trouble to actually get cops get in trouble with cops. Yeah. I mean Oh, yeah. By a lot, I mean, you had to do a lot of drugs. Like, almost anything else where we're, like, fucking where the at least Steve and Marcus and I are from, they were not about busting you. Like, when they would come up to bust, like, a there'd be a keg party somewhere, and they'd be the cops would come up like, whoop whoop. Oh, it's the police. Everybody run. You know? And then they'd all just kinda walk through and make sure nobody was passed out anywhere, and then they'd leave.
Mhmm.
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You know? That's that's that's Don't make us come back here. Yeah. If we have to come back, somebody's going to jail.
[01:28:40] Unknown:
Yeah. They they weren't about trying to really bust you like they are today. So we we we got away with some some wild ass shit. Like, oh god. I got an uncle that the cops, he got drunk once and on a bet, fucking went out riding a motorcycle in in January naked. And the cops got behind him and chased him around town because it's January in fucking South Dakota, naked on a motorcycle. And they just followed him for, like, twenty minutes, and then they just went home Laughing. They're like, this is dumb shit. Most of the time, my the cops in my
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the the cops in my high school in Sandy, Oregon, they were super cool. Like, they'd even if you were messed up sitting in your car, they would, like, pull out your your pipes and in Sandy.
[01:29:31] Unknown:
I lived in Sandy. Yeah. Dude, I briefly worked at aiolas.
[01:29:35] Unknown:
Oh, shit. Awesome. Yeah. Really? When was that?
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2001.
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Crazy. Yeah. Where'd you you live out there?
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Yeah. Well yeah. I lived there, sort of, and then I lived up on the golf course in Welch's. Oh, cool. And, I had a buddy's house that I was at more often than not. They lived up in a government camp. Yeah.
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Spent a lot of time up there. Smoked my first, Northern Lights.
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Yeah. I worked at Paola's Pizza and Rasta
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for sure. Great place. Used to go in there, like, all the time. They had, like, all the all these cool toys hanging from the ceiling. It was like an old barn
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pizza place. Yep. Big ass fucking bar with a little shitty dive bar attached to it.
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Go play Outrun. Like, an ancient, Outrun game.
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Yeah. That was great.
[01:30:41] Unknown:
Yep. Do you have did you ever hear of a officer King? He's a cop in Sandy, and he was a Yeah. Yeah. Asshole. Serious asshole. Like, apparently, like, when he was a rookie, it was, like, maybe fifteen or twenty years before I I dealt with him. But he, like, went up to a to bust a high school party. It was like a senior graduation party, and it was a, like, a a gravel pit or just, you know, a spot up the mountain. He goes up there to kinda bust him, and they all just, like all the high school kids, like, beat the crap out of him, stole his gun, and locked him in his car in the trunk, and then took off.
And, I don't know if they if he kept his gun, whatever, but, like, that that's pretty embarrassing for a cop, and, like, the guy never got over it. And so he was mad. No. You don't usually get over that. That that that will piss a person off. Yeah. He hated high school kids too, like, so bad. Like, all of my friends hated him. I'm I hadn't really had any major dealings with him, but he lived right down the road from my friend. It was, like, down this, like, big, big hill. And, they're like, he's down there. That's where we live. Let's go egg him. And I was like, sure. That sounds like fun.
Like, I'm gonna walk in the truck. You know? And we got we got two dozen eggs and, like, drove by, and it was it was the lights were all off. They start they started pelting his house with eggs. Then, like, all the lights start turning on, and, like, we took off up the road. We're all off. Run away. Run away. And then we came back, like, two hours later. We we thought, you know, want to, like, see the damage. You know? Like, how well did we get him? Like, by now, he's he's not looking out the window. So we drive by. Statistically,
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criminals always return to the scene.
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Oh my god. We we could see the silhouette of a man peeking through the the blinds. Like, the light was on in his room. He's peeking through the blinds. Like, oh, crap. He spotted my truck and somehow must have known it was me because
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he Guilt just radiating off of your your testosterone ridden fucking
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Yeah. I was at a party with, like, a 150 people. It's a huge party. And, like, this girl, my friend, she had her her brother was at home, and he was, like, outside of high school, older kid, like, football player, you know, like, the quarterback when he was going to school there. Like, blonde hair, mister handsome athlete guy, and she was sort of like a we called them the, they they they used to listen to the Cure. They were like the dark goth girls, but they were like rich kids kind of.
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And, this party is raging on, and he got tired of it. More kids can't afford to be goth. That's too much makeup, too much clothes. You have to be able to shop at Hot Topic.
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Drinking Robitussin, getting high, all that stuff. So he comes down out down to the porch, and he's got a shotgun, and he goes, blam, blam, blam into the air. Like, then he goes back up into his room and locks the door. And then, like, fifteen or twenty minutes later, the place is just surrounded in cops, and they all, like, go through diving. And guess who was the only person who got an MIP at that whole party of a 150 people is me by officer King. Freaking guy. Everybody else, they got, like, got away.
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You know it. You've got z when you get zeroed in on too. That's the worst part. Like, if you've like, you've never been pulled over or anything like that. When they zero in on you, you know. It's like a goddamn tractor beam. You're like, you know, once again, you got the fart less. You gotta break that off. Like, no. No.
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You got the most important person award, MIP?
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MIP, minor in possession.
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By. Oh, okay.
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Okay. I wasn't holding anything. I, like, was, like, running. Like, everybody's, like, running in different directions, and some people are leaving. Some people are just, like, standing there. And I, like, ran into this room, and there was no exit. I, like, look around, and I was like, oh, shit. This was more planning. Sit down on on the couch in the room.
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Yeah. Jim's like, where the fuck where the fuck is where the fuck is my board identity map of the fucking building? So I can research my route out.
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I wasn't even that messed up. There was a lot of people there online. Yeah. Yeah. It was a it was a hell of a party.
[01:35:23] Unknown:
They don't even have parties like that anymore. Like, the kid like, I've actually seen online where kids are talking about like that. Like, that's like that never kind of shit never really happened. Like, no. You guys just, like, cops are about busting everything now and actually actually putting charges on people. You can't do shit like that no more. Oh, that sucks.
[01:35:43] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. I had friends like, Rudy. Rudy, he was like a stoner kid. He was in my grade, but he was he he got flunked, like, three times. So he was, like, quite a bit older. And he was like, Rudy Coriolis. And Rudy was smoking weed since he was, like, 11. And so he was just, like, kind of not there. He was kind of kind of a retard, if you don't mind the, the word. And, he was like, he has on so much acid
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that he was, like, driving it and I are fine with it, but we're trying to keep Marcus pure, Jim. You said Rudy was fire retardant? Are fine with it, but we're trying to keep Marcus pure. He was So he was start telling to cover his ears before you say shit like that, man.
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He was retarded. He was he was like
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See, Marcus. Marcus.
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Earmuffs. Earmuffs.
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I got it. Rudy was fire retardant.
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Yeah. That's what it was.
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That's right. He never he never burned except for he burned weed all the time. But, yeah, anyway, he he was he was on so much acid that he was driving through town, and he and he just, like, pulled off to the side of the road right, like, in front of the Safeway and just sitting in his car, like, looking at stuff and, like, getting all excited. And the cop came and was like, what are you doing in here? And he's like, oh, yeah. Well, I've been thinking about it. I wanna, like, take these tires off and, like, swap them around, and then he just, like, said all this weird stuff. And the cop's like, well, okay.
Well, as long as you're not drinking. And then he let him go. I was like, Rudy, how'd you get away with that? I mean, I guess you can't tell except for somebody's eyeballs. Yeah. Another friend of mine on on, he took acid all the time. And, the cops picked him up at a just on the side of the street, and he thought that they were gonna bust him for being on drugs. And so they and he was, like, so high. They're like, come on. Get in the car, and he did. They took him to the police station, and the whole time, he thought they were gonna say something. He didn't say a word. Like like, he, like, he knew he was doing something wrong. But, like, he was just, like, scared to death. And they brought him in and sat him down, and they put a video in the VCR, and they were like, who is this? And there was a video of a guy shoplifting from 07:11.
And it was the mayor of of Sandy's son was shoplifting, and he was like, I don't know. And they're like, okay. You can go. And they let him go, And he was like, I was so I was so messed up. Like, the walls were moving. I could barely talk. And they were like, who is this? Who's this guy? Like, they knew who it was. Just so just so weird. Mhmm. Fucking with kids.
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So I had a video of him, but it wasn't him.
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No. It was a video of the mayor's son of the town.
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It's always rich people doing that just casual stealing like that. I think it's so they can feel alive. Like, I worked at sex world when I was, like, 20 in Minneapolis. It's this giant, like, five story warehouse that's just filled with sex stuff. And I just took a security job in a couple nights a week, there. And it was pretty cool. If you caught somebody stealing and you chased them down, they had two options. They either you called the cops or they paid three times what the item was worth, and then they got their picture taken and put on the wall of shame. And then the security guard got one third of it, and the cashier got one third of it, and the store got the, you know, the price of the item. And, every guy that ever the whole time I was there, which I never caught anybody, I I nobody ever tried stealing was there. I don't think I did a good job looking inconspicuous as I was walking around.
Like, number one, I'm just shocked by everything around me for a start. So right. But, the everybody that ever did it had the money to pay the three times. Like, they just and some of these items were expensive. One of the guys was a rich dude in a suit, and he tried to steal the giant black strap on off one of the mannequins out front. And he got, like, half a block away with it running with this thing. It was probably, like, $500.
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So is that the type of place where you go to buy a gag gift for a friend?
[01:40:34] Unknown:
You know, there was gag gifts there for sure. I mean, the place had everything. It was like like I said, it's five stories. It even had, like, a in a case, a copy of Debbie Does Dallas, like a fucking in a v original special case, an original copy and all that. But they had a floor that was just art. They had a floor that was, like, more like costumes and shit like that. They had a floor that was, like, intense, like, b, d, s, and m gear that was, you know, like, the stocks that they used to put people in in medieval shit, all kinds of weird shit. Like, the bottom two floors were the more normal stuff that run-in the mill, just a whole lot of different dildos. A lot of dildos.
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I wonder who opens a store like that. Who owns a store like that? A Jew. A rabbi?
[01:41:29] Unknown:
Yeah. Right?
[01:41:33] Unknown:
Yeah. So I was wondering earlier. I mean, you're talking about throwing eggs at a person's house. I was kind of, reminded of a a incident that might have been considered a hate crime where there was a Back when life was so cheap that throwing eggs and toilet paper at thy enemy
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was, a viable solution.
[01:41:55] Unknown:
Well, leaving pork rinds on someone's lawn might be considered a a hate crime today if they're not, a country, and they can't have pork. But but if if you're throwing eggs at a vegan's house, it might be offensive on a different level. So I wanted to explore the, aquafaba option. Have you heard of this?
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Yes. Aqua?
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I think I heard Christy say that she Yeah. She's a I got Christy with this one. Garbanzo
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bean. Like, you take this the like, a can of garbanzo beans or chickpeas, whatever you wanna call it. But when you pour off that liquid, you can whip that, and it turns into, like, a meringue.
[01:42:32] Unknown:
So the the the the frothy solution that sits on the top of a of a well aged can of garbanzo beans apparently could be whipped up into a frenzy and used in a vegan dessert.
[01:42:48] Unknown:
Wow. Is it is it sweet or savory?
[01:42:52] Unknown:
I can't make it either way.
[01:42:56] Unknown:
How do you find out if you can make that stuff? You're just getting bored with beans?
[01:43:02] Unknown:
When you're a vegan and you run out of options and you're bored with all the things that you can eat, you're creative. Or when you're poor and you have only certain things available to you, you figure it out with what you have.
[01:43:15] Unknown:
She uses the dessert topping. So if they run out of, like, a whipped cream, they wanted a vegan option, something that's not without the milk in it. The cream. Without the cream. Right. Right. Yeah. Like, connects earlier to our chat request about, how to consume beans without having the the, base boosted after effect on this while sitting on the throne.
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Very true.
[01:43:47] Unknown:
There's a a there's, like, a pill called the benal or something that you can take that'll help to to reverse the process a little bit.
[01:43:57] Unknown:
You know, I've heard that you can if you soak your beans,
[01:44:00] Unknown:
like, soak it for, like, a day or something, a day and a half,
[01:44:03] Unknown:
and it it, like, kinda starts the process of, like, them sprouting just like the tiniest bit, but you don't let them sprout. You just you start start soaking up to it. Kinda gets the the mojo going and Damn it, Damn it, Publix. They eat that enzyme that makes you gassy.
[01:44:24] Unknown:
Yeah. I've heard such stories. Lentils will never be had in my house again. I'm not fucking Greek. I'm not from the crazy Mediterranean. My biome has not developed to eat their foods.
[01:44:40] Unknown:
That's alright. So you haven't tried the aquafaba option?
[01:44:48] Unknown:
Aqua I do like garbanzo beans. Yeah. I like hummus,
[01:44:51] Unknown:
actually. Hummus is great. Yeah. Yeah. But it's good. But beans,
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Interesting. Well, it's chickpeas. Chickpeas. Mhmm. Garbanzo beans. Yeah. I like beans also. Although I find that damn it, Bubba. You fuckhead. I I find that as a you know how a lot of people like to have, like, a a meat substitute. It doesn't usually, I don't have that kind of thing going on. But if I do, like, with, like, biscuits and gravy, you can't just have the white gravy with nothing in it. So we'll put mushrooms in there as, like, a a replacement for the meat.
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The black bean black bean burger.
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All love black burgers. But most of the places that serve them, they've taken the black bean burger out in favor of get the fuck away from my fucking hot chocolate. They've taken the black bean burgers out and replaced them with that, like, better than whatever or impossible burger. I can't believe it's not beef.
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I don't trust that at all.
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Aquafaba is more than just bean water. It's bean water. It's a it's a magical incantation. You just, just, you aquafaba aquafaba aquafaba, whip it up, and now you've got a delicious vegan dessert. It's culinary.
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There's another word. Add it to your homunculus.
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This is something that girls invented to eat. Like, girls are the only ones that no dude on earth ever ever was like, let's eat quinoa. Like, chicks are like, oh, this tastes like dirt. You know what? It's a superfood. We're gonna make sure you should you need to eat this at least once a week. Why? Because it's good for you. It's a it's a superfood. It don't taste super.
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Then they laugh and they laugh because you believed them.
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Yeah. Yeah. Like like like, women will put anything in their mouth. They're very good for the gut. Like, no. What what about quiche? Quiche is, with the eggs and, I I don't mind quiche. I'm not a real fan of it for some reason even though I like all the ingredients. And but it's it's it's pretty good.
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The word quiche sounds gross.
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Yeah. Christie makes quiches sometimes.
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Like, they're pretty good, but the word doesn't sound appetizing and delicious to me. It needs a different name, Certainly. Change. It sounds like a some sort of, like, snot sort of
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Usually, the funny thing about that is usually that's I can tell that's when we're running out of food. Right? Because, obviously, there there's usually an abundance of eggs around here, so she'll start making, like, quiches and shit like that. Things with just, like, primarily egg. And and that's gonna be what we're gonna eat is be a lot of beans, a lot of rice, and a lot of eggs because I when I get beans and rice, I or I order black beans and, things like that in, like, five gallon buckets and the same thing with jasmine rice. I get jasmine rice.
That one's I think this is delicious, but I get five gallon buckets of that, but we got that in abundance. That's good.
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I occasionally have the the midnight beans.
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Yeah. Women when women made up eating kale. Nobody thinks kale tastes good.
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Well, see, I mean, I'm reminded I'm reminded of Joe Rogan selling a whole generation of men that the magic bullet blender system because he was telling everyone that he was a big fan of the the leafy greens, and he put them in. And, yeah, maybe add a pair or two and some water, and he drink that every day with the kale and the the leafy greens. And it's just like, it's just a slurry of
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greenness without any, like, goodness in it. Christy, this is gonna cause problems because they don't have the the components in their in her body to neutralize oxalic acid correctly. And that's how you get kidney stones is is that you got too much oxalic acid and then it neutralizes with calcium if you don't have the other components to neutralize it. So it'll automatically then start bonding with calcium to fucking reach a zero point, and that's and develop into stones. So, like, people like that, they can't drink a whole bunch of leafy greens like that. Mhmm. And kale was never good. It's just it's always been horrible. I had a guy staying with me once, and the guy was a real. He was a fatty, and he was constantly eating. The guy literally, we had to yell at him because he'd get up at two in the morning, and he'd be sitting there crunch crunching chip bags and shit.
And so he asked me to get him a snack once when he went when we went to town because we were we had we made sure there was no snacks in the house, and he asked me to get a snack. And I get to town, and I find a bag of kale chips, and I bring them to him. And I'm like, dude, I found this super awesome nutritious snack that you're just gonna love. Everybody thinks these are the best. They're actually good. And he sat there, and he's eating it. And he's he's like, yeah. These are good. And I was like, finally, I looked at him. I was like, dude, you're a fucking liar. Nobody likes kale. That shit is horrifying. And he just dropped the bag. Like, the whole time, he was just trying not to offend me by by fake eating this kale. Like, oh my god.
Nobody likes the taste of kale. Mhmm. It's horrifying.
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Yes. Kundalini king poop is not food. Poop is not food. But Snake Jones in the house. But
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the best food crumbs grows out of poop. So
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That's true. Everything's poop. I mean, at some level. Like, every My wife,
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Poop is literally the ninth level of hell for her. Mhmm. And you hear her saying, uh-huh. And, like, anything that's been touched by poop in her mind has now been tainted for life like it's got the demon on it. Yeah. And then very Like burned again. Like, literally, when we first started dating, everything in my house gets touched by poop. If you take it outside, the whole outside is poop. That's what happens when you have animals. They just poop everywhere. And so anything that got touched by poop, any dish, my wife would just throw away. She And then at the time, she was, doing massage in town, and, she'd go to work, I would dig the dishes back out of the trash, wash them, put them back in the fucking cupboard.
You know? And I and I was wondering how long it was gonna take her to realize that we would have run out of dishes long ago if that was not the case. But, I blocked these things out. Yeah. She just blocks them out. But just The fine China. Despite poop being the ninth level of hell, she is the queen of this is just that's all this farm is. Like, when I go to do my gardening, I haul in three different kinds of poop from all around the farm, and I go around and acceptable. Yeah. Alpaca poop is the most,
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mellow of the poops for sure. Ben, you have poop on your shoes right now.
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Oh, there is definitely at least four different kinds of poop on my shoes as we speak. And on my pants, I have only just put this sweater on, so it might only have one.
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I know. I since I got rid of my goats, I haven't had poop on my shoes all the time. Like, you know, if you're a farmer, you've got poop on your shoes. It's just the way it goes.
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I was a poor kid, so I didn't have, chore shoes. I just had one pair of shoes, and they used to make me keep them outside of class. And I was, like, the only white kid in class when when school had to walk around here with his just socks on. Like, no. You can't ring those in the classroom.
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You're you're working. Working, man.
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I guess if we wanna talk about intersectionality, I'd like to bring up
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an intersection. It's that is is gross, but the fact is is you've gotta understand that everything is the bay that is the basis of life is pooping dead things. Like, literally, the the thing that's going on is is it's getting transformed from what it was alive into component pieces so it can build life for other things. And that's that's literally the way the whole system works, just period. Is is things get put together in a life form, things break it apart, and new life forms come out of those component pieces. Mhmm.
That's why we're basically, oh, what is that? A drearium? No. The thing with that you just seal up, you put plants in it, and you seal Terarium? Terrarium.
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A terrarium. It's in a ouroboros with a poop on one end and a fruit on the other.
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Like a herb medically sealed jar, and then you let things grow in it in sort of its own climate.
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Yeah. And it just starts its own life cycle that feeds. And and you can even do this just with water. They call it the arkaeus of water Mhmm. Where you ferment water. From that from that, things will grow. Those things eat, and then new things will start growing that eat the last things and develop their whole civilization off the last things, and then the new things eat the last things, and on so on and so forth. And that's just the that's just the life cycle of everything here. And and everything the life of everything on this plan on this place is, just living off of the death of other things.
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I've got several jars that I I go to Yeah. I heard we pretty tank them. Go grab grab some water and some dirt from the river and maybe a couple leaves and put the lid tied on the jar, but make sure there's some room for air and put it up on your shelf, not in direct sunlight, but somewhere where it gets light. And, come back and look at it in a few months, and it's beautiful. You can see all kinds of stuff living in there. There's, like, a whole system. I've got several jars from several different rivers and lakes and stuff, and a couple of them I've had for a year years, and there's still, like, a system growing around in there. Like, you'll you'll come and look and be like, I don't think I remember getting these little little mollusk looking things, little, little worms, little slugs, all crude about Dick Cheney again.
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Little worm.
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Little worm. Thing is is is what you start understanding is, like, in an esoteric sense. Like, this is what they're talking about when and and I understand that they like to promote it as the evil, like, the seeds of the destruction are sown in the in the life of it, but that literally applies for everything. Like, the the the seeds of the things destruction, as soon as you as soon as you quit growing, as soon as you die, then the the decomposition whether you're in a sealed environment or not is gonna start. 100%.
No. We aren't Jenkom experts. We're just aware of it. We, we're we're we're aware of most of those type of things, and that one is particularly hilarious where people are fermenting their their their own poo and keeping it and then huffing it. What? Yeah. It's called. They keep, like, whole they write down what they eat and everything on the jar, and they'll go in there. And supposedly, the different things that you eat give you different, effects. But you go in and you ferment your own poo, and then you go in and you take the lid off the jar and huff it, and it's supposed to get you super high, supposedly. Established that that's my ninth circle of hell. That just, like, established a whole new circle. My wife says that that is if she was to if she if she was to believe into the Christian world and she doesn't, that if they were to send her to hell, that this is what they would force her to do.
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Jenkham hasn't been in chat for a while. Maybe Jenkham will show up later and say hello.
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Yeah. Yeah. This is not, at this point in time, I would like to recommend weed. Hey. Hey. You know, just just just just just just some some weed. It'll be okay. If you need something that strong, go with that. Legal in most states.
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What's going on in South Dakota, though? I think they have some concerns about usage there.
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Of cannabis?
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Yeah. There's, like, an anti cannabis crusade going on for five years.
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Oh, I know. The cannabis the cannabis law system has been a weird, weird wild ride. So probably fifteen years ago now, it's been quite a while. Actually, South Dakota was the first state that had that almost legalized cannabis, and it failed. And it was during the election where they had that real thing where they were saying all the machines were infected, and they were making them vote 49 or they were making it come out forty nine fifty one for whatever proposition they wanted and shit, and that all these machines were hacked. So it happened on that year, the first year of those type of machines, and cannabis lost forty nine fifty one. One guy on a bike, and it wasn't even medical. It was before medical of anybody or anything. He just went around and fucking is like, yeah. We should be legal, man.
So that happened. Well, then it came up again, and I went to that's what I went to prison for was this cannabis in South Dakota. I had moved from Colorado to South Dakota, and I was using it for, my seizures. And, for a personal amount, they they gave they gave me years in prison. Like, just a QP, just crazy. And they acted like I was Pablo Escobar or something. So, when I got out of prison, one of the first one of the things that I did was go around and collect up the signatures and help collect up the signatures to get, at the very least, medical put on the ballot. And we got enough signatures.
The the attorney general of South Dakota ripped them up and threw them in the trash can, and that was admitted to in court. And it's not like, you know, they chastised him, but it's not like they do anything. So, like, two or three times that shit happened. And then finally, this last time, it got legalized. But also, in between then, hemp overwhelmingly passed in South Dakota. It's a very agricultural state, and that that would have been a real nice new cash crop. And so, yeah, normalized, I agree. Not legalized. We'll just decriminalize. Just take it off the criminal schedule altogether. It's a plant. Leave it the fuck alone. So I agree with what you're saying there.
But, I went around and got the medical signatures. Well, then they okay. So then hemp overwhelmingly got voted in Something like 95%. Just crazy. Christy Noem vetoed it and said and then she said it was because her officers weren't trained to tell the difference between hemp and cannabis, and it left too much, room open for cannabis, and then cannabis legalized as soon as she left. Medical or or recreational? Medical. I don't believe recreational was in available in South Dakota yet, but medical is.
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No. The news story I was reading here is basically saying that 10/22/2025, the South Dakota Medical Marijuana Oversight Committee held a meeting, and Pierre, the chairwoman of the panel
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We're not French. Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. Pierre. We're not French. We're not gay, Marcus.
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Pirie Pirie's Peter. Cody. So she opened the meeting with the insurance that they were not tasked with determining if the medical cannabis program should exist in the first place, and then they followed up with out of state horror stories, people who didn't live in the state. Examples of the horror stories were, formaldehyde laced cannabis with the effects equivalent to PCP
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do with the rest of us?
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I don't know. And then stories of people selling or, forging signatures to get, medical license for purchase and then re sign the product in the black market for $10,000 a week. Apparently, of product that's really only worth about $300. So there's a lot of outright
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lies and bad locations. An outright lie, like, $10,000 a week. Like, at this point, cannabis on a commercial level is $200 a pound. Yeah. Like
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Sucks.
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And and and if you're talking they made 10,000, you would have to punch out so many pounds because you're not making shit for profit on $200.
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I never knew anybody that got, weed laced with PCP without knowing it first. I mean, people people paid for that. They didn't they didn't get get tricked into getting it.
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Well, formaldehyde is embalming fluid, Radio Shack or Radio Shack. Yeah. Formaldehyde is embalming fluid. And, yeah, that's getting wet. And I have never done it, and, like Jim said, I've never, when my kids when my kids were growing up, when they hit the age where they were gonna start experimenting with drugs, I took real weed. I didn't I wasn't open with my kids with the marijuana. I think it's an adult thing unless your kid has seizures or something like that. But when it came time where where they obviously were gonna start experimenting, I showed them what good cannabis looks like, what it smells like. If it don't smell and look like this, then you need to you need to stay the fuck away from it. If if, if you wanna try something and you're there's just no way you're not gonna try it, come home and try it where you're safe.
And then at least you know what the reaction should be. So that way at a party, if something's going sideways, you go ahead and you go ahead and call me, and I'm not saying I'm gonna be peachy about it. You know, I'm not gonna lie about that, but you're gonna be safe. I will come get you. It'll be okay.
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Don't wanna be purchasing pencil shavings and oregano.
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Yeah. That's a good way to pierce. Smoking it, lighting it up. Right. I think it's a realistic way. You know?
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Yep.
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Yeah. It's kinda right down the middle there. Education. You're you're not collecting them. You're educating them. Yeah. Absolutely.
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You know, the same way I felt felt about them having sex, I didn't tell them anything about it, but I just I stifled it as best I could with the understanding that there is gonna be no stopping it. If I try to clamp down, it's probably gonna make it worse.
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Oh, yeah.
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So you just set up bumper guards is all you're doing. You're basically setting up bumper rails. You're gonna do this shit anyways. Let's try and keep you alive, keep you safe, and, let you make your dumb choices. To to imagine that they aren't gonna make the dumb choices is just absolutely foolish. And, yeah, Crow is putting out a lot of good material. He's just that's a that's a good show. Yeah. Absolutely. Rose 777. Rose, the manager. Crow was in the chat earlier. But, yeah, same same old shit, different decade. Exactly. To imagine your kids aren't gonna go out as we're telling stories and doing stupid ass things and having fun and partying. And to imagine your kids aren't gonna do stupid things is just asinine. Like, what did you forget what you were like? What do you think you tell you to them stories about you at 17 all hormoned out and nowhere to go and put that energy? And you you think that your kids aren't gonna have the same, make some bad choices and do some things, that that's just foolish in my opinion.
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I was reading reports. I was reading reports allegedly of certain high, businessmen, high businessmen who became politicians, and they they were talking about heroin use. I don't know. Oh, look at that. Something you're familiar with. Corporate heroin use? Oh, yeah. It might be,
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That seems very odd. I mean, in that normal like, heroin, it tends to take away your drive.
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Yeah. And and it's it's one of those things where people get addicted to it, but then they can't get it very easily. So it becomes their their whole life is, like, in searching for it. Yeah. You can't just, like, pick some up easy and then go live your life. You'd have to, like
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like, call around till somebody's got it and then go I mean, I think I think there's enough other things now that mimic it, you know, like, Xanax or
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Mhmm.
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Oxys and things like that, enough opioid derivatives that, you know, that they can probably at least is probably not as bad as it was thirty years the same as it was thirty years ago, whether you had heroin or you didn't have nothing. You know? It's not like, it's not like cocaine where you could possibly get some speed or possibly get some other things to, like, heroin was kind of its own thing back then. Now they've flooded the market with pharmaceuticals mimicking it like a mad like mad.
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Yeah.
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So how do we pronounce the letter x like Xanax?
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It's all like Xanax. Bill Billy heroin.
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That hard x.
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You gotta axe the question.
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Well, Joe Rogan had asked the question of Elon Musk because, again, I don't know if you guys keep up with every episode of the Joe Rogan stream. Elon had gone back on to talk to Rogan again recently within the last few days, and I skipped to the part where they were talking about AI music. Apparently, there's a
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lot of computer made artificially intelligent music. Yeah. Didn't you just get that saying that it was the best music out there? Yeah. That's good. AI stuff with the best stuff.
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Because x, you know, formally Twitter. So Twitter was t w w t r, so you could add whatever, extra vowels you wanted to in there to pronounce it however you wanted to. That was a time when everything was like flicker. It was like remove the e, just add the r. But they were talking about, artificial intelligence and artistic creative expression in terms of music. One of the AI artists was x a n I a. So it was, like, Zania, like, named after Xanax or something. Color Shauna or, like, Shania. Like, how do you pronounce the x? Like, the unpronounceable AI artist.
But he was playing him, I think, a 50¢ song in the style of some other public domain music from a hundred years ago or something. So impressed.
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Radio Sack is saying when you're hooked on the, when you're on the horse, it will heroin that, pharmaceutical don't cut it except for Fenny. Mhmm. My, my best friend, my partner, Brian, he's, he he died from Fenny once. He got went back when they were before everybody was doing straight Fenny when they were just cutting things with it and they would overcut things, and you didn't know what you were getting during that really dangerous. Actually, I think it's probably less dangerous now because at least they know what they're getting. You know, back then when they were using it as a cutting agent, that that really was a fucking Russian roulette.
But all the kit all the guys down on all the homeless down there now, they'll let like, if they stop stop and ask you for something, it's usually Fannie. Straight up. And lots of them carry the,
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the the shot with them. You know, the the antidote for the Fenny. I forget what it's called. Oh, dude. It's, Narcan. Narcan.
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Yeah. There's even a whole thing where some of the really hardcore ones will purposely overdose in order to get brought back by the Nar and then get brought back by the Narcan on purpose. Like, that's supposed to they talk about how that's, like, the the the the you've reached God level. Yeah. I mean, like, we're super this house. There's we have a Narcan here. When we bought this house to somebody at some point in time at that lived in this house thought that they needed a Narcan sitting around.
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The worst thing about that drug fentanyl is just that people are and they're, like, passing out, standing around, walking around, and but they don't lay down. They're like like they look like zombies. And it's it's specific to that, to fentanyl, but it's just, like, terrifying when you see, like, bunch of people standing around like that. It's like,
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Dude, when they're not quite to that level, they'll walk around and air punch. We got one that just walks out into traffic and starts attacking your cars. Sometimes he has weapons. Sometimes he don't. They'll they'll, like, just stop and start yelling at things on the sidewalk or or out into the air. Like, holy fuck.
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Sounds like he's mixing meth, fentanyl, and, schizophrenia.
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We got some of those. It's most of the homeless around here are, some shade of that. Oh, yeah. I said, you weren't in here yet, and I was telling the story about Brian went to the head shop, and the guy in front of him was having an argument with an unseen entity about whether he should eat this unknown black thing off of the ground. And he didn't know what it was. Nobody knew what it was. And he's arguing with the thing, and the the the unseen person was the one arguing against it. Like, that's the one that was making logical sense. Like, no. Don't don't eat things off the ground that you don't know what they are, dude. So why Jim ain't cricket?
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Wow. Yeah. The only thing was his was his butt.
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Eventually, the guy wins and just picks it up and eats it. And Brian is just like, it never nobody ever figured out what it was. He didn't inspect it. He just chucked it in and just go, oh, good enough. Floor. It's it's gotta be good.
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That's that's disgusting. The I've got a a homeless camp that's a couple of blocks away from my shop. Like, the city decided that down in our area was the best area for the homeless camp. And so there's a lot of kids trucking up and down. Like, there's no there's no, like, convenience stores or even soda machines anywhere near the homeless camp. So they they go trucking, you know, almost a mile, maybe a mile and a half away every day to go get a soda or whatever where whatever they're gonna do. So they walk by. But there's there's all there's all kinds of mental illness.
No. Like, there's this one guy, stick ninja is what we were calling him kind of because he always had a big stick. Swinging around. Yeah. Took his shirt off and swinging around. And so he was he for a while, he was, like, fighting with this, like, demonic entity. I mean, like, he was having this argument, like, violent argument, and he was shouting. And, like, it was, like, both parts of the argument you could hear, and, like, one of them didn't even sound like his voice. It was just crazy. And he was, like, going up and down the road hitting, like, street signs, and I could hear the neighbors, like, shutting their windows and stuff. And I was like I was like, this is this kinda got this has gotta end. So I called the cops, and I was like, hey. There's a guy. You maybe should come and check him out. He's he's acting real violent.
I I don't, you know, I don't I don't think he's safe for people that live in this neighborhood. Just come come drive by and and check him out. And, so just kind of waiting around a little bit, and then then the cops come. So he's like as I'm waiting, he's, like, going up and down the street, across the street, and then he comes back on my side. And then he goes back, and he's, like, fighting and get he's getting violent. And then I see the cops come pulling up, and he's gone. Like, totally gone. Disappeared. And they another cop car drives back the other way. They're, like, look all around.
And then all of a sudden, he pops his back out, and he's, like, swinging a stick. And I I think that he was I think he got warned. I think the demonic entity that is that was playing with him.
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It was like little kids when you're out playing fucking street hockey. Like, goddamn it.
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But, I mean, I he didn't see the cops coming. They they would've they would've seen him jump off the road. It was like he was there for forty five minutes, and then then he left, came back after the cops were gone. And then about a week or two later, I was leaving the shop, and he yelled at me for calling the cops on him. Like, there's no way he would have known that it was me. He didn't see he wasn't even there for the cops. It was bizarre. Yeah. It was pretty weird. I was, after listening to a lot of, Jerry Marzynski, it seemed like that was what was going on. He was getting, he's communicating with some sort of entity there who was fighting with him, sucking off his energy, you know, taking advantage of it.
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Poor Jerry. We do like Jerry. We scare Jerry, but we like him. Yeah. If they commit no crime, they can't take him in, and they they really, in California here, they really press that where they've got a really kinda per commit a pretty heavy crime before they fuck with them. They pretty much just leave them to do like, you if you go shopping in Eureka, they'll walk into stores and just outright steal things. They don't even try and hide it. They just walk in and grab shit and walk out.
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It's like, Laura Loomer walking into a Pentagon press briefing. Oh, she got a pass, though, so she's allowed. That's the world we live in.
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What Laura?
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She's got a press pass to enter the Pentagon briefings. So they're all She fighting up.
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Fighting with the demonic weird how many,
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Internet famous people, got are in the White House doing things at this point. Oh my gosh. Yeah. We're What's up, Molly? Hour.
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It is strange, but it makes sense. And I think it all started with Twitter and making, Dick Cheney jokes.
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I
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mean, there were some there were some clever headlines. I mean, everyone was getting in on the jokes. There was, ABC News was doing a report on Dick Cheney versus Colin Powell, and one of the guys had the, the to describe, his in my time book, and the caption reads, in his new book, Dick Cheney unloads on dot dot dot. It's like all the sort of puns and jokes that Dick Cheney enabled. It's sort of just funny. It was like a dick punching bag, and they could just keep punching at them up or down and all around.
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Well, it's such a weird thing too because most people would have considered the Reagan presidency, basically, that Reagan was, puppet for Bush.
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Mhmm.
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And that, the only reason that, Nixon because you can find the pictures where Nixon basically dubs, Reagan and unites him. And, Reagan was basically the front face for Bush because Bush was absolutely unelectable. That's why, you know, he only won one term, just unelectable. And so most people considered him the face of Bush. That's interesting then that his son becomes basically the puppet of Cheney. And a lot of people would call that the Cheney presidency rather than the Bush presidency. He was kinda just the the front face, man. There's. I make up words.
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Absolutely. He was the look over here. Look over here. Yeah. Of of the magician's hand.
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Yeah. Well, Cheney Cheney was doing all the fucking back the dirt behind the scenes.
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Meanwhile, deep underground, Dick Cheney.
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Cheney's looking up at us right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely not, not sad to see that one go. Is Kissinger dead yet?
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I don't know if he's been confirmed alive or dead. I'm just going to vice president quail dot com to see if that's still a website.
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Yeah. Kissinger died too. That's, a lot of your, real big wigs from that, nineties era. Nineties, early two thousands. A lot of the the big name players there are starting to fucking pass off. Yeah. Interesting. So you know what that means. Forty years from now, we we get the, we get the foyer releases from all these guys' bullshit. Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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Perhaps. Yeah. Sporos is definitely getting up there too. He's gonna kick he's gonna kick off anytime soon. So, again, I just saw Nancy Pelosi saying that, that was excellent with Beth on, on with tomato earlier. Two very lovely ladies having a fantastic discussion. It's good stuff. Nancy Pelosi decided not to rerun in this next curve. They're they're not she's not gonna she's not gonna go out like Feinstein where they gotta wheel her up, and she's like, And everybody's gotta vote for her. Oh. And I got to imagine McConnell's probably about done too. Like, they got that guy's gotta have somebody on each side of him just to fucking just so we can walk at this point.
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Mhmm.
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It's just crazy. It's just crazy. Like and and people don't bat an eye about it.
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Well, it's interesting because it almost mimics what's happening in entertainment also. Like, the big name icons who aren't being replaced, they're dying off now. And, you know, you got, like, Ozzy Osbourne and guys at that level, which have, like, worldwide renowned. Bruce Willis. It's it's interesting because then you look, and just like with Hollywood, they haven't had any new ideas, new good things. They're like, everything is is just a a rerun. And politics, I really see the same way. It's interesting because a lot of big name speakers that is the biggest names, they've all been around for, like, forty fucking years, and there's not really anybody to replace them. Like, even now, when Trump when Trump, gets out of office, I don't know who the Republicans would put up. I I suppose fucking probably, Santos or whatever his name is from Florida there. He's probably one of the dominant leaders, but they but fucking Trump didn't even feel like he needed to join the primaries or anything. He's just like, no. I'm not gonna go to those debates. I'm not I'm not really fighting against those people. They're they're they're we I don't know what they're doing. They're not running for president.
Right. And the Democrats, they don't I I suppose Newsom's probably their strongest, but they don't have any standout. You know? Newsom for as well known as he is is also California is in a fucking absolute shambles.
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Yeah. It's funny. Politics used to dip into, like, movie stars and famous people a little bit when they needed needed some some fame to to perk everybody up to vote. Yeah. But now it's not it's like podcasters are the fame people, and that they actually knows know a little bit about, politics. Like, movie stars,
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a lot of times, don't know shit about shit. No. They live in a pamper privileged world that they don't have to actually encounter the outside world where but the thing is is we're being taken over. Like, the podcast world's getting taken over in a quick hurry. Like, it it didn't it was it was an extremely smooth transition for guys like Tucker Carlson to go from being number one on the TV to, you know, one of the top podcasts, you know, shows like that. And in those, they're they're saying, like, all the things that we talk about, you know, and they're like, you know, like, what's his nuts? Pierce Morgan. I it's uncensored.
And now we don't have to do the TV censoring and acting like they're, like, grassroots and shit. And you guys were the ones that were fed to us from the fucking industry in the first place. But their shows and and because of the way the algorithms work, they shove everybody to their shows. And then with the following they already have, it just vacuums everything else in, and and then the rest of us just got smaller. And that's that's the thing that you've seen happen severely. Like, all the shows in 2020 that were big shows, half of them are dead now, even the bigger shows that we're doing really well because their followings, they got shut down by YouTube. They got forgotten. They got fucked with. And then you got shows like Tucker Carlson who ain't he ain't never gonna fucking get blackballed.
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Yeah. It's like they shadow banned too well.
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Yep. A lot of stuff. Well, they they they they remembered out of sight, out of mind. You don't need to go crazy with it. You just gotta get them out of sight for a minute.
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Yeah. It's true. Lot of lot of stuff that has disappeared for a long time that I, you know, was fed for a long time. It started showing back up, but I feel like maybe it was I don't know if it was shadowbanned, but maybe pretended to be shadowbanned. Like, Richie from Boston. Do you ever see Richie from Boston? Yeah. I've heard of him. You know, 29 times. Yeah. Total, agency, mcagent acting dude.
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Could do. I never watched this show, but I've heard of it. Crow went on it a couple times.
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I used to like him a lot, but, I don't know. His his intro right now seems a lot like the that cartoon that they have for the the that, part of the the intelligence in the military where they, their Internet action group or whatever. You know how they have you you know what I'm talking about? The, the SIOP group or the Internet, I forget what it's called. I don't know if that makes any sense. I'll have to find it. Is it classified,
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or you're able to disclose this information?
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There's a there's, like, a group, an it's an intelligence group of the either the army or the navy, and they, it's Internet based. So they have a bunch of people that are watching the Internet, infiltrating the Internet, making content. Bear back. I'm gonna trade my dogs. Mhmm. And they they have this, like, promotional cartoon that they made for their, for for their department, and, it's like a spooky spooky skeletons kind of, old animated cartoon in the front of it. Oh, like a psyopt or something? Yeah. It's like a psyopt sort of I forget what it's called. I'd I'd have to look it up and play it for you.
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I I remember running across it at some point, but I don't have it. On the tip of my tongue, I'm Exactly.
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I'm sick of him. He's always, he's always like, woah. The next war. We're gonna be in the next war, you guys. Like, come on and buy some gold because, you know, tomorrow, there's not gonna be a tomorrow, and, like, you just gotta get in your truck and you gotta drive and then and then come on. I'm gonna send you some stuff. And then, the first 15 people that call in, I'm gonna send you this Alpine stereo, this Berkey water filter. You know? Oh. It's just like it's just kind of Internet y, scary, theory kinda content that nothing pans out. People keep watching.
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Were you watching any of the, new space news out of China? We're 400 kilometers above our head. They opened a new restaurant, the Chinese did. Oh my goodness. No. They they have the technology to fry steak and beef, grilled chicken and beef, in the space station. So it's not the International Space Station. It's the Chinese space station 400 kilometers above our Earth. So they figure out how to ventilate so that they could cook meat.
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Is it a weightless space station? Like, can you pay to get up there?
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You know, maybe that's kind of what they're working on.
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Interesting.
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But they It's gonna be like the new Disneyland?
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Well, this is the Chinese technologies that are developing.
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Mhmm. They said shit's gonna be, like, on Fifth Element. That's like the, Oh, yeah. We have the fun pen the the fun getaway planet.
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Flock Flockston Paradise? Yeah.
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Yeah. Well, they were kinda dabbing on the International Space Station because they're all eating the freeze dried foods, And the Chinese are like I would also dab on the International Space Station. Well, they're eating garbage foods, like, from tubes.
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Yeah. That that would require extra dabs.
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Well, what it is, it's the protein. So, like, in like, from what I've seen again, this is just what I've seen in videos and what they've told me in the lore of the the stories of being in space because of gravity with the muscles when you need protein, and then you need to continue to work out because the the resistance levels Work out. Yeah. So you gotta have the protein. You gotta continue to work out. So when you return to Earth, you're not just like a a worm crawling out of the, like, Katy Perry went to space, and she lost all of her muscles. So she just collapsed to the Earth and kissed the ground and then crawled up, Trudeau's trousers.
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Oh. Is she the one that's dating Trudeau? Yeah. Yeah. She crawled up his trousers and Gross.
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Mhmm. I don't know if I wanna say poor lady or poor Trudeau.
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And and she bought out, The Deservation. Brags. Apple cider. She brought out brags apple cider. It used to be really kick ass apple cider. Yeah.
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I definitely quit buying up that.
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And now that like, immediately the very next year, you could see the the the quality drop. And, though, it's up, Zephyr. You could see the quality drop in the apple cider vinegar, like, immediately after she bought it, after her and her people took it over. Because it was actually medicinal and and healthful food that you could buy at the grocery store with Yeah. This this was the impetus to me starting to make my own apple cider, like, and vinegarizing it. I was like, nope. Can't buy that one no more. That one's garbage.
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You pretty much have to or create a a group of a network of people that make a little bit. Each person makes their own thing and then trade. I mean, there's there's no clean food at the grocery store. Barely any.
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The shit part about where I live is that bears really like it when you're making apple cider. They get harassed by bears bad. That sucks. Yeah. Nobody likes fucking waking up to bears in your yard. No.
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It's barely unbearable.
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Well, they'll mostly leave you alone, but that's mostly. When a bear then decides, like, well, maybe I do wanna take a chop out of something else besides this, then they then they do and it's all bad.
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Like, it's strong enough to to do it. They do whatever they want. Yeah. Knock stuff down, break stuff.
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The last bear we hadn't had fucking running around, though, Lickas drove it off. He's Licki bear fighter now.
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Would he, ride it off in an Indian motorcycle?
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Well, yeah, yeah, it trapped on top of the jiggy. Would it be a Ducati? I don't like I don't like them Italians, but they do make a nice bike. Them god. These are nice bikes.
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Yeah. There's news of Polaris selling the Indian motorcycle majority stake.
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Polaris owns Indian?
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At some point, they did, but now they're divesting themselves from it. And I think they put in some new leader who's a motorcycle guy allegedly, but there's some questions as to what the quality of how these motorcycles would be.
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Right. Like like the motorcycle brand Indian? Yes. Or motorcycles from India? Well, they might be manufactured in India now. Moped, Jim. That's called a moped. Oh, yeah. You gotta have your your buddy on the front, and you hang on around his waist on the back.
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Because some Americans are buying the electronic bikes and not the traditional Harley.
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I was at the '70 I was at the 70 Fifth Sturgis. Mhmm. And, I was hanging out, and I was in this meeting with one of the sons of silence. And he stood up, and he said, this is the biggest Sturgis we're ever gonna have. He's like, none of the one percenters, our our roles are not getting refilled. We're aging out, and we're not getting replaced. That's and so that that that rebel wind in your hair, not that I got any fucking hair, but, you know, that rebel spirit that has seemed to have left, The United States. Now, like, I like I like my my scooter.
My scooter, it it it's it charges up. It's environmentally friendly.
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Mhmm.
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I mean, on the bright side, it's probably a lot harder to fly off of a scooter doing 60 into a tree.
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Yeah. So I don't know if I'm gonna remove my start seeing motorcycles stickers from all my vehicles because I think they'll still be motorcycles, or maybe just not as my Indian brands. And I don't know if the Harley Davidson brand is seen as cool or cringe if it's a lot of boomers at the Harley Davidson. The the young zoomers might think that it's cringe to wear the leather and to ride motorcycles around. So the trends are certainly changing.
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It's cringe to spend a $150 for a light bulb because it has a stamp on it that says Harley Davidson or HD.
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Yeah. Harley really sold their brand out, and it's not like their bikes were awesome. They're they're fun. They're fun bikes, but, I mean, a lot of them, I wouldn't wanna go on on a a long ride on. No. They're not comfortably made. Yeah. They don't they're not reliable. Like, I knew that thirty years ago. Like, if you if you actually want a bike you're gonna just cruise around on and not work on regularly and it works and it rides well, get a Honda. Like, Harley's never been a great bike. I'm not sure where they got the mystique. The the biker gangs basically gave Harley its entire mystique.
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Yeah.
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Like, that company should've went out of business years ago.
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That and all the, the the a and e or I mean, the the shows where they're making, custom hot rod bikes.
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They're building on Which is all garbage. Yeah. Which are all garbage. Have you ever seen the videos where there's one guy that specifically goes around and buys, Orange County Chopper bikes? Mhmm. And it's and then makes them so they can actually be used. He's like, they they're basically unrideable. It's just something that you would set out front of your business or whatever, and they put the shittiest engines that that are made in them. Mhmm.
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Uncomfortable to ride. They'd yeah. I like, they'd hurt you with your with your handlebars way up here. Like Yeah. The apes. The ape hangers?
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Yep. Well, I mean, they're pussy magnets if you're into, like, fucking 60 year old biker chicks with their titties fucking tucked into their fucking waist. But ain't no young kids fucking into those anymore. And like they like the guys are saying, I don't think the young kids are even into the crotch rockets anymore. I think that day that era is even gone now.
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I don't think they have driver's licenses. A lot of young kids these days. They don't drive.
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No. They have no drive.
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Well, honestly, if it's an under 50 cc engine, you don't need one.
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Oh, yeah. That's
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true. Yeah. And these kids and these kids live in an area where it's not like like, when I was a kid, you drove to the next town. You drove you you drive two hours to go to a different town to go fuck around. And that's not the way shit is anymore. Everything, like, in the in the truther world when they talk about, oh, the fifteen minute cities are coming. What the fuck you think they've been building? Yeah. You go down to any
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5% of the traffic going by is people on those little electric scooters or electric bikes, electric Yeah. Weird things with zipping by. You know? And that's that's just fine. Just fine for them. I'll never need to need to go any further than, just grocery store, visit their friend.
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Stop. I I can I can turn and ride the Harleys, but I gotta tell you? So I had a I had a fucking, Harley for a while, and I had the, a bored out, Super Sport, the big 1,200? Yeah. The big 1,200 only bored out and fucking just done up. And my starter went out once, and I tried to kick start that son of a bitch. And I I got enough muscle to maneuver it and whatnot, but I ain't got enough ass to kick start that thing if I'm on the compression stroke. And I caught it on the compression stroke, and I got it to go down. And I went down about a foot, and then I shot and then it shot me right back up over top of the handlebars, just asshole with tea kettle.
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Compression joke, stroke. Is that a Dick Cheney joke, compression stroke? Yeah.
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Well, the I don't think that these are competing agendas, RadioSack. I think that's one agenda. Inside the mega city is gonna be all these different fifteen minute cities fucking clumped up together. And so that's the idea is you can't even have a mega city and have it be fifteen minute. You're like, you go down to the bay, I can go to the North Side of the bay and two and drive for two, three hours and still be in the fucking bay. So the the in order for it to be a fifteen minute city, then what you're talking about is is having a mega city. And inside that mega city, there's all these different blocks or zones or whatever you would call them.
And each one of these zones is has what you need to live and survive. So you're gonna have a grocery store and some kind of a market or, you know, some kind of a, like, Walmart or Kmart. Kmart don't exist anymore, but something along that lines where you can get toilet paper, shit like that. Everything that you would normally need is gonna be in that zone. And that zone is gonna be fifteen minutes across each way. So that's why they're gonna grid out these mega cities, and then you don't need anything outside of the city. You don't even need yeah. Dollar General. Exactly. That that's that's exactly what it's gonna be as a fucking Dollar General. Then you don't need anything outside of that zone, and you can literally you'll literally gonna start finding people that don't even have the means to go fifteen minutes away to another area of the city, and we're just gonna start isolating down is gonna be interlinked interlinked interlinked.
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Cells cells interlinked interlinked. Interlinked.
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If you don't watch enough dystopian sci fi, then you aren't gonna get it, and we're not explaining it.
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I was reminded of the Flatliners movie from 1990 with Kevin Bacon. You guys were talking about the Narcan, the the users of Narcan who want to die and be revived, and that's like a Flatliners thing. Just kinda have
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that,
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consciousness expansion experience in kind of a, interesting way, but I think some people do it.
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Do you get signed to use zodiac sign after you get Narcan back?
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Oh, that's that's a great question. I think that would be a good debate problem to have.
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Legit.
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How does that work out? Yeah. If you wanted to reset your here's the diacal sign to be more astrologically compatible with your crush, then maybe you want to flatline and rebirth.
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Is that a rebirth after you've been flatlined?
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How does that work with Christianity? If you're born again, do you get, like, a new zodiac sign in, like, Chinese fair.
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That seems fair. I don't know. Like, how like, how is it a rebirth if you don't get a new zodiac sign? I'm I'm now been reborn on, January 14, but you think that I'm a fucking Scorpio? I'm for January 14.
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It's like a time it's like, what do they call it? Timeline shift where you've you've shifted timelines by flatlining, and now you're, you know, discovering the simultaneous and discovering what the multiversity you wanna take part in. I don't know if you get to consciously choose. Fuck out of here. It's like that. They say that when you're at when you're you're in your point of attention consciously leaves your body, and then you're going through that, birthing canal, that tunnel, and there's a light at the end of it. Fuck it.
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Scars the fuck it. Oh, I wasn't trying to make you stop talking.
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When there's a cat on screen, we're all like, wow.
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That cat's a dick. Assuming a dick for a cat.
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I mean, there's, there's an Anne Frank musical that that cat might wanna audition for.
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Yeah. He's a full head.
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The the Anne Frank musical?
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Like all the other cats, they try when they're trying to steal your food, they, like, pretend like they're up there to get pets, and they're, like and they're all timid to buy your food, and they'll just, like, start moving closer and just timidly and not look at it. Like like, here's here's your food, and they're like It might be like a raw show. Like radio fucker. You know what? He don't he don't fuck around. Like, he jumps on your lap, snatches your food, and will he grabbed Brian was pissed one day. He got, like, a half a piece of pizza off Brian and rolled out, and the front door was open. So he rolled right out the fucking house with the half a piece of pizza. Brian was pissed.
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Gomez snagged a whole ass picanha steak off the countertop last
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week. Yeah. Yeah. Picanha. Yeah. That's an expensive steak.
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Oh, well, I mean, I get hooked up. But yeah. Did you put an RFID security tag on that steak? No. Okay. How were you protecting that?
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But not nearly well enough. Adjustments have since been have since been made. But yeah. Dude, I was like, goddamn it. Mhmm. You know? And you can only be so mad because it is really good. But, yeah, RadioSac has a a good point. Here, chicks who get baptized to be born again and start calling themselves a virgin again. Unfortunately, pussy mileage and, you know, evangelical renewal that they don't
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equate. That or what if they go get the retread and they get the laser thing? I mean, I realize retread is pretty good as original. But it you know? Sometimes a knob will pop off here and there, but it's, you know, it's.
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Like, seeing freaking, you know, farmhouse cabinets from the eighteen sixties that have modern day fucking, you know, hinges and stuff like that.
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Well, it's twenty years older than a new one, but it's refurbished. So it's like new. Right.
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Yeah. Antique countertops, but there's, like, a brand new refrigerator.
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Yes. Are we allowed to say bungalow on stream? That's kind of We had his chick come to our house once and twice. Talk Christy Christy into getting the retread. Right? And then she's like, I had laser the laser cert vaginal laser surgery to tighten it up. She's like, it's great. You should try it. And Christy's like, why would you say that?
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That's the sentence that you chose to say out loud to me.
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Yeah. Wow. Like like and you just threw that down. Like, my wife's not been ran through. I'm sorry. Like, it's it's fine. Hey. I can't neither of us have a problem with it, so I'm not sure why you need to just, like she's like, I had it done. It was great. Well, she's like, it's just like it was in high school. Okay. Okay, lady.
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Available to your basketball team.
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You know what? Did she have a, like, a referral code? Was she getting
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I make $50 for every for every girl I get to get it retreaded on.
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Yeah.
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Like like, where do you did did you assume? Did somebody say something ahead of time that this isn't really a non sequitur? Because I'm not seeing where it connects to anything else anybody said. Hey. You just pop promo code, hockey puck in hallway. Oh my god. Christie was watching. What was it you were watching the other day with the dude with the pump up dick? It was it was either a I think it had a Either Legion of Skanks or some something is No. It wasn't Legion of Skanks, but I think it's one of the other shows that they do that's, like, an alternate show. It was affiliate. Yeah. Where it had, like, you know The affiliate code to get other people to join the legion of skates. And shit in there. Okerson. Okerson in there. Mhmm.
And, apparently, this dude the dude that P Diddy would pay to come have sex in front of him. The Punisher. Apparently, the dude literally has like like, back in the day, they had the pump up tennis shoes with the thing in the tongue. Mhmm. Apparently, he's got that in his pecker. Like, he's got a pump up pecker. With a third ball. With a with a third ball, it's the pump up's built in his balls and when he's it's got Was it just that up? Novelty? Assuming that wasn't the bit.
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Was it was it novelty, or was it because he told
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Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk the same story.
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Wow. Yeah. Apparently, he is just oversexed, and and you got to imagine this probably happens. Like male escort. Like, you're you're you're gonna you get over sexed, and you just lose the stimulation, I got to imagine, and eventually developed impotence. And when you're a male escort, it's on demand, baby. You know?
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Yeah. He said a lot of wild things, but he was I was kinda believing him. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was the passion behind it, but,
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like, I was like, man. Maybe fact that he's not saying he's out banging hot chicks, that he's getting paid, like, by dudes weird dudes to do weird shit, that makes it more believable, I think. Mhmm. Like, that's not really something that you're saying as a brag. You know? Like, if you're like Yeah. Yeah. Heidi Klum when she used to get lonely would give me a call. Yeah. You know? That that that becomes a lot less Right. No. It's like Heidi Klum's
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agent's cousin wanted to fucking, you know, watch his wife get railed by a giant black dude.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And then so Murray sat over there in the corner.
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Next to the shadow person in the the Benadryl hat man.
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Right. In the cock throw. And for some reason, Tom Arnold.
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Dude, that that is that, like, is that yeah. Tom Arnold was there. That was part of why I had started watching it, but I have to go outside and do work, so Christy ends up seeing a lot of things more than I do because her works in the house. You know? Like, harder for me to turn the TV around with me.
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You could probably get an implant and just have TV wherever you want. It's just in your head now. Just implant it. In your balls. I
[02:52:10] Unknown:
wanted to see what, Okra Hayden, fucking, Tom Arnold together would be like. I thought that'd be funny.
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That would
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be.
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Yeah. That would be It was, on kill Tony last week. It was David Tell and Roseanne.
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So Oh. Yeah.
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Yeah. Quality. And then Triple E, I guess, was Triple E, I guess, is on this week's episode I see. Tim Butterly. Tim Butterly is awesome, and I want him on my show.
[02:52:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. I've seen about twenty minutes of it. It was pretty good.
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Did you get Roseanne?
[02:52:58] Unknown:
No. And here's why. She took a look at my Twitter about, I don't know, almost two years ago and decided that, I was, I was actually Hamas.
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Oh. Yeah. And, like, crushed up ground up chickpeas.
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But, yeah, Mel Kay was Mel Kay was setting it up, and we had met on union of the unwanted and stuff like that. And, you know, and yeah. So I'll take a look at his social media. And yeah. Mhmm. No. Did not did not fly. Did not fly.
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Real opportunity for a lady that doesn't know how to sing the national anthem well.
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It was it was artistic. It was a good interpretation.
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It I mean, it's a lot of first things I thought of when I saw her on there, and then she's on there with Kill Tony who just had that whole thing where he called Puerto Rico
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a a a fucking floating dump, which I mean you know? Oh, that was a while back now, man. This we live in Internet speed. Mhmm.
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Well, you know, I'm over the hill, Steve. I'm pumping the brakes. I'm pumping the brakes. I don't wanna hit the bottom quick. They gave him the Tom Brady roast after
[02:54:24] Unknown:
the Puerto Rico thing. And the Tom Brady roast was widely, widely watched, and they all went a little savage in that. They call Tom Brady a freaking homo, like, 400 times. Well, I mean To his face to his face. Made a bunch of your model ex wife is, you know, a whore. Okay. Just Zeel? Just Zeel?
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The. The. Sure. Sure. Bun bun.
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Yeah. No. We've been we've been watching it. I heard you talk about it enough times. We've we've been checking them out.
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Yeah. Highly recommend story wars. That shit's funny.
[02:55:18] Unknown:
Story wars. Storage wars?
[02:55:21] Unknown:
Pretty funny, guys.
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Mhmm.
[02:55:25] Unknown:
Yeah. That sounded cool. I heard you, talking about it at the beginning of the show. It sounded like fun,
[02:55:31] Unknown:
actually. It is. It's what, like I I said to, like, we'll we'll fucking guess along with them when we watch it.
[02:55:41] Unknown:
Yeah. I love stuff that's interactive like that. Plus, you kinda get to know about somebody's psychology.
[02:55:53] Unknown:
I got Chris, the one that Chris the one that we've watched that Chris made Christy and I laugh the hardest that this fucking real meathead looking Australian dude with fucking that was covered in tattoos and this other dude, and they strap dog collars to their necks, the shot Jason Ellis. I saw that one. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Oh, fuck. We just we literally both just about pissed ourselves again during that episode or during that one. And then they had the spelling contest and oh, fuck. Oh, that was hilarious. And that shit don't feel good. I've never been hit with a dog one.
Although, Christy and I know a chick that got one for her dog. And this chick, this is the hippiest festy hit not not just not not like when you get into hippies, there's a breakdown. You know? And you got the the the festy the festy dirty hippies that are just about doing drugs and going to festivals and wearing tie dye. And then you got your more, you know, we're gonna grow an organic farm and shit like that, and they're actually kind of functional hippies. She's she's the the the the former kind, the nonfunctional type hippie. So this chick does some real weird shit. Not a real sweetheart of a lady, takes in anybody, 90% of them fuck her over for it. You know? Like, you know, just so she she gets a shock collar for her dog because her dog she got in trouble by the city because her dog was barking too much. So she got one of them ones that shocked the dog when it barks.
So she decided instead of getting a shock one that she would get this one that sprayed citronella into the dog's face. But because she because she felt bad about the shock thing. So but she had to try it out to make sure it wasn't too bad before he does it to the dog. And she fucking she coughs when she gets it on because the smell of citronella is so strong even before it sprays and that she coughs, which then sets the fucking thing off, which makes her cough more, which sets it off more. And so this lady can't get the fucking thing off her face, and she's just getting always with fucking citronella, and she's sitting there coughing and gagging and shit. Oh, fuck.
Steve's just like that sounds kinda like a good time. Is that from a plant, citronella? Yeah. It is. But it's like it's it's a it's a horrifying scent, you know, and it's supposed to most people experience it from, keeping mosquitoes
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or other bugs away. Yeah. Have you have you tried to grow any and then extract it on your own to see what you can do with it? No. I don't know if my equipment the smell would ever come out. That shit stinks. Here.
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Well, we we we went with for our garden this year, what really went worked better. We plant a shit ton of broccoli because it's real easy to get broccoli seeds at the end of the season. And broccoli is a real good bait plant. And so we use a lot of bait plants. Like, some of the broccolis after we had them full grown, holy fuck, more aphids on them than you would do just wild how many aphids they had on them. But then they would leave the other plants alone, give them something to eat. They're gonna come anyways. I'm not gonna spray poison out there. So might as well give them a little something they like better than your plants.
They like them better than tomatoes. Yep. They like them better than tomatoes. And it wasn't the season for broccoli anyways. It was just the ones we were letting go to seed. So just left them there and
[02:59:50] Unknown:
So citronella is kind of a become a generic term. They have a plant that's more like a gin geranium that has a citrus scent to it that kinda keeps away some of the mosquitoes kind of popular. For there was a time when they were popular in Minnesota. I think the citronella that we're talking with, the oil comes from is it from a different plant?
[03:00:20] Unknown:
Well, I mean, Minnesota is fucking near like Hong Kong. Lemongrass, I think. Like, the the damn fucking mosquitoes are like hummingbirds, and they come in swarms. Right? It it's not like most other places. They don't have stagnant 10,000 stagnant ponds laying around. Land at 10,000 mosquito breeding zones.
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Yeah. We've gotten better at managing that spraying for them controlling
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You you you send around big trucks that just hose the entire environment with poison, and you're like, yeah. The mosquitoes will die, but you won't. It'll be alright. It's just a little poison. Mhmm.
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And then they wonder why all the other bugs are also dead. Wasn't good for tourism. Tourists didn't like to come up to Minnesota and get bitten by, the big zikas.
[03:01:11] Unknown:
Get get carried off by the fucking angry mosquitoes. The West Nile natives. Christie, when I moved to California, it was hilarious one time. Christie's we're sitting outside, you know, because we'd hang outside on the porch a lot. And Christy's like, oh my god. The mosquitoes are so horrible. And my mom looks over at her and looks up, and she goes, all three of them? She's like, Atwood's name's John. John's okay. His name was Bob. Bob? His name was Bob. You know, I felt like it was Bob, but then I was like, I named the cat Bob, and I've named the number of things Bob recently. So I thought maybe I was just on too much of a Bob streak. Yeah. No. You're right.
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I finally got the one mosquito that was flying around the room. Finally landed, and I just You still have mosquitoes alive there? No. A little fly.
[03:02:08] Unknown:
Flies are the worst. Still get
[03:02:10] Unknown:
we get flies, but they're only awake during, like, five hours a day now. The like, right now, you couldn't tell that we don't have any flies. But in the middle of the day or if we get the fucking fireplace stoked up too hard, Like, yesterday, Christy was baking something. Oh god. It was fucking just just sweat just pouring.
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Alright, Ben. Here you go.
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I don't know if there's a place for me. There's a place for everyone in this world. It's perfect.
[03:02:48] Unknown:
Kitchen. Kitchen with a k.
[03:02:53] Unknown:
That's great. That's
[03:02:56] Unknown:
right. Oh, shit. It's where the aquafaba is made? That that is where the aquafaba is made.
[03:03:08] Unknown:
That is good shit.
[03:03:10] Unknown:
Is it?
[03:03:11] Unknown:
Which my wife's over here laughing. She don't care. She openly admits this. Oh, thank you. Wanna go outside and deal with the shit. Right. Like Not a fan. Zero times has she ever ever looked at me and said, you know what, Ben? I would rather go out and clean the barn than do these here dishes. And, like, no times. Ben Yeah. I noticed that it's been raining last couple weeks, and after a long summer of animals shitting all over the driveway every year when it starts raining, That turns into just a big poop stew that you have to take. This that their fucking, McLeod rake and rake into a pile and then put in a wheelbarrow and then barrel it up to the growing food areas for the next year and pile that onto there.
Zero times since she said I would rather do that than cook you dinner.
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Zero. Yeah. That makes sense. My my wife one time asked me for some help around the house. I was like, what do you mean? She was like, you know, like, if you could do the dishes sometimes or the laundry, it's just a lot of stuff to do, and I could use some help. And I was like, well, I really can't do that. I I love you, and it would be a terrible thing if I started doing the dishes and doing laundry, and then you started seeing me as a puss. Yep. Fem feminine feminine man, and then you would lose your attraction to me, and, you know, that's just
[03:04:46] Unknown:
not not a good thing. It's it's It it is well known that Don drops your testosterone.
[03:04:53] Unknown:
Absolutely.
[03:04:54] Unknown:
I was in the dish soap?
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Those folding socks.
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Oh, speaking of drop testosterone, before I get out of here because I gotta balance because I gotta wake up soon Mhmm. Here's part two of Tim Dillon, as Megan McCain.
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Okay. As the only gal on the panel who held up a Boston market this weekend, I'm gonna talk a little bit about guns. Okay? A lot of people in the media have never shot a gun, and they've certainly never masturbated with one. They have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. My gun's not for sale, but my pussy is. And the price is Changs. My father and his friends used to hunt me in the backyard. I would run around, and they'd shoot at me. And my father said if we hit her, the only thing that's gonna come out is whipped cream. He was hilarious. The AR 15 is the most popular gun in America, and it's the only thing that's ever made me come. I like guns, and I put them in my pussy. You don't tell me what guns I can own or what people I can own. My father was tortured. He'd never deny anyone else's right to kill. The only one who could take my guns away is daddy. If Joe Biden tries to take my guns, I will I will fuck him right out of my house. Uncle Joe, respect me. My mother used to say to me, Megan, you should look more like an AR 15, skinny. And now I have seven personal trainers, and three of them have killed themselves. I killed Jeffrey Epstein.
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Oh. But Chester, if you saw that comment, please, put my, YouTube in the chat there first.
[03:06:22] Unknown:
Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. I was I was gonna do that too.
[03:06:26] Unknown:
Great.
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But yeah.
[03:06:30] Unknown:
I the the other one where he's showing off the very hairy that like, I was debating through part of it if he actually, like, added hair there or if that was all just all natural carpeting. Like, I'll clear out here on his shoulders just like Oh, that's funny. That that is a lot. There I I've only once seen somebody quite hairier quite a bit hairier than that. And that dude, my cousin was dating him, and he stood up out of a Whirlpool to fucking shake my hand. And I was just like, sit down there, fucking Chewbacca. Holy fuck. Like, Jay, it was all wet and just hanging too, and it was long. I was like, wow. Sit sit back down. Don't don't do that. Imagine the the struggle
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that that guy that cuts his hair must be feeling. Like, where where do I draw the line? Where where do I stop shaving? How far down?
[03:07:24] Unknown:
Yeah. No. Sir, I would recommend getting a gold chain. So there's a line of demarcation for where where I should stop shaving you.
[03:07:38] Unknown:
It's it's like that thing where, men that have, like, no chin. You know? It's, like, all neck that comes down off of their cheeks. Mhmm. And they're, like, clean-cut kind of, you know, and they shave, like, a chin strap beard onto their face. And you're like, what? How does he know? Is that a suggested jawline or, like
[03:08:00] Unknown:
Some rough measurement and you just divide by two. Yeah. Like, okay. This is about where my chin would be. Because if there's, like, how long protractor up there. Like Right. If I didn't look like Juggernaut.
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We would have seen how that
[03:08:18] Unknown:
We had some chat questions earlier about beard care. I think maybe getting some little beady spots recommended just tattooed and certain guidelines so you could just connect the dots and draw it in. That way you'd always have the same consistent,
[03:08:33] Unknown:
good team. I have a regular routine that keeps mine so glorious. Mhmm. I I I mostly I I finger comb it Mhmm. With my fingers. And then at night or in the evening when I sit still long enough, Matcha takes and sits right here on my chest and then sticks her head on there and then goes with her head. Yeah. And then needs it. She also needs it with her paws, which is kinda contradictory to the finger combing thing because she doesn't just, like, one directional. She's just, like, knotting it up.
[03:09:12] Unknown:
Is the finger combing and the pussy treatment?
[03:09:15] Unknown:
Yeah. And it works. Yeah.
[03:09:21] Unknown:
Alright. K. I did I dropped the dollars in either. I dropped the YouTube link in the Rumble chat. I'm going to, kill the Rumble chat. So if you're watching on Rumble and you wanna hang out with these fellows for a while longer, you're more than welcome to do so. Link is in, the rumble chat. Click over to Benjamin Balderson on the YouTubes. And, yeah, good night, y'all.
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I do, as a matter of fact, have a son that's bolder than I am. Love you, Steve. Thanks, Steve. Oh, I got the glug glugs. I gotta go throw gas in. Hold on.
[03:10:07] Unknown:
Or you guys take over. Got the glug glugs. I know that we're, we'll just kinda congregate on the Benjamin Balderson YouTube channel. I'm gonna shut down the dog face dudes one. It's a good idea there. Bring us all over to our little campfire.
[03:10:27] Unknown:
Are there are there people watching on on the dog faced dudes?
[03:10:31] Unknown:
Oh, there are always people watching. Let's say goodnight to the dog face dudes deliberating YouTube channel. Goodnight. Go to Benjamin Balderson, dog face.
Cold open, tech hiccups, and stoner doom chatter
Media censorship, comedy podcasts, and cable deals
Story Wars game: rules, bluffing, and panel banter
Bar tales, accidental reveals, and birdwatching jokes
Cheney quail "peppering," hunting physics, and quips
From quail to Quayle: political asides and best VP bait
Neocons, markets, and American Gods2salsa metaphor
2006 rewind: Cheney memes, Twitter2Bluebird origins
"Death of Twitter" timing, Cheney lore, and Mockingbird media
Comedy crossovers: dogs, camps, and panel chaos
California redistricting, turnout, and city vs. rural math
Urban dysfunction riffs, consent rituals, and normie show stories
Panel-verse drama: moderators, debate cons, and online egos
Membership plugs, show direction, and tomato2potato riffs
Fruits, beans, and the great boiled banana aside
Legendary fart chronicles: RV disasters and dog Dutch ovens
Lighting farts, backdrafts, and adolescent misadventures
High school parties, small-town cops, and MIP luck
Sex World security tales and shoplifting psychology
Edgelord media, hate-crime hypotheticals, and aquafaba
Bean hacks, soaking tips, and enzyme talk
Meat substitutes, black-bean burgers, and plant-based skepticism
Kale, green slurries, and oxalate2kidney stone warnings
Life cycles, terrariums, and poop-to-fruit philosophy
Jenkem lore detour and a firm recommendation for weed
South Dakota cannabis: prison, petitions, and veto politics
Opioids, fentanyl, and Narcan2flatliners parallels
Street psychosis, entities, and calling the cops
Cheney headline puns, puppet presidencies, and deep state vibes
Aging political class, podcasters vs. legacy media
Shadowbans, platform shifts, and agency vibes
China2space kitchen, protein lore, and ISS shade
Indian motorcycles, Harley mystique, and custom chopper myths
Fifteen-minute cities inside megacities: mobility and youth trends
Interlinked cells, dystopia references, and zoning futures
Cats, food thefts, and kitchen capers
Retreads, refurb metaphors, and body mods
Pump-up prosthetics, scandal tales, and comedian crossovers
Shock collars, citronella mishaps, and garden pest strategy
Citronella origins, Minnesota mosquitoes, and spraying debates
Kitchen vs. barn: chores, gender jokes, and testosterone bits
Wrap-up: links, platform switch, and goodnights
