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Regular Spiders meet to discuss: 

• Product release Apple Vision Pro, Ice Cube's Sega Saturn
• Ready Player 1, Augmented Reality, and No one buys this Tech
• Test Driving Cars, Expensive Watches, and Truther Death Matches
• Trampolines, Conspiracy Theorists, and Claymation Fights
• Highlander Movie, Butt Sponges, and the Future of Content Freedom

#wsw 238 Acotar Chiminey Crickets Vitriolic Spaminism Vision Pro

Saturday February 4th 2024 recorded live

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including the Apple Vision Pro, Ice Cube's recent interview, and the challenges of raising teenage girls. They also mention the Ready Player 1 movie and the concept of augmented reality.

The podcast episode transcript includes discussions about various topics, such as test driving cars, expensive watches, replicas, disabled veterans, and celebrity death matches. The conversation is filled with humor and random tangents.

In this episode, the hosts discuss various random topics, including trampolines, conspiracy theorists, and hypothetical celebrity deathmatches.

In this episode, the hosts discuss various random topics, including the Highlander movie, sponges, regrowing body parts, and the history of podcasts. They also talk about YouTube censorship and the future of content creation.

The episode features an interview with author Sarah J. Maas, who discusses her writing process and the strong female characters in her fantasy novels. The conversation also touches on personal anecdotes and humorous moments.

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(00:00:01) allenmarcus.com/podcast

(00:00:53) Apple Vision Pro

(00:28:48) Ice Cube's interview about CIA involvement

(00:40:52) Challenges of raising teenage girls (avoid if possible)

(00:41:30) S.B. Alger remembers . . .

(00:49:28) Ready Player 1 movie and augmented reality

(00:51:51) Test driving cars and the comparison to playing an expensive guitar

(00:52:03) The existence of Rolex stores and the accuracy of replica watches

(00:53:09) Anecdote about attending the paralyzed veterans wheelchair games

(01:16:04) We are the worst podcast to learn English as a second language

(01:19:36) I saw a real Panasonic 3DO yesterday. Was it Neo Geo or was it the Sega Nomad?

(01:25:40) Brutal Children's Playground -- The Careless-Sell Spins Round

(01:27:07) Trampoline mishap

(01:27:45) Worst conspiracy theorists

(01:29:06) Hypothetical celebrity deathmatches

(01:47:29) President Evil for Playstation by Capcom

(02:07:23) Discussion about the Highlander movie and its reproduction rules

(02:07:40) Conversation about sponges and the possibility of regrowing body parts

(02:09:07) Talking about YouTube censorship and the future of content creation

(02:43:16) Discussion about the perception of wizards in popular culture

(02:44:06) The influence of the Dresden series on urban fantasy

(02:48:01) Sarah J. Maas's journey as a writer and her love for reading fantasy novels

(02:52:20) Girls drinking tea at a bar with a bourbon candle?

Audio recorded live Saturday nights and streamed to:

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You won't want to miss the money shot.

https://allenmarcus.com/wsw-238/

[00:00:02] Balderson:

I did it.  

[00:00:03] Unknown:

I pushed it. Who pushed the button   button?  

[00:00:08] Balderson:

We all pushed it. Push it. Jim and I Jim and I were each on a button, and we just slowly   together.  

[00:00:16] Unknown:

Synchronized, pushed the button. We both had keys on a necklace that we had to twist at the exact moment   And opened the bomb room.  

[00:00:26] Unknown:

What while while Alan Marcus put in the code. I got the code right. Did I get the key key code correctly?   What did we even title this thing?  

[00:00:37] Unknown:

What did we even title this thing? It's number 238.   W s w   238.   Accotar,   Chimeney,   Crickets,   Vitriolix,   Feminism,   Vision Pro.  

[00:00:54] Unknown:

It's the Apple Vision Pro that's released.   They look like   swim goggles.  

[00:01:02] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[00:01:04] Unknown:

They look like people are swimming. Pro.   It's like a set of swim goggles   that you wear, but you swim through   reality, I guess.  

[00:01:16] Balderson:

Sounds like I'd hit my head a lot more.  

[00:01:19] Unknown:

Yeah.   Gotta watch for your guns.   Like Gus ski goggles.  

[00:01:28] Balderson:

That's a loud zoom.  

[00:01:30] Unknown:

Trying to That was a loud view. I couldn't decide if the pants were staying on or coming   off.  

[00:01:35] Unknown:

Sorry about that. The night is young.   They could be doing either.  

[00:01:43] Unknown:

Yeah. Let me just You never know. Here.   Because they kinda look like,   this one here.   I I gotta turn the overlay off.   Getting the buttons clicked in the right sequence is important.   The Apple Vision Pro. Yeah. They kinda look like this.  

[00:02:02] Unknown:

Oh, yeah.  

[00:02:03] Balderson:

Very cool. Mhmm. You look like you're A fighter jet pilot without a helmet?  

[00:02:08] Unknown:

Yeah.   Are those swim goggles?  

[00:02:13] Unknown:

I don't think they're waterproof. They're ski goggles.   Oh, cool. I would wear I'd wear these goggles   when I was using the snowball? Says they're not blurry.   No. They're they're not. They're supposed to be blurry. You gotta get the strap under your beard, and then you gotta hold them up like this.   That's how they work. And then you get someone else to shovel the snow from your driveway.  

[00:02:35] Unknown:

And you look so damn cool when you're do when they're doing it. It's virtual reality.  

[00:02:41] Unknown:

Yep.   There's no there's no snow here, though.  

[00:02:46] Balderson:

There's no snow there? No. It's,  

[00:02:49] Unknown:

was it gopher the gopher day where   we see if the gopher comes out of his mound home?  

[00:02:57] Balderson:

He's in a mountain? Does he have a shadow?  

[00:03:00] Unknown:

Bill Murray day. Bill Bill Murray's movie day? Bill Murray. Bill Murray.   Yeah. That's true.  

[00:03:09] Unknown:

We have to have the option.  

[00:03:12] Unknown:

Yeah.   When the  

[00:03:15] Unknown:

CIA.  

[00:03:16] Unknown:

Accator   book releases   and the   gophers   emerge from their gopher mounds,   Then we know that it's gonna be a long   upstream of book talkers   telling you what books they just purchased and put on their shelf.  

[00:03:35] Balderson:

Sounds horrible.  

[00:03:39] Unknown:

Alright.   I I encourage women to read books.   Just don't tell me about it.  

[00:03:47] Unknown:

You're such a modern man.  

[00:03:52] Balderson:

So free thinking.  

[00:03:53] Unknown:

So free thinking.  

[00:03:55] Unknown:

Is it progressive thought?  

[00:03:57] Unknown:

Not all books, though. Right?  

[00:04:00] Unknown:

Just the bible.  

[00:04:02] Unknown:

Yes. Okay. In German.  

[00:04:04] Unknown:

German bible? The German bible.  

[00:04:07] Unknown:

That's one of the best bibles. I  

[00:04:10] Balderson:

come. I come.  

[00:04:12] Unknown:

I wanna show you this interview   later with Jenna Bush,   Hagar.   She's the daughter   of president   Was it George w   w w   Bush?   Yeah. Yeah. His daughter, Jenna   Bush,   has, last name Hagar now.  

[00:04:35] Unknown:

She's not my favorite bush.  

[00:04:37] Unknown:

No. I like I like Billy Bush.   She's not my bush either.   What's your bush?   Elderberry.  

[00:04:46] Unknown:

Oh, that's a good bush.  

[00:04:48] Balderson:

That is a good bush.  

[00:04:54] Unknown:

No. Maybe, like, peyote. It's peyote a push. Nobody likes Jeb?  

[00:05:00] Unknown:

He's too Florida, man, I think. Yeah. I don't think his ex wife likes him.   He's pretty Florida, man. Say that again.  

[00:05:16] Unknown:

What a wonderful art world you've got going. When she noticed the Garfield   on the window.  

[00:05:25] Unknown:

Oh, is there a Garfield on the window?  

[00:05:26] Unknown:

Yeah. In the corner. With the little suction cups? Yeah.   It's pressed up against the window real tight.   And   that prevents bullets. So when you drive through shady neighborhoods   and,   they start firing bullets, like a drive by shooting,   The Garfield   with the suction cups on your window   is bulletproof, so it prevents you from dying from taking a bullet.  

[00:05:55] Unknown:

Bulletproof Garfield is genius.  

[00:05:59] Unknown:

Very important.   Very important. Well, here he is, and now we can do the stream properly. Art is incomplete  

[00:06:07] Balderson:

and gay.  

[00:06:09] Unknown:

Uh-huh. It's Baldur.   It's Baldur's there.  

[00:06:13] Balderson:

Now that's on the Internet, and everybody knows the dog. Yeah.  

[00:06:18] Unknown:

We got from   Spolger.  

[00:06:21] Unknown:

Spell the Spell the Spell the Spell the Spell the Spell the Spell the Spell the Spell the It's bulge   here.   It's something that happens when your food doesn't digest and it affects your testicles as bulge.  

[00:06:43] Unknown:

So everyone cleared their throats.  

[00:06:47] Balderson:

We're all clear. Play the video. Closer. Right.  

[00:06:50] Unknown:

Oh god. This is episode,   238. It's   Saturday, February 3rd,   9:0:8 PM CST. What is Walla Walla time you guys are?  

[00:07:01] Unknown:

7:0:8.   7:0:8.   Time. That's a that's a big time. My specific In a candy store, literally, guys.   Ricola.  

[00:07:45] Unknown:

I tell people that everyone has said Neo  

[00:07:50] Balderson:

And basically, the entire the entire New Year movement is based off of that. Yep.  

[00:08:10] Unknown:

Luckily for all of you fighters out there, there's no room for intrusive thoughts  

[00:09:03] Unknown:

We just antiquated the tips, spellbound   evergores,   perch upon golden branches,   Wearing   black billowing mantles   to summon long dead   increasingly  

[00:09:44] Unknown:

Luckily for all of you fighters out there, there's no room for intrusive thoughts   because we live in your mind.  

[00:11:07] Unknown:

I don't know what page.  

[00:13:10] Unknown:

It's an infinite stream. It never ends when we're talking about this. Dolphin.  

[00:13:18] Unknown:

Whoever the partner, guys, it is up to them to roll at the red carpet is not up to the first one.  

[00:14:02] Unknown:

Cruel Young is a synchroincident.   This speech is not as  

[00:14:15] Unknown:

I don't  

[00:14:20] Balderson:

know  

[00:20:50] Unknown:

Bulger on guitar, everybody.  

[00:20:58] Unknown:

Very nice.  

[00:21:01] Unknown:

We updated the   fine print.   We need to read this.   Check your mic.   Mute.  

[00:21:10] Unknown:

I can read this loud. Yeah. Read it loud.   We live in your mind. The following conjecture intended for entertainment, mostly statements made in this video do not represent   The views or opinions of Weaving Spider's webs. Viewer discretion is not supervised.   Statements made in this video are not legal or medical advice.   Judith Barsky, meet me at Applebee's. Copyright Weaving Spiders webs 2024.   All rights reserved.   All rights   reserved.   There's Judith herself. Oh, that was quick. Yeah.   Sorry. Is that the eyeball or the butthole? I don't remember.   Oh, there's 2, so it has to be eyeballs.  



[00:21:52] Unknown:

Yeah.   It's, Judith in her younger days.  

[00:21:58] Unknown:

Fox.   That's what people think Lilith looks like, but she looks more like a woebster girl from Berkeley, actually.  

[00:22:06] Unknown:

Weaving wizards welcome.   Welcome wizards.  

[00:22:12] Unknown:

Welcome wizards.  

[00:22:13] Balderson:

It's Sean with the full main down.  

[00:22:17] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. Hold on. He's going for a different look this week.   Wow. Who is this? Check out check out this rare, item.   You wish you had one of those.  

[00:22:27] Unknown:

Did you go to the Price is Right?  

[00:22:29] Unknown:

Says right there that it was live.  

[00:22:32] Balderson:

Price is Right live. Right there, Jim. It says live, you guys. They live in Not live. Live.  

[00:22:39] Unknown:

Now the truth is they brought the prices right to Boise, but it wasn't televised, But it was live inside, like, the, you know, the civic auditorium type place.   And so they had,   very traditional Price is Right format,   But there were no cameras and it wasn't broadcast anywhere.   So it was just like this strange fun event. And we brought the moms,   over to Boise   to make it into a real thing. You know? And I used to watch The Price is Right with my great grandmother when I was a kid, so it's a very sentimental thing to me. Anything to do with the price is right, especially that little, minor or the little mountain kinder guy that goes up, and then he falls off if you bid too high. Now that wasn't my favorite. My favorite dude is yodeling in the background. That's right. Yodeling. Yodeling. Yodeling.   That.  

What is this? Bugaboo.  

[00:23:31] Unknown:

I don't have the yodeler.  

[00:23:32] Unknown:

I got a dog.  

[00:23:34] Unknown:

So So once the game show begins, it doesn't end until there's a winner?  

[00:23:41] Unknown:

Well,   There was a number of winners.  

[00:23:46] Balderson:

Emily Moyer.  

[00:23:47] Unknown:

Yeah. I see Emily doing the   chat. Shout out to Emily Moyer.   What's up? What's up?   I was thinking about her this week, but I'll have to let it come to me. What was it?   Something reminded me of Emily Moyer this week, and I can't remember. The greatest in the whole world.   I mean, that that's always kinda in the back of my mind stewing around there.   While I'm working sometimes, in my mind's eye, Emily Moyer cruises by the waves. She doesn't say anything.  

[00:24:16] Unknown:

Our most viewed videos are always with Emily Moyer.  

[00:24:21] Unknown:

It's no surprise.  

[00:24:22] Balderson:

Mhmm.   It isn't a surprise. She's the Moyerist.  

[00:24:27] Unknown:

It's the Moyer effect.  

[00:24:30] Unknown:

Weaving spiders webs on YouTube.   We're still They're now on chat. I got all set. Oh, that's true. That is true. We are   We are full on podcast now.   It's an actual podcast feed.  

[00:24:47] Unknown:

Here it is. You mean we're podcast again?   It's not under my   again. We're all at the same time that we're making jokes about his relatives.   We weren't apologizing. I think he was disappointed that it took stream's so long to upload because they are sometimes in excess of 5 hours, but he was putting them up there on the pod readers. That is favorite podcasting software, you can find some old   rusty streams with a different vibe than these more current streams, but they're still excellent. Right now, she's the drunkest. Woo hoo. That is up to you. I used to be the drunkest. T e.  

[00:25:21] Unknown:

Episode,   Weaving Spiders, is,   58, I think, was the last one to go to the podcast feed. We've got,   a catalog   that we're filling back in.   So I guess if you're looking for that, it's probably alanmarcus.comforward/podcast.   I think that's real. Test that. Let me know. Okay. That works for you. Dotcomforward/  

[00:25:44] Unknown:

Now   are we gonna try to fill in that gap in the middle between 58 and 238.   What are we at? 2:39 now?  

[00:25:53] Unknown:

238 tonight. So I think what we'll do moving forward is these are the audio   audio recordings of these live streams   for people to play back?   And then   it'll have the new one, and then it'll have   in archived episode, and then it'll have the newest new one. And then it'll have another archived episode and just weave them   back and forth.  

[00:26:16] Unknown:

We'll catch it. A real web page.  

[00:26:19] Balderson:

It is a real web page. Are they playing some good Irish music? Moose.  

[00:26:23] Unknown:

At the pub. There's mooses.  

[00:26:25] Balderson:

There's mooses on here. I listen to a lot of IRA music.  

[00:26:29] Unknown:

Yeah. How many days till Saint Patty's to that's gonna shock the audience that you said that.  

[00:26:38] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[00:26:39] Unknown:

Jim's looking at the IRA drinks IPA while they okay. I'm not gonna finish the sentence. I want this stream to continue.  

[00:26:47] Unknown:

Only if they're in the NSA.  

[00:26:50] Unknown:

I know I know I know some, stories about people Well, they went to Ireland and made the, really brutally stupid, hilarious, and foolish mistake of ordering   an Irish car bomb inside the bar.  

[00:27:04] Balderson:

They're trying to order a black and tan.   Like, all these people, but they black and tans are cool. They didn't know what a black and tan was.   Your girlfriend's the best, Emily.  

[00:27:21] Unknown:

Yeah. I   mean, black and tans look cool,   you know, but   I don't know. Like, pick up your mind. Have a beer. Which one are you gonna have?   Don't make the bartender get that fancy spoon   And be careful in the middle of a busy bar.   It's already busy. They're dealing with fries and stuff.  

[00:27:41] Balderson:

Well, historically, the black and tans were,  

[00:27:45] Unknown:

now, Alan, you can't put the ice cube screen capture up right when you said black and tan. That's not right.   It's a faux pas.  

[00:27:53] Unknown:

Sorry about that. Yes.  

[00:27:56] Balderson:

But it's fact. That we hung out together at some point in time.   Huron Huron is not far.  

[00:28:04] Unknown:

Wait. You hung out on ice cream? Was in Huron.  

[00:28:08] Balderson:

Yeah. We probably we probably hung out together and went on captain kangaroo   for our birthday.  

[00:28:16] Unknown:

Captain kangaroo.   I was more into mister Rogers, but I caught some captain kangaroo. Did ice cube sample captain kangaroo?  

[00:28:24] Balderson:

Was from Huron, South Dakota, like,   30 miles from.  

[00:28:30] Unknown:

So February 1, 2024,   Backstreet Dimitri,   the fact checked author of this article with the title,   Ice Cube admits gangster rap was CIA SIOP to sow division   in America.  

[00:28:45] Unknown:

So what It's double fact checked. I like to double check. Double double check mark in that.  

[00:28:51] Balderson:

Yeah. That's fact checked. That's Awesome. Is that a social justice warrior tier? I mean, at that point,   is it, like Shape. He was gangster rap.   Mhmm. Like, before him, before NWA   and EZE,   it was an ice cube. It was   Well, right before that, they'd had the,   2 live crew era   where they where it was very sexualized.  

[00:29:19] Unknown:

Yeah. That was triple x perverted.  

[00:29:21] Balderson:

Yeah. But before that, it was, like, young MC and Tone Loc and LL Cool J   and, Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Beastie Boys and and rap was not so   gangster rap so that he'd come out and say that   When he basically was the start of gangster rap, like and even has has songs about how he started this shit.   Like, that's so a little bit so what? You're telling us you were a c CIA plant and that you helped subvert your entire community and you admit it? Is that what you're saying?  

[00:29:56] Unknown:

I haven't watched the interview, but that's, it appears to be what he's doing. You know what happens is these guys, realize what they're doing at the Time and then they regret it later. And so then because they have money and power and position, they try to come back and do something to make it right, but they're compromised permanently   Just like any snitch or paid,   paid man, you know, if you take the money,   like, Ben, I'm gonna give you $2,000. I want you to say bad stuff about,   I don't know who.   Blank.   And then you do it,   no matter what happens later. Jenna Bush. Tarnish remains. You can't really be like I mean, you could give the money back. That that's actually a huge step in the right direction. And say, you know what? I'm forcing this money back to you. I can't repent.  



[00:30:42] Balderson:

With inflationary. Then   what you say might have some bite.  

[00:30:47] Unknown:

A little bit. But even then, it doesn't put it's just like like they say about rumors. It's like shaking the pillow the down pillow out all the feathers and then go try to get them all and put them back in. Well, it doesn't really work. You know? You might be able to get a lot of them back, but you can't get all the down feathers and put it back in. And if you If he knew when he was young that he was involved in, subverting and dividing people   to come out, what is it, 40 years later now? I mean, it's a long time.  

[00:31:13] Unknown:

Yeah. And pick that stool to address it. It's messed up. Of your voice out from under you. If you decide to come out,  

[00:31:21] Unknown:

Of course. Yeah. I mean, he's he's not gonna make it far if he decides to really come out hard and and expose things because   the amount of power, I mean, he's gonna get Thrown under the the wheels of the train, not the bus, and those wheels are sharp and moving fast.  

[00:31:35] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[00:31:36] Balderson:

Well, and the whole thing is if you don't give up the money, all's it ends up doing is is looking like you're   you've lost relevance.   And now at this point in time, when there's nothing for you to lose, you say it. And in saying it, you gain relevance again And actually gained back the,   position that you weren't gonna gain back through through   What you were doing before, anyways.   So if you don't give up the money, it it kinda just looks like basically a career move.  

[00:32:09] Unknown:

Right.  

[00:32:11] Unknown:

Yeah. And you'd be very curious for making it up too because you wanna get back into the spotlight.   Yeah.   Like, a lot of people are like, oh, they they're   they're just trying to to get famous again. They want 5 more minutes.   You know, like, the whole,   Dennis Quaid. Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid.   You know? He's like, they're trying to kill me.   It's like my brother's bought and sold, and everybody's like, oh, he's crazy now.  

[00:32:39] Balderson:

So does this go in with   Also,   I've noticed a glut of   stars   that are going back to are going to a homesteading   lifestyle.   Whether it's and and it's not like I'm looking at these stars. This is just being pushed onto my feet. Whether it's like, because I watch a lot of homesteader videos, there was one, a Fucking,   the dude from Dawson's Creek, the main Dawson dude.   And he's living at home, and he's talking about how you can clean the glass on your Fireplace with   the ash from the fire. And so in in the in nature, the cure is always the The problem always has a cure inside inside of it. And, you know, and,   like, I'm like, really? And then I get Somebody because I have alpacas.  

I did see a video of Kevin Bacon   sitting out there playing a fucking ukulele or something and talking to his alpacas as he's hanging out in a barn and shit. I'm like, really?   You know? And and I'm seeing a lot of this, And there's a bunch of other examples also.  

[00:33:50] Unknown:

So I I went to the   To the news tab of Google and typed ice cube and just pushed news.   And now the top article is claiming that Ice Cube should have checked himself before he wrecked himself. Apparently, he did some kind of interview   with Tucker Carlson.   Ironically, the second, headline is about something called an ice cube observatory,   but the ice Cube is still one word, and I have no idea what an ice cube observatory is. Sounds cool.   But The third link is time for actor, rapper, Ice Cube to stress   positive impact in new   Nysmith role, which I assume means he's gonna play some movie or or, you know, playing a movie where he's gonna be affirmative and positive.  

So that would be my suspicion is that he understands that this is part of the marketing   that allows him to gain relevance, and he probably really does wanna tell people, hey. We were compromised. Shit was going down back in the day with gangster rap. It wasn't just organic. It wasn't just that all of a sudden, the people with all the most money and power in the music industry decided To, put a center stage and change,   African American hip hop music forever because some of us are old enough to remember when, you know, it was like de la So,   like,   what, you know, Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Who was it? DJJazzi?  

The   Fresh Friends.  

[00:35:15] Balderson:

There's people who else  

[00:35:17] Unknown:

yeah. Easy hammer. Funky call, BD.   Just ice too bad. It was, like, really laid back. Lot of it was really positive and what, you know, what they call consciousness music, which means when you're talking about spiritual stuff, you know, and so it really did Change everything. I remember when my buddy first took on NWA, we were tripping like, woah. This is weird.   You know? Does I talk about AK 40 sevens and Is he a grandfather? Father? I don't know. I know he's got kids. I don't know if he has grandkids.  

[00:35:44] Balderson:

Hollywood people don't have kids till they're much older, so I would assume his kids are fairly young still.   Not not you know, probably, like, little babies, but I'll bet you they're teenagers is all. Right. Will they transition  

[00:35:56] Unknown:

ice You've been to a grandfatherly   wise old man role.  

[00:36:01] Unknown:

I think it's an old two scene for that.   But, it's saying just so you guys know I'm wrong, it's not a movie. It's some kind of a basketball hall of fame type event where they're gonna add his name to an award For 3 on 3 basketball. Just just to clarify so I don't,   when this is live, you know, a lot of the time you're talking out your ass until you figure it out. And I Is he most excellent at 3 on 3 basketball,   or is this a something smells like? Last night, I heard he hit a triple double.  

[00:36:33] Balderson:

What's the triple double?  

[00:36:36] Unknown:

It's it's something you do with how much you score and rebound in basketball, but it's a lyric from one of, his songs of the day. It's when you roll a cigarette in  

[00:36:47] Unknown:

Oil and then put a   sprinkle some,   keef on the top of it. It's a triple double. You stick in the nog in the In and Out menu, secret item, a triple double. A triple double. Yeah. So you can get 2 buns and  

[00:37:03] Unknown:

3 meat stacks,   animal style.  

[00:37:07] Unknown:

Also, we used to call it triple double.   Anyway,  

[00:37:10] Unknown:

Back in the warehouse days. Right. And and Ice Cube   did advertise   for the Sega Saturn system, so maybe there's a 3 on 3 Sega Saturn called NBA Jam style game that he'd play.  

[00:37:28] Balderson:

Maybe.  

[00:37:29] Unknown:

I don't know.   That's the extent extent of my sports knowledge for tonight.  

[00:37:38] Unknown:

I bought a sports coin.   A sports story. Secondhand story. Yeah. Yeah.   The surprise, though, I can't tell you any more than that. It's a secret. Oh, man. I got a sporty for my mom too. I got the I got the the female quarter.   Oh, you found her? They've been they've been male quarters for so long. They finally have a female quarter. I don't know. Something's coming up very quickly. And there's no words on there. No. There's words in there. How much long do you think we have to wait until we get a, a non binary quarter? A non binary quarter. Does that one have a head on both sides, or how does it work?  

[00:38:11] Balderson:

It's worth noting that. Apparently,   Ice Cube's kid played Played his father in the NWA movie. So, yeah, he's definitely got a kid that's, you   know, 20, 25.   Still not, again, not that old. Hollywood people wait till they're, like, 40 50 to have kids. It's very interesting.  

[00:38:32] Unknown:

And then they adopt children?  

[00:38:35] Balderson:

Yeah.   Yeah. And they realize they like kids, but their eggs are all old and dried up and shit. And, you know, their sperms are like,  

[00:38:46] Unknown:

yeah. Wait. How were they again one more time, please?  

[00:38:55] Unknown:

Too many triple doubles.  

[00:39:02] Unknown:

You get extra laughter there?   We have a live studio audience tonight.   Is it real hot chick? It sounds like it's all hot chicks.   Chris, do you Put their clothes on backwards? I did not know that. I think Alan Marcus has some of those Taylor Swift fans in his house.  

[00:39:20] Balderson:

He has a Taylor he has Taylor Swift fans in his house?   That would be horrible. The hot one. A bunch of teenage girls in your house?  

[00:39:29] Unknown:

You know that he doesn't because the look on his face would not be so relaxed. If there's teenage girls sitting right there off camera, Alan could not have the muscles in his face Quite as relaxed as that we're seeing them right now. Yeah. You could try,  

[00:39:42] Balderson:

but it would be challenging. Did I tell you I have the people I I have numerous   Daughters. I have 3 daughters. So I've had large groups of teenage girls in my house. It's not great. It's not great. No. No. No. It's  

[00:39:55] Unknown:

it's not something you can just ignore. It's not like we were talking about last week that Ben is able to ignore loud noises if he wants to focus on television, for example. But that's not true   If it's a group of teenage girls, you can't just tune it out. And if you do, it's at your own peril anyway. Yeah. It might destroy everything that you keep them out. Shit. Crazy obnoxious shit because you weren't paying attention. Yeah. If you decide if they notice that as a group, their their subconscious psyche realizes   The main adult male is not really noticing   that we're here and we're doing stuff,   then   it will drift towards bad things. Someone might decide to borrow your car  

[00:40:34] Balderson:

or something like that, you know, without And and then there's always there's always one that thinks that thinks that you're Cute and all that. And so she Oh, gosh. Yeah. Great. Oh. You're gonna bring up sexually inappropriate things and say them in front of you to your friends, and you're like,   Oh god.  

[00:40:49] Unknown:

Now I can go back to another girl. That's right.  

[00:40:52] Balderson:

Oh god.  

[00:40:55] Unknown:

It it really is a catch 22. They call it a double bind.  

[00:41:03] Balderson:

Yeah.   If if little boys had had the chance to raise little girls, they wouldn't be scared of them at all.   The shit that little girls do.   Hopefully, fuck.  

[00:41:15] Unknown:

I know. I tell people that they think little boys are worse than little girls. They just need to take the opportunity to go into a,   a junior high school restroom, go into both sides at the end of the day before the janitor gets there.   Just go check it out. I mean, you think little boys are disgusting and horrible. Don't get me wrong. They could be some really dumb stuff, like throw explosives down the toilet or pee over the floor.   But just the smell that hits you inside of a of a woman's teenage girl's bathroom   is so amazing. And then yeah.  

Like like, no way, man. Like, there's just a level that and I'm not I'm not criticizing.   It's it's impressive.   It's, it's far beyond what men could muster as far as,  

[00:41:59] Balderson:

putting a dent in reality. Is that a legitimate use case? I know the number of girls that go to the After men's bathroom flat out. They're like, no. Absolutely. In there. It's way cleaner.  

[00:42:09] Unknown:

So it's not a legitimate use case to use the Apple vision pro to imagine going into the opposite sex bathroom?  

[00:42:17] Balderson:

If you were, like maybe, like, If you had the pro on and you had to imagine being in a truck or gas station   and you have diarrhea and the only,   Toilet open attendants.   Opposite sex bathroom.   They said they have that on. This is a  

[00:42:33] Unknown:

I see rule black. What's up rule black? That's That's the real question then. Does Apple Black.  

[00:42:39] Balderson:

Oh, and pink hand wave.  

[00:42:42] Unknown:

Winston was wearing the Yeah. I must I'm a out of the loop. Going The bathroom.  

[00:42:47] Unknown:

Okay. So it's this it's a VR   goggle headset   that shows you Your computer   screen, your monitor   in your vision.   So it's a monitor   without being a monitor.   You have a big computer screen monitor, a big screen TV or something. No. No. No. You put your VR headset on, And then it can make an Imac screen in front of your very eyes quite literally, but virtually also. But,   I don't know. And it hits stores   today or something. It's, like, $3,000.  

[00:43:22] Unknown:

It's only $3,500.  

[00:43:24] Unknown:

$35100,   plus, what do you need? An iPhone to operate it or something? I think it's   all contained. Is it all integrated? So it's like an iPhone in a   a ski mask.  

[00:43:37] Unknown:

You have to wear wear a battery pack that sits in your pocket, and you get maybe 2 hours worth of   use out of it.  

[00:43:46] Unknown:

Yeah. I haven't tried it yet. Well, let's stop. Heavy, and it's got It looks awesome. Send Send some review copies of this model to Weaving Speiders Welcome Suite 279-307   South 9th Avenue, Wallowa, Washington 99362,   and we'll all gladly wear them for our stream. So you're gonna send need to send at least 4 to Did I end it up on 2 x speed real quick there?  

[00:44:07] Unknown:

Go back to that slide, please.   The address slide? Yeah. If you wanna send stuff, please send it to Weaving Spiders Welcome Suite   279307   South 9th Avenue,   Walla Walla, Washington   99362.   There. That's can't do it so fast now. You're gonna block it out.   Make sure you're in the coffin once you  

[00:44:37] Unknown:

Does everybody have the address?   Okay. Yes.  

[00:44:42] Unknown:

Yes. Screen capture now. This tail is mailing.  

[00:44:48] Balderson:

I just take the paper and put it in my phone. That works.  

[00:44:52] Unknown:

So I think it's weird that the the the, Android guys   aren't caught up with and presenting their,   stick vision on your face for an augmented reality   VR experience thingies ready at the Same time as Apple. You guys think that's on purpose,   or you think they literally just aren't keeping up with the Apple snow goggles,   And they're gonna come out with the sunglasses instead or what? I mean, are you guys following this? I've I glanced at it real quick because I do like the idea of using this kind of apparatus To sculpt or create art adventure,   but that's about it. You know? I look at the prices and I go, oh, I can't afford that. I probably won't use it, and then I go away from Man, $35100.  



[00:45:33] Balderson:

The the things I could get for $35100   that I would piss on those fucking glasses for.   Yeah. I know. It it it's a lot.  

[00:45:43] Unknown:

Well, the thing that they that doesn't make sense is they call it augmented reality.   But you're not looking at reality. You're looking at a video   projection   of reality. You're not seeing through the glasses.  

[00:45:56] Unknown:

There's there's screens that are you are. I think with the the new Apple product, you're seeing through No. Well, you're you're seeing a a projection  

[00:46:04] Unknown:

From cameras that are in the front of it. Mhmm. You you can look at somebody there that's wearing the goggles, and you see what looks like their eyes   blinking and looking at you.   It's a video screen with a simulated set of your eyes that are looking  

[00:46:19] Unknown:

Oh, is it? See, I didn't know. I haven't looked at it that close. You're not looking at reality. You're not actually looking through the glass. No. You're you're looking at a projection.  

[00:46:27] Unknown:

It's a it's a a huge amount of colors,   You know, but it's not as vivid as real life.   There's no reality in it.   It's   a simulation.   You know?  

[00:46:39] Balderson:

We Yeah.  

[00:46:41] Unknown:

It's   like it's a cool idea, but   they there's no way that they can pull it off yet,   You know, at least that we could afford.  

[00:46:50] Unknown:

Right. Afford that much. I like how it looks like Jim has a lava lamp.  

[00:46:57] Balderson:

Yeah. It does.   It does.   Either that or a glowing butt either that or a glowing butt bug.  

[00:47:04] Unknown:

Same thing. If you're brave enough, it's the same thing.  

[00:47:08] Balderson:

That that that was a pretty good well done movie, and it really conceptualized   This whole thing altogether. I mean, I don't know how realistic the movie at all was compared to what you the the things are or whatever,  

[00:47:22] Unknown:

But this movie was They definitely have the rolling moving treadmills available now for people that are doing full immersion VR stuff. Right. So Omnidirectional?  

[00:47:30] Balderson:

I had that when my son was 8.   In in Las Vegas,   I took him On his 8th birth for his 8th birthday, we were, by Las Vegas. So I took him to Las Vegas, and we went to the,   Excalibur,   Which is really   centric.   And there was a you oh, and you put on this giant helmet thing. And then you walked on a   Ball, and you could bounce and everything,   and it did whatever you were doing.   You you'd run-in whatever direction.  

[00:48:04] Unknown:

So ready player 1 had a lot of interesting elements, including   a character that everyone thought was a cool guy who turned out to be a real cool,   black woman.   That was cool. Yeah. And then the other cool thing was there's this, really beautiful chick who had, like,   a facial scar, so she wasn't, like, actually beautiful because she had a facial deformity. But she was actually beautiful because  

[00:48:28] Balderson:

She's she's actually beautiful. Yeah. She didn't she didn't she didn't look like Mikhail Gorbachev who was like I mean,   I like the dude from fucking Yeah. The wine stain looked like assassination  

[00:48:39] Unknown:

attempt gone gone wrong. The book was pretty good. We listened to both of these books on audio when we're on a road trip or And they're they're pretty good. They're a lot different than the movie. There is a guy too, I thought.  

[00:48:49] Unknown:

Wheaton Wheaton,   the starshark guy.   He was in it. The he well, he narrated it. The the guy the kid from Star Trek.   What was his name in Star Trek?   His his real actor name is Wil Wheaton.   Wil Wheaton had a geek blog and was very popular for   being a child in Star Trek when many children were watching Star Trek and identifying with the Wil Wheaton character because he was the only kid,   Wesley   Crusher or something? Was it Wesley? Yeah. Wesley Crusher. Wesley Singh. Crusher. Yep. Wesley Crusher.   So that was interesting.   But as far as Ready Player 1 goes in these Google Goggles or Apple Vision Pro, whatever you wanna call them, They were advertised   in this movie. So this movie was advertising this very product, which is released   now in 2024.  

And will you use this   headset to play Minecraft   in?   Probably.  

[00:49:56] Unknown:

Of course, they will. I mean, what else are they gonna do with it?   You already have the habit of playing Minecraft. Of course, you're gonna continue the habit with The new weirdo tech.  

[00:50:06] Balderson:

Only you get to walk around inside the the   nonsense things you build.  

[00:50:12] Unknown:

Well, yeah. So if you combine that feel like you're fired out of a cannon that's activated by sheep. Yeah. It's like you're playing a first person shooter game because the camera   On your monitor and your television is in the first person perspective, and you see the gun and you see your hands. So now you just put that up against your eyeballs,   now you're playing a first person shooter game.  

[00:50:33] Unknown:

The feature that Wait. Wait. Wait. Sorry to interrupt, Alan. But when you're playing Minecraft, Does it show your blocky,   8 bit character's face   on the external monitors,   or does it show your human face still?  

[00:50:46] Unknown:

When you're playing   in first person view,   then you'll see your tool.  

[00:50:53] Unknown:

Right. But I mean, on the outside, if you're watching me play, are you seeing my Minecraft character's face or my real face?  

[00:51:00] Unknown:

Oh, are you talking about on a Minecraft server where there's multiple players and you're playing with a friend and your Minecraft  

[00:51:07] Unknown:

said the goggles the new goggles, they look like they're Lucent.   But, actually, it's monitors on the exterior   as well as the monitors on the interior. And I'm asking about the exterior monitors. Do you think that they'll I mean, will they just turn off? Maybe they'll just say Minecraft on the outside so everyone knows you're playing Minecraft, or they'll go blank, or will they show the face of you? Send them to us so we can try them out on a stream, and we can tell you how they work.   Yeah. We will try them out. We will do 10 streams in a row if you send us goggles. We will mail them to each other.   I'm not kidding. We will we will make a whole year long focus on these goggles if you send us a pair to to the PO I don't know if I'd have to go to an Apple Store to test them, but there isn't an Apple Store in my area. It's kinda I bet you it is like test driving a car. You Say, hey. Can I try that? And they're like, are you serious about buying, like or, like, if you wanna play an expensive guitar You have to take your Rolex watch, your wallet, and your car keys.  



[00:52:03] Unknown:

Your mom. And your mom. Does your mom have to sign for you to log log you if you log in? In a private back room,  

[00:52:10] Balderson:

And then you can test it out. You can't leave a small saying Rolex still exists. I was when I was in San Francisco walking around, there's still a Rolex store,   And they had guards outside it and everything.   Like, I'm like, wow. People still pay a bunch of money for watches? Oh, it's That's huge.  

[00:52:27] Unknown:

And the the reap the the people,   making copycat watches are so accurate that the best,   jewelers and watchmakers in the world can't tell the difference sometimes.   Like, the guys that are imitating the highest end watchmakers   have become so exceptional at making what they call replica watches because they're they're not even imitations at this level. They're replicas. They're they're creating replicas that are so accurate.   So the watch is $300,000,   but you can buy the replica for $30 that's essentially identical. Oh. You'd you'd have to get an expert In the I wonder if they sweep.  

[00:53:03] Unknown:

A a real Rolex, the secondhand  

[00:53:05] Unknown:

sweep   instead of tick, tick, tick, tick. Oh, you just reminded me of something, Jim. I forgot. When I was in New York City in 2000,   2001,   but was the towers were still standing, but only for a few more months, I either that or it was 2,000. I don't remember. But I took a disabled man to the paralyzed veterans wheelchair games, and, it was a good time. It was really crazy to be In a hotel downtown on Broadway with 600 people in wheelchairs. Good time. Right? But, of course, you lay the guy down in bed, and you gotta go out and do something To get, you know, to take a load off. So I'm hanging out with these kids that are in the hotel, you know, and, this one kid went downtown, and he bought, like, Cool Jordan Jersey, like a blue one. Like, you wouldn't be able to get that stuff back then. And he had all this stuff, and he swore to us That he bought a real Rolex for $200, and we're like, bro, it's not real. And that's what I used to show him. Mhmm. I told him, bro, it doesn't have a continuous secondhand because the secondhand on the Relics just moves.   It doesn't go Sweeps.  

It just yeah. It's continuous. And that's what I told him. Look, man. You know? I forgot all about that. That poor guy was so disappointed. I was like, $200? Yeah. That sucks. He's like, but I went inside of a store. It wasn't off the street. It wasn't enough I forgot I got off the street. I'm like, of course, they have storefronts   where they're selling fake merchandise, man. So just because the guy didn't go like this? A legitimate  

[00:54:25] Balderson:

rolodex rolodex. Welcome to New York fucking city.  

[00:54:28] Unknown:

It doesn't jump.   It has a smooth motion secondhand.   I guess, sweeping, window washing.  

[00:54:38] Unknown:

Yeah. Motion. Okay. Perfectly continuous.   Okay.   Because there's gears inside there to go. Right.  

[00:54:45] Balderson:

If I was gonna spend a bunch of money on a timepiece, I'd maybe think about one of those atmospheric clocks. Those things are cool as fuck.   The ones that just run off the atmosphere itself, like the changes in the atmospheric pressure and whatnot,   those are super cool.  

[00:55:02] Unknown:

Not sure if I know what that is.  

[00:55:04] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[00:55:05] Unknown:

Never heard of those. You guys are talking about,  

[00:55:08] Balderson:

images. Changes in the atmospheric Pressure. So it's almost   except for the fact that, you know, occasionally, the gears will go out and whatnot. It's basically a perpetual Oh, yeah. Like, people get these things for their wedding anniversary and stuff.   Yeah. Cool as fuck.  

[00:55:23] Unknown:

Cool. I don't have a wedding anniversary, but I have a silver play button  

[00:55:28] Unknown:

for having us That's funny. This is I guess it's tonight's the night to remember things. I ended up with one of these things one time, Ben. Silver play button?  

[00:55:36] Balderson:

Yeah. Like, I don't know what that is. You know, you're like, oh, I have one.  

[00:55:40] Unknown:

Hey. I ended   up selling it or giving it away. This is a long time ago too. That's a trip. How strange. Just accidentally got a 100,000,000  

[00:55:48] Unknown:

subscribers on YouTube, and YouTube send you a silver play button. You're like, yeah. I have one of those. No big deal.  

[00:55:53] Balderson:

Well, I had one of those. It was I got it all. It's in my fucking pocket. On the shelf somewhere?  

[00:56:03] Unknown:

The Balderson. I we we should we should make a a custom play button for Balderson and send it to him that doesn't. Yeah. It just it's just his play button. It doesn't commemorate anything. We'll just put Balderson's play button, and then, you know Yes. On the back, we'll write in parentheses, Please hang in,   alchemy   den. I can't think of the right word. Shop.   It's not a studio. There's a  

[00:56:28] Unknown:

It's a compound.  

[00:56:30] Unknown:

No. The whole place is the compound, and then down the hill is the shop, but there's a different word. That's memetics.   Lab. Thank you. My god. Lab. Yes. Lab. He's hanging in lab in lab   laboratory.   There we go. Laboratory.   Yeah. Okay. It was labor.  

[00:56:48] Unknown:

Figured it out. The labor We are weaving wizards welcome.   Or was it webs? I forget.   I forgot.  

[00:56:56] Unknown:

Weaving webs, welcome here. Yes. Weaving  

[00:57:00] Unknown:

wizards   working.  

[00:57:03] Unknown:

Rahul Black says it's a parlor. That's right. Would you like to enter into my alchemical parlor?   Please don't sit on the dry eyes.  

[00:57:12] Balderson:

Or do.  

[00:57:15] Unknown:

Or you can. Oh, yeah. I prefer you can. Your pants off if you're gonna sit on the dry eyes. Yeah. Choose what you got.   Oh, that would be so bad because if your ass is a little bit moist, the ice sticks to it. We could we could break a bunch of stuff in Small pieces and invite people to jump into a kiddie pool and then roll around in it and see what happens.  

[00:57:35] Balderson:

My I my hands were used to it enough. I can grab it for quite a minute for for a minute. But if your hands are wet,  

[00:57:43] Unknown:

No. No. You don't wanna do that. Yeah. That was a joke, folks. That's like a that's like a jackass scream, bare ass, and dry ice.   Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking of jackass. It's too bad we didn't What would Steve o do? Over to those guys when they were young. They definitely would have done that. You know? What would Steve O do? Would he bare ass dry ice? What would Steve O do?  

[00:58:03] Balderson:

That's that's a bad question.  

[00:58:06] Unknown:

I saw Steve O live, downtown.   And, yeah, that's exactly the face you end up making. Dustin and tried to bear ass dry eyes on this for bits he made. What he did is he made all these horrible videos and bits and skits that he had these ideas. He had these really,   Real libertine   ideas.   And   so   he would He would work up the bit by talking to us and telling stories,   and you couldn't have any video or cameras of any kind. They were stalking through the audience. It was like a 100 Security guys to make sure nobody was recording. Mhmm.   And then they would put the video that he's talking about up on the big screen, and everyone would almost vomit, And then he'd do it again, you know, and it was really   it it was some bad stuff, you guys. It's it disgusted me, and that's no small feat. It's a dry ice cream with the astronauts eat.  

I think they just get takeout firstly.   I think they get takeout.  

[00:59:08] Balderson:

My my daughter went and saw that, Steve O.  

[00:59:11] Unknown:

Oh, she watched it too?  

[00:59:13] Balderson:

Yeah. She he came to South Dakota. He must You know, when people are at the end of their career, they'll eventually come to South Dakota  

[00:59:25] Unknown:

so they can,   reap the benefits?   When when Chris Angel visits South Dakota, let me know. I gotta Well, it might be some kind of,  

[00:59:34] Unknown:

Symbolic gesture, like a ritual gesture. Like, what? He booked a gig where? And then the guy at the top is like, alright. We understand. Yeah. I want Chris Angel to sign my, mind freak, Secret revelations book, but,  

[00:59:46] Unknown:

wait until he comes to South Dakota.  

[00:59:49] Balderson:

What do you got? South Dakota is the is just a small step   Before   your local casino.  

[00:59:57] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. He he'd he'd be playing at a casino.   Chris Angel doing his mind freak reunion tour? Just Putting putting the mind back together. He's  

[01:00:07] Balderson:

doing a residency in Las Vegas. We were just there. Vegas when we were there?  

[01:00:12] Unknown:

Oh,   that's it. It's too bad we didn't go see him.  

[01:00:16] Unknown:

It's too bad he didn't go see us.  

[01:00:21] Balderson:

Alan Marcus was gonna go make out with him. I was about to.  

[01:00:25] Unknown:

It's true.  

[01:00:27] Unknown:

Do you think you ate French Kiss You or not?  

[01:00:33] Unknown:

It's an illusion, man. It's an illusion.   So you would think that he was kissing you, but he didn't actually French kiss you? It's magic with a c, not magic with a k. It's it's stage magic. He didn't actually French anybody, but it felt that way.  

[01:00:49] Unknown:

And when Claudia did except for him still gay then?   Yep.   Just a We don't really have to evaluate this a lot. I mean,   if it's just a hard yes, it's yes.  

[01:01:08] Balderson:

Just immediate, not even a second  

[01:01:10] Unknown:

Yeah. It's just a boner. Yes. That's for sure.  

[01:01:14] Unknown:

Apparently,   2 weeks ago, they published an article about Chris Angel. He used to have a heavy metal   Magic show that was like poison   with magic tricks.   Now  

[01:01:25] Unknown:

now I'm more curious. So do you believe it's a heavy metal fan. He used have a heavy metal magic show, and he still does too. It's still heavy,   and there's still dry ice,   and it's still very atmospheric.  

[01:01:38] Unknown:

It'd be awesome. Oh, and apparently, last year, he proposed   reproposed   to his ex wife.   So he's one of these guys.  

[01:01:47] Unknown:

He's a money guy. He's got a lot of money.   He made   so much money   selling books, selling DVDs,   selling illusions.  

[01:01:58] Unknown:

Elusions. Elush. Exactly. Selling a loose trap.  

[01:02:02] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[01:02:03] Balderson:

Yeah. Copperfield's   making a comeback, isn't he? What what's he gonna make disappear again? He's supposed to make something new disappear now. The moon or something maybe? Yeah. The moon. The America's because National  

[01:02:14] Unknown:

Debt, 3 trillion dollars. Billion.   Sure. It's kinda No.  

[01:02:18] Unknown:

It's a great reset. Big enough. It's way bigger than the moon. He better just stick to small things like the moon. Is David Blaine performing at the World Economic Forum this year? Making it all go away. No more war. I wanna see David Blaine and Criss Angel fight, and I don't want any magic. I wanna lock him in the octagon.  

[01:02:35] Unknown:

I wanna see him play some Smash Brothers on GameCube. And let's see whoever did this match. Okay. That's right. Yes. Alright. We're at we're at the portion of the show. I was waiting waiting for   celebrity death man   truther   edition.  

[01:02:51] Balderson:

It's gonna   it would be so good. Mhmm. It would be so good. I've got so many good Oh, yeah. Type in all caps in the chat who would be your favorite Truther,  

[01:03:01] Unknown:

versus truther celebrity deathmatch. Yeah. And for those people that don't remember or maybe are too young, we need to explain that, music television AKA MTV used to have this wonderful claymation show. Mhmm. They called it celebrity death match, and it was claymated just like Gumby or any of the other cool claymation. And they would get   famous people   to fight to the death   during the claymation matches, and it was probably the best Shit that happened on TV in our generation in the nineties or whatever. It was it was It's hilarious.  

[01:03:33] Balderson:

Amazing.  

[01:03:34] Unknown:

It's like Davey and Goliath for the Christians out there. That's  

[01:03:38] Balderson:

right. Like, straight up, like, in every every one of the would could would have, like, their a couple a couple little lines   with things that they do.   Well, I said, like, like, fucking   maybe, like, David Ike would, like, rip people's face off, and then there's a lizard underneath me. Yeah.  

[01:03:55] Unknown:

Yeah. They have finishing moves. Exactly. Finishing moves. So David Ike versus Alex Jones would be the big pay per view event.  

[01:04:02] Unknown:

Yeah. And Alex Jones' finishing move could just be the squat like he's taking a dump and say, I'm Bill Hicks.  

[01:04:09] Balderson:

Yeah. Yeah. And then and then kill him. And then and then at the end when he keeps losing, he goes,   ah,   and all the frogs come up, And they say he's gonna beat up the other dude, and then and then they're like, thanks for helping us not be gay, Alex.  

[01:04:28] Unknown:

So Let's see. The thing that we have to work out.   Triple E versus Owen Benjamin. Rule black. Rule black. You I've got your back here, bro. This is probably the best comment we've had all night.   That's that's what I wanna see. Let's see it. Owen Benjamin  

[01:04:46] Unknown:

in a celebrity   death match?  

[01:04:49] Unknown:

Wouldn't that be awesome?  

[01:04:51] Unknown:

Do they have to make their own claymation figure?  

[01:04:54] Unknown:

No. I want them to fight to the death of real oh. The the Sean can totally  

[01:05:01] Unknown:

this is only an imagination   exercise   in claymation creativity?   It's like playing with action figures and Barbie dolls.  

[01:05:11] Unknown:

That might be the way to do it. Instead of claymation,   we'll just get a reasonably facsimile of the I gotta get the updated one. Of of the dolls.   Yeah. And then have somebody go, oh, it's a.  

[01:05:23] Unknown:

I'm kidding you. Yeah. Viewer discretion is not supervised tonight.   So if you got your truth or action figures,   I don't know. Don't try to make them scissor or anything like that. A piece of this? I'm an Tool off grid farmer.  

[01:05:43] Unknown:

Well, Well, I mean, if we were to go back to the things that Owen Benjamin has done and compare   the variety of insults and, crazy things that he's decided to hurl at people, you could definitely think we see a difference between how he approaches some people and how he approaches others. Let's just be vague and say it that way. Who's,   extracurricular   people in their lives he does or does not drag in and to what degree?   There's a distinct difference   between,   what things he's willing to say and how he's willing to approach it.   In the meantime If you haven't noticed, if you're a Owen fan, he does seem to have   consistent falling outs Over long periods of time with different people and hurl the identical insults at them when the falling out happens  

[01:06:30] Balderson:

Yeah. Over and over and over again. Yeah. A celebrity game match with me would be just him in there talking shit and saying the same repetitive jokes and then me going in   And jumping up on the top rope so that way him and I are eye to eye.   And just reaching out and grabbing him by the face and Just going.  

[01:06:52] Unknown:

Okay. Here's a good match up.  

[01:06:54] Unknown:

Russell Brand versus Tim Pool. Now that would be great. Russell Brand, Tim Pool is a good idea. That's a good Yeah. So if Russell Brand snatches Tim Pool's beanie off his head,  

[01:07:05] Unknown:

do we is that is that, like, the end of the match, the game's over? No. I think it's like one of those sculptures that's made out of paper  

[01:07:12] Unknown:

that stretches out. You what about like, they looked like a normal bust And you grab them and wiggle them around, and then they expand out. They look like a big long accordion, I think, are you asking? Suggesting we hire hobos  

[01:07:23] Unknown:

to wear costumes and paper mache masks representing our favorite truthers like Alex Jones   and David Ike. And then they   Play with each other in a synchronized way where there's a ballet of  

[01:07:38] Unknown:

choreographed moves. We could make it like dance dance revolution.  

[01:07:42] Unknown:

Yeah. So it's like sports wrestling entertainment where   no one's getting shit on their head   doing a sexual act.  

[01:07:50] Unknown:

Well, not till after the fight.  

[01:07:55] Balderson:

What the fuck happened?  

[01:07:58] Unknown:

Hibbler versus Mark Sargent. That that would be good.  

[01:08:01] Balderson:

Oh, fuck. That would be hilarious.   And like I said, then each of them has to have, like, their own little Sayings in their own little things. A catchphrase.  

[01:08:09] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[01:08:13] Unknown:

Like, David, I just calls everyone out of here. Who would fight Joe Rogan is a good question. This is a really solid question because there's nobody if we're honest, there's nobody on Joe Rogan's level.   So Russell Brand kind of.  

[01:08:25] Balderson:

It should be Owen Benjamin because, like, Joe Rogan's got them fucking, like, killer leg kicks. That's just because you wanna see Owen get her. To lead the   Owen and Benjamin.   I'm looking for the comedy value here. Or down bail in. At the top of Joe Rogan's head, and Joe Rogan just sits in whiff kicks for, like, 3 minutes. No. You know that leg kick. You chop Chapel Big Bear right down. It it would, but if he put his hand on his on his forehead, it would keep him, like, 5 feet away  

[01:08:57] Unknown:

Yeah. It would take a little while. Yeah.  

[01:09:00] Unknown:

All the lollipops are falling out of his van. Let's let's take this to the next level and make it a tag team match. So we have to have 2v2   matchups, pair ups ready to go.   So it'd be let's go. Sarah Palin  

[01:09:26] Unknown:

by.  

[01:09:27] Unknown:

Roseanne. No one's really getting hurt. Roseanne Roseanne counts the fan. Would be fucking great, Rose. Joe Rogan's getting beat up by fuck. Is losing because he's Now that would be a good match. Joe Rose versus Roseanne would be very good. Oh, Vince. So then Roseanne comes down and top Turnbuckles all all in on the fucking edge. So after those men beat him, then she could bring him back in as her tag team partner, and then we could put them versus Ike And, we could team Ike up with,   with, Bill Hicks.   I can't think of his real name. Alex Jones. Alex Jones. David David Ike, Alex Jones versus Roseanne Barr, Joe Rogan for the biggest   Conspiracy tag team deathmatch  

[01:10:09] Unknown:

of all Of all time. Yeah.   So are the rules? You just have to have a podcast, then you can get George the ring?  

[01:10:18] Balderson:

Yeah. That that should be the girls. Megan Megan Merkel?  

[01:10:23] Unknown:

Oh, it's Tripoli with the steel chair.  

[01:10:26] Balderson:

Yeah.  

[01:10:29] Unknown:

This could work.  

[01:10:32] Unknown:

I think we get more views than The Masked Singer.  

[01:10:38] Unknown:

Jim's reaction to the masked singer is the same way I feel When a film comes in when somebody turns vampire  

[01:10:45] Balderson:

and then slays the vampire  

[01:10:48] Unknown:

and it's like, I still got didn't. Oh, wait. Okay. So now it's celebrity death match versus truth or death match. And that word. Celebrities  

[01:10:57] Balderson:

versus cheaters  

[01:10:58] Unknown:

Because the truth is, they're saying that the celebrities are telling the lies, and the and the and the Hollywood   actors are the bad guys. So the truth  

[01:11:08] Balderson:

I get to fight to coach you. I get to fight to coach you.  

[01:11:15] Unknown:

What language what   language will be allowed in the ring if you fight?   German?   Only?  

[01:11:26] Balderson:

Like, Octon.   Octon.  

[01:11:31] Unknown:

Okay.   Could this all be prevented if we have some shamanism?   No.   Yes.   So what so what is shamanism? What is shamanism?  

[01:11:44] Unknown:

Well, shamanism,   what it really boils down,   to it is Shamanism.  

[01:11:52] Unknown:

Did you catch that? No.  

[01:11:55] Unknown:

One more time, please.  

[01:11:57] Unknown:

What is shamanism?   Well, shamanism,   when it really boils down,   to it is shamanism.  

[01:12:07] Unknown:

I got it now. Thank you. I didn't catch it the first time.  

[01:12:12] Balderson:

Is that that dude that was humping the Dolphins?  

[01:12:18] Unknown:

Lily. What was his name? Lily? John Lily? John Lily. Was that the dolphin hopper, dude?  

[01:12:25] Unknown:

Is he a shaman?  

[01:12:27] Unknown:

No. Wait. Now who that's not loud. The the clip actually sounded familiar, but I'm not sure I know who it was.  

[01:12:35] Balderson:

Jordan Peterson in the death mess. See now but you see that always have to be, like,   right wing because he's not really a Truther, and he does say some things that are true, but he's mostly just a right wing   and then they're to sheepdog people back to Israel.  

[01:12:51] Unknown:

You know? Thank you. It's true. It's true, folks.   Now I think if we're gonna have, Jordan Peterson with the the plain obvious answer There is to have him fight that guy that was pimping the girls online from Romania.   Oh, Andrew Tate? Yeah. Yeah. Jordan Peterson versus Andrew Tate. No. They would be on the same team. They'd be a tag team. Well, they are, but I mean, that's, you know, if you offer them enough money and exposure online, they will fight each other, guaranteed.  

[01:13:20] Unknown:

How about, Jordan's daughter  

[01:13:22] Unknown:

being the leader of the tag team? Oh, okay. Yeah. With Well, you know The bench. Yeah. That already Yes. Jim, that already happened.  

[01:13:31] Unknown:

Jordan Peterson's daughter and Ben Shapiro's   sister.  

[01:13:36] Unknown:

Mikaela Peterson,   I think that's was it actually Andrew Tate that did it? He he decided to interject himself into the Peterson family and go,   pull some tail off of Mikaela Peterson while she was still married to her husband   and then brag it up online and post pictures and evidence that he went to kick it with her, You know, showing what a pickup artist   study he really is. You know?  

[01:14:00] Unknown:

Okay.  

[01:14:06] Unknown:

We're gonna have everybody just stomp the living shit out of, the gun list. Did you guys see the rest of the show?   Inverted instead of some trying to be last. It's just bring Nick Fuentes out, and all of the people we're talking about just stomp him. So here's why it is an argument. What is shamanism?  

[01:14:22] Unknown:

Well, shamanism,   when it really boils down,   to it is Shamanism.  

[01:14:30] Unknown:

Did you hear it that time? No. I just heard   You didn't hear it?  

[01:14:38] Balderson:

I'm pretty sure that guy honked the light bulbs.  

[01:14:42] Unknown:

Yo. I can't hear it. Can you guys hear it? Did you guys see what shamanism was?  

[01:14:47] Unknown:

It's Sham as well.   That's weird. I can't hear you. Man. It's a Sham Man.  

[01:14:55] Unknown:

Sham Wow.  

[01:14:56] Unknown:

Shamwow guy. Now there Billy did Billy Mays.  

[01:15:00] Unknown:

We could get Vince Offer versus Billy Mays. That'd be good. Vince Offer's the guy that did the Shamwow stuff. He's still on To Graham. I follow him because it's like a train wreck. You can't look away. You know, like, the train's not peeling off of the tracks. It's headed into the canyon. The the Cars are following it over the edge, and you're like, woah.   This guy's still pitching stuff.  

[01:15:19] Balderson:

I think he was really getting up with hooker.  

[01:15:23] Unknown:

On cocaine one time?   Vince from ShamWow. He beat up a hooker.  

[01:15:29] Balderson:

Yeah. I gotta ask you this. If you would to Nice. Time. Yeah. You know what, Josh? My my my my   partner and friend Josh got,   Beat got bare mace by a hooker. You know? Yeah. She might have deserved   don't know.  

[01:15:46] Unknown:

Yeah. Jim's right. Bare  

[01:15:47] Unknown:

mace by a hooker? TMZ  

[01:15:49] Unknown:

Shamwow pitchman beats Hooker to the punch 2009. And there's a there's a picture of him here with a bloodied up face. So, like, I've seen  

[01:15:58] Balderson:

though too.  

[01:15:59] Unknown:

Yeah. His his real name is Shlomi, surprisingly enough. S  

[01:16:03] Unknown:

l o m I, Shlomi, Vince. We are the worst podcast to learn English   as a second language too. It'd be so confusing   It's on purpose.  

[01:16:13] Balderson:

Punch her and he was like, and there's more.  

[01:16:20] Unknown:

But What?   Hold on, guys. Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops said he allegedly hired a hooker who he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit obtained by the Smoking gun. Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she alleged On the button. Bit his tongue and would not let go. Or was he kissing her?   Yeah. Like like, you kissed the don't you know the rules, Vince? Vince, it's a hooker.   You know what? Singer at that. I mean, I know people that just don't kiss on a one night stand thing like Kissing a hook in the mouth.   Yeah. I don't know.  

So it's when she bit onto him and wouldn't let go.  

[01:17:02] Balderson:

Fuck. That's hilarious.  

[01:17:04] Unknown:

He's gay. It's gonna be hard to do the commercials with the twin. Why he stalked her up so that she would let it go of his tongue.  

[01:17:11] Balderson:

Yeah. Yeah. That'll do it.  

[01:17:14] Unknown:

That's quite the tail.  

[01:17:18] Balderson:

You might get   He did a pretty good interview on Juan a few weeks ago,   but,   that's the way I see, Phoenix Aurelius.   He's the ShamWow Alchemist.  

[01:17:31] Unknown:

Phoenix Ceruleus. Wait. Wait. We're gonna now we're gonna we're bringing the Alchemy Rivalry out live tonight.   This is exciting.  

[01:17:38] Unknown:

It's   February   3, 2024.   The gloves are off.  

[01:17:46] Balderson:

There's no tiptoeing through these you love sending No tip going. Anybody that tries to charge   $5,000 for a weekend event,   you are a freaking  

[01:17:56] Unknown:

Genius, you   are so smart.   We appreciate your   robust economic   job creating opportunities.  

[01:18:07] Unknown:

Well, I mean, if you've read his, bio, the it's totally he's got he's got the info in there that proves it's worth it.  

[01:18:14] Unknown:

It's a robot that's taking our jobs away, and Felix Aurelius is giving them back to us.  

[01:18:20] Unknown:

This yes. You know, I used to have that thing. What did it do? It spun its top. Cup cups.   Dreidels. There there was a dreidels. It was not dreidels.  

[01:18:33] Unknown:

Robbie the robot allowed the Jewish kids to play with dreidels on the Sabbath day.   Don't know if there's any other way to say it. Oh my god.  

[01:18:49] Unknown:

His name wasn't even Robbie.  

[01:18:51] Unknown:

Yes. It is. Rob the robot. Yeah. Robbie.  

[01:18:55] Unknown:

Totally Robbie. Oh, they named him Short for robbery,  

[01:18:59] Unknown:

which is what the orange juice drinkers have been doing to us through for   over 2000 years now, and it ends next month.  

[01:19:08] Balderson:

I remember in the user Internet.   Again, oh, no. It doesn't. Everybody was about having a robot in their house,   And there was all kinds of toys about it in the eighties.  

[01:19:21] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. Was it, like, one of the Rocky movies? He had a robot butler. Like Rocky 2?  

[01:19:27] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. That was the coolest. Rob the robots $300   on eBay.   Yeah.  

[01:19:37] Unknown:

These collectibles are expensive.   I saw a real Panasonic 3 d o yesterday.   Oh. A real Panasonic   3 d o.   Wow. It's behind a glass display case.   I also saw a   Sega handheld system, the Nomad.   Remember from   that hacker movie, Enemy of the State was Will Smith and Gene, hacker man? Oh, no. That was a knee is a  

[01:20:07] Balderson:

Geo, What is it? Was it was it was it Neo Geo or was it the nomad? Was it a Neo Geo? Neo Geo was the the stand up game that you could pick In the arcades, and they had, like, king of monsters, and they had samurai showdown.   It was triple graphics,  

[01:20:25] Unknown:

I think.  

[01:20:26] Balderson:

Yeah. It had a 1,000 it was a $1,000 for the fucking Neo Geo back then. It's fine. I used to want one.   A neo 3 50. No. A turbo graphics.  

[01:20:37] Unknown:

It was like a it came out it was like a   16 bit   Game, supposedly, but it was more like 8 bit in a lot of ways, but they,   it's a TurboGrafx.   That's what it was called. TurboGrafx 16. Yes. And they had a handheld version   that I always wanted. It was way too expensive. $350,   but it was color   Back when,   Game Boys were   first came out. Mhmm. It was, like, amazing.  

[01:21:09] Unknown:

Oh, thank you for correcting me on that because I almost bought the wrong device. That just would have been so embarrassing. I just spent $400   on an antique video game machine that wasn't even in the movie that I didn't even like.   What was the one you were talking about? Well, here's the one in the movie. It's the TurboExpress.  

[01:21:30] Unknown:

Oh, it's different. You see.  

[01:21:32] Unknown:

Yes.  

[01:21:34] Unknown:

I think that's a Mandela effect.  

[01:21:36] Unknown:

Uh-huh.  

[01:21:38] Balderson:

Call Brian Savely.  

[01:21:41] Unknown:

Yeah. Okay.  

[01:21:42] Unknown:

What what handheld video game device   was featured in the movie   Enemy   of the State.   What is what does everybody remember it as?  

[01:21:57] Balderson:

I do not remember the movie Enemy of the State that particular   turbo Press. I remember it vaguely.  

[01:22:12] Unknown:

This one right here. Uh-huh. Turbo graphics.   Yeah. Is that it's the same thing, just rebranded, I think.  

[01:22:19] Unknown:

Might be. We we're gonna have to figure this out. You could watch TV on it?  

[01:22:24] Unknown:

Mhmm.   And a TV tuner on it. Well, well, you could buy a TV tuner for it. And it played the same games as the,   TurboGrafx,   the 16, the larger console.   So you can play your games   on handheld and on your TV. It was amazing.   TurboExpress.   Yeah.  

[01:22:47] Unknown:

What was what was it when you were showing? I gotta find it. I think I took a picture of it.   I'll I'll get it here. Just, wonder if it's the same thing.   No. It's a different it's a different device. So the device I was looking at Nice.   Was a Sega.  

[01:23:02] Balderson:

Dave and Neil DeGrasse Tyson versus Flat Earth Dave and if fuck Eric Dube.   Pick another one. Carrot carrot b f e.  

[01:23:13] Unknown:

I was looking at a Genesis   Nomad. It was a Sega Genesis Nomad,   And it was   a screen that would take the full Sega Genesis cartridge   into the handheld unit, and then you could play it that way.   I was like, was that an enemy of the state? Oh, well.   I'll put the pictures in the telegram.   SBLJ or what's on your mind?   I like to hear what you're saying.  

[01:23:40] Unknown:

We'd love to hear what you're saying.  

[01:23:43] Unknown:

I can repeat myself, I guess. I said, and I quote I'm quoting myself here. Rule Black is coming up   With all of the very best conspiracy   death match, claymation matchups, he is the dawn king of conspiracy claymation death match fight fixing. I mean,   Not fixing. I mean, these fights probably should be fixed too if we're gonna have them so that we can get the betting pool going and Well, it's not airplane fights to have to be fixed fights so we win the betting pools.   I just can't stop my imagination. Uh-uh.   Very capacity.  



[01:24:16] Balderson:

Instead of Dubey. Yeah.  

[01:24:22] Unknown:

My bad. I just wanna see Eric Dube go down a slide in the heat and have it not go good for  

[01:24:31] Unknown:

him?  

[01:24:32] Unknown:

Just me.   Bear I think that's the least we could ask for.   Some of us being part of the what we call the flat earth community   would like to see his skinny little ass stick to the slide and scream out in pain and leave some skin behind Skinny little ass, stick to the slide, and scream out in pain and leave some skin behind. Maybe he does that thing where it's so hot. He tries to jerk away, And he dumps off the edge of the slide, and then he falls.  

[01:24:55] Unknown:

Those are some metal song lyrics, if you can remember what you just said. We don't have to remember it. Time stamp.   Recorded. We got it time stamped.  

[01:25:04] Balderson:

Oh, fuck. When we were kids, fucking playgrounds were crazy.   And then the the merry-go-round,   especially if you got a real good one that you could really get zipping.   That thing with that,   There was always, at least every year, a couple kids that broke   some limb  

[01:25:21] Unknown:

on the merry-go-round. Well, I always feel bad. You know, I mean, flying off of the merry ground is is and, yes, you can potentially get injured. But the guys that would stand too close   and, like, get their hand or their leg in there, thank god I never saw anybody stick their head in there, I'm sure it's happened. I'm sure there's kids that had a funeral because they stuck their head into the spinning merry ground. And it's like like, what? You don't have any common sense or something. Like, that thing is It's coming right past you. It looks like it's going 30 miles an hour. You don't wanna reach in there.   That's what you don't wanna do. You and you're not gonna run up and at the same speed the is moving and catch back onto it to keep pushing faster. You're gonna fall into the moving thing,   and it's just gonna chew you up.  

You know? So yeah.  

[01:26:03] Unknown:

Those merry-go-rounds have caused so many injuries over time, I think. Yeah.   Just Terrible.  

[01:26:09] Unknown:

I saw Anur the other day. He tied a rope. He tied, like, his pitot strap to it, and the kids were all on there holding on for dear life. And he took his 4 wheeler and took off really fast and got that thing going way faster than it's supposed to go. That's And he kicked off. They're like, oh,   you know what? Don't encourage them.  

[01:26:26] Balderson:

That's how you remove a nice tooth.  

[01:26:28] Unknown:

You wrap a little string on your chin. Want the thing to come off the base.   Then you have a story for the ages. You know? You got you got, like, a   A filming of the,   twilight zone movie type of outcome if you, if you do that now.  

[01:26:43] Balderson:

The only thing I ever had turn out real horrible one time,   we would, go on the trampoline.   And if you had 2 people that would time their bounces on the outside together,   and then you bounce just slightly offset from them,   Yeah. Would sink the trampoline down enough,   and you would you're then you would make it go down further, and it just whoosh. And you just Yeah. But he will.   I yeah. And freaking,   I did that once. Only I jumped up, and I tried to land on my butt, and it hit Perfect. Just perfect. So my ass actually cracked the ground right on my Ouch. Oh, no. And then it plugged me way up in the air, and I couldn't, like, move because I'm, like, Very bit of pain. Yeah. Yeah. That's gonna be a real that's a that's a disorienting type of shocking pain to choose. Yeah. Jam really hard, and then you're in midair.  

[01:27:36] Unknown:

Chimney chimney crickets.   That hurt.   Like, heck.   Gosh darn.   Trampoline.  

[01:27:44] Unknown:

Yeah. It was a good one. Who are the who are the worst conspiracy theorists out here?   Oh.   I would say that's probably not a know. Who who said Jim?  

[01:27:55] Unknown:

Yes. Something stupid.   Stupid.  

[01:28:02] Unknown:

Yeah. That might be a good line of inquiry. No. Probably not. Venom. That those are venomous words. Those are Gonna put snake venom in the water, and and that's, like, pissing in the the pool and the punch bowl at the party,   and then hiring the guy like, the guy comes to your house the night before the party and puts the turds in in the morning before the party. He says, I'm the turd removal service, and I'm gonna charge you half price.   But he doubles the price the night before, so he's charging you Oh, see. Yeah. I got it. I got it. We could have,  

[01:28:34] Unknown:

QAnon   fight Quinn Michaels.  

[01:28:37] Unknown:

We could have qanon fights Toshinaka model Moto for all the Bitcoin.  

[01:28:42] Unknown:

That's a dead fire blow up.   That'd be a big one.   I'm still trying to think of who's 7 Bowmar would fight. I guess it would have to be Someone else in the woke consciousness   community.  

[01:28:55] Unknown:

Okay. Teal Swan?  

[01:28:58] Unknown:

That would be a good one. I liked Teal Swan versus Roseanne or whatever they said,   Or maybe it was someone else. Uh-huh. But yeah.  

[01:29:06] Balderson:

Dude, in the Alex Jones, David, I one   Freaking Freeman Fly would have to come in and, like, just smash them both at the end so neither of them win.  

[01:29:16] Unknown:

Yeah. I mean, that would be good if Freeman Fly came in and prevented   Either one of them from succeeding and somehow took over,  

[01:29:23] Unknown:

that would be perfect. And then the fight ends with Freeman Fly restoring Google Video   and abolishing YouTube from ever existing?   Oh.  

[01:29:34] Unknown:

Oh. It's crazy. It's too subtle. Going.   Yeah. I'm liking where this is going.  

[01:29:40] Unknown:

But Janet Jackson still shows her titty at the Super Bowl. That's important.  

[01:29:47] Balderson:

That's important.  

[01:29:49] Unknown:

Can't do without that. Well, some things aren't affected by Mandela and other, you know, and that kind of stuff. Yeah.   Maybe the boob changes. Instead of left, it was right, but it but it still has that same sun and moon Uh-huh.   Thing? The the  

[01:30:06] Unknown:

thing?   Yeah. It's can you   adornment? Could I go on Etsy and find one of those?   I I don't think it was I don't think there was any,   sticky part to it. I think it was a piercing, but I don't know. Let's play the tape back and  

[01:30:21] Unknown:

Zoom in on it real close and place it. We're gonna get this stream shut down, and Jim's gonna get a strike on this account if we show Janet Jackson's breast  

[01:30:30] Unknown:

8 of 8 of swords, blindfolds.  

[01:30:33] Balderson:

Let's not play the video. Confirm the video. He actually likes to go fucking bowling and try to get strikes.  

[01:30:42] Unknown:

I play with the bumpers and the gutter.  

[01:30:45] Unknown:

Just don't show wrestling clips.   We should be fine. No WrestleMania clips. No WrestleMania clips. No anime clips.   Nothing from Sony.  

[01:30:57] Unknown:

Nothing   from Japan.   No hentai. No fun.   We gotta check-in with guy. We gotta check-in with Rockfin. How's Rockfin doing tonight?  

[01:31:11] Unknown:

It's a good question.   We appreciate, Rockfin.   We're glad they're there. We're sorry if we're not seeing your comments and reading them out.  

[01:31:19] Unknown:

What is shamanism?   Well, shamanism,   Some,   when it really boils  

[01:31:25] Unknown:

Boil it down.   No. No. Don't let it boil down. I'll figure it out. What is your name? Is it Donaldson's  

[01:31:33] Balderson:

to it. This is shamanism.   Ronald Layton says Ice T is now a TV cop.   Yeah.   Eric Dube versus Zachary Hubbard. Chad Warren says   Jordan Maxwell is bought brought back from the dead for a match, and he is a wizard.  

[01:31:54] Unknown:

Oh, Jordan Maxwell is gonna fight, William Cooper then. If we're if using necromancy. I got lots of ideas. Do you Eustace Mullins is gonna dominate this fucking shit. He's gonna just dominate.  

[01:32:04] Unknown:

Tex Mars.  

[01:32:06] Unknown:

Yeah. That's why it's supposed to be   a good one.  

[01:32:10] Balderson:

I wouldn't care. It says don't hate on Dubay, and I wouldn't care about Dubay myself. Right. He shits on a lot of my friends, and there's no reason for it. Like, he's picked the fight for no apparent reason.   Like so   That's the only reason that guy gets it. But other than that, I don't give a shit about I mean, it's not like I got anything that gets anything he says or anything or anything. Well, it's just it's just like All other stuff. You know, you find somebody conspiracy  

[01:32:35] Unknown:

ville, lots of content. You imbibe a whole bunch of it. You watch it. You enjoy it. You start to get some iffiness, and you looking into him, and then you're like, oh my gosh. This person might be a chill or there's things about him I don't like. And it's just a normal process   in conspiracy ville. You know? Like, I I really enjoyed Alex Jones when I first found him. It was probably, like, 2,005   or 2,004 or something. Yeah. You know? And it wasn't very long before I was like, don't trust that guy. And that kind of stuff just happens over and over again. And, of course, you gotta you gotta kinda chalk Eric Dubay up. He's a bit of a gatekeeper, and if he's not, then he's a little off Kilter. He's a little weird.  

[01:33:11] Unknown:

So defend yourself   in the ring for your honor.   Fight for your right.  

[01:33:20] Balderson:

To party.  

[01:33:24] Unknown:

What's a livestream? To have a YouTube   count? If your YouTube account has been removed   and you win win in the ring, then Linda Yacarino has to give it back to you and unban you and then put you on the green list   where you're just going, going, going to a 1000000 subscribers?  

[01:33:42] Unknown:

If we're bringing Art Bell back, I think he should have to Fight George Nori for what George Nori did. We have the technology to bring Art Bell back to the moon.  

[01:33:56] Unknown:

The robot, George Nori.  

[01:33:58] Unknown:

We have the tech. Here we go. We could make the instead of bringing them back, We could just make   realistic looking not super realistic, but realistic looking enough robots and then slap the silicone mask on them. So it's really obvious Said it's Art Bell. But then the actual human has to fight the robot, so it makes it a pretty severe disadvantage. And this is no longer Claymation.   This is IRL.   Like, you're George Nori, you're 70 or whatever, and you have to fight robot Art Bell with the rubber mask on And just see how you do. What's it feel like when you punch the robot?   How do you feel? Lucky. How do you how do you Maybe you give them some implements to fight with,   In those situation like the Thunderdome, remember how the Thunderdome had the weapons? You had to use the the  

[01:34:42] Balderson:

the string that pulled you up to the ceiling. Go get them off the ceiling.  

[01:34:46] Unknown:

Yeah. And then get the you gotta get, like, the, the hula hoop rake   that's been sharpened on both sides, and you gotta try to get Janet Jackson's nipple ring off with it. Like, hey. Hey. You get off of there. Yeah. We'll we'll figure this out. Peter Turner?   Uh-huh. What is it? What does he say?   Who runs barter town?  

[01:35:10] Unknown:

Hoorah.  

[01:35:11] Unknown:

Who runs barter town?   He he he turns off the pig poop   gas   Generating system to prove To his flame.   That's right. He turns it off so that Tina Turner has to get humble eat some humble pie and be like, Alright, midget man. On the back of the giant with the helmet, you run Barter Town.   This When I great game. I'm just When I owned  

[01:35:41] Balderson:

a when I owned a restaurant   and my my bar when I owned a bar and restaurant,   I had a speaker system in there   and freaking not. I'd occasionally go, who runs   Barter town. Because I can see all the cameras, and and people, like, look around. Nobody once yelled out Master blaster.  

[01:36:05] Unknown:

They would've gotten a free round if they'd just yelled out master blaster. They just blew my nose.   Now for those of you young people or those people that have been living under a rock for the last 30 years,   Beyond Thunderdome is the 3rd installation of the Mad Max series, and it's by far the best one where there is a dystopian,   Metropolis in the middle of, nowhere where Max ends up,   recuperating and trying to get ready to go back and fight his battle, and it's, appears to be run   By the most amazing   Tina Turner.   Turns out that a midget who rides on the back of a big retard,   is actually in charge because they're the ones that are managing the pigs that are creating the fuel for barter town   By, their poop. Now other than intrigued Yes. A pretty good question.  

But yeah. So he turns off the methane   Supply   to humble Tina Turner. And the reason they call it Beyond Thunderdome is because there's a huge dome shaped   cage   Where people have to fight to the death   and there's cool weapons magnetized to the top of the cage, and you have to use elastic bands that are hooked to your back,   and so you have to, like, jump and bounce and then you like, they they spring and pull up and you have to reach up and get, like, the sharpened scythe with the wheelie bar at the end or whatever So that you can try to kill your enemy because 2 men enter,   but only 1 man.  



[01:37:33] Unknown:

I think about that movie every time I see one of those little kids You're one of those in the back Yeah. Yeah. At the fair? Or with? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The kids kid enters.  

[01:37:43] Balderson:

One kid leaves.  

[01:37:45] Unknown:

I'll bet you there's dads that have taken those things and held them up and made it look like,  

[01:37:50] Balderson:

like, beyond Thunderdome with 2 kids. This is how you this is how you get rid of the weak ones.  

[01:37:59] Unknown:

You're saying versus Airbnb,  

[01:38:01] Balderson:

That'd be fucking great.  

[01:38:04] Unknown:

You're saying we should have toddlers that a  

[01:38:07] Balderson:

in the ring. Fair. Make toddlers fight to the death. Fight.   No. It'd be Caribbean   versus the melted brick people. Who's the most famous melted brick?   Okay. First.  

[01:38:23] Unknown:

I just like the idea of Carrie b versus Archaics.   It's only fair to give her a gun since she's a woman and he's a man that. Give Caribbean guy. Who is that guy?  

[01:38:32] Unknown:

Arp.  

[01:38:33] Balderson:

Arp. Arp. Arp. Arp. Arp.   Arp. Arp. Arp. Or Nobody should listen to  

[01:38:40] Unknown:

Or kicks or Well, I mean,  

[01:38:43] Unknown:

I don't know. I mean, people could listen to whoever they want. With the Few times I've tried to tune in for up to 30 seconds. It seems a lot like what we call,   word salad   word salad nonsense.   Is that, if you're And that's if you're overlooking other things like,   well, in prison, they call it your paperwork.   Mhmm. You know? You might wanna take a glance at the paperwork   Channel that you're enjoying, if they have any.   Yep. Just see what it says.  

[01:39:10] Unknown:

Right.  

[01:39:11] Balderson:

Only thing I ever wanna hear out of that guy is gurgly sounds.  

[01:39:21] Unknown:

Gurgly sounds. That's  

[01:39:23] Balderson:

Quiet gurgly sounds. This is gonna be, like, more? Yeah. Which Kiki with some Kiki with some funny kicks. Crutches. Tricky kicks. Finishing moves.  

[01:39:33] Unknown:

I need finishing moves.   So if this doesn't turn into a claymation animation, it certainly needs to become I didn't hate it when they had a video game.   Need to turn into a fighting game for real? There's enough kids with talent and a lot of time and computers in their hands that could model   David Icke, and other celebrities and   release a homebrew game where he could   fight to the death?  

[01:39:57] Unknown:

A game instead of just a video. Yeah. I turned it into a game.  

[01:40:02] Balderson:

Turn turn it into a game? Then how are we gonna how are we gonna have that then? Well, we get the game going in the PlayStation 2,  

[01:40:10] Unknown:

and then it starts to franchise. Then we get comic books,   Then we get movies.   Then we have music   inspired by the video game.  

[01:40:20] Balderson:

You think enough mainstream   People know enough truthers to make that, relevant thing. Yes. Because it would only be amusing if you know who they are. There are fewer people watching CNN  

[01:40:33] Unknown:

and Fox News, and there are more people turning to   TikTok   to see the short video clips of other podcasters they love. No one's really watching   The  

[01:40:47] Balderson:

big mainstream news. No one's watching 2020. There are no news I agree with that. It's only falling off. They're dead. I agree. But So we're getting ahead of the curves here.   Were they watching   fucking dumbass   dumbasses on YouTube? Are they are they actually watching truthers?   Because I haven't noticed that.  

[01:41:08] Unknown:

Well, we're getting ahead of the curve   knowing   that   People are still looking for news   analysts and interesting people to talk about what is going on in the world,   And they're more likely to search YouTube. If people are still on YouTube, that's why so many people are removed from YouTube because people are saying, well, what happened in Miami   in January?   And then   whose video is gonna show up?   Is it gonna be a Tucker Carlson video talking about the mall event in Miami?   So all of these events that people are talking about on social media, but CNN never covers, Fox News never covers.   People are curious about it.  

If there is a convoy of truckers heading to Texas to the Eagle Pass border area   to defend people's rights to snip or not snip barbed wire fences?   Who's gonna talk about that?  

[01:42:02] Balderson:

Oh, that one got that one got weird quick. I didn't expect the federal government to back down the way they did. This is gonna be the most ugly Shouldn't ever if it happens. I don't believe one will happen.   But if it happens, this is gonna be the most landslide election that's ever happened.   It's gonna be ugly. I can't believe that they backed down. I thought that that was gonna be a crazy standoff, but now it's just   fucking, like, 2 kids in high school pushing each other. Yeah. You know, like, we had nobody taking a swing.  

[01:42:36] Unknown:

You say swig?   Like, a Yeah. Skinnier. That's what we of whiskey. Get get drunk and punch each other.  

[01:42:46] Balderson:

Yeah.  

[01:42:49] Unknown:

So we're not doing a secession then? We're not doing a little secession   this year?  

[01:42:54] Balderson:

Well, then what? The senator of Georgia was talking about half the cut? Because, actually, I think it ended up being 27   states total   Stood with Texas. Mhmm. Like,   it it got kinda ugly. It got pretty ugly for the I understood   Stand by the federal government backed down. I just don't see how they could do it and hold save face, and   they really didn't save face. Like Yeah.  

[01:43:21] Unknown:

I think I had the Biden report, but I have to dig it up. Let's see if we can find it again.   Have we heard from Biden at all? Is he is he alive?   The real Biden.  

[01:43:34] Balderson:

Will he please stand it up?  

[01:43:36] Unknown:

Can he stand up on his own? See how it works. Think so. He can't ride a bicycle.  

[01:43:43] Unknown:

He can't stay up   very long   Or you see him falling.  

[01:43:48] Unknown:

Mhmm.   Oh, I mean, I can't get a I'm just headed out to find it. We got so many files to keep track of does Biden wear,   Apple Pro Display? What is it called? A goggle thing? A Google Goggle to see where alternate reality is?  

[01:44:09] Balderson:

Maybe.  

[01:44:10] Unknown:

That's a good question.  

[01:44:12] Unknown:

I don't know.  

[01:44:13] Balderson:

He's just he's just sitting there, like, on that Rick and Morty episode where they have the dude that's sitting there with the glasses and they're sucking the juice out of his, The happiness out of his brain.   And he's, like, in a presidential chair somewhere just like, hey. I'll drool coming on. I'm president.  

[01:44:34] Unknown:

That's it.   It's about right.  

[01:44:39] Balderson:

Well, if they let him get some crack, he could stand up. You know how hard it is to stand up when you haven't had crack?  

[01:44:46] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[01:44:49] Balderson:

Do Bay versus our gigs.  

[01:44:55] Unknown:

Shamanism is shamanism   is shamanism   is shamanism.  

[01:45:02] Balderson:

Yeah. I'd have to step out of any,   claymation with our cakes and there, it get too ugly.   Maybe   bad. The things I do to a violet rapist. There's a reason that they separate   nor, you know, Decent inmates   from guys like that and keep those guys over in their little protected area where they can Sit around and play D and D,   talk about dumb shit.   I I don't give a rat's ass about what society he paid society's price.   Who cares?  

[01:45:44] Unknown:

What is the the price of redemption?  

[01:45:50] Unknown:

It's a good question.  

[01:45:53] Unknown:

Could it be answered in the next 20 minutes?   Are we gonna go for another 2 hours,   3 hours.  

[01:46:00] Balderson:

I don't know why it could be answered in 20 minutes. Holy smoke.   I mean, really, redemption that you know, I'm sure there there is, But there's also gotta be record, you know, for a lot of things.   But for something like that where you cause general most likely,   Yo. 99.99   infinity,   chances that you,   caused generational traumas to people that you're never even gonna   Beat. Like, I don't see how you can redeem yourself from that.  

[01:46:34] Unknown:

Yeah. That's rough.   Any,   any major beheadings in the news?   In guillotine action,   severed heads?  

[01:46:50] Balderson:

Any exciting violence? Seems like that's kinda Taking a low. Remember when that was real popular?   That was when we, that was when we were fighting with the,   air with the Muslims, though. We're not fighting the Muslims now, so we don't get to they don't show that,   faces of death type shit on TV anymore.  

[01:47:09] Unknown:

It's the Arab spring turned into an Arab dark winter.   Do they even have snow in the Middle East?   Haven't checked the haven't checked the weather reports in Saudi Arabia   in for forever. I've never checked them.  

[01:47:26] Balderson:

Yeah. I've I've not spent a lot of time looking at them either.  

[01:47:36] Unknown:

Remember this,   survival horror game   in the PlayStation system?   Terrifying.   With the president would   president would creep up behind you and sniff your hair, and you have to run away. I mean, you have to stand really still so it would go away.   Evil president.  

[01:47:57] Balderson:

Oh, it's fucking great.  

[01:47:59] Unknown:

Yeah.   Those fingers.  

[01:48:03] Unknown:

Play it with the the dual shocker.  

[01:48:08] Balderson:

He's like, I played the very first Resident Evil,   and,   he's basically like that liquor guy that, you know, you're you're just walking through and all say comes across the Ceiling with a long ass tongue and shit. Mhmm. Only before he licks, he has to get   take a big old sniff.   Don't let him smell your fear. Yes.   Exactly.  

[01:48:35] Unknown:

Just look at those fingernails.   Wow.   But he'd scraped those against some chalkboards.   Terrifying.   So that's,   it's putting the disco back and disconnecting from reality.   And the news cycle is so,   so bizarre.   Few days ago,   I heard   just through the chats, just through the, telegrams   and the message boards that there was a video on YouTube   of a guy, 32 years of age, I believe,   who had a YouTube channel, and he had published poetry books.   And he   may be the messiah or people say he is, a militia leader,   savior of America,   and against all federal agents?  



[01:49:31] Balderson:

Not some of them. All of them. All federal agents. Yep.  

[01:49:35] Unknown:

And the way he got attention   and   I don't know if this is the best way to get attention.   But to hold up a severed head   in a plastic bag?  

[01:49:50] Balderson:

Oh, that's Yahoo.  

[01:49:51] Unknown:

Yeah. The CA, who, Yahoo,   AltaVista   dog pile.   Mhmm.   Is this a big story?  

[01:50:06] Balderson:

Is this caught on anywhere? Is it showed on the Yeah. No. They're able to they're able to yank anything off the Internet.   Yeah. No. Like, you severed your dad's head. I would think that that would have got scrubbed in   Immediately, like, within hours of that getting back.  

[01:50:25] Unknown:

Supposedly, it was up for, like, 5 hours or something.  

[01:50:30] Unknown:

It was rehosted   on a number of different sites.   So it felt to me like other   events that have been in the it's happening   threads on the forums were deplorables post frog pictures.   And   having been on that   Internet for   most of my my entire adult life   and having experienced the cycles of the it's happening   event cycle   of   obscene   deaths, or are they not deaths? Questions of crisis actor or film set or fake king gay or whatever it was?   Those types of things. That's kind of the genre   of news item this seemed to fit into   Probably due to the fact that   there may have been a manifesto attached.  

I don't know if people are catching up to what we're dancing around on this topic, people   with manifestos.  

[01:51:37] Balderson:

You are not a proper psychopath   Unless you have a manifesto. Like, if you if you one day wake up and you're like, you know what?   Psychopath is for me. What do you need to do what first? Oh, make a manifesto.  

[01:51:52] Unknown:

Like killing all the animals that you see? You may not actually be able to To go psycho if you didn't write the manifesto in advance, I think. You know? And it's also true about art movements. So I've always considered those things to be curious. If you're gonna have an art movement, you also have to have a manifesto.  

[01:52:12] Unknown:

Right. So I guess If we're talking about ethical journalism   and responsible,   behavior,   Do we wanna say the guy's name? Do we wanna show his picture? Do we wanna put him on the front of the news?   I don't think this is a great way to   to, end the federal government.  

[01:52:36] Balderson:

So I'm just wondering now if, like, because,   you know, you don't hear about normal people having Manifesto is like Mhmm. I I was at my grandpa's house after he died and I found his manifesto.   Like, is it  

[01:52:49] Unknown:

Was your grandpa on the flight that flew into a skyscraper   in New York, and then after it just burned away, they found his passport a few blocks away   in a rubble pile?  

[01:53:02] Unknown:

Oh, I guess maybe they get the the the,  

[01:53:05] Unknown:

The Boston passport.  

[01:53:06] Unknown:

The Boston suit. Remember the passport suit meme where they built suits out of   passports because they're invincible?  

[01:53:14] Balderson:

Yes.   That that is the way to go into a firefight. It's like,   it's like having   a shaggy pants. It's invincibility.  

[01:53:25] Unknown:

Yeah. Total invincibility.  

[01:53:27] Unknown:

Yeah. Armor. What was that Shaggy song? He had a one hit wonder song.   Very catchy. You hear what I'm saying? Shaggy.  

[01:53:36] Balderson:

It wasn't me. It wasn't me.  

[01:53:39] Unknown:

It wasn't me. Yeah.   This guy had   released albums   of music.   He was an artist or is an art or creative.   Very,   prolific in some ways. Not as prolific as other authors. We've   We've interviewed here   on this very stream.  

[01:54:06] Balderson:

You know who else is a musician now? John Hinckley.  

[01:54:10] Unknown:

John   Hinckley.  

[01:54:12] Unknown:

He's out there playing gigs, man.   Yeah.   Yeah. I stumbled into John Hinckley. That's the guy that shot Reagan. Right? Yeah. Yeah. He's, like, writing folk songs and taking his guitar out and playing at bars and open mics and stuff. So he'd be, like,  

[01:54:26] Unknown:

I wonder if now Hinkley wrote it. Did Hinkley write a manifesto or no? He could play at our halftime show at our pay per view event of our our truther celebrity deathmatch.   No. I mean, we have to maximize entertainment value.  

[01:54:39] Balderson:

We have to have bread. If you wrote a manifesto,   he would have probably succeeded.   That's right. You can tell.  

[01:54:47] Unknown:

Is that what caused the beard the bullet to take a hard right? Yeah. Yeah. The the the the the the,  

[01:54:54] Balderson:

no. Wasn't it that the, hollow tips did not explode?  

[01:54:57] Unknown:

He took I don't remember. 22. I'm I believe he's I just remember Jodie Foster was involved somehow, and that Made it weird. I'm seeing the words come together in my head.  

[01:55:07] Unknown:

Women sit around, read the secret, and they do their manifesto.   Men write their manifesto.   So that   how that works. It's the manifest destiny   of killing all federal agents. Just become your own postmaster general, bro.   Just run your own post office.  

[01:55:27] Balderson:

But that one, you go postal, then what do you do If you're the one running it.   You go up there and beat yourself up.  

[01:55:37] Unknown:

Think it's pull a Charles Bukowski to a Hammond ride. Guy's name, Hinkley? What was his first name?  

[01:55:43] Balderson:

John. It.  

[01:55:45] Unknown:

Yeah. I'm getting, I'm getting the manifesto from Gordon Hinkley who's part of the, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints. Could we put that to music?  

[01:55:54] Balderson:

Of course, they have a manifesto.   Explains a lot, doesn't it? Explains  

[01:56:02] Unknown:

everything. So the away team is the Westborough   Baptist Church, and they gotta set on the bleachers on the far side   of the track.   Are they allowed to bring signs and protest?   Well, of course. Like, RAW 316.   I watched the WrestleMania once.   I think I know how this works.  

[01:56:28] Balderson:

Yeah.   Yeah.   Yeah. You just got you you just gotta you know, you take 22 communion cups and you,   you know, and just  

[01:56:39] Unknown:

Well,   I would take fucking wafers at people and beating them in the head with fucking stale communion wafers. So in church after communion, we had Plastic communion cups.   And then we'd have the grape juice. There'd be, like, the leftover grape juice   on the bottom of the little cup? Because not everybody was gonna, like, stick their tongue in the little communion cup to make sure they get all the grape juice to make sure they do a complete communion. They did, like, a partial communion. They just, like, take a shot of the communion. But, anyway, there'd be there'd be grape juice left in the bottom of the cup. And we take the cups, and we'd, like, put them in our hands, and we'd, like, pretend we're breaking our fingers off, and we crush the cup to get the grape juice to drip down? It would be like, stigmata.   Stigmata.  



[01:57:24] Balderson:

It's good. Good.  

[01:57:26] Unknown:

But the Plastic would be so sharp that it actually dig into our skin, and we'd actually bleed and actually have blood running down our hands. And then it got too real for most Christians tonight.   I almost got kicked out of the church that day.  

[01:57:41] Balderson:

Nice.   Also, if you're ever gonna have   My kids and I one time were fucking around with them, glow sticks, and we and we cut the ends off them. And we're chasing each other around, whipping each you know, whipping the glowing shit at each other.   And, just making a big old mess all over   of glowing stuff. But the there's when you break that, there's little piece of, like, glass or plastic in there, and when you whip them at each other, then it's really sharpened.   We all ended up with a bunch of little cuts.  

[01:58:17] Unknown:

Don't do it. Don't do it.   I never thought to whip it at someone.  

[01:58:24] Unknown:

Whip it.  

[01:58:25] Balderson:

Whip it.  

[01:58:27] Unknown:

Whip it real good.   I'm glad that I opened Telegram, and I see Jack Jackson's a boob tool.   That's what Telegram's good for.  

[01:58:38] Unknown:

Telegram. So good. It's like HBO.  

[01:58:42] Unknown:

It's premium content. Wow. It is a boob jewel.   Yes.   I don't lie about boob  

[01:58:49] Balderson:

jewels.  

[01:58:53] Unknown:

We'll put the link in here so that you could Check it out. I will hit about many things, but not boob juice. But not boob juice.  

[01:59:02] Unknown:

Have a reminder   for, 9 PM to take a moment of gratitude?   I'm 2 hours late, so I'm gonna go around and ask everybody to say what they're thankful for. I already said mine. Boob Jewel.   Who's next?  

[01:59:17] Unknown:

I'm thankful for chocolate cookies.  

[01:59:21] Unknown:

Can I be thankful for boob jewels too?  

[01:59:24] Unknown:

No. It's one one one thankful one person. Sorry. Oh, there are 2 boobs.  

[01:59:31] Balderson:

I'm thankful for a fat head stash.  

[01:59:35] Unknown:

Oh, up here?  

[01:59:39] Unknown:

I thought when I've got a fat head stash,   I was trying out it. I like the way the, The light in my headphones shines through there and looks like a piece of lint. I'm appreciating that effect.  

[01:59:52] Unknown:

There it is.  

[01:59:54] Unknown:

Yeah. I'm thankful for the lava lamp butt plug.  

[02:00:00] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:00:00] Balderson:

Thankful it's something. It looks like it's got moving action even.  

[02:00:05] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. It's self penetrating. In, but showed up in the in the post office box. So, like, a  

[02:00:12] Unknown:

torque?  

[02:00:12] Unknown:

Like, I mean, I I don't even know what it really is. In my mind, it's definitely a lava lamp.  

[02:00:18] Unknown:

It looks like a lava lamp.   The light bulb.   Make it Yeah. We ordered colors.  

[02:00:31] Balderson:

Everybody loves a good boob, Jewel. Yeah. That's true.   That's true.   Right out there with that people that put the little jewel on their cat's buttholes.  

[02:00:42] Unknown:

That's on brand.  

[02:00:44] Unknown:

That makes me think of the in the movie Brazil,   towards the end of the movie,   all of the   Bureaucratic paperwork is spilling over into the streets, and there's a woman walking her pug   on a leash,   and she's complaining that the litter   Is,   littering up the street and that people should pick it up and throw it away in the garbage can, and her pug has an x of Band Aids across its butthole.   And I've always thought that was, like, a really nice touch.   Somewhere, there's a It's a bad touch. Director's commentary.  

[02:01:18] Unknown:

It's a bad touch. It's a bad it's a bad touch. The movie Freddy Godfrey explores that very topic. Nothing. My man will fill up Put  

[02:01:27] Unknown:

some, Art bugs, and Black Hope.  

[02:01:32] Unknown:

Is that enough to behead your dad over?  

[02:01:35] Balderson:

No.   You know, the you know, I   I I definitely can see that there's probably situations where that would   Be a thing, but   it'd have to be a lot.  

[02:01:49] Unknown:

That's No. I would say, you know, I mean, for the most part, no matter what happened, You're across the line   when you get to the level of accepting the role of beheader.   You know? I mean, I understand there was a time in history when says there can be only 1.   No. That's a little different. If you're Highlanders,   That completely is an exception to the rule. You know, if you're in medieval times where you're the executioner, obviously, you just gotta chop a lot of heads and you're really trying to keep a sharp edge on the axe hope that it goes well because you feel bad Uh-huh. When you gotta, like, take a couple swipes, especially if it's a female. I'm sure they felt terrible if they had to hit it twice or 3 times. You just   Wanna go home and, like, just put your feet up and forget about it. Take a hot bath or something. So we're we're talking unicycle, bicycle, or tricycle.  



[02:02:37] Unknown:

Which one?  

[02:02:40] Unknown:

Oh, definitely tricycle. I'm choosing tricycle. Yeah. I think it's better balance. I've always wanted a recumbent bike, and that's technically still a tricycle. So, I mean, you can get a 2 wheeler, but I don't know if I'm ready for that.  

[02:02:56] Balderson:

I had a 3 wheeler. It's it's alright. They're very tippy.   I can see why that I I have I have that Honda big red,   and I can see why it caused kids so many problems. It's it's it's You gotta work pretty hard if you try.  

[02:03:12] Unknown:

The the Cozy Crown's got a point here. I misspoke and said if you are highlanders, plural,   And that is in direct contradiction   to the reality of the Highlander.  

[02:03:23] Balderson:

Thank you. Because they're gonna be only 1.  

[02:03:25] Unknown:

There he only was. So I was glad to be corrected so that I could be edified.   Oh, I pushed the wrong button there. I don't know what that Comment means robo honky.  

[02:03:37] Unknown:

Sorry about that. You're supposed to press the button that says solipsism   is when you boil it down, it's Some solipsism.  

[02:03:45] Balderson:

God, I'm stealing your pot and trying to hotwire your truck. What a prick.  

[02:03:53] Unknown:

Boom.  

[02:03:55] Balderson:

Oh, it was his dog doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Dogs are like that. I get it. Dogs are like that.  

[02:04:01] Unknown:

So that's a   are dogs more likely to become sentient than cats   and over That's what I'm saying.  

[02:04:10] Unknown:

You have to say it. Dogs are sentient too. They just ignore it until food or other desirable things are involved. Yeah. In the sentence, it kicks right up. Boop.   That's why I had to remove myself from the stage for a minute because   My dogs realized that,   the lady in the house was not gonna supply them the butternut squash dessert that they're so used to getting and so desirous of, And then so they came and laid around patiently waiting for me to realize that I was neglecting my duty as butternut squash distribution mechanism.   And when, that term of endurment? He called me like scratching and pushing on me like, dude, dude, dude, It's past 9:30. What are you doing?  

Why are you talking to your friends online? You're not giving us butternut squash. This is stupid. Go downstairs. Give us the butternut squash, We're gonna keep interrupting you physically and psychically because the pugs have magic.  

[02:05:02] Unknown:

Oh, okay. They use magic. Splash.  

[02:05:09] Balderson:

I don't think I would wanna live forever.  

[02:05:11] Unknown:

I like, you know, I like rules idea here though. Unless the last two highlanders are like, Why don't we call it and live forever? To me, that's like when you get to the end of a poker tournament, then the last two people agree to split the money. It's like, you cowards.   The tension is building up, and we're trying to have spend 4 hours as you're tired of looking at your cards and you wanna go to the bathroom.  

[02:05:32] Unknown:

Trying to have a live   civil war here.   Stop being a tease and do an actual civil war already.   Just get all the aggression out. How long are we gonna drag this fight out?  

[02:05:45] Balderson:

With the highlanders?   You try to tell there's only 1.  

[02:05:53] Unknown:

You know how it is, though. If you say there can be only 1, some asshole's like, uh-uh.   I'm the guy that It's me.   It's like, I'm Jesus Christ. No. I'm Jesus Christ. Well, you we can't both be Jesus I would like to remake the movie where Jim is the Highlander who's trying to kill the guy who's claiming to be the Highlander.  

[02:06:10] Unknown:

Well, this guy who beheaded his father   didn't claim. Do a lot with only other people claimed.   He was the messiah. So if other people claim you're the Highlander,   Does that mean you can chop your father's head off?  

[02:06:24] Unknown:

Yeah.   Good question. Yeah.  

[02:06:27] Unknown:

So the the king kill ritual,   Was it, what stories   What'd you say, Alan? Or what what stories made popular   the idea   of taking off a head of royalty?   Like, just chopping their head off, taking their crown off.  

[02:06:45] Unknown:

There's some somebody wanted to chop this head, Downard.   Oh,  

[02:06:51] Unknown:

yeah. King krill 33. Is that Spongebob fan fiction? Or is that the real deal?   Is that the,   secret recipe for that Krabby Patty in there?  

[02:07:03] Balderson:

Yeah. It's it's a snuff, though.   How to how to how to do a political assassination?  

[02:07:10] Unknown:

How to kill a plankton?  

[02:07:13] Unknown:

Sponge SpongeBob   live action Highlander, actually.   Yeah. The weird thing is is that no one knows where to cut Spongebob's head because he's shaped like a rectangle.   Yes. So they get it wrong, and then, like, just his mouth and his face is still there. So it doesn't really count, so he's technically still the Highlander. That's how they reproduce They sexually ask him. They do it lower, and it goes through part of his shoulder, and that's not right. And so it disqualifies him from, decapitation.   It's just weird.  

[02:07:40] Unknown:

Divide and conquer.   Oh. We need the spongebob.  

[02:07:44] Unknown:

Oh.  

[02:07:45] Balderson:

It seems like sponges would be one of them things that if you cut them in Afron, there'd just be 2 of them.  

[02:07:52] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. No. Sure. Wouldn't that be awesome if they shred SpongeBob up with the samurai sword, And then there's just 50 little So you have 2 sponge juice, and you're in the bath, and you use one to wash your bottom and the other one to wash your face. How do you make sure you don't Do the reverse the next time you take a bath.  

[02:08:09] Unknown:

You've gotta use them both both times.  

[02:08:14] Unknown:

I mean, it doesn't matter. You're in the bath. Yeah. But you don't wanna get pink eye. I wanna get stink eye. That's true.   Hygienist?  

[02:08:22] Balderson:

I wanna get a brown sponge and a pink sponge. Okay. If if you could regrow because you were split in half,   Would one of you be a clone? And if so, which one? Or are both you just that thing now? No. I think you're both just that thing. You're both clones of the original  

[02:08:40] Unknown:

because there was The original still lives. So if the original still lives and another piece spontaneously   the original?  

[02:08:47] Unknown:

Yeah. Which piece is the original?  

[02:08:49] Unknown:

You'd say the part that has the most of the CNS if there's such a thing as the CNS, but if there's not, then you're really in a mysterious situation.   But do sponges have a central nervous system? Is, we might have to save that for next stream. We're already 2 hours and 2 minutes in here.  

[02:09:07] Unknown:

That we were trying to solve a problem.  

[02:09:11] Unknown:

Yeah. We have it. Hold on. Work. There's 43 people watching us. We don't want them to Board when we talk about Well, let's not reveal the numbers. Those numbers lie. We've got millions of viewers on Rockfin  

[02:09:22] Unknown:

and billions of listeners   on our Worldwide.   That's right. Do I even put the name of the the URL of the page there?   Create a banner for that. Alenmarcus.comforward/podcast.   I think someone tried that and said it it worked.   Alanmarcus.comforward/podcast.   It's a real web page with access to a real RSS feed to listen to real audio archives of weaving   Spiders?  

[02:09:53] Unknown:

What we're imagining is   you're thinking about throwing the stream on   Mhmm. Because you missed it or you wanna rerun what was so awesome about whatever you already watched. And Yeah. You are not paying for YouTube premium.   So as you're imagining putting the stream on, you're realizing that you're gonna be doing other stuff, but you're having that shitty uncomfortable feeling of,   I'm gonna touch my phone. Uh-huh. It's gonna close the fucking stream. I'm gonna have to stop what I'm doing. I go I need to pause it.   And you don't have to worry about ads with the Weaving Spider stream, but, you know, this is still an opportunity on YouTube to run into these kind of problems. So instead, you're like,   alanmarcus.com/podcast.  

You push play.   That's it. Now if you need to push the little button on the side of your phone Yeah. Like me if you have a Android,   I don't know what you do with those stupid fucking Apple devices that suck.   Mhmm. And you put it in your back pocket,   And then you can go clean your toilet or pick fruit. Or Yeah. It's a hidden page because I haven't I haven't   shared it anywhere else yet. So you guys are That's what we had. That's what we're envisioning. That's one of the main things is people are like, I wanna check out the stream. I don't need the visual. I'm afraid how YouTube's gonna treat what's oddly specific.   Mhmm. Yeah. We we are Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I usually use examples of things that I don't personally do.  



[02:11:16] Balderson:

Mhmm. So You you say you're just telling everybody you have a dirty toilet  

[02:11:20] Unknown:

No. I didn't say that. What? You gotta divvy up, man. You'll do this thing, and I'll do that thing.   And if we have to make a rare exception where I have to do it, Fine. But in general, that's yours, and this is mine.  

[02:11:33] Balderson:

Looks like it. Supposed to come clean your toilet?  

[02:11:37] Unknown:

If you want to, I'm not gonna stop you, Ben.   That's a long breath to come clean your toilet. I probably would, actually. But, like, bro, I I'll do it this time. You being here is an exception. If you think it's dirty, I'll clean it. You just have to ask.   One time, when I lived as a bachelor just a few years out of high school, a girl that I really liked and kinda had a crush on   Came to my house, you know, and we were sitting around smoking hella weed. And, my toilet was so dirty that She she said, you know what? I'm gonna clean your toilet. I'm like, no. No. Don't do it. She's like, nope. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it right now, and she humiliated   and embarrassed me for life.  

She went and scrubbed my dirty toilet because she's like, bro, that's too far. You shouldn't have let it get that bad.   I was like, don't do that. I'll do it. I'll clean it right now. Don't worry about it. She's like, nope. I'm cleaning your toilet. And there's nothing I could do because we were both hella baked, and she was kind of an assertive, confident girl. You know? I didn't wanna Oh, god. How how how fucking how bad is that for you, though, that now now you've  

[02:12:40] Balderson:

You probably do keep your toilet clean after that. You're like, goddamn. What time I invited this hot chick over and we were Well, I mean, I I really don't yeah. I really I don't like doing the I don't like doing the whole job. I don't really wanna make out. What I really wanna do Is is Jesus Christ. I would   never to face my pearl throne again. Load in there? Like, How traumatizing  

[02:13:04] Unknown:

is that that you'd rather clean your toilet than hang out with you? Like, do you like It was bad. It took me a while to get over it. You know, particularly in the So you're saying putting on headphones,  

[02:13:14] Unknown:

playing   the Weaving Spiders   replay,   Podcast audio archive stream.   We'll figure out a snap your title for it. I think you guys are smart enough to know what an RSS feed is. And I think that you guys all know what podcasts are by now.  

[02:13:31] Unknown:

So you can put Why do they call it that, Alan?   Why is it called a podcast? Because netcasts  

[02:13:36] Unknown:

didn't take off.   People thought you'd have to own an iPad. Assuming  

[02:13:41] Unknown:

a lot. Oh, that's right. IPad. It comes from iPad. So when  

[02:13:46] Unknown:

iTunes   added the remote item tag,   meaning   that, like, an email inbox, you would have a program   for you   that would check   feeds. You have a list of things you'd subscribe to.  

[02:14:04] Unknown:

Yeah. From a really simple syndication.  

[02:14:07] Unknown:

Sometimes it would be blogs. Sometimes it would be audio. Sometimes it would be video. Sometimes it would be PDF documents or newsletters.   You would subscribe to them,   And this time, it was audio. So it could be a music show. It could be a lecture. It could be an audio book. It could be a story. It Could be anything. It's a remote item tag.   The server would be pinged. Did it find out there's a new episode? And you get an alert on your phone just like you get an alert saying I've got a new email. It would alert you to say there's a new podcast   episode? Got mail. You   got   mail indeed.  

So you subscribe to your favorite podcast. It would ding to say there's a new episode.   You can download it,   and then go outside away from your dial up Internet because not everybody had   smartphones   with Internet connection.   So you'd sync an iPad.   You'd connect your iPad to your Imac computer. Your computer would download the audio files. It would then sync the music and the podcast episodes to your iPad,   and then you'd leave your house and go for a walk and listen to the   Audio content.   Podcasts were not exclusive to iPods or Apple,   But it did play a part of the history.  

It was   play on demand, POD,   Perhaps. Maybe it was a background.  

[02:15:40] Balderson:

The history is sort of blurry. Got to do with Christian bands?  

[02:15:45] Unknown:

A lot of godcasters   would put their sermons,   their recorded audio sermons   on a podcast feed,   And then you  

[02:15:55] Unknown:

Godcast. Yes. Did you listen to pastor Harry's recent Godcast?   It was pretty good, man. It had me down on my knees praying Back to Jesus. I'm sorry, Jesus. I was masturbating and drinking beer again, and I feel bad about it. And I came here right now, said pastor Jerry's God cast made me think twice about that behavior, and I repented. And I want to get back good with you right now, back in the good graces of you and the church. Hallelujah. Amen. Praise the Lord.  

[02:16:20] Unknown:

There are a lot of If God cast Christians and media who have media ministries and they use podcasts   to   put out their content?   So with all of the   YouTube   unfriendliness,   and how many people   have I seen in the last month   announcing on other social media   that YouTube deleted their account   at least a dozen?   I follow a lot of content creators.   I know Beth Martin's had her account taken away. So all of you have to have their accounts taken away. Just for to get worse as the political season.   Right. Oh, yeah. Right. So   not everyone has a Rockfin account. Not everybody's gonna bother going to Odysee c or rumble or any   other platform? And you know what?  

It's a lot of content.   When you download the content you wanna watch, add it to your queue, and it's on your phone,   and you leave your house, and you're on a drive, you just hit play, and you can listen to anything you want.   And we own the server. We own the feed. We own   the archive. It is ours. And then we Yeah.   Remove   Is if we choose to remove it ourselves.   But   because you guys download the files   and you can download the files and back them up, Then you'll always have them. So once it's released, it's released forever. I think this is what Steven Greer was talking about as free energy devices.   I don't know if you could just get those blueprints figured out. The patents could just get figured out, and we just release all the information online to blockchain, and it would it would change the world overnight,   or at least within 10 years is   People slowly   start to figure out the electric cars are not a good idea and   overunity is   real and the and the aliens save us and world peace happens? Yes.  

And we can talk about that   on an audio  

[02:18:19] Unknown:

podcast? We skipped all of the alien guys for the celebrity deathmatch claymation fights.   Who's the guy that brought out the blue alien guy? Like, we need to get these alien guys. David Wilcox?   David.   Yeah. Wilcox needs to be in there. And who's the guy that Wilcox?  

[02:18:36] Unknown:

Little penis?  

[02:18:38] Unknown:

The blue alien what are the avian the avian blue alien chicken guys?   That wasn't David Wilcox, wasn't it? That was a different guy, wasn't it? Hey. Remember when Nathan Stoppelman stopped by and talked to us about,  

[02:18:51] Unknown:

sports cars?  

[02:18:53] Unknown:

Of course. How could we forget? Try to suck it off. A high point in our career as spiders   To be brought accidentally so low was  

[02:19:04] Unknown:

a shocking deviation from the norm. Do I look like a guy who drive a Maserati?  

[02:19:11] Unknown:

If it was a gift. Yeah.  

[02:19:13] Unknown:

No. He's not trying to gift it to me. He's trying to sell it to me.  

[02:19:17] Balderson:

Trying to sell you a Maserati?  

[02:19:19] Unknown:

Yeah.   Southern California.  

[02:19:22] Unknown:

Was it formerly owned by Joe Walsh, and did he sign it? That's what I wanted. To California?   Well, we would because Ronnie's not gonna make it to your property. So we're trying to have know us know. He's making a cry in to figure it out. But Stoppelman was in his kitchen,  

[02:19:40] Unknown:

and we weren't sure what was going on. And we were very concerned.   And no one no one bought a Maserati.  

[02:19:48] Balderson:

That No one bought a Maserati? Was he trying to sell 1? Well, he was telling us about his  

[02:19:54] Unknown:

job   at a high end   car dealership,   and that's all I remember. Now if I could play that back on a podcast audio feed, I'd be able to go for a walk and ponder   the appearance of   Different guests   who have popped into the streams   and left indelible impressions that are very memorable, but I can't seem to remember exactly what was said.  

[02:20:25] Balderson:

So wasn't that a d m v?   Mhmm. I wouldn't park at the DMV, but  

[02:20:35] Unknown:

DMV. Yeah. You know me. I don't park here.  

[02:20:41] Unknown:

I just had to type it in because I wanted to see,   but, yeah, the the Yeah. It's really just 1 on 1, You know, it doesn't look you're right. The DMV really doesn't look like a very good place.  

[02:20:53] Balderson:

No. DMV is not really in town.   Like so Garberville and Redway are, like, these little sister cities that are, like, a mile apart is all. And then in between them, There's, like, a little industrial area that you have to go up this little mount this little hill, and you have to and it's just just this weird industrial area that has nothing else in it, The DMV's up there.  

[02:21:18] Unknown:

Yeah. Shout out to Reality Czar's pod, Nate, Tony, and Thomas who left stir YouTube account this week?   Because of Oh, they knocked the reality czars down.  

[02:21:28] Unknown:

Lame. Yeah.  

[02:21:30] Balderson:

Lame. Yeah.  

[02:21:32] Unknown:

As if anybody wants to hear about,   Epstein, British Empire's elections.  

[02:21:39] Unknown:

Yeah.   Well, I mean, Ben's right. You know, as we approach   closer and closer to the 2024   presidential election, of course, It's gonna   it's gonna get stupider, guys. The it's not even Right. Not even again.   Yeah. Well, you can't even take it personally. Like, it's some part of some little plan that they have that we don't really fully understand.   And it's easy to take it personally and think that it's, like, Some kind of linear   understandable logical thing, but that's not true. We have no idea why they're deciding to ramp up censorship and be weird and knock down. Like, I remember the first big swoop on all the censorship and weirdness. There was a whole bunch of channels that didn't make any sense.   Makeup channels and diet Channels that weren't even talking about alternative health and all these people Christie listens to, like, crime shows and a bunch of them got hit. She listens to So, I mean, it's like it doesn't make sense.  

I mean, it could just be that they're trying to fine tune their AI tools and they'll so a bunch of people get swept up On accident, but I don't think so. I think it's something different.   It's to it's to get our hackles up and it works. Because if you're just putting makeup on   Your face for YouTube and it's going good and you've got 300,000   subscribers   and you're making a decent living and all of a sudden they take it away from you for no reason, that creates a very specific   Trauma and reaction Mhmm. In the population. So then if you do that and you know that you're doing it to a 1000 people or 10,000 people or a 100000 people,   Then you're you're   manifesting a specific type of damage or   derision or division   In people.  

You know, I think it's more to do with that. They're they're they're benchmarking. They're doing some kind of tests or something.   Yeah. Yeah. We can't understand because we don't have enough data.  

[02:23:29] Unknown:

That's interesting.  

[02:23:30] Unknown:

For what decade? You know, that's all that kind of stuff doesn't make any sense. Right?   Like, oh, you know, I mean, if if it was only the raw milk people, it would make sense.   But it's not. It's like those weird diet channels like Ben said. You Fucking tarot readers for the deck they're using, people who are putting on makeup. What did you say Christie was watching? Crime shows? Well, is It doesn't make any sense. If YouTube was transparent, they would have a list of all the channels that they've taken down. They just put them on the list, Say these have been taken down. That's right. Right. Here's just like when you're remove them, they they, you know, they broke our community guidelines. Right. Just like when you're they were just cashing that text. They put your picture next to register and say, look, bitch. Don't come in here. We know what you're doing. You should have a line. That's enough. Public notices. Just Say, you know, these are all the They'll never do that because it's not what we These are all the people. Their houses refer close upon. Put them in paper so everybody knows? Because we're in the conspiracy realm, it's really easy for us to think it's because we're putting out informations that they don't like, so they have to stop us. But that's just   byproduct of conspiracy thinking is that you imagine yourself to be too important   and, they're getting their spying on us. They're interrupting our broadcast. They're following us. That's just we've all been watching conspiracy people do that for 30 years. You know? There's not the Taco corporation that didn't like my disparaging remarks about Doodle Bear, but the truth is I love Doodle Bears, they wanna see the one that  

[02:24:53] Unknown:

Yeah. They don't have to have a reason at all to No. No. Because I think they do have reasons, but we're not privy to them. We don't get that. They don't have give you any any reason. It's it's not it's their company.   Yeah. You know, it's not a it's not a free thing. It's a private company.  

[02:25:09] Unknown:

Right.   And the medium is the message, and they are the medium. We are here in their play in their play box. They are the heavy sandbox. They will bully you  

[02:25:19] Unknown:

for no reason? It's their house.  

[02:25:21] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. It's like that fat kid that, Pee wee Herman used to hang out with.  

[02:25:26] Unknown:

Right.   There are humans   behind the screens at YouTube who will,   on a whim,   Blacklist   or green list somebody.   Basically, shit of banning you because they don't like you.   They don't like your personality or you laugh. Then you made them laugh, and they put you on the green list, and they give you a 100,000 subscribers over course of a month, and you're like, wow. They might have done it because they flipped a coin or because they smoked a joint at lunch or if they got a hang mail or if their wife left them. Any any reason. Right. Because they wanted to see someone freak out that all of a sudden they have a silver play button now, and they're YouTube royalty and important.   It's not logical what it's supposed to be.  



[02:26:14] Unknown:

They made PewDiePie into one of the most significantly famous and well known people in all of the And he talks, PewDiePie.  

[02:26:21] Unknown:

I can't even do that. You just  

[02:26:25] Unknown:

You're muted, Ben.  

[02:26:27] Balderson:

That's the name I was trying to think of when I was talking to Josh, and I kept Same Doja cat.   Because it it didn't know about the game killers when Alan Marcus says it, and I usually think he's fucking with me. And I'm like, that thing's made up that he just said. Pewdiepie.  

[02:26:44] Unknown:

Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie.   PewDiePie. Oh my god. Remember Fred?   Yeah. He talked real fast.   Right. High pitched voice.   The annoying orange.  

[02:26:58] Unknown:

Yeah. Now PewDiePie really he kinda fits into the conspiracy culture, so we could put him in a deathmatch. I'm in a deathmatch. It's him versus Sam Hyde for sure.   Sam Hyde versus.   Uh-huh.  

[02:27:09] Unknown:

We could just do Twitch streamers.   You have a Twitch streamer death match day.  

[02:27:16] Unknown:

Yeah. We can have,   Britney Venti versus Andy Worski. That would be good. Shuan Head.  

[02:27:23] Unknown:

Shuan Head.  

[02:27:24] Unknown:

Shuan Head. Shoe on head can fight herself like she always does. Shoe feet. Shoe on head.   What what are you thinking when you name yourself Chew on head. I mean, that's our actual screen name, chew on head.  

[02:27:39] Unknown:

It's actually boxy.  

[02:27:43] Unknown:

That sounds for real. Yeah.  

[02:27:45] Unknown:

Who's the same person?  

[02:27:47] Unknown:

You'd post proof   that you were   Oh, one by putting a shoe on your head   or   GTFO.  

[02:27:58] Balderson:

Well, they got that,  

[02:28:00] Unknown:

if you were   SFW?  

[02:28:03] Balderson:

Got that one fella that,   wears the boot on his head.   He's he's trying to be president.  

[02:28:10] Unknown:

Oh, yeah.  

[02:28:11] Unknown:

Vermon supreme? Vermon supreme versus wavy gravy.  

[02:28:16] Balderson:

Wavy gravy.  

[02:28:19] Unknown:

Now that's pretty funny rule. That's a deep inside   underground Internet joke right there, folks. It's Sam Hyde versus the ghost of Kyiv.   If you get that joke, you need to go ahead and get off the Internet, touch grass,   don't pay your bill this month, and get out and read a book.  

[02:28:36] Unknown:

If you know that answer to that joke question, you probably haven't paid your bills for the last  

[02:28:41] Unknown:

ever. Yeah. Paid bills. Now I think this is funny personally.   We we call this a cat fight where I come from. Cat fight.  

[02:28:53] Unknown:

Okay.   We can put them in  

[02:28:57] Balderson:

expensive.  

[02:28:58] Unknown:

Put them in, bearded bear costumes.  

[02:29:04] Unknown:

That's funny. I get it.   Yeah. You wear a beard on your beard?  

[02:29:08] Unknown:

Right.   Right. That would that would make it more Fun and entertaining if they'd have to wear ridiculous costumes.   And then it's like a strip piece match where you gotta get them naked. And then once you're naked We'll make it a a close flipping  

[02:29:21] Unknown:

The job is to rip the other person's clothes off, and we'll put some get some seamstress to sew them so that they rip pretty easy. Breakaway,   brassiere's and that kind of stuff.  

[02:29:33] Unknown:

All all for entertainment where we put it on ask channel 1, ask channel 2, Boobs channel.   What channel would you play this on?   Tna1,   tna2, or tna3?  

[02:29:47] Unknown:

Ask channel 1, ask channel 2,   Boobs channel.   That's   that that gave me a throwback to ancient live streaming   And, not the kind we're doing.  

[02:29:59] Unknown:

Cornhub.   Would would Cornhub host it? Cornhub. That's right.  

[02:30:05] Unknown:

You know? Where the chat seems suspicious. You know? You're in the free waiting room. You're watching. Stuff's happening,   With the chat Chat always seems suspicious. The chat seems kinda suspicious. The rate at which it's moving and the subject matter just It doesn't quite seem right.  

[02:30:28] Unknown:

Your arms up.  

[02:30:31] Unknown:

For for the joy. We love You try to encourage Ben to get a full breath? Yeah. Put your arms up. Ish. No. No. If you can touch He enjoys he enjoys coughing. If you can take your elbows and touch them behind your back No. It's it's one of them, It's, waterproof.  

[02:30:48] Balderson:

The it's not waterproof, but it's water resistant.  

[02:30:51] Unknown:

I was talking about Alex, but yours is not stupid. Yeah. It's just it's much more colorful.   That   means it's 1993   right in your face. Very bad.   Yeah.   Whoever designed that thing didn't get paid, and that's a crime shame. They shoulda got 1% of all the sales money.  

[02:31:10] Unknown:

Yeah. It was the last one on the display   up on the wall.   And I said,   That's mine.   I'm going to buy that.  

[02:31:22] Balderson:

And then the woman took it down. Then you went and got a 31 tattoo?  

[02:31:27] Unknown:

Well, let me finish the story. So she takes it down. She has one of those big, like,   hooks on there. She takes it down.   She's like, here it is. And I look at it. Yes. This is mine. I walk up to the register. I put it down. I hold out my cash and say, I'm going to buy this. And when I said I'm going to buy this, the radio station, the song changed to Musa's super massive black hole.   This is super massive brand, and I looked at them and I said,   Look. The brand, super massive. Listen to the song. I said I'm gonna buy this. The song played the name of the brand of the jacket. It's it's This happens to me whatever time it's meant to be.   And she was like,   cool.  



[02:32:07] Balderson:

The other guy was like Oh, you want the fucking sweater or not?  

[02:32:12] Unknown:

Yeah. Like, please don't say synchronicity around us. Next.   Next person.  

[02:32:17] Unknown:

It's really embarrassing being being a wizard   in a mall?   Doing doing mundane magic   for fashions.   And then I sign up for the email newsletter, and I go, like, just, like, 20% off or something. So I paid even less for it.   Fashion magic, glamour magic,   mall core styles.  

[02:32:48] Unknown:

Fashion magic.  

[02:32:51] Unknown:

The glamour magic.  

[02:32:55] Unknown:

Glamour magic? Mhmm.   Is that what the o u are?  

[02:33:00] Unknown:

Glime Moore  

[02:33:02] Unknown:

Moore. Oh, yes. You are.  

[02:33:10] Unknown:

Sometimes you just gotta wear camo shorts   camo shorts,   cargo pants.  

[02:33:18] Balderson:

Yeah. Well, I'll have you cut them off. Yep. Cut offs.  

[02:33:23] Unknown:

That's rock and roll.  

[02:33:27] Unknown:

Yep. I'm just rock and roll.  

[02:33:30] Unknown:

Alright. I got you, Alan, here. Hold on. Let's   Go ahead and stop being so lazy and share screen here. Mhmm.   Share. Yeah. I understand how to share. Thank you for helping me straighten Gonna put some boob jewels on the I'm gonna go with the Chrome tab. No. No. I'm not a Chrome tab. Mhmm.   I wanna put   Chrome. I gotta go to a window. There we go. There we go. That's  

[02:34:01] Unknown:

being creator wizard in the mall fashion magic glamour. Yes.  

[02:34:06] Unknown:

Yeah. This guy's pretty good. I could see Alan and this guy hanging   out. Be less embarrassing if you're together.  

[02:34:12] Unknown:

Are we holding hands?  

[02:34:14] Unknown:

This kinda looks like Alan, if I'm honest. Oh, I wouldn't hold hands with them. No. And I got the feathered hair. I think their hats are a little bit too much. You know, the hats Maybe you're too much.   Yeah. Kind of, This guy looks this is Alan when he's older. Now he's more comfortable about being at the mall. Yep.   Bring in my flash.   Mall by this point.   That looks a lot like the mall I used to go to when I was a kid in California, the Arden Fair Mall. Were you orb gazing at the artist's map? Actually is Alan. That   just by typing in that prompt, it actually created and manifested Alan Marcus at That is beautiful. Is that impressive or what? And, look, he's even got one funky eye like Alan does. Yeah.  



[02:34:58] Unknown:

My eyes do that sometimes.  

[02:35:03] Balderson:

Yeah.   Yeah.  

[02:35:04] Unknown:

They just kinda glaze over, and then I go in the astral realm. And then Orb gaze.   Mhmm. Just just gaze in that orbs.  

[02:35:14] Unknown:

Yeah. Orbs and boob jewels. So that was exhausting. I'm gonna stop sharing now. I that takes a lot of energy to screen share. I don't wanna do it anymore. So now that we're  

[02:35:24] Unknown:

2 hours 35 minutes and 26 seconds into the stream,   I can ask you guys,   during the intro video? If you listen to it, did you think any of that song I mean, the music,   maybe the maybe computer maybe computer made it?   Or could you tell?   Or could you tell?  

[02:35:47] Unknown:

I wasn't thinking about it. I was enjoying it, but I wasn't thinking about it. Okay. It was good. Yeah.  

[02:35:55] Unknown:

Yeah. I can say the name of the band. I have find them again?   It's like something   Pompeii.   Was it Erotic Secrets of Pompeii   or something?   Yeah. It was, I think it was a band I found   through maybe Bandcamp,   maybe Instagram?   You know how that goes. You're just, thinking I need music. I need music. And then you find the music, and it's like, that's that's the music we're gonna play.   And then I forget what it is.  

[02:36:32] Unknown:

Yeah. That's the nature of, of the world we live in now where instead of having a predetermined idea or having some kind of coaching or help From a friend or even from a stranger.   Now you stumble into something.   You may or may not enjoy it. And then If you're not diligent like I am about bookmarking and saving everything  

[02:36:53] Unknown:

Yes. Then,  

[02:36:54] Unknown:

you never get to see it or find out about it again. You can try to the song to an App or even to your best friend, and they can go, yeah. I could try to help you, and it could be 6 weeks later. Okay. Yeah. Like, 13 year old girl plays it on her Following in the mall, and you feel like a real jerk for interrupting her and being like, what's that song? She's like, I don't know. It turned off already, and then you're still stuck in the loop. You don't get to know what it is ever again.   You have to die that way.  

[02:37:19] Balderson:

It is Erotic Secrets of God. I don't even know what's being talked about, but just let's say you have to die that way is fucking hilarious.  

[02:37:27] Unknown:

And that you have to die not knowing what song it was that you liked. That's that's 2024 in a nutshell.   There's a song I really liked. I wanted to hear it twice. I only heard it one time. Song, but I never got to hear it again. That was it. That was the end of the story.  

[02:37:43] Unknown:

This is the erotic secret.   Occulta   Erotica   Pompenorum   ESOP,   erotic secrets of Pompey out of Bristol, UK.   There's some utterly   rudderless.   So I was like So did you email and make sure it was okay that we used it for our intro? Oh, they love the exposure. Bands love it when you play their music and you tell everybody to listen to them. They love it.   Like, I'm so honored.   If this was TikTok   And it was UMG   Universal Music Group, and we were playing a universal music group group, and we were doing a dance.   And   then they decided, no. You can't play that music anymore.   Then you're gonna have a bunch of,   Girls dancing to silence on TikTok.  

That'll be the end of the world. That'll be the true  

[02:38:49] Unknown:

Armageddon? It'll be like John Cage. Now they're dancing to John Cage. That'll be cool.  

[02:38:54] Unknown:

If it would   just replace   music, the algorithm would be this sounds similar to this other band that's in our available library of distributed music that we have the rights to to use,   Then you could be dancing to music that you never chose to dance to before.  

[02:39:12] Unknown:

True.   This word means, grapefruit, I'm pretty sure, just so you guys know.  

[02:39:18] Unknown:

Pamplemousse.   They've made music.   There, that's a name of   a music people.   Heard them before.  

[02:39:28] Balderson:

You know the most obscure shit?  

[02:39:33] Unknown:

Pretty obscure. It's remembering it.   That really annoys me.   I can't forget it.  

[02:39:42] Balderson:

Right.  

[02:39:43] Unknown:

It's like all this useless knowledge in my head. It's not even knowledge. It's not even trivia.   It's just   stuff.   You don't even get invited on Jeopardy? Not one time? No. Because they don't ask about Bandcamp bans on Jeopardy yet.  

[02:40:03] Balderson:

You expect at some point they will, though?  

[02:40:08] Unknown:

I think they're gonna have to.  

[02:40:10] Unknown:

No. Jeopardy is gonna get canceled.   I'm gonna come out right now and put those words into the new Sphere.   Jeopardy one day will be canceled.   My mom would be so mad if she could hear me right now. She'd say, John Should they have to inflate their prices on Jeopardy?   Like, every time That'd be fine. 10 x. A thousand and up to a 100,000 or something? Make it all.  

[02:40:33] Unknown:

For $1,000,000,   what band was named after a vegetable   or is it a fruit?   Cucumber.   Cucumber.   I think the answer is pop lamouse.  

[02:40:50] Unknown:

Celebrity check. Okay. I'm gonna screen share again. I lied. I accidentally did something impressive, and I want you guys to see it. So let's see. Made AIR happen.   You made ARR. I did. It's still just ARR. That's true. I don't wanna go too far outside of our wheelhouse here and freak people out.  

[02:41:07] Balderson:

I would've went I would've went with cucumber.  

[02:41:11] Unknown:

I,   I went back and did the search again, but I forgot that I wrote at the mall twice. At the mall at the mall? I replaced   wizard in the small boat fashion magic glamour magic, but it still stood at the mall. So we got wizards In boats at the mall, which I thought was worth interrupting and sharing   one more time. So let's see. That boat. It it takes a while.   Why would you not be in a boat? I mean, to me, that's good. I like that one.   He looks he looks like like, so I could see this as a piece of a movie plot where he's in his boat Right. And he doesn't understand what's happening because he's Transcending time and space. And this is what's happening. And he understands that it has something to do with the future probably,   but he's not really Sure. So he's just being careful in navigating forward, being confident in his path so he doesn't get stuck here,  

[02:42:04] Balderson:

and maybe he does get I thought that may that mostly annoying teenage kids bothered him on the 1st floor, so he flooded it. And now  

[02:42:15] Unknown:

That's good. That's good.  

[02:42:17] Unknown:

Don't upset   the mall wizard.  

[02:42:19] Unknown:

I like this, this is interesting. This bird is interesting. I find this Very fascinating. Yeah. For sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. His nose the top of his beak has gotten,  

[02:42:31] Balderson:

What's that? Jim, can we get a commission on this butt feathers. It's like the skull feathers. Its wings are on its butt.  

[02:42:38] Unknown:

What's the name of the the store? Make this 3 d for us. We don't have to pay. Store in the mall that has, like, mallards or ducks. Is it Ducks Unlimited?  

[02:42:48] Unknown:

Ducks Unlimited? Ducks Unlimited is a store. Okay.   I like how the people are like, I like how the boat is part of the mall, like, boats. Like, this must be in, in Venice. Is this the mall at Venice?  

[02:43:02] Balderson:

So Yeah. These other people just walking on water on the left. So one of those walking on the right. It's a Sikoshi on the right.  

[02:43:10] Unknown:

It's like gravy boat. What? It's   a gravy boat. It's a gravy boat.  

[02:43:16] Balderson:

He's a very Yeah. Very   necrotic looking.  

[02:43:20] Unknown:

Yeah. This guy is not happy. Not my chair, dude. So are we at the point in culture where a guy can go around dressed   looking like,   medieval   renaissance period wizard   without being, accused of being   from Harry Potter   and or Gandalf,  

[02:43:39] Unknown:

Lord of the Rings No. Cosplayer? Absolutely not. No. I don't know if you'll ever be at that point in our lifetime.   The media power is so overwhelmingly   strong for   Harry Potter, Gandalf stuff.  

[02:43:52] Unknown:

Real wizards.  

[02:43:53] Unknown:

Tower? Looking like an archetypal wizard. We're gonna be confused.   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The image is is cast,   Unfortunately, into a stereotypical   die now.  

[02:44:07] Unknown:

So how's a wizard   supposed to dress to let everybody know that he is in fact a wizard   when he walks around the mall?  

[02:44:17] Unknown:

Well, I think probably more like,   Macho Man Randy Savage. Personally, that's what popped into my head.   To me, Jim with the green stuff Kinda looks like macho man a little bit. Like, Neil. I would never be,  

[02:44:29] Balderson:

with the dres with the hairy Dresden look.  

[02:44:33] Unknown:

Dresden. You know, on the trench coat and the   Yeah. I mean, I I do have a video clip from a new,   A female fantasy author that I haven't played yet.  

[02:44:44] Balderson:

When,   when,   Richard Nack was describing   Yes. Urban   fantasy.   That reminded me a lot of   the   Dresden series or Dresden files or whatever.  

[02:45:03] Unknown:

I haven't tested this. I wonder if we can hear the audio.   Do you see her here?   Yeah. I see. Do you hear her? 73 Mm-mm.  

[02:45:13] Unknown:

I do. Conference. I was like, well, you know. It's quiet, man. You can't worry.  

[02:45:18] Unknown:

Okay. I'll try to adjust that.   So this is author Sarah j   Mass sitting down with Jenna Bush   Hagar.   Guess she married a guy named Hagar.   Now that's an interesting name, that name of Hagar.   If you guys are biblical scholars, you'll know   that Hagar is Sarah's Egyptian slave woman   who Sarah gives to Abraham,   a secondary wife, and who would bear the child for him. Hagar the horrible. Hagar   the whore   In the bible, horrible.  

[02:45:57] Unknown:

I mean, I do love the idea that the ancient scripture still have the weird shit happening that we're seeing people complain about on Facebook today. Like, you're trying to have a baby. It doesn't work out. You're waiting. You're trying to put up with it. It's not working.   So you're like, just have a baby with my slave woman. Right. And then you're like, you fucking asshole. You had a fucking baby with my slave woman, you disgusting pig. I hate you. It's It's Send her and her child away from me now.   You know? It's just like So I don't know French and part of my just He's just going with it. Like, okay. Like, don't be a dumbass. Don't have sex with your slave woman. Are you stupid?  



[02:46:34] Balderson:

Yeah. You got there's Yeah. There's a bunch of times that women tell you some, and you just, you know, you gotta not listen.  

[02:46:41] Unknown:

They tell you going to the bar tonight, honey. That's fine. Like, no. Don't. No. No. You might go do some housework or something. Or write  

[02:46:49] Balderson:

a novel. Like, write a series. Do what you wanna do. Novel. That is the that one's a that one's a for Honey,  

[02:46:55] Unknown:

become a New York Times bestselling author   before the age of 90.  

[02:47:01] Balderson:

Christie tells me three times that I could have a parrot, but she literally cried actual tears all three times.   Definitely.   You know what? There's no parrot. No parrot.  

[02:47:17] Unknown:

It's your smart man, Baldi.   Yeah. Smart man.  

[02:47:21] Balderson:

I'm like for you. Yeah. She's saying mouth is saying yes, but everything else is Saying no.  

[02:47:28] Unknown:

Let's listen to this. In our class, she's not the best, but she's not reading anymore. And she You hearing it?  

[02:47:36] Unknown:

Sound okay?  

[02:47:38] Unknown:

Sounds good. Yeah. We're hearing it. You should be reading. And if she doesn't like the books that we're reading in class, just take her to the bookstore. Let her wander around. Let her pick something out. Don't judge. Don't say anything. Just Buy the books for her. And so my parents did. They brought me to the bookstore, and I picked out 3 3 fantasy novels. I, like, walked out of the store with those and devoured them, and it just woke something up   in my brain. In her loins. I not only loved reading them, I realized I wanted to write The story. So I just kind of began writing very bad   attempts at writing fantasy novels, and then it took me until I was about   16 to really get the first solid idea. Which became   one of your best selling ideas. Became my phone a glass series. You started writing this book when you were 60 years old. Yes. Yes. I   which is amazing. Writing is what brought me joy. And writing in high school was   a sanctuary for me. Like, if things weren't going well at School, with friends, you know, at home, with family. I could turn to writing, and that was my escape   and my joy.  

More than 30,000,000   books sold. I mean, that  

[02:48:48] Unknown:

More than 30,000,000   books sold.  

[02:48:53] Unknown:

Like, 33,000,000?  

[02:48:55] Balderson:

Yeah.  

[02:48:56] Unknown:

No. Yeah.   Someone   bought 33,000,000   books to be   on   a list   of best selling authors, perhaps? I don't know. Let's let's try and give her the benefit of the doubt that She's a real good author, and I haven't read her books yet. So I'm just I'm listening.   I'm learning. We're talking about this because this author, Sarah   j, m a, mass. Right? Does it run with or mass?   I don't know.   Mas?   Ma?   Maha   Hamas.  

[02:49:33] Unknown:

From your wildest dreams, did you ever expected that. No. No. When I was first getting started as a writer, like, just trying to get my first book published,   I told myself that Even if it took me until I was 90 years old, that I just wanted one book published. MAS' devoted fan base frequently post about the books on TikTok. And, yes, they are all worth it.  

[02:49:55] Unknown:

They're all worth it. Press up his characters and even get tattoos   honoring the books.   Those readers eagerly awaiting the release of Mass's newest book, House of Flame and Shadow.  

[02:50:08] Unknown:

House of Flame and Shadow at Crescent City Novel, number 1 New York Times bestselling author.  

[02:50:14] Unknown:

So passionate, they're already asking what's next for Crescent City. So is there more coming from the series?  

[02:50:22] Unknown:

Yes.   I can't tell you when. You have to wait. Yes. Yes. And you will have to wait a bit, but it's, I think on the   airport taxiing line, it's a little down, but I kind of know the vague ideas of what I want to happen. I haven't even told my editor this.  

[02:50:37] Unknown:

Surprise. Do you know what your runway is? Do you know what's coming next? Yeah. I plan  

[02:50:44] Unknown:

years down the line. So So she's been planned  

[02:50:49] Unknown:

to be   the biggest author,   I guess. Is that what she's saying? I still don't understand why   Jenna Bush   is interviewing   her on the Today Show.  

[02:51:03] Unknown:

Well, because it carries the agrobor forward. The bush War needs to live. It has to feed. It can't only feed on the hate that some of us have in our hearts for Bush and Cheney back in the day. They have to reinvigorate the egregore with energy through other means.   And so, like, you're watching this and it's your favorite author, and you're like, oh, that's interesting. I wonder who that is interviewing her, and then you find out that it's attached directly to the Bush family and you become conflicted in your heart, or you're like, that's Awesome. I love the bushes too, and and then it reinvigorates   the.  



[02:51:34] Unknown:

I don't know if Sarah is a republican author or a Democrat author? I don't think she tells us that in this interview, though.  

[02:51:43] Unknown:

I think they should make all authors choose 1 or the other, or they don't get published from now   on.   Register to vote, people. Needs to be a little sticker right on the front of the book, a little r or a d With the little red proper color of red or blue.   And that way, when you go to Barnes and Noble, it's obvious,   Then you can just look for the red or the blue sticker as a help.  

[02:52:07] Unknown:

It's it's interesting   that she's being interviewed at a bar.   And are they drinking tea?  

[02:52:14] Unknown:

Are you seeing teacups on the It does look like they're drinking tea. So But it looks like there's a drink in the background there, though. Maybe.  

[02:52:21] Unknown:

Is it a candle? Maybe it's a Somebody's bourbon. I mean, it is a candle. That's a lot of bourbon. Does it does it flicker? Is it bourbon or candle?  

[02:52:29] Unknown:

Maybe it's a bourbon candle. Bourbon candle. Bourbon candle. Next Urban bourbon candle I hear. That I wanna write. And so they're kind of, like, in, like, this tax Bourbon Bourbon Candles Fantasy. Written down anywhere or no? I have, like, little notes here, golden notebooks, but it's mostly all just kept in my head. I have a Terrible memory.   But   my books, I just have this, like, encyclopedia   in my head where I just keep track of it. And maybe it's because my children and characters feel So real to me for upcoming books I kind of   know   the next the next one I'm supposed to be writing  

[02:53:03] Unknown:

Right now. That one, I I know much more about. Is that part of the series? That wasn't a very good edit. That was, like, a comedic edit. They chopped her face   And swept to the next sentence in a funny way. Story that she's  

[02:53:18] Unknown:

supposed   to be writing to fulfill her   contract   that   maybe is already outlined for her what the story is gonna be. I don't I don't know. She's no longer an author. She is now a brand.  

[02:53:34] Unknown:

I think she was always a committee author kinda like,   you know, like, lots of people speculate that JK Rowling is   Not really writing the books, folks. Like, maybe all those wonderful Harry Potter ideas didn't really come out of JK Rowling. They came out of Tavistock Institute and the   CIA, another m I six, m I five, and other nefarious entities that you don't know anything about.   Just like Stephen King.  

[02:53:58] Unknown:

Yeah. And JK Rowling was involved. I mean, they probably did make her write a lot. As to do interviews and journalists talking about the new book that's amount of publicity part?  

[02:54:07] Unknown:

Massaged and encouraged exactly what direction this this,   this vibe was going. Sure. The way I feel is I see this going since I'm the publisher behind the publisher.   I think maybe it might be going this way, Bizzle.  

[02:54:23] Unknown:

Okay. Let's see how this interview goes. It's gonna be the next for the book. I'm very, very excited about that one. Mass' books all take place in magical worlds, feature epic battles, and have strong women at their center. The women in your books   are fierce.   I wanna say badass. I don't know if I can, but they're badasses. Yeah. I've always been drawn to writing women  

[02:54:49] Unknown:

that can't be placed in any definable   category. You know? They can be Very feminine, but then also   the   you know what? Out of out of the bad guy and save the world, and then the good doing it. And there's some   steam. There's some very romantic parts of these. I can't look most of my family in the eye now. My first on the page Scene was in my Court of Thorns and Roses. The Are you still with me here? This is a very good,  

[02:55:19] Unknown:

juicy,   spicy.   This is what sells the books.  

[02:55:25] Unknown:

1st novel, 1st novel series. And Yeah. I needed a glass of wine. Just took, like, take the edge off. Felt like Everyone was staring over my shoulder like, why I wanna know what it was like when Balderson wrote his prosthetics scene. And then also thinking  

[02:55:40] Unknown:

to read this. Did she give you any feedback? What age was it? Like, I'm guessing, like, age 11. You know, Baldy's got his pen and his his streaming button here.  

[02:55:51] Unknown:

Jenna here asking Sarah if Sarah's grandmother   read the sex scenes and provided any feedback.  

[02:56:00] Unknown:

This is That makes it weird, especially if it's a television show. Folks. This is the TV show. Weird experiences with Jenna and her own grandmother in a witch's That on television. Remember that, Jim? Oh my gosh. Yes. Woah. Gammy.  

[02:56:13] Unknown:

Gammy.  

[02:56:15] Unknown:

Yeah. It scared the shit out of her. Yeah. He is visibly   shook shook to the core.   See if I can find that. She make a face like that or like that? Yes. Like that? Yeah. Because they they've got her on TV. It might have even been the Today Show.  

[02:56:30] Unknown:

Yes. Yeah. They've got a hell of a on TV, and they're joking around  

[02:56:34] Unknown:

And getting encouraging her to kinda be lighthearted and jokey about grandma Bush,   and then they fucking   Switched the camera on, and grandma Bush is there wearing a witch's hat, and it's around Halloween. She dressed up as the her grandmother   for Halloween. That's fantasy? Oh, that's right. That's right. Like a fantasy novel? Yeah.  

[02:56:56] Unknown:

It's,  

[02:56:57] Balderson:

so when they say fantasy, like,   I read a lot of fantasy, and outside of   even in the some of the racier ones, there's not really any sex scenes in them. So when she's saying fantasy, I   don't know that this is trip particularly fantasy genre outside of, like, Maybe it's got fairies fucking and stuff, but I'm not sure.   You know, there there isn't a lot of notable sex scenes. Like, Yes. People have sex in them, but it it's not like there's a scene around it. Like, oh, yeah. Right. Right.  

[02:57:31] Unknown:

Any any real plot,   You imply that there's chemistry, and then you let everyone know that these people definitely did the deed.   But you don't zoom in and be like, And then her bulbous thigh was revealed from under the popping garter belt or whatever. You know? Like exactly.  

[02:57:49] Unknown:

If you have a bulbous size, is that diabetes?   It's a good question. You might wanna get it checked out. Checked out? Okay. Let's check the rest of this out. How spicy does it get to   have your grandma read your   your, erotic   Fiction.  

[02:58:07] Unknown:

Be very feminine, but then also go, like, beat the I can't look most of my family in the eye now. My first on the page sex scene was in my Court of Thorns and Roses, the first novel in that series. And I needed a glass of wine, So, like, take the edge off felt like everyone was staring over my shoulder, like, watching as I wrote these, like, dirty words.   And then also thinking, like, oh my god. My grandmother is going to read this. Did she give you any feedback? When the second book in my ACOTAR series came out, Accordum Mist and Fury. That one, like, really stepped up the scheme. And so I called her as a grandma.   You know, I love you, and I appreciate that you read everything that I   I've ever put down on paper, but let me skip this one. I was like, well, why, Sarah? My little grandma. There's a lot of, like, really steamy, sexy material.  

She just goes, well, that sounds right up my alley.   Oh, I love her.  

[02:59:07] Unknown:

That  

[02:59:09] Unknown:

was Ally. I'm I'm glad that you brought this out Closer to the end of the stream. That way, we could leave everyone with a permanent feeling of cringe and discomfort as we draw closer to one of us reaching out and pushing the button.   I've noticed Ben's had to disengage because he can't be in the presence of these women even in a two dimensional,   environment?   This is a sign. Being polite. I I wish that we could have been sitting at the bar with these ladies while they're being Films just sitting across from the guy camera guy just, like, listening, like,   here I am. That'd be awesome.  

That's what I would be filming. I'd be zoomed in on Ben's face, like, Alright. So this is the Today Show. Don't miss the shot. NBC  

[02:59:55] Unknown:

advertising   erotic fiction   that you can buy at Walmart?  

[03:00:00] Unknown:

Well, that your grandma's gonna read. That your grandma  

[03:00:04] Unknown:

will read to your granddaughter.  

[03:00:10] Unknown:

Too far.  

[03:00:11] Unknown:

Is there more? Listen to a little bit more here.  

[03:00:16] Unknown:

I don't know why. I am. One of the most mortifying moments   of my career was my mother-in-law Uh-oh. Holding me side.   There were all those steamy scenes inspired by you and Josh.   I wanted to just   Walk into traffic.   I was like, I don't. I was like, no, Linda. Like, we're not.  

[03:00:37] Unknown:

I'm blushing.  

[03:00:39] Unknown:

Just imagining that. Mass' own love story with her husband, Josh. Nice. Nice. They give you the visual so that you can definitely imagine her banging her husband. That was Sweet. That was awesome.   You know? She writes characters that are banging in a fiction novel, and here's her on her wedding day. Like having sex with her husband on her wedding day. Now Pfizer commercial. Please be on the go.  

[03:01:04] Unknown:

Probably a viagra commercial,   kind of commercial,   wine commercial.  

[03:01:14] Unknown:

Ballpoint pen and spiral notebook commercial   and close, as they say.  

[03:01:20] Unknown:

Anchored? Let me do it real quick.  

[03:01:22] Unknown:

Yeah. There it is. Jim's got it. Is that   is that real? Yeah. That's real. This is what they did. I forgot that she was dressed as her grandmother,   and then they stuck grandma off. This is the Today Show again.   Yeah. Today Show's got a this is probably why Jenna Ignore the writing.   The John Street quiet. Can you can you guys hear it?  

[03:01:50] Unknown:

I don't know if I wanna hear it, but turn it up.  

[03:02:03] Unknown:

She literally took one full step back, and grandma noticed too.   Oh, yeah. The   I love that, they're speculating that this is MK Ultra.   Like, no. Her grandma's just a famously ruthless cruel bitch. It's It doesn't have to be Tavistock MK Ultra Programming.   Yeah. Barbara Bush is just a monster. So Dude, dude.  

[03:02:28] Balderson:

The   the story   like, where she took fucking George,   and she went and had a miscarriage, and she took the fucking baby   In a jar and made George carry it in the car while they took home. Like, that's fucking insane.  

[03:02:46] Unknown:

Wait. Wait. I mean, tell me the story again.  

[03:02:49] Balderson:

Good. She she either I I think she either miscarried she either miscarried or had an abortion.   George had to drive her to the fucking clinic,   and then she had the baby put in a jar, you know, like the pickled punks. And then George had to carry it and when she drove it home.   Wow. And she's like, this is your sibling or whatever, and they took it home.   Oh, wow. Crazy. Right?  

[03:03:16] Unknown:

This is your little brother.  

[03:03:18] Balderson:

Yeah.  

[03:03:21] Unknown:

Difference between you and him is you're alive,  

[03:03:24] Unknown:

and you're a piece of shit.   He's dead.  

[03:03:31] Balderson:

Just wow. Right?  

[03:03:34] Unknown:

Wow.   Like, who does weird shit like that? Like, we don't even know that. I wonder if there's a good Barbara Bush biography out there.  

[03:03:43] Unknown:

I think it's in that. Let's get to the end of the night.  

[03:03:46] Balderson:

It's in the George Bush biography, I think. Yeah. And he talks about His mom take, you know, him taking his mom to the clinic and coming home, and he had   to fucking bring in the little you know, he didn't call it a pickle punk, but Fucking she went and, you know, got a little pickle pumpkin. Here here's your sibling, Carrie. I'm   like, fucking   crazy.   How much like, what kind of fucking head trip is that?  

[03:04:13] Unknown:

Well, if you guys remember Barbara Bush during the famous Katrina   catastrophe   when New Orleans was flooded permanently off the map. She said live on television that it was a great opportunity for black people. It's like a vacation for them is what she said.   Yeah. This is a yeah. It's a great opportunity for black people. It's like a vacation for them. Yes. Like, this is while it was still happening, this wasn't, like, a year later or something. This was in the middle of it. I remember being like,   woah.   George, come get your fucking wife  

[03:04:45] Balderson:

Good.   Like, come get her. My favorite Bush moment was that fucking,   was that Police funeral were, like, 7 check cops or some shit got shot down in Texas.   And   George Bush and and,   all of them were down there in in the Obamas and everybody,   and they start playing music and fucking George Bush is all fucked up. He just starts fucking Getting it like   no. Michelle Obama had to fucking tell him to stop.  

[03:05:19] Unknown:

Stop dancing, bro.  

[03:05:21] Unknown:

Michael Obama.  

[03:05:24] Balderson:

Yeah. Yeah. Mike.   Mike had the the decorum. He wanna set up a funeral. You don't start getting jiggy with it at a funeral, motherfucker.   Got shot. The nation's supposed to be at war, and you're just like, yeah. It's my shit. Hey.  

[03:05:45] Unknown:

Oh, fun.  

[03:05:48] Unknown:

You know, maybe we can reach out to readers of the ACOTAR   series, and they could come on the show and describe us   describe to us the fantasy realm that these books take place in.   Is it like a Game of Thrones?  

[03:06:03] Unknown:

Yeah. They could tell us about if they read them in the bathtub or by candlelight or how many batteries they go through, all this stuff. In Game of Thrones,  

[03:06:11] Unknown:

every at the end of every episode,   a character would die. At the end of every episode   of, Sarah j Maas'   story?  

[03:06:22] Unknown:

It has to end with a sex scene. So it's like, who's gonna Who's gonna bone? Who's gonna bone? Who's gonna bone? That's the cliffhanger. Yes. My favorite character is finally bone. Do you think do you think there's any ever any time where the sex Scene carries on to the end of the book, but doesn't end. And then the first book, it's a cliffhanger between books to know, does it start back up and she finishes the set scene? I don't think The cliffhanger.   I think it's a climax.  

[03:06:49] Unknown:

I think that's the money shot.  

[03:06:53] Balderson:

The money shot.   Well You know, that's exactly   we've all been waiting to hear Alan Marcus  

[03:07:00] Unknown:

Say those words. It's my it's a piss Yeah. I got I'm done being a spider now. That was it for me, guys. I made it. I didn't think it would ever happen. It finally happened. It's been nice.  

[03:07:10] Unknown:

In a good time? I don't have the cash register   sound effect. You go cha ching, cha ching,   cha   Ching. I've got,  

[03:07:19] Unknown:

you could play the beginning of Pink Floyd, buddy, the bass.  

[03:07:25] Balderson:

Now that, Alan Marcus Said that, we finally have his character where he does, like, the the Val Venus fucking from WWF   thing, you know, right at during the Select the proof of death match. Mhmm.   And then he fucking   Then he gives him the money shot.  

[03:07:54] Unknown:

So we're done then? That's it?  

[03:07:58] Unknown:

I like the code the code stop.   Just push the fucking button already. What are you waiting for, my god?