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Streamed live on January 6, 2024 on Weaving Spiders Webs YouTube and Odin's Alchemy Rokfin

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• Exploring Simulation Theory, David Icke, and the Role of Math in Society
• Anxiety, Social Media, and the Controversial Figure Jonathan Sharkey
• Internet Culture, Weather Conditions, and the Existence of Extraterrestrial Life
• Tetris: Reaching the Maximum Score and the Allure of Gaming Achievements
• Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger: Bible, Star Wars, Taxes

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including simulation theory, David Icke's theories, and the role of math in society. They also touch on the concept of truth in conspiracy theories and the influence of popular figures in the truth-seeking community.

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including anxiety, social media, and the current political climate. They also touch on the recent events in Miami and the controversial figure Jonathan Sharkey, who ran for governor of Minnesota.

This episode covers a wide range of topics, from internet culture to weather conditions. The hosts engage in humorous and random conversations, touching on subjects like 4chan, Reddit, and regional weather terms. They also discuss the concept of being a watcher and the potential existence of extraterrestrial life.

In this episode, the hosts discuss a video game achievement in Tetris and the significance of reaching the maximum score. They also touch on other gaming achievements and the allure of physical media.

The episode discusses various topics including the Bible, Star Wars, taxes, and impaling criminals. The hosts also mention Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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And we're here.  

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Freeze.   Where are we?  

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Where are we? Where is this place?  

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It's being 2024,   Which it started out with a fucking   bang there, fucking around with the drama.  

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So,   is it Grand Theft Auto   Vice City   with alien expansion pack?  

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Yes.  

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DLC.  

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Lockfish should be, oh, I believe.  

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Project   teal beam.   It's like, lavender beam.   What color is that beam?   Chartreuse? Fuchsia?   Fuchsia. It's   Fuchsia bean.  

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They've gated up. It's fuchsia now.  

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I heard that the aliens, I mean, specifically the reptilians,   They don't have gender in their body, which makes them superior.  

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They're genderless.  

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Yeah. But they have   but they have an agenda.   Don't get it twisted.  

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Oh,   yeah. No no But lots of agenda.   I see.   I see. That's like gender light.   Mhmm. It's like Splenda.  

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A spoonful of,   medicine helps the human brains go down, and the zombies are sucking them dry   of all original thought.   But I saw it on TikTok.  

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TikTok, you say?  

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I saw it on Instagram, but it was reshared from TikTok. But then it was posted to   Twitter,   And then someone on Facebook sent it to me   or something. I don't I don't remember the the chain of causality here.  

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Disappointing.   Are we on The Rock, Finn?  

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We are on The Rock Fence.  

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On The Fence. On The Rock.  

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On The Rock. Covering  

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What's the rest of that say?   Worthlessly.  

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I never even look at this thing. Hold on.   You were doing good.   Okay. We'll try again.   From the top. Covering the news on all things weird,   weaving spiders welcome addresses the never ending onslaught of mind control unleashed upon the Propane   masses.   Some of the most important researchers, authors, truth truth seekers, philosophers,   And artists to share their ruthlessly unpopular takes on the current state of AI, ET's,   secret, mistresses,   a call, Esoterica,   conspiracy,   music,   film   film, and the paranormal.   Tune in to Weaving Spike with Alpha. Welcome.  

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Tune in.  

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All tuned in.  

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Well, that's good. That's nice. That's nice. That's very nice. That's nice. That's very nice. Well written.   Unpopular. Very well right there.  

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Is that still on Apple,   podcasts?  

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Weird podcast.   Yes.  

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If people go and look for Weaving Spiders   Welcome, they might find Old podcasts   because this is episode   234.  

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And what a wonderful ride it's been.  

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It has been a guess.  

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So is that lavender, though? What color   is the simulation   Really? I don't know if we gotta get this technology right.  

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Was it something about beans?   Blue beans?  

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So,   about giants.   Giants.   Beam. Beam. Stocks.  

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Stalkers. Beam. Beam. Grind your bones.   Grind your bones to make my bread.  

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Oh, bread bones again. Bone bone bread again.  

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Bone bread again.   Okay. Alright. I think we're live everywhere we need to be. I think everyone   Who needs to be in chat is here for now.   Share the URL   of the Rockfin   and the YouTube.   And what's the name of the show?  

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Don't tell me what to do.  

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Don't tell me what to do.  

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That was   not the approved name of the stream tonight.   We had an argument about My bad.  

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Yep. My bad.   I remember what it is.   Hashtag wsw234.   David Ike, love triangle, Nephilim gamer girl stimulation   theory.  

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Stimulation.  

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Some of us believe that we're living in a stimulation.  

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I feel it. I feel it.  

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Are your nipples standing at attention?  

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I'm gonna need to change my shirt.   It's cold in space. I thought they were useless, but   not right now. Not right now, Karen.   They're serving some purpose, but I can't figure out what it is.  

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Temperature sensors.  

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Yeah. But I'm hot and cold at the same time.   What's going on?   Well, it's,  

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You've got too much cocaine?  

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I'm trying to, find the villager.  

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Not yet. Well,  

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we'll figure it out.   My knight. My knight.  

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He plays it.  

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I met David Ike at a rave one   He has enough energy to stand on his own 2 feet.  

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You sounded like a pro.  

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David Ike said I had nice ball ups.  

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That's a huge compliment   coming from him.  

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David Ike. So here's our   On discussion board for tonight. Pick a topic. Let's begin.  

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What is that, game machine? The Panasonic.  

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That's a real 3 d o.   A real 3 d o? It's a real 3 d o. Actual?   You can see there it says real Do you remember that? Yayl3d0.  

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I don't know about that. What is that?  

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My buddy had that system. Device.  

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Decent games?  

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No. There was only, like, 3 games came out with it.   We   The one was pretty good fighting game, but  

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Looks like it's between,   Super Nintendo and   Sega Genesis or something.   It's   probably it.  

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Hey, but I like to play this video. I would have said between  

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PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2.  

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Oh.  

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A little bit newer than that than what you're thinking.   I wasn't a big fan of the year. Nintendo kind of fell off the map during that time,   You know? That's  

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true. It's when I got too old for video games.   Snooty age.  

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David Ick still plays video games.   He's playing he plays Minecraft, I think.   Minecraft.   He plays with your mind, man.   He creates stories   and tells them again and again.   And the more he tells them, the more truer they become.  

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That's cool. He's got a good   He's got a good,   voice.   You know? He's a great speaker. What always what always got me is   my dad was kind of a nerd, so   He liked watching,   v, the miniseries.   And then a number of years later, Dave David Ike comes out and basically,   And, gives off the,   plot for v, the miniseries.   Okay. And and pawns that off, and you're like, wow. Right.   That's big hand wave.  

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Pink hand wave. Billing.  

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Hey, Alexander.  

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Break the simulation with a pink hand wave.  

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The LSRE?  

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There it goes.   Right. David, I   gathers all the available information   And   then retells   the narrative   with his own unique voice.  

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Yeah.  

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Do you remember, Stuart Swerdlow?   No.   Do you remember Alex,   Collier or Collier.   All these figures   who had VHS cameras in the nineties   recorded their lectures   and printed books out   In the conspiracy   theory   circuit,   there's conventions   and collectors would   Purchase Xerox   photocopied,   self published,   self bound documents,   And they were highly desired.   And then at some point, the Internet went online.   I saw a video of   President Bill Clinton   at a school   helping put wires into the ceiling to wire up a school so they could connect to the Internet.   And then he used one of those AOL triangle cameras, you know, those triangles.  

It's like a pyramid   and   Pyramid base on the top of the computer, and there's a little eyeball on it. Oh, yeah.   The first web cameras.  

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The eye of the pyramid.  

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Yes. AOL   had that shape and that camera,   And it was,   what, 5 frames a second, maybe 4,   maybe up to 6 frames a second.   Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Resolution.  

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Fire back then. We had those ice creams, like, fire. That is so cool. We were like, Oh my gosh. We're all gonna be using,   video phones to the next 5 years. It's gonna be great.  

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Now we have it and barely use it. Now we have video phones, and we get diarrhea when the phone rings. Like, It's   like   Like,   I gotta talk to somebody now. It's like college.   Having a panic attack because my phone is doing what it's designed to do.   So David, I found the documents,   read the documents, and then made his own document, And published a book   and sold that book.   And every every other year it seems, he publishes a new book.   After 2020,   the book was big. It was black, and it was ferocious,   and it was simply called the answer.   It was like  

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bible.  

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And David Ike's gospel seems to be   Not literature, but rather film,   especially   the movie, The Matrix. He takes that as the gospel truth   And preaches it to you.  

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Now he's on simulation theory?  

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He's on simulation theory,   Doubling down.  

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Yes. Yes. That's worse than the reptile thing.  

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So glad I don't pay attention to that. It's simulation   theory   And actual   demonic,   iconic, reptilian,   shape shifters.  

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All the   words? All the bad guys, is Darth Vader in it too?  

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Probably.  

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He's scary.   Also, Punk and   Ed. Punk and Ed was pretty scary.  

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Punk and Ed is terrifying.  

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Yeah.   I hope he's not on their team.  

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So here he is with his signature black leather shoes and his   black socks   and his arthritic hands because he types so much. He types all those books himself. He must. He must type. He is shaped like a Hold on.   Yeah. Here he is standing up sometimes.  

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He's floating.   Yes.  

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Wow. Above Antarctica, probably.  

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He's always wearing shirts that,   emulate   the colors of the   the chakras.  

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Yes. Yes.   He's on his   blue   phase now in his recent documentary film based off of his book,   The dream.   So in the dream,   he talks about the holographic   reality   Simulation   theory,   which is really real   because   engineers   at JPL and NASA have Also said it was a good idea.  

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And a Chicago artist.  

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So in his documentary   video, The Dream, From his iconic media network website,   David Ike shows us the dream with fun green screen effects.   Some of them we are able to replicate here tonight with our 3 d o technology.   It's like the halloweduck in Star Trek,  

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and David Ikes has the technology. Supposed to work in like David Ikes sitting there?   Yep. He is. I'm Jim. Our cameras, sir.   Yep.   Yeah. That was kinda gross. That was terrifying.  

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Move your cameras around.  

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There you go.   Google do a little nutter shuffle.  

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So I don't know if this is all bollocks or not. Trying to do a Nutter Butter on Jim's face just a minute ago. There's no do it that camera.  

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And bite them like a Did you find the dog peanut butter jar?  

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Yes. Finally. Yeah. You definitely can't have a gut like that and be in the True. Hail, gnostic chef.   Yeah. You're right, Matt Gray Matt Moon Crazy. You cannot be a big fat ass like that. You can't be hanging out   On mainstream media consistently.   And then just   repeating   the verbatim,   the   the freaking   V, the miniseries,   and,   be a truther.   Like, speaking out against he has a couple good speeches that are you know, not to anybody that's in this. You know, you could say the same thing about Alex Jones and just about anybody.   I   if they,   if they're gonna make it big, they have to say some some things that are true that other people don't say in order to keep The people pulled in so that way they can sell their bullshit.  



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Oh, I think they say about 85 to 90% truth   And Yeah. Doing some real wacko shit. And Yeah. People have filed for all of it because they're like, this is true. And I know this is true, and I can see this is true. So everything he says must be true.  

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It is.  

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It is. Right. And you're like you're like Alex Jones, my favorite thing is the gay frogs thing, which is   absolutely true. And he sounds a 100%   insane while he's saying It's fuck it's hilarious. Yeah. But sounds a 100% insane.  

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And it makes everyone who follows his information   Look insane to those people that don't know.  

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I mean Fuckin' ain't right. If you mentioned AZITRINE,   Which, hunt which there's been, there's been actual scientists that have come out and given   reports and whatnot and spoken out against it. But if you may if you bring it up, you're obviously an Alex Jones person, and then all I was taking picture is Alex Jones screaming. They're turning the frogs gay.   You know?   Like,  

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Yes.  

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What are you doing? It looks like the frogs are in a good mood.  

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Well, it's because they just joined the Illuminati.  

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Right. Well, here the frogs are not gay. They'd be fucking  

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I think it's good fortune to have   promiscuous frogs.  

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Promiscuous   Toads   too.  

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Yeah. Why not Toads?  

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Okay. Yeah. You gotta have that credit that, you gotta be, have that credibility to get the traction, and that's when you can save the crazy shit and sell the supplements and all that kind of bullshit.   Wait. Like, guys like fuck it. Guys like that fuck nut,   Stew Peters.   Like, that guy didn't even give it no time. He's like, listen. Snake venom in all the water systems,   here's a supplement at the same time. Like, he didn't even give himself a couple years to build up. Yeah. That guy was, like, right out the gate. I have supplements to   counteract this venom in the water.  

What an asshole.  

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It's like poisoning the well of information.   There's venom in the water.   They really do poison the well,  

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and they do it very well. Right. Like It was very entertaining. It's it's that the idea that   You could possibly poison the United States water systems   as if there's only 1 or 2 or 3 or something.   Like, there is so many tens of thousands of different water systems that get drawn from   rivers or, you know,   Lakes, whatever. It's it's   it's wild how many different water plants   there are in the United States and to imagine that anybody can across the board   go to all of them. And that's not even that's and how are you getting it to all the people living off wells or just Streams or whatever with their own water systems, which   in the United States, a fairly large number of people.  



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Well, in the cities, they do a lot of recycling of the wastewater,   so you are drinking   redrunk   Feces and peesies   that, Yeah.   Been through people and have their medications in it.  

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You know? Pieces of corn. Yeah.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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They screened it out. Yeah. No. That that's rough. Down south, it's like At down in the bay and whatnot, when you drive into those cities, it says at the beginning of the city. I do appreciate   They put a big sign that says,   this city uses recycled water. You're like, thanks.   I'm not   Do you have drinking anything around here or anything?  

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Well, actually, having drinkable clean water has   not been the case for,   human society for the last   1000 years.  

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There've been a lot of, Well, I I don't know that it ever was that.   Was it ever though?   Like, that's part of why they drink beer in Germany.   Like Yeah. When I was over in Germany, my I was drinking the The normal water, because I grew up off a well, so I didn't think nothing to drink and tap water.   And fucking, I was And the tap water and me and a whole bunch of other guys got sick. I got hospitalized for 3 days.   Oh, shit. For drinking the water. Yeah.   But on the same token, this is part of why,   even back in   the revolution days and whatnot,   it was very common to just drink beer.  

Now,   more modern understanding understands that in order to   Make that beer. It had to go through a a boiling and heat and all the nasties have been killed off in that water and whatnot. So you could just boil your water and then drink water,   but   or or distill your water and then drink water.   But   Back then, they just drank the beer because nobody   bothered putting the energy into   just water.  

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It's a lot of work to clean it every time you wanna drink it.   Might as well just drink beer.  

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Yep. Same amount of work almost, and it's beer.  

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Yeah. I definitely did   change and shape society, though.   That was the whole culture that's half drunk all the time has gotta be making some  

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wack wacky decisions. Now see well, now see, that also So is another thing   that people aren't quite getting.   Like, back then,   number 1, You didn't have a store to go to to to go get,   20%   yeast or something like that. So unless you were a specific beer brewer   that, you know, had somehow cultivated that kind of a yeast, They didn't have,   you know, a nice Belgian with 18%   that was readily available.   A lot of times you were cultivating things with wild yeast. You're only pulling,   you know,   2, 3%,   you know, something like that. And the same thing applies for mead. Like a lot of your meats, they aren't they were not a heavy,   alcohol by volume.  

And in order to make it that, it it actually takes a good chunk of work.   Most of your meat yeast, they they are petering out much below that.   And then   in order to keep it going, you have to use specific yeast, and then you have to go back and back feed them And get them to keep doing the work. It takes, like, a year.  

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Sir, Peter, partnering out,   Clamming over that wall to get that water.   Yeah.   Did I have a question about history and,   these guys,   the Templars.  

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They were mostly drinking pruno.   Pruno was the answer.  

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And the,   were drinking the blood of   The   the Red Cross people, the   the donators, the blood donators.  

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I'm not sure. The the prison I was in, the, dumbasses who sat there and did the,   archaics thing   Where they,   made up exotic stories that just kinda touched little things?   Freaking,   What's that word you used? They were they all thought that they were Templars.  

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Archaic?   Like, really old? Like, really old books? No.  

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Like, Archaics, like that freaking retard that   mentions   I I I just love his one little video where he   He talks about reading all these old books and then he has his video where he shows a bunch of absolutely worthless books.   Like, you and Rob, the used bookstore   that, you know, for their $2 books that just look old. You got one collection of them.   Right.   No. He read 1500   books. Like, that's a lot of books. Give me a break.  

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I'm getting the word armchair.   I'm not finding any r k x. I don't think it's in a dictionary.   No. I think it's a real word. Armchairing.   Armchair linguistics, sitting in an armchair and pondering about language Phenomenon rather than carrying out fieldwork.   Armchair.   I'm not seeing our kicks in the dictionary.  

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No. Psycho idiot. But it would you try looking under violent rapist   shitbag?  

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Looking under Oh, no. That's that would be the definition. Is there a Nephilim archives website that we could find information on?  

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Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's his old website. That's that's   That included his   old timeline   where,   that's already,   not working out. So, yeah, just switch his name and make a whole new thing because it works. SB Alger, welcome to the stimulation room tonight.  

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Hi.  

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Purple Pleasure Night.  

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Uh-oh.  

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That doesn't sound good. Is this the right room you wanna be in? Sound good. I don't know what I signed up for here.  

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Oh, you took it off there. I can't see it. Oh, I'll put it up again.  

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Here he is. Sorry. I didn't grab my computer. He's in the green room this time.  

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That face. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I recently went through you guys wanna see something? Here. I think I got it handy. Mhmm. Oh, I'd have to get a stepladder. Isn't it funny how a small step, like, I'd have to grab the stepladder Is enough to completely end the endeavor. Like, fuck that. David Ike levitates.  

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He doesn't need a step stool. Good. When I was an electrician,  

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there was and this was known. There was because there's only, like, 3,   Specters in, it was in Longmont.   So it's all at Boulder County, Weld County, all around there In, North of Denver.   And one of the 3 inspectors, if you did not have a ladder on the job site for him to use, he would not take that ladder off his fucking truck for nothing. So his inspection would be from here down if as long as you hid your ladders.   Like so if you knew that guy so when he was coming, you just hid your Fucking ladders straight out. Like  

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Nice. Yeah. So, I mean, so it's a benefit. It's not like he's gonna   Refuse to get his ladder but then mark you down, he's just gonna do half of an inspection.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Straight up.   I don't have a ladder   laying around for him to use. If you let the ladder in laying around for him to use, you're getting a Later. Inspection.  

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Let's see here. What if I I mean, we could fudge the number. So it's, like, 75%   inspect now, 75 inspect later, and then we charge 200% for a 150% of the work we do. And   then the government hires us.  

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There's a Inspectors   are   Inspectors are typically contractors that are lazy.  

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Oh, yeah.   There's a grocery store that says 2 100 200%   freshness guaranteed   on the bags.   And I'm like, what does that even mean?   200%   freshness guaranteed?  

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It means that we are counting on you, but cannot while it's still in the udder.  

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Yeah.   Well, that's pretty fresh.  

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Yeah. That's that's Utterly delicious.  

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Alright.   Well, I don't know. I might not be able to wear this hat either because percent crushed.  

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200 yeah. I'm trying to still  

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I mean, obviously, it's illogical.   So there's no reason to actually They try to make it into a tracking linear thought. But,   like, if fresh so we'd have to qualify and define fresh It's at 100%,   I think,   before we could really speculate as to what it means   to bring that up by one full magnitude.   Because, you know, I think most people would think, like, oh, that means it's double. Like, no.   No.   100%   more is not that's not a multiplication   of Times 1 in my mind, and I'm no math whiz, but   Math is racist.   An increase of 100% when you're already at 100% means very different to me than duplicating whatever the first 100%   was.  

It's some kind of expansion in earthquakes.  

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A a a 2 It's not double of a one.  

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Exactly. Right. Yeah. 10. Exactly.   Yeah. Magnitude. Exactly. Some kinda   It's like a   increase in every direction.   It's kinda like the same as, you know, if you can duplicate a   if you've ever had a a gym nose   If I say, Jim, I have this cube. I need you to enlarge it for me. Well, that's not the operation that you think it is. You don't just move all the sides out by the same distance. That doesn't do it. We use the word I love bigging. That's right. I love the word embigging. It's one of my favorite. Thank you, Alan, for adding that.   Invigination   is good. We could coin that tonight. Invigination.  



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Right. I'm thinking of the Apparently,  

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the pain Marcus needs to,   flesh out the math being racist.   Some people are not understanding this. So if you could please   explain why math in and of itself is racist. That would be great.  

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I'm gonna have to remember   The name of the individual on the news   broadcast who was explaining to the reporter   that   Numbers   can be used in such a way by people of power   to make   the other   people have a price tag on them Somehow related to human slave trades and markets   and labors and wages   all the way up To math classes in which everyone's required to take a math class   even if you're born   with a   A math challenged mind. So you could be like a math challenged person,   and then you're forced to take a math education class, which is like humiliating.   That's really Been there. Done that. Position to be in. To be a math to be a math teacher is a really privileged position to think. High school math was racist Against white kids like me.  



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Mhmm. That's why I skipped it. I'm I'm still currently point 001%   away from   algebra.   I finally got pre algebra done.   I think it was in 2017.  

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Did you take geometry?  

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No. I don't know what I probably would have been happy if I would have just taken geometry. I probably would very much enjoy geometry.  

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I slept through algebra.  

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Yeah. But you can do it.   Mhmm. Yeah. I know you can do math because you don't get the some of the credentials you have behind your name,   whether it be your past experience and certifications   or your current alchemical work.   You if if you were no good at math, we'd be talking to your widow.  

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When I got to my calculus course, we were just making art on graphing calculators.   It   was like an art class. As an electrician,  

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there's this little yellow book,   and it's it's a fairly thick Book, and it's called it Ugly's manual.   And all's the entire book is is calculations   because  

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that way you don't have to try and keep that 5000 calculations into your head. You just have to know how they work, and then you just Oh, no. Yeah. I definitely could imagine that you have to have a cheat sheet because you don't wanna have to do the math over and Over and over again.  

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Yeah. So it tells you the formula anyways for what you're trying to figure out. It's called an ugly thing. So you have to do the math, But at least you get the  

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we've all agreed that we're doing it this way for sure. Yep.  

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Yeah. Well, and it's it's everything whether it's wire fill on a fucking   on a,   pipe, you know, like, if it's a half inch pipe.   Off the top of my head, I think it's 8 number 12 THHNs   can fit in it. But then, also, you sometimes depending on what's going on, like,   you like, inside of a inside of a receptacle box, No matter how many ground wires are in there, that's counted as 1.   And so you're only counting the positive and negative wires, and the ground wire is just 1.   So   if if you have, like, 5 sets of wires coming in there, you're gonna have 10 posit 10 or 5 negatives, 5 positives, but only one ground in your calculation   For your box, Phil. Shit like that.  



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Right.  

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So I don't wanna say This individual's name, it's on the screen. It's a n n e,   and then she has a hyphen between her Last name, so the gate up version of the Narnia lion or something?   Yeah.   Are you seeing the screen share?  

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I'm I'm just seeing a gated up lion that looks like it's the Narnia lion only, like, extra gait.  

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Yeah. I was seeing, like, a couple of people on the news there. Were you not seeing that, Ben?  

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Or,   it's a gamer girl. No.  

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Are you the gamer girl? News clip. Are Nephilims am am I missing Nephilim? There's a now I see the gate up Narnia Lion. Okay. Yeah. There's Do you see   the  

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gay Narnia lion? No. Yeah. I definitely see the gay Narnia lion. Is math racers? Is math racers?   Is math racist? Do you think we get is she wearing the Palestinian scarf?  

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Is that a pal I don't Do anything about this individual who believes math to be racist.  

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Certainly. All's I'm seeing is the gate up lion.  

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It's weird that Nick not get to know. He's wearing he's wearing  

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a shirt.  

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She's apparently on   I Stares, who's in my house,   On her screen because she's she's watching it over there.   Right. We can see they can see the the Palestinian  

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lady and not just the gay enough lion. Well, that must be ship out and come back. That must be part of the simulation.   Alright. I think the I think the archons are working on your behalf tonight. I'll leave.   Because you would talk about you would talk about this individual's   receptacle box, and she would   she would go   off on you,  

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200%   going off. 200%  

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racism.  

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Yeah. We should definitely include that from now on as part of our   Stuff that things are at 200%.  

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We're trying to reach our goal of 200% more subscribers   Tonight, by end of the stream  

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9:50.  

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We need more we need more bones for Garfield.  

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What's this one?   Trying to find the product. Yeah. Top level. Yeah. It might be glow in the dark or something.  

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Careful, SP. You're underneath the,   2 tailed kitty tonight.  

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Yep. There it is. Alright.   Just wanna know something. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That guy's related to the 9 tailed fox. I can tell just by looking at him. Right. So mathematically,  

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this is impossible,   but yet it's happening.   So, therefore,  

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we live in a stimulation room, Durie. I feel like I can't. He's extra naughty.  

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He would be.   Does he have 2 assholes?  

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It's none of your business, Jim. Yeah. He would put them both in your face. Do you  

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pickle pickle pickle pink or tick tickled link? Or  

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Tickle link. Is that is that pickle link? I think that's something you can eat in,   in the UK, tickled link. Pretty sure.  

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Why does tickled link have, crab hands?  

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Because anything out of spotted dick, but we gotta Anything is permissible  

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in the stimulation room tonight. Stimulation room.  

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Oh, yeah. I was gonna I don't think I'm gonna get the step ladder, but I do have David. I won't let him do that. Percent more holes.  

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That is that is true. Of understanding guide us, says the Templars. The   Guys are like, nothing is true. Everything's permitted.   How do you even pronounce their name And play that game. Hashashim.  

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Yeah. Hashashim.  

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The Hashashim. So it's like marijuana  

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game? Yeah.   Like, we Oh, that's part of their a lot of  

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cannabis. The way the story goes is that, a, they would use the hashish,   But that they would also get people exceedingly high on it by, I think, by eating, and then they would prepare and stage   A beautiful, perfectly heavenly scene with women and flowing fountains and nice smells and an abundance of food and other things. And then so that gets you really you know, if you've ever eaten a large dose of, marijuana, then you know. Like, you feel like it's this Special end of the world. Done that.   What do you mean by that, Sean? I'm I'm shocked to hear that you've never eaten a large dose.   That would be strange for you to have avoided that.  

That would be like saying that I'm an electrician, but I never have done much. I was still stoned 3 days later.   That's right. Then I fell asleep and woke up, and I thought it was later. And it was actually one day later, and I was still so stoned Yeah. That the thought of getting in my car gave me a panic attack. I went and sat on the toilet with the seat down   to think about it,   and that helped. So I took a drink out of the sink by cupping my hand help. And then I kept   I kept doing that for about 3 hours, I think, but then it turns out that was only about 18 minutes.   So they get them into this state, bring them into this heavenly realm, and say, this is the reward if you join us And become killers and poisoners and murderers and subterfuge creators. And wife beaters.  

Hey, Jim.  

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That sounds very matinee. Did you know what I mean? That sounds that sounds fashionable  

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to to wear that item of clothing.   Do they come in other colors? Bothering me that Other colors more than white.  

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If this isn't a gift from Australia, then I would cut the damn bells off of it.   Oh, I gotta shut the bells off. We're not hearing the bells. Time my the last time I'm hearing the and I were together,  

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The last time both my brothers and I were together,   freaking I had just I had a really good   Back then, Kindbud was a thing because, you know, there was most people just had Mexican Brickweed.   And for my one brother and a volcano,   vaporizer,   which was a huge deal back then. Like, almost nobody had something like that.   And then,   The other one brought this giant jar of white widow butter made out of just white widow hash. Oh, shit. And Yeah. Yeah. We We actually smuggled white widow seeds back from Amsterdam.   Oh, yeah. That's good. Hopefully, the  

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Hopefully, the,   what do you call that when there's a, an a number of years before they can incriminate you Statue of limitations. Hopefully, the statute of limitations is up on that.  

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But,  

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we'll find out. Freaking we ate. We somehow we decided that instead of having some kind of sense, we ate the entire   jar of white whale butter in Two batches associated,  

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2 batches of cookie.  

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And then while we were smoking and eating,   and I remember I I woke up, like, 20 it was, like, 28 hours later after I went to bed,   and I was like   and the fucking hole, I Sat up, and I was like, why is the whole world spinning?   I I was so fucked up.   Yeah. I laid back Going and slept for almost another day. I got up and went pee,   went and slept again.   Like, holy shit.  

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Yeah.  

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Not much else you can do at that point.  

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No. No. Like, I did it not too long ago because my friend I it was my own fault too because I left some butter with my friend.   And then we came back to visit, like, a year later, and he had made some of those velvety red muffins.   So I had one knowing what was in it because I was the one who had supplied it. And there's an ancient pagan witch that we all know in the Walla Walla Valley Who is the goddess of all marijuana. She's a long skinny thing, and she's tall, and she looks,   younger than she is. She's probably almost 60 years old now. She's one of these women that has tattoos on her face like the tribal elder, but she's just a white lady.   And,   yeah. So,   Of course, you eat it, and it kicks in. You're like, yeah. I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it.  

And, someone who I love Said, I see you looking at another one. You're alright. We're on vacation. We're taking a break. Go ahead.   So I ate another one,   And, like, I remember sitting on the couch.   And as a group, we're all gonna watch a children's movie because there's some kids in the house. Mhmm.   And I'm looking at my phone, and it's giving me, like,   death anxiety.   Like, the same feeling you have when you lose your brakes On the downhill at night, and the headlights are flashing.   Like, okay. We're dying. We're going off the road, and we have no way to slow down. That's the feeling I had. So I'm like, I gotta put my phone away. I can't look at Facebook. I can't look at Twitter. So I'm just sitting there.   And I know it's, like,   It's maybe 15 minutes until we're gonna turn the movie on. And in my mind, I'm imagining   then I'll be okay.  

I can follow along with the children's show.   And no. No. Like, it took a 1000 years for the 15 minutes to pass, and then the show started, and, of course, there's previews,   and I almost left the room.   Like, the previews were almost as bad as looking at my phone. Not quite as bad because it's not as personal.   You know? You don't realize to me, it's interesting because it gives you that perspective on your Your,   your sense organs, your your senses,   like,   it's really, really intense, but we're used to it.   So then if you take yourself out of that comfort zone,   then your Facebook feed is like a 1000000 knives flying right at your eyeballs And sometimes right in your ears too if you have it unmuted,   but you're used to it. You know? So it's no big deal.  

You know? Like people who sit around and they smoke meth in the house all day. If you walk in there, you're like, woah. I gotta get out of here immediately. The air is poisoned, and this place is dangerous.   But they're like, hey. What's wrong, man? Can I hold the baby? Like, no. You can't hold the baby. No.   Didn't know that you guys were in here. We gotta leave. Right?   Your Facebook feed is actually comparable to that, but you're used to it, so you don't notice.   Oh, it's fucking great.  

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John just made your Facebook   comfortable in a room of fucking people just met out. That is fucking awesome.  

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There's times when that room people on mess is actually healthier.   Yeah.   Especially when it gets to this time of year where we're leading up to politics. Oh  

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god. Oh, it's a shit show.  

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It's a shit show. People on that digital Trump mess. That digital truck mess. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.  

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Like, dude, like   and, like, they throw out as a fucking as a sidebar,   But Nephilim attacking them all. And then you got, like, 2 dummies on TikTok. They're like,   there was so many police.   They wouldn't call that mini police up. They thought little black kids with guns were in a mall with white people.   Yes. They sent all the police.  

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That's exactly. That is the Florida Police Department's wet dream. Is that where Miami is? It's in Florida?  

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Yeah. I know. It'll be a blast right now. White ball.   Fuck. Something else, really?  

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Something exactly. Something else Stupid happened at the same time as that. And I was like, man, people are believing both of these things. What was the other thing?   There was some other thing that was just as dumb. Lists So people who attended Well, there is That one not the list? Flooding might be today.  

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I can't hardly get by any else because that one's flooding it, and then, of course, Trump getting taken off   of 3 ballots now.  

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And we're here we go, guys. We're headed into the pool. Don't ever don't need no ballots no more? Come on.  

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Come on. So strange.   The divine right of kings, man. We don't need   ballots. We don't need   voting on kings.  

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Stinking ballads, bro.  

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Yeah. So what what happened in Miami then? People were celebrating with firecrackers,   And it sounded like gunfire  

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whole story started running.   Black kids.   Some little black kids were playing with firecrackers in a mall. And   Somebody called him in and said it was guns and then all the Yeah. Machine gun fire. Well,  

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I think that I think it's not a good idea.  

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It's not a good idea to light fireworks in public places without No. Threats. Right? No. But that No. No. No. That's all. It depends.  

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Because they they ask mall security.  

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If you're bored   and what you're gonna do instead is something really bad, I'd say it's actually a great thing to just light off some black cats in the mall,   you know, as opposed to other bad really bad things. Was it like a promenade? The place.  

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Side, under a palm tree, next to the beach, or was it inside   inside,   Like, outside the Victoria's Secret,   next to the H&A. Good question. Was it inside inside the mall?  

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I don't remember what you don't know.   I don't know. Maybe by that they've shown of it. It's almost exclusively,   TikTok truther thing.   And,   the clips that you're seeing of it are extraordinarily   small clips.   Then you got, like, 2 or 3 assholes that are like, You know? Oh, it was Nephilim, and people were having a shootout with Nephilim in the mall. Oh. And fucking,   Yeah. You know, like, I saw it. But, of course, there's no no videos of that either nor of the kids doing the firecrackers   or of anything Except for a bunch of police swarming them all.   You know, they show the whole giant line of police, and they're like, they wouldn't call police just for some kids having a fight.  

And, like, yeah, black kids in a   pool with guns. They will send all the police. Yes. They will.  

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Yes. They were here. Was it even the Lunar New Year?   It's just New Year's Day? Yeah.  

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Yeah. New Year's.  

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Okay. I'm remembering last year's   big,   display.   Remember what happened in California?  

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Oh, no.  

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It's, I don't think I do. Let's go to l I don't know that either. For the news.  

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I don't really pay that much attention when it's New Year, so I don't really Monterey  

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Park on the Lunar New Year, 10 were killed in shooting.   23rd January 2023.   So this was   about a year ago.   If I can do the math without offending   any,   people who celebrate the Al Jazeera religion,   Is that even  

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a thing? The Al Jazeera religion.  

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It looks real official, kinda squiggly lines and cold   Sigily thing there.   So here he is, a 72 year old guy with a gun.   Nice.   Los Angeles. You see this,  

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picture here? This was last year at New Year's? This this was 2023.  

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We are now in 2020 For today's date So this was this year. 26, 2024.   So 360   some days ago,   72 year old gunman   on a Lunar New Year celebration, California   dance studio   had some self inflicted wounds due to the Asian majority  

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city.  

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Yeah. Yeah.   I guess I never heard of this one. So Too bad about it. New Year,  

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I think.   I think I think we still have a Lunar New Year to look forward to.  

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Over by Oakland?   Yeah.   LA. Or oh, LA. LA. Yeah. You're right.   I don't know anything. I don't know any of the Cities down by I've been down there, and I've been to them. And I've actually been to some of the Asian cities down there, but   I don't know any of them are.   Shit is crazy down there.  

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Well, it's a different universe.  

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Seraphim in Twilight speak, see rape him.   That's hilarious.   I I'm I think it's supposed to be they're claiming Nephilim   is what they're saying.   Is supposedly   the people and it's just,   you know, of course, there's no videos of that and  

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it's it's  

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But people are spreading that shit like wildfire.  

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I had heard   that it was more of a   shadow creature,   And then it would just fade in and out of reality.   But it wasn't really   spooky. It wasn't scary, and it wasn't threatening.   It was just kind of appearing  

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and watching. It was Maynard from tool and the cops woulda got him. That would have made at least we'd have some of his Jerry.  

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But do we get angry with school fans? The machine   joined KISS and quit.   Hallelujah. We no longer   have To hear   them shilling for us to take   untested   vaccinations   And stick them in our body in order to appease the machine to see their concert   rage against the machine.  

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I have Toadies queued up in a Winamp playlist. Do you like,   Away,   a Mexican playlist,   Backslider.   Are the toadies?   I haven't listened to toadies in a while. Are they have they been turned gay?   Or are they The roadies?  

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Yeah. Yeah.  

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I don't know.  

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I mean, right in this Either that or or possibly   Or possibly they're in Alex Jones' basement, and he is protecting them with his power superpowers   Yeah. Of anti gay.  

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I don't think that gay is a sexual orientation.   I think   it's a presentation   adjacent to the fake part of reality.   So, yeah, fake and gay together,   and that's Green Day.  

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You 2, a rage against the machine. What what what did Green Day do recently that has I seen some people posting about them? Like, recently, I think he's blocked. I don't know. There's something about Dick Clark's  

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He said something on a show.  

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He he spoke out on the mic. Seacrest   sponsored by Pfizer.  

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Yeah. I think, you know, Billy Joe Tulliver, whatever his dumbass name is, said something about,   not wanting to be a Trump tard or something.   Changed the lyrics to his song, Shockingly.  

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Is the sprocket wet?  

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Toad the Sprocket. Good band name.  

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Toad the wet sprocket?   Yeah.  

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If I knew how to play an instrument, that might that might be the band name I knew how to play. When I learn how to play fiddle, I might have to call that. My that's my band. It's just in a fiddle. It's told the wet sprocket.  

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We do have a document where we're putting together lyrics for a song, I think.   I don't know if we have any progress to report on that.  

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You're talking about the the,   Thanksgiving song?  

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Well, there's that project too.   It's kind of on the back burner as we're discovering more and more of what people are saying. Over here doing shit.  

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Yeah.  

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Okay.   He even thought where it's to you. I thought it was true. You didn't see anything.  

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I see it because it's right here.   It pops up on the streamyard, Sarah. G talking shit over here.  

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Pop up and not how man gets online.   Send your success stories to thankful with [email protected].  

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Thank you. Billy  

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is the same. They're  

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Onemandmarcusone.n.com.   It's a period there.  

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That is a real email. Where you're supposed to send your dick pics?  

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No. You're  

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Well, if that's where you're back even more.  

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Hello. I known I known not to open attachments.  

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I'm thankful for my Prius.   You don't. There's no way you have your email set up so the attachments don't show. It's not my first day on the Internet.  

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David, I spent on the Internet a long time.  

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See, look. That got that's look at this. See? And then he's got this up there.  

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He wants a dick pic with David Ike. That's what he's saying.  

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David Ike said I had nice bollocks, but I don't know what that means.  

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Well, it's kinda it's kinda hotly,   contested. Vollex has a lot it's it's really it's a lot of context.   You have to use context clues.  

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Okay.   Do you have to use if you wanted to have some spotted dick with him? You said this was a hotly hot lady debate?  

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SB. Hot lady debate.   A contest to hot ladies.   Context clues?  

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Let's see. What are we doing here?  

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Depends on which way the tail goes.  

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Yeah. What billings is saying there that changed redneck America   to MAGA America bothers me Because   people so easily fall into that,   Hegelian dialectic where it's one choice or another.   And it really bothers me because, like like, I can either I can either if if I can either choose to be a democrat   and   Go with all the crazed liberal shit and the war in Ukraine, or I can choose to be a fucking,   republican   And go suck judic and freaking, bow down to everything Israelites.   And, like, that's you know, like, I don't like either of these options. No. I'm I choose nothing. And so it it really bothers me that that's where most of the world though falls.  

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Really, that's it's a real problem that people can't find their way out of that. Can't say Oh, no. You know what? That's why my friend, Nikki, named her blog living side the dialect, Vic, because that with all the stuff that she did to figure out communitarianism   and all the research she compiled,   her main point was   Realize   that they're using dialectical   tactics.   Right. And find a way to constantly   realize you're being had   And reserve your energy and wait and make a decision that's not   that and, of course, as soon as you make your decision, they're gonna somehow slide the goal post so that you're in their dialectic. So it's a constant   dance. You're you're endlessly moving to try to remain outside of it, and that's the thing we can do To actually have some sanity and some enjoyment   and suck oh, wait. Never mind. So it's like  

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Disney's frozen  

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really cold,  

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And and then Sonic goes really fast and gets really hot. You combine the 2, and then you gotta go fast   and get those gold,   bracelets.  

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Wait. I mean, to me, that's the perfect It's in the communitarianism,  

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it's on the tube. Eating soup.   And, Jim, don't ever start out with the spoon. That bowl is plumb full. Jim goes right to the you know, you don't wait till the end to start drinking it out the bowl. He's like, fuck   You think I'm gay or something? I don't use no spoon.  

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I just had some gross. Some soup too.  

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Sonic's got such attitude. Wonderful soup.   It's like if we can all emulate Sonic's attitude,   Then   the world would be much more interesting place   Instead of hearing everything   and repeating everything,   just be, like, that's dumb.   If our first response is, That's   dumb.   Then maybe we won't look so   dumb.  

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Yeah. Possible. Unlike It really definitely seems to be the way to go. At at the very least, you don't   And don't call everything dumb.  

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Yes. You can call everything dumb.  

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You can. Yeah.   This is a dialectic I could get behind.   If we're just gonna pin ourselves on calling everything dumb and say that's our side, we're on the side where we're saying that Everything's dumb, guys.   Yeah. You know, if you disagree, that's what?  

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You're dumb. So everything is a deep underground military base.   Everything is a psyop. Is that what you're saying?   Dumb?  

[01:12:04] Unknown:

Yeah. Oh. Dumb. I mean, I think we could we might be able to go with everything to sign up if people   Could actually gain an understanding   beyond the most basic two word expansion,   psychological   operation. Okay. So some people might   They they might have the coin drop.   The coin might drop a little bit when you tell them psyop means   psychological operation. But that Mhmm. To me, that's   like telling the person the anatomy of the musical instrument when you're teaching them. Okay. You have not learned anything yet.   You've just learned the the very beginning of what you don't know and what you're gonna need to memorize before you start the hard process of learning.  

SIOP is a SIOP is a SIOP, you know. I I don't know how we can get them from SIOP means Right. Psychological   operation all the way to   Michael Aquino was performing satanic rituals and molesting children at the Presidio in San Francisco. There's still a huge gap there. I don't say it's a long name. Things go together. I use the phrase taquito  

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in place of  

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Is that a code word code word for pointy eyebrow man, tachy? That is  

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anything longer than that is verbal diarrhea. It's Taco Bell   Re chewed, re swallowed,   reprocessed.   It's terrible.  

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So when people are is eating at the presidio.   I would like more. It's Right.  

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So   creative minds,   content creators,  

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Conspiracy theorists. I thought that was like maybe a Mexican tranny   rather than having a taco, they had a taquito.  

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It's just it's just a little bit evil. It's just a little bit evil, but people are saying it's the biggest of all evils.   This taquito   figure is somehow the biggest of all evils.  

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Who's starting to see? Michael Aquino.  

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I don't say his name. I say taquito.   Oh.   People were triggered by that little evil man   And all the things he allegedly did.   Now truthers, conspiracy theorists, content creators, all these folks really love to be the first on the scene to report something, to make a new copy pasta, to make a new Slenderman,   to make the new thing   that when something pops off in Miami,   They are first with their creative headlines   to say that they saw   shadow figures, that the watchers have returned, That they're Nephilim. It's Anunnaki. It's whatever they want it to be.   So when it comes to, like, deep underground military bases,   As in creating the acronym, DUMB, d u m b. Yeah. Everything is DUMB. Damn it. Everything is DUMB.  



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It's all the deep underground military bases It's where all of the Are the watchers all returning because we because people's caught watching so much porn?  

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I think the watchers are returning   Because humans are putting on a show.   Everyone   is entertaining everyone else with their cameras.  

[01:15:18] Unknown:

So the watchers are watching less and more now so they can now the watchers can go back to watching? They can go back to cucking?  

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If you're gonna cuck, cuck hard.  

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Yeah. You have a cool name like the watcher. Like, dude, you're just Watching and hoping they wishing you were doing the cool thing, you cuck.  

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Like, calling yourself a watcher. What is that? I think I I like the I like the idea of the watchers being cussed. Like like, you guys are just watching.  

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Yeah. I don't know. Could be could be a part time. A cock. Halfway cock. Like, acting like you're cool. Oh, we're watchers.  

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Just get the fuck out of my closet. Memes or maybe even some t shirt. The watchers are cucked or cucked. Just half a chub. Mhmm. Not full chub.  

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Not that exciting. Get the fuck out of my closet and go get your own girlfriend, you fucking weirdos.   What are you watching? Go watch something else.  

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Stimulation theory.  

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It's the tingler.   David Ike on a pike.  

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Well,   don't say that twice.   Why not?   Because   Vlad might hear that.  

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Vlad the inhaler?   It's an inhaler.  

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Jonathan Sharkey the impaler ran for governor   of Minnesota,   and his whole platform was putting stakes in the   The lawn of the capitol building   in Saint Paul   and to use that as a   Way to slide down the bodies   of the perpetrators   and leave them on public display.  

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What the fuck is this? He actually ran  

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he ran with that for real? Yes. How long ago was this, Alex? It says  

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2,005,   6 or 7. I'll find it again.   There there were 2 documentaries made about this guy that I had personally seen. There may be more. I have to dig the stuff up from the archives.   He had a web page for a while. I don't think he's still actively   campaigning.  

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Is he alive, though?  

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He's a vampire. Pretty sure he's immortal.  

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Who are we talking about?  

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Somebody who ran for office in in Minnesota.  

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Okay. There's a Wikipedia article here I'll bring up  

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That's probably the most Let's look at who he is.  

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Yep.   I'll bring it up. It's   Coming up here real quick. Let me present this tab to you.   I'm just I'm just presenting this as   Inspiration for other political candidates to get really,   interested in creating a really cool persona   So it's not a boring election season.  

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No. Ain't nothing gonna be boring about this. I don't think the election's gonna happen myself. But Do you think this is it? This is the last one?   Dude, you can't tell me that they aren't they aren't just provoking that shit.   Jesus.   What the fuck is going on here? This guy ran how long ago was this?  

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2005 or 6, you said, Alan? Yeah. Let's let's see what the Wikipedia says.   Vampirism.  

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Picture looks like it's from 1980.  

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Well, it's style, man. That's when he became a vampire, obviously.  

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Let's see if this I have to verify that this information is true. Was he, like, super enthralled with fucking the bad guy from Conan that turned into the snake.   Like, James Earl Jones and kinda looks like James Earl, the white version of James Earl Jones. Like, I see How was the on crime is as follows.  

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Are you seeing this?  

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He was oh, that's awesome. He was investigated   by the Secret Service for fucking   threatening to impale George Bush, which It's policy and  

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Certain criminals, instead of being put in jail, they should be brutally tortured   and impaled   upon them being found guilty of their crimes. I'll beat them, Torture them, dismember them, and decapitate  

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them. Oh, shit. He's gonna be his own executioner?   That's like David Vladimir.   That's Tax dollars. That's saving tax. That's serious   savings.  

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He described his Republican rival, Michelle Bachman, as being too flaky For me, too flaky right there.  

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Too flaky. I'm on for he can't see. Wonder, does he mean literally too flaky?   Like like, he thinks that she's gonna be dried out and flaky or  

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Yeah. Like, he's got a dick.   Her.  

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In keeping with his belief in the goddess Hecate, he supports environmentalism and protecting, in quotes, mother earth or in in quotes, protecting mother earth.  

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So he's a he's a he's a he's a follower of Hecate. Okay. Yeah. He's a hecate. Okay. Hecate. Okay. What did I say? You said Jacque, but that's okay.  

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That's a Mexican beer.  

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And you guys  

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He rewards taxing, prostitution,   and cannabis.  

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Hashgrounds are 200% percent. The hookers  

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Tax that shit. Tax that ass. Taxes. Pay for school.   Yeah. Pay for schools where we can  

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Poorly educate young children, so their only job when they grow up is to then also be prosecuted. So do we have a where are where are we now with This guy, I'd like to get a where are we now with this guy. I would do. We should get him on.  

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I don't know if he's out in Jersey,   if he's in, Minnesota.   Make Makes you wonder Yeah. It is very judgmental.  

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Thinking of him. I agree.   You know, I am the law.   Like, he should've said that shit right before he right before he executes any of these  

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treasonous Oh, he's got really good pictures too.  

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You say he has naked pictures? Oh, he's a wrestler too. Yeah.  

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Oh, yes. Yes.  

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Rock and slice. Us more options. Could you imagine, like, a flying DDT?  

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You know, like, off the Yeah. I like that. Meant to something.   Jake's mistake, Robert, where he does the DDT only it's onto a huge   spike.   Like, there's a spike, and he just goes, boom. He pulls it, and the guy's head just goes, woah,  

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right through it. Yeah. Lots of good options.  

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I like this guy. Look. Because he has plenty fucking eyebrows.   Does that He looks like shadow. Caterpillar.  

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Little caterpillar  

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these days.   No. Okay. It's not gonna look like an apple off. Fishnets.  

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Is that Fishnet under a sheet. Looking underwear.  

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I think it it sure looks like it, doesn't it? Yeah. I think you're right. Definitely.  

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This guy's got a little bit of the, the He's a I think he's a sexual relationship. I'm gonna ask Matt to talk about his rescue.  

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And that's the case.  

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It's the black and white photo. It's not,   not for me to colorize this.  

[01:22:36] Unknown:

You know I'm not a racist. We could have we could have Twitter colorize it with AI.  

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Yes. They could they could. I bet you they're I bet you they're hot pink. This this is an eighties wrestling photo. Everybody was doing hot pink. Them are hot pink.  

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Contrast white  

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and black in this photo.   Now we can determine the colors because that's a Flag behind him. I'm pretty sure that's America's America's flag. So we'd have red, white, and blue. Now we could And that's back when it would've just been red, white, and blue. It wouldn't have been, like, Black and white with a blue stripe or anything. Didn't have any lavender colors in it.  

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Like, I was totally down with him and thinking he was kind of Studied with the with the crazy pointing eyebrows until they saw the face Well, the the that, Ben, that picture might not reflect who he was by the time he got to the political Stage because, like, you we can find pictures of Pantera,   the heaviest nineties metal band of all time, and they look just like that too. And then just a few years later, they're awesomely decked out in cutoff,   fatigues   and cowboy or, Pardon me. Uh-uh. Combat boots and Mhmm. You know, like, a edgy T shirt that has a symbol that looks kinda like a swastika  

[01:23:46] Unknown:

And but just a couple years earlier Celtic knots. They look like poison. You know? They're Celtic knots. Knot. And, definitely, that's like the bad guy sword from the Is that islander. Like, a serrated sword there. There's some serration. Yeah. Like the like the like the first Highlander, the bad guy from first the first Highlander.   Yeah.  

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Oh, you just reminded me. I have a sticker for my lady's car that says there can be only 1 because she drives the Highlander, and I never expect thing on there. We gotta find that thing right on there. We gotta find the sticker. Gotta find the Highlander.   I still have the Highlander. It's right out there.   I have I we have a I can show you, but there's so much snow outside that door. I don't wanna open it. Mhmm. I understand. Good. It just Turned nasty quit overnight, didn't it?   It just started pouring down today.  

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Yeah. I got I've got a special hold called,   McLeod.   I always say that there can be only 1.  

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And,   she she lets you call her that?  

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Yeah. Billing Billing said that That fucking Dimebag Darrell was a huge Kiss fan. I could've lived the rest of my life without knowing that disappointment. Yeah. Well, that's true. I mean, he was it's because he was influenced by Ace Freeland,  

[01:25:05] Unknown:

So, you   know, I understand. I'll forgive Dime for that.   You know? But,   you know, Gene Simmons   Tragically killed himself, I hear, but it's not confirmed.  

[01:25:18] Unknown:

It's totally tragic for everybody.  

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I know that that's a lie because it said tragically, and that wouldn't be a tragedy   at all.  

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It'll be a tragedy for his lawyers and his accountant. It'd be the most metal thing he could do.   That's why he can't do it, Alan.   Okay. KISS KISS is about as heavy metal as a crumpled up aluminum can Uh-huh. With Pink Arizona iced tea riding on the outside. Sure. Very slightly metal, but not really metal at all.  

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From the, city pages article here.   Just more proof. I think it's gonna be this tab. He just gave. Here it is. Vampire King.   Jonathan Sharkey running for Minnesota governor.   This is 2010 on the date here.  

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Well, he's the vampire king.   You said vampire. You did not say vampire king. That's a huge distinction, Mark.   I thought you're gonna drop the ball on that. I'm totally gonna move over the guy now. Trying to just just pull it out slowly.   Bullshit. You you you sold this. You sold this entirely wrong.   It's just bullshit. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Entire king.   Well, he's the running That's not easy. Vampire witching pagan stick. He's got some extra that got stuck by Blade in the first opening scene. He's the vampire   He  

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Yes.   From the comeback king.  

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Right. I you know?  

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I like the way Balderson suddenly turned in To, Peter Parker's boss. I can't think of his name.  

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Right. So he says, let's just say I prefer to sing my thanks into younger women.   He's he's got great sense of humor. A vampire,  

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you know, abstain you know, most likely, he's A few 1000 years old, where do you even find women your age at that point?  

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This is the Viking state.   He says, they'll be tried by me, beaten, tortured, dismembered, decapitated, impaled, and their heads will be put on display.   This is the Viking state.   Start acting more like vikings.   You got a problem? Take it to the streets. People need to get a set of balls and a spine,   Probably from someone they decapitate.   Just take that stone, like, moral combat style.   Well, that's what it made me think. Like, you need just a spine and a set of balls. He's been feeding on blood since he's been 5 years old.  

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So I don't know when he was 5 years old. Sounds like his mom had some kind of nursing problem going on.   Yep.  

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He decided to run for president in 2007.   There's that   campaign too.  

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Is this guy alive and not incarcerated?  

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I need to find out. That? He at a at an interview, he fucking buried his fucking fangs in his own forearm to bring up his vampire   street cred.  

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That's true.   Nice.  

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Okay. What's his that wrestling background?   Yeah. The wrestling background was paying off.  

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Mhmm. But, yeah, he's like, I can take this. No problem.  

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Real   blood, children. Forehead is our queen.   Yeah. Exactly.   Might have bladed his forehead, but hey.  

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Got all these windows open.   It's getting a little chilly in here. Alright. I'm feeling better now. Okay.   Are we gonna give the party address   and let people ding dong on the doorbell?  

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I don't know. That is so much better than so many of the fucking other wrestlers and   and actors and such that have tried out for governor of Minnesota which is very popular.   It's super interesting because Minnesota is such a conservative area   And it always has been known to be very conservative,   but then, like, when I was growing up in the gay   Society was much more frowned on.   They had the gay nineties. They had the brass rail. They had these really giant gay bars,   going on there.   You you see all these different,   movie stars and things like that. And, you know, this isn't the first wrestler. You know, you had Jesse Ventura Duro was actually,   governor of Minnesota.  



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Yeah. That's right, John. That's probably where this guy got emboldened.  

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Yeah. It's weird how all this and then even, like, in the porn industry,   what isn't it, Minnesota only second to California?   Freaking,   like, all kinds of porn made in Minnesota. That's just crazy to me. I didn't I didn't know that. That's interesting.  

[01:30:01] Unknown:

I wonder how many OnlyFans there are in Minnesota by comparison to other states. Not many people like the Vikings If they're losing and the twins,  

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I don't know. It's baseball.   What was your question?  

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Well, the twins, it's interesting that,   just a few years, what was it within,   like, 6 years or something like that of them winning the world series?   Carl Polag tried to move them to another state. They've that there's been kind of a love hate thing with the twins for quite a few years now,   where they've been trying kinda trying to pull them out of the state.   And the Vikings is one of the like, that it's I'm I'm even a heathen. And, like, they put horns on their on their, like, that's an opera thing, you fags. That's not even It's Wagnerian and Opera.  

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Right.  

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Yeah. The twins the twins could have been so much better if they would have Just decided to become the breast team in baseball. I mean, Wagner definitely is the least gay opera, though.  

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I mean, it's still opera, but you gotta give Well, I'm just saying you call yourself the vikings and then the helmet representing yourself as the one from the opera.   It's not one from any historical finds or anything like that. Like, could you imagine wearing big old horns on the side of your head in And every time you turn your head, like that your head would turn inside your helmet because of the weight just like you're just blinding yourself consistently.  

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It's kinda like having a long hair. Breaking up. Break a neck.  

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Yeah. Just in that just stupid.   Handlebars for neck breaking.  

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Yeah.   Real stupid.   And it didn't exist, and it's just an opera thing, but they put it on there.   Like and then and then they cry around about, like, the redskins and stuff. Like, they culturally appropriate their own people.  

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Redskins now. 200% more potato. Is  

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it?  

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In my grocery store. That's a lot more potato.   Yes. So a whole magnitude of potato larger   in Sean's estimation.  

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Now, see, I would like to see us,   find a way to use 4 chan as our personal army to get people up in arms about the Viking helmet and get that thing changed.   Because if we can have the Washington football team until it finally becomes the Washington Commanders   Or whatever it became.   We should be able to get that type of stuff done also.   I guess we can get that helmet change of Something that looks more realistic. Like, you know,   we could bring Balderson in as the helmet expert.  

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I got some bad news about 4chan.  

[01:32:45] Unknown:

What the hell?  

[01:32:46] Unknown:

Everything about 4chan. Every everything there glows now.   It's been completely taken over by sock puppet accounts.  

[01:32:56] Unknown:

Isn't everything taken over by sock Open accounts. I mean, it was always that way, but, of course, it's gonna get worse and worse. And to post there, you have to buy the 4 chan gold,  

[01:33:07] Unknown:

And most of the posters don't have no money or   access to daddy's credit card.  

[01:33:13] Unknown:

Are you kidding me? You're lying. They you don't have to pay to post I'm telling you the truth. To be able to post without restrictions,  

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you need 4 chan gold pass.   Otherwise, you're filling out captchas, which are impossible   to solve,   so you might as well consider the site pay to post,   Which is to say,   in answering your question of, could we raise a 4chan army strong enough to,   adjust the biking issue.   Sounds like no. I don't think that's likely to happen anymore.  

[01:33:52] Unknown:

We're gonna have to go to 8 Coon? I think they're all meme magicked out.   I think they're So where is it? There must be much. There must be no. No.   No. There's no such sacrilege. Reddit is even worse. On Reddit are not intelligent enough to do anything.   They can't even masturbate.   I know because I know there sometimes, and it's terrible.   They   They're owned by   Condi Nast.   I know. I I remember when Reddit was kind of cool.   It was a long time ago. I still don't know what any of these things are exactly. I just you guys have said the names enough times, so I'm just checking out other words I've heard you say. If you have, like, a ranch full of animals and a wife and dogs and a house up on a hill, and down at the bottom of the hill, you have an alchemy laboratory that also generates your income, There's not really a lot of time to be studying Reddit or 4th gen. Thank god.   Instead, you're getting your steps in, as they say.  

Like, oh, hey. I was gonna do my thing.   My dry ice is here.   Oh, fuck.   The weather has pushed my cow house half down the mountain and the cows are drowning. I gotta do something.  

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Actually, our our trench that we spent, like, 2 weeks building is working really well this year. It was we got rained on hella hard all night, and it was kinda   Slushing. And it all stayed to the left of the cow pen, thankfully. That is a really cool business.  

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Good news.  

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If I were to ask what slushing means, would I turn 3 shades of red and be really embarrassed?  

[01:35:32] Unknown:

It's, like, not snowing, but it's not raining. It's slushing.  

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Yeah. Sometimes they call it sleet.  

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Yeah. The Mormon No. Sleep's got that Sharpness to it where it's almost ice.   Okay. This is like it's it's like   ultra wet Snow, rain. It, like, hits your face, and it's like  

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It's like Right. Like, it was a 5050  

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split. Wet snow and rain all at once. I don't know what urban dictionary would tell me about these words. Like sky bukaki. It just hits your face. Sky bukaki.  

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Sky bukaki. Is that regional?  

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You better hope so. California thing. Hope so.   Sky Bukowski.  

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Oh my god.   We had a new one that's regional here that when I moved here, I'd never heard of is,   growl.   Yeah. I've never seen growl before,   and it's like Styrofoam.   And there's, like, it's snow   hail   That has no weight. It's like hail that has all the guts out of it. Is there has no guts, so it's super light. And then when it hits you, it doesn't, There's no water to it either. You can have a little handful of them, and they'll melt in your hand. I've never heard of that in gravel? I've never heard of this either. Growl pool.   Yeah. I'd never heard of it. I was freaking out. I also knew it started hailing like hell and I was like, weird. Why isn't this hail bot? What is going on?  



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We need to get some t shirts or some memes going to watchers or cocks.  

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Yes.  

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And then, like, the little picture of them standing in a closet holding holding the little   Things that part in the closet. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I  

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think we can generate some AI  

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watcher. I'm a watcher.   Not front It sounds cool in a book, but in reality, I'm just a wake a weakling that doesn't do things myself and just watches.  

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I'm a watcher. Nice. A nonparticipant.  

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This is what God told me to do. God said just stand here and watch.  

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Which if God's if God's if God's omniscient, I don't understand why he would need dudes to just sit around and watch. It's just it's called brotherly love.  

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Brotherly love.  

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This is why guys like Ben get kicked out of, Sunday school.  

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It is totally why I got you would get kicked. See that that guy now there's a now this guy this guy in the back Here hanging up on this wood thing? That guy's just a watcher.  

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He likes to watch.   Always watch. Watching.   He suffered through.   Oh my goodness.  

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Well, that's get hung up about nothing.  

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That increases the sacroliny to 200%.  

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What's the name of the tube?  

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I have to say one you've got.  

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There might be there might be Jehovah's Witnesses coming for me right now after that one.  

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Well,  

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say that say that witness is making out to where you're at on the mountain? What to you right now? Not not Not at this not to murder mountain, but at the last mountain that I lived at, which was almost as remote,   they did make it out to that, and they were in a minivan.   And I'm like, who the fuck is pulling up in a minivan?   And it was like 4 old ladies,   and then they had that, like, electric Door on the side that just kinda opened, so they pulled up Yeah. And that little door slid open, and my white alpaca buddy crawled right up into that mini And he was ready to go. He's like, fuck yeah. You're ready to convert.  

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And then it turns out that they're racing.  

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They threw their watch over at me and they're like, here, come to the thing.  

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That was why I had invited to the event. Yeah.  

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Buddy was ready to go. He was like, fuck. Yeah. I'm ready to convert. I'm down. No birthday parties. No   parties ever again?   Yeah. Witnesses are like Witnesses. A lesser watcher.   They're the ones that stand behind the watcher.  

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In stimulation theory, the events only happen when they're observed.  

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Yeah. They got the they got a whole tower for watching. Fucking perverts.  

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Jesus.   I love power of all this Just watch all my heart.  

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That's why they're trying to Could come around and get everybody to join. They wanna they're like  

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Can we watch, please? In your house and watch.  

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Yeah.   You're having a Party. You're having a good time. You're getting some pussy. Let me watch.  

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Well, okay.   So close your eyes if you don't wanna see   Disney stuff.   Just giving you the warning now. I'm gonna flash an image on the screen of what Probably happened at the Florida Disney event.   I think it was something more like this. Florida Mall?   Yes.  

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Look at that. The We're we're we're rendition of it. Is it I wanna see the one with the kids with the space tech. Yes.   Yes. Oh my goodness. That It's disturbing.  

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I didn't know that these guys were British.  

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Is fucking Goofy's dick hanging out his knee?   Jesus Christ, John Holmes. Goofy.  

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This   this is why  

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this is why we're an audio only podcast. Cast And now that explains like, Pluto doesn't have to wear pants, but Goofy does. Look at that thing hanging out the front there. You should deaf you you need some bell bottoms, bro.   Das Hama.  

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Is that a glockenspiel?  

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He's got a hidden weapon right there, only he's not hiding it. Jeez.  

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No wonder there are so many cops at the mall. Yeah.  

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Some all of America. We're all from Minnesota over here.  

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Yeah.  

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Foot long hot dog. Oh, I didn't measure it.   It's not a contest.  

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You said that too fast, Al. Out of context.  

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I   didn't   measure  

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It's   not.  

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Contest.  

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It looked Like, Donald Duck was watching in the background. He's a watcher.   Donald's a watcher.  

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Now I like that Donald Duck as the watchers.  

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That's why he's so cranky.  

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He's like We'll start now. Yeah.  

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Some some beautiful arts being made.   I don't know if this is a photorealistic   render   of one of those grays.  

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I would assume have the little mushrooms that appear, pepperwood mushrooms on his head.   That happens to our pepper woods. We get these little black mushrooms on them. They're all slimy. They're pretty gross. I think that these gray aliens also have Skin problems,  

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rosacea,   acne,   these types of things. Is one of his legs stuck in the ground like door for golf? Early pattern balding. Clearly, they have no hair to begin with.  

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Where do you pronounce that? Herpes, pimples.  

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I don't know. Yeah. Pretty severe male pattern baldness. I think they threw a firecracker at at him and it blew off one of his legs.  

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Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.  

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Well, probably because he's wearing no pants like Billing says.   The fucking he was watching and being pervy and   Somebody threw a cherry bomb at him, and apparently, he's not made of real good stuff. And he took out one and a half of his legs.  

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Cherry bomb.  

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This is what happens when we don't have a guest, guys. So if you're in the audience  

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Yeah. We do have a gift. For somebody. We do have a gift every night,   And he lives in our hearts.  

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They all do look alike. I can't tell them apart.  

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The aliens?  

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Yeah.   I can't tell them apart. They all look the same.   And they're obviously watchers too because they never come down and hang out. They're just watching.   Bunch of pervs everywhere.   Everywhere.  

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It wouldn't be that shocking, would it, to find out that,   there was extraterrestrial   life And that they were around, and they were just   they're like, I'm not going down there. Like, it's just just kinda this like, who's gonna go in there? Like, I'm not going in there.  

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I mean, you go in there. I don't know. If I was floating above the above   the human race, you know, something and they couldn't tell I was there and I was looking down at them, yeah, I'm not sure I would go in there either. Have you seen some of the shit them fuckers do? I'm not going in there. Did you see the leaders,  

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quote, unquote?  

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Right. Not the real one. The ones on TV. Right now.  

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Wouldn't wanna go into   that kind of situation. It's   Real, real difficult to make decisions,   but I think the Ray Bans were the correct decision   in this instance.  

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Definitely. Is that a PewDiePie Jesus?  

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I don't know who I would have probably went with the old school Oak Please, the ones that they used to shoot with a 38, so they're, like, bulletproof ish.   That's that would have been the better decision.  

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Wait. I thought those were the ones that Earnhardt wore. They I had a pair. They were   Did they shoot the Oakleys too with the pistol? Yep.  

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Yeah. They shoot them with a 38.   I actually have the,   the display case from back then, And I used to put, dye crystals and stuff in it. And, it's a big stainless steel display case, and, yeah, they used to have them Oakleys, and they'd shoot them in the   Shoot them in with a 38. It was supposed to take build bulletproof up to a 38. Not that necessarily it, like, stretched out the back of that glass. You wouldn't necessarily want that. But it stops it  

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from getting it in all the way into your head. Into your skull. Yeah.  

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It's got pokey in the eye real good. Three stooges style.  

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Watch this. Watcher.  

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I heard   that Pierce   Brosnan   likes women.   Largely  

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That's not true.   That's not true. What?  

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Does he now?  

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Is that true? Pierce Brosnan's into the to the That's a vicious rumor.  

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He's  

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into women. He don't like girls.  

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Ben might be right. You know? He might not like girls.  

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Just because he's flops him around a little bit.  

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It's just part of the job.   It's part of the job. He gets the job done and women respect him for that.   Please come back and do another movie, Pierce, you're still alive. I need you to return to be James Bond to to to save the franchise.  

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He was a great Bond. Aren't they gonna I thought that they were gonna have, Henry Cavill Be James  

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Bond. Superman? Is that true? Was he supposed to need Superman?  

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Yeah. Doesn't that seem no. They they asked they asked him out as Superman and as the witcher.   Got all the all the nerds are losing their minds.  

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Might as well just have Justin Bieber   play James Bond at this point.  

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I'd watch that. Machine   gun  

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Kelly in the pink house or he's supposed to be redoing the Highlander too.   The Highlander and,   James Bond.  

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How about Robert Pattinson from Twilight   as James   Bond?  

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Yeah. Why not? Why not? Could be anyone.   Why don't we take up Paul Reissen's corpse and have him play James Bond?  

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Does he get in by seducing other dudes?  

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Only if they share the same father.  

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I think we should get,   we should get m Machine Gun Kelly to play   Pee wee   Herman and then play James Bond. Okay.   Ask Pee wee Herman.  

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Okay.  

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I don't know much else about it, but that dude can only do well, he can't even do one dab. He can only do, like, half   I I always forget Okay. That, Balderson actually  

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smoked poor machine gun Kelly out one time For real   instead of hanging out. You know? All that stuff he raps about, like, the,   like, the bottom falls out of your rap songs   Mhmm. If if we talk to Balderson  

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Yeah. Yeah. I'm a I'm a wild boy. I'm a I'm a take One dab.  

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What happened, machine gunner?   And then he got like, even weirder, he hooked up with Megyn Kelly, and he he kinda looks like   the Riddler.  

[01:49:39] Unknown:

Oh, that's right. Pardon me. Megan Fox. She kinda looks like she hung up with Megan Kelly. That's newsworthy.   Certainly.  

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Yeah. Sorry. I'm getting my Megan news. That would be the yeah.   That's the that's the kind of 24 2024 we're headed into, though.   It is. That's   You know, like, Melania is gonna lead Trump.   He's just gonna get in a three way marriage with Kanye and his new supermodel Kim Kardashian   replacement wife.  

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You know? And Mickey Mouse is going to   knock out Elsa.   Her  

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I like how Mickey is not really showing a lot of emotion. It's like something he scripted to do. He's gotta get this done. Yeah. He's not really feeling it.  

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Alright. It's like Elthaug took  

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It looks like she's doing it. I don't know. I Maybe that's what she wanted. You never know the backstory.   People always judge.   You know, you wanna make Mickey the bad guy, but you have no idea what the backstory is here.  

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She is wearing a lot of black makeup on that Feather eye. I'm just saying.  

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I think she was crying   before maybe the makeup was running.  

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Mask. You know what happened? They were watching a movie. Black makeup. And the Very god fearing when you grow up. Get choked.  

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It's a possibility.   She always wanted if there's a watch at Max there. She wanna get Ruffy to get  

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just Mickey.   I like to imagine that she was just about to sing,   do you wanna build a   and boom. Here comes that free masonic white glove.  

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Hidden hand of history, not so hidden.  

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That's right. The not so hidden hand. More.  

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I was trying to connect James Bond to either   the Hashashans   or the,   Templars.   But all I have is an anime anime picture to go on.  

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All you have is an anime  

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And we take Right. So this is the picture I have from history,   and we need to give it to our presentation on the true history of   This   idea  

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of blonde haired Is this a guy or a girl?  

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It is. Yes.  

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Brothers riding   with brothers.  

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Thanks for the ride. Anybody that's anybody that is that pretty, I don't want next to me in a night outfit In any way, whether it is a boy or a girl, get the fuck away from me. I know. That's the that's the whole agreement  

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is that, you know, we can't be turning Towards women and manifesting more souls,   divine sparks into this realm of the demiurge.   So if you're having weird sexual urges,   You have to rely on your your brother Templar.   And so,   you know, at first, it was weird because they were kind of manly men.   And and then as time progressed, you know Mhmm. Some of them kinda went  

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a little bit more like this guy. Well, we know it's on a Viking because there's only one braid   And no helmet.  

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True. True. He's not from Minnesota. Any Like, some more lines to be wearing. In New Mexico. Looks like he's in New Mexico, I think. There's There's no nipples on the the chest plate the breast plate here.  

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And and dumb enough to be wearing armor,  

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Which who wore whoever wore full full body armor, that was those things that That was It makes me I don't think it was even real. I think that it's just  

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It's just fake. It's like cowboys. It was used by a few leaders that didn't actually fight in the battle. Yeah. Ceremonial. Exactly. You know?   They they   they said that this was used during a very short time. They tried peep some people tried it out on the battlefield, and all you had to do is hit them once. And   now while while no, you didn't get cut. Yes. The the metal kinks and now it no longer moves.   And so it doesn't take much to disable you and then then you're stuck and then you are dead.   And now this cat can get you from Walmart.  

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Well, you become you're disabled  

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to become a Walmart reader,   and then you get some clout in the society and your community.   Everyone knows your name because   they can't leave without making eye contact with you.  

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I do it.   You ignore the greeters? Yeah. Pierce Brosnan played in Black Adam. Why do you even know that billing channel?  

[01:54:15] Unknown:

That suspect If we have a Pierce Brosnan expert, why are they not chatting with us on voice and video?  

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I know I would've want the villains to come on, but then at the same time, now that I know that he's watching movies like Black Adam, I don't know about that. That's crazy.   Hey, Adam. Was a wizard   with a bird helmet?  

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I saw black Adam. What's the big deal?  

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It was yeah. But you're Sean. Sean. Sean. Sean.   Sean. We we already knew that about you.  

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There's 2 tails to every cat.  

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And we accept and love you.  

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There's 9 tails to every fox.  

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Well, that's not a fox. It's a cat.   Well, if you stay along It was free on app. It was not drive. Am straight, it was free.  

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With pain points No. I thought You know what was free? David Ike. David Ike is free. He's free to be. Sean is He wants to be. And  

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This will take  

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So I still don't know anything about the Hashashans. Are they the potato people?  

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No. I was doing a decode, Ben,   a live decode.  

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Trying to generate some cynicism  

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tonight. So it's completely justified.  

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Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna spend twice as much time watching TV as other Oh, and I can do it because I'm decoding.  

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I mystified it. Just sitting in the portal chair,   About to spontaneously combust at any moment.  

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That's cool. Oh, dude. Did that are there little kids with that box? That's how they got the nepholim to come With their magic box? The watch They had a 3 d o and it made it more real than real.  

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So you Press the eject button, and then the disk drive slides out, and then it lights up.   And then the shadow figure emerges.  

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It was a pretty How's the  

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system? It's pretty good technology.  

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Sound effect one more time, please?  

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It's the name of the show.  

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That's the name that's the sound that Bob Dobbs' bite makes  

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when he smokes it. W s w round, pronounced like a windmill.  

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And the bubbles come out. Right?  

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Yeah. You got it. Jim knows exactly what we're talking about. Bubble hash.  

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Smoking that bubble hash. It's part of the stimulation theory we're discovering tonight with, David Icky.   I see.  

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Yeah. I've got David Ickhamunculus   MD over in the box there, but I'd be looking for Is that what you were gonna get?   Yeah. Yourself?   Yeah.   It's up in that there's a styrofoam box over there. It's up here. Oh, lord. We had a stool.   Meanwhile, how many subs are we at?   I can see in here.   It says it says Don Quixote,   Cesar Ouroboros.  

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I know. I feel you I feel like you didn't give me enough time. I could've went and got it up over a 1,000 if you would've given me more But you didn't you only gave me, like, 3 days.  

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You'll okeydoke on this. Oh, Galla lead ahead. Yeah. I think it's in there with that Alright. We'll keep moving the goal post. Yeah. Okeydoke it up. Yep. Just okeydoke.  

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It's so it's okay to be under a 1000 subscribers.   We're,   Artisanal   stream.  

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Artisanal.   Artisanal.   Artisanal sound check. You're on Weaving Spider's disease.  

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Test 1, 2, check, check. I don't have the sound board hooked up, so I have to do the sound effects myself tonight.  

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That's bossy, Ray's cat with 2 tails.  

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I can help you, Alan, here.   That one wasn't very good. Come on.   Still not very good sound effects.   Need one of those heavier   oh,   this will work. Here we go. That works.  

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Oh, yeah. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Is that a metal comb?  

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Yeah. Stainless steel comb. That's good for the stimulation   Theorists and the idiots, smartest listening   to Weaving Spider's   Welcome  

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Radio. This is episode 2, 3, 4. None of these none of these didn't really make that noise I was looking for. Jim knows what I'm talking about. So David, I think, love triangle tonight rib. The Nephilim Shimmer Girls.   To a guy with a with a plasma torch and have him take this shape here   and cut it out of a thicker a thicker piece of metal.  

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Mhmm. Take your piece of metal.   Yeah.  

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Take your piece of metal. Woah. Piece of metal. A thicker piece of metal.  

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A thicker piece of metal.  

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A thicker piece of metal.  

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That's a thick piece of metal.  

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C h I c c. I saw a fucking hilarious meme. It said, what was that guy's it was just on the screen. That cop RoboCop, they said RoboCop. This guy died, and they still made him go to work.  

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Yeah.   Look.   What a shitty deal there. I thought that was pretty cold. And they all and they start and they and they all started giving him baby food as payment.   That's bullshit.  

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Was that in the second film?   Was it the third film?  

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Where you had to do the baby food thing? I remember that scene.  

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My uncle showed it to me. He wasn't supposed to watch r rated show me r rated movies. I think that one's Yeah.   I think that was a PG 13 film.   Rubber cup 2 was r. Which one was the third one? PG 13?  

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Never saw the 3rd one. Was definitely r, wasn't it? The one with the  

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baby food jars   and the bullets flying through them. Was the baby food the first one?  

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I don't remember. Since I had think Oh. It's been a long time since I saw Robocop. We're gonna have to go through and watch them all again  

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Careful that we don't want to find every week. To decode them. I'm not sure why this is in the in here, but Sloshing, the act of sex using with and amidst several of your favorite food groups.   Safe Oh, yeah. Yeah. Splooshing?   Now it's Splooshing. For a similar human car   or similar human carpet barrier.   And then enjoy a variety of cookies, cake, It's similar delicious edibles with your chosen mate. Splooshing.  

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Yeah. I learned about that the hard way during Internet 1.0.   You start googling because you, like, wanna see some No. I girls. Do have that image. And all of a sudden, you find   British people splooshing.  

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That's what I got right here.   I warned you. That's  

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You don't wanna use the tap.  

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You don't wanna use that. He's got that's Yoga.   That is not good. That's cap yoga. It's it's cabbage, clearly.  

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Is that what happened to her foot? It Why didn't got bigger because she stuck it in the spluchin mix?   If you think she did, it makes it grow. Bathtub's not even framed into the wall.  

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Are these Nephilim toes?  

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Jesus Christ, Matthew. Toilet  

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doesn't have a lid. Like, who has a choice without a lid?  

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I see it on the lid, and it's caved in, Ben.   And it doesn't happen.   What in the hell, Alan Marcus?   I do like that. It was kind of great in the  

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handle curve around the side of the bowl also.  

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I like I like that we're in the Weaving spiders involves generating AI live because I was doing that for a few episodes in a row there too. It's so tempting to just type in, You know, me and Alan and Jim are all natural, what do they call it? You know, it's an art now,   prompters.   Now I'm not saying that Ben wouldn't be good at prompting, but, you know children   We'd have to twist Ben's arm to make prompts. He's not just gonna sit and think. He might sit and if you get it going,   he'll sit next to you and be like, hey. Try this.   But me or Jim or Alvin are all naturally just gonna be like, Zoom. Like, it's just flying out of your head right in there. You know, yellow lemon meringue jet crash   At the cemetery or whatever, you know, and just see what happens. You know?  

And that doesn't turn out to you. You're like, no. Lavender pink jet crash   At the NASCAR race. And then you get better results the second time. You gotta modify your prompt.   I still have the same email. I should probably was your, what was your prompt for the British lady with her foot in the bathtub stew   on the toilet,  

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Please. Do you remember? That was a lady?  

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In my opinion, yes.  

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Oh, hey. I also got a really nice email.  

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Yeah. We got some emails.  

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Email email? Email.   We also Was it actually a nice email or was it a bad email? Yeah. We have something in private chat for you to thank some people.  

[02:03:48] Unknown:

Oh, yes. I do. Finding it. Mhmm.  

[02:03:52] Unknown:

Opening my email too.   Oh, I got a lot of emails.   Wow.  

[02:03:57] Unknown:

Oh, really?  

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's your it's your kindness thing?  

[02:04:01] Unknown:

You're a Thank you for what's going on. Like the guy. No. I'm not gonna read the name.  

[02:04:07] Unknown:

I'm not gonna read the names because I don't know if they wanted that, but my husband and I have been listening to Weaving Spider's Welcome for a few years now. Yeah. We love the show and hope to one day meet you and the other guys and gals, including Rachel.   If I remember correctly on this weave Alright. This last week, you said you bought freeze dried organ meats for your cats. We have 2 cats,   and would love to know if you would recommend the company you use.   Thank you so much for everything you do and bring to the show. We love you that lots down here in South Carolina.   Nice. Really nice. Great. Great. Emails. Great. Yeah. Thank you for sharing.  



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Yeah. I'm sure my cat would like some Oregon meats too.  

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Yeah. I use, the company we get it from is called Origin,   and they've got a a number of,   From Oregon. Different   Flavors,   you know, like, I one of the   the one the ones my cats really like is,   Six fish and it   it's really just mostly, like, Which is honestly what the animals   eat first.   If you look at when they take down an animal, they immediately go to eating the guts out of the animal.   Yeah.   And so they just take the,   organ meat and then   Freeze dry it. So I think the the 6 the 6 fish one's, like, 90%,   Cat or 90% fish.   They've also got,   here we go. Right. Pulled up.  

Present.   Share your screen.   Origin.   So   They should they should send us free cat food for this. Yeah. They should. But, They also get them organ meats. Oh, oh. And we also did go and get them worded. I mean, like, we didn't get them gizzards.  

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Oh, it's with a j, Alan? Thank you. J a.   J e n. Yep.  

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It's o r I j e n, origin.  

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Thank you. Hold on. Let me You know, o r I g e n is one of the most controversial and strange saints of the Christian church. He's one of my favorites. One of your favorite saints?  

[02:06:33] Unknown:

Origin. Yeah. That's probably a better question to ask. Yes.   Well, like everyone listens to Christian music. We could ask them to change  

[02:06:40] Unknown:

the Fucking question. What is this? Weaving Fighters   season 2,   2 point o, or what the fuck? Like the 4th season, probably.   Alan, like, tries to swipe the foundation out from her to go live at 2 hours and 6 minutes and 52 seconds. Gonna have to do a movie At this point, and not one of those  

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adult movies either.  

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One of the real movies. And you can see that this one here is remake Edward penis hand.   That's gross.   This one's 6 fish. Fish and orange. You know, they got this one here is   More of a kitten one.   They got, the Tundra one which is more,   Yeah. I saw a thing saying something about that a witch could turn into a cat 8 times, and the 9th time if she did it, she'd stay a cat.  

[02:07:34] Unknown:

I think I've heard that before. Oh, I saw a slideshow maybe something horrible I saw on Twitter. Be warned if you go on Twitter,   it's not it's not safe.   There was, there was it was in Portugal or something. There was a rock slide that had already started to happen, and there was a pause between the rocks falling.   And, this poor little Portuguese witch   ran out into the road and used tried to use her witch powers And, of course, some horrible asshole on Twitter.   There was a natural soundtrack   of people talking in Spanish, you know, and this poor woman's there. She's She's standing right in the path of the huge rock slide, like an avalanche, you know, and, she's gonna use her witch powers to cause the rocks to remain And stay and not continue to slide. And, so so, of course, some guy dubs it in there as if he's an American tourist. Like, hey, lady. What are you doing? Get out of the way. And then the rocks just rushed down the hill and pushed her off into the canyon. It's just like,   oh,   like, oh, god. You're like, She died. You know, it was terrible, but wow.  

So be warned. You know? Sometimes on Twitter?   Yeah. So sometimes on Twitter, first thing in the morning, I see pornography, and I'm like, unfollow, block. Like, what is what happened? I don't follow any porno accounts.   I don't follow any people that enjoy porno.   As far as I know, if they do, they don't do it as a part of their Twitter experience.   And then sometimes, either it's from the night before or it's first thing in the morning, And you're like, woah. I was just trying to sip some,   some espresso from my fancy espresso machine, and I was not anticipating   seeing   This badonkadonking   stuff happened or whatever. Chocolate milking.  

Chocolate milk.   I am not in the mood for a glass of chocolate milk. Oh, no. No. No. Don't show it. Don't show it. Don't show it. No. No. No.   Don't show. I know.   You don't wanna see this live. Hey. If you're watching this right now and you're hearing my voice, Look away if you don't wanna see this lady die because she's gonna die. Over here.   No. Get out of the fucking way. Unalives?  

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Move you dumb bitch. Yeah. Run.  

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Run. Wow. Yeah. That Oh, fucking Holy shit.  

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Oh my Payments,  

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you can't. I'm under arrest for what? Guys, 700 peep   My,   Screen froze here. Hold on. Let me get Oh, it froze on the house. Damage. Damage.  

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Definitely dead.   She should have definitely pras practice her rock bending skills   ahead of time.  

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Peru, we're here. Credit, Ben. I think your commentary is better than the other guy. That was a dub, obviously.   Right. Some guy has that much of a heartless attitude. Like, hey. Look. This lady   Ignorantly killed herself. Let's go ahead and make it funny.  

[02:10:25] Unknown:

Felkar was not there,   Unfortunately,   no love dragon.  

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Why do you have all these gated up mystical animals?  

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It's   iridescent.   It's shimmering.  

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This is a stimulation.  

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This is 19 eighties fantasy   for real. For real.   It's the stimulation room,  

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and you're sitting there. What I don't get about the situation is it's not was there, like, people underneath   The road or something down downhill,  

[02:10:59] Unknown:

like, did you just do that to try and stop the rock slide so you could keep People could keep driving. Did you just stand I do believe that was the case. I didn't look into it, but that was my gut feeling was that she was just like, don't worry. We'll be able to move these few rocks and carry on. Just give me a second here. I think the dinosaurs  

[02:11:17] Unknown:

probably felt that way too when they looked up The sky the sky was falling and one rock fell. Oh. And then another rock fell.   And then they made a movie about it.  

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Ma'am This will be cold brew. Ma'am, it's not gonna work, ma'am.  

[02:11:33] Unknown:

No. It it worked. Well Yeah. It really didn't work Frick either. Like, it's not like it didn't work a little bit, like, 4 rocks came down and knocked her off. It would've been Like, in a fucking half, though, you're just like,   Like, holy shit. You're really damn good.  

[02:11:50] Unknown:

It shows you how different the culture is in some places. Right? Like, at least some of us men folk in the western culture would run over there and grab that woman by the arm and be like, look. We appreciate your magical power attempt, but We can't witness   your death. We can't invest   fully in your   in your process right now. Okay. We gotta pull you out of the way.  

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Lady, get out of the way. Rocks. We're here. Stop them from over   here. Is your your A powerful magical illusion. Work if you're right in front of them, you crazy bitch.  

[02:12:24] Unknown:

Get the fuck over here. If the powers work on Rockfin,   we do have some Rockfinners to thank.  

[02:12:31] Unknown:

And the If there was cheese, I could have stopped the rocks.   If she had thrown out some cheese,   At least long enough to assume the Tony Coriolis.   Toss out some sugar. Cheese balls or something with cheese? You could've got it done. Tony? Yeah. Thank you, Tony. Yeah. I could've got it done with especially if it was, like, some fucking 3 pepper cheese or something.   You know what I haven't had in a long time? It's 4 alarm ghost pepper cheese. If she had a block of 4 alarm ghost pepper cheese,   I could've stopped it at least long enough to get her out of there or at least consume the cheese.  

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Stimulation.  

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Yeah. Pepper cheese. You know what? We're plenty. I would've helped the lockslide. I would've went Where where do you get 4 alarm ghost pepper cheese?   I used to get it at the,   the coop and it's like So they've got a bunch of very small dairies up here that make, like, really,   you know,   phenomenal cheese that's, like,   Kind of sewer level, and one of them is a crushed pepper,  

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better. Right. It's like it's like microbrews   only. It's actually good.  

[02:13:43] Unknown:

Do you do you do you like pickled peppers?  

[02:13:47] Unknown:

Yeah. I I would eat a peck Pickling? Maybe. I have to eat a peck of pickling.  

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Pickling.  

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Pickling. Grab fingers. Pickling I'm pickling picklings right now. Can I call you back?   No wonder we can make it to a If If if you get air. I would've stopped the rocks I would've stopped the rockslide long enough to kick her over the side myself.  

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It's room for laughter.  

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I mean, it's a natural thing to do.   The hopelessness of death Has appeared first on my Twitter feed and now, unfortunately,   live during this episode.   And so   One way you can handle it is to undermine it a little bit   and make a little light of it, make fun of it. Death. We saw you. We we thought it was funny. There's things we there's commentary to go with your death, death.  

[02:14:43] Unknown:

It's okay to think those thoughts, But to post those thoughts publicly,   that's dumb. That's dumb. Don't be That's dumb. That's dumb. Don't be dumb.   Don't be dumb. Don't be dumb.   Don't be a watcher cuck. That's dumb. Not everything needs to be made of meat. Yeah.   The watchers are cucks. Can't force memes.  

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Oh, I wanna take this moment to remind everyone that, Foucault is a huge postmodernist child sex advocate.   So just, Foucault.   Yeah. There's a huge postmodernist  

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child sex advocate. Careful, Sean. There's a lot of fans of Foucault   out there.  

[02:15:28] Unknown:

And you A lot of fans of whoopie out there too.   He's ready to tackle whoopie. Whoopie Goldberg. Yes. Tonight. Whoopie tonight. On sale. That's 1. On sale tonight.  

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Isn't that one of the messed up things we're gonna   do?   Like, people have huge influence,   And, like, they're massively respected. They're, like,   archetypally   and foundationally   built in To the position that like, we're standing on the shoulders of giants,   and they are huge postmodernist   child sex advocates.  

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Foucault,   not Whoopi. Yeah.  

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I don't know. Right. Whoopi Goldberg. If I remember correctly, what Whoopi Goldberg, that's Pretty sure I remember her,   being apologetic or making excuses for 1 Roman Polanski.   So I would say we could kinda we could just Yeah? We could parse that right in   to child sex advocate. You know, if you're a 13 year old girl and a guy named Roman Polanski takes advantage of you sexually  

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I think this is fault. This is the part of the stimulation room where we have to,   to set some boundaries in the stimulation room, set some safe words. Yeah. You hear that, Ike? By some ages.  

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Get off your ass, Ike.  

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He's got he's he's probably got hemorrhoids the size of baseballs.  

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What would be said about Polanski?   We're a different kind of society. We see things differently.  

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Mhmm. Yeah. It's okay to do things that are illegal for the rest of us, and then they think that it it's okay to do things that are morally,   Shitty   as compared to the rest of us, including have sex with little kids.  

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And Yeah. What does that mean, Willy? Please, what does that mean? She says, would I would I want my 14 year old having sex with somebody? Not necessarily.   No.  

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How do you mean not necessarily?   The answer is just no.   Where the fuck is that necessarily come  

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Why do you hold that? It's all just needed.  

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I'd I'd say that that, Baldus is actually being pretty Generous with his language there. Why would you need extra words?   Do the dolphins You fucking disgusting stupid bitch.   Do the dolphins think twice? Might say it.  

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And if the dolphins were to watch the Whoopi Goldberg   movie,   What would they say about it?  

[02:18:06] Unknown:

They like that. Got you guys. I just found the evidence that the I got it here. Let me I'm gonna show you guys the evidence. This is I don't know why. Go back to eating mold or something.   Can you make me can you make me the main the main camera?  

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You are the main event.  

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Alright. Let's see. Let's switch this around here.  

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We can do it here. Solo landing. Hey.  

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How do I switch it? Oh, yeah. I'll just do it this way. Do you guys you see this?  

[02:18:34] Unknown:

See the, woah. What are we looking at? I see something.   I see your face. I see your hat.  

[02:18:41] Unknown:

Look at it. We're gonna be with with with your workshop.   We see it doesn't work with my camera. I see it. Yeah. I know. I actually muted it.   Settings,   camera,   Camera how about camera The mold has case facing back. Added some casing There we go. Alright. There it is. So So here's my here's here's my little bench, my table. I have this little white cup right here. It's full of, cough drops. It's it's And I just ate some earlier. A white cup. It is. Yeah. And the color of the cup. And so look. You see how they're all shredded?   And then look here. What's this? Oh. This shit.  

Like, I said, I was out in my   Stop early. Not food. I recognize that. Food. That is mouse You need a cat, brother. Oh, no. Cat. But, yeah, these mice apparently are digging the cough drops. Cat too fat?   Do you have, like The the cops The the the cat came or the the mouse came and and, like,   tore into these fucking cough drops. They're into it. Get out of there now. A menthol?   Yes. Wow. Okay. Sorry. I was so shocked. That was my substance stress   right now. I had to share that with you.   Do do other mammals cough? Oh, that probably would have been the better That would have taken recoat us. The the rats,  

[02:20:01] Unknown:

When we had that rat problem, the rats got so bad here when, our good cat died, when our murder cat died. Freaking,   We lost one of our phones,   and Christy thought that   we had been fucking around and did something stupid with it, And it was gone for a grip, and then I was do I was, took a I took the fridge out because the fridge was making a noise, and I knew I had to clean out crap out of the back. I pulled the fridge out. When I did that, I I seen this giant hole in the wall where the rats have been coming in and out. Like a portal. That whole phone the phone and everything, the Charger, all of it poured it pulled into the wall.  

[02:20:40] Unknown:

Alright.   Trippy. Yeah. That was, that tripped me out. Now we're here. Now we have to Oh, I know what I can do. I can do it. We can take   a take a preliminary step,   take the, 90% rubbing alcohol, and at least hit this area here.  

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The the first step  

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Just in case they're dear minded. Reality is to stand Are you listening to this broadcast?   No. There was a   no. There was a one second window when my brain tried to talk me into it, and I rejected it immediately, Ben, just so so I can be completely honest with you guys right now. My brain's like, it's alright. That one's fully still wrapped up, and I'm like, dude, we're not eating the fucking   Rat mouse contaminated   fucking cough drops. That's disgusting.   Plus, if I reach my pocket, I probably have one in my pocket.  

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So if I really want Well, it mostly looks like they just ate the wrappers. I don't know what you're whining about. That's a crisis. Oh, look at this one's bad too. That one went bad. I save all my wrappers  

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just in case.  

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Yeah. I just saved little Wayne, and I threw MGK away.  

[02:21:46] Unknown:

Little Wayne.  

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See, I was right. There's no mice in my pocket, so this one's safe.   No. I don't have a mouth in my pocket. I was talking about spiders.  

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Oh, yeah. I guess some Oh, you guys wanna see a cool spider? Get some honey herbs.  

[02:22:01] Unknown:

Some funny herbs. Cool spider here.  

[02:22:06] Unknown:

Oh, they're bronze.  

[02:22:08] Unknown:

Yeah. A bronze spider. I have not taken the sprues and gates off of him yet.  

[02:22:13] Unknown:

He's breathtaking.   Is he in him? Does he does he ring?   I'm probably not Make that spider sing. Make that spider sing.  

[02:22:26] Unknown:

Dog dicks or why I missed the goofy picture. Show him the goofy picture.  

[02:22:32] Unknown:

Did you did you hear the you hear that, Jim? The the the legs ring different. Yeah.  

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It's almost actually That's cool. In tune.  

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Yeah.   Good idea to ring it. That's a good idea. Maybe,   I ring everything.   I'll have to make him I'm sure you do. Jim's constantly hitting bronze with something till it goes ding.   It's one of the few Redeeming qualities when you've done as much bronze as this gym has. You have to do something   that makes it good for you,   and ringing it is one of those steps. It's fun.  

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Got a lot of windows open here, and I didn't know if it was gonna be hot or cold. So I preemptively applied the blur filter in case the shirt and the pants are not visible at all times   on the body.   But I think this is something to do with   Mormons   who just wanna watch.  

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Well, maybe they were soaking. Yeah. They're watchers. The okay. Those are the,  

[02:23:33] Unknown:

elder those are the elder watchers. Those are the lazy eyed Mormon boys I warned you about.  

[02:23:40] Unknown:

Yes. You got lazy eye.  

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Don't invite them in. I have a hard time now. Outside.   You guys just watch over there, please.  

[02:23:55] Unknown:

What about the listeners? I hear a lot about the watchers.  

[02:23:59] Unknown:

Who are the listeners? Who are the listeners? Those guys are on the radio. Those are they're on the other end of the radio.  

[02:24:06] Unknown:

Yeah. This one is here. Right? He's gonna do the smoking, and the other one's gonna witness it. He's gonna Who are you hearing? I've been I've been hearing about and actually being one of the listeners for a long time now.  

[02:24:18] Unknown:

I'm actually one of the listeners.  

[02:24:23] Unknown:

Weren't they all supposed to die a few years ago because,   Maroney's   trumpet fell off   Monroe and I. I it is the ass for us. Nick.  

[02:24:33] Unknown:

Good question. I don't remember that.  

[02:24:35] Unknown:

Mhmm.  

[02:24:37] Unknown:

Yeah. There was a huge ordeal because apparently at   the main,   temple or whatever they call their things, the   Their main angel that his trumpet fell off and or his dick tip or something. I don't hear David Ike talking about the Mormons very often. What's he hiding?  

[02:24:55] Unknown:

He's a Mormon, obviously.  

[02:25:00] Unknown:

If we could get And that would be a good picker. Congested Mormon issue.  

[02:25:04] Unknown:

No. That would be a good that would be a good conspiracy to start is that Ike is either a Mormon or Mormon affiliated, and that explains A lot of the holes in his game over the years.   I like this idea.  

[02:25:17] Unknown:

Yeah. Supposedly and I thought there was supposedly some,   Some,   prophecy or something like that about that, but it had a 5.7   earthquake.   And then His trumpet fell off.  

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In Salt Lake? The 18th  

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were craned to remove the damaged angel statue and the round cap one on which it stood from the temple's top.  

[02:25:43] Unknown:

There's 2 pretty amazing temples here in the Boise area.   There's one that's, one of the main intersections,   not really not too far from my house, and then the other one is kinda out. I think it's in Caldwell,   And, it's a totally different it's got a different kind of spooky vibe to it. But I've I've been meaning to look up the open house.   You know, I could get one of those hidden camera pairs of glasses and go to the Mormon open house during the livestream,   and we could, just watch.   Yeah. Be watchers.   We'll watch you back.  



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Whitney, we're watching you.  

[02:26:21] Unknown:

Will. That's right. Who's watching watchers? Watcher watchers.   I think it's the watchmakers watching watch watch watchers.   David Heck.  

[02:26:33] Unknown:

I did get emails,   and   they are from watchers   who wish to remain   Just watchers   and not,   exposers?  

[02:26:44] Unknown:

Hey. I wanna be clear. Mhmm. Weaving spiders welcome watchers are not cucks. That's different.  

[02:26:52] Unknown:

No. You're part of the show if you're watching us. No. They're they're thankful. They've they've sent emails, and many of them,   want to remind likes to watch.   Anonymous.   They  

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just wanna let us know if they're blown up. You changed your mind about being Oh, they don't wanna get involved  

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having their names all called out. Or  

[02:27:16] Unknown:

I heard that I heard that, Brian had, Tommy Truth Teller locked up in a gimp box in his new apartment. I don't know if that's watching or what that is. That's the sound of chewing banana on Weaving Spider's  

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Webs.  

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Part of the simulation.  

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Brian did what now?  

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Chew on   a  

[02:27:41] Unknown:

Brian,   I got Brian. A new apartment.  

[02:27:45] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:27:47] Unknown:

That's how you break in a new apartment.  

[02:27:49] Unknown:

Wait. Your Brian got a new apartment?  

[02:27:52] Unknown:

No. It's a long time ago.  

[02:27:55] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because it's closer to a job. I remember I asked. I follow him on Facebook, so I see a lot of updates about how much better it is Can I have to drive so far to work and that kind of stuff? That's our Brian. Oh, I bet. He said he was an hour over an hour from work. That'd be fucking horrible. Now wait.   Stay Steve Lee's our Brian.  

[02:28:17] Unknown:

We can have more than one Brian.  

[02:28:21] Unknown:

Hi, Brian. Hi, Brian. He's my partner. He's not moving anywhere. That's no. If you're not gonna say, I would have been pretty shocked to find that me and Brian   Decided to to take an apartment like Square.  

[02:28:32] Unknown:

Would it be? You're not just part of the simulation theory. Buying the property next door, but then that's just an Expansion of   this same thing, we're still  

[02:28:42] Unknown:

all together. Yeah. That made me excited that you were potentially gonna get the property next door. I want part of it. How can I give you $500 and just have a little section?   Yeah.   How much can I get? Can I get, like, a1000   A 1000 feet   A literal square foot to stand on? Whatever is on the pitch most pitch part of the hill   since most people don't have that there's one part.  

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So there there's a main river that   that goes down the mountain that all the other rivers kind of feed. It's called Powers,   And it's a substantial river, and this cuts right through the middle of that property.  

[02:29:19] Unknown:

And during the winter, you can easily run Your turbine off of it is Yeah. Yeah. We could get the, old fashioned filling mill going. Exactly. That'd be awesome.  

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Yeah. It's a pretty screaming river. It's it's   we're we've always wanted it just because of that.  

[02:29:40] Unknown:

Right. So it's not an open invitation, though.  

[02:29:44] Unknown:

It's just, a Well, for spiders,  

[02:29:47] Unknown:

Of course, it is. Right. I mean, as soon as we open the invite, we're gonna get the address in like this and   showing up and,   Like, maybe that's not the kind of, like, the crowd we're   we're wanting to attract. You could try.  

[02:30:00] Unknown:

I don't know how well it's gonna go work out For you, but you could tell me.  

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The Hot Heels make it kinda difficult. Really do a good job of reading Balderson's voice when, you know,   right there.   Yes. You're allowed to try to come here.   I would be a little bit wary of that invitation.   Just Here's the heads up.   Kinda put off some of my alarm bells the way you said that.  

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Not all not all wizards do real magic. I'd be shocked how how,  

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trained the alpaca is to attack.   It might jump in your minivan, so be ready if you're gonna show up. Trained alpaca a trained attack alpaca. Now that's an overlay I don't have ready.  

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And you you don't you don't even want you don't even want to know what the bulls will do.  

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The bulls will fucking be.  

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Trained attack   alpaca.   1 l, 2 l's, how many a's? And and and to be honest,  

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Henry's the biggest dickhead on the farm. Attack peacock. He's our attack peacock. That literally   there's it's he's kinda well known How do people don't come over to our house without calling just because they don't want to offend Henry?  

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Right. It's because it's because you didn't take that The animal whisperer lady's advice and stop calling him nasty names, man.  

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I did. I quit calling him nasty names for, like, a month, and and My wife and Brian tried sweet talking to him and shit and making friends with him, and he wouldn't put it to him.   And finally, one day, he got me real good. I was I was,   I was out, I think, picking up feathers or picking up screws because they, when we moved here, there was a lot Trash right down there. The whole thing was just one giant pile of trash that they were burning. They were burning nails   and screws and shit. So When I'm walking up the driveway, I look for nails and screws because obviously, if I don't do that, then we find them with our tires.   And we don't really like that.  

I liked you just fine, Zephyr.   I was,   I did not have much to say last week. I was,   it's we had a little break in the rain season, and even yesterday, I had to go to bed at, like, 5 o'clock because   I'm out,   my whole left side, even though it I don't look like it, my whole left side is pins and plates, and I'm I'm kind of put together, and I was out shoveling wet shit, which is particularly heavy.   And   when I have to do a lot of that, it Wears me down pretty bad, and I didn't have nothing to say really last week. So It's 200%  

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man.   Yeah.  

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Especially when you add   One magnitude of steel plates and titanium.   No. Same thing. I I was talking to you and I was getting ready to answer your book question and somebody brought me some yummy pizza and I ate it. And I almost fell asleep on my keyboard, and I left. I sent a private message in the chat. Like, you guys on your keystone going to lay down now. What did you fall asleep on?   Almost on the keyboard. On the keister.   I was asleep on my keister, and then that's the clue to get up and go to bed. Right?  

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Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Is the keister board one of those picture boards you put up of all the things that you wanna manifest in your life? Your keister board? The keister board?  

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Yeah.  

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And Where are those things manifest from? Because I gotta tell you, when I was in prison,   they used to anybody that snuck things in their butt, it was called the keister bunny. So now I'm real very curious.  

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Hi. Keester bunny. Don't have a Keester bunny. The Keester bunny. Right. He brings me a cigarette. He's cigarettes.  

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Keester. Yeah. The Keester brought cigarettes   and gifts.  

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Yeah. I'm sorry to see you back here, man, but I got a question. I was wondering, you got any of that butt dope? You bring any butt dough? Yeah.   Yeah.   We were disappointed that you had to do that.  

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I did not know link was that was that agile and flexible.  

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In the stimulation   room,   according to the theory,   you can be anybody you wanna be,   And you can lean back,   and Prince will play a song, and the doves will fly over. And then John Woo will bless you.  

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And why do so many of them have red things on why do so many of them have red things on their heads?  

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I think I think there's another person in the stimulation room with a sniper rifle trying to score as many  

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No. It's a lot it's a lot of people if it's that many, things.  

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He's playing pigeon hunt. That's gotta be he's he's got a fucking blunder gap with lasers.  

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The the duck hunt technology has really progressed   since that little zapper   was first released on public.   Yeah. Well, Nintendo's got a big  

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6. Yeah. Like Tetris.  

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Yeah.   Oh, Tetris.   I totally forgot.   We gotta talk about the Tetris story. We gotta talk about Tetris. We have to talk about Tetris. That kid, the kid freaked out. He's a kid. He's a man.  

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He is a man, man. How many levels was it?   A 100? To the to the last level.  

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Let's see. I have to find the right video.  

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He won. It was over.  

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And then and then days later, another guy did something similar. This is I have the video of the of the second guy   who did it. I've got that already. I'll share that now. I don't have the video of the 13 year old. I don't have videos of 13 year olds.  

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Yeah. The good night you are.   Not in this stimulation.  

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I am not food cold.  

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I should have micro dosed some I should have micro dosed some mushrooms last week, then it would have felt better. The girls were threatening me. I thought they were gonna Secretly dosed me. They always threaten   to dose me with the others.  

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Anybody   ever.   And Ben's putting this he's in a bad mood. Yeah. A microdose of mushrooms does make me fucking  

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really chipper.  

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Oh,   I don't know about doctor Mario high scores. I'm talking about Tetris. And this guy looked at his hand eye Coordination. He doesn't take his eyes off the screen, and look how coordinated his He owns that fucking thing upside down, though. Look at it. He's holding it up. I gotta do it. Watch. That's how he flicks it.  

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Why is he stroking its balls?  

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Obviously, you're not very good at Tetris. That's how the victory comes.  

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It looked like he was stroking the it looks like he was it looked like He is also getting the sack. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Why does it look like  

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If you wanna learn how to watch play Tetris, you gotta watch Garrett closer. This is Solo game of Tetris is one one player  

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stimulating the controller   to the highest score possible. Now once it gets over 9   199,009.  

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Are you saying it's over 9,000? I'm trying to do 9000. Trying  

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to do the math on this.   And the game glitches out because you get too high of a score,   and it has to go too fast. It doesn't have a kill screen   Proper, it has a the game just freezes.   And this and this guy was   Able to accomplish it. It's recently ran out of code.   Another,   young gentleman   Achieve the same feat of   gaming.   This took about 40 minutes   of gameplay   without without losing   to the Tetris thing.  

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The world will never be the same.  

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Consequences will never be the same. Will never be the same. Hey. I I I I don't understand what the what what's the big deal? Okay?   Yeah. You gotta explain this to me. I don't understand what the fuck's going on. Game of Tetris Okay. So a little tiny Pieces fall down to the bottom of the I know what the date is. Ranges to pieces.  

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A tetris moves  

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the squares You motherfucker. When you get a line. You motherfucker. At that point,  

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You get a score. And if if it's 4 in a row, that's Tetris,   that's 4, you get higher scores.   And then the higher the score, the faster it goes and you advance to another level where   you clear the board. I the I think this is the Nintendo Entertainment   System version probably played on an emulator. That was definitely a Nintendo controller.  

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Right.  

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So in some way,   at some point, if you're playing for 20 minutes,   How long have you played Tetris for with before the screen just fills up and you're like, I'm done. It's going too fast.   Most people play for maybe 10 minutes, and that's a long session   For Tetris game, this guy is playing for about 40 minutes,   and it's getting faster and faster and faster. So he's playing with the controller Upside down. He's flicking it and tapping it. He's got his fingers.   Just real real nice   ladies. Getting the ball sack and everything. Great. Great. Lynn the balls. Graylin, the boss. I saw that. Yes. Get getting the high score,   touching all the bases, getting a home run with his Nintendo Entertainment System controller,  

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And he's a deaf and dominant situation. Why why is why is that why is this a big deal, though? Because, I mean, I I remember 1988.  

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Because I think they both orgasm at the same time. And then They're not orgasm?  

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I think that's the metaphor. Alan, you have to actually answer Vince question or he's going to become frustrated, and he's gonna yell at the dogs or something. So what happens is when the score gets super high, the game code actually runs out so that it can no longer process Yep. Itself. It runs out of resources to continue the game from that point, and so then it locks up. And that's almost impossible to accomplish.   From what I remember reading or hearing, it was actually only able to be accomplished by AI up until this last week.   And then 2 little kids managed to pull it off Similar as it close to the game time. The game was designed to get so  

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difficult   that you would eventually lose, and then you'd have a high Score recorded.   This person   got the maximum score,   999-999   across the board,   And then the game just ended.   It just gave up. The game just said, you're doing me so good right now.   You're doing me so good. I am just A starfish on the mattress,   and I'm done. I'm satisfied.  

[02:41:16] Unknown:

A starfish on the mattress. Heard that one.  

[02:41:19] Unknown:

My kids had a game when they were a kid. It was when Yu Gi Oh! First came out. They had a Yu Gi Oh! Video game for PlayStation, and my kids had it. And you could take your uDeal cards and enter them in,   and then you face this first big bad guy, and he was supposed to be impossible to beat.   And then as soon as he beat you, then that would then continue the story. Like, because you lost to him, you had to go do this or whatever. So he was supposed to be impossible to beat.   Full of beat.   But you could take your deck cards and put in the little number and then that card would appear on the video game. And my and my kids had such good cards that they were able to beat the impossible to beat guy, and then it would just reset it Again and again, no great game would glitch. It just reset.  

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Should be.   Yeah. So similar similar outcome for sure. Yeah. These these games  

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were designed to be played for fun and then forgotten about.   They were simple little games. You get them. You play with them. You'd buy another game, and then the new system would come out,   And you throw your old games away.   Now in 2023   to 2024,   people are very interested in physical media. Want the actual cartridges. They want the original controller, the original hardware.  

[02:42:39] Unknown:

That's what I'm saying, polymath. I mean, the dude was, like, cradling the balls.   Like, why was he doing that next to the controller? That was super weird.  

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That's the secret technique.  

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It's what winners do. That's what winners do.  

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That's what I that's what, I've I've I've said that before It's the sex god method.  

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Become a living legend.  

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Oh, shit.   The starfish on the mattress. I think Alan Mark made So it  

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Here,   what what Tetris come out in, like, 88?  

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Yeah. America and Russia.  

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It's Good America. We don't care about America.   Fuck. You know?  

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Mhmm.   What? Like,   35   years or something like that   later? I know. Some little what is that kid, like, Super poor? Why is he even playing Tetris?   I fucking  

[02:43:45] Unknown:

It's the the best version. There's still people playing arcade Donkey Kong  

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And There's a whole documentary about it called King of Kong. Yep. Yeah. That guy's   faker. And the one guy's a real asshole.  

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Litigious. Oh, yeah. He's got hair, man.   What's his name?  

[02:44:05] Unknown:

What is his name? Remember.  

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We shouldn't even say it if we find it. Not worthy.  

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Pac Man champion.   They do speed rooms.  

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Because he's already told us how how honest he is.   Threatening to talk about antimony and shit. We'll talk about Mormon macaroni  

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again.  

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He's gonna talk about antimony?   Morbius. He's gonna talk about antimony? Nice. You guys know that For a while.  

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You gotta soak Mormon macaroni.  

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Gotta soak it. Yeah.   That's all you can do with it, actually. You can't cook it. You can only soak Mormon macaroni. Yeah. No mistake. It's like  

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but it's like, you know, like,   ramen noodles.   It's okay.  

[02:45:02] Unknown:

I have more from,   Sharky from his web page.   Talks about the history of the dark side.  

[02:45:11] Unknown:

Sharky? Who's Sharky? Jonathan  

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What what what exact Darkseid  

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is the vampire man? King of the vampire. The Bible Tells us of Lucifer's   turn against God the father as well as Judas' betrayal   of Jesus.   I personal   Believe that it was God, the father, who is responsible for Judas'   actions.   Christians, however, believe it was Lucifer who put this idea of betrayal In Jesus' mind.   The 3rd well known turn to the dark side is from the movie Star Wars, in which young Jedi and the kids get back.   You know, you turned to the dark side of the forest. However,   as we all found out in this summer's blockbuster hit revenge.  

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Does it actually say this, or do you adlibbing after the second one?  

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No. He's reading it verbatim. It's entertaining him so much he can't keep his cool. Get through it.  

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My own comedy, I I don't crack up laughing.   Jonathan Sharkey, the impaler, gets me every time.  

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So we talked about this some Yeah. Allen's ready for his own dry delivery, but he's not ready for other people to be even more   Anan can turn to  

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the dark side in an effort to save his beloved wife, Padme.   Anakin did not turn for personal profit, But out of love for his wife. On 26th October 86, when my grandmother died, I developed a deep hatred towards God the father. 2 weeks after, I threw my first wife and son out and developed a relationship with the woman who'd eventually become my second wife.  

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Okay.   This is from a Skype.  

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However, though, I need a guy like, not a 100% Not sure what what what exactly   group he's trying to aim at with that as, like, a hero story thing. Yeah. I I I quit believing in God because I was angry, so I fucking told my wife and my kid get the fuck law. Right. So however though, I hated God and Lauren, his his ex why if my love for Matthew was unbreakable,  

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Angela's hatred of Matthew would inflame my dark side. So 4 months after marrying her, I chose Matthew over her And threw her   out. My full turn to the dark side and denouncement of Christianity   would occur as a result of the actions of a woman who I once thought was A heavenly angel.  

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Is this for is this not recently updated? We gotta get this guy on the show. We gotta get this guy on the show because I want more information about this situation. Right. I'm looking for his contact info. This guy is almost as batshit crazy as that Fucking guy who lived in the penthouse that wrote the book about the  

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the dreidel like dreidel monster.  

[02:47:55] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. I bought that book. I never read it. The crocodile of all of it. Crocodile.  

[02:48:00] Unknown:

Yeah. We'd love to have him on the show. He's an author. He's a published author. He said he'd come on the show, didn't he?  

[02:48:08] Unknown:

I think we He said that he would do anything.  

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Gave him a lot of attention for a while. Maybe it was too much attention.   I mean, some of these authors like to remain kind of in the  

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Well, you know, it takes a lot of energy to live in a penthouse.  

[02:48:24] Unknown:

It does. On a different note, one of the reasons why our founding fathers It's fought against the British become free of their rule was because the British were overtaxing everyone and not giving them proper representation.   This problem is now more true than ever. Our elected officials care more about taking care of their rich campaign contributors   than the people they're supposed to represent. This is appalling to me to say the least. As governor though, I will restructure Minnesota's tax policies.   Veterans who are disabled will only pay a small state tax, If any, Minnesota Air National Guard members will not pay any   county or state tax on their air or guard checks.  

Like Robin Hood, I will take from the rich and help the poor. Though Minnesota has a surplus   this was a few years ago. I will not give refund checks to people.   I use the surplus to fund education,   farming, and veterans programs.  

[02:49:15] Unknown:

Oh, Alan, I love you. I love your delivery.   This is a few years ago.  

[02:49:21] Unknown:

He's got a tax policy.   Additionally, the tax money generated from non native American owned casinos   will help lower the tax burdens, especially property tax on the people of Minnesota. Even if   longer. Before they enter to Native American owned casinos or not. Would generate revenue   To help the state.   Minnesota   back in. To pave the roads that lead to the casinos. I went there right there. Cents in and out. There's a small pittance to pay. It would generate revenue to help keep the roads up, plow in the winter, or clear natural obstructions from the roads.   In a nutshell, that would free up some weight off of Minnesota taxpayers' backs. Personally, I feel taxation is illegal, especially when our elected officials keep wasting the money.  

Signed Jonathan, the impaler.   So if we build tolls   Oh, this guy of the casino parking lot, so people have pay the US government before they put their money in the slot machines at the Native American Indian casinos. I mean, I I do kinda like that. I do.  

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Yeah.   So fully fledged your tax policy. Gambling money anyways.  

[02:50:29] Unknown:

Yeah. You can give us 50¢.  

[02:50:32] Unknown:

Yeah.   It's not gonna stop people from going into the casino. That's for damn safety.   Right. Like, the 50¢ would Stop. And you you weren't really there to go to the casino.  

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Here is his story about Vlad the imperiler   and  

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Pale Although he's totally wrong about the taxes. We didn't do the revolutionary   war because of taxes. That's what the dumb shit they taught us in school. Nobody gives a fuck about a couples about a cup a little tiny percentage of attacks.   Like, we threw the revolutionary war because They tried to say we couldn't buy British goods without money from the British   Rothschild Bank   so that we needed to borrow at interest. That's where the huge loss came from. But we said, fuck your team. We'll just dump it in the harbor.   Like, it wasn't really anything to do with the tax.  



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He has a no nonsense policy, which I outlined a little earlier in the stream about his views towards criminals and terrorists.   So this is when he's running for president of the United States of America.   He writes, as president, I will sign an executive presidential order, which will authorize me to impale all,   capital a l l, all terrorists   and certain criminals.   As governor,   my legal way to justifying   impaling criminals is when they are charged, they will also be charged with acts of terrorism   If their criminal actions are   rape,   child abuse, neglect,   drug dealing, or possession, violence upon the elderly or women,   Religious discrimination   attacks   against  

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dealing or possession?   Hold on. Time out.   Run. Time out. Yep. Yep. This is Great.   Child abuse.  

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I was with him. Yeah. The first.   Those are terrorists and cats. I was already hung up on child neglect. I'm like Right. You know, because the things they charge you a child neglect for at this point.   Right. Like, you know, I'm like, wow. That's crazy. This is his policy to stamp out  

[02:52:37] Unknown:

all crime,   Including religious discrimination,   DUIs or DUIs,   multiple offenses, though. I guess, the person you you don't get them paid for. Child molestation, murder, other than justified. So if it's an unjustified murder, you get impaled.  

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Is he gonna have to Determine all of the justifications  

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on his own for all of these. Here's what he says. The jury will have to deliberate not only on the original crime, but if it meets the criteria of an act of Terrorism. If the jury agrees that the crime fits the act, then I will impale the convicted criminal out front of the state capital within a week of being guilty.  

[02:53:13] Unknown:

I will describe   vampire bro, the juries are not ready  

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to help you find any at least he's not gonna leave them hanging out Eating off state funds. He's gonna impale them quick. Well, listen to this now. He will defy any law that is meant to protect Osama bin Laden And as followers or supporters, if they attack anyone in Minnesota, I will impale them right in front of our state capital to show their comrades and other terrorists that I am not a Capital w   u s s.   To some impaling may be medieval. However, history has proved that it is a strong deterrent against those Who prey upon the innocent.  

[02:53:52] Unknown:

Jim, did you get this guy's contact info yet or not? I'm looking for it. Okay.   We gotta we gotta find this guy. I was thinking okay. I got an idea, and I usually would keep this for the private meeting Where we do production secret talks and stuff. But I think if we can get this guy to agree,   We should we should get Barsky to come on and talk to him.   That's that's what I that's what I woulda usually say for the production talk.  

[02:54:22] Unknown:

What was his name again?  

[02:54:24] Unknown:

Jonathan   Sharkey.   Let's see.   Sharkey again.   Sharkey   Yeah. M o u s e.  

[02:54:39] Unknown:

Put that in the chat with him. Shut the fuck up. I wish you heard that a lot. It's probably not his real name. Just like, to me, that's one of the weirdest things about Jesse Ventura   is that he won the governorship of Minnesota   under his   stage name for professional wrestling.   I've never even looked up his real name.   The body. Might know.   Jesse the body of it. The body?  

[02:55:06] Unknown:

Well, that's because if you remember so back then, he didn't have any money to run, and he did these real he did these these super cheesy commercial,   And it had literally his action figure   and then a couple other action figures. And the commercial was like it was something like, Oh, Jesse. We wanna buy you out and give you a bunch of money to say what we want you to say. And he's like, oh, no. I'm Jesse the body.   Yeah. You know? And and then,   you know, that was, like, literally the commercial. And then also Mhmm. He did this thing where he Said for $50 if you gave him a $50 donation,   he'd show you how to not pay taxes   for, like, the next I got it. Yeah. Tax Easy or some shit like that.  

How to how to avoid sentences or something.  

[02:55:57] Unknown:

Yeah. That's a video. I do have a copy of it on VHS, but I don't know. My VCR connected right now, so I'll play dub that over, man. You're gonna lose it. The magnetic quality is lofty,  

[02:56:08] Unknown:

And you're gonna lose it. We gotta we gotta get together, Alan. It's on YouTube. Me and you start having hang no. That's not good enough. Tape tape parties?   Yeah. Yeah. We'll get our get our, transfer cards and stuff or whatever we need. We'll get our v eight, our our super 8, and our our mini eights. Some tomato  

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juice. You wanna drink tomato juice and dub tapes with me? Okay.  

[02:56:32] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah.  

[02:56:34] Unknown:

Doing it now. I do. I do. It's from Northwoods Advertising. It's their action figure commercial.   Jesse Ventura for governor of Minnesota.  

[02:56:42] allen marcus:

Due from the reform party,   it's the new Jesse Ventura action figure. You can make Jesse battle special interest groups. I do like your stupid money. And party Politics. We politicians have powers the average man can't comprehend. You can also make Jesse lower taxes, improve public education, and fight for the things Minnesotans really care about Just don't waste taxpayer money.  

[02:57:04] Unknown:

Red truck it.  

[02:57:06] allen marcus:

Don't waste your vote on politics as usual.  

[02:57:09] Unknown:

Vote reform Party candidate, Jesse Ventura, for governor. And vote we did. And voting worked, and it was effective.   What what was Northwoods? I'm gonna have to research,   Northwoods   operation Northwoods. I always forget about that. Operation Northwoods was a  

[02:57:26] Unknown:

Document showing the   preplanned,   nature of   well, it wasn't 911. It was a different, Where was it? Northwoods was gonna be, like, in   in Cuba or something. They were gonna stage some kind of bullshit in Cuba,   and   It might not be Cuba. I don't remember. But it was documents   showing that kind of stuff. It's preplanning,   staging,   Terrorist action   Okay. For an outcome.  

[02:57:57] Unknown:

Okay. So here's where it all comes together. We saw a video of a woman standing in front of a landslide,   Then we showed you Tetris, which is essentially the same thing.   Seven's figured out   what the puzzle was.   The answer  

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is  

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or is it an immovable object in a a force or  

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Force   force.   Level 155.   Lost.  

[02:58:30] Unknown:

Yeah. I don't play Tetris in nature.  

[02:58:33] Unknown:

Like, I was that was really more more of a land side than I was Expecting, like, when the first, like, 6 boulders came down, I was like, she's doing pretty good. Like, maybe she's gonna get bonked off of there by some big rocks, and it's gonna be disappointing. No. Like Like It was we're not even gonna try to get your body. Jesse Ventura was elected our governor, and our budget was balanced. There was a surplus.  

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Unfortunately,   he wasn't a vampire  

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or a king of Yeah. He they called it the Jesse check.   Mhmm. The couple years, there was a surplus back when Ventura  

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run, and I remember I think I got a new pair of shoes from that Jesse's check. Thank you, Jesse Ventura.  

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I went to the bank and I cashed Jesse's check.   Nobody ever gave me money like that. I cashed my Jackie's check.  

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So if we dig deeper into the lore of Weaving Spider's Welcome Into Rx, Only Picture Show Jesse Ventura did host Tracy Twyman on a program. That's right. Once or twice. Again?  

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That is that is theory.   That is true. Yep. Yep. It's on IMDB. She   She said somewhere in the interview or I don't remember if she talked to us about it or not, but she said somewhere in the interview that, you know, of course, they stage and frame the whole thing up. It's all scripted so hard That they're really just leading the conversation and kinda trying to get her to say   certain things that they wanna edit and chunk out later in editing.   You know? And so  

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And for that reason kinda it kinda sucked, you know? And for that reason, these long form content Dreams on Weaving Spiders welcome channel are all made freely available,   unedited, unaltered, and uncensored.  

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Yeah. You might notice that we're not really scripting much. No. There's not a lot of scripting going on here. We're not really looking for a particular outcome. Not a lot of thought. Just, maybe we do wanna get some laughs at one of the outlets. Script. I don't even fucking script my fucking  

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public speeches.   I just get up there and say my shit. Like,   I'm gonna talk about Alchemy today, and I just talk about that shit. Nice make it up right there.   Yeah.   Yeah. Like, these guys were sitting there while I was picking out the slides with Mario the night For Mario was such a superhero about that whole thing. These guys are sitting there Mario. Or like  

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Yes. Thanks, Mario. Like, cannot die.  

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And put the extra slides up, and then I just made my presentation around it. Like,   I don't script things.  

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I mean, scripting could be useful, but usually people start leaning on it so hard But it stops having what I would call the natural human element to it.   And and, unfortunately, we're all kind of trained and conditioned to that   In, western society especially.   So it works. That's why that fucking ad works so good because all of our brains, especially this age group that we're of, Are super   programmed   to this cool GI Joe esque   action figure.   Like, that shit got us, man. We wanted those GI Joes Because we wanted to get a piece of string and make the guys slide from the tree down to the dirt hill because we saw it on TV, and it was really important. It was the only interesting thing,   You know, happening.  

Absolutely.   Then when you bring it back,   we're already prewired. Those those those,   Telomeres, they call them, are there inside your brain, and they're just waiting. And then Jesse Ventura comes and he goes, boop, boop, boop. And you're like, yeah. I gotta go vote, get my Jesse checked. Let's go. They're telling me there's an Garfield  

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exposed.  

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I I gotta admit though, you know, while his,   commercials were very catchy,   Also, at the same time, if you listen to a lot of his debates,   he really did well in the debates.   He wasn't a politician.   I remember a couple different questions. Like, I remember 1 girl coming up and asking about, you know, they wanted these extra   Funds for,   girls that you know, single mothers that wanted to go to college, and he's like, I wouldn't do anything.   And she gets that and then she got all mad. He's like, listen, there is already programs in place for that. Why would you want me to give extra money? And if you wanna go college, you could do something like join the army, get the GI bill.   Basically, go to college for free and you just have to put in a little bit of effort. But if you don't wanna put in that effort, why My I asked the taxpayers to pay for you pay for it instead.  

And so I thought it was real, you know.   I thought it was a very good answer. And then also when he was asked because he was a professional wrestler, he was asked about   Expand,   replacing the Metrodome,   and,   this is in the what was it? This is about 98?  

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Yeah. Before it collapsed 2 years later to the snow.  

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A a Metrodome was still very fairly new. It was only built in, like, 85.   So he's like, we have schools around here that are   over a 150 years old where that need all kinds of work put into them. He's like, why would I put it into a   a stadium that's owned by the Vikings, which have their own money? And, when their stadiums, like, at the time, it was, like, 13 or 15 years old is all.   Mhmm. Right.  

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Well, he was an excellent commentator. I never really saw him wrestle much. I saw some old footage, but he was the color commentator   When I watched wrestling, when I was, like, 12 or 13, and that was the he was the main guy that made it all make sense. You know?   Right.   Because he would give the characters   life.   Wasn't he a green bird?  

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Yeah. I think that I think those a predator movie too? Navy seal. Yep. He was a navy seal. Navy seal. Okay. He wasn't acting in predator. That was really him.   That was him. That was the real He's going invisible.  

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Yeah. He's doing Miami malls.  

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So here's where we put our foot down and say that,   Arnold Schwarzenegger,   not the governator.  

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Not the guy. Jesse Ventura.  

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Nice. Swatch everything. Swatch Yeah. I mean,  

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man and Allen are biased   in this situation. You guys can't really have You're you can't put full weight. We can have our pickle and eat it too. I would have buy it. Yeah.  

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They say that,   I don't I I you know, if I recall correctly, they say,   Schwarzenegger sold California to China.   And I I couldn't tell you   yeah.  

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Well, there's, like, a picture. I mean, for one thing, Schwarzenegger's from Austria.   Need I say more? And there's, like, a picture of him standing on the lawn in front of Rothschild's castle,   and they're, like, having a talk. And it's like, come on.   And that was from way back, way before he was  

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the governor, And then just recently   and his dad was a Nazi. And just recently, during the COVID thing, he's Fuck your freedom.  

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Yeah. I remember that too. Yeah.   Just do what I tell you to. Fuck your freedom.   It's more important that you do what I think makes everyone safe.   Go to the clinic. Do it now.   Sorry. I couldn't give a straight face. I tried, guys. I'm sorry.   It's okay. It would have been more convincing if he'd done that, I think. That would have been more convincing than his little shitty speech that he did make.  

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Do you ever release,   music to the Telegram channel for people to listen to? I think there was a song about roller blades or the inline skates.   Talk about the meteorisk pyramid.   More spiders after dark.   All happening,   Spiders welcome web on Telegram.  

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T dot me backslash spiders welcome web.  

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Spiders welcome web telegram is where it happens when it's not happening   Here. It happens even more   there now while it's happening here, but when it's not happening here, it's happening there.  

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7 days a week.  

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I wanted Alan to have something to clip   for later.  

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For later.   A little bit later. Later.   It's been a good weave, I think.  

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What a great show.  

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This is fun.  

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So successful sound test. I could hear everyone clearly.  

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I could hear you. Finally make it to the end of the sound check? Is that what you're saying? We're, we're gonna go live on  

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the producer's meeting on the other side.  

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Is that the plan? No. That's the plan. We are we are past 3 hours now. I guess I was a little late, of course, because I was eating yummy soup.   And then after I ate the yummy soup, I had to,   feed the dog.   Real food. Let's   see.   Oh, here. I got something for you. I mean, before we go, I got I got one one more thing for you here.  

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One more Yeah. One more SP Treat.  

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Let me see what I can do here. SP Treat. To the sound of this beat.  

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What oh, I wanna do it a different way. Hold on. Yeah. To the sound of this beat, it's gonna drop out. D o. If I was Machine Gun Kelly, I You bust a freestyle run to a beat just like this one,   and I would be on Xanax and Adderall and also taking Some kind of methamphetamines and opiates because I'm machine gun Kelly. Load  

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and reverb mix  

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And waving spiders welcome. I'm almost there. I'm gonna add a file in the telegram, and then I'm gonna ask you,   Alan Marcus,   So please share that file on the stream.  

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Okay. Almost almost there now. This is   The bonus stream   special extended edition.  

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Alright. And the file is currently uploading.   We're, at 1.5 out of 4.3 megabytes.   It appears we have  

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It's   It's a fast modem.   You   you dial that thing up on your own.  

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Ladies and gentlemen, hopefully, he is not frozen.  

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Oh, there's treats. There's a video. I gotta   download this so I can show him here. Oh, video. Sign  

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it here.  

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And there was another dog show in Minneapolis that we coulda talked about. This is the real dog we're remote  

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The show. I can find that window. Oh, here it is.  

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Here it is. I'm ready. Okay. So let me let me hold on. Let me cut let me color this up for you before you push play. Yeah. So we have a ancient geriatric pug who currently has dementia. His name is Harley Davidson,   And,   his incontinence has caused other animals to feel like they should be comfortable to also,   defecate and urinate inside the house. So now all pugs that live at our house   are currently wearing diapers but this pug is so skinny in the waist and so crafty in his ability   To just walk out of his diaper, especially once it's been soiled,   that we have gotten him   some suspenders To hold it up. And now he has become   cuteness personified.  

Maximum cuteness. He is the I am I see that. Of cuteness.   And so I wanted you guys to be able to see that before we we get out of here. Gonna play it so I don't here we go. Prepare for cuteness overload.   Says treats are requested,   required.   It's a slideshow. But, yeah, I want you guys to See, my pug with his diaper and the little suspenders.   Oh. Might have to play it might have to play it one more time. It does have sentimental music, but I don't wanna kill the track  

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Ladies and gentlemen, there are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those that have pugs gamer girls. Don't have pugs. I'm not so sure. Those that don't.  

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The stimulation there is there on on the left. You can see the pug the non pug people on the right.   And there in the middle is,  

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The third group of people.  

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The people. The cinninavir.   There's the cinninavir. I see it. Tan and Tan and Ivar,  

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the go between  

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The John Lilly's and Dolphins and never end. John Lilly's like, you know, if we put up a little piece of chain link fence   And don't make an entrance and we're on the inside, we can do whatever we want in there. End the stream anytime Jim allows us to.  

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Well,   you're allowed to live in our minds   while we live in yours. If that's okay with you.  

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You can take the Brisbane lion's hat back off,   put it back on the big box. Well, let me tell you to hit the button. Press this big red button. Oh. Big red button. And we love you guys.  

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Bye. Till next time. Okay. Bye. Bye. K. Bye.