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Streamed live Saturday July 20th, 2024 


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• Musicians, Magicians, and Aura Maxing
• From Taxation to Beef Banditry: How to Get Ahead
• The Evolution of Standardized Tests and Score Keeping
• Deliberating Dog Face Dudes: New Format with Familiar Faces
• Another Engaging Episode with Strange News and Personal Anecdotes

In this episode, we dive into a myriad of topics, starting with a humorous and somewhat confusing dialogue about musicians and magicians. We then explore the concept of 'aura maxing' and its cultural significance, touching on how it intersects with social media and anime influences. The conversation shifts to the practicalities and philosophies surrounding taxation, communal living, and the challenges of maintaining a community. We also discuss the evolving nature of standardized tests like the ACT, the impact of technology on modern life, and the nostalgic influence of 90s cartoons. The episode wraps up with a look at some bizarre news stories, including a girl who buried herself at the beach and the concept of 'beef banditry.' Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal anecdotes and humorous takes on these diverse topics, making for an engaging and thought-provoking listen.

Audio recorded live Saturday nights and streamed to:

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(00:00:00) Introduction and Stream Setup

(00:01:17) Musician or Magician? Listen closely

(00:16:40) Feature Presentation: Episode 262

(00:17:24) Misunderstanding Auramaxing and Aura Points

(00:27:05) The Struggle with Modern Distractions

(00:41:00) Space Tourism: Balloons to the Stratosphere

(01:00:07) Safety and Regulations in Space Balloon Travel

(01:17:05) Microdosing and Mental Health

(01:37:07) Riz and Aura: Cha-Riz-ma? Charisma?

(02:00:05) Comfort in Modern Society

(02:17:10) New Podcast: Deliberating Dog Face Dudes

(02:31:01) Weather Events and Strange News

(02:37:00) Closing Remarks

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Hello? Is this 262?   262.   262. Are you there?  

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Candy Graham. I have a code 262.  

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Candy Graham. Stream is live.  

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Stream is live.  

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Open the door. It's a Candy Graham.  

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I didn't order any candy. Manny gram. Think we're looping now live. Stream is live. Stream is live. Stream is live. Sure. You know, nanny gram. I think we're looping now live. Stream is live. It's candy. It's a candy gram.  

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Like, that worked out pretty good.  

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I'm glad the stream is live, and we're on 262.  

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And can we're  

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There it is. Let's see, Put the line in.  

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Ale Michael? Ale, trucks and Oh, I gotta hit it. Billing.   What's up, brother?   We're gonna roll. We're gonna road trip.   It's gonna be the bearded it's gonna be the bearded caravan.  

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Traveling.   The coolest caravan.  

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Is gonna be taken up. I don't I don't know that about you.  

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So why you don't know about me? That you're a musician.  

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So that's why I'm interviewing you today so I can get to know you. So I'm a musician. Mhmm.  

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What the fuck that mean? Make magic or something? What is musician? I think that's I think you're confusing that. Yeah. I'm not no musician. I make music.   I make music.   That's not all I do. I make music. I act. I'm a TV star too, a young woman. Uh-huh. I'm just really quick. I think you're confusing. I'm not confusing nothing because you you don't know. You thought that all I was was a magician or whatever the fuck you said. See, that's what I think you think I said. I said musician, not magician. Think, baby. I don't think. What is that? That's ghetto. I don't think. Me. I know. People that. So you need to  

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I didn't say magician. Cynthia, I said musician.   And I think you are a musician.   I do the music. So you just really just really quick for the record. Could you say you don't think you're a musician? I'm not none of that. But then after that, you just said I do music. Yeah. I do music.   So in other words, you're a musician. No. I'm not. Okay.  

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One more time.   That's amazing. It is amazing.  

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I don't I didn't know that about you.  

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What what do you know? That you're a musician.   That's what I'm interviewing you today so I can get to know you. So I'm a musician. Mhmm. What does that mean? Make magic or something? Yeah. What is musician? I think that's I think you're confusing that. Yeah. I'm not no musician.   I make music.   I make  

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you see the aura around this?  

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Yeah. Oh, you just sense the aura. I music. That's not all I do. I make music. I act. I'm a TV star too, a young   woman. I'm just really, like, I think you're confusing. I'm not confusing nothing because you you don't know. You thought that all I was was a magician or whatever the fuck you said. See, that's what I think you think I said. I said musician, not magician. Think, baby. I don't think. What is that? That's ghetto. I don't think.   I know.  

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So you can think. I didn't say magician, Cynthia. I said musician.  

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Musician.  

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And I think you are a musician. No, baby. I do the music. Like a musician?  

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A meow.   Meow.  

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Are you just really just really quick for the record, could you say you don't think you're a musician? I'm not none of that. But then after that, you just said I do music. Yeah. I do music.  

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So in other words, you're a musician. No. I'm not. Okay. It's it's it's so limiting to call someone,   you know, a a label like that just to apply   a label to someone who   who is multi   pronged,   multifaceted   diamond, the aura   on this   energetic   being   is just   even   hard to describe right now. There there really are no words.   Maybe we just put it to music,   and then we feel the music,   but we're not limited by the music.  

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I'm not a magician.   Magician.   Not a magician, guys. Whatever you just said. I'm a TV star. Don't assume  

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the position.   Just dress for the the job you got.  

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King of Gondor.  

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What do they say though? Dress just for the job you want?  

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Dress for the job you want.  

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Not not the job you got.  

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That's right. That's why I dress like the king of Gondor.  

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So we're supposed to wear pants.  

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It's too hot. Yeah. It's just it's just amazing that somebody is that  

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stupid. Like Well  

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a shocking level   of stupid.  

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You know? No. That's ghetto. I I think it has to do with the the ear the earbuds. If you're not having earbuds in your ear, then you can't hear what's being said to you.   That that noise has to travel so far   across the room to reach your eardrums.   It's just difficult to hear people   unless they're right in your ears.  

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Like, I I would almost say she's retarded. Like, she's got a she is mentally handicapped.   I   you   if you gave her an IQ test or some such thing, I I've got to imagine that functionally, she is actually handicapped.  

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We can look into the ACT test later if you'd like.   Making changes to   that ACT test, and it's not quite the same as the SAT test,   college entrance exams.  

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Is it c the CAP test for Kappin?   So the That's Kappin.  

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That's so ghetto. I don't think   No cap? Thinking is for ghetto people.  

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No no cap. No graduation.  

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Hey, Ryan. Hey, Sarah g.  

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I think we're live to where we need to be. We can probably get into Let's start the magic. Some matin   magic?  

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Music?   Just rewind the tape. Turn What is this? What what is this? I I I don't I make music. I don't even know what you're talking   about.  

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What you're about to hear   is music.  

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Spider.   Spider.   Spider.   Spider.   Spider.  

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And now for our feature presentation.   262.   262.   Commend 262.   What's the title of 262?  

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262   m, authentic,   hashtag Auramaxing,   everlasting,   esoteric, esoteric,   and   Meowgicians.   Meowgicians.   Meowgicians.  

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Everything   every single thing   is racist.   But   there's a way   there's a way to or max.  

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Who? Or maxing? What's or maxing?  

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It's not new,   so let me feel that way.   Oramaxing.   Well, what is an aura?  

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Everybody says I have an old soul.   You  

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should get new Intersection between spiritual   manifestation, video game slash anime logic, and good old fashioned Riz. In these videos, you'll see people ironically talking about their aura or that of others, often relating the amount of points they have to a strong or weak effect. It's kind of like when you watch an anime and one of the characters says something about hiding their true mana only to reveal it at the last second for the bad guy and catch them off guard. The points aspect is where the video gamification comes in, as if real life people could have their auras weakened or deducted and quantifiably measured by the actions they take. Naturally, this layer harkens back to those boss versus crook mobile video game ads that blew up in meme culture in 2019 but have continued to slowly simmer away as the ads only proliferate, manifesting as the aura memes of 2024.  

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Are you still with me here?   Gonna talk of anime and   social situations and   video notifications.  

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Yes. I learned that from Benningham.  

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It is possible.   It is possible.  

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So what's the the crook?  

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Well, I think this is how you connect with single women is by oramaxing.  

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Oh,   yeah.  

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Makes sense. The guy that was gonna assault him or whatever he was gonna do or touch his pee pee hole or something.   That guy was a crook level 1.   And then he used his   his stinky vagina to to   chase the crook off   is what I got out of that.  

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Sure. I think,   or maxing may be old now and might be   not as fresh anymore since the guardian wrote an article about it.  

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He needs to douche.   Mhmm. And then people won't run away from that.  

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Just the crooks, the level one crooks.   Yeah.   So how do they measure their aura?  

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Well, let's rewind and go back to the beginning, reading from this article,   talking about  

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Do you feel uncharismatic and awkward in social situations?  

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There's a lot of   lot of meditation   and and breathing and   getting sunshine and staying healthy and getting the sleep.   It's like they have to market healthy living in some way to make it appealing to young people.  

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I feel like he's gonna sunbathe his gooch.  

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Name, aura maxing. Age,   the word aura comes from Latin and ancient Greek and originally meant a gentle breeze.   Oramaxing, it's new. It's like looks maxing only. Pardon me?   Well,   wait. What's looks maxing?   That's maximizing your physical attractiveness   by working out, say or mewing,   and it's like meowing.   Meowing is   pushing your tongue up in your mouth to improve your jaw and facial structure.  

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Listen. Fukiana don't want nothing to do with meowing and meow jaykins and shit. So here we learn that this is a TikTok show. I didn't know that was her name till rule put it in there, and I agree she is a terrible representation   of a human being in any way, shape, or form.   I wouldn't want her representing me.  

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So you can turn to TikTok to ask 18 year old content creators to share their aura   upgrades with you.   Something about not yapping or talking too much   to find your purpose,   And then scoring, this is the   the difficult thing to understand. Somehow other people score other people or rate them,   and you can lose points   probably for cringe,   but you can gain points   or something. But it's racist, and it's misogynistic,   and it's sexist, and it's a terrible thing. So probably don't credit system.   It's a yeah. I it seems that way.  

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It's there could be a way to bully or greet somebody. Have super aura, and if you're if you're anything that's not a cock douchebag,   then you get,   like, bad aura or something. I I don't know. Right. This is  

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points. By Betsy Reed so we can, you know, ask what her aura   her aura is on full display here.  

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Oh, jeez.   Poor lady. She basically has no aura. Mhmm.  

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Nope. Not not for writing for the Guardian.   Journalists, man.   Journalists.  

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Journalists.   That's not a horror. That stink lines.  

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Yellow journalism.  

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Why are you attacking the books?   Hey.   The books won't burn themselves. To you?  

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So I saw barking was a term,   no barking, and then no yapping.  

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No barking, no yapping.   Don't be annoying.  

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There was mewing too. Cool.  

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Is that Yeah. Those are dogs. Like cats, but not dogs. Barking milk. Right? Be a bit of a mystery. Yeah. Yep.  

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Certainly.   So there's some sort of   social credit score involved with   rating other people just to determine if they have   they have it or not, apparently.  

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Yeah. There there you gotta wonder what douchebag came up with this to try and prep kids for the social credit score system.   I've already been doing this. The douchier I am, the more points I get.  

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It's all part of the agenda.  

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Do we wanna see his YouTube?   Sure. He he says he's got a have to bring it up here.   So imagine you're on TikTok.   A journalist wants to talk with you,   and then you get all this attention.   I don't know if he answers the looks maxing questions.   This is Frankie. He's this is his first full length video to YouTube.   He got real popular on   TikTok,   and now he's here to show off his cologne collection.  

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No audio.  

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Right.   Because we're just determining   his aura at this point because he's doing a lot of yapping.  

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He is yapping a lot.   Could even be barking. He might be barking. Glad it's muted.  

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Here's the other thing that I'm reminded of. Airlines,   men have been accused of raw dogging law or long flights,   and that's misogynistic.   And airlines have been closed down. I I I seen that. Have you raw dogged a long flight lately?  

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I do not fly.   I was going to, though, I would most likely raw dog it.   That's pretty much.  

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You didn't bring a Game Boy with you?   No.   You didn't bring a crossword puzzle?  

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And when did when did just sitting there become   raw dogging? I thought raw dogging was   when you had sex without a   condom.  

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You got my You're so terrible to be without your phone. I think that's a high mile club thing. Period of time. You're on a plane and you're raw dogging.  

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Oh, yeah. The   the mile   hike club.  

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Yes.   Which leads us to our next topic.  

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And I and I don't know that that's, I I don't know that that's necessarily it has to be a masculine thing, but what I do think it is   is   and   with the amount of visitors I get out to our place,   you start noticing these things real quick. Most people, they can't be alone in their own thoughts for fucking more than, like, 2 minutes.   Like, you give them you give them 2 hours. They start losing their shit. They need to play music. They need to watch TV.   They need some noise going on. The the   the quiet inside their head, people can't handle that shit.  

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Yeah. It is shocking.   If you're not in there and then all of a sudden thrust into your own head   Yeah. Could be   traumatizing.  

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Yeah. And then these p so, you know, these people have no understanding of anything,   about themselves because they can't handle 2 minutes with themselves. You're like, wow.   You don't like yourself at all.   So to me, that's more of a   symptom of today's   society   than it is   being all, like, masculine.  

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So the best way to escape your sides   is to launch yourself into the stratosphere.   We've got some high altitude balloons to talk about.   It's a lot of money in this environment. Start up companies   building A $100,000,000  

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for a fucking balloon.  

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That thing must be huge.  

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So CNBC   talked to 3 different companies.   3 startups. 1 based out of France called Zafalto, a Florida based one called Space Perspective, and something out of Arizona called WorldView   with the aim of hoisting tourists to the stratosphere using pressurized capsules and massive gas filled balloons   to take them as high as they can go.   There's a lot of money in it. That would be fun. Tell you what.  

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You're pretty amazing.  

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It seems so retro,  

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you know, like 18 fifties.  

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So you were there to Luke  

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Picard.  

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Captain of enterprise?  

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No. The for the first one. The guy that did the highest   stratosphere balloon flight, the first.  

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I don't know if the red The Red Bull guy? No. It was a in a rocket.  

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The Red Bull guy.   Think he was in a rocket.  

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This is much more fuel efficient.  

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See seems seems dumb to me. I can't,   I can't imagine it being a good idea to   just be fucking   attached to a balloon that's going up into the   upper atmosphere.  

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Like I don't know how they land. Let's let's hear them in their own words.  

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Space of Neptune is going up to a 100000 feet,   approximately 20 miles above the Earth,   where you can see that curvature of the Earth. You'll be able to see roughly 450 miles in every direction.  

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In Europe, France based Safalto has raised around $21,700,000   since the company's founding in 2016.  

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We'll show the overview effect, the very fact to see the Earth from above, from the darkness of space, to see the curvature of the Earth in this blue halo, and it's something very moving.  

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Recent polls show that only 35% of Americans say they would be interested in traveling on a private spacecraft to orbit Earth. For the remaining 65% of people, there could be another option, traveling to the stratosphere.   To learn more about this emerging market, CNBC spoke to 3 companies   about their vision and progress towards making stratospheric balloon tourism a reality.  

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So there's an opportunity to invest money in space balloonary.   Rockets aren't fuel efficient.   Not everyone can be an astronaut.   The big spenders can ride balloons to space.  

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Just like August Picard, that's his name.   He was,   1962. Oh, he lived from 18/84   to 19 62.   The,   the Swiss physicist and inventor   and explorer known for his record breaking hydrogen balloon flights, which he studied the Earth's upper atmosphere and became the first person to enter the stratosphere.   He's also known for his invention   of the first   bath escape, a freediving self propelled   deep sea submersible.   It's like a   submarine,   and he did dives to the bottom of the ocean,   but yeah, he wanted the stratosphere first   in a pressurized   tank.  



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Pretty amazing. They'll show us a map, a diagram of   elevation   at some point.  

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Commercial space flight is becoming more and more common with companies including SpaceX, Blue Origin, and Virgin Galactic, all having flown paying customers into space over the last several years.   But unlike SpaceX Blue Origin and Virgin Galactic,   these stratospheric balloon companies will not take passengers all the way into space.   The start of which is generally accepted by the US government to be around 80 kilometers   or around 50 miles above the Earth's surface.   Instead, most of these balloons will reach heights of about 15 to 19 miles above the Earth's surface,   flying in an area known as the stratosphere.  

For reference, this is still nearly 3 times higher than the altitude at which most commercial flights travel.   We asked the companies about this detail. There There are people that argue that world views marketing as a space experience is sort of misleading. What do you say to those those people?  

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Well, our experience is around   viewing our earth and experiencing the darkness of space.  

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It's, let's rate his aura right now before we get on here.   This guy from Worldview.   He's a clean-cut looking guy. Got some black rimmed glasses.  

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4.   4?   4? Like, 4 a 4 a 4? What's the scale that you measure auras on? On?  

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Well, I think you can deduct points at any time.  

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From 35,000   feet, the horizon, which is about 230 knot is the horizon is about 230 nautical miles away.   So 230 nautical miles is the radius of a small circle of the Earth's surface that you can see. To see the actual curvature, which is vastly greater than this circle, you would have to be able to see the entire Earth.   Actual Earth disc circumference is about 2 21,600   nautical miles.   The Earth's surface disc visible from   350,   nautical   let's see. Is about   1446   nautical miles.   To claim that you can see the curvature of the earth from low altitude, like a 100000 feet or so, is like putting your eye a couple of 1,000th of an inch   from a large beach ball and believing that you can see its curvature.  

The math is about the same.   What looks curved is that the horizon   is about   230 nautical miles away   at your 12 o'clock, which is about 230,   but is also about 230 nautical miles away at your 11.   And your 1 and your 10   and your 2 and your 9 and your 3 and so on. If you can see all the way around as in the basket of a balloon,   the effect sort of goes away and you get and you again get to see   or you again get the sense that you were just hanging above a big possibly curved   surface.   The line of the horizon curves all the way around you. So hanging above a circle, it will look curved.   Again, to see the true curvature, you'd have to be able to see the entire near side of the earth.  

So   their little story about they're going up to see the curvature,   they're absolutely not.  

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Well, there's gonna be some points deducted for for that. That's not cool. We can't tell people   that you'll get up to 15 miles.   They say maximum of them 19. So if they get you just about 15, that's probably   into the stratosphere,   And then you might see   the bottoms of a you know, just above some airplanes. They got a to the airliner there,   but they're just above.   It's because they go about 7 miles.   So you're gonna go twice as high as   commercial airliner   in one of these balloons?  

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That world views marketing as an a space experience is sort of misleading. What do you say to those those people?  

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Well,   our experiences around   viewing our earth and experiencing the darkness of space. At a 100,000 feet, people are going to be able to see the termination line where night is turning into day or,   day is turning into night and see that moving   across the surface of the Earth. They're gonna be able to see, weather forming and moving. You know, they're gonna see an organic Earth. They're gonna see a living Earth. You know, and that's what's most important to us.  

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There is no universal definition of space. We are regulated as a spaceship. We go over 98,000 feet. We are a spaceship.   Outside the capsule, it's essentially a vacuum.   We're above   99%   of Earth's atmosphere, which is why the sky is so deep black.  

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For now, these experiences are hypothetical.  

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They're hypothetical experiences. That's nonsense. It's not a vacuum.   And even mainstream science   says at this point says space in and of itself is not a vacuum,   that it's just a much lower atmosphere than   Earth,   which still absolutely   doesn't track for   vapor.   When a vapor is not in a container, it will equalize.   So it doesn't really matter that they're saying that there is   some atmospheric   pressure at this point and that it's not a vacuum like the old,   Hollywood   depictions where, you know, you just   because you're in a vacuum.   But,   absolutely   not what she's saying in any way, shape, or form. Like, that's just absolute nonsense.  

Like,   these people   are just full of shit. It's it's even according to the mainstream, that's amazing.   That's amazing.  

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That's one perspective.  

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For now, these experiences are hypothetical.   All the stratospheric balloon companies we spoke to are still developing and testing their systems.   Only Zafalto has performed any crude tests so far, though not at the company's target altitude of about 15 miles above the Earth's surface. The first flight with  

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the the first prototype   took place in 2018.   Now it's the 5th generation   and,   we'll fly at 25 kilometers   before the summer. We have  

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25 kilometers?  

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Is that what he said? I was sitting here trying to work that out. I'm like, what the fuck was did he just say?  

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And,   we'll fly at 25 kilometers  

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before the summer. We have a   25 kilometers before the summer.   He was saying elementals. So in in the spring of 2024, they flew   their balloon.   Okay.  

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Approximately   10   uncrewed test flights to do,   before we start flying,   with people.  

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Space So they haven't put people or living things in these balloons yet,   but they've done test flights.   Alright?  

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This perspective in WorldView would not give CNBC an exact date for when they plan speaking commercial flights, but Zafalto said the company is aiming for 2025.   When they do get off the ground, Worldview, Space Perspective, and Zafalto all say their experiences will last several hours.   Prices per ticket vary ranging from  

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This is where it hits your pocketbook.   50,000,   125,000,   or 184,000   for a 6 hour   trip.  

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From   $50,000 per seat with WorldView   to around $184,000   per seat with Zafalto.   By comparison, the trips offered by Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin are much shorter and much more expensive.   Virgin Galactic, for example, sells tickets to its 90 minute long flight for $450,000  

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per seat. Are these both the companies that that already did the little stage flights? Isn't blue,  

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whatever. What's his nuts? And then The the Bozo brothers of, Amazon, the Bezos,   they have the Blue Origin.   They flew with Wally Funk up in the space. The youngest man   and the oldest woman,   who they are in their little pod.   This is a galactic. Galactic has  

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something else that they're playing around with. What was the second word, though? Isn't that the same word that that blonde dude that fucking paid for that one? Isn't that his? Richard de Branson?   Yeah.  

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Virgin Galactic?  

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Yeah.  

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It's a different thing.   Blue Origin is   a separate thing from Virgin Galactic.   These are the   companies that have previously   offered   some sort of  

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flight for anyone who can afford it. In comparison, the trips offered by Virgin Galactic and Blue Origin are much shorter and much more expensive.   Virgin Galactic, for example, sells tickets to its 90 minute long flight for   $450,000 per   seat. SpaceX does offer trips that are several days long, but getting a single seat as a tourist on the company's crew Dragon capsule   Compared to rocket powered space tourism, the physical sensation that passengers will experience on a stratospheric balloon ride is much more comparable to being on an airplane.   Passengers will not experience weightlessness.  



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This is not a thrill ride. The capsule is designed as in what we call a shirtsleeve environment where you don't have to wear any specialty equipment. We don't need any physical requirements to board the balloon. If you can board a standard plane, you can board the balloon. For our customers, this is all about the incredible experience of seeing Earth in space, and we'd be able to give them that experience  

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without the high g's that come with rocket flight, without having to do any of that training.  

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No training required.   Just have to have a good credit check  

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and pay the bill. A lot of money. Have lots of cash.  

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That's good. And, of course,   they don't wanna show you the actual view because they don't wanna spoil it for you.   So you wanna see the view with your own eyes?   I don't think it looks anything like this perspective that they're showing.  

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No.   No. The balloon does not seem to account in any way for the 1,000 a 100 for the 1,000 miles spin on the axis.   It's gonna get real hard for them to land. I don't know how they're gonna do it. You know? Maybe they got,   you know, because she just said they're gonna be up there in a vacuum. So the supposed story of the earth's atmosphere pulling itself along. Well, once you get into the vacuum, that shouldn't happen anymore. So  

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yeah. You'd just be going up.   It's from it's from your eye. Your eye is not   flat.   Our eyes are round.   The lenses of our eyes are round. So Yeah. I mean, anything flat is gonna look round   or curved.  

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Well, unless you're far enough away from it, and this simply doesn't get far enough away   in order to actually   get the perspective they're claiming.   Right? Because you only are able that according to that,   you're only able to see, like, 400 nautical miles.   Of course, it naturally is gonna curve because you naturally are gonna get a horizon   that   is the limit of your vision.  

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Yeah.   Yeah.   It's like your eyeball right up against the beach ball. Around.  

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Yeah. Worldview plans to launch from 7 locations that the company calls wonders of  

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the world. 7 wonders of the world, Grand Canyon USA,   Amazon rainforest Brazil, the Aurora borealis   Norway,   pyramids in Egypt, Serengeti in Kenya, Great Wall of China,   Mongolia, and the Great Barrier Reef of Australia.  

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Wouldn't you think that the, where the aurora borealis, that would be somewhat dangerous? Like, would you really wanna be at 15 miles up in a balloon in an elect what's basically an electrical storm? Plasma.   Yeah. Like, in a giant plasma storm? That doesn't seem to make sense.  

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It would be weird. It'd be cool.  

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It's a bird's eye view.   So it looks like,   they've got a ocean liner here, and they're gonna   take you out to the middle of the sea and launch you up. To launch and recover it I guess they'll make the catch it. Starting with missions off the coast of Florida.  

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Zafalto plans to begin operations from a spaceport in France.  

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I don't remember that from that balloon boy incident.   The balloon is probably safe and effective. Yeah. You're probably right.  

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Space perspective, meanwhile, will use a ship to launch and recover its balloons from the ocean, starting with missions off the coast of Florida. Zafalto plans to begin operations from a spaceport in France.  

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So you're gonna go up and then you just drop it in the ocean?  

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I was wondering why the bottom was pointed like that, but that would make sense. It probably got   ballast on it so that it floats   straight up and down.   Right. It's shaped like an upside down teardrop   kind of.   Would that make sense?  

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Because I mean, I couldn't imagine even without Earth's spin,   you're that many miles up there. You're gonna have to come through quite a bit of environment on the way back. It's gonna be awful hard to land where you   look like a used condom. Okay. That's brilliant.  

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This is this is SpaceX.   Indeed. Yes.  

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We work with NASA and NOAA, and we have, commercial customers as well. Oil and gas customers who are wanting to understand   the methane,   leaks in their infrastructure or wildfire monitoring or defense and security customers using our technology to better understand   troop movements on the ground. All the companies CNBC's  

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Wait a second.   They went from being a tourist space   exploration thing   to saying that they wanna sell it to businesses so they can monitor forest fires,   methane gases, and   surveillance.  

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Oil and gas customers who are wanting   to understand   the methane,   leaks in their infrastructure or wildfire monitoring or defense and security customers using our technology to better understand   troop movements on the ground.  

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All the companies CNBC spoke to said they're manufacturing their own stratospheric balloons.  

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The balloons we use are called zero pressure balloons. So that means that the atmospheric   on the inside of the balloon is identical to the atmospheric pressure on the outside of the balloon. If you see a a helium balloon or even any kind of balloon pop, it's because the pressure on the inside is higher than the outside.   So, you know, even a 6 foot hole in the balloon,   it would be a very, very minimal impact on the flight as a whole.  

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For those who can't see the logo,   the logo is a w and a v.   So you imagine,   like, a unicursal hexagram.   B w. B w. Along the flight. Will do.  

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WorldView has chosen to use helium as the lift gas in its balloons, while Space Perspective and Zafalto are using hydrogen.  

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Hydrogen is a combustible gas and Hydrogen. You know, no matter what steps you take, to try and contain hydrogen, it's still a combustible gas.  

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Hydrogen is a combustible gas.  

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Basically free compared to helium.  

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Is this just back to the whole Zeppelin thing?   Because   that's literally what was going on. Not all Zeppelins used hydrogen,   but the the,   Hindenburg   did use   or was it  

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Hindenburg.  

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Yeah. Hindenburg did use   hydrogen   as   their gas.   And like he said, hydrogen is very explosive.   So that's it's interesting. We're right back to the,   same zeppelin   type   thing, only now space zeppelins.  

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That WorldView logo is very reminiscent   of   what does it remind you of? Come square and compass perhaps, your crystal hexagram as above so below   So we're   talking   flying. Talking to Forrest. To bring me the horizon band logo.  

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Yeah.   Very masonic.  

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Combustible gas.  

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Back in December 2017,   a hydrogen balloon exploded into flames during a test at WorldView's headquarters in Arizona.   In a statement, a company spokesperson told CNBC that the test was done to try to determine if hydrogen could be used as a potential lift gas,   But that WorldView has used helium in all prior and subsequent missions   because of its non flammable and non explosive properties as the safest and most stable lift gas available.  

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Helium is the safest, most stable lift gas available.  

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I think this goes back to them trying to   stamp out all hydrogen   research and hydrogen as   a as a resource,   because they're trying to make   it look dangerous, like, way more dangerous than it is. I mean, you could use it safely.   Everybody   invents a car that runs on   water.   They end up getting themselves killed.   You know?   Random shootings and stuff.   Yeah. I think   it definitely is explosive, but   it's a great way to   to to fly.   You can get it pretty much anywhere.   You could have a balloon that could stay up for for a long time and,   just go down to the water and refill.  



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Man,   can you imagine that fucking balloon bursts and fucking,   that thing comes rocketing down to earth   like a giant bug bug?   That's gonna leave a hell of a crater.  

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It would be a big a nice show   that caught on fire. Kapoof.  

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Just come screaming in with fire like shit out of the movies.   Make like an Arizona meteor creator.  

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We need more Arizona meteor craters.  

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More explosions.  

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That thing's gigantic.   And the the well, what's left of the the biggest piece of the meteor that's not that big.   I mean, it's it's all iron. So, I mean, it's   probably 100 of pounds, probably, like, a £1,000 or more, but   not that   big.  

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And space perspective disagree, pointing to some of hydrogen's advantages over helium   and saying it has a proven track record of safety.  

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Hydrogen is cheaper and you you can really get it green, whereas   Helium, it's a side product of the petrol industry.   So, we have decided to use hydrogen. It is an extremely  

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safe   gas. It has actually been flown since the 1700s   in balloons.   Hydrogen is used in all kinds of things now, from cars to ships to airplanes.   It is a much better lift gas than helium.   It also is   renewable.  

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Generating hydrogen from Orkney's clean energy,   it seems like they're setting up   a clean energy grid with hydrogen.  

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Yeah. Hydrogen's,   that is the wave of the future. All these other things are garbage, but the hydrogen   because when you combust hydrogen,   it's super interesting because you don't it doesn't actually deplete itself,   but it just turns it just can when it combusts,   it   attaches with oxygen and there's a byproduct of water, which is 2 hydrogens and an oxygen. So even though it can busted, it didn't really go anywhere. It's weird as shit.  

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Let's see what happens when they bring science into it.  

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With hospitals because they use it in MRIs and and things like that, which, we just don't wanna do. We looked at, the global supply of heat. They said they didn't wanna compete  

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with   hospitals using it for MRIs.  

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Well, and they say, NASA   in is the biggest   purchaser of helium globally.  

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Yeah. Which,  

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we just don't wanna do. We looked at, the global supply of helium and we looked at how much helium we would be consuming. And the reality is is we'd be consuming less than a third of a percent of the helium supply globally. And we decided that since it's safer,   it's it's what makes the most sense for our solution.  

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The helium hydrogen debate is one that's been long distance   and started with a number of infamous airship accidents during the infancy of the technology.   Dirigibles.  

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Well, I I helium's not as rare as what they make it out to be.   What the biggest problem with helium is is is containing it.   Right? Helium will go like helium's one of the few things that if you get it cold enough,   it it actually becomes,   oh, what the fuck's the name of that state?   It's, like a super liquid, and it'll actually go through glass   and things like that. So trying to actually hold and contain helium,   not easy.   Like, you think about that Kevlar,   those,   helium balloons that last for a couple days, you know, like a week with the cat that have the Kevlar.   Another use for that Kevlar is that's such a tight and reflective   surface   that   when they talk about   sizzling screen   from back in the old indoor grow days where cops would come by and use infrared lights to try and find grows.  

Those things would actually keep   the heat signature   from your grow from coming through. And they   yeah. That's what that was was,   or not Kevlar,   shit. What's the name of this what's the name of it? Mylar.   Mylar. Yeah.   They use that Mylar   to   hold in the   heat signatures   in indoor grows.   So   for that to hold on only be able to hold on to helium for a very short time,   helium is is   almost,   impossible to gather,   hold, isolate.   That's where the real big problem comes in. It's a byproduct   of,   nuclear,   decay.  

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But Poynter argues airships and stratospheric balloons are not the same.   In an email to CNBC, she said, Airships in general are not suited for hydrogen because hydrogen can mix with entrapped air. With its skin painted in flammable material,   the Hindenburg was specifically not designed for hydrogen. It has no bearing on the overall safety of balloons.   The nature of a balloon keeps air from mixing with hydrogen, so it's very   safe.  

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So this balloon is going up   and then it's going down   or is it dirigible?   It's going forwards.   It's going somewhere. You're traveling  

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across the plane. It's got motors on it.   Right. Helmet.   Rudders to steer.   You can't steer a balloon.  

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Can you regulate a balloon?  

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You can regulate   hot air balloons by letting out air.   You know, they open them up, and they they lose altitude. But   I think this balloon probably I don't know. They probably have a thing where they can, but if it's the same pressure as the regular air, it's not really gonna change even if there is a hole.  

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It's super interesting because earlier today, I was watching   not happening. The parachute?   Not happening.  

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The parachute?  

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Yeah. He tried to parachute. He was gonna try and parachute jump out of a   hot air balloon, and the guy that was running it was like, no. Let's not regulate that.   What people do as they please. I mean, I think anything that that gets up above   certain height   automatically   is   regulated.   Federal government?   Yeah.   Yeah.  

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At least over United United States.  

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Like, you like, the   you know, not too long ago,   you know, what was it last year   that the federal government was shooting down fucking weather private weather balloons and shit.   You know?  

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Yeah. You own your property. If you own property, you own the ground.   You own the houses that you build on it, but you don't own the air over your property.  

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Yeah. You may not even actually own anything under the surface level of the ground depending on what your mineral rights and your water rights are on your property.   There's certain properties that   you might not own the trees on the property. You might not own shit.   It's kind of amazing. That's actually one of the reasons I didn't move to Oregon   is because any water that actually   is   substantial enough to create a stream that leaves your property, the state automatically owns. And I was like, no.  

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Oh, wow.   Happening.   Fuck you, Oregon.  

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Yeah. That's what I said. That's why I stayed in Cali. Like, you you know, the the whole water rights thing, that's a big deal.  

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I got out of there in 2009,   Oregon.  

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I think I just caught this woman, mewing between interviews.   I don't know if that's   underbite thing, or she's pressing her tongue to the top of her   mouth to maximize her jawline to give that I think she just ate  

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a warhead.  

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Very new industry at the time.  

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Melebrano says that under current regulation,   commercial companies in the United States do have to abide by a few rules to get a FAA license to fly their vehicles, which includes requirements for flight crew training and qualifications.  

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Right now, these include showing that you have life support. You need to show that your vehicle   is going to operate the way that you intended to operate, and that's done through a demonstration of an actual operational test flight. The company is required to fully inform a space flight participant   of potential risks,   and that participant   is required to give this informed consent.  

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Informed   consent.   Got it.   So sign the consent form,   give them your money,   and wait.  

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In the absence of safety standards for commercial spaceflight participants,  

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the companies that CNBC spoke to said they have put their own safety nets in place. We're not waiting for standards. We're using existing standards. I mean, we're looking at the design standards and the certification standards for vertical launch and recovery aircraft, so things like helicopters.   You know, all of those provide,   you know, the type of standards,  

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that ensure the safety of, of our customers. Hartman says WorldView's capsule will also be equipped with a redundant life support system.   All three companies say their systems have emergency parachutes that will bring the capsules to the ground in the case of balloon failure.   Though this, they say, is an unlikely scenario.  

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There's not a single in flight incident in the last 20 years,   with these with these particular kind of balloons, technically called a zero pressure balloon. So the technology itself is very well understood and super safe.  

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On the other side of the Atlantic, Zapfalto says it's developing its technology in partnership with the French National Center For Space Studies,   which has been using stratospheric balloons for decades.   Once the company passes all required tests, its system will be certified by the European Union Aviation Safety Agency,   the same agency that certifies commercial airliners.  

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When you consider it compared to rocket or a plane, the balloon is really more simple.   That's a way also to be safer because you will have really less systems that can fail.  

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So there are so many systems in commercial airliners that could fail.   And instead   of going to destinations   using them for travel,   we can ride in safe balloons,   go up   and go down.   That's safer.  

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I bet you they don't TSA   scan   you when you're getting on.  

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You could bring your weed in your pocket. Yeah. It's gonna be real hard. Supposedly, the TSA, though, the whole thing started from 911,   and it's gonna be real hard to crash that thing into a building   accurately.   Hey.   Be it'd be impressive if you could.  

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You'd have to drop it. Well, you need a passport   to travel?  

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You're not going anywhere. So no. Yeah. They're going beyond beyond the ice wall.  

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That'd be cool.  

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We'll get into talks of what's been happening at the airport, I think, for the Friday morning.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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Maybe we could jump to that video right now. It's all unraveling.   Pause this one here for a moment and see what happened on Friday morning.  

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The earth stood still. A glitch brought Microsoft Computers   crashing across planet Earth, triggering blue screens of death even in Times Square. The software company says this was not a cyber attack, but due to employee negligence, we caught up with the man thought to be responsible for the outage.  

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So the problem we're facing now is the lack of wire.  

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Can you hear him clearly?  

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Yes. Yeah.  

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So the problem we're facing now is a lack of wire.  

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Because when I I was trying to fix it. I could almost fix it in fact. I fixed it even, but the problem is the wire. So   so you see this wire now?   It's not long enough. So this was the only wire that I had in my car. So I was trying to fix it. If not, how long after that fixed it, then everything would have come back online.  

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So the wire is not long enough. He could fix the computer problems if he had a wire long enough to connect the systems.  

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Okay. Just to never have wire. Seem like that's long enough.  

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Just when you have the enough,   and it's raining now. You see all this rain. Enough   instruments to to do the work. But I'm not even an an elect an an engineer for them. I usually do   cleaning.   But when I was cleaning by mistake, I think one of my prune touched something.   So I know because I've been doing this for a very long time. I said I will just fix it. So that's what I did. So I want to get the wire. But before I left, I put this inside to hold it.   But I think that it might it might have caused more damage.  

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So his broom handle   was stuck in a door, maybe to a server room or some equipment room,   and the wire wasn't long enough.   And he's just, he's just a janitor,   but because he caused the problem, he's determined to   fix it.  

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Well, you gotta fix it. Of them.  

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Yes.  

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So that's what we're facing now. It's just a lack of,   resources to do the work.  

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FlightAware map shows how crowded Friday skies emptied as 100 of flights were grounded. Despite all the disruption, the employee sees a silver lining in the outage.  

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The the airlines are not flying.   Which one?   Spirit. Well,   I think I think God wants in mysterious ways.   You know? Because this spirit anything that can make spirit is not a fly. It's a food thing. Here at LAX, the lines have been out of control for hours. With computers and kiosks down, gate agents have been unable to tell travelers when they'll finally be able to leave. But I don't I have to go because they're pushing for coming back to the office because apparently, I'm not supposed to be fixing,   3 mechanical work for.   But I have to go.  

But but I think they will fix it. But I because if they just follow the thing I was doing, they can fix it by themselves.   It's just a wire. If I had a if I had a long wire, I would have finished servicing. It's just that I didn't have the wire. So I didn't want to ask anybody either.   But that's all that's it.   But I don't know if I'm going to be working there again because they told me to come back to the office.  

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And wants to see him?  

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No. I don't. I didn't talk to anybody. What happened?   Hospital and airline and banks. Which bank?  

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I'll definitely be back. I'll find it. He doesn't have a bank.   So in a wireless world,   we need to have longer wires to connect everybody.  

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That's fucking hilarious.   Yeah. They're saying it was,   some faulty program.   I was supposed to be   doing a whole thing for an interview with Crow, and   they had to bail on that because of that,   because Crow was worried about it.   They're like,   where are you? Blah blah blah about a blue screen blah blah blah blue screen of death. I'm like,   and and I'm yeah. I get, like, 12 messages from Rose, and I'm like, I I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about. Like,   what this means?  

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Whatever.   Corporate computers   that were controlled by something like an antivirus   software   installed on these   terminals   for business   users.   So in the IT infrastructure   of the computer systems,   they have the software installed   that acts something like an antivirus.   Make sure that   only allowed commands are entered and ran and things like that.   They pushed an update   Friday morning,   which was maybe not tested or something, but it caused all of these corporate computers running Windows   to not boot properly.  

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So we're just 95?  

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Well, no. Windows 95 was still running. It was just the most current   recommended version of Windows. I think that was affected. So maybe 1011.   Windows 3.1 was not affected. 95, 98.   Millennium, s e, XP.  

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Windows 95 crashed a lot. Probably fine.  

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Well, they weren't crashing due to this,   updates to the it's a CrowdStrike software.  

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I don't know. I heard that CrowdStrike word used a lot.  

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Sure. It's a terrible name   for a security company, CrowdStrike.  

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Sounds like an attack. It was not a Cyber Polygon attack. Type of thing with the retarded black lady?  

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The magician.  

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Yeah. She's not a she's not a magician,   whatever that is. She's not into it. That's amazing. That lady no more.   Like,   she is some kind of retarded, like,   I   I   would not be at all surprised to find out that she is functionally illiterate.  

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We do have brain scans for that.  

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It's such a beautiful smooth brain.  

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When we learned about MRIs.  

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It's only 8:10 on the West Coast.  

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10:10 PM CST.   This is 262.  

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262.   Somebody was asking Corinne was asking how's daylight here because both Jim and I both got daylight still, and it's because it's only 8:10 here.  

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8:10.   What elevation are you broadcasting from? Are you guys in the stratosphere?  

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I'm about 1400 feet.  

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Yeah. I've been in the stratosphere   most afternoon.  

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So how high would you say you are?  

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Not high enough.   Although I was feeling pretty nice and high earlier when I got that   Brian's transmission in. Like,   in the last so many days, I've got my transmission in   and tested, runs good, got the diesel generator back up and running,   got that repaired, got Brian's transmission in.   I I'm feeling good.  

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Nice.  

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Yeah. I would like to award you some   order maxing points. Yeah.   It's definitely   increasing,   certainly.  

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Yeah. If you get 3 orbs, you get one more aura.   Then I'll have then I'll have an extra chakra. It'll be in my butthole.  

[01:11:49] Unknown:

And the Johns Hopkins guys will take pictures of your brain.   Literally, your brain on drugs.   That's  

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drugs. This is your brain.   This is your brain on boomers.  

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There's no broken eggs,   no frying pans,   the brain scans   of participants on magic mushrooms   to a functional MRI   scanner.   The kaleidoscope world of colors that recorded is essentially a heat map of brain changes with the red, orange, and yellow hues   reflecting a significant departure from normal activity patterns.   The blues and greens reflect normal brain activity that occurs in the so called functional networks,   the neural communication pathways that connect different regions of the brain.   These scans published Wednesday,   July 2024,   and then journal Nature,   for a rare glimpse into the wild neural storm associated with mind altering drugs.  

Researchers say they could provide a potential road map for understanding how psychedelic compounds like psilocybin, LSD,   and MDMA can lead to lasting relief from depression,   anxiety, and other mental health disorders.   Psilocybin   in contrast to any other drug we've tested has this massive effect on the whole brain that was pretty unexpected.   It was shocking when we saw Now that's interesting.  

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Affect size.   Did they have dimethyltriptyline   in there?  

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Well, here's what the study did. It tested a single dose of psilocybin   or a placebo in the form   of methylphenidate,   which is a generic version of amphetamine ritalin.  

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I've been saying this stuff. From the 7 healthy adults,  

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each underwent a total of 18 brain scans taken before, during, and after their initial dosing.   They had 4   participants returning 6 months lighters for additional psilocybin sessions. They get some more   MRI scans.  

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Man, that's a stingy dealer. 6 months?   Jeez.   Yep.   And getting hooked on the mushrooms, and then you're not gonna give me anymore for 6 months? You're kinda cunts.  

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So they discovered that much of the disruption occurred in the parts of the brain involved in introspective   thinking,   daydreaming,   and remembering.   Those areas help individuals to find their sense of self.  

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Well, that's very interesting given the way we started talking about earlier   people having a real tough time being inside their own head.  

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I wonder what the dosages were that they were using.  

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Were they aero dosing?  

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I would imagine they were low,   minimal doses.   It works it works amazing at the small amounts   for all kinds of self improvement  

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stuff. I like microdosing quite a bit.   Yeah.   It makes me less grumpy.  

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It's definitely helped me with,   transitions in life, like,   who I quit drinking after when I was drinking for a long time, like every day,   microdosing mushrooms for a couple of weeks   totally reset my brain.   It's awesome.   It was like small amounts, so, like, I didn't hallucinate when I would take it, just a little tiny bit of a body change, and, I was also taking lion's mane mushrooms,   and   were pretty, pretty amazing. Then I had sort of an introspective trip at the end.   I took took 2 doses and   it just hit me super hard.   I had a terrifying look inside myself   for about 3 hours,   and then I didn't have to take it again.  



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You said, god, I don't like me.  

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Well, it's all that stuff about yourself that you're,   you know, that you don't see   Yeah. Because of,   it's painful sometimes seeing things about yourself that you don't that are there and you don't like. A 100%.   It's,   like, some people go through their whole lives not seeing those things about themselves, and   it's a it's a way to act a fool.  

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I think most people at this point have no introspection,   and I think that just again goes hand in hand with that,   you know, our talk earlier where they can't even   handle not having   some sort of sensory input.   You know, just the idea that people are the sensory deprivation tanks. People are having to resort to those kind of things   when, you know, it used to be you could just go out in the fucking woods or the forest or something and just have some time by yourself and shut the fuck up.  

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25 milligrams.   Is that a good size dose of psilocybin?  

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25 milligrams?   No.   No. When we said when I said microdose,   I didn't mean that.   Holy shit.   Who fucking takes 25 milligrams?   Like, that's crazy.  

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It's very low.  

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That's very low. I think we got a disclaimer here too   somewhere.  

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Okay.   Like, I'm not talking about, you know, your 7 gram epic,   you know, trip.   But   freaking   25 milligrams,   a quarter of a gram,   Are you kidding me right now?  

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So they measured the that psilocybin   dose disrupted the functional connectivity   in the cortex and subcortex   acutely causing more than 3 fold greater change than the ritalin?  

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It's sort of a big dose on on the Ritalin. Forty milligrams, it's probably twice as much as they would give somebody   in one dose normally.   And that's like the the maximum legal daily dose.  

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It's a dose of reality.  

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Dose of reality. Yeah.   I don't think there'd be any there'd be much,  

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Are you trying to summon,   Brian Stavely?  

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With the dose of reality?   Just a dose of reality?   Dose of reality?  

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A dose of reality?  

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I would consider a microdose   about   1 gram   would be what I would consider a microdose.  

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Well, now we have pictures It's pretty high for a lot of people for microdose.  

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Psilocybin.  

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It's definitely a good amount.   You'd be feeling pretty good, pretty mellow,   not tripping out.  

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Yeah.   But not grumpy.  

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Not grumpy.   Very happy.  

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You're like, it's not you know, you're not at the get off my lawn. You're more like,   hey, man.   Be nice to the lawn. Isn't it beautiful?  

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Yeah. And you find a perfect rock that was just made for you to sit on,   like, just waiting for you. You never know why you didn't see it before,   but it's the best rock in the whole world.   I love that rock.  

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Does that rock play Freebird when you ask for it?  

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Yeah.   I cook stuff in the kitchen   that I can smell.  

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That's the psychedelic   experience   of   Hulk Hogan on television.  

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But not burnt toast.  

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Man,   back when Hulk Hogan was making movies, I've never seen any television with him. But back when he was making movies, even as a little kid who enjoyed cheesy ass wrestling,   I was like, wow. This guy is the worst actor ever. Like, his movies were horrible.   At least Rowdy Roddy Piper could act.   Now it wasn't great. You know? It was cheesy, but Oh, he's the best.   That's classic.  

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Rest in peace, Rowdy.  

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So Dwayne Johnson was in those   witch mountain movies for Disney, but they never told me which mountain.  

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I don't know.  

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That's unfortunate.   Which one? Which mountain?  

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That's what I'm asking.   They're they're escaping to which mountain, but they don't tell you.   So you gotta watch the entire movie.  

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Everybody's   asking all the time. Even the people that are telling you, they still don't know.  

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Yeah. I just skipped the movie then. It's not a problem for me.  

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Can't get over how smooth those brains are   in their little animation.   Smooth brain sound bitches. There was, like, no wrinkles.  

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That's why they needed mushrooms.  

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Spatial desynchronization   of cortical activity during the psilocybin.   Psilocybin,   LSD.  

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I've always felt like,   especially on a microdose,   it alters reality just ever so slightly. I mean, you're still here physically,   but, like,   things that were very important, things that have, like, a sharp edge to them, that sharp edge is gone. It's like it's not connected to you anymore so much.   And,   you're able to look at it without being directly in it. And so   you're able to   function in a different way. Like   like, one of the reasons that being a grandparent is so nice   is because   you are not directly responsible   for the   behaviors   and things like that of that child.  

So as a grandparent, you can you're free to just   want them to be happy. You know, just just have a good time.   And the parent has to be the one that has to have that sharp edge and care about their behaviors and things like that.   And   it's like it's like it does the same thing. It takes away that sharp edge where you're still part of it. You're still there, but it's like it's it's not   weighing on  

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you. That's awesome.   Totally makes sense.  

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Yeah. It's what microdosing makes me feel like anyways. Like, something that was super important and   I couldn't hardly think around because I'm so focused on it. Now it's like   okay.  

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I wonder if they did the same   the same experiment with   a group of people that were in deprivation chambers,   then scan the brain to see how that what the activity was doing. I bet it was also off the chart.  

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Yeah.  

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This publicly published paper doesn't get into any exotic or fun scientific exploration. It's pretty standard,   real vanilla type stuff,   giving them the drug,   asking if if they can match something, you know, auditory and visual   matching to see if they're coherent,   and then recording their their brain through the MRA.   Pretty boring stuff. Not a huge dose of it. Very small sample size with just a few adults and only 4 returning.   I think they just wanted to get out so they could publish some photos.  

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They just wanted to to have the   the university purchase them some mushrooms.   It's a good excuse. Or we're doing it too. We're doing experiments. We need mushrooms.   They get a big mushroom budget,   take most of them themselves and make up the results. It looks like they're giving them to other people, but in fact, it's just   them. Yeah.   Those scientists.  

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Like, what do you mean what do you mean 7 people at a quarter of a gram? Each person only equals   1.75   grams, and you gave us half a pound.   I need more.  

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I need more.   So it was was damaged in the testing.   Yeah. And throw it away.  

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The hell you even talking about?   Your math is bad.  

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I did test it against chance   to see if it was more or less than what they expected,   and they did some modeling, some math.   Pretty boring stuff.  

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There's some equations at least.  

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Right. They gather some data.   Persistent data   sets.   I don't know if it proved anything we didn't already know,   and they cited a lot of references.  

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Well, now they know it, and it's been verified.   It's really the only reason they do it so they can cite it.  

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And they gave us this real nice GIF here. Yeah. It's a meme and bold GIF of your brain   on psilocybin,   which is not an actual brain. It's a computer generated image   of the shape of a brain with the heat map of   what regions were affected, and it turns out   that psilocybin   affects basically your entire brain. All of your neural pathways are   affected in some way.  

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Is that an actual spider brain?  

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There's no doubt that mushrooms have both a heady   and a body   trip to it.   Usually, the body trips what I feel first. You gotta take quite a bit though before you really start tripping.   I've gotta get I've gotta get above an 8 to try   and get any kind of visual display or anything like that.  

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When do you start seeing auras?  

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I have never seen an aura.   I'm not saying that it's not a thing. I've I've done the acrylic and photography   where they can see it with the machines. So I'm not saying that's not a thing.   I don't know that, you know, if if you were able to change it like that in front of that curling photography, you should be able to actively change your aura, and I don't think that's happening.  

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You know, some women can see an extra color.   It's like a genetic thing, like, back, you know, a few 100 years ago, supposedly   humans couldn't see the color blue.   And so   the ocean looked, was described as red in, literature,   and the sky was a, you know, a different color, but not, never blue.   And then   the when they chase when they chase back the,   genetics,   the allele genetics,   if they found that there was like a a woman somewhere up the family tree that could see this color blue   and only her offspring, like there's a lot of men that can't see it. You know, color blind men can't see a lot of colors.   But,   I think there could be people that could see auras.  

Maybe it's a frequency of color   that some people could see,   and maybe some very rarely people do   have the ability to see an aura.   I've got some of those aura goggles,   me and Rachel.   They're like these blue   dia diazine,   dia cyan.   They're these blue goggles, and you you wear them for a while, and then you practice looking at your hand and you can kind of see   like   a film or like a   texture around the outside of your hand and then Like webbing?   It's sort of   I don't know. It it's  

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Is that when you do the stranger?  

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We gotta sit on it first.   Oh, yeah. It   does look pretty strange.   So it could be one of those hands, you know,   when you're, it's a shocking situation.  

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Could I visit from the Tingler?  

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The Tingler. Yeah.  

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But, yeah, you can you can gory. You're starving.   It's not fasting, just   go get some food somewhere. That's not not having food isn't fasting.  

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Starving. Why don't we call it slowing?  

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That's a good that's a good point. That's a good question.   Why don't we call it If you're abstaining from  

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caloric intake,   that slows you down.   Upgrade that language to call it slowing,   intentionally   slowing.  

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You'd be slowing your metabolism   because when you eat, it speeds up your metabolism.  

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18 year olds on TikTok.   I've heard you're doing their looks maxing   into their aura maxing,   giving other  

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gentlemen points for They've been watching too much Dragon Ball z.  

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Yes.  

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And also their cocks.  

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Yes. That's what they say.   It's in the video.  

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Oh, the the the video they even talk about   Dragon Ball z.  

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Yes. Indeed.  

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Yeah. My son liked that show. He's, like, fucking pushing 30. That's an old ass cartoon.  

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The idea that some people have an invisible field that affects those around them taps into many other ideas present in digital culture.   For example, the idea of having extra confidence that people can see or thinking you're the main character or trying to communicate being an alpha or sigma male. This fixation on how one is perceived is ultimately the subject of the aura clips as many show either themselves having a strong aura in crafted sketches or   being weak. All in all, it's just become slang to describe whether or not someone is cool or in another word, has presence.   As it turns out, it's pretty easy to track where it all began. You probably remember those weak versus strong aura memes from 2020 onwards, which certainly helped set the foundations of the popularity of this newer iteration.  



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Do we remember this meme from 2020?  

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No.   What does that mean? People who put the serial first, people who put I don't understand.  

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Do you put the bowl first, or do you put the cereal first?   What the fuck are you talking about? You gotta put the bowl, right? I think it's about moral fiber, really.   Strong aura, strong moral fiber. Like,  

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how would you have cereal without a bowl? Like, you can the fuck are you gonna I don't even understand this question. Out of the box?  

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Is is there a box involved? Strong auras. Think out of the box.  

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Then throughout 2023,   the idea of an aura being applied to certain athletes bounced around the Internet, turning it into a meme in mostly sports related spaces.   And then in 2024, it evolved again to the point we see it today, whereby auras have become measured and quantified by social interactions.   On that note, it's reminiscent of the Riz phenomenon as videos relating to a person's aura could replace their captions with bro got negative riz instead of negative aura.   As such, it's easy to understand why the aura memes have continued to blow up into the 20 twenties as they have a So did you catch that about the Riz?  

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Riz is aura?   This is groundbreaking.  

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Or it evolved again to the point we see it today, whereby auras have become measured and quantified by social interactions.   On that note, it's reminiscent of the Riz phenomenon as videos relating to a person's aura could replace their captions with bro got negative Riz instead of negative aura. As such, it's easy to understand why the aura memes have continued to blow up into the 20 twenties as they have a strong history over the past few years.   After all, the idea of having an aura is inherently a goofy one, which is often referenced in the memes that poke fun at it, as despite some people being genuinely obsessed with how their presence is perceived by others, it is ultimately a social construct that meme creators can That's Dragon Ball z.  

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That guy's  

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a. He's very ballsy.   That knife trick.  

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Yeah. His name slipped quite fun at it. As despite some people being genuinely obsessed with how their presence is perceived by others, it is ultimately a social construct that meme creators can have fun with. What meme would you guys like me to give a lesson in next?  

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What's kind of the creative stuff?   How those nineties cartoons   really hung on. That   and the Pokemon,   you know, the Pokemon's still huge. My,   grandson plays Pokemon at school and collects them still and all that. And then, Yu Gi Oh, and there's still Yu Gi Oh turns. It's real weird that those, nineties cartoons   really hung on so much.  

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Very influential.   All the anime talk,   the constant   persistent online culture   of message boards   and meme videos and people growing up with this stuff,   and then they're taking it not too seriously,   but really using the language to describe   things with their own vernacular.  

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Gordy has the Beatles playing in his brain. That explains a lot.  

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Oh, the white album.   Great album.  

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Jim knows the name of a Beatles album. That also explains a lot too. The best Beatles album.   The white album. Not like when you find, like, a kernel of corn and a piece of poop, like, that's the best piece of it?  

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Well, it depends on if it's yellow corn or red corn.   Both good corns.   Both good poops.  

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Not a fan of corn.  

[01:35:41] Unknown:

But you like The Beatles. Right?  

[01:35:43] Unknown:

No. Not even a little bit.   I have no idea why people like them.  

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I'm not super big in them into them anymore, but I like the Beatles.   No grand nostalgia.  

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Korn with a k?  

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A little corn.  

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A little corn. A little seafood.  

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My brother was real into them when we were younger, and the first time I heard it, I was like,   that is just really dark. Like, it didn't seem like   it wasn't you know? And I and I liked,   you know, metal and whatnot, but that just had, like, a dark edge to it. Like,   almost almost like a heavy metal crossed with,   who are this? Typo negative. Like, typo negative and a heavy metal band fucked, and that's what happened to make Korn.  

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I bet that was a noisy   experience.  

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Like the baby metal?  

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The metal,   intercourse   and birth.  

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And what we're going nuclear salt and typo negative?  

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The online discourse   z short for   Charisma.   So the riz   of Charisma is not the same riz. I would have assumed that's what it was. Well, they're denying it, but I think I think there's reason to believe that it did come from charisma,   the riz of charisma.   Riz being defined as a person's ability to seduce   a potential love interest. It's like charming and   winning the  

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game.   So how's that not charisma? Like, how is it it's, like,   charm and charisma   are fairly   synonymous.  

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What what did they say it was?   Riz originally?  

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Riz.   Z z. Well, they're   they're trying to deny that it wasn't from Charisma. It's just I don't know. I think the guy pulled it out of his aura.   He made he made it up for nothing. So to to claim   that it was only   taken from the word charisma, which already existed,   that's not magical.   So there's there's no,   there's no reason to believe that Riz came from Charisma. That's just too convenient.  

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Yeah. Except for when the descriptors on it or or half the descriptors are Charisma.   Right. It   fucking sense. Right. I think what it is is that same thing as that chick boy. I'm not a I'm not a a mukjeshin.  

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Whatever. I'm not into that. Like, the guy probably didn't even fucking know it's Christmas. Like, no. That's not what it is. It it may be true that she doesn't write her own music. She just performs it. So then she's a performer. So she's not   a magician. A musician.  

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Meowser.   Meowser. Meowser.  

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Did she have Riz, or did she lose aura points for not playing it cool in that interview?  

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Well, I have a little more of them. She eats.  

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If Riz is something she eats, that lady needs to stop eating.   She's   heading out   freaking heifer.  

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Riz is quantifiable,   but I don't think it's consumable.  

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It it obvious it absolutely   is not quantifiable.   Like, you cannot quantify   something that   like that. Like, this is fucking dumb to say the word quantifiable   in that   little video. I was just like, when it happened, I was just like, are you fucking serious?   You can't quantify   something like this.   You can you can put little numbers on it   and and pretend, you know, make little determination. All you're doing is saying whether you like something or not. That's not it's   like rating a girl on a 1 to 10 basis or something.   Like, there's not any reality to it. Like, we   will all pick entirely different numbers if we're asked the same question on that. It's not like there's a quantity of 5 beans and we're like, well, yeah, there's 5. And anybody that doesn't say there's 5 is retarded.  

Like,   you know, like,   your coolness   is not cannot be quantified.   Just dumb.  

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Sure. And that's why these guys are   ranking in some way. They're ordering from most to least or least to most   athletes in terms of their aura   to say that this athlete is   the maximized   aura. It has the most aura of any athlete.   Something to the effect of, like, the goat the greatest of all time. So they'll argue that   one   athlete is the greatest of all time, has the most   maxed aura.  

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They place it on top. Even in that, you can at least somewhat   quantify it. Like, if you're a professional athlete, you got some kind of statistics of achievement   that can be quantified. And you can then say,   I think   so and so quarterback Peyton Manning is the best quarterback because, look, he threw the most yards. He threw the least interceptions. He threw the most touchdown. Whatever the fuck you're trying to say, there is a quantity you're using to do that. There is no quantity of cool.   There's definitely not a 10 we can all agree on. No.   No. The attractiveness of women is   vastly different. I mean, you know, there's obviously the,   symmetry of the face and people that are more symmetrical are typically considered   more attractive.  

But then at some point in time, that even falls off because then, like, you remember back in the day with the Cindy Crawford with the beauty mark   where that actually destroyed was counter to the symmetry.   And that's what created the attractiveness   was the break in the symmetry.   You know? So I mean,   that's it's definitely Jess Galbo was hot. But Well, there's more than just taking a good photograph.  

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I  

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think there's more Well, I mean like, gravitas. I mean, is that what you're saying? Because here here's the Magnetism.   1 to 10, wasn't it attractiveness.   On attractiveness. So wouldn't that be a photograph   without counting in their personality? Because honestly, most girls that are a 10   photographically   are usually somewhere around a 3 personality. You end up with, like, a 4 at best.   Yeah. Because obviously, the personality just kills every  

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That's what these young men recognize. They recognize that there's more   to a person's overall   rating. I guess, some idea to get into sexual marketplace value in some way. So that recognizing it's more than  

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it's more than just genetics. It's more than just wearing clothes. Behaving right, though. It said not being toxically masculine, not being all these other things. Well, all those things were,   boundaries for men behavior. I didn't see any boundaries for women behavior behavior in there.  

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Because there are no girls on the Internet.  

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Too much riz for women.  

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And you lose or or a points for trying to control a woman.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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It's unreal. Getting all this information from your new best friend.   You've been having private talks with  

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shrugging my shoulders,   playing koi.   Yeah. I don't know.   I don't know.   You you think my new best friend is an AI   named Claude or Clyde?  

[01:44:53] Unknown:

That'd be a fun AI friend's name.   Claude.   Yeah. Howl.  

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Are you joining, Meg Tao?  

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It's Meg Tao movement   that one can join.  

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Mark, is it is it now stand for Marcus going his own way?  

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You know, if I could get   that   online,   which Wikipedia,   Wiktionary, or any of these   encyclopedias   and dictionaries   to put my name and face   on that page to declare me the guy   who came up with the concept,   and I could get reporters to report on me   and put my Twitter account,   now x account or Instagram account, or even just my web page,   and that would be a great boom.  

[01:45:52] Unknown:

And you could always check yourself. Way it's gonna make it hard to auction you off at Flattoberfest.  

[01:45:57] Unknown:

Oh, that's true. There are questions of the legality of such a thing.  

[01:46:02] Unknown:

Of auctioning you?  

[01:46:04] Unknown:

It wouldn't be for sex.   Wouldn't be a sex auction.   Yeah. I don't think that would be illegal if it wasn't a sex auction.   I mean, unless both parties wanted wanted such   events, it would be outside of the scope of the auction, I'm sure.  

[01:46:23] Unknown:

Well When does it turn into prostitution?  

[01:46:26] Unknown:

Are we I'm just I'm just focusing on the aura maxing at this point   so that my aura will be more optimal for   Flattoberfest   before October.  

[01:46:38] Unknown:

There will be no trying to receive Alan   Marcus affections   for free.   You understand?   Make me get out the pimp hand.   Hell no. It's not for charity.   I'm not a charity case. Charity is. She ain't getting a cut, though. She ain't getting a cut.  

[01:47:18] Unknown:

Charity.  

[01:47:19] Unknown:

Yeah. This is good. This is going for the, Ricola Fund. That's where that's where Marcus's   cut goes is into the Ricola Fund.   It's true.   He he likes flavors.  

[01:47:31] Unknown:

You gotta have flavors.  

[01:47:34] Unknown:

Send them to the PO box. I'm a family man. That's why I get the family size. Ricola   packages.   Yep. Berry Medley,   lemon mint, sugar free,   honey  

[01:47:48] Unknown:

herb. I love it. Those are options.   Any sort of mode, any weather.   There's a Ricola for that.  

[01:47:57] Unknown:

Correct. And also preparation for yodeling.   I think Ricola has   some sort of event for   vocal acrobatics that I could participate in,   but I need to. Andrews.  

[01:48:11] Unknown:

I   think, you know   Right. Yep. Yeah. It wasn't really Yodel ish, but, you know, it was kind of the same type of outfit, the same background. You know?  

[01:48:26] Unknown:

The Swiss miss.  

[01:48:29] Unknown:

Do you think Auguste Piccard could yodel?   This is the the guy, the inventor that went up to the stratosphere   first. His name's August Picard.  

[01:48:40] Unknown:

He's got a yodeler under that. Just go over Niagara Falls with that.  

[01:48:44] Unknown:

There's a yodeler under that lab jacket.  

[01:48:48] Unknown:

There's definitely gotta be a yodeler   in front of his pressurized   stratosphere vessel.  

[01:48:56] Unknown:

He he might have later holes in underneath underneath there.  

[01:49:02] Unknown:

He's got   he's got grass helmets.   They they were all ready to go and take off on their maiden flight and the, this is in France. I didn't know he was a Wicken. The safety inspector came and said, you're grounded. You can't go anywhere. There are no helmets. You don't have helmets. You can't go.   And they were trying to stop the whole experiment.   And so him and his partner there, they just, dumped their lunches out of their lunch baskets   and stuck them on their head, and they said, we've got helmets.   And then the, Sapiens beggars said, okay, go ahead.  

[01:49:39] Unknown:

That is definitely some Wiccan magic.  

[01:49:46] Unknown:

There he is. I don't think he's wearing his helmet. Light on top of it. Look at the little satellite. It's got a satellite.   The satellite.  

[01:49:56] Unknown:

You see what I'm talking about right there? Yeah. Right there. They collect rainwater in that.  

[01:50:03] Unknown:

You could.  

[01:50:05] Unknown:

That's not a urinal.   I think you put the urinal on the outside of the balloon.  

[01:50:12] Unknown:

You gotta climb outside to to pee,   and then that's what the, urinal's for.  

[01:50:17] Unknown:

Well, the urinal's in the balloon, but you gotta put the port out of the balloon.  

[01:50:23] Unknown:

Yeah. You it's for ventilation.  

[01:50:28] Unknown:

Keeps it nice in there. Unless you're half the truth truth community, and then that is then your refreshment.   So, you know, you don't have to actually bring water with you. You just keep drinking your own piss, and it's you know,   works out, I guess.   It's like you're a camel.   Only your bladder is the camel hump.   You get tasty yellow water.  

[01:51:00] Unknown:

Do those guys have snakes in their baskets?   Oh, shit. They're definitely charming gentlemen.  

[01:51:07] Unknown:

Alright. Charming gentlemen.  

[01:51:09] Unknown:

Just trying to measure their riz.  

[01:51:13] Unknown:

Can you see their auras?   Can we measure their is?  

[01:51:20] Unknown:

Even in this black and white photograph,   the multifaceted   holographic   toroidal aura   surrounds them strongly.   It's surprising they could stand so close together.  

[01:51:34] Unknown:

Yeah.   They couldn't quite touch because then there might be an explosion.   Mhmm. Blowing up the hydrogen in the balloon.  

[01:51:43] Unknown:

They're as close as they can be without   causing the ladies to question.  

[01:51:51] Unknown:

They don't need lunches.   Not with Riz like that.  

[01:52:04] Unknown:

Everlasting.   The recall? Is everlasting.  

[01:52:10] Unknown:

Everlasting Riz.   He has risen.  

[01:52:28] Unknown:

Just sipping my   kombucha. It might be my last ever kombucha.  

[01:52:33] Unknown:

What? Your last ever?  

[01:52:35] Unknown:

I just think there's too much cane sugar in it.   It's too sweet.  

[01:52:42] Unknown:

Have you tried one of those, the ones with the   the kefir in them?  

[01:52:49] Unknown:

Mhmm.  

[01:52:50] Unknown:

Those are pretty good.   I like kombucha better myself.  

[01:52:55] Unknown:

So this is the health aid kombucha, and they're they're showing advertisements for it.   And on the   advertisements, a lot of the comments are talking about how it's just too sweet. There's too much sugar in it.   I I tend to agree.  

[01:53:11] Unknown:

What's that? The kombucha?  

[01:53:13] Unknown:

Kombucha.   Pink lady. That's what I   I'll drink it once and then refill it with water afterwards.  

[01:53:25] Unknown:

We use our old milk jugs.  

[01:53:28] Unknown:

It's a good water bottle.  

[01:53:30] Unknown:

Milk jugs and mason jars.   Or classy.  

[01:53:38] Unknown:

Mason jars are the best.  

[01:53:42] Unknown:

So Rizzi probiotic tea.  

[01:53:46] Unknown:

Oh. Brew brew drives. Your aura your aura is orifying now?  

[01:53:53] Unknown:

It could just be the candida   of the of the sugar,   but I'm not sure.  

[01:53:59] Unknown:

Are you ready to throw a Kamehameha wave?   Son my son likes the show, and I remember just about everything.   It's ridiculous.  

[01:54:20] Unknown:

Dragon ball z?  

[01:54:22] Unknown:

Yep.  

[01:54:25] Unknown:

I don't think I'm gonna watch the full Dragon Ball z. Yeah.  

[01:54:30] Unknown:

It was not the worst cartoon   that my at the time,   my son liked   Dragon Ball z, and my daughter liked,   Powerpuff Girls, and those 2 weren't the worst.   Like, that was   just after the Barney era.   And my oldest daughter liked Barney, and I hated Barney. Oh, man. Barney's the worst.   Yeah. I totally was way better with Powerpuff Girls than Barney.  

[01:55:13] Unknown:

Yeah. It's an alright cartoon.   Ew. If you're gonna watch cartoons,   your kids are gonna watch cartoons.  

[01:55:22] Unknown:

Well, you're gonna have to be dealing with that soon, Jim. You'll know the Oh, shit. Latest cartoons.  

[01:55:30] Unknown:

Real life is pretty much a cartoon at this point.   Did you hear the story about a   drug smuggling tunnel in Tijuana   that is so long, authorities don't have enough oxygen to reach the other end?  

[01:55:44] Unknown:

What?  

[01:55:46] Unknown:

It didn't clarify in the headline whether or not they just they're walking the path. See what's on it? Making it.   They have oxygen tanks.   They take breaks.   They face themselves.  

[01:55:59] Unknown:

Maybe they had tanks dropped off every few feet.   That doesn't make sense, does it?  

[01:56:05] Unknown:

They couldn't find the exit point. It was such a long tunnel.  

[01:56:10] Unknown:

You just gave up.   They didn't wanna find it.  

[01:56:15] Unknown:

They shotted the flashlight down, and they're like,   no. There's there's graboids down there.  

[01:56:21] Unknown:

No way.   No way I'm going down there.  

[01:56:25] Unknown:

No way I'm going down there with the graboids.   That's what they thought.   Aura is a song recorded by American   singer lady Gaga   Giga. Her 3rd studio album, Artpop 23rd she been around that fucking   long.   She co wrote and co produced the track with Zed   and the psychedelic   trans duo infected   mushroom.   That's a bad mushroom. You don't want the infected ones.   That dude lady thing, whatever that person is is   not right.   Lady Gaga.   Giga.  

[01:57:20] Unknown:

Lady Giga.  

[01:57:23] Unknown:

Dude, when I was in prison,   all these dudes will walk around singing that poker face song.   Jeez. I'm like,   they're weird.   But Jake like,   it's it's super weird that   when you take girls out of the equation   and you break it down to   a micro of a micro verse of just men, a bunch of the men will start acting acting like women and sitting and watching, like, Kardashians and shit like that. You're like, what the fuck are you dudes doing?   Get the fuck out of here.  

[01:57:59] Unknown:

I guess there's no women in prison, so   somebody has to fill that role   watching the Kardashians.  

[01:58:09] Unknown:

Yeah.   And they're the ones that sit around and gossip and do all that weird shit like that.   And they don't go work at the they don't go work out in the the housing or welding or anything like that.   Super interesting.   I don't know. They sit around and give each other hand jobs and gossip about shit or something. I don't fucking know. It's like mouse utopia.   Yeah.   So interesting how,   how much that parallels the society we're watching.  

[01:58:49] Unknown:

Oh, yeah.   Just falling apart.   It's a big experiment.   It's   all   it's also out in the open   and everybody's watching it, in disbelief.   They're like the the this is totally bullshit, but   nobody does anything. Nobody stops it. Everybody's like, oh, it totally was fake. I was talking to   some normie people   that I work with, and they were like, oh, that whole shooting thing, like, that was totally fake.   These are like   people that don't believe in conspiracies.   And I'm just like, wow.   Like, the whole world knows   that it's all bullshit.   And Right. Just letting it slide.  

Just letting it slide.   Doesn't matter.  

[01:59:44] Unknown:

No. We gotta be less comfortable before it matters. That's when,   that's when it'll matter.   And we're getting we're getting less comfortable, but nowhere near,   like, we're we're still epically comfortable   for   historic historically for humans.   We are epically comfortable. We are more comfortable than   basically any king   before the 1900   was.  

[02:00:14] Unknown:

Oh, yeah.   With our black mirrors   taking us everywhere in the world we wanna go.  

[02:00:23] Unknown:

Oh, and our tent   tire. And our cushion seats everywhere,   and   we can eat any kind of food we want. We can have any kind of entertainment we want.   Like,   we don't have to grow our own food.   Like,   it's it's amazing.  

[02:00:43] Unknown:

Games are amazing.   I mean, you have to make your own entertainment back in the day.   Whittle yourself a chessboard.  

[02:00:52] Unknown:

Yeah.   Had to find yourself a stick, and then you had to, like, imagine that that stick was something besides just a stick.   Yeah.  

[02:01:05] Unknown:

It's my done. My sword. Magic wand.   Yeah. Magic wand. Yeah.  

[02:01:12] Unknown:

Like, now these kids, they don't have to do any of that. They've got they've got a game that's   preloaded up to   do all the thinking for them. They're just gonna push some buttons.  

[02:01:25] Unknown:

Yeah. I bet kids can't pretend anymore.   They probably don't have make believe lives.  

[02:01:33] Unknown:

My, iPads.   Yeah. Yeah.   My my my my sons before they   left home,   they had another little kid when we moved here. Another little kid came over.   And all that little kid wanted to do was   say lines out of TV shows, and then he would want the other kid to also say some other line out of the TV show. So they were just recreating   scenes from a TV show.   And that's what he thought was fun was to, like and, like, that was, like, what they do and   Imitation.   Yeah.   Yeah. I'm like,  

[02:02:15] Unknown:

we're it's not just kids that do that. Adults do that too, and that's what the whole Ready Player 1 story was about, people living in kind of the near future,   reflecting   on past media, and then memorizing movie lines   and becoming the character in the movie they liked   by reciting the lines   and receiving sort of a point system as to how accurate they were able to recite the line with the same intonation as their favorite actor, probably Matthew Broderick or someone from a 19 eighties   teen sex comedy.   So that sense of nostalgia   was   so overwhelming that there wasn't a whole lot of creation of new stuff,   but they held in high reverence   in regard,   you know, Spielberg movies.  



[02:03:06] Unknown:

Matthew Broderick was such a weird example of a teen sex idol.  

[02:03:12] Unknown:

Ferris Bueller.  

[02:03:13] Unknown:

I don't even know what to say about that one. When he was in War Games.  

[02:03:17] Unknown:

He's a pretty clever guy.  

[02:03:20] Unknown:

Project x. X idol, though. Fuck. He's  

[02:03:25] Unknown:

Are you trying to say you found Matthew Broderick sexy?   Is that what this whole episode's about?  

[02:03:37] Unknown:

No? I don't know. I mean, I guess There are a lot of sex icons in the eighties.   You have to compare Matthew Broderick to   other white male actors from that period.  

[02:03:51] Unknown:

Patrick Stewart?  

[02:03:52] Unknown:

Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart. Patrick Stewart.  

[02:03:57] Unknown:

I don't know what his version of sexy is.   He he pulled out Matthew Broderick. I don't even know where it was going.  

[02:04:07] Unknown:

In Ready Player 1, Matthew Broder was highly regarded   as a very important figure   in film,   especially in war games.   So much so that they wanted to recreate it, and they would go into virtual reality   simulations   in which the whole   set and setting of the   simulation was the movie.   And they'd walk through the virtual world as if they were in the movie.   So they would play   the game as if it was just like a karaoke track, and they would just recite the lines. And they play the role of Matthew Broderick,   and the virtual reality simulated   characters in the movie would react to them by saying their lines. And because the guy already knew what the line was gonna be, it wasn't   it wasn't out of their control. There was no unpredictability.  

There's no spontaneity.   It was comforting. It was predictable.   It was memorable. It was a routine, and they could fall into that.  

[02:05:10] Unknown:

Man, I was watching some homesteading show.   It's called, like, 1923,   and it's got Pierce Brosnan in it. He is a weird old pervy guy in that, like, really weird looking.   He did not age well.   Who is the guy who played in all those eighties movies? Like, the one where he went around and was   a pizza guy, but he was actually a male prostitute.  

[02:05:37] Unknown:

No one then?  

[02:05:43] Unknown:

It's like Emilio Estevez,   Matthew Broderick.  

[02:05:46] Unknown:

Emilio.   No. This was about about chick Dolph Lundgren.   This was like the chick romantic comedy.   Stallone.   What what the hell? What   I don't even understand where you're getting your genres from here.   No. He had black hair,  

[02:06:08] Unknown:

skincare guy, like Saturday Night Live guy?   No. Is it comedy?  

[02:06:13] Unknown:

A romantic comedy.  

[02:06:15] Unknown:

Oh,   Julia Roberts.  

[02:06:20] Unknown:

Eric Roberts, the brother.   He's in all the movies.   Val Kilmer?  

[02:06:32] Unknown:

Val Kilmer.  

[02:06:34] Unknown:

Val Kilmer.   Corey Haim.   Gary Busey. Gary Busey.  

[02:06:42] Unknown:

What?   Get what the fuck?   Whoever thought Gary Busey was sexy?  

[02:06:53] Unknown:

We're not ever necessarily talking about sex appeal. We're talking about actors who have maxed their aura.  

[02:06:59] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. Bruce Willis maxed his aura   for sure.   Die hard.  

[02:07:04] Unknown:

Gary Busey is a commanding   presence.  

[02:07:07] Unknown:

He was in all the eighties romantic comedies as Patrick Dempsey.  

[02:07:12] Unknown:

Patrick Dempsey. Yeah. Okay.  

[02:07:15] Unknown:

Yes. That is.   What was that Pierce Brosnan movie or show you watched? 1923?  

[02:07:33] Unknown:

I think it's called 1923,   and it has,   Pierce Brosnan's like this,   creepy asshole rich dude that, like,   pays   any in the show, he, like, pay it's really weird. He pays hookers to, like I don't know if he even has sex with him or he just pays him to beat each other up.   Like, makes hookers beat on each other. It's a really weird shitting thing. Super  

[02:08:02] Unknown:

Does he have a mustache?   What's that? Does he got a mustache in the show? Yeah. Yeah.  

[02:08:10] Unknown:

Yeah. No. He looks super creepy in it. Super creepy.   You're like, wow. He did he does a really good job playing a creepy dude too.   The other one that I saw that was in our that was a big romantic comedy guy that all the girls liked,   who that early was that the 2 the nineties and the 2000? What the hell is that Hugh Grant?   He is in that,   movie called the gentleman,   and he plays this creepy old gay guy.   And he does such a good job with it. You'd never know it was him hooker fight club. That is great.   That is great. That that's that's that's like bump fights type part 2. Like, the next guy that decides to go do the bump back when the Internet was the wild wild   west. Christian Bale was kinda creepy when he was younger, though.  



[02:09:07] Unknown:

It's still creepy.  

[02:09:09] Unknown:

Yeah.   I I I just want the air aura of Gary Busey's 2 front teeth.   Like, the like, even his son has that exact same thing.   Like, just those things, like,  

[02:09:34] Unknown:

Very goosey.  

[02:09:36] Unknown:

You're supposed to share a dream gal wish list to assist with the bachelor   auction, which this has been requested before, Marcus.   This has been requested before. What what what   you would like out of   potential   bidders?   What kind of bidders would you prefer   our auctioning   on you? Like,   potentially,   what kind of My understanding  

[02:10:03] Unknown:

as far as how auctions work,   the the the preferred bidders are those with an open line of credit.  

[02:10:11] Unknown:

With an open line? Well, we don't have credit. It's cash only Okay. Or gold   or Ricolas.  

[02:10:21] Unknown:

Mhmm.  

[02:10:23] Unknown:

But it would have to be Ricolas and cash or gold, not just Ricolas. That's only a percentage is the  

[02:10:30] Unknown:

your name is not Charity, and you recognize that my name is not Charity.   Yeah. I've established that. Okay. So it's an auction.   Yeah.   To the highest bidder.  

[02:10:41] Unknown:

Yep. But but   if you had a choice   of what type of I I assume we're asking about  

[02:10:52] Unknown:

I don't think that I have a I don't think I have a choice. I just show up and then the auction hypothetical  

[02:10:58] Unknown:

situation,   Marcus.  

[02:11:01] Unknown:

Well, then Hypothetically,  

[02:11:03] Unknown:

if you were able to choose   who   the   type of person   I assume we're talking about personality,   maybe some looks.   Mhmm. What would you if that person won, would you be like,   whoo.   And then   what would you like to do?   What do you like that person to do?   I mean, do you want them to have you,   like,   you know, thresh some wheat   or  

[02:11:35] Unknown:

go Threshing's good. Boobies  

[02:11:37] Unknown:

or clean out their hair out of their drains.  

[02:11:41] Unknown:

You know, I I mentioned I I mentioned earlier the possibility of visiting the Billy Graham Museum.   There's a great creation   museum with a life-sized Noah's Ark replica.  

[02:11:53] Unknown:

Oh. You want and try to  

[02:11:55] Unknown:

the the no Noah's Ark with the dinosaurs.  

[02:11:58] Unknown:

Well, you know.  

[02:12:00] Unknown:

I want a picture   of Marcus riding one of the dinosaurs if this happens.   Yeah. Yeah. Threshing on the first date seems a little forward.  

[02:12:11] Unknown:

Pretty forward. Threshing festivals before.  

[02:12:14] Unknown:

Yeah. But you don't go with just anybody to the threshing festival.   You know? That's true.  

[02:12:22] Unknown:

Usually, it goes with my dad and uncles.  

[02:12:26] Unknown:

They sound You don't consider that a date. Right?  

[02:12:34] Unknown:

No. No. No. No.  

[02:12:38] Unknown:

I've also been to threshing festivals.   I mean, maybe like a cake walk,   you know, like, you've been a threshing festival. That's too far.  

[02:12:53] Unknown:

Cakewalks are good.  

[02:12:55] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:12:56] Unknown:

Cakes are good.   When I was  

[02:12:59] Unknown:

like I have a story about beef banditry.  

[02:13:03] Unknown:

Beef banditry?   That's called cattle rustling. Cattle  

[02:13:11] Unknown:

rustling. Rustling them jimmies.  

[02:13:13] Unknown:

Yeah. When I was, like,   12,   I had started dating this girl named Molly Tullis.   And my dad, he'd only buy me, 2 pairs of pants   for the whole school year.   And so I had to have one for chores for the week, and then I'd wash that one on, like, Friday.   And then,   that one would be clean for the next week. And then the other ones that I was wear the other pair I was wearing all week in school   get rotated into the chore pants.   And, but then there was a cakewalk,   and I was going to the cakewalk with Molly Tullis. So I obviously didn't wanna wear jeans I'd been wearing for a whole week to school, nor did I wanna wear my shitty chore jeans.   So I I washed them, and then I thought and then I put them on the fireplace.  

And then I thought I could take a shower   and come back out, and they would be nice and dry.   And I came back out, and they were black, and there was only half of a jean there.   And then I was down to 1 pair of jeans for the rest of the year. It was not good.  

[02:14:18] Unknown:

No. That sucks.  

[02:14:20] Unknown:

I do I do appreciate   dry humor.  

[02:14:24] Unknown:

Yeah. I did win a nice cake at the cakewalk.   It was delicious.  

[02:14:30] Unknown:

Nice.   Did you wear the black jeans or the chore jeans?  

[02:14:35] Unknown:

It was the only jeans I had at that point. Actually, I'd washed the chore jeans, obviously, and was trying to dry them. So it's just the ones that I was wearing for the,   week and That's not too bad. School. No. It wasn't too bad.   Yeah. If I had just been had the chore ones, that would have been   dire. I wouldn't I would have just skipped it then because, I mean,   my chore jeans, like,   roofed   roofed a a week a whole week and nothing but chores and covered and shit. You ain't trying to wear those anywhere.  

[02:15:08] Unknown:

So we'll be expecting clean laundry for a flat overcast?  

[02:15:12] Unknown:

I'm not I'm not yeah. Yeah. I'm I you know what? My very the first Flattoberfest, I even bought them brand new spider shoes. Mhmm. And I wore shoot even my shoes had never had shit on them that I know of.   Yeah. I'm not gonna, Google beef bandits.   No.   No. That I you know what? We were, on a on one of our show meetings, and I   I can't remember what it was, but it seemed fairly benign, and I Googled it. And Yeah. Holy smoking Joe. Yeah. I remember that. Things out to try and not get porn sometimes.   Oh, man. Like, the other day when I was talking about them little tiny kittens being a pocket kitty.   And I'm I was thinking of, like, a pocket t shirt and a little kitty sitting in there doing this, and then I was like, you mean a pocket pussy? I'm like, oh my god.  

Gotta think out these things sometimes.  

[02:16:07] Unknown:

We're doing a lot of thinking on Tuesdays   during the deliberating dog face dudes   streams, shows. I'm not sure what it is yet.  

[02:16:16] Unknown:

I don't know if any of the Marcus and I   Marcus and I have,   started a new adventure   since Jim decided to start a new adventure without us.   Making  

[02:16:29] Unknown:

bids and stuff.  

[02:16:31] Unknown:

He didn't invite us.   My bed's only so big, you guys. That is that is a valid point. That is a valid point. And I and I you know, like, and my pit bulls come everywhere. They take up a lot of bedroom. Yeah. And you and you lost your, fancy jeans.  

[02:16:47] Unknown:

Yeah. So no chore jeans.  

[02:16:50] Unknown:

Yeah. I can't have those.  

[02:16:52] Unknown:

They stink. They stink.  

[02:16:54] Unknown:

But, yeah, Marcus and I and,   John Roland   from, the Natural Freedom League   I've started   a podcast   type debate situation,   which, hopefully, Jim will have some free time. He can join us at some points, but,  

[02:17:13] Unknown:

Absolutely.  

[02:17:15] Unknown:

We,   just didn't wanna pressure him or get beat up by Rachel because she would come beat Marcus and I up if we took up more of Jim's time.   She already sends regular regular threatening.  

[02:17:29] Unknown:

She's not the boss of me, you guys.  

[02:17:36] Unknown:

But,   yeah. So we had our first episode. It was on, we put it on my my,   channel and on John's channel,   because of,   restrictions on live streaming   until we get enough subs. So everybody, please go sub to deliberating   dog face dudes.  

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Doing it now.  

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Yeah. Thank you, guys. Delivering  

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dog faced dudes. I think we need at least 50.   Looks like we're at 38 now. 40 now.   Alright.   Nice. Thank you, Jim. Alright.  

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Yeah. And I I really enjoyed Tuesday. I thought it went well. I I I'm I'm looking forward to the debates   and have getting that because,   honestly,   you know, it's easy enough to have   have a thought, you know, and have this worldview.   And and if you have never   stepped out of it to poke holes in it   and   or even just poke little ones, it's easy enough to think something sounds really good, and it does. You know, a lot of times, it sounds good, and then you start poke and then somebody who else who's looking at it from the outside starts poking holes, and then it's like,   well,   you gotta start rethinking, which doesn't necessarily mean that you give up   your worldview, but just that you have to sometimes make alterations, which is no different than   when I moved out to the farm here.  

All the experiences and all the different things that we've done, I I'm I'm a big believer in actually living out and trying the things that I that I   talk about and that, you know, practice what you preach.   And and I'm a big believer in that.   And,   there's a number of things that   you would really want them to be true, and they sound great, but   in in theory, but in practice, they don't work at all.   And   you you gotta figure those things out. Like,   one of the big ones that,   we talked about on there that really,   really caught a lot of, attention and got a lot of people   have feelers about this is there's a lot of people that say taxation is theft,   and that gets bandied about a lot.  

And I understand the sentiment of,   not wanting to pay into this government because this is such a horrible government and so horribly corrupt.   But does that mean taxation in and of itself is theft?   And so then it gets into a debate of that, and that's a very,   interesting debate. And as somebody who's a landowner,   who's had people come and stay,   well, in a communal situation,   anybody when you have a community   that's com commune, community, communal,   and you have   some people, there's always gonna be, as you're working your way through people,   some people who don't wanna put in.  

And whether that's   in in physical labor, whether that's in goods, whether that's in some kind of way. There's always gonna be people that don't wanna put in. And even if you're like, well, as long as I agree, you know, like, to the money's getting spent on this, well, now now you what? You don't pay on things that you don't agree on? Well, that's a real slippery slope that leads to nobody paying for anything.   And in any kind of a community,   you're gonna have different things that you have to maintain and do,   and that's gonna require work. It's gonna require funds,   things like that. Well,   then if   here's the thing. If you let one person in the community slide because, well, they don't wanna pay the taxes, well, then I promise you if there was 10 people in the community that were doing it right,   those 10 commute those 10 people out of the 10,   7 of them now have a problem.  

And why should they   pay in to keep this system that these people   are using and benefiting from and they aren't giving?   And that starts becoming real,   problematic.   So I understand in this   living in this particular system to say   taxation is theft,   you that you're being forced, and there's the other thing. Well, then, oh, well, if you make it a law, then it's forced. It's not it's an, you know, you're it's not a free will thing. Well, again, then that falls back to as soon as you let one person not pay or not put in their share, whether it's in goods, services,   whatever,   when one person doesn't, all of a sudden, 7 people don't. And where 10 people may have been and only 1 person wasn't,   it will immediately switch to where it's not a tenable system. Like, when you   for whatever reason, when people find out you can keep getting the milk from the cow without even taking care of it, without even being the person milking it, they that's that's where they go with it.  

Yep. That's why the communes fail because there's always a leech. And, actually,   most   communes,   there most of the people in the communes are leeches.   At best, they'll they'll do something for themselves. They sure as hell aren't doing something above and beyond that they can't immediately see that their specific,   need for. So taxes   aren't illegal.   Personal   income taxes were illegal. And the reason personal income taxes, and this is in the constitution,   illegal is an unapportioned   tax. So what an unapportioned tax means is is they've not   earmarked that tax for a specific purpose. So typically, the way a legal tax goes is,   alright,   guys. We need to put   $10,000,000 into the roads.  

Of that 10,000,000,   we need to go in and take it from this, you know, we've got this large of a group of people. These people are gonna need to pay this percent,   and this many people are in it, so that equals out to this much. These people, blah,   da, da, da, da. And you you know, depending on how the taxes go. Or or,   as long as the tax is earmarked   for something and they only take the specific amount earmarked,   that's a legal tax. So there are legal taxes. It's unapportion   tax where they just take money and then they're just gonna willy nilly spell it, spend it however they want.   That's an unapportion   tax.  

That shit's illegal,   constitutionally.  

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I'm trying to pull up that beef fandom story. The way to not pay taxes is just to take stuff.  

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Usury is   I've borrowed   Marcus has borrowed a $100 from me, and I want a $110   back. That $10 is usury.   And, yeah, that's a problem.  

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You still have stories about the ACT test changing?   Apparently, there's a science section.   There's another fun story. T test.   I don't know. We're on summer vacation.   Really think about it. No. There's AZT.   AZT.   The HIVAITS   test.   There's   a a girl who discovered   that if she buried herself,   it'd be hard to dig herself out.   She was at a beach, dug a hole, she had to bury her body.   The 16 year old had to be dug out.   I think the tide was changing.   They had to do a rescue effort.  

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Did she survive?  

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Yeah. Oh, yeah.   It's like a real life coach.  

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To say about this outside of I'm glad that there wasn't social media and cameras on everything when I was 16.  

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Yeah.   No cell phones.   Yeah. When when you used to remember everybody's phone number that you ever called?   Yeah. Yeah. I memorized them.   Can't do that now. I mean, a lot of people don't even know their own number off the top of their head, unless they've had it for a couple of years.   It's a weird world.   And people are   I mean, some things that are convenient,   it's   it's worth it. You know? Like,   you can't just I I wouldn't go out and just be a homesteader and wash my own clothes in the   river   because just unless you have a big family,   it's like a lot of time when you could actually maybe actually use a washing machine.  

Like, I don't I wouldn't mind   Some technology  

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I've seen a I've been watching videos because we've got a stream over here that's got substantial power.   And over in, like, Finland and shit,   rather than having wash machines, they just set up a vortex   in these little rivers,   oh, near a fall where it's spinning,   and they just chucked their fucking laundry in that, you know,   and some soap right into this thing. Just   and then they just rake it out and go home.  

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That's a cool idea, actually.   It's the best of both   worlds. Yeah. You're doing it in the stream, but you're not,   you have to have a big machine. Currency  

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on the river bank laundering that money.  

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Yeah. It was pretty damn cool. I was like, wow.   Now that is that is awesome. And then all he had to do is ring it out and hang it up, and it's   it's solid.   And like I said, all they did was they just write in the rivers. They would just, you know, put little banks, you know, build little boards to create a vortex.   That way, it would create a spin, and they just chuck their laundry right in there. Seeing them chucking sheep in there too.   Is Is that covered in the science section of the ACT exam? Yeah. Watching the wolf Yeah. Cleaning the sheep and whatnot. They even were throwing in some, like, insecticides in there sometimes and whatnot if they lots.  

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Oh, science is optional.  

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The science portion, the ACT exam will now be optional.   Now ACT, is that something for people in the Midwest,   whereas others take an SAT   test?  

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SAT test test test test. It's because science is actually just a liberal cons conspiracy,  

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So it's not necessary to learn in school. Well and so much of what they had on the ACT test is now   fallen under the   replication   crisis that you can't call it science.  

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They removed the writing section from 2,005   onwards. Now they're making the science   optional.   So when you sign up to take the test,   there'll be different   levels   of what you're testing for. So the minimum testing   that they announced   doesn't include the science section or the writing section that was removed in 2,005.   A lot of people take the test and then retake the test to   get the highest score they can get.   And the scores from 1 to 36.   Students will be able to choose between taking the test online   or with paper and pencil.   The duration of the core exam will be reduced from 3 hours to 2 hours by making reading passages shorter and cutting out 4:84   questions. So they're streamlining the test.  

I think they just wanna charge people to take it more often.  

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Is this, to get into college?  

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This is a college entrance exam.   Colleges   can request   students to take the science   portion if they choose to do so depending on what college you're applying for.   So check with the college before you   skip out, and then and then take a test that   result won't be eligible for your entrance exam or your entrance   application   because you failed to   take a science section that was required by a college.  

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They're just dumbing people down so they have no choice but to be a beef bandit.  

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Beef banditry is the way to live. It's the way to eat. It's the way to avoid paying sales tax.   Just take the beef off the trailer.  

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I would think that the biggest beef related crime   is,   public gaseous   beef distribution.   You know, beefing it,   that really should be illegal. I don't know about   stealing beef,   but donating it, that's that's no good. It's out of Pennsylvania.  

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I'm still looking for it. If I could report every   crime of cargo theft,   I have a 247 livestream going.  

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That would be an interesting livestream, actually.   I'd probably check that out.   Let's start it tonight after the show. After the show, we'll start it.  

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Yeah. I'd I'd probably   covered weather events. There was another   dam in Nashville,   Illinois   that didn't fail but had a spillover   causing   evacuations   over July 16th.   Nashville, Illinois   from the heavy rains   And strange weather news, Philadelphia   had rain,   which turned to snow,   which was actually hail,   but they reported the hail as being snowfall.   And they were saying that it broke the record set in 18/70.   While it is rare, it's not unusual, the National Weather Service   said setting over a dozen other time. The trace of snow was recorded at PHL   during the summer due to thunderstorm hail.  

So they were counting  

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Sounds like somebody's hail.  

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With snow.  

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Somebody's airing some beef around here.   It's all about the wrapped beef.   John John's got John's got a   whole theory that he's putting together   about wrappers and, wrapped beef. That's hilarious.   Tied right into the weave right there.   I can't remember any of the rappers' names. I got Doja Cat because Marcus has drilled that into It was Arby's,  

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Wendy's.   Yeah.  

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Those are the rappers.  

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Mhmm. Yeah. A little Absolutely. I'm pretty sure somebody's name was little something. Is there aluminum in that foil?   Yeah. Little little aluminum.   Little little foily, I think, is one of my names.   How the hell is Arizona all on fire? What the fuck's there even a burr sand don't burn, gory.  

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They have see. Sand don't burn.   Oh, Joshua trees.   Don't do it.  

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Yeah. I got I got Doja Cat. John couldn't remember that one's name, and Marcus has drilled that into me.   I I actually one day had to look that up and listen to one of them horrible songs. It was real bad. We didn't get very No. We didn't get very far into it.   And I   I thought it was fake the whole time. Some of this shit that I hear Marcus say, like, when he's talking about PewDiePie, Doji, cats, and all this. I'm  

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like Or maxing is real.   It's an established word. Fake.   That shit's fake. This is The Rizz is the Rizz is real. No cap.   Yeah. For real. For real.  

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Yeah.  

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No cap, little foil.  

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Yeah. I'm old enough. You know, I got enough beard. I can just fucking look at the kids dirty and tell them to shut up and start cussing at them. You know? And I'm   just like, oh, he's an old man.   You just threaten me.   Are you even speaking English?   What's   up, bitch?  

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Got some Perseids   meteor showers to look forward to.   So full moon   approaching.   So after that full moon, does the wax for wane   decreases and goes to new moon?   It's raining. Meteor showers   overnight.  

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Moon is intense here.   We're like it's everything so smoky.   The Walla Walla Valley is just full of this   smoke smell,   burnt stuff smell. The moon is bright orange,   like an apple or an orange. Yeah. An orange slice, like, 3 days ago. And then to last night, it's   very near full. Just beautiful.   Totally enwrapped by it.  

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Definitely look up I moved over here. It was like that where it was everything here was smoke.   We've had a good couple years, though, here.  

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That's good.   Yeah. The fires get old. Yeah.   Yeah. It's nice of their stuff, but   I would be terrified if there was fires around where I lived.   You know, once it starts going, there's not a lot that can stop it.  

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Well, funny story about that. I may or may not have called in a only one guy that can stop it. I I I know you called in a fog fire. I'm aware.   Yeah.   Right, Gary. You you as you're using the phone and doing those things, it pops up on the computer here because it goes through the computer and interrupts everything I'm doing. You're welcome. No. Yeah. We're not burning down.   I know. Fog does not usually burn people down. No. I know. My wife has turned into the,   she has hit the old worrywart stage of life. I'm I'm I'm looking forward to it. See what you think is a fire across the ridge? Yeah. She she watches she sits and watches   fire alerts, and she knows exactly how many acres every fire in California, and there's, like, 400 of them. And then she has to I get a report on it also.  

Like, did you know that this fire grew 12 acres? Are they burning books?  

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Instead of burning books, you have the option to send them to weaving sweater to welcome suite 279   through a 7 South 9th Avenue, Walla Walla, Washington.  

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What's the ZIP code?   99362.  

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Get that stuck in my head.  

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