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Streamed live on May 18, 2024 as #wsw 253 NewClear alec trickity Corona Segunda

Space debris found on a farm, biodiesel, monarch butterflies, and humorous discussions about the sausage fingers man painting.

• Masculine Entertainment Complex of Men's Gatherings
• Monster Trucks and Bull Riding Attitude
• Music, Driving, and Societal Changes
• Skills, Job Challenges, and Playful Banter
• Exploring Dreams and Monarch Butterflies

wsw#253 i have to pee
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#wsw 253 NewClear alec trickity Corona Segunda
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The episode discusses various topics including a controversial event at a Christian men's conference involving Mark Driscoll, a stripper pole, and a sword swallowing act. There are mentions of punk rock music, conspiracy theories, and humorous anecdotes throughout the conversation.

The episode features a diverse range of topics and discussions, including the importance of gaining skills, challenges in job seeking, humorous banter about video games and wordplay, reflections on societal norms and online interactions, and playful exchanges on various subjects like electrified balls and documentary interpretations.

(00:00:00) Introduction and casual conversation about various activities.

(00:03:03) Discussion about slugs and their behavior in the environment.

(00:07:22) Exploration of detox methods and anecdotes about detox experiences.

(00:21:28) Conversation about dream interpretations and experiences.

(00:29:38) Discovery of space debris on a farm and related discussions about space exploration.

(00:36:27) Coverage of the Reddit IPO and humorous banter among the speakers.

(00:51:11) Mentions of the British monarchy, monarch butterflies, and related symbolic references.

(00:56:00) Humorous exchanges and confusion regarding the British monarchy and related topics.

(00:58:11) Discussion about extreme masculinity and entertainment events

(01:28:38) Exploration of the Stronger Men's Conference and its entertainment aspects

(01:33:20) Introduction to the controversial event at a Christian men's conference involving Mark Driscoll and the stripper pole incident

(01:34:07) Discussion on the Jezebel spirit and observations made at the event

(01:36:23) Reactions to Mark Driscoll going off script and the audience's divided response

(02:11:21) Discussion about music preferences, including post-punk bands like Fugazi and personal music experiences.

(02:12:03) Sharing memories of growing up, listening to different music genres, and cultural shifts in music preferences.

(02:13:39) Conversation about the band '1st Edition' and their song related to drug use, possibly LSD.

(02:20:23) Exploration of rage rituals in the woods, scream therapy, and societal reactions to emotional expressions.

(02:29:01) Reflections on changes in obtaining driver's licenses, vehicle ownership, and the shift in attitudes towards older vehicles.

(02:47:44) Importance of getting a license and a car for job access, acknowledging challenges.

(02:48:01) Barriers to job opportunities due to lack of experience, questioning how to gain experience.

(02:48:20) Value of developing skills and gaining practical experience over superficial trends.

(02:48:52) Encouragement for parents to involve children in practical activities for skill development.

(02:49:29) Observation on society's admiration for skilled children but lack of motivation to become skilled adults.

(02:50:03) Personal experience shared about transforming a neglected property through hard work.

(02:51:37) Discussion on the allure of social media influence versus traditional skill-based work.

(02:52:53) Historical perspective on land taxes and government taxation issues.

(03:00:02) Humorous conversation about fake saguaro cacti and cell phone towers.

(03:02:42) Light-hearted banter about video games and nostalgic references.

(03:07:11) Playful exchange on the word of the day and humorous wordplay.

(03:13:11) Insightful discussion on political engagement, societal norms, and online interactions.

(03:15:11) Encouragement for personal growth without seeking external validation.

(03:18:00) Metaphorical analogy of moving a mountain one spoonful at a time, emphasizing perseverance.

(03:19:00) Playful remarks on electrified balls and humorous references to documentaries.

(03:22:59) Amusing confusion over documentary subjects, leading to comical interpretations.

(03:23:40) Light-hearted exchange on humorous associations and playful connections made during the conversation.

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We've done this a few times before.  

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God in stone?   I've done that at least once.  

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Just, one of those nights,  

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Lots of fencing this week.   Finally got the goats locked out of the yard.  

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Find that Rokfin link.  

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Just testing the streams.  

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We are rocking the fence.   Don't cross the streams.  

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We'll get into that Ghostbusters   reference.  

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Whatever.  

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6 string   6 stringed drumming   on the rock fin.   Rockfin.   Cool. Cool.   Rockfin.comforward/ownsalchemy.   It's a cool place to chat.  

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And sometimes  

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you can chat there. You can chat there.   There's a chat room.   Just playing around with the   StreamYard   here. People are asking where are you streaming from? How do you do your   podcast   video conferencing? It's through StreamYard.   Powered by   StreamYard,  

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it   says.  

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They've got a duck.   We are duck friendly.   Pacific Northwest 360.  

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How many sixties? 3.  

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Pacific Northwest   360 says cheers, Benjamin. Took a long walk in the woods with their youngest daughter today and The Rock fan. Thank you for that.  

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Good night.   Good night.   Okay. I keep walking in the woods.   Air in there,   much cleaner than what I used to breathing in my lungs.  

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So flashy.  

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This is the feeding the ducks   song.  

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Oh, yeah.  

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Do ducks like to be fed to this? Sounds a little   little,   what's the polite way to say adult film soundtrack?  

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Neurotic?  

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Neurotic.   Erotic.  

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You know what? My dogs love to eat slugs.   So That's why the slugs are bulking up. Yeah. It's a good thing they're bulking up.  

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This is,  

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this is the first year I've really seen slugs at my house. It's it's been right more, more this year than it normally is. And we've got quite a few slugs   including some banana slug.   Big old things.  

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Sweet.  

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You ever eat the peel?  

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Peel of a banana slug?  

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I hear you can.  

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A lot of potassium in there.  

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That's what they say. Okay. You get high.  

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What's up with, niacin?  

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Anything   with Niacin?  

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Anyone know anything about Niacin?  

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It's what the,   kids used to use back in the day before they had all these fancy cleaners   to try and clean out their systems. They take a whole bunch of it and it make them turn all red   and   get a niacin overload with it flush out their systems   sometimes.  

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It works.  

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Yeah.  

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But it has to be the right kind of noise. It has to be the   the noise that makes you blush.   They have no  

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there's no black eyes in it.  

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It doesn't do that. My brother used to do, like, Golden seal, I think, is the one that he used to like.  

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You gotta break that golden seal.  

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Before you go and, fit for the cup yet with golden seal.  

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I know a guy that was on work release, and he used to smoke pot all the time, but he had drug tests when he go back to jail on the weekends.  

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And so   he would,  

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drink   get a cup of water and pour bleach into it and drink bleach,   like, every Friday.   And I guess it he passed the drug test, but  

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I had a question that would take the comet with the bleach,   and he would he would put it in a parachute   and put his put it between his teeth and drink a couple of water to it. And he swore that would make him pass.  

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Wow. Then for some of our virgin ear listeners, what's a parachute?  

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It's when you take toilet. It's when you don't like the taste of drugs. You can't see anything.   Make a little piece of toilet paper   sit up into a nice ball.   Hopefully, you can just get it down your gullet and have them taste it.   Delicious.  

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I've always said, oh, to people using   coffee filters  

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and not food. Oh god. Oh god.  

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That's some that's some tough material. Toilet paper breaks down pretty easy. I don't   know, but coffee filters.   That's gonna stay hang around for a while.  

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Does it have to be septic safe?  

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Yeah. I hope it's not. Exactly. You are you are hopefully gonna poop it out at some point.  

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Sounds like an amazing detox.  

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Anything that makes you feel like shit is detox.  

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Come come down to uncle Balderson's   Hillbilly detox center, and we'll get you cleaned up.  

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I think we're stream safe and septic safe tonight,   but don't flush us just yet.   We've got that.   We've got to do a little bit of dreaming before we get to the streaming.  

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Well done, Marcus.  

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Bravo.  

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Eyes  

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And I did not want to expose myself to any such injury. So I played alone   and in my own way.   I recall only that I did not want to be disturbed.   I never told anyone about the dream of the palace,   all this for the great secret.   Although these dreams were overtures to the physiological   changes of   people,   things incomprehensible   and alive   pumped into me, and I was told, this is beautiful. This is good   In a secret language of my own invention,   I thought of God's carefully, sped it down, and wrapped up manifest of its smooth,  

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to the bright side of the moon,   and meet me on the other  

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For many nights afterward, I was afraid to go to sea because I fear I might have another tree like that.   Through this childhood tree, I was initiated into the secrets of the earth.   It had long carried around in my childhood pocket.   No one could discover my secret and  

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destroy  

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Each time I did this, I placed in the case a little scroll of paper,   on which I had previously written something during school hours,   in a secret language of my own invention.   Each time I did this, I placed in the case a little scroll of paper on which I had previously written something during school hours in in a secret language of my own English   accent   of a solemn ceremonial   act.   This progression of a sticklet had a very powerful formative influence on my character.   I consider it the essential factor of my body.   I was always absorbed by it and had the feeling I often fabbled.  

And yet I did not know what it was I was trying to express.   But give me the clue and show me where or what the secret was.   But it is not so certain as all that, or   what about that thing under the ground?   Equally,   I do not know where the anatomically   correct phallus can have come from.   The interpretation of the urethral orifice as an eye with the source of light apparently above   it points to the etymology of the phallus,   meaning shiny or  

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the  

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pumped into me and I was told, this is beautiful and this is good.   I never told anyone about the dream of the phallus.  

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Well, I can understand why you wouldn't.   Trains coming into the station.  

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Choo choo.  

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It's the record skipping.  

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Er.  

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Hey, Zephyr.  

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That's a beautiful masked polar bear. Weird noise on the fucking video?  

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Yeah. I think so.  

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We'll have to  

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check the record for scratches. Or is that a compact disc?  

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Compact disc. In my head. It's an 8 track.  

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Dust off your 8 track player.  

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My first drop, I had an 8 track player.  

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8 tracks are an amazing technology.  

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They go and they were like Yeah. And play. Yeah. You're doing day work? Yeah. Play and play and play. Yeah. You can fuck it at your friend's head, fucking, and then when it bounced back, chuck it in there and then push  

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track 3 and listen to whatever song you wanted.  

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For our listeners, this is the voice of alanmarcus.com.   I'm joined with   Jim Balderson and andy.crone.   Is that how you say that?  

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Sure.  

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Andy period krone.  

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It's period.   Period.   Peridot.  

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Go charge it up. Okay.  

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I get bougie down here. We get into some dream interpretations   tonight.   It's been one of those weird painless. Weird seasons. Yeah.  

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It's a painless.   It's always a penis.  

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That always is.   Sounds dreamy.   Yeah. I woke up from my dream, and I wrote something down. It says, I may face hell, but I won't feel heat. I have no idea what that means.   I think it's something about air condition   air condition there.   Sound all freezes over.  

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Add some good mushrooms on your pizza in my opinion.  

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Must have been the May have been the pineapple.  

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Was it a little bit   tangy?  

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You put all the banana slugs on.  

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Banana slug peppers?  

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Yeah.   Okay.  

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How'd you know? Look rather edible.   Like,   that's a big slug.  

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Do they count as bugs?   Itsy bugs, does a slug count as a bug? Bugs. Bugs.  

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I don't know. I don't got any legs. Looks like I gotta have 6 legs. Yeah.   Maybe they have 6 legs on the inside.  

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I think we all have.  

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Well, I eat legs on the inside. Spiders aren't bugs.  

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You should say eat the slugs.  

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What about these spiders?  

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Oh, crap. I forgot to switch dogs. I'll be right back.  

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Oh, boy. There's a reveal that we can reveal because it's been revealed   so many times   on all the social medias this week.   Oh.   Make sure I rerun the tape. We'll probably just play it on repeat here.  

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Should reveal the reveal.  

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Oh, that was a quick reveal.   Not much of a build up to that.   Yeah.   Just sorta happened.  

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It looks so flat.  

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And that emerges is the face, the tip of the head.  

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And those crabs that in the middle of his body.   It looks almost as bad as AI art.   Those aren't hands.  

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Did you catch the name of the artist on the left there? He's wearing kind of a blue  

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they're wearing blue   No.  

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What is this? What is   their name?  

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We were all mesmerized   by the art reveal,   that we don't know the name of the artist.  

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Sorry about that.  

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I'll play it again here for you.  

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Here's the Oh, yeah. The one everybody is,   equating the,   the Ghostbusters painting. The Ghostbusters  

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painting   kinda spooks   the guy pulling   the little tassel there.   It reminds me a little bit of the mortar   that graduates   where  

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Yeah. Graduated. You. Looks like a hefty bag.  

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Mhmm.   Hefty. Hefty. Hefty. So he tugs at it, and it kinda comes at him,   catches him by surprise.  

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He backs away from that.  

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You remember, like, a year ago,   the Joe Biden speech that was all red like that?   Yes. Where they had, like, the lighting in the background and everything was all red like this?   Oh, with his eyes?   What?  

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Was it, fierce Brandon or something?  

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It was no. It was, angry Brandon.  

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We're we had those had those eyes that were laser   beam.  

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Alright. Now I don't know what you're talking about.  

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Uh-oh.  

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I'm talking about actual president Biden had that whole   speech thing where it was, like, all red like that and the whole background was, like, crazy red. This was only, like, a year ago and everybody, like, weirded out about it.   No. No?  

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That's so long ago.   I don't know if I can remember back that far.  

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Let's see if I can I can't even remember what I have for breakfast today?  

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It's true.  

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Getting as bad as Biden over here.  

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We're inviting the brain.  

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Yeah. They called it the blood red speech back backdrop   is what they're call is what they called it.   1.  

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Everybody was comparing it to a Nazi.  

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Battle for the soul of the nation?  

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Yeah. And it was all in red just like that. Is   that that not fucking interesting? Like, Biden just did a speech like a year ago and fucking the entire backdrop all  

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super red and everything. Even the flags kind of look like   demon wings.  

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Yeah.  

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And now the king of England did this has got a painting.  

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CNN caught changing the lighting behind   our president Biden at some point   in history.   This was   starting a discussion   again on symbolism and paintings, and everyone was just kinda seeing what they wanted to see.   If you take the image   and mirror it horizontally and then mirror it   vertically   and you squint your eyes and look real hard, you might see ovaries.  

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Is this a Rorschach test? I see the Donnie Darko rabbit.  

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It  

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It does. Does look a little bit like   Frank.  

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I just eat pedophiles.  

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So a lot of people arguing over how to properly  

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Is that an owl? Is that is that gordy?   That's spirit gordy that they're molesting?  

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I don't know.   I don't know.  

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Blink twice if you need help, Gordy.  

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I think the symbol was, like, open   hand and then make a fist   and open your hand, and then your smartphone takes a photograph of you.  

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Yeah.  

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Zoom would recognize   thumbs up and then send send a thumbs up emoji.   Or hands up. Hands up. Mhmm.   There's a lot of stuff falling from the sky,   allegedly.   Just rewind that tape and see what they say out of Canada.  

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It's an asteroid.  

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It's a discovery that all the boldness. World. A for a farmer from Ituna says while out working in the field, he and his eldest son came across an interesting piece of debris. The pair say they are unsure what it is or how it ended up on their land. And as CDB's Angela Stewart tells us, she caught up with the father and son and has more on the mystery from above.  

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April 28th was just another day at work on this grain farm near Ituna   until Barry and Cody Sawchuk   came across this.  

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From far distance, we thought it was garbage. And then   after that, we got closer, and   we don't know what it is.  

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Gary saw Chuck.  

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I saw Chuck. I didn't talk Gary.  

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I wonder if, how many Barry right there. I wonder how many Chuck's you could saw if he could saw Chuck's.  

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Very little.  

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I   I kept getting stuck on the Ituna thing, and I was thinking, is that in the Apple iTunes store?   How do I get that?  

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That's why sardines are so   prevalent. It's just the top of God's sardine can.  

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Don't know what it is. Barry and his 3 sons work these 10,000   acres in East Saskatchewan.   Their family has been on this land for 5 generations.   They're used to finding debris,   but this is different.   They truck the 100 pound object back home to start the search for answers.  

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It could be part of a satellite or something that reentered because it's all torched. You can see where it's torched, stuff has been burnt off. It's carbon fiber   composite, and then there's aluminum   honeycomb   on it. And in the back is   composite carbon again. Chris Rudkowski,  

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a science writer out of the University of Manitoba, says Saskatchewan is no stranger to bizarre objects making landfall,   citing a similar object   found in the 19 sixties. Wollaston Lake in 1968,  

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Hunter found,   something kind of like that. It was a little more,   more metallic, but it turned out to have been part of a, a satellite, possibly even Canada's own Aloette  

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satellite. In   Canada has their own satellites?   The Alouettes.   Alouette.  

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The Alouette. Is that French?  

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Yeah. French Canadian satellites.  

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Alouette?  

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No. I was half expecting them to announce finding some runestone in a field.  

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That happens too. Mysterious runestones appearing in farmers fields. Yeah.   Yeah. They also drop out of the sky.  

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They would have to move emerge from the earth.  

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Yeah. You don't want that to land on you.   Alright.  

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2022,   space experts in Australia   investigated this 3 meter piece of debris   found on a sheep farm.  

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State   Farm.  

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No. I heard him say space experts.  

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This is  

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of   debris   found on a sheep farm. It was believed to be part of a SpaceX rocket.   Jonathan McDowell, a Harvard astronomer,   is certain the debris found on the Sawchuk's farm also belongs to SpaceX   after retracking a reentry over Saskatchewan in February,   believed to be the trunk of a spacecraft   making its way back to earth.   McDowell's collaborator at the University of Regina agrees with his analysis.  

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We don't really know what happens to those things. We kinda just chuck them out there, and then they eventually come back, you know, and   they land somewhere.  

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Listen to this again because I I'm hearing words that   I'm not sure I'm supposed to be hearing.  

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Bunk of a spacecraft   making its way back to Earth.   McDowell's collaborator at the University of Regina   agrees with his analysis.  

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There's a University   of Regina.  

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SpaceX in Regina.  

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SpaceX. Like, what the hell was that show where that chick's like, my name's Regina.   I'm like,  

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The ground track goes right through Saskatchewan.   So,   so exactly where debris will hit the ground is is, fairly unpredictable just because you don't know when pieces are gonna fall off and, you know, the exact atmospheric   turbulence and everything can have. But the line goes right right near Ituna. CTV News reached out to the Canadian Space Agency,  

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which is still looking into the matter.   So for now, the Sawcheks will start seeding and keeping their eyes on the sky.  

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Yeah. You know, if if this hits people, somebody,   then, you know,   it happens.  

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Am I hearing   puns,   and are they taking the piss?   Yeah. They say they're looking into the matter.   Does that mean the physical debris that they are holding?  

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They're gonna continue seating. Right now vaguely looks like a go kart.  

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Kinda does.  

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It looks like a   a grenade   maybe, like, with   the erection   in the middle.  

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Yeah. To hold up I know they're like, we think maybe with SpaceX. We don't really keep track of this shit. You know? We don't have any satellite. We don't have any telescopes or, you know, shit's just floating around. You know? We don't pay no attention.  

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It's it's How many acres do they have to cover? 10,000.  

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That's a fucking farm.  

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The cement of waller.  

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That reminds me that,   crocodile Dundee when I was a kid, and they talked about how   or in that crocodile Dundee movie, he talked about how over there the farms are different. His farm was, like, gigantor.   And, you know,   apparently, that was true. Apparently, people have giant farms over there. Jeez. 10,000 acres? Fuck.  

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Oh, that's a lot of wheat.  

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What is that? Like, a township and a half or something?   I can't even remember what's in a township.  

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Sailors.  

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Sailors.  

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Let's see how they end this. Right right near Itunes. CTV News reached out to the Canadian Space Agency,   which is still looking into the matter.   So for now, the sub checks will start seeding   and keeping their eyes on the sky.  

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They're gonna start seeding the fields,   keeping their eyes to the sky.  

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Angela Stewart, CTV News, Ituna.  

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Ituna,   University of Regina.   Gotcha.   Did we miss anything?   Did she get the full report?  

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Is that the full Monty?  

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It doesn't look like a SpaceX rocket when they show them. They look like, you know, in the animation because it looks like an animation of it taking off.  

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I it's just kinda generic.  

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Yeah.   Like and if they were just made out of carbon fiber,   they wouldn't be able to hold the   it it would just blow up if it was   full of such,  

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And I like how,   asteroids or whatever supposedly come in the size of fucking, you   know, Rhode Island, and then they, you know, end up being a pebble by the time they get through the atmosphere. But this shit's   it just kinda slightly cooked up a little bit.  

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So perfectly   broken.   Like,  

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looks like it's been It's just this one panel that came off.  

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Cracked. And they have no   they have no liability   for,   for this shit whatsoever. Like, what if that was somebody's house? They're like, just like, it's okay.  

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Just like Donnie Darko.  

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That would ruin your day. It should have been ruined. Go next to it for scale so we know just how big this thing is.   Just sticking up out of the fertile earth like that.   A big black  

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Space junk.  

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Well, you know, that happens occasionally   in   the nor in the heathen mythos. There's things just left out floating in space on the occasion, you know. So it happens.   Is that how panspermia   happens?   Chainsaw.   You know what I think that that probably is is that fucking,   what's that cartoon with the fucking guy with the giant ass blade and the fucking   pointy ears. Like, he looks like a wolf dude.   A cute fucking   probably somebody cocks.   Crash?   I don't know.   I don't remember.   Alcoholics.   Sarah Lass would know.  

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You'd have a whole list.  

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Pan,   spermia incoming.   That was the story   of creation, wasn't it, at some point? The, spam   spamthermia?  

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Panformia.   It's like the idea that,   like a meteor crashes to earth or other planets, and it's carrying the building blocks of life.   So it's like   a comet that is actually like   a universal sperm   that goes down to a planet that has everything but life on it, and it lands, and it explodes.   And it has, like, the   proteins   that are necessary to create the building blocks of the first amoebic   things to develop.  

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It's sort of a I've got bukkake, Don. I was just Yeah.  

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Universal bukkake.   Space bukkake.  

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Canada's been getting blamed for a lot of stuff,   including the   Canada oil known as canola oil. These   seed oils apparently were   used to lubricate   engines.  

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Yeah. I'm not sure   about that.  

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What the fuck did you just say? Canola oil for engine lubrication. No. Ripe seed? Yeah. I'm seeing on social media people telling me that seed oils were used to lubricate engines, and you shouldn't put them in your body.  

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Yeah.   What? Rapespeed. Yeah. Rapespeed  

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oil. It's all from Canada, so blame Canada.  

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Hey.  

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We should be running our cars on   on   that stuff.  

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No. I have a hard time believing rapeseed oil as the viscosity would hold the viscosity. Let me look at it.   I'm not I don't use it myself, so I'm not an expert on it, but I have a hard time believing that this would function.  

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Yeah. I don't think that it would.   I don't know. My grandpa is a was a canola farmer. So  

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Canola being an acronym. Coulda used it as oil? He probably would've. The acronym from  

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can   in Canadian,   o in oil,   l for low, and a from acid. So Canadian oil low acid.   And we get the canola   oil. I don't know if it's a specific   recipe to have a specific   ratio   of oils mixed in.   So you can't even raise fuel as a fuel  

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according to provided resources As a fuel. Okay. I can believe that.  

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A 100%. Diesel   fuel extender or is it straight vegetable oil SVO   for used in diesel engines?  

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Yeah. I can believe it as a as a fuel, but not as like an oil.   Like an oil. It has to maintain   viscosity   while it's hot.   And that's not gonna happen, but as a as an explosive diesel, a diesel,   Rudolph Diesel, right, like, 2 weeks before he was found floating in the Hudson River said his diesel engines would run off of anything.   If you can get it sprayed in there in that d in the like,   you take, like Brian's truck, he's got the 73 IDI,   and that came with 2 tanks typically.   And people would fill 1 tank up with diesel   and fill the other tank up with, like, motor oil or cooking oil or whatever the fuck oil you add around.  

And if you got that engine started on diesel, you would switch the tanks and it would just keep on going. You fucking ain't right. Diesel's a fucking burn up anything   because they don't they don't have spark.   A lot of people don't realize this that diesel engines don't run off of any kind of spark. There's no electricity.   No nothing.   It's the compression   creates enough heat to to   explode whatever it is   that's in there.  

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So   we have   fossil hydrocarbons   perhaps   as a source of fuel that they kinda call the fossil fuels,   and now they're classifying  

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I don't know that anybody believes they're fossil fuels anymore. I think that that story is kinda even mainstream dead. Like, they don't, like, come out and say, yeah. That was bullshit, but I don't but they don't really push it anymore.   Like, they don't even call it fossil fuels anymore.   I guess, almost a dead term.  

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So they're calling biodiesel's   diesel   fuel   Yeah. Made from renewable   organic   raw materials   as opposed to what they call fossil hydrocarbons,   probably like petro   diesel   is a coordinate term.  

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I mean, at the end of the day, you're just trying to break off the   high the carbons and get down to the hydrogens and make the hydrogens go boom boom.   And so, yeah, it's it's all fine.   And I I plan on getting, that's one of the things I wanna get this year is,   maybe   next year is   a biodiesel plant so we can convert any of the stuff we've got around here. Because, yeah, basically, any plant matter like Stacy's staying there with Ponds Dump. Like, basically, any plant matter you can convert and make it into diesel. And then so if there's   a fuel problem   and shortages and everything the whole   our whole   mission here   is to be completely self sufficient.  

And so, obviously,   is gonna be a big part of that.  

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That's exciting.   Yeah.  

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That's so exciting.  

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Who are the excited guests behind Gem tonight?  

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Got a house full of dogs running around.  

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There's a It's been time for Rachel to have a clear nose too.  

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Outside. Got big dogs and little dogs.   Oh. Oh. Little dogs. Is Rachel? Hello.  

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Hello, Rachel. No.  

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What do dogs run on?  

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Any Grape seed.   I think mostly poop.  

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Just run over it.  

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Poop and dead things.  

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Yeah. Poop and dead things. Those are the 2 main things they want.  

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They love poop and dead things.   Yeah.  

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Good. It's   it's yeah.   Smell like it.  

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I was watching some video the other day, and they were making some fun of some vegan because she was like, my dog's vegan, and they sat down   meat, and they sat down vegetables. The dog went right to the meat. And I was like and I thought in my head, yeah. But if I'd set up next to the bed, it will if the dog would've went to the shit first.   Oh, Christy Crinkles, his dog's been eating cicadas.   We don't have we don't have any over here really. My we haven't seen any here.   I've seen,   dragonfly,   though, coming out of its cocoon the other day. I it was getting this little thing that was or shed its little skin thing.  

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Oh, wow. Pretty cool.  

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Brian, I Brian was close, so I got to yell at him, and we got to both check that thing out. It was real neat looking.  

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That's cool.  

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That is cool. I love dragonflies.  

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Yeah. It's in there for the release.  

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Have they planned when they're gonna release the cicadas?  

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Release the cicadas.  

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Cicadas. Bring them the fun box.  

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Freaking sharks with freaking lasers on their head.  

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They had to have the portrait reveal during the cicada   thing.   Oh,  

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yeah. Do we have the art from Ghostbusters   to compare it to?  

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They've definitely made a bunch of memes about it already.   Oh, want some kittens.   Come take me to your house. I can't   get my Charles' portrait.   I'm a nice kitten.   I'm so pretty.   Come take me away.  

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You mail you mail the cats.  

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That don't sound good. No. No. I think it's send them on bat's wings.   I tried it with,   birds one time. I ordered some,   this guy that   this guy was staying here, and he had he had gotten button quail   and apparently didn't realize button quail do thing were to jump up. And if you if you put them in a shelter too long a ceiling, they'll break their own backs.   And he thought that like something was reaching in and killing him or something. He couldn't figure it out.   And there was he he left the farm, and there was only one left. He was all depressed, and he just left and left that with me. So I tried ordering some other ones   to,   so it would have a friend, and they were supposed to they all they're all like, oh, it's totally safe in the mail. We have this way, and   no. That way it get me dead birds is what they did.  



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I can't see somebody that happened to that happened to  

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Come get a kitten. We'll give you 2 because you made a trip to do it.  

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And a cat.  

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And visit.  

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The white one's the only one I think Christy won't let go.   She won't let the white one go. It's got to match our white pit bulls and our white everything because we have to look like white nationalists,   you know,   inspection   casual inspection. That's just, you know Like the Ghostbusters villain.   Really not very similar. I mean, I understand the idea, you know, it's got that feel or that air.   Sean is a real   American,   fights for the rights of ever man.  

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It's a perfect time to  

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to really show off your outfit too. Yeah. No. Not for this. Okay.  

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Okay.  

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Gonna light this one up. What's in the, coffee mug?   You got a prescription for that?  

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Thank   you.  

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It's, technically not allopathic.   It's pretty slick on the on the white as we call them.  

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Got some black.  

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That Oil with that much.  

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That's just pure America in that cup.   Pure America.  

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I think it's more of South America.   Indonesia.   What they call   the   Pacific,   the the Eastern Pacific, east east Pacific. Is that right?   They used to call it the midway.  

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Mhmm.  

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Come show where that battle was?  

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Like a clown show?  

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We was born into 1.  

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So, SP, what do you what do you think of that work trip? You know what? I told you, Gordy, was he's free now.   Gordy's free.   The the fucking   King Charles has let him go. He's not trapped between the 2 King Charles anymore. South America.  

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They need his claws his fingers.  

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Well I don't I don't know if these comparisons  

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are   fair between   Charles and what's the name of the Ghostbusters 2 villain? Yeah.   Vito. Can we say his name? Vito.  

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Viggo the Mortenson.  

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What's up? I   saw the Carlos portrait because they're obviously ripping off my style I've been working on and posting mostly to Instagram for the last 10 plus years. And so to see some   blind arts paint guy do it and use it to this guy is supposed to be king. When in the timeline I came from,   if there was it wasn't possible for Charles to become king.   There wasn't a king. That's a fact.   That's a fucking fact. I'm not sure when we jump timelines to this one where Charles gets to be Charlie the 3 number 3 or whatever.  

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But Yeah.   It's his punishment   for the whole debacle.   Yeah. No. That was his punishment. He wasn't ever gonna be allowed to be king. That's a fact.  

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And they even call her queen now.  

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Yeah.   That's right. And she was definitely   supposed   to be to phone a non grata.  

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Yeah. Camilla's supposed to not even be able to sit down around these people.   Mhmm. She hates it. Queen they must call her queen consort. They can't call her queen. Yeah. Queen consort. They have to.  

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I swear I've seen a couple places that said queen.  

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There is a monarch butterfly   over what would be   his   Left. Right? His right? Right. His right shoulder. Your right is on the right there. His right shoulder appears to us on the left side.   Now   that could   mean any number of things. It could just be a monarch butterfly  

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referencing perhaps an idea of a monarchy. I'm very much enjoying. I've actually seen that venture another star dude, the monarch dude.   When I was in prison, they watched that venture brothers with them. And the one dude, bad dude's the monarch, and I'm very much enjoying the idea of Charles wearing the monarch outfit and one running around.  

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Yes.  

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It could be a reference to,   Mary Kate   MK,   Ashley Olsen,   the twins there.  

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Definitely.   Totally.  

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The MK Ultra   Monarch   program is something that everyone loves to notice every time they see a monarch butterfly.  

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Way   too blunt of symbology with this guy.   You remember the, grim reaper at his coronation?   Yeah. Yeah.  

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Do we wanna talk about the Reddit IPO?  

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What shenanigans   tonight, Marcus?   It's not me. My hands are up here. You can't pull your hands away   and act like it's not still happening.  

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Are they saying ribbit?  

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My tip? That's the   that's mic special.  

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I think we've had that   feature   employed before.  

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But, you know, that's 2 weeks in a row Marcus has taken the heat, and it's not him.  

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Alrighty, Sam. I think it was confusing. Charles  

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for this.   I would like We we invoked the the monarchy, the curse of the monarchy.  

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Right.   It was a big o.  

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Story   line.  

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So, I guess Like like, you're an actual actual monarch, buddy. We all realize you're not.  

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Yeah. No. He hasn't even gone through the whole program.  

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If he was a caterpillar at some point in his life, how hungry was he? Yeah. Are those his fingers?  

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Looks like his fingers. How about the how about the weightlifting slug? That could be one of his  

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fingers. Yes. These are the guys that deliver mail   to the PO box,   and, we're expecting a lot of packages.  

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Sausage fingers. More appearances from Ted Nugent,   send that mail.  

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Sausage fingers.  

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Send packages of sausage fingers.   It will be a sweet treat.  

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Sweet sausages sounds weird.   This is the style of espresso. Eat sausages at all, so I don't know. I I know I don't all sausages.   They're all pretty bad.  

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We're we're not getting the sound from s p and Jim.   It's not me. It's not me doing   it. And I'm just not ready to beatbox   just yet.  

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No. I muted. It's not me.  

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Yeah. I hit mine.  

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So what is? And I guess yes.   And it's okay. Like, it's that cats I know.  

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Gordy, you better come on and tell us how to say sweet sausages.  

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Well, you better come on and say it right then, Gordy.  

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Is it like   a evil witch?   Sweet sausages.  

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Sausages.  

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I'm not even  

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smart.  

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Oh, that's why I see Amazon.  

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Hey. There it is. Oh, no.   Yeah. You know, it's just that Rx only picture shows sound   test   continuation  

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crossover event. Hours sound check. Now it's a 3 year sound check.  

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Been longer than 3 years. It's been longer than that.  

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It's probably  

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Who's counting? July of 2018.   Oh my god. We gotta throw away that pie, you guys. What are you guys doing? A science experiment?  

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Oh, I was just saving it. Can't throw it away.  

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I need a special occasion.  

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We are back on the wild, wild web.  

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You know what I call that, Rachel?  

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True love. I heard that movie I heard that movie ruined world, I guess.  

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Wild wild web, the steampunk   alternate fiction historical timeline.  

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Probably starts to get out of the kitchen. Town. So now you have that.   So a little bit outside the home.  

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Well, now that we're all warmed up, let's get into deciphering the new runestone.  

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It was a week or more we were here. Is it new? It just looks great. A little bigger to me. You're ruining the stream, Alan.  

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It's  

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the only reason he shows up.  

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We have to  

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we have to decipher what it means. What does it mean?  

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Ivan was here.  

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Do you know what that means?  

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It means Ivan was here. I think it  

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declares the existence of the European Broadcasting Union. I mean, there is a pretty strong support for her her assertion that the the symbols are implying that you definitely should not shit in this area.   I would agree with that. There's a lot of things that you can do that warning in maybe more than one language.   But this is not a fucking porta potty right here.   And cutting out the hard way is those spirits attach on and stick with you for the next 2 years, and they don't go away.  

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You used to poop here. We told you bury the ground. Don't poop here. Don't  

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here. You put those signs everywhere.  

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They should put those signs everywhere in San Francisco.  

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Yeah. I know why. It's a lie. It's not a lie. They didn't get those beautiful mountains from the natives   by treaty alone.  

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They're just trying to expand the land. The people the the normal people don't realize that San Francisco is built on a pile of shit anyways. Absolutely.   Like, that was literally   carded in horseshit   to stabilize the the dude   because they couldn't hold no cities on those. They brought in a bunch of shit to put organic matters. Then they literally  

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you relocated the city dump to build the wharf on top of later. They went with the same thing again.   Yeah. They spoke for years in San Francisco that the wharf's gonna float away one day on an earthquake because all the garbage is gonna break up and float out to sea, and they're not  

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Maybe it already did, and that's what the garbage patch is.  

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Yeah. Maybe it floated out from underneath, and the wharf is just levitating there based off  

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And so Yeah. It's it's  

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it's a garbage too. People don't even understand. I think it's   the difference because,   there's this one spot when we were on a tour with, we would get a tour with Homey Roan, me and Don Inaki, Dan, and Christy, and I.   And then,   one of the spots, they took us right where this,   where the majority of the sailors that got Shanghai got Shanghai from.   And he said, you   know, you walk out the back of this bar here, and they'd fucking knock you out and throw you on a ship right over here. And away you went. You by the time you woke up, you were, you know, you were a soldier.   And fucking,   that was   400 yards from the water, I'd say, maybe 500 yards even.  



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Free soldiers.  

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Yep.   Yep.  

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Somebody. Right?  

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By the time you wake up, you're on a ship, and it's either get to work or get kicked off. You think after 5 or 6 of your buddies disappear, you'd start to be suspicious when people were being liberal with the tequila.  

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Right? Yeah. Really raft out of them.  

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Gordy 2 shoes. What's up, Gordy? Gordy.  

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Howdy, Kenny. Gordy.   What's  

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Get his earpiece in. Wanna see my dog's butthole?   Welcome back. Boy. Here's my dog's butthole.  

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Look at it. We can put a butthole on him.  

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You need a fart,   a fart   sound  

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sound board thing. Camera turns on? We could do that. Oh, that'd be great. There's a button for that somewhere.  

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Shanghai Shanghai   meant that you were literally pressed into the military   Yeah. To go over to the war over in Shanghai.  

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Yeah. I need to say that you were either drugged or dropped down a hole in the floor   and kidnapped first.  

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Yeah. You the the people would be drunk and they would knock them out   and then take them out to the ship. And by the time head victim woke up,   either get to swim back to shore or get to fucking work. It's 1 or the other.   Yeah.  

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I mean, I could definitely   see making that our decision that maybe I've become a soldier in a in a   kid conscripted into,   somebody else's military as opposed to looking, what do you figure, 10,000 yards to the shoreline and thinking,   I don't really feel up to that kind of swimming.  

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Yeah.  

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Well, especially when you get around, it's always to die. I mean, if you just gun at me, I might be able to choose to die. But drown on like, from exhaustion and then drown?   Boy, that'd be a hard one to make. That's a choice.  

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That's a choice. I get it. I got I'm not going to school.   I don't know. Maybe you become a pirate. Maybe you end   up learning some bitching skills and become some sort of pirate king.  

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Yeah. I I would just go with it because at some point, you're handing me a gun, and then I'm a probably shoot the captain. And Yeah.   I'm not fighting for you. Fuck you. You just fucking kidnapped me and took me across the world.   You're a dickhead.  

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That was depressing.  

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So what would be better? Shanghai or French foreign legion?  

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I'd rather be around Asians and French people.  

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You know, at least they wear deodorant.  

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I mean, they they're they're quiet and they can hold their face in repose.   I've never seen any evidence that French people could be quiet or hold their face in the boat. So   I'm just gonna get in trouble for screwing my face up now.  

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Oh. So all the all the first  

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We're all out of cigarettes, so go cry to your mommy.  

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Yeah.   Get out of here with your pussy.  

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Stop bitching yourself.  

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Stop bitching.  

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Oh, you   can't? Swarthy French. You really you really were at liberty when you were at liberty,   Oops.   How come we don't have any money left? Where's all your frogs?   Then they sent me to French military jail, and I'd say, this place is a joke. I'm gonna kick the wall down and get out of here.  

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Yeah. That's why the 4 leading guys all left it.  

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Left it. He just walks away. Yeah. Well, there's a reason I never joined the military. I never wanted to see the inside of the brig. I didn't figure there's any reason to talk to what do you call them? These Jags? I don't   you know? But that's where I was gonna end up, especially when I was young.   It's like screaming my face that I'm supposed to do stuff.  

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Well, fuck you. I can't do it. You gotta take a good Yeah. Army wasn't too bad. It wasn't too bad.  

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It wasn't the best. It definitely wasn't the best, but Not everybody had a coal fired Christmas to get used to it, Ben.  

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Coal fired Christmas.  

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I had friends that were wrestling in high school, and they said that boot camp was a joke. And I was like, you guys have been dealing with the wrestling coach.   Of course, boot camp is a joke. I see you. You guys don't even know if you're gonna run. You run all day everywhere I see you. You're running. How come you're never in the class?  

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You know? Good. Dude. Fucking, I used to have to ride my bicycle 5 miles to fucking school, and I hated when we first started wrestling,   like, at the beginning of wrestling season when they did, like, the fucking   the the hell week, and you had to show up before school and after school. I had to ride a bike 5 miles to get here, motherfucker.   And then I had to run fucking 4 miles, and then I had to go to school, and then I had to go to practice again and get beat up again. Then I had to go home and do chores. Oh, that's why I was 3rd stream. I didn't have to do all that Back in mind, day. Practice after school. I just look over there and see those guys do a drills and go to my locker and go home.  

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Like, I'm not doing that. Back in my day, we had our gym shorts, and we they went up all the way to here and you had an onion on your belt, which was the style at the time.   Anyway,   Nichols had pictures of bumblebees on them.  

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Hanging out the bottom of those shorts,  

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and we didn't let them sweat. All water. Oh, the dolphin shorts with that you were traumatized because your dad's balls were hanging out all the time?  

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Yeah. He's always do one of these to, like, put his leg up.  

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Oh, yeah.   Yeah. Dad. It's come on.   That's gross. The sports that they gave us in the army   too. You're like, everybody's in these teeny tiny shorts and, like and they're all loose and shit. You're like, why   balls dangling around all over the place?  

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I think your little kid Right. There's no way Seventies, man. That can't be right. There's something there's something missing from this store. I didn't come from there. Not that.  

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Not that thing. It's like that. Gross.  

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My mom would never touch that thing.  

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I know my mother. She would not.   That is not her style.   She's never touched a dick in her life. I know that.  

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I was a dumbass  

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guy. Big old Tony's there. He goes, he can't wear no shorts at all. Yeah. There you go.  

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That's what landed in that guy's field.  

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The 2 dicked man.  

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Ladies and gentlemen.  

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No. I am ready too. I hate to admit it.  

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You all know about Jox Offenbach?  

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Jox Offenbach.  

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Jox Offenbach?  

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I shall give her a proper fine swanking.  

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Jacques Offenbach? Is that what you said?  

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Jacques Offenbach?  

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Yes. Okay. Jacques Offenbach.  

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Who's Jacques Offenbach?  

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To all here to, like You know, we're sitting here waiting, Alan. Alan, you throw a picture on your area, guys.   Say some weird name and then   just let us sit there and go And then take Yep. And post. That's just  

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that's just You know, I think that there's a lady standing behind him, and then, like, if you look at the back side of this picture, it's a woman behind it's a woman.  

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Chuck's got a big junk.  

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He created a type of light burlesque   French comic opera Oh. Known as the Oh. Operette.  

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Oh. And Disney did feature some of his music at some point. Palms is what you're saying.  

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I think so.  

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Jacques Offenbach  

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To me, what you described sounds okay, but it's just like, Led Zeppelin   and Butt Rock. Now Led Zeppelin's okay, you know.   They're   directly responsible for Butt Rock. There's no denying it. Butt rock Ah. Zeppelin. So this guy wrote the song.  

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Also, Led Zeppelin sucks.  

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Well, I mean, there's some people that hate Led Jackson. You can't really argue. That really sucks. Is worse than Winger.  

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I I wouldn't say they're worse than Winger. No. Yeah. That's what I mean.  

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You hate Led Zeppelin,   then that just makes butt rock, then you really hate Motley Crue. You know?  

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Yeah. Not man.   Either. No.  

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Could be a cover band called worse than Winger.  

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I think they'd cover that.  

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That would be like, as their hair got longer, they got gayer. It's just, you know, airbag. Dingers. I mean, like, it's sister and quiet riot. Right. Right. 60 days. You know?  

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In the 4th grade.  

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I like I'll I like the idea of going to a show of a double bill of worse than Winger and better than Ezra.   I'm down I paid $5 for that.  

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So that may have garbage as their opener.  

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Oh, god. I like garbage, man. What song did better than Ezra? You get most popular for. I can't remember. What did they do? I just heard it the other day.  

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Crap. It's Carbid. Living With You or something.  

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Living With You? Yeah. That sounds right.  

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2 princes.  

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What was the last song that is Garbage  

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released?  

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That was the guy that played the the I don't know. Gloves   on. What are those guys called?  

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They had a new one a couple years ago.  

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Flowers. Just go ahead now. Couple years ago. What was that? I can hear you, Tom.  

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I'm the one that you can't see. I ain't got nothing to do with this old man,  

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This comes up.  

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In the same room. Yeah. Can't remember what those guys are called.  

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My friends are gay.  

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What's the name of the tour?  

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You just got here? You just figured that out,  

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I see. Just Garbage  

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released gay, but I'm very queer. A new  

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song 2 weeks ago.  

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You can't say you're not gay sitting there in that outfit, Sean. Don't have a job.   You're either gay or a pimp.   One or the other. For America.  

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Describe the outfit   in question.  

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Okay. I'm gay for America.   I'm so gay for America.   Look at me. I dress like America pimp.  

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America pimp. That's right.   Oh, no. I'm the president from, I'm president Camacho.  

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Oh, yeah. Camacho.   You need the, like, the one with blue eye Hold on. Here. Contacting.  

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I only got classy girls in my stable.  

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They all have their own trailer. I don't think Rachel would appreciate me open fire with the a k 47 in the house, but I can at least take my hair down there. That's good.  

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Hey.   Well   yeah.   Wow. Look at you. You're almost Ted.   You're almost uncle Ted, man. All my owls.   Hell,   You blend right in, boy.  

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My my judge Wanna go noodling?   I don't know what happened to Mike Judge. I couldn't do that. I I've always been fascinated by guys that can stick their arm down a muddy hole and reach in and grab something they know probably has teeth and pull it out.   Nope.  

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I don't know what that whatever that peace of mind is. Is is they don't exactly know what it is that they're sticking to. Might be a snap turtle. Might be a turtle. A snap fish.  

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Yeah. Well, I can't. I I I'm not one of those people that can, like, you know,   go into a dark space with no light and and, like, look around. Now if it's a room I'm familiar with, that's fine. But if it's some random place and somebody's gotta go into the dark area and investigate without light, I'm not the one because my imagination is too vivid. I'm gonna die from my brain making something manifest because there's too much power there. No. What they what they tell you is while you're in there.  

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Go go stick your Exactly. Stick   go stick your hand down there. We're pretty sure there's a fish down there. Yeah. And then you go you go, wait. Wait. Wait. You said pretty sure? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're pretty sure there's a fish down there. Yeah. Pretty sure. And   you're like,   how how sure are you how sure are you it's not a turtle?   Oh, well, I'm pretty sure it's not a river. It's pretty much it. So the guarantee We're pretty sure it's a fish.  

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It's a fish and it's  

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I mean, you don't If it's a turtle,  

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it's gonna eat pieces of you. You you yeah. It'll be a piece of you, but, you know It'll take a lot of time to have to stick my hand where a snapping turtle can touch it. And you'll be able to find out play the guitar. I can't lose any fingers. Yeah. Well, that's why you stick your foot down there. That's that's taught  

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incorrectly  

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all along. Having you stick your hand in there, son. The snake  

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every time. Teach a man to fish. Well, we haven't been taught correctly.   The idea is to obtain the fish. You already have the fish, so you attach the fish to the pole.   So then by putting the fish in the water and bringing it back out, you've asserted dominance   over the fish.   It's not very wise to sit around and wait for the fish to take the bait and go on top of this was how Sean went fishing for his hose.  

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For my hoes?   Yeah.   I've always been a prude, man.  

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Merkhaus.  

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Is I would get drunk at the bar and confirm that the girl was interested in me and then do everything I could to offend her and see if I could run her off, and it worked every time. No.  

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You're good at that too.  

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Hey. Check this out. Around, died a few weeks ago, and it was a real tragedy your whole life. Worse than wingman. I mean, I think I was horrible at that game.   Well, I mean, you we already know that your back story includes   a lot of children and also a lot of, unrequited love.   So, obviously, you got that male charisma that girls like, I don't care what happens next. I just wanna fuck this guy.   Yeah.   We've all had that friend and hated him. Like, what the hell, man?   Why every con girl we know wants to throw a pussy at you? I don't understand. What's going we think you're fucking retarded. We know for a fact that. Why? Now I don't think Ben's retarded, but he still got that charisma apparently or did. If you're lucky, it wears off when you get older. I was gonna say Hey, don't you have to have the goods.   I know. He says I can't go to the grocery store alone. Yeah.  



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Christy Christy censors how I dress when I go to the stores and shit.  

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It's just that animal magnetism. They just I got 2 guys heading out of the house without my lady.   I get a short time talking to you, like, wow. You sure look nice. Like, maybe I should change my clothes.  

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Yeah. If I'm wearing, like, gray sweatpants or something, she's like,  

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mm-mm. Mm-mm. Yeah. No. I know. My gray sweatpants aren't allowed to leave the house. That's true.   And, one time I knew I stank, so I went to put on some cologne. And I went and chose a different cologne than the kind I like to wear when we go out, but she's still because I didn't have my deodorant. I left it somewhere.   And she's like, what the fuck is going on here?   Yes. Oh, fuck. I wanna smell like BO. That's all that's going on.  

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Okay. One time, I I had these juice techs because I wear me undies,   and they had these lounge pants, they call them, and they were so fucking crazy comfortable. They're pajama pants. You know, they're like pajama pants, and I don't give a fuck what I'm wearing. And if I decide I need to go to town, I just go to town. I don't look down and go, what am I wearing? I just go.   And and so I and so I had to go to town, and I was wearing those. And Christy's like, there's no fucking way you're ever ever doing that.  

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A, they were a threadbare and completely see through.  

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And then and it's just like problems in ever It's like  

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Well,  

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you're doing you're doing God's work, Christy. Don't let him be seen like that. Horrible.   Don't   don't let him embarrass himself. You're helping him.  

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Yeah. She's like, put on a burlap sack, boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

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Put on those loose.  

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Do you have a loin cloth or something around here? Your balls are hanging out. Jesus.   Jesus Christ.   Christ, put some pants on. I'm the mother. How many times do you get yelled at that? Put the pants on. Oh, yeah. Out there fishing for Jezebels.   Fishing for Jezebels.   They're everywhere.  

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We're really hoping to find some thirsty, desperate, insecure girls tonight.   That's really what I'm interested to be around.  

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They're everywhere, apparently.  

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Leave that deodorant at home.  

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Got that braided underarm hair. What do you think you're doing going out not stinking, boy?   No.   You're trying to get some paper.   So I   smell bad. Good.  

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Smell like a freaking human and all that. Oh, no. We've all experienced that. Just put your ass off for 12 hours straight. You haven't showered 3 days, and you go to the bar to get a picture of beer. And then all the girls that you've always wanted to talk to wanna talk to you. You're like,  

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oh, I want to If they are too close, don't get too close.   Yeah.   See? It was that that,  

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drew them in. It was your sweat. Yeah. It is. I know. I mean, it was your was   that tell me how it works.  

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Like, oh, that's But they know you don't want that. Things like that when I bought a sweaty man. I sweat and pine it's sweat and   pine, sawed up pine. Yeah.   Yeah. That's It's a turn on. There.   You good? See? Hear it? Chrissy, deferral. Oh, no. She get she goes Ganzo. Like, she calls it my man glitter when I come in. I'll I'll start with  

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that. Man glitter?  

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Yeah. I'm just gonna call my man glitter.   I'll come in from chainsaw, and she's she gets all hot and bothered.  

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Oh, yeah. Oh, I don't wanna cut down pine trees. It was so sticky, man.  

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Yeah. They are sticky.  

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It's a it says, like, I chewed some up on a dare one time. I don't advise. Don't recommend it. You know?   Somebody said, the augers used to chew the pine the pine tar like bubble gum.   And,   I said, did they really? And I said, I don't know, but I tell you to try it. So I took a piece about that big, and, I don't know if it's might still be in my teeth now, honestly. I don't know.  

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I was gonna say, who did you have to drink turpentine to get it out of her? Yeah. Yeah.  

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I I reached in there with a metal dental tool and and, you know, used up about 6 of those little sticks with the string between  

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them. For about 4 days? For about a month. Yeah. Alright. It's still there. Like like the first time that you get dabs in your mouth, like, it Oh, no.  

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And then that's just At least pine bar is not bitter.  

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No. You're like, oh, yeah.   At least I won't have a cavity in that spot. It's coated forever.  

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Are we ready to look into some stronger men activity?  

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Stronger than Stronger   than  

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you. Man. Stronger than With the man.  

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Is that Alderson?  

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Yeah. Is he eating lentils?  

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Lentil palenta man. Alderson's our enemy.  

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This is a hype trailer to get you excited   Welcome. For a weekend.  

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For a high calling?  

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Yeah.  

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This sounds like a Pothead thing.  

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It sounds like a Jesus y thing. Yep. I knew it.   Yeah.   Marcus Allen, with your stupid   your Christian propaganda.  

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These people were not a single one. Look at these dudes. That guy in the middle. Fucking dudes. Look at these dudes. Not a single one of them got their penis touched before fucking 30.  

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With all due respects, that was entirely   their goal.  

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They wanted to remain pure. Looks like they're praying for it. Stronger. Stronger. It's  

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just like them women that were abstinent for drinking, you know, until men would stop war and drinking, and it was always like the chicks that nobody would even touch with a 10 foot pole.   Like, I'm not putting out till men start acting right now. The feminism and all Roosevelt.  

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Jesus,  

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don't touch   my   penis.   Don't touch my penis.  

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We've got to the point   where   nothing   is subtle anymore.  

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Yeah. It's not. Nothing is subtle. Now we've we've,  

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well, I have brought up   the Eurovision song contest   and explained how the point of that contest I didn't find a spot was to be  

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as Yeah. It wasn't a we thing. That was a huge incident. Yeah. As extreme as possible in one  

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direction. You can imagine theater kids' song and dance, glee,   choir,   performance,   all of that. So they go to see how   extremely flamboyant they can be.   Now we have the same problem happening in America   where this   extreme   masculinity   thing   becomes   an event  

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for Hold on. Hold on. Together. Hold on. Mhmm.   Because   not getting pussy is extreme masculine.  

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Yeah. I'm not understand I'm I'm not understanding this. You know, I'm just married. How did roll up the quote marks.  

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Like, haven't you seen the extreme masculinity section where you can go and there's, like, a whole end cap and you can get some oil and soap and deodorant and bags and maybe some shoelaces and a t shirt. Eyebrow swimmers. Yeah. Exactly. A beard kit   and, you know, it's because you're masculine. It's maybe it has a sasquatch on it or Yes.  

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I mean, that's something masculine.  

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That's so sad. Is that what makes you masculine? Got a truck with a little tiny trailer and there's a barbecue in front of it. I mean, I do have that's  

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because I got an eagle? Randy. Yes. There's a eagle, and you drink beer.  

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Well,   I mean, it's not that some of that stuff isn't an okay product. It's that they   of course, it's Americana to the maximum.   You realize something sells, and so you just shove all of the energy into that area and ruin it. That's what us Americans do.  

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And that's what happened to the Boy Scouts of America.   We'll get into that in a moment. But first   Interesting. Let's go to the stronger men's  

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conference back in April. Daily dancer?  

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Stronger men's. That's what it's called. Stronger men's. Okay. Stronger men's conference. Let's see how strong these men's are. They're stronger. They all got they all got their shit all built up. Their cock's pulling like a son of a bitch. Yeah. Have you seen this video?  

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Owner City. Is that a stripper pole?  

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Let the poison out, son. Let the poison out.   What's that? Just a second. Go ahead. Who's got Biden lighting? The Biden lighting was the extreme erotic  

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Dogs.  

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The dogs of war. Puppies.  

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All   men are dogs.  

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All men are always thinking about sex all the time. I thought dogs thought about poop and fish. Super interesting.  

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I think about poop and shit. I did. That they always that's some bullshit that they said to fucking   to try and convince the world of that. Women think about sex so much more than dudes. That's actually true.   Like, they constantly talk about it, think about it.   Like, dudes, like, half the time you're   what are you thinking about?   Nothing.   And you mean that shit. You're just sitting there   thinking about nothing.   Or you think about putting up fencing or   I wish that fucking Henry would fuck off.  

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So I was thinking about that snake that was turned inside out. How do you think that happened?  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. We're not thinking about sex.   And I've seen I don't ever have sex conversations with my guy friends.  

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So here's a clip   completely   clipped   to just   be   showing you   what   Wait. You're the dog's guy. Is it still the Jesus conference? We're still at Stronger men's conference. This is the 2024 Stronger men's conference. Wake him at his  

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Let's call them Jesus boys.   That's a little more apropos to I mean I'm a Jesus boy. I'm a Stronger men's?  

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Well, okay.   So here's where we get social media   and people with, you know, cell phone cameras recording stuff and then clipping it and sharing it. And then people who weren't at the event   commenting on what they see on social media because that's all they see.   So it gets very confusing.   This festival, this,   entertainment event over a weekend period is   not a church service. It's not designed to be that. It's   sold as an entertainment event with   music   and speakers   and men hanging out together.   And   naturally,   as they continue to run these things,   they want to become more and more extreme,   and they want to have   more varied entertainment.  

So in hiring   a stunt   guy, a real masculine muscular stunt guy   who   is going to show off his strength  

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and swallow I knew he was gonna break a bat over his knee. He's breaking a bat over his knee, isn't he?  

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I love it when the weird Christians do that. Are you are you doing this because we talked about power team last week?  

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This has been all over social media since the Is this a new thing? April   2020.   New thing. Okay. This is much more recent.  

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Interesting.  

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So  

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Is that him making a bat over his knee? I don't get a lot of Christian social media.   You know, I know that's hard to believe. Can we can we just watch it?  

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Yeah. That everyone the thing. All the same and more Christians. So gonna make us he's gonna make us wait for another 23 minutes. He's gonna explain.  

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Have to build up   attention.  

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Right? Build up the attention.  

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The intro we got. Yeah.  

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Go ahead. Go ahead. Sorry, Alex. Sorry. I'm  

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I have Messenger Flow. Go ahead. So there there's a little bit of a context to provide. I'll play the clip out to say that this is at a men's conference.   The video behind it with the guy on the screen is actual.  

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Let's just get to it. Okay. But nobody gets to touch their penis. That's all. Right? Nobody gets nobody gets their penis touched this way? Is that what the point is? The anticipation is killing me. Keep it in your pants. It's just dragging.  

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Jesus.  

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I've been up since 1 o'clock in the morning.  

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His name is Mark Driscoll, and he's letting you know. He was up all night.  

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Good. Good for you. Okay. Alright. But the reason I'm forced is I'm already praying for you, and my heart is very inverted for you.  

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What the  

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fuck? I wanna be very careful with this, and it's not what I wanna say.   But the Jezebel spirit has already been here.  

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Okay.   So the image on the bottom, this is a video of what happened in the opening   ceremony,   the opening   entertainment   thing. This is a big event.   Consider, like, Russell pussy,  

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and you got this dude up there, stripper polling. Oh, my god. Nancy.  

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K. Go ahead. It doesn't it doesn't look   great,   but  

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Why did you get off the beach? Why does it seem like this is going box saga? Why does it just seem like  

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Oh, boy. What do you mean, Fox saga?  

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Uh-uh. Chestnut's spirit opened our event. This is a rebuke and a correction of no one. This is an observation.   Before the word of God was opened,   there was a platform.   It was a high place.   On it was   a pole,   an ashtray.   The same thing that's used in a strip club for women   who have the jessobel spirit to seduce men.   Why? In front of that was a man   who ripped his shirt   off like a woman does in front of a pole at a strip club.   That man then ascended.   See, our God is not arrogant. He doesn't us and our God is humble. He doesn't.   And then   he swallowed a sword,   and Jesus cried okay. Pastor John, I'll receive that.  



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So He's on a sword?   That's a big dick.  

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There is   there is sort of this hierarchy. There's an event. There's the event leader, the event coordinator,   and then there's Mark Driscoll as a guest   in the situation   who made some observations   and went a little bit rogue. He went a little bit off script,   didn't tell anyone that he was going to   share this   observation   in front of everybody.   And then from the audience you hear, you're out of line, Mark,  

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because it So so this guy's this guy is out of line for for   not being cool with stripper dude.  

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Yeah. He's observing Jesus don't tech is not appropriate. This is  

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this is like a promise keepers type of organization type thing. Right? Like because I mean, I'm with it. That was gay as shit. Like, I think put it on? Like, you guys are trying to pretend like you're being manly man and then and then fucking getting weird on a stripper pole. And, like, I was up at 1 in the morning praying for you. You were up at 1 in the morning on your knees naked, buddy, but you weren't praying for me. You know, freaking  

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Mark Driscoll   already has a reputation   preceding him.   So it's quite a surprise   to me   that   someone who is already known for   going off script   and saying   such extravagant   things   that will be   that will be repeated and analyzed   by all of social media, all of the Internet.   So for him for him to be given the stage, he was already a loose cannon. He was already   going to bring attention and awareness.  

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But what is he protecting? What is it what what is he threatening?   What is his No waste. No waste. No waste. No. I think it's right. What is the problem?  

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Isn't that after a pussy hat conference? Is that what you're saying here? They just, you know  

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This is a Christian men's conference,   and he's pointing out their hypocrisy   and he's the one being attacked.   Is that what we're talking about?  

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The Is that what it looks like? Is that That is one person. More to the clip, or was that the whole thing you were gonna show us? That's  

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that's about half the clip, and that's where most people were just laughing and giggling and saying, well, okay. Whatever.   Clearly, it's a stripper pole.   Clearly, it was inappropriate,   and that's where people were just mocking and making jokes.  

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But the people off stage were saying it's inappropriate for him to bring it up  

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on the stage or what? The audience said that it it sounds like the audience was supporting and crying him down at the same time, so he had a divided response. They didn't know what they were doing. Problem, though, is is that people snuck that on his social media,  

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and and they were hoping that all the little weird dudes pretending to be manly would just keep that to themselves and not let that out to the world so the world could see they're actually being super gay. Humiliation ritual. I don't think any of the men there  

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were   acting   out of line. I think that a short little demonstration   of a sword swallowing strong man   in a different time would have just been a display and people would have just gone through the mix. Like, word swallowing. I just saw that dude  

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getting taken off his clothes and and playing with a stripper pole.  

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Right. Because the Internet did sleuthing and found that that man,   because of his physique,   was using it to   earn an extra income on the side   previously   in the past.   As a male stripper? As a male stripper. Yep.  

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Well, he was   he got saved and changed his life.   And Jesus Jesus saved him, and he's he's  

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all better now. That's unclear. Probably more like they gave him unclear. And told him don't be too erotic.  

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Right. Tone it down 50%.   So here's where   this idea of the stronger men conference   comes to head   in terms of   having a loose cannon,   like Mark Driscoll   go on stage.   People have already done   extensive research into   everything he said and done and all of his organizations that he's been involved with. That's one thing. Now Mark on stage   receives the word to say, hey.   This wasn't planned. We have a run through. We have a a program planned. Now the attention is being drawn to a different area.   Okay.   So   other people who were attending the event stated that later on,   Mark Driscoll and the pastor who said he was out of line at that time   went on stage, and they they worked it out, and they figured out   what went wrong and how they can address it. And they they made nice in the end.  



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Publicly?  

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At the  

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behavior? Or Yeah. Yeah. The one performing the behavior. Now Mark was the one that that, was looking like he had a really bad sunburn and said he'd been up all night praying and was   criticizing the strange  

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stripper spirit of Jezebel was upon this conference already.  

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Sure. I thought he brought the stripper.  

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He is a stripper. A stripper.   Oh my god.   We haven't seen them in the same frame together.  

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He is the shipper. He is the shipper. I'm just very confused how the guy that's against this   is the loose cannon. Like   like, why why is he taking off his shirt? Conserv conservative   Christians   are supposed to be conservative.   And he's acting and this guy's acting in a very non conservative fashion.   Yeah.   And I don't understand   why the guy who calls that out as being improper is the loose cannon and the bad guy here at a Christian thing.   I mean, I understand how that would be in other venues.   I don't understand how that's the case in a Christian venue.  

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Yes.   There we are.   So in this situation   because there is   a leader, there's a hierarchy, there's   the emcee of the entire event, the pastor who's   organized the event and is overseeing the event   was not told.   So it's like a chain of command thing. It's a disrespect   to   the leader   to go off script Over here. Put him on the spot   Can't do it now. And then take the attention.   So Driscoll takes the attention from the event   away from   the fellowship of men together,   then kind of paints this broad brushstroke   of, well,   that's clearly a stripper pole. It's only gonna be a stripper pole. Any man who takes a shirt off   is going to be not a real man, but attract the wrong type of attention.  

This is just a case of   the extremeness,   the extremities.   Just how far can we push   something as a spectacle,   and then this is kind of the backlash   that was expected.  

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So   in the in the media stories  

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Yes.  

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What is the polling   of the strippers'   opinions of this matter?   Do have we asked the strippers?   Who's that? Who's who's on the side of the stripper?   Have we interviewed the stripper guy yet? Is he just,   a recovering gay that was trying to show how Jesus has changed his life, but he doesn't understand because the only skill he has is humping a pole. According to Google News Like, what is happening?  

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I don't understand. Organizer   is is calling for mister Driscoll to repent over his lies.   Yep.  

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Oh, repent. Oh, polygamy. Repay it. Shaming ritual.  

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Oh, god. Repay it.  

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Repay it.  

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Put more than mine. The  

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guy who's   picking up for Christian   values   has to repent. No.  

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Yeah. Well, there's, like, 4 or 5 headlines. Megachurch pastor condemns Mark Diskel's demonic   behavior.  

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Oh.  

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And then there's apologies for church beef. Church beef. Church beef. Church beef. Apologize   beef.  

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And for   inviting Mark Driscoll and for inviting this horse  

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swallower.   Good. Let these let all these pastors  

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eat each other. Yeah. Driscoll responded It sounds like they're fighting. And Jezebel spirit.  

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Let them let them start fighting each other. This is good.   Anybody taking on the pope yet?  

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Fight. Fight. Anybody taking on the pope? That's what the aliens will be doing too. Everybody's taking on the pope. Come on, pope. We'll get to the pope alien story in a moment. I don't know anything was released yet, but we'll check.   So   when things are pushed to the extreme,   there is a pushback,   and   the messenger in this situation,   Mark Driscoll, who went off script,   maybe created a bit of divisiveness in a a united   conference.   There was some booing.   People   wanted to hear the rest of   Mark Driscoll's prepared statement,   but it wasn't the right time. It wasn't the right place,   and he didn't go privately   to   the head pastor   first to discuss it.  

The   report after the event, after that evening,   was that the 2 pastors had been spending time together   outside of the event hours   talking back and forth,   but hadn't discussed this point. So now if Mark Driscoll had a new book or a new project or something   and wanted the media attention,   that is one possibility for wanting to sort of manage   the Church beef.  

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Church. Beef.   Church. Beef.   Engineered.   Outrage.   Engineered.   Outrage.   Engineered. Outrage.   Why do we care?  

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Because Alan ended this stuff, man. Because Oh, okay. Boy Scouts of America  

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are now Okay. Scouting America.  

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They're going to be find it interesting that Yeah. Because girls can be Boy Scouts.  

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I just find it interesting that the church as,   backing the more liberal side that the bad guy and this is the guy that   would typically be who you would think  

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the church would be. Weird world. It is a world.  

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Yeah. I found an article where the sword swallowing acrobat guy admits that he used to get before he was saved, he used to strip for gay men and women   also. See.   But then now his performance doesn't mean any of that stuff and it means something different. And so that he thinks,   pastor Driscoll's   position is uninformed   at best.  

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Stripteasing   for g'sing.  

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Well, it's just to show strength and power as as a support of being stronger.  

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I can still act like a stripper,   but I'm doing it in front of church folk now. I'm way stronger.  

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See, I was totally prophetic and dressing like president Camacho for this dream because I didn't know Other this far into the idiocracy tonight.  

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Other events included   bull riding and monster trucks.  

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Motorcycle backflip. I saw that. They they've made it the  

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biggest sort of circus event of the year. I got the circus.   Next year's event will probably be even bigger   in terms of attendance now that more people are aware of it. So whether or not they attend for sort of honest and sincere reasons or just to see what happens under the circus tent.  

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And just to clarify,   the all these dudes haven't gotten laid ever. It's like a whole thing of   Right?  

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Oh, no. They a whole bunch of them have wives that do it in the missionary position to have babies, man.   It only takes 2 or 3 minutes, so, technically, I'd say they still   I'd be I think once we get to heaven on judgment day, we'd be shocked to find out how many of these Christian women had, uncarnal relate had carnal relations with the, sword   swallowing   guy. More than you'd think. Yeah. That sounds weird. A lot more than you'd think. What's that long line for? Oh, that's all the women that fooled around with the sword swallower guy. Yeah.  

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His wife. His wife. His wife. Not not,  

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continuing the same behavior.  

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Alright. Well, the weird thing is, how come some of the husbands are there in line with their wives? That's what I wanna know. Yeah. Right. They were like, I want my sword swole. Exactly.  

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My wife ain't doing it. She's too Christian.  

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I remember seeing Evel Knievel tell stories like that that,   women would make their husbands lead him to their hotel room so that they could say, hey. My husband's okay with it. You can bang me.  

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So do it.  

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Dude.  

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For real. He said that happened over and over again. The women would bring their husbands to meet him at the hotel so that they could pressure their husbands before them to admit that it was fine if they went and had sex with Evel Knievel right now. Have you been starving? Oh, yes.  

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That's Evel Knievel story is great, man.   Oh, that,   he was like a small town hero. He was a Montana hero, man. Evel  

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Knievel. What's the Evel Knievel story?  

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Well, Evel Knievel is famous for, jumping the worst possible motorcycles, the longest distances.  

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I watched   that that event changed my life, man. It was right after Super Bowl,   and it was after the Cowboys played. And I remember watching him jump the Caesars Palace,  

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fountains Yeah. And bite it   so hard.  

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And he's just Jesus freaking ragdoll that thing. Yeah. He's a blah blah blah blah blah blah. It's the famous one.   It's the famous one where he's just blah blah. And then just He tumbles and hits his balls.   His bones are liquid, and he's just raw.  

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I don't know why. And it it don't know. Yeah. He is  

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but he kept living, and so   chicks in the seventies were turned on by that shit. And and   he was all hopped up on Coca Cuts.   Coca Cane.   And,  

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I mean, if you're evil and evil You're fucking evil can evil.  

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You got You have action figures. Arm is if you're gonna do shit like that. You have the best action figure because that thing actually worked.  

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That that,   Evel Knievel spin cycle, man, that was the metal wheel. That fucking red that that thing was the best. I still have, like, I only have the helmet left, but  

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I had that thing, and it was it was fucking rad. One of my favorite toys with, pull string that New Mexico fast.   Yeah. Over the ramp. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yep. That would be good old days. Yeah, man. And that sucker would always stay up straight. Ben's done some of these   moves.   Yeah. That's why when it's cold out, he's a little stiffened up.  

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So   and his evil can evil can get his dick sucked. Right? That's what we ended up on.  

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Well, if it helps your toes to regrow.  

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If it's oh oh, because you got them bit off by the fish   for noodling. Are we still noodling?   Well, we're we're going It's been a while since that We're going full circle.   Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. So so I gotta get I gotta get back in the weave. I never lost the cut. Right off the web. It doesn't say Yeah.   Just rub it out.  

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Just rub it out. Keep it a club.  

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That is not Mark Driscoll approved. Sorry. It's dirty.  

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I'm I'm I'm used to being around the dirty girls talking dirty all the time.  

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The Jezebel spirits.  

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Jezebel spirits has been here.  

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We've we've covered this story   about the toes regrowing. And I mean, this is probably not the right video, but here's a guy talking about a reaction to video.   Here she is.   So this is, the foyer of a modern megachurch.  

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Not megachurch nonsense all night?  

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No. No.  

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You sure?  

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And you Are you sure? It sounds like it sounds like you got some mega church shit  

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planned. It sounds like sounds like we've been set up for some megachurch shit. Planned here. You're gonna make some hippies look this bad, and you gotta make the pagans look this bad. So let's see. Show them all, man. Most recent coven or something.  

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Yeah. Somebody getting beheaded. Right? Do not show some coven and claim it as pagan.  

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Well Yeah. I feel the same way about these people alleging that they're Christians with their damn coffee bars or fucking hospital entryway here.  

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Right. Doing yet. So this is this is a woman from the church   explaining that another woman   who had lost toes   had had them grown back. We had discussed this story earlier   and to now connect it full circle to the strong commence conference.   It's the same church.  

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Of course. It's one   church.  

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So what we're really finding out is that this church figured out how to hire a marketing team that knows how to make them go viral.  

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These this poor woman,  

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who worked at Jackman, and what they said in the Big Lebowski when the girl lost her toe.  

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They're gonna kill the poor woman.  

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They're gonna kill that poor woman. It's about  

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casting Marcus Allen. If there's a Vietnam, we have rules.  

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Shut the fuck up, No. Yeah.  

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Fuck up, buddy.  

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Mark at 9, dude.  

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So, yeah, the story, the story of the church.   I am the lord. The the spreading the fish story and each time the miracle got greater and greater and greater   to say that the woman   physically   and literally   regrew   nearly instantly   her missing toes.  

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Well  

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And   no one What were the what were the circumstances? No one backed and said no one backed up and said, well, maybe   maybe that was a little bit over exuberant on,   you know, members of the congregation and other people.  

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Can I see the toes?   Did anybody say, let me see the toes? I mean, that's gotta be the main question. Let's see what That's the first one. Let me see. Obviously, your fucking toes.  

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Did the new toes look like toes? We're fucking wet. Does it look like the old toes or is it Dude, it's like little now. Like   like nub nubbed over a thing. About the blister. You gotta be careful with them. Gotta wear a plaque. Maybe it's a callus.  

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Maybe it's a callus that's growing on the top of her amputated toe.   What? We don't know.  

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Right.   We don't know. Wart. We weren't there. It it's not that important to us. Doesn't have a tattoo.   We're talking about it.  

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That's the power of  

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Alan Marcus   us   to watch this garbage.  

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And then you don't even show us the toes. And then we don't I wanna see the toes, man. Months ago.  

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Right back to toe.  

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Fucking around all night. All night. All you gotta do next, Courtney, is hold your phone up like this and show us something. Yeah. Here. I got okay. Let me see. Let's see what I got. Those, would you?  

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Let's see.   I got a picture of those. Without being stoned.  

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Alright.  

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Hey. I hope that there's an owl. That's perfect. There's an owl. There you go.  

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He's he   is the one that ate her toes. May the sheep  

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They will eat your toes. You best watch out. They will eat your toes. I guarantee you. On the good side, the Christians will grow them back.   Yes. But you'll get them back. It's a hand job. Go pray. Go get your coffee   latte at  

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You got a strip for Jesus though if you want him to grow your toes back. Mega The office church. If I had a Mega Church, I'd call him Mega Family Club.  

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So the new  

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church is hashtag little bit if you want him to grow your toes back.  

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Hashtag Walmart Jesus. Hashtag not all Christians.   Yeah. Especially Not all Christians are like that.  

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No. You're gonna swallow the sword of truth first.  

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Why does this just keep sounding like the box saga?  

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It really does.  

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Is there any chance of the box saga becoming   a sacred document for We we could call people?  

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No. We could call we could call doctors. Oh my god. I'm like, no. We can't. I think he's starting to But it is. I'm pretty sure of it. Well, I think They're a little cults about everything. You should get in there.  

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Talk to us about it.   Pretty sure a paranoid American had come up. People on the cults? Because that Oh, yeah. You got a  

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You want Hey.  

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So let's see. I had another idea there. What was it?   Related to the box saga. Oh, we could,   reach out to some of these ladies that are that are married to the men that participated in this conference and ask them if they would like to come on Weebly Spires web live on Saturday night and talk about some of the inner workings. If If we offer them some kind of anonymity, especially voice modulation, they might be willing to tell us a lot more of what they thought of the sword swallowing toll dancing act versus Mark Driscoll's protest and the, organizing   past reaction to it all. I'd be very curious to hear what some of these wives have to say, especially if they were directly involved behind the scenes in the organizational   and attending process.  



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Or if they grew their toes back.  

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Yeah. It's the same church. We well, that's what we could do. We could get them with the saboteurs like a good reporter,   Andy. We could say, we wanna hear about the conference. We wanna hear about the conference. And then right when they're comfortable, go boom. What about the fucking Boom. Where?  

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Where's the toes?   The toes.  

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You guys don't believe that stuff. Do you know that girl's life? That's satanic. That's the Jezebel spirit. That's the Jezebel spirit. It's Evel.  

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Evel.  

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Welcome back. The toys come back with, like, cold pedicure.  

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I'm just kidding.  

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We wanna wait. Oh, no.   It's just gotta do something real quick on my phone.  

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Yeah. They came back, and so I went and had them dead.   Just both 3. They just grew right back and so I just had them dead. I went down to,   Tanya.   Tanya down there at at the   the the nail barn. She does a real good job.   Makes me moan nice and pretty good. Last job and everything.  

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Oh, yeah. Tanya?  

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Tanya. Mhmm. Tanya. Then we go to then we go to Mega Mart Church on Sunday.   Where is that? Get my get my toes back.   If there's a hoot,   then I go on television and tell everybody I'll groom my toes back. It's a little piggy came right back. It's fun.  

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It's that okay piggy to buy anything.   Piggy piggy back.  

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Biggies. They're biggies of return. Don't you worry about it. Go pray. Go pray to Jesus.   You get them.  

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You know who I like? I like buddy Jesus. I don't really like buddy. I don't really like the the Luther and gee. I like buddy Jesus. I like his son. Two thumbs  

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up. Yeah. You don't like the Lutheran cult Jesus where he's sat there with his cock. I don't like  

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this Jesus. He's Jesus.  

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Ludacris   Jesus.  

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Ludacris.  

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He smell funny.   I like him.  

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If you bring Like, Jesus Christ like a super car. If you bring ludicrous to the potluck, you're gonna be very popular.  

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Where is this church at, Marcus?  

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Yes. Where is the church? Why are we why are we still on this again? Where's the church? Ghost. I thought you were talking about Where's the toes? Where's the toast?   Are we back in the toast?  

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Does the church exist? Is it a real a miracle.  

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Is it an abandoned school?  

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Somebody bothered to pull out a pocket phone and record the redrowing   toes?  

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They didn't keep a document to process all along the way there.  

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Oh, fuck. Any Protestant Christian I know will have documented the process from the first inch of a nubbin of a new toe all the way to the last   overgrown fucking toenail. It was instantaneous, Sean.  

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You don't know. You don't know. You aren't there. You don't know How you just document it? They just come right back. She's exactly right. Woke up and they were there. Well, you know, I'm gonna tell them that that's going out. Well, yeah. Consider  

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supposed to be up to depth.  

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I can do that.  

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Is and  

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is getting ready to defeat Jim in our wrestling. I've seen this. I've seen this. Well, I mean, I'm left handed, so I got a really good chance to defeat Jim if he wants to start.  

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My power is left  

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swearing. I wish you that. We do it. I have a gorgeous shoes. That's pornographic.  

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That's what I thought. Grow up the squirrel the squirrel. Snail.  

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What is it called? Put that in somebody hashtag  

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Gordy Toes so I can go back and clip it into a GIF.  

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2049   in. Do you want to suck me? Do you want to suck me? Do you  

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want to suck me?   My toes is a rift to be sucked.   Suck them.  

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Alright, GMS. God, come stream again. Toe sucking vegans.  

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Suck them your toe sucking Just just a little one. Vegan. You just want a little one. Just   just give it a little one. Just give it a little one. You will like   it. Just a little nubbins.  

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So now you have to wonder where his other shoe is.  

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Well, I think that might be the secret is that the toes grow inside the shoe, and then when you put them on, boop, they attach.  

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Magic shoes.   That was it. I only had 2 See, the magic Jesus shoes. I forgot about the magic Jesus shoes. You can order them online.   Yeah. Of course. That's how she did it. You know why I'm saying that punk rock reunion shoes. Mormon magic underwear do then? The punk rock reunion shows are always bad. Dude,   I knew that was a bad I am telling you. I am telling you. There's there was this memory and watch them later. Just keep No. Don't don't do it. Keep your memories, man. Don't go back and see that old band   that is  

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Don't wanna get into a diaphragm. You don't you don't wanna  

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no. You don't wanna trust me. Do not see the misfits after,   like,   89. Alright? It was a mess.   I mean, some of those some of those lineup are okay, but by the by the early 2000, it was just a cartoon of itself and just it was it was ugly. I'll bet. Anyway, it was, you know, Spencer's gifts   kind of feel. I'm like,   where am I? This doesn't even like, it doesn't even smell like piss in here. Why? What am I doing?  

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Smoking like a true Sanitary punk show?  

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Yeah. Yeah.  

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What?   In here. Why am I here?  

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Hey. I haven't seen anybody vomit all night, man. I don't know what we're doing. Yeah. People are sitting down.   Sitting down. Yeah. Anyway, this is a Gotcha. Sitting down. Oh, have you seen that? Together at a punk rock show and that's because So   okay. So check this out. Speaking of reunion punk rock shows and watching them, I had I was thinking about this because   Thomas and I and and Jules have been talking about this punk rock stuff.   And,   I watched this.   Do you guys see that that,   thing we did with, on Sound Science with Thomas?   All the the okay.  

At the end of that, we I had Jules pull up this punk rock.   What's that?  

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The do I look like I listen to punk rock? No. You do not. But,  

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anyway,   it got me at least   going down this conspiracy thing with with punk. And I remember   thinking that it was really weird when,   that right at the timing of   Sex Pistol shows up,   like it was like this weird   culture switch. Right? And then all of a sudden, Sex Pistols are like the biggest underground band and we're all told that this is what punk rock is. Have you ever seen   Johnny and and them actually play? They were   the fucking worst band ever. Absolutely. Yeah. Like, they  

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suck ass. And that reunion show where Facebook on Facebook and it's a regular joke that that somebody wants to troll the group and post Sid Vicious and claim that he's a bass player. And, of course, the bass players can't help themselves. They're like, dude, Lemmy said that guy lived with him, and then Lemmy tried to teach him the bass for, like, 2 or 3 months, and it was completely hopeless case. Like, even Lemmy couldn't get him, like, record 3 notes, records,   notes,   3 notes.  

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The whole sex pistols thing, Johnny Rotten himself is an engineered thing.   At the end of of that,   we were Jules pulled up,   this interview or   this footage   of Henry Rollins talking about   Johnny Rotten,   and how he was,   had his kind of   implying that he was a gay handler. He definitely called him his handler.   But,   yeah. It was it's interesting. Yeah. Go and watch the   the end of that,   thing. But I've always thought that Johnny was a fucking plant. Like, he's just a controlled   chaos agent. You know? Yeah.  

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It's just that British invasion 2 point o, they sent The Beatles first and the punk rocker second or the fake punk rocker second. No. Fake yeah. It was fake fake bullshit.  

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There's good bands out there still, though.  

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My my, ex wife, her sister was into the the newer shitty, real super shitty punk rock. That's not at all punk rock. I don't even know what it is. Like, it's more like Greening, whiny.   Yeah. Yeah. That type of shit. That's not punk. And she she was all excited because she was gonna marry the drummer from good Charlotte or whatever the fuck. You know?   And,   so she yeah. So she had us go to this concert,   and   I get I'm I've been sick for, like, 3 days before the concert, and then I got some really good weed.   And I smoked, like, 2 really big fat ass joints.  

And then I sat down on my heels and up against this wall, and the mosh pit was like, fucking I was right at the edge of the mosh. What what they called a mosh pit, which is just like with some kids, like, bumping into each other.   And fucking   like, yeah. I've been in fucking like like, that goddamn Black Friday.   You know? It's way tougher than that shit. Like, these kids are just barely touching each other. And I sat down on my heels, and I was real tired, so I went to sleep. And good Charlotte saw me.   Fucking guy sleeping in the mosh pit. And then they said something to me about it afterwards, and she was all butthurt about it. And I'm like, that was a mosh pit?  



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What? Cool that freeze in to fall asleep in the   I mean, to me, every punk show I ever experienced, it was more like pogoing around and jumping and bumping off each other, but not like a heavy metal marshmallows at all. Not the same thing at all. Yeah. It depends on the band. Oh, that's so too. Like, if they, like, lean to ska or whatever   or lean pop. I mean, we've seen some punk rock guys In the hardcore.  

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Hey. No mashing here. We don't want you fucking mashing. Yeah. That's what Fugazi used to do. It used to piss people off,   but it was   they were kind of   a they kinda piss on the   on the crowd anyway.   Vegans.  

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Fufu Fugazi post punk.  

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Like, the beginning of post punk. Yeah. I love that stuff, though. God. It's so good. I I Such a groove.  

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Yeah. I like tribal music. I mostly listen to,   yeah,  

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Probably, like, 4 gonna ask you, Ben.   What what are you what did you grow up with, though? Like, what were your teen years?  

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I'm listening to the new teens. Heavy metal. So I'm angry. You know, I wasn't What kind of metal?   You know, that was, you know, I'd mid, you know, mid eighties, so it was like Metallica,   Iron Maiden.   Nuclear assault,   suicidal tendencies,  

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you know, shit like that. Yeah.  

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And that was just during my angry years. When I was really young, I listened to it's funny. I'm I'm from very small,   small rural America. So   I was   the heart I remember   when, tears for fears,   shout came out, that was the   hardest thing I'd ever heard. Somebody in my school had the tape, and they had the tape, and I've never heard anything like that. And then I moved to Denver the next year, and it was, like, just complete fucking culture crash. And it was Metallica and, you know, everything else. But I remember shout because, like, when I was real little, it was Kenny   Rogers. I remember I had some Beach Boys tapes. I had Kenny Rogers, Waylon Jennings, shit like that. Yeah. I I thought Kenny Rogers was the shit. 1st edition. I think he's still Oh, yeah, dude.  



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Is that what's called 1st edition or new edition? Andrew Rogers in the 1st edition. Yeah? 1st edition. Yeah. He played the bass. People don't know that dude. Who is that to  

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see what condition my audition was in. Was that the name of the band?   Yeah. It was Kenny Rogers in the first edition.  

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First edition. Okay. Yeah. I was trying to remember that. Yeah. I know the song. I remember that. Yeah. It's about a drug his drug use. Right? Yeah. Exactly. About putting LSD, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.   Yeah. He's in a psychedelic   band, man.  

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Yeah. Kenny Rogers. Well, you know, there's a song that goes,   how boys do more dope than rock and rollers. And in my experience, that's true.  

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Yeah. That's quite true. Why do you think we have, like, 12 kids and fucking what else do you think we're doing as we're sitting out in a field?  

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Like, are you kidding me? Yeah. If your lady is not available, you gotta bust down and do some drugs. I mean, there's 2 options here. Like, I'm gonna sit I'm about to get on the track and dive in straight lines for the next fucking month.  

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That white  

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line fever.   I know Haggard's just talking about driving a lot, folks. That's all he meant.  

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Right.   Straight up. Like, you know, I've never known a farmer that's not a loadie.  

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Right? It just it just comes with the territory. House, you get the the harvest pulled in without You know what?  

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It's funny. I just kinda realized that, like, my my grandpa who was a rancher was   kind of a user. I was like, oh, wow. He he was really he hid that shit really good. I was like, oh. Oh, they still got a function.  

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He was really good at that.  

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Out on the field all the time.  

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Yeah. Love that. So we'll talk about it should be no those bottles pour out like I accidentally No shit. Right.   All those all those things he hit in the barn, and you're like,  

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oh, that's what oh, oh, grandpa was. You take too many of them and put some other stimulants and then you gotta take Yeah. Stimulants.  

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Whiskey, he stimulates back down. He was a stimulant guy.   Military dudes.   Like  

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Good. Have you ever have you ever That's military dudes. Have you ever tried fucking working all day and then, like, take take, like, lambing season or calving season?   There's times that for 5, 6, 7, 8,   8, 9 nights in a row, there's no such thing as sleep. You go out to the barn and you're stuck till fucking time to go back to work. True. Work. It's just how it is. Like, when I was when I was young, like, I didn't even get in trouble at school. Like, I walked I walked into school when I wanted to. They're like, if you didn't if I wasn't on time, they're like, he was doing stuff. No.  

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Stay with me.  

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No. Like, during during laminate see during laminate season, that's during the winter.   And every 2 hours My sister does that. Her house. You gotta go outside and check the lambs because   it every 2 hours because anything over that, you're gonna go out and find those lambs that are dead.  

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Yep. My sister just had, like, 30 of them or something.   Yeah. So they were up for, like, days and days and days with these.   Thank god they have, like And you? People to help them, man, because that's crazy.   I think they take shifts.   You have to take shifts,  

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man. Dude,   we had 400 shit head of sheep. My fucking   when I was 13, the price of sheep went to shit. My dad went to town. I had to run the whole farm, and I fucking went to high school. Fucking Shit, man. There was no shifts. I it was just me. Holy fuck.   That was so rough. I I it's like, I don't even know how I did that. I think I did you do that, dude?   Yeah. I don't know.  

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Wow. It's easier when you're 13. Your body is  

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Yeah. Yeah. I guess. Right. Get mhmm. You just get through it.   Just get through it or not.  

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I slept during school, so lucky I was super smart so I didn't have to pay attention. Right. You just absorbed everything that they said. Like, you know how people listen  

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to stuff when they sleep to, like, learn. You could've taught them.  

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Dude, I remember being   god. That was the most   fucking frustrating thing in the world,   being smarter than all your teachers.  

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They didn't teach you, man. Going through that.  

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Mostly busy work and repetition.  

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My grandson just got   back his report card and all his behavioral things are shit and all his academic things are fantastic.   You know? It's like, well yeah. And the teacher even said that   in math class, he makes up harder problems on his own and solves them on the back of his his of his papers because he sits there and gets bored.   Like, do something then you stupid fucks. Before you fuck, his behavior goes to shit. Challenge You have to challenge him. Yeah.  

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Right.  

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But   my daughter's not gonna put pressure like that, you know, and I and, you know, I can't pressure her like that. So  

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what do you do?  

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Dogs.  

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Have a pressure inducing question that you guys must answer immediately.  

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Okay. The question is I'm not answering shit till you show me toes.  

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Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?   I'm not answering. Only women are allowed to answer this.  

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Yeah. There is another woman This is a continuing question. Alright. It says it's a box. The answer It's a   Answer is a bear man.   Yeah. The bear man have bear man.   Yeah. Yeah. The answer is crypt of the bear man.  

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It's it's obviously Bigfoot.  

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It's obviously Bigfoot. And if big Bigfoot rapes you in the forest   Bear man. Are you gonna are you gonna tell somebody?  

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To be fair, to be fair, we're being super open about this question, and we have to not be open about it on both sides, but then they'll get or because, like, is it a black bear or is it a polar bear or is it a fucking grizzly bear?   What kind of bear are we talking about here? Well, now can you ask the same question on him? I'm sorry. He's a black man. That's what I'm saying.   That's what I'm saying. That's what  

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Wealthy white women turn to rage rituals in the woods.  

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Good for them.   It's official. There's   come for the kids.  

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Good. They they need it. The bears are running away. Yeah.  

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That bears are like fuck. Thousands are gone. Go have fun in the forest.  

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Location. Call them out Ladies. Ever annoyed them and scream and flail in rage while hitting the ground with sticks.  

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Yeah. They did that in the seventies. What was it? Didn't they start  

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scream therapy in the seventies? These things must go on for weeks. It says every   everything that's ever annoyed them.   See, this is still going on, obviously. These things start and they just never stop.  

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Like, just let it out right away. I'm just like, oh. This would only be a thing though if they set up, like, booby traps also out in these areas.  

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They don't do GSM.   I missed the week's   retreat.  

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There, have there   there were treats out in Cambodia   to just to clear clear the land too where they can just go pound the land and   boosh.  

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Yeah. Just like maybe, like, a tiger, you might have to fall in a trap that's, like, got, like, shit, weird spikes in it or something. That men and bears in the bottom?  

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Yeah. It's got lotion in a basket. Yeah. Here's your bear, bitch. I guess you'd rather be in there with a bear than a man. Right. Put your bear costume on its skin or else it has Who do you like better now?  

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Good. And   and and and, like, these like, people today are so dumb.   Like, you've never been in nature. You think that bear is gonna kindly kill you? It's gonna sit and eat you while you're fucking alive and screaming. I was just telling you.  

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I've   I've okay. I've had a door   a a black a small black bear come to my front door at my old house,   and scare the shit out of me.   And jumped into my jumped into my,   backyard. I chased it off, but, like, it it was probably more scared of me. But,   the other time   I was around a big gas grizzly bear was pretty close approximation   right outside of   of, Yellowstone.   And I watched this fucking   I can't it it was the size of a VW Beetle.   And this thing had the silver tips and everything, and I it was just, like,   just lumbering down this side.   And I was just just taking it in, like, holy shit. I'm seeing this in real time. And it was I was really close because there was a real   there, like, a big,   gully between us.  

It was real steep.   Right? So you're pretty close,   and he couldn't get to you.   But he was on the other side, and he just   there was this big rotten log, and he just with no   no effort whatsoever, just went whack, and that log just went, gosh,   and just pulled out, you know, just just so calm. Just so   huge, and   you knew that that thing would just   crush your skull with its pinky. You know? Just one paw would just kill you. Yeah. Like Ben said, eat you alive. That's Eat you alive. You you're they would pull off half your face first   Yeah. To make sure that you just to make sure that you could eat they can eat you the rest of you. Yeah. Get a sample. Nice. Yeah.  



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We Yeah. I grab on to you. If you like, grab on to you and swing you back and forth like a pitbull until you quit, and then they start eating.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So the secret And I've been driving where they chase my car. It's like they're not afraid to Yeah. They're not afraid. Take down the car. So it's like He's got a car. Wouldn't necessarily be harder.  

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If you're in the woods and there's a man or a bear there, you're not alone. She's got a valid point. They they've already the whole premise of this is Oh, those are  

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those are her pants. It's a range in touch. Woman naked on the bottom. Like I said, wow.  

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Those women are fierce.  

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You see what I'm saying? It's like it's like a   third of them fell into a shit with, like,   its mere spikes and, you know   I think the other ones would feel more powered after. Rachel, look.  

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When they're getting  

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Rachel, look. Looks I guess I have to take some money to go to the rate. I'm telling you. Thanks. Let's have them  

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do this retreat.  

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Try. Seriously, go get some plates Some of your will. Smash them in your backyard. Yes. Oh, that's so awesome. Yes. Yes. There are people who are arranging things. Mosaic  

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after.  

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Or poke your anger.  

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If they're annoying enough, you could just have these retreats in Cambodia, and they can just clear minefields for you.   Yeah.  

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Yeah. You can only Especially if you don't have the idea that if you got enough rain gas in the rain.  

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One minefield,   one mine at a time. Yeah. One mine  

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one angry Karen at a time. So  

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this image out of context,   this woman highly emotionally charged,   holding her hands up in the air, is it a worship concert?  

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Guess what? Me.   It was very performative. Or gas didn't touch a penis.  

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I can't touch a penis.   All the men won't let me touch their penises.   Why won't they let me touch their penises?  

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I think she has had enough fiber. Swallow a bigger sword than that  

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guy.  

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There we go.  

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I hate the cashier at Fries. Yeah.  

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It's really I like how they have the volcano just, like, randomly in the middle. That's right.   Touch my face the bird wings so I could swing the stick again. Did that chick just have, like, a giant, like, stomach flock that just, like, went up and down as she moved her arms?  

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Is this the lady that put it all together?  

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I think so. I haven't seen the zedip before.   She looks kind of shamanic, kind of magical, maybe a little bit witchy, a little spiritual.  

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Woah. Woah. A lanorexic.  

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Honey, you gotta change your clothes. You're looking kinda shamanic, to be honest.  

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This bow thing, darling, is a worship party.  

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There's no money. Like It's a promotional video for her rage   releasing.  

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Oh, yes. So keep it to yourself. So performative.  

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I don't wanna be around other people if I'm doing anything  

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similar. Just making a bunch of money.   Sticks in the ground.   Dude, anybody that wants to pay, you don't even gotta go see this chick. Just send me some money. I got so many fucking threes. After you're done smacking the stick though, I would appreciate it if you put them in a pile.  

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Tell Christy I can write a script that allows her to do this woman's job for half the price. Yeah. Yeah. We'll we'll cut we'll cut her undercut her bigger than shit, and I will get the place cleaned up for free. Rechargeable portable PA. You just put it on your backpack and you put that little mic and it goes right to the corner of your mouth. So she doesn't have to yell or anything.  

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No. We'll even give them we'll even give them hatches and shit. They can, like, make their own stuff on them out here clear. Oh, yeah.  

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Yeah. I just  

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kinda have you gonna hand these people hatches, though. Yeah. They can do it, Sam. Training.  

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They're putting themselves   in danger. They're taking sticks, and they're beating them against the ground and then the stick not go back. Ricochets back at their face   You're gonna lose a toe. Real bodily damage could be inflicted.  

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I don't know. Maybe if we invite that church guy that can grow the toes back. Yep. Let's see. It's all come full circle. They're And then the rage. This is how the spiders work.  

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We grew the toes back. Yeah. We cut them off, and we grow them back. I heard you said they'll bring the toes back with his, cigar smoke, but I never saw it. What did the ground do to her? They seem very angry at the ground and the sticks. For some reason. Very angry. Do you know what they need to do about it? They're trying to work.  

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There is some other issues. They're angry at the earth, I guess. I don't know what the fuck is. I'm not Stay passive. Agent. Go get shrooms and be alone. Like, what is wrong with you?   We alone together.  

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No. That's a different kind of vulnerability to eat mushrooms by yourself in the woods. I don't think you see it.  

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It's like a real  

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real man. I was like, I don't know those good trolling lies. Like, you wanna go as far as you can all by yourself. Make sure you can still see your car and eat them right as the sun is setting.   Yeah.  

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Dude, it's so fucked up because I'll forget that I took I hear everything.   Stuff, and then I'll start tripping, and I'll be like, why is everything so surreal? It'll take me a while to remember that I ate mushrooms.  

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Yeah. That's a shitty feeling, honestly. You're  

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start in nature and then you go into, like, a city setting   during the same trip? You're like You all done.  

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If there's one thing I've told people other than just don't do it, you're not cut out for this shit. The set and setting is everything. You wanna take them during the day in a nature setting where you won't be disturbed.   Don't take them in the same mood where your little brother and his friends are playing Nintendo 64.   You don't want to be   Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm not cut out for any of that shit. And don't drink and smoke lots first to as you anticipate them coming on. You know? That's kind of a higher level business there. Don't slam Keystone lights and smoke lots of joints.  

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Oh.  

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Because the mushrooms kick in and you feel like you're not shrunken stoned, but, technically, you still are.  

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I don't know if I could drink anymore, man.  

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No. I know I I don't want I don't know if I could do it.  

[02:30:31] Unknown:

Like, I walked I walked through the grocery this like, just this weekend. I was like, holy shit. I wonder if I could actually,   like,   like, drink alcohol again. I'm, like, looking at it. Like, if I could,   what would I, like, get a honey whiskey, like, a Jack? I don't know. Like, what would I do?   And, like, I'm looking through here. I'm like,   oh my god. And then Blended burgers. That's enough about adding I don't remember. Oh, I know what it was. Then I saw the Sailor Jerry bottle,   and I my my   my   Like that like, you start reliving   that in your whole   in your life, you know, and you're.  

Black velvet. Oh, that's right. No. I answered my question. I can't drink anymore.   Nope. That was it. I answered my question. I'm never drinking again. My opinion.  

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Well, now they don't even sound a little attractive.   Sounds horrible.  

[02:31:33] Unknown:

Botanical drapes, like herbal drapes and   shrubs. Like, there's so many things that you can have if you're just, like, born with juice. Like, you can have a mocktail.  

[02:31:44] Unknown:

That's fine. There's so many nonalcoholic beers now. It's amazing. Options out there.  

[02:31:49] Unknown:

Yeah. I've been wanting to try some of those. They're good. I I buy them.   The genic ones.  

[02:31:55] Unknown:

Is that kinda like where you go to, like, a a a a   group full of bunch of men that don't have sex with women and then strip and they pretend like it's not gay. Is that, like, drinking beer that's not alcohol?  

[02:32:06] Unknown:

There's not an alcoholic.  

[02:32:13] Unknown:

I'm just trying to get this straight.  

[02:32:16] Unknown:

We all know this. I like your face. Who's the straightest spider? I don't know what you're saying. Definitely the straightest spider. Ben Carlson.  

[02:32:24] Unknown:

What he said, son of a little baby?  

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That's what you're into.  

[02:32:30] Unknown:

It does keep ejaculating out of his mouth on camera.  

[02:32:37] Unknown:

I wanna get off. That's awesome. That this that's so did fucking did fucking,   what's her name? The governor of South Dakota write this fucking  

[02:32:49] Unknown:

Stop the sexual revolution.   I want to get off. I need some new comedians.  

[02:32:55] Unknown:

Is this Alan Marcus' cleverness?  

[02:32:58] Unknown:

No. I don't know who first uttered these   words.   Nice.   Years after the sexual revolution started churning and churning and churning and churning.   Maybe it's butter now.  

[02:33:14] Unknown:

I mean, I agree. I think the the sexual revolution obviously had   dire consequences   that,   you know,   people just didn't realize.   You know, there's obviously   some   spiritual   implications   to unprotected   sex or to protected sex   that still, you know,   you know, this what the fuck cat is dialing the phone back.  

[02:33:46] Unknown:

I thought we're getting somewhere too. The cats got the number to   a phone sex operation.  

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But, obviously, you know, outside of just the pregnancy or the transfer of an STD or things like that, there was more implications to having free sex than   what we as a society understood.   Oh, quit growling at them kids. Oh, totally.  

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I think we're still kind of figuring it out. Like, we're just now kind of looking at it at a a spiritual   aspect   again.  

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The dog is okay. Yeah.  

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Give the dog a fishbone.   Let them mosh alone.  

[02:34:28] Unknown:

Yeah. I guess.   Mosh alone.  

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But, yeah, that's it.   I have a basketball for my I'm against the sexual revolution also, but apparently, Kristi Noem wrote that   fucking slogan.   Math, we're on it.  

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Kristi   Noem,   who wants it to be known that she's   a puppy dog killer? That she likes killing dogs and goats. So don't have to bite her   to the political   parties,   tailgates,   cocktail or otherwise.   She doesn't wanna run for vice president.   She doesn't wanna have any extra political activities.   She just wants to run her term out and get out   of the circus, get out of the mess.   She tried and didn't like it.  

[02:35:23] Unknown:

Well, she went against a whole bunch of things that the voters wanted,   including, like, hemp.   She vetoed it.   She   vetoed,   recreational cannabis.   Like, she did a lot of vetoing,   and   she didn't I don't think she has a future in South Dakota,   at all. Because, I mean, you can't you can't go directly against what and, like, like,   hemp, it was like an 80%   fucking,   yes.   Like, overwhelming.  

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What?  

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

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You have an impostor friend? Is Christy Noem in the room with us now?  

[02:36:18] Unknown:

I'd like an impostor friend.   I've never Kristi, no.  

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Under god that email. Rule. This is governor.sd.   Gov.  

[02:36:30] Unknown:

As a rule of thumb, the more attractive the politician, the more evil they probably are. Big ass basket.  

[02:36:39] Unknown:

I see a wooden table. Yeah. I'm thinking about 1. Are we looking at the same thing?  

[02:36:44] Unknown:

I see.  

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This   is your picture in the top left.   Yeah. The more attractive a a politician is, the more evil they are.  

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Oh, she's the 33rd governor.   People like that number. Every time they see it,   they get a little giggly.  

[02:37:03] Unknown:

Yeah. South Dakota has not been,   a state for that or for that damn long. We were one of the last places to become a state. Like, they held out for a long time. It moved from west in and from east in before we became a state, like Montana   was and all that.   South Dakotans are not joiners.  

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What is the state motto of South Dakota?   It's cold.  

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I know it's fucked off. Yeah.  

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What happens in Sturgis stays in Sturgis?  

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Until they call it the National Guard. In general probably hates that there's a festival every year in Sturgis.  

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The state population   got more than doubled. But the thing is is Sturgis is a dying festival.   So, you know, kids today aren't into motorcycles the same way. It's not it's not a symbol of freedom and rebellion for them. Like, that's that's really what it was back then was   the the, you know, that was, oh, I'm I'm free and on the open road with the wind in my hair, and it was a symbol to them of freedom and rebellion.   And,   I was at the 75th   Sturgis.   I was a vendor,   and,   the head of the Sons of Silence was there.   And,   he stood up and he was talking,   and he said, this is the largest Sturgis we're ever gonna be be at that's ever gonna be. He said, the 100th Sturgis will not be even close to this size. He says,   none of the gangs are able to refill their numbers, not the angels, not the sun to silence, none of them. He's like, you know, we're deplete our numbers are depleting.  

People just aren't you know, Harley is not the American dream anymore.  

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Yeah.   Well, I mean, it was there's always a thing to be motorcycle club adjacent. You don't have to be in a club run for a minute, and then, of course, all the clubs go.  

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But it was still more it's still motorcycle centric, and kids just don't give a fuck about motorcycles as much anymore.   Like, they're too busy playing video games and stuff. Like,   you don't see these younger guys riding bikes.  

[02:39:32] Unknown:

Or driving cars.  

[02:39:34] Unknown:

Yeah. Or even driving cars. True.   So many kids now are 24,   25. I have my driver's license when I was 13.   Right. Are you kidding me?   Like, the idea of not having a driver's license, that's   woof.  

[02:39:53] Unknown:

How the fuck why would you wanna stay home?   Yeah. Like, what was the point? Like you want? Everything's happening online.  

[02:40:00] Unknown:

Everything's, you know  

[02:40:02] Unknown:

Well, and I think, like, I didn't get mine till I was 25 because   my parents just would not help me do it at all. They just expected that I would just have friends   that would help me. It was really just kinda messed up.   So I didn't end up getting it until I was, like, 25.   But I've been driving since I was 12, so that didn't make any sense at all.   But,   so they, like, kinda taught me how to drive, and then they wouldn't help me past a certain point. They were just like, whatever. You're supposed to have friends help you or whatever.   But I think that there's a lot of, like, people who their parent, especially in a single parent home, like, their parents are just too busy and can't figure out the time to do it. That wasn't really the case in my case, but I think I could see that for   a lot of kids now.  

Or they live in cities where they don't have to drive anywhere and they just Uber places.  

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Well, yeah, they're trying to make 15 minute cities so you don't have to go very far for anything. But Yeah. I didn't get mine till I was 20,   probably. In a range. Just because we didn't have an extra vehicle.   Like, we had a manual, which was way too hard to be alert on apparently.   I still learned how to drive a manual, but   but, like, the other option was a minivan. So it's like, okay. Well,   that's not exactly easier, but I can drive it to college there and back. That's how I got all my hours in. Learning how to drive is just through morning   and evening rush hour. So Yeah. You know? But, like, kids now,   do they even   have jobs to get a car? Like, do you really wanna get into the debt system? Like, my brother didn't want to get into the debt system. He didn't want to take out a car payment.  

That was something he really didn't wanna do. I mean, he he did it. He chose to do it because he needed a car,  

[02:41:59] Unknown:

but that's that sucks. I mean, why do you have to take out a loan, though? I mean, I bought by by the time I was 19, I bought in 5 vehicles, and it it cost me under   $700.9 cans of strobes.  

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Yeah. Living good all days.  

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9 kids at Strobes. Thank those brave drivers who get that, screen for you. Yes.  

[02:42:27] Unknown:

13, Sherry, because,   I'm from a rural area.   So when you're 13, you can get a far a farm license. You gotta get a farmer's license, Scott, out there in Wyoming too.   So not only could I drive vehicles, I could drive tractors. I could do all that kind of shit when I was 13,   and I had to drive to school every day because I'm because dad was at work in town. So I had to bring home grain and everything in the feed. So I had to drive to the elevator and bring home grain and all that kind of shit.   You can only drive   75 miles from your home or any land that you owned.  

Yeah.  

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K. And you couldn't have people with you?  

[02:43:07] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't have your friends hanging out. Yeah.  

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And you had to be within 75 miles of a property that you owned.  

[02:43:16] Unknown:

I think they still have that too, but they've really restricted it a lot more.  

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Yeah. And then when I was 15, I think, I got,   when I was 15, I think my license switched to   I could drive anywhere, but during,   like, curfew hours, it was, like, 6 in the morning till, like, 10 at night. But during harvest season and shit like that, nobody pays attention to that kind of shit because   you're working. You're working.   And then,   when I was 16, I had a full, full, normal driver's license.   Bitch. Bitch.   And then by the time I was 18, I could drive.  

[02:44:01] Unknown:

Yeah. And I like, the whole time, like, with my license, I had cars. Like, I bought cars,   and then they would just sit there   because nobody you know, my parents wouldn't go driving with me. So that or, you know, where my car was. So I would just sit there.   And sometimes I would have, you know, a person   outside of my family occasionally, but, like, I'm not really, like, an extroverted person in general. So,   like, it was just kind of, like, a weird situation. But, yeah, there's always stuff like that. And there's it's getting There's gonna be weird situations  

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either way, but the general   kids don't get their licenses till they're in their mid twenties now. And when I was a when I was a kid, everybody had their license, basically. I mean, I'm saying there are exceptions and understood that shit's gonna happen, but the general has moved to where these kids aren't getting their licenses till their mid twenties.  

[02:45:02] Unknown:

Yeah.   Well, I was gonna just say, like, it is getting a lot harder to find, like,   vehicles that'll even go, like, if you're, say, rural,   like, some of us are where   it's like a half an hour at least to town or whatever,   where it's kind of even not very reliable to get   just that 30 miles every day for,   you know, a month or 2   until you can get something else. It's it it has gotten a lot harder to find.  

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Well, I mean, they were they were shipped vehicles back then. That was part of the deal   is you had to you bought a piece of shit vehicle.   Part you learned how to work on these vehicles, and you learned about your vehicle by fixing it up and getting it rolling.   It broke down between you and town 12 times, and you had to figure out some real crazy shit.   And, like, every kid that I knew was fucking near Mad Max when I was a kid. Like, fucking they had to do 12   steer the fuck out of here.  

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He's gonna fix these new cars, bro. No. They had Right. They had all the.  

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Gonna be an electrical engineer. And you could still buy the other vehicles.   People kids just don't wanna.  

[02:46:13] Unknown:

Oh. If it's not something nice and new,  

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vehicles all fucked up. 90s vehicles are all over the place, but these kids are too cool to be seen in a 90s vehicle.  

[02:46:32] Unknown:

You guys are making hard to find in the cities because they had cash for clunkers. Some people got 5 grand.  

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Well, they're harder to find here because all the people, like, our age want them because they're like, well, I know how to work on it. Yeah. And it's better on gas.  

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Now they're ridiculously expensive.   Cars without computers are  

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very expensive, it seems like. I've always had that as an idea to just go get as many of those cars as you can and chunk them   together.   Refurbish them.  

[02:47:02] Unknown:

With the Johnny Cash song.  

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Yeah. I see those vehicles on the street   all the time.   Yeah. Or you've got, like, a minivan, and it's got a different hood and a different,   side door and a different mirror. And it's all different colors, and they didn't bother to paint it  

[02:47:19] Unknown:

one color. It's it's a functional car. Using 3 d printing to make accurate but these kids don't wanna be seen in that shit. Alternators more compatible and, you know   These kids don't wanna be seen in that shit. They don't wanna take the time to work on their vehicle.  

[02:47:35] Unknown:

Like And that that's kind of where we get to the the crux of the situation here where   you gotta start somewhere.   Right. You gotta get a license.   You gotta get a car that you can drive   to get to a job.   And, yes, it's going to be difficult.   Yes.   That's   that's kind of how it's set up.  

[02:48:02] Unknown:

But I see one of the biggest complaints is that they try to get jobs, but they don't have experience. And it's like, but where does that experience come from?   If you show them a job, at least you have that. You can say, hey. I rebuilt this car. You know, at least if you're managing your own life, you at least have that. You have a skill. You have something.   Yeah. You're developing skills.   If you're not interested   in gaining any skills, if it's too hard, if it looks dirty, if it's not   somewhere where you can flaunt your sexuality because there's too much focus on sexuality right now for everybody to learn anything useful.   Right? Like, there's just too many trends   that when they're too young to focus on all the weirdest wrong things,   and it's like, come on. So so, really, it's it's being more interested in, you know, life and how it works. That's I'm seeing those trends online too where people are like, get your kids outside. Get them involved in your everyday life because,   you know, I was my mom was just telling me about   the what is he, 10? Maybe he's 10 or less that he's already a master temperature because he just hung around his dad all the time. And he's like, alright. You do what I'm doing. So you you get if you start getting kids to do things, it's shocking what kids are capable of. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Shocking.  



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Like, you'll see fucking like you said, little kids that are bare they didn't even hit puberty, and they are the old fucking craftsmen. You're like.  

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But everybody would rather watch kids do those things than become those kids that do things. Yep. Oh, wow. I can never do that. My mental, whatever, is debilitating.   It's like you just put that on yourself.   You're you're part of that cycle.   The more you say that, the more you believe that, the more you focus on that, and that's what you're gonna manifest every time. That's what you're going to create. It is as you say.  

[02:49:55] Unknown:

It's true. Yeah. TikTok borderline personality disorder is a badge of honor.  

[02:50:01] Unknown:

Well, and these kids   today, like alright. Even take when I bought this property.   You can go back and look at the videos from when I first brought it, and there's there's numerous comments about how shitty my property looked and, you know, what a dump this place was. You fucking ain't right it was.   And fucking because I didn't need to buy a house that was already perfectly done and cost $350,000.   I paid $80,000   for a fucking 26 acres with a house on it,   And then it was a dump. But   three and a half years later, my place is looking real nice. The realtor went just up here because he's selling another place. Like, holy shit. He stopped by. He's like, wow,   man. And it's like, well, you know,   you just put in the work. You know? That's that depends on what your priorities are. And I don't like   I remember one time Sarah laughed asked me which video games I play. I was like, I don't know, dude. I go out and do, like, yard work. You know? Like, sissy shit like that. I don't I don't really play video games.  

Like, I don't have time. I gotta go out and run my chainsaw or fucking clear brush or whatever.   And because I didn't   want because I didn't feel the need to have a house that was perfect when I bought it,   I got it for a price that a person can live with   and, you know, and can come up with that kind of cash. And then I just kept working on it and working on it, and now it's getting real nice. So my house was not super nice for the 1st couple of years. Oh, that killed me. Oh,   who gives a  

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shit? What do you think about the idea of   working online?   Like, most young kids probably think it's easier   to create a social media account and become some sort of entertainment influencer.   Like, why would I have to go   do any sort of other work when I can put on a show?  

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Yeah. That's what that is what they think.  

[02:52:00] Unknown:

And I I've watched, like, you know, mostly   political bots try to stir things up online,   and they're like, why do you care about this? And they're like, okay. But listen. Even if they did,   their number one job is to entertain you.   Yeah.   So   so what? You want them all to use their platform to blast a thing? They're not gonna do that. This is their job.  

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Yeah.  

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Is to not is to focus on themselves.  

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And I'm not you know, Glenn, I'm not sure what time period   you any any of the people you ever knew lived in.   But whether it was a king or something like that, land tax has always been a thing. It's it's somebody who's always going to come around and they have a big army, and they're gonna take their money.   That's just how it's been historically.   Like, that whole land tax thing's not new. You can look at any history book, and that's you know, the peasants gripe with the king. It's, you know, over and over and over. Nobody likes government stealing their money, and governments like stealing money.   It's it's just how it works.  



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I   think the only thing worse than property tax is not having property   to complain about having property taxes.  

[02:53:17] Unknown:

Mhmm. I mean, don't get me wrong. I don't like property tax either. It's garbage. That's the cost of doing business. That's the cost of living.  

[02:53:25] Unknown:

Having a property to live on,   then you can set up a tent on it. You can camp   as much as you want on your own property.  

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You can you can even in California   here, it's just a thing people don't wanna fucking listen to or realize.   So in California,   like, in Humboldt County,   the law and this is the way a lot of Northern California is. They don't have they have   regulations, but only if you're building a regulation house. If you wanna build something that's not a regulation house,   they're just fine with that. If you wanna come out and build a yurt or a stick house or a fucking   mud house or a fucking,   that, like, that shit, like, what Benjamin was doing with the logs and the cement,   whatever,   you can build whatever the fuck you want, but you have to build it. You can't have other people do that kind of shit,   and people don't wanna do that. Like like my last farm,   when I moved up there, I literally parked in Winnebago up there,   and we stayed in a Winnebago. And we actually did stay in a tent a lot of nights because it was too hot   in Redding to stay out in that Winnebago.  

And then I built a 10 by 10 room, and we used it as a kitchen. And then I built another 10 by 10 room, And then we connected them, and then we had a 10 about the same size house I got now. Well,   I got a 20 by 30 now, so I got about twice as big a house, I guess.  

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I must maybe, like,   chapped into the right algorithm because I'm I seem to be convinced that it's not as bleak as all that. You know what I mean? Like, there are a lot of people that are actually doing these things and making these moves and working this hard   and try to do something better for the next generations.   So I I I I'm not looking at channel, Rachel. I'm looking at the rural areas, and we're dying. No. I know. I'm looking for it here. I'm looking. I'm looking for those neighbors. I'm looking for those communities to get tapped into because it can't just be online.   It's gotta be it's gotta be for real, and those communities do exist. When I started getting into permaculture before I moved, they exist. They're not as loud. Agree that permaculture,  

[02:55:41] Unknown:

communities agree, exist, but it's mostly people   who are living urban   that that wanna do these things. They don't wanna go live rural. And this is what we're talking about, Rachel. You're never gonna move into an urban area and be able to buy a house for cheap.  

[02:55:58] Unknown:

No. I agree.  

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That that's not the place. It's never been that place. Even even when all these kids go around crying, oh, our parents bought this house cheap in the fifties. When they bought that house cheap in the fifties, it was 20 miles away from the city. If you go 20 miles away from the city, houses are still cheap. The urban sprawl, the city encroached   from them. Still get 20 miles away the city and these kids don't wanna live out in the country. They don't wanna build their own houses. They don't wanna do those things. They wanna have the advantages of the city. They wanna live above the car.   And so all the rural areas are dying.  

Like, every go look at post office closures.   That's the biggest signal that you can tell of how many people are living in that area. If they don't if as soon as they that that post office   does not have enough customers, it closes.   And you every year,   every little every year, they close down more and more little small town post offices.   They cut them in at their hours in half, and that's that's true. Are leaving. They go to the city, and then they cry about the cost of housing because they wanna live in downtown San Francisco.  

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Well, I know that's true.  

[02:57:13] Unknown:

Right. And it's like   rural places could be just as cool and have, like,   you know, little shops and stuff,   like people like about the city, you know. But   if you're not if there's nobody there, there's nobody to have the shops   and   go to them or be customers   or if they just only buy stuff on Amazon   and never go to   spend money at a local place, then, you know, that's part of the problem too.  

[02:57:44] Unknown:

Well, that's true. If they'll if the local places are even open. The town I'm from,   everything's closed down in that town. When I was a kid, it had a bank. It had a cut a gas station, a grocery store, a lumber yard,   all those things,   a bar, all those things. Now it doesn't have any of them. This town right that I live next to right here,   since I've lived here, the general store is closed down. There isn't a single business in that town anymore. There used to be a crane running through there. Garberville, the town right over here, almost every business on Main Street's closed now. It was about 3 quarters of them were open when I moved here. There may be 2 or 3 businesses open on Main Street at this point. Maybe.   Redway,   Stacey Sunshine, the town she lived in was a ghost town is a ghost town. Every room Oh, yeah.  

These kids,   they refuse to live   where this the the   happenings.   They have to be where the happenings are, and they refuse to be anywhere else. And they want the price of my house   in in the big city, and they won't make that transition, and they don't care, and they're more willing to sit and cry and live in a cardboard box in the city   than they are to come out and build their own home in the country.  

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Yeah. No. What do you phrase there to do that? I have a Voltron for a moment.  

[02:59:15] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:59:16] Unknown:

And and that's that's exactly the point of people wanting to live in the city   because that's where the Internet connections were, while the rural places didn't have   fast Internet.   Now everywhere has pretty much got Internet,   so that's not really an excuse anymore to say, well, I need Internet   all the time,   and I can only get that from the city. Now everyone has access.   Whether you like it or not. There's towers,   a cell phone signal   everywhere. They put up so many of those towers   all along   the interstates, the highways,   the back roads. They're everywhere now.  



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There's a cat fake,   saguaros   here. The people are just figuring out that there's   that these saguaros are fake.   And on the inside, they say, Verizon   Tower or something like that. Yep.  

[03:00:20] Unknown:

But they're Wow. Yeah. That sucks.  

[03:00:23] Unknown:

Yeah. They look like real sorrows.  

[03:00:26] Unknown:

But They're good fakes?  

[03:00:28] Unknown:

They're good fit. They're they're getting much better. Some of them are terrible. There's one on Houghton that's   the dumbest looking fake   saguaro,  

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but they're the newer ones, they're getting more clever about it. The newer ones like a Memphis design style to them, they kinda look like a 19 eighties new wave sorta   neon green cactus, like a cartoon cactus.  

[03:00:54] Unknown:

That whole thing is,   again, you know, where they're kinda making a misconception   because they say that their signal everywhere   well, their signal everywhere that city people wanna be.   Like, as soon as you get out into these rural areas,   there's vast areas that don't have Internet signal. Really true. No.   Like, I had like, we all know about my Voltron. Now it's gotten better. Goddamn it. Stop.  

[03:01:23] Unknown:

Winston, sit down.  

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That we all know that's gotten better, but that was the best signal I could that was available for the longest time. And there's other guys like, Owen Benjamin and Marty Leeds that also live very rural,   and their signal's garbage.   Like, I don't it takes me 45 minutes for my cell phone to become useful, and that's if I'm trying to make it useful.   If I want to, I can drive for 3 and a half hours and never get signal.  

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But that's in that's not somewhere. I'm in nowhere. No. Especially where you live because it it'd be hard for them to cover   Sierra Nevadas with consistent signal because it's so straight up and down anyway.   Logistics are putting up towers.  

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And that's that's wisdom for planning a road trip knowing that   you can travel and there might be still dead spots. You might not have a gas station. So if you are traveling, carry   extra gas, extra batteries, plant and not have   the convenience stores open because they're closing.  

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Make sure you download  

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our streams off of the RSS and have them on your phone. That's the important thing. So you can listen to them When you lose cell phone service. Oh, if you're in a long stretch without the bed, you can close your eyes and imagine us on the screen.  

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Yeah. Just close your eyes.  

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Hands right here.  

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But 9   your toes.  

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Close your eyes and regrow your toes.  

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Regrow your eyes. Close your eyes. I have to ask you. Regrow your toes. See, that's all you need is hypnosis.  

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A good pastor. Hypnosis.  

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Hypnosis.   Entirely  

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is a lot harder than the whole   one leg was longer. That's that's my favorite. The one leg longer than the other one. That's the old one. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good price. Okay.   Yeah. I know. Oh, look at it grow. Pray. Pray. Pray. Pray. Like   Grow the leg. Grow the leg. Pray, Jesus.  

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Like Nerd fight. Nerd fight.  

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An evangelist   and those kung fu people, like, the dudes that do, like, the weird cry schools, they might be the most gullible people on the  

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planet. Oh,  

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Christ. Writers and owners.  

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Who's the Yeah. Anyone who wants ones where the dude is like  

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and, like, beat up, like, 6 guys doing shit like   Yeah. You're like,   that's so fucking dumb.  

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Yeah. Yeah.  

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It's the move of moves.   Even a record play video games. I just, like, I'm a button masher.   I just mash buttons.  

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I haven't played a video game in so long. I had I wouldn't know what they look like anymore.  

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The same.  

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Yeah. They look the same but worse. Yeah.  

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Usually I still got a Nintendo 64.  

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That was the p oh, those are fun. Video wise.  

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Yeah. I've I've even  

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Mike Tyson's punch out? Oh, yeah.  

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That was a good game. I still have to get straight to Mike Tyson if you want it.   What is it? 007-373-5963.  

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Oh, see. You heard it here. We're spider webs.  

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And then you're gonna push that code in there. What I want you to do is get ready to go like this.   Because that's what you can't do.   To get mad at the 1st round, you're gonna have to go.   K.   Some of my guys' dapper cuts knock you out in 1 punch.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. You gotta wait for him to blink if I remember correctly. It's like 2 wings.  

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2 wings, and then he's gonna cut short. Round, really. Not a second round, but after he stops throwing the huge uppercuts, that's what it does. He blinks and then he throws a straight overhand   jab or a overhand punch.   And so you can move out of the way and then you can get a shot in on him.  

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That was, like, 1987.  

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Yeah. I used to be able to beat him without taking a   punch. Took a long time to get there.  

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Not with the code.  

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I remember  

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the last game I played a lot of was probably,   Wolfenstein.   My friend and I, we got you know, you get good at it, and it got to where, like, can you go kill Hitler with just the knife?  

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That's a challenge. That's a good one. Like a AI movie where Hitler's addicted to playing Wolfenstein and attacking himself.  

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Yes.  

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Yeah, boys.  

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Yes.  

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These damn vampires.  

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Every time he loses, he's like, oh, he's just such a tough son of a bitch and good looking.  

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And then he's kinda, like, a snail or whatever. And then he's like, no.  

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No. I am the viewer. I am the viewer.  

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That's another good gift for a loop.  

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Time   stamp   it.  

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Jesus Christ. That's all we need on that one.  

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No. Would  

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you get that word of the day?  

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There you go. What is the word of the day? Legs.  

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Spread the word.  

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Okay. Legs. Alright.   I thought it would be toes. Gant. I thought it was toes. Toes?   Spread your toes. That's what they say. It's on the airport now. Hell, yeah. It's on toes. Spread your toes. Spread your toes until  

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I told you once. I told you twice. She was a head of cock. She was a head of cock. She was a head of cock. That's what  

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I done told to be. Also, socks removed, please.  

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Please do not put your socks back on before picking up your luggage.  

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Gams.   Gams.  

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So   you still think that word. I guess it's Gams.  

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Gams. Legs. That means that  

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Yeah. It's a better word.  

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Gams. All combined.  

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Yeah. Yeah. The other the other   good indicator   of towns   dying is  

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all these schools that Jake and Dave's got some gams. You know what I mean? All these gams. All these,   schools that are  

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merging. Premium GAM or just be cut?  

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What the fuck are we talking about here?  

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Damn. Damn.  

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Legs,   jams,  

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clams. Oh my gosh. Did you ever eat   a jam of lamb?  

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I was just gonna say god damn.   God damn. Goddamn it.   Why gam?  

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I got it. Them   gam.  

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I think it was the Nephilu, goddamn  

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or gam. Goddamn.   How are you?  

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How tall was the Nephilu? We over here.  

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We   need,   like, a   a mini pearl kind of thing.  

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Hell yeah. And I don't know why we're not having more flappers.   Yeah. To take their shoes. Flappers. Oh. Dresses would be fun.  

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Yeah.  

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Yeah. Whatever happened to a flapper style?  

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They got rid of it because the women were comfortable.  

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Oh, yeah. Because they they were comfortable. Because they weren't wearing them bras anymore.  

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Insecure men with money are like, that's not right. We gotta That's alright.  

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She's too she's getting more attention than I am.  

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Is there a way to take that? That's just tell us back. What do they call it?  

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Roll back the, suffrage. Can we you know,   we we rethink that voting thing.  

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Yeah. Oh, I mean, that's a that's a big secret, actually. People don't know how many women were against this stuff for Jet. Like Yeah. That's very true.  

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Stupid.   On   the,   on the.  

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The whole thing is is is they fuck themselves when they did that. They had more power before they,   entered the voting arena than after.  

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Well, that was their   argument too. A lot of those conservative women   like  

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Yeah. My husband votes how I tell him to. Why would I need to go myself?  

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Shakers and and stuff like that where, like, you're giving up your power to, like you control the family. You know? Some of them were openly saying that. You know? They're the moral they're the moral voice.  

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So when when women said something,   because they weren't the force, which is what voting is in reality,   whether people wanna pretend it is or not. Pretending it's not is the same as calling the cops and pretending like you didn't use force. Like, that wasn't you that went over and beat your neighbors up. Like, you're just being a bitch about it and have somebody else go and do it instead of doing it yourself. Marcus is not doing that shit, man.  

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Marcus,  

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stop.  

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It. Look. That's goddamn it. Absolutely. Stop doing that shit, man.  

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That's just that. So when they entered the voting arena, they gave up the little high ground that they had. They gave up being that. They they entered   and and it's a very odd thing because when you enter into a a   that realm,   it's a realm that you know, it's like   me going into a a   freaking something that you're just absolutely incapable of winning and then trying to be   equal part in that.   Literally, they gave up their having a stronger position in order to try and take up a position that they can't even enforce themselves.   And historically,   when you see things like we see politically happening now where   you move you see a very feminine left and a very masculine conservative right, and they quit being able to have a   masculine conservative   right, and they quit being able to have a communication and a dialogue.  

And they're no longer,   able to have a political discourse such as we've come to where if you watch any of the senate hearings,   they they'll just up half the side will just up and leave the hearing and won't even listen to the other side. Well, as soon as discourse breaks down,   it falls back to force. And when it falls back to force, we see historically,   then all of a sudden women lose their rights, and then they're in a much worse position than they were before ever. Then that's how you end up with the weird shit, like, over in the Arab countries where they have absolutely no rights and they're basically a second class citizen like an animal.   It's a it's a weird deal.  



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Yeah. The process, is more complicated than what they allow us to think about in the general terms of, how we   engage with each other. Yeah. Always nuanced. It's not it's complicated and it takes time to understand it. And if you're programmed to knee jerk reaction on either side,   doesn't   matter, conservative or,   liberal, doesn't matter. If you're just   resigned to your position, you're not flexible,   then you're never gonna be able to understand why the person might have a position for you to understand and make a choice.   Because to me, I was gonna say earlier, everything's performative now because of the Internet. Yeah. And, so and that's infected everything and everyone almost completely, like, you almost can't get away from it. And so that's why a kid can't get a $500 car and learn how to wrench on the carburetor because performatively,   you know, you might not be taking pictures or streamer or even broadcasting on your social media, but that same feeling exists when you got your head under the hood. So then you have that feeling   that you're not up to snuff. Your performance is illegitimate. It's not good enough. Your people your neighbors are looking at you and making fun of you in their mind, and that may not even be true. But because   the Internet sharpened us all up to this performative nature,   now it makes it so no nuance can exist.  

You can't, you know   you could take the piece of shit, 500 car, make it into a $5,000 car with a horse for 5 or 6 years,   with nickel and diamond all the way and flip it and buy the car you want without a payment still. But not if you're too concerned about what people think when you bring home the piece of shit car in a trailer and have to knock the cobweb off of it or wash it in your front yard with a hose.   If you care that they're gonna look at you, then you can't do it. You have to not give a fuck and mean it in your heart. Not pretend not performatively, not give a fuck and pretend you don't give a fuck. You have to actually find out how to to let go of caring what other people think and stop believing that you imagine you know what they're fucking thinking in their head when you don't.  

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It it may just be misplaced   shame.   So if you have a clunker   and you're repairing it,   and each time the engine starts,   you might feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.   But to feel shame that you were able to do something with   a junker   to then   build up to another level   of competency to say, now I can get another junker,   repair another thing, setting up a new set of habits   that lead to self approval in a better situation,   that's something that you could   experience, you know, a quiet sense of   self   pride and all these positive attributes.   If it's a performative   thing   where every step of the way you have to share on social media,   then every step of the way, people are going to criticize you and tear you down   and say the dumbest things.  

Those people aren't doing what you're doing. You don't know who they are. They don't know what you're doing.   But putting your plans   publicly   means that you're never going to accomplish the plan.   So if the whole idea of coming up with a brilliant plan, publishing it online to say, look how smart I am, and then not accomplishing   the goal,   then you rubber band back to, well, now I'm a failure, and I can't do anything.   So developing   kind of inner sense   of self worth   over time   by knowing what you've done and keeping that secret   and remembering each day what you've done to get where you are, you'll see   that each day you've made   progress,   and it might feel really, really slow.  

But each day,   you've overcome hurdles that other people haven't even attempted to   examine to figure out if they gotta crawl under it or round it or over it. They haven't even figured out what the problems are.   But to actually get the experience.  

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Sometimes you don't even notice that you're making progress.   And then all of a sudden, you turn around one day, and you're, like, standing on top of a mountain.   You know? It's like, woah.   Like, how how did the a wise man once asked me,   how does a chicken move a mountain?   One spoonful at a time.   And that's kinda how you have to do it. You have to chip away at it. You can't you can't have an idea, a brilliant idea, and then announce to the world that you're going to   make this mountain move.   And then all of a sudden,   that was the easiest thing. And, like, in your mind, it's there and it's done. Then they zoom in on you for every spoonful, and you have a hard time dumping them out right. Well, no. You don't even start because you've you've done you've cut you've accomplished the goal in your mind, and you've told everyone. And then all of a sudden, you wake up and you didn't do anything because you think, I'm gonna move a mountain. You don't think, I'm gonna   move a mountain by a spoonful.  

You're like, there's a there's a   finale.   And I've and every and I've set the expectation that I'm gonna do this great thing, and they they never do anything.   But the person that's like, I'm gonna move a mountain,   everybody's gonna see   it, but I'm not gonna tell them. I'm just gonna gonna move a spoon at a time and a spoon at a time and a spoon at a time. And all of a sudden, you're standing on top of a mountain.   And everybody's like, oh, hey. Where'd that mountain come from? And you're like, yeah.  

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I moved this thing. Kinda like how they put up the cell phone towers, and you're like, where'd that come from? Yeah.  

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Yeah. They definitely don't plaster announcements all over the media and with big poster boards that say putting up cell phone towers 5 g this week, this time, this date. No. I think that they they put up the ones that look really fake  

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on purpose.   It's like, oh, that's a fake that's a fake,   saguaro.   Cactus.   So Saguaro?   Saguaro. Yes.  

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Yeah.   Saguaro.  

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Yeah. It's a different kind of cactus. That's a fake saguaro.   Pacific Northwest,  

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so that's  

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really bad palm trees too. And then they make a 1,000 of them that are right right in your front yard. You won't even see them because you're looking for the fake one. Yeah. You'll notice if you miss the ones that are gonna bite you.  

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Yep. Meanwhile, they're putting little ones all over the place.   Smaller   smaller ones,   and they're much more sneaky.  

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Electrifying your balls.  

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Yeah. Electrifying your balls. Some people are into that.  

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A lot a lot of people like that. Yeah. It's true. Kind of a  

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it's probably a thing. Yep. I've seen some of the protesters kinda heat their body weight hoping that the taser hits certain spots here.  

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Oh, shit. Yeah. What's the what is the   what is the porn search for? Electrified balls   or   regrown toes?  

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Well, together,   what's gonna be next year's trend is both together. It's a hell of a weekend. Hell of a  

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Impression.   We're regrowing toes. We're regrowing toes and  

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Watch your steps and your steps. Enabling pervs. Go back while you get your balls electrified. Tune in next week. Yeah.  

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Isn't that what the time machine was in Napoleon Dynamite?  

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Yes.  

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Electrifying his ball Doesn't even work. Sean. Sean. Sean. Sean. Sean. You're really gonna make a sequel.  

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Really? I know. Right. Yeah. I heard.  

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Oh, jeez. That's a sequel I might get behind.  

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I don't   know. I hope so. I I hope it's good.  

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Get behind me, sequel.  

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Get the day behind me.   Poor sequels.   All the   let downs.  

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I checked out that coming to America   sequel.  

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It was horrible. I watched that too. It was pretty bad. Pretty bad.  

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Yeah. It was real bad.  

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I didn't even know Arsenio Hall was still around.  

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Neither did I.  

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He's not. That was a cologne.  

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I just watched   I just watched a movie bird.  

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It was not right. Okay. That was Arsenio. No. That's the movie. Yeah.  

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He's in the bird magic,   documentary.   Oh, yeah? Because he was best friends with magic.   Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, well, he got the AIDS.  

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I thought you meant, like,  

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the HIVs.  

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Birds and Mitch, you thought you meant real birds and real magic.  

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That would have been a boy. Like seeing our senior hall appearance. Yeah. But he was like even Hawking of Yeah. Little birds are magic. He was like the Stephen Hawking of HIV.   Like, he's because  

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he never had a because he didn't show anything. He never lost weight. He never got sick. Another 80 years, you know. Well, he took all the supplements and his wife prayed to Jesus. He got cured. They just don't wanna admit it on the due press. Come on, you guys. He's got the toes.  

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That's right.   He got healed.  

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He got healed. He found Jesus.  

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Magic, show us your toe.  

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Magic.  

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Magic toes.  

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I feel like I thought it was some kinda, like, documentary   about how, like, birds and shamanism.   That's why I was like, wake up.  

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What? What kind of shamanism? I thought you meant, like,  

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actual birds and, like, mad no. They're magical. Oh, oh, no. No.  

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Not magic Johnson. Yeah.  

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Well, I think it could've been.   That could've been too, but it wasn't in this case. It was the documentary about   the basketball players. I don't know why it was relevant.   Communism challenge. Oh, Arsenio Hall. Bing. Oh, that's why.  

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Arsenio.  

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Oh. You live in your mind. If we went back and watch that, it would be sitting at the table.  

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Electrified your balls.