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Show Notes

• Statistics – The Antpool family is a solid #2 visit Stratum.Work to check on who’s the who’s who of the Antpool Family. 
• Compute North Were Douchebags of Monumental Proportions, you can get some of the details of the case here.
  
  
• Hash Sluts!!!!
  
  
• Bassload’s Substack is BACK!!!
  
  
• We read an article from new Bitcoin Bugle Staff writer Wayne Curr
  
  
• Canaan has a new home miner called the nano 3 mini. Altair Tech is selling them if you’re into that kind of thing, get yours here
  
  
• We have a real home heating review of Plebs and Companies who are truly innovating. Check out Schnitzel’s hass-miner

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(00:00:00) INTRO

(00:01:54) Weird and Wonderful: Razzlekhan and Crypto Crimes

(00:08:39) Coffee Talk and Giveaway

(00:13:24) BOOSTS

(00:42:17) LAKE SATOSHI

(00:48:23) Tether Joe

(00:50:54) STATISTICS BY LINCOIN

(00:55:04) Global Hashrate | STATISTICS

(01:00:35) Hash Value, Hash Price | STATISTICS

(01:05:48) I Love Charts

(01:10:22) BIFROST MANUFACTURING

(01:15:48) STOP DROP & BOOST

(01:17:37) XMR Chattin'

(01:20:12) ACTION NEWS!!!

(01:22:06) Compute North Gentleman's Club | ACTION NEWS!!!

(01:29:08) HashSluts: Bitcoin Mining Strip Club

(01:36:21) Info Yo with Bassload | ACTION NEWS!!!

(01:42:32) Bitcoin Doesn't Buy Love | ACTION NEWS!!!

(01:47:09) The Bitch Im Ney | ALTAIR TECH

(01:49:46) Canaan Avalon MINI 3 Press Release | ACTION NEWS!!!

(01:54:00) Schnitzel (Michael Schmid) | Pleb Miner in the WIld

(01:55:17) Pleb Miners in the WIld

(01:58:36) The Blue Collar Ethos

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Yeah.   Good afternoon.  

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Oh, and a good morning.  

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Top o the morning to you. What a lovely afternoon it is as well. A little bit of snow settled,  

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sun gleaming through my window, and I'm speaking to you. It just it gets no better. I could say this almost the same for here, although it's Western Pennsylvania. So, of course, it's overcast and cloudy.   Okay. There's a beautiful blanket of snow on the ground. I feel good. Feel warm.   Asic heated warm. Oh.   Recording this show, I, unplugged my desktop bit axe that was forced upon me as a Christmas present from  

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did he send you the picture that Sarah took of me and the girls when I received this bid ask? No. He didn't, but I can imagine you have a very disappointed face. Oh, yeah. It's miserable. I'll have to send it to you. I'll have Sarah send it to you. I, no. I haven't heard from Barn. I feel bad because he sent some beef jerky, and I haven't managed to get it. So that,   disgusting robot is probably gonna have my jerky as well as his. Oh, he ate it all. I'm pretty sure he has. We sort of loosely arranged to meet somewhere, and then he couldn't do it because he had important robot stuff. And,   yeah, now I'm just like, yeah. It's it needs to just be eaten. So we were planning to do a taste test together, like, while we recorded. Oh, that's properly gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we do things over here. Well, give me your notes. No kidding.  



[00:01:32] Unknown:

So he's gonna have to just do that. I'll just believe it. Mhmm. But, yeah. Thank you, Barn. Well, you know what? It's it's real jerky. It doesn't have preservatives in it, so it it rots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Yep. I, I actually need to text him and just say, just eat it if you haven't already. I'm sure he will have already. Okay. Well, if you if you don't speak to him by then, go ahead, q. You know you already ate it. Yeah. Go for it, mate. Well,   should we start the show?  

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Yeah. Let's do it. Okay.  

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Weird.  

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Weird.   Weird. Weird.  

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Weird. Weird. Weird.   Weird. Weird. Weird enough to catch a kiss.   What you say?   They think I'm from outer face.  

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Weird.   Our government message is weird, weird,   weird.   And our weirdest show   is action news.   Supposedly   a mining show, from what I understand.  

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Everyone   takes  

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1st show of 2025,   Max. Oh, I got a little tingle of my spines.  

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We're getting weird. That creature that performs that absolute banger of a song. Yeah. Strange individual.   Strange case.   Mhmm. Everything about it is,  

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just not quite right. For those that don't keep up on weird cases and weird people, that was   Razzlekhan. I don't even know her fucking name. Her and her husband dazzle. Razzle dazzle,   laundered   4 something $1,000,000,000   from, Bitfinex.   Mhmm. It's amazing.  

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It's impressive.   Almost as impressive as her rapping skills. Oh, she's so good, isn't she? And the videography is just amazing. Oh, it's incredible. Stunning.  

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We should win she's about to go to jail or already has gone to jail, and,   she got 18 months. So maybe her producer is available. We can get some some video work done, some editing work done. Oh, that would be nice. Yeah. We could be the next razzle dazzle.  

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I don't know. She's not going to prison.   There's something,   very fatty  

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going on there. Oh, yeah. They're feds. They're fed and mints. I wonder if she's gonna be, doing all this rapping and performing for her cellmates.  

[00:03:47] Unknown:

I'm sure they're gonna love it. Yeah. If she's going in there, she's probably getting raped.   More rape, less rapping, I'd imagine. Yo.   They're taking taking a pee away. She's not going.   I don't think so. They call them country club prisons. Yeah. It's gonna be one of those, isn't it? Imagine having that much. I like that case because it's weird. And I like the one where you know the little fat Asian? What was his name? What? Really, the fat Asian? He was like a little fat Asian, but, like, quite young. Is there a famous picture of him with 2 girls on a boat? Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly the one. Yes. He has, like, a ledgers and a coffee can or something like that. Yeah. Well, what he did fucking   so retarded.  

He smartly or sort of smartly stole a fuck ton of Bitcoin. Like, I can't remember how much it was, but it's, like, maybe a 1,000,000,000 or something like that. It was a lot. So this kid just, like, went around the world just doing what he wanted, partying, and just, like, being everyone's best friend because he paid for everything. Just doing whatever he wanted. And then someone stole   or he lost, like, $10 or $25   or something like nothing to him from his apartment. And then he called the police to report it, and then the police were like, yeah. I know. What do you it's like me losing, like, 10 p. It's like, what like, it doesn't matter. Just fucking get over it. So he calls them, and then he's like, yeah. Yeah. Someone's stolen this, like, $25 in cash. It's in my apartment, whatever. And they're like, alright. Why did you have $25   worth of cash in your your apartment? What do you do for a living? He's like, oh, I'm, you know, unemployed.  

I know this is quite a nice apartment for someone who's unemployed.   He's like, ah, yeah,   and just starts digging himself a hole. And they're like, we're gonna have a little look around and then, like, find, like, a $1,000,000,000  

[00:05:32] Unknown:

of Bitcoin that he stole. He didn't know it was shut the fuck up Friday. No. Asking where you got your money. Shut the fuck  

[00:05:38] Unknown:

up. Shut the fuck up. Like that. Yeah. That's a very good what what are they called, those guys? I don't know. Lawyers? 2 lawyers. They're, like, never call Saul sort of lawyers. Yes. They are. Yeah. Very much so.  

[00:05:50] Unknown:

I like that. Shut the fuck up Friday. Yeah. He should've learned, but, he didn't, and now he's in prison, I imagine. No. One thing we're not very good at is shutting the fuck up. This is true. We plan on speaking for the next hour, hour and a half. Yep. What will we be speaking about? Well, we have some statistics.   It's a good start. We're gonna do, the, the overall hash rate breakdown a little bit differently this time. I used to always say, like, Foundry, you know, whatever, Antpool Mhmm. Whatever. And then skipping the fact that Ample's actual hash rate is much larger because all of the,  

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of the Antpool family. The Ample family.  

[00:06:32] Unknown:

So I checked up on stratum.work   last night,   and there were only 4 other pools using the Antpool template. So we'll show you what they are later on in the show. We've got a salacious   story from a, large mining pubco called Compute North.   They were douchebags   of monumental proportions. Not that we didn't know that most pubco's   public mining companies   are douchebags, but we've got some court documents here that really prove the douchebaggery.   Our Bitcoin mining heated strip club, Hashlutz,  

[00:07:06] Unknown:

just dropped a new ad, so we'll listen to that. You don't really need an ad for, a strip club. I feel like it's one of those things. You your marketing budget has to be very, very low. Oh, it is? Very low. Yeah.   You always have customers at, like, 2 o'clock in the morning who had a few too many drinks. Mhmm. You don't have to be clever with your advertising. Like, oh, no. What can we do to to lure these customers in? Well, I I disagree. HashSluts has a lot more to offer, and we'll hear it in there.  

[00:07:32] Unknown:

Guess who's back?   Back again.  

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Baseload's back.  

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Tell a friend. You're our friends, everybody. Baseload is back. So we'll do a quick review of his latest substack post and let you know what he's up to. Big, big things like he said. We teased it in our 2024 show. We did. The boy is gonna be up to big things, and he is. The Bitcoin bugle is gonna stop by. They've got a new staff writer,   Wang Kerr. Wayne Kerr.   Wayne Kerr.   Mhmm.   Wayne   Kerr.  

[00:08:05] Unknown:

Great name.  

[00:08:06] Unknown:

Hey, Max.   It's me,   Gong Chao,  

[00:08:10] Unknown:

from   Kenin.   We're here to announce something for you. We have a new miner, a new home miner. We're excited to talk about it. Oh, so excited. You were like.   Kanan released another one of them Avalon fucking things. So we talk about it, and we'll follow that up with the plug miners.   Been building home mining, heating shit   forever at a high level, and we'll just remind you of some of the projects that people have been working on.   Before we move on to the boosts  

[00:08:45] Unknown:

Oh.   Are you slurping there?  

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Some Otis Bittmeyer coffee, my friend.  

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Very nice.  

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That's right.  

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Freshly brewed. I have no coffee, and I certainly don't have any Otis Bittmeyer coffee. Hey. Well, did you did you enter my coffee giveaway?   No. I'm not gonna enter your giveaway, am I? That'd be extremely, cunt y. Well, because No way. No. I'm not gonna, like, try and get prizes from our own little weird family. It's, that's not happening. That's for the listeners.  

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Well, okay. Do you still want me to send you a bag? Yeah. Go on, man. Alright.   Cheap fuck.   That's really what you're angling for.   Thanks, mate. Yeah. I'd love to try some. For those that don't know, if you could please check my,   my Twitters   and the and or the mesh to Dell,   what's that thing called? Noster.   Mhmm. I, made a little post about giving away some Otis Bittmeyer coffee. And since it's whole coffee beans, I said, well, fuck. I'm gonna have to give away grinders too.   So coffee beans, a grinder. We've got a nice little video produced by Fundamentals that shows you how to properly, like a coffee fag,   make it in Chemex and measure it in perfect temperature, water, and y, and all this stuff.  

So if you're into, into coffee faggotry, watch fundamentals video and and enter our Otis Bittmeyer coffee giveaway. You don't get involved then even when you're dealing with beans of the quality  

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from Otis Bittmeyer. You still just whack them in the machine?  

[00:10:19] Unknown:

No. I don't. Unlike you and take a spoon in the plastic bag and beat the shit out of it. You know, I I do have a a proper   coffee grinder that Fundamentals had recommended to me. I don't remember what it's called, but it was expensive. Mhmm.   And, I've got a decent drip brew coffee maker, I guess.   I don't know. Here's the thing about the Otis Bittmeyer coffee. I know we got to get onto boosts and everything, but   it's really great coffee.   So you can enjoy it at its best in a Chemex doing it exactly like fundamentals tells you how to do it. But you can also enjoy it just in a regular drip brew machine as a regular cup of Joe.   Don't be intimidated by this. No. I'm not intimidated  

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by it. You sound have it yet. Quivering.   No. No. It's it's more respect. You gotta respect this.   You know, there's a there's a certain level of effort and love that goes into it. And so you don't wanna just, ah, just shove it in a machine. It's like, no. You gotta be Interesting. About what you're doing with this.  

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I would say this though, Max. Don't respect it so much to where you don't even try it. Oh, that's true. Okay.   And by the way, I'm gonna repost this on on everything here soon,   probably when the show drops because then my algorithm is all boosted.   I'm gonna ship these things internationally. So if you're if you're in the Netherlands or you're in, you know, Czech Republic or UK, please still enter. I will pay the extra fucking money to ship it over there. A lot of the giveaways are US only, But I really want everybody to experience   Otis Bittmeyer's Coffee. K.  

K.  

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Talking about algorithms.   Just say something weird that I've, observed over the last   6 months to a year. Mhmm. On my per  

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it's okay.  

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That was a furball. On my personal   Bitcoin Twitter,   there's something with the number   66   6 six. Mhmm. Mhmm. And no matter how yeah. 4 sixes.   No matter how many times   I go   up to and slightly over it, it immediately drops down by 10, 15, 20 people, and it just happens. I've watched it happen   20, 30 times in the last 6 months. Just over and over again, it happens and just drops down again. I don't know if that is Twitter doing some algorithm thing or it's the devil coming in and trying to fuck with me. And as a godly man, I thought I'd get your advice on that. What should I do? Okay. Let let  

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let let anyone who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 6   66.   But in your case,  

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an extra 6. Yeah. Well, I'm extra, aren't I? Yeah.  

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Oh,   no.  

[00:13:10] Unknown:

Oh, you're good for nothing, mate. I'm glad to have known that. I won't get nothing for you. There's something weird going on.  

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It's you. Whatever you do, there's something weird going on. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, people seem to appreciate it. On our last episode of action news,   they boosted nearly   230,000   sets.  

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Wow. We're lucky. Do you know that? We are. We're lucky to have people like Hash Slutet.   Oh,   she went quiet for a little bit. She's back on the scene, is she? Mhmm. Yeah. What does she want? Well, she just wanted  

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my mom   to explain difficulty to her. Okay. She boosted 61,020   sets and says, I want John's mom, spells my name wrong, but that's okay, to explain  

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difficulty to me. Okay. Fair enough. I'd like that as well. Alright. Well, we'll do it. We'll do it. What do you mean she spelled your name wrong? Do you spell it j o h n? Is it actually you actually christened j o n?   Yes. I've never met a j o n other than you. Kidding me. No. No. I've never in my whole life never met a j o n. I just thought that was you just, like, fucking made out of your cock.   Yeah. Yeah. I just thought you're like, fuck the h.  

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I'm gonna really throw them off the scent. I'm a take the h away.  

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That's what I thought. But yeah. Okay. Yeah. Actually, christened that. Very good. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'd had I had nothing  

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to do with it. My parents had two name choices,   John and Daryl.  

[00:14:43] Unknown:

They almost named me Daryl. You got off very, very lucky there. I think so. Because especially in the United States, Daryl is normally, like, a black guy name. It's also, like, a a very retarded type of person here. Oh, is that right? Be like yeah. You always are like, oh, hi. I'm Daryl. He'll, like, what do you do? I work in the petrol station sweeping up the cigarette butts. He's that guy. That's Daryl. Okay. There's never like a cool there's never like a cool Daryl. There's something 2 names. There's, like, there's something about names where it, like, makes you a person or you already are that person, but the name thought up by your parents because it's already known. There's something   Wow. Something mystical there. I got very, very lucky because,   I won't give my real name, but I almost was called Teddy.  



[00:15:29] Unknown:

Oh.  

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Yeah. Yeah. I was like I said to my parents, like, you've do you want me to get fucking stabbed at school? Like, what were you thinking?   Well done for naught, but you you got very, very close to actually murdering your son there. It would be manslaughter. It would be manslaughter.  

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Hey. What kind of show would Teddy and Daryl have together?   Wouldn't be a like, an the Ungovernable Misfits Radio Network. What would we talk about? Nothing is. Probably train sets or something. Mhmm. Sweaters.  

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Yeah. Or, like,   collecting, like, little patches   that you could, like, put on your sweater. That sort of stuff. Oh, man.  

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Very good. Could be a good show. Hey, Teddy.   Guess what? I got a new campfire   badge for my sweater.  

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Could've been us.  

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What's that in the background, Daryl? Why, it's my new train set. In an alternate universe somewhere,   there's those 2. Teddy and Daryl are just yucking it up. Bless them. I like them. I don't know them, but I like them already. They seem sweet. They're definitely virgins. Oh, a 100%.   They're virgins of us. Oh, that's good. Thank you. Thank you. Next up on boosts, we've got Bugle News. Hey. Thanks a lot, Bugle Guys. They boosted 50,000 sats. Great show as usual. Thank you for covering our story on whether you're a Maxi or a homo.   You're very welcome, Bugle News. Thank you for always providing something for us to talk about. Great. And finally, for our big baller boosters, one of our baller booster t shirt, Receivors,   late stage huddle,   l o l. Thank you for indulging me with your voices. John and Max joined in for the fart noises this time.  

Best host ever. Love you. American Badass is such a ridiculous song. It is. I love it. Thank you for the reminder. Rocket, US Rocket. Wanna be a baller in another great song, but apparently,   I've always had the lyrics wrong. Swish it rolled tight. And I don't need I don't have the lyrics right. Swish it rolled tight. Get a spray with ice. Okay.   That's what he says it is. Is what I thought it was. Who the fuck is   Ike?   I don't know. And yes, The Beatles refused to offer to sing in The Jungle Book, but the vultures are styled after them. I believe as I said that, my friend is a huge Beatles fan, but I have never liked them. Oh, okay. Well, a lot of people don't, and that's okay.  

[00:17:54] Unknown:

Unpronounceable   cunt.   Po   Janmies.   I love that we've drew we've driven him to this. He's just like,   oh, fucking hell. They never get right. I'll just be an unpronounceable cunt. Yeah. That's what I am. That's what I clearly am. I'll just own it. Is that right? Well, we love you, you unpronounceable cunt. We do. Yeah. He says,   I've reached an age where I can proudly say I'm a grumpy old cunt. Hear. Hear. And to be honest,   I'm looking into XMR   more and more.  

[00:18:27] Unknown:

What, Pete? Stop.   Just don't fucking read the rest of it. What coin or shit coin.   Coin or   Ugh. Pathetic.  

[00:18:37] Unknown:

Bitcoin or Tether? Bitcoin   or Tether? Tether.  

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Because it's real fuck you money. And to all the BTC Maxis out there, don't stop with your DCA on KYC.   You're fucked.   Also,   Max is a wanker.   I can say that because I boost the show.   You can say that, mate. You can call me much worse than that if you like as long as you keep boosting the show. To the rest of you, buy the fucking merch. The hoodies   visually add 5 kilograms of muscle. However much And the ladies can't that's about £10.   Thanks, buddy. 5, £11   or £12 of muscle. And ladies can't resist   stroking   your   belly   literally. I wanna rock with you. No k y c. Yeah. No k y c.  

No k y c.  

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Rock with you   all night.  

[00:19:37] Unknown:

I should've had that queued up. You should have. I can no. Maybe maybe I'll add it afterwards. We'll see. See how People just rather hear me sing. They would rather that. Well, thank you very much, Poe Janney. Away.   I I wanna know Speaking of superstar who are you? You just fucking dead dick.  

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Yeah, motherfucker.  

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Speaking of superstars,   Chet,   we all eat.   L m f a o.   You fucking cunts   have the best pod out there.   Govern me harder, daddy. Fucking   compliant cuck fest   everywhere.   Everywhere I go, but we must be tolerant   of their naive ways.   We must be or we must be? We must be tolerant of their naive ways. Yeah. That doesn't sound very chat like, but okay. But hey. Maybe he's growing. Bitcoin will get everyone and everything.   It is the apex predator.   They don't like us,   and we don't like them, but we will coexist   for the greater good of humanity.   Thank you, Chet. You don't know if I like this new enlightened Chet. Yeah. It's like it's like a come to Jesus moment, isn't it? Mhmm. Yeah. But don't worry. I like a bit more of the aggressive   Yeah. I don't know what you'd call it. Just Aggregrowth.  

Yeah. Yeah. He's Aggie.  

[00:21:00] Unknown:

It's bearded,   angry Yeah. And aggressive.   Mhmm. Well, like, at least you could say he's not he's not boring. He's certainly not. We love you, you weird Yeti. Sure do. Next up is Bubba.   Hey. Fuck you, boys.   I'm a player of toys. And, John, your dad voice won't work.   I won't get things together except the scooter. I guess he talked about his motor his motorcycle.   I will not prepare except the new Mossberg 12 gauge pump. In fact, ah, fuck it. I have to go for a drive to listen. Don't know how to listen any other way. I'm a doomed soul, I reckon.   VBF,   hey, Max. How you doing?  

Y'all sound different in retirement, or is that me?   Anyways, good shit, fellas. Snow melting seems keen   in a gay grifter sort of way.   Shit. Rainbow. Shit. Rainbow. Shit. Rainbow. Cowboy. Cigarette.   Desert. Rainbow. Cactus.   Scooter scooter scooter scooter scooter scooter. Statue of Liberty Statue of Liberty Statue of Liberty Pirate flag Pirate flag Pirate flag USA   USA   USA.  

[00:22:06] Unknown:

Why are why are the British patriotic like we are? No. It's not. I think it's an anarchist flag. Isn't it the black flag? I think, like, the pirate flag is the black flag with the skull and crossbones, and anarchists is just a black flag. Oh, that's not what's showing up here.   I think so. I'm not a 100% sure. Weird.   Next What does VPF mean? I don't know. He'll tell us. Either. Bubba, what is he doing? Relax. How are you doing? Really well, mate. Very, very well. Bubba's doing well. Talked to him yesterday.   Good. What's he up to other than building the scooter?  



[00:22:41] Unknown:

Enjoying retirement   and Yeah. Watching the cows   that I'm I'm done. I'm not done talking. That's pretty much it.  

[00:22:49] Unknown:

Okay. So he's now retired from the driving? Mhmm. Yeah. I thought he retired and went back to it, but now he's retired again. That's correct. He retired, went to the Philippines  

[00:22:59] Unknown:

Yes. Left the Philippines.   Started driving truck again with his wife. Mhmm. They retired because he can't take all of the dirty   immigrant truck drivers out there on the road today and, said fucking.   Well, happy retirement, mate. Indeed. Happy retirement. Hopefully, we can get some, music out of him. I said, you picking up that guitar?   Not yet. Not yet. He'll get it. We gotta peer pressure him. Yeah. Because obviously, the dad voice doesn't work.  

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I just don't think he's capable of doing it. Do you know what I mean? I think all those years of driving a truck in that soft comfy seat just turned him soft, hasn't it? Oh, I see what you're I see what you're doing there. Yeah. You know, I don't think you'd be able to pick up the guitar. Those weak, feeble arms. Yeah. Well, shoot you, pal.  

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Fuck you.   We'll figure out a strategy that work. He's gonna say something like, there is no strategy that works on me. Mhmm. Should be with your   child psychology.   Here's a new booster to the show. I believe I don't recognize this name before. John Gold. He spells his name right. L m f a o. Oh, we got another one. Best show you fucking can't keep the good stuff coming. Can't stop laughing.   Fantastic.   That's what we like to hear.   At at says,   okay. I've listened to you guys sober and today I listen to you guys drunk. You make so much more sense drunk. I've discovered a life hack.   That is I can say that. I can certainly say that. Next up is FOMO chronic and he just says   tits.  



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Good point. Mhmm.   Two points. Is he calling us tits, or is he just saying, well, we don't know. We'll never know unless he tells us. Tell us next, time around, FOMO chronic, with a with a generous boost. We'd love to hear. It's the only way we understand.   Ah, now it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. There's enough zeros. Yeah. Yeah. We get it. Didn't you just miss one as well? No. You didn't. I should never question you. Of course not. I'll question you again.   Pleb to polymath.   Yeah.   Died when we got in the car mid podcast and my wife read the screen   as my Bluetooth connected.  

Bit chimney   makes way more sense than bitch imni.   The title had me wondering   what you were listening to.  

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I never even  

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bitch, What are you listening to? Bitch,   Sounds like a kink.  

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It's cold in here. Turn on the bitch,  

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very good.   A I b l e. Thankful for the misfits for producing   the best podcast.   God   prayer.   We're grateful for you as well. A I b l e. Thank you. Likewise. Right. I'm grateful for everyone who keeps saying the best podcast.   I think we need to do 1. Yeah. Yeah. We need to manage our, our big heads. We're not gonna be able to get through any doors otherwise. We're already very broad and handsome. And if our heads swell, just broad as our shoulders, there's gonna be issues. Could be a problem. Yeah. It could be a problem. There's there's a long way to go, to be fair. Hey hey, bro. Exceptional. Stay humbled.  

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Stay humble, bro.   Stay humble in Stack SaaS, bro.  

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Tether.  

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Stay humble.   I'll go fry.  

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A I b l e again.   John,   after our alphabet people Bitcoin quiz, I don't know how to transition   to the Altair promo.   Also, John,   sings a freestyle of fly like an eagle rendition on the spot with bit chimney lyrics, laughing   smiley face. No sponsor can ever claim   to not get their Satsworth. You hear that, you lot? You can never claim it. You can never claim it. It that's legally binding now because AIBLE   said Mhmm. We're we're gonna refer to that. We we have 2 that we have to renegotiate with. So Mhmm. I will be sending that to them right now. Send the boost. Listen, guys. Here it is. And it's true. Where else do you get that? Where else do you get a creature like John who does these weird things? Weird and wonderful.  

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Oh, thanks.   Weird. Weird.   Weird.  

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Nobody from nowhere. Hashing in the basement  

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ain't much, but it's honest work. Great pot, lads. That's what I like to hear. Hashing in the basement. I just miss I miss all that talk, and I'm not gonna talk a bitch about bit ax again, but it's pivoted. Everybody doing all these cool things,   you know, in the basement too. Oh, look at my desk. It's cute.  

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Look at my pitch axe. This one's water cooled. That is cool, actually. I do quite like that little you know, it's in a fish tank. Miss I miss heating in the basement stuff. Okay? Yeah. I like it. I I miss it too. I miss it too. There's much more interesting shit. Gonna be old and grumpy, and ain't nothing you can do about it. I don't want to. Stay exactly how you are, mate. Thank you. Before we get into these next bits, I just need to boil the kettle because I,   need a coffee.   So give me a sec. What?  

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All this Otis Bittmeyer talk about coffee,   I get a re I get a re up. So I'm gonna do the same. Nice.   Oh, that's enough. That is enough.  

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Just to clear my throat. I'm being professional. I'm clearing my throat before we started. Disagree.   Well, we can agree to disagree.  

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That's such a cut thing to say. No. We'll agree that you'll fucking agree with me. Alright? No. I like coffee. I like that. Yeah. That's fantastic.   I couldn't be happier. Good. I'm happy you're happy. Do you know what? Before we move on to  

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Hey.  

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The pies boost section of the show. I was at, Lake Satoshi,   and, it's the last day.   And it was Chet and Otis and I. We were enjoying some of   Otis' coffee that he he'd actually done the whole Chemex preparation right there   Oh, amazing. On sizing.   And,   that's something that you can experience too if you attend Lake Satoshi,   August 2,   2025.   Hope to see you there. So he's packing everything up, and Chet and I go to him, hey. You know, how many bags do you have left? And he says, x bags. And we were like, we'll take them all. And they were sitting, talking, and wrapping. And I said, well, how long are these gonna keep? You know, well, they're better fresh, you know, but it's not like there's gonna be this terrible deterioration after a couple weeks. And I said, oh, okay. Because I don't intend on getting up every morning and grinding these beans fresh. And Chet's like, why? Why? That's you that's stupid. You could do that. You could get up in the morning. Just get up a couple of minutes early. And I said, Chet,   listen. If you have any clue what this house is like from   freaking,   you know, 5 something in the morning to to 8 when the last kid gets on the school, it's a freaking madness.  

Getting up and grinding coffee beans. Yeah. You gotta have kids to appreciate this. Yeah. You do. You do. And then so Otis's wife is like, yeah. You know? We get you 100%.   But   Chet was actually right.   I do now get up a couple minutes early and get down before everybody,   you know, rushes down and starts screaming and yelling. And I have to physically hold the grind button,   you know, till it fills up to the mark that I've made there. Mhmm. And I really enjoy that, like, 45 seconds of just standing there and hitting that button. That's nice. So you actually now get up before you go to sleep.   Mhmm. Did I did I miss misspeak?  

What do you what did I do here? What did I do? What did I do wrong? You're getting up even earlier, so you're getting up before you even go to sleep.   Up even earlier. Don't worry.   I'm not. I'm not worried whatsoever.  

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Well, I'm happy for you. I'm I'm happy that you've got that as part of your routine.   Sounds very nice.   I kind of have it in the reverse   because my Christmas present   was I kept complain not complaining. Just having a bit of a wind. Just like, ah, you know, I gotta get   earlier because I like to make my cafeteria, and then I have to sort of wait and sit for it to percolate for 15 minutes or so before I then put it into my flask. And then I drive to work and then go and set up my laptop and stuff and have it there.   And so my missus got me this lovely   Bodum, which is like a nice quality brand. Yeah. And it's like a,   a flask   that has the cafetiere   built into it.  

What? Yeah.   So, like, the top of the   flask has a small picture of that. Mhmm. I will. I will send you one. And then it has the, like, push down bit that you'd have in the cafeteria   in the top. But when you push it all the way down, it has a rubber seal, so it's fully sealed, and you can drink it as you normally would. So it shaved, like, 15 minutes off my day every day. I was like, that's genuinely   one of the best presents I've ever received. It was brilliant. Yeah. So we are sort of we've got it in reverse. But maybe because I've saved that time, I could spend the time   grinding the beans and waking everyone up at 5 AM Mhmm. And really fucking annoy the whole household because I have the extra time.  



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Okay.   Well, I've got minors running everywhere. So there's always some sort of in this house.   Level as Sarah has stated before, the heartbeat of the home. So there's lots of heartbeats. It's no problem. Yes. Nobody nobody thinks twice about it. Every morning, I wake up,   grind them beans, and I say, booyaka, booyaka.   Turkey leg, turkey, clinking glass, mushroom,   strong-arm,   gun.   US is number 1. UK equals shit. We're gonna say that a lot in this section of   Hey.   Eyes boost. I get it,  

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on the Bitcoin brief. Every single brief just to remind me of you. Oh, yeah.   Mhmm. America   equals grain.  

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Yeah. Share Yeah. Machine. I like how I like how he mentioned he mentions,   me on the boosts for your other stuff. He does. He does.  

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It's nice. He wants to hear 22 Brits whinging about. Yeah. He's like, oh, this show would be so much better if it had some American badass. It's got you 2 British cunts Yes. British fags,   especially you, you fucking northern gay little cunt robot. That's what he never says. Mm-mm. He never says that. Says it. He never says it. It's not me it's not me saying it.   Okay, q, you gay little northern robot.  

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It's Pies. Why do all of us spend so much time to be abused by you?  

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I don't know. You got a questioner.  

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Yeah. You do. Yeah. I don't know.   Next buy says, I'm contemplating not using the England   here we go. Not using the England equals poop emoji anymore.   It's all in fun. See?   Okay. See? It's okay.   But sometimes I must admit I feel bad. England has provided the world with one of my favorite pastimes,   soccer hooliganism.  

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Gun. Gun. Gun. Gun. Strong. Strong. Strong.  

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There you go. See? Something did something good did come out of there. Mhmm. He also says stop, drop, and boost mofos.   Right?   Then he says,   How do you feel now?   Calm,  

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relaxed,   at peace.  

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Well, we're about to ruin that because   Piesnext says, this is a preemptive   Christmas, New Year's boost because I'm moving between now and then. So in case I'm too busy to boost, happy holidays. Well, thank you. I think we did have a nice happy holidays. These are all from the November action news. I didn't pull these from our 2024 wrap up show. He also says, when I was younger, I was in 2 high speed chases. I got away from the 2 without getting popped. Would never have nowadays with the tech these cunt pigs have.   But in all,   caught to me anyways with the state prison bid for cocaine distribution.  

Strong-arm strong-arm.   Gun, gun, gun. US is number 1, and the UK evil shit. Then he says, bloody owl, Max, you faggy cunt   in a faggie British accent. Oh, maybe I should say it like Joe Nakamoto. Let me try it. Yeah. Try it.  

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Bloody hell cunt, Max, you faggie cunt.   They go say, Bitcoin and Tether. Bitcoin and Tether. Bloody hell, Max, you faggie cunt.   Bitcoin and Tether.   John,  

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salute, sir. Salute to you.   US, number 1, strong-arm, gun,   US, UK, equal shit, turkey and turkey. And fuck those compass cunts, Max.  

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Yes. We agree there, mate. We have a lot in common. You know me and Pies? Yeah. Yeah. You do. I've been working on my pull ups. I've been, in a few police chases of my own. We got that in common. My pull ups are getting stronger. Good. And I think compass are faggy faggy cunts. There you go. You're in good good good company. Yeah. He closes it out by saying  

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nope. I said that. When I first discovered podcasts,   no agenda with Adam and John were my favorite. Then rabbit hole recap with Odell and Uncle Marty took the top spot.   But over the last year or 2,   used to's   have by far been my favorite, and I don't think anyone could compete with You's twos.  

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US is number 1 in UK. Bullshit. We love the pies. Yeah. That's very good to hear.   Amid all the the faggy cunt and British are gay and all that stuff, there's there's some real  

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sweetness and love that shines through. There. Yeah. There is. Yeah. Hey. To our 2 sponsors that are supposed to re up this month. There's another one. Catalog it. The best.  

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Used to really love the Podfather,   the person who actually invented podcasting and all that stuff, blah blah blah. But now used to   are the best in the world. And so just take note of that. It's good you've been working on your dirty jersey.   Used to Oh, do you know what I saw the other day? It might just be because I'm on this carnival diet and I'm wasting away. But I saw you know, he was talking a while ago about these, like,   Italian   sandwiches in New York.   Sure. Why we were talking about it. Oh my god. I might have to actually send you the the thing. Actually, if if I remember correctly, we were talking about a Jewish sandwich.   A Jewish sandwich? We were at the at that time. Yeah. The Katz's Deli. I continue on. Well, it's a lesser sandwich. This seed signer was sharing it, and   I'm not joking when I say I watched it, like, 20 times in a row of these sandwiches being made and this person eating them. They look so fucking impressive.  

Like I say, it might be because I'm not having any carbs, and I'm, like, thinking, oh my god. I would literally love to have a sandwich there. I'm like, I would almost go to New York just for these sandwiches,   not eat from when I leave to when I get to New York, and then just order them and just gorge myself on them. Probably vomit afterwards because they're absolutely enormous, but they looked   unbelievable.   Fresh homemade mozzarella,   all the Italian meats, fresh made dough, like, all this. It just   I shall send it to you. You will, you will be impressed.  

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Did they use a Gabo Go? I don't know what that means. Come  

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on.   What's that mean?   I'm looking for it now while you, you're looking for Gabo Go. Here we go. I'm actually gonna send it to you now.   Copy links. Send it to John. You'll be like, oh my you'll probably be like, oh, yeah. They did them down the road here. It's nothing major. You just don't Yeah. I'm looking for American Mirios. Some You know, I am from Pittsburgh's Little Italy.   Look at this. Are you seeing an on screen? Mhmm. I'm oh, yeah. Yeah. Come on. No. No.  

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Get the fuck out of here.  

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Look at it.  

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Okay.   Okay.   It's the balsamic drizzle.   The fuck out of here. It is a gabagol.   It is a gabagol. Proper mozzarella.  

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Creamy.   Oh, look at it. Oh my.   What have you done? Yeah. I'm gonna throw us off. But, I mean, that is sensational. When when people say, like, the UK equals shit and America is number 1. Yeah. Like, there's a lot of the time I laugh that often. I'm like, your country is just as shit as ours except that you're allowed guns. That's you only do, like, one good thing. But I see things like that, and I go, okay. There's something to this.   There's something to this. That is   mighty impressive. Yeah.   You should you should just the link in the show notes. Come over here. Come on. Yeah. We spoke about it yesterday, actually. Did you really? Genuinely because we're like The USA was once some tropical island like you always talk about. Well, the you know, we're talking about tropical islands, and I was looking Of course. My missus actually said, have you ever thought about America? And I was like, genuinely, like, it's on the list, but I'm not sure because there are some pretty shitty exit taxes and bullshit and blah blah blah. But I was like, yeah. I mean, there would be something to say for that. Like, it's it's got a bit of everything.   I've got some good friends out there and, like, I don't know. It could be a place. Maybe. We'll see. One thing's for sure, the UK is not. The UK is not. Like, anybody who says, I'm   leaving my country   for the UK,   even, like, immigrants coming in on a boat from, like, war torn countries, like, they've gotta get their head checked. Because you gotta think, no. No. No. No. You You don't wanna go there. Like, this is a proper shithole.  

Properly shit.   Come on. Come to us. I'll think about it. I'll just finish it off with this. I was like, if we were in America   and if I was south enough, I could quite easily visit the sort of parts of the world that I'd like to. You know? I could get to the Caribbean. I could get to these, like Yeah. Nice little places without too much trouble.   So,   yeah, it is,   it is a consideration.  

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Okay.   We'll talk more. Okay. Let's do more boosts.  

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Mister mister,   still listening.   Now fountain failed for me. Pleb was here. I can't believe that. I've never heard somebody say that fountain failed for them.   I'm sorry to hear that, mister mister, but,   you are you are not   not the first, and you may not be the last. No. But it is integrated with Nostra. So you gotta think about that because that is the future of the world.   And if you're not nostring, you're falling behind.  

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Right. If you're not nostring, you're masturbating.   You may have never thought about it that way. No. I have not actually.  

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K.   Orange man.   Sun with the the emoji of a sun, and then he's written in brackets sun. And then No. No. No. Those are always me. Those are always me because sometimes I can't think about what these these things are. I don't understand why you can't.  

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I'm tell it's it's like a word in on this computer. Like, you get the good emojis on on the Mac.   But for for this part, I use I use a PC, and then my Mac the Mac is for something else because the PC's got a bigger screen. God. That's fucking Alright. I don't know. I guess I'm a life story, man. Macs don't It's fine. It's fine. This.  

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Okay. That's fine. I'll try and remember that. Sun Peanuts.   Mhmm. Sun your nuts, maybe it is. Sun your balls.  

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Sun your balls. It's definitely sunning your balls. And I know a wonderful place where you can sun your balls. Not the UK. It's fucking Nope. Frozen and no sun here. No. I got the perfect place   and time for you to sun your balls, and that would be   in Langsburg, Michigan,   August 2nd   2025.   Well, I'd like to tell you, Max,   your balls could be against the   wind. Wind   trickling off of Lake Satoshi.   Sun shining.   Plebs laughing   in the background. Maybe having a sip of delicious coffee or some cider   made by our friend, Rev Hoddle.   Enjoying the sunshine.  

Good friends, good people,   good music,   family,   fun, adventure,   and of course,   ball sunning.  

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It does sound wonderful.   I'm not sure I'm at the, ball sunning stage of life yet.   I feel like that's more of like a prop. A prop. You've really got into middle age. You really don't give a fuck, and you're just from your garden.   Neighbours are overlooking. That's where Ben Gunn is. He was trying to sell me, a couple of days ago, sell me on the benefits of shirt cocking. He was like, hey. Yeah. Yeah. Trust me. You gotta do some shirt cocking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,   fuck. I'm not at that stage in your life. Can you please explain  

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you know, we've already interrupted the Lake Satoshi ad read. Please explain shirt  

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shirt cocking?  

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I'll get him to actually send me a voice note on it because it's it's just it blows your mind. But the basics are Ben likes to, when he goes to a new place,   swagger around,   not naked,   but just pop on a shirt.   So he'll have his t shirt   and then completely   butt ass naked   from there downwards.   And it's just like to assert his dominance   at any situation,   and he just does his shirt cocking. So he'll get a new yard   or a property or move into a new place or just down the pub. He's like, you know, I'm new here. I'm gonna be doing some shirt cocking. People have got to know that I run shit, and that's just how he does it. When you're shirt cocking, there's only 2 things happening here. You're wearing a shirt and your cock's out. But you've got to make the conscious decision to   rather than put on your trousers first, your underwear first like a normal human being Yeah. Okay. You put your you go, no.  

That's not for me.   I'm gonna pop on a little shirt and I'm gonna go shirt cocking.   It's a degree of confidence. The most intentional thing you've ever done in your life. Yes. Yeah. So,   I'm not one for shirt cocking yet and I'm not one for, cinema balls yet. But we'll get there. We'll get there. Okay. Well, whether it's shirt cocking or sunning your balls,  

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they're all encouraged, but not really, at Lake Satoshi,   August 2,   2025.   I hope to see you there. I hope to to give you a great big hug. I'm not even gonna shake your hand. I'm gonna do that do that thing that Trump does. You know what I mean?   You think you're just doing a normal handshake, but he pulls you in. Oh, yeah. I like that. Assertive   come come here. But then I'm gonna take it one step further.   We're gonna lock in a good hug. I look forward to   that very much. Buddy. Move to the good old US EVA.   You too can attend the Lake Satoshi   Bitcoin   Beach Retreat   the weekend of August 2, 2025.  

This is our 3rd event   that,   Ungovertible Misfits will be attending   en masse.   Our numbers increase every   year. This 3rd year will be the the largest representative   of the, Ungovernable Misfits homies in their their periphery. You wanna come, meet one of us and and hang out and,   have a delicious Otis coffee? I I brought, fresh eggs from my chickens last year, and I cooked them all up there for the for the plebs.   I got lots of compliments   on the eggs,   especially from our really weird friend, Josh.   He's just very happy about the eggs. Was he? He was happy about the eggs. Just really pleased about them. About these eggs. Yeah. He was as pleased as he is weird. We love you, Josh. Mhmm. You weird word cunt. Yeah. And then then perhaps I think,   oh, you know what they did last year, which I the kids are, you know, number what's the the youngest one? Number 3 was give me a lot of trouble, but they they took a whole   bunches of filets   back strap and cooked them all up.  

Oh, man. I really missed out on that. Lots of free food.   This is absolutely wonderful event. What are you gonna do this summer? You wanna come out and you wanna meet plebs. You wanna hang out. You wanna be a part of the community.   Oh, that'll be $400,   please.  

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Yeah.  

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Oh, and and by the way, we, Tether is our sponsor.   But we hate shitcoins.   We're we're shit shitcoiner is bad. Oh, Tether sponsored us. Great. Community.   Fucking bullshit. Listen. If you're a miserable fucking pleb, come on over to Lake Satoshi. Put a smile on that face. Yeah. Don't be going to these stupid, wanky,  

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pay   $500 to get in,   listen to some fucking retard on stage, the same sort of wanky bullshit circle jerk panel.   Go and meet some real people who are building real things,   who are actually participating in the circular economy, not the circle jerk economy,   and you'll love it.  

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Write that down. Write that down, Jordan. Put that in there. Circle jerk economy.  

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Mhmm.  

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Mhmm. Hey. You know when when, we'll talk about this on the PMM show, but the the mesh economy thing, I'm gonna work hard on that this year. It's it's really gonna happen, but maybe that could be one of our our taglines.   Participate   in the circular economy, not the circle jerk economy.   I like it.   No   segue at all.   No. Shoot.  

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I was reading something that took my attention away.   Someone has written in the,   XMR chat, which I was just checking.   Tether Joe sent,   0.0259   XMR, and he said, I have girl's hair  

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and dress in women's underwear.  

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You're fucking kidding me. Tether. No. I'm not kidding you. I just flicked across the tab.  

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That's awesome.  

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Good timing.  

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Tether Joe.  

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Well, thank you, Tether Joe. I wasn't supposed to read that on this episode. That's for me me and,  

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here we are. Here in Lugano,   we put the r   in tether.  

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That that motherfucker   fucked with the wrong two retards. That's for sure. Yeah. Yeah.  

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Yeah. He certainly did.  

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If anybody doesn't know, this is   in regard   to Joe Nakamoto   casting dispersions upon ungovernable misfits for their new shit coin show. And, of course, you know, Seth has something reasonable and rational to say and intelligent.   And then Max and I just jump in,   just start slinging shit like monkeys from a tree.  

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It's all we know how to do. Mhmm. It didn't appreciate it. He still interact with me, though. He likes to be on top of it. Provoke for for promoting my Tether content.  

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Oh,   sorry. Cock in my mouth.  

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You can't have shit coins and then say, oh, because they're useful. That's just not acceptable.   But but Tether actually is. You know, it's useful,   and especially if you're sponsored by them and actually on their payroll of Tether.   That helps. Anyway,   enough of that. Let's get back to Grifters gonna grift. Grifters gonna grift.   If you want less of that wanky fucking nonsense,   Tether sponsored bullshit,   and you'd like to meet real   people who really build and really care about this stuff and don't KYC their listeners   and don't encourage them into this sort of wanky behavior that's gonna fuck them and their families up in the future just for a few extra tethers in their back pocket or real back pocket, go to Lake Satoshi.  



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Good ad read, mate. Thanks, buddy. You're the best.  

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Appreciate that. Up next on Ongovinos,   it's action news. Global hash rate. Global hash rate on a 30 day moving average   is   787 x a hash on our last show, which was sometime in November. It was 744.   The 7 day moving average is pretty similar to what it was before.   764.   The one day highs in the past month, and I know people were reporting   somebody nipping zeta hash. The one the one day stuff, the one hour stuff, this instantaneous hash rate shit. I don't know. I think it's calculated in a weird way. We'll have to have somebody much smarter than me on to explain it. But it got as high as 911   exahash on January 1st and as low as 685   on January 7th.  

So not enough for us to say  

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Zeta. No. I can't wait for that day.  

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I can't wait either, Max, because, you know, you get to go out there and flex your your knowledge.  

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Mhmm. A bittersweet, though, isn't it? Because   even though you can say   Zeta, you're actually mining less Sats. So   Oh, yeah. It's a bit of sweet. I'm not looking forward to it whatsoever. There's a part of at least you get that though. It's like, yeah. Okay. I'm making this money again.  

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It seems to be a theme. But at least I can say Zeta. Well, those pushing us to Zeta are the large mining pools   starting off with Foundry's 277   exahash.   Antpool is 150,   but if you add its proxies and I checked this last night on stratum.work   stratum. Work. If you, load up stratum. Work and then hit the pause button. A feature that I suggested. Thank you very much. I suggested it and Borst, the creator of stratum. Work, said: oh okay. And then it was there like an hour later. The pause button. Great feature on there.   Use the pause button. Yeah. That's what I do. Quietly though. Even though I just told everybody about it. Yeah.  

Hit that pause button. Check out Ampull. Scroll over and find out where the colors match. Those are all of the transactions   that were used to create the the Merkle tree and then break it down to the Merkle root. So if all those colors match up with amp pool, guess what? They're mining with amp pool. They are proxies. Mhmm. I only saw 4 that was of last night. Of course, when we report our Antpool family, we have all kinds of different   pools that we call out. Binance pool, SEC, Luxor, Brains, ECMD,   Ultimus.  



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Pool, poolin, btc.com,   and Whitepool.  

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Mhmm. But this time, it was only Binance, raw pool, clover pool that was a nude one new one. A nude one? Nude one.  

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You got hash slots on the brain.  

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I sure as fuck do. Dude does Finance is 54   x a hash.   Raw pool is 8. Clover pool is 9.   White bit is 7. So even if you think you're,   mining with a smaller pool and you've chosen one of these weird cucked pools, you're not. You're not mining with a smaller pool. You could be mining with, Linkcoin Mining, who is a proxy pool, but they mine with another small primary pool.  

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They do not mine with Antpool. They should consider it. It's cool. It's what all the cool kids are doing.  

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Oh, never thought. Well, if you add up Antpool and all of its proxies, which do not include Lincoin mining,   Antpool and its proxies are   229   exahash. So Foundry 277   and 25%.   29. So it's a lot. We are math whiz. Yeah. How'd you get so smart? I was born that way, baby. Mhmm. I think,  

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Linkcoin should consider it. Because what I don't like all this decentralization   stuff. It's it's not very it's not very efficient. You know what I mean? One place, one pool,  

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get it done. Boy, is that efficiency?   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. You're smart. That's a unique opinion.   Not a lot of people are saying that. So   glad to see you're the voice of reason. Via BTC, a 120 exahash, f 288.   Marathon holding steady at 53. Marathon's,   hash rate, which they don't report, like, on the, they just report on their website. So I have to go specifically to Marathon to find that. Oh, I didn't write this down.  

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Do you know what you could say about Marathon?   Things have been tough in the past, but they're in it for the long run. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh.  

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They're 53. They were 40. And then before that, they were, like, 30 something.   So marathon has really fucking grown over the past couple months. Ayayay.   Well done. Whatever.   That spider pool has really has really come up lately. I don't know who they are, that spider pool, but they're 25 when I first started, because they're primary pool. When I first started talking about them, they were, like, 8. Well, they're climbing out the water spout, aren't they? Into anti spiders. Nailing it. SBI crypto is,   up to 9.47   exahash.  

Oisteon,   3.8   exahash. And our friends at Lincoin Mining,   who I have been mining with for many years now, 2.34   exahash.   With a hash rate, interestingly enough, of 2.34   exahash. Operating with machines about 25 joules per terahash.   Did my research using Nico Smith's Bitcoin mining block post. He went on there and had a very long eighty something page report last year. But he says right now on the network, the average efficiency is in the mid to high twenties. So I chose 25 joules per terahash,   which consists of approximately   20,000 to 22,000   Bitcoin mining servers under body McBotface's careful management.  

Well, that body is something, isn't he? He's incredible.   I love him.   I love you too, John.   What a guy. Hash value and hash price. Hash value. Guess if you've got a pet of hash worth of machines running for an entire day,   how many sats are you gonna get? Not many.   Nope.   57,415.   So what would you rather do? Record this show and receive   a trade offer. Record this show and receive 230,000   sats or   mine with a petahash worth of machines  

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and receive a petahash.   Mine with a petahash.   Yeah. The show isn't isn't as easy as people think. No. There's a lot of pain that goes into this. Mhmm. And it's not just recording with you. Yo, man.  

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Just knocking them out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's really gonna decrease forever. So enjoy your 57,000   sets while you got it. Hash price   almost hit 65.   The lows this month are around 54.   I think we're below 54 today, actually.   And why is that? Because transaction fees as a percentage of block reward are abysmal.   Not even shitty anymore.   Oh, you're doing coin control and opening lightning channels? You know what? What you're you're so cheap. You know, one thing the fuck out of here. Sucks.   Sucks for you. Yeah. All you DCA'ers are happy because you finally get to do some coin control,   UTXO   management.  



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They're not doing UTXO management. Why? Q told them to. Tells them all the time. No. Q tells them not to DCA. He does. Be a little fucking retard. But he does say UTXO   management. Oh, yeah. He does. But he,   he says go and get your stats in OKYC.   Don't give away all your details so that you can DCA every minute. It's not fucking necessary. You DCA?  

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More like DC gay.   Woah.   Trying my hand at it. Yeah. I'm gonna use that. Thanks.   It's an honor.   The highest transaction fees as a percentage of block reward were December 18th, and that was 2.54%.   But as of yesterday,   they were 0.44%.   That is the lowest I've ever seen it Wow. In the 3 years of analyzing   statistics to an obnoxious degree,   once a month, I've never seen it that low. I even went back, but it's I didn't can't go too far back because the chart is is more difficult to to look at. So I went back a couple of years and that's, that's the lowest.  

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So thanks.  

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We had all the wizardry and shit coinery stuff that was going on. I believe it was in like the 70%, but you know what I'm going to do for accuracy sake   is I'm going to go to   lens.linkcoin.com   and check out the transaction fees as a percentage of block award.   We were at   139%   on   Wow. April 19,   2024.   Wow.   Unfucking believable.  

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How things have changed. 0.44.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. That's right. That's accurate.   Mhmm. Abysmal.  

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Good word. Very accurate. Thank you. Thanks. Appreciate that. Dire could be another quite nice one. I like that one. Yeah.  

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Feels dire. It doesn't feel dire because   hash   price is still decent.   Mhmm. You know? Would I like hash price to return to, like, decent highs, like, 150,000,   150, 150,000? Well, shit. That'd be awesome. $150   per pet hash per day. Yes. I would like that. And I'd like to it to remain there for a long time sustainably.   But I'll take,   sixties,   seventies.   That'll be nice. In order for us to get back to   pre having   hash prices, Bitcoin's gotta be at 200,000.   And then also,   hash rate can't,   grow at such a rate where difficulty gets up there and and kills the hash price again.   So a steady difficulty adjustment along along with   a hash rate increase   and a bump up to 200,000, I think will be sitting pretty.  



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So hopefully that happens soon. I think so. I was looking at a chart the other day, and,   it assured me it was gonna be 250,000   by sort of middle of this year, like, coming into the summertime.   Yeah. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. So and, you know, charts don't lie, especially ones where you draw them on into the future with data that you don't have. You look at data from what there was, and then you make not assumptions,   but   facts about what's gonna factually definitely a 100% happen. And then what happens is if you can sign up to some type of newsletter or paid group, your chances actually of that happening   increase.  

I'm pretty confident we'll be at 250 by sort of, let's say, July.  

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Oh, great.   Yeah. Yeah. Green candle, bro. Yeah. Yeah.   Fantastic.   That's what it's called. Oh, yeah. Yep. Yeah. Because I I you know, god does get personally involved  

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in these run ups. We know that. Absolutely loves Bitcoin. He, he actually orange pilled me. It's incredible. Wonderful.  

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So I love price predictions, and I love charts.   Everybody knows I'm a chart guy. I was on the LinkedIn. This was,   late 2023   and made a connection with somebody.   And I can't stand this on, like, you make a connection with somebody, and then somebody, like, DMs you right away. Hey, fella. I love your stuff. It's really cool. So this guy does. And I'm not gonna tell you who who he works for, who he's associated with, but he's like one of these   pubco minor kind of guys. It seems nice enough. Actually, just saw somebody had had him on their podcast the other day. Nice, big, cheesy, corporate smile. And he says, I'm I'm responding to something that he that he wrote there like hey man you excited for this upcoming bull run bro and I was like   bull run that's presumptuous   but thanks for connecting then he says and I'm just gonna I'm just gonna read this   and he says well going back to 20 2012   we've had one every 4 years.  

Why do you think this time is different? The 4 year cycle, bro. Fella.   So I said the price action for and I so so I broke down what this price action was. I said the price action for each having is different each time. And we've gone over the this on the show before, but 2012   Mhmm. Went from $12 to a 127.   2016, it went from 6.50 to 7.58. Very different,   that run, versus 2012.  

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Mhmm. 2020,  

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we went from 8,000 to 10,000.   And I said, we will have a run-in price before the having in April. After? How long after? Hence, my skepticism with using the term   upcoming.   So you don't think the 4 year price cycle continues to play out? And then I said, well,   I don't know.   No one does. If it doesn't, mining will be a bloodbath as hash price is already low and breakeven on previous gen machines is about 8¢. Boy, that would be nice to have nowadays.   I said price action is already so suppressed with exchanges selling paper Bitcoin. Who's did and this was before the ETF thing. Who's to say the scarcity created by the halving will have the effect that it's intended to? Yes, it should and it has, but the how and when are the parts that cannot be gleaned just by looking at past having events.   I sure hope so. It's all what we're counting on. He says, indeed,   I'm a price cycle maximalist.  

I don't know how or why they happen at this point. This will be my 3rd, and the worries about if it'll play out again feel very familiar.   So I said I said, I agree.   Historical events may not replicate themselves exactly, but they often exhibit patterns or similarities with previous events.   Or as the saying attributed to Mark Twain goes, I don't know why I write like this to people. They don't fucking appreciate any of it. But I do anyways because I get to use it on the show later. History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes. However, price action, hash rate, and difficulty shakeout leading up to and after the having, we as Bitcoin miners need to be ready for anything. And then I give my tips, and this is just general old man life advice. So if anybody wants to take this from a an old grumpy man, please go ahead and write it down. Number 1, avoid complacency.   Be ever vigilant to look for efficiency gains, alternative revenue streams, and improvements   in your Bitcoin mining operations.  

You like that one?   I love it. Learn from history. Understand the lessons of the past to make more informed decisions. Anticipate future challenges or opportunities.   Practice humility.   With long enough participation   in mining, you'll see mining organizations come and go. Be humble. Be humble.   Vocal fry. Be open to learn, admit mistakes, and most of all, don't just ensure your mining   servers are grounded. I mean, like, you're gonna like this one. Be sure your perspective is grounded as well. Oh.  

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You're so smart   and wise.   Thank you, Max.  

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It's alright. I also say, manage your risk. Understand your risk tolerances,   mitigate and reduce said risks, and stay well informed. Be adaptable. Number go up, hash rate go up, difficulty go up, but not always, and not in the same way. Prepare to adjust your strategies as circumstances change, be they positive or negative changes. That's my old man advice. Yes. I wise.   To some guy who works for Pubco and, like, owns stuff and probably makes a half $1,000,000 a year. I'm just some blue collar schlub. Mhmm. But it doesn't stop me from giving unwarranted advice.   No. You never stop. You know who else never stops?  

Tell me. Bifrost   Manufacturing.   They come from the land of ice and snow in the ground Forks, North Dakota. Don't you know?   Bifrost Manufacturing,   3 d print shit, make shit, fabricate shit, design shit, do shit, fabric Cobble. That's something that the Bifrost manufacturing   group likes to say they fabric cobble shit  

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all   day long. Couple things together.  

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Yes. But also fabricate. So it's a little more sophisticated than just cobbling shit together. Yeah. I like that. Fabricobble.   What you doing today, dude? Fabricobbling.   That shit.  

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CNCing, 3 d printing,  

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all the stuff. They do all the stuff. They do it all. They do it all, big and small. I'll be going up there to visit the Bifrost manufacturing team in Grand Forks, North Dakota here in a month,   you know. And I really want to work not only on my, like, upper Midwest   accent,   you know, North Dakota, South Dakota,   Minnesota,   like that. But,   there's a, you know, very,   large   native population there, and their accent is a little bit different. And so I want to nail that down. Aaron Hall, the co owner of Bifrost Manufacturers, as people heard in our interview with him a couple of years ago that he used to be a police officer. So he has had lots of interaction with interesting characters  

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in the Grand Forks, North Dakota area, Mhmm. And he does really good fucking impressions of them. So I'm hoping to, to hone my skills there. Sarah's like, oh, where are you going, honey? Like, I've got a lot of work to do. I've got I've got a serious amount of practice. I've got to believe it. Oh, practice for, like, your job and, like, what brings money in and puts food on the table for our lovely children.   No. You don't. No. No. No.   I need to go and practice   my North Dakota accent. Mhmm.  

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Yeah. And my native North Dakota accent. Yeah. Well, that's important, isn't it? Erin tells me the most important thing to do to get started on the the native accent there, and I believe they're Sue, is to say, fuck. If you say fuck a lot yeah. Like, you start everything with fuck, cousin. Mhmm.   You're you're good.   Fuck, cousin. That sounds like bad advice. Yeah. No. You're not He doesn't act well. These are these are 2 there's there's a as a hard, like, colon   or or period there. Fuck cousin. Don't fuck your cousin in the colon. Don't fuck your cousin. Hey.   Fuck.  

I'm gonna get it. Aaron's so good at it. I wanna have him on the show just just to tell cop stories. Mhmm.   Oh, there's so he's got so fucking many of them. You know? They always involve Walmart,   it it appears.  

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It's like a it's like a magnet.  

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Oh, yeah. A magnet for methes and drums. Yeah. Yeah. Just just finds,   you know, some Indian guy asleep in the snow. He goes up and kicks him.   Fuck, cousin. I was asleep.   We gotta have I at least somehow get together with him and have him record it. He won't do it. He'll be, like, shy all of a sudden. We can have, like, a certain of these fucking stories, but they'll be all shy. He could send us, like, a little voice note when he feels like it. Just a story at a time. We can insert it. Oh, that'd be good. Yeah. Let's, hey, Aaron.   Just to let you know, the Bifrost manufacturing   ad contract is up. But if you'd like to just sponsor the show of you telling old cop stories, we would take that too. Yeah. Like, part of the payment. Yeah.  

Well, we need money, and we need cop stories. We take SATS.  

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We take Tether,   obviously. Tether. We take Monero,   and we take old cop stories about people drunk in the snow. Lay it on us. And other stories. Consider it. And you should also consider that if you need something manufactured  

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and the tariffs may be a coming to the US of a. We're sick of all this Chinese bullshit getting imported here. Garbage. You want something made by real north portents?   You contact the Bifrost manufacturer, and don't you know, at  

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Bifrost   manufacturing.com.  

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What a ring, or you can give them a ring. 218-280-0371.   Country code   1,   because USA is number 1. Keep telling yourself that.   We appreciate Bifrost Manufacturing for the past year of support, and, of course, we appreciate all of our boosters   and Monero   chat folks   and   people that contribute   time, talent,   and treasure.  

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Jordan loves that, doesn't he? Time  

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does. Treasure. We've had a bit of, talent and treasure coming through dripping through. It's starting to happen. Good. I'm glad. I like to see that. I love you know, I'm always trying to reach out to people to, to write articles for us mainly because it's easier to prepare the show when you can just read somebody's shit. Yeah. We can do less. Yeah. Love it. There's there's value in that.   If you'd like to do less but mean a whole lot to us,   stop right now.   Look at your phone   and boost the show.   We'll take your money   any way you want to give it. Something easy right now if you're listening on podcasting 2.0, you can just boost us if you want,   but you can send cash in the mail like your grandma used to do.  

Well, $5.   John, I love you. I'm sorry that your parents moved you to Florida   and that we don't get to see each other every day. You're the best grandchild that I ever had. Love, grandma. Here's $5.   Oh, that's so sweet. So if you wanna write me a letter like that and send me $5, I'll take it. Mhmm.  

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Shit coining, but I don't care. Yeah. If you wanna send me a message like that, send it to John. I won't dox my address, but,   send it across to him, and then he can take a cut. No. Is that how that works? That's money laundering, sir.  

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Not gonna participate. Who do you think I am? Razzlecon?   Rapazzle dazzle.   Thank you very much, everybody, especially our baller boosters. It's now more difficult to become a baller booster,   because the price the price pumpings   makes you really realize what a bunch of dumbasses sent us that many sats to get a shirt.   You suck. Company. Yeah. You fucking idiots. Woah.   Shoot.   They're really gonna be pissed off 10 years from now. Because the charts say up into the right, bro.  

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Mhmm.  

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Hey. Before we move on to on Google News,   tell me about the XMR chat thing because I really don't know anything about it. I don't I don't get any of that. So Yeah. You don't. I don't even look at it. Jordan gets all of that. Yeah. Eats it all up. Tell everybody what to do. You know what you're saying about having things in different browsers so we don't fuck things up? Mhmm. I may have just   You tell everybody about that while I go tinkle.  

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Okay.   Xmrchat.comforward/ugmf,   and that will take you to our page.   You'll see a little counterculture   freedom redesign thing, beautiful, made by mister Crown and our Uncoverable Misfits logo.   You can just enter a name, enter a tip amount, enter a message.   You can tip us with Monero.   I can view them as XMR, or I can view them as USD.   Tether Joe, Wild Child, Boston,   Expatriotic,   Schrodinger,   Hanshan,   Anon, Chad Farrow,   Aluminium   Garage, Han Shan again, Fiat Demise,   King Ming, Whirlpool Gober.   Hi. Fuck.   Expatriotic,   Chad Farrow, Bill Gates,   q and a truther,   private private private private private Elizabeth Warren.  

Oh.   Smoke Carter,   oh, with an l. Carter, self for privacy, anon,   doctor Shavago,   Sejamsalot,   privacy designer, Alper. I don't know why I'm reading all these. Think about rules. Just reading some of our recent   XMR chat boosters. So xmrchat.comforward/ugmf.   Send us a message. Send us a tip. Totally anonymous, private, easy, quick,   very, very low fees, and it actually works. But you're gonna have to shower twice because you'll be a dirty,   dirty shit coiner.   Disgusting.   That's nasty. You can exchange your Tether for Monero.   Tether.  

You can exchange your Sats for Monero. And guess what? You'd have to hold it if you're worried about that. If you're worried about   holding it and price volatility   and   all that stuff, well, you can just use it for a payment like you would with cash or Teva.  

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Hey, pal.  

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Save the shit coining for your Monero show. You asked, mate. I didn't fucking push it. It was you.   Yeah. Horrible, horrible bastard. Let's have some action news. Let's do it.  

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This is Ungovnable Misfits action news, your trusted source for news in the Bitcoin mining scene.   Our whole bin of journalists are dedicated to uncovering the stories that matter most.   What's that in the sky?   Why it's all terror with miner news.   Turn up the base   with baseload.   Contributing maverick journalist Dick Greaser from the Bitcoin Bugle,   and the ever present   Burn Me.   And now, Ungovernable Misfits,   action news.  

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We don't have much from our minor coupe,   But I just wanted to remind everybody   how sweet and lovable he is with his little cute little beard and perfectly   manicured olive oil food.   Oh, I just love my little boy, my little Barn minor   boy.   Too far?  

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It's never too far. I'm like, oh, he's actually been leaning into   his GOAT likewise.   Like, I keep seeing him on Twitter talking about how GOAT ish he is and his hooves   and his kids. Just real kids. Kids? Literally.   Yeah. And so I'm pleased to see that. You've got to be true to oneself.  

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You're much happier. I always reach out to,   all my my homies. Hey, you guys get something to talk about? And, reached out to Barn Miner and said, you got something to talk about? Home heating, dude.   No shit.   Get the fuck out of here. That's what you got for me?   Dude, like, home heating shit coming out. From who? Besides the Avalon?   Altair.   What? My that's what I fucking talk about on the show. You listen to the show? I've had enough. Here, I'm done complaining about Parmar. I'm back to cuddling you, buddy.   Up on our ungovernable listeners. Action news. We've got cucked, cocksucking,   pubco,   douchebaggery   from Compute North. And this is not new news. Compute North, filed chapter 11 bankruptcy in in 2022.  

They're well hated,   especially amongst, like, mid scale   Bitcoin mining people who are up there in the, you know, the Minnesota, North Dakota area. We might know somebody. Don't you know? Fuck.   So, basically, they had to fire chapter 11 bankruptcy for not following our pizza shop principles and being   douchey,   scumbag, pubco,   douchebag pieces of shit. So that's interesting.   But recently,   a lawsuit was filed by Tribule Advisors LLC,   and it accuses the former executives of breaching fiduciary duties, mismanaging funds, and using company resources for personal expenses, and being all around douchey scumbag grifters.  

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A story as old as time. Tell as old as time.  

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Song as old as rhyme.   Compute   North douchebags.   The defendants here's just some of the the, the claims made by the plaintiffs.   I have to get a lawyer on the show sometimes.   Defendants   promulgated   this is in court documents too.   Promulgated   promulgated.   Defendants   promulgated   a let's fucking go culture.   Well, that's not   bad, but it is when you do it, like, in a in a douchebaggy frat boy kind of way. Let's fucking go culture.   Yeah. The dialectic we have to choose from in corporate America, either your   DEI   woke nonsense   or you have frat boy douchebaggery.  

Is there a middle ground here?   No.   Yeah. I didn't think so. The defendants   agreed to 4 different risky financial arrangements to raise capital,   including debt financing arrangement with Generate Capital, PBC,   Generate that was secured with some of Compute North's most profitable assets,   their mining facilities.   So borrowing money on borrowed money on borrowed money. Classic. Classic money. Yeah.   Certain the defendants also recklessly caused Compute North to execute over 86,000,000   in purchase orders for crypto mining containers to support aggressive company growth goals.   Oh, boy.  

Baselow would have a field day just with that particular statement to say we're gonna buy $86,000,000   worth of, containers   and ain't got no plugs to plug them into.   Perhaps he'll he'll use that as inspiration on his next info flow. The defendants also use Compute North as their own personal piggy bank at the expense of Compute North and its creditors using Compute North's funds for lavish personal expenses and strip   clubs in the disguise of business expenses, and intermingling aspects of Compute North's businesses with other business entities owned by the CEO of Compute North.   When Compute North was on the verge of filing bankruptcy, certain defendants recklessly caused Compute North to enter into a multimillion dollar contract   without a customer disclosure disclosing Compute North's default under the generate credit agreement of Compute North's impending bankruptcy.  

We're gonna declare bankruptcy soon. That. No. We're not. I'm not gonna tell you. External auditors, consultants, and even certain Compute North employees explicitly warn defendants that Compute North's internal controls, financial oversight, and risk management measures were deficient and posed a significant risk to the company's ability to continue as a going concern.   At all relevant times, the board was passive and failed to take steps to protect Compute North's long term solvency   and viability   as a company. Woah.  

Too bad.   But here's the best part, Max.   What they spent money on.  

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You ready? I say right.  

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62,000   in adult entertainment   transactions to their MX card, including among others,   $18,000   for the Mint Lounge   in Miami Beach Florida. That's a good name. $7 for Tootsie's Cabaret.   34100 is a cheap night for them. 34100   visiting the Velvet Club in Geneva, Switzerland.   Sounds cozy. 12,000.   This sounds less cozy. A little more seedy.   To headquarters   strip club in New York, New York.   You've been to headquarters?   I haven't. You seem to have some familiarity with that.   $14,000   to visit the 23 club. That's just a nightclub where you can you can, you know,  

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get a bottle. Yeah. Where there's that middle ground, you got, like, the insta   what do you call them? The insta thoughts, where it's like you spray a bit of money, and they'll let you spray in return. That's the sort of middle ground. Well, I'm just saying.   I like the $62,000   on adult entertainment transactions   on the Amex card. That's where I really look at this thing, and I go, I know this is a professional organization. Mhmm. You know, they're real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're not like that. Do that if you're a real you're a real organization.   Like, we don't even have an Amex card, let alone a $62,000   bill on adult entertainment.  

I mean, we gotta step our game up. We don't have anything.   No. We don't.  

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No. We don't. Not a single dollar. A BTC pay server that's broken all the time.  

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No. I fixed it. It works. I I didn't say it was broken now. Yeah. Because I fixed it. You see?   Yeah. That's what we have. We have a we have a working   BTC pay server   for now, and I've I've heard they're bringing out some update that completely fucks   one of the bits that we have in there. So we shall see.  

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Boy. You know, so back to my point where I was like, so this is it. Either you spend $62,000  

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on adult entertainment Or someone else will. Yeah. Well, that's Get to it first.  

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There's another opportunity. It's it's like, you know, diversity, equity, and inclusion training. That's that's the other money you can spend. It's it's one of the other. This is true. I mean, it's better spent on adult entertainment than Right. The other alternative. Let's be   real. Have two choices,   go out and party.  

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Yeah. You might as well. Get yourself down to Hash Sluts. They'll look after you. They will look after you. You have  

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listen. Public miners,   large mining manufacturing   equipment   people,   You don't have to spend $62,000   at headquarters strip club in New York. That's got nothing to do with Bitcoin mining. You don't fucking know those people. No. They're not part of your industry   at Tootsie's Cabaret.   Come on down to a place like Hashsluts. Put it back into the circular economy. It's what we're all about. For   your pleasure.  

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Undovetable Misfits presents   the world's only   Bitcoin mining here at strip club.   Hashlutz,   gentlemen's club.  

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Hashlutz.   Hashlutz.   Hashlutz.  

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Hashlutz. Our ladies are hot. But our hash bores are even hotter, cranking out 85 degrees.  

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Where we're at?  

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No way, pal. Celsius.  

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85   degrees c.   Overclocking?   More like over clocking.  

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If you think the last difficulty adjustment was hard, check out the Hashslut,   rockin' bonds.   And speaking of difficulty adjustment, it's not the only thing that'll be going up.  

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Going up?   How about going down?  

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Going down? Going down on our famous all you can eat buffet, that is. Try out our signature nacho dish, guac and Asic chips. How many can you fit on your board? You got some on your chin. Let me get that. Thanks, Demi.   We've got racks full of servers and girls with full racks.  

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We'll keep you running at peak efficiency   all night.  

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So come on down to Hashlutz Gentlemen's Club, the only place where your lair 2 will make you wanna lair   2.  

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Hashtag junk and the love. Woo. Woo. We're going to resign because TikTok  

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blocks don't stop, and neither do we.  

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That's incredible.   Sometimes I worry about what you're doing with your time, and then you pull something like that out of the bag, and I go, oh, it's all worth it. That's great work. Hey. Thanks, buddy. And thank you to all the Hashslots that participated in that. Yes. All all of the Hash Sluts.   Yeah. All of you Sluts, thank you so much for   the effort. Do you know what we need to do? We put so much effort into   the advertising   and the theme and the heart and the soul of this club.   I'm almost thinking we need to start it, but I just feel at the same time, like, even if we had this bull run that we know is definitely happening and we hit hit god candle row. Yeah. All the god candle stuff and all that happens and, like, our MSTR   shares and stuffs all do really well. I still feel like maybe I'm just at the wrong time in my life and you are as well to own and run HashSluts.  

So maybe we own it, and we have Botty be the pimp hand that steps in when necessary. But maybe we have someone else run it because it's just like, I don't think we can get the full   enjoyment from running an establishment   such as that, but I do think that it'd be very profitable. I do think it would help with this circular economy. I think it's important. I think it's important to give the people what they want. And when compute north decides they wanna go south, we need to give them a place to go. Mhmm.  

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I have,   just 2 people in mind that came to mind right away.  

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Number 1 is Chet. Yeah. First on mine as well. Yeah.  

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Yeah. He knows how to run mining operations. There's just no question about that. It is a Bitcoin mining heated strip club. The best thing to do at this point is have a ready built hydro system, like heat core system. He's down in Texas right now doing a giga container,   so we'll take that. He's got a lot of experience with the Bitmain h k threes. I believe he did something in, Finland recently. Yep. So he he actually has experience in industrial heating with Bitcoin mining. So he's number one choice. You gotta keep it hot in there. I also think that his pimp hand is probably pretty strong. Pretty strong. Yeah. I believe he's now the has  

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left him. I believe him to be single. So I think so. He would be perfectly positioned   for this sort of thing. Mhmm. And there's that level of trust. You know, we need to trust someone with our establishment   and,  

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long time friend. Mhmm. Yeah. Very much so. So but I'm I'm a little bit worried about security.   You know, Chet's a chatty guy, and he's always wanting to be out there with people and be in the, you know, the face and the life of the party and all that. We need somebody,   to handle security. We need somebody who's a little rough rough around the edges.   Botty. No.   No? Okay. Pies. Pies.   Oh. Pies at a level. That's a great show. Yeah. He's been on the other side. You know what I mean?   Yeah. That's a prison show.   Mhmm. He's got street cred. Mhmm. That means a lot to people. It does. And he can also he can also tell when somebody's coming in dealing coke. We don't want that in our club. Yeah. He said, hey. Get out of here.  



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Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well, we got a lot to think about. We'll wait until this humble 250,000   a coin and our MSTL   shares and pension funds and whatever they're called, things and stuffs,   all, make us really rich. And then,   we will buy the property.   We'll import the HashLUTs. We already got a queue waiting, so that's not a problem. No. Not a problem at all. And then put those 2 in charge, and we'll just take a a small percentage. They can keep the rest. We wanna You pay us in hash? Yeah. Exactly. Everyone's happy. Good stuff. What's what's that? What  

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Yeah. Yeah. Come on come on over, bud. Boddy Boddy, is here. Oh. He wants to, weigh in on this. Hey, my dudes. I want to chime in here. Mhmm. As our last compute north goes,  

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douchebags   gonna   The douchebags. Can't disagree there. Ever gonna change.   Fiat cocks like peril   are gonna blow up their American Express cards at overpriced   strip clubs. True. As for me,   you can find me in the Hash Sluts Club Yes. Bottle full of bub.   Missus Body,   come give me a hug.  

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I love it. I want him involved in some way. Yeah. We have to think about that. I was thinking security, but the thing is you wanna rough them up and scare them. You don't wanna actually kill them. And so Right. Yeah. He's a fucking robot. He would just, like, rip flesh apart. That's not right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he can operate in the sort of heat. Well, it's gonna be very hot in there. Obviously, you've got the true. The miners running, the girls running. It's gonna be hot. It's gonna be sweaty. It's gonna be dank. You wanna make sure that, you have someone that can operate in those temperatures. And if someone's used to cold weather, they might struggle. So I think Bossy would be a good choice. Yeah. If things get really too far, he can step in, but I'd like to see him do something else as well. We'll, we'll give it some thought. Alright. So and we could do, like, this, like, chat front of the house, body, back of the house, PIE security. Yes. I think that would work. Alright. Very well. Okay. Moving on. We've got boom boom boom boom boom. Somebody's boom boom boom boom boom back.  

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Baseload has restarted his info flows, or as he's calling them lately, Max, info yos.   Oh.   Put a little jersey in there.   You can take the boy out of jersey, but you can't take jersey out the boy. You know what I mean? I know exactly what you mean. New Jersey, not your faggy jersey. Tell me about jersey. Tell me about the real jersey. What do you mean the real jersey? What are you talking about? Is in Jersey in the UK?  

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You got, like, Jersey and Guernsey, which I think are like little islands off the UK, which are like little mini tax haven   things.   I think a bit like the Isle of Man. You can see that. Jersey,   UK.   Pretty sure.   Yeah.   Yeah. It's Jersey part of the UK.   Jersey is not part of the UK and is not represented in the UK parliament. No. My mistake. Yeah. It's like Jersey, Guernsey, Isle of Man,   Channel Islands, all those are like, if you're rich   and you have a trust,   that's the place that you go   because then you can make sure that you pay zero tax.   So, like, if you're in government and you make sure that you say, like, oh, we're gonna bring this tax out. We're gonna bring that tax out. We're gonna bring this climate tax out. We're gonna tax this. And if you wanna move in, you can't even tax that.  

And then they go, but   not me and my family because   we're in Jersey.  

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Oh, okay. So very different from New Jersey.  

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Very,   very, very different to, to New Jersey. Yes. Now we know. Yeah. Back to baseload's  

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energy inflow. I want everybody to visit   bitcoinbaseload.substack.com   and read this entire g entire   energy inflow where he talks about a new energy acquisition.   There's a significant energy industry acquisition may bring numerous electricity generation assets and other businesses under one roof.   Is that gonna be a good thing or bad thing? Don't know. Bitcoinbaseload.substack.com.   He also talks about enhanced geothermal   systems. The department of energy had just awarded somebody $60,000,000   for enhanced geothermal systems projects. That's where you create a reservoir in hot rock to capture heat for energy using methods like drilling or fracking.   That was offered to me by the guy that,   designed my HVAC system. He's like, oh, you got all this land here. You can do geothermal.  

I was like, I don't know. Don't know nothing about it, but somebody just got awarded   $60,000,000 for that. And he covers the robotics   at the Consumer Electronics Show. Did you see any highlights from that, Max?   The Electronics Show? Yeah. Yeah. I saw there was, like, the sex robot thing. Yeah. They're pretty good. That's what he gets it. It's it's hilarious. That's the thing. Like, Samsung had a a screen that you can fold and stretch out. Yeah. Same that. Same that. New VR headsets don't require you to have a headset on and all this stuff. And the only thing people could talk about   is the the robot who wasn't a fucking sex robot, but that's all anybody can think about. Like, well, I'd have sex with that. People are like, you know, we got so much for efficiency out of this thing. The screen can stretch.  



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Can I fuck it?   Yeah.   Well no. Ah, well. And then they see the robot. Can I fuck it? Well, that's not really what we're making it for. It's kind of, you know, to help people in the situations.   Can I fuck it? Oh, yeah. You can fuck it. I'll have 5.  

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In fact, with employment law as it is, it may be different in the USA, but, depending on where Hashlutz is built, it could be an idea. It could be an idea. You know? Perhaps missus Boddy could be the No. No. Come on. No. No. Wait a minute. It's not going it's not going where you think I was gonna go with it. Every Alright. Cat house   needs that motherly figure.   She's not doing the fucking, you know, she's just managing the girls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I like that. And I think missus Boddy can fulfill that role. I mean, Boddy's already there doing back of the house stuff. Yeah. I like it. Missus Boddy, you need to get these bitches in line.   Yes. Sex robots at the Consumer Electronics Show. Also, Pubkey, not that I do this all the time, talk about other people's fucking podcasts, but, Pubkey is doing a, a production   broadcast   kinda deal, and, they recently interviewed our beloved Bitcoin Baseload. So he's gonna be doing a lot of stuff,   with PubKey, so look out for that in the future.  

So there we go. We're we're very already deeply tied in with PubKey with our gay robot,   flying to New York all of the time, and now we have our Awesome. Bum bum bum baseload.   Base the bodies at Pubkey? I didn't know that. No. You said gay robot.   Oh,   yeah.  

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The British one. Yeah. The British. The northern. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The northern gay robot. There we go. Yeah.  

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Flying across the pond. And, so so now our our Bitcoin base load is there. Maybe they will run into each other. That'd be nice.  

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That handshake that turns into a hug. That'd be lovely. Baseload's a hugger. Is Q a hugger too? I think I've had a hug with him. Not like a cuddle hug. It's more like a, hey, man. Like a bit more of a, like, a a rough sort of like Mhmm.   A bit more rugged.   I think Baseload would be a really good hugger. I look forward to a hug with him. Well, you know, we're we're both Italians, so our hugs last a little bit longer. Oh, is he Italian as well, is he? He is. Yeah. Okay.   Okay. Yeah. I can see that. I look forward to it one day.   Very soon, my headset is going to die.  

It's been telling me for the last 15 minutes. Very long. So what do you wanna do? What do you wanna do about that? Well, I don't know. I'm just telling you that if suddenly they die, they die. You know, just letting you know. If he dies,  

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he dies.   Not a lot I can do about it. So what so are you gonna plug in headsets?   Nope. What a fucking   what what a shitty podcaster.   I know. The worst.   Yep. Alright. Well, here we go. Continuing on with the show. Up next, we have,   Bugle News' new staff writer   Wayne Kerr.   Wayne Kerr.  

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Wayne Kerr. Is that Italian?  

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It sounds German.   Yeah. Could be. Yeah. Could be. Maybe if we use the the British pronunciation that would end in a vowel.   Wen kah.   Bitcoin   doesn't buy love. The truth behind the digital hard money romance myth by Wayne Kerr.   Despite the growing influence of Bitcoin and the wealth it has created for some, there's   one thing that it seems unable to buy, a girlfriend.   While Bitcoin enthusiasts   often tout the belief that accumulating digital wealth will lead to attracting a partner, reality is proving otherwise. From bitcoin evangelists to regular investors, many have found that no amount of bitcoin, bitcoin knowledge, or bitcoin podcast hours listened to can compensate for a lack of social skills, personal connection,   or emotional intelligence.  

3 high profile figures, Michael Saylor,   Jack Mahler's, and Dylan LeClaire illustrate the ongoing dilemma. Michael Saylor, the Bitcoin billionaire who still can't find love, the outspoken CEO of MicroStrategy's,   and a key figure in the Bitcoin investing world is no stranger to wealth. Under his leadership, MicroStrategy has bought 1,000,000,000 of dollars worth of Bitcoin. While many envy his financial success, Saylor's dating life remains a subject of much speculation. That's because he's married to the United States government. Hey.  

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Maybe. Maybe.   Probably. Definitely.  

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At 59 years old, Saylor's public persona is one of the tech mogul deeply committed to Bitcoin's future. However, reports indicate that despite his considerable wealth, he struggles with his personal life.   His net worth estimated in the 100 of 1,000,000,000 of sats hasn't seemed to translate into successful relationships.   Friends and insiders hint that his obsessive focus on Bitcoin may be a major barrier to forming lasting personal connections.   A close source, probably Peter McCormick, who wishes to remain anonymous, Michael's entire life revolves around Bitcoin. He doesn't have time for much else and certainly not for a girlfriend. He can't do a bum bum check. He doesn't have a baby mama. He never even made a bit clout. He didn't even come to my alpha's mail retreat. Wait a minute. I think I know who this is. He doesn't go into the barrel for self reflection.   Sure. He could buy someone a house, but it's the emotional connection that seems to be missing.  

I wonder who that could be. Jack   Mahler's.   Jack Mahler's, Bitcoin's big name, single life. Jack Mahler's, the founder of Strike and a key player in the Bitcoin's   lightning network, is one of the most visible figures in the Bitcoin world. With his innovative work and payments, Mahler's had gained both recognition and wealth. Strike's mission to bring Bitcoin to the mainstream has earned Mahler's respect for both Bitcoin   and the USDT   communities alike. However, when it comes to his personal life, Mahler's remains   relatively private. Despite his success, there's little indication that Bitcoin has helped him form lasting romantic relationships.  

People think Bitcoin entrepreneurs are drowning in attention, but it's hard to find genuine connections when everyone is so focused on your stack of sats, said a friend of Mahler's who preferred to stay anonymous.   While Mahler's business acumen and prominence in the Bitcoin space are impressive, those who know him personally note that his relentless focus on work leaves little room for romance.   Jack's vision for Bitcoin is bigger than anything else in life, said a colleague. But sometimes, that means he doesn't have the time or energy to invest in a relationship.   Next, he goes over Dylan Leclerc, who I don't care about. So I'm gonna skip that part. The takeaway,   Bitcoin isn't the key to love. The stories of Saylor, Mahler's, and Leclerc serve as a cautionary tale for those who believe that wealth,   particularly in the form of Bitcoin, is a surefire ticket to romance.  

While Bitcoin may offer financial freedom and independence, it cannot replace the deep emotional work required to build meaningful relationships.   As Bitcoin continues to evolve as a dominant force in the world of finance,   its role in love and romance remains an open question. For now, it seems that the heart's desire are a bit more complicated than simply stacking sets. That article is by Wanker   in the Bugle News. And if you want to read the Dylan Leclerc part, visit bugle.news   and find the article titled Bitcoin doesn't buy love, the truth behind the digital hard money romance myth.  

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We found love, Max. We did. I never knew what it was until I met you.  

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I can't tell you how long I've waited to hear you say that.  

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Literally, one episode. I think we probably said it last episode.  

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Yeah. Probably.   Hey, you rascal. You got me again.   Well, I can definitely say things between us have heated up, and it isn't   just Altaertec's   bit  

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chimney.  

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Lately, because it's wintertime,   I've been talking about the bit chimney from altairtech.i0   simply because it's a beautiful   space heating miner thing. It's way nicer than the Avalon Nano 3 or the Avalon Nano   Mini, which you can also buy if you are interested in that device. You can buy it from altertech.io.   But I like the fact that our friends and associates   build shit, make shit, sell shit.   So I'd like to talk about the bit chimney from alteritech.io.   120 to 240 volt plug and play. No low noise. Not no noise. Fuckers got fans on it. How do you think the heat gets out of it? You dumbass.   Low noise,   Wi Fi, space heater based on a single   Antminer hash board. Two versions, k pro version,   31 watts per tera hash, 38 watts per tera hash. That's pretty good. Decent efficiency. The s 21 version   oh, no. I'm sorry. I got those wrong. 24 and 25   joules per tera hash. In the s 21 version, 18 joules per tera hash. All parts used in the build such as hash boards, APW3 plus plus PSUs, fans, etcetera, are brand new. Now Frankenstein and fabricoblin   from old machines here makes it new for you.  

Visit alteartech.i0   to snag one for yourself. When you check out, be sure to mention coupon code.  

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Ungovernable.  

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What's that? Ungo I'm losing my voice.   Ungovernable.   I just thought you were trying to be sultry. No. No. No. It's just, it's all natural.   Ungovernable.   I like it. I like it a lot.  

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Bitch, imni. It brings out a bitch in me.  

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Because it's so hot in here.   Oh, man.   Listen,   Avril, if you don't use this as some kind of tagline that, you know, we're gonna do something with it. Yeah. The big chimney   brings out the bitch in me. It's good that, isn't it? We're good. It   is good that.   As I said at the beginning of the show, Max, we have a news for you from Kanan.  

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Do you want to hear all about it? Oh, yes, please. He said the Avaron mini 3.   A miracle in the cold winter. The charm of a broker chain. A household   based hard heater that can generate the Bitcoin.   Home should always be the warmest place with your loved ones.   It's the goal of Everon mini sleep to let you and your family enjoy mirror, entertainment,   conversation,   and the sleep without worry in a warm winter day. With the healing powerful 800 watt   and an active siren design fan. Shh, he's a siren.   It only take a 10 minute to make your home as warm as a spring.   And you don't have to worry about high heating course at all because of the Avaron Ministry equipped with 664   nanometer processing computer power chip. Can provide a computing power of a 37.5   terahesh   and a continuously   generated Bitcoin for you.  



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You like that? Still buy 1, but,   that's false advertising. Like, how can I be so sure? Attempt me in it to   make it like The Swing. What if you live in a fucking mansion? What if you're a sailor? You plug that in with no other heating.  

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Oh, don't worry. You have to read the photo in a note to find out. Did this be did it in a small room?  

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Just a read to the end. In a smaller point. We  

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we're in a small house.   We're not allowed to really go out of a high riser. Okay? Get back into the ad read. Okay?   You're right because it's got a smart design. It's featuring restrained in a gentle rind design, pair with unique and metaric touch.   Oh, you feel that? It's a metaric touch. It offer a dual enjoyment for both vision   and the touch.   Those are 2 senses.  

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The Raja win Rin Rindo. You ever heard of a  

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Fucking hell.  

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You ever heard of a RinRin though? Oh, it's nice. He designed to combine with a safety mesh hole, show meticulousness.   We've seen this magnificent   appearance. The LED screen was authorized sensing adjustment, also support a customizing pictures and animated image.   Go and explore for your exclusive technology fun. Here's the best part. It's practical.   Need a cricket heating? Need a quietness?   It's   it's   isn't not like a bit bitch   in this. Is the bitch in this world? This give you quietness   or need to maximize Bitcoin production.   The heater mode allows you to control the temperature as needed. Your comfort is a party.  

The mining mode output is strongest of moving power continuously.   Dig with a full force. The night mode is a ultra quiet  

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and continuously   digs and kill your sleep.  

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You didn't know it did that. It did take care of your sleep. There's also a handy night ride, so you don't have to grope in the dark. You might want to grope in the dark. You never know what you might find.  

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How much of that was the actual advert? I don't know.  

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Very little. I just go back and forth.  

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Very little.   Well, that's great. And if you do want a a nano 3 and to grope in the dark, go to altairtech.io   and use the code  

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Ungovernable for a discount. What Ira could do is to combine all of our tagline. You would say, grope in the dark,   stretch a cold fist, and a digger with a full force.  

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Write that down, Jordan. Right. That's it. That's it right there. Grope in the  

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dark, stretch your cold fist, and dig with a full force.  

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I just hope there's no chilled worm  

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listening. They'll listen to this show. Yeah. It's seed signer driving around with his kids and be like, oh, shit. Turn this off. What the stop person?  

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Sorry, seed signer.  

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It's worse than ever. Yep. Adult deceived.  

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Bitcoin mining goes through a couple. He did with.  

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We have been exposing you here   on on government misfits action. It was not just to dirty jokes,   but to pleb miners that have been creating   Bitcoin heating solutions for a long fucking time.   I wanted to mention a few of them. You can look them up yourself after I mentioned them and interact with them. First up is, Schnitzel.   Our good friend   Michael Schmidt. Schnitzel   has a GitHub   for home automation control for Bitcoin mining. I guess you and were you and Q talking about this recently?   And then he jumped into our chat and said, hey, I wanted to just remind Max about my my GitHub for,  

[01:54:40] Unknown:

home automation and control. Do you remember that? We must have been. I try and block out everything that I speak to that wrote a lot about. I understand. Do you know what I mean? Like, PTSD stuff. But,   yeah, I obviously remember the the project. So could we put that in the link in the show notes? I will put the link in the show notes.  

[01:54:59] Unknown:

Notes. Snow notes. Snow notes. So the reason I'm saying that is because, you can go to GitHub and the schnitzel. That's   schnitzel/hazminer.   Like 'Haz'? Like your house? Maybe? I don't know. I'm not Swiss. Isn't he Swiss?   H a s s hyphen miner. And, another person we know, Brett Rowan, contributed to that project. So that's some upstream data action going on there. Also another, person that's in the Pleb Mining Group, Nicholas Drouin.   I think I'm saying this now right from Constellation Heating.   Visit his website   at constellationheating.com.  

He's got a pretty cool pool warmer,   and he he built them himself.   Like, you know, it wasn't one of these larger companies. So we'll talk about fog hashing   and,   heat core.   They make really cool   immersion systems and hydro systems that are now going to be able to be easily incorporated into your home where that didn't exist before.   So he kind of just took the reins and developed something like that on his own. Got a friend named Gerald Clickman, who Glickman,   don't know what his real name is, who designed a pool heater. Coin heated. Goes way back with us. And finally, Chet. Chet is now like an industrial   heat reuse Bitcoin miner guy for a project that he did in Finland and soon to be our project manager for HashSluts.  

So as much as we joke   about things like the Avalon Nano 3, Plebminer guys have been   designing and building and manufacturing this stuff for a long time. So let's let's not forget about them. Can I make a suggestion for the next show?  

[01:56:41] Unknown:

Yeah, man. If anyone   would like to   send us a voice note about their   home mining setup, and this can be anyone who's already previously   been on with us in the Plebminer month   or anyone who has something new and you wanna send us in a voice note, then we would like to play that. If you have any video footage or anything like that, we can,   add it into the show notes and people can go and have a look as well because I kind of miss covering that kind of stuff. Like Mhmm. Like you say, it's all bit taxes and, you know, which companies   borrowed a load of cut fiat   money and, you know, building out their infrastructure.  

But at the end of the day, like, the plebminer is really about these smaller builds and people doing things off their own steam without having to have massive investment from,   from banks and all the stuff that we're getting trying to get away from. So that would be cool. Please. Please do. Would love to see it. My bet is that no one fucking bothers. Yes.   Almost certainly. But if you can be bothered, even if it's a short little voice note, little bit about the setup, we would love to hear it. Why don't we do this? Because  

[01:57:52] Unknown:

we just haven't had time to do the pleb monitor and the wild segment.   Mhmm. Is just at least try to do the pleb minor and the wild segment in a informal, like, 2, 3 minute way. Like, hey. By the way, this person has done this. Oh.   I know that's a section that other shows have had, but, really, we're the ones that kind of innovative bringing these stories to people. So Yeah. Yeah. We we started it. We wanted to. Yeah. Whether we started it or not, which we did. Yeah. We'll do what the fuck we want anyway. So, yeah, if someone can,  

[01:58:21] Unknown:

either send in a voice mail or just a story, and we'll cover it, whichever way. Yeah. I'd like to see some more of that. That'd be cool. Sorry. Don't have time for the interviews. Apologize.  

[01:58:30] Unknown:

We'll do it this way. One day. One day. Yeah. One day. Getting close. We'll get that. Big ear, buddy. Sometimes I have these little things written to to bring the show out,   and I don't have one written, but I just wanted to say something. I'm sorry.   I just wanted to talk about   our blue collar ethos   here at Ungovernable Misfits.   We get a lot of compliments   and as the best podcast,   so on and so forth. Mhmm. And,   we have a very dedicated   audience.   Like, I know and I can't imagine anybody has this dedicated of an audience. And the reason being is that blue collar work ethic   that we have, that we don't seek out the cucked sponsors   that require us to change   who we are. We exist in a world of actual proof of work.  

You and I have had these conversations just on a personal level before like if I'm not suffering,   I feel like I didn't earn it. Yeah.  

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I,  

[01:59:31] Unknown:

I can relate to that. Yeah. Bad. You can relate to that.   I feel like if you were to have edited the show and only took you 3 hours, you would go and edit it again for another 3 hours just to just to have punished yourself. Yeah. Ben Gunn was having a gurt at me when I saw him recently.  

[01:59:50] Unknown:

Getting in your own way, lah. I can't do his fucking accent, but you know what I mean? Yeah. Getting in your own way, fucking, that's ridiculous. You can't be spending that much time. You can't do that.  

[02:00:01] Unknown:

It's how I do things, mate. Well, Ben Gunn, I don't know. There ain't no change in you, so  

[02:00:06] Unknown:

Just accept it.   Very specific   about the way things have to go out and, and how things need to be done. It's just the way it is, mate. Well, this is just I just wanna say hats off to you, all of you blue collar plebs.  

[02:00:21] Unknown:

I appreciate you. I think we're all in the same boat. Just keep on keeping on. Keep working. Keep sweating.   Keep grinding.  

[02:00:30] Unknown:

We're all getting there. I agree. We will. We're the we're the best of the people.   We're great.  

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Do you know what I mean? We're just awesome.  

[02:00:39] Unknown:

When the world falls to shit,   you're gonna need people who can build shit and fix stuff and actually grind and get their hands dirty and not these wanky,   soy,   $62,000   adult entertainment,   long haired, tether,   cunts.   We need you. You're the best, and we love you. We do love you. We look forward to building with you   into the future.  

[02:01:05] Unknown:

And beyond. And this has been   Ungovertible Misfits.   Action news.   Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Buddy? We made it. Another short episode.   Yeah. It wasn't 3 hours.  

[02:01:23] Unknown:

It wasn't quite 3 hours. No. Wow. On our split rate. Yeah. Agreed. And my, my headphones somehow managed to hold on. Yeah. It's not