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In this week's episode of "2 Grumpy Vets and a Dude," Brian, Rich, and the Dude dive into a lively discussion filled with humor, nostalgia, and a touch of introspection. The episode kicks off with the trio catching up on their week, discussing the quirks of grocery shopping and the peculiarities of salsa brands. As the conversation unfolds, they reminisce about their military experiences, sharing anecdotes about the unpredictability of army life and the camaraderie it fosters.
The hosts then venture into a light-hearted debate about the merits of different types of hats, from fedoras to flat caps, and how these fashion choices reflect personal style. This segues into a broader discussion about music, where they explore eclectic tastes ranging from punk bands like Butt Trumpet to classic artists like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin.
As the episode progresses, the conversation takes a philosophical turn with a hypothetical question about stopping time. The hosts ponder the implications of such power, discussing the potential for mischief and the ethical considerations it entails. This leads to a humorous exploration of what they might do if given the chance to pause time, with suggestions ranging from harmless pranks to more profound changes.
Throughout the episode, the camaraderie and banter between the hosts shine through, offering listeners a glimpse into the genuine friendship and shared history that underpin their discussions. Whether they're debating the best way to wear a hat or sharing stories from their past, Brian, Rich, and the Dude provide a blend of entertainment and insight that keeps listeners engaged from start to finish.
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[00:00:01]
Bryan Goodwin:
Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to 2 grumpy vets and a duuude. This is a show that each week allows for 3 friends to get together and live life intentionally. We do this by throwing a little social commentary with our own weird sense of humor and our thoughts together to show folks that living, having weekly conversations is a good way to help each other out, help men become better men. And so now on with the show with Brian, Rich, and the dude.
[00:00:34] Rich Chelson:
Dude, what's going on?
[00:00:37] Duuude-Ron :
Hell are you recording? Recording in progress. What the hell?
[00:00:43] Rich Chelson:
It was letting you know it was recording.
[00:00:46] Duuude-Ron :
I know. I just got a gate to chain.
[00:00:49] Rich Chelson:
Right.
[00:00:52] Duuude-Ron :
Where's Brian here? I'm good at that. You know what? I don't know. Damn. I was not designated to my knowledge anyway, or do I remember, being assigned his babysitter? Now Dude. I could be mistaken. Right. But, no, I think he's at the age that, yeah, we're too late on that.
[00:01:24] Rich Chelson:
You think?
[00:01:26] Duuude-Ron :
Way too late.
[00:01:29] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I didn't. My phone's in the living room. So, you know, if Brian texted me, I don't know.
[00:01:37] Duuude-Ron :
Because I I Well, why don't you why don't you go get your phone?
[00:01:41] Rich Chelson:
Well, I'll go get my phone. Just
[00:01:44] Duuude-Ron :
Thank Why are go get your phone.
[00:01:47] Rich Chelson:
Hold down. I think Okay.
[00:01:50] Duuude-Ron :
Okay.
[00:01:54] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, wow. I'm the last one to show up today.
[00:01:58] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. You are. Richard went or, Rich went to go get his phone to check to see if you hadn't text that, you're gonna be late or if something was going on.
[00:02:14] Bryan Goodwin:
Good grief. It's rarely at 7.
[00:02:17] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Okay. But what time do you guys but you but usually, I'm the last one on here Yeah. At 7 o'clock. So what time do you guys usually jump on? Yeah. Okay. I you know, I'll possibly believe that. You know? But hey. Yeah. You were the last one. Why? Because you were the slacker tonight.
[00:03:04] Bryan Goodwin:
I was getting myself some food so I can so I can while we're talking.
[00:03:11] Duuude-Ron :
Well, you can so you can
[00:03:13] Bryan Goodwin:
Alright. So I can while we're talking. Exactly. Where are you
[00:03:18] Duuude-Ron :
at tonight?
[00:03:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, I'm over in Jolley. So Well Alright. Let's see here. Let's get you hooked up to the, Zoom before. Boink. There we go. Ho ho ho, Jolly.
[00:03:34] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. So if you're in Jolly, you must be Jolly tonight. I'll just be the antagonizer like I always am. How about that?
[00:03:46] Rich Chelson:
That'll work.
[00:03:48] Duuude-Ron :
There we go. And he and he's already gone again. There we go.
[00:03:52] Bryan Goodwin:
I was I was getting myself hooked back up.
[00:03:55] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, okay. So, what do you get to at tonight?
[00:04:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, since I was in in, Emerald last week, and, we didn't get home until Sunday. I didn't get anything bought at over at the grocery store, so I'm eating ramen noodle soup and chips and salsa. Woo hoo. There you go. And I found some good chips and salsa or some good salsa to go with my chips. What? And it's a Walmart brand.
[00:04:36] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, really?
[00:04:37] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. If have you, have you noticed that, Walmart's, brand of better called Better Goods has kinda taken over y'all store? You know?
[00:04:51] Duuude-Ron :
No. I really haven't noticed it. Okay. You know, and it's always been and I can't I'm a freaking airhead tonight. I don't even remember what, Walmart's name brand is. Great value. Great value. Okay. Yes. So they have another
[00:05:13] Bryan Goodwin:
brand. There's another one that's taken over, and it's it's on you'll find better goods on the brand stuff on every freaking aisle. Now I don't know what the difference between the all the stuff is, you know, what makes them different than than great value other than, I guess, people are assume, great value is a, is the cheaper, a cheaper version is the, is the the, oh, what the hell? I'm wanting to say white label. That's not right. Generic is the generic, form of of whatever. Right. Okay. Well, if you go into the salsa aisle, you're gonna see better goods, campfire tomato, salsa, Chunky campfire, campfire's roasted, salsa.
It's a little Okay. It's a little on the spicy side. So if you're not a big fan of spicy, you may not like it. But, oh my god, is it good? And it's got just a a most amazing smoke flavor to it. It's just like, yeah. Yeah. I ate a whole jar of one sitting. So yeah. So I've blown my diet for the night.
[00:06:33] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I see. I can imagine. No. Me me, myself, and I, I stick to the, mild version of anything when it comes to salsa and all that other stuff now, ever since Iraq. And we were within 20 miles when they detonated a, weapons cache that had chemical weapons in it.
[00:07:02] Bryan Goodwin:
So Yeah. And So a little too much pepper spray in the air,
[00:07:06] Duuude-Ron :
But I don't know what well, they never disclosed what chemical weapons they were. As a matter of fact, they, you know, it was one of those things, well, it never happened type issue. So Mhmm. So nothing can be proven as far as ailments, you know, for, like,
[00:07:31] Bryan Goodwin:
VA or anything like that. Yeah. Oh, no. We can't say there was no there was no agent orange in this. Uh-uh. No. No. No. No. No. We we didn't blow anything up. I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:07:44] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. But, yeah. Ever since then, no, my no. I don't do very well with any any hot hot sauce, Tabasco, none of that. Absolutely. No.
[00:08:04] Bryan Goodwin:
You know, that almost that gets me to wonder, you know, if you know, we're not supposed to be recording, you know, stuff like that. But it gets me to wondering if they start blowing stuff up from now on, should the soldiers all have their phone out recording and having proof that, yeah, we blew something up. We don't know what the hell was in there, but we blew something up for the as a CYA down the road because, you know, stuff like that.
[00:08:37] Duuude-Ron :
You know, it there it's all gonna come down to prove it.
[00:08:41] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay? Well, that's why you have videos. It's like Right. There's a video of me and everybody else in the platoon, and right there is something that that goes kaplowing, you know?
[00:08:52] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. And yeah, I won't I won't even get into the argument of that because anymore, it's not really worth arguing over because it's nothing that I'm gonna be able to, you know, resolve. Right. But that's alright. So
[00:09:12] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Well, of course, at the same time, I'm sure they would, the the higher ups would go, yeah. We blew up a bunch of s'mores because the guys were being assholes and they wouldn't listen to us. So we took away their s'mores and blew it up in front of them. And they're just mad.
[00:09:29] Duuude-Ron :
Well, that's a new concept to,
[00:09:34] Bryan Goodwin:
Plausible deniability. You know?
[00:09:36] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, of course. Yeah. Of course. Plausible deniability. You guys gotta love that phrase. And and it's what it's all about. But, you know, it is what it is. Yep.
[00:09:52] Bryan Goodwin:
So so what have you been doing today, dude?
[00:09:58] Duuude-Ron :
I'm just dealing with the, well, I had to turn my last truck in because from the accident, when I got sideswiped, we got it back, but it was the the mirror that they the new mirror that they put on.
[00:10:20] Bryan Goodwin:
Uh-huh.
[00:10:21] Duuude-Ron :
It was not doing it. The, switch would not move the mirror around.
[00:10:27] Bryan Goodwin:
Ah.
[00:10:27] Duuude-Ron :
The temperature gauge or for the ambient temperature is within the mirror itself. So, yeah, it was throwing all kinds of codes. It wouldn't let the, the check engine light you know, when you initially turn over the power on a semi, you get the yellow engine until the, glow plugs heat up enough to be able to fire the engine over. Well, that was, for whatever reason, that was getting codes thrown, for that because of the mirror. So and we had to get graphics put back on it from the, repairs. So we were waiting for those to come in. They came in last week. So we dropped it off and, let's see. I was so went up to Elmont. It was 54 miles one way, so we had to take it up there.
And then my boss brought me back, did my route. And then once I got back and I was unloading my truck from today, he gets a call from that place and says, well, the vehicle's done. So I guess they got the mirror replaced or they did something. And, so now the truck is ready to be picked up again. And my boss says, you know what? If I would've known it was gonna be that quick, I would've just had you fucking stay up there. I'm like Hell, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That would've just, that would've drove me absolutely bonkers to sit around for 8 hours.
And I know I'm getting paid. You know? We it's a running joke that, you know, like, when I went up to Grand Prairie on Tuesday, there was 3 vehicles in front of me that needed to get downloaded and counted in. So I'm looking at this. I'm like, man, I'm gonna be here for a good freaking hour. And then one of the other shuttle drivers out at Grand Prairie is like, well, you get paid by the hour. I'm like, yeah. I realize I get paid by the hour. Been paid by the hour. There's these guys for the last yeah. For the last 14 years, I understand that.
But you don't understand that me sitting around fucking just upsets my apple cart.
[00:13:19] Bryan Goodwin:
You got a bad case of itchy Pete.
[00:13:22] Duuude-Ron :
Well, I just don't like at work. I'd, let's get this shit moving and get it done. But see, with my previous with being in a quick reactionary force in the military, everything had a very high priority to it. And you're always well, and the army was always hurry up and wait anyway. But when you were, tasked with a mission, you get the shit done. And Oh, hell yeah. This is just like, you know, nobody seems to be in a rush. Nobody seems to, you know, wanna get shit accomplished, but, you know, and that leaves me sitting behind in 3 vehicles and what it took them 45 minutes before I was able to get up to where, I could get unloaded.
[00:14:22] Bryan Goodwin:
So Oh, it's not bad. Hell, I was hearing hearing, 3 trucks ahead of you. I was like going, oh, there's 3 hours wasted. Now you're just sitting there for 45. Oh, heck, man. Boy, flatbed would drive you up the wall then.
[00:14:43] Duuude-Ron :
I'm sure you know what? I have no doubt in my mind that it would. Because with, you know, like everybody, 1st come, 1st serve. And, of course, you know, loading Sheetrock or loading up, OSB, you know, they're in no hurry
[00:15:04] Bryan Goodwin:
No. No. I mean, that takes it it you go over, like, over to Duke, especially there's been times that I've sat there for 4 hours waiting to, you know, for them to decide to get loaded because there's been one time where there was, oh, what was it? Twite. 27 trucks waiting to get loaded for whatever reason. They everybody in the world just showed up all at once. And so I got there about 8 in the morning and there was already a shit ton of people there and waited at at 10 o'clock. They take a fucking break. Alright. And it's and it's a ghost town. When they take a break, it's you don't see the lone, you know, forklift driver who's out there just kinda still doing some stuff.
Everybody's gone. It's like union rules or something. It's 10 o'clock. They're gone for about 30 minutes. And then so Yeah. You're sitting there and you're like going, goddamn. What's taking so long? And then, you know, after after about 30 minutes or so, all of a sudden, you start seeing it's they open the gates and here comes everybody and they're all the forklifts zooming around, picking the things up, and you start seeing trucks pulling in and more bolt backing up. Well, they got probably about, I don't know, probably about majority of them. I don't even know how many there were done. And I was just about ready to go. And then, or no, no, actually I got it backed in there and boom lunchtime hit.
And so that was an hour, hour 15 before they ever got started. So there was 8, 9, you know, that's up to 12 hour you know, 4 hours right there. And then, you know, at about 1 o'clock, all of a sudden, boop. Alright. Everybody's there. Then they threw everything on, got loaded. I was done within you know, once I felt the, the first load land on my on on the trailer, it was you know, we were they were done. They were tossed through all the straps, and luckily, I didn't have to be tardy because I had a Conestoga. But, but, yeah, they threw straps and and got those all on and and stuff and told me it was good to go. I was like, guys, come on. You've gotta work on our, on our on our system a little bit here. You know, this is this is taking way too long.
[00:17:31] Duuude-Ron :
You know, you would think, okay, half the the loaders take their break at 9:45. Right. And the other half And then the other half takes it at 10:15.
[00:17:48] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. That would be that would make sense.
[00:17:51] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That would yeah. That would make sense. That would make a lot of sense.
[00:17:55] Bryan Goodwin:
But, nope, it is. Everybody's gone out of there. I mean, that's just one of those things where it's just yeah. The you'll be there for some most of the time, I'm there for about 2 hours. And it's just, because you've got, got somebody ahead of you, you get yourself backed in there, and they get you get you all loaded, and they depending on which set of doors you get backed into. You know, it's you got 1, 2, 3, 4, and then you got 5, 6, and 7. Alright? So there's 7 doors you could actually back into, and it kinda depends on what it is you're getting loaded as to which whether you're going to 5, 6, and 7, or 1, 2, 3, or 4.
[00:18:37] Duuude-Ron :
Right.
[00:18:39] Bryan Goodwin:
And so, yeah, there's times where we'll you know? And when you get backed into 1, it's so if I backed into 1, they're working on 2 because one just pulled out. So door 1 pulled out. I backed in there. They're working on door 2. Once they get door 2 taken care of and the guys are starting to tarp, they're working on they're starting to load door 3. Right. And so and they just kinda follow each other around in that in that loop. So you get to sit there and watch them boom boom boom boom boom. Alright. Now we're hitting me. So Yeah.
And then you get over to places like, kowtow Materials. And there's some places kowtow Materials where they're really fast, and, yeah, I'm gonna call out one of the one of the companies we deliver to, but they are often known for not being in a big hurry to unload you. There may be 1, 2 other people ahead of you, and it will still take 3 hours for them to decide, okay. We're gonna get you unloaded. And it's not because, because what I've figured I've heard people talk about it, and I figured, oh, yeah. Okay. Well, that's that that makes sense because I would, you know, I would take care of the customers first. If I was if I was on the yard, I'd be taking care of the customers and then the the trucks that are coming in.
Because the customers are the ones who pay the money so that I could pay for the, pay for the loads that are coming in. This is just kinda my line of thinking. Yeah. And there have been times no. I haven't seen diddly squad of anybody pull in to get loaded. It's just they would come along, they'd grab a couple of loads and drive off, and then they you wouldn't see them for about 15, 20 minutes, and they'd get here come again. They'd pick up another bunch and, you know, just slow slow actions. And so yeah. Yeah. I would say I would say you would definitely be, pulling your hair out. You were, you were flatbed.
And I've heard stories of people who you get over to, like, pipe yards and stuff, and there's times they they may not get unload you for 8 hours because they may not may not need you right then and there.
[00:21:03] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. And now you're strewn with somebody's livelihood just because you don't wanna do your job. You know, then why did you ever even order, you know, the material? I know it may be a weekly delivery and that's just the way the rotation goes. But, you know, you're screwing around with somebody's livelihood.
[00:21:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Several times. Yeah.
[00:21:32] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. So you know that, no, ain't gonna do that. And, one of the guys that used to work at one of our retail stores was let go because of a safety incident. And he said he now, drives 1 of the rock crawlers, you know, the the bottom dump.
[00:21:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rock trucks. Rock crawlers. Yeah.
[00:21:58] Duuude-Ron :
And the co I I have no idea who he works for, but, they get paid by either the ton or the load. Right. And so but they don't get any there's they don't get paid any vacation time. They don't get paid any sick time. So if you ain't working, you ain't getting paid. Well, and that's That's the way it is here too. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of companies are like that, smaller ones. And so he's out there, as he says, hustling, to, you know, get download whatever whatever he's hauling, get back get loaded back up. So, you know Oh, yeah. Because that next that next load, well, you know, that might be $100.
Well, like, you know what? I could not I couldn't live like that.
[00:23:02] Bryan Goodwin:
And I I mean, ours is ours is by the load, and the loads vary by, you know so, like, go pick it up from Duke, go into, Tyler. You're gonna get about 250 275 a load. Okay. And then there's some places, like, if you go to like, shingles. Shingles for whatever reason are just stupidly cheap. Really? Oh god. Yeah. Oh, wow. To haul? I mean, and it because you go, you get loaded. We make about the driver, the our, ourselves, we make about a $150. And that's going from, like, Dallas up to Oklahoma cities or or and Dallas to Amarillo. They're all average about a $150. Wow.
But it you know? And then we had some really good loads there for a long while that we haven't we haven't gotten in a in a long bid, and I think it's because we've we've come to the conclusion that they're getting them railroaded in. But, we used to go all the way over to Fort Dyes, Arkansas and and pick up OSB out of there. And those were good loads because you'd you'd go get finished to be 350 about $350 for a load. And, I mean, you get 3 of those, and, you know, you got yourself 3 they're all actually, you could do about 3 3 laps. And so with with everything, you would walk off at the end of the week with about $1200 after taxes.
[00:24:53] Duuude-Ron :
No. I guess I'll just stick with my, my gig. Yeah. Because there are some days that I'm not in the truck. I don't have a route. You know? So I'm there at the plant. And, like, today, I had to take the our my old truck back up to the place that did the work for you know? And then come back and then go up to Waco, do my route, come back, and I've already unloaded and reloaded my truck for tomorrow's route. I'm just waiting on well, we got some cylinders back from Grand Prairie that have to go on my pallet to go up to Annis, and then I'm waiting on a couple of VGLs to be filled tomorrow because they're medicals, and they do them the same day.
So, you know, that's all I'm waiting on to get me on the road. So it may be yeah. Hopefully, it'll be 8, 9 hour day tomorrow.
[00:26:01] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah.
[00:26:03] Duuude-Ron :
So, we'll see when I get to end as of how much I get to, play around with that stuff because, yeah, they yeah. It's just it's just fun to go to go to some of our stores. It is just wow. Yeah. And I understand people being on vacation, but it's like, well, you need to manage your time because I'm already telling you when I'm going to be there. If you get you know, you got plenty of time to backwards plan and, like, one way for tomorrow is 2 and a half hours. So when I call them, yo, you got 2 and a half hours to get everything done. I understand you got customers coming in, blase blase, but you know what? I'm your customer as well.
Yeah. You need to get Right. You you need to get my load ready. So and yesterday no. Yeah. Yesterday yeah. They weren't even close to being ready. But going back to what the other driver up in Grand Prairie says, well, you get paid by the hour. You get paid by the hour? Heck yeah, man.
[00:27:25] Bryan Goodwin:
You're right. I do get paid by the hour. But look at the look at things look kinda funny.
[00:27:31] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. You're right. I do get paid by the hour. However, it's like you're wasting my time, people. And I and I always give them a hand if it's replacing labels or, you know, doing the count. Because if I do the count, I know for a day well, I always verify the count that they did by the actual cylinders that are on the pallets. I'll verify that. And then when they make my tickets, I will verify the count that I counted to the tickets. So, you know, I try to be 100% accurate all the time. You know? Once in a great blue moon, I might miss a couple things, but, you know, for I take a lot of pride in being able to have a 100% accuracy when it comes to my loads.
[00:28:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Right.
[00:28:32] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. Had a 100% accuracy today. But when I got up there where I went to today, well, I had to make changes to their count because they didn't count. 100%. They were not 100%. So and I have bifocals, so I, you know, asked the associate, do you do you need my glasses? They're bifocals.
[00:28:59] Bryan Goodwin:
You get some it helps you see near and far.
[00:29:02] Duuude-Ron :
That's right. And he's like, nah. I'm good. That was his response. So it's like, well, no. You're not because the count was off. So, yeah, it's just
[00:29:24] Rich Chelson:
but
[00:29:25] Bryan Goodwin:
that was my day today. Alright.
[00:29:28] Duuude-Ron :
And tomorrow is supposed to it's supposed to get down to the weatherman said yesterday on the radio, we were supposed to be at a low of 34 tomorrow. That's been changed. So a low of 41 tomorrow morning, 80% chance of rain.
[00:29:48] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. How much? Do what? How much of a chance of rain? 80%. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't tell me that.
[00:30:02] Duuude-Ron :
In in my area. Yeah. Motherfucker.
[00:30:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. My god. Really? No? Okay. No. Who else? It's Joey. Never mind. Never mind. I'll open and look at,
[00:30:12] Duuude-Ron :
where's Dallas? Where it's all Dallas is where it's always been, right next to Fort Worth and Grand Prairie. And God only knows, however, many towns that are all wrapped up in DFW. Let's see here.
[00:30:33] Bryan Goodwin:
Let's see what the Brook Hall Golf Club says. Say right there. 10 day. Okay. Okay. Whew. At least Dallas itself is saying that it's still saying mostly sunny. Saturday is when we get a 70% chance of rain. Goddamn it, dude. You scared me because I am untarped. Like, I'm What are you hauling though? I'm I'm carrying, plasterboard, which is a lot like drywall. I mean, it's got gypsum in it like drywall does, except that they add a and when I say a shit, I I mean, a shit ton of, fiberglass to the damn thing. So it's really thick or not thick, but it's really dense and heavy. And, and it it doesn't bend quite as easily and stuff.
And granted the place that I'm taking it to, I always see them setting the dry the plasterboard outside. They've got it stacked up outside, but at the same time, I don't wanna show I don't wanna drive up in a in a rainstorm, with an untarped because then if it's if it's damaged in any way, then we have to eat it. And the company Right. Basically has if you if you're the one who ended up fucking it up, you get to buy it. Congratulations. You bought yourself a load of a load of, of of unusable drywall. That would suck. Yep. I've all I so far, I've only had to buy shit, 6 bundles.
You know, the the 2 the double, you know, you have the 2 pieces of of drywall that are that are kinda, papered together. Yeah. Yeah. That they they they consider that one bundle. So I've only had to buy 6 of those at once, and that was just because when I first started, I was heading, heading up into the wind. We had about 35, 40 mile an hour winds, and I didn't make the request because I didn't realize that you had to because, didn't know I had to I I was able to make the request of what they I'm doing what they call pyramid and the load, which is they'll stat they'll take, bun packs of of of sheet rock, and they'll be, you know, like, a stack of, say, like, 10. I don't I forget exactly how many is in in each one.
And then they'll put a set of slooters, and they'll put another stack of of, of drywall on top of that. Well Yeah. They're 4 foot wide, so you could put 2 side by side on the, on the Yeah. On the on the bed. So you got them 2 Right. Yeah. 2 wide. The problem that you run into is if you have, like half inch board and you're going with the wind, the wind, the, the Venturi effect of that causes planes to fly and stuff. You know, the wind flies are going across the surface faster than what's going underneath it will cause there to be a lighter level. So the the board actually will lift off of the rest of the the top bundle will lift off.
And a lot of times, it kinda just is floating there, and they'll they'll kind of interlace with each other, like, like shuffling cards. Yeah. And that's what happened with me on here, except I had one that laced over. And because they were laced over enough, they started flicking chunks of of sheet rock off. Oh, okay. And so that damaged one, which allowed enough air to get under the second one, and it started damaging the the the second path, Dale. And so the third bundle down below, all of a sudden, it was start starting to flex its deflect it all, to pieces also. And I stopped, and pulled over because I was noticing all of a sudden, my my front strap was starting to get loose. It was starting to flap a little bit. And I was like, well, now that's not normal because most of the time when you tighten it down, it stays tight. It's not it doesn't you don't have much shifting with with drywall.
And I went and looked at it. I was like, oh, yeah. This this gotten loose. And I looked up, and I was like, oh, that doesn't look right. Because you could see one had slid over a little bit and and stuff, and so I climbed up there. I was gonna shove it over back into line, and that's when I saw how much damage had actually been been, been done.
[00:35:25] Duuude-Ron :
I saw a smile.
[00:35:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Shit. So I had to call the boss up, and he's like, alright. Well, that's fine. We'll find out how much they charge per, per sheet. You get to buy them. So yeah. Yeah. Three bundles of 6 of 6 sheets. So I was like, damn it. Yeah. So basically, you lost what? Half your pay for that load? No. No. No. No. Sheetrock. I mean, it's you buy it. It's what? Like, I I hell, I haven't looked at looked at prices here recently. I'm sure they're a lot higher than what they used to be, but I'm trying to remember. Let's see here.
[00:36:03] Duuude-Ron :
You know, and I do the I do the same thing with you that you do is I will every every load that I haul is pyramid.
[00:36:14] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. Then that's why I figured is start loading pyramids.
[00:36:19] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Because I'll load the small medicals up front and then, you know, flammables in the back and then, you know, smaller cylinders on the outside. And then when it gets to the bigger cylinders and the cradles, they go in the center of the trailer. So that's just the way that I was taught, and I have never had a problem whatsoever with, you know, having them pyramided. And let's see. Been driving for 5 years. I've been stopped for roadside inspection 6 times now. Man, nobody's ever mentioned that, you know, about my load.
Right. They've gone they've gone up on the on the, up on my trailer and looked at, you know, labels. I got one DPS. Every time he pulls me over, he gets up on top of the trailer. Yeah. Which is which is fine, you know. If I was to ever say, no, you can't do that, it's like, okay. Well, let's just see what I can find.
[00:37:35] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. And they, you know, and they will look until they find They'll they'll they'll they'll find something that that they can nail nail you on. So but, yeah, right as of right now, Sheetrock is $14 a a sheet. So Oh, okay. 14 times 6. I mean, there you go. So
[00:37:55] Duuude-Ron :
So back then, it was probably $10 a sheet for those Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would say at at the most, yeah. It's been
[00:38:02] Bryan Goodwin:
about at the most, probably 10. So Okay. Yeah. So Wasn't wasn't horrendous, but it it was enough to go, ow. Damn it. Mhmm. And that that's that was a that was a good meal right there.
[00:38:18] Duuude-Ron :
A really good meal.
[00:38:22] Bryan Goodwin:
So so, Rich, what are you up to, man? I had no dot hair of you so far.
[00:38:30] Rich Chelson:
Well, y'all just been going away. I figured I'd just let y'all go on. Nah. I ain't been doing nothing. It'd been raining today, so I didn't get to work on my antenna I talked about last Deb, burn it? Right. So I rent presents, and I'm gonna take them down to the, UPS store and ship them tomorrow.
[00:38:54] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. But yeah. It's So what'd you get me? What'd you get me? What'd you get me?
[00:39:01] Rich Chelson:
What I get you? Yeah. I'm just have to wait and see.
[00:39:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Damn it.
[00:39:09] Duuude-Ron :
He's gonna blow you a kiss from, from his 4th point of contact.
[00:39:13] Bryan Goodwin:
From his 4th point.
[00:39:20] Rich Chelson:
I forwarded earlier. Good God. That motherfucker was rude. Oh Lord have mercy. Yeah. That, that, that one snuck up on me even.
[00:39:33] Bryan Goodwin:
That's a jambalaya right there.
[00:39:36] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're fucking damn sure let me know, man. I was like, good. My god. Yeah. No. It was it was 63 degrees when I got up this morning.
[00:39:48] Bryan Goodwin:
When I was light?
[00:39:50] Rich Chelson:
Then have yeah. Oh, yeah. Real nice. Let's see. It's 52 right now. It's been dropping all fucking day.
[00:39:59] Duuude-Ron :
Yep.
[00:40:00] Rich Chelson:
Yes. Oh, the low the low is supposed to be 35 tonight.
[00:40:06] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. It's supposed to be 41, and the high is 48 for tomorrow.
[00:40:13] Rich Chelson:
Oh, shit. You Yeah. What? The the whole the high for me is supposed to be 56.
[00:40:24] Bryan Goodwin:
So pay stub. Okay. And all that, I will still be in shorts.
[00:40:30] Rich Chelson:
You're out of your damn mind, Brian.
[00:40:33] Bryan Goodwin:
No. No. Actually, I'm just out of pants.
[00:40:37] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Don't think I needed to know that information, but thank you.
[00:40:43] Bryan Goodwin:
But no. Yeah. Honestly, one the reason why I don't wear don't wear long pants in the wintertime I mean, one besides I'm a fat guy who has, who when I wear pants, my ass is big enough that it it anytime I bend over, it pulls my britches down.
[00:41:09] Duuude-Ron :
And so So you have plumber's crack. I have plumber's ass. It
[00:41:14] Bryan Goodwin:
it's not even just a crack. It's it's the whole ass. If I if I don't, I'm I'm perpetually having to pull my pants up. So I I have to wear a belt. The problem with the belt is, though, is when I'm sitting, it feels like that damn belt is gonna cut me in 2.
[00:41:30] Rich Chelson:
Yep.
[00:41:31] Bryan Goodwin:
I know the feeling. And so it's like some of do I do I look like a pervert and climb out of the truck with the belt undone, you know, and flopping around? Yeah. Or or or do I just wear shorts? And I would rather just wear shorts because, yeah, it's cold that, you know, around well, it gets cold. It starts getting cold around, you know, 45 degrees if the wind's not blowing. If the wind's blowing, then, you know, anywhere in the forties gets pretty damn chilly. Yeah. But the the discomfort that I have is easily upset with the knowledge that the cab of the truck is nice and warm.
Not to mention, I like having one, I like having the cab of the truck colder because I sleep better at night. Right. It kicks in my hibernation, you know, circuitry, and I'm just, you know, I'm out cold. And so I can there's a lot of times that I will I will pull my my sleeping bag down. I'll if I know that it's gonna even if it's gonna freeze, I'll leave the I'll leave the truck turned off, and I'll just crawl underneath the just throw the the sling bag over me. And if I get too hot, I just eject whichever limb I, you know, needs to be ejected to cool off, to stay stay temperate, And and I'm good, but I can get outside. And yeah.
And a lot of people talk about the about the cold, you know, being uncomfortable. Well, it's like, well, yeah. Okay. It's cold. But why does it fit why does 40 degree air blowing across your skin feel colder in the wintertime than it does during the summertime? We actually purposely stand in front of 40 degree wet, 40 degree air in the summertime.
[00:43:39] Rich Chelson:
Or colder air. Yeah.
[00:43:42] Bryan Goodwin:
And the reason why is because one of how we're thinking about it. 2, we're actually designed to be able to withstand, you know, sub freezing temperatures. I mean, our our ancestors used to walk around in the snow barefooted.
[00:43:57] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.
[00:44:00] Bryan Goodwin:
And the reason the way that we were able to do that is because we have something something called brown adipose tissue. That is it is a a special type of fat that, most of most of us carry a little deposit of it between our shoulder blades, and that's actually used to regulate our our body temperature. And so you can you can actually you you can't quite I don't I'm not a Wim Hof where I think you could control it. You know, you can turn it on and and and, you know, be I I I think he is trained. He's able to train a person to withstand the the cold.
But at the same time, I don't think that it's, you know, he's magically able to activate his brown adipose tissue and and and stuff like that. But I don't know if do you know who Wim Hof is at all? No. No? Okay. I think he's Norwegian, but, he is he's known as the ice man. He's he's and, there is a, there's a book that well, there's several books about him, but one book that I've I've come across and I really like was called, What Doesn't Kill Us. And it's about this reporter who, came across Wim Hof and his means of being able to, get people to be able to withstand the cold. He said most of the people who are who talk about the pain of being cold, that is from the, from the, their, the muscles in the skin or just underneath the skin.
Can the ones that are there there's some that are contracting that are trying to squeeze as much blood out of the hand, out of the extremities so that it can be closer to the to the internal organs so the internal organs survive. But also, your your skin tries to constrict also. And so there's actually a you're when you're when you're cold and your hands and and arms and skin hurt, that's actually because you're those, you've got 2 opposing muscles that are pulling apart from each other, trying to do their job. And so that's where the pain comes from and you can actually, and that is something I've done when I, even when I was in, in high school, I discovered that, you know, if you, if you relax yourself when you're in cold weather, you won't shiver.
If you tense up, all of a sudden you're gonna start shaking and you're gonna start shivering and you're going to, and you're gonna get cold faster. Yeah. But if you relax and accept the fact that, yeah, you got, it's gonna be cold. I mean, hell, I used to walk, walk from the house to the high school in snowstorms with wet hair in shorts. And that was normal for most of my most of my class. So we had all we were all just wearing shorts. We were one of the first, 1st, classes, in SunRite to be able to be allowed to actually wear shorts at school. Before then, it was all matter whether it was a 1,000 degrees outside or, you know, minus a 100, you had to wear pants.
And somewhere along the way, they were like, okay. Fine. Y'all can wear shorts. And so we're like, alright. Bye, damn. We're gonna take full advantage of it. And so whether it was hot or cold, most of us were walking around in denim shorts. But so but what I got you get used to the to the now if I my my core gets cold or my toes get cold, Then Katie bar the door. I'm done. I'm I'm gonna shiver and and shake and and and and all that until I find some way of being able to heat myself up. A lot of times that means I have to, you know, almost actually just immerse myself in as hot a water as my skin can stand and be that way until I start sweating.
[00:48:43] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Well, see, when you when you told me that you went to high school in shorts and wet hair in the wintertime and freezing, well, we already know that's your problem
[00:48:57] Bryan Goodwin:
of the way you are now. I I got I got frostbite of the of the brain.
[00:49:02] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. And with you having frostbite of the brain, yeah, You're an idiot. You are a freaking idiot.
[00:49:15] Bryan Goodwin:
1 on the planet's side of the son of a viable dumbass.
[00:49:21] Duuude-Ron :
Why? Yes. You are. I am. And, you know, and when it gets cold, it doesn't matter. My fucking it it ain't happening. Gonna have pants on. Yeah. Ain't doing the shorts, and I can't do wet hair anyway because, you know, hell, I wash my hair with a Yours drys really quick, though.
[00:49:44] Bryan Goodwin:
It does. And then, you know, I can't wash my hair. You get your hair wet. You just walk into the to the living room, and, you know, the evaporation will will take the take that hair that hair dry right on out.
[00:49:58] Duuude-Ron :
Pretty much. Off 4 hairs. Yep. My factor is is, you know, I can wash my hair with the washcloth.
[00:50:08] Bryan Goodwin:
You can wash your body and your hair and not even have to change the scrubby.
[00:50:13] Duuude-Ron :
That's right. That is absolutely correct.
[00:50:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Question I do have is whenever you're shaving your face, how how far up do you have to go?
[00:50:26] Duuude-Ron :
What do you mean?
[00:50:29] Bryan Goodwin:
Wait. You know, if you shave your face, how how up do you have to go to be able to, you know, shave your head?
[00:50:36] Duuude-Ron :
To to my shoulder blades. Yeah. That's how that's how far up I shaved my face
[00:50:43] Bryan Goodwin:
to my shoulder blade. All the way to the shoulder blade. Just Yeah. Down the back of neck.
[00:50:49] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That's right. Yep. Yeah, buddy. But, you know, I don't have to pay, what, What's a haircut these days? 30 $40. Bucks. Yeah. Yeah. 30, $40? No. No. Because I can buy a pack of razors and, you know, that allows me good well, a hell of a lot less than that.
[00:51:19] Bryan Goodwin:
But Well, if you buy if you buy a razor in with, you know, a a replacement razor handle, Yeah. Yeah. You can get it for $8. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:51:28] Rich Chelson:
But
[00:51:29] Duuude-Ron :
with that said, you know, I might get 3 3 months out of that pack of 5 razors where yeah. I'm good.
[00:51:41] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. And I only So you're you're someone again, it sounds a lot like you're a lot like me. I can take a pack of a 3 pack of razors. And a lot of people would look at that, and you hear people talk, they're like going, oh, yeah. You need to change a razor about once every week or so. I'm like, the hell you say? You let that thing go until it's, you know, it's not cutting my hair anymore.
[00:52:11] Duuude-Ron :
Thank you.
[00:52:13] Bryan Goodwin:
Yes. Very much so. So, yo, I don't use a damn razor for a month and a half, 2 months sometime. I'm just like whenever I was using a razor, actually. Let me preface that since I don't do much shaving anymore. So
[00:52:28] Rich Chelson:
But, let me explain something, gentlemen. For me, 2, maybe 3 times, and I dull a razor. It don't cut no more after about 3 times.
[00:52:41] Duuude-Ron :
Really?
[00:52:43] Rich Chelson:
Yes. Really. I can get I can get 2 safely. If I go 3, I might get 3, but I'm gonna fucking work at it. And Mhmm. The 4th time yeah. No. I'm just I'm just, yeah, bleeding.
[00:52:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Are you, with the grain or against the grain type of person?
[00:53:04] Rich Chelson:
I'd go both ways.
[00:53:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. I'm mostly against the Yeah. I was
[00:53:10] Duuude-Ron :
that was a little bit more information than we needed to know, Rich. You go both ways. Yeah. Okay.
[00:53:17] Rich Chelson:
No. No. Well, you've heard him do that. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. So now that's that's dumb. I was just explaining what what a dog does. How a dog does it. I I can't do it as good as dog, Kent. Yeah. No. No. Seriously for me. Yeah. I I I have found 2 times and throw it away and just let it be. Because, yeah. I've I've tried, like, y'all to go, you know, longer and, you know, save money and stuff like that. Oh, hell no.
[00:54:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Add that and then never have a don't know. Maybe maybe I I've just got a soft, luxurious beard.
[00:54:15] Rich Chelson:
Oh god, Brian. You killed me, dude.
[00:54:18] Bryan Goodwin:
So that's why it why it accepts razors so easily. So
[00:54:25] Duuude-Ron :
Well, you know, here here's the thing. You have a beard, mustache,
[00:54:30] Bryan Goodwin:
and a head of hair. What the hell are you shaving? Your ass? Well, no. Actually, the times that I do shave, and it's not all the time. Actually, it's time for me to start shaving and get it again. But I my beard actually grows down onto my neck. And so I actually am shaving my my neck just because I don't like the way that it looks if I don't.
[00:54:56] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, yeah. Okay. I gotcha.
[00:54:58] Bryan Goodwin:
So not to mention, I am not one I'm not a damn neck bea- neck beard type of person. So those guys bug the shit out of me. Fucking neck beards. So
[00:55:11] Rich Chelson:
Well, I just haven't shaved in about, oh, I don't know, 2, 3 weeks. I did I I I did knock the long stuff off couple weeks ago, but need to do it again. I just I just haven't felt like shaving, to be honest with you. Well, nothing wrong with that. It's wintertime, man.
[00:55:29] Bryan Goodwin:
I used to I used to grow grow out, the facial hair on the, on the first night that we had a freeze. That would be the night that I would stop shaving, and then I would just grow it until the 1st day of spring. And then shave it all off and want listen to the kids laugh at me because I looked funny again all of a sudden. But but it's it then, after I jumped over here in with Updegirl, I was like, you know what? Let's try just growing a beard out, man. I grew it out and realized quickly that, like the rest of my hair, it doesn't grow in one particular direction. So it starts fanning out on, the longer it gets. So it starts looking really I can't stand the guys that have the hair, the the beard that goes straight straight out from their temples.
So it's like they've got this, you know, this reversed, you know, halo going on their going on their chin. You know, it's got this beard and it's just all just straight hair from the, from the ears out and around. It's just this round looking thing. Can't stand that. And I've gotten around to where I'm, give me a BG style beard, the seventies style power beard. Just make it a little bit longer. And that's essentially what I've done. It's, you know, it's about finger length on my, from my chin. So once it starts getting a little unruly, I'll just take an, like, a a a 4 millimeter, guard on on, on the I use my the old dog clippers.
And I'll I'll just set put a put a 4 millimeter guard on it and just, yeah, and I'll go through and and knock any excess off and, you know, also take off the, the hair growing on the on the neck and run the razor over it a few times till outside. Yeah. Never mind. It's not worth trying to ray razor it anymore and and, let it all grow back, and it's been the cycle of life for the past 4 years.
[00:57:41] Duuude-Ron :
Alrighty
[00:57:42] Bryan Goodwin:
then. So and then I'm I'm and I'm actually getting to the point where I'm like, should I really fuck with my great dane and take my beard completely off and see if she recognizes me? Because you see those videos, they be
[00:57:58] Duuude-Ron :
that would be really interesting if she didn't and then bit you on the ass.
[00:58:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I know she I don't think I don't see her bite bite me so much. I know that Watson would turn would tuck what little tail he doesn't have and run for the hills. Mhmm. Because he's just a fucking coward, and it's hilarious. You make a make a loud noise, and he's he all he shrinks up and goes scurrying away. So so it's so I know we I know coward, and he loves to sound like he's big big and bad whenever we're out walking walking the streets. But most of the time, he is just, you know, if you if you, if he had a chance to be with another dog that he doesn't know, he would be right behind me. He'd be like, oh, shit, man. Dogs gonna eat me.
Rain, she she had bark, is all she would do. She may not let me come near her for a little bit, but I don't know. Again, I haven't she's only known me with the beard. So to take the beard off, I would definitely have to film it. So
[00:59:11] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, yeah. That would probably be really interesting to see her reaction.
[00:59:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Yep. Of course, in all my luck, she'll go, oh, hey, dad. Okay. Yeah. You look weird. Alright. Be just fine with it and not wig out at all. Be like, damn it, dog. I was wanting to get a wig out. Come on.
[00:59:34] Duuude-Ron :
And continue to,
[00:59:37] Bryan Goodwin:
just lick the hell out of you and Lick the hell out of me. Yep. Yep. Lays on me. You know?
[00:59:42] Duuude-Ron :
Lay on you while you're on the recliner and, you know Oh, yeah. Everybody everybody flips over backwards.
[00:59:51] Bryan Goodwin:
She's a she but the best thing about it is let that dog lay in bed. She'll wanna be underneath the covers with you, and so you don't have to have the heater on in the house at all. Yeah. That's a 105 degrees, of body temperature that's just radiating off of a dog. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. No. Only problem is is she likes to own all of the middle of bed. So she gets half the bed. I get a quarter of it. Janet gets quarter of it. And yeah, then we wonder why we're sore and and and and stuff when we get up and mark. Yeah. That would be odd. The dog is refreshed as hell. She's like, oh, Hey, all right. Yeah. Cool. Let's go play.
I built
[01:00:41] Rich Chelson:
wings on the bed so I had more room.
[01:00:45] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I'm actually, we're actually contemplating either a getting a larger. I think we ought to get a larger bed and just get take, like, queen-size bed, shove it over on in the over on the other end of the bedroom or something, and that's just the dog bed. So
[01:01:03] Rich Chelson:
Right. Yeah. Get a king-size bed.
[01:01:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. No. We'd still only get a quarter of it. So at least we'd be close to a super single size that we could sleep on. Yeah.
[01:01:17] Rich Chelson:
It'd be better than what you have now. That's for sure.
[01:01:21] Duuude-Ron :
No. You might kick the fucking dog off the bed.
[01:01:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Because she would look at you, and she would just all night long until we've tried that. Like, yep. Nope. Nope. Nope. It's off to bed. Off to bed. Off to bed. And so she would try to be sneaky and climb back on bed after your sleep, but, you know, get a 90 pound full day trying to sneak. Doesn't sneak very well. Yeah. No. Well, no. But at the same time, I mean, hell, I can't I can't go do that to my dog. I like my dogs. I like sleeping with have the dog sleep beside me because hell, it's, a she she's got a very comfortable butt. Okay? You just you snuggle up to her. You you know, you just brush your head on her butt.
The world's good. You get you don't understand until you have a great Dana. I recommend that you have a great Dana, Rich. Highly recommend it. Oh, good. God. No.
[01:02:21] Rich Chelson:
I mean, yeah. I could I could jump on her back and ride her, you know, to the store.
[01:02:28] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Well, you know, like, it'd be a great Jeep dog. Right? Yeah.
[01:02:34] Bryan Goodwin:
Not really. Well, definitely make sure she's she's buckled in because, you know, they there's a little bit of mass that's moving whenever you make a turn real quick.
[01:02:51] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Either way. Either way, that's that's a big ass dog to be riding up in the heat.
[01:03:01] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. But when you take the top off, she sticks her head over above the, the windshield and looks around. So you had to put some goggle on on her, and so she looks really, really cool. Oh, that is true. That is true. I I would say get yourself a dame, man. That would I I am an advocate for the for the great danes of the world. They irritate the ever living, but Jesus out of you, but at the same time, something there's something comforting about having having a a a Velcro dog like that around.
[01:03:34] Rich Chelson:
No. I I've liked Great Danes. I mean, they're they're nice dogs, lovable dogs, and just overall good dogs. You know? Mhmm. But god dang, they're huge.
[01:03:46] Bryan Goodwin:
They can be. Yeah. So if they're looking, there's a couple of, dogs that, I'll look, I'll follow over on, on Facebook and Instagram. 1 is, colonel. The other one is called, her name the her name is Margo. Larry, the great dane. Awesome. Larry and his his little brother, Joe, which Joe's about the same size as Larry. So but, yeah. I'm just
[01:04:17] Duuude-Ron :
And his other brother, Larry. And his other brother, Larry.
[01:04:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I haven't. I
[01:04:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Now I gotta do it.
[01:04:30] Duuude-Ron :
No. No. Got it. Oh, no. I've
[01:04:33] Rich Chelson:
I've not on it, but I just I just haven't haven't made a decision is all.
[01:04:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Well, as long as you don't get a peekingese or a lick my asshole or something like that. So
[01:04:45] Duuude-Ron :
Lick No kidding. God. No. Yeah. Like yeah. Lots of Wow. Yeah. Or just
[01:04:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. The cha chaas. So but no. No. That's what we call that's what we call the Los Apsos. They're the lick muscles.
[01:05:04] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Yeah. The next one I get and, you know, I'll go with, a pound or, you know, a rescue dog. But
[01:05:16] Bryan Goodwin:
so you getting getting the chahua hua. So
[01:05:21] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. No. I hopefully, it will be another, lab type dog.
[01:05:31] Rich Chelson:
Used to have 3 Chahua Huas when I was married to my second wife.
[01:05:35] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, well. Oh my god. That was fun. No. Yeah. Nothing but a 100% cacophony of yippings. Oh, no. These these didn't work. There you go. There's a there's a there's a show title.
[01:05:50] Rich Chelson:
I don't even know how to spell that show title.
[01:05:54] Bryan Goodwin:
I'll I'll send it to you. But, what what was it again? Yippee yippee? No. Cacophony of Yippings.
[01:06:02] Duuude-Ron :
The okay. Yeah. You need to spell that one because I can't even say it. Even though I heard it, I can't even freaking repronounce it.
[01:06:13] Rich Chelson:
Well, if if I think about it for a minute, I I could probably, spell it. But, yeah, no. It's dark. Sorry. My brain just said no. I'm out. Yeah. No. We had, 3 of them, and, they didn't bark too much except someone knocked on the door. We told, everyone we knew, just fucking walk on in. Don't fucking knock. Just walk on in. And then the dog still went off, but not as bad. And then and then of course, one of them, a snowflake. Well, shit. Do you go walking around in house shoes in the house? That dog would hide, run out and snatch your house shoes off your feet while you were walking and then holler ass and hide them.
I'm serious. The dog would latch onto your house shoes and just shake her head and and pull and tug until it come off your foot, and then she would take off and run over to another part of the house and freaking put them on her pile of house shoes that she she had collected. Hell, there was one morning I woke up. It was like, I don't know, 20 some degrees outside. And I put we had hardwood floors, and I put my feet down and, like, oh, hell no. I'm like snowflake, you little bitch. Where's my house? She had taken both my house shoes in the middle of the night and hit them.
Took me about 15 minutes to find them. I'm like, oh, fuck this. I found her. I said, snowflake, you little heifer. Snowflake looked at me. He was like, what? I didn't do it. Fuck if you didn't. Man, I've been sleeping. I don't know what the hell you're carrying on about. Bullshit stole my house. She doesn't throw them on her damn pile. Yeah. That dog was yeah. I mean I mean, they were fun. They were they were they were a pain in my ass, but they were Oh, yeah. So I don't know. Tried to sit in my lap while I was driving. That's that's a no go. I cannot have an animal sitting in my lap
[01:08:45] Bryan Goodwin:
while I'm driving. Oh, yeah. I've tried Great Dane trying to sit in your lap while you're driving. No. No. That that is that is a serious no go in my book. No. I agree. It's a it's a huge no it's a huge no go in my book too, but goddamn machine's not even gonna try a couple times.
[01:09:03] Rich Chelson:
Right. I mean, I get it, but, you know, that's the thing, though. And that well, that's like that's like when I sleep, you know, because, you know, we'd have 1, maybe 2 of the dogs, you know, jumping to bed with us and they would try and lay on top of the covers by my.
[01:09:25] Bryan Goodwin:
And in the middle of the night, you'd go to pull the covers up and you just playing dog.
[01:09:32] Rich Chelson:
Oh, no. I know. Then as they laid down, as soon as they laid down and cinched my legs to the bed, I came up instantly. And I was like, nah. Hell no. And I would, I would physically pick them up and set them somewhere else. And now I can't, I can't have my left. I can't have my legs pinned. I cannot be pinned. If I'm pinned, I will instantly come up and and I will remove whatever has me pinned. And I hope if it's a human, they ain't gonna like me. Me. Just say it. They ain't gonna like
[01:10:15] Bryan Goodwin:
me. I can already tell what type of girlfriend you're gonna get. What? You're gonna get one of those kinky ones and wind up just tying you to the bed.
[01:10:25] Rich Chelson:
Oh, no. Oh, no. Can't do it, dude. I can't. You would.
[01:10:31] Bryan Goodwin:
You wouldn't have a choice. You'd have you all you'd have you all handcuffed up to the to the headboard and the footboard, all spread eagled and shit.
[01:10:40] Rich Chelson:
Nope. Sorry.
[01:10:41] Bryan Goodwin:
It's not. He'd be a holler and a screaming and she'd just have her way with you. No, no.
[01:10:50] Rich Chelson:
And as soon as I got uncuffed, I would probably, I would probably be going to jail about 30 minutes later. Oh,
[01:11:00] Bryan Goodwin:
no, sir. Well, after you got on a cuffed and you woke up,
[01:11:07] Rich Chelson:
Well, yeah, if I was asleep, but no. See, that's the thing though, dude. I, now you can't pin me. It just, now you, that is something you don't wanna try. I I will not Yeah. I'm I'm
[01:11:25] Duuude-Ron :
I'm the same way.
[01:11:26] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It's like, don't don't try and pin me because if I get up, I'll do whatever I can to beat the fuck out of you. And I don't care how long I've known you. Don't pin me. I I've gotta call it a phobia or you can call it whatever you want, but that is something, probably stemming from my past that will not allow me to, say allow it to happen.
[01:12:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Right.
[01:12:08] Rich Chelson:
So, but, you know, yeah. That's like, that's like, let's say, what show was it on? Was it was it billions? It was a it was a series. Who made that show? I can't remember who which freaking TV company made it, but billion I think it was billions or maybe it was another one. This dude, though, I think he was either in politics or in finance or something. But this dude, you know, you know, allowed himself to be tied up and have a dominatrix and all like this. And he was married, and his wife was also a dominatrix. And I I just, like, I I I can't. Oh.
[01:13:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Rich is watching that, breaking out in cold sweat going, no. Oh, God. Not a gimp suit. Not a gimp suit. No.
[01:13:14] Rich Chelson:
I mean, I'm just like I'm just like, how can anyone allow themselves to have that done to them? I mean, I know it happens. I mean, I'm not naive. Okay. I I know it happens, but it's like, I don't I don't understand the, human physiology. I guess that's the word I'm thinking of, or I don't know if it's the right word or not, but our psyche or whatever to, you know, this dude thought it was like freaking orgasmic.
[01:13:49] Bryan Goodwin:
I mean, there, there are those who, who like to be hogtied and, and humiliated.
[01:13:55] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I know. I know. And it's like, no.
[01:14:00] Bryan Goodwin:
I got a friend, friend Wendy. She, she used to do, be a dominatrix for a while. Really? Yep. She'd talk we used to, she used to have a, podcast called Brass Balls Radio. Just hilarious. And she would talk about assorted different shit and stuff, and so it it was kinda fun because it was her it was her and, and she had a, her little southern friend, Kimberly, and they would do a show together. And, it was just hilarious because Kimberly is just this, you know, this southern belle type of gal. She lives down in Georgia, and and, then you had Wendy. She was, she's from Canada. She was the, she was the what the what she called the snow Mexican, and, and they would, have these Wendy would be tell talking about a story talking about something and let out some type of it, let some type of word fall.
You didn't can't really go, oh, woah. Woah. What was that? So she had to go off on a little story, you know, talking about what the hell snowballing is or, you know, or some other weird, you know, term. And that would store stem from the, stem from, her time as as a dominatrix. Just great. It's just awesome shit. It's just because you see Kimberly just kinda thinking going thinking it through going, what the hell are you? What? Oh my god. So a lot of times it would end up in this out of revulsion coming from Kimberly. So
[01:15:43] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. It just, but yeah. No. It just yeah. I, you know, I've seen it on, you know, movies and TV shows, and and, I mean, I've never seen it in real life. Thank god. Because yeah. I would I would, yeah, I I would probably run from the room screaming like a little girl. Just Oh, we know you love the wheel. Yeah. Oh, no. Woah.
[01:16:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Woah. Be screaming
[01:16:08] Duuude-Ron :
like a little girly man.
[01:16:13] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No, I would be. Uh-uh. I just, yeah. I I just sorry, man. I just no. No. My brain cannot go there. That would, like, haunt me in my, in my dreams.
[01:16:33] Bryan Goodwin:
And I can't remember what, what saw what, what band used to do that because there was one where they were making fun of people being on a on a, on a wheel. And I can't remember who it was. It's either green jello or butt trumpet.
[01:16:50] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Okay. I'm good, dude. I don't need to hear.
[01:16:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Brian, I am really good right now. I'll I'll I'll see if I could find it. I could I could find all the all the all all those old, hell, I think if I'm thinking about it, I still got the still got butt trumpets, album, MP Threes on my on my computer. Oh my god. I love butt trumpet. Butt trumpet was awesome. They essentially, I think that they we me and a group of friends had a running, had a running theory that butt trumpet used to be known as green jello, but then they got sued by the jello by by jello themselves. And so they had to change their name to green jelly. But it's but trumpet, green jello, and, and, guar were actually all the same band. They just changed their their music stylings for each one.
[01:17:52] Duuude-Ron :
Wow.
[01:17:56] Rich Chelson:
Brian. Brian.
[01:17:57] Bryan Goodwin:
What?
[01:17:58] Rich Chelson:
I need to ask, dude. You make me really wonder quite a few times. I have to ask, man. I know you I know you say you was raised up in Sunray, Texas.
[01:18:16] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah.
[01:18:19] Rich Chelson:
I mean and I know there's not much to do in Sunray, but how do, how do you come up with this stuff? Like butt trumpet and, and green jello and green jelly. Well, okay. We got a brand.
[01:18:36] Bryan Goodwin:
And I remember where I I know I remember where I heard butt trumpet for the first time. Okay. And it was, we had a new hard rock station come to Amarillo. Okay. And it was, 102 I think it was 102.9. It was about the same as, like, q102 up in Dallas. It was a lot in the area, like, 101.9 or 10102.1 or something like that. So anyhow, it's kinda in that, is 1 o 102 on the dial. Okay. And one of the, one of the songs that they would play was from butt trumpet and there was a song called, you're ugly.
[01:19:18] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[01:19:19] Bryan Goodwin:
And just, it was just one of those funny songs. It was just a funny hard rock song that man had girth with the guys, guys that I hung out with just thought it was a riot. And so, went out, found it, found it, it, you know, it was, and, I mean, it's got some great song. I mean, one was called, been so mad lately and there's nothing but a string of expletives. Really? Oh, yeah. Awesome. If you're ever pissed off at the world, just play that song. Beautiful. But,
[01:19:53] Rich Chelson:
oh, let's see here. I could I could find this up on on the Internet. The reason I'm saying is because when when I was in high school, I was I was rock and roller, you know, and and of, you know, I well, I say I was in Booneville, Missouri, which is just outside of Columbia. And we had, 96.7 98.3. Those were the 2 rocks tape. They were always going at it for, you know, always going at it for, you know, contest and shit like this, playing the song first and everything. It was great. I mean, it was great, especially during the eighties. But I I I mean and and I know Amarillo in the middle of Missouri was, 2 different markets, but I had never heard heard of butt trumpet.
[01:20:53] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Their their their one album that they did is called primitive enema.
[01:21:00] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I just I just, yeah, I just saw that because I did Yeah. Search for,
[01:21:09] Bryan Goodwin:
oh, yeah. Dead dogs. Dead dogs. Dead dogs. Dead dogs in my garage. You got dead dogs. Dead dogs. Dead dogs in my fucking garage. Yeah. That was a real great song.
[01:21:21] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. See see this this is what Okay. This is what I want. I I oh, no. Butt trumpet is a Los Angeles based punk band founded and maintained by Tom, t h o m, Bone. Yeah. Tombo. It is known for its crass lyrics and and deliberately offensive style. The group features 2 bassists among its members. They became famous in 94 when their, record primitive enema was banned for sale in Massachusetts down Yeah. After one mother heard her 12 year old daughter listening to it, which
[01:22:21] Bryan Goodwin:
and
[01:22:23] Rich Chelson:
said, yeah. See, in 98, 3 of the members regrouped. They, they disbanded shortly in 95.
[01:22:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know. It was And
[01:22:42] Rich Chelson:
they, they regrouped in 98 as Betty Blowtorch.
[01:22:49] Bryan Goodwin:
Say, I didn't know about Betty Blowtorch.
[01:22:52] Rich Chelson:
And and Tom Bone still plays and tours to this day. So yeah. That's yeah. Butt trumpet.
[01:23:10] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Well, I found I found the, the album on on, I don't know. Well, it's a playlist of the, of it. No. The song to stop, but they've I guess they've been, Evidently Yes. They're not allowed to be played, but the only 2 songs you can actually listen to is I've been so I've been mad, so mad lately, and I'm ugly and I don't know why, which is the, you're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly, and I bet your mom is too. You're ugly, man. What's with that to you? You're ugly because you're ugly. Yeah. So anyhow, great song.
[01:23:57] Rich Chelson:
If you say so.
[01:23:59] Bryan Goodwin:
So you gotta so well, okay. Okay. This good brings up a little bit of a, of an interesting question. What's some of the weird songs John like to listen to? What are some, some songs that are your guilty pleasures? Because I'm, I'm I'm eclectic. I listened. I, I, I go from, from butt trumpet to Swedish yodel music.
[01:24:23] Rich Chelson:
Gee, God damn. You are very eclectic, right?
[01:24:27] Bryan Goodwin:
So I like, if, if it makes, if it's got a good beat that it kind of makes me smile, I'm gonna love the hell out of it. I mean, right now, and I'm I'd have to look it up on, whenever, Spotify does its, top songs of, of 2024. I can guarantee the number one artist that I'm list that I listen to is gonna be a French, is a French singer. Can't understand the shit what she's saying, but I love the songs that she cranks up.
[01:25:01] Rich Chelson:
What's the name of the song?
[01:25:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, her the name of the artist can never remember it. It's like I said, it's French. So
[01:25:12] Rich Chelson:
Speaker 3: Say it with the French accent,
[01:25:16] Bryan Goodwin:
in Dahlia as the closest thing it the closest thing I can, I can come to?
[01:25:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I think I think I think that's,
[01:25:26] Bryan Goodwin:
that's like Or indula or might be another way. I n. Yeah. D I n. I l a.
[01:25:32] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Because, I've been watching, I've been watching videos on YouTube where, you know, people playing piano and, you know, people walk up and ask them to play songs and everything. And and, I watched one video. This girl, she probably got 10 or 12, walked up and asked her, asked this guy to play it. And he's like, yeah. I'll try. And he started playing it and his girl started belting it. You know. I mean, yeah. You're right. Can't understand it, but it was actually a good song,
[01:26:08] Bryan Goodwin:
you know. It was it was, like, really, really cool. Yeah. But the 2 the 2 songs I I dig the most, one is, the the the which from the, from kinda one of I've been able to grasp and just kinda, you know, Google. It's something along the lines of, like, The Last Dance.
[01:26:33] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. And Another popular song that Yeah.
[01:26:37] Bryan Goodwin:
That she does. And another one is Love Story.
[01:26:41] Rich Chelson:
I don't know if I've heard that one yet. But you have. And Probably have.
[01:26:46] Bryan Goodwin:
But, but, yeah, those are I mean, those are the 2 of that particular artist that I like. But like I said, I'll be not hell. I've got, I've got a, a a playlist that is actually nothing but Swedish yodel music. Okay. I've got the, the full and there's, and I've only got it for just a few songs, but I'm just one of those I'm I'm like the classic person when you buy a buy an album, you buy the album. Right. You know, I may only end up liking only 3 songs off the album, but I buy the whole album and I'll listen to the whole album. Oh, yeah. So I've got, you know, I've listened to the, all of the songs that are on the cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack.
There's a lot of fucking songs, and there's a lot of songs that I just can't stand because it's a lot of rap. Right. But, Yeah. I mean, I've got from, little bit of Jesse Wells, Yuma Sumac is another one.
[01:27:57] Rich Chelson:
Heard it down. Yeah. See, I mean, I've been I've been listening to genres here lately. I mean, for a while, it was classical just because they just they just keeps me at peace here lately. The the last week or so, week and a half, I've been listening to, the blues.
[01:28:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. Now if you wanna listen to some music that'll put that'll throw some throw some fruit on your head and and make shake around, walk around with some maracas, that, that Yuma sumac. She'll she'll do that. Listen to Malambo number 1. You you think you ought to be you you ought to have, you know, have Ricky hanging out, hanging out at the, at the Copacabana, you know, leading the band for you.
[01:28:52] Rich Chelson:
You said Mambo number 1? Or Malambo,
[01:28:56] Bryan Goodwin:
m a l a m b o. K.
[01:29:01] Rich Chelson:
But yeah. No. It's it's it you know, and I still have my southern gospel that I love to listen to and everything like that. And it just but, I mean and, you know, it's funny. You know, when I watch these videos on on on a YouTube and, I watch these people playing the piano, you know, it it's not here in America. Okay? Because I don't know if, you know, I mean, our malls and airport well, the malls that I've been into, I have not seen one or very few. But most of the malls and airports and stuff like that over in, you know, over across the pond have pianos you know, and they're free to play.
And I guess I guess people go up and just start playing, you know. And sometimes if someone has another instrument, they ask to jump in, and they'll jump in and, you know, start playing and just, entertain people. And I I just like watching it because it's cool. You know? Right. Because it it's just it's just people are being nice, you know. And, I mean, you know, most of these guys well, shit. Most of these guys are young guys, you know, in their thirties and forties, and they play, say, a really good piano or, you know, whatever.
If they have a cello or a violin or fiddle or whatever. But, yeah, it's it's it's actually cool. And that's you know? And I'm like, you know what? We need more of that here in America. Because I'm in. I love to listen to people play piano or play instruments.
[01:30:54] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah.
[01:30:56] Rich Chelson:
You know, if they know how to sing, that's even better.
[01:31:00] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. You know?
[01:31:03] Rich Chelson:
But yeah. No. I yeah. I was yeah. God, I was up to, like, 1 o'clock this morning because because after we jumped off our call last night, started watching videos. And, this dude was playing a piano in a restaurant. He was just playing, and he started playing, Vivaldi.
[01:31:27] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay.
[01:31:28] Rich Chelson:
I forget the name of the song. Well, there's a couple, opera singers that just started singing that were there in the restaurant. And it I mean, it I mean, it shocked everybody. You know, this this guy is thinking, oh, shit. I hope I don't screw this piece up for these guys. Yeah. You know? Because, I mean, these hey. Well, there's this one guy. He was singing one part, and then, actually, in a restaurant, they, there was a girl that actually worked at the restaurant, started singing. And then there was another girl that actually jumped in later on in the song. And then by the end of the song, all 3 of them were singing. It was cool as shit.
I was like, oh my god. That would scare the shit out of me. You know? Hey. Well, I mean I mean, it would be cool, but, you know, just saying, you know, just saying if I was sitting there playing the piano, playing a song that that, you know, I might have only played 4 or 5 times, you know, my way, you know, even though I was I was playing it like I was taught or whatnot or I had learned. And I've got an opera singer right here that's probably sung it professionally. Yeah. I would be I would be freaking. You know?
Because I'd be afraid to mess up. But that's me. But, yeah, as far as as far as way out there music, I don't know. I I don't get too far out there, I guess. I I don't, there is excuse me. Let me, let me make sure I get the name of this, name of this band. Right? Yes. There is a band, and I've heard one of their songs. Well, it's yeah. It's a singer in his band. It's called Duke tomato and the all star frogs.
[01:33:52] Bryan Goodwin:
Duke tomato and the all star frogs. Yes, sir.
[01:33:56] Rich Chelson:
Yes, sir. And, they say they're blues, but, and they were in the mid nineties. I'd I'd never heard of them. My, my, brother-in-law, Sam, that's, married to mother's sister up north.
[01:34:23] Bryan Goodwin:
K.
[01:34:25] Rich Chelson:
Met him. No. That was him. Okay? And I think they're out of Iowa or somewhere around, but he knows him. And I'm not sure which song is his favorite, but, yeah, it's true. Duke Duke tomato and the all star frogs. I
[01:34:53] Duuude-Ron :
Y'all Yeah. Never mind. I'm not gonna say it. Yeah. No. I will. Y'all smoking crack.
[01:35:07] Bryan Goodwin:
No. Look at that. From the guy who used to listen to popcorn. I've heard of popcorn. Good. I do. I love popcorn.
[01:35:16] Duuude-Ron :
And what was the name of the band?
[01:35:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Hot and butter.
[01:35:21] Duuude-Ron :
Hot butter. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. I like, you know, and I, I even liked the techno version of popcorn. Right. Believe it or not, techno version. But mine was mostly, probably the paper bit. I like him. And his parodies of all
[01:35:53] Rich Chelson:
all the rock rock singers.
[01:35:57] Duuude-Ron :
The and I'm sure you've heard of this one,
[01:36:01] Rich Chelson:
Brian.
[01:36:05] Duuude-Ron :
I don't know what the hell is the Doctor. Demento show.
[01:36:10] Bryan Goodwin:
Hell yeah. Doctor. Demento. Poisoning pigeons in the park. Yep.
[01:36:16] Duuude-Ron :
Love doctor Dimento. I don't remember any of the freaking songs that he ever played, but, you know Oh, well, that was one. Tom Leer,
[01:36:25] Bryan Goodwin:
poisoning, he did several Tom Leer did several songs. He did, poisoning pigeons in the park. Oh, the one about, him going the guy going hunting and getting himself, what was it? 6 7 hunters, 2 park rangers, and a cow.
[01:36:47] Duuude-Ron :
Uh-uh.
[01:36:48] Bryan Goodwin:
And, but yeah. No. He's oh, most of the quite a few of, of his here. Oh, but, yeah, Tom Tom Lear, the guy that used to, that sang, little, little Nash Rambler?
[01:37:09] Rich Chelson:
What's his name? Yeah. Okay. I know I know who it is. I've heard that song. Yeah. You got your monster mash and your,
[01:37:18] Bryan Goodwin:
and, all the other good, feel good songs.
[01:37:24] Rich Chelson:
Sung by the Playmates. Little Nash.
[01:37:28] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Little Nash rims came right behind. Mhmm. He still had on his brakes. Yep. And the video That's what it was. It was called. Beat beat. Yeah.
[01:37:41] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. And the video is a cartoon.
[01:37:43] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, is it? See, I've never even looked at the cartoon.
[01:37:47] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I'll look it up. It's you can find it on YouTube And, yeah, it's it's, I've heard it once or twice, and it's it's actually pretty cool.
[01:37:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Funnier and crap. Oh, yeah. Well, the yeah. Got a lot of Ray Stevens in there too. So you had, now let's see. You had the yeah. Mississippi squirrel revival. Probably the one that I've had the most fun, I remember the most was, see, the Shriner convention. That one was funny.
[01:38:26] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. With,
[01:38:29] Bryan Goodwin:
McCoy? Next time you answer the phone, don't say, don't answer the phone with, none. See, what was the other one that he did, that, oh, well, I used to listen to all the damn time. Then you're getting Setting up with the dead. That's what it was. What? Talking about, well, hell, I pretty much damn near recited to you. I listened I used to listen to that thing so much. It was out in the country that you didn't have mortuaries, and it was always customary to or the, mortician to come out to your home, come come out and lay kinfolk out right there at home. And the church would loan you folding chairs, and you'd have visitation and everything right there. And when that time came, you had to set up with the dead because it just wasn't right to leave them alone.
Well, last time I sat up was in 65 when my great old arthritic uncle Fred died. He was 97. So stooped over, the more tissue couldn't straighten him out. So they used a log and chain to hold him down and cover that all up with a cape and a gown. It didn't bother to tell no one because that's the kind of stuff you don't people just don't wanna know about. And then it start breaks into into the song. It was like, it was all nice and quiet until about 3 in the morning when along came a cloud of thunder lightning and storming. Well, the lightning flashed and the thunder clapped and the chain around. Old uncle Fred went snap and rattled and clanked and fell with a thump, and uncle Fred just sat right up.
And so then all of a sudden, it breaks into the song. I ain't setting up dead no more. I don't care about you. I ain't setting up dead no more no matter what you say or do. They say what, the dead can't hurt you because they already left, but what they left can sure make you hurt yourself. So I ain't setting up dead no more no matter, I ain't setting up with the dead no more since the dead started setting up too. And so, and then, when uncle Fred sat up, so so everyone there and there became a great partner of the folding chairs and the reverend nearly knocked me out. He said, I'm heading out that kitchen door. And I hold, hey, Red. That kitchen ain't got no door in it. He said, don't worry, son. It will have in a minute. I've never seen so much jumping and shoving before.
About that time, someone stepped on an old cat's tail that let out a scream, screech, a whale, and then and oh, shit. Brain died on me now. Or no. It see, the lightning flashed, and the house went black. And I spoke to my feet and said, boys make tracks, and I've headed out the, the back door lickety split for town. Outside, see, somewhere along the way, I forget exactly how it lines up, but, anyhow, he cuts through the, cuts through the cemetery. He falls in uncle Fred's grave, and the, town drunk dug it, but he dug it too deep. So he's, unbeknownst to him, he's in there asleep. And so I'm jumping and scratching, trying to get out, and he says, boy, might as well come on over here and sit down beside me, boy, because I ain't getting out of here tonight.
But I did. And so and then it breaks into the whole song again, but and there are a few more other verses in there. But so yeah. Yeah. So that's my favorite Ray Stevens song out of the whole damn thing. But but yeah. That's look. I it's god, it's been oh, man. It's been oh, I'd say every bit of 30 years since I heard that one. Yeah. Now the only one that I actually like even more, and I can't re I can't remember it for the life of me because it is so flipping confusing as I am my own grandpa.
[01:42:28] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[01:42:30] Bryan Goodwin:
The one where dad marries the daughter and the, the mom daughter's mom marries marries the son, and then they start talking about the lineage.
[01:42:41] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. I've I've I've heard that one once or twice as well. Oh, yeah. I'm just like yeah. Don't don't even wanna try and try and get in on that one. No. No. That one's up.
[01:42:55] Duuude-Ron :
I don't even know how you'd actually even try to diagram that that family tree.
[01:43:01] Rich Chelson:
Right. I mean, I mean, damn. You know, starting from the bottom and trying to go up. I just yeah. It just doesn't work out too well. Yeah. No. That's yeah. Ray Stevens' guy. I hadn't played no, Ray Stevens music for a long while.
[01:43:25] Bryan Goodwin:
So yeah. Oh, yeah. I was gonna look at the so what are some other of the doctor Dementos?
[01:43:33] Rich Chelson:
See, that's the thing. I I don't I've never heard of that doctor Demento.
[01:43:40] Bryan Goodwin:
Never heard of doctor Demento?
[01:43:43] Duuude-Ron :
Wow.
[01:43:46] Rich Chelson:
A let us sheltered life, man.
[01:43:49] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. Underneath a rock.
[01:43:52] Rich Chelson:
Well, shit. We didn't get cable till, 9th grade, man. Seriously. So we just had ABC, CBS, and NBC. That was it and NPR.
[01:44:15] Duuude-Ron :
So Yeah. I get yes. You did have a sheltered life underneath a rat.
[01:44:23] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. It's, but, yeah, never. And and, like, listening to the radio, we only had 1, 1 radio in the house, and that was, in in, my mom and dad's bedroom and because it was alarm clock. So, you know, you couldn't I I even had to ask if, I could listen to rock and roll. I had to get permission. So
[01:44:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, some of the other song. Oh, purple people later was another doctor Demento song that I used to always hear. I know. I heard that song. Yeah. Hello, butter. Hello, fuata. Mhmm. Here I am, man. Camp Granada. That was that one's, was often played on, on doctor Manto. Yeah.
[01:45:15] Rich Chelson:
I've heard that song.
[01:45:17] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, see here. See, is that the battle of New Orleans, or is that the, see, I think the battle on
[01:45:28] Rich Chelson:
Doctor Demento, his name is Barry Hanson.
[01:45:35] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. And he always wears that and he always wears that top hat. Yep.
[01:45:41] Bryan Goodwin:
See, there's there's one that they played that oh, yeah. There it is. The battle of Cucamonga. I don't know. Based on based on the, the song, battle in New Orleans. Now in 18/14, took a little trip. Mighty Mississippi. I can't I don't know the lyrics of it. But anyhow, the battle of Cucamonga is the boy scout's version of that song. Okay. And it's about them finding, you know, fi coming across the girl scout camp and all that, and it's just it's a it's a riot. So
[01:46:27] Rich Chelson:
Not to change the subject, but I'm gonna change the subject.
[01:46:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. I'm not 1559 with a little lag.
[01:46:34] Rich Chelson:
No. No. No. Just because of that is I've been having this, and I I freaking looked it up finally. But I don't know why, but I've been thinking about getting a fedora. What y'all think?
[01:46:50] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, you how how far up are you up in your style? Well, I don't know. Or because, I mean, are you gonna start wearing golf striped golf shirts and stuff, or are you just gonna just wear a fedora for the sake of wearing a fedora?
[01:47:06] Rich Chelson:
I don't know. I I just, I you see, that's the thing. This was just, oh, I don't know. Hey, God, it was earlier this year. And I'm not sure if I was down here yet or or probably was. But they just it just freaking popped into my head one day that it's like, you know what? I think I would I would like to get a fedora.
[01:47:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, no. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. I because I'm I'm one who I don't wear hats, but there's several hats I would like to have. And, you know, I'd like wouldn't mind having a a, fedora. Wouldn't mind having a bowler. You know? A bow a bowler? Dude, I don't see you in a bowler at I would love to see myself in a bowler too just to see when the bucket you know, how how awful goofy would that actually be is what I the only thing I could think of, you know, because, you know, I I don't look mean. So so just having that on, I'd almost I I probably look like, Laurel, maybe Hardy.
[01:48:10] Rich Chelson:
I know. Oh, dude. Yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. But So No. I don't know. I it it just,
[01:48:23] Bryan Goodwin:
oh, yeah. And I'm and, you know, another hat that I would love to have is a pork pie hat. Why? Just because it sounds funny. Oh, oh, a porcupine hat? No. Not a porcupine. A pork pie. Okay. Pork arm. A porkpie hat.
[01:48:39] Rich Chelson:
Pork.
[01:48:42] Bryan Goodwin:
Is this the hat that, hello, Raffae Boy, you know, off the honeymoons. Off the honeymoon. Hey. You know, mister Ravey boy. You know, the hat he wore, that was a pork pie hat.
[01:48:58] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It will. I've I'm, seeing it called, pork pie, fedora.
[01:49:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. That's another type of, I guess it's a way of folding the fedora.
[01:49:08] Rich Chelson:
I guess. Yeah. So but yeah. You see, that's the thing. You know? Look you know, looking looking at a fedora hat, you know, I don't know if I wanna go with the Outback style or, you know, you know, a different Windler, like, you know, maybe what the, the private eyes used to wear. Yeah. Yeah. You know, something like that. That'd be cool, I think. I don't know. I don't know. It just it just
[01:49:38] Bryan Goodwin:
I just I just kinda thought it would be cool. No. I think it would be too. I'd also like to get myself a a a good authentic Irish flat cap. You know, that would be a cool one to have too.
[01:49:50] Rich Chelson:
Right?
[01:49:51] Bryan Goodwin:
So, but again, I don't wear hats. So what that would actually look like on me, I don't know. And how would I be able to handle wearing a hat? Because after a while of wearing even just a regular ball cap, my head starts to itch a bit. I mean and I can wear a hat. I've I've I mean, I've had a couple decent ones for a while, but it takes I I like the the the the the nonsucker style, you know, baseball hats. The ones, you know, like, the ones that have got the, the just the plastic mesh on the back half of it, can't stand those. I don't think those are, I I think those are about the ugliest damn ball caps you ever come across.
Yeah. But
[01:50:41] Rich Chelson:
yeah. See see well, you know, I don't know. Now maybe maybe I started thinking about this when, I got my Hey Dudes.
[01:50:51] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, you got Hey Dudes?
[01:50:53] Rich Chelson:
I love my Hey Dudes. Hey Dudes are the fucking bomb. I'm serious. I I mean, they are they are comfortable as hell. But yeah. No. No. I got in the Hey Dudes, and I'm like, damn, a Futura would look good with this. Now as far as the rest of my dress, I don't know what the fuck I'd wear. Clothes, of course, but, you know
[01:51:22] Duuude-Ron :
Zoot suit.
[01:51:24] Bryan Goodwin:
Nah. Yeah. I get the zoot suit style hat to be all round, Brim.
[01:51:28] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. Right. I I don't know where I'd wear it. Oh, hell. Just wear or who cares?
[01:51:36] Bryan Goodwin:
With the big ass with the big ass, pheasant feather in the in the in the band.
[01:51:41] Rich Chelson:
Right. Right. Shoot. Yeah. No. I don't know. It just, yeah. Like I said, it just, it just freaking popped into my head and they it's like, you know? And I was just we were talking about, you know, all that stuff, and it's like, hang on. Let me look. And it, popped into my head and I'm like, kinda makes me wanna get one. You know?
[01:52:15] Duuude-Ron :
Right.
[01:52:17] Rich Chelson:
I don't know. I might get one one day. But which style, I don't know because I have many styles.
[01:52:32] Duuude-Ron :
Well, give yourself the top hat.
[01:52:35] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. You say, I don't think I could pull a top hat off though, dude.
[01:52:40] Bryan Goodwin:
That's the thing. Not without not without white spats and lots of dollars.
[01:52:49] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. They're putting on the Ritz. Putting on the Ritz. Oh.
[01:52:53] Rich Chelson:
Oh, okay. Oh my god.
[01:52:59] Duuude-Ron :
Well, now they make they make top hats that are like half the height Yeah. Of a of a traditional, top hat. I was gonna buy one one time, but until I found out the fucking price of it. But it was a it was a full leather hat. Yeah. Right. They want they wanted, what the hell was it? $225 for it. I was like, man, nah. But you've seen the hat. But you've seen the hat that's on my profile picture from my Facebook. Right?
[01:53:42] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It's a fedora.
[01:53:45] Duuude-Ron :
No. It isn't. It's not a fedora. You know, I honestly could not tell you the the style of it, but it's not a fedora. It's it's a slanted top hat is what it is. That's the style, but I don't know the name.
[01:54:12] Rich Chelson:
I mean, I mean, when I've seen your picture, it it sure okay. No. Okay. Yeah. I see it. No. It's not a fedora. Right. I'm not sure exactly.
[01:54:32] Duuude-Ron :
It's styled off of off of a top hat, but it's slanted.
[01:54:38] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I don't know. But, yeah, I just I've been I've been sitting there thinking about getting a fedora. Where was my Hey Dude?
[01:54:51] Bryan Goodwin:
With your zoot suit? It's such a such a mixture of of, of styles there.
[01:55:00] Rich Chelson:
What do you mean? I mean, hey dudes are classics. They're they
[01:55:05] Bryan Goodwin:
I I don't ever recall seeing Fred Astaire wearing Hey Dudes.
[01:55:13] Rich Chelson:
Just didn't ever see that. Well, I haven't gotten that far in my wardrobe, man.
[01:55:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Of course at the same time, I also hadn't seen Gary Cooper with with said, Hey dudes on either. So I I use, you say classic and I think, yeah, a fedora is a very classic you wear with a 3 piece suit and, and, and overcoat. And you have your fedora on as a, as a finishing off, you know, that, yeah, that rounds it all out. That looks really good, really sharp with, you know, with some Welsh Welsh polished, shoes and all that. I mean, yeah, looks absolutely super. Okay. What are Hey, dudes. I mean, that's like putting on a high hat and, you know, doing a doing a top hat and and me in shorts and a tank top just doesn't quite fit.
[01:56:07] Duuude-Ron :
With with sand with sandals and socks.
[01:56:11] Bryan Goodwin:
With sandals and socks on. Yeah. Okay. The slides.
[01:56:17] Rich Chelson:
Alright. Alright. Let me ask you this then. Okay. Let's, man. I've been wearing hats since I was freaking knee high to a grasshopper. Literally. I've been worn hats that long. Okay. Yep. Me too. Yep. Me too. Now now I don't care what anybody says. Hats don't make you go bald. Because if that's the case, I'd have been bald when I was 15 or maybe 20, but I'm not.
[01:56:44] Duuude-Ron :
Well, look at me though.
[01:56:45] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. But, dude, you've got something else weird going on there, you know?
[01:56:52] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I know. I have such a receding hairline. It's it it it's goes to my shoulder blades.
[01:57:00] Rich Chelson:
Well, hey. Lisa's going somewhere. Right?
[01:57:06] Bryan Goodwin:
But
[01:57:07] Rich Chelson:
but but let me ask you this. Okay. Let's say let's say I was just I was just wanting to go, you know, into town. Okay? And I act like I have to travel far to go to town, but I don't. You know? But, you know, I just you know, I you know, throw in a pair of jeans, my hey dudes, you know, maybe a t shirt or or a button up shirt, you know. And, yeah, I've got ball caps. I've been like I said, I've been wearing ball caps for 40 some odd years, literally, or close to 50 now. Yeah. Back in the day, I used to wear cowboy hats. That was that was my thing for a long time, but I've always had I've always had a ball cap. So I'm trying to think of another hat that would look good that
[01:58:01] Bryan Goodwin:
that that That you could wear casually. Yeah. Casually. And I think a flat cap would do real good like that.
[01:58:09] Rich Chelson:
You see, Flat caps are cool, but I I don't know, man. I I mean, they are cool as shit, though. I I won't I won't argue that. They are cool as shit, But I need some I need something a little more substantial, though. Because you see the thing is, on my ball caps, I normally wear them back on my head a little bit.
[01:58:36] Duuude-Ron :
Okay? Yep. Same here.
[01:58:38] Rich Chelson:
So and that's that's the way I've always worn my hats. I've I've never really even even my cowboy hats. About the only time I would put it straight onto my head was was if I was in a tough wind, You know, if I was out working cattle or something like that, you know, in a tough wind, then, yeah, I would straighten it up and, you know, tilt my head, dip it or whatever I had to do to keep the, you know, keep the wind from blowing it off. But a ball cap, I've always kicked it up. So that's why I'm not sure what type of hat. I'm not getting a boiler hat. I just yeah. I couldn't pull that up. I just couldn't pull that off. I really couldn't.
But, but I'm just I'm just trying to think what what would be a good hat that would be stylish, but yet classy, I guess.
[01:59:47] Duuude-Ron :
Mhmm. Yeah. Fedora.
[01:59:52] Bryan Goodwin:
I mean, yeah. Fedora would is is more like I said, it's it's more of the, of the, of the fifties, sixties Mhmm. Business attire style. You know, it's not it's not your casual. And I know they had the casual you know, in the fifties, they had, they had the casual fedora. It was kind of a straw fedora. But again, you saw I see it, the guys in in, like, shorts and and a, and a striped golf shirt.
[02:00:32] Rich Chelson:
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
[02:00:35] Bryan Goodwin:
So maybe a straw fedora. Okay. Yeah.
[02:00:39] Rich Chelson:
Well, yeah, that'd be fine for the summer. Well, I don't know. Maybe a dark one.
[02:00:44] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I mean, you could you could have 2 different types of fedoras. You could have the summer one, and then you have your wool or or beaver or I don't know what the I'm I'm assuming that they make the fedoras out of the same material they make cowboy hats out of. So, you know, you may have a a 10 x beaver.
[02:01:02] Rich Chelson:
Right. I think so. I I would have to look it up. Some type of felt.
[02:01:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. I could be wrong. It could be leather. Mhmm. I don't own for doors.
[02:01:14] Rich Chelson:
But they do have, they, do have, well, they have velvet wool, leather ones. They do have leather ones. I know that. Yep. I guess I guess I'm just I'm just gonna have to go on and, find and find one and see just which one I think would work.
[02:01:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Well and something you might look at I know you're not a big TikTok fan, but one of the one of the the little subgenres of TikTok that I have fallen head first into are watching guys fold different style or crease different styles of cowboy hats.
[02:02:00] Rich Chelson:
Really?
[02:02:01] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. There's 3 or 4 guys they'll talk about. It's like, oh, this is the, this is the Gus McCray style. And, you know, people who wanna wear the style of hat that Gus McCray wore and and loves them dove. Or you wanna wear the style of hat that, that, you know, Woodrow Call wore. You know, they'll they'll fold that. There's some guys who'll go through and they'll, you know, they'll they'll pull out the, oh, what was another one? The other one that, like, the Yellowstone style, like, the way the most of the guys in the Yellowstone wear, wear their hats and and stuff, have their hats creased.
So, yeah, there's a lot of those, and I bet you. Well, let me look here real quick. Let's see here.
[02:02:50] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I used to have a a, a, a, Gus McCraig styled hat. It was okay. I I didn't I didn't like it too much. It felt weird. I just did because you say I was used to, like, a Stetson, classic Stetson, like the, Ranger or something like that. Right. All that style. And I was not I was not used to the Gus McRae hat. And, yeah, I had a real hard time getting, getting used to it.
[02:03:27] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, there you go. You you could, the the hat that I'm thinking of that's for the, during the summer was just a regular Panama.
[02:03:36] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:03:38] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, there we go. We can you could wear a beret.
[02:03:43] Duuude-Ron :
It'll be a.
[02:03:45] Rich Chelson:
Yep. Yeah. And sing the song raspberry beret. I'm good.
[02:03:58] Duuude-Ron :
That was just Yeah. War, bro. War war 8. Pirate man. Oh, there you go. John the one from, that Johnny Depp wears in, Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Trackhorn. Yeah.
[02:04:16] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. That would be just a little bit out there.
[02:04:22] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Some place in my garage, I still have my, berets from the 82nd.
[02:04:31] Rich Chelson:
Oh, wow. Yep. That's cool.
[02:04:37] Duuude-Ron :
And then, what was it? General Chazinski? Chazinski? I don't I don't remember. And he took he was the army chief of staff, and he took the, Black Berets from the Rangers Mhmm. And gave it to the rest of the army.
[02:05:05] Rich Chelson:
I know. I remember that. I was pissed.
[02:05:09] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. Yo. Yeah. There was a lot of fucking rangers that was pissed too because they he basically, Shazinski just desecrated that fucking beret by giving it to the entire army.
[02:05:25] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I know.
[02:05:27] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That So they went they went back to the original color, the ray, battalion, Ranger Brigade went back to the original color that they started with, which was the, tan. Okay.
[02:05:45] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I remember that because, I don't I don't think I was out of the army that long when I realized they had done that. I was mad. I was like, no. You don't fuck that shit.
[02:05:57] Duuude-Ron :
Nope. You don't.
[02:05:59] Rich Chelson:
Hey. You it ain't broke. Don't fix it.
[02:06:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. Hey. I found the hat for you. What's that? A Fez.
[02:06:09] Rich Chelson:
A Fez? Come on, Brian.
[02:06:12] Bryan Goodwin:
Hey. I'm gonna have to go back. Do you know walk around with a red red velvet fez these days?
[02:06:20] Duuude-Ron :
I'm gonna have to look that one up.
[02:06:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. Only the Shriners during a a parade.
[02:06:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Exactly. So we give yeah. The the little the little cylinder of a hat
[02:06:33] Rich Chelson:
that's got the tassel on it. So Yeah. I had to I had to look it up. I I, I had to look at it because I'd I had I had heard of it, and I I knew I'd seen it before. And when I saw that, it was the first thing I thought of was the, Shriners, you know, in the parade.
[02:06:52] Duuude-Ron :
It's like Yep. My grand my grandpa was a Shriners.
[02:06:57] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I'm not knocking the Shriners by no means. It's just Oh, yeah.
[02:07:02] Bryan Goodwin:
I I couldn't rock one of them hats every day. Or a piss helmet. There you go. That'll keep you cool. Sick. A piss helmet. A piss helmet? Yeah. A piss helmet, p I t h. Piss. Not piss, pith.
[02:07:18] Rich Chelson:
Oh, pith.
[02:07:20] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. You know, doctor Livingston, I presume. You know, the the the the jungle hat, the the the hard
[02:07:27] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Dude, I'm not pelvis. Sorry, man. Really? Walking down walking down the street in Pascagoula in in in a safari hat.
[02:07:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I mean, they or you could go go off and get a get an Aussie hat like what I have.
[02:07:44] Rich Chelson:
What kind? Yeah. I got a
[02:07:52] Duuude-Ron :
I got an Aussie hat as well. Oh, do you?
[02:07:56] Bryan Goodwin:
Yep. Hey. They're they're they work. They keep the they keep the sun off off your face.
[02:08:02] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. But mine's all wet all leather, so it just fucking keeps the heat in.
[02:08:08] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, mine mine's cloth and has got the got the, the mesh in the middle. So
[02:08:16] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, okay.
[02:08:17] Bryan Goodwin:
There's the trilby. You can always do a trilby.
[02:08:22] Duuude-Ron :
That's a lot of fun to go. That you're a parent. You know, which
[02:08:26] Rich Chelson:
which style are y'all
[02:08:28] Bryan Goodwin:
talking about? Unlimited.com. The ultimate hat guy.
[02:08:37] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I've yeah. Yeah. I've looked at these hats.
[02:08:41] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah.
[02:08:43] Rich Chelson:
They ain't bad.
[02:08:44] Bryan Goodwin:
No. No. You get a you get an Apple cap or get a newsboy cap. I I've kinda kinda interested in snagging one of those along with the bowler.
[02:08:55] Rich Chelson:
What's the name of that site again?
[02:08:57] Bryan Goodwin:
Hats Unlimited.
[02:08:59] Rich Chelson:
Hats Unlimited. As funny, we're we're using our podcast time to look up. To shop.
[02:09:11] Bryan Goodwin:
The shop. That's her hat. We're we're helping, we're helping our listeners, the, the men of, of up their up their style a bit, you know? Because that's something men all need to be doing is taking their, their fashion sense and just they don't have to go way up there. They don't have to, you know, start off be wearing, you know, tank tops and shorts and being looking slack into wearing, you know, 3 piece suits, but maybe you're going from just basketball shorts to cargo shorts and a button down, you know, and a and a polo shirt or something. You know? You kinda just take a step. I mean, that's just take a step up on your on the style that you use. So, you know, part of that might be that you get rid of that nasty old baseball cap that you've been wearing and start wearing a a news boy.
[02:10:06] Rich Chelson:
Well, that's true.
[02:10:09] Bryan Goodwin:
Because, yeah. And then you can walk around with in in, in, coveralls and and a shirt, and you could say, please, sir, can I have some more? And, you know, have your, because newsboy always looks like he's, you know, he's got the hat that's 2 sizes too big anyhow. So
[02:10:26] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah.
[02:10:27] Bryan Goodwin:
You look like Fievel. There you go.
[02:10:31] Duuude-Ron :
I know.
[02:10:33] Bryan Goodwin:
You've not ever seen, oh, what is the name? That's oh, the name of the The tie? What is that? I can't say anything, dude. Honestly, I can't. But I know the song or the Yeah. Somewhere out there in a bubble bubble. Yeah. Yeah. That one.
[02:10:52] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It's it's yeah. I know the movie.
[02:10:55] Bryan Goodwin:
An American Tail. Right. Yep.
[02:10:59] Rich Chelson:
Fivle the mouse, dude. Yeah.
[02:11:02] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.
[02:11:05] Rich Chelson:
Need to watch it. It's it's
[02:11:07] Bryan Goodwin:
yeah. You don't fuck with Fivle, man. Now that's it. That was, that was a good, that's a good flick right there. Yeah.
[02:11:14] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. You know, it was funny. 3 old guys talking about, a cartoon saying that's a damn good flick.
[02:11:23] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, okay. Okay. There there's a topic. So what are, what are some other old style cartoons or old style movies? When I say old style, I mean, from the seventies, eighties. And so what are some cartoons that you remember watching growing up that you don't think people would really be watching these days? Looney Tunes? Yeah. You you're not allowed to watch Looney Tunes anymore. That's just too violent. So Yeah.
[02:11:54] Rich Chelson:
You know, what about, Heckle and Jekyll?
[02:11:58] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, good God. I forgot about those damn, goddamn magnifies. Right. Yeah.
[02:12:03] Rich Chelson:
Right. What about Rocky and Bullwinkle?
[02:12:06] Bryan Goodwin:
I I remember well, they've what they they there's been a little reincursions of of, of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Yeah. But none of them They were lucky. What's the full rabbit out of my hat?
[02:12:20] Rich Chelson:
Wrong hat. No. Oh, the original Rocky and Bullwinkle. That was a bomb, man. Oh, yeah.
[02:12:29] Bryan Goodwin:
Boris and Natasha.
[02:12:32] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Oh, that was yeah. That was freaking that was freaking hilarious.
[02:12:37] Bryan Goodwin:
Sherman and Peabody?
[02:12:40] Rich Chelson:
Mhmm. Oh, yeah. Sherman and Peabody. Oh, man. I love that one.
[02:12:46] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I mean, like like, some of the old, Ralph Bakshi movies.
[02:12:54] Rich Chelson:
Ralph? You're gonna have to Ralph Bakshi?
[02:12:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Let's see here. What are some of the Ralph Bakshi's, movies? Ralph Bakshi's, wizards. No. Never saw wizards? Let's see here. American pop? No. Toon skin? What was his first one? It was actually the first x rated cartoon to be released. Fritz the cat.
[02:13:37] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No.
[02:13:39] Bryan Goodwin:
No. You're not seeing prince the cat? Mm-mm. No. Dude, you have got some edumacation coming your way because that's that's my that's those are the shows you need to watch this weekend. At least at least a couple of them. I don't know if you'll be able to get goonskin. That one's a little on the, on the racist side. But still, good flick if if you're willing to, to pay attention to what the actual commentary is about. So Right. But Ralph actually blizzards, or blizzards, Wizards is probably one of my favorites.
[02:14:15] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. So, yeah, yeah, I've never heard of that.
[02:14:24] Bryan Goodwin:
So let's see here. Let's order some of his, his movies. Yeah. Fritz the cat, wizards. Oh, he did fire and ice also. I don't know if you've seen that one. No shit. Really? Oh, he did cool world. Okay. I didn't know that. I like cool world, but it was it's I said it came out about the same time as, who framed Roger Rabbit. So it's got the same effects of this guy being in a cartoon world. But but it's a real guy, you know, like Bob Hopkins was, but this time it's Brad Pitt. Okay. Yeah. And, and the main character, or the main cartoon character is again, another, another girl, but, can't think of what her name is. Holly, Hollywood.
And, and, she is played by it's not Cheryl Teague. What is her name? I know everybody listening, screaming at me right now. Right. Kim Basinger. Yeah. So but anyhow, Hollywood is a is, you know, this little vixen character who and is, actually trying to become a real woman, trying to break out of the out of the cartoon land and get into into the into the real world and, and stuff. Great. Yeah. A good movie. Good movie. Didn't get received very well, but at the same time, had some had some, really good, really good Ralph Bakshi moments in there. So Okay.
But, yeah, fire and ice is another good one if you if you that they that was kinda coming out during the swords and sorcerer, phase of Hollywood.
[02:16:24] Rich Chelson:
Okay. Yeah. I've I've never seen who framed rod Roger Rabbit.
[02:16:33] Bryan Goodwin:
So Who are you?
[02:16:38] Rich Chelson:
I told you I led a sheltered life.
[02:16:42] Bryan Goodwin:
That was in the eighties, dude. Oh, come on, dude. I'm dude, I'm telling you.
[02:16:48] Rich Chelson:
Growing up in the eighties for me, I seriously, I didn't know shit until I got in in the military and and, yeah, that just fucking everything I learned after that rocked my world for the next 15 years because I didn't know this shit went on in the world. I mean, I didn't I didn't I didn't meet my first black person till I was in 9th grade.
[02:17:16] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, we had we had our we used to joke around that our we had and Sunrise had their that had a token, black kid that ran around. He was, he was adopted with for into one of the families. So, Yeah. We had No. No. I knew. But Yeah.
[02:17:33] Rich Chelson:
I knew no black person now. I had seen him before when we go to town, and going to town for us at the time was driving 60 miles to, Columbia to go shopping. Right. Right. But I didn't know I didn't know any of them, you know. And I I didn't actually in fact, in high school, one of my best friends in high school was black named, Eric Coleman. Me and him played ball together, basketball. You know? And I'd go down the park and there was, like, 5, 6 other people down there playing. I was the only white kid down there playing. Well, I didn't care. You know? I said,
[02:18:13] Bryan Goodwin:
no. I'm gonna play, but Well, that's see, and that's just it. In the eighties, we we were playing together. That's one I think that's one of the reasons why us old fuckers have such a hard time with the whole black lives matter thing.
[02:18:31] Rich Chelson:
Right.
[02:18:32] Bryan Goodwin:
Because we grew up playing, standing shoulder to shoulder, working next to black men. And they had, we had no problem with each other.
[02:18:47] Rich Chelson:
None.
[02:18:49] Bryan Goodwin:
We didn't have racism crop up, honestly, until Barack Obama showed up, which Oh, yeah. Which rush Limbaugh actually predicted was gonna happen because he talked about when Willie Brown became governor And all of a sudden, everybody was taught screaming racism in in, in California, and you're going you've got a black governor. You've got the highest position in in the state. And y'all are saying white people are keeping black people down? I mean, this it makes no sense. And, you know, from the time Barack Hussein Obama Mhmm. Came along, then, yeah, it's almost as if that was the permission that they needed to have to, start screaming racism in in the US. And it's like, dude, there's no there wasn't any racism.
[02:19:41] Rich Chelson:
Right. But see, the thing is when when I was growing up in high school, we wasn't allowed to watch any movies that were questionable or anything like that. I mean,
[02:19:53] Bryan Goodwin:
it Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me.
[02:20:00] Rich Chelson:
I I mean I mean, we drink we freaking drink out of a garden hose and a well pump that we had to pump up. You know? Oh, yeah. I I don't know why. I mean, we couldn't god forbid, oh, no. In fact, the best little whorehouse in Texas was at the drive in theaters. And, well,
[02:20:22] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm Amazing, baby. Took this. And,
[02:20:25] Rich Chelson:
the thing is, we weren't allowed to watch it. We we had to lay down in the back of the station wagon and go to bed.
[02:20:34] Bryan Goodwin:
We couldn't. Yeah. And then and then you get to think it back going, oh, mom, you're you're a little, you're a little weirder than you you let on because it's like my stepmom. You know, she put out a she put out airs in front of us kids that she was prim and proper. Alright. But at the same time, looking back, that woman loved watching porkies.
[02:21:03] Rich Chelson:
Oh god. No. That was, yeah. I remember when that came out. Oh, fuck. He loved
[02:21:08] Bryan Goodwin:
best little whore house in Texas. She loved a lot of those really risky. I mean, she watched all 3 ver, all three parts of porkies, porkies 1, porkies 2, and porkies 3. She, which is funny because, I mean, one of my favorite movies was, is written by the very same guy who wrote porkies, which is gene shepherd who wrote a Christmas story.
[02:21:41] Rich Chelson:
Oh, really? Oh, yeah. That's that's crazy.
[02:21:46] Bryan Goodwin:
So, but yeah, I mean, there's just a lot of the little, little things you look back, you look at your mom going, you look, looked your mom going, oh, you were a lot freakier than you actually led on there. A woman. So just tell I mean, she she wouldn't wouldn't let dad have, you know well, her she would she would begrudgingly let dad have beer at the house. But if I but if her mom showed up, my grandma showed up and had to look in the, in the, the refrigerator and saw that dad had a 6 pack of beer in there or what was left of a 6 pack of beer, it was dumped out in the in the in the sink.
[02:22:36] Rich Chelson:
I don't doubt that. Yeah. I don't doubt that at all.
[02:22:39] Bryan Goodwin:
And so he's tapping his deadline. He didn't screw up his face and go, I'll say your mother was here. Just and just the things you look back on, you know, dad's told stories about the fur like, their wedding night. I mean, apparently, nothing really happened because Vicky got so drunk. She fell she passed out. She got so I was like, yeah. She got way polluted. So
[02:23:13] Rich Chelson:
Now that's the thing, though. We weren't yes. Yes. Stuff like that, we were not allowed to watch or anything. And yeah.
[02:23:22] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. Well, I've got your assignment coming up for this weekend.
[02:23:26] Rich Chelson:
Now now now I will say I have watched Porky's since I got away from the house. Oh, I'm sure you have. You know, I've watched I've watched few of the movies, but, yeah, a lot of the ones you mentioned. Yeah. No. I I haven't. Well, no. Like I said, you've got you've got an assignment now.
[02:23:43] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. You gotta watch at least Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
[02:23:50] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:23:52] Bryan Goodwin:
And then, you know, if if you, Wizards is a is a good one. And then the the cartoon, I was actually kind of, hoping someone was gonna bring up the last unicorn.
[02:24:09] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Don't know nothing about that.
[02:24:12] Bryan Goodwin:
That one, one of my favorite ones. And, it's actually my, one of my kids' favorite ones. I mean, we kids wa I I brought kids up on, on several different, shows. When Jaden got older, I mean, he went through and he watched, watched heavy metal. I mean, that was that was just a classic, you know, good that's just a damn good, show to watch. I've seen that one, but Yeah. I had to move out the house to see that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have to move out of the house to watch that one. But, rock and rule. You can't find the damn thing around anymore. I have not been able to find it on any streaming. It's not on Amazon prime pisses me off, but rock and rule.
Awesome movie.
[02:25:02] Rich Chelson:
Oh, never heard of it.
[02:25:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Iggy Pop is, is plays the main villain in it. There are at least voices the main villain in it. But, Debbie Harry, I think it's Debbie Harry, does the, the main, the voice of the main heroine. So, see a rock And 1983, my name is Mark. Thanks a lot. Alright. Let's see here. IMDB. There we go. Oh, okay. Okay. So, Angel's Voice, was actually done by Susan Roman, but the, song was actually done by, was done by by, Debbie Harry, Blondie. Don, Franks does does the voice of mock while, the actual song the songs were performed, or his songs were formed by Iggy Pop. So Okay.
[02:26:30] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I have no idea what names you're talking about. So
[02:26:42] Bryan Goodwin:
Are you there, Brian? I am. I am. I was just, looking here through seeing what other little tidbits of weird trivia that come up with it in here. First painted cells filming actual cigarette smoke were used about the in the fog sequences. I mean yeah. Just all sorts of things. But yeah. I mean, it'd be nice if you could find find well, they say rock and roll is supposed to be oh, you can buy it for how much to dish collection?
[02:27:15] Rich Chelson:
999. I don't know. Just I just thought I don't know.
[02:27:23] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. I think, let's see here. Multi format is $269.99. Blu ray is 119. DVD is 130. Holy. Yeah. It's because it's tucked away. It's you can't you can't find it.
[02:27:44] Rich Chelson:
How old is the movie?
[02:27:47] Bryan Goodwin:
Came out in 83.
[02:27:49] Rich Chelson:
Oh, so, yeah. No. And now it still has another,
[02:27:55] Bryan Goodwin:
what, 50 years yet? Yeah. It still got a long ass ways to go. It's an animated show. It's about awesome flick. I remember, I mean, I watched it. I remember Leonard DeMoy on, on, oh, the kids show Nickelodeon.
[02:28:14] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:28:16] Bryan Goodwin:
When are you back in the mid eighties? Leonard Nimoy used to do a show about movies. Really? And it was called lights, camera, action.
[02:28:29] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:28:30] Bryan Goodwin:
And, he did one about rock and roll. He did another one about 1984, and those are the 2 main movies I, I remember seeing him talk about, and I forget exactly what they were talking about on it. But rock and roll was one of them. That was then, so eventually, it showed up in, in the on the movie channel, which was the, the premium service that we had growing up instead well, you could get the movie channel. You could get HBO. Whatever reason, my stepmom wanted, wanted the movie channel instead of HBO. So it took us a little longer sometimes to get, to get movies to show up.
But at the same time, we also had a shit ton of the really cool, horror movies that I had to sneak up as I'd wake up in the, at middle of the night sometimes and and, and go and watch, watch a horror movie. I'd have to sit there and go through the the cable guide and go, oh, hey. Look. Halloween's gonna be on at, 2 o'clock in the morning and Yeah. Go off setting with alarm so I could go and watch watch, watch Halloween and then stay up the rest of the night because then I was too damn scared to do anything. So We had TV guide, dude. Well, no. We had TV guide also. Oh, no. I don't understand. But to watch to to know what was coming on HBO, you had to use the cable guide, which was, just this little thin thin, TV guide deal.
It used the same same bracket as TV guide, but it was just a real thin real thin thing that was put out by the the, the cable company. Yeah. I remember seeing them. So you knew what that what came out on HBO. You knew what came out on the movie channel, and you know what came out on Cinemax.
[02:30:23] Rich Chelson:
We didn't have cable until yeah. I don't, honestly, I don't ever remember having cable.
[02:30:30] Bryan Goodwin:
We didn't we didn't get it until, our our house or Sunray itself didn't actually get it until, like, 85, 84, somewhere along that. Because I remember going to Dumas over to my cousin's house there and they had cable. And so Saturdays, whenever we'd go over there to go hang out as so, so my stepmom and, some of her friends go shopping, they would dump me and my sister's off over at, over my cousin's house. And we'd all sit around and watch movies, at that time. So it'd be me. It was like, all, all the kids would go hang out over cousin's house. And, one of the big movies that always came on on Saturdays, when we were growing up was caveman with, with Ringo Starr and and and, Dennis Quaid.
[02:31:27] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:31:28] Bryan Goodwin:
Have you not seen the caveman either? No. Okay. I know where you can watch, watch caveman. You can actually watch it on YouTube. Okay. All you have to do is search caveman movie, and you'll find the full thing on there. Okay. Yeah. No. Awesome movie. You'll love it. It's great. It's a dumb it's a dumb, stupid, goofy movie. You know, it's like, you you you figure out you you you get the great things like a 2 kid is the is, is, Ringo Starr's character's name, Atuk, and he's a caveman and stomping around. And you have a bunch of other cavemen, and, you got this really sexy cave woman, named, named Lana.
And, then you also Shelley Long plays in that. She plays a cave woman also. But, you know, you got a 2, a 2, a Luna Lana. So you you kinda figure out a Luna and Zug Zug. You know what Zug Zug is. And, yeah, I forbid you kinda figure out what that's about. And it's got it's just it's great because it's got little it's got park jokes. It's got booby jokes. It's got it's got all sorts of great stuff in there. And then then you you just laugh through it just because it's a stupid movie. It's, you know, it's got stop action dinosaurs in there. Come on, man. Well, you can't knock a good stop action dinosaur. So If you say so. Oh, well, I know so, man. I know so.
[02:32:53] Rich Chelson:
No. See, that's yeah. That see, I don't man, I don't know. Like I said yeah. It was it was, it was quite boring out of my house. We were normally kicked outside and Kicked outside. Yeah. Yeah. And when we came in, we had to watch whatever was on the TV. Watch
[02:33:14] Bryan Goodwin:
and, and, Love hee haw now. Oh, no. No. I'm not I'm not dogging now. Hee haw. Lawrence yeah. Go to the grandma parents' house. You watch the Lawrence Welk show. Oh, no. We we freaking washed it in our house. Oh, y'all did not never watched it, watched Lawrence Welk at at the house. I'd have to go over to grandma's house and then sit there and be watching the bubbles and the and the music and and all that. And that's all I ever remember at the Lawrence Welk show is just the fact there are bubbles and there was big band music. And
[02:33:48] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Some well, I mean, I mean, growing up, yeah, that was that stuff was kinda boring at times, but sometimes it was okay. Yeah. Yeah.
[02:34:00] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. But no, he all was awesome. I'll give you that. He all was, was, was great. Cause I mean, help that along the way about, about mid eighties old, or a little bit later, all of a sudden, you know, the hormones start kicking in and you start noticing, oh, those girls have got, you know, their their shirts tied in a very peculiar way. That's kinda interesting. So Oh, yeah. But
[02:34:26] Rich Chelson:
watch no TV or read no magazines to figure out all that that was going on. Oh, yeah. You you it was right there on front street.
[02:34:35] Bryan Goodwin:
Yes. So, yeah. That was just, that was the funniest thing after a while, you know, you start growing up and you start realizing it's like, Hey, wait a minute. Parents threw a fit about rock and roll because sex, drugs, and, and, and all that. And then you sit down and you listen to, listen to country music and there's people cheating on other people. There's always talking about someone's getting drunk.
[02:35:01] Rich Chelson:
No. You know?
[02:35:02] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. I you know, the the dog the dog left with the with the girlfriend and the and the girlfriend, left with the house and the pickup decided to go off with the Cadillac. And so, you know, it's like, oh, boo hoo. Poor guy. You know? But at the same time, it was you know, everybody was everybody was either sleeping with somebody else or was getting drunk. So, you know, it wasn't quite as hurley. Again, you know, looking back with, with older eyes, all of a sudden you're going, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom was a little freakier than what we thought, what we like to imagine. So,
[02:35:38] Rich Chelson:
well, thank God we didn't find out any earlier. We'd have been just
[02:35:43] Bryan Goodwin:
shell shocked. Oh, well, no, I'm still phenomenally convinced that I was hatched. Yeah. Yeah. My parents didn't do that shit. Nope. Not one not one little boink.
[02:35:54] Rich Chelson:
I think I I think I've found the fedora I want on hats unlimited.
[02:36:00] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, okay.
[02:36:02] Rich Chelson:
I'm gonna get I think I'm gonna get the Sinatra hat.
[02:36:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, that's a good classic one. I think you might I might wanna read the fine print. It may require that you have to sing from time to time.
[02:36:18] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I can sing. No one wants to hear it, but I can sing it. I'm I'm I love Frank. God's bread in the news. Hey. Oh, I yeah. I love I love Frank. I loved listening to him sing. Dean Martin.
[02:36:32] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh my god. Yeah. Start having you break out and lounge singer style. It's star wars. That groovy star wars. There's a monster out to get you. Hey. Yeah. So
[02:36:50] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I just if I do that. But, actually, Dean Martin, all them boys. I, yeah, I could sit and listen to them. Oh, yeah. You know? As in fact, I haven't played no Sinatra or Dean Martin here lately. I wind up doing that tomorrow.
[02:37:17] Bryan Goodwin:
There you go. Alright. We've got about 30 minutes left. I have I wanna start trying to bring in a question of the week for all of us to talk about.
[02:37:29] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:37:30] Bryan Goodwin:
And so the question of this week is, let's say you were granted the opportunity to stop time. Alright? You could stop it for as long as you wanted to, but you could only do it once. The moment you reactivated time again, That was your only chance. Now you can everything that when the time has stopped, everything is movable. You can interact with anything and everything around.
[02:38:13] Rich Chelson:
Okay. Let let me ask you this then. If if let's say I move let's say I stop time and I move something, would that change the future?
[02:38:25] Bryan Goodwin:
I don't know if it changed the future, but it moved the thing that you were moving.
[02:38:29] Rich Chelson:
Well, none. Yeah. I figured that, but okay. Alright. Just wondering.
[02:38:35] Bryan Goodwin:
I would I would because, you know, if you if you took took like a, a glass off the table and moved it out into the middle of the room and then reactivated the, the, time again, the glass would fall and hit the ground. So, I mean, it would that affect the future? Oh, I think it would. But
[02:38:56] Rich Chelson:
Right. Well, the whole Skynet, man. Skynet.
[02:39:01] Bryan Goodwin:
So what would you do if you were granted the opportunity to stop time as long as you wanted to, you wouldn't age the people around you wouldn't age the, the machinery around you wouldn't age nothing would age. It was interactable, but you, but at, the moment you reactivated time, that was your only chance. You couldn't do it again. What would you do?
[02:39:33] Rich Chelson:
Wow. That's, you know, that's actually kind of a deep question. It's kind of cool, but honestly, I don't think I would stop time. Oh, you would too? Oh, no. You say you say the thing is because, I mean, I wanna see what's gonna happen. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen. I don't wanna mold time to, to my will.
[02:40:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, you wouldn't be molding it to your will. You would just be stopping it in a lie. And, and, and, at one moment.
[02:40:13] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I know. But but okay. Let's say let's say let's let's say I stop time right now. Okay?
[02:40:20] Bryan Goodwin:
K.
[02:40:21] Rich Chelson:
And and it stays until I restarted it. I could go anywhere in the world Yep. Do anything I wanted. Yep. Change anything I wanted, and then come right back here, restart time like nothing ever happened. You see, I, honestly, I don't want that much power because I can screw the world up. I would think I mean, that's that's just my thoughts. You know, me and you see, that's the thing, though. Knowing this stuff ahead of time, or let's say let's say I did this, went and did whatever I wanted to do, come back, and I knew I I still have full conscious of what I did.
[02:41:10] Bryan Goodwin:
Yep.
[02:41:11] Rich Chelson:
Okay. So so, therefore, I could kinda I could kinda predict what was gonna happen by what I did. You know? Whether it was good or bad. You know? I mean, some of the stuff might might sneak up on me and show me I was wrong, which are all of it, but whatever. You know? But, see, that's that's where that's where I I don't like surprises, but I kinda wanna not be knowing what's gonna happen.
[02:41:43] Bryan Goodwin:
K. How about you, dude? What would you what would you do?
[02:41:51] Duuude-Ron :
You know? I really don't know, truthfully. I really don't know.
[02:42:05] Bryan Goodwin:
What if you did know?
[02:42:13] Duuude-Ron :
You know, I don't. I could not give you an answer right now.
[02:42:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, come on, man. We're fracking out on this.
[02:42:22] Rich Chelson:
Dude, dream a little if you want. You know? I mean, I mean, see, that's the thing. There's no right or wrong answer here. I mean, dream because it's it's you're the one in control. I mean, you would stop time. Brian and I would not be moving or talking. You know? You would have peace and quiet for at least a minute.
[02:42:45] Bryan Goodwin:
Sorry. I just popped into my head. I mean, hell, you can go off and and pay it's rich and bend them over and stick a paddle in my hand and make it look like I'm about to whoop his ass. I mean, come on. You can have fun with this. Mary Todd Biden.
[02:42:59] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I believe you went there, dude.
[02:43:04] Duuude-Ron :
You know, that right that the image of that right there just,
[02:43:11] Rich Chelson:
It's just wrong, isn't it, dude? It's just wrong.
[02:43:16] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. It's every bit of all kinds of wrong.
[02:43:21] Rich Chelson:
That's a whole lot of Power of Oh, come on.
[02:43:24] Bryan Goodwin:
You gotta have a little fun. You've got the power of of time in your hand to stop it for as long as you want to. He can he can manipulate anybody, anything around, and they wouldn't have a clue. Come on. You don't you you wouldn't be tempted to, like, grab something grab your the biggest nemesis you know at work and drag them over in front of a in front of a semi truck that looks like it's doing about 70 miles an hour?
[02:44:13] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I'm trying to think of a, you know, a specific thing. You know, that is kinda hard. So I wonder how that would, do to affect the, the winning of a lottery and the path that, you know, you weren't gonna win the power say, the Powerball, and then all of a sudden
[02:45:00] Rich Chelson:
you do what
[02:45:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, something like that. What would what's keeping you from before the last ball comes up, having your having your lottery ticket go through there, dig through all the different balls, and find your numbers, put them all in line.
[02:45:24] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, yeah.
[02:45:28] Bryan Goodwin:
And so, you know Yeah. That would definitely There you go. I got all of those six numbers.
[02:45:35] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That would, I could I could, yeah. That would definitely make me happy. That would definitely be a riot. You know? Because and then the ramifications of that because I did and shouldn't have, what is that going to do as far as the time for everybody else? You know, going into start in the Star Trek, the word that, where you change change your path and then Henry Flattery?
[02:46:36] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm I'm gonna remember something like that.
[02:46:39] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I can't remember exactly how they, did damn it.
[02:46:51] Rich Chelson:
Where
[02:46:54] Duuude-Ron :
they where it should have never happened and because something changed. You know, say if I go back in time and 10 years ago, I go back in time, win the lottery, you know, how would my life be versus how it is now?
[02:47:20] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. But you see that that is the hang that is the hang up. You're you're not able to go back in time. You can only stop time.
[02:47:32] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Okay.
[02:47:36] Bryan Goodwin:
So you can manipulate it. Like I said, you could probably go through, take whatever, lottery balls have come out so far, take them off, and then put the ones that you want up on there.
[02:47:46] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Mhmm.
[02:47:48] Bryan Goodwin:
And no one I don't know. They're And no one would be the wiser.
[02:47:52] Rich Chelson:
Dude, it wouldn't matter because, you know, when those those numbers aren't recorded until after they're done drawing. Well, actually, I don't know. I don't know how they're done. So but, I mean, those numbers are not recorded until after they draw
[02:48:08] Duuude-Ron :
them. So Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[02:48:11] Rich Chelson:
I'm right during the drawing. No one's gonna know any different, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You're right about that.
[02:48:25] Duuude-Ron :
I'm trying to think of You know, going back to what you just said with, Brian having a paddle, getting ready to smack Rich in the ass.
[02:48:44] Rich Chelson:
Dude, that's That that
[02:48:46] Duuude-Ron :
is just that thank you very much, Brian, for sticking that in my head.
[02:48:53] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, you know, y'all y'all are being boring. Come on, man. You got to have fun. Well Hell, like, I would I my what I would end up doing is I would all of a sudden have all the good looking women clothes all of a sudden disappear. That's what I would do. Just poof. You know? They'd be walking along down the street and all of a sudden poof. No clothes. Come on, man. You gotta have fun.
[02:49:21] Rich Chelson:
Would you at least fold them and lay them lay them, you you let, lay the clothes beside them? Well, no.
[02:49:29] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, you just throw them everywhere? I would just I would just Thank you. They would suddenly somehow magically appear in a pile in the middle of the Grand Tetons, which is funny because apparently Teton is actually French for tits. I didn't know that, but until about a couple days ago. But yeah.
[02:49:53] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. I had learned that a long time ago. The, Indians called it the Grand Tetons, and that's yeah. I had learned that. Fuck. I'd learned that back in the nineties when I went up and over the Grand Teton.
[02:50:09] Bryan Goodwin:
I was So, yeah. Yeah. It's, the Grand Tetons are actually technically known as the big t. So
[02:50:18] Duuude-Ron :
and I man, I just learned that tonight.
[02:50:22] Rich Chelson:
Really? Okay. Yeah.
[02:50:26] Duuude-Ron :
Never had a clue.
[02:50:27] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. Grand Tetons, the big titties. Uh-huh.
[02:50:39] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Nope. Didn't know that until tonight.
[02:50:42] Bryan Goodwin:
So but, yeah, that would be my little element of of chaos. It's just all of a sudden all the good and it'd just be the good looking. The feminist, they they they they'd say it's closed and may wind up having a bag on their head for some reason. Hey. You know? You know?
[02:50:58] Rich Chelson:
Is is that is that is that Ray Stevens that sings that song, everything is beautiful?
[02:51:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything is beautiful.
[02:51:08] Rich Chelson:
I wanna sing it. In its own way.
[02:51:11] Duuude-Ron :
I was trying to sing it in my head because I wasn't gonna You know what? Every time Brian sings, every time Brian sings, it hurts my eyeball. A squirrel a squirrel falls out of the tree. Exactly. Yeah. No. It hurts my eyeballs. Good.
[02:51:29] Rich Chelson:
Good. Oh, Lord. But yeah. No. I I mean, dude, boobies are boobies, man. Hell yeah.
[02:51:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Frozen in time or not. Right. It's not like I'm gonna grope them much.
[02:51:47] Rich Chelson:
Yeah, dude. Yeah.
[02:51:49] Duuude-Ron :
Thank you. And what was the name of that movie with Adam Sandler where he had the remote that could stop time or fast forward your time. Click. Okay. There you go. When he was, at his boss. Oh, yeah. And he pauses time and just smacks the shit out of his boss and then starts it over. And his boss is like,
[02:52:18] Bryan Goodwin:
wow. What the fuck? Exactly.
[02:52:26] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I would you know, that I think I could, yeah. That would be hilarious to be able to do. Have a remote, stops time, and just, you know, go and smack. Just knock the shit out of some people and then click it and, you know, what the what their reaction would be. That would be that would be very comical.
[02:52:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, well, yeah. You grab that that paddle that you you stuck in my hand and go around and smack smack everybody on the butt. They wouldn't realize it until you started time up again. All of a sudden, everyone would go.
[02:53:12] Duuude-Ron :
No. I would not take a paddle to their ass. I would take that paddle to the side of their head. You know, it just you know, for why it does that? Whenever somebody I don't know if it happens to you guys. When somebody gets smacked in the fucking head, it just I just fucking laugh. I I don't know about you guys, but when you know, do you say you're watching a YouTube or something or, you know, that comes up on Facebook and somebody gets smacked in the head or smacked in the face with a ball or something like that, man, I just start fucking laughing. I don't know what why that is so fucking funny to me when somebody gets hit in the face with a ball or or something.
Well, I I don't know. Whack I don't know if that makes you guys laugh, but fucking just I roll on the floor.
[02:54:14] Rich Chelson:
You ever watched the whack fuck videos on TikTok?
[02:54:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's play a game
[02:54:22] Duuude-Ron :
of whack fuck.
[02:54:26] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Oh, it's it's that is I mean, that is hilarious. I don't care who you are.
[02:54:34] Duuude-Ron :
You know, have you seen the one where the, grizzly bear gets hit in the nuts with a fucking,
[02:54:42] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. With the budget cord? Yeah.
[02:54:47] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I understand.
[02:54:50] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, man. That's that was just fucking hilarious. How do you take down a 500 pound bear? Get him in the nuts with a bungee cord. Yeah. Especially when he was scratching his back. Yeah. Enjoying himself so much, scratching his back, and then he gets hit in the fucking nuts.
[02:55:17] Rich Chelson:
This is rude, man. I don't care who you go. Fucking rude. I mean, if I'm scratching my back against the tree yeah. No. This is rude.
[02:55:31] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, man. Yeah. That's yeah. Just thinking about that makes me cringe. It's like, ow. Ow. Sucks to be that bear. Exactly.
[02:55:49] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I'm not a, I'm not a bear.
[02:55:57] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Near a bungee cord. Yeah. You got, you know, Brian, you're thinking with, you know, stopping time and what you have described with it. Man, you worry me sometimes.
[02:56:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, man. I we ain't even gotten into the fun stuff yet.
[02:56:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Oh, wow.
[02:56:26] Duuude-Ron :
It it makes me wonder how you can pass a physical.
[02:56:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, there's nothing physical about it. It's all it's all psychological. As long as I can No.
[02:56:35] Duuude-Ron :
No. I'm talking about passing a physical with all the fucking crack you smoke.
[02:56:43] Bryan Goodwin:
Not not not any crack at all. It's it it was, it's, it's speed. Oh, speed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, man. Get it right. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Speed was a pretty crazy crack. You you think I'm a crackhead? It's the blackheads.
[02:57:05] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. You you you make me fucking worry sometimes. I tell you what. I you know, I wish I was that quick on on the draw with jokes and so on like that. You know? But, unfortunately, I'm not. I got a coworker that can come off the cuff of something, like, instantaneously. And I'm standing there looking at him, like, trying to get the gears of my mind to, comprehend what he just said. Man, I wish I was quick like that, but I'm just, you know, slowpoke Rodriguez.
[02:57:54] Bryan Goodwin:
They carry a gun. Okay. I was gonna say, well, at least you carry a big ass gun. So Yeah.
[02:58:00] Duuude-Ron :
With that big ass sombrero that he used to have. Oh, yeah.
[02:58:05] Bryan Goodwin:
No. He had a small one. Had a little bitty, some rather sit on top of his head. Was it? Yeah.
[02:58:14] Duuude-Ron :
Okay.
[02:58:15] Bryan Goodwin:
It it was more point than than it was anything else. Well, I know Speedy had a big one.
[02:58:24] Duuude-Ron :
I thought, Slowpoke had won double the size of what Speedy had.
[02:58:30] Bryan Goodwin:
I'll have to go back and look at that. Well, now it's what I'm doing right now too. It's like, don't see anything here. I can't remember. Oh, good god. I spelled slowpoke, and it's s s s s l o w s l o w. There we go. Hey. Yeah. It was a high peak.
[02:58:50] Rich Chelson:
It it was a small very small brand, but a very tall peak. Yeah. Oh, okay.
[02:58:58] Bryan Goodwin:
I'll go back and look at that. He's the cousin of Speedy.
[02:59:02] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Don't mess with. Yep. Gary, you're gone.
[02:59:09] Bryan Goodwin:
He used to sing. Yeah.
[02:59:18] Duuude-Ron :
God, you know, the things that I have you know, we forget, and then all of a sudden, bam, we get into a conversation about it, and it's like, wow. Right. I remember watching that, and it's like, you know, I'll go to bed tonight and wake up tomorrow and won't even remember half of this conversation, and we'll forget about speedy Gonzales and slowpoke Rodriguez in a heartbeat.
[02:59:51] Bryan Goodwin:
Until you wake up and realize you had a dream that you were slowpoke Rodriguez being chased by being chased by Rich with a paddle.
[03:00:00] Rich Chelson:
No. You got the paddle. I don't.
[03:00:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. But he's sleeping. So, you know, all of a sudden, you know, your brain's gonna mix shit up.
[03:00:09] Rich Chelson:
Well, true. This is true.
[03:00:16] Duuude-Ron :
And you guys.
[03:00:19] Bryan Goodwin:
So, alright. Well, anyhow, so we're coming up on the, on the end of this, fun field action packed trip. So we'll go ahead and we'll, we'll go and start giving, giving our good long, slow kiss good night. So but anyhow so, guys, this, show is a, is a show that is created as a value for value type of of show. And the reason why we chose to do it this way is because, 1, we don't like to to ask y'all for for money. We also don't like to go off and try to to sell stuff and stay, quote, unquote, brand safe because if we say something or do something, you know, like me making the comment about, stopping time and taking all the girls' clothes all the good looking girls' clothes off.
Well, that's sexist. That's misogynistic. Yeah. That's whatever. And that would be I would actually have had to have held that little bit a bit back out of fear that the that the, the sponsors would become offended, and we have to self censor. Thanks to, thanks to the sponsorship model of using advertisement. So as a, as a means to not do that and to be able to keep a fully free speech platform, it's gone to value for value. Now what this means is that what do you think this show is worth? That's it. That's all that's the only question we have to ask. Did you find any value? If you did, what do you consider that value to be? And that's how you can actually share and help us to be able to keep this show going.
You can do so by if you're by using a podcasting 2.0 compliant type of platform, you can get one of those over new podcast apps.com. I believe it's new podcast apps. New podcasting. Let's let's see. Double check here now that I'm saying that. Yeah. New podcast apps.com. And there, you could actually find apps like True Fans and, and and, Podverse, Podcast Guru, Fountain. There are a lot of these different types of apps out there that allow for you for you to be able to, a, listen to the show live when we go when we start, when we go live, you'll get an actual little signal, a little notification on your phone saying, Hey, 2 grumpy vets and a dude went live. You can listen to it now and you can actually listen to the show live as it's being recorded. And there'll be a little few extra things in there that don't happen on the on after the show is recorded because what we'll do is we it'll lock the front and the back and off, and we may do a little bit of cleanup in in between and then post it up.
There might be a little bit of music added here, there, whatever. And so there's just a little bit of there's some changes that are made. So if you wanna hear the show in its raw state, you can listen to it live. You can also see that we have other shows that we recommend to other people. And this is in the form of a pod roll, and this is something else that is great because it's a pod for podcasting 2.0. But the one the the greatest things about that is that the podcasting 2.0 apps have a funding tag. And what this means is that if you want to help us out, you can either, a, send, send over Satoshis or at a, some places are actually using, Noster, element, point, forms of, of, of Satoshi forms of Bitcoin, or you can actually even just send Fiat currency. This is, you know, the little green certificates of appreciation that, that you get at the end of, of a hard day's work.
And you can, send it over via via PayPal. And, and from there, we were able to receive it and apply it to, to hosting fees for the podcast, equipment, things like that, and to help us be able to, able to grow. So there's a lot of different, lot of different forms of value that come. Thanks to Adam Curry and Dave Jones and all the other people who are working tirelessly to develop podcasting 2.0 standards and and all the aspects that it that it involves. Now when it comes to, like, the, the Satoshi stuff, they're actually a little bit of a, of a change going in because the primary supplier or the primary person who was doing the, the wallets for Satoshis didn't want to be a bank, didn't wanna be a a a currency holder because, the US was making rattling their everybody's, cages saying, Hey, you can't be doing this because, you know, and I get it. You don't wanna have, you don't wanna hold on to a whole bunch of people's money because if something happens and you lose a whole bunch of money, well, guess who's responsible for all that money that got lost person who, who they were holding it for.
So it's a, it's a, it's kind of a, of a big deal if you're holding money for other people. But there's a lot of different ways that are coming about. Like I said, there's Noster that's, doing stuff. Fountain is a great app that uses both, the lightning, network, but also Noster. And so there's a lot of stuff that's going on, and all thanks to people who are passionate about doing podcasts, passionate about being able to have songs that are that are able to be to be listened to. And, yeah, there's songs. There's actual music that is being, applied to the podcasting 2 point o. So if there's actually not just songs, but they're looking at books, courses, things like that. There's a lot of different things that are coming down the pipe, thanks to the work that that all the people doing podcasting 2.0 supported stuff is is is actually doing.
So do you can if depending on how you wanna wanna help us help support us, you can you support us not just by money, but you also got time and talent. So if you wanna be able to help us get or create a, a community so that everybody can come together and start talking and thinking of, of ideas and and and things like that, We'd love to have you come, come in and and help us out and help us in whatever way you're able to. If you're a really good at, like, graphic design, maybe you're wanting to spend the time making, making, chapter art or things along, things along those lines. There's different ways of being able to help. You don't have to just give money to be able to help us out. You can you can donate time. You can donate, talents.
Not and and then also you can donate treasure. So anyhow, so guys, that's what we're doing. Now the reason that we also do this is just so that we can show everybody, hey. This is how men men stand around and we like to have a good time. We like to talk. We like to tease. We like to to, to interact with each other in these ways. And, sadly, a lot of the of society doesn't understand why men act the way they do. But this is just how men act. It's not toxic. It's not horrible. It's not terrible. It's normal. It's natural. And guys need this type of interaction for us to be healthy.
Everybody likes to run around talking about mental health. Well, this is what healthy men do. We sit around. We talk. We bullshit. We have fun. We call each other names. We call we we poke fun at each other. And on top of that, we we live a life with other men. And that's what we're doing. And that's the primary objective, reason why I wanted to bring this show up. And it just so happened to be that I like like spending time talking with Rich, and I have a great time sitting around talking with dude. And sometimes you it's real it gets real fun if you can find a way of getting dude wound up, because then all sort he starts making all sorts of little little noises. It's kinda it gets kinda entertaining after a while. And so eventually, we'll get here. We'll get the dude really hit in about 3rd, 4th gear, and and you'll you'll you'll be quite the quite entertained with, with his antics. But at the moment, still, we we we haven't quite found found the the chink in his, in his armor. He has been he stayed quite, quite the, the cool hand loop type of guy. So but don't worry. One day, we're gonna get him. We're gonna we'll find the best way of getting him to just go. Right? And and and let the world see see what, what, hulking, hulking dude looks like. So but, I am. So, guys, with that, I wanna say thanks again for listening. If you have any comments or questions or anything, send them over to us. My email is circle cast, c I r c l e c a s t, circle cast as in, like, how goofy casts a fishing rod. Circle [email protected], and then you can also get ahold of rich@rchelson.
That's [email protected] also. And, if you liked anything that we you heard, thought it was funny, wanted to share it out, Please share it out. Share it with the guys you know. Share it with the guys you don't know. Share it with the guys that you don't like. You might even be able to use this as a means to annoy the annoy your enemy. Would love to just be able to share it. Have people who, who discover the, the show and and like it because we are we are ever so slowly glow growing, but we're, but we are growing nonetheless. We are up into the ride in the statistics, and that is exactly how we wanna be able to go. So, Rich, got anything, parting shots that you'd like to make?
[03:11:08] Rich Chelson:
No. I just like to thank everyone for listening and listening to us ramble and talk about stuff that you probably never heard of or if you had heard of it forgotten about. Yeah. We do this every week, with the exception of holiday weeks. Normally, we, take a pause to, you know, spend time with our loved ones as well. So, but yeah. No. It it it we just love doing this because hanging out with Brian and the dude, yeah, you never know what's gonna come out of any one of our mouths at any time. And that's why you you should be telling your friends to listen and keep coming back and listening every week. Now we probably will piss you off 1 week and then make you pee yourself the next week, you know, but that's how it rolls because, we don't
[03:12:02] Bryan Goodwin:
we don't know what we're gonna talk about. So Right. And not to mention, guys, if you're if if we do piss you off, keep listening because there are there is such things as hate listens. There are a lot of people who listen to a podcast simply because it just pisses them off and it gets them to really gets them really going and stuff. And so, Hey, if we're, if we have the opportunity and the pleasure to do do that for you, we are, we do consider ourselves highly blessed, the ability that we are able to piss you off in that general form and fashion.
[03:12:34] Rich Chelson:
Oh, exactly. And, yeah, we had to be of service in that case. But, you know, if, if we do piss you off and and it's and and you just can't you just can't get over it, please email us, [email protected] atgmail.com. We would really love to hear from you, man. Like, really. You know? You know, if you like us, send us an email. You know, tell us, hey. Y'all are great. Love y'all. You know, we'd be like, oh, you know, heart sign. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. You know? I don't know what we'd do, but we'll do something. But, yeah, just, you know, reach out and say, hey, boo, shit, or howdy. We don't care.
[03:13:25] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm a guy. Yeah. Never heard that statement. That was a new one. Yep. We should have had it. Really?
[03:13:31] Rich Chelson:
Oh my god. I've been saying that for 35 year now.
[03:13:36] Bryan Goodwin:
Good night. Well, it's the first time I was actually listening to you. Alright?
[03:13:40] Rich Chelson:
No. Hey. I better mark that on my calendar. Now yeah. Seriously, send us an email, talk to us, you know, say hey to us or whatnot. You know? Thank you for listening, and, y'all have a beautiful night, you know, and a beautiful week. And we'll we'll be back next week for sure. Yep. What you got, man?
[03:14:05] Duuude-Ron :
You know, I was, you beat me to the punch with the aspect of, you know, if you enjoy the show, please let us know and drop us a line. And, again, that way we can if there's a topic that someone wants to listen to us ramble on about, you know, let us know, and I'm sure we can ramble on. Again, if it makes you happy, mad, sad, or glad, you know, it will, you know, our opinion on what your topic is. And, again, please love to hear you and, hear your comments and, enjoy talking to these 2 gentlemen every week, and letting everybody else share in our conversations.
[03:15:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. Oh, it helps if I have text. We turn my turn my mute off, sitting there just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And it's like, wait a minute.
[03:15:16] Rich Chelson:
Not hearing nothing. Yeah. That's my that's my I've got a little flashing light that I look at, make sure
[03:15:22] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm not using them or not. So but alright. Well, guys, I appreciate y'all, both you you fine gentlemen coming on and listening and talking and sharing and and and and and having a good time here at the show. And I'll tell y'all out there in the, in the audience. Appreciate it also. Thank you again for, for coming in and listening. We'll see y'all next week. So till then. Bye.
[03:15:49] Rich Chelson:
Later.
[03:15:50] Duuude-Ron :
Peace out.
[03:15:52] Bryan Goodwin:
Alright, guys. We'll catch y'all next week. Alright. Alright. Good night. Night.
Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to 2 grumpy vets and a duuude. This is a show that each week allows for 3 friends to get together and live life intentionally. We do this by throwing a little social commentary with our own weird sense of humor and our thoughts together to show folks that living, having weekly conversations is a good way to help each other out, help men become better men. And so now on with the show with Brian, Rich, and the dude.
[00:00:34] Rich Chelson:
Dude, what's going on?
[00:00:37] Duuude-Ron :
Hell are you recording? Recording in progress. What the hell?
[00:00:43] Rich Chelson:
It was letting you know it was recording.
[00:00:46] Duuude-Ron :
I know. I just got a gate to chain.
[00:00:49] Rich Chelson:
Right.
[00:00:52] Duuude-Ron :
Where's Brian here? I'm good at that. You know what? I don't know. Damn. I was not designated to my knowledge anyway, or do I remember, being assigned his babysitter? Now Dude. I could be mistaken. Right. But, no, I think he's at the age that, yeah, we're too late on that.
[00:01:24] Rich Chelson:
You think?
[00:01:26] Duuude-Ron :
Way too late.
[00:01:29] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I didn't. My phone's in the living room. So, you know, if Brian texted me, I don't know.
[00:01:37] Duuude-Ron :
Because I I Well, why don't you why don't you go get your phone?
[00:01:41] Rich Chelson:
Well, I'll go get my phone. Just
[00:01:44] Duuude-Ron :
Thank Why are go get your phone.
[00:01:47] Rich Chelson:
Hold down. I think Okay.
[00:01:50] Duuude-Ron :
Okay.
[00:01:54] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, wow. I'm the last one to show up today.
[00:01:58] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. You are. Richard went or, Rich went to go get his phone to check to see if you hadn't text that, you're gonna be late or if something was going on.
[00:02:14] Bryan Goodwin:
Good grief. It's rarely at 7.
[00:02:17] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Okay. But what time do you guys but you but usually, I'm the last one on here Yeah. At 7 o'clock. So what time do you guys usually jump on? Yeah. Okay. I you know, I'll possibly believe that. You know? But hey. Yeah. You were the last one. Why? Because you were the slacker tonight.
[00:03:04] Bryan Goodwin:
I was getting myself some food so I can so I can while we're talking.
[00:03:11] Duuude-Ron :
Well, you can so you can
[00:03:13] Bryan Goodwin:
Alright. So I can while we're talking. Exactly. Where are you
[00:03:18] Duuude-Ron :
at tonight?
[00:03:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, I'm over in Jolley. So Well Alright. Let's see here. Let's get you hooked up to the, Zoom before. Boink. There we go. Ho ho ho, Jolly.
[00:03:34] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. So if you're in Jolly, you must be Jolly tonight. I'll just be the antagonizer like I always am. How about that?
[00:03:46] Rich Chelson:
That'll work.
[00:03:48] Duuude-Ron :
There we go. And he and he's already gone again. There we go.
[00:03:52] Bryan Goodwin:
I was I was getting myself hooked back up.
[00:03:55] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, okay. So, what do you get to at tonight?
[00:04:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, since I was in in, Emerald last week, and, we didn't get home until Sunday. I didn't get anything bought at over at the grocery store, so I'm eating ramen noodle soup and chips and salsa. Woo hoo. There you go. And I found some good chips and salsa or some good salsa to go with my chips. What? And it's a Walmart brand.
[00:04:36] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, really?
[00:04:37] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. If have you, have you noticed that, Walmart's, brand of better called Better Goods has kinda taken over y'all store? You know?
[00:04:51] Duuude-Ron :
No. I really haven't noticed it. Okay. You know, and it's always been and I can't I'm a freaking airhead tonight. I don't even remember what, Walmart's name brand is. Great value. Great value. Okay. Yes. So they have another
[00:05:13] Bryan Goodwin:
brand. There's another one that's taken over, and it's it's on you'll find better goods on the brand stuff on every freaking aisle. Now I don't know what the difference between the all the stuff is, you know, what makes them different than than great value other than, I guess, people are assume, great value is a, is the cheaper, a cheaper version is the, is the the, oh, what the hell? I'm wanting to say white label. That's not right. Generic is the generic, form of of whatever. Right. Okay. Well, if you go into the salsa aisle, you're gonna see better goods, campfire tomato, salsa, Chunky campfire, campfire's roasted, salsa.
It's a little Okay. It's a little on the spicy side. So if you're not a big fan of spicy, you may not like it. But, oh my god, is it good? And it's got just a a most amazing smoke flavor to it. It's just like, yeah. Yeah. I ate a whole jar of one sitting. So yeah. So I've blown my diet for the night.
[00:06:33] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I see. I can imagine. No. Me me, myself, and I, I stick to the, mild version of anything when it comes to salsa and all that other stuff now, ever since Iraq. And we were within 20 miles when they detonated a, weapons cache that had chemical weapons in it.
[00:07:02] Bryan Goodwin:
So Yeah. And So a little too much pepper spray in the air,
[00:07:06] Duuude-Ron :
But I don't know what well, they never disclosed what chemical weapons they were. As a matter of fact, they, you know, it was one of those things, well, it never happened type issue. So Mhmm. So nothing can be proven as far as ailments, you know, for, like,
[00:07:31] Bryan Goodwin:
VA or anything like that. Yeah. Oh, no. We can't say there was no there was no agent orange in this. Uh-uh. No. No. No. No. No. We we didn't blow anything up. I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:07:44] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. But, yeah. Ever since then, no, my no. I don't do very well with any any hot hot sauce, Tabasco, none of that. Absolutely. No.
[00:08:04] Bryan Goodwin:
You know, that almost that gets me to wonder, you know, if you know, we're not supposed to be recording, you know, stuff like that. But it gets me to wondering if they start blowing stuff up from now on, should the soldiers all have their phone out recording and having proof that, yeah, we blew something up. We don't know what the hell was in there, but we blew something up for the as a CYA down the road because, you know, stuff like that.
[00:08:37] Duuude-Ron :
You know, it there it's all gonna come down to prove it.
[00:08:41] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay? Well, that's why you have videos. It's like Right. There's a video of me and everybody else in the platoon, and right there is something that that goes kaplowing, you know?
[00:08:52] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. And yeah, I won't I won't even get into the argument of that because anymore, it's not really worth arguing over because it's nothing that I'm gonna be able to, you know, resolve. Right. But that's alright. So
[00:09:12] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Well, of course, at the same time, I'm sure they would, the the higher ups would go, yeah. We blew up a bunch of s'mores because the guys were being assholes and they wouldn't listen to us. So we took away their s'mores and blew it up in front of them. And they're just mad.
[00:09:29] Duuude-Ron :
Well, that's a new concept to,
[00:09:34] Bryan Goodwin:
Plausible deniability. You know?
[00:09:36] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, of course. Yeah. Of course. Plausible deniability. You guys gotta love that phrase. And and it's what it's all about. But, you know, it is what it is. Yep.
[00:09:52] Bryan Goodwin:
So so what have you been doing today, dude?
[00:09:58] Duuude-Ron :
I'm just dealing with the, well, I had to turn my last truck in because from the accident, when I got sideswiped, we got it back, but it was the the mirror that they the new mirror that they put on.
[00:10:20] Bryan Goodwin:
Uh-huh.
[00:10:21] Duuude-Ron :
It was not doing it. The, switch would not move the mirror around.
[00:10:27] Bryan Goodwin:
Ah.
[00:10:27] Duuude-Ron :
The temperature gauge or for the ambient temperature is within the mirror itself. So, yeah, it was throwing all kinds of codes. It wouldn't let the, the check engine light you know, when you initially turn over the power on a semi, you get the yellow engine until the, glow plugs heat up enough to be able to fire the engine over. Well, that was, for whatever reason, that was getting codes thrown, for that because of the mirror. So and we had to get graphics put back on it from the, repairs. So we were waiting for those to come in. They came in last week. So we dropped it off and, let's see. I was so went up to Elmont. It was 54 miles one way, so we had to take it up there.
And then my boss brought me back, did my route. And then once I got back and I was unloading my truck from today, he gets a call from that place and says, well, the vehicle's done. So I guess they got the mirror replaced or they did something. And, so now the truck is ready to be picked up again. And my boss says, you know what? If I would've known it was gonna be that quick, I would've just had you fucking stay up there. I'm like Hell, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That would've just, that would've drove me absolutely bonkers to sit around for 8 hours.
And I know I'm getting paid. You know? We it's a running joke that, you know, like, when I went up to Grand Prairie on Tuesday, there was 3 vehicles in front of me that needed to get downloaded and counted in. So I'm looking at this. I'm like, man, I'm gonna be here for a good freaking hour. And then one of the other shuttle drivers out at Grand Prairie is like, well, you get paid by the hour. I'm like, yeah. I realize I get paid by the hour. Been paid by the hour. There's these guys for the last yeah. For the last 14 years, I understand that.
But you don't understand that me sitting around fucking just upsets my apple cart.
[00:13:19] Bryan Goodwin:
You got a bad case of itchy Pete.
[00:13:22] Duuude-Ron :
Well, I just don't like at work. I'd, let's get this shit moving and get it done. But see, with my previous with being in a quick reactionary force in the military, everything had a very high priority to it. And you're always well, and the army was always hurry up and wait anyway. But when you were, tasked with a mission, you get the shit done. And Oh, hell yeah. This is just like, you know, nobody seems to be in a rush. Nobody seems to, you know, wanna get shit accomplished, but, you know, and that leaves me sitting behind in 3 vehicles and what it took them 45 minutes before I was able to get up to where, I could get unloaded.
[00:14:22] Bryan Goodwin:
So Oh, it's not bad. Hell, I was hearing hearing, 3 trucks ahead of you. I was like going, oh, there's 3 hours wasted. Now you're just sitting there for 45. Oh, heck, man. Boy, flatbed would drive you up the wall then.
[00:14:43] Duuude-Ron :
I'm sure you know what? I have no doubt in my mind that it would. Because with, you know, like everybody, 1st come, 1st serve. And, of course, you know, loading Sheetrock or loading up, OSB, you know, they're in no hurry
[00:15:04] Bryan Goodwin:
No. No. I mean, that takes it it you go over, like, over to Duke, especially there's been times that I've sat there for 4 hours waiting to, you know, for them to decide to get loaded because there's been one time where there was, oh, what was it? Twite. 27 trucks waiting to get loaded for whatever reason. They everybody in the world just showed up all at once. And so I got there about 8 in the morning and there was already a shit ton of people there and waited at at 10 o'clock. They take a fucking break. Alright. And it's and it's a ghost town. When they take a break, it's you don't see the lone, you know, forklift driver who's out there just kinda still doing some stuff.
Everybody's gone. It's like union rules or something. It's 10 o'clock. They're gone for about 30 minutes. And then so Yeah. You're sitting there and you're like going, goddamn. What's taking so long? And then, you know, after after about 30 minutes or so, all of a sudden, you start seeing it's they open the gates and here comes everybody and they're all the forklifts zooming around, picking the things up, and you start seeing trucks pulling in and more bolt backing up. Well, they got probably about, I don't know, probably about majority of them. I don't even know how many there were done. And I was just about ready to go. And then, or no, no, actually I got it backed in there and boom lunchtime hit.
And so that was an hour, hour 15 before they ever got started. So there was 8, 9, you know, that's up to 12 hour you know, 4 hours right there. And then, you know, at about 1 o'clock, all of a sudden, boop. Alright. Everybody's there. Then they threw everything on, got loaded. I was done within you know, once I felt the, the first load land on my on on the trailer, it was you know, we were they were done. They were tossed through all the straps, and luckily, I didn't have to be tardy because I had a Conestoga. But, but, yeah, they threw straps and and got those all on and and stuff and told me it was good to go. I was like, guys, come on. You've gotta work on our, on our on our system a little bit here. You know, this is this is taking way too long.
[00:17:31] Duuude-Ron :
You know, you would think, okay, half the the loaders take their break at 9:45. Right. And the other half And then the other half takes it at 10:15.
[00:17:48] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. That would be that would make sense.
[00:17:51] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That would yeah. That would make sense. That would make a lot of sense.
[00:17:55] Bryan Goodwin:
But, nope, it is. Everybody's gone out of there. I mean, that's just one of those things where it's just yeah. The you'll be there for some most of the time, I'm there for about 2 hours. And it's just, because you've got, got somebody ahead of you, you get yourself backed in there, and they get you get you all loaded, and they depending on which set of doors you get backed into. You know, it's you got 1, 2, 3, 4, and then you got 5, 6, and 7. Alright? So there's 7 doors you could actually back into, and it kinda depends on what it is you're getting loaded as to which whether you're going to 5, 6, and 7, or 1, 2, 3, or 4.
[00:18:37] Duuude-Ron :
Right.
[00:18:39] Bryan Goodwin:
And so, yeah, there's times where we'll you know? And when you get backed into 1, it's so if I backed into 1, they're working on 2 because one just pulled out. So door 1 pulled out. I backed in there. They're working on door 2. Once they get door 2 taken care of and the guys are starting to tarp, they're working on they're starting to load door 3. Right. And so and they just kinda follow each other around in that in that loop. So you get to sit there and watch them boom boom boom boom boom. Alright. Now we're hitting me. So Yeah.
And then you get over to places like, kowtow Materials. And there's some places kowtow Materials where they're really fast, and, yeah, I'm gonna call out one of the one of the companies we deliver to, but they are often known for not being in a big hurry to unload you. There may be 1, 2 other people ahead of you, and it will still take 3 hours for them to decide, okay. We're gonna get you unloaded. And it's not because, because what I've figured I've heard people talk about it, and I figured, oh, yeah. Okay. Well, that's that that makes sense because I would, you know, I would take care of the customers first. If I was if I was on the yard, I'd be taking care of the customers and then the the trucks that are coming in.
Because the customers are the ones who pay the money so that I could pay for the, pay for the loads that are coming in. This is just kinda my line of thinking. Yeah. And there have been times no. I haven't seen diddly squad of anybody pull in to get loaded. It's just they would come along, they'd grab a couple of loads and drive off, and then they you wouldn't see them for about 15, 20 minutes, and they'd get here come again. They'd pick up another bunch and, you know, just slow slow actions. And so yeah. Yeah. I would say I would say you would definitely be, pulling your hair out. You were, you were flatbed.
And I've heard stories of people who you get over to, like, pipe yards and stuff, and there's times they they may not get unload you for 8 hours because they may not may not need you right then and there.
[00:21:03] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. And now you're strewn with somebody's livelihood just because you don't wanna do your job. You know, then why did you ever even order, you know, the material? I know it may be a weekly delivery and that's just the way the rotation goes. But, you know, you're screwing around with somebody's livelihood.
[00:21:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Several times. Yeah.
[00:21:32] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. So you know that, no, ain't gonna do that. And, one of the guys that used to work at one of our retail stores was let go because of a safety incident. And he said he now, drives 1 of the rock crawlers, you know, the the bottom dump.
[00:21:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Rock trucks. Rock crawlers. Yeah.
[00:21:58] Duuude-Ron :
And the co I I have no idea who he works for, but, they get paid by either the ton or the load. Right. And so but they don't get any there's they don't get paid any vacation time. They don't get paid any sick time. So if you ain't working, you ain't getting paid. Well, and that's That's the way it is here too. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of companies are like that, smaller ones. And so he's out there, as he says, hustling, to, you know, get download whatever whatever he's hauling, get back get loaded back up. So, you know Oh, yeah. Because that next that next load, well, you know, that might be $100.
Well, like, you know what? I could not I couldn't live like that.
[00:23:02] Bryan Goodwin:
And I I mean, ours is ours is by the load, and the loads vary by, you know so, like, go pick it up from Duke, go into, Tyler. You're gonna get about 250 275 a load. Okay. And then there's some places, like, if you go to like, shingles. Shingles for whatever reason are just stupidly cheap. Really? Oh god. Yeah. Oh, wow. To haul? I mean, and it because you go, you get loaded. We make about the driver, the our, ourselves, we make about a $150. And that's going from, like, Dallas up to Oklahoma cities or or and Dallas to Amarillo. They're all average about a $150. Wow.
But it you know? And then we had some really good loads there for a long while that we haven't we haven't gotten in a in a long bid, and I think it's because we've we've come to the conclusion that they're getting them railroaded in. But, we used to go all the way over to Fort Dyes, Arkansas and and pick up OSB out of there. And those were good loads because you'd you'd go get finished to be 350 about $350 for a load. And, I mean, you get 3 of those, and, you know, you got yourself 3 they're all actually, you could do about 3 3 laps. And so with with everything, you would walk off at the end of the week with about $1200 after taxes.
[00:24:53] Duuude-Ron :
No. I guess I'll just stick with my, my gig. Yeah. Because there are some days that I'm not in the truck. I don't have a route. You know? So I'm there at the plant. And, like, today, I had to take the our my old truck back up to the place that did the work for you know? And then come back and then go up to Waco, do my route, come back, and I've already unloaded and reloaded my truck for tomorrow's route. I'm just waiting on well, we got some cylinders back from Grand Prairie that have to go on my pallet to go up to Annis, and then I'm waiting on a couple of VGLs to be filled tomorrow because they're medicals, and they do them the same day.
So, you know, that's all I'm waiting on to get me on the road. So it may be yeah. Hopefully, it'll be 8, 9 hour day tomorrow.
[00:26:01] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah.
[00:26:03] Duuude-Ron :
So, we'll see when I get to end as of how much I get to, play around with that stuff because, yeah, they yeah. It's just it's just fun to go to go to some of our stores. It is just wow. Yeah. And I understand people being on vacation, but it's like, well, you need to manage your time because I'm already telling you when I'm going to be there. If you get you know, you got plenty of time to backwards plan and, like, one way for tomorrow is 2 and a half hours. So when I call them, yo, you got 2 and a half hours to get everything done. I understand you got customers coming in, blase blase, but you know what? I'm your customer as well.
Yeah. You need to get Right. You you need to get my load ready. So and yesterday no. Yeah. Yesterday yeah. They weren't even close to being ready. But going back to what the other driver up in Grand Prairie says, well, you get paid by the hour. You get paid by the hour? Heck yeah, man.
[00:27:25] Bryan Goodwin:
You're right. I do get paid by the hour. But look at the look at things look kinda funny.
[00:27:31] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. You're right. I do get paid by the hour. However, it's like you're wasting my time, people. And I and I always give them a hand if it's replacing labels or, you know, doing the count. Because if I do the count, I know for a day well, I always verify the count that they did by the actual cylinders that are on the pallets. I'll verify that. And then when they make my tickets, I will verify the count that I counted to the tickets. So, you know, I try to be 100% accurate all the time. You know? Once in a great blue moon, I might miss a couple things, but, you know, for I take a lot of pride in being able to have a 100% accuracy when it comes to my loads.
[00:28:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Right.
[00:28:32] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. Had a 100% accuracy today. But when I got up there where I went to today, well, I had to make changes to their count because they didn't count. 100%. They were not 100%. So and I have bifocals, so I, you know, asked the associate, do you do you need my glasses? They're bifocals.
[00:28:59] Bryan Goodwin:
You get some it helps you see near and far.
[00:29:02] Duuude-Ron :
That's right. And he's like, nah. I'm good. That was his response. So it's like, well, no. You're not because the count was off. So, yeah, it's just
[00:29:24] Rich Chelson:
but
[00:29:25] Bryan Goodwin:
that was my day today. Alright.
[00:29:28] Duuude-Ron :
And tomorrow is supposed to it's supposed to get down to the weatherman said yesterday on the radio, we were supposed to be at a low of 34 tomorrow. That's been changed. So a low of 41 tomorrow morning, 80% chance of rain.
[00:29:48] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. How much? Do what? How much of a chance of rain? 80%. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Don't tell me that.
[00:30:02] Duuude-Ron :
In in my area. Yeah. Motherfucker.
[00:30:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. My god. Really? No? Okay. No. Who else? It's Joey. Never mind. Never mind. I'll open and look at,
[00:30:12] Duuude-Ron :
where's Dallas? Where it's all Dallas is where it's always been, right next to Fort Worth and Grand Prairie. And God only knows, however, many towns that are all wrapped up in DFW. Let's see here.
[00:30:33] Bryan Goodwin:
Let's see what the Brook Hall Golf Club says. Say right there. 10 day. Okay. Okay. Whew. At least Dallas itself is saying that it's still saying mostly sunny. Saturday is when we get a 70% chance of rain. Goddamn it, dude. You scared me because I am untarped. Like, I'm What are you hauling though? I'm I'm carrying, plasterboard, which is a lot like drywall. I mean, it's got gypsum in it like drywall does, except that they add a and when I say a shit, I I mean, a shit ton of, fiberglass to the damn thing. So it's really thick or not thick, but it's really dense and heavy. And, and it it doesn't bend quite as easily and stuff.
And granted the place that I'm taking it to, I always see them setting the dry the plasterboard outside. They've got it stacked up outside, but at the same time, I don't wanna show I don't wanna drive up in a in a rainstorm, with an untarped because then if it's if it's damaged in any way, then we have to eat it. And the company Right. Basically has if you if you're the one who ended up fucking it up, you get to buy it. Congratulations. You bought yourself a load of a load of, of of unusable drywall. That would suck. Yep. I've all I so far, I've only had to buy shit, 6 bundles.
You know, the the 2 the double, you know, you have the 2 pieces of of drywall that are that are kinda, papered together. Yeah. Yeah. That they they they consider that one bundle. So I've only had to buy 6 of those at once, and that was just because when I first started, I was heading, heading up into the wind. We had about 35, 40 mile an hour winds, and I didn't make the request because I didn't realize that you had to because, didn't know I had to I I was able to make the request of what they I'm doing what they call pyramid and the load, which is they'll stat they'll take, bun packs of of of sheet rock, and they'll be, you know, like, a stack of, say, like, 10. I don't I forget exactly how many is in in each one.
And then they'll put a set of slooters, and they'll put another stack of of, of drywall on top of that. Well Yeah. They're 4 foot wide, so you could put 2 side by side on the, on the Yeah. On the on the bed. So you got them 2 Right. Yeah. 2 wide. The problem that you run into is if you have, like half inch board and you're going with the wind, the wind, the, the Venturi effect of that causes planes to fly and stuff. You know, the wind flies are going across the surface faster than what's going underneath it will cause there to be a lighter level. So the the board actually will lift off of the rest of the the top bundle will lift off.
And a lot of times, it kinda just is floating there, and they'll they'll kind of interlace with each other, like, like shuffling cards. Yeah. And that's what happened with me on here, except I had one that laced over. And because they were laced over enough, they started flicking chunks of of sheet rock off. Oh, okay. And so that damaged one, which allowed enough air to get under the second one, and it started damaging the the the second path, Dale. And so the third bundle down below, all of a sudden, it was start starting to flex its deflect it all, to pieces also. And I stopped, and pulled over because I was noticing all of a sudden, my my front strap was starting to get loose. It was starting to flap a little bit. And I was like, well, now that's not normal because most of the time when you tighten it down, it stays tight. It's not it doesn't you don't have much shifting with with drywall.
And I went and looked at it. I was like, oh, yeah. This this gotten loose. And I looked up, and I was like, oh, that doesn't look right. Because you could see one had slid over a little bit and and stuff, and so I climbed up there. I was gonna shove it over back into line, and that's when I saw how much damage had actually been been, been done.
[00:35:25] Duuude-Ron :
I saw a smile.
[00:35:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Shit. So I had to call the boss up, and he's like, alright. Well, that's fine. We'll find out how much they charge per, per sheet. You get to buy them. So yeah. Yeah. Three bundles of 6 of 6 sheets. So I was like, damn it. Yeah. So basically, you lost what? Half your pay for that load? No. No. No. No. Sheetrock. I mean, it's you buy it. It's what? Like, I I hell, I haven't looked at looked at prices here recently. I'm sure they're a lot higher than what they used to be, but I'm trying to remember. Let's see here.
[00:36:03] Duuude-Ron :
You know, and I do the I do the same thing with you that you do is I will every every load that I haul is pyramid.
[00:36:14] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. Then that's why I figured is start loading pyramids.
[00:36:19] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Because I'll load the small medicals up front and then, you know, flammables in the back and then, you know, smaller cylinders on the outside. And then when it gets to the bigger cylinders and the cradles, they go in the center of the trailer. So that's just the way that I was taught, and I have never had a problem whatsoever with, you know, having them pyramided. And let's see. Been driving for 5 years. I've been stopped for roadside inspection 6 times now. Man, nobody's ever mentioned that, you know, about my load.
Right. They've gone they've gone up on the on the, up on my trailer and looked at, you know, labels. I got one DPS. Every time he pulls me over, he gets up on top of the trailer. Yeah. Which is which is fine, you know. If I was to ever say, no, you can't do that, it's like, okay. Well, let's just see what I can find.
[00:37:35] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. And they, you know, and they will look until they find They'll they'll they'll they'll find something that that they can nail nail you on. So but, yeah, right as of right now, Sheetrock is $14 a a sheet. So Oh, okay. 14 times 6. I mean, there you go. So
[00:37:55] Duuude-Ron :
So back then, it was probably $10 a sheet for those Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would say at at the most, yeah. It's been
[00:38:02] Bryan Goodwin:
about at the most, probably 10. So Okay. Yeah. So Wasn't wasn't horrendous, but it it was enough to go, ow. Damn it. Mhmm. And that that's that was a that was a good meal right there.
[00:38:18] Duuude-Ron :
A really good meal.
[00:38:22] Bryan Goodwin:
So so, Rich, what are you up to, man? I had no dot hair of you so far.
[00:38:30] Rich Chelson:
Well, y'all just been going away. I figured I'd just let y'all go on. Nah. I ain't been doing nothing. It'd been raining today, so I didn't get to work on my antenna I talked about last Deb, burn it? Right. So I rent presents, and I'm gonna take them down to the, UPS store and ship them tomorrow.
[00:38:54] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. But yeah. It's So what'd you get me? What'd you get me? What'd you get me?
[00:39:01] Rich Chelson:
What I get you? Yeah. I'm just have to wait and see.
[00:39:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Damn it.
[00:39:09] Duuude-Ron :
He's gonna blow you a kiss from, from his 4th point of contact.
[00:39:13] Bryan Goodwin:
From his 4th point.
[00:39:20] Rich Chelson:
I forwarded earlier. Good God. That motherfucker was rude. Oh Lord have mercy. Yeah. That, that, that one snuck up on me even.
[00:39:33] Bryan Goodwin:
That's a jambalaya right there.
[00:39:36] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're fucking damn sure let me know, man. I was like, good. My god. Yeah. No. It was it was 63 degrees when I got up this morning.
[00:39:48] Bryan Goodwin:
When I was light?
[00:39:50] Rich Chelson:
Then have yeah. Oh, yeah. Real nice. Let's see. It's 52 right now. It's been dropping all fucking day.
[00:39:59] Duuude-Ron :
Yep.
[00:40:00] Rich Chelson:
Yes. Oh, the low the low is supposed to be 35 tonight.
[00:40:06] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. It's supposed to be 41, and the high is 48 for tomorrow.
[00:40:13] Rich Chelson:
Oh, shit. You Yeah. What? The the whole the high for me is supposed to be 56.
[00:40:24] Bryan Goodwin:
So pay stub. Okay. And all that, I will still be in shorts.
[00:40:30] Rich Chelson:
You're out of your damn mind, Brian.
[00:40:33] Bryan Goodwin:
No. No. Actually, I'm just out of pants.
[00:40:37] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Don't think I needed to know that information, but thank you.
[00:40:43] Bryan Goodwin:
But no. Yeah. Honestly, one the reason why I don't wear don't wear long pants in the wintertime I mean, one besides I'm a fat guy who has, who when I wear pants, my ass is big enough that it it anytime I bend over, it pulls my britches down.
[00:41:09] Duuude-Ron :
And so So you have plumber's crack. I have plumber's ass. It
[00:41:14] Bryan Goodwin:
it's not even just a crack. It's it's the whole ass. If I if I don't, I'm I'm perpetually having to pull my pants up. So I I have to wear a belt. The problem with the belt is, though, is when I'm sitting, it feels like that damn belt is gonna cut me in 2.
[00:41:30] Rich Chelson:
Yep.
[00:41:31] Bryan Goodwin:
I know the feeling. And so it's like some of do I do I look like a pervert and climb out of the truck with the belt undone, you know, and flopping around? Yeah. Or or or do I just wear shorts? And I would rather just wear shorts because, yeah, it's cold that, you know, around well, it gets cold. It starts getting cold around, you know, 45 degrees if the wind's not blowing. If the wind's blowing, then, you know, anywhere in the forties gets pretty damn chilly. Yeah. But the the discomfort that I have is easily upset with the knowledge that the cab of the truck is nice and warm.
Not to mention, I like having one, I like having the cab of the truck colder because I sleep better at night. Right. It kicks in my hibernation, you know, circuitry, and I'm just, you know, I'm out cold. And so I can there's a lot of times that I will I will pull my my sleeping bag down. I'll if I know that it's gonna even if it's gonna freeze, I'll leave the I'll leave the truck turned off, and I'll just crawl underneath the just throw the the sling bag over me. And if I get too hot, I just eject whichever limb I, you know, needs to be ejected to cool off, to stay stay temperate, And and I'm good, but I can get outside. And yeah.
And a lot of people talk about the about the cold, you know, being uncomfortable. Well, it's like, well, yeah. Okay. It's cold. But why does it fit why does 40 degree air blowing across your skin feel colder in the wintertime than it does during the summertime? We actually purposely stand in front of 40 degree wet, 40 degree air in the summertime.
[00:43:39] Rich Chelson:
Or colder air. Yeah.
[00:43:42] Bryan Goodwin:
And the reason why is because one of how we're thinking about it. 2, we're actually designed to be able to withstand, you know, sub freezing temperatures. I mean, our our ancestors used to walk around in the snow barefooted.
[00:43:57] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.
[00:44:00] Bryan Goodwin:
And the reason the way that we were able to do that is because we have something something called brown adipose tissue. That is it is a a special type of fat that, most of most of us carry a little deposit of it between our shoulder blades, and that's actually used to regulate our our body temperature. And so you can you can actually you you can't quite I don't I'm not a Wim Hof where I think you could control it. You know, you can turn it on and and and, you know, be I I I think he is trained. He's able to train a person to withstand the the cold.
But at the same time, I don't think that it's, you know, he's magically able to activate his brown adipose tissue and and and stuff like that. But I don't know if do you know who Wim Hof is at all? No. No? Okay. I think he's Norwegian, but, he is he's known as the ice man. He's he's and, there is a, there's a book that well, there's several books about him, but one book that I've I've come across and I really like was called, What Doesn't Kill Us. And it's about this reporter who, came across Wim Hof and his means of being able to, get people to be able to withstand the cold. He said most of the people who are who talk about the pain of being cold, that is from the, from the, their, the muscles in the skin or just underneath the skin.
Can the ones that are there there's some that are contracting that are trying to squeeze as much blood out of the hand, out of the extremities so that it can be closer to the to the internal organs so the internal organs survive. But also, your your skin tries to constrict also. And so there's actually a you're when you're when you're cold and your hands and and arms and skin hurt, that's actually because you're those, you've got 2 opposing muscles that are pulling apart from each other, trying to do their job. And so that's where the pain comes from and you can actually, and that is something I've done when I, even when I was in, in high school, I discovered that, you know, if you, if you relax yourself when you're in cold weather, you won't shiver.
If you tense up, all of a sudden you're gonna start shaking and you're gonna start shivering and you're going to, and you're gonna get cold faster. Yeah. But if you relax and accept the fact that, yeah, you got, it's gonna be cold. I mean, hell, I used to walk, walk from the house to the high school in snowstorms with wet hair in shorts. And that was normal for most of my most of my class. So we had all we were all just wearing shorts. We were one of the first, 1st, classes, in SunRite to be able to be allowed to actually wear shorts at school. Before then, it was all matter whether it was a 1,000 degrees outside or, you know, minus a 100, you had to wear pants.
And somewhere along the way, they were like, okay. Fine. Y'all can wear shorts. And so we're like, alright. Bye, damn. We're gonna take full advantage of it. And so whether it was hot or cold, most of us were walking around in denim shorts. But so but what I got you get used to the to the now if I my my core gets cold or my toes get cold, Then Katie bar the door. I'm done. I'm I'm gonna shiver and and shake and and and and all that until I find some way of being able to heat myself up. A lot of times that means I have to, you know, almost actually just immerse myself in as hot a water as my skin can stand and be that way until I start sweating.
[00:48:43] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Well, see, when you when you told me that you went to high school in shorts and wet hair in the wintertime and freezing, well, we already know that's your problem
[00:48:57] Bryan Goodwin:
of the way you are now. I I got I got frostbite of the of the brain.
[00:49:02] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. And with you having frostbite of the brain, yeah, You're an idiot. You are a freaking idiot.
[00:49:15] Bryan Goodwin:
1 on the planet's side of the son of a viable dumbass.
[00:49:21] Duuude-Ron :
Why? Yes. You are. I am. And, you know, and when it gets cold, it doesn't matter. My fucking it it ain't happening. Gonna have pants on. Yeah. Ain't doing the shorts, and I can't do wet hair anyway because, you know, hell, I wash my hair with a Yours drys really quick, though.
[00:49:44] Bryan Goodwin:
It does. And then, you know, I can't wash my hair. You get your hair wet. You just walk into the to the living room, and, you know, the evaporation will will take the take that hair that hair dry right on out.
[00:49:58] Duuude-Ron :
Pretty much. Off 4 hairs. Yep. My factor is is, you know, I can wash my hair with the washcloth.
[00:50:08] Bryan Goodwin:
You can wash your body and your hair and not even have to change the scrubby.
[00:50:13] Duuude-Ron :
That's right. That is absolutely correct.
[00:50:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Question I do have is whenever you're shaving your face, how how far up do you have to go?
[00:50:26] Duuude-Ron :
What do you mean?
[00:50:29] Bryan Goodwin:
Wait. You know, if you shave your face, how how up do you have to go to be able to, you know, shave your head?
[00:50:36] Duuude-Ron :
To to my shoulder blades. Yeah. That's how that's how far up I shaved my face
[00:50:43] Bryan Goodwin:
to my shoulder blade. All the way to the shoulder blade. Just Yeah. Down the back of neck.
[00:50:49] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That's right. Yep. Yeah, buddy. But, you know, I don't have to pay, what, What's a haircut these days? 30 $40. Bucks. Yeah. Yeah. 30, $40? No. No. Because I can buy a pack of razors and, you know, that allows me good well, a hell of a lot less than that.
[00:51:19] Bryan Goodwin:
But Well, if you buy if you buy a razor in with, you know, a a replacement razor handle, Yeah. Yeah. You can get it for $8. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:51:28] Rich Chelson:
But
[00:51:29] Duuude-Ron :
with that said, you know, I might get 3 3 months out of that pack of 5 razors where yeah. I'm good.
[00:51:41] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. And I only So you're you're someone again, it sounds a lot like you're a lot like me. I can take a pack of a 3 pack of razors. And a lot of people would look at that, and you hear people talk, they're like going, oh, yeah. You need to change a razor about once every week or so. I'm like, the hell you say? You let that thing go until it's, you know, it's not cutting my hair anymore.
[00:52:11] Duuude-Ron :
Thank you.
[00:52:13] Bryan Goodwin:
Yes. Very much so. So, yo, I don't use a damn razor for a month and a half, 2 months sometime. I'm just like whenever I was using a razor, actually. Let me preface that since I don't do much shaving anymore. So
[00:52:28] Rich Chelson:
But, let me explain something, gentlemen. For me, 2, maybe 3 times, and I dull a razor. It don't cut no more after about 3 times.
[00:52:41] Duuude-Ron :
Really?
[00:52:43] Rich Chelson:
Yes. Really. I can get I can get 2 safely. If I go 3, I might get 3, but I'm gonna fucking work at it. And Mhmm. The 4th time yeah. No. I'm just I'm just, yeah, bleeding.
[00:52:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Are you, with the grain or against the grain type of person?
[00:53:04] Rich Chelson:
I'd go both ways.
[00:53:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. I'm mostly against the Yeah. I was
[00:53:10] Duuude-Ron :
that was a little bit more information than we needed to know, Rich. You go both ways. Yeah. Okay.
[00:53:17] Rich Chelson:
No. No. Well, you've heard him do that. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. So now that's that's dumb. I was just explaining what what a dog does. How a dog does it. I I can't do it as good as dog, Kent. Yeah. No. No. Seriously for me. Yeah. I I I have found 2 times and throw it away and just let it be. Because, yeah. I've I've tried, like, y'all to go, you know, longer and, you know, save money and stuff like that. Oh, hell no.
[00:54:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Add that and then never have a don't know. Maybe maybe I I've just got a soft, luxurious beard.
[00:54:15] Rich Chelson:
Oh god, Brian. You killed me, dude.
[00:54:18] Bryan Goodwin:
So that's why it why it accepts razors so easily. So
[00:54:25] Duuude-Ron :
Well, you know, here here's the thing. You have a beard, mustache,
[00:54:30] Bryan Goodwin:
and a head of hair. What the hell are you shaving? Your ass? Well, no. Actually, the times that I do shave, and it's not all the time. Actually, it's time for me to start shaving and get it again. But I my beard actually grows down onto my neck. And so I actually am shaving my my neck just because I don't like the way that it looks if I don't.
[00:54:56] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, yeah. Okay. I gotcha.
[00:54:58] Bryan Goodwin:
So not to mention, I am not one I'm not a damn neck bea- neck beard type of person. So those guys bug the shit out of me. Fucking neck beards. So
[00:55:11] Rich Chelson:
Well, I just haven't shaved in about, oh, I don't know, 2, 3 weeks. I did I I I did knock the long stuff off couple weeks ago, but need to do it again. I just I just haven't felt like shaving, to be honest with you. Well, nothing wrong with that. It's wintertime, man.
[00:55:29] Bryan Goodwin:
I used to I used to grow grow out, the facial hair on the, on the first night that we had a freeze. That would be the night that I would stop shaving, and then I would just grow it until the 1st day of spring. And then shave it all off and want listen to the kids laugh at me because I looked funny again all of a sudden. But but it's it then, after I jumped over here in with Updegirl, I was like, you know what? Let's try just growing a beard out, man. I grew it out and realized quickly that, like the rest of my hair, it doesn't grow in one particular direction. So it starts fanning out on, the longer it gets. So it starts looking really I can't stand the guys that have the hair, the the beard that goes straight straight out from their temples.
So it's like they've got this, you know, this reversed, you know, halo going on their going on their chin. You know, it's got this beard and it's just all just straight hair from the, from the ears out and around. It's just this round looking thing. Can't stand that. And I've gotten around to where I'm, give me a BG style beard, the seventies style power beard. Just make it a little bit longer. And that's essentially what I've done. It's, you know, it's about finger length on my, from my chin. So once it starts getting a little unruly, I'll just take an, like, a a a 4 millimeter, guard on on, on the I use my the old dog clippers.
And I'll I'll just set put a put a 4 millimeter guard on it and just, yeah, and I'll go through and and knock any excess off and, you know, also take off the, the hair growing on the on the neck and run the razor over it a few times till outside. Yeah. Never mind. It's not worth trying to ray razor it anymore and and, let it all grow back, and it's been the cycle of life for the past 4 years.
[00:57:41] Duuude-Ron :
Alrighty
[00:57:42] Bryan Goodwin:
then. So and then I'm I'm and I'm actually getting to the point where I'm like, should I really fuck with my great dane and take my beard completely off and see if she recognizes me? Because you see those videos, they be
[00:57:58] Duuude-Ron :
that would be really interesting if she didn't and then bit you on the ass.
[00:58:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I know she I don't think I don't see her bite bite me so much. I know that Watson would turn would tuck what little tail he doesn't have and run for the hills. Mhmm. Because he's just a fucking coward, and it's hilarious. You make a make a loud noise, and he's he all he shrinks up and goes scurrying away. So so it's so I know we I know coward, and he loves to sound like he's big big and bad whenever we're out walking walking the streets. But most of the time, he is just, you know, if you if you, if he had a chance to be with another dog that he doesn't know, he would be right behind me. He'd be like, oh, shit, man. Dogs gonna eat me.
Rain, she she had bark, is all she would do. She may not let me come near her for a little bit, but I don't know. Again, I haven't she's only known me with the beard. So to take the beard off, I would definitely have to film it. So
[00:59:11] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, yeah. That would probably be really interesting to see her reaction.
[00:59:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Yep. Of course, in all my luck, she'll go, oh, hey, dad. Okay. Yeah. You look weird. Alright. Be just fine with it and not wig out at all. Be like, damn it, dog. I was wanting to get a wig out. Come on.
[00:59:34] Duuude-Ron :
And continue to,
[00:59:37] Bryan Goodwin:
just lick the hell out of you and Lick the hell out of me. Yep. Yep. Lays on me. You know?
[00:59:42] Duuude-Ron :
Lay on you while you're on the recliner and, you know Oh, yeah. Everybody everybody flips over backwards.
[00:59:51] Bryan Goodwin:
She's a she but the best thing about it is let that dog lay in bed. She'll wanna be underneath the covers with you, and so you don't have to have the heater on in the house at all. Yeah. That's a 105 degrees, of body temperature that's just radiating off of a dog. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. No. Only problem is is she likes to own all of the middle of bed. So she gets half the bed. I get a quarter of it. Janet gets quarter of it. And yeah, then we wonder why we're sore and and and and stuff when we get up and mark. Yeah. That would be odd. The dog is refreshed as hell. She's like, oh, Hey, all right. Yeah. Cool. Let's go play.
I built
[01:00:41] Rich Chelson:
wings on the bed so I had more room.
[01:00:45] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I'm actually, we're actually contemplating either a getting a larger. I think we ought to get a larger bed and just get take, like, queen-size bed, shove it over on in the over on the other end of the bedroom or something, and that's just the dog bed. So
[01:01:03] Rich Chelson:
Right. Yeah. Get a king-size bed.
[01:01:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. No. We'd still only get a quarter of it. So at least we'd be close to a super single size that we could sleep on. Yeah.
[01:01:17] Rich Chelson:
It'd be better than what you have now. That's for sure.
[01:01:21] Duuude-Ron :
No. You might kick the fucking dog off the bed.
[01:01:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Because she would look at you, and she would just all night long until we've tried that. Like, yep. Nope. Nope. Nope. It's off to bed. Off to bed. Off to bed. And so she would try to be sneaky and climb back on bed after your sleep, but, you know, get a 90 pound full day trying to sneak. Doesn't sneak very well. Yeah. No. Well, no. But at the same time, I mean, hell, I can't I can't go do that to my dog. I like my dogs. I like sleeping with have the dog sleep beside me because hell, it's, a she she's got a very comfortable butt. Okay? You just you snuggle up to her. You you know, you just brush your head on her butt.
The world's good. You get you don't understand until you have a great Dana. I recommend that you have a great Dana, Rich. Highly recommend it. Oh, good. God. No.
[01:02:21] Rich Chelson:
I mean, yeah. I could I could jump on her back and ride her, you know, to the store.
[01:02:28] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Well, you know, like, it'd be a great Jeep dog. Right? Yeah.
[01:02:34] Bryan Goodwin:
Not really. Well, definitely make sure she's she's buckled in because, you know, they there's a little bit of mass that's moving whenever you make a turn real quick.
[01:02:51] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Either way. Either way, that's that's a big ass dog to be riding up in the heat.
[01:03:01] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. But when you take the top off, she sticks her head over above the, the windshield and looks around. So you had to put some goggle on on her, and so she looks really, really cool. Oh, that is true. That is true. I I would say get yourself a dame, man. That would I I am an advocate for the for the great danes of the world. They irritate the ever living, but Jesus out of you, but at the same time, something there's something comforting about having having a a a Velcro dog like that around.
[01:03:34] Rich Chelson:
No. I I've liked Great Danes. I mean, they're they're nice dogs, lovable dogs, and just overall good dogs. You know? Mhmm. But god dang, they're huge.
[01:03:46] Bryan Goodwin:
They can be. Yeah. So if they're looking, there's a couple of, dogs that, I'll look, I'll follow over on, on Facebook and Instagram. 1 is, colonel. The other one is called, her name the her name is Margo. Larry, the great dane. Awesome. Larry and his his little brother, Joe, which Joe's about the same size as Larry. So but, yeah. I'm just
[01:04:17] Duuude-Ron :
And his other brother, Larry. And his other brother, Larry.
[01:04:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I haven't. I
[01:04:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Now I gotta do it.
[01:04:30] Duuude-Ron :
No. No. Got it. Oh, no. I've
[01:04:33] Rich Chelson:
I've not on it, but I just I just haven't haven't made a decision is all.
[01:04:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Well, as long as you don't get a peekingese or a lick my asshole or something like that. So
[01:04:45] Duuude-Ron :
Lick No kidding. God. No. Yeah. Like yeah. Lots of Wow. Yeah. Or just
[01:04:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. The cha chaas. So but no. No. That's what we call that's what we call the Los Apsos. They're the lick muscles.
[01:05:04] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Yeah. The next one I get and, you know, I'll go with, a pound or, you know, a rescue dog. But
[01:05:16] Bryan Goodwin:
so you getting getting the chahua hua. So
[01:05:21] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. No. I hopefully, it will be another, lab type dog.
[01:05:31] Rich Chelson:
Used to have 3 Chahua Huas when I was married to my second wife.
[01:05:35] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, well. Oh my god. That was fun. No. Yeah. Nothing but a 100% cacophony of yippings. Oh, no. These these didn't work. There you go. There's a there's a there's a show title.
[01:05:50] Rich Chelson:
I don't even know how to spell that show title.
[01:05:54] Bryan Goodwin:
I'll I'll send it to you. But, what what was it again? Yippee yippee? No. Cacophony of Yippings.
[01:06:02] Duuude-Ron :
The okay. Yeah. You need to spell that one because I can't even say it. Even though I heard it, I can't even freaking repronounce it.
[01:06:13] Rich Chelson:
Well, if if I think about it for a minute, I I could probably, spell it. But, yeah, no. It's dark. Sorry. My brain just said no. I'm out. Yeah. No. We had, 3 of them, and, they didn't bark too much except someone knocked on the door. We told, everyone we knew, just fucking walk on in. Don't fucking knock. Just walk on in. And then the dog still went off, but not as bad. And then and then of course, one of them, a snowflake. Well, shit. Do you go walking around in house shoes in the house? That dog would hide, run out and snatch your house shoes off your feet while you were walking and then holler ass and hide them.
I'm serious. The dog would latch onto your house shoes and just shake her head and and pull and tug until it come off your foot, and then she would take off and run over to another part of the house and freaking put them on her pile of house shoes that she she had collected. Hell, there was one morning I woke up. It was like, I don't know, 20 some degrees outside. And I put we had hardwood floors, and I put my feet down and, like, oh, hell no. I'm like snowflake, you little bitch. Where's my house? She had taken both my house shoes in the middle of the night and hit them.
Took me about 15 minutes to find them. I'm like, oh, fuck this. I found her. I said, snowflake, you little heifer. Snowflake looked at me. He was like, what? I didn't do it. Fuck if you didn't. Man, I've been sleeping. I don't know what the hell you're carrying on about. Bullshit stole my house. She doesn't throw them on her damn pile. Yeah. That dog was yeah. I mean I mean, they were fun. They were they were they were a pain in my ass, but they were Oh, yeah. So I don't know. Tried to sit in my lap while I was driving. That's that's a no go. I cannot have an animal sitting in my lap
[01:08:45] Bryan Goodwin:
while I'm driving. Oh, yeah. I've tried Great Dane trying to sit in your lap while you're driving. No. No. That that is that is a serious no go in my book. No. I agree. It's a it's a huge no it's a huge no go in my book too, but goddamn machine's not even gonna try a couple times.
[01:09:03] Rich Chelson:
Right. I mean, I get it, but, you know, that's the thing, though. And that well, that's like that's like when I sleep, you know, because, you know, we'd have 1, maybe 2 of the dogs, you know, jumping to bed with us and they would try and lay on top of the covers by my.
[01:09:25] Bryan Goodwin:
And in the middle of the night, you'd go to pull the covers up and you just playing dog.
[01:09:32] Rich Chelson:
Oh, no. I know. Then as they laid down, as soon as they laid down and cinched my legs to the bed, I came up instantly. And I was like, nah. Hell no. And I would, I would physically pick them up and set them somewhere else. And now I can't, I can't have my left. I can't have my legs pinned. I cannot be pinned. If I'm pinned, I will instantly come up and and I will remove whatever has me pinned. And I hope if it's a human, they ain't gonna like me. Me. Just say it. They ain't gonna like
[01:10:15] Bryan Goodwin:
me. I can already tell what type of girlfriend you're gonna get. What? You're gonna get one of those kinky ones and wind up just tying you to the bed.
[01:10:25] Rich Chelson:
Oh, no. Oh, no. Can't do it, dude. I can't. You would.
[01:10:31] Bryan Goodwin:
You wouldn't have a choice. You'd have you all you'd have you all handcuffed up to the to the headboard and the footboard, all spread eagled and shit.
[01:10:40] Rich Chelson:
Nope. Sorry.
[01:10:41] Bryan Goodwin:
It's not. He'd be a holler and a screaming and she'd just have her way with you. No, no.
[01:10:50] Rich Chelson:
And as soon as I got uncuffed, I would probably, I would probably be going to jail about 30 minutes later. Oh,
[01:11:00] Bryan Goodwin:
no, sir. Well, after you got on a cuffed and you woke up,
[01:11:07] Rich Chelson:
Well, yeah, if I was asleep, but no. See, that's the thing though, dude. I, now you can't pin me. It just, now you, that is something you don't wanna try. I I will not Yeah. I'm I'm
[01:11:25] Duuude-Ron :
I'm the same way.
[01:11:26] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It's like, don't don't try and pin me because if I get up, I'll do whatever I can to beat the fuck out of you. And I don't care how long I've known you. Don't pin me. I I've gotta call it a phobia or you can call it whatever you want, but that is something, probably stemming from my past that will not allow me to, say allow it to happen.
[01:12:05] Bryan Goodwin:
Right.
[01:12:08] Rich Chelson:
So, but, you know, yeah. That's like, that's like, let's say, what show was it on? Was it was it billions? It was a it was a series. Who made that show? I can't remember who which freaking TV company made it, but billion I think it was billions or maybe it was another one. This dude, though, I think he was either in politics or in finance or something. But this dude, you know, you know, allowed himself to be tied up and have a dominatrix and all like this. And he was married, and his wife was also a dominatrix. And I I just, like, I I I can't. Oh.
[01:13:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Rich is watching that, breaking out in cold sweat going, no. Oh, God. Not a gimp suit. Not a gimp suit. No.
[01:13:14] Rich Chelson:
I mean, I'm just like I'm just like, how can anyone allow themselves to have that done to them? I mean, I know it happens. I mean, I'm not naive. Okay. I I know it happens, but it's like, I don't I don't understand the, human physiology. I guess that's the word I'm thinking of, or I don't know if it's the right word or not, but our psyche or whatever to, you know, this dude thought it was like freaking orgasmic.
[01:13:49] Bryan Goodwin:
I mean, there, there are those who, who like to be hogtied and, and humiliated.
[01:13:55] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I know. I know. And it's like, no.
[01:14:00] Bryan Goodwin:
I got a friend, friend Wendy. She, she used to do, be a dominatrix for a while. Really? Yep. She'd talk we used to, she used to have a, podcast called Brass Balls Radio. Just hilarious. And she would talk about assorted different shit and stuff, and so it it was kinda fun because it was her it was her and, and she had a, her little southern friend, Kimberly, and they would do a show together. And, it was just hilarious because Kimberly is just this, you know, this southern belle type of gal. She lives down in Georgia, and and, then you had Wendy. She was, she's from Canada. She was the, she was the what the what she called the snow Mexican, and, and they would, have these Wendy would be tell talking about a story talking about something and let out some type of it, let some type of word fall.
You didn't can't really go, oh, woah. Woah. What was that? So she had to go off on a little story, you know, talking about what the hell snowballing is or, you know, or some other weird, you know, term. And that would store stem from the, stem from, her time as as a dominatrix. Just great. It's just awesome shit. It's just because you see Kimberly just kinda thinking going thinking it through going, what the hell are you? What? Oh my god. So a lot of times it would end up in this out of revulsion coming from Kimberly. So
[01:15:43] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. It just, but yeah. No. It just yeah. I, you know, I've seen it on, you know, movies and TV shows, and and, I mean, I've never seen it in real life. Thank god. Because yeah. I would I would, yeah, I I would probably run from the room screaming like a little girl. Just Oh, we know you love the wheel. Yeah. Oh, no. Woah.
[01:16:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Woah. Be screaming
[01:16:08] Duuude-Ron :
like a little girly man.
[01:16:13] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No, I would be. Uh-uh. I just, yeah. I I just sorry, man. I just no. No. My brain cannot go there. That would, like, haunt me in my, in my dreams.
[01:16:33] Bryan Goodwin:
And I can't remember what, what saw what, what band used to do that because there was one where they were making fun of people being on a on a, on a wheel. And I can't remember who it was. It's either green jello or butt trumpet.
[01:16:50] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Okay. I'm good, dude. I don't need to hear.
[01:16:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Brian, I am really good right now. I'll I'll I'll see if I could find it. I could I could find all the all the all all those old, hell, I think if I'm thinking about it, I still got the still got butt trumpets, album, MP Threes on my on my computer. Oh my god. I love butt trumpet. Butt trumpet was awesome. They essentially, I think that they we me and a group of friends had a running, had a running theory that butt trumpet used to be known as green jello, but then they got sued by the jello by by jello themselves. And so they had to change their name to green jelly. But it's but trumpet, green jello, and, and, guar were actually all the same band. They just changed their their music stylings for each one.
[01:17:52] Duuude-Ron :
Wow.
[01:17:56] Rich Chelson:
Brian. Brian.
[01:17:57] Bryan Goodwin:
What?
[01:17:58] Rich Chelson:
I need to ask, dude. You make me really wonder quite a few times. I have to ask, man. I know you I know you say you was raised up in Sunray, Texas.
[01:18:16] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah.
[01:18:19] Rich Chelson:
I mean and I know there's not much to do in Sunray, but how do, how do you come up with this stuff? Like butt trumpet and, and green jello and green jelly. Well, okay. We got a brand.
[01:18:36] Bryan Goodwin:
And I remember where I I know I remember where I heard butt trumpet for the first time. Okay. And it was, we had a new hard rock station come to Amarillo. Okay. And it was, 102 I think it was 102.9. It was about the same as, like, q102 up in Dallas. It was a lot in the area, like, 101.9 or 10102.1 or something like that. So anyhow, it's kinda in that, is 1 o 102 on the dial. Okay. And one of the, one of the songs that they would play was from butt trumpet and there was a song called, you're ugly.
[01:19:18] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[01:19:19] Bryan Goodwin:
And just, it was just one of those funny songs. It was just a funny hard rock song that man had girth with the guys, guys that I hung out with just thought it was a riot. And so, went out, found it, found it, it, you know, it was, and, I mean, it's got some great song. I mean, one was called, been so mad lately and there's nothing but a string of expletives. Really? Oh, yeah. Awesome. If you're ever pissed off at the world, just play that song. Beautiful. But,
[01:19:53] Rich Chelson:
oh, let's see here. I could I could find this up on on the Internet. The reason I'm saying is because when when I was in high school, I was I was rock and roller, you know, and and of, you know, I well, I say I was in Booneville, Missouri, which is just outside of Columbia. And we had, 96.7 98.3. Those were the 2 rocks tape. They were always going at it for, you know, always going at it for, you know, contest and shit like this, playing the song first and everything. It was great. I mean, it was great, especially during the eighties. But I I I mean and and I know Amarillo in the middle of Missouri was, 2 different markets, but I had never heard heard of butt trumpet.
[01:20:53] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Their their their one album that they did is called primitive enema.
[01:21:00] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I just I just, yeah, I just saw that because I did Yeah. Search for,
[01:21:09] Bryan Goodwin:
oh, yeah. Dead dogs. Dead dogs. Dead dogs. Dead dogs in my garage. You got dead dogs. Dead dogs. Dead dogs in my fucking garage. Yeah. That was a real great song.
[01:21:21] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. See see this this is what Okay. This is what I want. I I oh, no. Butt trumpet is a Los Angeles based punk band founded and maintained by Tom, t h o m, Bone. Yeah. Tombo. It is known for its crass lyrics and and deliberately offensive style. The group features 2 bassists among its members. They became famous in 94 when their, record primitive enema was banned for sale in Massachusetts down Yeah. After one mother heard her 12 year old daughter listening to it, which
[01:22:21] Bryan Goodwin:
and
[01:22:23] Rich Chelson:
said, yeah. See, in 98, 3 of the members regrouped. They, they disbanded shortly in 95.
[01:22:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know. It was And
[01:22:42] Rich Chelson:
they, they regrouped in 98 as Betty Blowtorch.
[01:22:49] Bryan Goodwin:
Say, I didn't know about Betty Blowtorch.
[01:22:52] Rich Chelson:
And and Tom Bone still plays and tours to this day. So yeah. That's yeah. Butt trumpet.
[01:23:10] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Well, I found I found the, the album on on, I don't know. Well, it's a playlist of the, of it. No. The song to stop, but they've I guess they've been, Evidently Yes. They're not allowed to be played, but the only 2 songs you can actually listen to is I've been so I've been mad, so mad lately, and I'm ugly and I don't know why, which is the, you're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you? You're ugly, and I bet your mom is too. You're ugly, man. What's with that to you? You're ugly because you're ugly. Yeah. So anyhow, great song.
[01:23:57] Rich Chelson:
If you say so.
[01:23:59] Bryan Goodwin:
So you gotta so well, okay. Okay. This good brings up a little bit of a, of an interesting question. What's some of the weird songs John like to listen to? What are some, some songs that are your guilty pleasures? Because I'm, I'm I'm eclectic. I listened. I, I, I go from, from butt trumpet to Swedish yodel music.
[01:24:23] Rich Chelson:
Gee, God damn. You are very eclectic, right?
[01:24:27] Bryan Goodwin:
So I like, if, if it makes, if it's got a good beat that it kind of makes me smile, I'm gonna love the hell out of it. I mean, right now, and I'm I'd have to look it up on, whenever, Spotify does its, top songs of, of 2024. I can guarantee the number one artist that I'm list that I listen to is gonna be a French, is a French singer. Can't understand the shit what she's saying, but I love the songs that she cranks up.
[01:25:01] Rich Chelson:
What's the name of the song?
[01:25:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, her the name of the artist can never remember it. It's like I said, it's French. So
[01:25:12] Rich Chelson:
Speaker 3: Say it with the French accent,
[01:25:16] Bryan Goodwin:
in Dahlia as the closest thing it the closest thing I can, I can come to?
[01:25:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I think I think I think that's,
[01:25:26] Bryan Goodwin:
that's like Or indula or might be another way. I n. Yeah. D I n. I l a.
[01:25:32] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Because, I've been watching, I've been watching videos on YouTube where, you know, people playing piano and, you know, people walk up and ask them to play songs and everything. And and, I watched one video. This girl, she probably got 10 or 12, walked up and asked her, asked this guy to play it. And he's like, yeah. I'll try. And he started playing it and his girl started belting it. You know. I mean, yeah. You're right. Can't understand it, but it was actually a good song,
[01:26:08] Bryan Goodwin:
you know. It was it was, like, really, really cool. Yeah. But the 2 the 2 songs I I dig the most, one is, the the the which from the, from kinda one of I've been able to grasp and just kinda, you know, Google. It's something along the lines of, like, The Last Dance.
[01:26:33] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. And Another popular song that Yeah.
[01:26:37] Bryan Goodwin:
That she does. And another one is Love Story.
[01:26:41] Rich Chelson:
I don't know if I've heard that one yet. But you have. And Probably have.
[01:26:46] Bryan Goodwin:
But, but, yeah, those are I mean, those are the 2 of that particular artist that I like. But like I said, I'll be not hell. I've got, I've got a, a a playlist that is actually nothing but Swedish yodel music. Okay. I've got the, the full and there's, and I've only got it for just a few songs, but I'm just one of those I'm I'm like the classic person when you buy a buy an album, you buy the album. Right. You know, I may only end up liking only 3 songs off the album, but I buy the whole album and I'll listen to the whole album. Oh, yeah. So I've got, you know, I've listened to the, all of the songs that are on the cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack.
There's a lot of fucking songs, and there's a lot of songs that I just can't stand because it's a lot of rap. Right. But, Yeah. I mean, I've got from, little bit of Jesse Wells, Yuma Sumac is another one.
[01:27:57] Rich Chelson:
Heard it down. Yeah. See, I mean, I've been I've been listening to genres here lately. I mean, for a while, it was classical just because they just they just keeps me at peace here lately. The the last week or so, week and a half, I've been listening to, the blues.
[01:28:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. Now if you wanna listen to some music that'll put that'll throw some throw some fruit on your head and and make shake around, walk around with some maracas, that, that Yuma sumac. She'll she'll do that. Listen to Malambo number 1. You you think you ought to be you you ought to have, you know, have Ricky hanging out, hanging out at the, at the Copacabana, you know, leading the band for you.
[01:28:52] Rich Chelson:
You said Mambo number 1? Or Malambo,
[01:28:56] Bryan Goodwin:
m a l a m b o. K.
[01:29:01] Rich Chelson:
But yeah. No. It's it's it you know, and I still have my southern gospel that I love to listen to and everything like that. And it just but, I mean and, you know, it's funny. You know, when I watch these videos on on on a YouTube and, I watch these people playing the piano, you know, it it's not here in America. Okay? Because I don't know if, you know, I mean, our malls and airport well, the malls that I've been into, I have not seen one or very few. But most of the malls and airports and stuff like that over in, you know, over across the pond have pianos you know, and they're free to play.
And I guess I guess people go up and just start playing, you know. And sometimes if someone has another instrument, they ask to jump in, and they'll jump in and, you know, start playing and just, entertain people. And I I just like watching it because it's cool. You know? Right. Because it it's just it's just people are being nice, you know. And, I mean, you know, most of these guys well, shit. Most of these guys are young guys, you know, in their thirties and forties, and they play, say, a really good piano or, you know, whatever.
If they have a cello or a violin or fiddle or whatever. But, yeah, it's it's it's actually cool. And that's you know? And I'm like, you know what? We need more of that here in America. Because I'm in. I love to listen to people play piano or play instruments.
[01:30:54] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah.
[01:30:56] Rich Chelson:
You know, if they know how to sing, that's even better.
[01:31:00] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. You know?
[01:31:03] Rich Chelson:
But yeah. No. I yeah. I was yeah. God, I was up to, like, 1 o'clock this morning because because after we jumped off our call last night, started watching videos. And, this dude was playing a piano in a restaurant. He was just playing, and he started playing, Vivaldi.
[01:31:27] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay.
[01:31:28] Rich Chelson:
I forget the name of the song. Well, there's a couple, opera singers that just started singing that were there in the restaurant. And it I mean, it I mean, it shocked everybody. You know, this this guy is thinking, oh, shit. I hope I don't screw this piece up for these guys. Yeah. You know? Because, I mean, these hey. Well, there's this one guy. He was singing one part, and then, actually, in a restaurant, they, there was a girl that actually worked at the restaurant, started singing. And then there was another girl that actually jumped in later on in the song. And then by the end of the song, all 3 of them were singing. It was cool as shit.
I was like, oh my god. That would scare the shit out of me. You know? Hey. Well, I mean I mean, it would be cool, but, you know, just saying, you know, just saying if I was sitting there playing the piano, playing a song that that, you know, I might have only played 4 or 5 times, you know, my way, you know, even though I was I was playing it like I was taught or whatnot or I had learned. And I've got an opera singer right here that's probably sung it professionally. Yeah. I would be I would be freaking. You know?
Because I'd be afraid to mess up. But that's me. But, yeah, as far as as far as way out there music, I don't know. I I don't get too far out there, I guess. I I don't, there is excuse me. Let me, let me make sure I get the name of this, name of this band. Right? Yes. There is a band, and I've heard one of their songs. Well, it's yeah. It's a singer in his band. It's called Duke tomato and the all star frogs.
[01:33:52] Bryan Goodwin:
Duke tomato and the all star frogs. Yes, sir.
[01:33:56] Rich Chelson:
Yes, sir. And, they say they're blues, but, and they were in the mid nineties. I'd I'd never heard of them. My, my, brother-in-law, Sam, that's, married to mother's sister up north.
[01:34:23] Bryan Goodwin:
K.
[01:34:25] Rich Chelson:
Met him. No. That was him. Okay? And I think they're out of Iowa or somewhere around, but he knows him. And I'm not sure which song is his favorite, but, yeah, it's true. Duke Duke tomato and the all star frogs. I
[01:34:53] Duuude-Ron :
Y'all Yeah. Never mind. I'm not gonna say it. Yeah. No. I will. Y'all smoking crack.
[01:35:07] Bryan Goodwin:
No. Look at that. From the guy who used to listen to popcorn. I've heard of popcorn. Good. I do. I love popcorn.
[01:35:16] Duuude-Ron :
And what was the name of the band?
[01:35:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Hot and butter.
[01:35:21] Duuude-Ron :
Hot butter. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. I like, you know, and I, I even liked the techno version of popcorn. Right. Believe it or not, techno version. But mine was mostly, probably the paper bit. I like him. And his parodies of all
[01:35:53] Rich Chelson:
all the rock rock singers.
[01:35:57] Duuude-Ron :
The and I'm sure you've heard of this one,
[01:36:01] Rich Chelson:
Brian.
[01:36:05] Duuude-Ron :
I don't know what the hell is the Doctor. Demento show.
[01:36:10] Bryan Goodwin:
Hell yeah. Doctor. Demento. Poisoning pigeons in the park. Yep.
[01:36:16] Duuude-Ron :
Love doctor Dimento. I don't remember any of the freaking songs that he ever played, but, you know Oh, well, that was one. Tom Leer,
[01:36:25] Bryan Goodwin:
poisoning, he did several Tom Leer did several songs. He did, poisoning pigeons in the park. Oh, the one about, him going the guy going hunting and getting himself, what was it? 6 7 hunters, 2 park rangers, and a cow.
[01:36:47] Duuude-Ron :
Uh-uh.
[01:36:48] Bryan Goodwin:
And, but yeah. No. He's oh, most of the quite a few of, of his here. Oh, but, yeah, Tom Tom Lear, the guy that used to, that sang, little, little Nash Rambler?
[01:37:09] Rich Chelson:
What's his name? Yeah. Okay. I know I know who it is. I've heard that song. Yeah. You got your monster mash and your,
[01:37:18] Bryan Goodwin:
and, all the other good, feel good songs.
[01:37:24] Rich Chelson:
Sung by the Playmates. Little Nash.
[01:37:28] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Little Nash rims came right behind. Mhmm. He still had on his brakes. Yep. And the video That's what it was. It was called. Beat beat. Yeah.
[01:37:41] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. And the video is a cartoon.
[01:37:43] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, is it? See, I've never even looked at the cartoon.
[01:37:47] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I'll look it up. It's you can find it on YouTube And, yeah, it's it's, I've heard it once or twice, and it's it's actually pretty cool.
[01:37:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Funnier and crap. Oh, yeah. Well, the yeah. Got a lot of Ray Stevens in there too. So you had, now let's see. You had the yeah. Mississippi squirrel revival. Probably the one that I've had the most fun, I remember the most was, see, the Shriner convention. That one was funny.
[01:38:26] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. With,
[01:38:29] Bryan Goodwin:
McCoy? Next time you answer the phone, don't say, don't answer the phone with, none. See, what was the other one that he did, that, oh, well, I used to listen to all the damn time. Then you're getting Setting up with the dead. That's what it was. What? Talking about, well, hell, I pretty much damn near recited to you. I listened I used to listen to that thing so much. It was out in the country that you didn't have mortuaries, and it was always customary to or the, mortician to come out to your home, come come out and lay kinfolk out right there at home. And the church would loan you folding chairs, and you'd have visitation and everything right there. And when that time came, you had to set up with the dead because it just wasn't right to leave them alone.
Well, last time I sat up was in 65 when my great old arthritic uncle Fred died. He was 97. So stooped over, the more tissue couldn't straighten him out. So they used a log and chain to hold him down and cover that all up with a cape and a gown. It didn't bother to tell no one because that's the kind of stuff you don't people just don't wanna know about. And then it start breaks into into the song. It was like, it was all nice and quiet until about 3 in the morning when along came a cloud of thunder lightning and storming. Well, the lightning flashed and the thunder clapped and the chain around. Old uncle Fred went snap and rattled and clanked and fell with a thump, and uncle Fred just sat right up.
And so then all of a sudden, it breaks into the song. I ain't setting up dead no more. I don't care about you. I ain't setting up dead no more no matter what you say or do. They say what, the dead can't hurt you because they already left, but what they left can sure make you hurt yourself. So I ain't setting up dead no more no matter, I ain't setting up with the dead no more since the dead started setting up too. And so, and then, when uncle Fred sat up, so so everyone there and there became a great partner of the folding chairs and the reverend nearly knocked me out. He said, I'm heading out that kitchen door. And I hold, hey, Red. That kitchen ain't got no door in it. He said, don't worry, son. It will have in a minute. I've never seen so much jumping and shoving before.
About that time, someone stepped on an old cat's tail that let out a scream, screech, a whale, and then and oh, shit. Brain died on me now. Or no. It see, the lightning flashed, and the house went black. And I spoke to my feet and said, boys make tracks, and I've headed out the, the back door lickety split for town. Outside, see, somewhere along the way, I forget exactly how it lines up, but, anyhow, he cuts through the, cuts through the cemetery. He falls in uncle Fred's grave, and the, town drunk dug it, but he dug it too deep. So he's, unbeknownst to him, he's in there asleep. And so I'm jumping and scratching, trying to get out, and he says, boy, might as well come on over here and sit down beside me, boy, because I ain't getting out of here tonight.
But I did. And so and then it breaks into the whole song again, but and there are a few more other verses in there. But so yeah. Yeah. So that's my favorite Ray Stevens song out of the whole damn thing. But but yeah. That's look. I it's god, it's been oh, man. It's been oh, I'd say every bit of 30 years since I heard that one. Yeah. Now the only one that I actually like even more, and I can't re I can't remember it for the life of me because it is so flipping confusing as I am my own grandpa.
[01:42:28] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[01:42:30] Bryan Goodwin:
The one where dad marries the daughter and the, the mom daughter's mom marries marries the son, and then they start talking about the lineage.
[01:42:41] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. I've I've I've heard that one once or twice as well. Oh, yeah. I'm just like yeah. Don't don't even wanna try and try and get in on that one. No. No. That one's up.
[01:42:55] Duuude-Ron :
I don't even know how you'd actually even try to diagram that that family tree.
[01:43:01] Rich Chelson:
Right. I mean, I mean, damn. You know, starting from the bottom and trying to go up. I just yeah. It just doesn't work out too well. Yeah. No. That's yeah. Ray Stevens' guy. I hadn't played no, Ray Stevens music for a long while.
[01:43:25] Bryan Goodwin:
So yeah. Oh, yeah. I was gonna look at the so what are some other of the doctor Dementos?
[01:43:33] Rich Chelson:
See, that's the thing. I I don't I've never heard of that doctor Demento.
[01:43:40] Bryan Goodwin:
Never heard of doctor Demento?
[01:43:43] Duuude-Ron :
Wow.
[01:43:46] Rich Chelson:
A let us sheltered life, man.
[01:43:49] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. Underneath a rock.
[01:43:52] Rich Chelson:
Well, shit. We didn't get cable till, 9th grade, man. Seriously. So we just had ABC, CBS, and NBC. That was it and NPR.
[01:44:15] Duuude-Ron :
So Yeah. I get yes. You did have a sheltered life underneath a rat.
[01:44:23] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. It's, but, yeah, never. And and, like, listening to the radio, we only had 1, 1 radio in the house, and that was, in in, my mom and dad's bedroom and because it was alarm clock. So, you know, you couldn't I I even had to ask if, I could listen to rock and roll. I had to get permission. So
[01:44:55] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, some of the other song. Oh, purple people later was another doctor Demento song that I used to always hear. I know. I heard that song. Yeah. Hello, butter. Hello, fuata. Mhmm. Here I am, man. Camp Granada. That was that one's, was often played on, on doctor Manto. Yeah.
[01:45:15] Rich Chelson:
I've heard that song.
[01:45:17] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, see here. See, is that the battle of New Orleans, or is that the, see, I think the battle on
[01:45:28] Rich Chelson:
Doctor Demento, his name is Barry Hanson.
[01:45:35] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. And he always wears that and he always wears that top hat. Yep.
[01:45:41] Bryan Goodwin:
See, there's there's one that they played that oh, yeah. There it is. The battle of Cucamonga. I don't know. Based on based on the, the song, battle in New Orleans. Now in 18/14, took a little trip. Mighty Mississippi. I can't I don't know the lyrics of it. But anyhow, the battle of Cucamonga is the boy scout's version of that song. Okay. And it's about them finding, you know, fi coming across the girl scout camp and all that, and it's just it's a it's a riot. So
[01:46:27] Rich Chelson:
Not to change the subject, but I'm gonna change the subject.
[01:46:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. I'm not 1559 with a little lag.
[01:46:34] Rich Chelson:
No. No. No. Just because of that is I've been having this, and I I freaking looked it up finally. But I don't know why, but I've been thinking about getting a fedora. What y'all think?
[01:46:50] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, you how how far up are you up in your style? Well, I don't know. Or because, I mean, are you gonna start wearing golf striped golf shirts and stuff, or are you just gonna just wear a fedora for the sake of wearing a fedora?
[01:47:06] Rich Chelson:
I don't know. I I just, I you see, that's the thing. This was just, oh, I don't know. Hey, God, it was earlier this year. And I'm not sure if I was down here yet or or probably was. But they just it just freaking popped into my head one day that it's like, you know what? I think I would I would like to get a fedora.
[01:47:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, no. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. I because I'm I'm one who I don't wear hats, but there's several hats I would like to have. And, you know, I'd like wouldn't mind having a a, fedora. Wouldn't mind having a bowler. You know? A bow a bowler? Dude, I don't see you in a bowler at I would love to see myself in a bowler too just to see when the bucket you know, how how awful goofy would that actually be is what I the only thing I could think of, you know, because, you know, I I don't look mean. So so just having that on, I'd almost I I probably look like, Laurel, maybe Hardy.
[01:48:10] Rich Chelson:
I know. Oh, dude. Yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. But So No. I don't know. I it it just,
[01:48:23] Bryan Goodwin:
oh, yeah. And I'm and, you know, another hat that I would love to have is a pork pie hat. Why? Just because it sounds funny. Oh, oh, a porcupine hat? No. Not a porcupine. A pork pie. Okay. Pork arm. A porkpie hat.
[01:48:39] Rich Chelson:
Pork.
[01:48:42] Bryan Goodwin:
Is this the hat that, hello, Raffae Boy, you know, off the honeymoons. Off the honeymoon. Hey. You know, mister Ravey boy. You know, the hat he wore, that was a pork pie hat.
[01:48:58] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It will. I've I'm, seeing it called, pork pie, fedora.
[01:49:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. That's another type of, I guess it's a way of folding the fedora.
[01:49:08] Rich Chelson:
I guess. Yeah. So but yeah. You see, that's the thing. You know? Look you know, looking looking at a fedora hat, you know, I don't know if I wanna go with the Outback style or, you know, you know, a different Windler, like, you know, maybe what the, the private eyes used to wear. Yeah. Yeah. You know, something like that. That'd be cool, I think. I don't know. I don't know. It just it just
[01:49:38] Bryan Goodwin:
I just I just kinda thought it would be cool. No. I think it would be too. I'd also like to get myself a a a good authentic Irish flat cap. You know, that would be a cool one to have too.
[01:49:50] Rich Chelson:
Right?
[01:49:51] Bryan Goodwin:
So, but again, I don't wear hats. So what that would actually look like on me, I don't know. And how would I be able to handle wearing a hat? Because after a while of wearing even just a regular ball cap, my head starts to itch a bit. I mean and I can wear a hat. I've I've I mean, I've had a couple decent ones for a while, but it takes I I like the the the the the nonsucker style, you know, baseball hats. The ones, you know, like, the ones that have got the, the just the plastic mesh on the back half of it, can't stand those. I don't think those are, I I think those are about the ugliest damn ball caps you ever come across.
Yeah. But
[01:50:41] Rich Chelson:
yeah. See see well, you know, I don't know. Now maybe maybe I started thinking about this when, I got my Hey Dudes.
[01:50:51] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, you got Hey Dudes?
[01:50:53] Rich Chelson:
I love my Hey Dudes. Hey Dudes are the fucking bomb. I'm serious. I I mean, they are they are comfortable as hell. But yeah. No. No. I got in the Hey Dudes, and I'm like, damn, a Futura would look good with this. Now as far as the rest of my dress, I don't know what the fuck I'd wear. Clothes, of course, but, you know
[01:51:22] Duuude-Ron :
Zoot suit.
[01:51:24] Bryan Goodwin:
Nah. Yeah. I get the zoot suit style hat to be all round, Brim.
[01:51:28] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. Right. Yeah. Right. I I don't know where I'd wear it. Oh, hell. Just wear or who cares?
[01:51:36] Bryan Goodwin:
With the big ass with the big ass, pheasant feather in the in the in the band.
[01:51:41] Rich Chelson:
Right. Right. Shoot. Yeah. No. I don't know. It just, yeah. Like I said, it just, it just freaking popped into my head and they it's like, you know? And I was just we were talking about, you know, all that stuff, and it's like, hang on. Let me look. And it, popped into my head and I'm like, kinda makes me wanna get one. You know?
[01:52:15] Duuude-Ron :
Right.
[01:52:17] Rich Chelson:
I don't know. I might get one one day. But which style, I don't know because I have many styles.
[01:52:32] Duuude-Ron :
Well, give yourself the top hat.
[01:52:35] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. You say, I don't think I could pull a top hat off though, dude.
[01:52:40] Bryan Goodwin:
That's the thing. Not without not without white spats and lots of dollars.
[01:52:49] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. They're putting on the Ritz. Putting on the Ritz. Oh.
[01:52:53] Rich Chelson:
Oh, okay. Oh my god.
[01:52:59] Duuude-Ron :
Well, now they make they make top hats that are like half the height Yeah. Of a of a traditional, top hat. I was gonna buy one one time, but until I found out the fucking price of it. But it was a it was a full leather hat. Yeah. Right. They want they wanted, what the hell was it? $225 for it. I was like, man, nah. But you've seen the hat. But you've seen the hat that's on my profile picture from my Facebook. Right?
[01:53:42] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It's a fedora.
[01:53:45] Duuude-Ron :
No. It isn't. It's not a fedora. You know, I honestly could not tell you the the style of it, but it's not a fedora. It's it's a slanted top hat is what it is. That's the style, but I don't know the name.
[01:54:12] Rich Chelson:
I mean, I mean, when I've seen your picture, it it sure okay. No. Okay. Yeah. I see it. No. It's not a fedora. Right. I'm not sure exactly.
[01:54:32] Duuude-Ron :
It's styled off of off of a top hat, but it's slanted.
[01:54:38] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I don't know. But, yeah, I just I've been I've been sitting there thinking about getting a fedora. Where was my Hey Dude?
[01:54:51] Bryan Goodwin:
With your zoot suit? It's such a such a mixture of of, of styles there.
[01:55:00] Rich Chelson:
What do you mean? I mean, hey dudes are classics. They're they
[01:55:05] Bryan Goodwin:
I I don't ever recall seeing Fred Astaire wearing Hey Dudes.
[01:55:13] Rich Chelson:
Just didn't ever see that. Well, I haven't gotten that far in my wardrobe, man.
[01:55:19] Bryan Goodwin:
Of course at the same time, I also hadn't seen Gary Cooper with with said, Hey dudes on either. So I I use, you say classic and I think, yeah, a fedora is a very classic you wear with a 3 piece suit and, and, and overcoat. And you have your fedora on as a, as a finishing off, you know, that, yeah, that rounds it all out. That looks really good, really sharp with, you know, with some Welsh Welsh polished, shoes and all that. I mean, yeah, looks absolutely super. Okay. What are Hey, dudes. I mean, that's like putting on a high hat and, you know, doing a doing a top hat and and me in shorts and a tank top just doesn't quite fit.
[01:56:07] Duuude-Ron :
With with sand with sandals and socks.
[01:56:11] Bryan Goodwin:
With sandals and socks on. Yeah. Okay. The slides.
[01:56:17] Rich Chelson:
Alright. Alright. Let me ask you this then. Okay. Let's, man. I've been wearing hats since I was freaking knee high to a grasshopper. Literally. I've been worn hats that long. Okay. Yep. Me too. Yep. Me too. Now now I don't care what anybody says. Hats don't make you go bald. Because if that's the case, I'd have been bald when I was 15 or maybe 20, but I'm not.
[01:56:44] Duuude-Ron :
Well, look at me though.
[01:56:45] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. But, dude, you've got something else weird going on there, you know?
[01:56:52] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I know. I have such a receding hairline. It's it it it's goes to my shoulder blades.
[01:57:00] Rich Chelson:
Well, hey. Lisa's going somewhere. Right?
[01:57:06] Bryan Goodwin:
But
[01:57:07] Rich Chelson:
but but let me ask you this. Okay. Let's say let's say I was just I was just wanting to go, you know, into town. Okay? And I act like I have to travel far to go to town, but I don't. You know? But, you know, I just you know, I you know, throw in a pair of jeans, my hey dudes, you know, maybe a t shirt or or a button up shirt, you know. And, yeah, I've got ball caps. I've been like I said, I've been wearing ball caps for 40 some odd years, literally, or close to 50 now. Yeah. Back in the day, I used to wear cowboy hats. That was that was my thing for a long time, but I've always had I've always had a ball cap. So I'm trying to think of another hat that would look good that
[01:58:01] Bryan Goodwin:
that that That you could wear casually. Yeah. Casually. And I think a flat cap would do real good like that.
[01:58:09] Rich Chelson:
You see, Flat caps are cool, but I I don't know, man. I I mean, they are cool as shit, though. I I won't I won't argue that. They are cool as shit, But I need some I need something a little more substantial, though. Because you see the thing is, on my ball caps, I normally wear them back on my head a little bit.
[01:58:36] Duuude-Ron :
Okay? Yep. Same here.
[01:58:38] Rich Chelson:
So and that's that's the way I've always worn my hats. I've I've never really even even my cowboy hats. About the only time I would put it straight onto my head was was if I was in a tough wind, You know, if I was out working cattle or something like that, you know, in a tough wind, then, yeah, I would straighten it up and, you know, tilt my head, dip it or whatever I had to do to keep the, you know, keep the wind from blowing it off. But a ball cap, I've always kicked it up. So that's why I'm not sure what type of hat. I'm not getting a boiler hat. I just yeah. I couldn't pull that up. I just couldn't pull that off. I really couldn't.
But, but I'm just I'm just trying to think what what would be a good hat that would be stylish, but yet classy, I guess.
[01:59:47] Duuude-Ron :
Mhmm. Yeah. Fedora.
[01:59:52] Bryan Goodwin:
I mean, yeah. Fedora would is is more like I said, it's it's more of the, of the, of the fifties, sixties Mhmm. Business attire style. You know, it's not it's not your casual. And I know they had the casual you know, in the fifties, they had, they had the casual fedora. It was kind of a straw fedora. But again, you saw I see it, the guys in in, like, shorts and and a, and a striped golf shirt.
[02:00:32] Rich Chelson:
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
[02:00:35] Bryan Goodwin:
So maybe a straw fedora. Okay. Yeah.
[02:00:39] Rich Chelson:
Well, yeah, that'd be fine for the summer. Well, I don't know. Maybe a dark one.
[02:00:44] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I mean, you could you could have 2 different types of fedoras. You could have the summer one, and then you have your wool or or beaver or I don't know what the I'm I'm assuming that they make the fedoras out of the same material they make cowboy hats out of. So, you know, you may have a a 10 x beaver.
[02:01:02] Rich Chelson:
Right. I think so. I I would have to look it up. Some type of felt.
[02:01:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. I could be wrong. It could be leather. Mhmm. I don't own for doors.
[02:01:14] Rich Chelson:
But they do have, they, do have, well, they have velvet wool, leather ones. They do have leather ones. I know that. Yep. I guess I guess I'm just I'm just gonna have to go on and, find and find one and see just which one I think would work.
[02:01:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Well and something you might look at I know you're not a big TikTok fan, but one of the one of the the little subgenres of TikTok that I have fallen head first into are watching guys fold different style or crease different styles of cowboy hats.
[02:02:00] Rich Chelson:
Really?
[02:02:01] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. There's 3 or 4 guys they'll talk about. It's like, oh, this is the, this is the Gus McCray style. And, you know, people who wanna wear the style of hat that Gus McCray wore and and loves them dove. Or you wanna wear the style of hat that, that, you know, Woodrow Call wore. You know, they'll they'll fold that. There's some guys who'll go through and they'll, you know, they'll they'll pull out the, oh, what was another one? The other one that, like, the Yellowstone style, like, the way the most of the guys in the Yellowstone wear, wear their hats and and stuff, have their hats creased.
So, yeah, there's a lot of those, and I bet you. Well, let me look here real quick. Let's see here.
[02:02:50] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I used to have a a, a, a, Gus McCraig styled hat. It was okay. I I didn't I didn't like it too much. It felt weird. I just did because you say I was used to, like, a Stetson, classic Stetson, like the, Ranger or something like that. Right. All that style. And I was not I was not used to the Gus McRae hat. And, yeah, I had a real hard time getting, getting used to it.
[02:03:27] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, there you go. You you could, the the hat that I'm thinking of that's for the, during the summer was just a regular Panama.
[02:03:36] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:03:38] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, there we go. We can you could wear a beret.
[02:03:43] Duuude-Ron :
It'll be a.
[02:03:45] Rich Chelson:
Yep. Yeah. And sing the song raspberry beret. I'm good.
[02:03:58] Duuude-Ron :
That was just Yeah. War, bro. War war 8. Pirate man. Oh, there you go. John the one from, that Johnny Depp wears in, Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Trackhorn. Yeah.
[02:04:16] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. That would be just a little bit out there.
[02:04:22] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Some place in my garage, I still have my, berets from the 82nd.
[02:04:31] Rich Chelson:
Oh, wow. Yep. That's cool.
[02:04:37] Duuude-Ron :
And then, what was it? General Chazinski? Chazinski? I don't I don't remember. And he took he was the army chief of staff, and he took the, Black Berets from the Rangers Mhmm. And gave it to the rest of the army.
[02:05:05] Rich Chelson:
I know. I remember that. I was pissed.
[02:05:09] Duuude-Ron :
Yep. Yo. Yeah. There was a lot of fucking rangers that was pissed too because they he basically, Shazinski just desecrated that fucking beret by giving it to the entire army.
[02:05:25] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I know.
[02:05:27] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That So they went they went back to the original color, the ray, battalion, Ranger Brigade went back to the original color that they started with, which was the, tan. Okay.
[02:05:45] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I remember that because, I don't I don't think I was out of the army that long when I realized they had done that. I was mad. I was like, no. You don't fuck that shit.
[02:05:57] Duuude-Ron :
Nope. You don't.
[02:05:59] Rich Chelson:
Hey. You it ain't broke. Don't fix it.
[02:06:03] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. Hey. I found the hat for you. What's that? A Fez.
[02:06:09] Rich Chelson:
A Fez? Come on, Brian.
[02:06:12] Bryan Goodwin:
Hey. I'm gonna have to go back. Do you know walk around with a red red velvet fez these days?
[02:06:20] Duuude-Ron :
I'm gonna have to look that one up.
[02:06:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. Only the Shriners during a a parade.
[02:06:26] Bryan Goodwin:
Exactly. So we give yeah. The the little the little cylinder of a hat
[02:06:33] Rich Chelson:
that's got the tassel on it. So Yeah. I had to I had to look it up. I I, I had to look at it because I'd I had I had heard of it, and I I knew I'd seen it before. And when I saw that, it was the first thing I thought of was the, Shriners, you know, in the parade.
[02:06:52] Duuude-Ron :
It's like Yep. My grand my grandpa was a Shriners.
[02:06:57] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I'm not knocking the Shriners by no means. It's just Oh, yeah.
[02:07:02] Bryan Goodwin:
I I couldn't rock one of them hats every day. Or a piss helmet. There you go. That'll keep you cool. Sick. A piss helmet. A piss helmet? Yeah. A piss helmet, p I t h. Piss. Not piss, pith.
[02:07:18] Rich Chelson:
Oh, pith.
[02:07:20] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. You know, doctor Livingston, I presume. You know, the the the the jungle hat, the the the hard
[02:07:27] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Dude, I'm not pelvis. Sorry, man. Really? Walking down walking down the street in Pascagoula in in in a safari hat.
[02:07:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I mean, they or you could go go off and get a get an Aussie hat like what I have.
[02:07:44] Rich Chelson:
What kind? Yeah. I got a
[02:07:52] Duuude-Ron :
I got an Aussie hat as well. Oh, do you?
[02:07:56] Bryan Goodwin:
Yep. Hey. They're they're they work. They keep the they keep the sun off off your face.
[02:08:02] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. But mine's all wet all leather, so it just fucking keeps the heat in.
[02:08:08] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, mine mine's cloth and has got the got the, the mesh in the middle. So
[02:08:16] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, okay.
[02:08:17] Bryan Goodwin:
There's the trilby. You can always do a trilby.
[02:08:22] Duuude-Ron :
That's a lot of fun to go. That you're a parent. You know, which
[02:08:26] Rich Chelson:
which style are y'all
[02:08:28] Bryan Goodwin:
talking about? Unlimited.com. The ultimate hat guy.
[02:08:37] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I've yeah. Yeah. I've looked at these hats.
[02:08:41] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah.
[02:08:43] Rich Chelson:
They ain't bad.
[02:08:44] Bryan Goodwin:
No. No. You get a you get an Apple cap or get a newsboy cap. I I've kinda kinda interested in snagging one of those along with the bowler.
[02:08:55] Rich Chelson:
What's the name of that site again?
[02:08:57] Bryan Goodwin:
Hats Unlimited.
[02:08:59] Rich Chelson:
Hats Unlimited. As funny, we're we're using our podcast time to look up. To shop.
[02:09:11] Bryan Goodwin:
The shop. That's her hat. We're we're helping, we're helping our listeners, the, the men of, of up their up their style a bit, you know? Because that's something men all need to be doing is taking their, their fashion sense and just they don't have to go way up there. They don't have to, you know, start off be wearing, you know, tank tops and shorts and being looking slack into wearing, you know, 3 piece suits, but maybe you're going from just basketball shorts to cargo shorts and a button down, you know, and a and a polo shirt or something. You know? You kinda just take a step. I mean, that's just take a step up on your on the style that you use. So, you know, part of that might be that you get rid of that nasty old baseball cap that you've been wearing and start wearing a a news boy.
[02:10:06] Rich Chelson:
Well, that's true.
[02:10:09] Bryan Goodwin:
Because, yeah. And then you can walk around with in in, in, coveralls and and a shirt, and you could say, please, sir, can I have some more? And, you know, have your, because newsboy always looks like he's, you know, he's got the hat that's 2 sizes too big anyhow. So
[02:10:26] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah.
[02:10:27] Bryan Goodwin:
You look like Fievel. There you go.
[02:10:31] Duuude-Ron :
I know.
[02:10:33] Bryan Goodwin:
You've not ever seen, oh, what is the name? That's oh, the name of the The tie? What is that? I can't say anything, dude. Honestly, I can't. But I know the song or the Yeah. Somewhere out there in a bubble bubble. Yeah. Yeah. That one.
[02:10:52] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. It's it's yeah. I know the movie.
[02:10:55] Bryan Goodwin:
An American Tail. Right. Yep.
[02:10:59] Rich Chelson:
Fivle the mouse, dude. Yeah.
[02:11:02] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.
[02:11:05] Rich Chelson:
Need to watch it. It's it's
[02:11:07] Bryan Goodwin:
yeah. You don't fuck with Fivle, man. Now that's it. That was, that was a good, that's a good flick right there. Yeah.
[02:11:14] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. You know, it was funny. 3 old guys talking about, a cartoon saying that's a damn good flick.
[02:11:23] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, okay. Okay. There there's a topic. So what are, what are some other old style cartoons or old style movies? When I say old style, I mean, from the seventies, eighties. And so what are some cartoons that you remember watching growing up that you don't think people would really be watching these days? Looney Tunes? Yeah. You you're not allowed to watch Looney Tunes anymore. That's just too violent. So Yeah.
[02:11:54] Rich Chelson:
You know, what about, Heckle and Jekyll?
[02:11:58] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, good God. I forgot about those damn, goddamn magnifies. Right. Yeah.
[02:12:03] Rich Chelson:
Right. What about Rocky and Bullwinkle?
[02:12:06] Bryan Goodwin:
I I remember well, they've what they they there's been a little reincursions of of, of Rocky and Bullwinkle. Yeah. But none of them They were lucky. What's the full rabbit out of my hat?
[02:12:20] Rich Chelson:
Wrong hat. No. Oh, the original Rocky and Bullwinkle. That was a bomb, man. Oh, yeah.
[02:12:29] Bryan Goodwin:
Boris and Natasha.
[02:12:32] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Oh, that was yeah. That was freaking that was freaking hilarious.
[02:12:37] Bryan Goodwin:
Sherman and Peabody?
[02:12:40] Rich Chelson:
Mhmm. Oh, yeah. Sherman and Peabody. Oh, man. I love that one.
[02:12:46] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, I mean, like like, some of the old, Ralph Bakshi movies.
[02:12:54] Rich Chelson:
Ralph? You're gonna have to Ralph Bakshi?
[02:12:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Let's see here. What are some of the Ralph Bakshi's, movies? Ralph Bakshi's, wizards. No. Never saw wizards? Let's see here. American pop? No. Toon skin? What was his first one? It was actually the first x rated cartoon to be released. Fritz the cat.
[02:13:37] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No.
[02:13:39] Bryan Goodwin:
No. You're not seeing prince the cat? Mm-mm. No. Dude, you have got some edumacation coming your way because that's that's my that's those are the shows you need to watch this weekend. At least at least a couple of them. I don't know if you'll be able to get goonskin. That one's a little on the, on the racist side. But still, good flick if if you're willing to, to pay attention to what the actual commentary is about. So Right. But Ralph actually blizzards, or blizzards, Wizards is probably one of my favorites.
[02:14:15] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. So, yeah, yeah, I've never heard of that.
[02:14:24] Bryan Goodwin:
So let's see here. Let's order some of his, his movies. Yeah. Fritz the cat, wizards. Oh, he did fire and ice also. I don't know if you've seen that one. No shit. Really? Oh, he did cool world. Okay. I didn't know that. I like cool world, but it was it's I said it came out about the same time as, who framed Roger Rabbit. So it's got the same effects of this guy being in a cartoon world. But but it's a real guy, you know, like Bob Hopkins was, but this time it's Brad Pitt. Okay. Yeah. And, and the main character, or the main cartoon character is again, another, another girl, but, can't think of what her name is. Holly, Hollywood.
And, and, she is played by it's not Cheryl Teague. What is her name? I know everybody listening, screaming at me right now. Right. Kim Basinger. Yeah. So but anyhow, Hollywood is a is, you know, this little vixen character who and is, actually trying to become a real woman, trying to break out of the out of the cartoon land and get into into the into the real world and, and stuff. Great. Yeah. A good movie. Good movie. Didn't get received very well, but at the same time, had some had some, really good, really good Ralph Bakshi moments in there. So Okay.
But, yeah, fire and ice is another good one if you if you that they that was kinda coming out during the swords and sorcerer, phase of Hollywood.
[02:16:24] Rich Chelson:
Okay. Yeah. I've I've never seen who framed rod Roger Rabbit.
[02:16:33] Bryan Goodwin:
So Who are you?
[02:16:38] Rich Chelson:
I told you I led a sheltered life.
[02:16:42] Bryan Goodwin:
That was in the eighties, dude. Oh, come on, dude. I'm dude, I'm telling you.
[02:16:48] Rich Chelson:
Growing up in the eighties for me, I seriously, I didn't know shit until I got in in the military and and, yeah, that just fucking everything I learned after that rocked my world for the next 15 years because I didn't know this shit went on in the world. I mean, I didn't I didn't I didn't meet my first black person till I was in 9th grade.
[02:17:16] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, we had we had our we used to joke around that our we had and Sunrise had their that had a token, black kid that ran around. He was, he was adopted with for into one of the families. So, Yeah. We had No. No. I knew. But Yeah.
[02:17:33] Rich Chelson:
I knew no black person now. I had seen him before when we go to town, and going to town for us at the time was driving 60 miles to, Columbia to go shopping. Right. Right. But I didn't know I didn't know any of them, you know. And I I didn't actually in fact, in high school, one of my best friends in high school was black named, Eric Coleman. Me and him played ball together, basketball. You know? And I'd go down the park and there was, like, 5, 6 other people down there playing. I was the only white kid down there playing. Well, I didn't care. You know? I said,
[02:18:13] Bryan Goodwin:
no. I'm gonna play, but Well, that's see, and that's just it. In the eighties, we we were playing together. That's one I think that's one of the reasons why us old fuckers have such a hard time with the whole black lives matter thing.
[02:18:31] Rich Chelson:
Right.
[02:18:32] Bryan Goodwin:
Because we grew up playing, standing shoulder to shoulder, working next to black men. And they had, we had no problem with each other.
[02:18:47] Rich Chelson:
None.
[02:18:49] Bryan Goodwin:
We didn't have racism crop up, honestly, until Barack Obama showed up, which Oh, yeah. Which rush Limbaugh actually predicted was gonna happen because he talked about when Willie Brown became governor And all of a sudden, everybody was taught screaming racism in in, in California, and you're going you've got a black governor. You've got the highest position in in the state. And y'all are saying white people are keeping black people down? I mean, this it makes no sense. And, you know, from the time Barack Hussein Obama Mhmm. Came along, then, yeah, it's almost as if that was the permission that they needed to have to, start screaming racism in in the US. And it's like, dude, there's no there wasn't any racism.
[02:19:41] Rich Chelson:
Right. But see, the thing is when when I was growing up in high school, we wasn't allowed to watch any movies that were questionable or anything like that. I mean,
[02:19:53] Bryan Goodwin:
it Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me.
[02:20:00] Rich Chelson:
I I mean I mean, we drink we freaking drink out of a garden hose and a well pump that we had to pump up. You know? Oh, yeah. I I don't know why. I mean, we couldn't god forbid, oh, no. In fact, the best little whorehouse in Texas was at the drive in theaters. And, well,
[02:20:22] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm Amazing, baby. Took this. And,
[02:20:25] Rich Chelson:
the thing is, we weren't allowed to watch it. We we had to lay down in the back of the station wagon and go to bed.
[02:20:34] Bryan Goodwin:
We couldn't. Yeah. And then and then you get to think it back going, oh, mom, you're you're a little, you're a little weirder than you you let on because it's like my stepmom. You know, she put out a she put out airs in front of us kids that she was prim and proper. Alright. But at the same time, looking back, that woman loved watching porkies.
[02:21:03] Rich Chelson:
Oh god. No. That was, yeah. I remember when that came out. Oh, fuck. He loved
[02:21:08] Bryan Goodwin:
best little whore house in Texas. She loved a lot of those really risky. I mean, she watched all 3 ver, all three parts of porkies, porkies 1, porkies 2, and porkies 3. She, which is funny because, I mean, one of my favorite movies was, is written by the very same guy who wrote porkies, which is gene shepherd who wrote a Christmas story.
[02:21:41] Rich Chelson:
Oh, really? Oh, yeah. That's that's crazy.
[02:21:46] Bryan Goodwin:
So, but yeah, I mean, there's just a lot of the little, little things you look back, you look at your mom going, you look, looked your mom going, oh, you were a lot freakier than you actually led on there. A woman. So just tell I mean, she she wouldn't wouldn't let dad have, you know well, her she would she would begrudgingly let dad have beer at the house. But if I but if her mom showed up, my grandma showed up and had to look in the, in the, the refrigerator and saw that dad had a 6 pack of beer in there or what was left of a 6 pack of beer, it was dumped out in the in the in the sink.
[02:22:36] Rich Chelson:
I don't doubt that. Yeah. I don't doubt that at all.
[02:22:39] Bryan Goodwin:
And so he's tapping his deadline. He didn't screw up his face and go, I'll say your mother was here. Just and just the things you look back on, you know, dad's told stories about the fur like, their wedding night. I mean, apparently, nothing really happened because Vicky got so drunk. She fell she passed out. She got so I was like, yeah. She got way polluted. So
[02:23:13] Rich Chelson:
Now that's the thing, though. We weren't yes. Yes. Stuff like that, we were not allowed to watch or anything. And yeah.
[02:23:22] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. Well, I've got your assignment coming up for this weekend.
[02:23:26] Rich Chelson:
Now now now I will say I have watched Porky's since I got away from the house. Oh, I'm sure you have. You know, I've watched I've watched few of the movies, but, yeah, a lot of the ones you mentioned. Yeah. No. I I haven't. Well, no. Like I said, you've got you've got an assignment now.
[02:23:43] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. You gotta watch at least Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
[02:23:50] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:23:52] Bryan Goodwin:
And then, you know, if if you, Wizards is a is a good one. And then the the cartoon, I was actually kind of, hoping someone was gonna bring up the last unicorn.
[02:24:09] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Don't know nothing about that.
[02:24:12] Bryan Goodwin:
That one, one of my favorite ones. And, it's actually my, one of my kids' favorite ones. I mean, we kids wa I I brought kids up on, on several different, shows. When Jaden got older, I mean, he went through and he watched, watched heavy metal. I mean, that was that was just a classic, you know, good that's just a damn good, show to watch. I've seen that one, but Yeah. I had to move out the house to see that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd have to move out of the house to watch that one. But, rock and rule. You can't find the damn thing around anymore. I have not been able to find it on any streaming. It's not on Amazon prime pisses me off, but rock and rule.
Awesome movie.
[02:25:02] Rich Chelson:
Oh, never heard of it.
[02:25:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Iggy Pop is, is plays the main villain in it. There are at least voices the main villain in it. But, Debbie Harry, I think it's Debbie Harry, does the, the main, the voice of the main heroine. So, see a rock And 1983, my name is Mark. Thanks a lot. Alright. Let's see here. IMDB. There we go. Oh, okay. Okay. So, Angel's Voice, was actually done by Susan Roman, but the, song was actually done by, was done by by, Debbie Harry, Blondie. Don, Franks does does the voice of mock while, the actual song the songs were performed, or his songs were formed by Iggy Pop. So Okay.
[02:26:30] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I have no idea what names you're talking about. So
[02:26:42] Bryan Goodwin:
Are you there, Brian? I am. I am. I was just, looking here through seeing what other little tidbits of weird trivia that come up with it in here. First painted cells filming actual cigarette smoke were used about the in the fog sequences. I mean yeah. Just all sorts of things. But yeah. I mean, it'd be nice if you could find find well, they say rock and roll is supposed to be oh, you can buy it for how much to dish collection?
[02:27:15] Rich Chelson:
999. I don't know. Just I just thought I don't know.
[02:27:23] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. I think, let's see here. Multi format is $269.99. Blu ray is 119. DVD is 130. Holy. Yeah. It's because it's tucked away. It's you can't you can't find it.
[02:27:44] Rich Chelson:
How old is the movie?
[02:27:47] Bryan Goodwin:
Came out in 83.
[02:27:49] Rich Chelson:
Oh, so, yeah. No. And now it still has another,
[02:27:55] Bryan Goodwin:
what, 50 years yet? Yeah. It still got a long ass ways to go. It's an animated show. It's about awesome flick. I remember, I mean, I watched it. I remember Leonard DeMoy on, on, oh, the kids show Nickelodeon.
[02:28:14] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:28:16] Bryan Goodwin:
When are you back in the mid eighties? Leonard Nimoy used to do a show about movies. Really? And it was called lights, camera, action.
[02:28:29] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:28:30] Bryan Goodwin:
And, he did one about rock and roll. He did another one about 1984, and those are the 2 main movies I, I remember seeing him talk about, and I forget exactly what they were talking about on it. But rock and roll was one of them. That was then, so eventually, it showed up in, in the on the movie channel, which was the, the premium service that we had growing up instead well, you could get the movie channel. You could get HBO. Whatever reason, my stepmom wanted, wanted the movie channel instead of HBO. So it took us a little longer sometimes to get, to get movies to show up.
But at the same time, we also had a shit ton of the really cool, horror movies that I had to sneak up as I'd wake up in the, at middle of the night sometimes and and, and go and watch, watch a horror movie. I'd have to sit there and go through the the cable guide and go, oh, hey. Look. Halloween's gonna be on at, 2 o'clock in the morning and Yeah. Go off setting with alarm so I could go and watch watch, watch Halloween and then stay up the rest of the night because then I was too damn scared to do anything. So We had TV guide, dude. Well, no. We had TV guide also. Oh, no. I don't understand. But to watch to to know what was coming on HBO, you had to use the cable guide, which was, just this little thin thin, TV guide deal.
It used the same same bracket as TV guide, but it was just a real thin real thin thing that was put out by the the, the cable company. Yeah. I remember seeing them. So you knew what that what came out on HBO. You knew what came out on the movie channel, and you know what came out on Cinemax.
[02:30:23] Rich Chelson:
We didn't have cable until yeah. I don't, honestly, I don't ever remember having cable.
[02:30:30] Bryan Goodwin:
We didn't we didn't get it until, our our house or Sunray itself didn't actually get it until, like, 85, 84, somewhere along that. Because I remember going to Dumas over to my cousin's house there and they had cable. And so Saturdays, whenever we'd go over there to go hang out as so, so my stepmom and, some of her friends go shopping, they would dump me and my sister's off over at, over my cousin's house. And we'd all sit around and watch movies, at that time. So it'd be me. It was like, all, all the kids would go hang out over cousin's house. And, one of the big movies that always came on on Saturdays, when we were growing up was caveman with, with Ringo Starr and and and, Dennis Quaid.
[02:31:27] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:31:28] Bryan Goodwin:
Have you not seen the caveman either? No. Okay. I know where you can watch, watch caveman. You can actually watch it on YouTube. Okay. All you have to do is search caveman movie, and you'll find the full thing on there. Okay. Yeah. No. Awesome movie. You'll love it. It's great. It's a dumb it's a dumb, stupid, goofy movie. You know, it's like, you you you figure out you you you get the great things like a 2 kid is the is, is, Ringo Starr's character's name, Atuk, and he's a caveman and stomping around. And you have a bunch of other cavemen, and, you got this really sexy cave woman, named, named Lana.
And, then you also Shelley Long plays in that. She plays a cave woman also. But, you know, you got a 2, a 2, a Luna Lana. So you you kinda figure out a Luna and Zug Zug. You know what Zug Zug is. And, yeah, I forbid you kinda figure out what that's about. And it's got it's just it's great because it's got little it's got park jokes. It's got booby jokes. It's got it's got all sorts of great stuff in there. And then then you you just laugh through it just because it's a stupid movie. It's, you know, it's got stop action dinosaurs in there. Come on, man. Well, you can't knock a good stop action dinosaur. So If you say so. Oh, well, I know so, man. I know so.
[02:32:53] Rich Chelson:
No. See, that's yeah. That see, I don't man, I don't know. Like I said yeah. It was it was, it was quite boring out of my house. We were normally kicked outside and Kicked outside. Yeah. Yeah. And when we came in, we had to watch whatever was on the TV. Watch
[02:33:14] Bryan Goodwin:
and, and, Love hee haw now. Oh, no. No. I'm not I'm not dogging now. Hee haw. Lawrence yeah. Go to the grandma parents' house. You watch the Lawrence Welk show. Oh, no. We we freaking washed it in our house. Oh, y'all did not never watched it, watched Lawrence Welk at at the house. I'd have to go over to grandma's house and then sit there and be watching the bubbles and the and the music and and all that. And that's all I ever remember at the Lawrence Welk show is just the fact there are bubbles and there was big band music. And
[02:33:48] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. That's it. Yeah. Some well, I mean, I mean, growing up, yeah, that was that stuff was kinda boring at times, but sometimes it was okay. Yeah. Yeah.
[02:34:00] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. But no, he all was awesome. I'll give you that. He all was, was, was great. Cause I mean, help that along the way about, about mid eighties old, or a little bit later, all of a sudden, you know, the hormones start kicking in and you start noticing, oh, those girls have got, you know, their their shirts tied in a very peculiar way. That's kinda interesting. So Oh, yeah. But
[02:34:26] Rich Chelson:
watch no TV or read no magazines to figure out all that that was going on. Oh, yeah. You you it was right there on front street.
[02:34:35] Bryan Goodwin:
Yes. So, yeah. That was just, that was the funniest thing after a while, you know, you start growing up and you start realizing it's like, Hey, wait a minute. Parents threw a fit about rock and roll because sex, drugs, and, and, and all that. And then you sit down and you listen to, listen to country music and there's people cheating on other people. There's always talking about someone's getting drunk.
[02:35:01] Rich Chelson:
No. You know?
[02:35:02] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. I you know, the the dog the dog left with the with the girlfriend and the and the girlfriend, left with the house and the pickup decided to go off with the Cadillac. And so, you know, it's like, oh, boo hoo. Poor guy. You know? But at the same time, it was you know, everybody was everybody was either sleeping with somebody else or was getting drunk. So, you know, it wasn't quite as hurley. Again, you know, looking back with, with older eyes, all of a sudden you're going, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Mom was a little freakier than what we thought, what we like to imagine. So,
[02:35:38] Rich Chelson:
well, thank God we didn't find out any earlier. We'd have been just
[02:35:43] Bryan Goodwin:
shell shocked. Oh, well, no, I'm still phenomenally convinced that I was hatched. Yeah. Yeah. My parents didn't do that shit. Nope. Not one not one little boink.
[02:35:54] Rich Chelson:
I think I I think I've found the fedora I want on hats unlimited.
[02:36:00] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, okay.
[02:36:02] Rich Chelson:
I'm gonna get I think I'm gonna get the Sinatra hat.
[02:36:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, that's a good classic one. I think you might I might wanna read the fine print. It may require that you have to sing from time to time.
[02:36:18] Rich Chelson:
Oh, I can sing. No one wants to hear it, but I can sing it. I'm I'm I love Frank. God's bread in the news. Hey. Oh, I yeah. I love I love Frank. I loved listening to him sing. Dean Martin.
[02:36:32] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh my god. Yeah. Start having you break out and lounge singer style. It's star wars. That groovy star wars. There's a monster out to get you. Hey. Yeah. So
[02:36:50] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I just if I do that. But, actually, Dean Martin, all them boys. I, yeah, I could sit and listen to them. Oh, yeah. You know? As in fact, I haven't played no Sinatra or Dean Martin here lately. I wind up doing that tomorrow.
[02:37:17] Bryan Goodwin:
There you go. Alright. We've got about 30 minutes left. I have I wanna start trying to bring in a question of the week for all of us to talk about.
[02:37:29] Rich Chelson:
Okay.
[02:37:30] Bryan Goodwin:
And so the question of this week is, let's say you were granted the opportunity to stop time. Alright? You could stop it for as long as you wanted to, but you could only do it once. The moment you reactivated time again, That was your only chance. Now you can everything that when the time has stopped, everything is movable. You can interact with anything and everything around.
[02:38:13] Rich Chelson:
Okay. Let let me ask you this then. If if let's say I move let's say I stop time and I move something, would that change the future?
[02:38:25] Bryan Goodwin:
I don't know if it changed the future, but it moved the thing that you were moving.
[02:38:29] Rich Chelson:
Well, none. Yeah. I figured that, but okay. Alright. Just wondering.
[02:38:35] Bryan Goodwin:
I would I would because, you know, if you if you took took like a, a glass off the table and moved it out into the middle of the room and then reactivated the, the, time again, the glass would fall and hit the ground. So, I mean, it would that affect the future? Oh, I think it would. But
[02:38:56] Rich Chelson:
Right. Well, the whole Skynet, man. Skynet.
[02:39:01] Bryan Goodwin:
So what would you do if you were granted the opportunity to stop time as long as you wanted to, you wouldn't age the people around you wouldn't age the, the machinery around you wouldn't age nothing would age. It was interactable, but you, but at, the moment you reactivated time, that was your only chance. You couldn't do it again. What would you do?
[02:39:33] Rich Chelson:
Wow. That's, you know, that's actually kind of a deep question. It's kind of cool, but honestly, I don't think I would stop time. Oh, you would too? Oh, no. You say you say the thing is because, I mean, I wanna see what's gonna happen. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen. I don't wanna mold time to, to my will.
[02:40:06] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, you wouldn't be molding it to your will. You would just be stopping it in a lie. And, and, and, at one moment.
[02:40:13] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. I know. But but okay. Let's say let's say let's let's say I stop time right now. Okay?
[02:40:20] Bryan Goodwin:
K.
[02:40:21] Rich Chelson:
And and it stays until I restarted it. I could go anywhere in the world Yep. Do anything I wanted. Yep. Change anything I wanted, and then come right back here, restart time like nothing ever happened. You see, I, honestly, I don't want that much power because I can screw the world up. I would think I mean, that's that's just my thoughts. You know, me and you see, that's the thing, though. Knowing this stuff ahead of time, or let's say let's say I did this, went and did whatever I wanted to do, come back, and I knew I I still have full conscious of what I did.
[02:41:10] Bryan Goodwin:
Yep.
[02:41:11] Rich Chelson:
Okay. So so, therefore, I could kinda I could kinda predict what was gonna happen by what I did. You know? Whether it was good or bad. You know? I mean, some of the stuff might might sneak up on me and show me I was wrong, which are all of it, but whatever. You know? But, see, that's that's where that's where I I don't like surprises, but I kinda wanna not be knowing what's gonna happen.
[02:41:43] Bryan Goodwin:
K. How about you, dude? What would you what would you do?
[02:41:51] Duuude-Ron :
You know? I really don't know, truthfully. I really don't know.
[02:42:05] Bryan Goodwin:
What if you did know?
[02:42:13] Duuude-Ron :
You know, I don't. I could not give you an answer right now.
[02:42:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, come on, man. We're fracking out on this.
[02:42:22] Rich Chelson:
Dude, dream a little if you want. You know? I mean, I mean, see, that's the thing. There's no right or wrong answer here. I mean, dream because it's it's you're the one in control. I mean, you would stop time. Brian and I would not be moving or talking. You know? You would have peace and quiet for at least a minute.
[02:42:45] Bryan Goodwin:
Sorry. I just popped into my head. I mean, hell, you can go off and and pay it's rich and bend them over and stick a paddle in my hand and make it look like I'm about to whoop his ass. I mean, come on. You can have fun with this. Mary Todd Biden.
[02:42:59] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I believe you went there, dude.
[02:43:04] Duuude-Ron :
You know, that right that the image of that right there just,
[02:43:11] Rich Chelson:
It's just wrong, isn't it, dude? It's just wrong.
[02:43:16] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. It's every bit of all kinds of wrong.
[02:43:21] Rich Chelson:
That's a whole lot of Power of Oh, come on.
[02:43:24] Bryan Goodwin:
You gotta have a little fun. You've got the power of of time in your hand to stop it for as long as you want to. He can he can manipulate anybody, anything around, and they wouldn't have a clue. Come on. You don't you you wouldn't be tempted to, like, grab something grab your the biggest nemesis you know at work and drag them over in front of a in front of a semi truck that looks like it's doing about 70 miles an hour?
[02:44:13] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I'm trying to think of a, you know, a specific thing. You know, that is kinda hard. So I wonder how that would, do to affect the, the winning of a lottery and the path that, you know, you weren't gonna win the power say, the Powerball, and then all of a sudden
[02:45:00] Rich Chelson:
you do what
[02:45:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, something like that. What would what's keeping you from before the last ball comes up, having your having your lottery ticket go through there, dig through all the different balls, and find your numbers, put them all in line.
[02:45:24] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, yeah.
[02:45:28] Bryan Goodwin:
And so, you know Yeah. That would definitely There you go. I got all of those six numbers.
[02:45:35] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. That would, I could I could, yeah. That would definitely make me happy. That would definitely be a riot. You know? Because and then the ramifications of that because I did and shouldn't have, what is that going to do as far as the time for everybody else? You know, going into start in the Star Trek, the word that, where you change change your path and then Henry Flattery?
[02:46:36] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm I'm gonna remember something like that.
[02:46:39] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I can't remember exactly how they, did damn it.
[02:46:51] Rich Chelson:
Where
[02:46:54] Duuude-Ron :
they where it should have never happened and because something changed. You know, say if I go back in time and 10 years ago, I go back in time, win the lottery, you know, how would my life be versus how it is now?
[02:47:20] Bryan Goodwin:
Right. But you see that that is the hang that is the hang up. You're you're not able to go back in time. You can only stop time.
[02:47:32] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Okay.
[02:47:36] Bryan Goodwin:
So you can manipulate it. Like I said, you could probably go through, take whatever, lottery balls have come out so far, take them off, and then put the ones that you want up on there.
[02:47:46] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Mhmm.
[02:47:48] Bryan Goodwin:
And no one I don't know. They're And no one would be the wiser.
[02:47:52] Rich Chelson:
Dude, it wouldn't matter because, you know, when those those numbers aren't recorded until after they're done drawing. Well, actually, I don't know. I don't know how they're done. So but, I mean, those numbers are not recorded until after they draw
[02:48:08] Duuude-Ron :
them. So Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[02:48:11] Rich Chelson:
I'm right during the drawing. No one's gonna know any different, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You're right about that.
[02:48:25] Duuude-Ron :
I'm trying to think of You know, going back to what you just said with, Brian having a paddle, getting ready to smack Rich in the ass.
[02:48:44] Rich Chelson:
Dude, that's That that
[02:48:46] Duuude-Ron :
is just that thank you very much, Brian, for sticking that in my head.
[02:48:53] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, you know, y'all y'all are being boring. Come on, man. You got to have fun. Well Hell, like, I would I my what I would end up doing is I would all of a sudden have all the good looking women clothes all of a sudden disappear. That's what I would do. Just poof. You know? They'd be walking along down the street and all of a sudden poof. No clothes. Come on, man. You gotta have fun.
[02:49:21] Rich Chelson:
Would you at least fold them and lay them lay them, you you let, lay the clothes beside them? Well, no.
[02:49:29] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, you just throw them everywhere? I would just I would just Thank you. They would suddenly somehow magically appear in a pile in the middle of the Grand Tetons, which is funny because apparently Teton is actually French for tits. I didn't know that, but until about a couple days ago. But yeah.
[02:49:53] Rich Chelson:
Oh, yeah. I had learned that a long time ago. The, Indians called it the Grand Tetons, and that's yeah. I had learned that. Fuck. I'd learned that back in the nineties when I went up and over the Grand Teton.
[02:50:09] Bryan Goodwin:
I was So, yeah. Yeah. It's, the Grand Tetons are actually technically known as the big t. So
[02:50:18] Duuude-Ron :
and I man, I just learned that tonight.
[02:50:22] Rich Chelson:
Really? Okay. Yeah.
[02:50:26] Duuude-Ron :
Never had a clue.
[02:50:27] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. No. Grand Tetons, the big titties. Uh-huh.
[02:50:39] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Nope. Didn't know that until tonight.
[02:50:42] Bryan Goodwin:
So but, yeah, that would be my little element of of chaos. It's just all of a sudden all the good and it'd just be the good looking. The feminist, they they they they'd say it's closed and may wind up having a bag on their head for some reason. Hey. You know? You know?
[02:50:58] Rich Chelson:
Is is that is that is that Ray Stevens that sings that song, everything is beautiful?
[02:51:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everything is beautiful.
[02:51:08] Rich Chelson:
I wanna sing it. In its own way.
[02:51:11] Duuude-Ron :
I was trying to sing it in my head because I wasn't gonna You know what? Every time Brian sings, every time Brian sings, it hurts my eyeball. A squirrel a squirrel falls out of the tree. Exactly. Yeah. No. It hurts my eyeballs. Good.
[02:51:29] Rich Chelson:
Good. Oh, Lord. But yeah. No. I I mean, dude, boobies are boobies, man. Hell yeah.
[02:51:39] Bryan Goodwin:
Frozen in time or not. Right. It's not like I'm gonna grope them much.
[02:51:47] Rich Chelson:
Yeah, dude. Yeah.
[02:51:49] Duuude-Ron :
Thank you. And what was the name of that movie with Adam Sandler where he had the remote that could stop time or fast forward your time. Click. Okay. There you go. When he was, at his boss. Oh, yeah. And he pauses time and just smacks the shit out of his boss and then starts it over. And his boss is like,
[02:52:18] Bryan Goodwin:
wow. What the fuck? Exactly.
[02:52:26] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. I would you know, that I think I could, yeah. That would be hilarious to be able to do. Have a remote, stops time, and just, you know, go and smack. Just knock the shit out of some people and then click it and, you know, what the what their reaction would be. That would be that would be very comical.
[02:52:59] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, well, yeah. You grab that that paddle that you you stuck in my hand and go around and smack smack everybody on the butt. They wouldn't realize it until you started time up again. All of a sudden, everyone would go.
[02:53:12] Duuude-Ron :
No. I would not take a paddle to their ass. I would take that paddle to the side of their head. You know, it just you know, for why it does that? Whenever somebody I don't know if it happens to you guys. When somebody gets smacked in the fucking head, it just I just fucking laugh. I I don't know about you guys, but when you know, do you say you're watching a YouTube or something or, you know, that comes up on Facebook and somebody gets smacked in the head or smacked in the face with a ball or something like that, man, I just start fucking laughing. I don't know what why that is so fucking funny to me when somebody gets hit in the face with a ball or or something.
Well, I I don't know. Whack I don't know if that makes you guys laugh, but fucking just I roll on the floor.
[02:54:14] Rich Chelson:
You ever watched the whack fuck videos on TikTok?
[02:54:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's play a game
[02:54:22] Duuude-Ron :
of whack fuck.
[02:54:26] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Oh, it's it's that is I mean, that is hilarious. I don't care who you are.
[02:54:34] Duuude-Ron :
You know, have you seen the one where the, grizzly bear gets hit in the nuts with a fucking,
[02:54:42] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, yeah. With the budget cord? Yeah.
[02:54:47] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. I understand.
[02:54:50] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, man. That's that was just fucking hilarious. How do you take down a 500 pound bear? Get him in the nuts with a bungee cord. Yeah. Especially when he was scratching his back. Yeah. Enjoying himself so much, scratching his back, and then he gets hit in the fucking nuts.
[02:55:17] Rich Chelson:
This is rude, man. I don't care who you go. Fucking rude. I mean, if I'm scratching my back against the tree yeah. No. This is rude.
[02:55:31] Duuude-Ron :
Oh, man. Yeah. That's yeah. Just thinking about that makes me cringe. It's like, ow. Ow. Sucks to be that bear. Exactly.
[02:55:49] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad I'm not a, I'm not a bear.
[02:55:57] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Near a bungee cord. Yeah. You got, you know, Brian, you're thinking with, you know, stopping time and what you have described with it. Man, you worry me sometimes.
[02:56:18] Bryan Goodwin:
Oh, man. I we ain't even gotten into the fun stuff yet.
[02:56:22] Rich Chelson:
Yeah. Oh, wow.
[02:56:26] Duuude-Ron :
It it makes me wonder how you can pass a physical.
[02:56:30] Bryan Goodwin:
Well, there's nothing physical about it. It's all it's all psychological. As long as I can No.
[02:56:35] Duuude-Ron :
No. I'm talking about passing a physical with all the fucking crack you smoke.
[02:56:43] Bryan Goodwin:
Not not not any crack at all. It's it it was, it's, it's speed. Oh, speed. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, man. Get it right. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Speed was a pretty crazy crack. You you think I'm a crackhead? It's the blackheads.
[02:57:05] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. You you you make me fucking worry sometimes. I tell you what. I you know, I wish I was that quick on on the draw with jokes and so on like that. You know? But, unfortunately, I'm not. I got a coworker that can come off the cuff of something, like, instantaneously. And I'm standing there looking at him, like, trying to get the gears of my mind to, comprehend what he just said. Man, I wish I was quick like that, but I'm just, you know, slowpoke Rodriguez.
[02:57:54] Bryan Goodwin:
They carry a gun. Okay. I was gonna say, well, at least you carry a big ass gun. So Yeah.
[02:58:00] Duuude-Ron :
With that big ass sombrero that he used to have. Oh, yeah.
[02:58:05] Bryan Goodwin:
No. He had a small one. Had a little bitty, some rather sit on top of his head. Was it? Yeah.
[02:58:14] Duuude-Ron :
Okay.
[02:58:15] Bryan Goodwin:
It it was more point than than it was anything else. Well, I know Speedy had a big one.
[02:58:24] Duuude-Ron :
I thought, Slowpoke had won double the size of what Speedy had.
[02:58:30] Bryan Goodwin:
I'll have to go back and look at that. Well, now it's what I'm doing right now too. It's like, don't see anything here. I can't remember. Oh, good god. I spelled slowpoke, and it's s s s s l o w s l o w. There we go. Hey. Yeah. It was a high peak.
[02:58:50] Rich Chelson:
It it was a small very small brand, but a very tall peak. Yeah. Oh, okay.
[02:58:58] Bryan Goodwin:
I'll go back and look at that. He's the cousin of Speedy.
[02:59:02] Duuude-Ron :
Yeah. Don't mess with. Yep. Gary, you're gone.
[02:59:09] Bryan Goodwin:
He used to sing. Yeah.
[02:59:18] Duuude-Ron :
God, you know, the things that I have you know, we forget, and then all of a sudden, bam, we get into a conversation about it, and it's like, wow. Right. I remember watching that, and it's like, you know, I'll go to bed tonight and wake up tomorrow and won't even remember half of this conversation, and we'll forget about speedy Gonzales and slowpoke Rodriguez in a heartbeat.
[02:59:51] Bryan Goodwin:
Until you wake up and realize you had a dream that you were slowpoke Rodriguez being chased by being chased by Rich with a paddle.
[03:00:00] Rich Chelson:
No. You got the paddle. I don't.
[03:00:04] Bryan Goodwin:
Yeah. But he's sleeping. So, you know, all of a sudden, you know, your brain's gonna mix shit up.
[03:00:09] Rich Chelson:
Well, true. This is true.
[03:00:16] Duuude-Ron :
And you guys.
[03:00:19] Bryan Goodwin:
So, alright. Well, anyhow, so we're coming up on the, on the end of this, fun field action packed trip. So we'll go ahead and we'll, we'll go and start giving, giving our good long, slow kiss good night. So but anyhow so, guys, this, show is a, is a show that is created as a value for value type of of show. And the reason why we chose to do it this way is because, 1, we don't like to to ask y'all for for money. We also don't like to go off and try to to sell stuff and stay, quote, unquote, brand safe because if we say something or do something, you know, like me making the comment about, stopping time and taking all the girls' clothes all the good looking girls' clothes off.
Well, that's sexist. That's misogynistic. Yeah. That's whatever. And that would be I would actually have had to have held that little bit a bit back out of fear that the that the, the sponsors would become offended, and we have to self censor. Thanks to, thanks to the sponsorship model of using advertisement. So as a, as a means to not do that and to be able to keep a fully free speech platform, it's gone to value for value. Now what this means is that what do you think this show is worth? That's it. That's all that's the only question we have to ask. Did you find any value? If you did, what do you consider that value to be? And that's how you can actually share and help us to be able to keep this show going.
You can do so by if you're by using a podcasting 2.0 compliant type of platform, you can get one of those over new podcast apps.com. I believe it's new podcast apps. New podcasting. Let's let's see. Double check here now that I'm saying that. Yeah. New podcast apps.com. And there, you could actually find apps like True Fans and, and and, Podverse, Podcast Guru, Fountain. There are a lot of these different types of apps out there that allow for you for you to be able to, a, listen to the show live when we go when we start, when we go live, you'll get an actual little signal, a little notification on your phone saying, Hey, 2 grumpy vets and a dude went live. You can listen to it now and you can actually listen to the show live as it's being recorded. And there'll be a little few extra things in there that don't happen on the on after the show is recorded because what we'll do is we it'll lock the front and the back and off, and we may do a little bit of cleanup in in between and then post it up.
There might be a little bit of music added here, there, whatever. And so there's just a little bit of there's some changes that are made. So if you wanna hear the show in its raw state, you can listen to it live. You can also see that we have other shows that we recommend to other people. And this is in the form of a pod roll, and this is something else that is great because it's a pod for podcasting 2.0. But the one the the greatest things about that is that the podcasting 2.0 apps have a funding tag. And what this means is that if you want to help us out, you can either, a, send, send over Satoshis or at a, some places are actually using, Noster, element, point, forms of, of, of Satoshi forms of Bitcoin, or you can actually even just send Fiat currency. This is, you know, the little green certificates of appreciation that, that you get at the end of, of a hard day's work.
And you can, send it over via via PayPal. And, and from there, we were able to receive it and apply it to, to hosting fees for the podcast, equipment, things like that, and to help us be able to, able to grow. So there's a lot of different, lot of different forms of value that come. Thanks to Adam Curry and Dave Jones and all the other people who are working tirelessly to develop podcasting 2.0 standards and and all the aspects that it that it involves. Now when it comes to, like, the, the Satoshi stuff, they're actually a little bit of a, of a change going in because the primary supplier or the primary person who was doing the, the wallets for Satoshis didn't want to be a bank, didn't wanna be a a a currency holder because, the US was making rattling their everybody's, cages saying, Hey, you can't be doing this because, you know, and I get it. You don't wanna have, you don't wanna hold on to a whole bunch of people's money because if something happens and you lose a whole bunch of money, well, guess who's responsible for all that money that got lost person who, who they were holding it for.
So it's a, it's a, it's kind of a, of a big deal if you're holding money for other people. But there's a lot of different ways that are coming about. Like I said, there's Noster that's, doing stuff. Fountain is a great app that uses both, the lightning, network, but also Noster. And so there's a lot of stuff that's going on, and all thanks to people who are passionate about doing podcasts, passionate about being able to have songs that are that are able to be to be listened to. And, yeah, there's songs. There's actual music that is being, applied to the podcasting 2 point o. So if there's actually not just songs, but they're looking at books, courses, things like that. There's a lot of different things that are coming down the pipe, thanks to the work that that all the people doing podcasting 2.0 supported stuff is is is actually doing.
So do you can if depending on how you wanna wanna help us help support us, you can you support us not just by money, but you also got time and talent. So if you wanna be able to help us get or create a, a community so that everybody can come together and start talking and thinking of, of ideas and and and things like that, We'd love to have you come, come in and and help us out and help us in whatever way you're able to. If you're a really good at, like, graphic design, maybe you're wanting to spend the time making, making, chapter art or things along, things along those lines. There's different ways of being able to help. You don't have to just give money to be able to help us out. You can you can donate time. You can donate, talents.
Not and and then also you can donate treasure. So anyhow, so guys, that's what we're doing. Now the reason that we also do this is just so that we can show everybody, hey. This is how men men stand around and we like to have a good time. We like to talk. We like to tease. We like to to, to interact with each other in these ways. And, sadly, a lot of the of society doesn't understand why men act the way they do. But this is just how men act. It's not toxic. It's not horrible. It's not terrible. It's normal. It's natural. And guys need this type of interaction for us to be healthy.
Everybody likes to run around talking about mental health. Well, this is what healthy men do. We sit around. We talk. We bullshit. We have fun. We call each other names. We call we we poke fun at each other. And on top of that, we we live a life with other men. And that's what we're doing. And that's the primary objective, reason why I wanted to bring this show up. And it just so happened to be that I like like spending time talking with Rich, and I have a great time sitting around talking with dude. And sometimes you it's real it gets real fun if you can find a way of getting dude wound up, because then all sort he starts making all sorts of little little noises. It's kinda it gets kinda entertaining after a while. And so eventually, we'll get here. We'll get the dude really hit in about 3rd, 4th gear, and and you'll you'll you'll be quite the quite entertained with, with his antics. But at the moment, still, we we we haven't quite found found the the chink in his, in his armor. He has been he stayed quite, quite the, the cool hand loop type of guy. So but don't worry. One day, we're gonna get him. We're gonna we'll find the best way of getting him to just go. Right? And and and let the world see see what, what, hulking, hulking dude looks like. So but, I am. So, guys, with that, I wanna say thanks again for listening. If you have any comments or questions or anything, send them over to us. My email is circle cast, c I r c l e c a s t, circle cast as in, like, how goofy casts a fishing rod. Circle [email protected], and then you can also get ahold of rich@rchelson.
That's [email protected] also. And, if you liked anything that we you heard, thought it was funny, wanted to share it out, Please share it out. Share it with the guys you know. Share it with the guys you don't know. Share it with the guys that you don't like. You might even be able to use this as a means to annoy the annoy your enemy. Would love to just be able to share it. Have people who, who discover the, the show and and like it because we are we are ever so slowly glow growing, but we're, but we are growing nonetheless. We are up into the ride in the statistics, and that is exactly how we wanna be able to go. So, Rich, got anything, parting shots that you'd like to make?
[03:11:08] Rich Chelson:
No. I just like to thank everyone for listening and listening to us ramble and talk about stuff that you probably never heard of or if you had heard of it forgotten about. Yeah. We do this every week, with the exception of holiday weeks. Normally, we, take a pause to, you know, spend time with our loved ones as well. So, but yeah. No. It it it we just love doing this because hanging out with Brian and the dude, yeah, you never know what's gonna come out of any one of our mouths at any time. And that's why you you should be telling your friends to listen and keep coming back and listening every week. Now we probably will piss you off 1 week and then make you pee yourself the next week, you know, but that's how it rolls because, we don't
[03:12:02] Bryan Goodwin:
we don't know what we're gonna talk about. So Right. And not to mention, guys, if you're if if we do piss you off, keep listening because there are there is such things as hate listens. There are a lot of people who listen to a podcast simply because it just pisses them off and it gets them to really gets them really going and stuff. And so, Hey, if we're, if we have the opportunity and the pleasure to do do that for you, we are, we do consider ourselves highly blessed, the ability that we are able to piss you off in that general form and fashion.
[03:12:34] Rich Chelson:
Oh, exactly. And, yeah, we had to be of service in that case. But, you know, if, if we do piss you off and and it's and and you just can't you just can't get over it, please email us, [email protected] atgmail.com. We would really love to hear from you, man. Like, really. You know? You know, if you like us, send us an email. You know, tell us, hey. Y'all are great. Love y'all. You know, we'd be like, oh, you know, heart sign. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. You know? I don't know what we'd do, but we'll do something. But, yeah, just, you know, reach out and say, hey, boo, shit, or howdy. We don't care.
[03:13:25] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm a guy. Yeah. Never heard that statement. That was a new one. Yep. We should have had it. Really?
[03:13:31] Rich Chelson:
Oh my god. I've been saying that for 35 year now.
[03:13:36] Bryan Goodwin:
Good night. Well, it's the first time I was actually listening to you. Alright?
[03:13:40] Rich Chelson:
No. Hey. I better mark that on my calendar. Now yeah. Seriously, send us an email, talk to us, you know, say hey to us or whatnot. You know? Thank you for listening, and, y'all have a beautiful night, you know, and a beautiful week. And we'll we'll be back next week for sure. Yep. What you got, man?
[03:14:05] Duuude-Ron :
You know, I was, you beat me to the punch with the aspect of, you know, if you enjoy the show, please let us know and drop us a line. And, again, that way we can if there's a topic that someone wants to listen to us ramble on about, you know, let us know, and I'm sure we can ramble on. Again, if it makes you happy, mad, sad, or glad, you know, it will, you know, our opinion on what your topic is. And, again, please love to hear you and, hear your comments and, enjoy talking to these 2 gentlemen every week, and letting everybody else share in our conversations.
[03:15:07] Bryan Goodwin:
Okay. Oh, it helps if I have text. We turn my turn my mute off, sitting there just blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And it's like, wait a minute.
[03:15:16] Rich Chelson:
Not hearing nothing. Yeah. That's my that's my I've got a little flashing light that I look at, make sure
[03:15:22] Bryan Goodwin:
I'm not using them or not. So but alright. Well, guys, I appreciate y'all, both you you fine gentlemen coming on and listening and talking and sharing and and and and and having a good time here at the show. And I'll tell y'all out there in the, in the audience. Appreciate it also. Thank you again for, for coming in and listening. We'll see y'all next week. So till then. Bye.
[03:15:49] Rich Chelson:
Later.
[03:15:50] Duuude-Ron :
Peace out.
[03:15:52] Bryan Goodwin:
Alright, guys. We'll catch y'all next week. Alright. Alright. Good night. Night.
Introduction and Banter
Food and Grocery Store Brands
Military Memories and Chemical Weapons
Work Stories and Trucking Challenges
Daily Routine and Weather Talk
Cold Weather and Clothing Preferences
Shaving and Grooming Habits
Dog Stories and Sleeping Arrangements
Music Preferences and Nostalgia
Hat Styles and Fashion Choices
Cartoons and Childhood Memories
Movies and Sheltered Upbringing
Hypothetical Scenarios and Time Manipulation
Closing Remarks and Listener Engagement
