Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

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Welcome to another episode of 2 Grumpy Vets, where three friends, Brian, Rich, and the Dude, gather to share their unique perspectives on life, humor, and social commentary. This week, we dive into a variety of topics, from the mundane to the profound, all while showcasing the importance of male camaraderie and intentional living. We kick off with a light-hearted discussion about the challenges of keeping our gadgets charged and the simple joys of flying drones. The conversation takes a turn as we explore societal norms, particularly focusing on feminism and the pressures women face regarding beauty standards. We question the impact of societal expectations on personal expression and individuality. Our discussion meanders through various rabbit holes, including the peculiarities of weather forecasting, the intricacies of tattoos and piercings, and the cultural shifts in military grooming standards. We also touch on the importance of doing your own research in the age of misinformation and the role of media in shaping public perception. As we navigate through these topics, we reflect on the value of friendship and the unique ways men communicate and support each other. Whether it's through shared silence or spirited debates, the bonds formed in these conversations are invaluable. Join us as we explore these themes and more, all while keeping the spirit of fun and friendship at the forefront. Thank you for tuning in, and we hope you enjoy the ride!

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[00:00:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Hey, man. Hello. And welcome to 2 grumpy vets. And, dude, this is a show that each week allows for 3 friends to get together and live life intentionally.   We do this by throwing a little social commentary   with our own weird sense of humor and our thoughts together   to show folks that living   having weekly conversations   is a good way to help   each other out, help men become better men. And so now on with the show with Brian,   Rich, and the dude.   Recorded. Making in progress.  

[00:00:38] Rich Chelson:

Mister Brian.  

[00:00:39] Duuude-Ron :

Hello.   What's going on, dude? Oh, not much. I didn't wouldn't watch and what my what my battery level was on my phone, so I'm having to charge it up a bit. I connected the thing up. I was down, like, 25%. I was like, shit. I ain't gonna make it very far. Because usually I can get it up to about  

[00:00:57] Bryan Goodwin:

80%. By the time I'm done, it's down about 18. So   it takes a lot of battery use to to to   to stream off the battery.   So This would yeah. Just a little bit.   Could I even hold up this week the today? This weekend. We need weekend. Yeah.  

[00:01:18] Rich Chelson:

Oh,   Yeah.   Not too bad. I think good,   Yeah. Yeah. I know. I I didn't do much today.   It it it day wasn't as bad as yesterday, but it just   I don't know. I just really didn't   feel like going anywhere or doing anything.   See, I did fly my drone. No.  

[00:01:46] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good.  

[00:01:49] Rich Chelson:

It is it is an improvement over the 3, I would.  

[00:01:53] Duuude-Ron :

I bet.  

[00:01:55] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. The,   the screen, the video picture,   the quietness,   the,   they must have improved the GPS on it   because   where I take off from,   my 3 would land within about 3 foot.   Right?  

[00:02:16] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.  

[00:02:17] Rich Chelson:

This 4 lands damn near exactly where it took off from. Oh, that's cool.   Yeah. Dang.   I gotta turn that down.  

[00:02:28] Bryan Goodwin:

It's a lot.   Sorry.   I came I didn't came across this earlier this week, and I was in a lot of the circles and talking about it. And I'm like, yeah. Yeah. It's definitely something to talk about just because it it fits in with the the whole,   theory that I had that,   the left actually   like I said, feminism   is not   for equal access women. It is equal access to Buggie women.   And so   there's here's a little bit of a little bit more of exhibit a.  

[00:03:08] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. No. I no. I flew my drone a couple times and and,   see, what's   what's funny is I had,   I had heard that   you could use the,   use a mini 3   batteries, but it would it would throw it could throw up an error code or it would throw up an error code. Okay.   No. It doesn't.   Well, at least not on mine, it doesn't.   K.   So   so yeah. I mean, yeah. Because   I mean, I can still use my 3 batteries if I want.   So but, yeah,   in in, on   now now I haven't tried it on the 3. I haven't looked. But,   say what?   When you do the, return to home   Right.  

On the   on the controller   that I have now, which is a new one,   that has a built in screen?  

[00:04:20] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-huh.  

[00:04:22] Rich Chelson:

It shows you the flight path it's gonna take   when it's coming back.  

[00:04:30] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, okay. Okay.  

[00:04:32] Rich Chelson:

So  

[00:04:34] Duuude-Ron :

I thought I thought that was cool. Yeah. Yeah. At least you now know that if it's gonna where you're gonna have to jump in the lake to swim to.  

[00:04:43] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Right. If it don't sink.  

[00:04:46] Bryan Goodwin:

It don't make it. Yeah.  

[00:04:49] Rich Chelson:

So   but,   yeah. No. It just yeah. Yeah. I flew it a couple of times just, you know, testing it. And you see the 3, it's funny because the 3 has got, like,   oh, I don't know, fucking   10, 12 different, you know, video   settings, you know. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. It's got 1080p   at 24 frames, 25 frames, 30 frames, 60 frames,   you know, it it's got 4 or 5 of those, and then it's got 2.7 k, then it's got 4 k.   The 4, it has,   10 80p   and 4 k. That's it. 4 k.  

[00:05:29] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. And it and it and it eats the, eats the storage up in   2 and a half meg.  

[00:05:36] Rich Chelson:

It can. It can unless you have a real big I've got a 128 gig, SD card in it. Uh-huh. I can I can go up to 512?   But,   yeah, normal 3 minute video,   that's   let's see. 5 or 6 gigs?   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'll it'll it'll run like that. So   but  

[00:06:10] Duuude-Ron :

Boy. Oh, shit. I don't know why I haven't heard from Don yet.   You didn't text the dude? I I I haven't texted the dude yet. Don't force him out? Oh, yeah. I haven't texted Duude. That's his phone.   Now 22 excuse me, 5 Yeah.  

[00:06:30] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Let's let's,  

[00:06:35] Bryan Goodwin:

I'm at 56 months now. It's   I'm 56%.  

[00:06:40] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Is this a HOC 2 girl?  

[00:06:45] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-uh.   Okay. Sydney Sweeney? No. No. No. No.  

[00:06:49] Rich Chelson:

Okay. But,   yeah, I've got yeah. Let's let's   let's kinda touch on this because I I I I   just reading this article, and it's like,   dude, I yeah. I got I got I got shit popping into my head. Like, what the fuck? Over. Oh, yeah. Well, what's funny  

[00:07:12] Bryan Goodwin:

is   pay attention to all the   quote unquote experts   that there that, this, this gal is talking to.   There's not one of them that's a dude.  

[00:07:31] Duuude-Ron :

That's why they have like, oh, okay. Well, no. They don't have a guy.  

[00:07:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. It's like the feminist to go, oh, talk to all the women. My son asked to do to do a guy as to why.   He likes good looking women as opposed to fat, chunky, you know, women with shit tons of metal in their face.  

[00:07:54] Rich Chelson:

Oh, and that's   that's something I've seen.   I've been seeing quite a bit around here. A lot of a lot of women has  

[00:08:03] Bryan Goodwin:

that had these fucking nose rings. I'm I mean, right. Yeah. And they think they they think they're cute, and it's like No. No. I just wanna grab my dog leash and clip it on there and then just start walking and watch you come along. You know what I mean? You ain't you ain't doing anything other than following.  

[00:08:18] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, and and see, that's the thing. You know?   There's a lot of these girls that'd be very fucking pretty,   you know, if they didn't have a big old   piece of metal   in between their   their nostrils.   Yep. You know, it's like it's like, what the hell are you doing? You know? You know, expressing yourself?   How is how is having a hunk of metal   in between your nostrils,   expressing yourself.   You're doing what everybody else is doing. You're not expressing shit. You're following the leader. It's like That's all you're doing.   Yeah. I mean I I mean, this is why I am the way I am,   you know, because I don't follow the leader. I   I fucking march to my drum,   my own drum, and trust me. My drum's been broke for 50 fucking years. I don't know. And that's, I mean, that's  

[00:09:15] Bryan Goodwin:

precisely what what I'm,   what I've I've told my kids and because, you know, back when tattoos really started to become popular back in the   back in the late nineties.   Right. You know, everybody was like, well, it's here. I'm expressing myself. And I was like, going   makes me unique. How am I going, dude? You're already unique.   There's only one of you around. Now what you're doing is you're making yourself look   like everybody else.  

[00:09:47] Rich Chelson:

Yep.  

[00:09:48] Bryan Goodwin:

So how are you being unique, Kim? Like, well, this is my my own personality. Oh, your personality is your personality.   That's a drawing that you put on that you've had permanently put into your skin. Now, of course, also wait until you're 80 years old and see how proud you are of having yourself covered from head to toe in ink.  

[00:10:07] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean I mean, it's I mean, that's   that's an old that's an old   thing. That   who cares about that, really? I'm well, I don't. Okay. I'm just saying I don't care.   Some people do care. Well Okay. But  

[00:10:23] Bryan Goodwin:

but the fact that when all of a sudden you've got, you got a little Hawaiian check on your shoulder, and all of a sudden, she's gone to be really long, and her tits are hanging down longer lower,   they   they were before because your your skin doesn't doesn't snap too like it used to. Right. You know? Your drawing is gonna be a bit out of shape. Well yeah. Oh, no. No. It is. And, yeah, it won't it won't look good at all, but,  

[00:10:49] Rich Chelson:

you know,   it still is the the thing is, you know, everyone says, oh, oh, I wanna tap like like everyone else, and it's like, why? Why do you wanna be like everyone else?   You know? I mean, yes. I've got tats,  

[00:11:02] Bryan Goodwin:

and I've got let's see. 1, 2, 3. I got 5 tats. That's it. I don't I don't even I don't have any. I'm Yeah. I've got mold.  

[00:11:13] Rich Chelson:

But you see, the thing is my tats   all have a meaning.   Some people you know, a lot of people say, yeah. Yeah.   Yeah. My tats have a meaning too. You know. And and it's like, okay, that's fine.   But but, yeah, when for a while   during that tat obsession and even even in the last few years because tats are still crazy,   you know,   A lot of girls, especially, want butterflies   or want dolphins,   you know. And and that's fine, but   what does that dolphin mean to you, you know. It's, you know, it's I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm just rambling   and, you know, my ass right now. But it it just As always.  

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They're yeah. I'll take that.   But,   you know, it goes along with the, nose piercings and all these other piercings that   that these girls   or women   think is so cute and adorable, and it's not.   You know?   But then again, I'm an old white guy. So  

[00:12:27] Duuude-Ron :

Hey. We all   Right.   Especially the old part.   Yeah. Yeah. We  

[00:12:40] Bryan Goodwin:

we own.  

[00:12:42] Rich Chelson:

This is true. We are.  

[00:12:44] Duuude-Ron :

Well, we're talking about talking about the Go ahead.   Okay. You're just   no. Well,   you did not age I'll put it to you like this. You did not age like wine.   You have aged like milk.  

[00:13:07] Bryan Goodwin:

So much love, man. So much.  

[00:13:09] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[00:13:11] Duuude-Ron :

Nothing but love coming from this side of the fucking state.  

[00:13:15] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I can feel it, dude. I I mean I heard you say I can feel it so much.   Every time we talk, you just feel the love. I do, man. I do. That's why I keep coming back for more.  

[00:13:28] Duuude-Ron :

That's right. You can't get you can't get as much love for me as you, you know,   or you get   more love for me than anybody else.  

[00:13:37] Rich Chelson:

By god. And don't you There you go. But,  

[00:13:41] Duuude-Ron :

but we regress. Now, you know, you guys are talking about the nose rings and   the lip rings and,   the the eyebrow eyebrow piercings   and   yeah.   I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 holes in my head.   Like, I need any fucking more,   especially for fucking brain matter to leak out of. No. Don't need any more fucking holes in my head. Right.   But, you know,   you're you talk about that. And the funny thing was   is there was   a captain,   and she   was what   in MI. I can't I can't remember her career field.   But she had a nose ring or nose piercing.   And when she was in uniform,   she would tuck it up into her nostrils.  

And then when she was out of uniform, she would bring it down. So while in uniform,   this is a a female captain.   Oh, daddy. Captain knows her.   You know what?   I don't know. Seriously, how did that fly? Because Because you could not see it.   You know, it had a couple of forms. It wasn't a full,  

[00:15:09] Rich Chelson:

you know, surface. It was like a No. No. Yeah. I know that. But still And then  

[00:15:15] Duuude-Ron :

because you can't see it when it's tough up inside your nose.   But, you know, for but for   an officer   to even fucking do that,   well, I'll put you like that. She's no longer in the military, which, you know, she   and that's fine. You know? But when she was in uniform and when I was in uniform,   you know, that shit did not fucking fly. I was old school. Now,   you know,   it   no. You ain't gonna fucking have anything   in your face   while you're in uniform. It ain't gonna happen.   You can do that shit   on your time.  

[00:15:56] Rich Chelson:

That's against the UCMJ.   I mean,   for  

[00:16:03] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah. I can't. Girl girls.  

[00:16:06] Rich Chelson:

It didn't   if,   and and with girls,   they could have earrings if if they were in,   uniform, but they had to be stud earrings.  

[00:16:17] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That's correct. They had to be stud earrings.   These days,   it it don't fucking really matter.  

[00:16:25] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[00:16:27] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. Really.   They they're allowed more than just stud earrings in uniform   Wow. And   makeup.   You know, I've seen some   yeah. And now they don't females don't even have to they can keep their hair long while in uniform. They don't have to put it in a bun. They don't have to   keep it up like   like what used to be to where they could not allow their hair past   the bottom   of their,   shirt collar.   Right. Now now   that's out the window.  

[00:17:05] Rich Chelson:

Oh my gosh.   Oh, yeah? I didn't know that because Oh, yeah. Like like you, I knew I knew I knew women   women could go, you know, the shirt collar,   you know,   not to blow it, but, but a woman had to put their hair in a bun.   You know?   Yep. And something like that. But, yeah, I didn't know that,   they,   yeah, that's crazy.   That's just crazy. I've seen I've seen  

[00:17:35] Duuude-Ron :

ladies with extensions   in   in uniform   and   down to the bottom of their shoulder blades   while in uniform.   Yeah. It's yeah. It's out of con   in my opinion from   and, you know, me saying I'm old school,   came in the military in 86,   somebody that came in and was in the Vietnam War would say that I was just a punk bitch   and that he   that person was   in the real military.   And of course, then you get somebody from World War 2   that says, no.   You guys are punks.   Fucking World War 2 was the shit you know, we were the fucking real man.   But, yeah, the standards of the military   and   the UCMJ   and AR 6 70 dash 1, the,   federal or the code of   damn. The uniform   for all the the wearing of all the uniforms,   you know, it's just   out of the just blown out of the water.  



[00:18:56] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That's that's just crazy. I don't care who you are.  

[00:18:59] Duuude-Ron :

And we're talking about tats. Yeah? You're right. I got 2 tats.   I got them when I was   18.   Yeah. Both of them looked like a fucking just   a blob of black ink   or black and red   on my arm for the most part. Yeah.   You're right, Brian. They do fade. They do   your skin   starts to wrinkle   and,   you know yeah. They don't look as nice as when they when you first got them, but, you know, it is what it is, and I got them. And,   you know,   I may get a couple more. Who knows?   But if I don't, you know, I still gotta live with the ones that I have. Now I could, yeah, I could get them lased off or lasered off.  

[00:19:48] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. But I've heard that hurts.   Yeah.   I mean, I I don't know because I've never tried, but I've just heard that hurts.  

[00:19:59] Duuude-Ron :

Well, yeah. It's like getting a laser scanner.   Yeah. And I've heard that it hurts worse   for the removal   than it did to get the tattoo,   and that was painful enough.   Right.   But, you know, that's   part of   who I am,   where I've been,   been, what I've seen.   You know?   Right.  

[00:20:25] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's why that's why, you know, I you know, I   mine, you know, you know, of course, mine are selective, but   still, I I don't care what anybody says. I I'm not I'm not I'm not taking mine off for   for anything.   You know?  

[00:20:42] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And like you said,   yours now some people,   most people   when they   get a tattoo,   it does have some type of meaning in their life or they wouldn't   go to that   extreme of a decision.   You know, my me my cats to me have meaning. I have an eagle with a,   sunburst   up underneath of it, you know, just for my   patriotism. And then I have a cross swords and a red beret   because I spend a majority of my military career in the 82nd airborne.   You know? So those do have   meaning for me just like your   military tattoos have meaning for you   of where you've been   Yep. And, you know,   that part of your life.  

Now okay. People getting flowers and   dolphins and butterflies and someone like that. Well, you know, that person may   absolutely love dolphins.   You know? So   if they wanna get their whole back covered in a,   you know, an ocean   an ocean scene with several dolphins jumping out of the waves and   all that, you know,   more power to you. Right. You know?   And   like you're saying, nobody is ever going to if they judge me on my tattoos,   you know what?   I don't give a shit. You know? Just like if anybody ever judges you on your tattoos,   are you gonna give a shit? Absolutely not.  

Nope.  

[00:22:28] Rich Chelson:

No. But yeah. No. It's just yeah. It's just the fact that,   I don't know. You know, some people do it because everyone else was doing it or it's the end thing or and it's like it's like, god, people.   Be original.   You know?  

[00:22:50] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That's just like,   you know,   the woke.   But they're all were fucking none of   well, in my opinion, there there are no leaders.   There are nothing but followers.   Right. And they're gonna follow   the   some aspects of the government   of what people tell them to do, and that's their woke,   you know,   sheeple.   You know?   Sheeps fucking   there's a halfway of a leader in a pack of sheep,   but I was watching a thing on on Facebook   where   he the shepherd or the guy that owned the sheep, the sheep did not want to go into this   river or cross the river to go   on his land on the other side. Well, he threw   one of the sheep   into the river. I mean, it wasn't deep.  

Right. But then all the rest of the sheep   just followed along.  

[00:23:56] Rich Chelson:

Yep.  

[00:23:58] Duuude-Ron :

So it's like,   yeah, if you don't   if you can't be original or don't wanna be original, be a sheeple, that's fine.   You know?  

[00:24:08] Rich Chelson:

But see, that's that's where and and no. That's that's actually a very good analogy,   you know, with the way, you know, everything's been going for a long damn time.   You know? Yeah. You're right. I mean,   people blindly follow   without even thinking or or   doing their own research. And that's why that's why, you know, we can't,   you know, abide that. You know? It's like, no. No. We're gonna do our own thing.  

[00:24:37] Duuude-Ron :

You know, when when,   Walter con Cronkite   was on what was it? ABC News?   I can't remember which which which channel he was on.  

[00:24:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. CBS.  

[00:24:54] Duuude-Ron :

When he reported   when he reported the news,   it was newsworthy.   He wasn't going to add his opinion.   He   told you the facts of what was going on,   and he let you,   decide.   Just like Paul Harvey. He would give you a story,   you know,   believe it Ripley's, believe it or not type of aspect,   you know, but he did   his   research.   Today's   freaking media,   it is a fucking joke. There is no news   reported.   It's a bunch of fucking   opinion   one way opinionated   individuals,   and then they got all these people following them that don't do any research   on   is what this individual said correct?  

You know, how many news channels actually report the news anymore?   That's true. How much have you how much have you seen   on the news   of this latest hurricane and all the fucking devastation?   How much of it have you seen on the fucking news?   0.   Right.   Absolutely   0.   There are towns,   Chimney Rock in North Carolina.   Gone.  

[00:26:32] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[00:26:34] Duuude-Ron :

There was the Biltmore,   there was a town right outside the Biltmore States   in Asheville, North Carolina.   It was a tourist town based upon,   the Biltmore States itself.   90% of that town   gone.  

[00:26:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Well, it's like I've got a a friend on Facebook lost   I guess I guess she had 4 houses and   lost all 4,   you know, because of floods   in Florida.  

[00:27:05] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. And, you know Check this out.  

[00:27:08] Rich Chelson:

Check this out. Helene,   when,   when, Helene made landfall,   Helene   was worse than Katrina   because because Katrina was only a cat 3.  

[00:27:24] Duuude-Ron :

Well, the reason why Katrina was,   Louisiana. Right? No.  

[00:27:30] Rich Chelson:

It made landfall in Mississippi. You ask everybody down here. The only reason why,   Louisiana   got so much   publicity   is because it sits   basically below sea level,   and it got swamped.   They every Well, the levees yeah. The levees broke. Yeah. But But without it being  

[00:27:53] Duuude-Ron :

under sea level, yeah, it just   the water equalized.  

[00:27:58] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah. But but, see, this thing is is,   everyone down here in,   Mississippi,   you know, there's there's been a few people talk about Katrina,   different people. They've all said that it was worse here in Mississippi than it was in Louisiana.   And they said the reason why,   the news didn't even bother over here is because   everybody in Mississippi came together and, freaking rebuilt their stuff, and New Orleans didn't know what to do.  

[00:28:31] Duuude-Ron :

Well, that's Yeah.  

[00:28:32] Rich Chelson:

That's just what I've been told by   quite a few different people   that, you know, in just in just general conversation. So it's like, you know but, yeah, it was funny because let's see. Was it today or,   yesterday? I think. Can't remember.   I saw it, but it said, Helene   was a cat 4   doing all this damage,   you know, in Florida, and it was worse than,   Katrina.  

[00:29:01] Duuude-Ron :

Well yeah.   I'm sure.   You know, I have never,   to my recollection,   ever seen   the kind of flooding   and devastation   up in the mountains   caused by a fucking hurricane   as this one did.   Right.  

[00:29:24] Rich Chelson:

That is that is very rare.  

[00:29:26] Duuude-Ron :

It it you know, just because of what they had, 12 inches in fucking   less than 20 hours   of rain from that. And, of course, all the fucking flooding.   And I haven't looked at it recently,   but this is, what, the 3rd October?   They're supposed to have we're supposed to have another hurricane come up through that area   by the 10th October.  

[00:29:53] Rich Chelson:

What happens if I get this again? Yeah. I was I was just looking at that because I saw something on the news. Yeah. There's there's a storm right on the edge of Mexico   on the on the Pacific side.   And, basically, it's saying it's supposed to come across,   the news outlets are saying it's supposed to come across Mexico   and meet up with a storm that's that's coming into the Gulf of Mexico,   and I'm not seeing a storm coming in to the Gulf of Mexico.   Leslie, which is a tropical storm right now,   is angling out,   like,   the one ahead of it, which is   because it's a hurricane right now. Kirk. Hurricane  

[00:30:38] Duuude-Ron :

Kirk. Kirk. Yeah. Kirk. That's right. Yep. Okay. Kirk. I heard the name I heard the name last night. Yeah. Kirk  

[00:30:45] Rich Chelson:

Kirk is not a threat to the United States, not a threat to Cuba, not a threat   to the Lesser Antilles.   It is it is starting to curve   north and east   back towards England.   Okay?   Kirk is is is not even a factor.  

[00:31:04] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, well, that's good.  

[00:31:05] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. No. No. I'm not Yeah. No. No. It is. And and all this information   is   on the, noaa.gov,   nationalhurricanecenter.gov   website,   which is what I'm looking at right now.   Okay?   And Leslie, which is a tropical storm,   is just off the coast of Africa,   and it's supposed to turn   about the same way that, Kirk is.   So I I don't know I I don't know where these news outlets are getting   any There was   of no. I had read the same thing you did just for, you know, we all got on.   You know, I'm sitting here and and I'm sitting here. I looked in the Eastern,   Pacific,   and it's,   it's not even really a tropical storm. It's a   post tropical   cyclone,   11e   is what it's called.  

That means it's done been a storm   and it's dying out,   and they're saying it's supposed to cross land, come in the gulf,   and mix with another storm.   But there's coming down?   Where?   Because there's Well, that that well, that was the model that I saw on Yeah. No. No. I know. I know. But but you see, this is this is this is what I'm challenging now is is where are   these news outlets getting their information? Because I'm getting it right from the National Hurricane Center's website   for for both, and I get the Central Pacific, Eastern Pacific,   and the Atlantic side.  

Okay? So I you know, if it's if it's out there in the water, I can see it.   And I'm not seeing any storm   that is supposed to come across in into the gulf and mix with this   post tropical   storm that's   on the   western edge of Mexico.   So where   where are these news outlets getting their information is what I would like to know.  

[00:33:15] Duuude-Ron :

Well, they they said I can't remember the model. The European   model was   what they were,   well,   estimating on the tracking of the storm of which way it was gonna go. Now   the hurricanes,   if   thank goodness, the 2 that they had initially projected   to hit Florida   by the mid   month of October,   if they're, like,   gone out to see, hey. That's great. You know? This was just the models that I had seen on   it wasn't the weather channel. I don't remember what channel it was.  

[00:33:57] Rich Chelson:

Right. And and, Ron, I'm not saying I'm not I'm not saying that you heard was wrong. I'm I'm I'm just saying   I'm just saying the people reporting it,   I there's there's no there's no factual information  

[00:34:11] Duuude-Ron :

that I'm finding currently right now. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. And this was and this like I said, this was a couple of days ago. Right. Well, these storms obviously have changed course and,  

[00:34:23] Rich Chelson:

you know Well, see, Kirk see, I had looked at this couple days back and saw Kirk and Leslie both.   And, well, Leslie was still,   was still,   I think, a tropical depression or or hadn't fully formed yet. That's, like, 2 or 4 days ago.   And,   but I had looked at the track of it.   And and Kirk, I had looked at the track of, and it's like, yeah. Shit's not even coming up near the East Coast, which is   you know, if it came straight across from where it's at right now, it would hit,   North Carolina,   Virginia or South Carolina, Virginia.   You know?  

It would hit there first.   Yeah. It it wouldn't even come in to Gulf Leslie.   Looks like it'll come straight west, but no. Not really. When you click on it, it brings a map up and it shows   it shows it's if   if it was to stay on its current track   and make it all the way up, yeah, it would be,   yeah, northern part of Virginia, Washington DC area is where it'd make landfall.   But Oh, okay. By,   2 PM on Tuesday.   It's supposed to be,   well, let's see. Let's see what's it saying.   It's saying,   let's see.   They changed this legend. So   I I gotta kinda reread it   because I'm not used to the way they have it. They don't list it as a cat 1, 2, 3, or 4 anymore.  



[00:36:00] Bryan Goodwin:

It's a Oh, no. Because that's too easy to   well, that's that's not you're not able to get people scared enough with it with it now. So you know? Yeah. Oh, it's a it's a cat it's just a it's a super   category   5 or you know, it's a well, what does that mean? It's just it's a big hurricane. It's an enhanced   it's a scare it's super scary,  

[00:36:23] Duuude-Ron :

hurricane. Like, okay. But what is that? It it's scary, I tell you. It's scary. Yeah. They've got they've got, like, like,  

[00:36:32] Rich Chelson:

storm,   hurricane,   and a major hurricane is is all they have now. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is.   Yeah. You know, and it it's weird because I look at it, and I wanna see numbers because I was seeing numbers,   you know, in June, July, and August.   You don't wanna see a storm, but they changed it in   just   somewhere between August September.  

[00:36:58] Duuude-Ron :

But Yes. Yeah. Uh-huh. They do.  

[00:37:01] Rich Chelson:

It's saying,   it's supposed to be it's supposed to hit to be a hurricane   2 o'clock tomorrow,   and it's tracking,   northeast right now.   But it's it's, like, I don't know, 1500,   2000 miles away from   from America.   And it's and it's curving   or northwest   is tracking right now, and it's actually curved up a little bit towards the north. So,   I mean,   I got a feeling this one is on track with Kirk.   Maybe a little tighter radius   when it does turn,   but we'll see.  

[00:37:45] Duuude-Ron :

Well, hopefully, it just goes   up the Pacifico or the what is it? What's the ocean on the other side with the where New York is at?  

[00:37:55] Bryan Goodwin:

That'd be the Atlantic.  

[00:37:57] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Yeah. I hope it just tracks up the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.  

[00:38:01] Rich Chelson:

Well, it it   it kinda looks like it's it's going that way, to be honest with you. You wanna try.   Good. Good. I don't You know?   I don't see it I don't see it making landfall.   And, I mean, we've Good. We've got rain, you know, a little bit of rain right now. We got, you know, some rain for tomorrow. But   other than that,   Wayne's supposed to have rain again   all through next week. So   yeah. But I'm not seeing any other storms   come up from anywhere   that that would even affect the Gulf Coast.   Right. Good. Or or even Houston area, the gulf, you know, even a you know, even over a year away. So   that's that's what I don't get because it's like it's like what   what are the news outlets   doing?  

You know? What are they I mean,   I don't know what the hell they're talking about.  

[00:38:59] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Well  

[00:39:01] Rich Chelson:

But, see, and this is where this is where misinformation   gets happened   because,   like you said, and, you know, I agree with, a lot of people do not do their own research.   Yep. You know, they just, oh, no. The news,   you know, CNN   said this. It's true. Really?   Research it.   Is it?   Yeah. Oh, wait. It's wrong. It's false. Oh, no. No. No. No.   No.   Bob Costas.   Oh, god. That's a name no one's heard for a while.   So first name popped into my head. But Bob Costas on on ABC said   this this was coming. It'll be here tomorrow. Yeah.   Yeah.  

Let me ask you this. Where is Jim Cantore?   If he's at home So?   Jim Cantore. Jim Cantore.  

[00:39:54] Bryan Goodwin:

Is that the bald guy on the weather channel? Yeah. That's the bald guy on the weather channel? Yeah. That's the weather channel. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.  

[00:39:58] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Okay. If you   if you don't see him, don't fucking worry about it. Exactly.   I mean,   You're right. I mean,   seriously, that guy finds every every every hurricane that's fixing to make landfall,   he's fucking right there in it. So, yeah, it's but,   you know, that's the thing a lot of people,   you know I mean, down here, I wouldn't think as much because most of these people down here been through hurricanes and shit, and they're just like, yeah. Like like Francine, when Francine came through, they was calling it a cat too when it hit land,   You know? And I'm like, okay.  

I'm a little nervous   and fuck. Everyone's just out riding around, going to the store, doing whatever they want. You know?   Some people were stocking up. I had already stocked up, so I was good to go.  

[00:40:51] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[00:40:52] Rich Chelson:

I ain't no damn dummy.  

[00:40:54] Duuude-Ron :

But Well, that's just like in   the the Midwest or the   in Nebraska,   Kansas,   Oklahoma.   You know, tornado?  

[00:41:06] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[00:41:07] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. We go outside and watch them go down the fucking road.  

[00:41:11] Rich Chelson:

This is true.  

[00:41:12] Duuude-Ron :

You know?   Okay. We got the torn the tornado   warnings, you know, the fucking sirens going off. It's like, oh,   let's go outside and watch it.  

[00:41:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Right?  

[00:41:25] Duuude-Ron :

Can you see it? You Oh, I'm sorry. Actually go you actually think we're gonna go dive in the fucking tub and put blankets over us? No. We're gonna go outside and watch we're gonna go outside and watch it. We're gonna go outside and track a beer, smoke a cigarette, and watch the show.   That's right.   Because how many times do you actually get to see the true statements of when pigs lie?  

[00:41:51] Rich Chelson:

This is true.   This is true.  

[00:41:54] Duuude-Ron :

Now I I haven't seen a lot of pigs fly,   you know, but I have seen a few cows   and a few barns.  

[00:42:05] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[00:42:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Well, I mean, just  

[00:42:10] Bryan Goodwin:

I've never seen any of those actually fly,   but I have witnessed   that they don't know how to land well.  

[00:42:19] Duuude-Ron :

No.   It is it is not   it is far from as grateful   it is far from as graceful as you do when you land with a parachute   that was a static line chute and you can't steer it.   And you land like a fucking   bag of rocks usually.   Yeah. You you land in a lot better   bag of rocks than a than a cow does coming to the ground after being lifted up by a hurricane or a tornado.   Only thing after that is hamburger,   steaks,   ribs,   you know, that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah.   No. I've never seen one land. I've just seen them fly.   Right.  

[00:43:08] Rich Chelson:

My question is, though, and this   is my weird sick mind.   If they get picked up by the hurricane   and then tossed out,   at what at what point do they hit terminal velocity?  

[00:43:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, they're going faster with terminal   velocity. That's how come they were able to get picked up.  

[00:43:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah. But but   but of flying through the air and stuff like that, I mean, I mean, that's the thing. You know?  

[00:43:40] Duuude-Ron :

Well, you're only gonna fly as fast as the,   the current is in tornado   anyway.   But, you know, yeah, terminal velocity,  

[00:43:50] Bryan Goodwin:

yeah, you have to get up I mean relatively high. For a human being is something like   like, 70, 80 miles an hour or something like that.  

[00:43:59] Duuude-Ron :

No. It's   a it's like a 147   or something like that. Oh, it's that fast? Oh, okay. Wow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, if you,   well, if you look at   skydivers that are going out at, you know, 20, 30000   feet,   you know, and specifically   trying to, you know, set speed records. Yeah. It's   I I don't remember what the exact amount is, and I'm sure that   Rich is looking it up right now as we speak   what terminal what the terminal velocity is, but I think it's right. It's either a 147   or a 174.  

[00:44:40] Bryan Goodwin:

There's a 1 of 4 to 7 in it.  

[00:44:44] Duuude-Ron :

I think.  

[00:44:45] Bryan Goodwin:

It's a 100 and surprise when it comes to 417.  

[00:44:49] Rich Chelson:

It says   200 kilometers an hour, which works out to be about a 120 miles an hour.  

[00:44:55] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. So yeah. Alright.  

[00:44:57] Rich Chelson:

And it says a stable free fly head down position produces a speed of around 240   to 290 kilometers an hour around 150 to 180. So,   yeah, they're,   that's  

[00:45:13] Duuude-Ron :

that's So 100 to 174,   roughly.   Yeah. So Am I am I gonna be doing that?   Not any fucking time soon.  

[00:45:23] Rich Chelson:

Now now the   now okay. Check this out. Okay.   I didn't read this because I I just read I was reading the highlighted parts.   In a stable belly to earth position, in other words, you just   your belly is leading the way.   Mhmm. Terminal terminal velocity is a 120 mile an hour.   But if your head is going straight down,   you're gonna power grab yourself because that's when you hit about 150 to 180.  

[00:45:53] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Then that's terminal velocity.  

[00:45:56] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. So Yeah. So so it depends on the position.  

[00:46:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, it depends depends on the position, the aerodynamics,   the position, and the weight for miles. Dude, I'm not aerodynamic  

[00:46:08] Duuude-Ron :

at all.   Sure you are. You're round.   You're round.   You don't have any any   flat spots   for the wind to,   you know,   get caught on. Yours is just round. You know? So it goes around you.  

[00:46:31] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Yeah. Yeah. It goes, yeah, it goes  

[00:46:37] Duuude-Ron :

around. Yeah. Oh,  

[00:46:43] Rich Chelson:

wow. It and it says   a question. Someone asked, how long does it take for a human to hit terminal velocity?   12 seconds.   Okay. Alright.  

[00:46:57] Duuude-Ron :

You got So with that speed for 12 seconds, how far did you actually   fall? I   don't know.   2000, 3000,   4000 feet?  

[00:47:09] Rich Chelson:

1500.   1500? Okay.   1500 feet. So yeah.   I had to look. Now what is the terminal velocity of a cow?   Man, this is a rabbit hole. We we went down,   146   miles an hour.  

[00:47:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, just a little faster.   You're right.  

[00:47:40] Rich Chelson:

Oh, wait. Wait. We're going  

[00:47:43] Bryan Goodwin:

we're gonna hear.  

[00:47:45] Rich Chelson:

Oh oh, check this out. Check this out. What is a terminal velocity of a pig?  

[00:47:51] Bryan Goodwin:

I love this. That gonna be a little slower than us. Or yeah. A little slower because it's actually lighter than than a cow.   Speed it's gonna be faster than us, but slower than a cow.  

[00:48:08] Rich Chelson:

You think?  

[00:48:09] Duuude-Ron :

I think. Pick Okay. Pick a number. I'd say a 112 miles an hour.  

[00:48:14] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Brian?  

[00:48:16] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. A person is just,  

[00:48:19] Bryan Goodwin:

he's kinda tumbling. He and he's not doing the 140 miles an hour because he's pile driving himself, and he's not belly first. Say, he's just doing the the   the,   you know, just kinda fall and trying to get get himself worked,   straightened out. I'd say he's probably   doing a 128,   a 130 miles an hour. I'm gonna say the pig is doing about a 137.  

[00:48:45] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Well You did the man, you did a a whole complete   dance,   a a a tap dance with a fucking cane and a top hat around that one.  

[00:48:58] Bryan Goodwin:

I answered it. Those. Okay. Well A 137 at the top of my footmark calculation.  

[00:49:04] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[00:49:05] Rich Chelson:

I hate to say it. You both are incorrect.  

[00:49:08] Bryan Goodwin:

17 and a half miles an hour then. Nope.  

[00:49:12] Rich Chelson:

They just 160.  

[00:49:16] Duuude-Ron :

160. Wow. Now  

[00:49:18] Rich Chelson:

now   now let's add one more.  

[00:49:21] Bryan Goodwin:

It's the it's the tail. It's well, it's the combination of the of the nostrils   that,   they perform the the, they create a a turbulence,   and the tail helps cause the the pig to spin like a football.   Okay.   Oh my   god. Wow. Damn.  

[00:49:43] Rich Chelson:

Okay. That's gotta be why. Okay. Hang on here. Now what's the terminal   velocity   for a chicken?  

[00:49:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Gonna blow her by 1700 miles an hour.   Chicken's break the salve.   Okay.  

[00:50:05] Duuude-Ron :

Well, let's see. Seems how they have wings, but they don't use them.   And they got feathers, and they're nice and fluffy.   I'd go a 100   and 153.  

[00:50:17] Rich Chelson:

Oh my gosh.   Actually,   it's 145.   Just   just a mile an hour slower than a cow.   And, you know, the what this is this is the funniest thing about all this.   You know, we're sitting here talking about farm animals   and the terminal   I mean,   the scientists  

[00:50:45] Duuude-Ron :

actually had to try it to to figure this out. Oh, no. They're I was gonna say, how how do they how do they figure it out? They fucking shoot Mathematical equation. Out of the cannon.  

[00:50:55] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. Because they get they get, you know, they get   in trouble with the with all the students at the universities.   So the, and PETA and all that? Oh, no. Nobody gives a shit about PETA.   PETA is a joke to everybody.   But, but, no, it's just math. They just math it out.  

[00:51:15] Rich Chelson:

Oh, wait. Woah. Woah. Woah. Check this out. Oh my god.   What is the only animal that can survive terminal velocity?  

[00:51:25] Bryan Goodwin:

A tardigrade.   A what? A tardigrade.  

[00:51:29] Rich Chelson:

No.   Dude?  

[00:51:33] Duuude-Ron :

That can survive terminal  

[00:51:35] Rich Chelson:

velocity. That can survive   terminal velocity.  

[00:51:38] Bryan Goodwin:

A slug.  

[00:51:44] Duuude-Ron :

Cockroach?   Nope.   Okay.   Mice. I have no   mice?  

[00:51:51] Rich Chelson:

Mice can survive any fall. Their terminal velocity is slow enough.   Mice and also rats,   survive falls down mine shafts and, you know,   and the coal mines were infested with mice and rats.  

[00:52:06] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[00:52:07] Rich Chelson:

And they say cats are, are, borderline.   Man, this is crazy.   We have just, I mean, Jack. Where did  

[00:52:21] Duuude-Ron :

how did we even get on this fucking direction? We were talking about tornadoes.  

[00:52:26] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   Yep.  

[00:52:29] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. Just because I saw a fucking cow one time   Blind to you. Lifted up in yeah. Lifted up into a fucking tornado,   and we're now discussing terminal velocity   of fireman hoaxes.   There ain't fucking nobody gonna listen to this goddamn fucking shit. This is this is high entertainment right here. Oh, damn. This the the Yeah. High entertainment.   Yeah. If you got about fucking £20 of weed,   it's gonna be really fucking high entertainment.  

[00:53:05] Rich Chelson:

This is a high quality   h two o.  

[00:53:09] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Yeah.  

[00:53:12] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god. Yeah. Very high quality. High quality dihydrogen oxide. Absolutely.  

[00:53:19] Bryan Goodwin:

High quality water. No. It it just dihydrogen oxide.  

[00:53:23] Duuude-Ron :

Dihydrogen   oxide?   Yeah. Wow.  

[00:53:27] Rich Chelson:

I've heard of that.  

[00:53:29] Duuude-Ron :

I have not, and I'm in the fucking industry.  

[00:53:33] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. Well, what does di mean?   2.   K. Hydrogen.   Hydrogen.   And oxide.   So you have 2 hydrogen molecules in an oxide oxygen molecule.  

[00:53:47] Rich Chelson:

So it's water?  

[00:53:48] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. It's a hydrogen oxide.  

[00:53:52] Rich Chelson:

It's water spilled, though.   Yeah.   I mean, yeah. It is. I I I knew I had heard that. It has been god, it's been fucking forever since I heard that.   But yeah.  

[00:54:05] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. It does too.   Oh, you'll well, what's fun is you'll catch people who are going doing the the whole man on the street thing,   where they'll they'll grab a camera and a microphone, and they'll go to the go to,   college campuses.  

[00:54:19] Rich Chelson:

Oh my  

[00:54:20] Bryan Goodwin:

god. They'll get people all worked up about we need to we need to protest. There's dihydrogen oxide in the in the drinking water.   They've got dihydrogen in the shampoo, and it's in our bodies now.   And you'll see these college students, oh my god, Joe. That's all wrong. And blah blah blah blah blah. We gotta protest. You made a 90% dihydrogen oxide dipshit.  

[00:54:49] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I saw   I can't remember her. I it was I think it was a fucking,   TikTok   or something on my Facebook   feed.   They were,   I think, in New York City. And I mean, this is the fucking simplest of questions.   How many numbers   are on   a clock?   On the face of a clock. How many numbers?  

[00:55:17] Rich Chelson:

12.  

[00:55:18] Duuude-Ron :

No. 10. No.  

[00:55:20] Bryan Goodwin:

No. Oh, hold on, guys. There's actually a ten numbers.   1 through 0.  

[00:55:26] Duuude-Ron :

60.   Well, there is. Oh my god. 60 minutes. There's 60 minutes, 60 seconds. Yes. And so there's and so there's There's exactly  

[00:55:39] Bryan Goodwin:

60 numbers at 5 o'clock. There's 10 exactly. There are ten numbers. There's all there's there's a whole bunch of of ones. There's there's at least,   at least 10 ones,   10 twos, 10 threes, 10 fours, 10 fives, 10 sixes.   See, I mean, they're they've got all 10 of the numbers in there. That's it. So That's a new math, isn't it, Brian?   No. No. It's just being a smart ass.  

[00:56:06] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah. Because there's more than 10 ones in there because you have,   all the ones. And you got 11, then you got 21,   31, 41, 51.  

[00:56:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, no. No. But but, again,   we're just talking about the 10 spots.   Right. Because you got Okay. 1 you've got 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 4, and you've got all 60 of those numbers in between there.  

[00:56:31] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.  

[00:56:32] Bryan Goodwin:

So, actually, if you really wanted to get if you really wanted to go off and bake somebody's noodle,   you could do 60 times 12.   And that's actually how many numbers there are.  

[00:56:43] Rich Chelson:

That'd be 720.  

[00:56:46] Duuude-Ron :

So No. There's okay.   Great. Anyways. I mean, yes. So anyway, our clock, there's 60 numbers. Right? Yes.  

[00:56:55] Bryan Goodwin:

Or you can actually start going military   time and then take that take that number and double it.  

[00:57:02] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[00:57:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. It no. You can't take military time, take that number, and double it. Why not? You can? Because all of a sudden, you go as you start instead of stopping at 12, you're going to 13, 14, 15, 16, all the way to 20 all the way to 23.  

[00:57:17] Duuude-Ron :

I almost said 24. It's like, you know, there's actually not a 24100.  

[00:57:21] Rich Chelson:

I was gonna say, no. I yeah. I was I was gonna make you jump in. Scooped up in my in my in my dumbass.  

[00:57:29] Duuude-Ron :

My dumbass is showing. So then   so then a question was asked,   how many hours are there in a day?   And we're talking adults   that they are questioning   that don't have a fucking   clue   on the simp   shit.   We're talk I'm talking young adults.   Right. You know? It'd be 18 to 22.   Cannot fucking answer   how many minutes are in   or how many numbers are on a clock.   Yeah. And that that's debatable because,   yeah, their   numbers are what   all the way up to 11   and possibly 12   because they're broken down into   the 10 increments.  

[00:58:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep.  

[00:58:19] Duuude-Ron :

Right.   So I okay. I understand your  

[00:58:24] Bryan Goodwin:

logic on that. Assness. Yeah.  

[00:58:26] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I can understand your smart assness.   But, you know, when we have young adults that cannot fucking   answer a simple question like how many hours are in a day.   Right. Well How many days are in a month?  

[00:58:43] Rich Chelson:

Well, you see, that's the thing. Okay. If you wanna get scientific,   they say a day is actually a little longer than 24 hours. And some people say it's 23.8   hours. So, I mean,  

[00:58:56] Duuude-Ron :

Actually, no. It's shorter than 24 hours.   That's because   because we have a leap year.   A day is actually less than 23 or is less than 24 hours.   It's 23   it's like   I can't I don't even remember what you said. 6 minutes. Yep. 23 hours Yeah. And 4.09  

[00:59:25] Rich Chelson:

seconds, and that is that is considered   24 hours.  

[00:59:30] Duuude-Ron :

Correct. And that's why we have a leap year.   And we get added a day to keep everything   on track   over, what, 20, 50, 100 year time span?   Right.   You know, or July would be   we'd have snow on the ground in July.  

[00:59:53] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. We don't, yeah, we don't wanna be But, however, if you look at it,  

[00:59:57] Duuude-Ron :

why don't we have 13 months instead of 12 months   and have,   you know,   28 days for every month?   I know that would be too fucking simple and have 13 months instead of 12 months.  

[01:00:16] Rich Chelson:

Well, one eight, it would it would fuck Black Friday up like hell.   I mean, oh my god.   Amazon Prime wouldn't know what they would lose their whole business model.  

[01:00:29] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. They actually have to choose an actual they well, Prime Day to to actually do their shit. Right. Well, the well,  

[01:00:37] Duuude-Ron :

no. Because   Black Friday is always gonna fall on a Friday   after Thanksgiving. You just pick the fucking what is it gonna be?   The third   Thursday   of   11th month   or even 12th month, depends on how you wanna look at it. And then the Friday is gonna fall after that   regardless.  

[01:01:00] Rich Chelson:

Right. But but if you throw in a 13th month, that's just gonna screw everything up, dude.   Because, I mean, I mean   yeah. Everyone is just like, oh my god. What are we gonna do about the holidays, man?  

[01:01:15] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Fuck the holidays.   You know what I do during the holidays these days?   Take a nap.   After after I get done having my coffee,   after I've woken up, then I go take a nap, wake up, have another cup of coffee, go take another nap.   But that's just Ron's life.   Yeah. It sucks.  

[01:01:41] Rich Chelson:

See, I can't take a nap. I I did I did think about taking a nap today, but I couldn't.  

[01:01:52] Duuude-Ron :

Man, I could take a nap   an hour after I get up.   Yep.  

[01:02:03] Rich Chelson:

Oh,   when I went to the dock, right,   my, my vitamin b 12 come up. Right? Because it it had been low.  

[01:02:17] Duuude-Ron :

It had been what?  

[01:02:19] Rich Chelson:

My,   my b 12 had been low. So so the doc gave me Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So the doc gave me b 12, and it and it came up. It well, it came up over   to normal, I guess. And the doc was gonna back me off   by one pill. And I said, oh, no. No. Don't you dare.   I said,   because   I use this   believe it or not, the freaking vitamin b 12 that I take   actually makes me,   gives me energy   throughout the day   because if I didn't have it, oh, yeah, I would be I would I'd be taking a nap   probably an hour or 2 after I got up.   Yeah. And and so the doc was like, okay. Alright.   So   so she,   ordered me some more, so I was glad for that.  

Now   we was talking about the 13 month calendar.  

[01:03:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.  

[01:03:27] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   And it says,   and   this is and   I looked this up on, or I asked chat GPT,   the 4 o.   And,   it said   each month would have around 28 days   because they're still   staying with the 365   days.   Right?   And they would still have an extra day for,   leap years   or leap days to align with the solar year.   The economics effects, it would   throw off, like, rent payments and stuff   on business cycles.   Yep. Right. It would it would throw off, international   trade and business agreements.   It would mess up with,   it says   cultural and, religious adjustments   as they're saying, like, Christmas or Easter could land on different times in a new structure.  

And   I'm   I don't   I don't believe about the Easter because Easter   varies   between March April so freaking often anymore that  

[01:04:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, it's based upon when the I think it's off the new moon   and,   of of   well, it's so many days   between   Christmas   and,   oh, there's a damn new moon in there,   or a a lunar a lunar event that happens.   And from that moment, then there's a certain amount of time, and then   that's when Easter shows up because it's   yeah. Because it floats like that.  

[01:05:29] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, you   you see, the thing is, though, did it float like that when, we were kids? Oh, hell yeah.   Because you see, I don't I I remember No. I don't ever remember Easter being late April.  

[01:05:42] Bryan Goodwin:

It seemed like it was more,   around March time.  

[01:05:47] Rich Chelson:

I always remembered,   Easter being, like,   the 1st or second weekend   in April every year. Like like, April 11th is is what I was saying. I I might be wrong.   But, I mean, that's that's just what I always you know? And then   now 1 year is, like, you know, the middle of March. Next year is, like,   the end of March, and then   we hit April for 1 year, and then we go back into March, then we go the end of April. You know? It's like, come on, people.   Make up your dadgum mind.  

[01:06:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Oh, I agree. But, but I was actually, what I was looking up is,   they've actually got,   Ethiopian   calendar   because the Ethiopian calendar actually is a 13 month calendar.  

[01:06:39] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[01:06:40] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.   And they are they are a lot of people consider them the most   closest to original Christianity   out of all the Christian churches out there.   How And they're the only ones that actually claim that they have the, they have the ark of the covenant in their,   in their church, and they won't let anybody see it, but that's what they claim.  

[01:07:05] Duuude-Ron :

Well, yeah. They say that it's been in   several of their churches.   Yeah.  

[01:07:15] Rich Chelson:

So, yeah, say, I had never heard that.  

[01:07:19] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I I watched one on it wasn't the   History Channel,   the Travel Channel. I don't remember   what channel it was.   That there's yeah. The Ark of the Covenant is supposed to be in this one Ethiopian   church,   and there's   one,   I don't even   not a monk. It's   a   whatever it is. There's one guy, once he goes into the church,   he will never leave the church until the day he dies.   And then he's only moving   not even several 100 yards   to the cemetery, which is right next door to the church,   but that individual gets appointed in there,   and there's   supposedly   one person guarding the ark of the covenant.  



[01:08:10] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[01:08:12] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Well,   that's what they say.   Right. Right. But, of course, it's been in you know,   a couple others say that they have the ark of the covenant.   Well, until actual I actually see it with my own eyes.   You know? It's just   Right.   It's a fact. It's not an urban legend. It's a fact.   But, again,   you know, I'll never see the ark of the covenant with my own eyes.  

[01:08:46] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's the thing. Has has   has it been seen by   by,   you know,   human's eyes within the last 100 years?  

[01:08:56] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Yeah.  

[01:08:58] Bryan Goodwin:

Not outside of the Ethiopian church and the special dude that hangs out with it all the time. Yeah. That's right.   Because he they're they're holding on to the same rules about it as what the Jewish folks did.  

[01:09:13] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:09:14] Bryan Goodwin:

You have to be the holiest of holy dudes be able to go into the holiest of holy where the Ark of Turbine is. So Right. Right.  

[01:09:22] Duuude-Ron :

Well, and how many   and how many people have actually been able to read   the 10 commandments of that's what's the in the ark of the covenant. How many people have actually been able  

[01:09:36] Bryan Goodwin:

to see that without having their eyes blurred off? You're none of us are holy enough to be able not even the holiest of holy guys they have look into  

[01:09:45] Duuude-Ron :

that. But the only one that I know of was Moses.   Right.  

[01:09:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Moses was the one who brought the the tablet down,   and everybody was playing around with a golden calf. He got pissed off, slammed, broke the, shattered the,   the tablets, and that snapped everybody out of their out of their, their   caused them to pull their head out of their ass. And so they took the,   took everything,   melted everything down, turned it into the to the ark according to what muzzled, Moses Moses',   specifications   were according to God. And then he a little while later, he Moses back on up to Mount Sinai, and God gave another set of, Ten Commandments, which he brought back down. And then they put it inside the also inside the ark covenant. But,   again, everything is to specific cubits and all this, and the poles have to be made of this particular length and be made of this, material and wrapped in this type of stuff. And, I mean, everything was just so so perfect   for god to be able to even come down.  

And because of the ark of the covenant, that's what allowed god to be able to come down to earth   and commune with Aaron. Because no actually, Moses couldn't even go in there and see him   inside the whole inside the temple.   Right. Aaron was the only one who could actually see him see God or talk or commune with god or do, you know, do the sacrifices and and provide the offerings and all that stuff.  

[01:11:17] Rich Chelson:

But but you're right. And you see, that was in the old testament. But when, Jesus was born,   the, Ark of the Covenant,   I mean, yes, it's still important. It's it's, you know,   still a major thing,   but but   god   traded   the Ark of the Covenant   for Jesus.  

[01:11:40] Bryan Goodwin:

You know what I mean? Maybe I'm not No. No. That's it. That's the new Right. New covenant was was created,   when yeah. When Jesus,   died, then the the the curtain,   that or veil or whatever it was that was separating   the the, holiest of holies from the rest of the temple,   reportedly,   ripped up the middle,   and stuff. So yeah. I mean, that's when it was it it was supposed to have changed at that time and but at the same time, I mean, there's it's still to the to the Ethiopians, it holds a lot of, lot of context still. Right. Right. And, I mean, I mean, rightfully so, man. You know?  

[01:12:21] Rich Chelson:

You know, it's, I mean, it's yeah. It's it's a major thing. You know? And, see, that's the thing. When, when Jesus ascended into heaven, they sent the Holy Spirit. So and this is where,   you know, I guess I guess, you know,   some cultures   get mixed up or whatnot, I think, but I don't know.   Yep.   No. It's still it's it's still, I mean,   more of an heirloom.   You know? Well, heirloom's not even a  

[01:12:56] Bryan Goodwin:

proper word to use for it. I was gonna say start ducking because you're probably gonna get shot here with the lightning here in a moment.   Yeah. It's just a family heirloom. Yeah.  

[01:13:08] Duuude-Ron :

Well,   it's God's   heirloom   Right.   Or the fact of   these are the laws of the land.   Ten laws. That's all we need.   But look at the freaking   oh, I don't know. The law library   in DC.   Yeah. There's more than 10.   Laws of the land.   Yeah. Do not kill. Thou shall not kill.   Well, if you're gonna me personally,   I like the   the old adage of the Bible, eye for an eye.   You know, you kill somebody,   you should have your life taken.   Now  

[01:14:04] Rich Chelson:

Well, that was also old   old testament teaching too.  

[01:14:09] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That's true.   And I believe in   an eye for an eye.   But who is the individual   that is going to kill the person   that killed the person   without getting killed   themselves.  

[01:14:28] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, it's it's, you know, it's the same thing as as saying is,   he who has no sin   cast the first stone.  

[01:14:39] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[01:14:40] Rich Chelson:

Same thing.  

[01:14:41] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:14:42] Rich Chelson:

You know?   So  

[01:14:47] Duuude-Ron :

yeah. It's one and the only one that could've cast the stone,   you know, didn't.  

[01:14:55] Rich Chelson:

Right. Exactly.   Exactly.   Because  

[01:15:00] Duuude-Ron :

he truly   could not judge.   Not until he ascended into heaven,   could he be part of the judgment.   No. He could. As him He could. As him as him being human,   he didn't.  

[01:15:17] Rich Chelson:

No. No. No. He didn't to show to show everybody that,   you   know, you know, this is the new way.   He could've   because,   I mean, he was god in human form.  

[01:15:33] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You're right. He was sinless. Corrected.  

[01:15:36] Rich Chelson:

So Yeah. So so, yes, he could've picked up the stone   and and threw it and threw the first stone. But you see that   that was not his message. His message   was   was wanting to be, you know, you need to be more tolerant   and and not so quick to judgment.  

[01:15:58] Duuude-Ron :

Well yeah.   Yeah. The and   yeah. I I agree 100%.  

[01:16:05] Rich Chelson:

Because that's like that's like the Pharisees and the Sanhedrin and all like that. You know? Oh my god. If you if you just,   you know, sneezed wrong on the Sabbath,   oh my god. You   you made a royal sin, you know, and it's like Yeah.   No. It's not it's it's not that strict anymore.   It's still strict. Yes. But it's it's like, yo, hey.   Calm down here.   At least this is what   this is what I get from from my studies.  

[01:16:41] Duuude-Ron :

Right.   Yeah. I I understand.  

[01:16:45] Bryan Goodwin:

Have y'all, have y'all seen the, the YouTube movie that,   forget exactly what the, what's Christian guy,   guys called real quick.   Anyhow, oh, I'm looking this up.   Basically, what he did is he kinda told   the whole story of the bible,   but told it from the perspective of Satan.  

[01:17:15] Duuude-Ron :

No. I don't see that. Fascinating  

[01:17:17] Bryan Goodwin:

store way of of telling the story   because then all of a sudden, you're understanding   why   why god allowed Satan to even be around.   And,   bible animations is what it's called. And it's called it's the entire bible story told from Satan's perspective.  

[01:17:38] Rich Chelson:

And, I've I think I've heard of it, but I haven't watched it. What's it called again? Bible what?  

[01:17:45] Bryan Goodwin:

The entire biblical story   told from Satan's perspective. And I'll send the whenever I send the,   the email over to you with with links and and things like that,   I will have that, I'll have that in in there for you. Okay. Alright.  

[01:18:02] Rich Chelson:

Because, yeah, I had I had seen something about that. I I   I remember something,   and it was a while back, but I I didn't   I don't know why it didn't click.   I don't know. Well, I mean, honestly, yeah, I do I do kinda know why it didn't click in in my mind because   it depends.   Because if Hollywood does a movie   about the Bible   in any way, they normally screw it the hell up. Oh, no. Absolutely.   Totally. And and I was afraid this was something like that. I mean, just just in the last   5, 10 years,   there's been a couple,   independent,   film,   companies   that make really good quality,   movies.  



[01:18:54] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Angel Studios is the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Angel Studios,  

[01:18:59] Rich Chelson:

like like the series The Chosen?  

[01:19:02] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:19:03] Rich Chelson:

If you haven't seen that, watch it. I'm telling It's good. It gives Jesus a lot more personality. I mean, it Yeah. And and and it showed and and, I mean,   I I mean, it's it's   it's really, really good.  

[01:19:20] Duuude-Ron :

You know? Absolutely. What's the name of it? The Chosen. The Chosen?  

[01:19:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. I think he could actually watch it on Roku now.  

[01:19:28] Rich Chelson:

I think so. And there's 4 seasons.  

[01:19:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, I didn't know they got the 4th season. I'm blessed. I'd heard they had the cities in 3. And  

[01:19:36] Rich Chelson:

No. No. They've there's there's 4. I've watched,   Yeah. I watched the first well, I watched the first season, and then 23 came out.   And I waited a while, and then I watched 23.   And then I think it was, like, 6 months later, 4 came out. And I'm like, oh, I gotta watch it. And so I just watched   all 4 season. I I watched start to finish again because, I mean, it's   it's it's good because it it it draws you in and and   kinda brings you a part of everything. You know what I mean?   You know,   you feel like  

[01:20:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, I'm looking on Roku for it,   and, I I find yeah. I've I found it on there, and it was   and it says that it it   Disney plus. I don't believe Disney would allow that be to be on their on their,  

[01:20:34] Rich Chelson:

no way.  

[01:20:36] Bryan Goodwin:

I mean That's what it claims. That's why I'm like, what? So   where's my Disney Plus?   Not the dish.  

[01:20:45] Rich Chelson:

What? Is there a season 5 coming out? I don't know.   Yeah. Apparently.   I didn't know there was a season 5.   It's supposed to come out next year sometime.  

[01:21:04] Bryan Goodwin:

No. It's not showing up here, so I don't know what the hell there.  

[01:21:12] Rich Chelson:

It says early 2025.   There's there's no exact date,   coming out, but, apparently, there's a season 5.   Oh my gosh.   That would be that'd be awesome because,   at the end of season 4, I was kinda upset because   they, they left it,   like a cliffhanger.  

[01:21:39] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, apparently, their their stuff is not up to date because yeah. No. There's I went ahead and jumped over to,   to Disney plus's,   app and it's like, yep. Nope. We've got, what we call   we got Sneakerella.   It's the closest to to The Chosen. I'm like, yeah. No. That ain't it. That's for damn sure.   Let's see here.   BYU?  

[01:22:09] Rich Chelson:

It's on,   Hulu.  

[01:22:13] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, they they got it on Hulu too? So yeah. You can watch it with Internet. You can watch it with lesbian,   lesbian commercial interruptions.  

[01:22:21] Rich Chelson:

No. I'm good.   No. It's on it's on Hulu, Amazon Yeah.  

[01:22:26] Bryan Goodwin:

And be with you. If it's on if it's on Hulu, you'll get to watch, lesbian,   commercial interruptions.  

[01:22:32] Rich Chelson:

Oh, well, I don't watch Hulu.   Fandango,   The CW, Netflix,   Peacock.  

[01:22:39] Bryan Goodwin:

It says it's on Disney Plus, but I don't believe it. Yeah. It's a, it's what it saw it saw too. So I was like, yeah.  

[01:22:46] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I'm not seeing that. But yeah. Yeah. Amazon Prime. I I think I watched it on, Amazon Prime.   Because, yeah, I don't I mean, I don't watch Hulu.   And Netflix. It's on Peacock,   which is a free TV channel.   Yeah.   So,   yeah, this yeah. I can't wait for season 5 to come out   because that that is definitely   is I mean,   the way they did it, it was,   it's it's awesome.   So, dude, if you haven't watched it,   find it and watch it. I'm telling you, man. It's cool.  

[01:23:40] Duuude-Ron :

I'll try to.   I got   Spectrum.  

[01:23:50] Rich Chelson:

What? Spectrum cable?  

[01:23:53] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Let's see.  

[01:23:58] Rich Chelson:

Do you get to CW?  

[01:24:02] Duuude-Ron :

Hang on. I think so.  

[01:24:08] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. If you do, it's it's showing it,   it's on the CW.  

[01:24:14] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.   Well, if it's on the CW, then I can pull it up on   should be able to pull it up on   prime time, on demand, or whatever that channel is.  

[01:24:27] Rich Chelson:

That could be.   Do you have Prime, Amazon Prime?   No.   No?  

[01:24:34] Bryan Goodwin:

No. I I just use it for, for buying buying movies. So  

[01:24:42] Rich Chelson:

well, lately here, here lately, I've been watching, Blue Bloods on Pluto.  

[01:24:48] Bryan Goodwin:

Pluto TV? Pluto TV is good. Yeah. Yeah.  

[01:24:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Because it's I mean,   it's I mean, yeah.  

[01:24:55] Bryan Goodwin:

Blue Blood, they had Tom Selleck and Yep. Yeah. Bridgette and and Dad and Wahlberg. Wahlberg.  

[01:25:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. Wahlberg. Yeah.  

[01:25:05] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   So,   I I mean, I like it. It's it's it's, you know, it's a good wholesome show.   And, I mean,   I don't know. It just  

[01:25:20] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I watched   a couple of pieces of episodes and really never   sparked my interest.   Right.  

[01:25:31] Rich Chelson:

Nah. It just I don't know. It's just it's it's something different.   You know?  

[01:25:37] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. It's based upon a whole   family that are police officers.   Right. And trying to be in what? The chief of the police or something like that? Commissioner.   Yeah. Police commissioner, and the sons are police officers and  

[01:25:54] Rich Chelson:

yeah. And, and, grandpa is the next police commissioner, and,   Bridget Moynihan,   who's Aaron, the daughter,   is is the assistant   ADA.  

[01:26:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. We're just watching Yellowstone   finally. So   What's that? Well, me and the wife, we're just getting around to finally watching Yellowstone. So  

[01:26:18] Rich Chelson:

You know, that show, I I've watched I I watched one episode. I think I even watched 3 quarters of it.   And, I mean, everyone's like, oh, you gotta watch it. You gotta watch it. And I'm like, you know what?   The one episode I watched, no. I didn't like it.  

[01:26:36] Bryan Goodwin:

Did you watch the first one of each, of season 1? No. No. I I Oh, well, that's the reason why you don't like it. You gotta start off with the first one.  

[01:26:45] Rich Chelson:

Well, no. I I I it was it was it was the one where Beth,   came in and was   was,   giving her brother all kinds of shit.   She was, like, half dressed, and   they was arguing about something. And I I'm just like,   no. This is just  

[01:27:09] Bryan Goodwin:

it I I don't know. It just didn't sit well with me. Well, that's part of the that's part of it, though, is that, why is,   you know, why is Beth being Beth, of all things? You know?   And, trying to trying to figure out why what that's about and what are all the all the brand   all the guys why is their chest branded and all that?   It's   it's, it's got a lot of it's got a lot of, of,   lot of unknowns that really, really,   peak your interest. And it's kind of layer upon layer upon layer, and it's   and it's, you know, they've got they've got one pickle they're trying to get themselves out of, while another pickle's developing, and you're just, like, going, oh my god, you know. And so it is are the, you know, are the Duttons really, as good of a family as as they as they put out to be, or are they really just a bunch of son of a bitches? I mean, that I don't know if I really am need to be cheering who who I need to be cheering as of yet. And I think we're in 8 episodes in,   is all. So we haven't even got to set a season 2, and we're still trying to go. It's like, who who do we you know, who are we cheering for? It's like, I know the the Duttons are the, the lead family, but death Beth is fucked up.  

You've got,   and,   and and then,   the the youngest boy, the the attorney, he's he's   he's kind of he he's almost Fredo like.   Okay. Kind of kind of,   kind of the, the   sort of fucked up, you know, somewhere along the way. Not a 100% trusted, but he is the one who is   got enough enough grease about him that he's able to get into the politics.   And then, you know, you've got Rip. He's he's not even actually a family member. He's, he's one of those that's got a brand on his chest. And so what's the brand all about?   And,   and why nobody can actually touch the guy you know, the guys with the brands are almost   run the, run the rant,   but you don't fully understand why.  

And then you've got, you've got a,   a a a a Russell, a wrestling, a a murder, and a couple more murders, and a couple more murders, and you're trying to figure out exactly. And it's like, okay. So,   you know,   do we have a breaking bad situation going on here? Or do we, you know, or or or what? What   so you're you're watching it, and it's good.   But at the same time, you're on I almost see a lot of of   of Yellowstone being   Hollywood going. I see the re you know, the conservatives   aren't as as sparkly as they as they think. Kinda given their telling their own story or telling the republican story from   a from a view because they, you know, they've worked hard. They've amassed this massive,   this massive amount of wealth, the all of his power. He's head of the, of the agricultural,   department,   there in Montana.  

And,   and then you've got, son who is,   running for DA now   and, and all this other stuff. And dad is is   literally sleeping with the governor and and   and all this.   And it's like, holy shit. There you know, there's drama going on and there's all sorts of shit going on. And and who are you supposed to be rooting for? That's kinda what I keep dipping to because I don't know who I need to be. You know, who are you rooting for? Is it like Walter White on, on Breaking Bad? You just you know he's going down the dark road.   But, you know, you just kinda help but cheer him on. Is that is that who, who dad that,   Kevin Costner's   character   like? Or is it, you know, is Rip actually the the good guy? Or,   who is who who's just,   just doing what,   what he's needing to and you know? Or who does this this young Jimmy kid, you know,   who who came in and at the beginning of the show well, what's what's,   what's his whole story and and stuff? And so there's all these different little little moving parts that just are like, oh, yeah. What what do we got going on here? What are we doing? And, yeah. So it's it's interesting and it's I think a lot of it is just because there is so much   up in the air   right now   that you don't know what direction they're going on. Right now, you're thinking, okay.  

Daddy Dutton is just working his   damnedest ass off just to make sure that, a,   the developers   don't have access to his land. He's trying to keep the land as nice and pristine as possible   while all the California dipshits are come coming in trying to, the transplants as they call them, are coming in and and trying to, trying to turn, you know, get the developers coming in wanting to make, you know, 100 of 1,000,000 of dollars. And   and and he's trying to keep them, then he, you know right now, last episode, we had, we had a,   introduced to a bunch of Chinese,   Chinese tourists who saw a grizzly bear, and they were all, like, huddled. Yeah. Really close to it, and they were and and stuff, and he was   and dad doesn't I can't think of what is that what his character's name is. Kevin Carstner   came along, and had to actually had to shoot, shoot his gun up the air to scare him away because they were, like, oh, no. This is a neat bear. And they're, like, that bear's gonna eat you. And it's like and one of the like, the tour guy's like, oh, well, he seems friendly.  

Like, no.   It's a freaking grizzly bear, man. He's doing all he's doing is waiting for you to come along and and,   get too close, and you're gonna become, you're you're become a snack to him. And so they're   and so you've got all every all these little little moving parts that are just   just going on about,   in this, in this town,   outside of Bozeman.   And,   and just,   you know, what the hell's gonna happen? You know, is he are they gonna lose the ranch? Are they gonna keep the ranch? I mean, there's 5 seasons so far, so I I assume they're gonna keep the ranch. But you don't know, you know, is is Beth gonna go gonna break Dan finally? You know, is she because she seems to be having fun just fucking with him.   So   You know, and one of those You're like, she's a such a tragic character.  

And but at the same time, you're just like you you you can't help but kinda light the, the fire and and and resentment that she just boils out   anytime she talks to somebody.   What were you saying, Ron?  

[01:34:21] Duuude-Ron :

I would definitely have to believe you because   I have not watched one episode   of Yellowstone.   I have not watched one episode of Breaking Bad.   I have not watched one episode of any of the zombie   apocalyptic   shows.   I can't remember what the name of those are.  

[01:34:42] Bryan Goodwin:

Walking Dead.  

[01:34:43] Duuude-Ron :

The Walking Dead. I haven't seen one   one   show   of any of those.   I've seen plenty of commercials, but  

[01:34:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.   Well, I will let you know, Breaking Bad   is an incredible show.   As long as you understand it's an antihero,   character arc.   But it's also   in a bizarre way, a story of redemption.  

[01:35:15] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Sure.  

[01:35:17] Bryan Goodwin:

I I And it is a very,   very good show.   Walking Dead,   1st 5 seasons,   pretty damn good. After that, I was just like, really? I mean, come on, man. After they and then spoilers,   after they after they killed Glenn   and stuff, just kinda lost it lost it all. And it was just kinda like, okay. Well, we know what's gonna happen. They've got a big bad group of people who they have to fight and defeat. Then they defeat saviors,   and then all of a sudden, there's these new group of really big bad people. And after that, me and Jana were just like, okay. Okay. Never mind. This has gotten old. So, you know, we had to it started off, you know, started off with   everybody being dead,   you know, and   meeting up in a little group on a farmhouse   with Herschel and and everybody and his his wife being held out in the, in the barn.  

And then, then everybody picks up, moves to a prison. Then from a prison, they get into a little bit larger area of a of a of a town. And then from the town, they you know, it keeps growing and going bigger and well, not yeah. There's prison in the town, and then the town was the,   was got, a little bit larger, sanctuary, I think, is what it was called or something like that. But,   yeah, it just it it just kept   the same   trope over and over. It's like, oh, we got a big bad challenge. They're they're the worst. They're meaner than ever. And, I mean, hen Henry,   Morgan Dean Stanton or Morgan Dean,   the guy that played Negan is the character's name is Negan,   who has the baseball bat wrapped in, in barbed wire. I mean, he plays a good,   Henry Dean Morgan. Harry Harry Dean Morgan. You know, I'm getting the Harry Dean stamp   confused.  

Anyhow, anyhow,   he's he's a great bad guy. I mean, he just knows how to chew up a scene   and savor every bite of it, and you just you hate this guy with every quiver of your being,   and and it's awesome. Yeah. But at the same time, it was just one of those it just one of those where after a while, it's like, okay. So he became a good guy. They saved him. They turned him into a good guy, and it's just okay. Well, no. It's just it's not the same thing. It's it's   it got old. So, hopefully,   the wife went through and watched Ozark, and she said Ozark is a lot like,   a lot lot like,   Breaking Bad also, and that it was a guy who's   a straight laced guy, but he gets into money laundering,   and stuff. And it just kinda he the more he tries to, get out of it, the more steeper he sinks into it stuff. And,   I mean,   she liked it at but at the same time, I was just telling like, okay. I mean,   sorry. After seeing the the   the naked pregnant woman run around on there, I was just like, alright. Never mind. I don't care for this one. It's a little much. So   and I don't even know where in the season that was in in Ozark.  

But,   but now my wife likes to watch a lot of these a lot of those types, the the the popular,   popular shows. And so from time to time, yeah, I'll sit down. I'll watch one with her.   Yellowstone   is 1.   And, from there, there's a, there's another one I want to watch.   And say dragging her in with it. So that that's kind of our Saturday watching. If we don't have a television show we watch, then we're then we use to just pick a movie and   watch the movie. So  

[01:39:17] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. It just I don't know. Yellowstone,   no. I've never seen Breaking Bad, but what I've heard from Yellowstone and all, that just that just seems like   way too much drama for me.   I mean, way too much drama. That's the point. That's the point. It's all No. No. See see, I I   I run from drama. I I run from it. You know?   I I try to. Oh. Sometimes I get smogged up in it. But   Well, if you're in a Jeep club in any way, shape, or form, you're gonna fucking have a bunch of goddamn drama. That's why I normally ride it by myself because I that you know, that's the thing. You know? It's like you don't have to have that drama with other people. You know? I I know. I, you know, it's funny. But but people need it to live.  

[01:40:05] Duuude-Ron :

I   you that is true. There are some people that just absolutely need to have the drama to be able to live.   You know, I see posts on   a couple of Jeep groups that I'm on. I'm like,   that's probably why we don't associate anymore.  

[01:40:24] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:40:26] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. I don't because all you do is just   live on the fucking drama.  

[01:40:32] Rich Chelson:

You know what? I don't live on a fucking drama. Now now there is there is one show I do wanna see.   It's 1883.   It it has That's Yellowstone.   That's   it's not Yellowstone. It's it's with Sam Elliott, so it's not Yellowstone, but it's It's part of the Yellowstone.   Yes. I know. But it's it's supposed to be before.   But no, you see, the thing is it's different from Yellowstone if you look at the trailers and stuff   because it it shows them when they came out.   Yeah. Yeah. Before Yellowstone and, like, on the Yeah. It's Trailers and Gutton Ranch got, yeah, it's when when Dutton Ranch got started. Yeah. Right. And and that's the thing. Dutton, Dutton Ranch is real. Yeah. You know, it is it is it is a very real thing.   Now I'm not sure it's it's It's not actually Dutton Ranch. It's,  

[01:41:30] Bryan Goodwin:

I forget what to see here.  

[01:41:33] Rich Chelson:

Here. Hang on. Let me look it up. But, yeah, 18/83   was with, Sam Elliott. I'd like to I'd   I'd like to watch it   just to see because I think,   you know, what I've seen   yeah. Yeah. Dutton Ranch is,   it's located   in Chief Joseph French in Derby, Montana.  

[01:42:06] Duuude-Ron :

What branch?  

[01:42:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Dutton Ranch. Yeah. It's in a Yeah. It's actually the Chief Joseph branch.  

[01:42:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah.   But it's in Derby, Montana.   And   there is actually a space.   I don't know if it's,   I've heard I've heard you know, when they talk about   I I've heard on the show when they talk about going to the train station,   there's a it's it's it's like it's like right on the line,   that   that neither state   takes ownership of.   And there's just a little section that that   it's not owned.   And   because I I've I've heard stories about the,   about Yellowstone.   You know? I say it's south of Missoula.   I've never been there.   Yeah. It's called Yellowstone Dutton Ranch.   Just south of Derby,   but and the Bitterroot Mountains   I ride on the edge of them.  



[01:43:29] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I doubt if I'll ever go.  

[01:43:32] Rich Chelson:

Oh, it's beautiful country up to there, dude. Oh, fuck. I know there's.   It is fucking gorgeous.  

[01:43:39] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah.   Well,   the one thing that I would love to do is my bucket list is   travel   not height.   I'm too old for that shit,   but to travel the Appalachian Trail.  

[01:43:58] Rich Chelson:

That'd be cool.  

[01:44:00] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   1,000   little over 1200 miles.  

[01:44:06] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Yeah. I would love I would love to,   do that.  

[01:44:14] Duuude-Ron :

But In the fall time?  

[01:44:18] Rich Chelson:

Yes. In the fall. In fact Yeah. All the colors. In fact, in about a month,   I'm,   fixing to go to,   Tennessee.   So   so, hopefully, I'll see some color changing.  

[01:44:33] Duuude-Ron :

Hopefully, it hasn't  

[01:44:35] Rich Chelson:

because, I I had I had saw   news clip or something about it. They was talking about   and it was it was online here. But they was talking about on the East Coast that, the fall colors might come in early,   way early,   which that's not good if it does.   Yep.   Well, for, for for, us down here,   it doesn't really matter. But up there, they ain't gonna like it.  

[01:45:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. They are not gonna like it.   That means it's gonna be a very severe winter.  

[01:45:12] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   Yep. And I'm gonna sit down here. I'm gonna be like,   y'all have fun with that.   Yeah. I'll just have both of them.   Yep. Yeah. I'm done.  

[01:45:27] Duuude-Ron :

So what are you doing what are you going to Tennessee for? That Jeep thing?   Yeah. Okay.  

[01:45:33] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And and oh, yeah. The, other day when I went to, the VA to see my doctor,   say I had the Jeep, neck, and and,   Did somebody duck your Jeep?   No. No. Oh, okay. No. I've I've only been ducked twice since I've been here.   So but,   yeah. But but now on Monday, you know, I was wearing shorts, and then I'm like I'm like, yeah. I'll just wear shorts tomorrow.   And   I had to go to VA and get labs, so I had to leave early   and go up, and it was in the morning.   I got up at, like, 5 in the morning. I was   sitting on the porch drinking coffee.   I'm like, god. Dang. It's a little chillis out there on a pair of jeans.  

Thank god I did because, oh my god, that ride going across. Because they've got a couple bridges that, that'll go across the   the gulf. You know?   Yep. It's a little chilly going across there. I'm like, yeah.   Kinda glad I wore pants.  

[01:46:40] Duuude-Ron :

I just I bet.  

[01:46:42] Rich Chelson:

You know? Because it it was I mean, it was, like, 68 degrees, but, you know, with the top and doors off,  

[01:46:49] Duuude-Ron :

60 had a 7 yeah. 70 mile an hour wind.  

[01:46:52] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. That that temp drops,  

[01:46:56] Duuude-Ron :

pretty quick.   Yeah. Considerably.  

[01:47:00] Rich Chelson:

So so, yeah, I was like, yeah. No. I'm a throw some pants on.   So I was like, I I I was good with that, and then then it warmed up,   you know, later in the morning and stuff. But   and, man, I tell you what,   they must have scheduled everybody in Southern Mississippi to go to VA on the same day. I couldn't find a parking spot.   I had to use the valet parking.  

[01:47:29] Duuude-Ron :

Valet park.  

[01:47:31] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Oh.  

[01:47:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, look at you getting all boujee.  

[01:47:35] Duuude-Ron :

No kidding.  

[01:47:36] Rich Chelson:

They got, yeah, they got they got valet parking at the VA, man.  

[01:47:41] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. They do.   Yeah. Then they'd bring you then they'd bring you over to the to the door of the golf cart. Yep.  

[01:47:49] Rich Chelson:

No. I just I just drive. Okay. Yeah. I just drive up right Okay. Yeah. I drive up to the door and jump out, and they ask me where I'm going. And I tell them, you know, which doctor,   you know, if I'm going to ortho or my care team or whatnot.   They're like, okay. See you in a bit. Alright.   And I go I go I go do what I need to do, and then I come back out,   give them a ticket.   I just sit there and wait.   Yep. They bring my Jeep back up.  

[01:48:21] Duuude-Ron :

So   Oh, that's yeah. Okay.  

[01:48:24] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I I I mean,   the freaking VA down here will spoil you.  

[01:48:32] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I don't know if our VA   has   valet or not because I always go into the same door.   Right.   But   ours has,   you know,   a roving   multi   like, a 4 row   golf cart.   And,   you know, if they see you walking from a distance, they'll come and pick you up, take you to the door.   Yeah.   So the you know, for a lot of the,   you know, the older and, you   know,   well older than me, that's   you know, it's great that they don't have to walk all the way to the building.   Yeah. It still include their walk to their freaking   wherever their appointment may be at within the building.  

[01:49:28] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah.   Yeah. That's about It's yeah. See, I was gonna park in the parking garage and,   and,   just walk. I mean, yeah, I woulda hated it, but I I couldn't I couldn't find a fucking   parking spot.   And so,   I'm like, screw it. I just used the, the, valet parking.   There you go.  

[01:49:59] Duuude-Ron :

Did you have to tip? Or  

[01:50:01] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. It says on the sign, no tipping allowed.   Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, no. They uh-uh. The sign   the sign says,   no tipping, please.   Do not tip.  

[01:50:20] Duuude-Ron :

Well, which is, well, which is good. You know? Yeah. And and  

[01:50:24] Rich Chelson:

is,   the name of the company that does it is Vet Pride Services.   And they're like, no. You're not.   You're not tipping us.  

[01:50:39] Duuude-Ron :

And understandably because they know a lot a lot of the vets, you know,   don't have the extra income to be able to do that.   Right. Right.   And and which is you know, they have that service, which is great. And then on top of that, they say no tipping. You know?   This is our way to   serve back   the individuals   that have served   knowing that they know people that have paid the ultimate price.  

[01:51:11] Rich Chelson:

Right.   So yeah. No. It's it's  

[01:51:15] Duuude-Ron :

That's not  

[01:51:20] Rich Chelson:

Well, I know that,   not all the VAs have it.  

[01:51:26] Duuude-Ron :

I don't think ours does here in Temple.   They just have the cart that goes around and, you know, if they see that you're parked a good distance, they'll, you know,   bring you up to the front door.   Right.   I think that's all we have.  

[01:51:46] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, they I mean, they've got those carts too, but, you know, they do they do have that   valet in valet service, which Which is not very nice.   Yeah. It's yes. Yes. Excellent. I I don't always use it, but   once in a while, I will.   Hey, dude. I think I think I see   that, that, news for forecast you saw about the,   hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico.   Okay.   And everything and and why,   I mean, it's on Fox weather   is,   what I'm seeing on here. Okay?   And   they're freaking   talking about it could   come towards land, but they're showing it twisting and turning out.   And and there's and, like, they're saying between October 5th 8th   that this hurricane that's out there now   could cause this a storm in the gulf. I   yeah. I don't.  

They're just   they're just trying to cause panic, it looks like.  

[01:53:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, I don't remember there.  

[01:53:09] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Seriously.   Because because Kurt Kurt   the track of Kirk is is not even coming anywhere close.   Anywhere close to any of the coast.   Nowhere.   And they're and they're   trying to blame it all on Kirk. Yeah. I mean, that's just you see, this is why, oh, I get so upset at this.   It's like, damn it.   Be like Walter Cronkite.   Report the facts.  

[01:53:42] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. Well I I didn't know what channel it was, but it they were just talking about   the European   model. This is what was tracking,   and,   you know, that's as far as I got.  

[01:53:56] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right. Well, no, I no. I I was just I was just flipping through some some headlines and stuff just   just because.   But and I saw that, and I'm like, alright. Let me look at this. And it's like, really?   It's I mean, it's not even near   the US.   It's it's it's it's not gonna   it's it's turning out   and so is Leslie   because   Newsweek has a thing. Oh, hurricane center reveals new tropical storm Leslie's projected path. Yeah. It's turning out under Kirk. It's   like you dumbasses.  

[01:54:37] Bryan Goodwin:

Scare. Scare. Freak them out. Surprise. Oh my god. We're gonna die.  

[01:54:42] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I know. I know. It's it's like it's like,   go.   And   man, I swear.   You say,   weather people,   they irked the shit out of me.   But,  

[01:55:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, yeah. They're all members of the church, church of, green   green religion. So yeah.  

[01:55:09] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   I thought she was gonna say the church of green tomatoes.  

[01:55:15] Bryan Goodwin:

Nope. Nope. Nope.  

[01:55:16] Duuude-Ron :

They don't care about green tomatoes. Bad thing about it here's the bad thing about it is   the weathermen   these days   are actually have more truth than   anybody that's reporting news.  

[01:55:33] Rich Chelson:

Right?  

[01:55:36] Duuude-Ron :

And,   you know,   I said, who who can trust the weatherman? You know? Somebody that has a 4 year degree that get   pay or   gets paid   whether they're right or wrong.  

[01:55:50] Rich Chelson:

That is true.  

[01:55:52] Duuude-Ron :

You know? But, unfortunately,   they have   more   out of what they'd say than anybody out there reporting the news.   And that's pretty damn fucking pathetic.  

[01:56:06] Rich Chelson:

Right?   Well, yeah. It is because   you   you see what's funny?   We have   you can get all of the information   that that the weather people have on the Internet,   all the way down to satellite   pictures   of current weather.   You can teach yourself and figure it out yourself.   Now I'm not saying it'll be easy, but   you can't do it.   That's why I'm a nerd,   you know.   But   but I will listen to Jim Cantore. If he says hurricane's gonna hit,   I'm out.  

[01:56:54] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:56:57] Rich Chelson:

So   but yeah. No. It's just it's just you know, that's I don't know. I don't know. It's just   stupidity really irks the shit out of me.   It really does. Oh, yeah.   I agree.  

[01:57:16] Duuude-Ron :

Because it's like Stupid is and stupid does.   Real sorry.  

[01:57:24] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I need to go back to Bayou La Batre.   But, yeah, I've got I've got Cruising the Coast coming up this week   or next week. Next week.   It starts on Sunday.  

[01:57:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, that's cool. Yeah.  

[01:57:41] Rich Chelson:

So, yeah, there's I mean, there's,   last count I saw, I think they had over   1100 cars registered, 11 or 1200 cars registered   for cruising the coast.   So,  

[01:57:59] Duuude-Ron :

I mean, there's But where's the but where's the main event   based out of or is there?  

[01:58:10] Rich Chelson:

What do you mean?  

[01:58:15] Duuude-Ron :

Well, it's yeah.   I don't know how that one operates like, but, they had the good guys nationals up in   Fort Worth this past weekend up at the   the Speedway.   I don't remember the name of those Speedway.  

[01:58:35] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. This okay. This   this goes   from,   Bay Saint Louis,   which is way to hell over almost into Louisiana,   all the way over here to Pascagoula   where I'm at.   So   a span of about 60 miles long.  

[01:58:57] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. I see it. I see the same. Yeah. It's not it's not just in one area.  

[01:59:03] Rich Chelson:

It's   it's in,   say yeah. Bay Saint Louis,   Gulfport,   Biloxi,   Ocean Springs,   Mississippi Coast Coliseum,   D'Iberville,   Pash Christiane, Pashkagoula,   Gaucher, Moss Pointe,   and there's,   all kinds of,   parades and parties and and just everything.   And it's Oh, okay. And it's like 7 days long.   It says, okay, 45 miles, it says.  

[01:59:37] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. So,  

[01:59:40] Rich Chelson:

but, yeah, it's it's it's a huge thing. So,   yeah, I'm I'm   I'm gonna make it probably all the way over to, well, I will make it all the way over to Bay Saint Louis   and, take pictures of those cars and just hit each little town and find out where they're at and   and go take pictures.  

[02:00:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.  

[02:00:04] Rich Chelson:

So  

[02:00:06] Duuude-Ron :

and I Well, if I ever if I ever win the lottery, I'll definitely have my,   either 29 Ford,   pickup truck or a 31 Ford pickup truck.   Would love to have a,   big block   with a wind blower and, you know,   blown out engine.   One day.   But I doubt that'll ever happen because I probably won't win the lottery.  

[02:00:46] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. This thing starts on Sunday and goes through 13th.  

[02:00:50] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[02:00:52] Rich Chelson:

So,   yeah, it's it's it's a whole week long.  

[02:01:00] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[02:01:04] Rich Chelson:

And I might ask when you  

[02:01:07] Duuude-Ron :

Go ahead. Maybe maybe when you all get down there and   hang out with you and go see her.  

[02:01:14] Rich Chelson:

Dude, that'd be awesome, man.  

[02:01:16] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah. Apparently  

[02:01:18] Rich Chelson:

apparently, it's every October.  

[02:01:23] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[02:01:25] Rich Chelson:

So   and   the weather's actually   been kinda nice. It's not too hot. The humidity level   the humidity level's up high right now because it's it's raining, but   Yeah. In the mornings, it's been, like,   58, 60 percent humidity.   So   you don't melt when you walk outside  

[02:01:52] Duuude-Ron :

or leak. Like in June. Not like June, July, August time frame? Yeah, exactly.  

[02:01:59] Rich Chelson:

Exactly.   So, so we're done.   We're we're done with the leaking state.  

[02:02:07] Duuude-Ron :

Well, that's good.  

[02:02:08] Rich Chelson:

That's very good.  

[02:02:10] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You don't have to go outside and pretend you're a slip and   slip and slide as soon as you step outdoors.  

[02:02:17] Rich Chelson:

Right. Or walk outside, smoke a cigarette, walk in, take a shower, and then walk outside and smoke a cigarette again. Fuck. You gotta take another shower.  

[02:02:26] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. No shit. You know?  

[02:02:29] Rich Chelson:

But  

[02:02:30] Duuude-Ron :

Remember I remember Oh, yeah. Feeling that way in North Carolina.  

[02:02:34] Rich Chelson:

Oh,   I didn't know they were doing this.   Well, this is new this year.   You know the old,   gassers?   Hot rods? Yeah. Yeah. You ever seen them? Yeah. Well, apparently,   Gulfport has a has a drag strip  

[02:02:53] Duuude-Ron :

and Right.  

[02:02:55] Rich Chelson:

They're having,   gasser racing   on on Friday, October 11th.  

[02:03:01] Duuude-Ron :

That's definitely something you need to go   watch.  

[02:03:05] Rich Chelson:

Yes. I think I do.   I think I do.   Oh my god. The Beach Boys will be   down at the Beau Riviera   on Friday.  

[02:03:18] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, wow.   Yeah.   I bet those tickets ain't gonna be cheap.  

[02:03:25] Rich Chelson:

I don't know.   I don't know.  

[02:03:31] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That you know, like, a gas or drag racing,   That that would be fun to go watch. Yes. Yeah. That that,  

[02:03:39] Rich Chelson:

yeah. I didn't know I didn't know they were doing that, and I was looking on the site.   And I was just like, oh my god.   Because I I love the looks of them old gasters.   Those things are Oh, yeah. Those are freaking awesome.   I mean, they're Especially when   that  

[02:03:57] Duuude-Ron :

especially when that front end's about 10 feet up in the air.   Right?   You know, with that,   yeah. They're just cool.  

[02:04:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Those well, those those,   those old,   you know, those old 41 Willys,   they have that that   basically   well, some might have fenders, some might not, but they're all   the freaking body is raised up off the frame. They got, you know,   hopped up 350 or 383 or 400, whatever they're running.   And they're just Yeah.   Oh my god. I mean, that is classic drag racing right there.   Yep. That is classic drag racing. So   so, yeah, I, yeah, I gotta go see that.   So yeah.   But that is cool. I did not know that was gonna happen.   I do now, though.   Yep.  

And they're racing on Saturday too.   I probably need to look at look at the event calendar a little closer.   So  

[02:05:20] Duuude-Ron :

good idea.   Well, at least you found at least you're you know that you're gonna be going to   one specific event during that  

[02:05:30] Rich Chelson:

event.   Oh, yeah. Definitely.   Definitely.   Yeah.   Yeah. I'll find out more, and   I'll probably definitely go more because,   well, I love old cars anyway. And, plus,   you know, I'm trying, you know,   work on my photography some more. Because I I love shooting old cars.  

[02:05:53] Duuude-Ron :

I just I bet you the owners don't like it.  

[02:05:58] Bryan Goodwin:

I bet you the owners don't like it. I was gonna say the same thing. Yeah. Why?   You want you wanna be shot at? A lot of work in those cars. You don't screw up like that. Goddamn. No. That's rude.  

[02:06:16] Duuude-Ron :

Man, that's not rude. That's just like, damn.   Right. Right.   It's not rude. It's wooed.   Wooed.   How wooed. Wooed.   Shit. I wouldn't wanna get shot out of my vehicle.   But Yeah. Yeah. We just have to we just have to punk on you.  

[02:06:42] Rich Chelson:

It might be a beautiful thing, though. You never know.  

[02:06:46] Duuude-Ron :

You never know.   Now you might be you might get your, picture on the cover of The Rolling Stone.   Remember that song?  

[02:06:55] Rich Chelson:

Yes. I do.   Yep.  

[02:06:58] Duuude-Ron :

Doctor Or National Geographics.  

[02:07:00] Rich Chelson:

Oh, dude.   That would be like I would I would like dang go to heaven if if if I ever made National Geographic.  

[02:07:09] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, wow.  

[02:07:10] Rich Chelson:

I would. That's that's just, like, freaking awesome, dude.   Seriously.   Well, I gotta say I gotta say ham radio is probably gonna be shit for the next 3 days.  

[02:07:26] Bryan Goodwin:

They launched nuclear missiles again.  

[02:07:29] Rich Chelson:

No. The sun is   is,   exploding.  

[02:07:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, okay.   Well, it launches just that.  

[02:07:37] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, not too bad. Not yet. Yeah. Just the sun just   just well Blowing up.   Yeah. Basically, the sun's farting   Yeah. Quite a bit.   Yeah. It's supposed to start at,   1200 Zulu,   which will be about 7 o'clock tomorrow morning,   And it's not supposed to   start calming down until,   21 100 on the 6th October.  

[02:08:08] Duuude-Ron :

So, yeah, we yeah. Sounds like it sounds like it parted about a 100000 mile,   fucking   what do they call those?   Targe?   No. No. Solar flare.  

[02:08:24] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.   Yeah. It's,   looks like looks like air  

[02:08:32] Duuude-Ron :

biscuits.  

[02:08:35] Rich Chelson:

It'll be a g  

[02:08:38] Duuude-Ron :

knock. Go ahead.  

[02:08:40] Rich Chelson:

It'll be a g three magnetic storm.   So,  

[02:08:47] Duuude-Ron :

yeah. Okay. Well, you're gonna have to explain g 3 to me.  

[02:08:51] Rich Chelson:

Well, it's it's,  

[02:08:53] Bryan Goodwin:

g 3 is It was a Pontiac car that was, a kind of an offshoot of Grand Am.  

[02:09:01] Duuude-Ron :

Amp. No. No. That was a g fix. Get it fucking right. They had a g 3 too.  

[02:09:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Did they? I believe so.  

[02:09:10] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know what? Let's find out.  

[02:09:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Of course. But if that's the senatorial he talks to you. Come on, man. Golly.   Then y'all all of a sudden have to be held accountable if you're if you fuck it up all bad.   Man, it's no fun.  

[02:09:26] Rich Chelson:

No. I'm just curious, man.  

[02:09:29] Duuude-Ron :

So what's the what was the g 3 again?   Is that is that kinda like a category with the hurricanes,   you know,   level 1, 2, 3, and 4 type? Yeah. You've got you've got,  

[02:09:41] Rich Chelson:

you've got m class flares, x class flares,   and then you've got a g one, g two, g three,   storm level,   and everything. And,   g three is a a fairly strong,   Silver Storm. This one's looking   right now, they're saying a c class, but this one's looking more like an m class,   like,   m point,   m 7.9.   And, yes, Brian, you are right.   Pontiac did have a G3. It was in 2009.  

[02:10:16] Bryan Goodwin:

I was right, finally. Yay.  

[02:10:19] Duuude-Ron :

Well, it skews the hell out of me.   But the g 6 was,   you know, from the  

[02:10:28] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. The g 6 is the one that everybody wanted.  

[02:10:31] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. The g 6 was awesome. Yeah.   No. I I you see, that's the thing. I didn't know Pontiac had a g three, so that's why see, that's why I looked this stuff up because I'm curious.   You know? It's like, you know, I don't I I don't do it to prove anybody right or wrong. I just it's like, well, I don't know. Well, fuck. I'm gonna look it up. You know? Why not?  

[02:10:55] Duuude-Ron :

And and he You just want you just don't wanna believe Brian. You know?   And and I don't either. So but I don't have a quick way. I don't have a quick way to get people to to buy my bullshit.  

[02:11:10] Rich Chelson:

Well, no. You see and and you see You know, your,  

[02:11:14] Duuude-Ron :

you know, for me, your asshole is so jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth. Oh, hell yeah. It is. Okay. I'm yeah. I'm sure it is. No. And Without a doubt.  

[02:11:26] Rich Chelson:

No. Another reason why I do this is because you never know who's listening on a podcast, and they might not   know   this information.  

[02:11:35] Bryan Goodwin:

And it it Or they know, and they will holler at us and go, no. You're a freaking moron.  

[02:11:41] Rich Chelson:

And then they have the emails. That would be cool. You know? Send an email to [email protected]@[email protected].   You know, tell us we're morons.  

[02:11:53] Duuude-Ron :

You know, we'll probably agree with you openly. Oh, yeah. They're and we much rather be morons than morons.  

[02:12:05] Rich Chelson:

Dude, that's loud. That's awesome, man.   Oh my gosh, dude. That's cool.   But no. That's that's why Why? Thank you.   That's why that's why I, look stuff up just   just because a lot of times I mean, you know, I'm not saying you're around like like when we couple weeks back when,   we was talking about the 1%   and and how much money,   you needed to make, and it's like Right.   You know, I I had never heard of that, to be honest with you. Never.  

[02:12:42] Bryan Goodwin:

So I was like, well, shit. Let's check this out. You know? Well, and it's the it's and and the reason why I I've got that,   and   and I knew I I figured I had it off, but at the same time   because the US itself   is the 1%.   Right. We we're the only damn country who's homeless   has fucking phones.  

[02:13:10] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[02:13:11] Bryan Goodwin:

And you'll see them. They they walk around with their charger and stuff. And and,   I mean, granted, yeah, they're using Obama phones. They're using the Obama SIM cards and stuff.   But at the same time, you have homeless   who have fucking phones.   Right. Right. That makes us   far richer than anybody in any of the other   wanting to develop nations at the 50 percentile.   You look at India.   I mean, they've got some of the they're the largest one of the largest populations out there.   But the vast majority of their people don't have phones.  

[02:13:52] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[02:13:54] Bryan Goodwin:

I did not know that. I don't believe they do. I mean, that might be something else I'm talking out of my ass about, but, you know Well, here.   I but   I know that they are Sometimes I wish I didn't have this damn phone. Well, they they   they're most of their phones are   that's they're the ones who, like, Airphones are made for.   Just very,   well, that in Africa. Africa actually is more   Africa actually has shittier,   Internet connection   than than anybody else.   And they're they're still just   paltry, horrible,   connection speeds.   And that's one reason why,   but you can listen to podcasts,   and there is,   something l p.  

PodLP, I think, is what it's called.  

[02:14:47] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[02:14:48] Bryan Goodwin:

And it's a podcast player   for, like, KaiOS,   style phones,   Airphone,   those types of just very low   cost. And when I say low cost, I mean, very, very low cost where we'd see them and we'd go, well, that ain't worth even trying to spend money on because it's not worth it. But, again,   when you're in Africa, India,   because there's so many actual poor in India,   you know,   that, you know, if you're if you're middle class or lower middle class, you   that's probably something you're gonna  

[02:15:29] Rich Chelson:

have. Okay. Especially if you're not in  

[02:15:31] Bryan Goodwin:

the cast if you're in the right,   caste system   that,   that   is   is able to have the better things.  

[02:15:43] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Okay, Brian. I I, I brought up a chart   that that ranks countries.   And   the way I can   I'm reading it, it's it's like based on   total   population,   which,   China,   with, 1,400,000,000,   1,430,000,000,000   has a 68.4   percent smartphone penetration.   Brandia   has 1,420,000,000,   has 46.5%.  

[02:16:23] Duuude-Ron :

Really?  

[02:16:24] Rich Chelson:

Yes.   Yeah.   Us, the United States, we only have 338000000   total population   for an 81.6%   smartphone penetration.   Yeah.   I mean,   so so out of 300   what what, dude?  

[02:16:48] Duuude-Ron :

So what does Africa have?  

[02:16:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. They're not even on the list.   On the top ten list. Because next is Oh, okay. Next is Indonesia,   Brazil, Russia, Japan.   I'm actually shocked Japan.   Well, they have 78.6,   percent, but they only have a 123,950,000   people.   But India has 1,420,000,000   and 659,000,000   people   out of that 1.4   has   smartphones.   That's crazy.   It is. Yeah. That that I mean, yeah, it's crazy.   And and but but, you know, if you look at us,   percentage wise,   the United States   I mean, this is basically saying   freaking   everybody,   you know, start from the age of, like, 6 on up as a smartphone.  

[02:17:54] Duuude-Ron :

It's essentially out. Yeah. 810. Yeah. 888  

[02:17:59] Rich Chelson:

out of 10. Yeah. Because then Well, I mean I mean, 276,400,000   people   has smartphones   out of 338,290,000.   And this was as of 2022,   so it's   it's probably gone up.   But   but, yeah, that is that is just totally insane. And I didn't know India had   was just   barely buying, China.  

[02:18:30] Bryan Goodwin:

China? Yeah. No. I knew that they were at it wouldn't have been population.  

[02:18:34] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[02:18:36] Bryan Goodwin:

I said, no. I knew that they were they were, like, right behind China. They were they're number 2 in the most   in the,   as a matter of fact, they may even be,   as a whole, as a nation, they may be the most densest.  

[02:18:51] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know, it's funny. It's it's very possible because in 2021,   okay, China   had   1,440,000,000,   right, people?   India had 1,390,000,000   people.   So in 1 year,   they jumped up,   30,000,000   people in India.   Yep.   They must   they've been fucking like rabbits, dude.  

[02:19:21] Bryan Goodwin:

When you're poor when you're bull poor, that's all you got.   Well, you know That's the only entertainment you have. I mean, go on.  

[02:19:29] Rich Chelson:

No. Well, you you know, I I hey. I'm not knocking it. Okay?   But in us,   the, in 21, we had 332,920,000.   And in 2022, we had 338.   So we raised by 6,000,000,   almost 6,000,000  

[02:19:49] Bryan Goodwin:

or a little over. The sad thing is is we're still actually our our birth rate's dropping.  

[02:19:54] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[02:19:56] Bryan Goodwin:

We haven't hit negative yet, but we're we're getting there.  

[02:20:00] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   But yeah. No. It just yeah. It's just crazy. I didn't know India had   had as many almost as many people as China.   Yep.   I mean, that's just, man, that's just crazy.   1,400,000,000   people in China   and 1.42   in India. That's just insane, man.  

[02:20:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Hey. There's an idea to increase the, the population.  

[02:20:25] Rich Chelson:

What's that?  

[02:20:27] Bryan Goodwin:

You can't get a phone until you popped out a kid.   You know how many of those people would all of a sudden be going, alright. Come on, John. We're getting naked.  

[02:20:40] Rich Chelson:

Dude,   we would have 10 year olds having sex. I mean, we already do now, but it'd be worse.  

[02:20:47] Bryan Goodwin:

Wait. Now well okay. Would that put the stipulation that you have to be 18?  

[02:20:51] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god. That would that would end the United States as we know it because these kids  

[02:20:57] Bryan Goodwin:

oh my god. Oh, I've got social anxiety. I can't do that. Right. I can't work in the United States. And just experience the feelings.  

[02:21:07] Rich Chelson:

No. No. They can't do that.  

[02:21:10] Duuude-Ron :

What are you doing? Oh.  

[02:21:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Watch them watch them go off and actually see a real set of poops for the first off, and they get they forced gump over over everything.  

[02:21:30] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. It's it's,   Yeah. That's just funny. I yeah. I had no I had no clue India was that big.   Yeah. That's   I mean, China, yeah, I knew I knew.   Yeah. I knew fucking China had   had an ass load of people, but they Yeah.  

[02:21:51] Bryan Goodwin:

You know, in They just finally realized it's like, hey. Wait a minute.   We need to actually start getting people together. So they finally   I don't know. What was it? Like, 10, 11,   years ago, they finally dropped the one child rule.  

[02:22:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh.  

[02:22:10] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. Because they yeah. They they, they, freaking realized that, oh, no. We're   we're falling behind.  

[02:22:22] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And the female   to male ratio is,   what, close to 3 to 1?  

[02:22:33] Rich Chelson:

I'm not sure. But, yeah. Late late 2015   was when they dropped that. So, yeah, about about 10 years ago.   Yep.   And   the ratio?   There's actually more men than women in China.   100   and 4.5000000   Oh, in China? Yeah. Yeah. Because To 100 females.  

[02:23:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Because what it is what's happened is because of the one child rule,   in China,   boys are viewed as more valuable.   So   if they were going through and if they saw that they were going to be having a girl,   a lot of families would opt for an abortion.   Yep.   And so they would abort that fetus   in hopes that they got another boy   or in hopes that they would get a boy. And that's just one reason why they dropped the the one child rule so that they could, you know, they could up the female population because   boys are too popular   And but, yeah, at the same time, there there are not there are not enough girls to go around. So you got a bunch of bunch   of of actual true to the to the   to the definition of in involuntarily   celibate guys running around.  



[02:24:11] Duuude-Ron :

Oh,   now I guess I was completely wrong.  

[02:24:18] Rich Chelson:

Well, it's just I mean,   I was   since we was going down this,  

[02:24:29] Duuude-Ron :

rabbit hole Yeah. Which Rabbit hole. Yep. What?   Yeah. We go down a lot of rabbit holes.  

[02:24:37] Rich Chelson:

Do y'all have   do y'all know,   which country   has   more women than men?  

[02:24:49] Duuude-Ron :

Sabine? Iceland?  

[02:24:52] Rich Chelson:

Armenia.  

[02:24:55] Duuude-Ron :

Where?  

[02:24:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Armenia. Damn it. That's not a that's not good to hear. Why? Armenia.   Why? Because that's what the Kardashians are, Armenian.   So they're fucking annoying. Yeah.  

[02:25:08] Rich Chelson:

Hey. Yeah. There's, in, in, in, in, in, Armenia,   there's 81.7   males per 100 females   in 2023.  

[02:25:22] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-huh. Where the fuck is Armenia?  

[02:25:24] Rich Chelson:

That's a good question. I'm a look it up.   It's,   south of Georgia.  

[02:25:41] Bryan Goodwin:

Not the state. That's Florida.  

[02:25:43] Rich Chelson:

Yeah, no, no,   no other country,   east of Turkey   and right above Iran.  

[02:25:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah, it was, it was it's nice next to Turkey because Turkey and, had the great Armenian,   genocide that they claimed didn't happen.  

[02:26:01] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[02:26:02] Bryan Goodwin:

They they always claimed   and it's like, no. We never did any type of genocide. Well, except for the fact that they killed a 1000000 or so people of the Armenians. So  

[02:26:13] Duuude-Ron :

Well, there's there's a place I ain't gonna be going in.   No. Thank you.  

[02:26:20] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And and in,   now now this is this is actually where I need to go   because, the girls are just hot over here is the Ukraine.   And   there are 86.852   males per 100 females   in Ukraine.   Well,   that's the 2nd highest ratio.   But   so, yeah, that's that's the   that's the rabbit hole we went down.   I love our rabbit hole sometimes. Oh, hell, yeah.   I mean, it it you see, that's the thing. You know? We learn all this useless   information,   and it comes in handy,   like like, you know, you know Or useless conversations.  

[02:27:10] Duuude-Ron :

Well, that. But Sure. But  

[02:27:13] Rich Chelson:

you could,   be in a bar   and not have to pay for a drink the whole freaking night.   Think about it.   Just learn all this useless knowledge.   And and the thing is, if if someone doesn't believe you, tell them to look it up on their phone because they've got their phone with them. So guess what? You get a free beer   or beverage of your choice.   Whatever that that might entail. But, you know, you   see, you could go out,   have a great time, not spend a dime except for the gas to get there and the gas to get home,   and   you'd be viewed as the smartest person in the place.  

[02:28:04] Duuude-Ron :

Wow.  

[02:28:06] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. But if you know that all those little little gimmick bet thingies, you you'll you'll actually get, you get more free beers that way.  

[02:28:15] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I know I know a few of them, but it's been a long time. You know, like, how  

[02:28:21] Bryan Goodwin:

how do you get the,   bottle cap out of the out of a bottle without, without touching it type of thing?  

[02:28:27] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I don't know that one.  

[02:28:29] Bryan Goodwin:

You actually blow into the, end of the bottle,   and the air will hit the back of the bottle and will pressurize and actually shove the bottle cap out of the, out of the neck.   Really? Yep.  

[02:28:43] Rich Chelson:

I did not know that.   Holy.  

[02:28:48] Bryan Goodwin:

How are you gonna do that? You have to follow-up. A bottle you take a bottle cap. You bend it in too. Yeah. Yeah. I know that. And then you set it inside the neck of the, in the mouth of the bottle.   Mhmm.   Now you can't touch it after that.   So   and you can't touch the bottle. So how are you gonna get it? You can or you can't pick up the bottle. You can't tilt it or anything like that. You can,   you can't they say you can't touch the bottle, but you you know   so how do you get into, how do you get the, the cap out? Well, you blow into the bottle. You can't touch the bottle, can't touch the cap. How do you get the the cap out? By actually blowing.   Or you get your friend to do it.  

Well, I'd get I'd get my friend to do it because shit, I'd pass out. No. When I say you blow into it, it's just a it's just a little puff.  

[02:29:41] Rich Chelson:

That's not enough air to push it all the way out.  

[02:29:45] Bryan Goodwin:

That's sure. You will.   Really? Yeah. I'll go with that.  

[02:29:50] Rich Chelson:

That's crazy.  

[02:29:55] Bryan Goodwin:

One one, one, little puff like that'll do that. Yeah. Just a just a puff. Just a poof. And it   now you don't have to sit there and try to be Mount Vesuvius.  

[02:30:09] Duuude-Ron :

You know?  

[02:30:12] Bryan Goodwin:

What? Like you, Brian? Mount Vesuvius? Yeah. Like me. Just just knock yourself out. Just don't be a blowhard.   Yeah.  

[02:30:22] Duuude-Ron :

Man, this is the   this is the quietest that Brian has been on any one of the podcasts.  

[02:30:30] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, you've been talking. I've been enjoying the fact that you've been talking, man. I'm like, oh, yeah. Let's let let's let the down chamber a bit.  

[02:30:38] Duuude-Ron :

Well, yeah. It's nice because,  

[02:30:41] Bryan Goodwin:

you know, usually  

[02:30:44] Duuude-Ron :

I take a look. You are. Fine.   Yeah. And you know what? Our pro our ratings are probably gonna   skyrocket   downward now.   Oh, I I doubt that.   Now that I've been talking half the night.  

[02:31:02] Bryan Goodwin:

No. I Probably won't. No. I've anybody next week.  

[02:31:08] Rich Chelson:

No. I've been freaking enjoying it, really.   Because, yeah, dude, this is the this is the most you've talked   shit since we started this endeavor.  

[02:31:18] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Been allowed to talk.   Not not just talking, being allowed to talk.  

[02:31:31] Rich Chelson:

But   yeah. No. That's,   yeah. What other   rabbit holes   can we jump down?  

[02:31:40] Bryan Goodwin:

Let's see. We got 30 minutes still. We could talk about,   oh, let's see here. We've got, we got   more proof that, that feminist are feminism is about,   about equal access for ugly women over over any all women.  

[02:31:59] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah, this this   this thing you sent me on on Newsweek,   and it's titled how hot girls   became   the new right's new obsession,   which that's,   yeah, leftist bullshit for everything   in my eyes.   Because   believe it or not, there are some beautiful liberals.   There are some women that are just absolutely gorgeous, but they're Liberals.  

[02:32:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. But that's the problem that the the ill is is that   they are actively abdicating   their power   to the ugly to the uglies,   to the blue haired multiple piercing freakazoids.  

[02:32:53] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Those girls,   tend to look a little,   for lack of a better word, scary at times.  

[02:33:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Now, I mean, there's there's TikTok videos out there of   what the left does to   to girls. You'll see girls that are in high school. They'll or they'll have pictures of them back when they're, senior in high school, and then their their 1st year in college, and then their 2nd year of college, all of a sudden, they've got real short hair.   And then their 3rd year in college is is,   they're   they you start seeing them, you know, covered up with tats and a whole bunch of piercings, and then, like, their senior in college college of of,   their their 4th year in college, they're actually try looking   looking more guyish, trying to look like a guy, and it's it it is. It's sad because you've got all these   you got all these very beautiful girls who are who have been told you've gotta be ugly.  



[02:33:58] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And it you know, that's the thing, you know, and and it's like it's like,   you know, why are you trying to get,   you know,   change people's mind like that?   You know, what what? Just   just to,   suit your agenda or something?   And, you know, that's   I I don't know. You see, that's just that just bugs the shit out of me. It's like it's like stop.   Stop trying to fuck with people's minds.   But, I mean, it's, you know, never happened.   And,   you know,   it it'll Going back to the sheeple.   Right. Right. It'll keep going. You know?   But it's just like,   you know, they basically, what they're saying is if you're pretty, you're freaking conservative.  

And I can tell you right now that's bullshit because,   I know a few girls that are very beautiful, but they're   stone cold liberals.  

[02:34:59] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep.  

[02:35:00] Rich Chelson:

I mean, very beautiful.  

[02:35:02] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well and they're they're not not necessarily what I would call liberals.   I I think they are they cling to the liberal moniker because they've been told that that's what   what feminism is.   Right. They're these are the same girls. It's like that one girl,   what was it, about 6, 7 months ago,   that when she had the realization as to why men weren't   weren't wanting to marry her. She was still she was, like, in her early thirties.   And she was just she was talking about how she had realized   why   men don't wanna wife her up.   And she was like, because I look crazy.  



[02:35:43] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[02:35:44] Bryan Goodwin:

I'm, you know,  

[02:35:47] Rich Chelson:

I've got to  

[02:35:49] Bryan Goodwin:

got all these you know, she works out all the time. She's fit. She's she's chiseled. She looks and she's it's not that she's ugly or anything, but but at the same time,   guys   want   a a woman that is, yes, in shape.   We'd like to see women in shape. We want women who exude   the proper curves where proper curves need to be.  

[02:36:16] Rich Chelson:

Well, you see that, the, proper curves, that's that's just,   the eye of the beholder.  

[02:36:24] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. Because Yeah.   No. Because if you look at, like, Sydney Sweeney,   you're gonna get more guys going, hey. Yeah. She's she's kinda fucking she's got a she's got the curves in all the right spots.  

[02:36:38] Rich Chelson:

But but you see that's As opposed to as opposed  

[02:36:42] Bryan Goodwin:

to to somebody who   is a, you know, who is a   straight rail. I mean, you look at you look at a girl who is trying to be a guy   and they've   removed their curves. They've made themselves more blocky, more square, more angular. Right. But They made themselves uglier.  

[02:37:04] Rich Chelson:

Let okay. Let me Now that uglier is  

[02:37:07] Bryan Goodwin:

yeah, it's in the eye of the beholder.   But at the same time, we're all gonna look at   a the quintessential   hot chick   and go, damn. She's hot. She's fine. She's good looking.   And a lot of and and you're gonna have the guys who are gonna go, oh, everyone's talking about her. So I ain't gonna like her,   but I'll like, you know,   Jillian Anderson or something. You know? They'll   they'll go to somebody.  

[02:37:35] Rich Chelson:

You see, that's the thing. They've been they've been conditioned because believe it or not, I have had my head turned by some chunky girls.  

[02:37:43] Duuude-Ron :

No. There are I I agree. There are some And  

[02:37:46] Bryan Goodwin:

okay. There are some chunky girls who   who take care of themselves   in a different way. Now you get the you get the chunky girls who are from, like,   my 800 pound life?  

[02:37:59] Rich Chelson:

No. No. Ugh. God. No. I've never seen that show, so I I don't know what you're talking about. No. There it's it Wait. But the thing is, what about   what about these skinny   guys?   I mean, I'm talking rail guys   that love big women.   You know? I mean, you see, this is where you see, this is   in in my eyes, this is where it's a stigma.   You know? Because, yeah, we've all   all of us guys have   been taught, you know,   find a girl with the curves and and and the right size booty and the right size boobs and all like this.   But,   you know, sometime yeah. It's great. I'll look,   and sometimes it's great, but sometimes I'll see I'll see a girl that's a different shape,   you know, a little different shape,   whatever shape that might be, and think   that's a really pretty woman   because of how they carry themselves, how they how they how they present themselves,   how their how their,   you know,   mental aspect is. Because, see, I don't look at a woman just for her beauty.  



[02:39:06] Bryan Goodwin:

You know what I mean? Or for for the looks. No. You you but at the same time, you look at the woman   because of her beauty.   Yes.   Because so no. It's it's not well, I don't get wanna get to know her just because of her beauty. No. No. You're right.   We don't.   But that beauty is what starts   the, the action. Because what we're doing is we're looking for   the same thing   that men have looked for all through life. Yeah. There's been an instance where the heavier set, the chunkier woman   was the end thing.   It was also   seen that, you know, if you're if you're a chunkier woman, you have a better chance to survive in winter   because you got a little more meat on your bones.  



[02:39:52] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[02:39:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Nowadays, no. You don't have to have quite as much as much meat on you, but you have to you don't have to be those £1,000 sister, overweight   sisters. And I've got I found the video that I was thinking of, and I I'll send that over to you,   over to you here in a sec.   But   we   society has won their own standards. But one of those main things that we're all of us guys are are interested in is that golden ratio of 36 24 to 36.   Yeah. I know. It and it doesn't have to it the and what it is is that 362436   is that ratio of of   between   the the boobs, the waist, the hips.  

That ratio is the same ratio   between   all of the well known beautiful women. Marilyn Monroe.   What is that same ratio of 362436?   Yeah. I know.   I believe,   Elizabeth Taylor was 362436,   that ratio.   Right. The women women all the beautiful women, whether they're bigger boobs and bigger butts and and and stuff, they still   usually   fall right within   that that ratio   of the hourglass figure.  

[02:41:15] Rich Chelson:

But see, you see, that's the thing. There again,   over time,   that stigma hasn't changed. Why?  

[02:41:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Because Because it's still listed too. One, the girl that tells let's just say, the woman is able to feed the child. She's got big boobs. She could produce milk. Typically, couldn't produce milk.   She's got a small waist,   and then she's also got wide birthing hips so that she'll be able to put produce  

[02:41:47] Rich Chelson:

more kids that way. Well, I know. I and say this again. That's why. I I know this. This is because this is this is how we were raised. This is this is all in fact in fact, my first wife,   when,   see.   Yeah. My first wife was,   pregnant   and she went doctor, and I went doctor with her. And the doctor was from, like, India or something. You know?   He was not part of the 1,420,000,000.   He,   but but, I mean, he looked at her square dead in the face. He says, you've got good hips for for,   this baby. For kids. Yeah. You know? And I I I, you know, I I was,   I mean, he didn't mean it bad, but   I kinda took offense because and, well, you know, my wife had good hips. I ain't gonna argue that,   you know. But still, it's like   it's like, you see, that's the thing, you know. And and this is why   we this is why   I don't know. I think okay. This is my opinion. I think I think a lot of these girls   are either trying to be   like a supermodel or a model,   or they just don't give a shit anymore and figure they ought to just throw a, you know, throw a fucking bucket of nails on her face and see what sticks. You know?  



[02:43:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, there are those, and those are the the   the main feminists who found that. But,   a lot of them are just   they're they've bought into a lot of the, a lot of the thought, but also society   has told them a bunch of other bullshit,   which is why you have a lot of women who just   who brought a bit about the fact that, you know, they can't find a man.   Well, yeah, you're going you're you're 1st, you're a 6 and you're looking for a 10. You're batting out of your league, chick.   And sadly, there's a lot of guys who do the same thing. I'm I'm an alpha male. I'd I I can only do a 10. Well, first off, if you had to state you're an alpha male,   you're not an alpha male, dude. Exactly. Mention, there's no such thing as a fucking alpha male. Alright. That's just that's a that's a stupid line that, that somebody who has got a small dick has come up with as a means to make them feel like they got a bigger dick. Right. So Right. Oh, yeah. But but but and and you see, that's the thing. You know? And,  

[02:44:20] Rich Chelson:

you know, this is where this is where   people have   jumped on the bandwagon. Oh, this is how life is. No. It's not.  

[02:44:28] Duuude-Ron :

No.  

[02:44:29] Rich Chelson:

No. It's not. I mean, we can change this at any time.   You know, it just it just fucking pisses me off because, you know, you've got like a like   like we was talking,   you know, a few hours ago.   There's a lot of beautiful girls out here that   basically took a bucket of nails and threw it at their face and a lot of it stuck.   And it's and it's   and it's freaking freaking,   sad sad   what's that word?   Taken from that beauty. Yeah. It's very sad. But but, I mean and and these girls normally would be beautiful girls. But, oh, no. We gotta be liberals and and, you know,   you know, subscribe to this. No. You don't.  

Do what you want. You know? You could still be a liberal without all that metal on your face.  

[02:45:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. But then you won't be won't be the   a self imposed victim like you are when you throw   you know, you cut your hair off. You cut you put a Right. Ton of metal in your face. You sit there and don't take care of your body. You're you're you're not shaving.   Alright? And I don't care who you are. I've seen women from Europe, and I'm   no. They they may look beautiful, but the buy the moment they, they raise their hands above their head and there is a hedge maze   in your face.   No. I'm sorry. Yeah. Right.   No. Yeah.  

[02:45:59] Rich Chelson:

I'm all natural.   No. Sorry, honey. That went out in the sixties seventies.  

[02:46:05] Bryan Goodwin:

I'm all natural.   Yes. You are. Now a natural yourself.  

[02:46:12] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. That's yeah. That's that's just scary. You know? You know, you get jiggy with a girl and get back to your place, and next thing you know, she   unbuttons her jeans and poof.  

[02:46:24] Bryan Goodwin:

You know, a whole forest pops out. But but, you know, like, Saint John's, you know,   you know, where that   came from. Right?  

[02:46:34] Duuude-Ron :

No.  

[02:46:37] Bryan Goodwin:

Women.   Everybody wants to set their And you you read that article that,   that article,   you see,   one, that all the all the comments that they the, author of the the writer of this article,   went,   wrote,   wrote to and got responses from.   1, they're all women. She didn't ask a single dude.   Alright?   But also,   there women,   anytime a woman does something that is supposed to help them   become more beautiful,   it isn't for the guys. We have got some of the easiest get along. You don't have to wear makeup all the time.   No. If you think you have to do something to be beautiful,   that is because you are falling falling victim to what   the other women around you expect of.  

If you were to   if you were to go off and   and,   you know,   go outside in shorts, not shave and don't shave your legs, it's the women in your group who will jump upon you and beat you verbally beat you up.   Right.   It's the women who would force women to do   47 different products of shit in their hair, and then they stand around going, oh, god. My hair's all ruined.   Yeah. Well, start doing like a guy. Just use fucking bar soap.   That's all you well, it'll strip my hair. No. Actually, it won't.   Look at all the guys who've got long flowing locks.   They use they they use the 10 in one body's body head, the toes, butt crack, you know,   toe jam removing,   a 10 in one body stope.  

Well, that And they're they come out with their hair being silky soft.   It's because we don't   we 1, we don't listen to the fucking marketers.   Right. Well, and say this, like And the a lot of us guys don't buy the because back in what it was a 2 1,000, 2,001,   there was actually a actual push for   skincare   and cosmetics for men. Oh, hell yeah.   Oh, yeah. Major push. A lot of guys But that didn't go very far because most of the most of the masculine men were like going,   fuck that. What? I can use bar soap. Come on, man. I'm we're good. Right. I use doctor Squat. Alright? My face smells nice.  

[02:49:16] Rich Chelson:

Well, see, that's like that's like when I got out of the military, I,   let let my hair grow long because I was like, fuck this. I ain't cutting it. It was down in the middle of my bag, and I just used soap,   shampoo.  

[02:49:30] Bryan Goodwin:

Right? I'm sorry. I'm trying to picture that. And I Seriously.   I'd   I can't get it. I can't get a good image on it. All I see is,   for some reason,   the the chick off of diet work,   if you know that weird   South African group,   band, techno band,   the the girl, she's got somewhat long hair. It's not down her middle of her back, but it's just this stark white oh, good god. But, yeah, the name of the name of the musical group is Die Ant   Work, and it's   w e e r k because it's,   Africanese.   Okay.   But,  

[02:50:17] Rich Chelson:

let's see here.   But no. I it I   when I was,   when my hair was long,   I had,   girls   mad at me.   And,   because my hair was so soft and flowing like you said, and they're like, what do you do to your hair? What do you do to your hair? I said, wash it with shampoo and they get pissed. Oh, they get pissed. Yeah. Wash it every other day, you know, maybe. And and that's seriously, that   that is what I, you know, all I did.   That was all I did,   you know? And it's just like,   you know, and they're just like, I can't, I, I can't do,   I can't do anything with my hair. Yeah. Because if they don't,  

[02:51:11] Bryan Goodwin:

they're gonna get called out by the by the women   because you're supposed to do the I mean, that's why the why,   hyaluronic acid is such a such a big thing. All those fillers that the women are shooting into their face,   that's because pressure from women   because   they want to,   they so they have somebody who will play the game with them.   And what's funny is they're coming to find out that all those fillers they've been injected in their face,   and they have to go and get more. The reason that they get more is because it spreads out.   Their body never actually absorbs it. It just starts to move around. That's why you get start getting Madonna face where you start looking like a fucking alien. You don't have any features. You're just this globe.  



[02:52:01] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   And  

[02:52:04] Bryan Goodwin:

and a lot of it goes up into your forehead.  

[02:52:09] Rich Chelson:

And,   that that,   Gru,   it's Die, d I e, ant Ant word. Word.  

[02:52:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, o.  

[02:52:19] Rich Chelson:

W o o r d. Yeah. But,  

[02:52:23] Bryan Goodwin:

but yeah, that the girl there   Uh-huh. I keep seeing her hair on your head.   Yeah. No doubt. Going, oh, that's that doesn't look right, but that's closest I can come to seeing you with long hair.  

[02:52:35] Rich Chelson:

Hang on a second. Let me,  

[02:52:39] Duuude-Ron :

put that in our post   so I can see what you're talking about.   Now before I came in the military, my hair was down to the bottom of my   or yeah. Bottom of my shoulder blades.  

[02:52:54] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[02:52:55] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Wow. And look at me now.   Right? Well, look at me now. I don't have a forehead. I have a 36 head   Because it had resists   so far back.  

[02:53:09] Bryan Goodwin:

And that's why I just It it's the only thing that's getting to multiply on you.  

[02:53:13] Duuude-Ron :

No shit.   Yeah. That's why I just   bad and the cost of haircuts.  

[02:53:19] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.  

[02:53:21] Duuude-Ron :

Here's You know, and here's a funny thing. When I retired out of the military,   I tried   to grow my hair long.   And as soon as my hair hit my ears,   it was just the most   annoying   feeling   after having a high and tight   for 21 years   that   I I couldn't stand hair touching my ears.   So I would never be able to grow my hair like I was when before I came in the military down to the bottom of my shoulder blades.  

[02:53:57] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I did it for about,   3 years and then, I went back to the high and tight, and I haven't changed since.   But I threw a picture in the chat   of of this girl.   Yeah. My hair wasn't   no. No. My hair was it was it was about as long as hers,   but it was not cut like hers. I guarantee you that.   No.   But yeah, it was it. Yeah. It was funny. It was seriously about as long.   So,   but  

[02:54:36] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Her name is, or her name is is Yolandi Visser.   And,  

[02:54:46] Duuude-Ron :

now is this,  

[02:54:50] Rich Chelson:

are they are they brother and sister or something?  

[02:54:53] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No.  

[02:54:58] Rich Chelson:

Okay. I didn't know it because I thought I'd I had saw a picture. It said something,   but maybe it was another picture in the article.   Wow.  

[02:55:09] Duuude-Ron :

Wow.   But that's definitely a haircut. That's definitely a haircut.  

[02:55:18] Rich Chelson:

Wow. Yeah. And,   just know that   my hair was not cut like that,   but the length, yeah, it was, it was, it was about that long, a little, little longer.  

[02:55:30] Duuude-Ron :

And man, girl. So basically you had had an extreme   moment.  

[02:55:35] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.   Yep. In fact in fact,   this, this, a a one girl I went to,   that, cut my hair,   permed the back of my hair one time. Oh my god. I about killed her. Never went to her again.   She says, oh,   you look good with a perm. No. I won't.   And she did it anyway.  

[02:56:01] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-huh.  

[02:56:02] Rich Chelson:

I'll teach you. Yep.  

[02:56:05] Duuude-Ron :

I've seen those here.  

[02:56:09] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That was,   1990?  

[02:56:14] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah.  

[02:56:15] Rich Chelson:

No. Yeah. Yeah.   Or no. 90 2. Yeah.  

[02:56:19] Duuude-Ron :

A multi point with curls in the back.  

[02:56:22] Rich Chelson:

Yep. That's how most of them did it for a long while. Yeah. And I was like, yeah. No. I ain't doing it. You can't. Can't do it. Yeah. No. Never would. No.   Thank you. Yeah. No. Yeah. Shortly after that, I just went to high and tight, and that's where I stay now.   And I love I love the place I go now because I walk in.   Hey. How y'all doing? Sit down in the chair. I don't even say a word. They just they just Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Zip. Okay. There you go. $20.  

[02:56:54] Bryan Goodwin:

$25.   $25.  

[02:56:56] Rich Chelson:

That's, like, 30.  

[02:56:57] Bryan Goodwin:

30. Yeah. What? I go to Walmart. I I it's it's   it's, like, 28. So yeah.  

[02:57:04] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I know. It's Damn.  

[02:57:05] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And but but you see that me  

[02:57:09] Duuude-Ron :

it might cost me   maybe   maybe   37¢   because I can use a razor for a very long time,   and it don't take a lot of shaving cream either.   So   maybe 37¢.   But see see But I I don't have those Goldilocks,   golden,   you know, long flowing locks of hair.   Yeah.  

[02:57:38] Rich Chelson:

But, dude, you see, I get I get I get   the the the heated shaving cream,   the the straight razor,   get the Vitalis in the hair.   Oh, yeah.   Yeah. I come out smelling good in the neighborhood, dude.   Oh, yeah. Believe you.  

[02:57:56] Duuude-Ron :

We had we had a barbershop that I always went to when I was in North Carolina. It was called 2 Brothers.   Uh-huh. It was 2  

[02:58:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Korean brothers and Oh, I thought it'd been hilarious if it was 2 girls.   That would've been awesome.   No.  

[02:58:11] Duuude-Ron :

Two brothers.   And they charged   the well, this is back in the late eighties as well. Oh, yeah. This is back when it was $10.  

[02:58:20] Bryan Goodwin:

$4.  

[02:58:21] Duuude-Ron :

$4 for a haircut, but it was a haircut and an ass whooping   because they gave you a, you know, pretty good ass whooping massage   at the end of your haircut.   So,   yeah, it was   22 and an ass whooping.   That's crazy. What we called it. And then they got a cousin in there, so it was 2 brothers, a cousin, and a ass whooping.   But, yeah, they would yeah. They give you massage at the end.   Yeah.  

[02:58:55] Bryan Goodwin:

I've got if I when I go to to Matt's Barber   Barber Shop, sometime we've got a barber actually, we got 2 barber shops in Elk City.   And I'll go I'll go to Matt's, from time to time. And, yeah, they'll trim   they'll give you trim,   you know, shape the beard for you, and then he's got a massager deal that,   and he runs all over your back and feels kinda nice. Yeah. Yeah.  

[02:59:22] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. I I   I just go to these guys and, like I said, sit in the chair   and they they hook me up, throw that straight razor on me, and oh my god.   Life is grand.   I'm about due for 1 too.   So   I'll be going back probably a week or 2.  

[02:59:49] Duuude-Ron :

Because Right. Before you go up to Tennessee?  

[02:59:53] Rich Chelson:

Oh, before then. Before then. That that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Before you go to Tennessee. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. Shit. Yeah. I'll be looking good in the neighborhood, man.   I definitely will be looking good in the neighborhood.   So  

[03:00:15] Duuude-Ron :

That's good.   I'm happy for you. I'm   we ain't going out on a fucking date.   But, you know,   I'm I'm happy that you'll be, you know, smelling fresh and feeling fresh and   you know  

[03:00:32] Rich Chelson:

Dude, you you see the thing is you're not 36, 24, 36.   So  

[03:00:39] Duuude-Ron :

You're right. I am 24, 36, 24.  

[03:00:46] Rich Chelson:

Oh my gosh.  

[03:00:49] Duuude-Ron :

No.   3836.  

[03:00:55] Bryan Goodwin:

243836.  

[03:00:58] Rich Chelson:

Okay. There it is.  

[03:01:01] Duuude-Ron :

Well, you know what? I'm fucking close.   Goddamn.  

[03:01:08] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shoot.   You see, that's the thing. You know?   We we   we sit here and talk about the size of women   and what's the perfect woman blah blah blah, but no one ever talks about the size of the perfect man.   What's up with that?  

[03:01:26] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I sure the fuck ain't gonna talk about it.  

[03:01:29] Rich Chelson:

Well no. But but, I mean,  

[03:01:31] Duuude-Ron :

you you know, it's like it's like But you and I you and I would be great at a party, Rich.   Why is that? Because we're not gonna bring 6 packs. We're gonna bring   mini kegs.  

[03:01:43] Rich Chelson:

Well, this is true. So  

[03:01:45] Duuude-Ron :

so, you know, you gotta look at it from that maybe that standpoint.   A dad bod   or grandpa bod or, you know,   what we look like.   Right. Nice. Yeah. It ain't gonna be no 6 pack anytime soon.   Ain't no way in hell.   No. I know.   I know at one point in time, I could do   a 118   sit ups in 2  

[03:02:17] Rich Chelson:

minutes. I think my ass was, like, a 105.  

[03:02:21] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Mine was   mine was a 118   push ups, a 118 sit ups,   and 10   minutes and 5 seconds and a 2 mile run.   That was my best. That was a 3 at the point schedule.   At that point in time,   it was a 385 on the PT test.   And 300 was 300 was max as, you know, you know, from being in the army. Now the navy,   I don't even know if they ever did PT, but that's irrelevant.   So   but, yeah, mine was a 385.   And that was the last PT test in basic training,   and I still did not get high PT. 1 guy beat me.  

[03:03:10] Rich Chelson:

Oh, damn.   What What do you have? 386?  

[03:03:16] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. As a matter of fact, he did. Oh my god.  

[03:03:19] Rich Chelson:

I just asked on that one, dude.  

[03:03:22] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   He started   sprinting at the end of the run   right before I did. He came in 2 seconds ahead of me,   which was the next bracket   higher   than what I came in. So, yeah, I got a 85.   He got a 386.   I was so freaking pissed.   Right.   Yeah. And we did the same amount of push ups and sets, a 118 each.  

[03:03:52] Rich Chelson:

Wow.   Yep. Yep. Yeah. Push ups, I think I think the most I ever did in 2 minutes was,   90.   90?  

[03:04:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I was Basic training?   Was it during basic training as well?  

[03:04:08] Rich Chelson:

No. No. I was I was at my first duty station. I was in Oh, okay. Probably Kansas.   Now now the 2 mile run,   I think my best there was,   14.   14 and some change was my best,   which wasn't great   because   I had a max of, I think, 15 minutes.  

[03:04:38] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.   So  

[03:04:41] Rich Chelson:

I can't remember that. I mean, that was that was a couple days ago.  

[03:04:46] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   That might might have even been about a week ago.  

[03:04:50] Rich Chelson:

Might have been. Yeah. Might have been.  

[03:04:53] Duuude-Ron :

So just a couple of days.  

[03:04:55] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[03:04:57] Duuude-Ron :

Maybe a couple of coons ages.   Right.  

[03:05:02] Rich Chelson:

Back when God was a private.  

[03:05:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Pretty much.  

[03:05:09] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. I do not. Yeah. Basic I don't I don't remember what I did on my final PT test in basic.   I mean, it was good. I know it was, but   I passed it.  

[03:05:29] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[03:05:39] Rich Chelson:

Brian, did you fall asleep?  

[03:05:41] Bryan Goodwin:

I am not asleep.  

[03:05:43] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   I just wondering. You you just, like   like, you know,  

[03:05:50] Bryan Goodwin:

silence over there. I'm sitting there just listening to y'all. But anyhow, so we are we are now up to the 10 o'clock moment. So probably need to go on ahead and get her all wrapped up for the night.  

[03:06:01] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Probably so. Because, I mean, you you yeah. If we wind up on on another subject, we could be another 15, 20 minutes.  

[03:06:10] Bryan Goodwin:

If if we're lucky.  

[03:06:12] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[03:06:13] Bryan Goodwin:

Because, you know, we go on to that other topic,   and the other topic's gonna wind up sparking off onto some other little tangent. And that tangent's gonna lead to another tangent. And so we're gonna end up having a 6 hour show. I'm gonna not get any sleep. I'm gonna be cranky going through Dallas tomorrow, so who knows who I run over. Yeah.  

[03:06:33] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Cranky?  

[03:06:34] Bryan Goodwin:

You cranky? I would be cranky. Oh, yeah. If I don't get my sleep   I mean, good way to tell if I've if I had to get up at 5 o'clock in the morning or anytime before 6 o'clock, actually.   Talk to me while I'm going through Dallas.   And there will be new cuss words invented as I go through there.  

[03:06:55] Duuude-Ron :

There there's there's new cuss words   invented   with anybody that has to drive an 18 wheeler   through Dallas   in any way, shape, or form.  

[03:07:09] Bryan Goodwin:

They can be. Yeah. I would agree. Oh, yeah.  

[03:07:13] Rich Chelson:

Dallas Wouldn't argue with that. But  

[03:07:17] Duuude-Ron :

Dallas   Dallas Dallas on Friday.  

[03:07:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Friday, yeah, Friday before anytime after 3 o'clock. Yep. You are   you are screwed   with a with a very   unfortunate screw. So  

[03:07:34] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And we're and loaded and lubed with sand.   Lubed. Yeah.   You definitely Hopefully, you don't have to hopefully, you don't have to get on 75 in any way, shape, or form. Oh, hell no.  

[03:07:46] Bryan Goodwin:

Nah. Nah. Normally, I am clear of 75. I'm just I'm just going to John John Carpenter,   expressway. So   so I'm just heading down by, basically, just right there by the by downtown Dallas in I 35. So   easy peasy,   lemon squeezy, and then I'll head back on the highway 114 and just cruise that way all the way the   all the way back. So woo hoo.   So Alright. So yeah. It is definitely that time. Yeah. So alright, guys. I appreciate y'all's time. It's coming in, having a sit down, having a listen. This show is a show where we just it's just us 3 guys. We sit down. We talk about just that well, as you've heard for the past 3 hours, it literal   migration of hit from one topic to another to another topic to another topic. And and a lot of times, yeah, I'm I'm the chatty one, but, tonight, it was kinda nice to be able to hear Rich talk and and   and and hear the dude going about his,   his thoughts and sharing out with everybody. That was kinda cool. So that's one reason why I was sitting on my tongue for as long as I was because, well, it tickled for 1, but also just, you know.  



[03:09:05] Duuude-Ron :

And like I said, that was probably fucking extremely  

[03:09:08] Bryan Goodwin:

hard for you to do. Oh, well, it was it was it was definitely a challenge.   But,  

[03:09:14] Duuude-Ron :

yeah. But I did it. I I managed. I managed.  

[03:09:17] Bryan Goodwin:

So but anyhow, this is we're the reason why we do this show is, 1,   just because we're 3 good friends. We enjoy each other's company. We talk twice a week. And this is one of the weeks that we sit down and talk. The other time is, is on for on Wednesdays where we have if, we have veterans get together and we all just kinda sit around. And again, just talk about bullshit for 2 hours. And we usually have something that we talk about. Sometimes we have deep stuff. Sometimes we have very shallow stuff. And other times, it's just bizarre shit. And we're always we always have something to talk about. And   this is just one, just kinda show   society.  

No. Guys don't just sit around and are these silent stoic creatures.   We actually do   have emotions. We enjoy each other's company. We   grow because of each other's, company.   And that's the that's the root of what this is about because men need to have a good strong community.   Yes. We do have times where we have to we need to, to draw back and we need to think about our, think about what our problems are. And we need to need to examine those in a in a moment   where we have our fortress of solitude.   Those are times there those are normal. Those are healthy times for us to do that. But also, we have the other men around us. Those other men help us in ways that   befuddle women.  

And it's it's a great and wonderful way that we do that because   we can spend all day with another man, say 5 words to each other,   and have a great bonding session.   And women, they have to talk. They are they have to share their thoughts and their feelings   to have that sense of connection. So, yeah. They They're going to be jealous of us. But us guys also do benefit from the times that we talk and it's Doesn't have to be all the time about the really serious shit.   A lot of times, we take care of the really serious shit by talking about the weird dumb shit.   Right. And so it's great that we're able to get together and that's why us 3 get together for this show. Now this show is a value for value show though. And then so and is may a means of   if you find any type of value from the show,   what do you how much do you think it's worth?  

And you send us that amount. It's that easy. It's that simple. It's that straightforward.   If you don't wanna do,   because with podcasting 2.0,   you could actually send us Satoshis   through your podcasting app. And now a lot of people, they hear Satoshis and they're going, oh my gosh. I can't do that. And you're right. There's a lot of people who feel that way.   And there's actually changes going on in the land of of   podcasting 2.0 to try to come up with a way   that is a little more acceptable   for the average Joe. Because right now, it is still such a very big geek fest   to talk about and to implement and to use satoshis. Because one, there's the whole stigma stigma   on what satoshis and Bitcoin actually means. Oh, wow. That's that's, that's, I don't do crypto. Well,   do you do dollars? Yeah? Okay. Well, then you're doing crypto. Crypto is just a, conversion   of of a dollar into, you know, into a set of of different set of coins, different set of value.  

And so a lot of people see and hear that, they they shy away from.   But we're also We also do,   PayPal donations.   And, again, we've got it set up to where you can send us whatever you like. You wanna send us, you know, a a dollar? Okay. Well, you know, might not might not get very much from that, but or you might wanna send us $1,000.   Whatever it is you want. If you wanna send us, $5 every month, okay.   We greatly appreciate it. This helps us. All we're doing with this is just so that we can actually   help ourselves   to be able to pay for   the, the hosting fees   for the show and any other tools that we may need. But we're not just about the money. If you wanna help us out by   providing,   providing   chapter art or even show level art,   we would love to have that. It's, you know, you get the ability to do that. It's,   anything   1400 to 4 by 1400   all the way up to 3000 by 3000   RGB,   color grade,   and try to get it and don't worry about the size. We'll we'll run it through squoosh and and get it down to under 512,   kilobits,   which sounds really weird. How do we get it that big, that small? It's   Apple, and that's the main reason is because Apple   doesn't operate correctly unless your image is under 512 kilobytes for whatever reason. Nobody really understands why,   but it's it's Apple. And  

[03:14:34] Duuude-Ron :

they're still kind of Because  

[03:14:36] Bryan Goodwin:

you have to squoosh it. You have to squoosh it. That's the call that's the squoosh. App. Great app to use if you're ever trying to get a, get an image down to a particular,   kilobit size.   Great app to use. So but   you can send us, send us chapter art and or if you want and you wanted to help us with something else, say, like, you wanna create, set up chapters for us. Hey, we can do that. We can We'd love to have somebody go through, set up the chapter art for us and and get all that taken care of and set up.   So there's a lot of value for value. What you think is,   is worth value,   you could pay however you want. You can pay it,   you know, if pay it by by   time, talent, or treasure. Or if you don't think we've done done enough, created enough value for you, then no? Okay. Then don't send us anything. That's okay. We'll try harder next week, and we'll come up with a with a different and and dumber topic to talk about that'll really annoy you and see if that gives you, an incentive to throw some money our way. We'll we'll find some way. So but anyhow, guys, I wanna say thank you very much for all the time. This has been such a good time, and we're in we're enjoying the the hell out of it and wanna be able to keep going. And so, yeah, if you can help us, great. If not, then not. It's still gonna just come out of my, my pocket, Rich's pocket, and then we're still gonna have fun. We're gonna talk. We're gonna we're gonna giggle and and laugh and and have a grand old time. So but anyhow, so, dude, what do you got for your,   ending shots?  



[03:16:15] Duuude-Ron :

Well, it, tonight, it was very nice to be able to, talk and actually   get no, and actually,   be more participated of the, conversation   than,   what I'm usually able to.   But,   again, everybody that   is out there listening,   again, this is just us,   you know,   hacking on each other as you can see.   We don't save any blows.   You know, the lower the blow the better it is between the 3 of us, and we have   no heartburn,   doing it and nobody takes it personal.   So again, if you enjoy the show, you know, thank you very much.   One thing I do have a question about,   how's Josh doing?  

Have you heard anything about Josh? He is home.  

[03:17:15] Bryan Goodwin:

He is,   he is very well chewed up by the asphalt.   He has got road rash up one side down the other.   He does have a internal fracture   on the, inside of his skull is what they said.   He is inside he is,   they surprisingly,   OU released him,   like, just a couple, 3 days after everything happened. And and is it even, his wife, Laura, was gone.   Really? You you think that's you think that's really wise? And   and been fighting to to   keep him, keep him hydrated, keep him,   keep him   going in the right direction and stuff. And,   yeah, they've,   they the VA is who he's,   been transferred over to now, and they are,   they're they're basically have ordered some fresh say CT scans and other,   test stuff to get a better idea for them. So,   now there's a chance he'll probably wind up with his head on his butt somewhere along the way. So, you know, just because the government likes to do weird stuff.  

So   Yes.   Tell me about it. Let's see. This might work here.   Alright. Yeah. What's that? You you breathe a little funny. Your breath is gonna stink for a bit. That's okay. You'll get over it. So here's 800 milligrams of Ibuprofen. You'll you'll be okay.  

[03:18:47] Rich Chelson:

No shit.   Remember them days?  

[03:18:50] Duuude-Ron :

Hell, yeah. The wonder drug of the army,   Ibuprofen.   Motrin? Yeah.   Yeah.  

[03:19:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.  

[03:19:04] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I'm glad he's out of the hospital, though. But yeah. Yeah. He is out.  

[03:19:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Good.  

[03:19:14] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, the internal fracture.  

[03:19:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Excuse me. Did not,  

[03:19:19] Duuude-Ron :

you know, do any   internal,   brain damage   or any long term.  

[03:19:27] Bryan Goodwin:

I did talk to him, got a text from last night when after I left him on. He's like, yeah. Medication's kicking in, man. I ain't gonna be all that, all that worthy.   So   so he   he he he knows he's he's just wait   till he gets better enough to to be able to get to,   to come back on. So I'm sure we'll be able to get a good,   a good   Update. Recounting from him, whenever he gets he gets back. So  

[03:20:04] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Well, hopefully that's pretty soon.  

[03:20:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep.  

[03:20:12] Duuude-Ron :

So   Well, that was my final shout out for today. Alright. And, Rich, how about you?  

[03:20:19] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I just,   I don't know. I just I I mean, we're at   936 downloads, and that's amazing. And I wanna thank everybody who's   listened to us and who keeps coming back.   Don't know who you are or would like to hear from you.   So, you know,   send us an email, [email protected]@gmail.com,   and,   you know, let us know your thoughts. You know, whatever they are, we'll   we'll listen to them, we'll read them, and we'll even reply to them. So and if you have questions for the dude,   just email me or Brian, and,   we'll be happy to,   pass it on to the dude and   let let him impart some wisdom   on on on your young soul.  



[03:21:10] Duuude-Ron :

So   Impart with impart wisdom? Who the fuck do you think I am?   Holy crap.  

[03:21:18] Rich Chelson:

You're the dude, man. You're the dude. I I guess I'm the dude. He's the dude. The dude of Reno.   Yeah. You're the dude, man.   But, no, anyway, just just thank you for listening.   Share this out, man. Just just freaking tell people about it and let them listen to it because, yeah, like, Brian said,   we go off many rabbit holes and,   no telling where we're gonna wind up and   or and   you might cringe at it. You might laugh at it. You might,   you know, like it or hate it, but, you know, share it out.   And thank you for listening, and thank you for downloading it.   That's about all I Yeah.  



[03:22:00] Duuude-Ron :

And, again,   we go down a lot of rabbit holes, but come out to gopher  

[03:22:10] Rich Chelson:

holes.   That's a gem right there. I love that.  

[03:22:15] Duuude-Ron :

It's a gopher hole.  

[03:22:20] Rich Chelson:

You go down a rabbit hole and come out to go for a hole.   That's that's a pretty amazing fucking route, wouldn't it? That is. I'm telling you. I was not expecting that route, but that's a good one.  

[03:22:34] Duuude-Ron :

That's usually where we at. That's usually where we wind up at. So Yep. Right.  

[03:22:41] Bryan Goodwin:

So I'm about to alright, guys. Well, we all have yourself good rest tonight.   Guys, y'all that are listening, thanks so much for listening, and we will see y'all next Thursday. So till   then,   bye. Later.  

[03:22:55] Duuude-Ron :

Peace out.  

[03:22:57] Bryan Goodwin:

Ciao. Alright, guys. We'll catch y'all,  

[03:23:00] Duuude-Ron :

on the, on the next run. Alright. Alright. Have a good night. Have a good week, guys. Later. Later. Have a good day. Be safe. Bye. Alright.   Bye.   Bye.