Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

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Hello and welcome to another episode of '2 Grumpy Vets and a Dude.' I'm your host, Brian, joined by the ever-entertaining Rich Chelsea and the Duuude. This week, we dive into a variety of topics, starting with our experiences at recent events and the camaraderie we share as veterans. We also discuss some of the latest memes making the rounds, including one that sparked a conversation about old TV shows and viral videos.

 The heat in Texas and Oklahoma has been brutal, and we share our stories of dealing with the scorching temperatures. We also touch on some historical facts that might surprise you, like the fact that samurais, Abraham Lincoln, and fax machines all existed at the same time. 

Lastly, we delve into some current events and political topics, including the recent presidential debate and the ongoing issues with inflation and minimum wage. As always, we appreciate your support and encourage you to reach out with any questions or comments. Enjoy the episode! 

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[00:00:00] Bryan Goodwin:

It never does rain, but we look like we've caught in a rainstorm because we're all old guys who just sweat   profusely. Profusely is is too light of a word.   And I I don't know what's what be a more fitting word, but that's closest we can get. But yeah. Just   hey, man. Hello, and welcome to 2 grumpy vets and a dude. I'm your host, Brian, and I am here with 2 of the   greatest guys I've ever come across. We have Rich Chelson and the duuude. And I tell you, we have had a great week,   great time, and we have just   been just neck deep and completely fed up with the whole   thing. I don't know about y'all if y'all had that. But, oh my gosh. Have you been have you been following this meme? Like, I think it's an old meme.  



[00:00:51] Rich Chelson:

But Well, well, the let let's just say this. The first time I heard about it was last week at Stubborn.   Yeah. And and and I kinda looked at it, and I just I just think it's kinda funny. But  

[00:01:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, what the first thing that got that brought my attention to to the   the Hawk Talk Girl was,   what movie is this? And it was a as a black guy,   the hot dog girl,   and then a down syndrome kid.   And I was like, what in the world is this?   And I was like, okay. Well, okay. And I was thinking criminal,   black guy,   you know, because he had an orange jumpsuit on. I was, you know, I was just like, okay. What's going on here?   Okay. So what's up with, with,   and the only thing I keep thinking of was, the the television series   that had,   I wanna say his name was Chucky, but it wouldn't that's not right.  

But he was the Down syndrome kid, and he ends up   getting finding a Down syndrome,   girlfriend.   And it it was it was not a sitcom, but it was kind of a, comedy drama,  

[00:02:01] Rich Chelson:

like a Ray.  

[00:02:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Thursday evening,   drama, something like that. But anyhow   so but anyhow, I was like that, not yet nothing. And then I was, like, going, okay. So what,   I kinda just started looking around on Reddit and,   because I just took the picture copied the picture, and I threw it up on onto,   image search or on Google.   Brake tool if you're ever trying to figure out, you know, figure something out.   And,   they were all talking about well, it's like the middle is Hawk Tah, so it was Black Hawk Down.   His name of the it was the movie that they were talking about.   Oh, okay. Because of Black Hawk,   hot and claw, and then down syndrome. And I was like, oh, god. That's horrible. That's terrible. And I'm going to hell because I left. So  

[00:02:50] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean I mean, I'll just say this as stubborn.   It was being made into a joke,   you know, because it was they was they was basically laughing at the girl   and and,   because I guess it was a TikTok video   and and this girl   just kinda just went crazy with it   and everyone's laughing at her. So  

[00:03:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, that's the yeah. The video original video was, this   this girl who apparently ended up getting fired from her,   from   preschool being a preschool teacher   because and like I said, I think it's an old video   Because I remember seeing something like that a couple years ago. Some girl who's just who is just, you know,   drunk being raucous at at college and stuff, and, you know, you just wanna wanna   go off and,   spit on that thing. And   just   that seemed that I seem to remember that being a couple of years ago. Now I could just be that my mind making it up. But   at the same time, I mean, yeah, she she single handedly,   turned,   turned June into into,   in into,   into heterosexual,   topics. So   for being pride month, she kinda took over. So  

[00:04:14] Rich Chelson:

Well, okay. I I looked up how tall.   Right?  

[00:04:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep.  

[00:04:19] Rich Chelson:

And basically it's it's, I mean,  

[00:04:21] Bryan Goodwin:

it's Winnie Haka Loogie. Oh, yeah. Yes. That's just all it is. And everyone's just fascinated by that. Yeah. Well, just the way that she because she she was just like and you and you just walk.   Just her whole   her whole action was just amazing. And it was funny. I I I get it. She was just she was she was trying to be as   as as lively as possible as you get. And it so it was just a lot of really overacting and and the whole.   So   so, yeah, she was it was a it was an interesting little, little situation there, but it was but yeah. I mean, good god. Last week, just   every I mean, it it took over. I saw more of that than the than the cold Bernie Sanders   meme that took off, you know, 4 or 5 years ago.  

Oh, yeah. Years ago.  

[00:05:19] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. I remember. I yeah. Yeah. I remember seeing that every once in a while.  

[00:05:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Chili Bernie?  

[00:05:26] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That's like Yeah.  

[00:05:29] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I remember it now. Yeah.   And I've seen this in so many different places   to me now. And it's only what, been 2 weeks or whatever when this appeared.   It's like, it's getting fucking old now.  

[00:05:46] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Yeah. It's it it wore it wore out really quick. So Oh, yeah.  

[00:05:51] Duuude-Ron :

And I thought things come across the Facebook   feed   that   that phrase   in an Indian language, and I don't remember what tribe   the the Facebook blip said   that it was good friends or something like that. And  

[00:06:10] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, yeah. If you got a hot dog, you'd be a pretty good friend too.  

[00:06:19] Duuude-Ron :

There's no there's absolutely   no doubt about that 1.   However,   they're, like, offended that she's using it in   that or in that   Oh, yeah. She's using that for and I'm like, okay.   Come on now.   It were   an Indian agent is offended by her   using that because it was 1 of their phrases. Because it's it's a because it's an onanomapia.  

[00:06:51] Bryan Goodwin:

So  

[00:06:55] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. But I'm like,   okay. What you know?   But if it's on the Internet,   what was the thing a long time ago? It's gotta be true.   Yeah. Right.  

[00:07:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep. Yep. You're right. Gotta be cool. So anyhow, so, Ron, what have you been up to this week?  

[00:07:13] Duuude-Ron :

Man, just dealing with the heat   device.  

[00:07:17] Bryan Goodwin:

You I mean, that is some serious well, and I I keep saying it acting like it's something new.   I mean, it is Texas. Texas. It gets to triple digits   regularly.   But every time it happens, it's just like, son of a gun, man. I kinda I kinda like the cold weather here, man. Just  

[00:07:37] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And, yes, I've been to Oklahoma. I was stationed at Fort Sill for a while. And that was It's out there. 1 year that I was there. It in the month of May,   it,   hit the record of   30 out of 31 days,   was over a 100 degrees.   And out of that,   I think   it was either 12 or 13   days in May were over a 110.   So I was stationed there at that time,   and   I'm not getting any younger.   You know,   yeah. I but I'd rather be in the warm than in the fucking cold any day of the week. Me and Cole don't like each other, and I certainly don't like white air.   So for those of you that don't know what white air is, that is snow.  

Can't stand snow anymore, would much rather be in the heat. However,   yeah, it's,   it's warm. I think we hit a   103 with a heat index of a 110 today,   and it's supposed to be in that. And that heat drop that is sitting over top of Texas and Oklahoma   is supposed to be here for   roughly the next week and will be in the 100. And I know Oklahoma, you guys are already hitting,   what, 105   ish?  

[00:09:01] Bryan Goodwin:

About that. Yeah. Or something about it. Yeah. Rich, how how many how many close to the triple digits have you come to yet? Or is the is the Gulf Stream,   keeping it off you and keeping it,  

[00:09:13] Rich Chelson:

away from you? No. No. No. No. No. No. No.   No. It's been,   even   even before I left, we was hitting 103, 104 field temperatures.   Okay. But but since I've been back, we've actually been actually   kinda cool.   We've only been at 99   with the fuel temperature. So, I mean, you know, it's it's it's   the weather's been kinda nice.  

[00:09:40] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, the hottest June hottest day in June for Mississippi   shows to be in 1936.   Thanks to global warming. Y'all hit a 111.   Wow.  

[00:09:53] Rich Chelson:

I will say out in Oklahoma,   I saw 1 day, it was, like, 96,  

[00:09:59] Bryan Goodwin:

97 with, 108 fuel temperature. Yeah. So That doesn't surprise me. Yeah. We we now. We'll usually catch some type of,   some type of of of   heat,   and and a little bit of humidity, especially if you're over   east of the I 35 corridor.   Mhmm. But if if you're west,   the further west you go, the drier gets. So Right. Right.   So yeah. And, yeah, Oklahoma   was,   the hottest day on in June was, was on a was a 117   degrees, and that was back in 53.   Wow.   Texas had to hit actually hit a 100 and 20 back in 94.  

[00:10:45] Duuude-Ron :

53. That was when you that's when you guys were in fucking junior high. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.  

[00:10:52] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   You, yeah, dude. You, you was just starting college, right?  

[00:10:59] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. As a matter of fact.   And then moved over to what was it? The next decade? Moved over to Woodstock?   Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. Yeah.   Yeah.  

[00:11:12] Bryan Goodwin:

See, and Yeah. No. We terrorist.  

[00:11:15] Duuude-Ron :

Go ahead, dude. No. We ain't that old.   We old.  

[00:11:20] Bryan Goodwin:

We ain't that old. Well, what I was looking at here was,   this little map that I've got. It's,   let's see here. Hey. Hey. You know what? I've got   see here. Where is my What have you got?   I was looking I'm looking at this this map, but okay. Let's see. Where's my nope. Not the whiteboard. Not the apps.  

[00:11:42] Rich Chelson:

Alright. Let's   what are we gonna do? Trying to do on Zoom, dude? You scare me. Share screen. There we go. Boom.  

[00:11:50] Bryan Goodwin:

Let's see here.  

[00:11:56] Duuude-Ron :

There we go.   So  

[00:11:59] Bryan Goodwin:

there we go. Alright. There we go. Okay. Cool. So, yeah, this is the map of the June statewide,   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Statewide,   highest high temperature records for June.   And, like,   like, down here in in Alaska.   It's back in 1915   again because, you know, we are,   because of global warming, like everyone likes to proclaim, they actually had a 100 degrees back then.  

[00:12:31] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[00:12:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Now did freaking Hawaii of all places, you know, they got to a sweltering 96 degrees back in 2018.  

[00:12:40] Rich Chelson:

I say, god forbid.   I mean I mean I mean, if freaking Hawaii wasn't so freaking liberal, I I would love to go live there.  

[00:12:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, you know, they   they and from what I hear, I mean, it's,   Mississippi is not the   most conservative state, or at least they don't have the most conservative politicians, I guess, would probably be a better way to phrase that.   So  

[00:13:07] Rich Chelson:

You know, honestly, that I I just I don't   I eat seafood.   I'm down by the gulf. I give no damn about anything.   I don't care. No. I don't care. You know, I was yeah. I'm like freaking Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville, baby.   You know?  

[00:13:29] Duuude-Ron :

As long as the bar has the big ass fans,  

[00:13:32] Rich Chelson:

who cares?   Exact right? Exactly.  

[00:13:36] Duuude-Ron :

And and as as long as it is   you can turn around from the bar and step right onto the beach.  

[00:13:43] Rich Chelson:

Right? That's even better, man. And there's a few places that are like that.   Oh, I'm sure there aren't. You know? So it's like, yeah. It's like,   why the hell hell do I care about anything else?  

[00:13:56] Bryan Goodwin:

You   know? Right.  

[00:14:01] Duuude-Ron :

You got your you  

[00:14:02] Bryan Goodwin:

got your radio, you got your Jeeps. Wicked.  

[00:14:07] Duuude-Ron :

And like you used and like you like to say, I don't give nay damn.  

[00:14:12] Rich Chelson:

That's right. I don't give nay damn.  

[00:14:18] Bryan Goodwin:

So,   all right, so, well, let's go ahead and let's get ourselves. Well, no rich.   Why don't you give your report? You had 1 fun filled action packed,   crazy weekend.  

[00:14:31] Rich Chelson:

Weekend. It was like, yeah, week and a half, but, yeah, it was a long yeah. It was a long weekend. It was a long, long weekend. No. No. It was Very, very long weekend.   Right.   Right. But, no, I I did make it home   in 1 piece. The jeep made it home in 1 piece, so we're good.  

[00:14:49] Duuude-Ron :

No. It didn't. The Jeep did not make it home in 1 piece. That's right. That's right.  

[00:14:55] Rich Chelson:

I lost the lens cover. That's right. I lost a lens cover.  

[00:15:00] Duuude-Ron :

Damn it. Beat up your fender.   See, that's   you gotta be like mine now.   Yeah. That's just it. You gotta be like mine now. Take the fenders off.  

[00:15:11] Rich Chelson:

But, dude, I like defenders, man.  

[00:15:13] Duuude-Ron :

I know you do.  

[00:15:15] Rich Chelson:

I mean, I honestly, I really do, but, yeah, part of me wants to take offenders off. I don't know. I'm I'm still working on that. But, anyway,   after last Thursday,   we have finished out the weekend and, oh, it was, it it was a big old party on Saturday.   You know, couple snafus on stage, nothing major. You know, we fixed them right then.   You know, it was just stuff that we didn't foresee happening.   And then,   came back, unloaded everything,   and I just took my time getting home, and I'm I'm home. Thank god.   And   I I got about 3 more weeks, and I gotta go back out there again.  



[00:15:56] Bryan Goodwin:

And I know mister Brian's gonna be out there Yep. Dude. Yep. I'm gonna bring bring the my p 4, and we're gonna we're gonna do a live we're gonna do a live in person. So, yeah, dude, you need to be there for us.  

[00:16:08] Rich Chelson:

You gonna be able to be up, dude?  

[00:16:16] Duuude-Ron :

You know, that is still way up in the air mainly because of finances.   I ain't planned on it because,   well, you guys know my financial issues right now. So,   you know, it you know?   I would love to, but, you know  

[00:16:32] Rich Chelson:

Well, if you could get me a  

[00:16:35] Duuude-Ron :

Maybe if I could get me a GoFundMe page.  

[00:16:38] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know, try it. You never know.  

[00:16:41] Bryan Goodwin:

How much do you need to be able to get down there and back   or up there? Do what? I said, how much do you need to get up there and back?  

[00:16:50] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I think gas was for the round trip was like   a 150,   but I gotta get trailer registered, and that's another 80. So Oh.   Yeah. Yeah.   So  

[00:17:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright. So   there we go, guys. We need mister Ron needs about $500.   If y'all would like to be able to help, y'all can shoot about $500   worth of Satoshis over to him.   Would love to be able to see that, come roll in. Y'all can, do feed through a modern podcasting app over at, like, yeah, over at, new podcast apps dot com or podcast dot,   podcast,   podcasting2.org/apps.   So y'all can, y'all can be able to send, or if y'all wanna just send, some money through PayPal, we can also receive it that way also, if you wanna send just,   the regular, fiat stock guarantee. So there's a quick little ask. So, anyhow so alright. So back on over to to Grumpy Red. What do you got? And what else happened? So how was the, how was the rally? Was it was it a wild and crazy rally like they, like they have up in, like, what is it, surges?  



[00:18:01] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No.   No.   Not really this year.   It was No gang fights?   No. No. No. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. No. That  

[00:18:10] Bryan Goodwin:

Body count was abnormally low then.  

[00:18:14] Rich Chelson:

Not really. I mean, it's,   22,   300 people. But but you see from from   from last year,   you know, there was probably 4 to 500 people last year   or more.   But it I mean, they were more of a wild crowd, whereas this crowd   was a lot more   conservative.   You know? I mean, they were still fun, had a good time, you know, but but you see, the 1st year, we saw boobies all over the place.   Okay. And and   this past weekend, I think I only saw   5 or 6 pair of boobies.  

[00:18:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Well  

[00:18:54] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Right? I mean, I I I mean I mean, although although the ones I saw were very nice,   it was, I was very thankful to,   to   partake in the viewing of of   these ladies   volunteering.   Well, 1 of them showed them for beads. So,   you know,   I'm like,  

[00:19:17] Bryan Goodwin:

just took it for bar de gras,  

[00:19:19] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But,   but but, no, seriously, everyone was cool. I mean and and it was funny because some of the people   we had,   well,   that were there last year   that we didn't get to meet or didn't know they were there when they saw us show up. They was like, you know, it's like, oh, hell, you're back. Fuck. Yeah.   Oh, it's a party.   And we're just looking at them like, yeah,  

[00:19:43] Bryan Goodwin:

No idea who you are, but thanks, man. Appreciate it. You know? Apparently, you weren't drunk enough for to to forgive us. So alright. That's a good thing. Yeah. Right. Right. That's a good thing.  

[00:19:53] Rich Chelson:

In fact in fact,   someone even,   came down and gave us some moonshine because we didn't take no shine with us. Oh, wow. Took   beer. Okay? And and, honestly, I didn't drink that much   this time. I was drinking, God, I was drinking water like it was going out of style. Oh, I bet. Yeah. It was a 100% down  

[00:20:16] Bryan Goodwin:

like it is.  

[00:20:17] Rich Chelson:

But, I mean, yeah, I took a couple sips of shine. I mean, it was okay, Sean. It it it it I've had better.  

[00:20:24] Bryan Goodwin:

I was gonna say, is it anywhere close to Matt's?  

[00:20:28] Rich Chelson:

No. No?  

[00:20:29] Bryan Goodwin:

No. It no. It was Matt is amazing. I don't know what he does to to get to scrub that burn out, but by gosh. There's no burn. No. No fire. It just is  

[00:20:40] Rich Chelson:

I've got some in the fridge because because when I was coming home,   I was packing up the night before   and,   Matt just reaches up, grabs a jar, and sets it down   because it's,   he calls it swamp water.   And and and it's just as smooth as the lemonade.  

[00:21:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, nice.   Yeah. I mean, yeah. You don't My wife enjoyed the and, of course, I I I enjoyed the fact that she did enjoy that,   that, what was it? Caramel,   caramel   Caramel apple? Yeah. The caramel apple.   Yeah. Yeah. I like the caramel apple. Yeah. That was pretty good. Yeah. That was that was good. Like I said, the wife liked it, and I am so grateful that she did too. So  

[00:21:25] Rich Chelson:

but yeah. No. It was I mean, other than that, it was   I I don't know. It was crazy because it I mean,   for for being our 2nd year,   like I said, we only had a couple 2 hiccups. That was it.   Other than that, it would have been a perfect show for the whole week.   And, I mean, it was just an actual good time. We didn't   we didn't kill ourselves.   You know? And then,   so so, yeah, we broke down and,   you know, unloaded and all like that on Monday.   And I came home, and I just well, I had to run to the VA today,   go to ortho.   And,   other than that, I'm just kinda chilling right now, running some ideas in my head Okay. That that,   you know, we can talk about   later on. Nothing bad, but, you know, just   just not wanting to bring him on here right now. Yeah. You still gotta work it through. Yeah. I understand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got I've got a lot of stuff to work through on him. So but so, yeah, that's that's, basically what I'm doing, and,   you know, I don't know. I might I might wind up   going and sitting down by the   by the gulf tomorrow. I haven't thought I haven't thought that far ahead yet.  



[00:22:47] Bryan Goodwin:

That was a game. Well, I know I was fixing I was fixing to get all excited. I was like, holy smokes, you got somebody watching. Oh, it's me. I'm a dumbass.   So   I'm getting excited. No problem. Yeah. We got somebody watching. Oh, it's me.  

[00:23:03] Duuude-Ron :

We did lose some sense. There. Nope.  

[00:23:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Nope.   So   Excellent. Oh,   so okay. And for me, I'm not  

[00:23:15] Duuude-Ron :

And the and the emphasis and for the emphasis would be dumb.   Okay. Thanks. On the on the dumbass.   Dumbass. Oh, you're welcome.  

[00:23:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Nothing but nothing but love. Nothing but love. That's right. Feel that love immensely.  

[00:23:30] Duuude-Ron :

That's right. Yeah. Right here, babe. Right here.   Oh, shit.  

[00:23:36] Bryan Goodwin:

So a sub error message will contain additional information as an underlying cause of this error result.   Well, apparently,   CNN   is   having   technical difficulties. So I think it was in MSNBC   or NBC.  

[00:23:54] Duuude-Ron :

Go figure.   Seriously?   Let me let me turn it on.   1st presidential debate hosted by CNN.   Well, it's on CBS.  

[00:24:08] Rich Chelson:

CNN can't even get their own shit right. What's up?  

[00:24:13] Bryan Goodwin:

There we go. Yeah.  

[00:24:16] Duuude-Ron :

Well well, we know he's not, coked up because he's blinked twice since I turned it on. And I mean, those were some I'm sitting here watching them. He hasn't blinked yet. Thinking   hard thinking blanks.  

[00:24:29] Bryan Goodwin:

He he oh, there was 1. Oh, there's another 1. Okay.   3. Okay. Okay. He he he's struggling real hard to look at something. 0, 0, 0, he's   see, oh, well,   he's hitting a stutter.   Of course, I'd like to know how how many times they've cut off old old   cut off the old,   Trump man,   recently because you've seen how they've got their the   the the podium set up. Right?   No. No. I haven't. They actually have they're they've got,   on the podium. They've got the the mics that comes up. And beside the mic are 2 green lights. Those 2 green lights are on, your mic is live.   So you know that they're going to   as soon   as Trump's time is up, they're just gonna   snap that puppy off. Or if he says something that doesn't agree to their to their narrative, they're just gonna be like, oh, let's turn that off so that they,   the president can, continue to talk. But   what is up with the look that he is making?  

What? Trump? Trump. Yeah. He's got this, like,   looking directly at the, at the camera is not good for Trump.   He has got this,   I don't know how to   scowl.   He is scowling.  

[00:25:55] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. He yeah. He does have a scowl. That's for sure.  

[00:25:58] Bryan Goodwin:

And so I don't know what, what what's going on. I'm not gonna turn it on just because I don't wanna get up get a,   a a   copyright strike against us for for, you know  

[00:26:09] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. That's right. That's right. So It is it is copyrighted. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. You have to get some permission by   say I say I don't know why because   here in about   30 minutes after   it ends, it's gonna be all over the Internet. Oh, yeah. They they copy it down. Everything. I mean Oh, yeah.  

[00:26:33] Bryan Goodwin:

But people start ripping carpet while it's live. They can Oh, no. People's chop pieces.   So Oh. But, alright.   Well, while we were kind of talking about the debate, what do y'all think about it? What do y'all think's what do y'all think's gonna happen? We have,   I haven't even paid attention to see what,   what is the,   president   dentual   debate   bingo card.  

[00:27:04] Rich Chelson:

Now basically what you're supposed to talk about.  

[00:27:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Let's see here.   Presidential debate, bingo card, Biden, Trump face off. Here we go. This is what we've got,   mentions of nonexistent   persons or places.   So we got,  

[00:27:21] Rich Chelson:

Read that again.  

[00:27:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Not mentions   of non existent persons or places.   So like Cornpaw.   You know, Cornpaw is a bad dude, you know,   or   his his,   or his uncle,   Mosey   who crashed in, in in Papua New Guinea   and and got ate by cannibals.   We know that didn't happen, but, but at the same time, you know,   if 1 of the presidents mentions,   that,   Trump if Trump insults a city  

[00:27:58] Rich Chelson:

If Trump insults a city, he probably will. Oh, hell yeah.  

[00:28:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah. I don't doubt that. When we go to New Orleans, it's a terrible place. It's bad. It's   horrible.  

[00:28:09] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no.  

[00:28:11] Bryan Goodwin:

For him, it'd be Michigan or Detroit. Oh, yeah. Michigan, Detroit, LA, or LA,   California,   or Chicago.   Right.   Hunter Biden, which I mean, come on. That's you know?  

[00:28:26] Rich Chelson:

You know, that   that's actually,   yeah, almost   last year's news now.  

[00:28:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, but still it's   if and we know who's gonna say it. Come on, man.  

[00:28:40] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.   Yeah. That's that's a given. Come on, man. Convicted felon.  

[00:28:48] Bryan Goodwin:

Where?   See if, somebody mentioned,   semiconductors.   I don't know why semiconductors is the big thing, but okay.  

[00:28:58] Rich Chelson:

But but, convicted felon, you know the, moderators   are gonna bring that up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, and and probably January 6th because they ain't letting that shit go.  

[00:29:11] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, no.  

[00:29:14] Rich Chelson:

You know,   Trump will probably well, I don't I don't know if Trump will bring up reference to   Joe Biden's age or not.  

[00:29:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, I mean, he's Biden's only, what, like, 3, 4 years older than Trump,   and Trump is actually 1 year older than Hillary. So  

[00:29:34] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   And you see, this is you know, but now okay. Okay. Hang on here. Woah. Here we go.  

[00:29:42] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright. We got we got Rich dropping into 2nd gear.   Right. Right.  

[00:29:49] Rich Chelson:

Now, okay. Hang on here.   If you look at all the precedents we've had,   most all of   them, no 1 looks at you until you're in your damn seventies.   Okay? If you run  

[00:30:03] Bryan Goodwin:

in fact in fact, Biden's the oldest president we've had Yeah. And that that in a long time. I I kind of agree to you as because of right now.   But honestly Dude, we lost dude in the sixties. So what?  

[00:30:17] Rich Chelson:

We lost dude.   Hey.  

[00:30:21] Bryan Goodwin:

And dude dropped. Hey, dude. Get back here.  

[00:30:25] Rich Chelson:

But no. No. No. No. You see, this is what I don't get, and this is what hurts the shit out of me. The constitution   says, hey, dude's back. He's back. He's back. Yeah. So I missed you, man. I did, man. I really missed you. Don't forget to click okay.  

[00:30:41] Bryan Goodwin:

Yes. Click. Okay. Well, yeah. Now now there he is. Alright. Yeah. Okay.   But but You're back.  

[00:30:48] Rich Chelson:

We missed you. I'm back. Okay. Yeah. I'm happy. I'm good now.   I can't proceed with my Yes. Now, now, now is my pontification.  

[00:30:58] Bryan Goodwin:

Good. Beautiful use of that word. Thank you. Thank you. Pontification.  

[00:31:02] Rich Chelson:

Yes, sir. Now,   but but, see, the constitution   allows anyone 35 years or older   to run for president.  

[00:31:11] Duuude-Ron :

That is true. Is it 35? 30   35   American citizen.   Yep.   Exactly. Look it up. Non non felon.  

[00:31:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Right. Right.   But However, however,  

[00:31:26] Duuude-Ron :

you know,   when's who was the   in this century,   what is the last president was that was younger than,   50?  

[00:31:37] Bryan Goodwin:

That would've been Kennedy.   He was. He was the youngest. He was the youngest president we've had.  

[00:31:43] Rich Chelson:

Yes. But but you see this you see this is the thing. Every other president after him has been in their started in their seventies. And it's like, why?   Why don't we let,   you know, someone who's, who's younger,   you know, come in because   Biden is 81 right now. He's the oldest   living serving president.   Trump if Trump gets elected in,   by the time he's out after 4 years, he'll be 82 or 83, I think.   You know, it's like it's like, why are we going with these old white fuckers?  

[00:32:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Because looking I went ahead and I pulled up the, the list of ages.   Uh-huh. And,   I mean, most of them from at least from what I'm seeing as of right now, which is up to   up to Fillmore.   Actually, I can bring it up a little bit more and bring up Pierce.   They range from 48   to 64 years.  

[00:32:46] Rich Chelson:

Okay. But but that was, like Washington was 57.  

[00:32:50] Bryan Goodwin:

John Adams, 61, 57,   58, 57, no big deal about that. 61, 54, 68, 51.   And then Franklin Pierce, like I said, was 48 years old. He was actually   Yeah. And the first old, the then coming up to,   say from when we are alive, which,   see, you were  

[00:33:25] Rich Chelson:

I was born in 69.  

[00:33:27] Bryan Goodwin:

Dude, it was So you were you were kicking around during Calvin Coolidge. Right?  

[00:33:31] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You know, I was gonna I was gonna say something more closer to,   you know,   who was the second who's the president that's on a $20 bill?  

[00:33:43] Bryan Goodwin:

$20 bill? Plus Grant. No. Grant's No. Grant's on a 50. 50. Yeah. Jackson, ain't it? Yeah. Jackson.  

[00:33:51] Duuude-Ron :

I thought you were in I thought you were in Jackson's cabinet.  

[00:33:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Maybe for a minute, man. So, but not Kennedy went   from 61 to 63. He was 43 when he started.   That was the last 1 right there. That's the, that's the early, that's the latest president that we've had. Right. Are they, the earliest president that we had?   So you said you were born in 60 69. 69. Okay. So, actually, that's before you you actually were during   during the big asshole of LBJ.   So   so he started at 55.   Nixon was 56.  

[00:34:30] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Okay.  

[00:34:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Then I, I came on board,   Darren Ford administration.   He was 61,   52, and then Reagan came in scraping at 69.  

[00:34:43] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. Because, yeah, Reagan   and Reagan ran ran for 8. So he was 77   when he got out. Yep.  

[00:34:51] Bryan Goodwin:

And then, well, old Ben Flick Willie or another And George w, George, George Herbert Walker. He was 64.   Yeah. Daddy Bush. Yeah. And then Bill Clinton was 46.  

[00:35:04] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[00:35:05] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.   Really? 46 when what? 46 years when he started his, presidency.   No. What? When he was 54.  

[00:35:14] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   I'll be sound bitch. Okay. I I stay and corrected then. And then,  

[00:35:21] Bryan Goodwin:

old George w, he was 54   And Barack Hussein   Obama   was 47 years old.   And then we had Put a little shake and bake on that white oak too. Well, that's, you know, that's how they that's how the teachers were doing it. They are teaching as the kids. They were all singing about the glories of Barack Obama, and they're just talking about Barack Obama.   So, you know yeah. Yeah. I just carried it on. I mean, that it's okay for the teachers to do it. It's okay for, for an old white man to do it. So   so, then Donald Trump was 70,   then, then, then, I'm   in no. I I bought Joe  

[00:36:05] Rich Chelson:

Joe Biden.   I've got hairy legs. Did you know that?   And Come on, man. They're in the water. They they turn almost 4 invisible,   and the kids like to play with them.  

[00:36:16] Bryan Goodwin:

So but anyhow, he was 78 years old when he started. And,  

[00:36:21] Rich Chelson:

that's gonna give me nightmares now. You know that.  

[00:36:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Have you not ever heard him talk about the time about   him playing the, it'd be standing in the swimming pool and the kids would go in and play with the hair on his legs. I I I've I've I've heard bits and pieces, but I've managed to keep it out of my head until now. No. If I have to be subjected to it, so do you.   Nuh.   Nobody gets out of this ride for free. Uh-uh.   We are all gonna be traumatized.   I mean, come on. I mean and and he does.   Yeah. Biden   tells some incredible stories.   I mean, they're a 100% bullshit, but, you know, they're incredible stories nonetheless. Because, I mean, when you have someone who is talking about, you know, porn pop being a bad dude and all that other stuff, you know, it's   we we know he it's   it's,   a   a a load of crap. So Right. Again of course, I mean, he's also claimed that he got, like,   graduated the top of his college class and come to find out, no, he was actually at the bottom.  



[00:37:27] Rich Chelson:

So But hang on. He was upside down most of the years. He was my Upside down. He thought he was at at the Yeah. Yeah. So,  

[00:37:36] Bryan Goodwin:

if, back over to the, the bingo card. If if, Trump   more likely, Trump would be the 1 who says it, but, you know, Biden might be trying to steal jokes now and utilize the word crooked.   I doubt. Perfectly innocent,   if that one's used.   Drug test.   Because yeah. Because I mean,   oh, he is. He is he's coked on something. He is   I I I if I could turn it on, I would love to hear if he's yelling   because that's another sign. Because he likes to knock really loud, really fast. We're gonna go really fast. And   so   and then forgets to blink. So   so but anyhow, the inflation blame game,   if 34 counts comes about,  

[00:38:24] Rich Chelson:

right,  

[00:38:27] Bryan Goodwin:

mods accused of not playing fair   if someone trips.   I'm I'm surprised they hadn't mentioned that, if, someone doesn't,   someone doesn't actually start wandering off stage.   So   Alright. Or they talk about infrastructure.   Then there's China.   Trump debuts a new nickname.   He's great at those nicknames too. He's amazing.   References that is.   Rigged.   January   6th is another 1. Border crisis. Obama.   Hooten. Oh, poo poo poo poo poo poo. I'm surprised people haven't pulled that 1 out of the out of the closet. Like, because that's what,   oh, what George w claims he used to call Putin was all booty poop. So right. Right. I think, I think, I think a member  

[00:39:25] Rich Chelson:

hearing him say that once or twice. Oh, yeah. When when he was in office.   I mean, I would I mean,   if he said it, it is recorded somewhere,  

[00:39:35] Bryan Goodwin:

and it is available. You just have to find it. You just have to find it. Yep. Then we've got an awkward brag about black voter support.   Yeah. That would be Biden, I think, would say that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because I mean, when Trump brags about his, black voter support, he's got the black I mean, he Oh, he does.   Drug in I forget how many people were actually there, but   he drug in a huge group of of folks in Brooklyn.   Mhmm.  

[00:40:06] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. And And Biden's having trouble just filling a a basketball stadium. And right. And see and see this thing. That's like that's like even down here.   A lot of people love Trump down here. White, black.   They don't care. No. You know, you see this, you see you see in fact, I was talking to a young lady today when I went and washed my Jeep finally. Okay. You know, from from playing in the mud up there in Oklahoma.   I hadn't washed my Jeep since, you know   and so I washed it, and I was talking to this young lady, real sweetheart,   named Shelby.  

And, you know, we were talking about how   down here,   people just, you know, if if like 1 of the towns got hit by a tornado, like, a couple years ago or whatnot. Right? Right.   And and   even though at the time this girl was in high school   and   the town that got hit, it was their rival   for sports.   They still   came together   and cleaned up and rebuilt that so they could get back to doing what they was doing.   And, you know, it's like, it's, you know, and that's the thing. It wasn't just white people.   No. It was everybody. But that's the community.  

[00:41:20] Bryan Goodwin:

And and this is what And that right there shows the fact   of   why you don't want the government's   support.   Because   Mississippi,   they got together. They helped each other out, especially after,   Katrina. Katrina. Thank you. I was trying to think I was fixing to try to say her Henrietta, and I was like, no. That ain't even for no. They don't. So but, anyhow, hit, Katrina.   And   they, they got hit just as hard as.   Now when as as   new Orleans did, yeah,   New Orleans still   has not recovered   from   Katrina.  

[00:41:59] Rich Chelson:

Exactly. They haven't. Not fully.   Mississippi.  

[00:42:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Tap shit. Mississippi rebuilt. It was back together and was up and running within my 4 or 5 months. I mean, it was some incredible   amount. I mean, it was just insane.  

[00:42:14] Rich Chelson:

And see and see, that's the thing. I mean, I mean, people down here   and, you know, like like,   like, when I was talking with miss Shelby today, I was like, I was like, you know, up north, if you go up north, you don't see that everyone's separate.   Oh, no, I can't help you. I can't help you. You know, and it's, it's wrong, you know? And you see the thing is in the fifties sixties   seventies,   you know, even early eighties, I would say, early to mid eighties, we still had that.   It wasn't,   this is my opinion now, it wasn't until the nineties   and on past   was when   people were just like, no. I ain't gonna help. No goddamn, buddy. I go I don't give a shit.  

You know? It's like, no, people. So in the last, what, 30   years, it's gone downhill.   You know? Oh, yeah. I mean, I mean, because back in,   back when we was growing up, shit, we'd have street parties. We'd have block parties  

[00:43:13] Duuude-Ron :

with all the kids and the parents. Block parties were   block parties were to  

[00:43:17] Rich Chelson:

shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And now it's like, it's like, oh, no, little Johnny, you can't ride down the street because someone might snatch you and,   you   know, take you for human trafficking or someone might run you over because they're not paying attention,  

[00:43:33] Bryan Goodwin:

which, I mean, sadly, it's that's that's a possibility. Both of them are true. And, I mean, that's the the kidnapping thing, sadly, has   increased dramatically, and that's just because we   don't pay attention to who's coming into this sit into this, into this country anymore. Well, no. You're right. That's not the important thing. It's like, oh, 0, you know, they they're they're they're refugees.   Bullshit.   They ain't fucking refugees. Stop stop trying to win people's emotions over or manipulate people's emotions with   the improper use of words. Sorry. Not buying it. Not gonna buy it, and you can't make me. They're not newcomers.  

They're illegal aliens.   Exactly. But they're asylum seekers. Yeah. But it doesn't mean they have asylum right now. They're just seeking it. So why don't they go on ahead and hang hang back someplace else and and wait until their asylum hearing is heard?  

[00:44:27] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right. But yeah. No. And see, that's the thing. No. And then, and then everyone wants to cry foul when it happens. Like, oh my God. I didn't. Yes. If you would have opened your fucking eyes and paid attention   and known where your kids were Right. And took and took more of a charge   in in your child's   life and and made a more of a loving and well disciplined home, guess what?   You wouldn't have this fucking problem.   Precisely.  

[00:44:56] Duuude-Ron :

You know? You know, it's just  

[00:44:58] Rich Chelson:

go ahead, mate. Myself?  

[00:45:00] Duuude-Ron :

Like myself? Yeah. We grew up in   the sick or the seventies   as kids because I was born in 6 and 7.   But,   you know, drinking out of the hose,   riding in the back of a pickup truck, not wearing seat belts,   not having a helmet   or shoes   while you were riding a bike   and or skateboard.   You got kicked out of the house after dinner and was told not to come back in   until the lights came on, the street lights.   However,   yeah, we had neighbor or neighborhoods   with   a lot of kids.   Mhmm. Right now,   I can walk out my neighborhood. It's a very quiet neighborhood.   I know   the 2 houses down on the left, I know them. The 2 houses down on the right, the 1 across the street, and the 1 either side of that. Other than that, I have no idea   who my other neighbors are.  

Right. You know? And, yeah, we used to   when I was a kid with all the boys that were on my block,   we would set up on the street, and we had   a   a a bike racing course set up in the neighborhood. You went down the street. You turned around in this person's driveway, you came out this person's driveway, went back up on the street, went into this person's driveway, went out the sidewalk,   went out this person's driveway,   and then turned around,   and then when you hit the street light, that was the finish line.   We had enough bikes   across   a regular,   you know, neighborhood street   where   all the   kids,   if we were lined up on that start finish line at the streetlight,   all the bikes will go across   the road.  

Right. And we could touch each other. We'd have   20, 25   kids   with their bikes racing.   Right. And the parents   we went outside, and the parents didn't have to worry about it because   they knew.   Mhmm. And having block parties, yeah. We had, you know, quite a few block parties growing up.   You know? So it was but now   nobody wants to get to know   their neighbor.   No. They they they don't go outside.   They don't   get   nobody wants to know anybody else, but yet they want to know each other out on the highways as they're   passing you, you know, giving telling you that you are the number 1 driver out there on the road, and everybody's in such a hurry to get in no place.   Right. It is just totally   incredible.  

You know?  

[00:48:02] Rich Chelson:

And it is.   That it is. But, yeah, it's saying that's the thing. You know? It's it's like,   why don't we just bring back just a little bit of niceness?   Because it'll spread like wildfire once it takes off.  

[00:48:16] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   And, you know, I I've always done this that that I have the ability to do this   because you've guys seen the back of my Jeep. I got a freaking mechanic shop in the back of my Jeep. Yeah. Right. You know,   with the hydraulic,   jack. I even before I had all that, I would stop and help anybody on the side of the road   to help them change their tire. Why? Because I'm physically capable   of helping out.   You know?   Or   if they didn't need my help, but I stopped.   Nobody   will stop and help   anybody   stranded on the side of the road. Nope. I do.   And I had 1 1 girl   that   before I got   stopped to help her,   they had been there for over an hour   and nobody   stopped.  

Nobody. And this is on   I 35, a major interstate.   Nobody stopped to help.  

[00:49:21] Rich Chelson:

And It is just   Probably   probably everyone that had passed, I'd say maybe 10% even saw her, you know, saw them.  

[00:49:30] Duuude-Ron :

Not 10%. I can guarantee you that 40%   saw them. And then, you know, their thought is, well, let's let's be you.  

[00:49:39] Bryan Goodwin:

I know. I I   mean, a lot of times, I they there's a good chance that a lot of them are, well, it sucks to be you. But also, a lot of them probably going, well, they've already got somebody coming to help them.  

[00:49:51] Rich Chelson:

Well, true. Because you got cell phones and, I mean, most insurance plans are   are, kind of roadside assistance of some sort. You've got roadside assistance, you know, and they're just waiting.  

[00:50:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And and that's very true. But I will still stop.   And if they say, hey. I got roadside assistance,   you know, then I'll go on my merry way. But at least   I stopped.   You know, it it   what what is it to me? It's 15,   maybe 15, 20 minutes out of my life.  

[00:50:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.  

[00:50:26] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. To that other person,   I've I've helped   young ladies,   older ladies, older couples.   To them,   it's priceless.   Yeah.   You know, but it it was 15, 20 minutes out of my life that I have the tools   to be able to do that.   It got the tire changed   and on my and we're on our merry way.  

[00:50:52] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. We just we just need to get more people to do that. You're  

[00:50:57] Duuude-Ron :

you're very right. And, you know, I have always had the philosophy   that   if I stop to help somebody   and they   I get   shot, killed, whatever,   then that was God's   intention   for me.   Because you don't know how you're gonna go. You don't know when you're gonna go.   But   if I had   good intents   with what I was doing,   you know,   if it cost me my life, it cost me my life, but I'll still stop and help.   Right. Yep. Again,   it's 15 minutes out of my life to where somebody else, it is priceless.  

[00:51:42] Rich Chelson:

That's true.  

[00:51:45] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, holy smokes. I didn't realize that.   What?   Kinky Friedman died.   Yeah.  

[00:51:53] Duuude-Ron :

Who's that? I saw that on the news today.  

[00:51:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, he Kiki Freeman is a   is a,   well known He ran for governor once. Didn't he?  

[00:52:06] Duuude-Ron :

I'm sure. I'm not I don't remember   what position he ran for, but   alright. I think it was president.   If I'm not mistaken, I think it was he threw in for presidency because I bet now that that name,   and I knew who it was, but that name sounds familiar now. I think he did do for president.   But, yeah, he was also a Texas singer.  

[00:52:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep. Yeah. He was known as a he was a Texas singer. So Oh, so yeah. See  

[00:52:36] Rich Chelson:

see, I never knew that. I'd never heard of him.  

[00:52:39] Bryan Goodwin:

So you're   But he was he was a bit of a character.  

[00:52:45] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[00:52:47] Bryan Goodwin:

So   so here oh, yeah. There you go. Some of the, some of the,   I figured there'd be some people and some comments that come up.   Some of the the,   interesting things that,   that kinky Friedman says, Zach.   1 of his quotes is, if I,   if I get elected, the first thing I will do is demand a recount.   Money is money are student elected.   There is a fine line between fiction and nonfiction. I believe I snorted it in 1970  

[00:53:25] Duuude-Ron :

6. I believe musicians  

[00:53:28] Bryan Goodwin:

can run this state a lot better than politicians. We just don't get,   too much done in the morning.   Remember y'all is singular   and   y'all   is plural.   All y'all   is plural possessive.   So,   so yeah, you got y'all all y'all in all y'alls.   So, money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.   Friedman's just another word for nothing left to lose.   So yeah.   Yep. He was I remember him making,   if it it was the presidency,   I believe it was. Margot's talking about it.   Let's pull up his   actual name was Richard Samet,   Samet King,   Friedman,   song singer, songwriter, novelist, humorous, politicians,   columnist for Texas Monthly.  



[00:54:33] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Okay. Yeah. See, I   must be a Texas thing.  

[00:54:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Music career,   writing career politics,   86, 2000. Antaustace   was serious through a cold campaign to become the governor of Texas.   In 2020,   2006,   he stated his goal was to   the was, was the deification of Texas,   among his campaign slogans were how hard could it be?   Why the hell not?   My governor is a Jewish cowboy,   and, he ain't kinky. He's my governor.  

[00:55:16] Rich Chelson:

Oh god.  

[00:55:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Friedman also hoped to follow the footsteps of, entrepreneur turned governors including Jamie Davis,   Jesse Ventura on sports anchor, Ronald Reagan.   Ventura,   even campaigned with Friedman on his elections.   Friedman released a statement 2013   announcing his intent to   to again run for Texas Texas agricultural commissioner as a democrat.   That's probably what his downfall was   on why he couldn't get that.  

[00:55:50] Rich Chelson:

Switching over to the democrat side.  

[00:55:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. They ain't gonna win you anything.  

[00:55:54] Rich Chelson:

Unless he was a democrat in the first I thought he probably was.   Well well, you see, that's the thing, though. Them old school Democrats,   I could,   I could kind of deal with them a whole lot better than, than, what we have today.   Because   you could still actually have a conversation with the democrat.   And even though you 2 didn't agree,   y'all could still be friends in the morning. Or still talk. Exactly. Yeah. You know?   But but and and the thing is, believe it or not, the old school democrats   did once in a while or more often than once in a while,   have a pretty damn good idea.  

Sometimes. Yeah. That, you know, with a little tweaking and and compromise on both sides,   it could make it work for the whole country, except for nowadays, you know, they're like, oh, no.   You can be any fucking gender you want. You can whack your packer off or put a packer on. You know, it don't matter.   You know, you can call yourself a litter box if you want.   Yeah. And that's accepted. You know? And it's like, no.   You got man and you got woman. That's what got in that's god made everybody that way. Or more more,  

[00:57:07] Bryan Goodwin:

more appropriate is dude or dudette.   Dude, my God.  

[00:57:12] Duuude-Ron :

So That's right.   You know? And I will I will agree with Rich.   You know? I'm a Christian,   and   I believe in what the Bible says.   God was   made   let's see. How does that slogan go? Adam was made for Eve, not for Eve.   Right. I I am 1   man and woman,   you know,   and that's it.   You know, again,   identifying   as an animal,   as a object,   and god forbid if we are not politically   correct in saying that, okay. Well, you're   a litter box. Yes. I will talk to you as a litter box.   No, dumbass.   Let's see. What were you born as? Male   or female?  

[00:58:07] Rich Chelson:

Well, see see, the thing is, I I don't I don't have a problem with lesbians or gays or anything like that. You do you, boo. That's fine.   Just don't force it down my throat.   Okay?   And do not force me to address you as they or them or or mister and missus litter box or whatever because   that dog ain't gonna fly right there. I'm sorry.   You know? Yeah. No. It just it's stupid.   You know? It's like it's like show me the law where where where I have to call you what you wanna be called. Because if that's the case, you call me King Richard.  

[00:58:46] Duuude-Ron :

But Yeah. I'm gonna out it. You know? And yeah. Okay. And if you don't like   my   verbalism   towards you on what you wanna be called,   all you have to do is turn around   and walk away.   Step get to stepping, baby. Get to stepping because I'm not you know what? Personally, I'll get to stepping because I'm not gonna listen to it. You know, you can stand and preach and do whatever the hell you want.   No. I really ain't got time for that crap. You know, I'm just gonna   mosey on.  

[00:59:21] Rich Chelson:

Yes. It's like it's like, dude, you're freaking harshing my buzz, man. I need a coffee or I need beer or anything but here. You know?   I mean, I need something   something. Anyway   right?   Orange juice. Who gives a shit? I just need   No. Oh my god. You know? And Right. You done got me wound up. I need some more I   I gotta turn my seat down because I'm getting all all hot and sweaty over here because I'm getting so wound up.  

[00:59:54] Duuude-Ron :

At least you got a me.  

[00:59:56] Rich Chelson:

I don't really wanna hear that shit. At least you got AC, damn it. I I thought your I thought your EC guy was supposed to come fix you up.  

[01:00:06] Duuude-Ron :

No. Tomorrow that's tomorrow.  

[01:00:08] Rich Chelson:

Oh, well, that sucks.  

[01:00:11] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. So   yeah, it's 86 in my house.   God   bless.  

[01:00:18] Bryan Goodwin:

That's where you, that's where you actually take,   some old sheets   and you use the old,   the old dust bowl,   form of air conditioning, where you take the sheets, you dunk it in the water,   and then you   bail it up in front of the doorway.   You put a fan behind   or or just right either right in front of the, the sheet or behind the sheet, and it blows through.  

[01:00:45] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah.   Because that way I got a I got a window unit.   Yeah. I got a window unit though. Okay. And a fan trying to blow, you know, the cool air around.   Maybe I should go get some ice cubes and put them in a bowl and set them in front of the fan. I wonder if that would help. Actually, well, that was that was the next thing I was gonna say is you could also do the old,  

[01:01:10] Bryan Goodwin:

the old,   poor man air conditioner. And this thing actually works really freaking well if you if you're willing to do a little bit of work, but you get just a a Styrofoam,   cooler.   Mhmm. Yep. And I get an get a little bit of, a fan.   You cut a hole in the top. You've set the fan,   down on top of the, of the cooler.   Then on the other side, you actually drill a couple holes with some PVC pipe that points out.   Mhmm. Yep. Fill the, fill the the cooler up with ice,   turn the fan on,   and, and and then sit in front of it naked.  

[01:01:47] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Now Yep.  

[01:01:51] Rich Chelson:

And that's official. I did 1 tonight. Well, thank you.   Oh my god.   Wow. Brian, you are full you are full of visuals, man.  

[01:02:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, what? Are you gonna sit there all bundled up in under clothes or something? I mean, come on. No. If you're if you're at your house by yourself, yeah, you're gonna be you're gonna be as close to naked,   chilling out the berries as much as you can, man, because there's nothing worse than having sweat having a sweaty crotch. No. No. That I won't argue that point. I'm not So, yeah, I mean, I ain't gonna fight you. That's 1 of the biggest crimes that the automakers have made   in the past 40 years   is taken out the the ball chiller   vent on on the steering wheel.  



[01:02:40] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah. Yeah. You're right. Because, yeah, that was really nice. That was very nice. Up on yep.  

[01:02:46] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. Right underneath the steering wheel, Colin. Yep. But,  

[01:02:49] Rich Chelson:

some   some newer cars now have heated and cooled seats. So   they've, they've,   kinda brought that back, but  

[01:02:58] Bryan Goodwin:

I hear more about heated seats than I hear about cooling seats. Well, you want the heated seats. That way, you know Well, I doubt because your butt doesn't,   your butt doesn't, doesn't   catch frostbite. So in the wintertime Well, you But you're down in you're down in in Mississippi. They I mean Exactly. My yeah. No. No. You see, in,  

[01:03:18] Rich Chelson:

in the wintertime,   I'm probably gonna be wearing shorts.  

[01:03:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, you say that I give you 1 more year   of you're gonna wander around in shorts and then the following year,   they're gonna dip down into the mid fifties and I'm gonna see you in a sweatshirt   bundled up. And you're gonna be bitching about how cold it is. I'm gonna have to move out to Florida now.  

[01:03:41] Rich Chelson:

And so he's gonna be cold.  

[01:03:43] Duuude-Ron :

And then he's gonna put the,   turn the, heater switch on   his Jeep   to have the heat   in seat turn on just like I do.   Now now my now my inner or what do I have?   Whatever Castadia is. What is that? In not international.  

[01:04:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Freightliner.  

[01:04:04] Duuude-Ron :

Freightliner.   I got   a cools, cooling seat.   A cooling driver's seat.   Yeah.   Oh, damn. It don't it don't cool for shit,   but unless   you are freaking soaking wet with sweat,   then you will feel the cooling,   just a little bit of the cooling aspect   on the seat.   Oh, really? Other than that,   you don't feel crap.   Now that sucks. Now the heat now the heated seat in the wintertime in my truck,   man, you talk about   crisping   or,   getting the   oh, shit.   Now let me think for just a second. Got them all worked out. Shit.   Roasting the chestnuts.  

[01:04:56] Rich Chelson:

Warming up the chicken nuggets.  

[01:04:59] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Yeah.   It my seat, it's quite warm. It will definitely,   it'll, yeah, crisp crisp the nuggets. That's for damn sure.  

[01:05:17] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god, man. Some of the shit we come up with.  

[01:05:21] Duuude-Ron :

Or roasted chestnuts.   Yeah.  

[01:05:24] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Shit. There's, like, 3 or 4 good titles we've   we've   railed out here just in, like, 15, 20 minutes.  

[01:05:35] Duuude-Ron :

Now earlier, we were talking about we're gonna completely change the subject because I wanna get fired up my damn self.   Before we started the podcast, we were talking you had mentioned something about a freaking   u-turn sign.  

[01:05:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, you wouldn't talk about u-turn signs being homophobic?  

[01:05:59] Duuude-Ron :

What   where the hell is that started now?  

[01:06:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. Who the hell is going to talk about that?   In in back in the, in the fifties   or not the fifties,   the the eighties nineties,   San Francisco.  

[01:06:19] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:06:20] Duuude-Ron :

Alright.  

[01:06:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Hold up. I'm trying to bring up the, the actual 1.  

[01:06:27] Rich Chelson:

Now now   is this something stemming from   back then that that is  

[01:06:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, this is this is the story they like to tell themselves.   Turns  

[01:06:44] Duuude-Ron :

is it is it you're turning into   I you know, I don't freaking   a U-turn sign,   Please.  

[01:06:59] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, because there's 1 person in here that I really wanna make sure I be I get their name correct.  

[01:07:05] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   I just I just pulled something up.   The no u-turn signs were posted in 1997   in response to residents' complaints   that the boulevard had become a hot spot for gay men looking for sex partners,   And I don't quite.  

[01:07:29] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, they would be driving down the road and they would see   a   a a dude walking,   a a gay dude. Not not not our dude,   but a gay dude   walking down the Hell no.   Walking down the,   walking down the street. And what   apparently, I guess what the   because I'm having to assume that   the no u-turn sign was about,   that they would see a gay dude walking down the street, and they would go,   oh, hey. I I wouldn't like wouldn't mind schlobbing that dude's knot.   Crank a big old hard Huey in the middle of the road   and go over and talk to him.   Now that's all I can all I can guess, But what I was looking for was because 1 of the main proponents, I think that it I think he is and I'm gonna say he, even though I'm sure I probably am gonna get shut down because I actually said that. But,   the   there, the main person's name on behind this, I think is,   is it  

[01:08:37] Rich Chelson:

is it maybe,  

[01:08:39] Bryan Goodwin:

maybe a girl is her is is his name.  

[01:08:43] Rich Chelson:

M a e b e a Yeah. Period.  

[01:08:47] Bryan Goodwin:

And and, yeah, they're running for congress or did run for congress or something, but, you know, for district City council.  

[01:08:54] Rich Chelson:

Yes. City council. Well, there's there's  

[01:08:57] Bryan Goodwin:

he's running now for if you go to to maybe a girl for congress.org,   yeah, that's gonna be a winner of a freaking, that that'd be a shit show to watch, wouldn't it? But, hey. Well, I mean, I mean, look at Pete Buttigieg.   Yeah. Well, but this is I love what is what what he's running on,   universal healthcare.   Yeah. That's not gonna cost anything.   California's got plenty   of freaking money. You know? Yeah. They're do they're swimming in cash. Tuition free college.   Again. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's not gonna cost anything. Hold it. Outing for all.  

[01:09:36] Rich Chelson:

Hold it. Hold it. Didn't   AOC like, in the high  

[01:09:41] Bryan Goodwin:

and and Yes.   Is communist.  

[01:09:44] Rich Chelson:

But but the thing is, didn't AOC and the tribe run on that too? Oh, I'm sure they probably tried a bit of it.  

[01:09:52] Bryan Goodwin:

But,   AOC tried all of those. Oh, yeah. Sure. Well, that's what the green new deal was supposed to be about, environmental justice.   Because, you know,   the the environment has been been wronged in so many ways.   The   and I love they've added more. I don't know what these are about now, but the LGBTQIAUM,   I know what the e and m are, but   oh, well, they didn't even uh-oh. She's he's gonna end up getting himself canceled too because he didn't do the 2 spirit people.   He cut them completely out. So you got the LGBTQIA   em2spluspeople   or however many other letters you wanna add to that.  

Right. Say, why don't we just put the whole because they don't have any rights right now. You know? They don't have any rights at all, apparently.   So Apparently.   Racial justice, I'm not sure how much more justice just they can have their   their the the races can be. Abolish ICE because, yeah, you know, open borders and stuff doesn't help, but it helps so much. A livable wage. Again,   yeah, like that, like that's, didn't cost anything. And reproductive rights. Yeah. Well, dude, sorry, but you've lopped your your your,  

[01:11:15] Rich Chelson:

meat and 2 veggies off, so you ain't reproducing no matter how hard you try. Right. Okay. But but look, though. Uh-uh. Okay. Hold on. What was that first 1 before  

[01:11:25] Bryan Goodwin:

the, re reproductive rights? Oh, no more war.  

[01:11:31] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. No. The 1 before that. Before that, it was livable wage. Yeah. Okay. Livable wage. Let's take that.   They fucking jacked the minimum wage up to $20 an hour in California.  

[01:11:41] Bryan Goodwin:

And they had to stop that. They were like, oh, woah, woah, woah. We're not gonna do it quite yet because every all all the cup Burger King, McDonald's,  

[01:11:50] Rich Chelson:

everybody was pulling out. Yeah. Yeah. They were like Because I mean I mean I mean, burgers was   fiction to go up to 35, $40 a meal. Yeah. You know, just to play. They already are.   Well, yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, down here, it's $15  

[01:12:05] Bryan Goodwin:

for a fucking deal. That's what it is for us too. So Yeah. I know. But  

[01:12:10] Rich Chelson:

but yeah. You know, and well, you see when they moved it up to 20 out there,   it was in a week or 2 later, they were talking about 30. And I'm like,  

[01:12:18] Bryan Goodwin:

what the fuck are y'all doing? Yeah. No. It didn't matter. It's just, oh, well, that's not enough. We still can't afford to eat. Well, no shits can't afford to eat.   Well, no, man. People got paid more and had more money before   the,   for the whole   minimum wage thing. And and all reality,   you know, the the   this again shows   how racist   the Democrats really are. Mhmm. Because   doing things like the minimum wage, doing the,   the minimum wage thing was actually because too many white people   were getting pissed off at the fact that there were so many skilled black laborers   who were getting paid more money than they were. Well, you know what?  

Raise your skill level. You'll get paid. Yeah. That's the that's the logical and best thing to do, but   no. I don't wanna do that. Let's just get the get the politicians to come along here and go, oh, we need to have a minimum wage.   And so they would raise the minimum wage, which then cut the, the, the black folk out.   Right.   And cause them to become   to to lose a lot of the a lot of their income. I mean,   yeah, we had the the Tulsa race riots,   but at the same time, those race riots   happened in a place   that   that had more   millionaires   per square mile.  

Mhmm. The New York.   Dang. That's crazy. And they were all   black  

[01:13:57] Rich Chelson:

millionaire.   Nothing wrong with that?  

[01:14:01] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. It's great. But it's but if it happened back in 1921,   a   they had   a a a black kid who got   a finger pointed at him, and that was and I'm I'm sure there are more   details in this, but from everything that I've ever heard about it is a black kid   rode in an elevator with a girl, and the girl claimed that the boy touched her.   Yeah.   And from there,   they burnt down and massacred the,   everybody in the Greenwood district.  

[01:14:38] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:14:39] Bryan Goodwin:

But but you see them something that doesn't add up onto that because then it just seems and maybe it's just I'm going because of   the generation that I grew up in where   we I hung around with a whole bunch of black kids whenever I lived, whenever I'd go to Dallas.   I mean, we I lived over on off of, Military Parkway. I mean, sorry. There's a lot of there's a lot of black kids out living hanging out. I was a   lake of salt in a sea of pepper,   and I had a dang good time. I didn't have any problems.   Right. Right. I mean, most of the problems that that happened was a little bit later as the values of the property started to drop.   Right. And all of a sudden mom would come home about once every other month and there'd be a big ass boot print on her front door   And they had run off with the television or something else. Right. And that's when she was like, oh, alright. Y'all are we're we're done here. We're gonna just Yeah. We're just gonna cut our losses and move to a better part of town. But see, that's the thing. You know, what I'm saying, though, is just in the last 10 years,  

[01:15:45] Rich Chelson:

not not 100 years. Right. In in the last 10 to 15 years, all these people saying, oh, I can't make livable wage. I can't make a livable wage. Ladies and gentlemen, let me fucking remind you. That's your government that's responsible for that. 2020.   January 6, 2020   or January 20th, 2020.   Dollar 86 gas,   cheap ass food prices, and you voted in inflation.   Yeah. You you voted in all this bullshit. So   you did it to yourself. It's  

[01:16:16] Bryan Goodwin:

it I mean, that is understandable. You do point the government finger at the government. And sadly, you have to point to the oldest dude in the in the room right now because he's the 1 who actually was, like, he had the ability to go stop printing money.   No. We're not going to be handing out any more 1, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000   of dollars.   Oh,   Ukraine. I'm sorry. I would love to be able to help you, but we ain't got no freaking money, man. Right. So what did you do with the with the   however   100, 000, 000, 000 of dollars that we've given you so far? Right. Where what have you done with it? Oh, well, we've lost it. Well, not my fault. Go find that shit.  

[01:16:57] Rich Chelson:

Spend it properly. But see, this is what I'm saying.   The, previous 4 years,   we was able to buy food, buy gas,   live, and still have money left over in our pocket. A little bit. Yeah.   Yeah. Well, yeah. Not much. But, I mean, now,   how much do you have in your pocket to live by?  

[01:17:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Anything else.   Minus $2.35   as of right now, and that's just because,   think Hulu ran off the in their their funds for the Okay. But But I'm getting paid tomorrow subsequently. Right. But  

[01:17:32] Duuude-Ron :

but no. Still, see You're not getting paid tomorrow.  

[01:17:36] Bryan Goodwin:

I am.  

[01:17:37] Duuude-Ron :

No. You're not. Bill collectors are getting paid tomorrow. Well, bill collectors are also getting paid tomorrow. Yeah. So Yeah. Well, yeah, you're just you're just transferring it from 1 entity to another.   Yeah. I I get to do I get to do the same thing tomorrow. My damn self. Min minus the, minus the  

[01:17:55] Bryan Goodwin:

the $30   that I divide off onto onto my onto my deep freeze account. So   On your what account? A deep freeze account. So I've got 1 that is   I throw $15 over into stash,   and and,   that just allows allows me to be able to do a little bit of investing   and just not I'm not not anything to get rich off of. It's just something to hold a little bit of money on for just in cases. They're the big emergency type of thing.   Oh, okay. It still takes me about,   about 13 days. You know, not even 13 days. It takes me about 5 days to be able to get, get the money back. And then I've got,   some crypto   that's   what's called staked,   and   that   takes   14 days for it to be unstaked   for me to be able to use. So we have to really plan ahead to decide, alright.  

We're gonna utilize this money at this time. Right. Right. Okay.  

[01:18:58] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. No. You see, that's the thing though. I mean, I mean, we've had times   in the last 30 years   to where, you know, we've had a livable wage. We've, you know, we've had money in our pocket. Oh, yeah. And it it seems like it seems like about every 8 years, people get   freaking stupid   and has the attention span of a gnat.   Oh, yeah. And then and then they whine and cry for 4 or 8 years.   Oh, we gotta we need change. We need change.   That's what that's what freaking Obama ran on and won twice.  

[01:19:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay, Mike. That's actually what Trump ran on.   Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's change back to where we were before where America was   producing their own crap.  

[01:19:42] Rich Chelson:

And, and that's the thing in 4 short years, we were,  

[01:19:46] Bryan Goodwin:

we had started our own own own wool. That's for damn sure. Exactly. You know, wool. I mean, hell, he's cranked out so much. He or he helped create so much, so much oil   that there was actually a glut to where the   I still love in March. It was like there was a dip to where they actually would had to have paid you   to take oil off their hands.   You could've done $25   you could've received $25   a barrel.  

[01:20:14] Rich Chelson:

Yep.  

[01:20:16] Bryan Goodwin:

That would have been awesome. Yeah. If I knew I knew that that was actually possible, I would have gone off and was like, alright. Yep. I'm gonna grab $2, 000, 000 worth of, of oil and,  

[01:20:26] Rich Chelson:

Right. But but, no, you see this? The thing, though. And then and then and then everyone gets, like I said, gets stupid.   And then here we go. Inflation through the roof. Unemployment goes through the roof. And then and then and then they say they have to pass laws.   Okay. They freaking pass laws. Oh, yeah. It's all coming down. See, I'm doing something. No. The hell, you ain't using a problem in the fur first fucking place. Yeah. Well, I mean, they like to try to brag about the about, you know, they had the the greatest,  

[01:20:56] Bryan Goodwin:

job rebound   or Greatest. You know, most jobs. It's like, well, yeah, you shut everybody down for 2 freaking years.  

[01:21:04] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Hello.  

[01:21:06] Bryan Goodwin:

And then then you're like, alright. Well, y'all come back in. Oh, look at this. Oh, look at all this job growth. No. This is and you didn't get all the jobs back.   A lot of people were just like, oh, well, fuck this shit. I ain't gonna I don't have to work anymore. I'm not going to work. I'm just gonna go hang out. And you look I mean, Oklahoma City, you could see where the homeless are.   Right. You liked if the left loved the loved the poor so damn much and loved the environment as much as they claimed,   they would be   making sure that the the poor   was as uncomfortable as possible   Because the moment they stop being uncomfortable is when they start gathering together, and you can tell where the homeless encampments are because there's shit and trash   thrown everywhere. And it's like, okay. I get it. Paper might be a decent insulator   in the wintertime,   but Jesus Christ, man.  

If you're if you're that poor,   you shouldn't have that much stuff strolling around.   Right. And the the it's it's insane. You can just drive I mean, going through Dallas underneath the bridge overpasses   just   irritates the booger out of me.   And you see them in, in,   in the green spaces at, and I granted   tweaker ingenuity   is amazing   because some of these This is true. Some of these encampments,   I mean, these people have got walls   and and a roof and a little yard.   And it's like Mhmm. Come on, man.   And it's waterproof too. Oh, yeah. Waterproof. Waterproof. That's nice. They're dry. Yeah. The houses   are stupid expensive right now. Way too damn expensive.  

Yep. They are. And a lot of that is 1, because   thanks again to our our esteemed president Biden,   but also   because we have we've had people like   BlackRock State Street and Vanguard   going off and then and then picking up   huge   swaths of property   Mhmm. Because they are part of the World Economic Forum where you will own nothing, and you will like it.   Yeah.   They don't want you to own anything. They want you to pay rent on your house. Yeah. They want everybody to rent. They're and they are there's people out there who actually   talk about how they rent   everything. They don't have own a television. They rent the television. They rent their their bed. They rent the house that they're in. They rent the car. They rent this, and they rent that, and they rent You can rent clothes. Thing they don't rent is the air they breathe. And that's just Yeah. And the water they drink, but at the same time, they're gonna pee that out eventually anyhow. Right. Now hold it. Hold no. Well, hold it.  



[01:23:56] Rich Chelson:

Water?   No. No. People rent it because   some people, that's all they drink is bottled water. And, of course, that's always rented because like you said, you drink it. It's coming out 1 way or another. You only get to hold onto it for a little bit. Right. Hey, right. It's Davis like a beer.   I know. Man,   pissing me off, man. I spent $3 for a fucking beer, and 10 minutes later, it's like, well, there it goes. In and out.   You know? Something like that shit's rude, man. So I gotta pay you $3 to to   lose it.  

[01:24:28] Bryan Goodwin:

Exactly.   Alright. Now this is just something that I just was my mind was blown on. And this is just kinda a kinda fun deal.   But   send in the clowns, the clown music. You've heard it.   You know what that song is actually called?  

[01:24:48] Rich Chelson:

No.  

[01:24:50] Bryan Goodwin:

How about you, dude?  

[01:24:53] Rich Chelson:

No.  

[01:24:55] Bryan Goodwin:

You're not ever gonna look at this the same way ever again. It is called entry   of the gladiators.   Boy, doesn't that just sound like it's a strong you know, an amazing   guy. Yeah. Here comes the gladiators. I   mean, con. These are the dudes who are supposed to be lopping heads off in the middle of a, coliseum.   Oh, wow. But it's been I and I don't and I'm gonna and I'm purposely gonna ruin this dude's name just because it's spelled so weird.   But it's the composer's name is Julius.   FUCI   K.   I say it's fuck it.   I'm gonna say it's fuck it because hell, it's fun to say.  

Yeah. Fuch? Fuch? Or Fuch? Yeah. Yeah. It could be Fuch. We've got a actually, we've got a, a veterinarian that we go to, and his name is doctor Fox,   but it's f u c h.  

[01:25:55] Rich Chelson:

Oh, phew. Yeah. Okay.  

[01:25:57] Bryan Goodwin:

So it's doc. Isn't he he says it's Fox and so but so he always doctor Fox. So  

[01:26:06] Rich Chelson:

Oh, that's, yeah. My my, pain management doc up up in Des Moines had F UCH.  

[01:26:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, okay. Wow. Yeah. So, yeah, it's it's not common. No. No. But I mean, yeah.  

[01:26:21] Duuude-Ron :

So, anyway,   the composer, when was it written?  

[01:26:26] Bryan Goodwin:

It was written,   18 97.   Czech,   Czech composer. And, yeah, yeah, the song yeah. It sounds like this.   So yeah. You got so yeah.   And somehow, all of a sudden, clowns are now used to be gladiators, but now they're now they're clowns. And I it just is   is   just fascinated by that. Just the fact that it was the the entry of the gladiators and   yeah. Yeah. No. Well, well, clowns can be scary. So  

[01:27:26] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know that   yeah. But you see clowns never used to be scary. That was Hollywood that did that. But Yeah. That was just to let you know, when you played that, audio clip Uh-huh. It didn't really come through that time. Oh, it didn't come through that time? Yeah. No. I mean I mean, it might it might on the audio.  

[01:27:45] Bryan Goodwin:

No. If you didn't hear it, then no 1 else is gonna hear it. So  

[01:27:49] Rich Chelson:

alright. Well But Well, I just I just thought I'd let you know because we Wah.   See, I don't have that 1 on here yet.  

[01:27:59] Bryan Goodwin:

It was wasn't needed. I could've I I guess I could've Bluetooth to throw over through my phone, but, nah, I ain't gonna sweat that. Oh, it's so good. But that is weird that that that tune was played for,   like, gladiators. Like, this is part of the guys thought  

[01:28:19] Rich Chelson:

Just just think, you know, a a freaking Roman soldier walking out in a fucking   coliseum   ready to do battle to that song. I just can't see that. I don't  

[01:28:30] Bryan Goodwin:

I don't see it. Don't get it. Don't understand it. So I mean,   it's yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't So yeah.   Just what those cool things kinda like, the whole the whole   time warp type of, thoughts like,   Abraham Lincoln.   Grap. I can't remember who it is now.   See here. See it. Did I get it in here?   Let me jump to   alright.   See here. Where did that go? Let's see here. Let's run over to maybe I had it under dogs. Yeah. See I'm lost. I ain't gonna lie. Well, yeah.   Yeah. Fax machines,   samurais,   and link it.   They all existed at the exact same time.  

[01:29:31] Rich Chelson:

Okay. I could see Samurais and I could see Lincoln, but how did a fax machine?  

[01:29:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay.   Samurais   stopped existing in 18/70.   Really? Yep.   Lincoln   was born in 18/65.  

[01:29:52] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:29:54] Bryan Goodwin:

Fax machines were first created at 1846.   And what they did is they used the telegraph, and they use it. They used a chemical   process   to actually convert   the the, whatever they're transmitting   Uh-huh. Into the electrical impulses that could be received through the, through the the telegraph  

[01:30:19] Rich Chelson:

line. It was the early ready then.   Radio teletype. That was the early ready.   Okay. Yeah. I guess. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. See, because because you see back, I mean, I mean, it's not used as much anymore. For a while it was used,   but,   the, RIDI,   signal,   analog signal over AM radio,   oh, man. I loved it because it was like   it was like you could sit there and type on a keyboard.   Okay? Type out a conversation   and and   hit enter.   You know, once   you got to the end line, hit enter and keep typing, and it would keep sending.   And you could wind up sending a whole long a whole long paragraph if you wanted. I mean, normally, we didn't. You know, we just send a couple sentences.  

And then and then you pause and wait.   And then the station he was talking to, they would do the same thing back. And and it would it would it would go from your computer to your radio,   out the antenna,   over to the other antenna in the radio and do it. It was cool as shit.   I loved it. I mean, I love I loved it.  

[01:31:30] Duuude-Ron :

Sounds like a Mars unit in the army.  

[01:31:33] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. It is.   In fact in fact,   the, the digital modes that ham radio uses now   are basically the older,   military   or Mars,   the older systems,   because Mars and and and the military have stepped up to the newer,   you know, protocols.   And they let they let ham radio have have a couple of their older protocols like FT8, FT4.   RIDI is still available, but a lot of people don't use RIDI. But I love RIDI.   I always have.   But  

[01:32:17] Bryan Goodwin:

sorry. I had to geek out for a minute. Oh, yeah. No. No. It's been a while. You're you're still we're still able to, from time to time, throw in,   Rich's ham sandwich. So  

[01:32:27] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's the thing. I looked,   I looked at my logbook, and   it's been well over a month since I've been on the radio.  

[01:32:37] Duuude-Ron :

Well, what the hell is your problem? I know. I don't know, man.  

[01:32:42] Rich Chelson:

I gotta fix it.  

[01:32:45] Bryan Goodwin:

Nobody's Well, you're tomorrow.  

[01:32:47] Duuude-Ron :

You know, you're getting ready for,   stubborn and, you know, a couple other things.  

[01:32:53] Rich Chelson:

Well, that that and the sunspots have been   they're they're still acting up.  

[01:33:00] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Blame it on the sunspots.  

[01:33:02] Rich Chelson:

There you go. Blame it on the sunspots. No. I I, dude, I got proof, man. I got proof. I'll show you.   I got proof. Yeah.   Tomorrow   and 28th 29th, there's   a   a g 1 storm   fixing to come through.   So I don't look that bad. Maybe maybe I could play tomorrow.  

[01:33:29] Duuude-Ron :

I don't know what's Oh, actually, That's just reducing your range is alright.  

[01:33:35] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. If it's bad enough, it'll it'll freaking knock out communications,   dude.   Oh, man. Yeah. I mean I mean, it'll yeah. It'll   but but,   say, a g 1 storm,   it would make it hard to get out. I'd say probably   I could probably get as far as East Texas   and   maybe as far north as   Indiana,   and then be about a   I mean, yeah, it it it it does shorten my range quite a bit and Okay.   And my scope, you know, when it's set high, but I don't know. I'll look at it tomorrow.  

[01:34:17] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.   I was gonna say, you know, I don't I don't do ham sandwiches. I do baloney.   So, you know.  

[01:34:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, sorry, but we're not gonna be doing anything about the dude's baloney.   What? I'm not looking up dude baloney at all.   I mean, we are for adults, but we're not going we're not going boom chicka wow wow type of,   adult. Not doing that 1, man. Sorry.   That's a hard no. No.  

[01:34:48] Duuude-Ron :

I totally am lost now then, I guess.   I don't understand.   I don't understand a damn thing you just tried to explain,   but I guess I'll leave a  

[01:35:03] Rich Chelson:

app.  

[01:35:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Gee. I lost the dude.   Right.   Right.  

[01:35:11] Duuude-Ron :

I can't do it as good as they can. No.  

[01:35:13] Rich Chelson:

There you go.   See, I need I need that I need that sound tone on here.  

[01:35:22] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.   I'll get Well, sometime in the sometime in the future, we'll,   you know, while we're doing something, you can just record it.  

[01:35:35] Rich Chelson:

Okay. That's that's a good take right there. I'll just I'll just pull it out of the recording when I get it. And Okay. There you go. Save it and put it as a   as a button so   so you can do it, or or I could hit it or whatever.   You know, if I get lost. Cause see, sometimes I get lost, you know,   I mean, I mean, I do hide it very well most of the time,  

[01:36:01] Bryan Goodwin:

but I don't. I sit there and wander around Walmart going, where in the hell did she go?  

[01:36:07] Rich Chelson:

Your best bet is to go back up front, sit down on the on the bench, and just sit there. Just sit there and just sit with the other old guys.  

[01:36:16] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Right. You know, they've they've taken the benches out of our Walmarts.  

[01:36:21] Rich Chelson:

Oh, rude. No way.  

[01:36:24] Bryan Goodwin:

No way. Ours hasn't. Ours   Yeah. They took the old man benches out. Yep. That's just rude, man. I don't care who's It's not even fair to the old men because, sorry, they have to sit down and talk to people for a little while. Right. Right. So it's a requirement of of the, of the gender.  

[01:36:43] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah.   Wife's gonna spend 3 hours in there.   Guys  

[01:36:48] Bryan Goodwin:

guys ain't I ain't gonna spend that with their wives anymore. No. They'd rather sit at the front and sit and sit that back and watch all the girls come walking by.   Right. Right. God, that was so funny.   There's been several times where   it's it's fun to just people watch. I I love doing the people watching thing. Yeah. That is. Uh-huh. And and to go to Walmart I mean, granted, Walmart is is 1 of is the mecca for people watching just because you get the   you get a lot of just normal folks.   You also catch I mean, like, with with coaching and stuff, I find, I find it interesting to watch people's emotional reactions to   stuff. Mhmm. So when they get themselves all wrapped up in their thoughts and they start getting getting a little heated and and and frustrated and stuff, I just I find that fascinating to just watch the drama work out of the, work out just because of a thought.  

But, it's also funny just to stand back. And, yeah, we've got a couple old men. These I mean, when I say old men, I'm saying, like, 78, 80, 85.   Just little bitty little old men.   And they'll be sitting there, and they'll they'll sit down on the bench for a bit, and they'll be talking. And they'll they'll be talking to the other guy that's sitting there, and all of a sudden you'll see them both stop as some girl walks by and   they're watching just watch them go by.   And they're talking just like   this is like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know what you're looking at.  

[01:38:17] Rich Chelson:

Hey. Hey. I mean I mean,   they're still living, so they ain't dead yet. They dead yet. Yeah.   You know? So,   man, I offended myself.   Dad,   wow.   Fuck.  

[01:38:36] Bryan Goodwin:

That was a wrong   bit, right?  

[01:38:39] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. W wouldn't expecting that 1.   Be still my heart.   Damn.   Okay.   We glad y'all weren't here. That was, you know, goddamn. That was rough. Gonna get knocked from the police.  

[01:38:58] Bryan Goodwin:

Got reports of foul smells emanating from there. We need to investigate to make sure everyone is still alive.  

[01:39:04] Rich Chelson:

Barely.  

[01:39:08] Bryan Goodwin:

Well,   they're still letting Trump talk.   So really? Yeah. Yeah. He's still, he's still talking. Last 3 times I've looked, actually, he's he's been talking. So Yeah. Okay. I don't know. Maybe maybe Biden fell asleep, and they've got him chained into the   no. He's just standing there looking he's   looking lost.   Biden's  

[01:39:30] Rich Chelson:

looking a bit, lost. He's like, that's, What what's what's what's he talking about?  

[01:39:36] Bryan Goodwin:

That's I mean,   was that Nilla Puddin?   What?  

[01:39:42] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's his first problem, Nella pudding. You need Nana pudding.   Nana nana pudding with Nella wafers.   Oh, well Yeah.  

[01:39:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Vanilla vanilla pudding with Nana wafers. Yeah. That's that's good. No. No. No. No. Nana nana pudding. Nana pudding.   Oh, 0, banana pudding.  

[01:40:00] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   With with another wafers. Scoot. Another wafers. Yeah.   Hell yeah, dude.   And yeah. Old man. Oh god.   It's been a long time since I had some of the day. Yep. Long time. With with your with your manor pickles?   Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. We'll be nana pickle.  

[01:40:22] Bryan Goodwin:

I don't know where the hell that came from last time. I don't either, but that was just, When I heard that, I was just like,   Yeah. That's it.  

[01:40:31] Rich Chelson:

So that was some of the shit I come up with, man. Oh, heck. Yeah. So alright. Well,  

[01:40:38] Bryan Goodwin:

go ahead, and I guess we'll get our start getting ourselves a little a little bit wrapped up here,   because we've been going for,   2 and a half hours, which we've got about   40 minutes at a con,   a pre show for the,  

[01:40:54] Rich Chelson:

which folks.   So  

[01:40:57] Bryan Goodwin:

but anyhow, so alright. So   any other any   last words before,   before we, start doing the big wrap up,   anything from either 1 of y'all right back?  

[01:41:13] Rich Chelson:

No. I mean,   well, here, hang on a second. Let me,   let me,   no, not really.   I think I'm good for for right now   until next week.   Uh-huh.   Let's see here.  

[01:41:33] Duuude-Ron :

I think I think I'm good until next week.  

[01:41:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright.  

[01:41:37] Duuude-Ron :

Because half my time, of course, I,   sit around lurking in the shadows just going.  

[01:41:47] Bryan Goodwin:

So   alright. Well, I do wanna say that we did get a boost from some dude named Relaxed Mel who sent 2, 222,   a row of ducks,   boost over and said, what's a man or pickle?   So   so, Rich, would you like to explain to folks what a natter pickle is?  

[01:42:08] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's,   a natter pickle.   Honestly, I I don't know because I meant to say natter pepper.   And,   I was I guess I guess I was thinking about pickles.   And so I just, you know, Nana Pickles came out,   you know, but but, actually, I was I was meaning Nana Peppers.   I love I I love I love Nana peppers.   They're just they're just awesome. But yeah. So I've never had a Nana pickle. If I ever do, I will tell you how it tastes.  

[01:42:41] Bryan Goodwin:

What is the texture of a Nana pickle?  

[01:42:45] Rich Chelson:

As as soon as I find out, I I I will let you know. Well, it's kinda like,  

[01:42:51] Bryan Goodwin:

well, that was,   that was Walmart.   I don't know. It was probably about a month or so ago. I've still got a picture of it just because it was just   blew me away and just   befuddled me.   But I saw some of the old, the plantain bananas, you know, those bright big ones that are in stuff.   And on there   is   a sticker that says   tastes great boil.  

[01:43:24] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[01:43:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.   I'll I'll throw it up. It'll be in the show notes.   Okay. But, but yeah, Tastes great boiled. I'm like, go on.   Oh, God. Hey. I mean, that's gonna be worse than boiled okra.   I'm not a fan of boiled. The only way I like boiled okra is if it's   in   gumbo.  

[01:43:49] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[01:43:50] Bryan Goodwin:

That's the only way I'll I'll take my take boiled okra. If it's just straight up boiled okra for some other thing.   I   don't know.  

[01:43:59] Duuude-Ron :

That's right.  

[01:44:00] Rich Chelson:

It's just okra is good.  

[01:44:02] Bryan Goodwin:

Fried? Oh, no. No. You don't get yeah. I've I've taken several pounds of of okra and fried it up and just all day long, just nosh on it Right.   And stuff. But yeah. No. No.   But And I've had fried banana. Fried banana's good.   Boiled banana.  

[01:44:22] Rich Chelson:

If that just didn't sound right. I mean, granted plantains,  

[01:44:25] Bryan Goodwin:

plantain bananas don't have any flavor anyhow.  

[01:44:28] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, that's true. They don't. And so you're eating just,  

[01:44:34] Bryan Goodwin:

I don't know. I don't even know what the texture is, but I, I just get a,   a, a,   my brain just wants to go, no.   You know?   Stay away. That stuff is gonna be   decomposed   slime. Just nah.   And,  

[01:44:52] Rich Chelson:

well,   say that's weird.   What would you use that juice for though?   Man, I don't get that. I don't either.  

[01:45:00] Bryan Goodwin:

I haven't I haven't been brave enough to search what in the hell you do with   oiled bananas.  

[01:45:08] Rich Chelson:

That just didn't sound right. Boiled bananas.   They just, yeah, they just didn't sound like  

[01:45:15] Bryan Goodwin:

a According to,   Search Labs AI overview,   thanks to, Google,   they say boiled bananas can be a healthy snack that can help with digestion.   I also have a savory flavor potato   potato, like texture when cooked and seasoned.   Here's a recipe for oiled green bananas.  

[01:45:41] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[01:45:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Oil for 25   or until they are tender. Bananas are tender to start with.  

[01:45:48] Rich Chelson:

That's what I have to say.  

[01:45:50] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, green bananas. Okay. Okay. Grand. Again, boiled green bananas.   Yeah. But So I guess you have to boil them green, but these weren't green.  

[01:46:01] Rich Chelson:

Oh, and and they have been shown to help with diarrhea.  

[01:46:05] Bryan Goodwin:

So does pumpkin.   I would I would I would rather eat a can of of   of pumpkin  

[01:46:15] Rich Chelson:

Oh, hell. Yeah. We too.  

[01:46:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Than than than boiled banana.   Mhmm. Because Right. Right.   Because, yeah, that's that's that's oh. Yeah.   Oh.   So,   I mean, hell, I get my dogs   canned pumpkin at times when they're,   when they're, when they're trotting a little too much.   So,   but but anyhow, so,   Ron, you got any any great words or wisdom that you'd like to share?  

[01:46:48] Duuude-Ron :

Not really.  

[01:46:53] Bryan Goodwin:

The suspense was killer. It was like Oh, shit. Right? Fall off. This on it's going back.  

[01:46:59] Rich Chelson:

I was like, what did he take a nap?   There was such a long pause, you know.  

[01:47:07] Bryan Goodwin:

And he wasn't he wasn't muted. So I was like, oh, shoot. Where where what's what's going on here?   And all I can now see is that that Ron was trying to trying to pour a glass of tea or something. It's like, shit. Goddamn.  

[01:47:23] Duuude-Ron :

No. Actually   time for the phone. No. Actually, I was trying to eat a cookie.  

[01:47:27] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, there you go.  

[01:47:29] Duuude-Ron :

And my mouth was full.  

[01:47:35] Rich Chelson:

Running his cookies. Oh my god.  

[01:47:38] Bryan Goodwin:

You you don't mess with the man's cookies. You don't mess with the man's cookies. So, anyhow, it's alright. Yeah. We've had a   what I just gave y'all there was actually an example   of what a boost was. And just wanted to kind of reiterate,   I know we talked about it for a brief moment at the beginning because, yeah, man, love to see if y'all could help Ron out so that we could all 3 get together and do a do a show in the, on the same stage,   which is probably where we'd end up doing it.   And, just let everybody,   there just be bored with us, talking to ourselves and and in public as   as everyone else, as everyone else, got to watch on   and and drink and enjoy their their, their nights.  

But we're because what we're doing is we're going to,   on July 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th,   we're gonna be down right where Rich was earlier,   down in Moyers, Oklahoma. But we're this time, we're doing it for a   charity that   just likes to get vets together.   All 3 of us, are vets,   and   we actually all met   over there. I knew rich beforehand, but rich on that included me into   the tears family. And then at the same time, then while we were down there, we ran across   old old dude, and and   the rest is, as they say, is history. And so we we've been pretty much in conversation   for, you know, since   2021.  

And, so yeah. Yeah. I've been, been doing it for a for a bit and having a a hell of a time doing it, and   good to see that, the following year, they're gonna be moving the, date back to,   to October.  

[01:49:33] Rich Chelson:

That'll That's  

[01:49:34] Bryan Goodwin:

that's stubborn. Yeah. Oh, they're moving stubborn to October. Oh. Stubborn. Yeah. I thought I thought y'all were actually gonna move,   move move, tears to, to October. Wait.  

[01:49:49] Rich Chelson:

I tried to talk about that today, but   that's not being   even thought about until after the event next month. Oh, okay.   So   so, yeah, so there's not an update for tiers, but, yeah, stubborn got moved back to October, which   you know, it should have been, but we won't go there.  

[01:50:12] Bryan Goodwin:

So,   but so, yeah, we've got, so we're gonna,   we've been meeting over at Moyers for, for,  

[01:50:21] Rich Chelson:

past,  

[01:50:22] Bryan Goodwin:

This will be our 3rd year. 3rd year at, yeah. Because so because yeah. In   2021,   we actually did,   was over in Bird's Adventure Center   and, in Arkansas, which was a lot of fun   and and stuff. Enjoyed the heck out of that,   and, had a probably the most memorable,   inspirational   motivational speech known to man.   And, Right. Right.   And and stuffs. But, this time, while I go, I'm just gonna go just to just   I'm planning on paying my way and and and and just being a being a loaf and enjoying the whole time   and and stuff. So  

[01:51:07] Rich Chelson:

Both Hogan a podcast.  

[01:51:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, heck. Yeah. We're gonna we've got the podcast thing. We're definitely gonna be throwing it up on the on the,   on the stage   and and, and getting that all taken care of because that's that's gonna be a   it's it's been just always fun just be able to get together and, and hang out with guys. And we all are just, we, we look like we've been caught in a rainstorm.   Right. The whole, the whole 4 days we're there. It never does rain, but we look like we're caught in a rainstorm because we're all old guys who just sweat   profusely. Profusely is is too light of a word.  

Right.   And I I don't know what's what'd be a more fitting word, but that's closest we can get. But, yeah, just   yeah. We're always thank god there's a creek nearby or a river so that we can actually kinda   gas the, the fish out with our with our body odor. But, Right. Right. I mean, they do have showers and stuff there, but at the same time, you know, just   just go hang out in the, in the in the river for, for a couple of hours always.  

[01:52:11] Rich Chelson:

And plus plus we get to hang out with other veterans, listen to some live music, and just and just enjoy   being with our brothers and sisters, you know,   because   we miss that.   All of us miss   being in the military,   miss the the camaraderie.   Yeah. You know? And so that's why that's why we do this.  

[01:52:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Most   the majority,   reason   that I personally believe that   vets have a such a high suicide rate   is because they don't have a connection.   Exactly.   They, that they were, that is part of it. Yes. Yeah. They were shoved into these little,   for in instances of navies. They were shoved into these giant tin cans with, you know, a whole bunch of other people. You got to know who your bunkmates were. You were you were stacked 3 high.   So, you know, you had a your own coffin rack and and everybody else had their coffin rack. And so you and so there was, like, 6 to, to   12 guys that lived in a this 1 in, in a little row of, of bunks.  

And so you had to   get around to   getting along with guys and granted   the 1 guy who was below me,   aided me, and I was not there was no love lost for him either. So,   couldn't stand a was 1 Lemaster.   I'm sure he's a better he's a he's a great guy these days. Haven't seen him, but at the same time, yep.   Yeah. There was there was lots of,   there was lots of, of, of, of recent   animosity,  

[01:53:57] Rich Chelson:

tremendous amounts of an, I mean, oh my God. There's a lot of animosity and, man. Listen to me breaking up to big words tonight. Oh, god. Yeah. Just I mean, that's that's what, like, the third 1. Yeah. Yeah. You just jump the gap in dictionary here. So I need to stop.  

[01:54:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Because you You start expecting it. It's like today's word of the day is What? What's up, dude? Discombobulated.  

[01:54:21] Duuude-Ron :

You're gonna you're gonna be broke.   Right.   And then all that kinds of money for all those big words. Exactly.  

[01:54:30] Rich Chelson:

Right.   I'll be a po' white boy again.  

[01:54:37] Duuude-Ron :

So but then white and white.   White.   Yeah.  

[01:54:45] Rich Chelson:

Well,   I'm I'm I've been wearing shorts now, so so so I'm trying to work on my whiteness, not to be so white. Speaker 1: He's not gonna be, he's not gonna be white. He'll be, he'll be egg white. There'll be egg eggshell eggshell. That's it's egg Not quite  

[01:55:01] Bryan Goodwin:

blinding white. It's just a little white. Yeah. Right. Just a little off white.  

[01:55:06] Duuude-Ron :

So Yeah. Right  

[01:55:08] Bryan Goodwin:

right now it's blinding white. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's you disappear in the picture light white. You know? It just  

[01:55:18] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Take a picture of my legs. Just the light just, yeah, blows the picture out. It blows the picture out.  

[01:55:24] Bryan Goodwin:

So  

[01:55:25] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Kinda like snow blindness.   Yeah. Yeah.   Leg blindness.  

[01:55:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Mhmm. So but, yeah, we so we're gonna be heading out over there. And, I mean, honestly, anybody who listened to this would like to be able to head on over to Moyers, they would love to have you there. Tickets are not   expensive.   They are $25   for you to, to go in. If you're a veteran,   they actually are allowed to be free. If you want to be, go in and just be free, do it for free. They've even got,   veteran camping spot, and the veteran camping spots are how much do you remember,   Rich? Veteran   the veteran camping is free. Oh, is it veteran camping is free? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I pay for mine just so that I ensure that they can they they stay in business. So  

[01:56:16] Duuude-Ron :

so I was Oh, yeah. The cabins, they only have 1 veteran's cabin   that they,   yeah, that they will give up for free. The rest of them, you know,   yeah, they're rented, but they're in the veteran's area   where veterans, if they bring out a tent   and, you know, you tent or glamp,   you know, that that spot is free.  

[01:56:40] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And that yeah. The veteran's cabin's free, and they have the,   they, they they have a big, long, basically, mobile home that's been totally redone   for a disabled veterans, which is free.   And,   the other cabins,   varies in prices. And if there's no space in the veteran's area to camp,   if you have to camp outside the veteran's area, all veterans   get a 10% discount on   camping or anything they buy Right. At the store. So, I mean, either way, you still get a discount even if, you know, you can't get in to the veteran's area.  

[01:57:21] Bryan Goodwin:

So A lot of the places, even if you're if you're someone who needs,   needs electricity, wants electricity, likes to have some type of electrical item, like a fan blowing on you or something like that. They actually even have electrical,   camping areas that have got,   a a central plug in spot, and then you've got Yep. 4 different, camps that are all butted up to that, that corner. So Number 27,  

[01:57:44] Rich Chelson:

28,   and 29   have the electric in the veteran's area. So   so if you got those,   you could camp for free and have electric and stuff like that. Yeah. Or just   get a couple long extension cord from wherever you're at   and and   run into the nearest cord. Does campgrounds. So. Right. Because it's hot in July.  

[01:58:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Amen to that.   So but alright. Well, guys, I wanna say thanks so much for y'all taking the time listening, those who came by, listened on the, live show through the, through whatever your modern podcasting app. If you don't have a modern podcasting app, you can go to   new podcast apps.com,   and that will actually take you over to the podcasting apps, that you can go through and look.   Fountain is a great app to use. If you, don't wanna use that, there's,   I like Podcast Guru also. That's kinda what my favorite or my go to 1 to use now. They got,   they got the smart list figured out   and and working, and so gay. So I went ahead and converted over to that. Didn't   I had a little problem with Cast O Matic in that it clipped in a real funny way whenever you tried to do,   tried to speed up if you because I like to listen about 1 and a half speed.  

Mhmm.   And so to,   to,   but when you do that and you do also, if   when you do just the speed up of 1a half,   you'll hear people talk, but there's a little bit of a clipping or cutting off of certain sounds and stuff. And that Right.   It wasn't   noticeable all the time, but there was times where I could just click. I would hear it and it would just   ah, ah, ah, ah. Dive you up a wall. Yeah. And then   you get, they also had a great feature called the, gap zapper so that if somebody was talking and   they then started talking, they would take that gap out.   Right. And they actually had 1   1 that were were it was just moderate, where they would just kinda truncate the the silence, you know, maybe 50% or whatever.  

And then there was another 1 where it was extreme and boy, they would just, they would take it and, and take all the silences out.   And   that got real bad also. I mean, if you had a if, talk about the clipping being out of control, that was out of control.   And so just I couldn't do it. And I got around to listening to everybody on just normal speed   and took forever to get used to listening to everybody because I would hear something   and used to go in at 1 half speed. There's some songs that got some good jam to it. You're like,   You're like, alright. And then you go normal speed and it's.  

You're like, holy crap. What the hell? I'm I'm drunk.   Or or high. Or high or something.   And so it it take a little, a good while to get around listening and   listening to some of the guys because it, yeah, they'd all be talking real fast and all of that. And then all of a sudden they're   they're talking   just real normal. And I'm just going, oh my God, man. What's up with all the gaps, dead air? And then it's got me to think. It's like, well, is that why I've been so nervous about the dead dead air gaps in my in my podcast is because I've been listening to everybody on 1 and a half speed with with the, gap zapper, and, you know, it's just is that something I gotta   start start,   knocking off? Because, you know, does it not sound natural that I'm just talking and I've just had   all these words that are coming out of my mouth without   long pauses in them. And   and so it's it's just 1 of those, but so but anyhow, so guys, there are some great apps out there, some great podcasting 2.0 apps. And now these don't just necessarily   allow you to spend money for us.  

You can send us money. Love for you to send us money. Be grateful for if you sent us money. But also   with the podcasting 2.0 app, you get to see who's on the show. If you go to, like, if you look on at the app, the, at the episode,   like this app, that's, or, this episode that's going live.   You'll see who is actually   in the, in this episode. So it is   me. It is   it is Rich. It is the dude. And if we had somebody else on here, we could actually add that somebody else in there, and so you could actually see who all is in the show.   Mhmm. You can actually find the find out what their name is. So you hear somebody, a guest who you really like, and they've got a podcasting 2.0 app or a podcasting 2.0 compliant show, they can actually put up, hey. The you know, Jonathan's here. And if you liked Jonathan a lot, you could actually boost the show and Jonathan can get a portion of the money.  

So you're kinda saying, hey. I like Jonathan. I want I wanna send Jonathan a little bit of money too. And so you can actually go through and share. And we also whenever you send, like, whenever you boost us, whatever the, show   the artist is at the start of the show,   they catch 10% we send to them or whatever y'all send to us. They automatically off the top,   even before we even have a chance to talk take it,   they get, they get 10%.   So we split our stuff up   after that. So   we only get,   so if you sent a,   a 100 Satoshis,   the musician automatically gets 10, and then we divide up the extra 90.  

Yep.   So   it's   and why? Because, well, the musician   is putting that that music out   so that they hope to be able to make a little bit of money off of it. I I wanna help the I wanna help the the musicians because the musicians are   are busting their butt. We're just we're just 3 heads and a brain just standing around here going, yeah, grab, grab, grab, grab, grab, and talking while musicians who they actually take   Yeah. So, you know, a little brown chicken, brown cow going on, and it's it it worked. And they find something that works. It's like, alright. Now I gotta do the work of figuring out what the lyrics are gonna be. And so they, you know, there's a lot of work that goes into producing the song.   And so I love to be able to give them give them some money, let them tell them, Hey, I appreciate   what you're doing. You may not know me from Adam, but I definitely know your songs and I enjoy the hell out of them. Yep. Exactly.  

To be able to do stuff like that is is great. I would love to be able to help more musicians   actually get into podcasting 2 2.0,   get over onto RSS,   blue or wave like and and let them start being able to   create some create some revenue, make some money. I granted again, you're not gonna get rich, but you're gonna catch a hell of a lot more money than you would with Spotify.   Oh, yeah. I mean, come on. If if Snoop Dogg any other who has 2, 000, 000, 000,   2, 000, 000, 000 plays   of his songs   only gets $43, 000.   Something's off on that.  



[02:05:25] Rich Chelson:

You know, people are greedy.   Yeah. And in spite of how YouTube art.   Hugely greedy. Others. Yeah. So   so, yeah, I mean, that's that's   that's always,   you know, that's why that's why I like this podcasting 2 0. But, you know, it's still early, and, you know, people will get to knowing it more and more. Oh, yeah. We're and our our show is still growing. We're going ever so slowly up to the right, but we are gather more.  

[02:05:55] Bryan Goodwin:

So but, hey. As long as we don't go to the left, I'm good. Yeah. If we start going to the left, then I'm gonna wonder what in the hell is going on here. Right.   So but this is a podcasting. This is a value for value show. And what that means is not only do we would we'd like to have you send us treasure, send us money,   whether it's fiat currency in the form of a PayPal donation   or to,   through Satoshis, Streaming Satoshis, Boostagrams,   where you get, send a, send a message.   Because if we see see that you shot a message and you're wondering no want to know what banana pickle is, we'll answer the question. We'll we'll answer up. Hey. Well, this is what an anter pickle is. And and, yeah, you don't want it because it's a banana that's been pickled, and it's gross and disgusting. And you don't want it, man. So, and we'll let, we'll give you our full review   live on the show. And that is something else. That's if you've got a podcasting 2.0   got.  

That came in. This is the question.   This, this is what we got. And so we can actually go through and, and see, Hey, this is,   this is what, what they're,   this is how much was sent. This is how much they, this is what they wanna know.   And   we can we can reply live on the air. We can go, hey. Yeah. This is what a Nana pickle is, dude. And you just sent it sent it to us 5 minutes ago. We got the   notification. Well, okay. This is what an anter pickle is. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And then you reply back. Well, that sounds really gross. And we could go, you're right. It's horrible. It sounds absolutely terrible. And we can have a circle, an instant feedback loop going on. And that's 1 of the beautiful things about   podcasting 2.0.  

But the other thing, not only about the treasure, but if you've got your time or if you've got a particular talent. Say you're great at graphic design, you're you're a great artist, and you would like to be able to help in that way, then send you can send us   our, artwork. And if you wanna know what the, what size the artwork needs to be, needs to be no more than 3, 000 by 3, 000. All right.   This is 3, 000 by 3, 000 square. And it has to be a square just because that's what   the,   what the the apps require.  

[02:08:18] Rich Chelson:

What the Apple guides want? Yeah. Well, I mean, that's just all it is. Yeah. Well, that's a lot of Freaking apps. Freaking apps. You can go with the smaller 1, but Apple Itunes wants 3, 000 by 3, 000. Well, you could do 3, 000 by 3, 000 at the at the most.  

[02:08:35] Bryan Goodwin:

No. But I would say the smallest you want is about 1500 by 1500, about half that size.   And, but that also allows because most screens have got a decent resolution now. So you wanna be able to,   the,   3, 000   to 2, 000 is a great size just so that we can actually see what it is that you've actually designed.   But if you design something, you put it up, and we use it, guess what? We're gonna be sharing our our boostograms with you, and that will actually stay with the show, that particular episode   for the duration of the show.   So 5 years down the road, somebody sends 20, 000,   sats.  

Guess what? You're gonna get a portion of that, that 20, 000 sats. Yeah. Yeah.   I don't plan on taking scraping anybody off unless I come across somebody who's just an absolute weirdo, and then I'll just tell them. Sorry. I'll I'll take their image off and just I'll also say, hey. You you're you're done.  

[02:09:33] Rich Chelson:

But but but you see, that's that's the thing. You know? I mean I mean, if he can help, well, with chapter art,   you know, episode art or or   editing or whatnot, reach out to us, [email protected]@gmail.com,   and,  

[02:09:52] Bryan Goodwin:

we'll be we'll be happy to talk with you. Love to talk with you. You wanna know you wanna get information from, from dude? Because there's still people who think that he is, he is part of, seal team,   6 3 quarters.   And so, you know, you can   you can ask questions about him. Just go ahead and shoot and, shoot and Rich, an email or me an email, and, we'll make sure to pass that information,   that question over to him, and he can answer it, live on the air next week. Yep.  

[02:10:23] Rich Chelson:

So, please,   ask your questions because we will make sure dude gets them.  

[02:10:29] Bryan Goodwin:

So, guys, with that, I'd like to say thanks again for, listening. Rich, do you have any parting shots?  

[02:10:37] Rich Chelson:

Just   thank you for listening. Y'all stay safe, and, keep listening.   And, yeah, reach out and talk to us. We would love to meet you.  

[02:10:48] Bryan Goodwin:

Absolutely. Alright. That's all I got. Dude, how about you? You got any parting shots that you'd like to share with the audience?  

[02:10:56] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. A couple of parting shots. Again, thank you for listening to our, podcast.   And, also,   as I will always state,   if you have a veteran that is,   you seem   or seems to be   not that person that they regularly are,   There's a lot of depression   amongst   the veterans'   arena,   and   that's why we have the organization 20,   tiers of the 22 because of the average   suicide rate of veterans is 22 a day.   If you know a veteran that is   is hurting,   Best thing they can do or the best thing that you can do is just   most of the time, they just wanna ear   to listen to what they have to say,   or better yet,   you know,   it strike up a conversation.  



[02:12:06] Bryan Goodwin:

Absolutely.  

[02:12:07] Duuude-Ron :

You know what? You could probably find 1 hell of a friend just by striking up a conversation with a veteran.  

[02:12:14] Rich Chelson:

That's right.   Just ask how you doing.  

[02:12:17] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   That is exactly right.  

[02:12:23] Bryan Goodwin:

So alright. Well, guys,   y'all have yourselves a good rest of the night. We'll go ahead and wrap this up so so Ron can hit the hay, so I can hit the hay. And so, Rich, I'm sure you're pretty much ready to go to bed again also. So Yeah. I am. I am not gonna lie. Yes. I am.   So alright. Well, guys, thank you again for listening. Y'all take care. Appreciate everything y'all have done, and, share this out. Share this this out with your friends, your friend family. Share it out on the Facebook and Instagram and   Twitter and and Mastodon and any other place that you're at. And let folks know that there's these 3 guys, and they're just talking all sorts of bullshit. You gotta hear what type of crazy things they're talking about till next week because then, who knows?  

Something's gonna happen. Something will will will have some something to talk about. So so, guys, with that, thanks again for listening. Y'all take care. See you.  

[02:13:19] Duuude-Ron :

Bye. Alright. Later. Bye.  

[02:13:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright.