Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

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In this episode of Two Grumpy Vets, we dive into a lively discussion about the joys and challenges of cooking, with Bryan sharing his recent kitchen adventures and the humorous mishaps that come with trying new recipes. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as the hosts reminisce about the music and culture of the 1980s, including a deep dive into the fashion and hairstyles that defined the era. The hosts also touch on the importance of living life intentionally and the value of weekly conversations in building better men.

The episode takes a turn towards current events as the hosts discuss the ongoing geopolitical tensions involving Iran and Israel, reflecting on the potential implications of these conflicts. The conversation also touches on the importance of not letting external events disrupt personal peace and the value of focusing on what can be controlled. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted discussion about the quirks of modern life, including the absurdity of warning labels and the nostalgia for simpler times.

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[00:00:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, this is a show that each week allows for three friends to get together and live life intentionally.   We do this by throwing a little social commentary   with our own weird sense of humor and our thoughts together   to show folks that living and having weekly conversations   is a good way to help   each other out, help men become better men. And so now on with the show with Brian,   Rich, and the dude.  

[00:00:34] Rich Chelson:

Mister Brian. Hello. Hello.  

[00:00:37] Duuude-Ron :

How shall you be? Hell, I'm doing alright. Just  

[00:00:42] Rich Chelson:

been in a hot kitchen for   past almost two hours.   Well Almost done. Almost done there, dude. Alright.  

[00:00:51] Duuude-Ron :

You know that saying if, you know,   if you can't stand heat, get out the kitchen.  

[00:00:56] Rich Chelson:

I'd like to, but then I'd become way too skinny of a skinny boy.   So Alright.  

[00:01:02] Duuude-Ron :

Dude, what's going on, man?  

[00:01:04] Rich Chelson:

What's up?  

[00:01:05] Duuude-Ron :

Not much.  

[00:01:06] Rich Chelson:

Not much at all. So  

[00:01:09] Unknown:

so what were what were you guys talking about? If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Oh, I've been working in the kitchen for the past two hours,  

[00:01:17] Rich Chelson:

and I'm sitting here sweating.  

[00:01:19] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Has been slaving over a hot stove.  

[00:01:22] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. We're doing fried salmon and fried zucchini, and so we're just having a fried day.   So   Nothing wrong. Well, alrighty then. Yeah. Come on over.   Just knock and wait. Don't come straight in or rain might,   might land on you.  

[00:01:39] Duuude-Ron :

You ain't gotta worry about rain biting you. Shell just jump and land on you. Land on you. That'll do that'll do more bodily harm than anything.   Right.  

[00:01:50] Unknown:

Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's very true, but let's see.   I'm not gonna do that.   Okay. Well, you know. Sit sit and no.   I'll make them I'll make me a fucking couple of hot dogs   or a hamburger,   and then then I'm I'm the fuck out.  

[00:02:08] Rich Chelson:

That's all you're gonna do. Right? You're just gonna you'll you'll do the easy route. You're not you're gonna make your own own meal.  

[00:02:14] Unknown:

Damn right. I'll open up two cans of tuna fish   and fucking put a little bit of mayonnaise in there and fucking   mix it up and go get some crackers, and I'm good.  

[00:02:27] Rich Chelson:

Dude. Don't even do yours with with toast.   Do.   Oh.   Man, if you only know what you're missing.   And if jalapeno   and   onion and   all sorts of good stuff.   You know, like, grandma, throw some walnuts and walnuts and apples in there.  

[00:02:48] Unknown:

And if I and if I wanna do that Yeah. I'm going out to eat.   I   I ain't cooking shit.  

[00:02:57] Duuude-Ron :

Why, dude? Why don't you cook?  

[00:02:59] Unknown:

I just   don't cook.   I just it does not   now   trust me, I ain't missing any meals,   but I don't like to fucking cook them.  

[00:03:11] Rich Chelson:

Why? I know. I do. I love cooking. That is probably one of the one of the biggest things I actually enjoy is just   looking through   recipe books and finding a finding something, trying it out. Find me out it's an absolute disaster or it takes seven hours instead of instead of just an hour and a half. So  

[00:03:31] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, sue me. I just opened the fridge and the pantry, and   I I make things.   Yeah. Wow. Don't know what I'm making, but don't think it's good.  

[00:03:41] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. I've I've done the bachelor bachelor pow on before and,   you know, also known as, as the, refrigerator   buffet.   So  

[00:03:51] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I can cook. No. No. See, that's the thing. When I look in the fridge and the pantry, I'm cooking.   I'm cooking something.   It it might not be what everybody   you know? Because, I mean, some of the things I cook, I've told people about, and they just look at me like, oh my god. What? And I'm like, I was raised with this shit. Like You put the what in the what what?   Yeah. Macaroni noodles,   ketchup.   Oh. And,   you know, well, you can add whatever you want into it, but, yeah, macaroni noodles and.   So that's  

[00:04:26] Rich Chelson:

a Alright. Well, I I'm I'm tapping out.   What?   Oh god.   I couldn't even stand when the school served macaroni and tomatoes. I was just like, oh, yeah. Well, I'm gonna go how that is. I don't know who came up with that monstrosity, but  

[00:04:43] Duuude-Ron :

Shit's good too. Oh, god. No. Yeah.   You see this? Oh, man.  

[00:04:47] Rich Chelson:

Y'all don't know what's good, man. Well, maybe maybe we know what's good, and you've been corrupted by what's not good. Maybe that's the case.  

[00:04:58] Duuude-Ron :

Well,   y'all have seen me. Y'all know me, and y'all know that that that   I eat good food.  

[00:05:06] Rich Chelson:

So Oh, yeah. Because  

[00:05:08] Duuude-Ron :

I'm big.  

[00:05:10] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Especially in Japan.  

[00:05:12] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Right.   If I got in Japan, I gotta be careful. Fishburne, you had me think I was a whale.   I'm huge in Japan.  

[00:05:21] Unknown:

You know, it it was if you're talking about the song, Brian, I got the reference.   You talking about the song? Yeah.   Were you talking about the song? Yep.  

[00:05:35] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Every time I I have a opportunity to throw that one around, hell, yeah. I'm gonna throw it around.   What what song are we talking about?  

[00:05:45] Duuude-Ron :

What song are we talking about?  

[00:05:47] Unknown:

It was an eighties pop song. Yeah. I'll see. I'll pull it up. There you go.  

[00:05:53] Duuude-Ron :

What's the name of it?  

[00:05:55] Rich Chelson:

I can't remember. I just know it was a damn song I used to listen we used to listen to. Yeah. I thought it was hilarious.  

[00:06:01] Unknown:

Yep.   It was more it was more in the punk   realm.  

[00:06:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And it's probably a song I don't know then. I might know.  

[00:06:10] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, this is true. You did leave lead a rather   protected life.  

[00:06:17] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Right.  

[00:06:19] Rich Chelson:

Especially watch ET till you were 35?   I mean, that was terrible.  

[00:06:23] Duuude-Ron :

No. No. No. I watched ET shortly. I   I can't remember if I watched it when it come out in movies or I don't I don't think I watched it when it come out in the movies.   We had to get the VHS tape. Ah.   So  

[00:06:38] Unknown:

And then it but if you're over in Germany   and you get a DVD,   they will slap the fucking sticker on there. Please be kind   and rewind.  

[00:06:48] Rich Chelson:

And with the DVD?  

[00:06:49] Unknown:

On a fucking DVD.   I'm like,   seriously?  

[00:06:53] Duuude-Ron :

I just want I just I just wonder how many people   tried to rewind the DVD.  

[00:07:00] Rich Chelson:

Well, you just go back to the start, and then you tell you then you eject it.  

[00:07:04] Unknown:

Yeah. You're right. I can only imagine how many how many people tried to fucking rewind a DVD.  

[00:07:10] Duuude-Ron :

You know someone tried.  

[00:07:12] Unknown:

Oh, no. I'm sure they fucking did put it in reverse   and watched the whole fucking movie backwards   Oh, at least three times the speed.   Yeah. Well, three, four, five times the speed, but watched it   go in reverse   and then took it out.   I have no fucking doubt. At least   at a minimum,   one person   fucking did it. You did?   No. I don't fucking think so.   You know what? I may be stupid, but I'm not dumb.   No. Never never rerun the DVD.   That's funny. In Japan.   Damn.   You find it yet, Brian?  

[00:07:59] Rich Chelson:

No. My hand I'm my hands are covered in egg right now, so I can't I can't touch my tongue. Goddamn.  

[00:08:04] Unknown:

Let me fucking look.   Gee, Manali.   Take your hands out of the damn egg. My gosh.  

[00:08:11] Duuude-Ron :

Oh my gosh. The the the   technology   deficient   person of this whole group has to look something up. Oh my god. The world's coming to an end. What's that, dude?  

[00:08:24] Rich Chelson:

Alphaville.  

[00:08:26] Unknown:

Uh-huh. And the name of the song is big in Japan. Big in Japan. Okay. Yep. But it's Alphaville. Alphaville.  

[00:08:32] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Okay.  

[00:08:34] Unknown:

Yep. Yeah. You have to look that one up, Rich. Yeah. Pull up the  

[00:08:40] Rich Chelson:

pull up the the,   the video of it sometime.  

[00:08:44] Unknown:

Oh, I got the video right now. I just shut it off. Like, I'm gonna watch it. What you talking about?   Oh, no. I I   I know the video. I know the song.   Yeah. I can't I can't sing   but I remember it quite well.  

[00:08:59] Rich Chelson:

I remember it quite fondly.  

[00:09:02] Duuude-Ron :

I never heard of it,   the song or the movie.  

[00:09:06] Unknown:

I don't think there was a movie, but there was a song.  

[00:09:09] Duuude-Ron :

Well,  

[00:09:10] Rich Chelson:

didn't didn't you say the movie was big in Japan, or is that the name of the song? No. No. Big in Japan is the name of the song. Yeah. The yeah. That's the name of the song. Alphaville is the name of the band.   Oh.  

[00:09:22] Unknown:

Yeah. You'll have to look that up sometime and, listen to it.  

[00:09:27] Rich Chelson:

But, anyway You know, that might be something we need to do for our hundredth our hundredth episode now that I'm thinking of it, and I'm grabbing one.  

[00:09:34] Duuude-Ron :

What's that? We need to have a do some drunk podcasting.  

[00:09:39] Rich Chelson:

I don't drink, dude. Oh, you've that's right. You've stopped drinking. Yeah. I did. I forgot about that.  

[00:09:45] Unknown:

Yeah. It looks like it looks like the only one that's gonna be doing that, Brian, is you. Well, well, darn it. I'd send you over some frou frou bitch drinks,   and I'd probably drink them. Yeah. But I'm not gonna get drunk. Little bit of Bartles and James.   You know, I have not you might haven't heard in a while. I haven't seen Bartles and James in, I don't know how long. Now they got Norbye.  

[00:10:11] Rich Chelson:

That's about the only wine cooler I could think of.  

[00:10:14] Unknown:

You know what? Bartles and James, when they actually had the citrus   in the drink,   man, they were the fucking bomb.  

[00:10:22] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Those were good. I I used to enjoy the hell out of   Yeah. Out of a get to Bartels and James.  

[00:10:28] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Well, looks like yeah. They're still in business.   They are. They, they, sell them in cans.  

[00:10:38] Rich Chelson:

They started in 1980. Cans? Yep.   Yeah. In '19 what? '84.   Oh, yeah. Wow.  

[00:10:47] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   And they have flavors, it looks like. That's it. That's it. Wow. They used to have  

[00:10:54] Rich Chelson:

more flavors than   than,   than college students.   Nope.  

[00:11:00] Duuude-Ron :

Not now.   Not now. See.   Ginger and lemon  

[00:11:05] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[00:11:06] Rich Chelson:

Cucumber and lime, grapefruit. Oh, they went they went they went total bitch drink, didn't they?  

[00:11:13] Duuude-Ron :

Watermelon  

[00:11:14] Rich Chelson:

and then. Oh, they're all flavors out there.  

[00:11:17] Unknown:

They went total bitch.  

[00:11:20] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   God. Frank and Ed are their names.  

[00:11:23] Unknown:

Who is it? Frank and Ed. Frank and Ed. Yeah.  

[00:11:29] Rich Chelson:

Who the hell would drink cucumber and what was it? Cucumber and lime? Cucumber and lime. Yeah. That's that's a white girl drink right there. Yeah. Because they you would do cucumber   and and lime   infused waters.  

[00:11:43] Unknown:

Oh my god.  

[00:11:45] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Now when I say that's a white girl drink, they've turned them completely white girl drinks. I wasn't lying.   Yeah. No need for me to let do that. Fucking Believe it or not. Like those fucking claw drinks.  

[00:11:58] Duuude-Ron :

I don't know. Claws.   No. No. White White Claw is just, yeah, nasty shit.  

[00:12:03] Unknown:

Never had one.  

[00:12:05] Duuude-Ron :

I've I've tried a sip of one in here. I knew I'd yeah.  

[00:12:10] Rich Chelson:

Is it better or worse than Zima?  

[00:12:13] Duuude-Ron :

Oh.   Oh,   dude. Worse than Zima. I could stomach a Zima   in the day. I could I could stomach one, maybe two Zimas, and that was it. But   yeah, that that White Claw? Oh, yeah. No. Yeah. No way.  

[00:12:30] Unknown:

What the hell is a Zema? You don't remember Zemas?  

[00:12:34] Rich Chelson:

No. Back when there were the part of the the craze was everything gonna be clear, and that back when, you know, you know, you had your clearly Canadians.   Everything was a clear liquid. You had Pepsi clear,   things like that. There was   they came out with Azima, which is just a it's a malted alcohol, malted beer,   but it was clear. And that alcohol   that but it essentially, it tasted like a flat Sprite, a flat seven up. Correndously   terrible flavor.  

[00:13:07] Duuude-Ron :

I would rather drink a flat seven up than a Zima. Exactly. Yeah.   I mean, seriously, the flatter, the better on it because, yeah, that Zima, that was oh.  

[00:13:18] Rich Chelson:

And Zima was the big craze.   That was the big craze for a while. Be  

[00:13:23] Unknown:

better than a White Claw. Yep. Wow. Yeah. Never had a White Claw. Never had a Zena.  

[00:13:30] Rich Chelson:

I just stuck to my little bitch trap. Thank god you thank god you had a, you had a protected life, man.  

[00:13:36] Unknown:

Yep. And then we got to the end of the  

[00:13:39] Rich Chelson:

day.   And then and then we discovered the good stuff.   Yeah.   Life has never been the same since.   What was that?  

[00:13:50] Unknown:

Fucking   the popsicle one.  

[00:13:53] Rich Chelson:

Oh, the popsicle alcohol?  

[00:13:56] Unknown:

No. The one that we had that, the  

[00:13:58] Rich Chelson:

Creamsicle.  

[00:13:59] Unknown:

Yeah. The Creamsicle.   Yeah.   Hell, yeah.   I could I could sit down and have a few of those.  

[00:14:08] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Those were those were pretty righteous.  

[00:14:11] Unknown:

And then just pass the fuck out?  

[00:14:14] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I forbid.   Yeah. Really. Yeah. I only made it 10 feet down the down the path, but, bye, George. You   you knew when it was time to sleep.   Just didn't make it. Yep.  

[00:14:26] Unknown:

Yeah, buddy.   I may have staggered, but at least I found a bed   in about, oh, 04:00   in the morning.  

[00:14:37] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. About a week.   Oh, no.   The bench bins got them.  

[00:14:44] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. I   I projectile   vomited.   Yeah. That was a lot of fun.  

[00:14:51] Rich Chelson:

Fun. The fun of, of being young, you know, going out, being able to get that shit faced   and pretty much recover the fall one day.  

[00:15:02] Duuude-Ron :

Young hell, like, what? Two years ago, he did that, I think. Didn't you, dude? Yeah. I know. He didn't he didn't recover very well.   Well, no. He didn't, but, yeah,   he   he did that two years ago. Yeah. I know.   But, yeah, you're right. You know, being young,   you know, in our twenties, you know, we could drink all night till 04:00 in the morning, get fifteen minutes of sleep, get up, make formation, and, you know Yep. Puke our guts out, make formation, and go to work the next day.   And then do it again the next night. The the fall night. Yep.  

[00:15:38] Rich Chelson:

Whoever didn't spend their money last time had to spend their money the next time. Right.   Oh,  

[00:15:44] Duuude-Ron :

oh, let's hang out in the living room for a second.   Oh, good.   We lost dude. Oh, no.   Yeah. Hi,  

[00:15:54] Rich Chelson:

His his phone just said no. We were talking about alcohol. We ain't doing that again.   That was a big old nope.  

[00:16:04] Unknown:

I don't know what you caught, but, yeah, no. I never drank and then   got up two hours later to go to a formation.  

[00:16:12] Rich Chelson:

No. You don't know what fun is.   I know. Be drunk and go to muster the following morning.   No.   Which was only, you know of course, I I wasn't able to. Every time we were underway, I was I had Cinderella Liberty, so I couldn't I had to be in in at midnight, so I had to get all my drinking done   by about 10:30 or so.   But I tell you, the Australians will put your ass on the on the ground.   They will drink and drink and drink   and expect you to keep up with them.  

[00:16:46] Unknown:

Right. Oh, yeah. Same way with the Canadians.  

[00:16:50] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   You're Canadians, and all I could think is, oh,   the Mackenzie brothers   off a strange brew.   Like, Mason, you're on mute. Are you friendly? No. Hey, Eddie.   A dog hoser.  

[00:17:07] Duuude-Ron :

You know, if anybody from Australia heard that, they're gonna be just like, oh my god. No. I was talking about the Australians.  

[00:17:14] Rich Chelson:

Oh, not the Australians, the, the Canadians.   Oh.   That the the   the, the the McKinsey brothers were   were, Rick Moranis.   Oh, shit. Who's can I think of maybe, who played the other one? And they,   have you not ever seen the movie Strange Brew?  

[00:17:35] Duuude-Ron :

Nope.   I don't remember it. I might have. Oh. I don't remember it.  

[00:17:40] Rich Chelson:

Alright. Well, that's another movie I'm gonna have to go off   whenever I go down there. We're we're not gonna be seeing much of it during the day or night because we're gonna be watching freaking movies, getting y'all's ass caught up on   on pop culture. What?   On pop culture.   Pop culture. Yeah. Well That way you know what the hell I'm talking about half the time.   Like, a rapper and you're like, what?  

[00:18:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I'm like, yeah. Okay.   I'll take the You say so.  

[00:18:11] Rich Chelson:

Exactly. Funny thing is, of all things, man,   probably not my not my,   my obscure,   my my, obscure music reference.   So  

[00:18:26] Duuude-Ron :

But, see, the bad thing is is is I can watch a movie,   and, ten minutes after it's done,   forget totally I ever watched it. Well, then we'll,  

[00:18:36] Rich Chelson:

we'll have deep discussion so you don't forget about it.   What was   the existential crisis they were having   during the time of   Yeah. No. Which which story   direction were they aiming for?  

[00:18:53] Unknown:

I don't know. That's correct. Use a lifeline.  

[00:18:56] Duuude-Ron :

Call a lifeline.  

[00:18:59] Unknown:

That's the director's problem.   Yeah. You know, I am with Rich. I have I don't know how many times I've sat and watched the movie, and then ten minutes later,   what the fuck was I watching? Should I do that with dinner?  

[00:19:14] Rich Chelson:

By about 10:00 tonight, it's like You forget that you watched dinner?   Supposed to eat dinner. So  

[00:19:20] Unknown:

Well, I'll forget what I ate for dinner. Oh, oh, okay.  

[00:19:23] Duuude-Ron :

Well, shit. That's I mean, that's nothing. I mean,   hell for me.   Probably later on after we're done with this, I'll be like, did I eat dinner?   I mean, yeah, because this I don't yeah. I don't remember.   Oh,   I got I got to admit something.   I am Uh-oh. I am a goober head from the word goober head,  

[00:19:48] Rich Chelson:

of all goober heads. You are the one who they described,   when they mentioned goobers,  

[00:19:54] Duuude-Ron :

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. If if the other person in the dictionary of goober head, my picture is right beside that motherfucker.  

[00:20:01] Rich Chelson:

So what,   what was the event that allowed you this great and vast honor?  

[00:20:08] Duuude-Ron :

Well, you you know how I've been   slamming Carvana,  

[00:20:12] Rich Chelson:

right, with my Oh, no. Idol and all like this. It's been sitting in the mailbox for the past two weeks. You just never checked deep enough in there,  

[00:20:20] Duuude-Ron :

I wish, but no.   I finally   the other day,   I finally called   again to Carvana,   and I got this lady. Her name's Ashley. Nicely. Uh-huh.   And   told her everything from start to finish. And she listened,   and,   she's like,   hold on.   Would you hold, please? I said, yes.   And,   she was gone on a minute, minute, and half, two minutes, come back, ask me one question.   I answered it,   says, hold on. Again, I'm a place you on hold. Alright.   And while she was doing that, I was looking   at my paperwork,   and I've got the certificate of title from the state of Missouri, which is not the same thing as a title. It's just piece of paper saying that, yes, Missouri issued the title in my name. Okay? Okay.   And   I was I was, again,   looking, and I had looked at this paper more than once in in the past   nine, ten, eleven months. Okay?  

I I've looked at this paper multiple times,   and   I'm going through every line,   word for word and all like this. I get down to mail title two information.   It has my wrong address.   Yeah.   It has my physical address from when I lived up in Missouri.   And I'm sitting here, it's like,   are you telling me   because   I I was sitting here thinking That asshole that you keep.   Yes. That's your soldier soldier in your college, dude. Hang on. Let me finish. Let me finish. I was thinking   because   if   if Missouri   did it like it said on that piece of paper,   they sent me the title, but it never got to me because I could never get mail at my address   through the post office.  

And   Ashley came back,   and she told me exactly what I was thinking.   She said, sir, Missouri   doesn't send us the titles. They send them to you.   And I'm like, alright.   I I mean, I was I thanked her and I told her, I said, thank you. You're the first person   at that company that that explains says that too. Yeah. You know? And, I mean, I'd you you know, I wasn't upset,   okay, or nothing. I it was finally after after all the times I had called Carvana.   You would have thought someone would have   looked at it Put 444 together. And   and was like,   you know, sir,   you need to contact the state. Because I I was being a goober head, and it didn't register when I saw the mail title two information.  

Right. So this whole time   has been my fault,   not Carvanas in any way, shape, or form.   Now now   they did they did what what I had asked them to do. They had sent the state of Mississippi the information   they had.  

[00:23:25] Rich Chelson:

But  

[00:23:26] Duuude-Ron :

Carvana   never had the title. Title.   And, oh, I was like, oh my gosh. So   I printed off the form off the duplicate title form,   filled it all out, and and from last time, there's a guy I had talked to a guy up at state of Missouri,   and he he told me how to fill out the form   and gave me the address to send it to.   Well,   this time when I did it, I filled the form out,   and I got the instruction sheet with it.   The address the guy told me to send it to   was not complete.   He had left out   one section of the address that I didn't have on the original   thing, and then he had told me I wouldn't have to send any money because   I I never received the title, so I didn't send any money.  

Well, on this sheet,   it says for a duplicate title, you have to pay   $14.50   by check or money order, no cash.   So I filled it out.   Oh, god. I think I   checked it five times.   And then I bet. And then and then and then and then I had to have it notarized. So I went to the bank, had it notarized,   and got a money order   for for what it said on the instruction sheet. And then I went to the post office   because I was told last time they never received it. Well, this time,   I paid an extra   damn near $32,   but I had it sent   to where they got it Monday morning.  

And I had a tracking number this time. So I know Tracking number, register,  

[00:25:05] Rich Chelson:

receive recept,   receipt,   signatures and everything else.  

[00:25:11] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I I mean, so so I know it is in Jefferson City right now, but, yeah, the all this time I had been bitching about Carvana,   it wasn't their fault.   It was mine.   It was totally 100%   my fault, and it took me this long to figure it out.   Needless to say, I was, like, a little upset with myself for a minute.  

[00:25:35] Rich Chelson:

You know? Oh, heck yeah.  

[00:25:38] Duuude-Ron :

Because I was like, oh my god. This is man, this is I've been cussing out the wrong person.   Great. Yeah. Exactly.   Exactly. But yeah. No. I   when I realized this and and this was Friday, last Friday.   And I was like I was like, yeah.   I need to let you all know that that, yes, I am   the master goober head   of the,   of the world.   I will own that title proudly.   Well, not proudly, but I'll own that title.  

[00:26:10] Unknown:

And you know why you're gonna own that title?   Why? Because because you fucking earned it.  

[00:26:16] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You damn right I did. I earned every letter of that title.   Oh, man. I tell you what. And and, I mean, I must've   once I realized it, I must've looked at   looked at that certificate of title, like, I don't know, ten, fifteen different times, just   shaking my head, like, oh my god.   I could've   ended all of this   a long time ago.   I mean   Okay. This never would have been an issue.  

[00:26:50] Unknown:

So the but does the certificate   of title or whatever you have,   can you   use that to get your vehicle registered?  

[00:27:02] Rich Chelson:

No.   No. It still has to wait for the title to come in, but now the title will come in where it's supposed to come in at.  

[00:27:10] Duuude-Ron :

Well, hopefully so. I I mean I mean, I sent it. I mean I mean, it's only been four days and they say ten to fourteen business days. So   we'll see by the hopefully by   the June,   by next week or the week after   or just after the fourth because,   you know, the fourth, it'll be,   you know, you know, at least another week.   Hopefully, I will have the title by then and then  

[00:27:36] Unknown:

get the Jeep licensed.   And you'll be a happy motherfucker.  

[00:27:41] Duuude-Ron :

What's that?  

[00:27:42] Unknown:

If nothing else, you will be a happy motherfucker.  

[00:27:45] Duuude-Ron :

I will be when it gets done. I mean,   I don't know. This time, I think   I think everything will go through. I've got I've got a good feeling about it.   You know?   But, yeah, I was   yeah. I was I felt like goober head.  

[00:28:02] Unknown:

Definitely goober head. Yep. Yep. Yep.  

[00:28:05] Duuude-Ron :

That was me. That was my fault.  

[00:28:08] Rich Chelson:

That that was all that was all me.  

[00:28:10] Duuude-Ron :

It was. It was all me. But but I will say,   you know,   if if if you ever buy a car through anybody   and you change states   before whatever state you're going to,   find out   what the state's rules and and, policies are.   Just saying. You know? Just just saying.   You know,   for for   a for   a a GP purposes, if nothing else. You know? Right.   So   but, yeah, that was   that was my,   moment last week.  

[00:28:48] Rich Chelson:

That was your   moment.   Right.   But   oh, there we go. Last of the zucchinis.   Now I went off and made a crap ton of, salmon patties this week so because   I'm fixing to be heading back over to   over to work.   And as a means to try to save some money,   hook up a bunch. I'm also tomorrow, I get to make go through, and I'm gonna make a a whole bunch of, kolaches.  

[00:29:21] Duuude-Ron :

So   That's kolaches.  

[00:29:24] Rich Chelson:

Yep. Or clobus actually, technically, they're clobus snacks,   but, you know,   again, pop culture likes to call them kolaches.  

[00:29:32] Unknown:

It's a hell of a lot easier to pronounce.  

[00:29:35] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. The clobus snacks is just kinda fun.  

[00:29:38] Unknown:

You know, kolaches, it just rolls off the tongue so much   easier.  

[00:29:43] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. But, say, you got clever snacks. So you you're snacking   on on some good   bread wrapped,   meats.  

[00:29:51] Unknown:

Well, you   regardless of what they're named,  

[00:29:54] Rich Chelson:

yeah. Oh, crap, Billy.  

[00:29:58] Unknown:

And especially   if it's a runza.  

[00:30:01] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. Runza's are good.  

[00:30:04] Unknown:

Have you had a runza?  

[00:30:06] Rich Chelson:

I have had  

[00:30:08] Unknown:

So you actually know what the fuck I'm talking about?  

[00:30:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. You talked about runs as a couple three times, but yeah. Yeah. After you described what a runs it was. Yeah.  

[00:30:19] Unknown:

But, I mean, have you   ever had a runs it from a runs it?  

[00:30:24] Rich Chelson:

Not from a runs a hut, but, I mean, I've always thought of them as kolaches, personally.  

[00:30:29] Unknown:

Oh, no.   Oh, not kolaches, but, Biroxes  

[00:30:32] Rich Chelson:

because it's just hamburger meat. Essentially, it's hamburger meat and cabbage.  

[00:30:36] Unknown:

That's what it is. Pretty much. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. Wrapped in wrapped in, dough  

[00:30:41] Rich Chelson:

roll dough, yeast dough.  

[00:30:43] Unknown:

Yep.  

[00:30:44] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yep. Runza   and runza and and and bureauses,   the exact same thing.  

[00:30:50] Unknown:

Oh, okay.  

[00:30:52] Rich Chelson:

I make them we make them about once every three months just because they're a production.   That's actually something that me and the wife have kinda contemplated from time to time. It's like, hey.   I wonder   how much I wonder if we could actually make some money   off of   off of, you know,   hooking up a bunch of bureauses and going around and selling them for, like, $2.03,   $4 a a piece   because, you know, I think it'd be   an a nice way of   of of making some to make some cash and   seeing what everybody likes.   So   there we go.  

[00:31:34] Unknown:

I'll I'll take cheese in mine, and we're good. Cheese cheese, runza or whatever you wanna call them. I'm good.   Okay. I'll take   fucking several.  

[00:31:45] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. We we've gotten,   one I kinda like is   cook everything up   and then grab the biggest   I give of unless you wanna cook unless you wanna cook a powder a couple pounds of of   of bacon.   Grab yourself the biggest package of, of bacon bits, natural real bacon bits you could find.   Yeah. And throw it in there and then throw and then mix everything together.   That Yeah. Is quite tasty.  

[00:32:19] Unknown:

I can   I can see that? Basically,  

[00:32:22] Rich Chelson:

it's a make a cheeseburger in a bun.  

[00:32:25] Unknown:

Yeah. Pretty much with cabbage.  

[00:32:27] Rich Chelson:

With a little bit of cabbage.   Yeah. Well, that's a that's a little bit of lettuce.  

[00:32:32] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Okay. Y'all like that, but y'all don't like macaroni noodles with butter and ketchup.  

[00:32:39] Unknown:

No.   No. Y'all are wrong. No.   If it's anything like   fucking schoolhouse,   goulash,   not just no, but hell no.  

[00:32:52] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean, anytime I hear   anything ketchup being used   as a as a, primary ingredient,   I'm like, no. It's like ketchup soup. No. It's just disgusting.   It's not it's not tomato soup. It's ketchup soup, and it's disgusting.  

[00:33:13] Duuude-Ron :

You don't like   you don't like ketchup on your eggs?   Sometimes.  

[00:33:19] Rich Chelson:

What's the difference of Oh, man. What's that? They're rare. I I thought you were from the South, man. What what's up with that? I bet you put a ketchup on your steaks too, don't you? Oh, fuck no. Oh, hell no. I don't I don't put anything on my steaks because my steaks are all dry. Oh, hang on. Fuck no.  

[00:33:38] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. No. Don't no.   Nothing ever goes on a steak   except for a knife and fork.  

[00:33:45] Duuude-Ron :

That's right. If this goes right and and and flavored, right,   you don't need to put anything on a steak. If you do, you're wrong.   You're wrong.  

[00:33:55] Unknown:

You're wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Like, two boys fucking  

[00:34:00] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. I wouldn't even go that far. I was gonna say. Yeah.  

[00:34:04] Unknown:

Are you old?   Hey, dude. Hey.   Yes?  

[00:34:09] Duuude-Ron :

As of June 17,   Fort Hood is back to be in Fort Hood. Fort Hood. Not Fort  

[00:34:16] Rich Chelson:

or   whatever it was.  

[00:34:19] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Nobody I pork chugga balls or I can't think what now? From a channel six news down in Texas,   they showed a little video of workers taking down the old name.  

[00:34:31] Unknown:

Yeah. Cavazos is  

[00:34:33] Rich Chelson:

yeah. It sounds like a sounds like a a, Mexican food restaurant. Sorry. But  

[00:34:39] Unknown:

Well  

[00:34:40] Rich Chelson:

well, what do you mean? We're gonna head over to Cavazos tonight. Do you wanna join us?  

[00:34:45] Unknown:

Yeah. Really. No. It was actually named after sergeant major Cabazos.  

[00:34:49] Rich Chelson:

Well, sergeant major Cabazos would probably make some really kick ass,   tortillas.   I wonder if it's   wonder if his, if his,   if his fajitas are decent.   At least have a screaming   chile relleno.  

[00:35:06] Unknown:

You know, I don't know. He's dead.  

[00:35:08] Rich Chelson:

Oh, well, that makes it a little tough. I don't want him to cook a touch of my food then.  

[00:35:12] Unknown:

That's right then. He was a if I if I remember correctly, he was a congressional medal of honor winner. Was he a mate? Yeah. But   but now   the hood   is   colonel Hood   who,   in World War one,   received   a silver star and something else.   So that is the Hood that it's now   named after.   Just like Bragg,   you know, before it was named after Confederate general   Bragg.   Now it's named after PFC Bragg,   same spelling, b r a g g.   PFC in   Vietnam,   I think.   And it was   a Silver Star with Fowler,   and that it's and that's   how Fort Bragg is back to being named Fort Bragg.   Thank   god. Fuck this Camp Liberty   shit and fucking   Cavazos and all that other stuff that the goddamn   Liberals   who fucking cares?  

You know, it was Fort Hood   goddamn   when it was fucking made.   And I don't remember when the fuck it was made. It was before World War two.   But, you know, why do you have to fuck with the name of a military installation?  

[00:36:38] Rich Chelson:

Because   it's just wrong. You're supporting racism.   No.  

[00:36:45] Unknown:

The only ones that are racist   are the ones that keep racism   alive.  

[00:36:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[00:36:53] Unknown:

But they but ain't not damn one of them fucking figured that shit out yet.  

[00:36:58] Rich Chelson:

I don't know. And when you bring it up to them, they're like, I'm sorry. I'm black, but I can't I can't be racist.   The hell you can.  

[00:37:05] Unknown:

Yeah.   Yeah.   And see me, personally, I've never been racist.   I just hate everybody   equally.   You're not hated anymore or less by the color of your skin. You're just equally hated.  

[00:37:21] Rich Chelson:

So I can't be a racist. I absolutely detest everybody,   except for those that I like.   So I guess I'm sort of racist in that department,   but it's not at any particular race. It's all racist. It's just   just minus   some minus some some folks.  

[00:37:39] Unknown:

Unless you're green.  

[00:37:41] Rich Chelson:

You're green. I'm gonna I'm gonna make sure   we all get rich.  

[00:37:45] Unknown:

I was gonna say because if you're green, then there's just you got fucking something wrong.   That's well past jaundice.   So did you hear that they have it's been a ongoing investigation   with I can't remember the name of the county   in Florida, but it's   the county that Panama City   is in in Florida   that they have arrested   eight individuals   for selling   CDL   licenses   to people that have   one,   never taken   anything   that has to do with a commercial vehicle. No testing. Nothing.   And   some of them may have not even had a driver's license   ever issued Before that. Period.  



[00:38:38] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[00:38:39] Unknown:

But now they're behind the fucking wheel   of 80,000   pounds going down the highway   and have no fucking clue.   Yep.   Over   it's it's in the thousands   out of that one county in Florida   that have issued   illegal immigrants   CDL licenses.   And now it's so now they're figuring   and now it's coming from several different states,   the scam.  

[00:39:08] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I bet. And I bet you dollars of donuts, if you really pay attention to that,   bet you it was coming from some particular NGO.  

[00:39:17] Unknown:

Well, two of the dollars of doughnuts, a lot of that was  

[00:39:21] Rich Chelson:

was was basically taxpayer funded funded.  

[00:39:26] Unknown:

Well, they arrested two of them. And when they went to one of the guy's house,   he had   over a $180,000   in cash   from the payments   of the illegals   buying licenses.   He also   the average they said was   an officer will or, you know, a tester will do about 20 to 25   people in a month's time frame. This one individual   had issued out 287   commercial driver's license in one month.  

[00:40:04] Rich Chelson:

Well, it's a high speed test. Do   Do you take this nine degree turn at a at a 120 miles an hour? It's deep. Sweet.  

[00:40:14] Unknown:

Yeah.   So   that's just   lovely.  

[00:40:20] Duuude-Ron :

You wanna hear something,   funny?   Sure.   About thirty years ago, the city of Chicago was doing the same thing.  

[00:40:28] Unknown:

I believe it.  

[00:40:30] Duuude-Ron :

So it's it's it's not a new and common problem.  

[00:40:33] Rich Chelson:

No. No.   No. It's never been a new problem.   Anything to fucking make money.   Yep.  

[00:40:41] Unknown:

That's addict, but, yep,   I don't know. I think I earned mine pretty well   just like you guys.  

[00:40:48] Rich Chelson:

I definitely have earned mine.   Yep.   Hell, I ended up having to go to Texas to go get mine.  

[00:40:55] Unknown:

And I, yeah, I remember you saying something about that story. Yeah. I couldn't I couldn't make a damn  

[00:41:01] Rich Chelson:

90 degree blindside   to save my damn lot.  

[00:41:06] Unknown:

90 degree blind  

[00:41:08] Rich Chelson:

or what? Yeah. You had to do it back back into a, into a slot.   Do a 90 degree blindside   back.   So you'd go and they'd have a little little sub cone set up in the parking lot, and they'd have places with the boundaries all   all square tied off,   and you had to back into   it without touching a cone. Couldn't you couldn't even rub the cone. You could not touch that cone at all.  

[00:41:34] Unknown:

Well, you know, when I did my driving test,   I had to do a   you go from one parking spot,   you're allowed to go up so far,   and then   go into and back   in the one right next to it. Is that what you're talking about?  

[00:41:53] Rich Chelson:

Now so,   Okay.   Say you're at a, at a truck stop.   Mhmm. And there is a,   a parking stall   in between two trucks.  

[00:42:05] Unknown:

Right. Okay.  

[00:42:06] Rich Chelson:

You gotta back into that puppy.  

[00:42:09] Unknown:

Okay.  

[00:42:10] Rich Chelson:

Without clipping one the truck on the left or truck on the right. You had to get in there, and you only had two pull ups.  

[00:42:16] Unknown:

Oh, you only got two pull ups? Wow. Yeah.   No. I   when I got mine,   that that was not part of the the driving exam five years ago.  

[00:42:28] Rich Chelson:

Uh-huh.  

[00:42:29] Unknown:

So   it was,   you know,   going from one spot   and then   allowing up so much distance and go into the next spot   to   the driver's side,   and you couldn't go over the line.   And then also parallel parking   within the cone setup,   and you got   two pull ups and you,   I can't remember exactly, but you couldn't have when you stopped,   you could not have any part of the truck   outside of   said   box   that you had parallel park into.  

[00:43:11] Rich Chelson:

Yep. So And and on Oklahoma, if you if you failed that backing test, it was an instant fail.   It wasn't a certain number of points off. It was like, nope. You failed. You failed. Try again next time.  

[00:43:23] Unknown:

Yep.  

[00:43:24] Rich Chelson:

And so yeah. After the third try, they were like, alright. Well, we can't use you until you get it. And so I was like, I called mom up and was like, hey.   No. Hey, man. I talked to her. And   mom was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I know someone.   So I went and took my test over to Steve Bill about, three days later,   and and did the parallel park. Could do the parallel park. Couldn't do the damn 90 degree back.   I could parallel park like a damn champion.  

[00:43:52] Unknown:

And that's what most people have the real hard time is with the parallel parking.   That's what fails most of them. Yeah.  

[00:43:59] Rich Chelson:

So I got that and drove around and did did their figure eight or whatever it was, and   it's like, alright. Sweet. Congratulations. Here you go. Get your get your license here and, you know, was it, like, thirty days, it seems like? I'm sure it's only fourteen, but seems like it takes forever because they have to mail it in, which Oklahoma mails in now.   Pisses me   off. Used to have instant instant   driver's license.  

[00:44:26] Unknown:

Yep.   Yep.   Get a paper license and well, wait for the hard one to come in the mail. Yep.  

[00:44:34] Rich Chelson:

So I had to do that. Then whenever it came in, I was like, alright. Well,   I'll wait one more week and then just to   just so that it you know, had it for a little bit and then went over and had my losses changed over.  

[00:44:47] Unknown:

Same way when I, you know,   revalid   or or re   my hazmat because you have to do it every five years and get your fingerprints done.   When I went and got all that completed and   went back to get my license again,   yep, my   my old license   and gave me the paper one that says, oh, about a week, two weeks, you'll get your heart.   It's like,   wow.   But it is what it is.   It is. It is. For sure, too. Argue with  

[00:45:21] Rich Chelson:

yeah.   Well, you can argue with the with the government. They're just not gonna you're not gonna win.  

[00:45:28] Unknown:

Of course not.   Because that that person has the power of the  

[00:45:34] Rich Chelson:

Of the pen. Exactly.   The pen is higher than the than the tongue.  

[00:45:41] Unknown:

Or the sword or anything else.   Yep.   But here's a thought,   especially to Rich.  

[00:45:52] Duuude-Ron :

What's up, Rich? I if  

[00:45:56] Unknown:

one of three   when I make this statement,   one of three things in Ron's opinion   could happen.   But I wanna get your opinion on it.   What if I take a few of these Ducks   that I got from   Jeep in the Coast   Mhmm.   And put them on Broncos.  

[00:46:20] Duuude-Ron :

You do. You, boo.  

[00:46:22] Rich Chelson:

So Well, they would think that they're all sorts of cool then.  

[00:46:26] Unknown:

Well, that's that's one   that I thought that they would be like,   oh, wow. I got somebody   gave me a duck,   and I'm gonna put it on my dash.  

[00:46:38] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. You know what you need to do, right,   is go start buying my my pretty ponies   and put them on the Broncos.  

[00:46:47] Unknown:

Well, I ain't bought any ducks, and I ain't gonna buy any Oh, come on. I would paint ponies.   But that's not a bad idea, though.  

[00:46:55] Duuude-Ron :

That is It's not actually it's not a bad idea.   But but You know? But hey. Hey.   Okay. Take the ducks and,   put a little   take a little piece of paper and and write on it and, you know, put a string or, you know, around the duck's neck and all like that and,   you know, say something like,   don't you wish he was as cool as this duck?   Or   didn't you wish you had a jeep or something like that? You know, something funny like that.  

[00:47:25] Unknown:

That was my second thought   It's like   you   give them the duck,   and you're thinking,   well, you know what? You should've bought a fucking Jeep.   Right. But you're gonna get the duck but you're gonna get the duck anyway.   But you should have bought a Jeep.  

[00:47:44] Rich Chelson:

Well, it Or And the or find the find some, some, like,   reject   ducks   that weren't created correctly. You know, one's got, like, a fucked up face or something like that.  

[00:47:59] Duuude-Ron :

I mean or Okay. Yeah.   You could just,   you know, give them a Jeep and just make them smile. Whatever.  

[00:48:08] Unknown:

And, you know,   and that could be in the realm of, you know, with their when   they get to the duck that they're smiling. It's like, oh, cool.   Duck my Bronco.   You know? Or the last one is   they get really fucking pissed and just smack the duck or just take it off your handle and just throw it.  

[00:48:32] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[00:48:33] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I mean But you know whatever they do about that is   their business, but, you know, I don't know. I mean, you can do that. Shit.   Like I said, man, you got a lot of Jeep friends.   Christmas presents.   You ain't gotta buy nothing.  

[00:48:48] Unknown:

And there? Well, yeah. That's very true.   Or the next time we have an event,   I'll just   dock all the Jeeps that are there. You could do that too. Hopefully, get all of them   and hopefully get rid of them.   But then, like I said, there's one guy in one of the clubs that I'm in.   His fucking deck   is three to four   rows   deep   on his dash with ducks,   and he carries around a five gallon   fucking bucket   full of ducks   so he can duck, you know, whoever when, you know,   it suits him. But he, yeah, has a fucking couple of 100 ducks in the fucking bucket.   It's like, dude,   I understand the liking of ducks, but   that's just a wee bit out there.  

But, you know, you know, like in Rich's famous saying, you do  

[00:49:49] Rich Chelson:

You do you, boo.  

[00:49:51] Unknown:

Yep. You do.  

[00:49:54] Rich Chelson:

So  

[00:49:55] Unknown:

But it'd be kinda funny just   watch to see,   you know,   what the reaction   would be.   But then again, I'm not a very patient person for and for me to sit and wait for that individual to come out,   no. I'm not I'm not aware.  

[00:50:16] Duuude-Ron :

You wouldn't do that.   And and the thing is, besides,   whatever   whatever   their reaction is   has no bearing on you   and and and you know, or your life. You know? It's like that's their reaction. That's the way they think. So whether they they're Yeah. For you. They smile, they laugh,   they groan,   they throw the duck,   it doesn't mean shit   because they are who they are, and   that's the way life is.  

[00:50:45] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, yeah, that's very true.   That is very true.  

[00:50:50] Duuude-Ron :

So, I mean, I mean, sitting watching someone's reaction   just to please yourself,   I just I don't know. For me, it's   like, that's wasting too much time   when when I   when when, I could be   pleasing myself. You know?   Right.  

[00:51:09] Unknown:

Yeah.   And just him okay. It it could've turned out to be   one   three   scenarios   and just leave it there.  

[00:51:21] Duuude-Ron :

Alright? Yeah. Just   walk up, set the duck on, and walk away. And,   I mean, because five minutes later, you're gonna forget about it.   You you'll forget what color the Bronco was,   what you know, if it was sitting on 30 fives or 30 threes or stock tires or whatever, you're gonna forget all that because   that doesn't   change anything of your life, you know.   I mean, it would. Yeah. That's true.   I I mean, shit. I mean, I've only ducked a few Jeeps,   you know, ever. I   can't tell you any of them   that I've ducked   because I don't pay attention.  

[00:52:00] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. Same here.   Yeah. I'll be I don't remember because one of the ducks that I got from that event was a ninja. It just happened to be up there in that holder up underneath   the   radio.   Yeah. I don't even remember what the color of the   but it got then.  

[00:52:20] Rich Chelson:

What was that again? Yeah. Where you're talking? Yeah. You paid it out.  

[00:52:24] Unknown:

Oh, okay. No. The the ninja duct that I gave away, I don't remember what color the Jeep was. Don't have a clue.   Right. It was sitting it was sitting in the in the HEB parking lot close to my Jeep. It's like, oh, I get to get rid of a duck.   And put it on there. Worried about.   Yep. That's all I was worried about.  

[00:52:44] Rich Chelson:

Getting rid of that duck.  

[00:52:46] Unknown:

I do remember it was stock, so that person was probably gonna be, wow. I got my   however many ducks and it being a stock Jeep. So   yeah.   Yeah.   Oh, here was another   wonderful thing that happened in my   driving   experience today.   And Alright. Why   this individual did it, you know, I'll never know because I didn't even get a look at his face.   This guy of course, we're governed at 65.   This guy passes me on a two lane road, 30 Highway 36.   And as soon as he gets past me,   he gets off onto the shoulder   to hang right   at his the road destination that he was going to.   He didn't fucking even save a second,   getting around me and then going right over to the shoulder to fucking turn right.  

I'm like, that made   absolutely zero sense.  

[00:53:47] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   Hey. The folks like to do that.  

[00:53:51] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. Four four wheelers are funny.   Oh, Oh, here's a real one good one for you, Brian.   Uh-oh. Right outside of the net the town that I can never fucking remember the name, Hamilton,   right to the north. You know that 12 mile stretch that they've been working on?  

[00:54:12] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[00:54:14] Unknown:

When's the last time you rode on that particular road? Do you remember?  

[00:54:19] Rich Chelson:

About a year ago.  

[00:54:21] Unknown:

Okay. So it was in full construction a year ago. Mhmm.   Guess what?  

[00:54:26] Rich Chelson:

It is still, like, constructed.  

[00:54:28] Unknown:

No.   It is completed.  

[00:54:31] Rich Chelson:

Oh, till next week, and then they're gonna start it up again because I'm fixing to be showing up there about   the end of, September.  

[00:54:39] Unknown:

Yeah. Probably so.   So they've already striped everything.   You know, they still have a couple pieces of construction equipment.   You know, I guess they're gonna do a little bit more on the side of the road for grading aspects,   but it's all paved. It's all lined.   But where they did the passing lanes, they still have the fucking cones,   right, where you can't use the lane. It's like, I wonder   how long are these fucking cones   going to be here   now that they have finished this road?   Three months, six months, another fucking year before somebody decides to go up there and pick up the cones   so you can actually use the lanes that they made?  

I'm wondering how long that's gonna take for them to go get those fucking cones.  

[00:55:29] Rich Chelson:

Oh,   probably about two months  

[00:55:33] Unknown:

for at for at least.   And then   there's a stretch about   eight miles just north   of Crossing Plains   that they did the same thing,   made it to where there's passing lanes.   Now all that construction is completed   except for piles of dirt, you know, about every   not even 100 meters to where they need   to grade out for the drainage ditch, but they still have it as a 60 miles 60 mile an hour construction zone. Same way with that stretch just North of Hamilton.   It's like, okay. Let's get the fucking cones up.   Let's get the fucking speed limit   that the road is supposed to be,   and let's fucking get on.  

But you're right. It's gonna take two   two to six months for them to pick up the fucking cones   easily.   But, yeah, the construction   just North of Hamilton is complete.  

[00:56:33] Duuude-Ron :

Well, how about that?  

[00:56:35] Unknown:

They've been working on that, what, now for four   years?   Something like that?   Oh, and they even paved   the the main   road   through Hamilton   up to   the downtown   area.   Nice.   Because if you I don't know if you ever remember driving it, and it was fucking, like,   driving through the fucking   pot row potholes   from hell.   Yeah. They got all   paved,   you know, through Hamilton   up to downtown.   So that was my,   just to let you know, type aspect because   you like to venture down that road every once in a while. Yep.  

[00:57:19] Rich Chelson:

Once it costs a year?  

[00:57:21] Unknown:

Once it costs a year. Yeah.   Well, we'll see if the cones are still there when you come down in once, you know, roughly   September time frame.   But if they come down earlier than that, I'll let you know   to where you can do, you know, 70 miles an hour all the way through.   No. 75.  

[00:57:38] Rich Chelson:

Be nice.   Oh, actually,   well, at least they got about to up to 75.  

[00:57:45] Unknown:

Yeah. As soon as the construction   ends going north,   it's a 75 mile an hour road.   So   we'll see if they put it at 75 or   reduce it down to 65. Who knows what they're gonna do?   All I know is they need to fucking pick up the goddamn cones.   That's all they need to do.   So that was my insight for the day.  

[00:58:08] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   It's good to know.  

[00:58:11] Unknown:

It's always good to know if you wanna venture down 36.  

[00:58:14] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.  

[00:58:16] Unknown:

And it's smooth.   Man, the road is smooth   for about   well, it'll start caving in in about,   oh, probably this time next year. It'll start caving in the ruts   for driving.  

[00:58:31] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.   When it gets hot enough, yeah, they'll definitely,   they'll,   they'll start getting ruts in the road about   Yeah. Yeah. Running all the way up about Hidden Valley about,   about this time next year.   Yeah.  

[00:58:49] Unknown:

So here's another one for you guys to think about.   Yeah. I should probably draw it and put it in the chat.   As a matter of fact, I think I will.  

[00:58:59] Duuude-Ron :

This is gonna be Don't just leave us hanging, man.  

[00:59:02] Unknown:

Well, I'm not gonna leave you hanging.   Let me get a piece of paper.   This is   the perfect   you know, how many most states, how many letters can you have on a custom license plate?  

[00:59:15] Duuude-Ron :

The what?  

[00:59:16] Unknown:

How many letters can you have on a custom license plate for most states?  

[00:59:21] Duuude-Ron :

I would, I believe, seven.  

[00:59:24] Unknown:

Seven. Right?   So   this one is for   see if she can decide for   let me get a clearer picture.   There we go. Come on, phone.   Alright.   Let me go back   into the chat   and see if you guys can't   decipher this   if a guy with a man bun   owns a Cybertruck.  

[00:59:54] Rich Chelson:

They would for a little while, but now, no.  

[00:59:58] Duuude-Ron :

They were what?   I'm lost.  

[01:00:01] Unknown:

So this is the license plate.   I'm thinking   that a guy that has a man bun that owns a Bugly truck. Fiber truck   would have as a license plate.   And it is spelled out FGLYTRK.  

[01:00:20] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I don't think most states would allow that because states don't allow   any type of vulgarity in license plates. Unless they get really creative at it. You're right. That's true. Really creative. Yeah. Most states are like, oh, hell no.  

[01:00:34] Unknown:

Yep.   So did you guy you guys figured it out? Oh, yeah. Ugly truck. Yeah. Fucking ugly truck. Yep.   Yep.   FGLYTRK.   That just popped in my head the other day. It's like, man, that would be the perfect fucking license plate for a second truck.   So,   yeah, you're right. You definitely if you wanna have   any type of   even thinking about vulgarity   on a license plate, yes, you have to get   very creative.  

[01:01:10] Duuude-Ron :

And it's still almost impossible.   I I think I think in in since I've been driving since because I had my I've had my license since I was 16.   I think I've only seen one plate   that   could be construed   as a vulgar plate   out of all the ones I've seen.  

[01:01:30] Unknown:

You know? And, yeah, that's very true. I saw one.   It's been a couple   years ago, I think.   And   and I don't even remember   what the   objective   was   of the word that they used.   But   I was looking at it and wrote it down   and was thinking about it.   They had actually spelled   the word   partially with numbers,   and it was in reverse.   Okay.   But I don't remember what the license plate said. I just remember that once I figured out to read it backwards   from right to left,   I got the message.   Right. I thought it was cool.   I'm like, yeah.   Somebody got through the system.  

But, yeah, that was pretty cool.   Anybody watch the,   the army the two hundred and fiftieth   anniversary   of the United States Army, the parade in DC?  

[01:02:37] Duuude-Ron :

No. That didn't work.  

[01:02:40] Unknown:

Didn't? Oh, okay.   They're estimating that that cost between   40 and $75,000,000   to have.   So and, you know, when they said that figure,   and it was one of these   liberal   news channels that was is up in arms. You know, they're trying to get all this waste, fraud, and abuse,   and then the president spends 40 to $75,000,000   on this parade.   And when they said the figures, I'm like, you know,   I could definitely understand that because they will have had to   truck in   all of the   the vehicles because I don't know how many   Abrams tanks they had. They had   a couple of m 80 eights,   quite a few Foxes, Bradleys,   and a lot of those came from Fort Hood.  

So   all of those had to be trucked   trucked in.   I mean, it's,   well, shit. The one trailer that I saw in Abrams on had   six no.   Eight axles on the back,   and it was one of those heavy haul trailers   where it had the two or three axles in the front,   and then, of course, it had three rear axles for the tractor itself.   So I know you guys know what I'm talking about, but it was one of those heavy haul trailers.  

[01:04:10] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It's an RGN.  

[01:04:12] Unknown:

Okay. I never knew the name of them. What's RGN stand for?  

[01:04:17] Duuude-Ron :

That I don't know. I just know it's an RGN.   And,   Yeah. A lot of times, back axles have   three axles, and then upfront,   they have, like, two or three axles. But   they're, they're designed to haul   things that are well over   a 100,000 pounds.  

[01:04:37] Unknown:

Yeah. And Abrams being 67   tons.  

[01:04:42] Duuude-Ron :

So Yeah. But And all the troops that they go ahead. I was gonna say, how do you know all that stuff came from Fort Hood? Because, I mean, they've got tanks and stuff like that in, in other bases,   probably closer.  

[01:04:58] Unknown:

Well,   Benning   does not because Ben Fort Benning is all light.   Fort Bragg   is all light.   There's no mechanized at, Fort Bragg.   Now they no. Even Fort Drum is is light units. It's not mechanized.   Okay.   Yeah. Well, they could've probably bought some from Fort Knox because Fort Knox is   armory.  

[01:05:25] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   So I mean, I mean, either way I mean, okay. Yeah. You know,   I get what you're saying,   but   and,   yeah, I just I just I just typed it up, and the NPR   is saying between 25 and 45,000,000.   But yeah. Okay. Yeah. How much money is spent   or wasted   on all the other shit   still? Oh, yeah. Still today. I mean I mean, they're just saying something, you know, because,   you know, oh, we're   we're cutting waste, but but we're spending this.   What have y'all done in, you know, for the last, you know, for the eight years of Obama,   you know, Bush, Obama,   since all the presidents?  

You know? What the hell?  

[01:06:15] Unknown:

Yep.   Oh,   I get it. You know? I and I have no problems.   And because I watched the parade. It was fucking   it was cool.   They   they had   units from   pretty much all of   the bases.   They had them, let's see, drum, brag,   bedding, hood,   knocks,   bliss.   You know, pretty much every unit was represented   at,   for a division level unit.   But they started with the   the first the first group of soldiers   had on   colonial   uniforms,   and then they went, you know, by war. They had them from the civil uniforms from the civil war,   World War one, two, Vietnam,   Korea,   Iraq.  

So as well as all the units that just had representatives   that was in normal uniform.   But, yeah, it was about   oh,   that parade was about two hours long.  

[01:07:25] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I didn't even know   it was being televised. I had heard   heard a blip or something,   like, the week before, and   I didn't even know it was being televised.  

[01:07:37] Unknown:

Yep.  

[01:07:38] Duuude-Ron :

And as far as I know, that's been the only   parade of that type in America.  

[01:07:45] Rich Chelson:

Now they did it,   one time of,   or did it here recently.   I think, like, I think, actually, Trump's last last,   term.  

[01:07:57] Unknown:

Yeah. Wasn't it the marines?  

[01:08:00] Rich Chelson:

Had something It was for another another,   birthday of some sort.  

[01:08:04] Unknown:

Yeah. I think it if I'm not mistaken, I think it was marines.   Now, of course, it wasn't, you know, nearly as big, but, yeah,   I think it was the marines that had that had the parade   when term when Trump was in his first term,   which is great. I think they should all fucking have a parade.  

[01:08:22] Rich Chelson:

But, of course, you're gonna have all these people that fucking  

[01:08:25] Unknown:

of course, there was anti Trump   people at the parade. It's like,   if you're anti Trump,   why the fuck are you even coming   to the parade?   Right?   So that means you're supporting the parade?   Because if you don't like Trump and you're a hater, why did you even come in the first place?   And, of course, they got   a lot of those people got punked by the, you know, the crowd that was there because they support the military,   support Trump, and you know?   Right. I think it's great.   But, yeah, it was it was a excellent parade.   They had they had some of the newer vehicles since   since I've retired   that they have out now that's all the Up Armor.  

I can't remember the   what the name of the vehicle is. It's almost   as big as a deuce and a half was,   but the bottom   is shaped like a v,   and it's all the armor that they use for the Abrams.   But it was like it   it was more of a scout vehicle,   but I don't remember what the vehicle is.   So that's my second thought of the day.  

[01:09:44] Duuude-Ron :

You've had quite a few actually this evening.  

[01:09:46] Unknown:

Yeah. And you know why and you know why that is?   No. Why? Please, employ I fucking wrote them down.  

[01:09:56] Duuude-Ron :

There you go, dude.  

[01:09:59] Unknown:

I fucking wrote them down   just so that   you know, for   the podcast, it's like   you know,   usually,   when I gotta get on, it's like, I got nothing to fucking say because I didn't write anything down.   You know, this time I got   a whole fucking page.  

[01:10:17] Rich Chelson:

Dang. Shit that that I wrote down  

[01:10:21] Unknown:

so I could   remember it.  

[01:10:24] Rich Chelson:

So what do y'all think about,   about the what's happening over in Iran?  

[01:10:29] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I   I haven't really read up on it, but kind of I have.   The Iran leader  

[01:10:36] Rich Chelson:

Ayatollah Khamenei?   Ayatollah?  

[01:10:39] Duuude-Ron :

Saying saying he's   he's not gonna surrender anything.   It's I don't know.  

[01:10:46] Unknown:

Well, there was also a news blip it that if   The United States   gets involved,   he's going to target all of   the military   installation or fobs   or operating bases   that we currently have in the region.   Doesn't matter what country it's in because we got   mobs   in UA. We got them in Saudi Arabia.   You know?   They showed a map   of where they're all at, and the I Ayatollah says,   if The United States gets involved,   we are going to   attack every single one of those   locations.   Doesn't matter what country they're in. Like, yeah. Okay. Do that.   You're right. He's just gonna piss off.  

You know?  

[01:11:38] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. He yeah. He he don't wanna do that. I I guarantee you he don't.  

[01:11:44] Unknown:

You're right. He doesn't wanna do that, but the that's the statement that he made. Well And But, he will make that rent a parking lot.   Yeah. It probably needs to be a parking lot.   But   Benjamin Netanyahu   is,   I can't say begging, but he's saying The United States needs to   get involved.   Well known, motherfucker. This is your war.   You get involved.   Hold on here. Get involved.  

[01:12:16] Duuude-Ron :

Hold on here. Hold on here, dude.   Since Israel is a part of NATO   and we're a part of NATO, and a lot of other countries are a part of NATO,   one of the rules in NATO   is that   the rest of NATO,   the NATO countries,   have to come to the aid.  

[01:12:36] Unknown:

Then every fucking country   that is a NATO representative better fucking get some people there.   Well, that's When's the last time you when's the last time you seen Germany   helping in a NATO   effort? I've seen   them.  

[01:12:52] Duuude-Ron :

I I don't know. Is, Germany in NATO?  

[01:12:55] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. They are. Yeah. Europe.   Mhmm.   Most of the countries in Europe are in NATO.   Right. So you have Belgium. You have   France, Italy,   Spain.   When's the last time you seen any of those soldiers   from those countries   helping out the allies?   I don't remember fucking seeing any of them.  

[01:13:19] Rich Chelson:

Well, they're   that's the that's kinda what Trump was carrying on about as to why he was talking about having The US just pull out of NATO completely   is because they haven't   most of the, countries   that are part of NATO haven't haven't kept up to their side of the bargain.  

[01:13:39] Unknown:

Exactly right.   And   a far cry   from any type of   financial help and or   responsibility,   none of the countries have, but except for The United States.  

[01:13:54] Rich Chelson:

Oh, that's exactly what he was carrying on about. It was like, no. Y'all need to start   start pulling y'all's, y'all's   y'all's agreement, which was supposed to only be something like 3%, which isn't much, but, you know, it's supposed to be   not supposed to be all that all that much, but yet they   they sat around and   and hemmed and hawed because   beforehand, they didn't have to.   Yep.  

[01:14:21] Unknown:

Yep. They need to start loading up their end of the fucking   what they signed in for.   Not just The United States being the world's police.   Everybody else needs to help the fuck out, but they don't.   We'll see what comes of,   you know, Israel and Iran.  

[01:14:41] Duuude-Ron :

You know, honestly, I don't give two shits because   whatever happens   is going to happen,   and we can't stop it. So why worry about it?  

[01:14:51] Unknown:

You know? Yeah. I agree with that. I'm not I mean, I was worried, but it's like,   we just don't need to fucking get into another goddamn war.  

[01:15:00] Duuude-Ron :

But see, that's the thing.   How does that affect you? Because   you're not in the military   no more, so so   it it it won't affect you. You know what I mean?  

[01:15:11] Unknown:

You're right.   It won't affect me, but I tell you what.   As   being a casualty assistance officer,   yeah,   I've seen the effects of what it does.  

[01:15:22] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I know. And I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not trying to make that, you know,   you know, a bad thing in any way, shape, or form, but, you know,   life's gonna happen how life's gonna happen.   And Yeah.   You know,   worrying about it, which is what people are doing,   does no good   for them   because it just worrying about shit that that you have no control over just takes away your peace   is all it does. Right.   That's exactly what it does. It takes away your peace,   and   a lot of people go through life and can't function   because, oh my god, the world's going to shit. Well, the world's been going to shit since the beginning of time,   since Adam and Eve. So, you know, I mean, we're still around. We're still going. So   you know what? Live your life. Enjoy your life.  

And   if it affects you in your house,   then step in and take something.   Do something about it. Other than that,   whatever.   Yeah. I think Seriously, that's I I mean, a lot of people have asked me, you know, not just y'all, you know, other people. They've they've asked me, and it's like, I don't give two fucks.   I don't   care because I can't do nothing about it. I'm not in the military.   Yes. It sucks   that that,   you know, there's a slight chance   that,   you know,   we might step in   to help Israel. Okay? If we do, we do.   But you can't worry about it because   it hasn't happened for one. And after it happens,   you still can't worry about it because   it doesn't affect you.  

That's why I don't I don't give two shits about this stuff anymore.   I mean, I do I do I do kinda keep up on it   and just because, but it's it's I'm like, okay. Whatever. I'm a smoke my cigarettes, drink my coffee, and drive my Jeep. You fuck with that, then we got a problem.  

[01:17:26] Unknown:

Yeah. I'm just saying we don't need any more fucking wars for a while.   We just need to stay the fuck out.  

[01:17:32] Duuude-Ron :

You know?   Again, I don't care what they do   because it doesn't affect me.   Well   Dude, look at it. Wars wars are gonna happen.  

[01:17:43] Unknown:

Yeah. You're right. It's  

[01:17:45] Duuude-Ron :

I mean, World War two   World War two, Korea, and Vietnam happened in a very short amount of time frame.   Okay? Then we had a pause, then we had   the Gulf War, and then Iraq, Afghan   or Iraq, Afghanistan, and all those.   Okay?   And it's just   if it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen.   You can't worry about it. Whether   whether we need to go to war or don't need to go to war is not even a factor.   We don't need to go to war. I don't advocate for war   unless someone comes on our soil and fucks with us or fucks with one of our ISIS or embassies or whatnot, then, yeah, we go annihilate them.   But other than that,   I don't care.  



[01:18:32] Unknown:

Well   and that's exactly what I'm saying. Until it comes   here   on our soil,   why should The United States get involved?  

[01:18:42] Duuude-Ron :

You know   what? It's politics, man. It's politics. Know it is. It's You're right. It is politics. Thing is the thing is,   this type of shit right here is what sparks conversations   like this. And and in my eyes, okay,   not not saying nothing about you, but in my eyes, this is a pointless conversation   because we can't do anything about it.   You know? So so so why   why even   give it an ounce of thought   and take away from the way you live your life? And I'm not saying you personally because   there's people out here as we've seen the Libtards,   you know, worry about all all this shit and say,   well, like, say, what was it? This was a year or two ago. I read something where a couple a married couple oh, when a when a Trump got elected to office,   they had said   in an article or whatnot   that they had to get a a divorce because they could not deal   with the fact that Trump got back into office.  

Now how how   small   are you   willing to give up   on a marriage   because   of someone else   doing something that   didn't affect them?   You know? I mean, that's sad.   That's those are sad individuals.  

[01:20:08] Unknown:

Right. Yeah. If one is a conservative and one's a liberal and  

[01:20:13] Duuude-Ron :

you know? No. They they were both libtards.   They were both liberals.  

[01:20:18] Unknown:

And they got a divorce because Trump came back into office.  

[01:20:22] Duuude-Ron :

Yes, sir.  

[01:20:23] Rich Chelson:

That's what it said. They thought that they were not gonna be allowed to be married.  

[01:20:27] Duuude-Ron :

I mean, I don't I I mean, it didn't it didn't it didn't go into major detail like that, but still, people like that, you know, are they let someone else   dictate   their life, dictate what they think, dictate how they feel,   dictate how they treat other people. Why are you gonna let someone   control your mind like that?   Like like like this Iran and Israel thing and and and the possibility of The US going to war.   You're letting the narrative control what you think and what you feel.   Why are you doing that?   You know, a lot of people are like this.   And that's that's where that's where it's like, no. I'm I'm not giving these   these events, these people, the right the rent in my head. I do that with enough other people in my head.  

I've been trying to kick them out too.   But  

[01:21:22] Unknown:

To include this to include the spare voices?  

[01:21:26] Duuude-Ron :

I'm trying, but, man, that's hard. I'm telling you right now. That's fucking hard,   trying to kick the voices out of my head.   I ain't gonna lie. That's that's hard.   Yeah. It is. I've kicked one or two, but   they still sneak in every now and again.  

[01:21:44] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[01:21:45] Unknown:

But And you know what's really,   really bad?   If your kids   are home taught   and there is a parent teacher conference   and it gets physical,   there's something wrong.  

[01:22:01] Duuude-Ron :

Right?  

[01:22:04] Unknown:

That'd be just like in the movie Liar Liar, and he's in the bathroom. What are you doing?   I'm kicking my ass.   Yeah. I heard that a long time ago.   So what's your thought for today there, Brian, other than your zucchini   and   salmon   fry?  

[01:22:25] Rich Chelson:

Yep. Sam no.   It's   oh, thought is just I mean,   I don't know.   Have you even started eating it yet? Oh, hell yeah. I've already ate. I've done that.  

[01:22:37] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   That's good.   Yeah.   Did you enjoy your creations?  

[01:22:44] Rich Chelson:

Oh, they're very tasty. Yes.  

[01:22:46] Unknown:

Oh, good.  

[01:22:47] Rich Chelson:

It's very much crumbly umptious.  

[01:22:49] Unknown:

Crumbly umptious.  

[01:22:51] Duuude-Ron :

Haven't heard that word in a while.  

[01:22:53] Unknown:

Yeah. It's been a it's been a little while.  

[01:22:56] Rich Chelson:

Probably just like I mean,  

[01:22:58] Unknown:

probably just like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.  

[01:23:02] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   So what else you got? Well, the sound of it is something quite atrocious.   But   No.   Oh, I mean, I was trying to think what else is what else to talk about because, I mean   Well, I think thing is just watching watching how I ran.   And I got I got what you're saying, and I'm not worried about it.   I just find it fascinating the the   how everything   how it all unfolded. I mean, I like the fact that   for one,   sixty days before the attack began,   Trump was saying, I'm giving you sixty days.   Come to the if you're serious,   come to the to the the bargaining table. We're gonna sit down.  

We're gonna talk things out like adults. We're gonna get this thing worked out.   And   we're gonna, you know, we're gonna have we're gonna come to an agreement.   We're gonna bargain ourselves.   Iran,   no. Not doing it. Not doing it. We're gonna keep we're gonna keep doing our, doing our nuclear weapon program. We're gonna keep doing that.   Not gonna not gonna listen to what you have to say and   kept kept at it and kept at it and kept on it and kept saying, you've got until the end until the end. You've got until this time,  

[01:24:21] Unknown:

and if you don't, you're gonna regret it. And they  

[01:24:24] Rich Chelson:

didn't I guess they were just used to hearing hear Biden talk or whatever because they were just like, yeah. Whatever. Yeah. I don't care. You you don't you're not saying anything.   And then come the 60   first day.   I mean,   pretty much second afterwards, that's when when   Israel launched   launched off into,   into into their attack. So, I mean,   it was a it was a beautiful sight to to see how how well that thing   just  

[01:24:57] Unknown:

surgically take it. I mean, like, the head I think it was the head scientist for the nuclear program.   He walked into his house, like, two minutes   before they attacked and hit that house.   Yeah.   I mean, just   everybody there knew where everybody was and where they were gonna be, do the itineraries   down to the I obviously, down to the second and just struck, struck, struck, struck.   And, I mean,   it's   fascinating. I love how   how Israel is   as  

[01:25:33] Rich Chelson:

powerful of a of a   force as they are.  

[01:25:37] Unknown:

And, yeah, you've got everybody else, all the, all the folks who are   against what   Israel is, and they want the, you know, the two state solution, which   Palestine has proven time and time again that they don't give a shit about the two state solution.   And everybody everybody else thinks Palestine's, you know, nothing but a bunch of troublemakers. That's why Jordan didn't let   Palestinians in. That's why Egypt doesn't let Palestinians   in. They're a bunch of troublemakers. They're they're,   you know, they   Israel tries to help them, and   and they go around, turn around, and, you know, try to  

[01:26:18] Rich Chelson:

try to poke Israel in the eye. And so they finally have just they after October 7, they were like, you know what?   You little shits have had enough fun.   It's time for daddy to come home, and we'll put and and show you what's what's for.   And through all that, you saw Iran come and strike and strike and strike again, and   they've been working their heart their little hearts out to to get a nuclear weapon.   And,   apparently, they someone thinks they were   maybe not exactly two weeks, but that was the the word that they kept using is they've got two weeks till they get a, till they get a weapon.  

[01:26:58] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had read that in an article. And and, also, I ran under the one of the previous,   papers or treaties, whatever you wanna call it. They were supposed to let inspectors in. Well, they had stopped doing that as well. That was in an article.   Law. You know? So so, I mean, this and and you see, that's the thing. The freaking liberals are trying to spin it   that that, oh, you know, this is all Israel's fault or Trump's fault, and it's not. It's Iran.   Because if you know, like you said,   you know, Iran's trying to rush to   you know, even though they say they're not doing a nuclear program for missiles, yeah, that's bullshit.  



[01:27:40] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Every country lies about that shit. Right. Hey. I'm gonna I'm gonna need to hop off for a quick second. I need to see what Jennifer   Martinson's   wife is is needing.   So I'll I'll be back here. I'll make sure that I don't drop y'all this time.  

[01:27:57] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.  

[01:27:57] Unknown:

Alright. That would be nice. Yeah.  

[01:28:00] Rich Chelson:

Talk to you in a sec.  

[01:28:02] Unknown:

Alright.   Are you still there, Rich?  

[01:28:05] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. I'm still here. Alright. So am I.   You did drop us.  

[01:28:11] Unknown:

We didn't get dropped like a hot potato.  

[01:28:14] Duuude-Ron :

No. That that was, what, a couple weeks ago, I think.   Couple, three weeks ago.  

[01:28:20] Unknown:

Was that for  

[01:28:22] Duuude-Ron :

When,   when a brain dropped us   by accident.  

[01:28:27] Unknown:

Yeah. No. It's been  

[01:28:30] Duuude-Ron :

Or a month?  

[01:28:31] Unknown:

Yeah. That's usually been a month ago. Yeah.   Yeah. That's easily been a month ago. It's not longer.  

[01:28:39] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Because they're because yeah. Yeah. I think I had to,   I don't well,   I don't remember having two yeah. No. No. No. I yeah. I remember. I did have to   squeeze two files together   from, you know, the first part, and then and then with Brian.   Then when we jumped back on, had that other recording.  

[01:29:02] Unknown:

Yeah.   Yeah. That's always That was a while before   that was a while before   my trip down to,   Mississippi.   Yeah.   So  

[01:29:14] Duuude-Ron :

No. No. That was just recently, dude.   Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before you came down. That's right. Yeah. That was   that was before you came down.  

[01:29:24] Unknown:

Yeah. My brain's all screwed up right now. We know that. And we will not   we will not fault you for that   in any way, shape, or form. We will not fault you for that, but we will fucking sit here and laugh about it like a motherfucker.  

[01:29:41] Duuude-Ron :

Right?   Well, I very much appreciate you for not following me, Fred.  

[01:29:47] Unknown:

For not what?  

[01:29:48] Duuude-Ron :

For   for not faulting me.  

[01:29:51] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. We we know that ain't ever gonna change. We we'll just, you know, sit there and laugh,   you know, because   as as friends,   if you fall down and hurt yourself, what's the first thing I'm gonna fucking do? You're gonna laugh. Get my I'm gonna laugh, and then I'm gonna get my phone out.   I'm gonna start taking pictures, and then I'm gonna do video.   And then maybe,   you know, we'll think about   trying to get you some, like,   EMS   support   or, you know,  

[01:30:26] Duuude-Ron :

something No. You within that realm. Knowing you, you just walk to your Jeep, come back with a tiny little Band Aid and say, here, fix it.  

[01:30:35] Unknown:

Well, I do have a couple of first aid kits in the Jeep. So and you have I and I get and I bought you a couple of first aid kits. So out of all of that,   I think that we could   maybe   do a little something.   And then, you know, we'll we'll just turn around and start laughing again, but, you know, hey.   That'd be funny. I don't care who you are. That that shit would be funny.  

[01:31:01] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It would be.   Right.  

[01:31:04] Unknown:

You know, but what we were talking about a minute ago with   with Iran and then and the, nuclear inspections, shit, that was when fucking   Bush was in office.  

[01:31:16] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. They've   they've been no. No. This is just recent.   Yeah. It yeah. It started with Bush   and and and all like that, but   but and   Iran's been playing by the rules   until just recently.   And for some reason, they've they've decided to stop playing by the rules.   So   Israel's like, alright.   We got you. Hold my beer.   And this is why we're at where we're at.   So Yeah.   You know? I don't know. It just I I mean,   you know, like I said, you know,   well, I read something on Facebook. It says   says worrying or stressing,   however you wanna call it, I mean, whatever word you wanna use or even even really giving it any type of thought,   it doesn't take away tomorrow's problems. It only takes away today's peace.  

And I read that, and I was like, wow. That's true.   Because that's exactly what it does.   Because the problem's still there tomorrow,   but you just had a shitty day today   because,   you know, it was on your mind. You worried about it. You know? And and   I'm not saying just with, you know, what's going on in the world or, you know, The US or whatnot,   you know, in our own personal daily lives, like me with my Jeep, you know, in a title situation.   Again, that was my mess up.   Yeah.   You know,   how much peace have I taken away from myself   by worrying about that? Quite a fucking bit.  

Say it's say it's something I gotta work on.  

[01:33:01] Unknown:

Yeah. Because,   you know, again, that is something that has   and even though it was your fault and   with the information that you   stared at   15 different ways,   and it still didn't   connect.   And then all of a sudden, it it   connected   so that   you   know? But, yeah, I I know how frustrating   it has been for you.  

[01:33:33] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It yeah. It is. I mean, I mean, I've I've   I've learned to live with a lot of it, you know, because I mean   I mean, you know, I'm not saying,   yes, I could drive because I've seen I've seen many cars with no license plates or   expired plates. And Brian's back.  

[01:33:53] Rich Chelson:

I am. I am.   Yeah. No. That was that was   our buddy, Scott. He was he's   he's in the hospital, but for for an illness, not not anything   Okay. Good. But, he was   he was just kinda wanting to wanting to make sure that I knew what was, what was going on. So if you saw anything about,   about him being in the hospital or anything to you know so we didn't go off and go, oh god. No. No. Why didn't he call us? You know?  

[01:34:24] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Right. Because   you know you know  

[01:34:28] Rich Chelson:

we would've. Oh, well, yeah. He would he'd be inundated with phone calls upon phone calls. Everybody'd be calling.   What? What? What? What? You need you know what?   Right. It is apparently, he said he'd been sick for about a week now   and just really couldn't keep anything down.   He's   managed some really   weak   oatmeal   couple three days ago,   and and then other than that, nothing else.   And   and so they said   or he said that   about an hour, two hours ago,   Jen came home from from being out and about, and   he was he was laid out on the floor, passed out. So   Oh, wow. So they were like, alright. Well, they tried taking them to the hospital again to see if we can get the hospital to to take it seriously. So   so yeah. Right.  



[01:35:27] Unknown:

Yeah. It's amazing how   hospitals and you know, this is just   a general   state.   Hospitals   don't take you serious   insurance.  

[01:35:41] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:35:43] Unknown:

Which is   yeah. Our insurance our fucking health care is so fucked up in this country.  

[01:35:50] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Does have a tendency to be.  

[01:35:55] Unknown:

Thanks to Big Pharma.  

[01:35:57] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.   Gonna have they're gonna   they're gonna alleviate the symptoms, but they ain't gonna cure you.  

[01:36:05] Unknown:

No. That would be   you know, what happened to the days   in the depression   when fucking doctors   made house calls?   And that was up until, what, fifties or something like that? I don't know. Fifty sixties,  

[01:36:21] Rich Chelson:

seventies.  

[01:36:22] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, no. I when I was growing up, we had a doctor to make house calls.   Not all the time, but   I don't Yeah. Okay. More often than not.  

[01:36:33] Unknown:

And roughly what year was that   ish?  

[01:36:36] Duuude-Ron :

Early eighties.  

[01:36:38] Unknown:

Really? Yep. Wow.   Surprisingly  

[01:36:41] Duuude-Ron :

We had an old country doctor at an office just down from our house, and, normally, we'd go to him because, I mean, we were spitting distance from his literally, you can almost spit and hit his office.   But,   I I think there's once maybe twice.   He   he would come make a house call.  

[01:37:02] Unknown:

Well, that's cool.  

[01:37:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:37:04] Rich Chelson:

You know, it's And that's actually something fairly interesting because you have so many people who,   you know, they they wonder about or they think something is,   you know,   been years and years and years since something ever and something that since something   stopped,   stopped being done, like like, you know,   house calls and and the milkman.   Yeah. And be surprised it's been in our   in our lifetime,   still had milk men running around.  

[01:37:37] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Yeah.   I mean, it wasn't it wasn't as, prevalent as the fifties and sixties, of course. Right.   Yeah. A lot of towns still had milk delivered to their door   in glass jars.   Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, it's   I mean, you see, though, that's the thing. You know, we you know,   because   we're all about the same age, give or take. You know? Right? Yeah. And so   so we still don't see ourselves as old, really. Hell, no. You know? And, you know, so so when we hear some you know, when when we think old, we think the fifties or sixties, because that's seventy five years ago.   You know? And most people think of old as eighties.  



[01:38:24] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, it's like that,   all that meme that's been going around of if   Marty McFly went back in time in in,   today,   he would actually go back into the eighties.  

[01:38:39] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. See, and that's   that still blows my mind because   I   you know, the eighties, that's not that that long ago. No. That was just forty years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Don't remind me, dude.  

[01:38:55] Unknown:

I don't know if I dropped out or  

[01:38:57] Rich Chelson:

No. No. You're sure. I  

[01:38:59] Unknown:

I missed half that conversation.   Oh.   After Marnie Marnie   McFly   went  

[01:39:09] Rich Chelson:

Went back in time. In the future. Yeah. The fifth best time. Yeah. And that's that's all I that's all I heard. Oh, well, when he went back in time, it was he went back into the fifties.   Yeah.   Well, that would be, like actually,   in the eighties, it went back in the fifties. That means that today,   Marty Rick Fly would go back into the nineties.  

[01:39:31] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, you know what? Thank you very much for pointing that out.  

[01:39:37] Duuude-Ron :

I said the same thing, dude.  

[01:39:39] Unknown:

How very   observant   of him.  

[01:39:43] Duuude-Ron :

But yeah. No. It just yeah. It's crazy that,   that,   you know, I mean, we don't think of the eighties as being old, but everyone else does.  

[01:39:54] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. The younger whippersnappers think   hear that. You know?   Right.   Now nowadays, it is   you know, you hear people back in the eighties, and that was   the people who went through the depression.  

[01:40:10] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[01:40:13] Unknown:

Oh, I see.  

[01:40:15] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's, I mean, that's just as just as scary. I mean, granted,   that's probably one of my most favorite   eras   of of his of US history   is the Great Depression era. Yeah. And that's just because   you got to see   how   resilient   people are.   Yeah. You got to learn   why   our great grandparents   did what our great grandparents did.  

[01:40:46] Duuude-Ron :

Like, wash your aluminum foil.  

[01:40:50] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm. You know? Wash your aluminum foil.   You quilt you made quilts   while you, turn your cups upside down into the cupboard.   Yeah. You know? Why did they do that? Keep the dirt out.  

[01:41:04] Unknown:

Yep. Oh, okay.  

[01:41:06] Rich Chelson:

That that was more prevalent than the Dust Bowl area.  

[01:41:09] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. Okay. Now I get it. I was raised up doing that in our house. Oh. Yeah. Yep.   I believe that yeah. It's just something we did.  

[01:41:19] Rich Chelson:

I had some friends here from the North, and   apparently, they they're like, well, why are you putting why are you putting your the mouth of your the glass down on the dirty part of the cabinet?   It's like, so you don't get dirt in there.  

[01:41:32] Unknown:

And see, with what you just said, Rich,   is, yeah, you remember that,   but   where did   and doing that,   but where did it stem from?   You know, your parents' grandparents.   Yep.   And what era were they in?   You know? Close to the Great Depression.  

[01:41:55] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[01:41:56] Unknown:

So that's just one of those things   that tribal   knowledge.  

[01:42:03] Rich Chelson:

Yep. I   mean, my mom, she was raised   by my great grandma grandmother   for for a good portion of her life. And so,   yeah, she was when it came to   came to to   that type of information. I mean, it was basically firsthand my granddad   still   when all the way up to to the year he died, which is in ninety one,   ninety one, ninety two.   It was   he was always   doing   huge   gardens.  

[01:42:38] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Oh, yeah.   My my grandfather did the same thing.   We did too.  

[01:42:44] Rich Chelson:

I mean, he had he had beehives so that to   to do all the pollinating and stuff. But, yeah, I mean, it was   he had a little he had a little operation going on, little   little Ford tractor that he would put it around on whenever it's time   to do all the planting.   He would he would disc it up and then   go out there and start planting.  

[01:43:08] Unknown:

Now granted my yard,   I could have a small garden if I wanted to,   but even my backyard is   small   compared to my friends that the one that does all the peppers.   And he's always got, like, about   300   pepper plants   growing right now  

[01:43:31] Rich Chelson:

in either pot Oh, no. That's Light crop this year.   Yeah.   300.   Wow.  

[01:43:39] Unknown:

And then, of course, he's got   freaking   tomatoes.   He's got several he's got squash. He's got   zucchini.   Hell, I can't remember everything of what he   is growing, but he has a backyard to be able to support that. Right.   You know, hell, Rich could probably   he could probably open up his own vegetable stand   with all the land you got in the backyard.  

[01:44:08] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah. Probably could easily.   Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't. I mean, it wouldn't take much till it up and,   yeah, I could   I could plant quite a bit.  

[01:44:19] Unknown:

But you're not going to. No. Probably not.  

[01:44:24] Duuude-Ron :

Probably not.  

[01:44:26] Unknown:

Yeah. And why did your dad do that, Brian, and granddad do that?  

[01:44:30] Rich Chelson:

Well, they could   they could take care of themselves.  

[01:44:34] Unknown:

Exactly.   And what do you think are the percentages   now   of people that could truly   take care of themselves?  

[01:44:45] Rich Chelson:

I think probably about,   I'd say about   40%.  

[01:44:52] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Because, actually, a lot of younger people are   Are starting to pick that up. Yeah. Plant their own gardens and, you know, bees and stuff like that.   Not plant bees, but have beehives.  

[01:45:05] Unknown:

We know we know what you're saying. Like, a yeah. There's I've seen some stuff that has, you know, community gardens.   Right. And where there was one.   I   I saw it on a YouTube video where   it was a veteran,   and he was getting   cited or sued   from the city   because he took,   basically, an abandoned   lot   that was, like, two doors down from his house.   Never house been,   built on it. It was just a land   piece of land that was going to,   you know, waste.   So he,   you know, trimmed it down, got it   accessible,   and turned it into a community   garden,   and the city wanted to sue him.  



[01:46:06] Duuude-Ron :

Did he buy it? Was it his, or was it still the city? No.  

[01:46:11] Unknown:

You know, that I don't know what what the situation was.   It was not the soldier's   land,   but he   took it upon himself   to   have something productive   with that piece of land   instead of just letting it sit there   and and started a community garden.  

[01:46:37] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Which yeah. No. That's awesome.  

[01:46:40] Unknown:

It it is.   But then the city wants to freaking   sue them and take them to court.   Oh, yeah. It's like, what why?   Because And there was a lot of yeah. And there was a lot of families   that had started   within this little certain place,   you know, just started,   you know, planting vegetables.   Okay.   So that they don't have to fucking buy them at the store.   You know? Hello?   God forbid.   But   but it it was   it went in the soldier's favor   that he didn't you know, he was allowed to keep that   as a community   garden,   for his neighborhood.  

[01:47:27] Duuude-Ron :

That's cool.  

[01:47:28] Unknown:

Yeah.   Because the, you know, the lot was just overgrown. Well, fucking use it productively. Hey. That's great.   Don't fucking,   you know, penalize   don't penalize a kid, you know, for trying to do something productive. That's what our fucking   you know, unfortunately, a lot of places within our country has fucking gotten to.  

[01:47:53] Duuude-Ron :

Well, actually, that say that's the thing.   We as citizens   have allowed it to get that way by Yeah. By not paying attention. Voted it to be that way.  

[01:48:02] Rich Chelson:

Uh-huh. We just didn't who said we voted for it to be that way. The problem is we didn't we weren't paying attention to what the hell we were actually voting for.   Right. We're just, oh, it's for our safety. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that.   We wanna make sure we're we're safe and secure. Well, no. It's not because for your safety.   That's there's a very big reason why   Ben Franklin said if   those who give up, that's liberty   and for, for safety and security   deserve not in deserving   get neither.  

[01:48:38] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[01:48:39] Duuude-Ron :

I don't know. See, that's where that's where we need more people to instead of just bitching about it and not doing anything,   go to these town meetings in their towns, you know, learn who their   city government is and actually say something about it. Right.   You know? And then and then at the next election, vote.   You know, if you don't like a person   and someone's running against them, then vote. You know?   Yeah.   That is our  

[01:49:09] Unknown:

right. You know? Yep.  

[01:49:11] Rich Chelson:

Yep. But It is. It is. It is.   But again a lot. I mean, it's like it's like, oh, California is   well, what is that damn position? Prop 42   where they have to tell every tell   they have to have warning labels on everything that, that might cause cancer.   And so everything's got a Oh, six tag on it? 65. Prop 65.   Yeah. Just as, like, come on, people.  

[01:49:38] Unknown:

Okay. So are they gonna put a warning label   on   in the clouds that the air   might give you cancer?  

[01:49:48] Rich Chelson:

Pretty much. They they try.  

[01:49:50] Unknown:

Well, you know, and that's just like   warning labels   on a battery.   Do not attempt   to consume this fluid.   Oh, and why do they have the warning labels on that? Because some dumbass tried it.   Right?   Or glass cleaner or   you know, come on. You know, if you're just fucking stupid, you're just fucking stupid.   Why does everybody else have to, you know,   get a warning label because   one person is stupid?   But here we are.   We are here. That's got you know what? That's kinda like cigarettes.   May cause cancer.   No shit.   With without a doubt, guess what? I'm still going to go out here on the patio and   enjoy my cigarette.  

And if that's what I die from,   k, that's what God said I'm gonna be dying from.   Right. And and he'll let me know   the date and time   that he wants to meet me. Yep. Now   I don't know that date and time,   but he does.   Right.   Now if you knew that,   would you actually wanna know   the date and time   of your  

[01:51:12] Duuude-Ron :

No. I wouldn't.   Because,   I mean,   for me, it would take it would take,   everything away from me because it's like, okay. I know what day and time I'm gonna die, so   why do I wanna do anything?   You know? But then on the other hand   on the other hand, I could be like, well, I wanna do everything to try and get on. It's like,   no. I don't wanna know.   When it happens, it happens.  

[01:51:40] Unknown:

Yeah. You're right.   I don't wanna know the time and time and date.   You know? And if I didn't if I wasn't able to get it crossed off on my bucket list, well, then   I should've fucking did it sooner.  

[01:51:55] Duuude-Ron :

Right? Yep. Exactly.  

[01:51:58] Unknown:

So  

[01:51:59] Duuude-Ron :

You you know, I got things I'd I'd, you know, like to do. And,   you know, if I get a chance to do them, I'll do them. But you know what?   If I die before then, it's not gonna matter.   No. No. It's not. I mean, it's not gonna make two shits worth of difference,   you know, if I do what's on my bucket list or not. Right.   And hell,  

[01:52:24] Unknown:

I always find new things to do anyway. Someone's getting a phone call or an alarm. No. Hold on. I gotta shut my alarm off.   Oh. That's that's my alarm for my drugs, man.  

[01:52:37] Duuude-Ron :

See,   I didn't hear that.  

[01:52:40] Unknown:

You didn't hear that?  

[01:52:41] Duuude-Ron :

It did not come through on my end, dude.  

[01:52:44] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   And it's happened quite a few times where my alarm has gone off, and we've been on   either the Zoom call or the podcast, but nobody's ever said that they've heard it until now.  

[01:52:56] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I just happened to hear it that time.  

[01:53:00] Duuude-Ron :

Dude must have been holding his mouth just right.   It the the the alarm used his his vocal cords to project it.  

[01:53:12] Unknown:

You also got you also have to point out the fact that I had my pinky   sticking out.  

[01:53:18] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. See, I did not know that. So, yeah, the pinky helped, you know, throw throw a little more  

[01:53:25] Unknown:

what's that word? Boucher?   Boujee or whatever that is whatever word that is.  

[01:53:31] Duuude-Ron :

Boujee?   Yeah. Trying to be all boujee on me now there, dude.  

[01:53:36] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. I guess so when when Brian heard my alarm go off.   So I guess, yeah,  

[01:53:44] Duuude-Ron :

it's gotta be all boozy. Look at that.  

[01:53:47] Unknown:

No. I'm not boozy.   I'm not boozy. Come on now. No. I'm No. You I'm special.  

[01:53:53] Rich Chelson:

You and Yes. You are touched. We agree on that. But,  

[01:53:58] Duuude-Ron :

Dude, you and boujee   do not belong in the same sentence.  

[01:54:03] Rich Chelson:

Oh, my god. Say unless the word not   is added into that.  

[01:54:08] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Right.   That's the only time the word boujee and dude can be together.  

[01:54:14] Unknown:

Man, I'm heartbroken now.   Oh my god. That you that you think that I would not be allowed to   have dude and bougie in the same   sentence   and or   same area at one time.  

[01:54:34] Duuude-Ron :

You know, maybe in the future, but as of right now, I I would have to say no.   No.  

[01:54:43] Unknown:

So I take it you couldn't see me with   a polo shirt   with the collar   up.  

[01:54:52] Duuude-Ron :

In this day and age, no. I couldn't.   I know probably in the eighties. Yes.   Because I did the same thing.   Oh, yeah.   I used to be like that.  

[01:55:04] Unknown:

Did you ever have   a rat tail?  

[01:55:07] Rich Chelson:

Oh, hell no. No.  

[01:55:10] Duuude-Ron :

No. I   did. Oh my god.   I would laugh at you.   I would freaking laugh at you.  

[01:55:18] Unknown:

And here's the thing.   My hair came down   roughly to the bottom of my shoulder blades,   and   I had a rat's tail.  

[01:55:29] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, come on, dude.  

[01:55:31] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[01:55:32] Duuude-Ron :

No. No.  

[01:55:34] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[01:55:35] Duuude-Ron :

No. I never had a rat tail. I I I didn't like them.   I I didn't even like the mullets.  

[01:55:42] Unknown:

You know? Well, my my long hair was it it   was   kind of a mullet,   but it, you know,   it wasn't.   Not all of my hair was long and hit in the back or the bottom of my shoulder blades just in the back, but it really didn't look like a bullet.   Okay.   That's making me   well,   That's going back a few fucking years.  

[01:56:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I think.  

[01:56:13] Unknown:

Yeah.   Well, yeah, at least I didn't have big hair.  

[01:56:19] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. I never I never jumped on that wagon train.  

[01:56:24] Unknown:

Well, there wasn't very many guys that did jump on that fan bandwagon. It was always the females,   but damn.   Yeah. Well, that shit is, like, twelve   twelve inches high.  

[01:56:38] Duuude-Ron :

You know, you know,   honestly, I mean,   on girls,  

[01:56:43] Rich Chelson:

that was actually really attractive. Oh, yeah. No. I like the I like the eighty's style hair on on on the girls. They were  

[01:56:51] Duuude-Ron :

Oh my god. That I mean, that would just yeah. That's like hubba hubba.  

[01:56:56] Unknown:

I I'll agree with that.  

[01:56:58] Rich Chelson:

Actually, there's a bad. There's a girl on   she started on TikTok because she started she moved over to Facebook now   who recreates the 80 styles,   and she does it good.   Really? Yeah. I mean, granted, she's she when I say she's young, she's she's young. She's like baby  

[01:57:19] Duuude-Ron :

23, 24. So Oh my god.   And she's wearing eighties styles haircut. Oh god. And she she pulls it off good too. Oh my god. I yeah. I would fall in love in a minute.  

[01:57:33] Rich Chelson:

Be be one of those old punterby man. I was like,   I remember I remember seeing a gal who looked a lot like you. That's all I mean.  

[01:57:43] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Right.   Yeah. That's that's,   I don't know. Those, you see, that's the thing. Even during the fifties and sixties, some of them most of them hairdos I liked. You know? Oh, yeah.   Now sea hives and no. No. The beehive, I didn't like too much.   Oh, come on. No. I didn't No. I didn't like the beehives too much.   So   but   most of the others, oh, yeah.  

[01:58:11] Unknown:

And there's one musician still fucking wearing a beehive to this thing.  

[01:58:16] Duuude-Ron :

Oh.  

[01:58:17] Unknown:

And the b fifty twos,   the one with the blonde hair. Oh god. Okay.  

[01:58:23] Duuude-Ron :

I didn't know they were still around, to be honest with you.  

[01:58:26] Unknown:

Believe it or not, yes. They are still around.   Now how much performance they do, don't have a clue. But, yeah, the b fifty twos are still around.  

[01:58:37] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Okay. I believe you.  

[01:58:40] Unknown:

Now there's only a couple of songs ever that I liked of   the b fifty twos.  

[01:58:46] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[01:58:47] Unknown:

And that was, you know,   the one about the Shaq.   Love Shaq? Love Shaq.  

[01:58:55] Rich Chelson:

And There's a little   place where  

[01:58:58] Duuude-Ron :

we can get And do for you is probably walk like an Egyptian.  

[01:59:03] Unknown:

That's the Bengals. Long. Oh, that's the Bengals history. Yeah. No. The other one is rock lobster.  

[01:59:10] Rich Chelson:

That was a good one. Yeah.  

[01:59:12] Unknown:

Other than that, I don't remember it. Shiny happy people.  

[01:59:17] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. That's, that's REM. See here. What was some of the other ones? No. Shiny happy people were the b fifty twos. No. No. No. No.  

[01:59:26] Duuude-Ron :

No.   Well, let's look.  

[01:59:28] Unknown:

They had a verse   in one of their songs that was from the b fifty twos.  

[01:59:34] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, probably.   Brian was right. It's by REM.  

[01:59:38] Unknown:

Shiny Happy People. Phrase   but that phrase is in one of the b fifty twos songs.   Which one, I don't remember.  

[01:59:47] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[01:59:48] Unknown:

I'm sure it wasn't the name of the song, but, again,   Rock Lobster and Low Shack are the only two songs that I will listen of the b fifty twos.  

[01:59:59] Rich Chelson:

Good Stuff. Good Stuff's another one of theirs.  

[02:00:02] Unknown:

Good   Stuff, baby.  

[02:00:05] Rich Chelson:

But Nope. So we want  

[02:00:08] Duuude-Ron :

so you got it.   So give it to me.  

[02:00:13] Rich Chelson:

Good stuff. No, baby. Nope.  

[02:00:15] Unknown:

Nope.   If it wasn't those two songs, I didn't listen to them.  

[02:00:22] Rich Chelson:

Margolis.  

[02:00:24] Unknown:

So let's see here. What else did I have on my list?  

[02:00:28] Duuude-Ron :

It sounds like you you wrote a lot, dude.  

[02:00:31] Rich Chelson:

I did.  

[02:00:33] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I I didn't write anything this week.   So  

[02:00:37] Unknown:

Oh,   I just had to write this down just to make a point of it.   Uh-huh. You know, I have Spectrum   as my   entertainment   value.   And one of the weathermen   picture the   picture this.   A weatherman   on my   I don't even know what type of size TV I have. I think it's a fifty two inch   wearing   plaid   green   pants   and a blue blazer.  

[02:01:12] Duuude-Ron :

Oh my god. Dude went back to the seventies.   Good god.  

[02:01:17] Unknown:

No. This was   no.  

[02:01:20] Duuude-Ron :

This was this week that I saw that. But but but, dude, that   that style was that was, like Yeah. You know, seventies, dude.  

[02:01:31] Unknown:

Yeah.   Picture that   today.  

[02:01:34] Duuude-Ron :

No.   No. No.  

[02:01:37] Unknown:

That happened   a few days ago,   and I had to just jot it down to let you guys know. Yes.   Plaid   green   plants   and a blue blazer. I don't remember what color his shirt was.   I think it was gray.   But when I saw those plaid green pants, I'm like, oh my god.  

[02:01:58] Duuude-Ron :

That dude that that dude had to have lost a bet.   That dude had to have lost a bet somehow.  

[02:02:07] Unknown:

You know, but I   and, honestly, you know what I would love to see come back?   Would actual absolutely   love it if they brought these back.  

[02:02:18] Duuude-Ron :

What?  

[02:02:19] Unknown:

The OP   Ocean Pacific  

[02:02:23] Rich Chelson:

They give me those damn  

[02:02:25] Unknown:

shorts   again.   Corduroy shorts.   Fuck yeah.   I would buy damn near every fucking color.   I wish that they would bring the corduroy shorts back from Ocean Pacific.   Man, that is all I fucking   had   as far as shorts   in fucking   '84, '85, and '86,   my high school years.   Mhmm. And pay and   and played a lot of   what was that bag called with the   the little beanbag that you used to kick around.  

[02:03:03] Duuude-Ron :

Hacky Sack.  

[02:03:04] Unknown:

Hacky Sack. Hell, yeah.  

[02:03:07] Rich Chelson:

The beanbag you used to kick around.  

[02:03:10] Duuude-Ron :

Well, that's what it was. Shit. Shit. I love the hacky sack. I played hacky sack a lot.  

[02:03:16] Unknown:

And   once you got   that thing   squeezed out and that leather, like, nice and soft,   man, that was the best hacky sack.  

[02:03:27] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, it was. You could do so much with that.  

[02:03:30] Unknown:

But if it was new Oh, shit. No.   You you fucking   you took a hammer to it. You took your freaking two by four to it. Soaked it in water. Oil on it. Soaked it in water. Yep. Anything and everything to get that thing freaking soft.   Yeah. Those were the days. Hacky sacks   and OP corduroy   shorts.  

[02:03:55] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I was not a hacky sack person.  

[02:03:58] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I was. I love hacky sack. You  

[02:04:01] Unknown:

you missed some shit not playing hacky sack. Yeah. It is.  

[02:04:06] Duuude-Ron :

Go ahead, dude. Got  

[02:04:08] Unknown:

fourth of July.   I can't remember what park it was that I went to.   We played hacky sack so much   that I burnt the inside of my right thigh   because most of the time, I kick the hacky sack with my right foot,   burned the inside of my thigh,   and five days later,   started basic training.  

[02:04:35] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, damn.  

[02:04:36] Unknown:

Yeah.   That kinda sucked.  

[02:04:40] Duuude-Ron :

I bet it did.  

[02:04:42] Unknown:

Yes. It did.   Because that was in the mid eighties when well   and every generation   always said that their basic training was, you know, the hardest.   Well and I wouldn't doubt during Vietnam that fucking they   that wasn't easy.   But, of course, they could do a lot more to,   you know, a trainee than they could ever think about doing now.   A fucking drill sergeant looks at you cross eyed. They fucking   drill sergeant Who? Yeah.   Like, pussies.   But   that's what   this generation has turned into.  

[02:05:25] Duuude-Ron :

Well, again, though, we've we've allowed it.  

[02:05:27] Unknown:

Yes. You're right. We have.  

[02:05:30] Duuude-Ron :

So, I mean, we can't really,   say too much.   I mean, we can. But  

[02:05:38] Unknown:

Yeah. Well,   I don't know I don't know much of anything.   What what is that? A jack of all trade?  

[02:05:48] Rich Chelson:

Jack of all trades? Let's see. There's actually a full Jack of all trades, master of none, but there's more to that sentence than that.  

[02:05:56] Unknown:

But I don't remember what it is. I just know the first portion of it. Jack of all trades, master of none.   But, yeah, I mean, it's a it's a full poem.  

[02:06:06] Rich Chelson:

Full saying is jack of all trades, master of none, but something that oftentimes better than a master of one.  

[02:06:13] Unknown:

There you go.  

[02:06:15] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. That's a full saying.  

[02:06:17] Rich Chelson:

Let's see here. What else is happening in the world?   Let's go ahead. Say I was just gonna pull up,   see what else is happening in the world. Maybe something else  

[02:06:29] Unknown:

changed. Oh, the only thing I   only thing I really know what's going on in the world is   what's going on for Iran.  

[02:06:36] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[02:06:38] Duuude-Ron :

Other than that heard too much.  

[02:06:40] Unknown:

Other than that, I don't have a clue.  

[02:06:43] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Are we looking at maybe   I have to I have one thing I absolutely   have gotten around to do testing about   daily mail is that here recently, they have decided that   half, if not three quarters of their shit is behind the paywall.   So here is your tip of the day.   If you want   to read something that is behind the paywall,   copy the URL,   and then go to archive.ph.   Put that URL in,   and it will give you the the full article.  

[02:07:24] Duuude-Ron :

Really?  

[02:07:25] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[02:07:26] Duuude-Ron :

Archive.ph.   Yep.   Because, yeah, you're right. Most of the,   news sites, when you look at them,   subscribe.  

[02:07:34] Rich Chelson:

Subscribe. No. Screw you. Yeah. You haven't given me a reason to subscribe.  

[02:07:39] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Exactly. You know? It's like, give us money now for what?   You know?  

[02:07:45] Rich Chelson:

Give me a decent value on what what I'm looking at.   Not your 2¢,   not your opinion on it.   Yeah.   You know? Give me a reason. That's one reason why value for value is so good   because you decide,   hey. I think this is worth   a dollar, or I think this is worth $20.   You know? Whatever you want.  

[02:08:11] Duuude-Ron :

And yeah. And, you know, that's the thing. If these news organizations   would actually   give us something,   you know,   you know, give us something to read about   and, you know, instead of all the   their forced views,   then,   I would be okay with it.  

[02:08:31] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. However, it could ask   someone apparently was trying to say, oh, Hulk Hogan   was on his deathbed, apparently.   Apparently, yep. And   they've more you got to read that, the more it was like, nope. Nope. Nope. That's not quite true.   Can't lose Hulk Hogan.  

[02:08:51] Duuude-Ron :

No.   But say that's the thing. No.   You know, they, you know, it's how do you you know,   why do they need to do that clickbait stuff? You know?  

[02:09:02] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, so that you would be   doing what I did.   Well, what are they talking about? Well   Right.   Doesn't work very well. I would rather find different ways of of getting on.   Oh, the   okay. So we'll they've got something on the on the latest   drunk woman who went off and   and caused the scene on Southwest Airline.   Did what?   Oh, there was a there was a   a, a drunk woman loose on on Southwest Airlines   this I think this last weekend.   And she basically   had the cabin   basically   pin her down   and and stuff, and and   she ended up getting escorted. Probably, I I forget exactly where. I'm sure it'll probably tell me once   I once I get over there. But,   come on. Back it up. Back it up. Back it up.  

Doop doop doop doop. There we go. Alright. Paste and   LaGuardia.   So, yeah, apparently, she made it all they   did an emergency landing in LaGuardia   and   arrested her and   and   and oh, yes. Definitely got   got the dumbass oversized glasses. So, anyhow, see here,   privileged life of drunk and violent Southwestern Airlines pastor who had a meltdown over fat seatmate.   Woman who body shamed spat on, pulled the hair up, an innocent plane passenger   during a drunken freak out is a New York City artist who has worked with several high end companies.   Leanna Perry, 32, had an obnoxious meltdown on board Southwest Airlines at LaGuardia Airport, New York en route to Kansas City, Missouri early Monday morning. Now viral clips of her cussing, slurring, or words,   kicking, screaming, calling a passenger fat quickly took over the Internet.  

One passenger who, recorded the bizarre saying told Daily Mail that Perry was so aggressive that she even knocked the glasses off southwest employee.   Brooklyn based illustration artist was escorted off the plane in a gurney and was taken into custody on suspicion of a aggravated assault.   The Port Authority Police, department said, and prior to her dramatic out outburst,   Perry shared her work on her, website and across social media,   which, she swiftly   deleted after mail daily mail approached her for comment. She recently, created pieces of and worked   for well known brands, including Adidas,   MAC,   Maybelline, Hot Topic, and Sheen. Her account showed Perry's privilege,   portfolio also showed that she completed artwork for fashion designers like   Betsy Johnson, Nicole Miller. A year ago, she posted that she now   to her now deleted LinkedIn page that she has started a job at a makeup behemoth at Maybelline,   New York. And,   yeah, so she basically is   69   her   her career, but, you know, definitely  

[02:12:14] Duuude-Ron :

But okay. How was that? Liberal.   How was that news?  

[02:12:18] Rich Chelson:

Because everybody's been talking about it.   Wow. That's funny. Now is it life changing news?   Well,   if they were going off of strictly everything that life it was life changing news,   then, the newscast would be fifteen minutes long.  

[02:12:37] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[02:12:38] Rich Chelson:

Right. You would have you would have the weather report   Sports. Traffic report, sports,   and the life altering news, which was,   the president spoke about   nothing today. Alright. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, we're done.   So  

[02:12:56] Duuude-Ron :

Hey. You wanna hear something funny, Brian? I'm always up for funny.   I didn't even realize this, and, apparently, this happened in 2015.   And that unless   I think that was when I had an I a work iPhone.   But   somehow,   I've   got iCloud   email.  

[02:13:18] Rich Chelson:

Yep.  

[02:13:19] Duuude-Ron :

And I didn't know it, really, to be honest.  

[02:13:23] Rich Chelson:

Yep. That's your, that's your your,   that is your   one of the IDs that you could use to be able to get into,   into your Apple account.  

[02:13:34] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Well, no. I mean, I've got it sent through my,   email, but, yeah, when I logged in to Apple the other day   or yesterday or whatnot and   had to do all that, it said email addresses and it had my Gmail, which, you know, I knew that. And then it had Richard or r h l something. I I can't even remember it now,   But it says @icloud.com,   and I'm like,   we've got an Apple email?   Yeah. That's crazy. I didn't know that.   You know?   So I've got another email address I can use if I want.  

[02:14:12] Rich Chelson:

There you go.  

[02:14:13] Duuude-Ron :

I mean,   yeah. I don't know.  

[02:14:17] Rich Chelson:

Now,   you know, you could probably settle   a lot of marital problems   with what with this meme that I just saw.  

[02:14:27] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.  

[02:14:28] Rich Chelson:

In medieval Germany,   couples could legally settle their disputes through marital duels.   To lower the playing field, the man was had to, had to fight from a pit   and had one arm tied behind his back while the woman was fully mobile and wielded a sack of stones as her only weapon.  

[02:14:48] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, no. Uh-huh.  

[02:14:50] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.  

[02:14:52] Duuude-Ron :

No.  

[02:14:53] Rich Chelson:

I'm a I it'd be awesome.  

[02:14:56] Duuude-Ron :

No.   I mean, come on now. Sack of stones?  

[02:15:00] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[02:15:02] Duuude-Ron :

No.   No. No.  

[02:15:06] Unknown:

Uh-uh.  

[02:15:07] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, what?   Couldn't do that. Couldn't do it.  

[02:15:11] Rich Chelson:

That's crazy. So you're so your wife would your your girlfriend would kick your butt?  

[02:15:16] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Probably so.   I mean, throwing rocks at me?   You you know I can't run and move all that well. Right?  

[02:15:25] Rich Chelson:

Oh, so there you go. You're   the,   the pit would be your best friend.  

[02:15:30] Duuude-Ron :

How?  

[02:15:31] Rich Chelson:

She could just stand over the pit and throw rocks at me. Oh, no. No. No. She it had to be a sack of rocks. She'd be   she'd be trying to swing a a bag of rocks at you. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, that that'd be better, but still,  

[02:15:46] Duuude-Ron :

I'd be afraid.  

[02:15:47] Unknown:

A bat   a a bag of rocks. Right? That's a hacky sack.  

[02:15:55] Rich Chelson:

Wacky wooded hacky sack?  

[02:15:58] Duuude-Ron :

That's a little bigger.   And you and and, yes, a AccuSack does hurt if it gets thrown at you,   especially when it's new.  

[02:16:06] Rich Chelson:

I believe that.  

[02:16:08] Duuude-Ron :

It it it stings. I mean, it's it's not it doesn't hurt bad bad, but it stings  

[02:16:15] Unknown:

because you say when you It feels like a rubber   What, dude? It feels like a rubber bullet.   Right. Feels like a rubber bullet.  

[02:16:24] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   But yeah. Because when you're playing hacky sack,   if you catch it or whatnot,   you get it, thrown at you.   Yeah. You ain't supposed to catch it.   Feet only. Feet well, feet, arms, elbows,   nothing. You can use the back backs of your hands if you need to, but no.  

[02:16:47] Unknown:

You could not catch. That is correct.   Yeah. Not. You could use any part of your body   except for   below the except for below the elbow.  

[02:16:59] Duuude-Ron :

Right.   Yeah.   Yep. But, yeah, hacky sack was a lot of fun. I'm I'm shocked. Did when you was on on the ship, didn't anyone play hacky sack on the ship? Oh, they did from time to time. Yeah.   Okay.  

[02:17:15] Rich Chelson:

I just it's just I was never coordinated enough to really even get you get, get into it.   Oh, believe me. It takes practice, man. It is. It. Yeah. Because at times I've tried, that not happen.  

[02:17:29] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I I mean, dude, I was the same way.   I was the same way for a long time.   And then I got I was playing by myself, and I I was trying to see   how many   it's like, you know, I could keep it up. I think as high as I got was, like, 65 or 66.   Consecutive.   I might have broke a 100, but I can't remember   if I did or not.  

[02:17:55] Unknown:

Yeah. I don't I don't remember what my overall count was   a long   time ago.  

[02:18:02] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That was that was my goal to get over a 100, and I can't I think I did it, but I can't remember.  

[02:18:10] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I think the closest,   I ever came to it was,   was, like, negative   02/2023   or something like that.  

[02:18:21] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. No. It was I mean, I wasn't as good as, you know, a lot of people, but   I still had a lot of fun.  

[02:18:30] Unknown:

Oh, yeah.  

[02:18:31] Duuude-Ron :

That and spades, man. That and spades. That was the two best things.  

[02:18:36] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I couldn't place couldn't play spade. Everybody played spades, and it it to me, it got really annoying. Spades and hearts both because, boy, they would get fucking loud.   Oh, boy. Yeah. And fucking  

[02:18:49] Unknown:

slam the cards on the thing. Yep.  

[02:18:52] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, shoot. Yeah.  

[02:18:54] Rich Chelson:

There's that,   there's that that eighties girl   that threw her into the   into chat and  

[02:19:01] Duuude-Ron :

see her. Let me look at her.  

[02:19:05] Rich Chelson:

Send it to you on your phone too.   So Ron can do the hubby hubby's too. So   there you go. Wow.   She nails it. Need.   See, like I said, there's you look through there. She nailed it.  

[02:19:20] Duuude-Ron :

Oh my gosh.   Kinda looks like, what's her name? Tiffany or no. The other one. Not Tiffany.  

[02:19:27] Rich Chelson:

No. Tiffany had one. A had red red hair,   and not really Debbie Gibson either. But  

[02:19:34] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there was one with her her name started with an m. Right?  

[02:19:41] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Besides for Madonna, but that that's not who you're talking about either. But No. No. No.  

[02:19:46] Duuude-Ron :

Not a Madonna.   I thought   yes.   Good lord.   I will say, though, those hairdos on her   today,   I think it's it's weird because the girls in the eighties,   this girl can pull them off. But  

[02:20:05] Rich Chelson:

The only thing the hair is not white. It's close to being perfect, but it's not a 100%.   That's because she ain't using AquaNet.   Oh, my god. AquaNet was shit, man. Hell, yeah. That stuff was spray on cement.  

[02:20:19] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It was.   There was nothing that was moving that shit. Nope.  

[02:20:24] Rich Chelson:

Hell, guys would use Aqua Net for   for their Mohawks.   Yeah. Stand up   as new couple guys that go off, hang hang themselves upside down and   get their get their hair all kinda they would start off with with gel just to get the general shape and then   AquaNet   the the crap out of it. You know, at least take about 700 pounds of   of ozone with them. So  

[02:20:53] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Damn. Yeah. Yeah. This girl this girl can   definitely pull some shit off. Yeah.   She could man,   I wouldn't turn her down   By no means.   And that's crazy that   that she's that young.  

[02:21:13] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[02:21:14] Duuude-Ron :

You know?   Wow.   I gotta stop looking.  

[02:21:22] Unknown:

Yeah. Her hairstyle for   Facebook,   was the one down at the bottom called your profile? Yeah.   That that's   that's a very nice   I like  

[02:21:35] Rich Chelson:

that. Yeah.  

[02:21:37] Unknown:

Yeah. I tried tried to do a Mohawk after the after I got out of the military.   Too bad my   all that hair has receded onto my back.  

[02:21:49] Rich Chelson:

So you could have you you you you could put a Razorback.  

[02:21:53] Unknown:

Yeah.   And, no, I am not gonna do a Mohawk on my back. No. Thank you. But you is. Come on, man.  

[02:22:02] Duuude-Ron :

You don't have the AquaNet, man.  

[02:22:04] Unknown:

You're right. I definitely do not have the AquaNet.  

[02:22:07] Duuude-Ron :

Gotta bring that back.   You know?   Yeah.  

[02:22:12] Unknown:

And what was that gel   that everybody used?  

[02:22:16] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I can't remember the name of it, man.   I used it back in the day. Yeah. It's blue, and it was cold.   Yeah. And I can't and I can't.  

[02:22:27] Rich Chelson:

Hair gel of eighties.  

[02:22:29] Duuude-Ron :

Dippity doo.   Dippity doo. Yep.  

[02:22:32] Unknown:

Dippity doo. Yeah.  

[02:22:34] Duuude-Ron :

That was that was it right there.   Man, that's crazy.  

[02:22:40] Rich Chelson:

Who else used to tear gel like cement?   Nineteen eighties.  

[02:22:47] Duuude-Ron :

What's that?  

[02:22:48] Rich Chelson:

Oh, it  

[02:22:50] Unknown:

see. I'm looking there. It's a copy. Pretty well submitted your hair to   that style.  

[02:22:56] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Just like to comment, who else used hair gel like like cement?  

[02:23:03] Unknown:

Yeah. It was very hard time  

[02:23:06] Rich Chelson:

trying to get comb through your hair if you had Oh, yeah. To me. But No. Once you set your hair with Aqua Net, you didn't touch it. Aqua Net and dipy doo yet. I mean, you you I think that's what they originally used for bulletproof vests, isn't it?   They just take a normal office vest and then slather on some dip de doo, spray it down with AquaNet, and it take bolts for the for the president.  

[02:23:31] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   It would.   Yeah.   That's funny.  

[02:23:37] Unknown:

I'm sure it would. Stop the bullet, make it get the striations,   find out what tube became them. Go. Hell yeah.  

[02:23:45] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   So   but, anyhow, well,   it's like about time to start trying to get this old bird landed.   So but, anyhow, so guys, I wanna say thank y'all very much for taking the time out of your day to hear what us three old veterans have to say about the world or what's, whatever happens to be on our mind.   And it's it's a pleasure that we're I'm able to sit down and talk with Rich and and the dude because, I mean, it's   something that we like to do because this is a   means of us being able to stay in contact with each other, be able to   maintain   a a quality connection   with what's happening in their life and what's happening in my life and so on and so forth.  

But the thing about this podcast is is that if you happen to have a   a podcasting two point o   modern podcast app,   you're able to catch   some features that aren't found anywhere else on your legacy apps like Apple or Spotify   or or anything like that. Even even the really good ones like Overcast,   they don't have all these   nice features. Now   Pocket Cast is coming along. They're starting to add some podcasting two point o   features, but there's still a lot of   of room to grow because I I   podcast if you're listening on something along the lines   of Podcast Guru or   True Fans or Fountain app.  

Those those types of apps allow you to   be able to, a,   support us and and do the true value for value.   But, also,   it's not like where Apple you know what? You're I don't know if y'all heard here recently at Megan Kelly was throwing a complete and total   hissy fit about the fact that her podcast latest podcast episode   hadn't shown up in the Apple Podcast app.   And   Apple doesn't   once she that shows that she doesn't understand the system.   Because   when you're listening off of an RSS   feed, your stuff's not gonna show up in the app every single time   until it taps into the RSS feed.  

And our so if you're using a normal RSS feed, yeah, you're whenever you open it up, it's gonna ping out, and it's gonna grab all the most recent podcast apps out there or podcast,   episodes out there, and then it starts   downloading them in.   And Apple   used to do that, and they still may. I've I'd have to look it up again. But for some reason, I was thinking that Apple   still uses the RSS feed, but it is not   as   when it comes to putting   the the episode   in the, in the app itself, like so if you go to a 2grumpyvets.com,   you may you may not see   the latest episode   for two, three, four hours after posting, maybe even longer, sometimes six, twelve, twenty four hours.  

But with modern podcasting apps, like, again, like Podcast Guru, fountain app, They use something called Podpink.   And   moment that that episode goes live, ninety seconds later,   you have a notification.   Everything's everybody's being told, hey. We've got a new episode here. Go ahead and grab it and download it, and you're ready to go.   And that is actually thanks to a blockchain   application.   They use the the Hive   blockchain,   but it's   it's faster. It actually uses less bandwidth   than   other   other types of   of of apps and the way that they gather   the the information on the new new episodes.  

But   so you get a   quicker response. You also get told if when we are live, you get within ninety seconds of going live, you get told, hey. We're we're we're up. We're ready. We're running.   And you get to be you get   notified all this, and it's a lot quicker. It's a lot more efficient. It's a lot a lot faster.   And, also, you get things like   pod roll, which are rep recommended   podcast, recommended podcast episodes. And if you wanna listen to listen to something that we find informative,   you can actually hit, hit up those and get   the and and and find a new a new show that you may like.  

A   or you also get   chapters, and you also get transcripts.   And the cool thing about the transcripts and the chapters is that they're not part of the m p three file. It's more of a of a a better setup for   other   for the, for the back end   so that you get a better better response and better experience when you're listening and watching the show.   And   because, like,   the, the chapters, you could actually have links show up in the chapters. You get   individual chapter art that shows up. And so through all of this, you get this wonderful   experience   that is not available on things like the Apple Podcasts app or   on like I said, even even a an app that I personally   like to use all the time is Overcast,   and you you lose a lot of that. So   other show uses a lot of what's called value for value, and that means the value for value is what do you find   How much value do you find our show?  

Do you find it to be really valuable, or do you feel it to just be kinda valuable? And you can pay back that value that we provide   in an assortment of different ways. You can do time, talent,   or treasure.   Time is   taking your time to   set up the the chapter arts,   and install the, the chapter arts.   If, and talent is actually creating the chapter arts.   You can actually set the go through there. You can get those set up and and be able to   help us have a a better   help the rest of the community have a better experience.   The final one is treasure, which is just as it sounds. You can actually take again, thanks to podcasting modern podcasting apps, you can actually click a support the show button   and be taken to our PayPal, and there you get to choose how how much do would you like to pay? How would you like to pay a dollar? Would you like to pay $500?  

That's up to yours, and that's it'd be a onetime payment or it can be a reoccurring.   And you could support the show how you feel   you wanna support. And so with that, that's it's such a great thing to   do because we love to be able to have these types of interactions. We love to have the the   the great and   and exciting   comments that are are put out by y'all. I mean, often, we still joke about about Rachel and   and and stuff because that's some guy who was probably AI who couldn't understand   that it was Ray Rick Choad, not Rachel,   mistyped   Richard's name, and and   and yeah. Well, it's just it's fun. Yeah. We'll we'll reply to just about anything. May not be in the you know, reply to what you like, but, you know, we will reply.  

So but, anyhow, again, guys, I wanna personally just wanna say thank you for for listening. Have any comments or questions? You can shoot me an email at, circlecast@circlecast,   like how goofy cast say, fishing line.   [email protected],   or you can get ahold of Rich. That's r chelson, and that's Chelson's spelled [email protected]   also. So, Rich, what do you got?  

[02:32:15] Duuude-Ron :

Not too much. Again, I I just wanna thank everybody for listening and   downloading and all like that and just listening to three old grumpy vets. I mean,   we whine and moan about just about everything.   And and, you know, sometimes we have good things to say, but, also, like like Brian said, Brian, dude,   guys, it's it's a pleasure getting to talk with y'all every week. Gives me something to do and gets me out of my head,   which, you know, messing with the voices in my head are kinda crazy at times. It sounds scary. Yeah.   What's that? Says kinda scary.  

Yeah. Yeah. Just yeah. Just a little bit.   But, anyway, just yeah. Thanks for listening. Share this out, man.   You know, share it with your friends, your family, your loved ones. Hell, share it with people you hate. You know? If y'all laugh, cry, groan, moan,   think, whatever,   you know, send us an email. Let us know what you think.   You know? If you want, give us a topic   to talk about. We'll and trust me, we will   we will not hold back. We will tell you what what we think about it. So yeah.   [email protected]   is mister Brian. You can send an email to him or myself,   which is [email protected].  

And, yeah, we'd love to hear from you. And if you wanna talk with the dude,   just send me or Brian an email, and we will make sure the dude gets it, and we will get his valuable input on,   whatever it is. So other than that, that's that's about all I got. So do what you got, man.  

[02:33:57] Unknown:

You know, and partly of what you just said is what I was gonna say. You know, give us some   input on what you would like to have us have a conversation about.   And,   you know, if you wanna get involved with the conversation, you can get involved with the conversation.   You know, we'd love to have some interaction with,   you know, individuals listening to the podcast.   And   trust me, if you   if your opinion   doesn't align with our opinion,   it doesn't matter.   You know?   Let us know what your opinion is,   and we will   we can debate with you or,   you know,   have a conversation. But, you know,   come on, people. Let's go ahead and join in on podcast and all the conversation.  

And we would just absolutely love to have that.  

[02:34:54] Rich Chelson:

Pretty   likely.   So, guys,   again, Rich,   Ron, thank you so much for coming on and   and letting and and having good conversations,   and can't wait to be able to see what y'all are are doing, doing next week. So till then, guys,   y'all take care. Take it easy. Listeners, y'all take care. Y'all take it easy, and we will see y'all next week. Till then.   Bye.   Later.  

[02:35:25] Unknown:

Peace out.  

[02:35:26] Rich Chelson:

Alright, guys.   Alright. Catch y'all get y'all later.  

[02:35:30] Duuude-Ron :

Alright. Bye. Bye.