Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

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[00:00:01] Rich Chelson:

Dude, that was the seventies, man. Free love. Heck, yeah. Yeah. I mean, boobies everywhere.   Girls were willing to this.   Ow. Here you go.  

[00:00:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Bro, where we're going, we don't need a bra.   Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to 2 grumpy Vets amd a duuude. I'm gonna go drive by the mirror with my other 2 great friends. Some of my best actually, they are my best friends. Not just some of them. They are my best friends. We've got Rich   and the dude, and we are here today. We've got another great action packed fun filled,   wild, wacky, just bizarre   type of show that we normally are always typically doing. So anyhow, so we're,  

[00:00:48] Rich Chelson:

as we always get   pros right there. Yeah. You just talk and you just, you was talking   and going along, and then you just froze   for about   3 seconds.  

[00:01:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Why why can we not do an intro without something going   bonkers on us?   Well   I mean I'm gonna blank, well, I'm fixing to be draw I'm gonna be changing my, my my,   my data plan on on the phone here this weekend. So   Dude, that's okay. Maybe I'll fix this problem.  

[00:01:21] Rich Chelson:

Brian, I don't I don't think it's you. I think it's Zoom.   I think it's Zoom   Because   because I normally have never had a problem.   And now you said and dude said   that that,   you know, my, you know, my audio drops out,   you know, and you just had a glitch. And I mean, well, dude glitches, but we know that's T Mobile. So  

[00:01:47] Bryan Goodwin:

Right. Right. But at the same time, yeah. And within once he kicks in, all of a sudden, we're all talking about, like, about a 100 miles an hour. We've been tweaked up on speed. So it's yeah.   And that's that's the fun thing. It's just because you could tell when you cut out and all of a sudden,   the the buffering is trying to play catch up. So it's like, bro. Okay. Here we are.   Hey. Because I know Ron doesn't talk like a New Yorker. So  

[00:02:15] Rich Chelson:

No. You don't.  

[00:02:16] Duuude-Ron :

Never been there.  

[00:02:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Never been there. You don't you don't wanna be there. So   you need to go at least once just to be. Well, now you need to go to New York once. I mean, visit New York city one time. Yeah. Or see, what is it? What, what is that,   everyone's free to,   everyone's free and and it's, live in New York city once,   but leave before it makes you hard.   Live in Northern California once,   but leave   before it makes   you soft.   And have you not ever heard that song? No.   Oh, that is such a, it's done by Bazler.   And who? That's actually the first Baz Lerman.   Baz Lerman. Yeah.  

Okay. If you have seen the movie,   he directed the movie strictly ballroom.   K. He also,   Moulin Rouge.   I've heard of that. Kidman. Never seen it. Never heard of it.   It's a good movie also. I I like it. It's a little trippy when you're first getting used to it because, well, it's supposed to give this   whole Moulin Rouge can can, you know, French,   Bohemian   vibe right off the bat. And so it's really kinda kinda trippy and   and almost hallucinogenic   in a way  

[00:03:38] Rich Chelson:

at first.   So you say if I do acid, that would enhance it? It would probably make your hair fall out.  

[00:03:45] Bryan Goodwin:

So so don't do that.  

[00:03:48] Duuude-Ron :

No. Yeah. Hey. I'm just asking. I I guess that's just a little bit late for for me though, isn't it? Oh, heck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'll lose your chin hair, man.  

[00:03:58] Bryan Goodwin:

So, also,   the the movie, again, was Nicole Kidman,   Hugh Jackman, Australia,   which is another really good,   really good movie. I like a lot of what bad oh,   Rome William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.   The one with Leonardo DiCaprio   and,   and, Natalie Portman?   Nope. No. It's not Natalie Portman. That's why.   I No. No. No. It's, Claire Danes.  

[00:04:27] Rich Chelson:

Well, either way, I still need to see it because   even if it's Claire Danes or Natalie Portman, oh my god. Either one of them are gorgeous.  

[00:04:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, this was actually released back in   97   yeah. 97 because I was I watched it over in, Hobart, Tasmania.  

[00:04:48] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   So Hobart Hobart,   Tasmania?  

[00:04:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Hose Hobart met Tasmania. Yep.   We were come we were on the we were on the head and home leg of, of Westpac, and   our next stop, once once we got finished at in Hobart, we were heading up to Hawaii for 24 hour stop over there.   And then, and then   bebopping across the,   Pacific, all the way over to,   Sandog.   So  

[00:05:18] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Okay. I didn't know there was a town named Hobart   in Tasmania.   Yeah. That is good to know.  

[00:05:27] Bryan Goodwin:

Which is funny because there's also a Hobart, Oklahoma, but they don't pronounce it Hobart.  

[00:05:32] Rich Chelson:

How did they pronounce it? Hobart.  

[00:05:39] Bryan Goodwin:

It's it's Hobart. It's not Hobart. It's Hobart.   It's kinda like, in Texas   and and Oklahoma both, they've got a town named after,   an Indian tribe,   and it's not pronounced   Miami.   Okay. It's pronounced   My amma.   Okay. And you will get people looking at you really weird if you try to call it like like the Florida town. It's not   Miami.   You can go to Miami, Texas   or Miami, Oklahoma.  

[00:06:11] Rich Chelson:

See, I've always called it Miami every time I've gone through it.  

[00:06:16] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah. See, people people stop by and poke you in the nose. So   of course, I mean, at the same time, it's better than,   the, probably the most unfortunate   name   in all of Texas.   Do you know what the most unfortunate name is there, dude?  

[00:06:36] Duuude-Ron :

Unfortunately, I do not.  

[00:06:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. It is Mobidi.  

[00:06:42] Rich Chelson:

Mobidi?  

[00:06:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep. And the reason why is because Mobidi is actually,   honest to god, is a Comanche word   for buffalo poop.   And they were trying to come up with a name, and the Comanches were, around, and they were they they said, oh, you should call it Mobidi. And so   bunch of dumb white dudes are like, sounds like a good idea. So   there's actually a town technically called Buffalo Ship.  

[00:07:16] Rich Chelson:

I gotta say, okay, right now, that one,   that's the weirdest town I've heard. Yeah. And I've heard quite a few of them.   But it's yeah. That's Buffalo Ship, Texas.   Buffalo shit. Yep.  

[00:07:30] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, technically, I think actually it's actually Buffalo. Well,   it it equates to Buffalo shit. So yeah. That sounds good to say,  

[00:07:39] Rich Chelson:

dude. Like It's all pissed. Like a dude said last night, tomato tomato.   I mean, yeah, whether you say poop, shit, or fart.  

[00:07:51] Bryan Goodwin:

Or a solid fart. Yep.   So what were we gonna say they're on?  

[00:07:57] Duuude-Ron :

What's the population?   47?  

[00:08:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Probably. Yeah.   Mhmm. Because there there's actually 2. There's you have the old Mobidi,   town of Mobidi, and that from if I'm remembering right, that was an old   buffalo,   skin trading post. It's essentially what it started out being, and people just kinda congregated   there. And,   then for whatever reason, they shut it down, and that's known now known as old Mobidi,   because they still have the old Mobidi jail out there.  

[00:08:34] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Okay. Hang on.   The town of Mobidi   as of the 2010   census   as of the 2010 census   was a 101 people, and that was 6 below   the 2,000 census.  

[00:08:50] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Several.   People it's it's old people that are living there and they are just slowly kinda ticking off. I mean, it's it's like Pottsville. Pottsville's pretty much,   an old old Phil old person village now.  

[00:09:04] Rich Chelson:

And wait, hang on. In 2022,   the population is now down to 84.   Yeah.  

[00:09:11] Bryan Goodwin:

So It's getting ready to blow away. Yeah. It's it's slowly drying up, blowing away. It's gonna become like Jericho,   Texas one day. So   just a literal wide spot in the road because there used to be buildings there.  

[00:09:24] Rich Chelson:

Now now,   now now this is saying Mobidi, Texas   is, supposed to mean Sweetwater   in one Indian dialect or another.   No.  

[00:09:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Nope.   Alright. But whatever from the, like, from the Comanche Indians I've talked to, they just, like, yeah. I mean, buffalo shit.  

[00:09:45] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Well, no. This is this is what this is what, uncle Google popped   up, and, it's on fort   tours.com.  

[00:09:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It was a original,   Buffalo's,   Buffalo Fort then,  

[00:10:01] Rich Chelson:

on a Buffalo Trader Fort. So Yeah. Yeah. It was that. But, yeah, I don't I mean, I don't know.   And, well, it says in here, which might mean Sweetwater.   Yeah. I don't know. It's weird. Honestly, but, yeah, screw it. Buffalo shit  

[00:10:19] Bryan Goodwin:

is easier. That's what I've always it's always been told to me is that yeah. I mean,   so we have a couple of a lot of, well, a lot of, of   folks in   Lawton,   a lot of the Indians in Lawton, they're Comanche Indians. That's kinda their Comanche Indian Reservation land now. So Okay. Okay.   Because that's where that's where Geronimo died, was at Fort Sill.  

[00:10:45] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[00:10:47] Duuude-Ron :

Have you ever been to the the so called   or,   what was his name again? Geronimo? Geronimo? No.   Yeah. Have you ever been to his so called, grave site?  

[00:11:01] Bryan Goodwin:

No. I haven't.   I just,   from what I know, and that's just because I've got a friend, well, my wife has a friend who,   lives in Lawton, and she's been a   Lawton citizen   for her whole life.   And she said that,   you could pretty you would see Jeronimo walk around in Lawton from time to time, and he was just kind of a drunk. And if you wanted to take picture a picture with him, it it cost you, like, a pack of cigarettes.  

[00:11:31] Duuude-Ron :

It's what he wanted him to do. So  

[00:11:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Well That's what he wanted to be. Pack cigarettes or or some liquor?  

[00:11:40] Duuude-Ron :

And they can't prove that he's actually buried at this particular cemetery   because   there was something about   so they wouldn't,   actually rob the gravesite.   But it's not it's not marked. It's just said that he's buried in this cemetery.   But it is a   way out of the way.   You will never find it   if unless you are directly   looking for it.  

[00:12:13] Bryan Goodwin:

Because I always heard that it was he was just buried there at the Fort Sills Cemetery.  

[00:12:18] Rich Chelson:

Nope.   Nope.   There is an Indian  

[00:12:22] Duuude-Ron :

there is an Indian cemetery  

[00:12:25] Bryan Goodwin:

in in South Sill. It's on it's  

[00:12:28] Duuude-Ron :

on Fort Sill.   Yeah. The actual cemetery is on Fort Sill itself. Yeah. But it's   not   the Fort Sill Cemetery as in that's in   the main   part of Fort Sill. Oh. It is way out   in the Way out BFE.   Yeah. It is. That whole settlement is Down on the far side,  

[00:12:54] Bryan Goodwin:

of the bombing rain.  

[00:12:57] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And unless you are directly looking for it. Yeah. Unless you are directly looking for it, you'll never find it.  

[00:13:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Never mind.   Yeah. See, that's that's just that that's crazy. And, at the same time, I mean, I love the whole   I love the wild west, and especially,   Indian culture   has always just been one of those things that's just always completely fascinating.   Oh, yeah. Definitely. I've I've always loved the native American culture. Yeah. I mean, that's my one that's one of the reasons why one of my favorite movies is dances with wolves and,   and A Man Called Course.  

[00:13:36] Rich Chelson:

I think I've seen that one. I I probably have. I just it's been a while.  

[00:13:42] Bryan Goodwin:

That one that one's a good one. It's an old seventies,   movie, but, Mhmm. But it was yeah. A man called horse is a great one.  

[00:13:52] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. It's Wow. See yeah. I've I've   I've kinda studied   year I mean, it's been years, but I've studied some on the,   native Americans and,   you know, the way they do things and all. And it it just   you know, it it's like it's like, why didn't we leave them alone? Because   they really weren't hurting us.  

[00:14:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. They weren't hurting us, but the thing is is the reason why we couldn't leave them alone is because it always every time we'd move them someplace, we'd end up finding gold.   I was like, hey.   We we we need over there.  

[00:14:25] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. No.   And see and see that's the thing. You know?   I mean, honestly, what it was is is is we were greedy.  

[00:14:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, no. I agree.  

[00:14:35] Rich Chelson:

You know? I mean, that's just and and the freaking Indians were like, hey. We've got our area. Leave us alone.   There's there's more than enough land. But   oh, no.   We wanted all that land plus theirs, and this is why we took it.   And, I mean, it it if you ask me, it it still irks   me that we did this. I mean, we didn't have any   you,   Brian, and, you know, me didn't have any direct   control with it. But still,   you know, it's like, just   freaking let them live, man.  

[00:15:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah.   Been nice to the kid have. And   I mean, I   gave him gave them the state of Oklahoma and then turned around and gave it away.  

[00:15:24] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. It's free. Right?  

[00:15:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Right? Yeah.   And I I and I get I I understand exactly why so many of the   what was it? In the late seventies   or mid seventies, they had kind of an, a rebellion where there was kind actually kind of a,   what was the name of that?   Val Kilmer was in it.   Thunderheart?   Does that sound right? Yeah. I think so. That's I've seen Well, they were in the Yeah.   And, talk about where they it was took place with the Sioux Indians because it was, Mhmm. Yeah. The they had the battle the the memorial for the battle of, wounded knee,   was kinda the mid main pivotal area.  



[00:16:11] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right. Yeah. Thunderheart, that was a good movie. That was a good movie. Have you seen that,  

[00:16:16] Bryan Goodwin:

that one that I mean, Graham, it did have Robert De Niro, which was now a very unfortunate item,   but, killers of the flower moon.   Never heard of it. Yeah. That one's a good one. It's a long one. You're are we talking 3 and a half hours?  

[00:16:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, well, normally, if it's I I've always noticed when movies are 3 hours   or almost 3 hours, it's it's a good fucking movie.  

[00:16:42] Bryan Goodwin:

It it typical and it is. It's a, it's actually a really good movie and it's about   the Osage Indians   in Oklahoma.   Oh, really? And yeah. And because the Osage Indians, they were actually one of the first Indian tribes   to discover,   once they got set into their little reservation area, their little corner of north,   northeast Oklahoma,   they were like, oh, hey. Look. We found oil.   Yeah.   And   so from there, they start I mean, they were they became the richest   tribe   in, in the us.   And they were, they had served most of their houses,   houses had servants, and they had, had,   not butlers.  

The guy that chauffeurs. I I was like going Okay. The the dude that drives you around, man, you're you're driving the Uber driver before it was Uber. So   but, but, yeah, had I mean, they had they were rich and talk I kinda talked about   the Osage murders that were happening at that time   and how people were   dying just left, right, and center. And there wasn't much going there wasn't any investigation going on   until,   until finally one,   a delegation got fed up with people dying left, right, and center.   And they're just going, you know, they'd find a,   and find a gun in their hand and somehow shot themselves in the middle of the back,   you know, and they'd been ruled a suicide.  



[00:18:21] Rich Chelson:

That's a challenge.  

[00:18:22] Bryan Goodwin:

It is challenging, but apparently, according to them, some people were able to do it quite well. And   I would Very accurately too. I would love to see the science on that. Yeah. Well, you know,   this was this was back in   taking place back I think it took place in 9 started out in, like, 19   18, 1920, just right after world war 1 ended. Okay.  

[00:18:51] Rich Chelson:

Okay. What's the name of it?  

[00:18:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Killers of the flower moon.   Killers of the fire moon. I'm Yeah. And it's on HBO.   It's on HBO max right now that I know  

[00:19:02] Rich Chelson:

Well, well, I don't have HBO. So  

[00:19:06] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, you should be able to rent it on on Amazon also.  

[00:19:10] Duuude-Ron :

And I haven't seen any of the shows that you guys have just talked about.  

[00:19:16] Bryan Goodwin:

You haven't watched dances with wolves?   Nope.  

[00:19:21] Rich Chelson:

Really? Dude,   you need to watch it. Yep. And thunder heart? Yeah. Thunder heart's good.  

[00:19:28] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. And Killers of the Flower Moon's good. I'm trying to think of some of the others that were, Yeah. A Man Called Horse or Man Named Man Called Horse is what it is.   Another another great one. And that one's that one, I think is like I said, I think it came out in the   mid seventies.   I'm not gonna look right now because I'm gonna try to keep my,   keep from touching my phone and flipping it sideways. So Well, well, if you do that, I can I can I can You can look it up? Yeah. I was gonna say you can you you are the sage of knowledge these days. So   me, I'm a man who talks out of ass.  

So  

[00:20:10] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, so that's just that's your Indian name. That's my Indian name. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Good.  

[00:20:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Now that You always could I would never tell if they were just calling me a big fart, or or if I was just actually literally talking out of my ass, though. So it it could be half of 1,   6 of 1, half dozen of another. So  

[00:20:30] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. You yeah.   Yeah. Man Called   Man Called Horse was made in 1970.  

[00:20:38] Bryan Goodwin:

70. Okay. Or it's just right there at at the turn. Okay.  

[00:20:42] Rich Chelson:

So,   yeah, this one, I don't think I've seen this one. I might have, but it's been years if I haven't   or if I have.   So I'm I'm   I'm gonna have to watch that one.  

[00:20:56] Bryan Goodwin:

It's a good one.   Even even get a little hint of booby from time to time. So there's, there's an added advantage to it too.  

[00:21:05] Rich Chelson:

So. Dude, that was seventies, man. Free love. Heck, yeah. Yeah.  

[00:21:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Babies everywhere.  

[00:21:12] Rich Chelson:

Girls were willing to just   ow. Here you go.  

[00:21:16] Bryan Goodwin:

Bra? Where we're going, we don't need a bra.   Oh, man. There you go. There's a there's a title name. No bra required.  

[00:21:32] Rich Chelson:

You know, I kinda like that one.   So, so I am, so I'm making a note. Go ahead. Okay. So what,  

[00:21:45] Bryan Goodwin:

so Ron,   what has been happening in your   your world,   this this week since last time we talked?  

[00:21:54] Duuude-Ron :

Well, let's see.   Got the power well, we had, the tornado, obviously. We talked about that last week. Yep. And then   they got the power on. Why? Because they, you know, cut   the easement behind my house, which is actually a field that has never been   cut   Never been trampled. Away from the power lines and the, neutral line.   So   we had another storm come in and lost power again for,  

[00:22:25] Bryan Goodwin:

what, 3 days now? We lost power. Just came up to the Son of a okay. So you got the power back and then they zapped it right back out again.  

[00:22:33] Duuude-Ron :

Yes.   And now I missed that detail. Because they had another clue another crew come in   and   cut   another part of the easement to get the power back on,   but they didn't clear the entire thing. So when we have another   huge gust of wind, which we're predicted to have more storms   Yeah. Between now and the weekend, I'll be out of power again because that   there is a tree limb that is   broken that is   resting on the neutral line.   And as soon as we get a gust, power's gonna be out again because they didn't clear all the way down the easement.   So Right. We're just having a wonderful time with power.  



[00:23:20] Bryan Goodwin:

So yeah. The only thing I kinda wish wish you were able to do is while they were while they were cutting down, you go up to them and go, hey.   Just   cut the cut the wood up into usable size, pieces, and I'll take I'll run off with you. You don't need to turn it into chipped wood anymore.   Because   We actually had a Ashbelin come by and work on our tree. And that's one of the things I was like, don't don't chip it up. Just cut it down, cut it into, you know, serviceable sized logs. I will move the rest. Alright? And he's like, you sure? It's like, hell yeah. I'm sure. You want me to sign a piece of paper? I'll sign. I want permit. I give permission to just leave the wood behind.  

[00:24:02] Duuude-Ron :

And and they did. So Well, when they cut the easement and with all those branches,   guess where they left everything?  

[00:24:10] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, still just sitting there in the In the backyard.  

[00:24:13] Duuude-Ron :

Underground.  

[00:24:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. You've got firewood for days.  

[00:24:18] Duuude-Ron :

No. Because these   are limbs that are   1 to 2 inches.  

[00:24:24] Bryan Goodwin:

So it's kind of Okay. You got kindling for days.   Well, well, we definitely have kindling for days around here. I mean, I mean, you can still burn it. It I mean, it'll burn. It'll just It it it'll burn hot too. You throw fill your fire,   your wood stove full of, full of little bitty sticks and stuff   and light that thing on fire,   it will get hot. It's green now.   Well, you gotta wait a year, obviously. But I mean, when you go to actually burn it, that it'll it'll burn hot. Yeah.   I'm not saying burn it tonight because no. You know what? Well, it'll burn. Yeah. Well, it'll burn. Take forever to burn.  

[00:25:01] Rich Chelson:

Hey. Hey, dude.   What Yeah. What, what a flavor of trees is it? Is it hickory or oak or maple or what?  

[00:25:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Probably Chinese. You know?   Unfortunately,  

[00:25:13] Duuude-Ron :

I do not know   very many of the tree,   species.   I know the one that sits in my front yard   is an oak.   Okay. The one that sits in the front yard of the lady across the street from me is some type of   oak tree. But behind me, the you know, I don't even know   what they are. You know? Because I don't know the leaves and I've so   but   a friend of mine came over to help me cut down the limb that   snapped on my oak tree.   And he said I don't remember what the name of the trees were for the most part back in the field, but he said that they're just pretty well junk trees.  

[00:26:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.   Probably a bunch of Chinese elm and and and,   cottonwood, maybe. Cottonwood.   Yeah.  

[00:26:07] Duuude-Ron :

Nope. Not nope. It's not cottonwood.   I don't remember what the name of it. It was an odd   name.   But, again, I I could not tell you what the what the species is.   But, yeah, it as soon as we got a as soon as we get a nice breeze,   that limb that is broken is going to take down another line.  

[00:26:28] Rich Chelson:

Because of it. If it's if it's broke, is it still attached or partially attached? Or is it is it just just   detached, but,   snagged straight? Attached.  

[00:26:40] Duuude-Ron :

It's still attached to the tree, but you can see where it's   it's snapped in half.   Oh, okay. And we're talking a we're talking a limb with a circumference of about,   you know,   12 inch   circumference.   It's not a it's not a small limb   Oh, shit. Overall that's broken from the tree, But that whole thing is sitting on the power line. It's like,   why didn't you just clear that as well?   Not just to clear it to get the power on, clear the whole damn easement.  

[00:27:15] Bryan Goodwin:

Nah. Yeah. Because they weren't being paid to do that.  

[00:27:18] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah, God forbid.   Now I know. That's   that's extra, man.  

[00:27:25] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It is.   It's   yeah. It's   so I've been dealing with   that and, you know,   just the lovely people that   well, no. I shouldn't say that.   Disregard.   I'll just I'll just leave that com I'll just leave that comment to myself.  

[00:27:48] Bryan Goodwin:

He heard his mom tap him on the shoulder going, you dank can't say anything nice  

[00:27:53] Rich Chelson:

Don't say anything at all. We'd never hear from dude.   I know.  

[00:27:58] Bryan Goodwin:

We would never hear from dude. I know. We had to we had to find some way. We may have to save the save his house to keep his mom away.   Go away, ma'am.  

[00:28:08] Duuude-Ron :

Well, she she wouldn't tap me on the back of the or on the shoulder. She'd smack me in the back of the head like a Not sure. Like a denozo slap.  

[00:28:22] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shoot.  

[00:28:24] Bryan Goodwin:

And and and, Rich, how about you? What's been happening this week?  

[00:28:28] Rich Chelson:

Well, as as   I've kinda talked about, I haven't fully talked about, but   yeah.   Yeah. I've said quite a few times, buying a house sucks.   Yep.   Yeah. It has. But,   I mean, I I will say I will say to people I have   working for me,   I do very much appreciate them   because   they can break all this   gobbledygook   into my language,   and that's very hard to do. Yeah. It is good. But,   yeah.   Yeah.   So Yeah. Not legal not legalese.   No. No. No. No. It it gets broke down into my language,   which is very nice,   because I can grasp it a lot quicker. But,   just to give an update,   apparently,   the appraisal and I haven't seen   the full appraisal yet. The appraisal's coming down,   and it's low.  

And it's under what what   I'm under contract for right now   with the house.   So so over the last couple days, my realtor,   the seller's agent, our realtor was looking for comps.   What they call comps are houses that   are about the same style and you know? Because I'm looking at a 2 bedroom, 1 bath. And so they was looking around the area   trying to see if they could   find other houses that that compared   to   the asking price,   and   they couldn't   they couldn't find anything.   So,   I'm hearing,   hopefully, I find out for sure tomorrow,   but I'm hearing   it the house will probably appraise right around a 100,000.  



[00:30:25] Bryan Goodwin:

And So there you go. Yeah. You get your get a get a $20,000,   20 now $20,000   less.  

[00:30:34] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well and and see the thing is   because   I've gotta hook up with the   loan office   lady. Okay.   Her assistant, me and her have been talking. And   and if this appraisal comes in at a 100,000   Right. My   okay.   At a 125,000,   which is the current contract, 100,000   Really? Yes.   At a 100,000   Really?  

[00:31:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Yes.   With all the, with all the extra insurances? Yes.  

[00:31:17] Rich Chelson:

Yes.   11.63   total.   Wow.   Okay. Now   if it drops to a if if it drops to a 100,000,   okay,   the monthly payment drops to 9.93   for everything.   So so, yeah, if it drops   yeah. If it drops well, yeah. Because shit, I'm paying 13.60   right now. If it drops to   to 9.93,  

[00:31:45] Bryan Goodwin:

that's 400 I'll be it. In my pocket. I was gonna say, you might be able to afford to go out and watch a movie or something.  

[00:31:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I might.   Maybe.  

[00:31:54] Duuude-Ron :

But yeah. But are the are the sellers willing to go   that low?  

[00:31:59] Rich Chelson:

They don't have a choice. Because when the appraisal comes out,   it'll it'll flat tell them they'll   well well, they will have a choice.   They can   because when it comes out and I find out,   my realtor is going to put in an offer for the appraised value of of the house.   So so if it comes back at 95,000,   we're gonna renegotiate, put it at 95.   Now the seller will have 2 choices. They can either accept it or they can say no and back out. And if they back out,   I've already been assured   that I will get back the $600 I paid for the appraisal   and the earnest money, the $500   earnest money that I put up. So   we are I mean, like, right here, I I mean, I literally should be knowing   any day.  

And, the thing is,   well, I can still totally back out of all this at any time.   Right.   But but   since I've and   like I told my realtor today, this has been the longest month of my life.  

[00:33:16] Bryan Goodwin:

I'm serious. This May will never freaking end.  

[00:33:20] Rich Chelson:

No. It won't. I mean,  

[00:33:23] Bryan Goodwin:

why won't you die?  

[00:33:26] Rich Chelson:

We have freaking got this started. I think it was, like, May 3rd or May 4th. Yeah. And closing is supposed to be June 4th. Well, we know that's not gonna happen.   Not now. No. No. No. And and oh, yeah. And the thing is, the freaking title issue   still isn't resolved yet.   Oh, shit. Well, well, they've   okay. What I found out is is   they've, got the paperwork, submitted the paperwork. They're just waiting on the government agency   to clear it.   And and it was funny when I was talking with   when I was talking with my realtor today,   I told her, I said I said I said, Melinda, I said, anytime   you submit paperwork   and you throw a holiday in there,   it extends everything by a month.  

Yeah. And she left. Yeah. She left. And she's like, yeah. She's like, I can't argue with that.  

[00:34:29] Bryan Goodwin:

There's there is solid logic in that.  

[00:34:33] Rich Chelson:

So so that   that's where I'm at with this freaking house.   The way it sounds, I'm probably gonna totally back out of this deal.   And I   because I did find out if I do back out of this deal since I've already been approved and got all that done.   Uh-huh.   This is all good for, like, 90 days, so I can keep going looking for a house,   you know, as long as I stay under a 125,000.   Yeah.   I can just roll up, say I want that house, you know, make an agreement with the seller,   and then buy it.   Yeah.   But but you see, the thing is, I I might   I might take a few weeks off because   I still need to call my realtor up north   to find out what's going on with my house.  

Right.   So, yeah, it's yeah. This has been   this has been very stressful   stressful month, and I'm shocked I still have all my hair. I'm shocked I do I'm shocked I I don't look like dude yet.  

[00:35:40] Duuude-Ron :

Man, that was just that was just that was   just   rude.   Rude? I know I don't have   I know I don't have a forehead anymore. It's more like a 41 head.   You know, that's how far it's receded down to my back. That's why I shaved it off. But, you know, damn. How rude.  

[00:36:03] Rich Chelson:

Man, nothing but love coming from you guys. Hey, man. Right here, man. Love. Nothing but love.   Yeah. No. But love.   That's right.  

[00:36:14] Duuude-Ron :

No. So as the the nose of flap comes around.   Right.  

[00:36:19] Rich Chelson:

Nothing but love, baby.  

[00:36:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Nothing but love.  

[00:36:24] Rich Chelson:

But no, other than that, that's, that's,   that's about pretty much,   I I really haven't done too much else.   Just,  

[00:36:34] Bryan Goodwin:

I don't know. Got any you got got anything for the, for the rich ham sandwich?   No. Not since last week, honestly. I don't think Since last week? Nothing nothing great, grand, wonderful?  

[00:36:47] Rich Chelson:

Hadn't contacted art Antarctica or anything like that? Oh, god. I would love to contact Antarctica, dude. That is, like, one of the,   one of the rarest   place to get. That that North Korea in North Korea.   I've I've got a North Korea.   I've got a North Korean contacts.  

[00:37:08] Bryan Goodwin:

Yes. I do. I do have a North Korean contact. Was he operating actually in North Korea or was he was he a defector who was like that?  

[00:37:16] Rich Chelson:

No. No. They were they were, I found out North Korea doesn't have any hams,   but once in a while, North Korea   allows other hams come to come in   and operate out of North Korea.  

[00:37:29] Bryan Goodwin:

And then after that, you never see them again.  

[00:37:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, I don't know about that. But,   yeah, North Korea is is a very hard   contact   to make.   Very it's it's   trust me. You don't always get it. But, yeah, I've I've been I was gonna say, I you probably  

[00:37:48] Bryan Goodwin:

or since, since Antarctica is actually,   essentially a, just a giant nature reserve.  

[00:37:55] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[00:37:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Maybe that's could be one of your bucket lists. You could go down there and kick off a,   a, you know, ham in the park or whatever it's called.  

[00:38:05] Rich Chelson:

Do a poda from Antarctica?  

[00:38:07] Bryan Goodwin:

A poda.  

[00:38:09] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. 75 below 0. You really think you really?  

[00:38:13] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, you bundle up.   You you you hang you hang a coat hanger outside.  

[00:38:20] Duuude-Ron :

Oh my god. That's why he moved from Missouri.  

[00:38:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Why? You know, if I bet you I bet you he would be willing to to suffer through   75 below 0 if he had that opportunity to   south,   and our guests.   They're like, oh,   oh, okay. Fine. You're talking to me no. I am. We're we're running for about 2 minutes. That's it. We're gonna bounce off of everybody we can. Well well, well, see, here's the thing. To, to activate a park, you need at least 10 contacts.  

[00:38:53] Rich Chelson:

So so so I would have to sit there   and make 10 contacts, and then   that park is activated. In fact, I don't know if there is a park in Antarctica that's above I think the whole thing is considered a night is considered a park.   I think so. Well, hang on.  

[00:39:13] Duuude-Ron :

And it's 75 Blue Shield.   I ain't gold.  

[00:39:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Can you POTA Antarctica?  

[00:39:22] Rich Chelson:

I hey. Hang on. I'm I'm I'm looking it up right now.   See. Let's look at the map,   zoom out,  

[00:39:33] Bryan Goodwin:

and go all the way down. I was gonna say, scroll to the bottom.   Okay.   I mean, you'll probably get a bunch of people from from Argentina   contacting you. Go, hey. I hear you.  

[00:39:46] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. No. No. Yeah. I get I get, Argentina.   I get Brazil. I get, and, no, I don't see anything in, in   in, Antarctica.  

[00:40:01] Bryan Goodwin:

I I wonder how you get that set up so that you can.  

[00:40:05] Rich Chelson:

Do you think I wanna go to   go to that much work, dude?   I mean,  

[00:40:12] Bryan Goodwin:

someone would go down there. I I guess would. Yeah. If you did the if you did the the paperwork or whatever it takes to   to   officially have some, you know, be recognized as, hey. Yeah. You can do this. I guarantee MT you'll find about 5 or 6 idiots that go down there in in in their in their boxers to go ham do do a in in Antarctica.   So  

[00:40:39] Rich Chelson:

Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. I wouldn't doubt  

[00:40:42] Bryan Goodwin:

it. Because there are those idiots who do like   that type of cold.   I, I like it to be cool.   I'm not a big let's let's hot   fan. I can handle the hot.   No one else can handle me being hot.   Because, well, I start raining.   And and then then after that comes the swamp smell, and that's just it's not slightly offensive to anybody close to me.   So  

[00:41:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. So,   yeah, I don't I I don't see any,   park opportunities   in in   and to already get them.  

[00:41:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, so there's gotta be a way to do it.  

[00:41:26] Rich Chelson:

There probably is, but,  

[00:41:29] Bryan Goodwin:

I'm just gonna leave that for someone else. Someone else who's got a little more gumption than you.  

[00:41:34] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Just a little bit because   I think I think we've got   10,000 parks just here in the US.   That's not counting around the world because   I I did I did contact the last time I I I did I did do a POTA,   I contacted   a park in Barbados,   actually.   Yeah. Yeah. It was, I'm the, the guy was actually doing a powder activation   in Barbados   and we did what's called a park to park.   And I was in Mississippi and he was in Barbados.   And and it was his, it was his first park to park   to the US.   Oh, that's cool.   Yeah. I think his call was 8 papa 6 Charlie echo, if I remember right. I would have to look at my log book.   But, yeah, it was, yeah, it was, Yeah. It was a Barbados,   call sign.  



[00:42:34] Bryan Goodwin:

So yeah. So that's that's what we're talking about. There's a cool call sign. If you can do it, do the vanity car call signs.   Do bravo 4 Romeo foxtrot.  

[00:42:46] Rich Chelson:

I can do that. If it's if it's available, yeah, I can get it.  

[00:42:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Now now write that out and tell me what it is.  

[00:42:55] Rich Chelson:

B 4fr?  

[00:42:57] Duuude-Ron :

R Yeah. R f.  

[00:42:59] Rich Chelson:

R f. Yeah.   But   I don't get it.   Barf?   Oh,   okay.  

[00:43:08] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, here. Well, here, hold on. Or, or you could, or you could sneak it in a little bit more and be a Bravo for   Romeo,   tango hotel.   If you do 5, then you'd be barf.  

[00:43:21] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Bravo 4 Romeo foxtrot   is a Chinese   call   sign. David Chin.   David Chin   owns that call sign.  

[00:43:35] Bryan Goodwin:

That's amazing.   Oh my god.  

[00:43:39] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   What was the next one? Bravo 4. Romeo tango  

[00:43:44] Bryan Goodwin:

hotel. 4 Romeo,   Tango hotel Barth.   And if you, if, if you are, if you've ever watched   back in the eighties, there was a   television show on Nickelodeon called you can't do that on tell   Yeah. I heard that.   And it was just a little skit variety show type thing. It was   you they would do just it was almost it was SNL for for for preteens is essentially what it was.   Mhmm.   And that's where the whole getting hit getting slime dumped on you on Nickelodeon award shows us all. That's where that all came from was from that. You couldn't say word water   or they'd they'd throw water on your on you. But if you said, I don't know, you got slime dumped on you.  

Mhmm. And so that's where that, and that all came from. You can't do that on television.   But one of the, one of the sh ticks that they used to do was they had this one guy who was just a really just a disgusting,   eatery   restaurant kinda hot,   diner,   scene.   And it was barfs.   And it was, you know, again, it was a play on barf, but it was Right. Barf. And so it they would kids would sit down. They'd be get get their food, and they'd take the the   the bun off the hamburger or something like that, and they'd go, oh, barf. And, yeah, the then all that was kind of the the clue for, for the,   for Barth to show up, and he'd be behind the be at the stove or whatever.  

What? What? What did he go through? And they they run their little joke, and the the end of the joke always ended with,   I heard that, and   that was it. It was a stupid stupid   premise, but the whole fact that there was   the guy's name was Barth, and he would answer to Barth.   Okay. Was was, it was a very long way of me getting to that, getting to that little point. But again, it's it was the eighties. It was amazing. It was beautiful. It was a such a   wonderful time of of Americana,   considering that you can't do that on television. It's actually a Canadian show. So Right. Right.   What's that Alanis Morissette on?  



[00:45:56] Rich Chelson:

Oh, really? I did not know that.   But yeah. No. Well, you see, actually, the,   that a call sign that   you  

[00:46:05] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. The RTH?  

[00:46:08] Rich Chelson:

No. No. That one that one's no good.   But No animal,   No. No. That one and and you see, that's the thing. Actually, that that bravo 4 Romeo Foxtrot  

[00:46:19] Bryan Goodwin:

Uh-huh.  

[00:46:20] Rich Chelson:

I couldn't get it here   in the US because that's set up for China only. The so Uh-huh. B 4 is is China. It's China term. B is.   Because here's yeah. Here in here in the States,   it's alpha November   kilo,   whiskey.   And they're they're starting   with, like,   a couple different ones   because they ran through so many calls. The FCC's ran through so many calls.   Uh-huh. You're getting some alpha echoes, some alpha alphas,   November, Novembers.   You're getting 2 by twos   now   on on some of the higher classes. But,   but, yeah, it's alpha November kilo whiskey are the main ones that you'll hear   of of the starting letters. Like, mine   mine is, November 5 bravo Lima Mike.  

So   So what about  

[00:47:22] Bryan Goodwin:

kilo   zero Charlie kilo?   I believe I might have that contact or hang on. Oh, here. You're kidding me if you actually ever got that one.  

[00:47:34] Rich Chelson:

Kilo 0 Charlie kilo on kilo zed.   Yes. Charles s captain from Deberry, Florida.  

[00:47:44] Bryan Goodwin:

Dude, he's got the oh, he's got the cock.   The call sign. That's amazing.   He is the cop.   See, that's what I would like to do with the with the vanity ones. See if I could find you know, it's almost like the,   in what I there for a little while, I worked over at, the American Quarter Horse Association.   Mhmm. Mhmm. And they were all   one of the things that the, the people who, whenever they register their horses, they have to get come up with a name for the horse. Mhmm. And so they're always trying to come up with, with, you know, dirty names as they kinda sneak in there. So they'd have, like, the Hawaiian the bay one that everybody knows is the  

[00:48:31] Rich Chelson:

Kumanuwunilea. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

[00:48:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Tap. And so you get a lot of those and they go through and they,   reject them. So, you know, there's,   you get you get a lot of those, like,   like Mike Hunt   and,   and and things like that. And so it's   always fun to see who   can get what snuck through. And there's been a few that I you go through with because I'll be taking the, the registration stuff, and I I worked in the mail room. So   I take the, take the the the information. Sometimes you'd see them and you just kinda look at them and go, oh, okay. I I don't know why it's called backwards t shirt, but okay. Well, it the horse's name is backwards t shirt. Alright.   Fold it up, stick it in the envelope, and away it went.  

But, and but there's a few in there that you get to and you go,   they didn't catch this.   Awesome. Yeah.   It's just they're like, how did they not catch? I mean, come on. An idiot like me working in the mail order.   Gotta have their time, man. And I caught it right off the bat. I saw the I saw the the,   the   my,   Mike Litturus. I I saw that. I know who who Michael Litterus  

[00:49:43] Rich Chelson:

is. So Ray.   Ray.   Yeah. It's yeah. It's all into spacing.   Exactly. Yeah, no,   no. I've got a website. I can look up just about any call sign or, you know, any type of call sign. And   and they've got they've got call signs from all over the world.   So so if you type it in, if it's not in there, it's either very, very, very brand new, and I'm talking a day or 2 old.   Or,   well, if   it's out of the US, a week old at least.   Oh.   Or,   it's   it's, not a good call sign.  

[00:50:25] Bryan Goodwin:

No went over call sign. No.   So, alright.   Well, let's go ahead and let's get moving on with the, with the show. So what   I was thinking,   let's try to be a little current today.   And, today   was something I kinda consider a bit of a travesty.   But the other side of,   the other half of the of the,   the US or the very vocal   half of the US   considered as a victory. We've got,   Trump's hush money trial   has made the verdict.  

[00:51:07] Rich Chelson:

Yes.   Yes. I just I just read something about that earlier. And,   the Democrats paid a lot of money for that verdict.   Yeah. And They got to That is my opinion.   They paid that judge off or or people to   to,  

[00:51:25] Bryan Goodwin:

help make that decision is all there was. Well, and what when you say paid off, what do you think the they paid him off with? I see that I don't know. They're they're I honestly if I had to guess,   I think they said if you can get   him convicted   and we get, who is it? Sotomayor   who is, like, 11ty,   and and,   is one of the more senior,   more senior,   justices,   that are that's on the side.   I think they're I bet you, they're what they're trying to do is they're going, if you we get her to step out, we will get you   inserted into the  

[00:52:11] Rich Chelson:

That very well could be.  

[00:52:13] Bryan Goodwin:

Cause you got, you know, Conji Brown who doesn't know how to, who,  

[00:52:17] Rich Chelson:

can't tell you what a woman is. I mean, she's the newest one being. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I heard something about that too. But, yeah, I mean and, you know,   hang on. Hang on. Let's let's   before we scroll off onto that, let's let's   what   what is the big deal   about this hush money?   Because one,   this hush money, it  

[00:52:41] Bryan Goodwin:

He shut up a a a   horrible   crime that he tried to quiet up   Stormy Daniels  

[00:52:50] Rich Chelson:

because Okay. But hold it. He wasn't president at the time. He wasn't in office.   Yeah. But he lied about it. He didn't wanna tell anybody about it. Every every every politician   ever   in the history of the United States has paid ush money to a prostitute  

[00:53:08] Bryan Goodwin:

or anybody else. I was gonna say, isn't that what kind of the reason why you pay a prostitute?  

[00:53:15] Rich Chelson:

Well but but you say why?   You see, that's the thing. Why now is it all of a sudden?   I mean, look at Bill Clinton.  

[00:53:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. I was gonna say Bill Clinton. I mean, Justin Flowers was shut up with $800.   Yeah. I think I think Stormy Daniels got short end of the stick with a 130,000.   I think that's what he paid her.  

[00:53:36] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That that I'm not sure. But you see, that's the thing.   Why   why is this   conviction   such a big deal now? Because   he he was a private citizen. And whether it happened or didn't happen, one, it's none of our fucking business.   Right. Okay. I mean, totally none of our business. So so why is this   such a big deal? Because   okay. So what?  

[00:54:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Because   Trump has put himself out as being this morally superior   being. And we are able to prove that he lied.  

[00:54:10] Rich Chelson:

Oh, hell. He hasn't. I know he hasn't, but that's what He has never never portrayed himself as a morally or whatever.   I mean, I mean I mean, come on. How many he's got You know, if he did that  

[00:54:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Ivanka is what? His 3rd wife? Yeah. I think so. So, I mean, yeah, he's had 3 of I mean, granted all 3 of it. It it the other two wives look   damn near like,   like Ivanka. So I mean, they're all he definitely has a type that he chases after. Well, and that's that's  

[00:54:41] Rich Chelson:

fine. So so does every man in this world. Yeah. Well, so does every woman in this world. You see, this is what I'm saying.   You know, everyone's,   you know, all concentrating   on Trump and saying, oh, this will affect   the election and all like that.   Why?  

[00:54:57] Bryan Goodwin:

He's a man. It well, it won't. It won't affect the the election.   I don't know. If you listen to what the dems are saying. Oh, no. The well, the democrats think that they've got him all tied up. But but at the same time,   they also don't seem to think that, oh, this will never happen to us.   And no. And better be hope you better hope to freaking god you could get him into prison,   and you better lock him up in the basement   and then build,   another prison on top of that prison because   he ever gets out, it's gonna be hell to pay.   Yes. He is going to, and he's going to get every single one of those folks   one way or another   tossed into prison themselves. Right. But he'll find the ones who who can because I mean, already, they've already thrown shown that, hey.  

Somebody in Texas   can charge an ex president   for federal crimes because that's what they did in Florida.   They charged   Trump,   the state of, or the the,   state of New York   charged Trump   for,   for the,   for the, the   the doc, the top secret documents and stuff that he was able to take out of the white house and store in in Mar a Lago.   New York is behind a locked door   in a secured room.   Unlike, well, what Bybon was able to do. Hold on. Hold on. New York  

[00:56:31] Rich Chelson:

has no jurisdiction in in Washington, DC.  

[00:56:36] Bryan Goodwin:

But they are they have filed those lawsuits, haven't they?  

[00:56:41] Rich Chelson:

Well, they have. But but you say any smart person,   which is most of America,  

[00:56:47] Bryan Goodwin:

I would think, I would hope. But then again, I might be totally wrong. But either way of America is that smart. The other quarter is the one who can't decide which bathroom they're supposed to be using.   Right. Or or or which gender they are. Yeah. They decide, oh, wait a minute. Today, I'm a I'm a boy. No. No. I feel like girl like today. Oh, no. No. I'm a chicken today.   You're yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

[00:57:10] Rich Chelson:

You know, or or I'm I'm a bear.   That did not sound   right at all.   But but That was scary.   Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Let let me ask you this then.   Because, yeah, you   Oh, shit. Brian, stop. You're fucking killing me here.   No. Okay. Okay.  

[00:57:38] Bryan Goodwin:

There's an ISO for us.  

[00:57:41] Rich Chelson:

An ISO?  

[00:57:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. For the very end of the very end of the show. Oh, yeah. Oh, in an ISO.   Okay.   Oh, so  

[00:57:55] Rich Chelson:

okay. Hold on here. Hold on here. Okay. Since   now now   now we know this will get appealed   come tomorrow morning.   And I mean, we know it and it'll get locked up for years.   Okay. But   even though he was convicted   on these 34 accounts,   how can they carry any jail time?   And and and   again,   how is it a federal case?  

[00:58:27] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, no. This this one here that we just got finished, they just convicted him with.   That   is a civil case. Or, well, or not civil. It's it's   essentially, if one I I the only thing I can figure is Well, they were saying 30 4 felony accounts.   Yeah. There's 3034   felony count. I   I I would say look up and see what those, what those felony accounts were because Okay.   Because yeah. I mean, that's felony for the state   of New York.   I don't think those.   So for how whatever the, however they were able to get, you know, however they were able to   do the mental gymnastics.  

Now his   Mar a Lago   secret documents,   thing, that I don't think that one's actually even gone,   gone into play yet.  

[00:59:21] Rich Chelson:

I think they're still Actually, I think I read something that that the judge put it off to,   put it off to,   for like,   unexplained.  

[00:59:36] Bryan Goodwin:

No. Okay.   He's   still in Georgia   that, that, everybody likes to call Fawnee Willis because,   because the,   because the British,   on on BBC can't say Fanny.   So   because fanny fanny in in in British   terms   is is is essential is is pussy.   It is is it is a woman's front butt.   That is what a fanny is. You ever hear somebody And that's why they get so they they look so weird if you're if they were around a bunch of southern women and they had the kids that were acting up,   they would be 8 ways of embarrassed   because we use fanny   like they use cunt.  

Wow.   So you we were we're running around saying, I'm gonna bust your fanny if you don't get yourself back inside.   And, obviously, that sounds like sexual abuse to the Brits.   Really? That's So I guess they're like going, why are you gonna whack that girl with a paddle on the on on her genitals?   Or not. We're gonna whack her ass, man. We're gonna paddle our butt off.   So   but for, you know, in in   Britain, I mean, guys will call themselves call each other you fucking cunt, you know, all day long.   And it's just it's a just a term   like like any other. It's just a term for them.  

And it doesn't mean   the same thing. Like, it means here   where if you said that if you see say see you next Tuesday,   you're gonna end up getting 37 women on your head beating you up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's like that's like saying,  

[01:01:27] Rich Chelson:

in England,   a fag is a cigarette.  

[01:01:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, you know, and Good thing we weren't live streaming and probably just what it got taken down for that one.  

[01:01:38] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:01:43] Bryan Goodwin:

But,   but now we got, yeah, that's, that's a sick, of course. It's also a bundle of sticks.   So, you know, What is?   The fag.   A fag of sticks is called the Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's right. It's a small bundle.  

[01:01:57] Rich Chelson:

I heard I heard that years ago.  

[01:02:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Now they will now the English will get riled up. You'd call him a bastard.   Why the heck? Because they take it as being a very literal insult. While we'll run around, we call it you know, we use the word bastard like they use the word cunt.  

[01:02:18] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:02:19] Bryan Goodwin:

So It's like, come here, you old dirty bastard dog. Knock your head off. You know? And that, for us, it's just, you know, it's just a word. We don't literally mean   you you have no father. You know? You were you're born out of wedlock or anything like that. They take that one seriously.  

[01:02:34] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, see, that's the thing. In the in the,   early,   19 100,   yeah, or 1800   also or the early times.   Yeah. Yeah. Bastard did mean something bad.  

[01:02:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Yeah. And, I mean, yeah, it would've   been would've been bad to be, you know, to think that your your mom, your saintly mom, had, had sex out of wedlock, which,   you know, we also like to sit around and think, oh, well, they never did that.   Bullshit. They just knew it. And they just so that our grandpas had a better pullout game than what our kids do these days do.   So  

[01:03:15] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:03:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Now Of course. I also like that. I like that, that meme   about, about the plastic on couches.   You ever heard see that one?   No. No. I haven't seen that one yet. The reason why they had plastic on couches is because grandma's a squirter, and grandpa knew what he was doing.  

[01:03:37] Rich Chelson:

That's a mental picture I didn't   need.   Dude, what do you think about that one?  

[01:03:46] Duuude-Ron :

You know, coming   from   grandparents   that had   plastic covering   on their furniture.   No. That   never crossed my mind.   In any way, shape or form,   until today. Thank you all very much.  

[01:04:11] Rich Chelson:

Hey. I'm glad to serve where I can. Thank you for that, dude. That was all Brian right there.   You're right. It's kinda like  

[01:04:18] Duuude-Ron :

you can't get that image out of your head.  

[01:04:21] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. Well, of course, we used to gross each other out, and we'd ask each other. It's like, you know, wonder if your mom gave blowjob before she kissed you or not. They're like,   no.   Jumps.  

[01:04:33] Rich Chelson:

Oh, damn.  

[01:04:36] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, you know you know the best slides for kids. Right? You know what the best slide for a kid is.  

[01:04:44] Rich Chelson:

Say that again, dude. Yeah. Say it again.  

[01:04:48] Duuude-Ron :

What's the best slide for kids?  

[01:04:51] Rich Chelson:

I don't know. I don't know.  

[01:04:53] Duuude-Ron :

A throat.  

[01:04:58] Rich Chelson:

Oh, oh my gosh. Yeah.   Yeah. If we were live, we would definitely get kicked off YouTube   Yep. And Facebook.  

[01:05:06] Bryan Goodwin:

No money. Be, wouldn't get any sponsors.   That's good because we are   value for value. We don't need sponsors.  

[01:05:14] Duuude-Ron :

That's right. We, yeah, we don't need sponsors. Okay. No. Brian, just like, we don't need just like we don't need no stinking badges.  

[01:05:22] Bryan Goodwin:

We don't need no stinking badges.  

[01:05:25] Rich Chelson:

They got guns.   That's right.  

[01:05:29] Bryan Goodwin:

So Okay. Alright. Alright. So back back to what we're talking.  

[01:05:32] Rich Chelson:

Well, I found that 34 felony counts.  

[01:05:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. Let her in.  

[01:05:39] Rich Chelson:

Basically, it was in, three sections.   Invoices   for legal services,   checks   paid for legal services,   and ledger entries for legal expenses.   So basically,   they're saying, like, the first one is an invoice from Michael Cohen   marked as a record of the Donald J. Trump   revocable   trust. And   if you go to entry in the detailed general ledger for the Donald J Trump   trust   brain voucher number.   I mean, if you ask me that   these are all bullshit,  

[01:06:23] Bryan Goodwin:

basically. Well, because we could especially considering who,   who the, who claimed that that, that ledger entry   and that receipt came from,   he's been shown to be a he's been shown and proven time and time. I mean, they're for the longest time.   Even the Democrats were saying, he's not like, he's been hit with lies time and time again.   Michael   Cohen, Michael Cohen is Okay. Is a is known is a known liar   on both sides.  

[01:06:57] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:06:58] Bryan Goodwin:

Except for right now, it always, it benefits. So we're gonna trust and we're gonna believe every single word Michael Cohen says because it'll probably get Michael Cohen some type of amnesty from be ever being tried for for perjury.  

[01:07:13] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, okay. Basically, what it looks like is every invoice,   marked as a record,   every entry,   and the check and check stub   separately   is is   the charges all the way down and on different dates.   Like like, the first set was from February 14, 2017,   March 16th of 2017,   April 13th, June 19th, May 22nd.   I mean, it was all in 2017.  

[01:07:48] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.  

[01:07:50] Rich Chelson:

So, I mean,  

[01:07:51] Bryan Goodwin:

I don't know. This is But again, I mean, even with all those though,   what were the actual counts?   What was so he was charged as guilty of   writing an invoice?  

[01:08:04] Rich Chelson:

Yes. Invoice from Michael Cohen marked as a record of   the Donald J. Trump revocable trust.  

[01:08:11] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. So so how is that illegal?  

[01:08:14] Rich Chelson:

That's what I'm asking.   That's what I'm asking. It says up here, Trump was charged with false buying business records in the first degree.  

[01:08:24] Bryan Goodwin:

So so the the the record of the receipt   being there and the and the and the check   is that it actually didn't happen.  

[01:08:36] Rich Chelson:

You see, I don't know because it says count 2 is the entry in the detailed general ledger,   bearing voucher number. And then number 3 is entry in the detailed general ledger. And then number 4 is check and check stub, and that was all dated February 14, 2017.   Basically,   what they're doing is charging him   they're saying these entries in his ledger or whatnot are false   And,   like charge 5, invoice from Michael Cohen.   Okay. Are are you telling me Michael   Cohen wrote this invoice,   but but it doesn't say what it was wrote for?  

[01:09:19] Bryan Goodwin:

I don't know. So what if Michael Cohen actually stole money from   I don't know. See, and that's, I'm that's what I'm trying to figure out. It's like, okay. So what what is it that, American citizens   in New York,   state of New York should avoid doing?   Should we now stay away from invoices?   I need an invoice. Oh, no. No. No. Don't get don't give me an invoice. I like I can't do an invoice because, you know, I might go to jail if I have an invoice.   Right. Well, okay. Hang on. But at the same time, if that's the case,   then truckers should be be avoiding. And I I know I'm being slightly actually, I'm being very facetious, but still bear with me. Suckers will have to avoid it because you got a bill of lading   is an invoice.  



[01:10:01] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:10:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Now So  

[01:10:05] Rich Chelson:

Now hold on. Hold on here. Okay.   Let let me re read this. This is this is part of the article here. K. It said it said the jurors said they unanimously   agreed   that Trump falsified business records   to conceal a $130,000   hush money payment to adult film star, Stormy Daniels,   to influence   the outcome of the 2016   election.   Now, how does paying a $130,000   to   an adult   film star influence the outcome of the 2016   election? Because  

[01:10:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Because she is Stormy Daniels by very definition,   is a prostitute.   Well, yes. She's a very expensive prostitute for a $130,000   But   but She's a prostitute nonetheless.  

[01:10:57] Rich Chelson:

Well, no, I get it. But in 2016,   look at Trump's popularity.   There was nothing   there was nothing   short of   murder   that it could have knocked him out.  

[01:11:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.  

[01:11:13] Rich Chelson:

Nothing. Nothing short of murder.  

[01:11:16] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Because 2017 is when he   was in office. He went into office January 20th,   2017.  

[01:11:27] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[01:11:29] Bryan Goodwin:

But, but still you see, these were wrote and this was all wrote after   in 2017.  

[01:11:35] Rich Chelson:

Yes. February 14th.  

[01:11:37] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. Then the election's already happened. How is he influencing the, the election?  

[01:11:43] Rich Chelson:

I don't know.   Good question.   Good question.   But, yeah, this this is why this is why they said and, I I mean, it was said in the article that jurors all agreed   that it was it was paid to   influence   the 2016 election, but it was all done in 2017.   After   January 20th, which is   inauguration day. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was right on that.   So yeah.   So so, apparently,   the democrats   paid a lot of people off.   That's my   opinion.  

[01:12:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. I mean, that that's, that's very possible,   but I'm not sure exactly who it is that they, they paid off. Well, I mean, I mean, I mean, well, and also it depends on what, what is your definition of paid off?  

[01:12:40] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean, I mean, look at the outcome they got for, for the falsification   that   that the course just did,  

[01:12:48] Bryan Goodwin:

you know? Yeah. But I mean, the, and, we'll say we'll say that this, all this is just completely hypothetical   and we're   and we're   we're throwing out our opinions of everything because we really don't know   who, if any, was actually paid off. I actually kind of, I'm wondering, and my opinion is actually that   that,   I think there were promises   for   higher,   more powerful positions   for, for critical people.  

[01:13:21] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's the same thing that's paid off in my book. So, well, yeah, I mean, like, it could be,  

[01:13:26] Bryan Goodwin:

viewed as paid off, but a lot of people I think also would hear paid off and was like, okay. Well, here you go. There's and and there very well could be, but, again,   I wasn't there. I   I I can go only go off of what I've seen. Yes, folks. So that's one of the reasons why I think.  

[01:13:43] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. So my So just to clarify, this is our opinions,   only speculation. We have no knowledge, no foreknowledge, no afterknowledge, no but knowledge of anything.  

[01:13:54] Bryan Goodwin:

Right. So so democrats,   fuck off because we're we're   just we're we're talking shit right now. And so, yeah, you just because you don't have a sense of humor doesn't mean shit. Alright?   So   Next thing we know, we all got the blood Yeah. We yeah. We're gonna have we're gonna have January. We're gonna be they're gonna have people running around saying, yo, we're at, at the White House or at the, at the Capitol during January 6th. It's   like,   no. Actually, I've gotten I've got I've got  

[01:14:24] Rich Chelson:

DOT records proving otherwise. I was freezing my ass off January 6th. Okay?  

[01:14:29] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   You know, and Just   Ron's opinion.   Mhmm. You know, wherever Trump wants to stick his dick,  

[01:14:39] Bryan Goodwin:

who cares?   Thank you. They they didn't they didn't care about   where where Trump, where Clinton stuck his. So why is all You're right.  

[01:14:48] Duuude-Ron :

And, you know JFK.   That was okay. That was okay where Clinton stuck his. Mhmm. But whereas   Trump stuck his, you know,   that would not   change   my direction on who I voted   for president, which was Trump,   because   having   a politician   in   the White House, well, look what what has done to the United States.   And Trump was not a politician, and   look at everything that he was able to get   accomplished.   Right. And Because he was not a politician and did not want to get his pockets   lined   because they're already lined.  

[01:15:33] Bryan Goodwin:

Right. Right. Well, and it's it kinda like how, you know, a lot of people would end up seeing hearing what we just said. Like, Trump can, you know, Trump can lay whoever he wants to.   And   they a lot of the Democrats would go, see, you're doing 2 faced. You you gave y'all threw a huge shit fit about about Clinton.   And the difference between that is because at Clinton, weird, I did not have sexual relations to that woman, miss Lewinsky.   And that is him actually   lying.   He actually   lied to the American people.   Nobody even bothered to ask Trump.  

Hey, did you ever have sex with, with a, with a stormy Daniel   and   till after she started till she actually decided to break the, the agreement.   Which actually, I think you ought to turn around and see the shit out of her and go cough up that $130   woman.  

[01:16:33] Rich Chelson:

You know what? I I I mean, honestly,  

[01:16:37] Bryan Goodwin:

the best thing he can do is just walk away and just move forward. Oh, I know. I agree. I that would be that would be the best, but same time,   I wanna watch him just   make every single one of those assholes   squirm.   Right.   I mean, if I,   I bet you dollars donuts here shortly,   probably after the election,   somewhere along the way, that   that judge   over overseeing that.   The asshole prick that he was and   causing him to actually putting gag orders on Trump saying you can't say anything in your defense   to anybody other than in this, in this courtroom.   Excuse me.  

Yeah. Can't say anything out in public. I mean, Stormy Daniels and everybody else on the other side, they could say as much bullshit as they can wanted wanted to about Trump. They could say the most outlandish. He liked to have, you know, he liked to bring bring whips, chains, and and have golden showers, which we all know now that he that well, even knew back then that was an absolute lie because Trump is a germaphobe.  

[01:17:47] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:17:48] Bryan Goodwin:

He   he doesn't like he actually doesn't like to shake hands with people because   he doesn't like germs,   which I is something I've always found fascinating with rich peep.   Oh my god. We got germs. It's like, yeah. Well, congratulations. I'm one of the unwashed masses, but you know, so it's okay. We're used to our germs. Well, that's like, that's like how we Mandel  

[01:18:09] Rich Chelson:

does not work. Yeah. Yeah. How we Mandel. Yeah. He'll hug you. A lot of the rich folks are very oh, yeah. He'll he'll give you a fist bump. That's close to you. Hug. No. No. He will hug people, but he will not shake their hand.  

[01:18:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Which makes no sense. I mean Well, I agree, but, you know, that's his Now that don't make no sense.   Alright, Delbert.  

[01:18:33] Rich Chelson:

No. It just but yeah.   You see and and   you see, this is where you see, this is where I have a problem with   with a lot of this shit because   there ain't no man gonna tell me what I can and can't do. I give no damn.   Right. I'm gonna say what I want,   speak my mind,   and and do what I want as long as I am within the law.  

[01:18:57] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. And that's, I think and that's the thing that I have a big problem with is   what's good for the goose is good for the fucking gander. If you wanna sit there and throw a shit fit about something Trump's done,   Okay. Make sure that you're, you understand. You're probably pointing 3 fingers back at you. Yeah. Somewhere on in that very fashion because I bet you y'all have done something very similar, if not worse.  

[01:19:24] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean, I mean, think about it. Okay.   Wanna bring up some names? Ralph Nader, Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi   need not go on.  

[01:19:33] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, there, there's a start with 4,   but I mean, you could also point to the Clintons. You could point to, you know,   point all the way back.   Yeah. And and and the thing is Yeah. We've always had, you know, we've had the left left wing news and the right wing news. That's been something. I mean, hell, Ben Franklin and and, and and,   Abraham Lincoln, both were known for writing   scathing   editorials   in in their respective newspapers.  

[01:20:06] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:20:07] Bryan Goodwin:

And they would and Lincoln was famous for making up,   pseudonyms that he would use   and just, and he would just sit there and just   rip snort into who the competition was. I couldn't tell you who it is. I haven't studied that much into history. I just thought found it funny that he would sit there and he would just   call them every possible name in the book that was allowed   in, in current society at that time. So Right. Right. You know, he couldn't use a 4 letter word, but by gosh, he'd come to   he'd probably call he wouldn't call you a bitch, but he'd call you a female dog.  

[01:20:49] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Yeah. No. But yeah. And see, that's the thing. And and, you know, I'm not I'm not saying the freaking freaking republicans are innocent because we're Oh, no. No. No. We've done  

[01:21:04] Bryan Goodwin:

kinda like what I was saying yesterday. I mean, you you look at the Republican side and you look at the Democrat side, and you might as well be choosing. Which side do you want? Do you want Voldemort or do you want air Emperor Palpatine from star wars?   Neither side's a good side.   Neither's the e both of them are out to screw us over.  

[01:21:23] Rich Chelson:

Yes,   one way or not. And  

[01:21:27] Bryan Goodwin:

in one form, fashion or another, they're out to completely just   use us up as as a as a masturbatory tool   and toss us away as long as they get more money and more power over because of it. As long as they get what they want, they don't care. Right. And that's the big problem. And   I think   I think that it's a,   that's a huge problem.   I think that it's, something that should be,   that should be should be addressed.   No. But at the same time, we But Willie How do you address that?  

[01:22:03] Rich Chelson:

You stand up and say, kiss my ass.   I mean, that's that's just that's just my hillbilly and me coming out.  

[01:22:10] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.   Because, yeah, I mean and you do. You have to worry about the the whole,   and that's what a lot of people are kinda worrying about right now is that now that this this has come out, are we going to have the Bubba effect kick in?  

[01:22:28] Rich Chelson:

Well, okay. Hold on here. Hold on here. Let me, I   I thought it just popped into my head. We're sitting here   censoring trying to censor all these freaking words   and everything. Oh, we can't say this. We can't say that. But yet,   every day in your local grocery store, there's someone saying cunt shit damn fuck.   They're saying all these words that we're trying to censor   or or, you know, and it's like, why?   It's, it's like, no. Okay. Now, are you actually saying that we're trying to censor or that you and me and, and No. No. And dude are trans or general? No. No. No. Trump censor. People in general. Like like Oh, okay. Like congress saying saying, oh, you can't say that. That's offensive. That'll hurt someone's feelings, but yet   those same people are saying the same words to other people.  

Oh, yeah. But, yeah, you're sitting here telling me that I can't say it because that's offensive? That's because it's well, and I think what you kinda getting into what the the whole,  

[01:23:30] Bryan Goodwin:

the anti,   semitism,  

[01:23:34] Rich Chelson:

act. Is that what you're Well, that too. That too. Okay. I it's just it's you see, this is what this is what's   got me wound up and all pissed off   because people are trying to tell me what I can and can't say   or or or what I'm supposed to think or not supposed to think. Fuck y'all.   Yeah. I told you earlier.   God,   my great niece and nephews,   Emma G,   rest of y'all be damned.   I love you guys. You know, y'all aren't Y'all are excluded. I love you guys. We're we're we're not But still completely damned. We're just purgatory.   Right.  

But no. It just I mean I mean, this this shit this shit is just what what oh, fucking drives me up a wall.  

[01:24:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Right. And it's like, and I mean, I, and I get it. You stand up there and say that to me. Right. And that's, that's a lot of them. I mean, the, the big,   the big, horrible, terrible word that is actually out there right now. And I don't even like the word.   And that is that the notorious inward.  

[01:24:41] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:24:42] Bryan Goodwin:

But I think   if you really don't like that word,   Then drop it out of the lexicon   Drop it out of your use of words draw get your culture to get rid of it If you don't like that hearing white people say that say that word, then you shouldn't be okay with having your fellow,   fellow brothers and sisters in the the same race   using the same derogatory term. Because in all reality, you're dragging your own ass down. Exactly. You're keeping your butt in the gutter instead of lifting yourselves out because you're still running around going, hey, my n word.   What are you up to? No. Just like Drop it. Get rid of it. Scrub it. Say no. And if your friend says this, go, no. We don't do that anymore.  

We're better than that. Yeah. Exactly.  

[01:25:33] Rich Chelson:

And, I mean, but sadly,  

[01:25:35] Bryan Goodwin:

it was sadly the, the ghetto culture   has overtaken   black American.  

[01:25:43] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. This is true. And and there are   there are many,   black people that that are trying to change that.   Yeah. Yeah. Because and and and I applaud them for it.   You know, because that's the thing, you know, I I don't, I don't, I don't look down on anyone.   You know, I I don't care what color you are. I don't care, you know, whatever. I mean, if you're short, yeah, I might have to look down, but I don't look down on you.   You know, whatever. I don't care. It's just, but you see, the thing is, you don't hear white people,   calling each other cracker.  



[01:26:20] Bryan Goodwin:

You know? Well, sometimes we all just out of facetiousness   because we we would prefer to be we would prefer to go eat over at the, the Caucasian barrel.   So  

[01:26:32] Rich Chelson:

I'm a Ritz, man. I'm not exactly I'm a Ritz.  

[01:26:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Ritz, man. That's right. I'm a Ritz.  

[01:26:41] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.  

[01:26:42] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, man. So for that and I and I kinda understand because there, you know, there is the whole   rednecks have taken the term redneck   and have owned it,   but they don't care who calls calls them a redneck.   They're like going, hell fuck yeah. I'm a redneck. Build a bridge. Get over it if you don't like it. Right.   So They they own it. They're not going.   You can't say that.   They're like, they don't care.   They're just a lot they're gonna you call them a redneck. They're gonna be like, well, yeah. But do you know what you they're And if you ask them,   they could pretty much tell you the origin of the word.  

Mhmm.  

[01:27:25] Rich Chelson:

Yep. What about the hillbillies? Same thing. They've owned it. They were called hillbillies back back in 18 owners, but, and, and they're like, yeah. So which point?   But, but you see, and, and you see, that's the thing. Rednecks and hillbillies   learn to live   very well  

[01:27:47] Bryan Goodwin:

and and Respect live off speaking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but but live Speaking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But but  

[01:27:52] Rich Chelson:

but lived off lived off what they had at hand.   Yeah. They've been they've been put down for it. And it's like, why?   Because, oh, we don't live like that.   Yeah.   You have to have this is why you want the government to fucking pay for everything   and hand you everything.   You know?  

[01:28:13] Bryan Goodwin:

They may not be the, be the richest folks in the world. They may end up having a, you know, a a 40 year old pickup   that run that that's got a 6 cylinder engine, but it runs off of only 2.   Hey. It's still going. But It's still moving.  

[01:28:31] Rich Chelson:

The thing is though. The thing is though,   define being rich.   Right. And and and and don't use the dictionary term because you can't.   Because being rich   has many different   meanings to every different person.   Right. Because some people could have $500   a a month   and be happy as a clam and be rich in life.  

[01:28:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, in tech technically, if you look at it, the poor folks   are defined   using the definition of happiness, they are   happier people. Yes.   Now it doesn't mean what what that actually means though   isn't   that they have is that not so much happiness? I actually if you look at it a little more, it almost seems like they're just a little more fulfilled.   Yeah. They find that fulfillment because happiness is just an emotion. It just happens. It just happens to be there. A sense of fulfillment   is that one thing that accomplishment   that you can always lean back on   And so   are they fulfilled?  

Oh, yeah. It's not hard to be fulfilled when you don't have much.  

[01:29:45] Rich Chelson:

Right. And but   but see, that's the thing. Not everybody   has to have the big house, the big boat, the big car. Yeah.   You know, all this shit.   And granted  

[01:29:58] Bryan Goodwin:

yeah. You're right. Because, I mean, you've got the, gen gen zers and the millennials   who were there for the big craze was to live in a tiny home. Right. A how live in a tiny home.   Right. How live in a house that, you know, might have 17 acres, but to be in a little 500 square foot house. I mean,   it's like, holy   folks. How'd you do that? Or even less, you know, in a 100 square foot house.  

[01:30:21] Rich Chelson:

Look at me. I mean Yeah. You know? Yeah. He goes My house is north of the tiny house.   Yeah.   348 square feet on the on floor level.   Yeah. If you added the lofts in, I I think it added another 150.   But that's   that much? The loft with the lofts. Yeah.   Because one loft was, 12 by 12,   and, the other loft was it was shorter.  

[01:30:48] Bryan Goodwin:

So, yeah, 12 foot by 12 by foot by 12 foot down. It's a 144 feet. So yeah. Yeah.  

[01:30:54] Rich Chelson:

So so yeah. And it was it was like 360, almost 400   on on the whole bottom level.  

[01:31:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay.  

[01:31:02] Rich Chelson:

But   so, yeah, it's it's it's saying saying that's the thing. People wanna look down on other people, and you can't   because everybody's   definition of fulfillment,   rich,   poor,   is different.  

[01:31:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.   That, and also, I mean, you may think you're poor, but I bet you, you look hard enough. You can find someone who's poor.  

[01:31:27] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm. Oh, yeah.  

[01:31:29] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. And and that's one thing that has always really gotten me in in American society is, you know, we   you have   people who are screaming that there are peep there are poor poor folks who can't eat in in the US. Yeah.   And that's true. There are folks who can eat,   but also our poor   are, is insanely overweight.  

[01:31:53] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:31:56] Bryan Goodwin:

And that should be an alarming issue.  

[01:31:58] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. The weight yeah. The the, health the, health implications for that. Hell, yeah.  

[01:32:05] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Because I mean, sorry, but if you you can't if you're having a hard time   paying your light bills, but you are £400.  

[01:32:15] Rich Chelson:

Time to drop the little Debbie's.  

[01:32:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Just saying. Yeah. Yeah. Time to and granted, I know little debbies is making sure is is is paying into   paying into the,   into the snap program   so they can be allowed to be, be purchased.  

[01:32:33] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:32:35] Bryan Goodwin:

I mean, Same reason as why Coca Cola and Doctor Pepper   and bottling and all them pay into snap also.   Yeah.   Because if not, then you would end up having   WIC   WIC. They don't, they, they set up right. You can't just buy yourself into it. You have to be it's lowest   dollar and you and then it's, it it has to be a a particular   nutritional value. Now granted, there's still a lot of freaking sugar in their stuff. Because they they hand out a wrap ton of of juices.  

[01:33:07] Rich Chelson:

There is a shit ton of sugar in   everything. Everything. Yeah. Every and I don't care if it's on Snap, Wick, or just a regular store. Look at look at some of   of the products you buy. Flip over. It looks the amount of sugar. Oh my god.  

[01:33:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Sugar is Any type of of ose,   sucrose,   or, or or fructose or   or sucrose.  

[01:33:35] Rich Chelson:

Or or even regular sugar.  

[01:33:38] Bryan Goodwin:

I mean Yeah. Which is sucrose.   Not sucrose. Sucrose. I'm getting my Italian mixed up because because Italian for sugar is sucrose. So  

[01:33:47] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   But, yeah, you got ketchup.   You've got   ranch dressing.  

[01:33:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Ranch dressing. Tons of sugar.  

[01:33:54] Rich Chelson:

Mayonnaise.   Shit. A lot of sugar. Yeah. Except for Duke's.  

[01:34:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Duke's man's has oh, Duke's man's And guess what I found over at Luvs   on,   Luvs over at, over on the, I 44.  

[01:34:11] Rich Chelson:

Where? What? What?  

[01:34:13] Bryan Goodwin:

They have   Duke's mayonnaise that you can put on your on your sandwiches and stuff. Oh my god. Did you do it?   No. Because I I I didn't wanna put it in my ramen noodles.  

[01:34:26] Rich Chelson:

No. Okay. Okay. That was a good choice, Sarah. But, dude,   I I mean, was it in packages or was it in a squeeze? No. No. It was a square bottle.  

[01:34:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.  

[01:34:36] Rich Chelson:

Take your bag in there and just slide it in there. Get the ziplock bag. Dude,   get you some Dukes. I'm telling you. Get you some fucking Dukes.   Dude, you'll love Dukes. I'm serious, man. Dukes man isn't the bomb.   Wow.   We have squirrel, dude. We have squirrel Oh, yeah. Plans to shoot tonight.  

[01:34:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep. So far, we've gotten Trump's trial. We haven't even talked about,   fertilize the   fertilizers   and the forever chemicals that are killing,   killing livestock.   And, then which caused me to wanna go off and think   talk about,   one of the things that I have noticed through history, and I guess I'm gonna have to sit down and just   plow through the communist manifesto sometime.  

[01:35:26] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:35:27] Bryan Goodwin:

That's gonna   be physically harmful to me. It's gonna cause me all sorts of pain, but,   but   to try to understand,   what is it   Marx   had   against farmers?   Because communist   everywhere,   what's the first thing they go at?  

[01:35:50] Rich Chelson:

The food, agriculture. The farms.  

[01:35:52] Bryan Goodwin:

They they I mean, you had,   you had the, when when Stalin and them took over.   Well, actually, when,   yeah. Joseph Stalin.   Was it Stalin the first one or not or was he the one that took over?   Stalling yeah. Stalin.   Stalin. Because I'm trying to think of who it was,   because I'm, you know, I'm getting confused with him.   Stall, no. Lennon. Lennon. Lennon.   Joseph Stalin came after   after,   After Lenin? Yeah. After Lenin.   So so yeah. There I knew there was 2, and they looked really freaking similar.   But,   but I am. So   one of the first things that that,   linen did   was   he yoinked all the, all the, all the farmers, all the farms,   away from, from the farmers and gave them to,   the, the,   see, there's a proletariat. Yeah. The pros, the proletariat,   because   or no? Yeah. Yeah. Because,   the proletariat's because there there was,   the bourgeoisie,   which are which is where we get the term boujee, you know, oh, man. That's boujee as hell.  

Boujee,   which is actually a French term for city folk,   which is   Well, that's okay. Boujee. Or or or or town folk. So   so it it didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, on the use terms. But again, I'm not a communist. I'm not I'm not bass Ackwards like they are.   But   they always go after the farmers   and then destroy the farms.   They put people who have never farmed before   somehow thinking that the farmers are the rich ones.   And that's the only thing I can garner   is that they think the farmers are rich.   Yeah. And yet, a lot of times back then  

[01:38:01] Rich Chelson:

falsehood. Well I don't I don't know of any rich farmers.  

[01:38:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, at the same time, I I say that, but then I I think back to,   I've I've actually read Anna Karenina,   which is just the I an insane I understand what why those books are so   long winded   because Leo Tolstoy's,   story of Anna Karenina   and that's because they didn't have soap operas   back   then. Well, okay. So Anna Karenina is nothing more than a soap opera in a book.  

[01:38:37] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.  

[01:38:39] Bryan Goodwin:

Imagine what what a what a 50 years of days of our lives would look like as a Exactly. And that that was this. Because I mean, it starts out as this. You have this girl named Anna, and she has a really nice life. Then she finds this other guy that she kinda likes a little bit more, so they sleep with each other. They she wants a divorce, but the husband says, no. I'm not gonna give you a divorce. I'm holding on to my son. And it's just this drama, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma,   oh my god. Really?  

Oh my god. Really? Oh my god. Is this thing still going on? How many more I've still got 20 hours of this thing. Let go. Jesus Christ. And, you know,   I made it through it because I'd seen the movies a couple times. And I was like, okay. So I have a good overview of what Anna Karenina was about. Right. But I wanted to see it's kinda like Les Rob   Les Rob is again, also a soap opera in a book.   And that's also the reasons why it's like 4000 pages.  

[01:39:44] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:39:45] Bryan Goodwin:

And that's because the,   Alexander Duma   would go off on these little side tangents.   I mean, he went in, there was, if I had to guess from the amount of time that they talked, they, the narrator   read about   the nunnery   that Jean Valjean hid out in.   Mhmm.   He it had to have been about a 15,200   pages that he talked about   the history of the,   the, the nunnery, which was,   say,   I think it was called the Abbey of the Little Big Boo   or something to that effect. I mean, you had to you had to add some you had to add some brunchyfronchness   to it to really make it sound right. But and since I the closest thing French I have is French dressing and French fries, I'm, I'm just SOL With a with a touch with a touch of Peru. So   so that's   that's better off dead reference if you if you caught that.  



[01:40:49] Rich Chelson:

No. I didn't.   Because   yeah.  

[01:40:54] Duuude-Ron :

No. No.  

[01:40:55] Bryan Goodwin:

Well okay. Well, okay. Well,   Better Off Dead oh, no. Never mind. Go watch Better Off Dead with John Cusick,   classic eighties movie.   You'll understand the the whole Peru thing later once you watch that. So moms   moms serving   French, cuisine to the foreign exchange student. That and that's, that's much as I'm gonna go into it.   So, but anyhow, so,   but it it was a just, it went into all this detail about where the, about the the how this abbey was created,   and what the,   the sisters are perpetual,   penance, perpetual penance were, were about and   and history, and what their customs are, and why you don't you,   they didn't allow men, but they had one man who was supposed to be a,   who was a gardener.  

And the gardener was a guy that Jean Valjean helped out earlier, and so now he walks around with a limp. But because he has a limp and so the nuns don't see him because, I guess,   they're afraid that if the nuns see a man, they're just gonna be overwhelmed with lust and their habits are gonna fall off. I don't know. But anyhow, they so the guy had to walk around with a bell on his knee, and it was just this whole thing. And he went into all this detail, and you're just going,   dude, you could take this book, this 1,000, 1500   page book that you made, turn it into about a 500 page book by cutting all the bullshit out. Right. Right. Right.  

But, again,   it's a soap opera in a book that he he has to fill it up with something. Well, no.   I hate it. I hate it. Detail of the petite little big boot. You're saying you're saying Leo Tolstoy   wrote this book. Right? Wrote the book. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. Got So squirrel the shit out of this. Well, no. No. That's fine. So so  

[01:42:50] Rich Chelson:

so you're saying   he's   he's he's the master Jabberwocky.  

[01:42:57] Bryan Goodwin:

He he was a bit, but what did it, what I was getting to on, on Anna Krennet is that they, one of the characters   is a landowner.   Okay. And so he's and, otherwise known as a farmer. Because he owns land,   he is   wealthy.   He's the one who hires   and brings the local villagers   into his property   to plow,   to sow the grain,   to and all that. And he's just kinda the one that says, hey. Alright. It's the 1st June. It's tie or 1st May. It's time to start harvesting wheat. So y'all just go ahead and start harvesting wheat. And so he they get the harvest crew together and they go out and harvest the wheat. And then they stack it up, let it dry, do all the things they're gonna do. But it's the land owner   who gets, who   employs the,   the   the,   the villagers.  



[01:43:54] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:43:55] Bryan Goodwin:

And that's the only thing I could think of is how dare   a   farmer like that, a land rich landowner,   go off and pay for the, pay for the, the, the villagers   to be able to have money.   Yeah. And that's the only thing I could think of is the why   Marx has this thing against farmers   and why the communist   always go after farmers time and time and time again.   You you saw the the famine that, that the communists made in in Russia   right after they took over, killed however many millions of people they did there.   The communist in in China, Mao went off and killed several million of their of their people of his people there because Right. He, again, did the same thing, but also like an idiot was like, hey.   Those birds were eating bird eating seeds, eating the grain. We need to kill all the birds because he's an idiot.  

He's a one man moron show who thought he knew everything.   Yeah. And when he all he really knew how to do was talk his way into a paper bag.   And   and so they went out and started up this whole campaign. Let's kill all the, all the sparrows   and they kill all the sparrows and guess what ends up happening because he's so smart.   No plans. Forgot to mention that the sparrows were not just eating grain.   They were eat bugs too. So they ended up getting a, a essentially a locust,   infestation, which ate all the grain up   because they didn't have the sparrows no more. So, and then you got North Korea again,   Same instance.  

Venezuela.   Venezuela. I mean, yeah, they're they're they're what was it, back in the,   about 5 years after they, they went to communism, they,   they were eating the animals in the zoo?  

[01:45:51] Rich Chelson:

I think so. Yeah. It was yeah. And it, and it hasn't gotten no better. So And and hadn't gotten any better. No. But and so and it's weird that  

[01:46:01] Bryan Goodwin:

if you wanna play   a life from a victim standpoint yeah.   Wanna blame?   Person who's given us money   has got more money that he's not sharing,   except for the fact that if you get rid of the man who has the money, who's not sharing, you get no money.   Well, yeah. You're you're you're   you're so focused in on what you don't have that you don't see what you actually do have.   So, yeah, I mean, that's just,   and this is a lot like the,   like nowadays, I mean, they're,   you've got,   the environmental was environmentalists   are all about the cows. They're against   cattle. They're against,   cattle ranchers   because one, they have a lot of fucking land.  



[01:46:50] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:46:51] Bryan Goodwin:

But they're also throwing a, you know, they're throwing a fit because paddles fart. No. Okay. Correction. They don't actually fart. They don't they may pass a little bit of gas when they're when they're actually   taking a shit. But   most of the stuff, the   quote unquote burps that they do is when they're ruminating   and bringing their cut up.   So there might be a little exhalation of of methane, but there's nothing like nothing like a volcano that belches.   Well, if you're because I mean, a volcano, when it when it Wackos. When it does a a little burping thinking that sends out more c o two than what we've ever created from the from the industrial revolution on. I know.  

[01:47:33] Rich Chelson:

I know.   But, yeah, no one's no one's interested in that.  

[01:47:38] Bryan Goodwin:

No. And so there and but then you also have all the environmental wackos going off and talking, you know, they're well, we can't be using fertilizer   because that nitrogen is, leaches out into the into the creeks and the rivers, and it creates massive, algae blooms,   except for,   except for the fact that that nitrogen also   is good for the, good for the crops. The crops need nitrogen to be able to grow. Right. But Would you like to eat?  

[01:48:08] Rich Chelson:

Okay. If you're, if you're worried about the nitrogen, aren't you worried about all the pesticides   and the other shit that's been   poured into the ground and damaged the ground? What about the anhydrous ammonia that is poured on the fields every year?  

[01:48:23] Bryan Goodwin:

That's actually good for the fields.   Is it? Because the anhydrous ammonia   breaks down   into nitrogen.   Okay.   Okay. But That's the whole reason why they put, anhydrous ammonia out.   Because they put it into the fields for so that because it does. It as it goes, as it breaks down, it it,   the nitrogen forms into the,   Okay. Yeah. Okay. So but it's it's better to use it that way in the gas form so that it gets trapped underground because that's where they actually put it is in the ground. Now it's dangerous for us to be breathing the anhydrous ammonia. Really? That that shit hurts if you ever accidentally walked through a fog of  

[01:49:03] Rich Chelson:

that.   Yeah. You would die, dude. Walking into a fog of it. Yeah.  

[01:49:08] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Yeah. If it's a big enough one, yeah, you, you better might know which direction the wind's blowing.  

[01:49:14] Rich Chelson:

I mean, I mean, because I've drove fast people   pulling anhydrous tanks with my windows down and just that little whiff.  

[01:49:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah. I mean, I know why said that. Yeah. It's a it's a mute it it's a mucus irritator. If you got any mucus lining,   it's it's gonna irritate it. So your eyes, your nose, your mouth, your lungs,   all of you. Like,  

[01:49:36] Rich Chelson:

Well, you see, the thing is with,   I think I   I no. That's   that's natural gas. I don't know. I don't know. It's it's late.   My brain's freaking out on me.  

[01:49:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Holy shit. Yeah. We've been what is what time is it again around to be in? 10:24.   Holy crap. Yeah. I gotta get up ass early. So Yeah. So alright. Well, guys, we're gonna go ahead and we're gonna wrap this up. We didn't get close to anything we're gonna talk about, but That's okay. We got it next week. We got next week, and we got the week after that, and we got the week after that. We'll just keep her on our list. So but anyhow, guys, I wanna say thank y'all very much from bottom of my heart. I I looked today and didn't see any new,   SATs, boost or boostograms sent to us. If you would like to send us a boost, like to reach out to us, hey. We can definitely we would definitely take any type   of of boost that you'd like to send to us. You wanna send us a message. You can use a podcasting 2.0 app. I would rec actually recommend going to the fountain app. That's fountain.fm.  

Mhmm. And that is a great app to use. It's easy to fill up a wallet. You can get instantly get a wallet from there. You is, easily fill it up. You can use,   lightning,   network. You can also use a credit card or you can use Stripe if you're using the Stripe network.   There it's easy to fill up. You easy to add satoshis to it. And from there, you can actually go through and just start sending out satoshis. You can send us a row of ducks, a bag of Richards, or whatever else you'd like like to send to us. We would love it. If if we find out what a what a rush boost is, we'd love to have that too.   Or, you know, even even a striper boost. I would love to see a striper boost come through here. So, guys,   well, I'm gonna let you figure out what those are. And so you can go through and once you get it, send it over to me. Go out to discover it, and you'll get a big ass shout out from, from me and Rich,   dude. And if,   or if you have any other way that you would like to be able to send us,   or maybe you don't like the fountain app, you wanna find a different one, you can go to new podcastingapps.com.  

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Yeah. Yeah. You can also send us an email over at [email protected]@gmail.com.   And either one of those will get to us respectively,   and love to hear what you have to say. If you have a comment and you wanna know about a particular   particular topic, if I can stop tripping over my words,   we'd let we'll expound what little knowledge we have about it, and and act like we know it all. So Exactly.  

[01:53:10] Rich Chelson:

Exactly.   And and and we will mention you on the show, mention it. I mean, we we would let in fact, I would love for dude   to get an email   from a fan, from an adoring fan. That would be awesome.  

[01:53:27] Bryan Goodwin:

Think it would, I think you'd have the, have a kick out of it for absolute, absolutely   so.   So but anyhow Yeah. Well, guys be one for the record book.  

[01:53:39] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah.  

[01:53:41] Bryan Goodwin:

So, dude, got any, got any parting words for, for the audience before we take off here?  

[01:53:48] Duuude-Ron :

If you can't say something nice,   don't say anything at all.  

[01:53:55] Bryan Goodwin:

Advice of the ages. Absolutely.   Thought of the day. Thought of the day. So how about you, Rich? What do you got? Oh, really? Just  

[01:54:04] Rich Chelson:

just again, wanna thank everybody that that listens.   Yeah. We   we didn't even really think we would get this many people listening to us   this early, let alone at any time else. And,   you know,   hey, if you have questions, reach out and,   ask us. We're here. We would love to talk with you. We'd love to meet with you and,   you know,   build a community   because   this is why we're doing this, you know, just to have fun and   enjoy each other and laugh and, you know, cut up and whatever. So Absolutely.  

[01:54:43] Bryan Goodwin:

So alright, guys. So with that, I'm gonna go ahead and I'm we're gonna let you go. Again, send us, your comments, questions, or anything over to to circle cast at rely atgmail.com,   or send,   or over to [email protected].   Love to get it. Love to hear what you have to say, And we will see y'all next   week. So till then,   bye.   Peace out.   Alright, guys. See y'all later. See you later. Alright.  

[01:55:16] Rich Chelson:

Bye.