Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

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In this week’s Two Grumpy Vets, the three of us catch up on real life: gaming detours (Fortnite, Helldivers, Mortal Kombat), home projects gone sideways (garage chaos and armored soffit vents vs. ninja squirrels), and shop talk from roofing to ham radio antennas. We wander through cooking adventures (DIY mixers, homemade rolls, bacon pancake bakes, Amish onion fritters), dog shenanigans (Bella’s water-bowl rebellion and Jeep-key sprints), and the never‑ending battle of fast‑food prices. We also get candid about heavy family matters—trauma bonds, safety plans, and choosing patience over vengeance—while reminding each other why conversations, humor, and friendship matter.

We wrap with a quick explainer on our value‑for‑value model, how to send in feedback, and an open invite to share topics you want us to tackle next—whether it’s outdoor stories, gear talk, life stuff, or why stroking corn really is just buttering cobs.

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[00:00:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, this is a show that each week allows for three friends to get together and live life intentionally.   We do this by throwing a little social commentary   of humor and our thoughts together to show folks that living,   having weekly conversations   is a good way   to help   each other out, help men become better men. And so now on with the show with Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude,  

[00:00:34] Rich Chelson:

Mister Bryan.  

[00:00:36] Duuude-Ron :

There we go.   Hi.   Now officially over here in Pottsville.   Okay.   So   so how's the day gone?  

[00:00:52] Rich Chelson:

Oh, not too bad. I   like I said,   when I talked to you on the phone earlier, I was done for the day, and I meant it.   I did play I did play   I did play PS five with Breezy for a little bit. We played Fortnite.  

[00:01:07] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, sweet.   Okay.   Yeah. Yeah. I need to get you on the on the Helldivers.  

[00:01:13] Rich Chelson:

I am. Yeah.   I gotta pay for the game. I'm being cheap.   I'm being cheap.  

[00:01:21] Duuude-Ron :

I'll see if I can see if there's a way I can   send a gift certificate over.  

[00:01:27] Rich Chelson:

Does it does a Hell Nivers allow you to,   like, let someone join and play?  

[00:01:34] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. It's multiplayer. It it's think of it as,   as a ghost recon breakpoint in wildlands,   except instead of going against cartels and stuff, you're you're going against   tomahtans,   squid like aliens, and and bugs.  

[00:01:54] Rich Chelson:

Oh,   okay.   Because yeah. I mean I mean, the game looks okay, but and and I got Mortal Kombat. Oh, man. Hell, it's fun. So so I've been playing Mortal Kombat one too.  

[00:02:07] Duuude-Ron :

That's a game I've never been I've never been good at any   Melee games.   Oh, I just I just smash buttons, dude. I I don't even look. Well, that's what I do too, and I hope I get somebody spam locked.  

[00:02:21] Rich Chelson:

Good way.  

[00:02:23] Duuude-Ron :

But yeah. I hope I'm always hoping that I can get somebody in, like, the corner and just spam, just spam lock them. Just spam the keys, and, hopefully, I keep catching them. And they're having to block, and they can't get a get a throw a   throw a a punch at all or kick or,   Haduka or whatever. You know?  

[00:02:43] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Yeah. I know. Yeah. I don't know. Of course, that is street fighter. So  

[00:02:48] Duuude-Ron :

do you have a you know, not  

[00:02:51] Rich Chelson:

yeah. It is Streetfighter.   Dude, what's up, man?  

[00:02:56] Unknown:

What's going on, you hairless chicken?  

[00:02:59] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I don't think I resemble Aren't all chickens hairless?  

[00:03:04] Unknown:

Man, I tell you what. Didn't take you long to figure it out, did you?  

[00:03:11] Rich Chelson:

I'm gonna say it. I've got enough air for everybody,   and then so.  

[00:03:16] Unknown:

That is totally a TMI.  

[00:03:19] Rich Chelson:

How is that TMI that we're we're talking about hair?   We ain't talking about nothing else. Just hair.  

[00:03:27] Duuude-Ron :

Well,   Quan's got his head down in the wrong area.  

[00:03:31] Rich Chelson:

So   You shouldn't have your head down in  

[00:03:35] Duuude-Ron :

that area. I know. It boy. It   yeah. Someone flarts and you're dead.   Yeah.   Attaboy. Anyway, I do not They do not resemble that. Ignorant. That's alright. Yeah.  

[00:03:50] Unknown:

Yeah. I I do not resemble that remark, seeing how   I look like a cue ball.  

[00:03:57] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[00:03:58] Unknown:

So   Alright. That's okay.   So don't you So what have you been up to this week there?   A staycation.  

[00:04:08] Duuude-Ron :

Staycation?  

[00:04:09] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Bye, gosh. Last night.  

[00:04:12] Unknown:

Yep.   Only because I have a hundred and twenty hours to burn before the end of the year,   and they won't let me do what I did last year. So  

[00:04:23] Duuude-Ron :

What did you do? Burned it all at once?  

[00:04:25] Unknown:

No. I took, like   what was it? Like, six four day weekends?   And then a week   well, not for me.   No.  

[00:04:39] Rich Chelson:

You got paid. Right? Well, yes. I got paid. Okay then.  

[00:04:44] Unknown:

Okay. You that's why it says it doesn't it doesn't hurt my feelings any.   Now   other individuals that have to run over  

[00:04:53] Duuude-Ron :

productivity for for   yeah.   You know,  

[00:04:59] Unknown:

my my route going   to   Abilene,   when I get on the 360 Loop, I drive   less than a ball block   past my house.   I saw   and keep in mind, I'm leaving out between six and 06:30   to get up to Abilene.  

[00:05:19] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[00:05:21] Unknown:

The truck that went past my house because   I was out taking a walk, taking a break.   And at 10:30,   the truck going to Abilene   passes by my house   or my neighborhood.   I'm like  

[00:05:37] Duuude-Ron :

Going the right direction or the wrong direction?  

[00:05:40] Unknown:

Going to leaving to go to Abilene  

[00:05:43] Duuude-Ron :

at 10:00. So going the right direction. Alright. So he's at the right direction.  

[00:05:49] Unknown:

Just a wee bit late.   So but, you know you know what? I saw the truck go by, and I just kinda   see you later.   I'll just  

[00:05:59] Duuude-Ron :

continue  

[00:06:00] Unknown:

to continue with my   staycation.   But, of course, my staycation, I've been working the whole damn time, so that's alright too.   Okay.   Trying to get shit, like,   the garage,   you know, a little bit of organization.   How's that working out? Not very much success.   Oh.  

[00:06:22] Duuude-Ron :

Not working out very well at all. Managed to move one disorganization to the opposite side of his garage?  

[00:06:29] Unknown:

It's still a work in progress. I'll put it. You like that.   Still trying to pack up boxes and   you know?   But Monday was my   getting the   and I and I sent a picture last night, and I can send you that same picture   tonight, Brian, where   trying to get the fucking   squirrels   out of my attic   because I had a tree that they could jump onto, get on the roof, and then the soffit vents Mhmm. You know, I had one of those that was chewed up. So   and, of course, that was thin aluminum.   Yeah. So now they   are inside   metal floor vents that you use in the house that you would use on the floor, not the ones on the ceiling Mhmm. Like I have, but the ones on the floor.   And then I put chicken wire on the outside of that.  

If they get through   the metal vent   and I mean, this is, like, number nine   steel   wire.   If they get through that,   I'm gonna go Right. Acquire me a 50 cal sniper rifle,   and I'm gonna blow that motherfucker,   that squirrel into   squirrel sauce.  

[00:07:45] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I'm gonna say, I mean, all you have to do is just line up a little bit a a little squirrel size claymore just on the other side of it. So once he gets sticks his air through, kabow.   Yeah. But you'll wind up instead of instead of having a bunch of bald, you got some bunch of BBs packed in there.   Well, you know, you did a little less damage. That it'll it'll it'll work. It'll work.   Just it'll just,  

[00:08:10] Unknown:

just a little bit.   War warn all of his friends?  

[00:08:15] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Exactly. Like, shit. You see Kevin? He just kinda went, oh, this is minimal. Don't go there.  

[00:08:22] Unknown:

Exactly. He just went poof.   No. I, like,   trimmed the   limbs from the tree.   Well, basically, I didn't trim them. I fucking cut all the limbs off.   So Mhmm. Those little bastards are not gonna get   up onto my roof and get into the attic anymore.   As easily.   Yeah. If   I hope not. If they get through   that   that pretty good steel   vent   and that wire Uh-huh. You know?   Yeah. Maybe I should just put   up, oh, like, jail bars next.   Yeah. Yeah. I might Make my own steel bars to keep them off.  

[00:09:12] Duuude-Ron :

So that's why put a bar inside of the bar. So if they try to try to they try to cut through the bars, you know, they hit the, they hit that inner bar and it just rolls so they can't cut it.  

[00:09:23] Unknown:

Yeah. So   that will be the next project. These little bastards get into those these vents now.   So but Yay.   I got   half the house,   so I'm gonna have to buy another 10 vents   to finish off   that goes all the way around the house for my   Hi. To my soffits. So,   you know, as long as it keeps the, riffraff out of the house, I guess I'm good.  

[00:09:54] Rich Chelson:

Yep. That's the main thing.  

[00:09:56] Unknown:

So that that was Monday's task.  

[00:10:00] Duuude-Ron :

I wonder if, like like, for mice, if they, if if squirrels don't like,   what's it called?   Double aught, steel wool.  

[00:10:10] Unknown:

You know, I don't know.  

[00:10:11] Duuude-Ron :

Or if, you know, if that impedes the, air too much for for soffits to work properly.  

[00:10:18] Unknown:

Yeah. It would impede. Yeah. And that's why I got these vents   Right. With the chicken wire.   Yeah.  

[00:10:27] Rich Chelson:

Single lot might be okay, but double up to four,   I think, would   would impede the airflow too much. I could be wrong.  

[00:10:37] Unknown:

Yes. That's why I went this route. So   I'll check it every week and see how those little bastards are trying to get in or if they just,   I'll just go and   bother somebody else's house.   Got a lot of houses in the neighborhood, so you don't that or yeah.  

[00:10:54] Duuude-Ron :

Well, go and run down to run down to Atwoods or Tractor Supply. They've got they've got pellet guns for sale there. So you go grab yourself a pellet gun and   a whole bunch of of pellets and   well, hell, you can also go to Walmart. They got my at Walmart too. And there you go. While you're sitting down on the backyard, you know, having a cigarette, you got your little you know, your pellet gun and you see one investigating the   the the rafters, you just peek.  

[00:11:20] Unknown:

Yeah. You know, I got two   pellet guns sitting in the garage  

[00:11:25] Duuude-Ron :

someplace. There you go. Haven't quite gotten to them yet. The end of the day, you walk up. You walk into the end of the house with with about six squirrels. You go, hey. We're having squirrel stew tonight.  

[00:11:36] Unknown:

Yeah. Really.  

[00:11:37] Duuude-Ron :

Have have a feeling Holly would probably not talk to you after that, but still, you know?  

[00:11:42] Unknown:

Yeah. No. No. Just don't tell her. I know. Good.   Yeah.   Now I have had a couple of wild game dinners in my time, but I don't remember if any of them had squirrel. They might have. Well, squirrel is excellent. Oh, man. I know I had a lot of people talk about it.   I know I had,  

[00:12:03] Rich Chelson:

squirrel is good. Oh my god.   Really? Oh, shit. Yeah, dude.   Yeah. Cried squirrel. Mhmm.  

[00:12:11] Unknown:

Well, you know what? Here you know what?   Since it'll be shortly before What? I get to see your ugly mug again, Rich   Mhmm. Maybe I should, you know,   cap a couple of them. Bring them down.   You can filet them,   fry them up,   and there's dinner for one night.  

[00:12:31] Rich Chelson:

Bring them. I cook them. I ain't scared.   Come on now.   My god, we'll be eating hound hound right here.  

[00:12:40] Duuude-Ron :

It's some Yeah. Just growing some You ever heard of the old,   the old book?   Oh, heck yeah.   That sounds sounds quite tasty. I've never had squirrel, but I've always wanted to try.   But if you ever heard of the the the book by called old man of this and the boy?   Nope. No. By   I can't think of the guy's first name, Rourke.   And, basically, he talks about   his life   living in The Carolinas back   around   1920.   And k. The old man is his grandpa,   and it's just a it's a in all reality, the book itself is just a a   a wonderful love story   about,   the outdoorsmanship.  

And one because he talks about   going through and talking to, you know, him and his grandpa.   Starts out his granddad show gives him his first shotgun   and, and   talks about how you're supposed to be how you're supposed to use it and all this   and and, how to take care of it and and why you wanna take care of it and his whole philosophy behind the guns. And from there, it takes him out on his first quail hunt and talks   to him about the different   rules that he has implemented in his own life about hunting squirrel or hunting quail.   Like, you never shoot out a whole cubby.  

Take no more than than   than half the cubby   or 10 at most.   Right. And make sure you give them plenty of black eyed pea you plant some black eyed peas and some other   items, up now in the back part of the, of the property so that it lets them know that they're welcome here   and and   plenty of places to take cover and and stuff like that. And it's just   and he goes through the whole thing. And one of the portions that he gets to is when he take he, gives his,   the old man gives the boy a his first 22, and they go out on their first squirrel hunt.   And how you actually want to squirrels are   are believe themselves to be rather noble creatures, but find themselves to be on the opposite end of the spectrum. It's essentially the like, whether just they're the idiot.  

Because all you have to do is you have to distract them with one. So you get the you get the dog to to to to treat them, and then all you have to do is walk around the backside because they're not paying attention to you and you just had to shoot them. And it's it's you know, you get you get done hunting them, and you're you've got a a bag full of squirrels in no time flat.   Right. And it it's just but   it goes through and talks about how duck hunting and how ducks will dive and how you swear they've got armor   armor protecting their their backs because you see feathers fly, but they're still flying away and   everything you know, all the different main games that you they he comes across and and   and the challenges and just how he   views   how this old man views life in general and how he applies   those those   views and that philosophy to life. And like I said, it's just it's you get finished reading and you're going, damn. I need to go hunting again.  

Just you even if you've never been hunting, you're like, damn. I wanna go hunting again. You know? It's just one of those   just, what's your your appetite for that whole whole   interaction   and and the the nobility of actually going out hunting, bringing home   bringing home what you caught. And   he goes out and talks about how in the summertime, it's that's the fishing time. And so he goes out and he goes off the shore offshore, goes fishing, and   and also goes into the inlets and and fishes fresh in the, freshwater in there and just back and forth, back and forth, going in and out and all that. And it's just a like I said, it's a beautiful story. Just a wonderful story.   I think   and so, yeah, it's just,   it's,   the talk about hunting squirrels, so that just reminds me because that was one of the big one of the big things that he was talking about was how squirrels   view themselves   as these noble creatures,   and while in all reality, they're just morons. So   Okay.  

And, I did not have   that. They   yeah, they they it's pure like I said, you you could find it. It's it's on it's on Audible. Actually, you can also listen to it on on Spotify.   So   Yep. And, it it's, like I said, a great book a great book about about the outdoorsmanship   and   and why boys need to be outdoors out in nature.  

[00:17:24] Rich Chelson:

Right.   And, yeah, I agree. Boys do.  

[00:17:28] Duuude-Ron :

You know?   Absolutely. They they did.  

[00:17:31] Rich Chelson:

Because you can learn a lot out in nature.  

[00:17:35] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah? Yep. Nature will tell teach you   everything you need to know about life.   Yep. And it's all the important stuff about life, not the unimportant stuff.   Right.  

[00:17:48] Unknown:

Oh.   But   Oh, no. Just to point out on the opposite and on the opposite side, it'll nature   will teach you or can   how fast it can kick you in the ass.  

[00:18:03] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah. No. If you don't pay attention to what nature's teaching you, she will she will ensure that you learn.  

[00:18:09] Unknown:

Yes.   One way or another.  

[00:18:13] Rich Chelson:

That is true. Yep. That is true.  

[00:18:16] Unknown:

Sounds like a movie title. The good, the bad, and the ugly.  

[00:18:25] Rich Chelson:

Oh, that's true.  

[00:18:27] Unknown:

So next week not next week, but the week after,   I let the insurance spend   $16,000   on my house,   finally getting my roof done.  

[00:18:38] Duuude-Ron :

Hey.  

[00:18:39] Rich Chelson:

That's good.   And we both  

[00:18:43] Unknown:

that. Yeah. That's right. Unless I have some decking that needs to be replaced, and I will take this Jeep   and a few tie down straps, and I will go by myself,   go buy some four by eight sheets of plywood   and strap them down to the top of the sheet   instead of letting them go and buying it because   it'll go from, what, maybe $30 per sheet to a $120   a sheet.  

[00:19:11] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Dep   Pretty close?  

[00:19:14] Rich Chelson:

You need to read the fine print, but yeah.  

[00:19:17] Unknown:

Well,   I did get a pretty   a pretty good roofing company,   I believe, because   the same people that are doing my roof   are the ones that did   my neighbors right across the street from me,   and   they did a very good job. And, you know, she   was referred. She's, what, 91   now, I think.   And she was referred by a few other people, and the guy that came over to do the estimate is one of the owners of the company   and remembers when, you know, he did her estimate a couple years ago to do her roof.   So Okay.   Seems like a,   pretty pretty good guy. However,   the guys that are actually going to be doing the roofing   will probably be all Hispanics,   which is fine.  

You know?   As long as they do   get the rough done right, I don't give a shit who puts it on.  

[00:20:19] Rich Chelson:

They will.   You see you see, that's the thing. You know? I it's I've noticed I'm I'm not saying you have noticed some people,   you know, you know, have a bad view of Mexicans and and their work. But,   you know, I've   I've I've seen a lot of work done by Mexicans, and they take pride in the shit they do.  

[00:20:38] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. And and I got no problems with, you know, whoever does the roof, the actual   roofing. And, yeah, it whatever job you do,   you should take pride in it.   Right. But, you know,   how many people actually   do take pride in their work these days?  

[00:21:00] Rich Chelson:

Well, you see, that's the thing, though.   That's that's a hard question to kinda answer   because it depends on   what industry are are you talking about because Oh, yeah. That's oh, yeah. You can't lump everyone   in in one group  

[00:21:18] Unknown:

because you Oh, no. No. Uh-uh. You know?  

[00:21:20] Duuude-Ron :

I mean No. No. You can.   Who's telling you you can't?  

[00:21:26] Rich Chelson:

No. You can't really, dude. That's just it's just not  

[00:21:30] Duuude-Ron :

Well, some people may not like being lumped in the same as as others, but you know?  

[00:21:35] Rich Chelson:

I mean, if you do bad work, you do bad work. But, you know, if you do good work, you might.   But Yep. That   You know, if I build houses for a living, I don't wanna be lumped in the same group as someone who's working at McDonald's just sitting there on their butt looking at their phone for $15   an hour.  

[00:21:56] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, the price of a Big Mac and the price of a Big Mac meal goes to $18.50.  

[00:22:02] Rich Chelson:

Well, actually, I saw I saw something   so was it last night I was looking?   They're saying saying McDonald's dropped its prices   or is dropping its prices on on some of its items. Like, a Big Mac meal is is, like, now down to, like, $8.  

[00:22:23] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. They, like, cut it in half or something.  

[00:22:26] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Because,   apparently,   they were   no one was buying their food,   which, I mean, that's great because they've got shit food as it is.   But Absolutely.   Prices just got   out freaking outrageous.  

[00:22:43] Unknown:

Oh, yeah.   And, you know,   I rarely eat at McDonald's now because their hamburger meat is so freaking   salty, at least in this area.   I don't know about you guys'.  

[00:22:55] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Oh, no. I   I don't eat I don't eat McDonald's every once in a great while.   I   I don't I don't eat McDonald's.  

[00:23:05] Duuude-Ron :

I don't eat McDonald's unless I'm just getting French fries.  

[00:23:12] Unknown:

Or a   filet of pollock,   or I should say a a filet   of minced pollock.  

[00:23:20] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Yeah. I I won't I've never seen a cubed fish before.  

[00:23:28] Unknown:

I think Spongebob may have had one, but   I don't remember.  

[00:23:35] Duuude-Ron :

So I don't remember either. I know he was he was square, but he was a sponge.  

[00:23:40] Unknown:

Well yeah.  

[00:23:41] Rich Chelson:

And his name was Bob.   I don't eat I don't eat  

[00:23:46] Duuude-Ron :

Gary.  

[00:23:47] Rich Chelson:

Processed fish   of from fast food joints.  

[00:23:51] Unknown:

Oh, I'll eat a mixed dish in a heartbeat.  

[00:23:54] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I I won't.  

[00:23:57] Unknown:

But that's just me. But, actually, you know, these days   and I did what was it? Chinese   last weekend,   and that bill came up to   it was almost $60.   But, hell, that was fucking   three meals.  

[00:24:17] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah.  

[00:24:19] Unknown:

So, yeah, it Yep.   All that food for $60   came down to the price of, you know, less than,   you know,   two meals   at McDonald's.   So I went to Burger King   oh, this was a couple weeks ago.   Two,   I got Heidi a just   she gets   a a junior meal, and I get the   bacon   cheeseburger.   That was $23.  

[00:24:53] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.  

[00:24:55] Unknown:

Yeah.   Damn near had a fucking heart attack.   I'm like, goddamn.   Oh, yeah. Guess I won't guess I won't be eating Burger King anytime soon.  

[00:25:05] Duuude-Ron :

Nah. Burger King's pretty like that. Wendy's is damn near as bad. Hell, we get two drink or one drink and two, two large fries for me and Jana and walk out of there spending $15 on you. It's like, son of a gun, man. We're not even getting the good stuff. None of the bacon in it.  

[00:25:23] Rich Chelson:

That's just rude.  

[00:25:25] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Really?   Damn straight.  

[00:25:28] Unknown:

Dang. That's rude, but it's rude.   So yeah. And then it's it'll be time to   save up money and maybe one day get the siding done on the house.   Of course, my siding when they built this house is freaking   pressed   paper.   Mhmm.   How the hell they ever   approve that shit is beyond me,   but, you know Hey. Hey, dude.  

[00:25:59] Rich Chelson:

Now   let me ask you a question. I don't know if you know the answer to this question or not. And After I say it, you're probably not gonna believe me, but you can go ahead and look it up and,   find out that, yeah, it's it's it's pretty well true.   Do you know companies can pay the FDA for the approval?   I've   seen different articles on that.  

[00:26:24] Unknown:

That's nice to hear. Maybe not everything,  

[00:26:27] Rich Chelson:

but on   you know? And   and so, yeah, it's it's in   I mean,   honestly, the freaking FDA is a joke, if you ask me, on on a lot of stuff. They allow a lot of these drugs   that are known to cause,   you know, very serious   side effects,   major side effects, up to and including death, and they still approve them. But yet, they won't approve something that's totally fucking healthy.   So Yep. What's happening?  

[00:27:00] Unknown:

Because   it's another   paid.   Exactly. It's another   government   entity   that is   so corrupt   that it   it'll probably never get turned around.   No. I don't care what pres I don't care what president is.   If if JFK   came back from the dead   and was in the presidency for sixteen years, it wouldn't fucking change.  

[00:27:28] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[00:27:29] Unknown:

You know, they and I saw one thing here recently   that they're trying there are several states.   I think it's 13. Texas was not one of them, but I'm sure we'll follow suit   to put in   legislation   to   for politicians,   for the senate,   congress, and the house of representatives   to be term limits.  

[00:27:56] Rich Chelson:

It'd be nice, but it's not gonna pass.  

[00:27:59] Unknown:

Probably not.  

[00:28:00] Rich Chelson:

I mean yeah. No. We need that.   I you know, I I'm not knocking it by no fucking means.   But   do you think Congress is gonna vote   themselves to have term limits? No.  

[00:28:15] Unknown:

I would love to see it. I would love to fucking see it. Right. But, yeah, I don't I don't I don't see that as happening.  

[00:28:23] Rich Chelson:

Unfortunately.   Be wrong.   I could be totally wrong on that one,   and I hope I am.  

[00:28:30] Unknown:

Well, hopefully, I hope hopefully, I see it in my lifetime.   Oh, man. I was watching another Sure.   I was watching another   commercial for   a guy that's running for congress   someplace in the state of Texas. I don't know if he's within my district.   He was a   West Point officer,   aviation   career as a army officer,   but   his the start of his   commercial or   whatever the hell you wanna call it.   And he approves this message, but, of course, he's the one because he's the one that's fucking talking. You know, it's amazing that he approves that message.   I'm not gonna approve this message, but I just gave the spiel.  

It's like, oh, yeah. Okay. You're a fucking idiot, you know, if you don't prove your own   damn message.   But it starts out as   I endorsed   president Trump   the day that he, you know, he announced his   bid for the presidency   where all these other people, Republicans or whoever,   waited until after   Trump's assassination   attempt   happened.   And I'm thinking to myself,   okay.   President Trump,   you know, endorsed him. I don't give a shit.   Who fucking endorses you?   Why don't you fucking say,   I don't care who endorses me. I'm gonna do their I'm gonna   if I'm elected, I will go in and do the job that my con that   the people voted me in office to do. I don't give a fuck who you sponsor.  

Who sponsored you? Who gives a shit?   I don't care if president Trump   sponsored you   a 100 times.   Who fucking cares?   If you get elected,   go do your fucking job and don't become corrupt.   That, you know, if I if I saw him at a rally or something   and,   you know, I'd say, okay. I saw your   you run for   congress or so. Well, I can't even remember what the house he's running for. It's like,   you said that you Trump endorsed you and you endorsed Trump. It's like, who gives a shit who endorsed who? Are you gonna do your fucking job   that you get voted in for,   or are you gonna follow the fucking   your constituents   and become fucking corrupt?  

See what he says then.  

[00:31:11] Rich Chelson:

Well, well, see, dude, a lot of the reasons why they say that is because a lot of people   will care,   and and a lot of people will not vote for you or vote for you   because of   either statement.   You know, if   if you endorsed or didn't endorse or they endorsed you or didn't endorse you.   You see, that's the thing. People   and and, like, on these commercials where they say, I approve this message,   that's actually a rule   because   I I forget when it was.   This was,   late nineties, early two thousands. I think I might be wrong on a date.   But,   there was   there was other   other   people or whatnot putting out   ads,   campaign ads, and stuff like that, making it sound like the other person said it when they didn't.  

So it was a rule passed down saying that,   you know, if it it has to say   you know,   if if if it was made by the candidate,   they have to say that.   So Right.   But, yeah, it's sad that I I mean, I agree with you.   You know? Do your job.   But   there again, though, you know, saying that that I support Trump and Trump supported me,   a lot of people might not vote for him, might or might not. Don't know. Yeah. You know?  

[00:32:41] Unknown:

And, you know, I don't know either because,   you know, when it comes to   what is it? When is when the fuck is midterms?   Midterms ain't even till fucking   this time, you know. Yeah.   Next year. I don't even know who the fuck is on the ballot for   my area   for up in DC. I don't think he's in my area. I think he's up in   the Dallas area.   It's   I don't know. So   Right. My vote for him won't even fucking count.  

[00:33:15] Rich Chelson:

You shouldn't even see that unless he's running for   a national seat.  

[00:33:20] Unknown:

Well, he's he's running for a national I've congressional seat, I believe.  

[00:33:24] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[00:33:25] Unknown:

But still, if he's not in my   my district,   he's not gonna be on my ballot  

[00:33:32] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[00:33:33] Unknown:

For whatever   district I'm in. I have no freaking clue.   Right. But, yeah, I think these days is vote for the lesser of the two evils.  

[00:33:44] Rich Chelson:

Pretty much. Pretty   much.   Or or just close your eyes and just start   start coloring circles then.  

[00:33:53] Unknown:

Yeah. Yes. Just start pushing buttons.   That's probably how you do it, Rich. Close my eyes. Oh, there's some buttons to push. Let me see which one let me see which one feels the best. Oh, that button right here. You know you know, actually,  

[00:34:08] Rich Chelson:

we still have to color in the circles.  

[00:34:11] Unknown:

No shit. Ours is all electronic.  

[00:34:14] Rich Chelson:

Not ours. We   yeah. No. We still have to color in the circles, and then   now now the ballot machine,   we   slide the ballot into the machine, and it reads it right there and records it.   And then   I think it'll spit out a little receipt or something. I don't know. I don't pay attention.  

[00:34:36] Unknown:

That's what ours does. It but it's all done electronically,   and then it spits out your results.   You review your results   of who you voted for to make sure that   the ticket   actually   has all the people that you actually voted for, and then you take it to the other machine   that records   your vote.  

[00:35:01] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.   Yeah. Yeah. Now we we just color in the circles,   whichever ones we want, and then run it through the machine, and   it keeps the ballot.   Wrench out. Yeah. Little receipt like I said, and then that's it. See you later. Bye.  

[00:35:17] Unknown:

Yep.   Well, just make sure you get the right colored crayon.   That's all I gotta say.   I   I think that's what they do on all the military installations.  

[00:35:29] Duuude-Ron :

I think so. I think so.  

[00:35:31] Unknown:

Yeah. It's pick pick your color crayon of which candidate you want.  

[00:35:36] Duuude-Ron :

This candidate Make sure you get the right color too because if you don't, then they you're gonna they the machines won't read your vote. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. For this guy, you have to use blue. For this guy, you have to use green. For this lady, you have to use Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, hell. Jarheads are out.  

[00:35:55] Unknown:

Jarheads are out. Well, you know, and they may not be that smart.   A marine is a box of crayons. Hell, they just fucking eat them. Right? I mean Exactly. They should never get a voodoo. Just like my   just like my golden retriever did one time,   literally   ate a box of 64   crayons.   That was a definite   colorful   outcome,   paper   and all.   You didn't you didn't peel the paper off the damn crayons. He just ate everything.   It's like, dude, did you enjoy that?   Yeah. It was a it was a couple of full mounts.  

[00:36:40] Rich Chelson:

That's funny.   That's funny. I don't care who you are.  

[00:36:46] Unknown:

We never did take them to the marine   recruiting office.   We should probably should have.  

[00:36:52] Rich Chelson:

Right. Probably should have.  

[00:36:57] Unknown:

Bob dog   or cadaver   or search and rescue dog   without a doubt   in the marines.   Yep.   So that's all I gotta say about that.  

[00:37:11] Rich Chelson:

Oh my gosh, dude.  

[00:37:14] Unknown:

So yeah.   And then   what the hell else did I see on TV? Something else political.   And I can't remember what the hell it was. I didn't write it. No. And, no, Rich, I didn't write it down.  

[00:37:26] Rich Chelson:

Dude.  

[00:37:27] Unknown:

I was a little bit   sounds a little bit preoccupied to write it down. So I guess I'll just have to, you know  

[00:37:36] Rich Chelson:

You know, trying to braid the one hair on the back of your head   is not is not is not preoccupation.   That's just boredom.  

[00:37:49] Unknown:

Yeah. And, well, actually, I got three, but they're so   far apart.   It it's it's a little bit hard to get them braided.  

[00:37:59] Rich Chelson:

Shoot.   That's too much.  

[00:38:02] Unknown:

I ain't gonna let them get that damn long anymore.   Shit. As soon as my hair touches my ears anymore,   shit's coming off.   But when I was in high school, that was a whole different story.   Right. My hair was down to the bottom of my   what are those things in your back, upper back?   Shoulder blades. Yeah. Shoulder blades. There you go. My hair was down to the bottom of my shoulder blades,   and I was cool.   It was almost a mullet, but not quite a mullet.  

[00:38:34] Rich Chelson:

If you say so.  

[00:38:35] Unknown:

But could you see me support, you know, supporting a mullet   back in the day?  

[00:38:41] Duuude-Ron :

No. I couldn't. No. I couldn't see you with a mullet at all.  

[00:38:45] Rich Chelson:

No. I couldn't. I I just I was trying to imagine it, and I'm like, yeah. No. I couldn't. I couldn't.  

[00:38:52] Unknown:

No. I didn't have short  

[00:38:54] Duuude-Ron :

hair on the top, but Like, a mister mister Roker, you know, style of   style of hair   where the top is all the top is bald and you've got a little bit of hair on the side and you grew all that out, so you've got, like, this slick top with long hair on the back.   That's closest I can come to you with a mullet, and that just looks absolutely horrendous.  

[00:39:16] Unknown:

Yeah. No. I didn't I didn't support the Hulk Hogan,   you know,   you know, bald on top and,   you know, long hair on the back. No. Didn't quite do the Hulk Hogan either.  

[00:39:27] Rich Chelson:

Now that I could see you pulling off,   especially now.   And your goatee,   you'd look funny as fuck,   but I could see you pulling that off.  

[00:39:38] Unknown:

You know, one of these days, this goatee will get long enough, and I'm gonna actually braid that motherfucker.   Not in just one,   but, like, in four.  

[00:39:51] Rich Chelson:

Good god, dude.   You've got a few more years before you get settled.  

[00:39:57] Unknown:

You're right, ma'am. We'll see how long it   how long my patience goes, but you know? And then put hairspray on them and then, you know, make them look like   what do they that   freaking hair dreads or Montefelt, could they call them? Yeah. Dreadlocks.   And then put little bitty,   itty bitty tiny bows like if I was a pirate   on the end of them.  

[00:40:24] Rich Chelson:

Oh god, dude.   Yeah. I don't know about all that.  

[00:40:30] Duuude-Ron :

Right.   No.   Not even close.  

[00:40:35] Unknown:

But one day, I'll get it long enough to where I can braid it.  

[00:40:38] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I believe that.   I believe that for sure.   Yeah. I've been I've been working on building an antenna.  

[00:40:47] Unknown:

Another one?  

[00:40:48] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   Another one.   I have to take my other two down, so this will be my main one.  

[00:40:55] Unknown:

Why do you have to take the other two down?  

[00:40:57] Rich Chelson:

Because I need the 32 foot mass for   the outer ends   because I'm making   a zed s six b k w,   which is a dipole.   Yeah. I know.   I mean, you you'll see it you'll see it when I get down there.  

[00:41:16] Unknown:

But yeah. You know what?   Visual   is more my preferred method of learning.  

[00:41:23] Rich Chelson:

Well,   it'll be up by then,   hopefully.   No. It should be.   But, yeah, it's two it's two pieces of wire stretched out,   and it's got about 40 feet of ladder line, the TV   feed line   Okay. That we used back in the day   Uh-huh. For the TV antennas.  

[00:41:45] Unknown:

Uh-huh.  

[00:41:46] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah, I'm making the ladder line for it.   And then,   when I get it up,   it's   oh, shit. Excuse  

[00:41:56] Unknown:

me. Oh, I'll be doing that here shortly. I got two hours of sleep last night.  

[00:42:01] Rich Chelson:

Oh, damn.   And the but, this antenna,   it's,   well, shit. It was it was made back in the eighties,   and   it's   I've heard people   use it and everything like that,   but,   you know, I I don't know. I just I just never built one, and so I figured what the hell, I'll try   it. And so I've been doing some research on it, and   and I got,   I'd say, half of it built.   I'm just I'm just working on the ladder line part   because I Yeah. I was being cheap.   I could've bought the ladder line, but I didn't wanna   spend the money   because I already had the wire.  

[00:42:43] Unknown:

You know? Right. Because we all know you're cheap bastard. Okay.  

[00:42:47] Rich Chelson:

I am. Yeah. I admit. Yep. Yep. And so   so I'm making that, and then,   I gotta   rig it up to,   get it hung. And then and then once I get it hung,   then   that should work.   I'm gonna I've got a meter I'm gonna test it with   after I get it up so I'll know   how close or far I am.   Okay.  

[00:43:14] Unknown:

Now since this   is TV style antenna, are you gonna have to have some tinfoil   No. Wrapped around it at any place No. In point in time? Okay. No. No. Okay. Hang on. Hang on. This is not a TV style antenna.  

[00:43:28] Rich Chelson:

I'm just using   well, I'm I'm just making the feed line   that that I that I used to feed the TV antennas.  

[00:43:38] Unknown:

Oh, okay. Well, you know, I was just being facetious anyway. So Yeah. Yeah. No. No. I no. I don't need no tinfoil.   I'm good. Okay. As long as you don't have to have any tinfoil.   No.   Not just tinfoil, but crumpled   tinfoil.  

[00:43:54] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know, if I have to, I've got tinfoil.   I got a lot of tinfoil.  

[00:44:00] Unknown:

I'm sure and I'm sure you reuse it, don't you?  

[00:44:04] Rich Chelson:

No. Not yet. Not yet.   I'm not that desperate.  

[00:44:08] Unknown:

Well, I am.   That's just because I'm fucking cheap.  

[00:44:14] Rich Chelson:

Right.   I taught you well, didn't I, Grasshopper?  

[00:44:17] Duuude-Ron :

Absolutely.  

[00:44:22] Unknown:

Yeah. You kinda look like a panda, don't you?   Oh, shoot.   Or that   real Lydia real little dragon that was in what   I can't remember what car what   Disney movie it was in.   Eddie Murphy   played the dragon,   and he was, like,   real itty bitty.   I'll have to look that up.  

[00:44:48] Rich Chelson:

I have no idea what you're talking about, dude. I know you don't.   Brian would probably have an idea.  

[00:44:55] Duuude-Ron :

Nope. Nope. No clue.  

[00:44:57] Unknown:

Probably not because his kids are too old.  

[00:45:00] Rich Chelson:

Oh.  

[00:45:01] Unknown:

And haven't had   grandkids that are now   13 and 11 that, you know,   when they were   three and four,   watch those movies   in five and six.  

[00:45:16] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.   Yep.   No. I got a whole  

[00:45:21] Unknown:

shitload of Pixar DVDs in this house.  

[00:45:25] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[00:45:26] Unknown:

But, you know, some of those Pixar movies I'll fucking watch over and over again, like,  

[00:45:31] Duuude-Ron :

cool. Yeah. No. I love the Pixar Pixar and Studio Ghibli are the two   Bacon Rike and Bass   are kind of the three three cartoon   animation houses that I really go for these days.  

[00:45:45] Unknown:

Oh, I didn't I've never even heard of the other two.  

[00:45:48] Duuude-Ron :

Well, Studio Ghibli   have done several do several they're more anime. Well, not more. They are anime style,   but they're not the ultra violent. They're just very   wonderful stories.   My neighbor Totoro is a good one to start off watching.   There is   Howl's Moving Castle   is a wonderful story.   Beautiful story, actually.   Spirited Away is another beautiful story too. And I mean, they're just they're those are just really good   good,   stories to have. I mean, they've also got, Princess Mononoke, and there's a bunch of other Studio Ghibli   movies that are out there. But you said all of them  

[00:46:30] Unknown:

know who Raking Bass is. You probably just don't what was that? And the ones that you just described are all on the anime.  

[00:46:38] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. They're all cartoon animations. Yeah. Japanese animations.  

[00:46:42] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   Gotcha. Okay. Continue on if you remember what you're saying.  

[00:46:47] Duuude-Ron :

So   yeah. And then I was jumping over onto Rankin Bass. Rankin Bass is the one,   who did Lord of the Rings,   the back in the eighties, the cartoon Lord of the Rings.   Okay. Return of the king.   They did they did that. They also did all the   Rudolph comes down, Rudolph and the shiny new year,   and all the stop stop motion animation   from for the holidays,   Like, Nestor, the long eared donkey, and the drummer boy, and and all those. They Rankin Bass did those too, but they also did   actual animation, like like I said. The turn   Tolkien's,   Return of the King is one that a lot of people know.  

The Hobbit is another one they did that would, that was real good. And a lot of people are aware of it and and   and love it tremendously.   So   You know, I've seen Who did, I can't remember who did, The Last   Unicorn.  

[00:47:45] Rich Chelson:

You see, movies like that, I mean, I watch them. I like them, but   I don't care who made them.   That's just   that was just something that's not   in my wheelhouse.  

[00:47:57] Unknown:

Yeah. And I'm not really  

[00:47:58] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, it it gives me an idea of what to what I'm to expect.  

[00:48:02] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.  

[00:48:04] Duuude-Ron :

You see this? The thing because, you know, if you get like, cut. If you're watching, like, route back, she's lit   go ahead. We've got a we've got a delay in here. Of course, my mom's   using   HughesNet, so, yeah, we're bouncing off the satellite. So, yeah, now we got a delay, and I apologize.  

[00:48:22] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. You're no. You've been sounding like I've noticed a couple times when   when, like, you've stopped talking or, like yeah. When when I hear you stop talking   and then I'll say something or when Doodle say something   and you jump back in, it's like, I I've noticed   there's been a slight delay and,   you know, I mean, that's that's satellite Internet.   You know?  

[00:48:47] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   I don't know why she jumped over to HughesNet instead of sticking with with with CenturyLink, but she did. So it's not Well   not not my choice. So No. No. No. You're you're in pot  

[00:49:00] Unknown:

sorry.   Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah.   In Pottsville?  

[00:49:05] Duuude-Ron :

Yes, sir.  

[00:49:06] Unknown:

So how do you like that that nice 10 mile stretch of open road now?  

[00:49:11] Duuude-Ron :

That is beautiful.   Abs Isn't it? Absolutely beautiful. Isn't it? Absolutely.   And the last time I went there the last time I went through there last week,  

[00:49:23] Unknown:

there was only two cones left up, and that was right in the   where that great big horse arena is at,   right across the street from the end. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where they that's where they kept all the machinery on a daily basis. I think there was two cones left Right. Up in that area.   So I don't know if they're there. I'll find out next week when I go up to Abilene. But, yeah,   nice,   smooth  

[00:49:49] Duuude-Ron :

asphalt.   Very smooth.  

[00:49:52] Unknown:

And in about   three years, it'll be   not so smooth.  

[00:49:57] Duuude-Ron :

It'll be trashed out?  

[00:49:58] Unknown:

Yep.   Yep. Rotted out just like Okay. Pretty much all   all asphalt   does when they got a lot of semi traffic on it.  

[00:50:08] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[00:50:09] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Well, we'll see. But, anyhow, what I was saying was   right.   Hopefully, they got it right.   So   but what I was gonna say was one of the things about about   knowing who the animator is   is it gives you an idea of what it's what it's gonna be like because   you have Ralph Bakshi   who did Fritz the Cat, which was the first x rated   animated   movie out.   But he also did   wizards,   which is a   grew up watching that when I had to watch it anytime, you know, my stepmom went in the house, but still grew up watching that.   Great movie. Let's see. American   which   was a interesting angle.  

See, Coonskin,   which is a really   interesting   movie about racism.   And, I mean, they did a lot of movies that were commentaries   on   on   US culture and, and stuff. And, you know, obviously, they   Ralph Bakshi being Ralph Bakshi at at angle towards the towards the, the the liberal side, but at the same time,   it was an interesting and entertaining   means of doing a commentary.   And, I've written and looked it up, and, yeah, the last unicorn, which is one of my favorite animated   shows I watched growing up, is is done by Rankin Bass. So   Oh, okay. So that's why   high button. Must  

[00:51:39] Unknown:

have been must have been a Oklahoma thing because  

[00:51:43] Duuude-Ron :

I I grew up in Texas.  

[00:51:45] Unknown:

Well, okay.   It   okay.  

[00:51:49] Duuude-Ron :

That I didn't I didn't move to Oklahoma till until 02/2005.  

[00:51:54] Unknown:

Oh, okay. Well, that proves everything   because I'm just a Texas implant.   I didn't grow up in this state. Get transplant.  

[00:52:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Transplant, implant, whatever. Oh, no. You got you you got   you got you missed out on so many great aspects of,   of of pop culture because you were hanging out in in the land of nothing.  

[00:52:20] Unknown:

Yeah. No. Trees.  

[00:52:22] Duuude-Ron :

I got a shit ton of wind, but you got no trees.  

[00:52:25] Unknown:

Yeah. See, I was at the skating rink all the time. So yeah.  

[00:52:30] Duuude-Ron :

Right. Well, this is a good point.  

[00:52:33] Unknown:

Yeah. I know. And I know I've told you guys a story that   in my youth, I spent more time on roller skates   than I did in school   on a weekly basis. Right.   Man, I'd be on skates from 09:00 in the morning on Saturday until a little bit after midnight.  

[00:52:52] Duuude-Ron :

Mhmm.  

[00:52:53] Unknown:

But my mom worked at the rink, so I got the benefits of it. And,   man, I love those times.  

[00:53:00] Duuude-Ron :

Took full advantage.  

[00:53:02] Unknown:

Yep. Took full advantage. Matter of fact, I need to pull pull my roller skates out and   go to the roller skating rink sometimes.  

[00:53:11] Rich Chelson:

Why not?  

[00:53:13] Unknown:

I don't know.  

[00:53:14] Rich Chelson:

Well, get her done, dude.  

[00:53:16] Unknown:

Well, yeah. But then, see, when I start doing that, I start shuffle skating.   And the way I shuffle skate,   after a couple hours, it hurts, and I regret it.   Then   I take a couple months and   then go do it all again.  

[00:53:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, get her done.  

[00:53:35] Unknown:

Well, I'm just because I I might just have to do that after I do that. Like that no more. Okay. Let's keep doing it.   You know, kinda stupid how we fucking   play our lives like that. Right. Man, that really fucking hurt when I did it.   And guess what? When I returned home, I'm a let's do it again.  

[00:53:55] Rich Chelson:

That's right. I'm a do it again.  

[00:53:58] Duuude-Ron :

Do it again.   Let's do it again. It will apply.   Mhmm.  

[00:54:04] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. I broke down and bought a mixer.   Uh-oh.   Yeah.   Because   this other mixer,   I was I was using it because I had, you know, found these dough hooks. Right? And I was making some well,   Matt sent it to me on TikTok, but it was it was supposed to be a way to make homemade hamburger buns. Right?  

[00:54:28] Unknown:

Okay.  

[00:54:29] Rich Chelson:

So I followed the recipe.   And then I was using my mixer,   and I put the dough hooks in, the ones that   I bought off eBay   for, like, 15 or $20.   Right. And then and all like that. And I had checked them,   and it looked like they fit. Well,   my mixer really didn't wanna  

[00:54:51] Duuude-Ron :

work with them right. Didn't wanna use them.  

[00:54:54] Unknown:

Didn't wanna play well with others.  

[00:54:57] Rich Chelson:

No. It did not. So, I mean, I still managed to save the recipe and all like that. And   I didn't get hamburger buns, but I got some pretty damn good rolls   out of it. Okay?   Okay. I wish to that. I did I I wasn't gonna throw it away.  

[00:55:14] Unknown:

So Well no.  

[00:55:16] Rich Chelson:

And and I had been looking at this one mixer,   and   you see the KitchenAid mixers. I mean, those are nice, and,   you know, I've been wanting one of those, but those are $2.50. And I'm like, nah. Hell no, man.   Plus plus you'd have to buy attachments, you know, if you wanna do all this other stuff.   Well, I found one on Amazon   for   $1.50,   and it came with   a meat grinder,   a sausage stuffer,   came with an actual blender.   You know, the the  

[00:55:50] Unknown:

It had the big whisks,   whiffs, or whatever they're called?  

[00:55:53] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Well, yeah, it came with the the   the beaters,   the whisk. Yep.   The came with the bread hook.   And, like like, on the old school blenders,   remember how   how you had that little pitcher?   Yeah.   Came with one of those made of glass.   Not plastic.   Glass.   Wow.  

[00:56:19] Unknown:

Yeah.   For?  

[00:56:22] Rich Chelson:

For a $1.50.  

[00:56:24] Unknown:

Damn. Aren't we just getting?  

[00:56:27] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. Boujee on the way. You know?  

[00:56:31] Duuude-Ron :

And, you know This is the only way to be.  

[00:56:34] Unknown:

Well yeah. Especially when you own the Jeep.   You know? As long as you don't have fucking   you know, as long as the whole dash isn't covered with ducts,   I guess you're good.   And if you take it out wheeling in every once in a while and don't make it a payment print, insist   that you have to put   do what they want to do. But, you know, even though you made rolls   and they would start out to be or should have been   hamburger buns, you make rolls and then you make silver dollar hamburgers.  

[00:57:07] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, you see you see, here's the thing, and and I've got it thawing now. I'm gonna do this probably sometime tomorrow afternoon   is   I'm gonna I've got I've got, like, two and a quarter pounds or two and a half pounds of stew meat. Right?  

[00:57:23] Unknown:

Okay.  

[00:57:24] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's gonna become hamburger.   Well, there you go. Because I'm gonna put that grinder on the front of that mixer.  

[00:57:31] Unknown:

And see how well it grinds.  

[00:57:34] Rich Chelson:

Yes, sir.   Yes, sir.   And   and, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna make this hamburger flavored   when I get it all done. And then   but, yeah, this this mixer came with fucking every and and the thing is   on this mixer,   and I'm not sure if KitchenAid does this, probably does,   but   you know how the old the old mixers and even the hand mixers,   you would have to push the,   like, let's say, the beaters up into the head   Mhmm. To lock them in.  

[00:58:07] Unknown:

Mhmm.  

[00:58:08] Rich Chelson:

Not this.   This,   you push up, twist a quarter turn, and it locks.   Oh, okay. You don't have to push nothing up inside anything.   It it it   has a little stem push up, twist,   and it locks.  

[00:58:25] Unknown:

Well, there you go.  

[00:58:27] Rich Chelson:

I'm like, so by god.  

[00:58:29] Unknown:

Makes it makes it much easier on your arthritic   hands.  

[00:58:33] Rich Chelson:

Right? Oh, yeah. Makes it makes it a whole lot nicer.   And and I'm I'm gonna see I'm a I'm a see how the prices are on fruit, but,   I might I might try and make make a strawberry milkshake or maybe a chocolate milkshake.  

[00:58:51] Unknown:

Oh, there you go. There you go. Or or a smoothie at minimum.  

[00:58:56] Rich Chelson:

Right. I mean, whichever way. I mean, because, I mean, it's I mean, it's been freaking   umpteen years since I've done stuff, anything like this.   You know?   But  

[00:59:08] Unknown:

Well, that's why I stick to hot dogs   and grilled cheese sandwiches.   And  

[00:59:14] Rich Chelson:

I like those too, but but I also like a little variety as well. You know?  

[00:59:20] Unknown:

Tuna fish sandwiches.   See, I'm I'm a simple cook   when I have to cook.   Do you yeah.   You are exactly right.   I am so simple. I don't even cook.   Dude, that's good. Hot dogs, corn dogs,   tuna fish sandwich,   fried meat sandwich.   That's damn good. That that's damn good fiction. The only thing I will cook   when it's seasonal   is fried green tomatoes.   Man, I love me some love me some fried green tomatoes.  

[00:59:55] Rich Chelson:

Why do you gotta wait for seasonals?  

[00:59:57] Unknown:

You it's hard to find   green tomatoes in the wintertime.   Any place.  

[01:00:03] Rich Chelson:

Find someone who has a greenhouse.  

[01:00:06] Unknown:

Well, you know, I got a friend of mine, Dave, and I know you haven't met him, but he's one of my Wheeling buddies.   This year, his tomato plants did not do very well, and I got one the size of little bit smaller than a lemon from him the other day, and that's the only one he had. Last year, he I got,   oh,   you know, half a, you know, Walmart   bag of tomatoes this year, they didn't do so well.   Yeah. Last year when he had his tomatoes up, oh, yeah. I was eating pretty good on fried green tomatoes.  

[01:00:39] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   But yeah. No. I I just you know, it's like it's like,   I don't know, man. I mean, I was raised up on on scratch cooking, and   that's how I learned how to start cooking.   Mhmm. Yeah. Because, I mean, I was I I was actively taught. All of us kids were actively taught   how to cook.   Yeah. So and, honestly, it's healthier, I think.  

[01:01:07] Unknown:

So Well,   for the most part,   yes.   I will totally agree with that.  

[01:01:13] Rich Chelson:

So, yeah, that's why that's why I got this mixer. And plus   plus, I can make my pudding anytime I want   without making a mess. That's always been my problem.  

[01:01:25] Unknown:

Well,   yeah, cooking always makes usually,   in my   opinion, usually makes a mess.  

[01:01:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, maybe for you, but I can cook and have a pretty clean kitchen. I mean, yeah, I do have to do a little bit of cleanup, but not much   because I don't I don't get crazy.  

[01:01:45] Unknown:

Well, again, that's why I don't cook.   But, of course  

[01:01:50] Rich Chelson:

I've had practice.  

[01:01:52] Unknown:

Well yeah. And if and if you don't cook, guess what?   You ain't eating.   And, again, y'all get expensive going out to dinner three times a day.  

[01:02:04] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I know. It is. It is. It can for sure.  

[01:02:08] Rich Chelson:

That or DoorDash or   you know?  

[01:02:12] Unknown:

Oh, yeah. I'll never do DoorDash.   No. Thank you.   I'll just go and pick it up my damn self.  

[01:02:19] Rich Chelson:

You know, I couldn't,   you know, save myself quite a bit of money, but I get to thinking about it. Fuck. I'd have to load the dog up because, oh my god.   If the dog's not around, it   slips out.   You know? She's like, oh my god. Dad.   Dad's out of the room for five minutes. I I have to touch him for thirty   just to make sure.  

[01:02:43] Unknown:

Okay. Just to make sure he's there.   Right. Just make sure you're still alive and breathing.  

[01:02:49] Rich Chelson:

Nice to hear.   You know?   Yeah. She's usually taller too.  

[01:02:54] Unknown:

Oh, yeah?   Mhmm.  

[01:02:57] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Yeah. She yeah. She's been sleeping a lot, and   next thing I know, sitting down, she's about   the height of my knees.  

[01:03:07] Unknown:

Oh, okay.  

[01:03:09] Rich Chelson:

Whereas   whereas when I first got her, she was probably   about half the height   from the floor up.  

[01:03:18] Unknown:

Mhmm.  

[01:03:18] Rich Chelson:

So about   midway point on my calf   when I first got her, and now she's   the height of my knees when I'm sitting down.   Makes it makes it a whole lot easier to pet her.  

[01:03:30] Unknown:

Yeah. Well yeah.   And she'll grow   a little bit more.   Well, she ain't done growing yet. Yes. She ain't done growing yet. How old is she? Not quite two?  

[01:03:41] Rich Chelson:

No. No. Not even close. Year and a month.  

[01:03:45] Unknown:

Oh, okay. Well,  

[01:03:47] Rich Chelson:

yeah. Two months.  

[01:03:48] Unknown:

Yeah. You'll yeah. She'll be doing some growing   without a doubt.  

[01:03:53] Rich Chelson:

But   but yeah. No. I I got I got I got a few other I got a few other recipes   that Matt found on TikTok, and he sent them to me so I could save them. And,   they,   there's   there's one I wanna try. Let's see. I gotta look at it again.   It's bacon.   It's good, of course, because it has bacon.  

[01:04:18] Unknown:

Oh, good. Well  

[01:04:20] Rich Chelson:

Oh, it's you put   you cook up six ounces of bacon,   three tablespoons of butter, a third a cup brown sugar,   nonstick cooking spray,   and two cups   of,   pancake mix.   That's it.   And you put the bacon on the bottom   and then   put everything else on top,   and then you bake it, and then you flip it over,   and then put syrup on it   and tie it up.  

[01:04:51] Unknown:

Oh, okay.  

[01:04:52] Rich Chelson:

So   so, yeah, that's that's the next thing I'm gonna make.  

[01:04:57] Unknown:

And I'm sure you will   make enough to have breakfast for two or three days.  

[01:05:03] Rich Chelson:

Oh, probably so. Yeah. And,  

[01:05:06] Unknown:

no. I no. Well,   you'll have   the pancake   part   for two or three days,   but the bacon ain't gonna ain't gonna last but one meal.  

[01:05:17] Rich Chelson:

Well, see see the thing, it it says to you six ounces of bacon.   And I'm sitting here thinking,   why would you want to limit yourself   on just six ounces of bacon when a package is 12 ounces or, like, me, I buy it in a pound and a half.   I mean Well   Exactly.  

[01:05:38] Unknown:

You know? So once the package is open,   you might as well cook it all.  

[01:05:44] Rich Chelson:

You got to.   Because once you thaw it and once you open it, ain't no sense of putting it back. Cook it.  

[01:05:52] Duuude-Ron :

Hell, yeah.  

[01:05:53] Unknown:

Ain't no There's never there's never any sense of putting   not cooking up the whole damn package of bacon.  

[01:06:00] Rich Chelson:

I agree. I got it. That should  

[01:06:02] Unknown:

be good. Especially with BLTs   or b b b l t.   B d   b b l   t.   Bacon, bacon, bacon,   lettuce, tomato.  

[01:06:19] Rich Chelson:

With mayonnaise?  

[01:06:21] Unknown:

Of course.   But Never never   ever skimp on the bacon.   Never.  

[01:06:29] Rich Chelson:

Uh-uh. So yeah. No. I wanna make that. And there there's I got I got a few other things in here I wanna make   that that,   that I mean, they're real simple and easy.   And so it's like, yeah. I gotta try this stuff.  

[01:06:44] Unknown:

Well, I saw one come across my Facebook feed, but they didn't give   the amount for the ingredients.   But I tell you what, it looked fucking   delicious.   You know how   Outback Steakhouse has the blooming onion?  

[01:07:01] Rich Chelson:

Uh-huh.  

[01:07:02] Unknown:

Well, this is   Amish   blooming onions.   And you take the onion, you mince it up,   and then you make all the batter and everything, and you mix it together.   And then you use a small ice cream scoop and put it in the hot grease,   and   they didn't   they say it tastes just like a blooming onion, but a hell of a lot easier.   If you see that again, send that to me. Hey. You know, and I probably have to research it because   they showed what ingredients,   but they did not give the amounts.   Right.   But I tell you what,   I was very tempted not to   lick the   my phone screen.  

Oh, yeah.   Lumen onion is pretty pretty damn good.  

[01:07:55] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. They are.  

[01:07:57] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah, buddy.  

[01:07:58] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. They are.  

[01:08:00] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I love I may drop out a little bit, here and there, guys,   because I can run to town.   Oh oh. Hey there, Doug Doug.  

[01:08:09] Unknown:

Alright.   And then they also   and, again, they did not give the amounts   for   the blooming onion   sauce.  

[01:08:18] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I can get that on the Internet.  

[01:08:21] Unknown:

I'm sure you can. I'm sure you could probably even get this recipe from the   I'm sure there's an Amish cooking be a out there someplace that has it that has it in it.  

[01:08:32] Rich Chelson:

Okay. And, what I'm seeing is   they call them Amish onion fritters.  

[01:08:39] Unknown:

Yeah. That's it. Mhmm. Okay.  

[01:08:41] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.  

[01:08:42] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   So, yeah, it'd be, yeah, it'd be it'd be real easy to get. Is it is it that girl in a in a   green Amish dress and   a white hat that you saw?  

[01:08:55] Unknown:

No. It it no. It just strictly showed   them chopping up the ingredients   and putting it in the pan. There you couldn't see any   you know, who was actually making it.  

[01:09:07] Rich Chelson:

Oh, okay. Okay.   You know, actually, because I've got a I've got a half an onion   still in the refrigerator if it's still good.  

[01:09:19] Unknown:

Oh my god. You cooked that you cooked that up with your   beef   stew hamburger creation that you now have   you're not   hamburger buns, but big enough for probably silver dollar hamburgers and your side dish being these   onion fritters.  

[01:09:37] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I would no. Honestly, those rolls didn't last long. I I have to make more.   They were good.   I mean, they didn't turn out light and fluffy or anything, but but   I tell you what,   those are some of the best damn rolls I've ever made.  

[01:09:54] Unknown:

Well, yeah, they weren't big and fluffy, but they weren't   ice ice pucks either or hockey pucks either.  

[01:10:01] Rich Chelson:

No. No. No. And I mean I mean, take some butter, throw some butter on, you know, on it. Well, I use real butter, so,   you know, it doesn't melt   right away, you know, when you you know, it doesn't spread easy. So   so you   you cut some butter, put it up on them, and then throw in a microwave for about forty seconds. The butter all melts and gets all slathering and gooey and oh, yeah.  

[01:10:26] Unknown:

So that's why you get yourself a butter dish  

[01:10:29] Duuude-Ron :

and take one of those sticks and just leave it on the fucking counter. Yep. It's salted butter. Salted butter in the dish will last all day. It's not going to go rancid because the of the salt.  

[01:10:40] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I know. Well yeah. No.  

[01:10:43] Duuude-Ron :

But And then when you wanna get ready to use the butter, it's all nice and soft and spreadable and just it's an angel's kiss.  

[01:10:51] Unknown:

That you just you're just   not you're skipping the step of   the thirty seconds in the microwave   where you Yeah. You'd be using that thirty seconds   previously   to eat the fucking rolls.  

[01:11:07] Duuude-Ron :

Right?   The problem is is that usually in the mornings whenever I start, I wanna use butter the most. And so, sadly, I'm still putting it in the microwave for thirty seconds because I'm half asleep going, oh, shit. I forgot the butter.   And she said, you know, I have to cut it up into little slices, stick it on a on a on a the saucer and   nuke it for a little bit and over nuke it. So now it's all ready. And   and if you're gonna   do that, and  

[01:11:34] Unknown:

Well and if you're gonna do that, you might as well just melt the damn butter.   Take your fucking time then,   just melt the damn butter,   and get yourself a little   lack of a better words, one of those little paintbrushes   and lather your bread with it.  

[01:11:51] Duuude-Ron :

Well, yeah. I you could do you could use the basting brush, but I just take the bread, and I just slap it on top of the, on top of the saucer with the butter on it and flip it over.   Add it to that. Then I go off, and I'll just go ahead and, and toast the bread up with it with the butter on there so it becomes nice and brown, and it's tasty and wonderful and yummy and good and  

[01:12:10] Unknown:

awesome. And life and life is  

[01:12:13] Duuude-Ron :

life is Life is good.  

[01:12:15] Unknown:

Yeah. The song is   Yeah. That's all.  

[01:12:26] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:12:27] Unknown:

Yeah.   Hey. You know, that is the best way to  

[01:12:31] Duuude-Ron :

butter corn, though. Right? You know that corn on the cob? Uh-huh. Yep. Just take it and spin it on top of the of a stick of butter.  

[01:12:39] Unknown:

No.   You heavily   butter a piece of bread,  

[01:12:44] Duuude-Ron :

and then you take better that way too. Yeah. Yeah. That way you get to eat the bread later.  

[01:12:49] Unknown:

And then, yeah, once you get done sucking up all the corn that is heavily buttered, then you eat the bread   that has nice warm butter. Right. Exactly.  

[01:12:59] Duuude-Ron :

Exactly. Well, I mean, we used to do the do the, the stick of, just throw it on the stick of butter, and by the time everybody got finished, everybody dad is always pissed because the butter was all fucked up.   But god damn it. Butter's the best of them now.   Yeah.  

[01:13:17] Unknown:

Everybody after everybody strokes their core on the butter. Yeah.   So, you know, yeah, that's another way to do it too. Yeah.  

[01:13:27] Rich Chelson:

You know, if someone hears this and   someone will hear this,   they're gonna hear that stroking the corn statement. It just  

[01:13:36] Duuude-Ron :

I was gonna say that's the title for the, for the show, the corn stroking   Stroking the corn.   Alright. What?  

[01:13:49] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Somebody sees that, and they're gonna go, what  

[01:13:52] Unknown:

the fuck  

[01:13:53] Duuude-Ron :

are these dipshits talking about this week? I'll be going, holy crap. What are these purples talking about today?   Oh, it's actual literally taking your corn and and poking it on there. So done it.   Yeah. I got you built up, bitches.  

[01:14:10] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Right. Right.  

[01:14:13] Unknown:

You know, it gets your balloon your your your the balloon in your head so big and then just   just   a little balloon.   Suckers.  

[01:14:26] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Just be much shit, Brian.  

[01:14:29] Unknown:

Ain't you just about fucking pathetic?  

[01:14:32] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, man. I'm pathetic.  

[01:14:36] Rich Chelson:

You know you know   Just one would think that, but   our numbers   for the last two episodes have really fucking rocked.  

[01:14:47] Unknown:

Really?  

[01:14:47] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That's great. Nice.  

[01:14:50] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Let's see.   And this is off PODHON because for some reason, I can't get on to PODStats.   But,   last week's title  

[01:15:03] Duuude-Ron :

I can I can add you to PODStats, and I can look?  

[01:15:07] Unknown:

Well, you know what, Brian? You're coming in Chinese cellular.  

[01:15:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Off and on, you're you're you're coming in Chinese cellular, dude.  

[01:15:15] Unknown:

But on Pod areas, but Chinese cellular, all the same.  

[01:15:21] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. Well, I'm I'm having to run I'm having to run into town to grab,   to grab,   diapers.  

[01:15:29] Unknown:

Yeah. You ain't running no fucking place. You're gonna be just like me, get in a fucking car and drive. You ain't gonna run any place.   The only thing you're you're like me. The only thing that you run  

[01:15:40] Duuude-Ron :

is your mouth. Well, I can, but it it y'all start getting all hot and sweaty thing, and I was doing something else while I'm heavy breathing.  

[01:15:50] Rich Chelson:

Well, it might boost numbers. You never know. Yeah. It might boost numbers.  

[01:15:54] Duuude-Ron :

And, really, yeah, a lot of people wonder whenever I have a heart attack.  

[01:16:00] Unknown:

And you know what? And if that   happens,   don't expect me and Rich to help you because we're gonna fucking be taking pictures.  

[01:16:08] Duuude-Ron :

We're gonna take some pictures. Videos. And and He's been running. I know it's amazing, ain't it?  

[01:16:15] Unknown:

Is this guy doing okay? He's flopping around on the ground awfully bad.   Oh, let's get some more video.  

[01:16:23] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. No. Last week's,   the title of last week's episode   is titled my therapist says.  

[01:16:33] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I saw that.  

[01:16:34] Unknown:

And, you How much did you come up with that?  

[01:16:37] Rich Chelson:

AI, baby. Hey. Actually,   actually, I took the audio   from Auphonic   or not the audio, the text   because   I, I have Auphonic do the transcription.   And,   I, put that into Gemini,   and I said, give me three to five different   funny and witty titles.   And that was one of the titles. And I thought, oh my god. That would fit so well.  

[01:17:06] Duuude-Ron :

And so Jim and I let you go ahead and throw all three hours worth of, of of,   transcript into it? Yes.   Wow. I always tried clogged, and it was like, oh, you got too much for too many letters on here, so you need to cut it back.  

[01:17:23] Rich Chelson:

No. No. But but this is what this is one of the titles, Jim, and I came up with. And   in the first twenty four hours through Pod Home, it says we had 11 downloads.   And then   in the last seven days, we had 24   download. Go.   And then   the the week before that,   the, pink flamingo   impersonators   Uh-huh.   That again,   I was I had written down   something   close to that title right there, but there again,   I took the transcript,   put it into Gemini,   and it   that's one of the   titles that it came up with.   And that title, actually,   we had nine downloads in the first twenty four hours   and 14   downloads   in the first seven days.  

So, I mean, since   since I've been,   you know, taking the transcript and doing it this way,   I've noticed our numbers have and I think it's also the time of year   too.   Because, I mean, for a while, we were,   you know,   doing okay, but not the greatest.  

[01:18:39] Duuude-Ron :

You know? Well, I think it a lot of it yeah. The summer summer has just kinda been a huge drop. I mean, because   even though even though I haven't put anything out on on my podcast in a long while,   It has   there's there's been a lot of of,   of of Activity.   Activity. Yeah. Just Yeah. Interestingly, everything has been building up. It's weird. It's like, wow.  

[01:19:06] Rich Chelson:

I know. I know. It's completely  

[01:19:09] Unknown:

dark out at 08:00 now.  

[01:19:12] Rich Chelson:

Alright.   Well, here here at seven, dude.  

[01:19:17] Unknown:

So complete darkness at seven Yes. Right now?  

[01:19:21] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. No. No. It's it's yeah. It's been dark for an hour.  

[01:19:26] Unknown:

Wow.   Yeah. And it may have been here. I really didn't fucking pay attention.   But So I have a cigarette.   It's dark. So  

[01:19:35] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Yeah. No. It it seems like the last five or six titles,   you know, since I started using Gemini in the in the transcript,   the   the audio transcript.   Again, it's   could be that time of year, but, you know, in now now I did have one.   I will say I did have one   where, where a Gemini would not   give me the right kinda title. It was just wanting to just talk about Bella.   You know? I mean, we did  

[01:20:13] Duuude-Ron :

We talked all about Bella. So  

[01:20:15] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And I'm like, no. Damn it. And then so so I wound up I used I think, I used Copilot   and tried to see what come up there.   And I think I used   Aria   out of opera,   and I finally found   a a, decent title   between,   you know  

[01:20:38] Unknown:

Why didn't you get why didn't you just call it a man and his dog?  

[01:20:42] Rich Chelson:

No. Because because you see you see the thing is, there's three hours. We didn't talk about Bella for three hours, and that'd be boring as fuck anyway.  

[01:20:51] Duuude-Ron :

Well, no.  

[01:20:53] Rich Chelson:

You know? It's it's on the It wouldn't be boring to Bella.   Well, Bella doesn't give to Yeah. Yeah. Cinnamon's.   As long as I pet the dog and feed her when she wants fed,   she's   happy, which is constantly, but she's happy.  

[01:21:12] Unknown:

Exactly.   You just   hit the nail on the head.   You know, we're talking about Bella, and she's, like, right there   looking at you   and getting attention the whole damn time.  

[01:21:28] Rich Chelson:

Right?   But yeah. No. It just   the there's been only one of the episodes where   where I really had to, you know, try some other   prompts and and and other AIs to help with the title.   Because, I mean, I can come up with titles. You can come up with titles,   but   I'm trying to find   titles   that will catch someone's attention   and also make them wonder, think, laugh, whatever, groan. You know? I think groan or entertain. Yeah.   You know, I mean, I'm good for one or two a year,   and I've already exceeded that.  

[01:22:09] Unknown:

So Uh-huh. Yep. I need help. And and I ain't gonna give you any help because I ain't that damn creative.  

[01:22:16] Rich Chelson:

Well, no. You know, honestly, dude, I can't remember.   You've actually   given me a couple   this past year.  

[01:22:26] Unknown:

Have I? Yes. Yeah. Well, hot damn.  

[01:22:30] Rich Chelson:

Just   just by something you said, I mean, I would I I would have to go back through my notes. But, yeah, you   you have,   given me a couple   of titles this year.  

[01:22:43] Unknown:

Well, damn. I   I have exceeded expectations.   Yes, sir. I guarantee you I guarantee you ain't gonna happen next year.  

[01:22:53] Rich Chelson:

I can't guarantee that, dude.  

[01:22:57] Duuude-Ron :

He's gonna try now.  

[01:23:00] Unknown:

I still I am still not that damn witty.  

[01:23:03] Rich Chelson:

But but you see, dude, that's the thing. Sometimes when you're not trying to be witty,   that's when you're funny as fuck.   Yeah. True.   But yeah. No. But yeah. No. That last week's one, that was a good one, I thought. I I had to laugh out loud when I saw that one. My therapist says   and, actually,   out of the gate,   that's the best one since February.  

[01:23:32] Unknown:

You know, and   in Ron's opinion,   you know who the best therapist is?   Who?   Jeepers.  

[01:23:41] Rich Chelson:

Who?   Jeepers.   Oh,   well, yeah.   But not everybody is like is is is as cool as us.  

[01:23:51] Unknown:

Well and I'm sorry to hear that.   But, you know,   them individuals,   I don't have to go fucking see a doctor.   I just talk to them guys.   Right. Because most of the people Or girls. Or girls. You Yeah. You're right. And   majority of them   that I know, that I will with,   are prior military.  

[01:24:15] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:24:17] Unknown:

And and   know   through experience,   not education.   And I'm not knocking education,   but   I think experience is   a lot better   common denominator.   At least it is for me. Right.   That are getting in the jeep and hitting the trails.   That's always a good you know?  

[01:24:41] Duuude-Ron :

Pretty much so. Yeah.  

[01:24:43] Unknown:

Dressler leave and,   you know, just   taking your mind off shit. Worrying about that worrying about that next rock.  

[01:24:55] Duuude-Ron :

How are you gonna get over that next little rock?  

[01:24:58] Unknown:

That's   right. Or down that   nice embankment that I  

[01:25:03] Duuude-Ron :

did last week. How do you actually get a get across Ron's crack?  

[01:25:12] Unknown:

You better have fucking 44 inch tires.   Oh, damn it. I don't think I'd have gone there.  

[01:25:22] Duuude-Ron :

Oh my god.  

[01:25:23] Unknown:

Oh my god.   Well, the the 30 fives didn't make it.   The 30 sevens didn't make it.   So   Oh, yeah.   Because the 30 fives, well, that kinda tipped the Jeep over   or damn near,   and the 30 sevens cost me $1,200.   That's why   that's why I have never played in Ron's crack again.   I've seen Ron's crack. Yes. Ron's crack has gotten   huge. Ain't even fucking with it.   Ain't gonna fuck with it.   Oh my god. I haven't oh, god dang.   Oh,  

[01:26:15] Duuude-Ron :

shit. And we rushed our case.   Ron didn't have to try to be, be funny. He just does it out of nowhere.  

[01:26:24] Unknown:

That's right. Damn it. And you know what? I'm fixing to show you, and I know I can't remember if I sent you this particular one, and it's gonna take me a minute to find it.  

[01:26:34] Duuude-Ron :

How about the one where that you almost tipped over?  

[01:26:37] Unknown:

No. That was with the TJ.   Oh, okay. This one this one was with   the JK   that I currently have,   and,   yeah, Ron's cracked and swallowed the fucking Jeep.  

[01:26:54] Duuude-Ron :

It did.  

[01:26:55] Rich Chelson:

You had sent me those, I think.  

[01:26:57] Unknown:

Yep. I think I might've probably did.  

[01:27:01] Rich Chelson:

And let's see where  

[01:27:03] Unknown:

Same brand.  

[01:27:05] Rich Chelson:

That's exactly what I'm talking about right here.  

[01:27:08] Duuude-Ron :

Absolutely.  

[01:27:09] Rich Chelson:

I mean   I mean,   we've got two possible titles right now.  

[01:27:17] Duuude-Ron :

And it's Adventures and Ron's Crack   and Stroking Corn.  

[01:27:21] Unknown:

You know what? And you just may   yeah. And you might just be able to use this   picture   as As the as the image. As the cover art. There you go.  

[01:27:37] Duuude-Ron :

Let them figure out that, oh, it is really just a big ass crack in the ground.  

[01:27:42] Rich Chelson:

But but, see, that's the thing, though.   Someone looking at the cover art   and the title   is not gonna put two and two together.  

[01:27:51] Duuude-Ron :

No. No. Not until they watch, and they go, oh, and now we're talking about cover again. They'll look at the oh, oh, okay. Right. Right.  

[01:28:00] Rich Chelson:

So, yeah, dudes yeah. Send me one of them pictures.   I I I'm looking   looking for it right now. Okay. Well, if you can't find it, I'll look because I I'm on well,   yeah, I'm almost sure you sent those to me. I would just have to hunt them up, which, I mean, I can do that if I need to.  

[01:28:20] Unknown:

But You know what?   But the first one   the first one that I just sent,   right, is   that's just a   that's funny. I don't care who you are. That that picture's funny. And when you guys see it, you're gonna fucking laugh.  

[01:28:37] Rich Chelson:

And I'm driving so hold up.   The goatee   just   I don't know, dude.   Was this,   last year?  

[01:28:48] Unknown:

No. That was two years ago.   Okay.   And that was   I can't remember where it was at, but   there was it was another Jeep group down by San Antonio,   and they were hosting an outdoor   haunted trail ride.   And   I was one of the Jeeps that had a trailer   that I got down there was was pulling one of the trailers for the for the haunted ride.  

[01:29:19] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:29:21] Unknown:

And so   I was the last one to get made up,   and that's how they did that.   But as   people were   getting lined up to get on the trailer,   they had it was at a   horse   like, a horse arena   where they where they stage it out of, and they had some fencing.   And   I shook that fence and   just screamed Banshee,   and I tell you what, scared the shit   out of all the patrons that were standing in that area   when I did that. But that was my that's what they made me up to be.   Like that?   I can tell you that's an ugly motherfucker right there.   How much   I got about   a thousand over a thousand pictures in my gallery.  

Would that take a hell of a lot of fuck does that take a lot of fucking space out of my memory for my phone?  

[01:30:26] Duuude-Ron :

No. It'll definitely, free up some, some storage.   Well Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Back them up to, like, Google Photos or Yeah. I would say at least put them in I and you could actually even set up if you end up having too much where Google Photos goes, you're gonna have to your fucking here.   Uh-huh. $2   a month is all it takes   to   to   to show   the   the fuel that   that I ever made.  

[01:30:56] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   Well, actually, I just need to get rid of a lot of My Google Storage is $2  

[01:31:02] Duuude-Ron :

$2 a month.   So And then you can if you're ever looking for something in particular,   you can actually just go into Google Photos and type in, like,   red Jeep, and it'll look through, and it'll pull up all the red. Typically, it'll pull up all the red Jeep. Sometimes it'll just find a red vehicle that kinda is a Jeep like item,   and so it might throw those up also. But yeah.  

[01:31:25] Rich Chelson:

Google Google Photos gives you 15 gigs.   So, yeah, a thousand photos is not even gonna come close to that. Not normal. Okay.  

[01:31:34] Unknown:

No.   No.  

[01:31:37] Duuude-Ron :

Alright. But remember that   that 15 gigs   is not just pictures.   It's also   email.   Yeah. It's also everything else that you're doing tied in with Google.  

[01:31:50] Unknown:

But to include to include texts?  

[01:31:53] Duuude-Ron :

No.   No. No. No.  

[01:31:55] Rich Chelson:

But Brian. Brian.  

[01:31:57] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-huh.  

[01:31:58] Rich Chelson:

The most thing dude saves is photos.   And, I mean I mean, he takes the photos on his phone, so   those files are very small.  

[01:32:09] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:32:10] Unknown:

Yeah. Oh, well,   when I get down there, you and I are gonna look at my phone and see because I'm at   my max   storage   capacity   for my phone  

[01:32:21] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:32:23] Unknown:

And I need to get  

[01:32:25] Rich Chelson:

some You should you should have Google Photos  

[01:32:28] Duuude-Ron :

on your phone. If not, it's an Yeah. Download. With an Android, you've got Google Photos already in there.   Oh, no. Not necessarily. It depends. You've got a Samsung. Right?  

[01:32:38] Unknown:

No. I got   a no. I got a fucking  

[01:32:42] Duuude-Ron :

Node one or some shit. Yeah. You may not they may not have put   photos on there right off the bat, so you may have to just download it. We can get him.   Yeah. We'll get it figured out.  

[01:32:55] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. I get him. It's it's   it's not a big deal.   But, yeah, as far because you see, when I had the free tier of Google Photos,   or, you know, the 15 gigs   between I I mean, the most I ever got up to   through my email drive and Google Photos, I think I got up to,   shoot, five gigs.  

[01:33:21] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Well, I used to I I've had two Google Photos for so long that I it was back when you could actually   you you could you had unlimited   picture storage   if you did the the Google's proprietary squish down method   Yeah. They had a higher compression   style. And if you did that, then for a long time longest time, they're like, yeah. You throw all the photos you want on there, and   and they it was a separate amount. And then even,   like, how to make money off of it. So   we're gonna I've been able to I think there's a very bad,   this model.  

Right.  

[01:34:04] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I pay I pay $20 a month Oh. For, two terabytes.  

[01:34:09] Duuude-Ron :

Holy shit.   Yeah.  

[01:34:12] Rich Chelson:

Ew. Damn. Just popped out.  

[01:34:14] Duuude-Ron :

Mhmm.   Yeah. He was  

[01:34:18] Rich Chelson:

and Brian is   broken and stupid.   Are you back, Brian?   Yeah.  

[01:34:25] Duuude-Ron :

I'm so relieved.  

[01:34:27] Rich Chelson:

Right. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.   He's gonna   I heard you say damn, and then that was when that was when your signal just started going to shit.   Yeah. I pay I pay you $20 a month. So yeah.   That includes the   good version of Gemini as well.   Uh-huh.   Yeah. Okay. So   so I get I get all that for $20 a month.  

[01:34:57] Unknown:

And a bag of chips? Well, we cannot forget the fucking bag of chips. That's for damn sure. If we forget the bag of chips, we gotta go back to the score   and and get a bunch of bag of chips. And and pick them up. Exactly.   You can never forget the bag of chips.  

[01:35:15] Duuude-Ron :

Never never never remember.   Tap it. See?  

[01:35:19] Unknown:

And and it and, hopefully, it's   kettle chips.  

[01:35:23] Duuude-Ron :

Oh,   there's a few kettle chips that I like, and they're very,   very few.  

[01:35:30] Unknown:

Really?  

[01:35:31] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   And I'm not a  

[01:35:34] Unknown:

Well, Lay's is pretty good, but,   you know, the H E B brand is is kettle chips is pretty good too.  

[01:35:42] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I think they're called Vicky   is the brand, and they're they do the jalapeno chips.   Those are really good. The   salt and pepper ones are really good, and the, salt and vinegar are are good.   I gotta have salt. That's just the main part of it.  

[01:36:00] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. See, I like baked chips better.   I mean, I'd I   I do like a greasy salty tater chip as well.   Alright.   But just not all the time.  

[01:36:12] Duuude-Ron :

No. I'm mostly corn chips more than anything.  

[01:36:15] Rich Chelson:

I like those. The only thing is is there is no flavor.   None.  

[01:36:20] Unknown:

You have a good corn chip?  

[01:36:22] Duuude-Ron :

Oh god. Oh god. No.   A 100% chip.   Nothing worse than trying to eat   cardboard dipped in the devil's ass.   Stuff is horrible.  

[01:36:37] Unknown:

No. I Put a little put a little salsa and you you won't even taste the devil's ass.  

[01:36:42] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Well, you use a lot of salt. It's like put the put the chip 22 blocks of salt.  

[01:36:49] Unknown:

No. I said salsa.   Oh, salsa.  

[01:36:53] Duuude-Ron :

They had a lot of salsa.  

[01:36:55] Unknown:

That might cover up the devil's asshole tape.  

[01:36:58] Duuude-Ron :

My it might, but,   no. I've never liked sun chips.   First one I've been into was just like, yeah. That stays didn't taste horrible.  

[01:37:09] Unknown:

Well, your taste buds then are.  

[01:37:12] Duuude-Ron :

Maybe so, but,   and I accept that completely. But yeah. Yeah. I've not ever   I've I've done some chips once, and I did not even finish the little sample, but or the little little front size bag of them.  

[01:37:27] Unknown:

That was, And, Brian, you and, Brian, you like peppers.  

[01:37:31] Duuude-Ron :

Right? Yeah.  

[01:37:32] Unknown:

Not a problem.   I'm gonna get you some peppers.  

[01:37:37] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, that's fine. I I I can always   enjoy a good   a good, good sweating.  

[01:37:44] Unknown:

How about a Carolina Reaper?  

[01:37:47] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I wouldn't need it. I'd look at it and go, yeah. That's a pretty looking, pepper.   Oh, do you need it? I've had Carolina Reaper. I've had the you know, those one chip challenges they used to do?   Yeah. Yeah. But it's one that came out. Me and my daughter did it together, and we live streamed it over on on one of the,   live streamed it on one of my pages, and it was, you know, two   a see, that'd been $20.16.   And,   and, yeah,   I I could tell you for the next twelve hours while that thing was progressing through my intestines exactly where that fucker was.   I mean, that's the first one that got hot enough and upset my stomach enough where I almost rapped.  

I got the sweats and the shakes and all that because we had got finished eating. I was like, oh, well, you know, that's really freaking hot. So let's go ahead and let's go grab the pizzas. And so I ordered some pizzas and had dinner. And we drove,   where am I? I started sweating,   and my stomach was, like, going, yep. Bitch. We're getting tired. I'm getting tired of messing with you. And   I ended up having to stop by,   a convenience store and grabbing a, grabbing   a a a half gallon of,   of milk. Little bit more? No. No. I I did milk. Just a half gallon of milk and chugged it all down, and   that that's all it needed. After that, my stomach was like, ah, fuck. You earned all the fun   and settled down.  



[01:39:16] Unknown:

Now Dave, a friend of mine that   I was talking about earlier   Uh-huh.   He he grows   those, and   I can't remember,   but he grows one or two   that are hotter than a Carolina Reaper.  

[01:39:34] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. What is it? It's supposed to be the Trinidad Scorpion   pepper that's supposed to be hotter if I'm remembering that?  

[01:39:40] Unknown:

No. Let's see.   Fry was it fried chicken?  

[01:39:45] Duuude-Ron :

Fried chicken?  

[01:39:47] Unknown:

Yeah.   That's   that particular strain is about   two and a half million.   I'll get with him   when he gets back from,   Moab.   He left to get home today.   But, yeah, he yeah.   No. I ain't touching shit that's in his fucking garden.   You talk about   The assholes. The flame oh, gee. You know? No. Fire,   and that fire would be coming out of the fucking manhole cover out in the goddamn street,   like, a block away.   And he will literally   sit down and eat one of those motherfuckers   and   maybe catch a sweat.   I'm like, dude,   more power to you.   I don't have the intestinal fortitude.  



[01:40:45] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I don't either.  

[01:40:46] Unknown:

Or the intestines.   Fuck the fortitude.   Yeah.   No. Thank you.  

[01:40:53] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I don't I I do hot things, but I don't do them that hot.  

[01:40:58] Unknown:

His whole backyard is a pepper garden.   I mean, he has, like, about   close to a 100 pots   of peppers in his backyard.   Crazy.   But that's his hobby.  

[01:41:12] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   I   love   all the power to him.  

[01:41:17] Unknown:

Knock yourself out.   Yeah. He he competes   in a contest. It's a nationwide contest   for   growing and   not   by the hotness. They   the the leader of the group   will pick Mhmm. The pepper   for the contest,   and it's the number of peppers that you're able to   harvest off of that one plant in a growing season.  

[01:41:46] Rich Chelson:

Oh, okay.  

[01:41:48] Unknown:

Last year, he won,   and everybody else in the group,   all their numbers   came up to half   of what he produced.  

[01:42:00] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, wow.  

[01:42:02] Unknown:

I think you had, like, a I think you say you had, like, like, 400 peppers   off of one plant   for the contest.   Wow.   Wow.   Mhmm.  

[01:42:16] Rich Chelson:

That's crazy.  

[01:42:17] Unknown:

So he takes about a majority of them,   takes it down to one of his friends,   and that owns a restaurant   and   makes   salsa out of his peppers,   gives him about   a third of   the sauce,   and then   the guy that makes the salsa keeps about two thirds,   but he   puts it out in his restaurant   for free.   Yeah. That's worse than the green sauce.   In some of these, Mexican restaurants.   That's like that. What is that? Chinese or,   Japanese?   What's that hot   freaking sauce in Japan?   What the hell is that called?  

[01:43:06] Rich Chelson:

Wasabi.  

[01:43:07] Unknown:

Wasabi.   This green sauce when I was growing up, one of the kids I hung out at the skating rink with,   was Mexican. And his dad, I just   barely put   not even a pea size on my tongue. Oh my god.   Thought I was gonna have a heart attack. His dad, and I think it was   at one of the   I think it was at Ken's birthday party.   His dad was   eating that shit   by the tablespoon   like it was fucking cereal.   I'm like,   more fucking power you to you there, dad,   daddy o.   So, yeah, I'll get you a couple of those peppers here, Brian.   Send them to you.  

[01:43:54] Duuude-Ron :

Maybe you can get some I can definitely take it.  

[01:43:57] Unknown:

Well, you might be able to make some salsa.  

[01:44:01] Rich Chelson:

And some chili  

[01:44:03] Duuude-Ron :

and   and that's I'll just   I'll just   take them, grind them up into into a paste, and give it to my give it to my daughter so she can go off   and go off and torture her husband with it.  

[01:44:15] Rich Chelson:

There you go.   So   make him make him   make him a treat   and and spread this stuff on the inside. Make sure it's on the inside.  

[01:44:25] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[01:44:27] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I can get you Oh, I gotta tell you. Powder. Speaking of speaking of that, speaking   go ahead.  

[01:44:33] Unknown:

I can get you some powder if you want.  

[01:44:36] Duuude-Ron :

I just got you some I need to.   Yeah.   But I tell you, this week, in all reality, was a very fucking rough week.   Because   last year last we talked about, she had moved out. Right? Yeah.   Uh-huh.   Well, she she   Sunday night,   she went back to her.   Really?   And that   yeah. Yep. And   that had me   that was the angriest   and darkest I think I've ever been in my life.   And when I say dark, I mean, I actually   realized   how capable of murder I actually am.  

[01:45:19] Unknown:

So you basically had to put your knife in your hand?  

[01:45:23] Duuude-Ron :

I had I had the knife, the gun. I was gonna take a razor blade. I was gonna actually cut his just to screw them off.   I am faced down over an amp pit   and then just start   taking little bits off of them. I was gonna go into torture torture the whole way. I mean, just   it was I was like, yeah.   It took   the majority of the day for me to finally   get past that and just,   you know, find you know,   what do we need to what do we really need to do? We really need to find out a way to   make sure   little bit is safe. That's, you know, that's the that's the big thing. And so that was my   big focus   After that, it was like, alright. Well, let's just get her safe.  

Daughter, she can she can be stupid until to the point to where   he causes irreputable harm. Then after that,   I'll start, I'll start scouting,   places that he might wind up.  

[01:46:28] Unknown:

What did she give   a reason as to why?  

[01:46:33] Duuude-Ron :

He is her her soulmate.   Her soul craves him. It's like, no. It doesn't.   You're craving   his approval.   And that's that's what   that's what the whole trauma bond   sequence   is   because it starts off and she had talked about it. It was like, I loved it when we first met. He was just he was all so giving, and it was just   so much love and so much caring and so much so many jokes. And, you know, we were going to on dates. We were going to churches. We're going to the theater. We were going here, and we were just doing I was like, yeah. That is called a love bomb.   It was giving you love bombs,   and what they do is there's actually about seven steps   that   are   are seven stages   in trauma bonding.  

So the first step is the,   is the love bombing. He gets gets you to where you're just   so full of   of love, and and you feel all these wonderful, great,   positive emotions. You got your, you know, your your your oxytocin   is to the max. Your your serotonin is is maxed out. I mean, it's everything. It's like you are just taking mainlining   meth and heroin and and,   and cocaine all at once. I mean, it's just a huge   just a huge boom of of emotions   and thoughts and all that.   And with that, then he starts to develop he causes the the,   the the   I'm gonna call him a narcissist, though. I I don't know exactly what husband is. Wife beater. He's not husband. He's wife beater. Don't know what wife beater   actually would be diagnosed in.  

But then starts to build   on the trust and dependence   on him.  

[01:48:30] Unknown:

Right.  

[01:48:31] Duuude-Ron :

And from there,   it goes to   he starts criticizing   and devaluating.   So he starts giving got them   got them there, broke the trust, like, I'm never leaving you. You are always with me. Yada yada yada yada yada yada.   Why are you wearing that dress?   Why are you, you know, starting to nitpick   and just starting to criticize?   And, you know, that makes you look cheap. You know? Why are you wearing that those,   those shoes? That's that's a slutty set of shoes. You shouldn't be wearing those.   Then there's the manipulation and the gaslighting.   So now he gets to start doing the well, if you love me, you'll do this.  

Prove yourself to me.   Do what I want you to do because   if you don't, you don't love me. You you're I have shown all this love to you and you're not doing anything for me in return. That type of stuff.   Eventually, she gets to the point of   resignating   and giving up   and going not, if I just am good, if I just do what he wants,   he'll give me more of that love. Because that's all they want. That's all the the victim wants is more of the love bombing, more of the   bombing, just eternal continuous   spread of of positive   feelings, affirmations, and all that.  

So, eventually,   she gives up. You have the loss of self.   There's the emotional addiction at the very end.   And when eventually   well, it end it lost itself. Eventually, it comes to the point where   I'm done. I'm out of here. God.   And that's where they'll usually have a split.   So they split up. They go   one yeah. And for, you know, maybe twenty four hours,   which is about the first time,   first and second time. And then this last time, it was for, about a week.   Well, we And Her   needed to be back with him.  

[01:50:30] Unknown:

So, currently,   she's   back with him.  

[01:50:34] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Currently, she's back with him, and   he started up the lab bombing phase. And I figured it was gonna last about a week and a half to   to the very most three weeks of where he's going to, he's gonna   drive momma,   get her built back up,   and then he was going to the rest of the stages were gonna go raw faster. I was wrong. It lasted a a week.   Just yesterday or day before yesterday,   they had another big old fight. And she was about she basically said, I'm done. I'm out of here. She went to go try to leave,   and   he decided, I'm I'm I'm gonna change. I'm gonna I'm I'm I'm gonna gonna change because they   had went off and did the dumbass stupid thing. Why she wants to play the damn game is beyond math. Told her it's like, you know, if you if you really   want   to see how true he is about what he's saying.  

When he tries to pick a fight, don't respond.   Do not react to what he's saying.   Don't give a emotional facial emotion.   Don't give voice voice or auditory emotions.   Just okay.   Just one word answers.   And if he's truly changed,   he won't they can't he'll ask about it, but he won't get angry about it. If he hasn't changed, he'll get angry because he wants   the the whole part about control is, do I have enough control over this this human being to get them to do what I want them to do?   If they can't get them to respond the way I want them to do, then I don't have the control. And why waste my time with them?   So let's get angry, and let's start yelling, and let's start throwing things, and let's start getting   violent   to get them to respond the way I want them to respond.  

I mean, that's what wife Peter did with me. He wanted to try so hard to get a rise out of me by saying by saying stuff. And that was just like, oh,   okay.   Whatever. Oh, we fixed to go to bed?   Hold up, guys. I gotta tell tell munch. Good night night. I'll be right back. Alright. Okay.  

[01:52:45] Unknown:

So when yeah. When   so you think you said you're gonna have your antenna   up by the time I get there, you think?  

[01:52:54] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay.   I mean I mean, my plans are are to have it up by Saturday.   I've gotta finish building it tomorrow,   and it depends on how I feel  

[01:53:07] Unknown:

Right.  

[01:53:08] Rich Chelson:

As to,   if I try and put it up tomorrow, but   it'll probably be Saturday.  

[01:53:14] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   So are the now it's getting to be, what,   mid September now?   The signal's getting better? Yep.  

[01:53:23] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Okay. Good. Except for the geese storm that y'all had earlier this week.   You know Did that make any big difference?  

[01:53:34] Rich Chelson:

No. No. I mean, kind of. Not really. But you know what's funny? I had seen I had seen higher storms earlier this year.   You know? I mean I mean, honestly honestly,   I read the article. The only reason why something was said about it the only reason something was said about it was because it knocked out,   satellite Internet.   Starlink users were fucking going nuts   because the solar storm affected their Internet.  

[01:54:05] Duuude-Ron :

Kicked out their Internet.   Yeah. Honestly, it wasn't as strong enough strong enough with with a storm that actually would move the satellites out of out of orbit.  

[01:54:14] Rich Chelson:

No. It didn't. No. It didn't. That would've really sucked.   No. No. It doesn't it doesn't move them out of orbit. It just there's just so much Well, you have the solar winds that go with it. That's   Well, yeah. But it doesn't move the satellites out of orbit. It just it just blocks the signals.   It absorbs all of the signals   Wow. When it does that. And,   yeah, there was there was some there was some of the bands that, yeah, you weren't getting on, you know, or whatnot, and that's just that's expected. But I had seen, you know, a couple worse storms this year earlier this year. So that's why when I read the article, I'm like you know? Because when I read articles like that, I'm like, okay. Why are they talking about this?   And then, basically, it was it was because of the Starlink   Internet was was going out. I'm like,   this is I mean, I'm not knocking Starlink,   okay, because,   I mean,  

[01:55:13] Duuude-Ron :

it's awesome that they've done It provides a good service.  

[01:55:16] Rich Chelson:

It does.   But, you know, solar storms   can affect things.   You know? This is why we need to move forward with our technology  

[01:55:27] Unknown:

to do   it. The the storm, how big was the solar flare that caused it?  

[01:55:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, it's It was a g three storm, which, I mean yeah. Like I said, I've seen bigger.   The, k index got up to seven,   which   is,   you know, pretty high.   That that'll   that'll definitely mess with quite a few   communication systems.   But,   yeah, I wasn't I wasn't   too worried about it when I saw it. Because earlier this year, I had saw it. We had an x class flare   that hit, and it shot the k index up to over nine.  

[01:56:08] Unknown:

Well, I know. I it's that strong. And what does that mean?  

[01:56:11] Rich Chelson:

You're looking at a well, we had the x class flare. That's that's the strongest you can get. I think it was an x three,   and it the, the, k index is   okay. What is it?   Hang on. I got the  

[01:56:27] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, that's why I'm asking.  

[01:56:29] Rich Chelson:

I know it, and you wouldn't have to ask   at that  

[01:56:34] Duuude-Ron :

right at the   wrong time.  

[01:56:37] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. It's I'm not   hang on.   I'm not sure what   say   say the k index, say the sunspot numbers,   SEFI.   Yeah. It's k. I can't think of what KP stands for.   Keplerian   indices or something like that.  

[01:56:59] Unknown:

Kitchen patrol.   Yeah.  

[01:57:01] Rich Chelson:

Hang on a second.  

[01:57:05] Duuude-Ron :

Exactly.  

[01:57:07] Rich Chelson:

What?  

[01:57:10] Duuude-Ron :

K. What KP stands for? K. P. P. Stands for. K. P. Patrol.   Oh, right. Right.  

[01:57:15] Rich Chelson:

No. It it it   it measure the k index measures the strength of disturbances   in the Earth's magnetic field on a scale of zero to nine.   Oh, okay. So that's that's the k index. And seven   seven means with the solar winds that was coming,   it it jazzed the Earth up. The Earth was all jazzed up,   spitting its shit   right into all this and, yeah, knocked out   STARLINK. And   and it and it had   a hard   little bit of a hard time with AM radio, but   like I said, nothing too bad.  

[01:57:54] Unknown:

You know? Don't worry about STARLINK. He just put another eight satellites up this week.  

[01:58:00] Rich Chelson:

That's   fine. I mean,   you you know, I'm I mean, that's fine. You see, that's the thing, though. Everyone   you know, when when when, you know, they do this, like, with HughesNet.   HughesNet, you see, no one talked about HughesNet,   and I know HughesNet got knocked out.   Okay.   I mean, I I don't know I don't know   how how many up north have HughesNet anymore.   But because   because this solar storm was   was mainly in the northern half, and that was from, like, Nebraska.   You know? It was it was hitting the northern half of the globe   and   and everything. But, yeah, satellite Internet is   is very prone   to one belt from the sun, and it could knock out   satellite Internet.  



[01:58:52] Unknown:

Yeah. I was watching a show   on new National Geographic's   something universe,   wonderful use yeah. Hell, I don't remember the name of the show. But they showed a   a solar flare,   and they were estimated it it reached out about   350,000   miles.  

[01:59:13] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:59:14] Unknown:

You know? I was like, wow.   And then in about eight minutes later, that just fucks up the Earth.  

[01:59:22] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. It depends on the solar winds then as to how fast it hits here.  

[01:59:27] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   Yeah. Gotcha.  

[01:59:30] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. The solar winds is what pushes it.  

[01:59:34] Unknown:

Oh, okay.   So, yeah, then that's considerably   slower   then. Alright. So, Brian,   your daughter   is   back into the  

[01:59:48] Duuude-Ron :

Now that Yep. Back and back in the relationship with the wife, Peter.  

[01:59:52] Unknown:

When   is she going to be able to   understand   this   these cycles   and get out from underneath of it?  

[02:00:05] Duuude-Ron :

Well, from what I've been able to read, understand, and I've talked to a couple of couple women who have been in   who worked with,   women in crisis centers and stuff like that.   If they survive   long enough, it's about eight to eight cycles.   On average, about eight times, they will leave before they finally go, you know what? I'm done. I'm gone. I'm gone for good.  

[02:00:30] Rich Chelson:

Oh, okay.  

[02:00:31] Duuude-Ron :

And now and now this is my opinion. But the the key the kicker is if they survive that long.   Right. Physically  

[02:00:40] Unknown:

survive?   Yeah. It it I didn't mean survive that long. Because anytime anytime  

[02:00:47] Duuude-Ron :

because a lot of times,   abusers,   when when they when the victim leaves   and comes back,   essentially, what they're saying is, okay.   You didn't push me too far. I am still willing to hang around. And so, basically, the guy the guy will keep or the or the woman,   both of them do this,   will keep   up in the abuse. So right now, yeah, he may have he,   he, you know,   has had times where he got angry enough to where he picked her up and threw her down the, through it down the hall. He's yanked her back,   yanked her by by her hair or by the back of the, her clothes, back down onto the ground. He's threatened violence, things like that.   Well,   now   what will normally happen is probably somewhere along the way,   there won't be anything severe, but he's gonna leave a bruise someplace.  

Maybe on the face, maybe in the back, maybe in the arm, maybe on the leg,   maybe on the stomach. You know? But there's gonna be more likely, it'll get to the point before they leave a bruise.   And, eventually, it'll get more bruises   to, eventually, there's a broken leg, there's a broken bone someplace   to a point where they just lose all sense of control and ends up killing the victim   if they do not leave in time.  

[02:02:08] Unknown:

And I completely understand. We have to hope that my daughter went to the thing same thing.  

[02:02:14] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Yeah. And so it's just it's one of those words just, we've got to I I   do what I can to ensure a little bit is is safe. That's one reason why she is here in Pottsville with me and   with dad and   her dad and and and my son. So   we all three hang out hang out real well. So we're all, you know, we're just   we're had a guy's trip with a little bit, take her down to paradise, hang out for a little while.   And,   and that way,   my daughter gets a chance to, kinda think things through without having to worry about   worry about, Aspen running around. And, eventually, I will,   I'm gonna try to talk her into   let, let dad   hold on to Aspen   until   until things either, a, cool down, b, get so far out of hand that you're   that you've decided you actually have had enough   or you,   or you know? That way, she doesn't get hurt. And so   last couple times I talked to her, she still had a little bit of head on her shoulders. She just   goes stupid when you talk about wife beater.  

So  

[02:03:30] Unknown:

Well, hopefully, it doesn't get that far.  

[02:03:34] Duuude-Ron :

I don't think it will.   But like I said, if it does, well,   I I   got an idea of what I'm gonna do, and I think, I'm I'm at peace in being in jail, but at the same time, the only thing that's helped me really that kept me back this week of just   parking the truck, getting and heading to heading to town was   was a fact of someone's gotta take care of Jenna.  

[02:03:59] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:04:01] Duuude-Ron :

So   because, I mean, that's   that's that's my job and and also to be able to   to do anything,   be able to serve her the way that I promised that I would serve her.   I have to, have to wait until   wait until I know how to,   how to get have her taken care of. So   so, yep, that's about that's what we got on there.   But  

[02:04:29] Unknown:

Yeah. So and trust me. I know exactly what you're going through.  

[02:04:34] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. That's true. You,   you have experienced the same thing.  

[02:04:38] Unknown:

Yep.   Well, maybe   one day,   somebody will know somebody that   is acquaintance of somebody   who has a good friend of   can take care of these matters.  

[02:04:53] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Yeah.   That'll be   I'm sure if I did did enough searching,   may just have to start figuring out how to use the dark mat.  

[02:05:05] Rich Chelson:

That's not hard.  

[02:05:07] Duuude-Ron :

No. I've I've piddled around there a little bit, but   so  

[02:05:13] Unknown:

Well, again, hopefully, she  

[02:05:16] Duuude-Ron :

doesn't go back. She pops her head out of brass.   Yeah. Yeah.   That'll be the big deal. Can you can you successfully dislodge your head from your anus, please, so I don't have to worry about it no more?  

[02:05:28] Unknown:

Yeah.   Well, since she's down there with you guys, you guys   or have you been sitting down and talking with her on all this?  

[02:05:37] Duuude-Ron :

No. Not not Alexis. Alexis is still up in, up in Amarillo. We just ran off a little bit.  

[02:05:43] Unknown:

Oh, okay.  

[02:05:45] Duuude-Ron :

Because she's supposed to be. She claims that he's decided that he's gonna let her get a job   because that was one of the things that he liked to do was say, butch about not having any money   and that she needed to get a job. So she'd start going out and trying to find a job, and he would throw a fit about about how she looked when she went out to go look for a job.   This is like, well,   yeah, I've gotta gotta look nice one way or the other. You know?   And, but, yep, he didn't like it when, when she dressed up. So   Wow. It was just one of those where it's like, alright. Not you know?  

You can't have it both ways.  

[02:06:24] Unknown:

Yeah.   Yeah. That's true.   Well, maybe you just need to find the stupid stick.  

[02:06:31] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah.   It's actually not hard not hard to find. It's I think it's hanging up in the, over in the silk tree down the road   I think there's a couple there that would work real well.  

[02:06:45] Unknown:

Yep.   Well, I'll pray that,   things get better.  

[02:06:51] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. They they will. They they've they've got to. So   because,   yeah, it's not   not gonna do anybody any good to be completely worked up over this damn thing every, you know,   every two to three weeks or however long it takes for   for them to   decide they're gonna be mad at everybody again.  

[02:07:13] Unknown:

Sam.   Well, the only thing I would say is that, you know,   if   she gets bruised, then   she needs to find something and   give him   twice the size of a bruise.   Yep.  

[02:07:31] Duuude-Ron :

Absolutely.   So   that is my thought.   Yeah.   So   but, anyhoo   so   so what's, what's Bella been up to there, Rich?  

[02:07:47] Unknown:

Growing.  

[02:07:48] Duuude-Ron :

Growing?  

[02:07:50] Unknown:

Yeah. Yeah. She's growing.  

[02:07:52] Duuude-Ron :

She learning any new tricks yet?  

[02:07:55] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I don't fucking tear shit up.   Oh.   Yeah. She I I I had her on up these days.   Well, her water bowl outside, she was pissed   because   I was I was out in the yard doing things,   and she was outside or I was in the house doing something, whatever. I was busy,   and I didn't need her under my feet.   Right?   Uh-huh.   So I had her out back,   and I was taking a break. I was like, I need to go check on her.   And I go walking out, and I had a big old oh god. It was a, like, a five quart   water bowl, plastic water bowl.  

[02:08:38] Unknown:

Uh-huh.  

[02:08:38] Rich Chelson:

She had grabbed it, dumped it,   and then proceeded to destroy it.   And I don't know when she did it,   you know, or anything like that. You know? So   and I was like, okay. And, I mean, I wasn't I wasn't   mad mad about it.   You know? I was just like, alright. Fine. You could you're the one that fucked yourself.   You did this whenever. It's, hey. You're the one without water, not me.   Uh-huh.   And but   but I still made her understand   that   what she did was wrong.  

[02:09:15] Unknown:

And Yeah.  

[02:09:17] Rich Chelson:

So I threw that away. I I went and got a metal pan this time   while Uh-huh. Wrapped it on the ground. I said, no. I like to see you tear that one up. And I filled it with water again, and she tried to come inside. I said, oh, hell no.   Uh-huh.   Your ass gonna stay outside.   And,   I left her out for   another hour or two. Well, my dumbass left my cigarettes in my chair.   When I come back out,   my chair was pulled over, and and she had shredded   the pack.   I think I saved three cigarettes out of it.   And I was just like, oh my god. What the fuck?   You know? Because normally, Bella doesn't,   you know, mess Attitude.  

Yeah. And it's like, okay.   Guess what?   No. You're staying outside some more. You're gonna learn.   She hasn't done anything like that since.  

[02:10:17] Unknown:

I just   going going through the terrible twos.  

[02:10:22] Rich Chelson:

I know. And and, you know, I I mean,   I I just it's like and and you see, that's the thing. I mean, I wasn't I wasn't   you know, like I said, I wasn't mad mad, but it's the fact that I'm sitting here thinking, no.   You don't run my   house, honey.   No way.   You are.   Just because I wouldn't let you in one time, you wanna tear up your water bowl? That's your day.   You know? Yeah. Yeah.   And so, yeah, she   she hasn't tried to,   tip over the water bowl again.  

[02:10:59] Unknown:

Well, that's good. Oh, good. Because she's gonna have a lot of fun trying to tear up a metal water bowl.  

[02:11:06] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Right.   You know, she might chew up the handles, which are,   they're plastic, I think, but   that would still be a problem to do that.   Yeah.   So   but, yeah, it was it it was a pen that that   you know,   I'd use it for quite a bit, but, I mean I mean, since I've been down here, I really haven't used it that much   because I got other pans I use. I'm like, yeah. I'll just use that for   for water.  

[02:11:37] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:11:38] Rich Chelson:

But   but, yeah, she   trying to so I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do no you ain't.   You're gonna learn.   You know?   But other than that, I mean, she's been doing okay.  

[02:11:52] Unknown:

Oh, that's good.  

[02:11:53] Rich Chelson:

Well, it didn't 04:30 the other fucking morning.  

[02:11:57] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-huh.  

[02:11:58] Rich Chelson:

Not happy about that.  

[02:12:01] Duuude-Ron :

Wanted to wanted to had a bad dream, need to sleep at all.  

[02:12:05] Rich Chelson:

No. No.   No. She just make a noise in her kennel because she was hungry.  

[02:12:11] Unknown:

Oh.   Mhmm.  

[02:12:15] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   So, yeah, I was up at 04:30,   and I was just like, oh god. I mean, it was it was nice because I was a very quiet morning.   It was, like, 69 degrees.   You know?   And   it, it just   I mean, it was actually a really nice morning.  

[02:12:34] Unknown:

Yep. Nice and comfortable.  

[02:12:36] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   And so   yeah. Even though even though I wanted to sleep in till, you know, 05:30 or six,   you know, I was like, okay. I'll deal with it. It's cool.   Yeah. But I was tired as shit last night.   That was yesterday morning when she woke me up at 04:30.   I got to sleep till 06:30 this morning.  

[02:13:00] Unknown:

That's good.  

[02:13:01] Rich Chelson:

Right?  

[02:13:02] Unknown:

Yeah. Well, hopefully, hopefully, I can sleep the whole night tonight.   That'd be nice.   Yep.  

[02:13:09] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. And something else I can't do either with her around.   Grab the Jeep keys.  

[02:13:17] Duuude-Ron :

Hey. Time to move, bro. How's it going?  

[02:13:20] Rich Chelson:

I don't care I don't care if she's snoring.   If she hears those Jeep keys   even jingle once   or or a lot of times, I'll start my Jeep Time to go. Start.   Oh my   Uh-huh. She gets out. She she comes straight up, and she ready to go right then and there.  

[02:13:40] Duuude-Ron :

And it doesn't matter where it is. By the door. Alright. When we going? When we going? Right?  

[02:13:45] Rich Chelson:

Then she'll run over. Come on, dad. Come on. Come on. It's like, give me a break. I'm not as fast as you.  

[02:13:51] Duuude-Ron :

So but, yeah, I've taken But you started I started the truck, so let's go. Come on. Right.  

[02:13:58] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. She's like, I hear it running. I hear it running.   But yeah. No.   No. She no. She'd been doing pretty good last couple days.   So   just sleeping quite a bit.  

[02:14:14] Unknown:

No.   Well, that's that's the breed for you.   Yeah. They will they will do a lot of sleeping.  

[02:14:21] Rich Chelson:

Well, that's fine.   That's fine because when she's up,   she's   she's, like, right next to me.   Uh-huh. Literally,   right next to me. It's like, dang it, dog. Go be a puppy.   Play with something.  

[02:14:36] Duuude-Ron :

Just like I am. No. I did. You got mad at me and changed out my my bowl to for   for a non   a non chewable wonder.  

[02:14:47] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. They just I was like I was like because you see at first when I walked out, I I was looking around. I didn't see her,   and then   I didn't see the bowl either.   And then I saw Bella, and I'm I'm looking around for the water bowl. I'm like, where the hell did it go? I hadn't been out there and moved it. And then I looked a little further out in the yard, and it is in pieces.   I was like, oh, hell no.   Uh-uh. No. You you did just do that.   Yeah. She, yeah, she knew she had messed up because   when I went out to pick up the pieces,   she followed me,   but she stayed back a few feet. She didn't even try and come up near me.  

You know? I mean, I wasn't I wasn't gonna do anything but deal it. But Bella knew she messed up.  

[02:15:40] Unknown:

Yeah.   You know? So Right. I'm like,   no.   Well, at least she's learning.  

[02:15:47] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. She is.   I will say that dog can shit too.   Oh my   god. She shits like the entire day.  

[02:16:00] Unknown:

Yeah. And they're like,   the steaming   divot.  

[02:16:05] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. It dude, it's piles, man.  

[02:16:08] Unknown:

Yeah.  

[02:16:09] Rich Chelson:

It's fucking pie. And it in fact, it takes it takes two of them fuck because   because the fence yard is is so small.   Uh-huh. You get four or five piles there. I mean, it it it, like, crowds your space.   You know? And so and so I gotta fucking pick up her dough shit   just about every day. I will every day. I can't I can't let it go because,   you know, it it shit. It'd be all over the place. You know? Yeah. I have to use Right.   Two of them trash bags because   I can't fit everything into one.  

[02:16:45] Unknown:

Well, at least she has a healthy poop.  

[02:16:48] Rich Chelson:

Well, this is true. She is healthy. There there is no question about that.   No question.  

[02:16:55] Duuude-Ron :

Ain't starving. Yeah. Yeah.  

[02:16:57] Rich Chelson:

No. God. No. No.   She ain't starving.   Shit. The dog would eat all day if I'd let her.   I can't afford that much dog food.  

[02:17:09] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   You know?  

[02:17:12] Rich Chelson:

Now I now I wind up giving her about   well, now I'm up to about two   two and a quarter, two and a half pounds of food a day.  

[02:17:21] Duuude-Ron :

My dogs? Oh, wow.  

[02:17:23] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   About   about 30 or 40 ounces.   So yeah. And she'd eat more if I'd let her.  

[02:17:31] Unknown:

So how many   of the one cup measuring cups   Is that a day that you're that she's getting?  

[02:17:41] Rich Chelson:

About six cups.   Six or seven cups   depending.  

[02:17:47] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.  

[02:17:48] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. It's it's   it's I use I use a 12 ounce coffee cup.   Yeah. It's a 12 ounce because it because,   hey. A 12 ounce coffee cup holds two cups of coffee   because a regular cup   is a small if if you look it up, a regular cup, when they say a 12 cup coffee maker,   in our coffee   cups,   regular coffee cups, that's only six cups.   So when they say a 12 cup coffee maker,   they're talking about   small cups that you have to hold your pinky out when you drink.   Yeah.   Okay. So,   it's true because,   you know, I I tried it with this coffee pot because it says it's 12 cup   12 cup coffee maker.  

And I remember one day I was drinking coffee earlier   this year. I was drinking coffee, and all of a sudden, I'm out of coffee. I'm like, what the hell?   And then I was adding   up. I only had six cups.   This thing lied to me.   I got to thinking about it. No. Because   they're talk people   they think people drink the little tiny cups.   No.   They don't know real coffee drinkers.   Right.   If they sold it as a six cup coffee maker,   they wouldn't sell any. So so, hence,   they don't tell you that they base it off the little tiny cups   with the pinky out.  

They just say, oh, it's oh, it'll do 12 cups. It'll do 14 cups.   No. It won't.   And try it. You know what I mean?   But   Mhmm. So, yeah, that's but that's   that's how I learned that   because   I just thought that   my my my   my coffee pot stiffed me.  

[02:19:47] Duuude-Ron :

But  

[02:19:49] Rich Chelson:

well, I did.   That's that's why I checked it. But   but that's I take I take one in cups,   and I give her, like,   three.   Now now three, three and a half full cups of those.   Normally, those are heaping.   So   and she scarves that down in about two minutes   because she's   she's afraid dad's gonna go outside   and smoke a cigarette, and she's not gonna be right there.   Right. Even though I'm sitting right there by the door, she knows where I'm sitting at. And I can hear her running up to the door. You know what I mean? But   no. Right.  

No. She thinks   I can't see that. Can't hear  

[02:20:38] Duuude-Ron :

him.   Yeah.  

[02:20:40] Rich Chelson:

She has left a half a bowl of food just to come out on the front porch.   Because I figured I'd feed her, I'd go out on the front porch,   and then, you know, things would be good. Right?   No.   Mhmm.   Sorry.   She left a half a bowl of food just to come out on the front porch.   And I'm just like, dog, you are ate the fuck up.   A soup sandwich.   So   so, yeah, that's that's Bella.  

[02:21:12] Duuude-Ron :

That that's Bella.  

[02:21:13] Rich Chelson:

That's Bella.  

[02:21:15] Unknown:

So   it's only gonna get What?  

[02:21:19] Duuude-Ron :

Heck yeah. Gonna get   better. Gonna continue bringing bringing   all the aggravation   and joy into your world.  

[02:21:31] Rich Chelson:

Oh, she does that really well now.  

[02:21:34] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah.   Expertly   even.  

[02:21:38] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   So Yeah.   Yeah. Yeah. I do laugh at her quite a bit, though,   just because of the way she is. You  

[02:21:49] Duuude-Ron :

know? Right. Reactions to new shit. You giving her a lime yet?   You giving her a lime   yet?  

[02:21:57] Rich Chelson:

No. Not yet. I haven't bought any.  

[02:22:01] Duuude-Ron :

Ah, okay.   That's that's usually a get some pretty good reactions.   Watch it chomp into that and then go, woo.   Oh, what the hell was that?  

[02:22:12] Rich Chelson:

Let's see. I mean I mean, I'll try, but, honestly, I don't think   I don't I don't think true. Yeah. She   I mean, she and and that she is   kinda really picky. If it doesn't   smell just right,   she's not gonna touch it.   Right.   I mean, that's that's and I didn't teach her that. That's just her. You know? If it does Right. Smell like like like what she thinks it's supposed to smell like, ain't touching it.   So   but it's wrong to to   because to   to chase,   you know,   with her growing and stuff like that and and and her mannerisms   has started changing a little bit,   she might try it.  

Yeah.  

[02:23:03] Duuude-Ron :

I don't know. Get a little more comfortable.   Yeah.   Yeah. Sounds like it's also about time to start getting her into some type of,   start   doing a   doing some training classes.   Just so you got everything all seated down. She and and stuff.   That way, she's   not overstepping any boundaries. It might become a problem down the road speaking from experience on that one. So you know?  

[02:23:30] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   Yeah. I might I might   I might look into that a little bit. I mean, it wouldn't hurt.  

[02:23:38] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I mean Oh, no. I mean I mean He might he might find a good looking woman who's got a got a got a dog that   that becomes real good friends with Bella.  

[02:23:48] Rich Chelson:

Man,  

[02:23:50] Duuude-Ron :

dude, I have hard And y'all gotta go start having puppy dog dates?   I have hard enough time with one. What do you mean you have enough time with one? You ain't got a girlfriend yet.   Or do you start or do you start start hanging out with, with, AT and T girl?  

[02:24:05] Unknown:

No.   No. I'm saying  

[02:24:09] Rich Chelson:

I'm saying I've got I've got I've got one dog. I don't I don't know if two would   I don't know if two would, you know, work even better. Twice as fun.  

[02:24:20] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Oh, it would it does. It becomes twice as fun. It does.  

[02:24:24] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Okay.  

[02:24:25] Duuude-Ron :

I mean ever get bored, they get into trouble together. It's amazing.  

[02:24:30] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, you know, that that thought had crossed my mind. You know? Bella would have some you know, someone to play with and all, and I'm thinking,   yep. Twice the shit to pick up.   Twice the shit to fix   because the dogs would tear stuff up.   You know?   And then, of course, I would have two dogs I would have to ride.   Yeah.  

[02:24:52] Duuude-Ron :

You know? And they would ride the back seat because, you know, missus would be in the   the the girlfriend would be riding in the passenger seat. So you know?  

[02:25:02] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[02:25:02] Duuude-Ron :

So yeah.   He's completely trying to avoid the the girlfriend's side. He's like, yeah. Yeah. Nope. Nope.   Talking about two dogs. No. We ain't doing nothing with a girl.  

[02:25:15] Rich Chelson:

Well, as long as she was willing to help with the dogs, you know, that would be fine.  

[02:25:20] Duuude-Ron :

Alright.   So   Alright. Well, we are getting close to that big time. So Yeah.   Hang on. Do Anyhow.  

[02:25:32] Rich Chelson:

Go ahead.   Okay. Just make sure you Hey. Yes.  

[02:25:36] Duuude-Ron :

Just making sure you're still still   awake and kicking.  

[02:25:40] Unknown:

Yeah. Still awake and kicking. So   For about another as well.   Another ten minutes. And   in about eleven minutes   yep. In eleven minutes, I'll be sawing down for us.  

[02:25:52] Duuude-Ron :

Exactly.   We're talking the same way. That little that   that trip has worn me out. And, today, usually, I can I'm   usually jazzed whenever I get home get here today. Well, I got got everything all brought in, and I sat down going, whoo. I am beat. I am tired.   So but, yeah, so this show,   ladies and gentlemen,   those folks in the audience,   this show is   not your typical show. We do not if you noticed, we haven't done any type of advertisements. We don't do   mattresses or or   or toothbrushes   or razors   or   even any type of, any type of pharmaceuticals,   any drop ins, anything like that. We it's not something that we do. We are a value for value show, which which means that   if you find any value for what we do,   then   you can pull that back in three different ways. You can do time, talent,   or treasure. That's the easy   easiest way to look at it. You got your time.  

You could, go through, set up a,   chapters for us because we use, use podcast in two point o standards.   So that means that our chapters are cloud chapters when we upload the, the audio file.   The, audio file is   is all taken care of. We do put in the notes, yada yada yada, and we can upload it. And   even if we were to upload it and within five minutes later, it goes live,   and we didn't have any any   dough notes or any not dough notes, but, any chapters put in, We could actually go back in, put chapters in,   and   have all that go live,   and all that would do would update   the the RSS feed. It wouldn't do anything   for the to the file itself. So you don't have to go through and redownload everything to get a missing chapter or a missing piece of chapter art. So if you are wanting to provide some time some of your time, you could help us   create chapters.  

If you're good at   doing   graphic arts,   then you could help us create   episodic art,   chapter art,   things like that. Our chapter art allows for, for animated GIFs, things like that. So you can you can really   go almost   with what you   with what type of   of chapter art you wanted to do. And you could actually go inside and do both. Maybe you're good and you wanna   provide your time. Well, you then that nails time and talent.   If you're like me, a talentless hack, you know, you can go off and just provide a little bit of, a little bit of money, a little bit of treasure   in whatever form that you find   beneficial for you because it's all depends upon what you think the value is. I have no idea whether you think what we do what we're doing is   five minutes or or,   $5 or $500.  

It doesn't matter at all.   So,   anyhow, we got we got a   we've got many ways that you can provide for the,   for the, for the the help provide for the show.   And so if you have any comments or questions or anything like that, one of the great things is you can also provide   you can also provide your feedback. You can do,   shoot me an email, [email protected],   or you can shoot Rich an email. That's [email protected].   Chelson is c h e l s o n.   And, if you wanna get ahold of the dude, that's fine. Just shoot either me or Rich a an email because no one can remember his email address.   So we will get it to him in in different channels. So but, anyhow, with that, Rich, what would you like to say?  



[02:29:58] Rich Chelson:

Oh, not too much. Just, again, I   wanna thank everybody for listening   and keeping coming back   because it's it's just   it's amazing   to know that that we have people   that that like to listen to us. And, hopefully, we make you laugh, but and sometimes   we might make you mad, and that's why you come back. That's fine too. We don't care. You know? You know, send us some email, Brian said.   You know? And we'll be happy to do more of what   whatever it is that makes you keep coming back. You know? And that's [email protected]   or [email protected].  

And the dude, like Brian said,   send it to either one of us because I let Google fill in his email address. I don't even try and remember it. It's it. But   other than that, just yeah. Tell your friends. Tell your family.   You know? Shit. People you don't like, who cares?   You know? Give them a laugh or you   know? We've been known to,   make a few people upset.   Even though we haven't heard from them,   we know we have pissed somebody off,   with at least one of our episodes, if not more than one. So, you know, hey. We are an equal   opportunist here.  

We have something for everyone. Absolutely.   You know?   That's about all I got. Just keep coming back and listening and,   tell everyone about it. And, send us an email. Say hi, boo, shit, howdy. We don't care. You know? If you wanna hear hear us talk about our thoughts on a subject,   bring it up. We'll talk about it. So because we're not scared.   Anyway, that's that's about all I got. So, dude,   what you got, man?  

[02:31:50] Duuude-Ron :

What do you got?   I got oh,   Damn. Oh, alright. Yeah. As usual, you guys  

[02:31:58] Unknown:

have pretty well summed everything up. Again,   glad we got to I'm sure this   this session will make a good amount of people   laugh   at us, with us, against us. Who cares?   At least we're gonna make you laugh.   So   just hope everybody has a great week, and   give us a shout out. Send us a text. Send us an email.   Something that you would like to hear us discuss   and   and or debate about or, basically,   we could just verbalize each other to death and, you know, that's okay as well. So   send us an email. Give us give us a contact.   See how see how you're doing. Tell us to know that you're   that we're fucking up and, you know, find a way to correct us.  



[02:32:56] Duuude-Ron :

Precisely.   So alright. Well, guys, well, again, say, Rich, Ron, thanks again for coming on, sitting down, and   we're having a great conversation. I think we did a pretty good, kick butt, episode this time.   And can't wait to, talk to y'all next week. Everybody listening again. Thank you all for listening. Can't wait to see see and hear from y'all down the road.   And so till then, y'all take care. Rich, Ron, y'all have a good, safe rest of the week, and we'll see all everybody next Thursday. Till then,  

[02:33:29] Unknown:

Bye.   Peace.   Peace out. See you.  

[02:33:34] Rich Chelson:

Alright. Later, guys. Alright. Later. Bye.  

[02:33:37] Duuude-Ron :

Bye.