Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

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Welcome to another episode of "2 Grumpy Vets and a Dude," where Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude gather to share their unique perspectives on life, humor, and intentional living. This week, the trio dives into a variety of topics, from the nostalgia of classic TV shows like "Saturday Night Live" and "In Living Color" to the quirks of modern footwear, particularly the controversial Crocs. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the merits of different dog breeds, with a special mention of Great Danes and the peculiarities of Papillons.

The hosts also explore the cultural nuances of different cuisines and family traditions, highlighting the importance of food in various cultures. They reminisce about their military experiences, sharing insights into Navy and Army terminologies and the camaraderie that comes with service.

As always, the episode is filled with laughter, friendly banter, and a touch of nostalgia, making it a delightful listen for anyone who enjoys candid conversations among friends. Whether you're a fan of classic cars, military stories, or just looking for a good laugh, this episode has something for everyone.

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[00:00:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to 2 grumpy vets and a duuude. This is a show that each week allows for 3 friends to get together and live life intentionally.   We do this by throwing a little social commentary   with our own weird sense of humor and our thought together   to show folks that living,   having weekly conversations   is a good way to help   each other out, help men become better men. And so now on with the show with Brian, Rich, and the dude.  

[00:00:34] Duuude-Ron :

No. It's just a figment of your imagination.  

[00:00:40] Bryan Goodwin:

Let's see if see if I can stay awake tonight.   Is that what happened last night? Yeah. Yeah. I sat there and just next thing I know,   I wake up I I wake up with my eyes, and   I'm all cramped up because I've been sitting in the same spot same position  

[00:00:58] Duuude-Ron :

the whole time. I was like, oh, yeah.  

[00:01:00] Bryan Goodwin:

And he learned it was 10:45. I was like, son of a bitch. Damn it. No sweat.  

[00:01:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. That's what happened.   Yeah. We're we're curious that, you had done one of my   one of my moves.  

[00:01:15] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. Nope. I just, I   just decided to,   to   fade out into   Bolivia.   In Bolivia. Exactly.  

[00:01:26] Rich Chelson:

Well, dang.   I already had the thing open. Why didn't y'all just jump in, or did Zoom screw up? I guess Zoom screwed up.  

[00:01:35] Duuude-Ron :

Must have because   when I joined in,   it was just me and Brian.  

[00:01:44] Rich Chelson:

Oh, that's weird because,   yeah, I was in   I was in the window or in a room waiting, and and all of a sudden, a thing popped up, said I was into this meeting. And I'm like, wait.   I'm like,   y'all don't wanna talk to me? What's up with that? You know? It's like  

[00:02:02] Duuude-Ron :

Because we are showing you how much   love   we truly have   for you.   Right? Precisely.  

[00:02:12] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That was weird because I I was like, really? What the hell? You know? Because, I mean,   for some reason,   my brain would is   was going crazy and or weird and well, that's normal for me, but,   I was having a hard time trying to get the live started   and and, you know, get all that because it it was it was all on my end, dude. It was all on my end, just to let you know.   And and I got it started and set, and then,   excuse me, the, window pops up says, oh, send it to me.   I'm like, no. Damn.   I did this much work to get the live going. No.  

[00:02:57] Duuude-Ron :

So now you have to get the live going again?  

[00:02:59] Rich Chelson:

No. No. No. No. I just left it running.  

[00:03:04] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, so we are live?  

[00:03:06] Bryan Goodwin:

Mhmm. We are live.   Yes. We are. And see if we could actually do this.  

[00:03:15] Duuude-Ron :

See if that works. Can you believe that they're fixing the show,   what is it, next   next month?   The 50th anniversary of Saturday Night Live. Oh,  

[00:03:30] Rich Chelson:

really?  

[00:03:31] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   We're fucking old.  

[00:03:38] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. We are old. Because I remember  

[00:03:41] Duuude-Ron :

the original   cast. Well,   I don't remember all their names,   but the original cast was like,   Rosanna, Rosanna, Dana.   What the hell was her name?   Then you had Jim Belushi,   Dan Aykroyd.   Mhmm. Those are the ones I can Mhmm. Remember off the top of my head.  

[00:04:08] Rich Chelson:

Yes. See, I wasn't allowed to watch that when I was younger.  

[00:04:13] Duuude-Ron :

Mhmm. No. Oh, neither was I when it very first started, but yeah.  

[00:04:18] Rich Chelson:

Not even after that. I mean, I never I There we go. Never I've never watched it. Well, no. I did I did watch a couple times when, Damon Williams was homie the clown.   That was fucking awesome.  

[00:04:31] Duuude-Ron :

That wasn't Saturday Night Live?   No. That wasn't Saturday Night Live. Oh, that was in living color. That's right. Yeah. In living color.   But still, that was hilarious too.  

[00:04:41] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.  

[00:04:44] Duuude-Ron :

Homie don't play that.  

[00:04:46] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Y'all seen papa's house yet?  

[00:04:51] Duuude-Ron :

No.  

[00:04:52] Rich Chelson:

Oh, y'all gotta check it out. It's Damon Williams   senior and junior.   And Damon Williams junior   is just like his father.   Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. It's funny.  

[00:05:11] Duuude-Ron :

So yeah. I believe it.   Remember the code heads?  

[00:05:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, very much so. Yeah. A Dan Aykroyd?  

[00:05:21] Duuude-Ron :

Dan Aykroyd   and,   Gilda Radner.  

[00:05:29] Rich Chelson:

Damn. That's a name no one's heard in a while.  

[00:05:33] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   I I don't remember who the kids were, but, yeah, it was Dan Eckroyd and,   Geltner   or the parents.  

[00:05:45] Bryan Goodwin:

Right. You're talking about the movie or the skit?   The skit on Saturday Night Live. Yeah. I was gonna say, I was like, oh, yeah. I think it was Gilbert Radnor for the skit, but the movie was after Radnor passed.  

[00:05:59] Duuude-Ron :

They made it. Wow. You can tell, you can tell how much I'm out of touch. I didn't even know that they made a fucking movie.  

[00:06:06] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, hell yes.  

[00:06:09] Rich Chelson:

Dude, really? The the movie was what? In the late eighties, early nineties, I think? Yeah.  

[00:06:15] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I might recollect   that   it being out there, but I never went and saw it.   And until   now it's like, okay.   Yeah. It's   never nah.  

[00:06:29] Rich Chelson:

That's okay.   I'm good.   Right.   Yeah. I mean, I I think I watched it once years ago,   but,   you know, I mean, it it was it was good for what it was.   You know?   But, you know, but at the time, I wasn't into,   those movies.  

[00:06:55] Duuude-Ron :

You know, to me, the cone head movies would be something like,   side c of an album.  

[00:07:06] Rich Chelson:

Side c of an album. Side c. Yeah. Side c of classic vinyl.  

[00:07:10] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. Of classic vinyl. Side c.  

[00:07:14] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god. That,   dude, that's a good one. I got to admit. That's a fucking good one.  

[00:07:20] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, at least it gets you to think. He's like, wait a minute. Side c? Oh, I did have to think. I'm like, wait. There's only two sides to and  

[00:07:29] Rich Chelson:

because dude said album.   You know? And and so that that there was a keyword, but but   but my brain still had to hang on. There's a. There's b.   Oh, wait. There's no c. Okay.  

[00:07:43] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. No c. And   especially no d.  

[00:07:48] Rich Chelson:

No. Yeah. Definitely.  

[00:07:51] Duuude-Ron :

So  

[00:07:53] Rich Chelson:

But   I I I have been enjoying my my heat today. It's been really, really good.  

[00:08:03] Duuude-Ron :

What you got what you got is now that you got that high speed   digital thermostat,   what you got it set at?  

[00:08:11] Rich Chelson:

71.  

[00:08:13] Duuude-Ron :

71?   Okay. Yeah. I keep mine at 73.  

[00:08:16] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   No. I I I mean   no. I keep mine about and and since,   this furnace deal,   since that guy   found the wire and moved it,   I gotta say my thermostat,   where it's at on the wall   excuse me. And I've got one one thermometer in the living room,   one back here.   This house stays   between 68.670.   So I'm good.  

[00:08:53] Duuude-Ron :

That's good.  

[00:08:54] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. Trust me. It's really good. I love it.  

[00:08:57] Duuude-Ron :

So is there any more is there any more white air on the ground left?  

[00:09:02] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. I've got some because I've got so much shade. Not all of it melted today,   but I would say 90% of it melted. So the rest will be gone tomorrow.  

[00:09:13] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   So I think we got   upper fifties today, I think.   Still quite brisk in the morning.  

[00:09:23] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Oh, it's funny because,   they're still showing warnings. You know, the other day when I got up, it was 13 degrees with a field temperature of 2.   Okay?   And and   just because overnight tonight,   the low is supposed to be in the twenties,   they're fucking   throwing up,   they're throwing up   warnings. Oh, it's supposed to be cold. I'm like, really? It's a fucking heat wave at 20.  

[00:09:56] Duuude-Ron :

That's nuts. Yeah.   Wow.   The only thing that I think that they'd be doing down there is throwing up,   driving warnings for fucking ice.  

[00:10:10] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. The roads are dry.  

[00:10:12] Duuude-Ron :

Are they? Okay. Good.  

[00:10:14] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. They they   they were melting yesterday and stuff like that. Not, today, they were dry.   Oh, okay. Fucking roads are fine, dude.  

[00:10:25] Duuude-Ron :

I wonder what Houston looks like right now.   I I haven't checked any video of what Houston looks like. I bet that's a mess.  

[00:10:35] Rich Chelson:

You know   what? That's too big of a city. I give no damn about Houston.  

[00:10:41] Duuude-Ron :

Man, I've had to drive through Houston a couple times.   Fuck.   That is like   Dallas is better than driving through fucking Houston.  

[00:10:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Oh, get out of here. Come on. Houston's   easy to get through.  

[00:10:55] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It just takes 4 days to go from one side to the other because of all the traffic.  

[00:11:02] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah. Okay. Okay. You do have a point because you had Dallas.   You can normally do it in about 8 hours in Dallas. Houston, yeah, takes you a while.  

[00:11:11] Duuude-Ron :

You know, we  

[00:11:13] Rich Chelson:

go ahead. I was gonna say I was gonna say it don't matter if you go north to south or east to west. It takes about the same amount of time.  

[00:11:21] Duuude-Ron :

Right.   Yeah.   Well, there was   a a plant, a near gas plant down in South Houston.   And for if we had a if we have a truck leaving my plant   in Belton   and a truck leaving South Houston   plant   to get to the North Houston plant,   the truck from Felton would make it there first.  

[00:11:45] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shit.   Dang it. That's bad.  

[00:11:49] Duuude-Ron :

That's bad.  

[00:11:51] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I haven't been in Houston now. God, I'd say,   what, close to 20, 25 years.   So   and I'm not missing anything, so I'm not worried about it.  

[00:12:03] Duuude-Ron :

No. You're not missing anything.   So yeah.   No. Yeah. No. You're not missing a thing.  

[00:12:13] Rich Chelson:

Oh, hey. I was I was talking to another friend of mine on Facebook.   Well,   me and my he lives in Orlando, Florida. Right?   Now they didn't get no snow, but they got cold down there. And,   when I was talking to him, I said I said, hey. We hey. Thinking about moving to Brazil. He's like, shit. I'm game. Come on.   We gonna go down there. We gonna roll like it's like it's 1999,   dude.   I don't know where that came from. I just it just popped into my head.   And crickets.  

[00:13:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, I'm I'm I'm sitting here trying to trying to label Yosemite Sam sound bites. So,  

[00:13:06] Rich Chelson:

oh my god.  

[00:13:08] Bryan Goodwin:

That's why I was like, I'm sorry about that. I didn't mean to because I hit.   Oh, now it's not gonna put to work, is it?  

[00:13:15] Duuude-Ron :

Probably not.  

[00:13:17] Rich Chelson:

What? Did you bring your Procaster in the truck, would you?  

[00:13:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, no. I know what the problem is. Let's take the yeah. No. Well, no. Not the Procaster. I've got the, the p 4.  

[00:13:29] Rich Chelson:

Oh, okay. Well, it just has the one bank. Right?   Yeah. What the heck was that noise? Well, that was probably an overblown  

[00:13:39] Bryan Goodwin:

Yosemite Sam.  

[00:13:41] Duuude-Ron :

Let me Definitely overblown me things right in there. Prayers, Farman.  

[00:13:46] Bryan Goodwin:

Your prayers, Farman.  

[00:13:48] Duuude-Ron :

Is that coming through? Prayer aloud? Yeah. Farman? Yeah. Now it's coming through good. The first time, it was like,   you couldn't understand   nothing.  

[00:13:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.   This is so yeah. Yeah.   That  

[00:14:02] Duuude-Ron :

You're doggone, is it? The loop you blow the ship to Smithereens.  

[00:14:09] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shit. I haven't heard these in a long time.  

[00:14:13] Duuude-Ron :

You know, and I really hope now that, you know, the administration has changed. They write, you know, executive order to bring back   the original   Looney Toon cartoons.   Well, they can't. Mel Blanc's gone. Yeah. Well, no. But not not the   edited cartoons.  

[00:14:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh.  

[00:14:36] Duuude-Ron :

Bring back the real ones.   You know, how many times did,   the coyote   get embarrassed   when we were kids and we laughed? How many times did,   you know, Yosemite Sam shoot whoever,   and we laughed?   It was Right.   It was funny.  

[00:15:00] Rich Chelson:

Oh, dude. Dude, you would scar these kids nowadays.   You would.  

[00:15:05] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, please. My kids still love watching,   Tom and Jerry. These kids these days would love Tom and Jerry, and they get the biggest kick out of it. The parents are the ones who would be all butthurt going, oh my god. Because you ever heard kid today's kids talk to each other?  

[00:15:20] Rich Chelson:

Hey. Therapists and counselors would would would make a killing.  

[00:15:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, well,   well, no, well, for the parents.   Yeah. The kids themselves   are vicious   against each other. I mean, I hear, well, my daughter, when she was in school,   she had a friend who was, who was Mexican   and she wouldn't be walking around. It was like a, she would need something and she'd be like,   tell her to go do something. And she would look her, look around and find, find her friend   and go, Hey, there's my Mexican. Tell my Mexican, go do that.   And she would just laugh. Then her friend would sit there and just laugh along. And Jennifer would laugh and and just like, and then she go, see, senor.  

[00:16:07] Rich Chelson:

Hey. I've got a new saying.   And and I I I'm not sure yet because   we just started this podcast this evening, but   it depends. I don't know. But the saying is,   It's awesome.   It's it's it's French Cajun, and it means let the good times roll.  

[00:16:35] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.  

[00:16:36] Rich Chelson:

That's what he And there's zydeco,  

[00:16:40] Bryan Goodwin:

which is those beans have no salt.   Okay. Which is where the word they a lot of people believe that's where the word zydeco actually comes from. It's just,   basically, the beans have no salt. It's like, yeah, that   that doesn't mean shit.  

[00:16:59] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Okay. So  

[00:17:01] Bryan Goodwin:

We are way out in that fucking field now. Well, that's what happens when we don't do show notes.  

[00:17:08] Rich Chelson:

Well, we do show notes, but it's only after the episode.   You know?   I mean, we can do show notes before,   but   but I you know, I don't mind that. But, you know, it's just half the time my   guys, y'all know my mind is fucking blank. Okay?   Literally, it's blank.  

[00:17:30] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You're right. You resemble that remark.  

[00:17:33] Rich Chelson:

Right?  

[00:17:35] Duuude-Ron :

But no. They got they have a going across the auction block right now, they have a Jeep   2020 Jeep Gladiator.  

[00:17:46] Bryan Goodwin:

What?  

[00:17:47] Duuude-Ron :

That ain't worth $10. Oh, it's it's a recap. A 2020 Jeep Gladiator.   $200,000   Yeah. No. Is what it hammered at   at the freaking,   Barrett Jackson auto auction.  

[00:18:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. So what what was it about what's about it that makes it, makes it worth that much? Was it designed by Carl Shelby after he died or what?  

[00:18:14] Duuude-Ron :

You know, it did it was a blip. I guess it went through earlier,  

[00:18:20] Rich Chelson:

this evening. One of the 3 90 twos, one of the first 3 90 twos or something maybe?  

[00:18:25] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I don't I don't even know. They didn't show that it if it was a 392, but it probably had   a 6 inch lift on it, 40 inch tires,   you know, a professional   bill. But   $200,000?  

[00:18:42] Rich Chelson:

No.   No. And and way.  

[00:18:46] Duuude-Ron :

And the,   guy that bought it is probably,   maybe   in his early thirties,   and was just totally ecstatic. It's like   you know, I understand turnkey.   Let's see. I got a 1949   Cadillac   Cadillac Series 62.   Current bid, $105,000.   Now that's a slick car.   1949   Cadillac got the big Yeah. Big wings on the back.   But, you know, if I kinda had   stupid money,   you know,   I might buy   a car, but   no.   More power to you if you wanna buy through   Barrett Barrett Jackson because they the buyer,   whatever the bid is so it's sold at a $107,000.   The buyer pays   10%   for a buyer's fee. The seller pays   10%   for a seller's fee. So Barrett Jackson just   made Made 20%.  

Yeah. Made 20   little over $21,000   when that gavel hit.  

[00:20:04] Rich Chelson:

Well,   you know, that's money, dude.  

[00:20:07] Duuude-Ron :

Hey. You're right. It is. Now there's a 71 Chevy k five Blazer.   Oh, well. Oh, that's Anyway But now  

[00:20:18] Rich Chelson:

now that,   no. Since I went to,   New Orleans   last weekend, which was a fucking blast, I'm never gonna forget that for a while.   That was just, man, that was just awesome.   But,   yeah, that's that's,   that's,   what they say down there.   You know?  

[00:20:40] Duuude-Ron :

And say it again?   Okay.   Yep. It's French speaking for let the I won't remember that in the next well, just like the last 10 minutes ago, I didn't   I won't remember that in 10 minutes.   But, of course, I resemble the remark that I can't remember shit. Right. CRM.  

[00:21:04] Rich Chelson:

You know? Right. I Yeah. No. It's dude, you need to come down here and freaking go to the,   French Quarter with me.  

[00:21:13] Bryan Goodwin:

I need to bring you down here. Brian, you need to get your ass down here too. Well, I'd like to. I know the wife's been wanting to go to, New Orleans for a while also, but   I'd rather just wait a little while before we get to do anything because, goddamn, I can't I'm trying to get my happy ass caught up on bills.  

[00:21:31] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Yeah.   Well, I mean, you don't need lodging. I've got I've   I've got a bedroom.   So you know?   Right. Food's cooked.   So you ain't gotta worry about that. Lodging is is, you know  

[00:21:50] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That k five blades are just sold for a 110,000.  

[00:21:54] Rich Chelson:

Holy canolis.   Yeah. No. Sorry.   I love a k five. I'd man, it's classic. I love it. But, yeah, not for that much.  

[00:22:05] Duuude-Ron :

No?   You know? And, yeah, I would love I've had one.   I had a 50 Chevy pickup truck long time ago. I was gonna turn it into a hot rod. It, yeah, did not pan out the way   I thought it would.   And the next one I buy will be a turnkey.   But,   no, I'm not gonna go to an auction. I'll buy where I'll buy one from, you   know, somebody selling it just selling it because I've seen the one that I want is a 31 Ford   pickup truck.   29 or a 31 Ford pickup truck.   Oh, good. And most of and most of them are run on a 350 Chevy engine. Why? Because,   you know, they're so easy to,   you know, build and maintain.  

So there's one I saw that had a 454   with a 4   420 wheel blower   sitting on top of,   a high stack,   an air, air induction   stack that was probably about   at least 6 inches   and then 2 4 barrel carburetors.   And I think that one was selling for   it was, like,   $55,000.  

[00:23:35] Rich Chelson:

I think it was a 420 and not the 67.   That's an odd number, the 420. It's not very No. It was a 454.   No. No. The blower you said was a 420.  

[00:23:51] Duuude-Ron :

I think it was a 420.  

[00:23:53] Rich Chelson:

I was gonna say, I don't know. I mean I mean, it's been used before. Yeah. You know? But but,   most people go with the 671.  

[00:24:04] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I I honestly don't remember. It could very well have been.   Right. But, yeah, that that engine was probably about, oh,   18 inches over the hood.   Oh. 24 inches.   Oh, 24 inches over the hood. Yeah.  

[00:24:21] Rich Chelson:

That's crazy, man.  

[00:24:23] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah.   That was a band. A 5,   a 4 5 inch a narrowed 5 inch rear end,   and it was running,   15,   and 15 or 15 inch wide tires,   and it was still up underneath the body.   So it was   majorly tubbed.  

[00:24:49] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That Okay.   Yeah. That was a Yeah. There was no trunk. It  

[00:24:53] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah. No. There it was all tub. There was no back of the   the pickup truck. It was pretty much all a tub.   Right. Right. Oh, yeah. But that was a sweet freaking vehicle.   Yeah. Maybe one day   when I win the lottery.  

[00:25:12] Rich Chelson:

You never know.  

[00:25:13] Duuude-Ron :

You never know. Do you know Friday just might be my day   or Saturday, 1 of the 2. Yep.  

[00:25:23] Rich Chelson:

Or next Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?  

[00:25:27] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   They draw on Tuesday and Wednesday and Friday and Saturday   is when the big lotteries is when the big lotteries draw.   But, you know, you you never know.   See Small night or Saturday night may be my   may be my night.   Right. That would be nice. I think   I think   the,   tax or the Texas   Mega Millions is at, like, $361,000,000   right now.   Okay. That would work. Oh, shit like that? Oh, hell, yeah. That would work.  

[00:26:03] Rich Chelson:

I wouldn't turn it down.  

[00:26:05] Duuude-Ron :

No.   Not in   no. Not in a split second.   But Hell, even if I got four numbers and,   and the Powerball, that pays a million.   Oh. I'll take I'll I'll take that too.  

[00:26:23] Rich Chelson:

Well, I figured you would.   Yeah.   I mean I mean, if you turned it down, I would I would probably have to drive out to Texas and just  

[00:26:32] Bryan Goodwin:

give you a month 4.  

[00:26:34] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, man. You probably just   you'd wear your fucking self out trying to, you know, whooping my ass if I turned down a $1,000,000.  

[00:26:43] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[00:26:44] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Hell, yeah.  

[00:26:46] Rich Chelson:

Hey. Guess what? What's going on? We do have a listener right now listening live.  

[00:26:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh,  

[00:26:53] Rich Chelson:

really? Boom, Matt? No.   Tammy.   Tammy.  

[00:26:57] Duuude-Ron :

Good girl. Well, welcome, Tammy.  

[00:27:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Hi, Tammy.  

[00:27:02] Rich Chelson:

A a girl that lives up in Maryland.  

[00:27:05] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, okay. Somewhere  

[00:27:06] Rich Chelson:

at somewhere up north in the cold.  

[00:27:09] Duuude-Ron :

In the cold. Yeah. In the cold. Yeah. Yeah. Where the cold can where the cold   can stay  

[00:27:16] Bryan Goodwin:

because we want we want to do It's down it's it's down here in Texas drunk trying to figure out how to get back home.  

[00:27:23] Rich Chelson:

No shit. It ain't Give it a map. I mean, send it back to me. She'll take it.   Yeah. She says Then Hang on. Hang on. She's   she is quick on these texts. I I mean, it's it's like it's like rapid fire.   Yeah.   But,   yeah, she she heard y'all, and   she said   I'm, surprisingly awesome.  

[00:27:48] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, of course, you are.  

[00:27:52] Rich Chelson:

So   so yeah. But   yeah. No. She,   I was texting with her while she had messaged me earlier, asked me if I,   you know, if I froze to death down here, and I told her, yeah. I froze to death.  

[00:28:06] Duuude-Ron :

And, because, yeah, it was fucking cold, man. And, That's why that's why we moved from the northern states.   It's too damn cold.  

[00:28:15] Rich Chelson:

And so   so,   you know, she said she was fixing to go to bed at,   well, her time,   it was 20:100 hours   Yeah. For all you nonmilitary   personnel.   And,   but,   and I told her we were podcasting and we were live tonight.   And I guess her first podcast app didn't offer a live. I I don't know what kind of phone she has, but I told her to get the fountain app,   you know, if she wanted and, you know, she could listen live. And then all of a sudden, my phone is, like, blowing up. It's cool.   It's funny.  

[00:28:55] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright.  

[00:28:56] Rich Chelson:

So, yeah, we do have a listener. Woo hoo.   I'm like, stoked, man.  

[00:29:04] Bryan Goodwin:

What? Well, good. Good. Jamie, glad to have you here. It's   You're good. Yeah. We   we talk just random. So  

[00:29:15] Rich Chelson:

She says a now dead silence. Right? And yeah. Right? Nothing.  

[00:29:19] Duuude-Ron :

Nothing. Nothing. Yeah. And  

[00:29:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, that's a that's a sound effect I need to find is a cricket.  

[00:29:25] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Hey, Timmy. The I I mean, this is the first time, you know well, no. It's second time we've only had someone listen. So  

[00:29:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Exactly.  

[00:29:36] Rich Chelson:

We just don't know what to do when someone's listening. You know?   I mean, shit, we can talk amongst ourselves for fucking days.   Right.   Someone listening? Yeah. We're dead.   You know, it's like we're scared, you know? It's not like our video cameras are on or anything.  

[00:29:54] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I know. The crickets come out and,   you   know, wow. Absolutely.  

[00:30:00] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   But, yeah, I'm I'm I'm still I'm still,   still debating on,   the whole Brazil thing, man.   Because You're trying the Brazilian. What?   Brazil. What?  

[00:30:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, that's what you said. What was it? You're trying the whole Brazilian.  

[00:30:18] Rich Chelson:

No. I'm still thinking about these.  

[00:30:21] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Brazilian   wax.  

[00:30:24] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean, I was like I was like, yeah.  

[00:30:28] Bryan Goodwin:

No. Sorry. The the berries would be no.  

[00:30:31] Rich Chelson:

No. I'm not. No. I'm not doing hot wax. No. No, Tammy. I still say I still say you need to go to  

[00:30:39] Duuude-Ron :

the Asian area.  

[00:30:41] Rich Chelson:

No. I'm not.   No. I'm not getting waxed.   I'm just not.   I can't.  

[00:30:49] Duuude-Ron :

No. No. I'm talking about instead of Brazil, go into, like,   Asian area, Philippines   or, you know, Taiwan or something like that.  

[00:30:59] Rich Chelson:

Oh, well, I I I don't know. I haven't I haven't I haven't got that far yet.  

[00:31:05] Bryan Goodwin:

I haven't gotten that far my thought process yet. So yeah. Just wherever is warmest. Right?  

[00:31:12] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. And stays that way.   No chance for cold whatsoever.   No chance.  

[00:31:21] Duuude-Ron :

Well, you can always go to Africa.  

[00:31:25] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah, I could do that too.  

[00:31:27] Duuude-Ron :

You got Africa hot.  

[00:31:29] Rich Chelson:

Right?  

[00:31:31] Duuude-Ron :

Well, don't go don't go anywhere in the Middle East because   after being a 100 and almost 30 almost a 130 degrees and when it drops down to 80 within a matter of a couple hours, that 50 degree doc drop,   it's fucking cold.   Okay.   Eighty degrees.   Eighty degrees was cold.  

[00:31:51] Rich Chelson:

Nope. That's okay. I'll pass. I'm good.   Yeah. She says, been there, done that. No thanks.   I will take y'all's word for it.  

[00:32:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. No. We've yeah. That sucked.   Yeah. No. That really sucked.  

[00:32:10] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   No. I want I want to. You know, if it's 90, 95, 100 degrees, I'm fine with that. You know?   Just as long as the nights you know, if it gets done in the fifties, I'm good. You know? Sixties, okay. We good. But no lower than the fifties.   Simple.  

[00:32:31] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Absolutely. Well, I can I I do understand?   It's because it does. It gets I mean,   a cold can get around where it it does not feel great at all.  

[00:32:45] Duuude-Ron :

Right?   Yeah. Not for old people.  

[00:32:48] Rich Chelson:

Well, and see and see, that's like, you know, someone might say go to California, and I'm like,   no.  

[00:32:55] Bryan Goodwin:

No. It's too many too many to me ladies' toonies.  

[00:32:58] Rich Chelson:

No.   I I'm sorry, but   I would I would I would have to smack too many people out there and then they would cry and call the cops and I would end up in prison   or some shit like that. I don't know.   Yeah.   Yeah. So you know. Oh,  

[00:33:17] Duuude-Ron :

but, you know The the woke state?  

[00:33:21] Rich Chelson:

Maybe   maybe if I,   you know, knocked some sense into them, that would help. But, you know, I'm not   holding you to go about.  

[00:33:32] Duuude-Ron :

You know where you need to go and knock some sense into?  

[00:33:35] Rich Chelson:

Where? Tell me. The It's like me.  

[00:33:38] Duuude-Ron :

The view.  

[00:33:40] Bryan Goodwin:

What are you doing watching the view for?   I'm not watching The View. I would never watch The View. Well, then how do you know you need to wait he needs to go knock some sense into them.  

[00:33:50] Duuude-Ron :

Well,   from everything that   says with the new administration   change and all that,   man, I tell you what, they're out of freaking control.  

[00:34:02] Rich Chelson:

You've been in the You're secretly watching the view on us, man. What's up, man? No. We're just You're like, what are you doing? Blips.  

[00:34:09] Duuude-Ron :

No. Just blips coming through YouTube.  

[00:34:14] Rich Chelson:

Right now, How do I worry about you, man? I really worry. Missus Trump  

[00:34:19] Duuude-Ron :

because   of one of the thing I can't remember which one it was. Houston or the one of the ladies on The View has now   been hit with an $80,000,000   lawsuit   by,   miss Trump.  

[00:34:34] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Well I  

[00:34:37] Bryan Goodwin:

I hope she wins. They've stopped stopped farting around with with,   Trump's I mean, from the time that,   oh, not Joy.   Oh, one of the Joy Behar?   Not Behar.   Oh.  

[00:34:55] Rich Chelson:

I don't know any of the others except for Whoopi.  

[00:34:59] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, it's not Whoopi. It's the it's the other black lady.  

[00:35:04] Rich Chelson:

You got me. I don't know.  

[00:35:06] Bryan Goodwin:

Anyhow, she was trying to go off and and talk a bunch of smack about Trump and was no. No. It wasn't her. God dang it. Now you're gonna have to make make me go off and try to figure out what   the lady because I I could see her in my in my head, but it's and it's not the it's not the other black lady. It's,   I don't think so. Scary picture, isn't it?   Yeah. Sadly, I'm fixing the I I'm taking one for the team. I'm gonna go actually look at these hags. Alright? So No.  

[00:35:36] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no worries.   Brian's going off in the deep end. Strap a rope to him.  

[00:35:43] Duuude-Ron :

I might just beat him through the punch.  

[00:35:47] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. My I'm sorry, but my laptop does not go to that area. It can't. It I've got filters in place. It says no. Do not go. Yeah. Sunny Hostin. That's who it is. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. Her She was she was going off about how,  

[00:36:04] Bryan Goodwin:

you know, talking about Trump and and,   and the,   Melania.   One of the left's big talking points is about,   about Trump and how he was   convicted of these 37 counts of   of of of what's the actual term? It's along the lines of sexual impropriety. He was sexually inappropriate with with this,   with the lady that made threw down the accusation.   And because Oh, we're starting this again. Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. Well, okay. This was this was back when he was still   campaigning.   Okay. Or right well,   I think it was right after he got,   actually after November 5th is when it happened or when this happened.  

And she was going off about how Trump was this racist, horrible, terrible,   you know, terrible person, yada yada yada, and whoopee butted in and, like,   and said, we're gonna be go to a,   to a,   a break right now. And, we'll be right back. And so they go through, they do a break to come back and then   Sunny had to sit there, and you could see her   just almost in pain   having to do this correction.   And all actual you know, in their in the legal speak, the basically,   they went to,   went to to to break commercials.   And the lawyers basically got on to Sonny and was like, you can't be saying that he's a rapist   because he's not our actual rapist   because and and stuff because he's that that could be held liable.  



[00:37:49] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm. And,  

[00:37:50] Bryan Goodwin:

and so everybody's like,   you can't do that. So anybody's trying to, you know, try to   use the old terms of that they wanna call Trump now are all kind of going,   you   know,  

[00:38:09] Rich Chelson:

trying to sound like Bugs Bunny on poison. You know? Well, see Just well well, see But she's good. Because Trump Trump doesn't care now because  

[00:38:17] Bryan Goodwin:

this is his last term in office. You know? Well, he doesn't care, but at the same time,   he is   lay laying down the proverbial band hammer. You go off and say something that ain't true. He's going to come after you. He's gonna stomp on you a little bit   and let you know. Don't do that.  

[00:38:34] Duuude-Ron :

Well, Milan Which is good because Milan is doing that.   And so is doing that. Yeah. She's not.  

[00:38:41] Rich Chelson:

And and you see, that's the thing. We need to do that as Americans.   We need to stand up and tell motherfuckers,   you're wrong. Kiss my ass.   You know?   And, you know, and stop freaking,   sitting here,   you know, letting everybody walk all over us.  

[00:39:01] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. And   I hope a lot of the stuff that Trump is wanting to do comes to fruition.  

[00:39:08] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah.  

[00:39:09] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Very much so. Be nice. The what was it? DEI has now been  

[00:39:15] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. DEI has been banned.  

[00:39:17] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. The and it should've never have even freaking started.  

[00:39:22] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. It shouldn't have, but but they were You mean But that was kicking that was actually shifted into gear into high gear   back in 2018.   So but and they then they saw   a a crisis that the you know, you can't let a any good crisis go to waste.   And that was and so you had George Floyd kick up in, in the summer of love   of 2020   because, you know,   COVID the the coof doesn't, doesn't attack you if you're protesting because, you know, it was made by a communist,   country,   or so I hear. So   and so   during the, you know, whenever George Floyd,   went off and OD'd   and they were able to pin the OD onto the onto the cops on Chauvin.  

Yeah.   That's when they're like, okay. Let's go ahead and really crank in the DI because now we have a platform we can we can   throw everything into   and we've got everybody all emotionally upset. So they're all going to be okay with accepting,   you know, let's, let's hire and get people on board based on their skin color   and and special class,   status   as opposed to your merit. Let's get a Yeah. Let's have a doctor   do an operation, not because they're good, but because they're they're they're a gay black lesbian.  

[00:41:00] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   And so and then we started seeing all the all the doing surgery on me.  

[00:41:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. And that's when they started seeing all the all the downfall and when why   diverse,   discrimination,   exclusion,   and, indoctrination   really come into play because, I mean, you started to see doors flying off of airplanes.   You started having,   started having,   you know,   America's beer going through going into the toilet. You've got video games that were bombing and only lasting 2 months before being taken,   off the servers.   And and Yeah. Well, hell. And California   all the rich people's houses got burnt up in California. Why? Because DEI.  

[00:41:50] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. You you know,   y'all was all excited about that DEI stuff, and I thought y'all was talking about Dale Earnhardt Enterprises. I was gonna be bummed.   I I didn't and and I had asked Tammy because Tammy said,  

[00:42:07] Duuude-Ron :

sale Earnhardt Enterprises.   Man, you are   you are   way   out there.   Let's be   you you ain't even in the left field. You're in the   bleachers.  

[00:42:23] Bryan Goodwin:

He's in the left field parking lot.  

[00:42:27] Rich Chelson:

The next town over. See. God. Seriously. I didn't know. And and,   and so,   yeah, Tammy had wrote I laughed my ass off at that when when they got the email at work that that they shut all that down,   you know, the DEI stuff. And I'm like, I'm kinda lost. What is it? And she said   say a say a diversity and inclusion. So  

[00:42:51] Bryan Goodwin:

Diversity, equity, inclusion.   Yeah. Or like I said, it's discrimination,   exclusion, and and, indoctrination.  

[00:43:00] Duuude-Ron :

Pretty much.   That's just a bunch of fucking waste of goddamn fucking time, energy, and money.  

[00:43:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah.  

[00:43:09] Duuude-Ron :

Well  

[00:43:10] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. I big but   let's say I I just I just not I, you know, I I'm just not   up on all these new acronyms. You know? I'm, you know, I mean, if someone says DEI, I'm I'm like, yeah. It's it's NASDAQ. Hey. I like Dale Earnhardt. Yeah. He's a good guy. I I was like, woah. Now hold on to that gun many.   You know?  

[00:43:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Why are they telling on Dale? What did he do?  

[00:43:36] Rich Chelson:

Right? I'm like,   dude, that's that's like, yeah, man. Down here, you don't talk bad about Dale Earnhardt.   No. No. Even even though the man's dead, you do you do not   talk bad about Dale Earnhardt.   That'd that'd get you lynched.  

[00:43:53] Duuude-Ron :

No. Oh, I will because I never liked Dale Earnhardt.   I would be more of a Richard Petty person  

[00:44:00] Rich Chelson:

Oh. Than Dale Earnhardt. Them fighting words, dude. I mean, I love petty. Do not get me wrong. I love petty, but, no, come on. Really? Them fighting words, dude.   There it goes. Man, Earnhardt was the daddy.   He was awesome.   I mean, Petty was great too, but damn.   Well, Petty and Earnhardt came up together, actually.  

[00:44:24] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah?  

[00:44:26] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Tammy said,   if y'all could hear me, she's dying o up there.   She's laughing so hard.   But, yeah, dude, man. Glad to entertain.  

[00:44:39] Duuude-Ron :

Hey. Yeah. We'll Doing so much. Down there, we'll yeah. When I come down there, we'll be fighting. Absolutely.  

[00:44:45] Rich Chelson:

We probably will.  

[00:44:47] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I'm I'm sure we will. I'm sure we will. I'm I'm I'm gonna have a hard time.  

[00:44:54] Rich Chelson:

You know, I mean,   you're my brother and everything, but I'm gonna have a hard time, dude.  

[00:45:00] Duuude-Ron :

You're right. Because you're gonna have a real hard time because you're gonna get your ass whooped. Yeah. You think.  

[00:45:06] Rich Chelson:

You think.  

[00:45:08] Duuude-Ron :

I can you know what? I can hit you, and I can run faster than you can. So Well, you can run faster than I can. The bad thing about it is my   the bad thing about it is I still have to come back to your place to   sleep.  

[00:45:21] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.   Right. And, yeah, you've you've got them   crocs. You just fucking kick them into 4 low and take off.  

[00:45:30] Duuude-Ron :

Goddamn right.   Damn Skippy.  

[00:45:35] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god. You and your freaking Crocs, dude.  

[00:45:39] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, they kill me. You know what? If you wore   some Crocs   for a day   No. I'm telling you right bullshit.   If you got if I got you a pair of Crocs,   I told you just don't look at them.   Do not look at them. Just   wear them   for a day. Dude, that'd be weird. Guess guess what?   After a day walking around with Crocs,   you'd be like,   fuck. Where the hell can I buy me a pair?  

[00:46:11] Rich Chelson:

Nah. See, I don't know about that. Hey dudes now?   It's shoe. I spend money on some Hey dudes.  

[00:46:17] Duuude-Ron :

I love Well, yeah. But I will spend some money on some crocs because they are fucking   comfortable.   They I'm not talking about the looks. Don't look at them. Just wear them, and you'll be going, damn, these motherfuckers are comfortable.  

[00:46:32] Rich Chelson:

Have you seen how I dress? Do you think I give 2 fucks how I look?   No. I don't dress. Then  

[00:46:39] Duuude-Ron :

then go   get yourself   a pair of Crocs   and just   try them out.   Well, I I You'd be you would be hooked.  

[00:46:52] Rich Chelson:

I have to know on it.   You'd be hooked? I got an know on it. I'm telling you. I got an know on it.  

[00:46:58] Duuude-Ron :

Alright.   I mean,   they're almost as costly as   Hey Dudes. I don't know what a pair of Hey Dudes cost. I don't own a pair. That's a What do they run? Dollars.   Yeah. Crocs. Croc   true Crocs are about   40, $45.   They're a little cheaper then. Okay. Yeah. They're a little bit cheaper, but they are   you're like walking on fucking clouds.   I'm telling you.  

[00:47:25] Rich Chelson:

Dude, I've never tried walking on a cloud. So  

[00:47:29] Duuude-Ron :

Then you ain't walking fucking Crocs.   That is your problem.   It's like walking it's like walking on clouds.  

[00:47:41] Rich Chelson:

Now, now, now if I'm, if I'm in Crocs,   should I wear socks or no socks?  

[00:47:48] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. If you, if you yeah.   No.   No socks   in Crocs.   That's just like the the you don't wear socks   with fucking sandals.  

[00:48:01] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know, I just I got to ask, man. You know? No. No. You ain't wear you ain't wearing  

[00:48:08] Duuude-Ron :

socks with Crocs.  

[00:48:09] Rich Chelson:

Man, I feel naked then. I would feel naked without no socks on, dude.  

[00:48:16] Duuude-Ron :

You know what? You just have to trust me.   Just have to trust me.  

[00:48:22] Rich Chelson:

But you kid me into, man.  

[00:48:25] Duuude-Ron :

Well, see, now that you're wearing shorts  

[00:48:28] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[00:48:29] Duuude-Ron :

I've had were you for how many decades you never wore shorts and now you're wearing shorts?   Well, yeah, this is true. But So I don't See, you know, I  

[00:48:40] Rich Chelson:

I didn't no. I   yeah. No. Well,   you got me all confused.  

[00:48:48] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. You resent you've resembled that remark now for how many years have I fucking known you?   4 years now?   You you re you fucking resemble that mark to the t.   You are so confused.   Makes the you know, your confusion makes the word look bad.  

[00:49:10] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right. But but no. You say   you you say that's the thing. Yes. I wear shorts, but I wear my hey dudes, and I've got ankle socks.   Okay? So you don't really see my socks. Okay? I I don't wear   knee length or, you know, American socks. No. I don't do that. Or or up to the or up to your calf, black socks  

[00:49:33] Duuude-Ron :

with sandal.  

[00:49:34] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No.   No.  

[00:49:37] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You're right. Hell no.   That's just a fashion faux pas. You just wanna smack people. You just wanna do a de nozo slap on those people that are wearing   up to your calf socks   with freaking sandals.  

[00:49:54] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[00:49:56] Duuude-Ron :

You know?   I I don't know. I I have never understood that ever.   So,   yeah,   can't do it. Won't do it.  

[00:50:11] Rich Chelson:

No. Not a say me or me neither.  

[00:50:14] Duuude-Ron :

And like I said, when I go wheeling,   yep, they go into 4 low.  

[00:50:19] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no. No. They do. I've seen you.  

[00:50:22] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Go from 2 high to 4 low   just like the Jeep.   Oh my god, dude. Be able to get a little bit more traction.  

[00:50:34] Rich Chelson:

Dude, let me ask you this.   When did you start wearing the Crocs? And and and what   what what what was going through your head when you decided to make the decision   to wear Crocs?  

[00:50:48] Duuude-Ron :

How long have Crocs been out now for?  

[00:50:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Since Idiocracy   came out.  

[00:50:55] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.   Yeah. Since my idio idiocracy   came out,   you know, it was shortly after they came out, I just   liked the way they looked. You know, when bought a pair of them and it was like, God damn, these sub bitches are   comfortable.   And I've had a pair of Crocs. I got   3 pairs right now.   Unfortunately, they're   not true Crocs,   but they're Crocs styled.  

[00:51:28] Rich Chelson:

Crocs styled,  

[00:51:30] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep. Because Crocs themselves are too fucking expensive for being that damn ugly.  

[00:51:36] Rich Chelson:

Well, okay. Check this out. Crocs were first released in 2002   at at the Fort Lauderdale   Beach  

[00:51:45] Bryan Goodwin:

or Fort Lauderdale Boat Show in Florida. Yeah. Why don't people I just wish they'd go off and bring back titties,   though. Did you ever have a pair of titties?   A what? Which sounds really weird to say, but but   they're actually they were actually a pair of shoes.   Yeah. What are they called? Titties.  

[00:52:05] Duuude-Ron :

No. Never even heard of them. Never heard of titties?  

[00:52:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Nope. Are they okay? It might have been it might have just been a hippie thing. Titties, but I'm not showing them to nobody. Well, titties   titties, the the are are top of sandal.   They have the big squishy sole,   but they were actually put together   with,   is   colored surgical tubing.   No.   And No. They were they were comfortable,   but it was also funny to say, hey. Hey. Hey. I need to find my titties.   So   it was kinda I it was I think it was more of a hippie thing. I remember having them as as a kid.   Were you a hippie as a kid?   Yeah. Yeah. I had titties as a kid.  



[00:52:56] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. So were you a hippie   as a kid?  

[00:53:00] Bryan Goodwin:

You know, honestly, I'm probably one of those very few conservative hippies.   I kinda enjoy the hippie culture a bit.   I can't stand   the hippie stink   so much.   I can't stand the   some of the hippie logic.   But the hippie vibe thing is is it's it's cool, man. I I like the hippie vibe.   Okay. Do you do you own a tie dye shirt as well? I've had multiple tie dye shirts. I would still I would I've not ever gotten around to making my own yet. I'd love to make my own, but   but now I've I've got I've had tie dyes before. Oh, so  

[00:53:42] Duuude-Ron :

so have I. Yeah. I enjoy tie dye.  

[00:53:45] Rich Chelson:

I was gonna say the last tie dye shirt I think I had was   1985,   I think.  

[00:53:56] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, wow.  

[00:53:58] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[00:54:02] Duuude-Ron :

That's an old   that would be an old tie dye shirt today.  

[00:54:07] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, hell yeah.  

[00:54:09] Duuude-Ron :

And still be and still be in fashion.  

[00:54:14] Rich Chelson:

Probably so. But Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. I haven't I, yeah, I haven't had a tie dye shirt now for,   yeah, decades.  

[00:54:23] Duuude-Ron :

Hey, I got some tie dye Crocs.   And I bullshit you not.  

[00:54:30] Rich Chelson:

Oh my gosh.  

[00:54:32] Duuude-Ron :

And they got fur on the inside.  

[00:54:35] Rich Chelson:

Oh, no.  

[00:54:38] Duuude-Ron :

For winter cocks.   Fur. You know what? Dude, that's just rude. Hold on.   Hold on. Hold on. No.   No. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna I'm gonna send you a fucking picture.  

[00:54:51] Bryan Goodwin:

I can I can hear you running now? It's I am, Knox.  

[00:54:55] Rich Chelson:

Oh god, dude. I I am, like, I am, like, really, really nervous now.   Really nervous.  

[00:55:03] Bryan Goodwin:

The Go and go get the go get the Crocs right now.  

[00:55:07] Duuude-Ron :

I I'm taking a picture  

[00:55:08] Bryan Goodwin:

right now as we speak. Oh, shit. Now I need to get a camera sound.  

[00:55:14] Duuude-Ron :

Well, get the camera sound.  

[00:55:17] Bryan Goodwin:

I gotta hold up.   This air this this Mac Pro's only got 512   megs. So or a gig. So Oh, okay. Be filling it up in a big hurry if I ain't careful.  

[00:55:28] Rich Chelson:

No. You're good, dude.  

[00:55:30] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I don't know if you heard the camera sound when my phone took it, but it it clicked.   So   let me see if I remember how to fucking get a photo on here.  

[00:55:42] Rich Chelson:

Oh, gosh. So you go to Chuck. Trying to work his phone. Oh, man. We're gonna be here all night.  

[00:55:48] Duuude-Ron :

We ain't we ain't   bullshit. Okay. It'll be up in about  

[00:55:54] Rich Chelson:

10 minutes.  

[00:55:56] Duuude-Ron :

No.   Why you guys don't go on crazy idiot?   Why you guys help? No. Don't poop with that. I gotta help. I gotta help. Figure it out.   Alright.   It there we go. Hold on. Sending?  

[00:56:11] Bryan Goodwin:

Got sending.   Something's coming? Go.   It's in the chat.  

[00:56:16] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Okay. Hang on.   Okay. For for for everyone who who can't see us, we're   looking at a pair of We're all looking at  

[00:56:25] Bryan Goodwin:

at some some   rainbow   shoes.  

[00:56:29] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yes. We got colors of the rainbow.  

[00:56:32] Duuude-Ron :

High dive.   Yep. And if you look at the black right there, that's furlough. And   they're furlough. Fuzzy.  

[00:56:39] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. That's right. Furlough lined. He runs his finger through white colored.  

[00:56:45] Rich Chelson:

Furlough. Rainbow colored   Crocs.   Dude,   this is a new level that that I never knew about you, man.  

[00:56:54] Duuude-Ron :

There's a lot of shit you don't know about me.   Damn.   I also had I also had a pair,   and my most favorite pair   of Crocs, guess what color they were?  

[00:57:08] Rich Chelson:

OD green.  

[00:57:10] Duuude-Ron :

Green.   Yeah.   It was color green, but what  

[00:57:15] Rich Chelson:

shade of green? I said OD green.  

[00:57:18] Duuude-Ron :

Nope. It wasn't OD.   Nope.   Neon.   Oh, god. Green.  

[00:57:27] Rich Chelson:

You lost a bet, didn't you?  

[00:57:29] Duuude-Ron :

Hell no.   I love those fucking neon.   As a matter of fact hold on. Let's see if I can't find   this is this is the pair that I bought my daughter,   and they're still here. So hold on just a second.  

[00:57:49] Rich Chelson:

Hey. Hey, dude.  

[00:57:51] Duuude-Ron :

Hey, dude.   Yep.  

[00:57:53] Rich Chelson:

I have a statement for you from Tammy.   What's that? She says, you better tell him to calm down. I mean, I can only take so much   so much of all that sexy shit.  

[00:58:08] Duuude-Ron :

Well,   amen. And   pass the pancakes.   Okay. Here you go.   The neon, the neon green.   It's common. There they go.  

[00:58:30] Rich Chelson:

Alright. Come on. Hang on a second.   I can't do 3 things at once.  

[00:58:35] Duuude-Ron :

Oh,   we know well. We know that.   We know that. Oh my god.   Yes.   It's no.  

[00:58:45] Rich Chelson:

Yes. No. Say no to I have way.   Oh my god.  

[00:58:50] Duuude-Ron :

I not only had I not only had one pair,   I had 2 pairs   of that   neon green.  

[00:58:59] Rich Chelson:

What'd you do? What? Blow the other pair out?  

[00:59:03] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. I did.   I wore them   to the point where the heel   I developed a hole in the heel   of 1 pair,   and I had my backup pair.  

[00:59:16] Rich Chelson:

Well, I mean, dude,   put some duct tape on them or some freaking Gorilla tape. You're good.  

[00:59:23] Duuude-Ron :

Nah. They got and it that at that point in time, they were uncomfortable. So the other pair were nice and fluffy,   like walking on new clouds.  

[00:59:34] Rich Chelson:

So Oh my god.  

[00:59:36] Duuude-Ron :

And   down in   where the hell is it at?   Not San Marcos.  

[00:59:44] Rich Chelson:

Man, when you come down to Jeep in the coast, the Lord have mercy.   I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna have to have a sign around my neck saying I don't know this guy.  

[00:59:55] Duuude-Ron :

Or   you'll have a shirt that says I'm with stupid,   and the arrow and the arrow will be pointing   upward.  

[01:00:03] Bryan Goodwin:

No. He'll trick he'll he's gonna trick you into wearing a shirt that says stupid on the back.  

[01:00:10] Duuude-Ron :

Hey. Oh my god. You're not supposed to say nothing, dude. Actually I resemble that. I resemble that remark.   I want you know what?   And before I come down there,   I will go because there's a Crocs store down in the   the mall down by in,   Round Rock.   There's a Crocs store. And I will go and acquire me another pair of neon green Crocs   just so I have them   to walk into the door of your house.  

[01:00:52] Rich Chelson:

You know, I believe you. I I I I honestly, truly believe that.   There is no doubt in my mind you're gonna do that. I'm just gonna be like, oh, god.   Here we go.  

[01:01:02] Duuude-Ron :

And   when I take the doors off the Jeep and I have my   the mirrors with my,   foot rest   Uh-huh. I'll be wearing my   green Crocs.   And you're gonna be sitting next to me   as passenger. Why? Because you're gonna wanna take a lot of pictures, and you'll be able to do that since I'm driving.  

[01:01:24] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah, that is true. Because, yeah, it is a challenge trying to take pictures and drive at the same time.  

[01:01:30] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It it is.   Yeah. But, you know, I will be wearing my green Crocs.   Damn   right.  

[01:01:39] Rich Chelson:

Damn, dude.   Oh, Lord have mercy.  

[01:01:43] Duuude-Ron :

And you can be wearing your Hey Dudes, and you just knock yourself out with the Hey Dudes. Oh, I will, man. Hey. I'm sure though I'm sure they're comfortable as well. No doubt about it.  

[01:01:53] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. They are. I I mean, I I had heard from,   a friend of mine from, up in Missouri.   Her daughter had Hey Dudes and, and, her daughter, Claire,   was always telling me, Richard,   you need to get some of these. You just need to get some of these. And I was like,   Clare, you sure? She's like, oh, I love them. I love them. And then   Brian, my Brian   told me, he's like, dude, get you some a dos, man. It's it's literally it's it's awesome.   And so I finally broke down. We was at, well, this was last time I was up in,   seeing the kids   up in Indiana. And, we went to the mall because, Breezy went to go to bookstore   about   we went and there was a shoe store right down there. So I just went looking. I didn't know if they had them or not. And Uh-huh. I just happened to find find that pair. And I bought them, put them on, and, oh, man, I tell you what.  

I love it.  

[01:02:55] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, and I'm sure if I got a pair of Hey Dudes, I'd you know, I enjoy I would enjoy them as well.  

[01:03:01] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.   And Oh, yes. It's just yeah. It's it believe it or not, I can actually walk   and   and my feet won't hurt. The rest of me? Yeah.   That's another story. You know? Because, yeah, walking around Bourbon Street and all that,   yeah, that that was rough. I mean, it was great. Oh, man. It was a great time, but that was rough,  

[01:03:25] Duuude-Ron :

you know. Well, I think when I come down there, we're gonna we're gonna rent Sedgeways.   No. Sedgeways?  

[01:03:33] Rich Chelson:

Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Because I know, I know, I know as soon as we did,   you'll pull your phone out and get a picture of me on one. Ain't happening, Hoss.  

[01:03:42] Duuude-Ron :

You're damn right I would be. And as soon as you fell,   don't ask me to help you out because it would go from pictures   to video.  

[01:03:50] Rich Chelson:

No. No. I'm not riding one of them segways or segways or switch ways, whatever you fucking call them things. No.   I didn't see any down there. Thank God.  

[01:04:03] Duuude-Ron :

So maybe I'm safe. And and and I'm sure that they probably aren't even allowed because of the the amount of foot traffic.  

[01:04:10] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I don't know. But, they do have electric bikes for rent down there.  

[01:04:16] Duuude-Ron :

I believe it.  

[01:04:18] Rich Chelson:

I saw   them over by the World War 2 Museum.   See, that's a that's a something else I wanna do also   is,   is,   one day go to the World War 2 Museum. But I was told,   you need to have at least a full at least a full day just there just there at the museum.  

[01:04:40] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I'm sure.  

[01:04:41] Bryan Goodwin:

You also wanna do the, cemetery tours.  

[01:04:44] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I do.   I mean, I only live, like, an hour and 45 minutes away. So, you know, I could take a weekend and run down there and, you know,   hang out and,   you know,   do 1 or 2 things and then come back home and then go back home. Yeah. And I  

[01:05:03] Duuude-Ron :

mean Yeah. Come back home and be fucking laid the fuck out for a week.  

[01:05:08] Rich Chelson:

Well,   let's put it this way. I went last Saturday,   and I just got to a point today to where I could actually walk straight again.  

[01:05:17] Duuude-Ron :

That's what I'm saying. You'd be laid the fuck out for a week. Right. This is Thursday.   It's been a week now.  

[01:05:26] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know, that's   I'm glad I lived that close   because, yeah, you know, I'll go home, do some things, come back and, you know, this way. And you see, this way here,   when I go back down, the first thing I'll do is I'll go to Cafe Du Man   and freaking get me some beignets and coffee.   Oh my god.   I'm telling you that shit. That that'll that'll make you have an orgasm right there.   Just fucking having a beignet.   That's just awesome.   Yeah.   Yeah.  

[01:06:02] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I don't know about   the orgasm part. Now if they put some titties on there,   Shoes.   Some That'd be different story.  

[01:06:19] Rich Chelson:

You're funny, dude.  

[01:06:21] Duuude-Ron :

I know. Brian is like, what the fuck did he just say?  

[01:06:26] Bryan Goodwin:

I I heard what you said. I'm just not responding to it.  

[01:06:29] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[01:06:32] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. You're just gonna lurk in the background. Yep. I'm just gonna hang out here going, ew, la la la la la la la.   But no.   Beignets are are great.   I mean, I haven't had one fresh out of a out of a,   out of a New Orleans,   oven as of yet. But   Right. I have had beignets and the giant,   I've even had, the giant cinnamon roll that's also known as a king cake.  

[01:07:00] Rich Chelson:

You know, I now here, they have,   they have full blown cakes  

[01:07:09] Bryan Goodwin:

of king cakes, which ought to be starting Well, they are. So now. Like I said, they're basically nothing more than giant cinnamon rolls.  

[01:07:20] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I've never had one.  

[01:07:22] Bryan Goodwin:

They're good. Uh-huh. You ain't gonna you're gonna hear me say anything other than they're really good because they're Right. They're really good. So  

[01:07:29] Duuude-Ron :

I agree. I agree.   Yep.   They are really good.  

[01:07:36] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I didn't buy one last year. I I I mean, I might buy one this year, but, I mean, it's just me eating. So   I know I will find the baby   that's in it. You know?   I mean  

[01:07:49] Bryan Goodwin:

I mean, yeah. Seriously, there's a small little baby in them. Yeah. Yeah. They make a little baby in there. That's if you get the baby, then you're supposed to have good luck that year. Well, see, that's the thing. I'm gonna have good luck automatically then Well, no matter what. Because you're gonna be the only one eating it. That's right. You will find the way about 25,000   calories, but at the same time, hey. You got good luck.  

[01:08:11] Duuude-Ron :

That's right.   4000000. Luck getting that yeah. Grand sugar.   Yeah. Good luck getting that fucking weight off.  

[01:08:20] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.  

[01:08:24] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I do. I do enjoy the king cake. King cake. Right? That's the name of it. King.   Yeah.   Yeah.   Yeah. Yeah. They are pretty good.  

[01:08:36] Rich Chelson:

Hey, y'all say night to Tammy. She's jumping off.  

[01:08:40] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright. Good grief. Alright. Good grief.   Jeez. Lightweight.   Gee. I'm a knee. I tell you.   It can only handle a little about an hour and a not even an hour. Gee. Well She worked all day too. Give her a break from  

[01:08:57] Duuude-Ron :

Worked all the hell. Worked all night. Gee whiz.  

[01:09:01] Bryan Goodwin:

And and Well, I drove out of the way. Too. I'm happy to see what happened. I fell asleep in the middle of its conversation  

[01:09:05] Rich Chelson:

last night. Right. Right.  

[01:09:11] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. You did,   big dummy.   Yeah. But we enjoyed having you on, Tammy.  

[01:09:17] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. She said,   she said, see you next week. And she said, friends don't let friends wear Crocs.  

[01:09:25] Duuude-Ron :

Friends don't let friends wear Crocs, man.   I am heartbroken.   Man.  

[01:09:35] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shit. No. That was cool. That was cool. Hey. At least we had at least we had someone listen to us for a while. Oh, yeah. And  

[01:09:43] Duuude-Ron :

and interacting.  

[01:09:44] Rich Chelson:

Yes. Yes.   Yeah. I just   yeah. Yeah. She had texted me earlier, and I you know? And and,   that's why I was like, well, shit. You know, if you wanna listen, listen to what we do. This is what we do. So Right.  

[01:10:00] Duuude-Ron :

So I take it she found one of our other podcasts and just wanted   to come on to it live. Well, there you go.  

[01:10:08] Rich Chelson:

Well, she yes. Because,   well,   she had messaged and said that, she was going to bed. I'm like, okay. I said, well, we're doing live right now.   And,   you know, she,   I, I gave her the name to the podcast, and she found it on her podcast app.   But she couldn't listen to it live, so she was listening to last week's.   And she messaged me and said, y'all are fucking funny. I'm just laughing my ass off. And I said, well, get to Fountainette.   You can listen to us live. And yeah, she was texting while while we were all talking and,   she was like, stop.  

I'm crying over here. I'm laughing so hard. I'm crying. Stop. You're killing me. You know? And then we went silent.  

[01:10:57] Duuude-Ron :

Right. For a moment.   Yeah.  

[01:11:01] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. It was it it was cool, though.   So,   yeah.  

[01:11:08] Duuude-Ron :

I can't believe there's another croc hater out there just like you guys are.   Man.  

[01:11:15] Rich Chelson:

Well, hey, dude. Dude, look at it like this. Breezy,   You and Breezy would be the best of friends because Breezy loves her Crocs. Oh my God.   That girl,   she loves her Crocs.   Yep.  

[01:11:29] Duuude-Ron :

I mean That is my summer footwear   all day, every day,   unless I'm at work. They would not let me wear Crocs to work. What if you got some stiltoe Crocs?  

[01:11:43] Bryan Goodwin:

They make them. I know they do. Get out of here. They make   steel toed crocs.  

[01:11:49] Duuude-Ron :

Yes.   They make steel toed crocs.  

[01:11:54] Rich Chelson:

That's going a little far if you ask me.  

[01:11:59] Duuude-Ron :

Well, you know the wooden shoes that they have in, Holland?  

[01:12:03] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Those are clogs. Yeah.  

[01:12:05] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Those are rated as  

[01:12:08] Bryan Goodwin:

safety shoes in a lot of European countries. Well, yeah. Because this the what the reason they had Oh, yeah. What did that was so that they were able to didn't have to worry about cattle stepping on their feet.  

[01:12:20] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Yeah. They're safety shoes. They're better than steel toes.  

[01:12:24] Rich Chelson:

I've, you know, I've I've I've heard something about that in the past, you know, but, I mean, I didn't   I didn't pay it. No. Never mind. You know?   Yeah.   Yeah. It was just yeah. Just I don't know. I just,   I mean,   I ain't gonna wear a pair of wooden shoes.  

[01:12:43] Bryan Goodwin:

It's just me. Oh, I'd rather I'd love to wear a pair a pair of clogs just   because I think it'd be interesting.  

[01:12:50] Rich Chelson:

I think it would be hard to walk in.  

[01:12:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Nah. Nah. But you'd sound like a bunch a bunch of horses walking down the down the road.   That  

[01:13:01] Duuude-Ron :

would be That's why. And, you know, it's just like wearing a pair of Crocs, but Crocs are a lot quieter.   You don't get to clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk.  

[01:13:10] Rich Chelson:

Right.   But see,   that would make a pair of wooden clothes like that would make a good sound effect.  

[01:13:18] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And especially if you put some spurs on them.   I don't think anybody has ever put spurs   on   clogs, but, you know, there's always a first. Oh my God.  

[01:13:33] Rich Chelson:

Oh, that would be fucking hilarious if it if, cowboy started wearing   clogs with spurs.  

[01:13:42] Duuude-Ron :

You know, they make spurs for crocs. Right?  

[01:13:45] Rich Chelson:

Get out of here. No. They don't.  

[01:13:47] Bryan Goodwin:

Yes. They Yeah. They're clip on for the for the little tail the the little back band. It's just a clip on spur.   Yeah. Oh my god. No. Is it really? I was guessing. At least you have that. It is.  

[01:13:59] Duuude-Ron :

Go look go look it up. Yes. It is a clip on for the for the heel thing,   for the Crocs   and the Spurs.  

[01:14:11] Rich Chelson:

Well, everyone who listens tonight is gonna is is is gonna be laughing their ass off   about all the Crocs stuff.  

[01:14:22] Duuude-Ron :

And you know what? If I can find those clip on spurs   when I get those green   Crocs?   I might just have to   acquire a pair of those spurs   just to have when I come down.  

[01:14:39] Rich Chelson:

Oh, dude. No. No. No. No.   That would   you might make some friends that you're normally not agreeable with.  

[01:14:53] Duuude-Ron :

Well, you know, I could always  

[01:14:56] Rich Chelson:

tell them where to go and the quickest way to get there. Well, yeah, this is true, but oh my lord. That would be funny.   That would that would be funny. Oh my gosh.  

[01:15:07] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. They also make they also make plows for Crocs too.   They clip on the front.  

[01:15:14] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[01:15:15] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. They do.  

[01:15:17] Bryan Goodwin:

Now it's getting out of hand.   Now you just been plain all silly.  

[01:15:22] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Yeah. Well, look it up. They do have plows.  

[01:15:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Yes. Well, I knew they had I would never own them. So you can't have a a bunch of toes hanging out of the front, out of the holes.  

[01:15:33] Duuude-Ron :

I need to find I need to get me that pair of Crocs   that has the toes coming out.  

[01:15:38] Bryan Goodwin:

I will. Yeah. And they're just jewels.  

[01:15:41] Duuude-Ron :

They're Crocs jewels. Are they? Yeah. Oh, okay.   They're what? You know what? I will find those and   even get those and put them on my green Crocs.  

[01:15:52] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, okay, Rich.   This is one of the few things I know about Crocs,   lifestyle   is they have jewels that you could put on them.   Now the funny thing is they look like butt plugs.  

[01:16:05] Rich Chelson:

Uh-huh.  

[01:16:07] Bryan Goodwin:

But at the same time, that's,   you know, the you can get different,   they've got different size,   stoppers on them, and you can just basically feed them through the holes on the crocs,   like, and, like a button.   And it's the, and they stay on the,   on the, on the,   In the holes. On the shoe. Yeah. And it's, they've got things like, you've got, like, buses and Jeeps. You could actually get some Jeep,   Croc jewelry,   but they've also have toes, and there's 5 of them   for each one. And there are all these   gnarled up, ugly looking toes that are sticking out of the holes. It's hilarious, actually.   And   and, yeah, you put those on your on your shoe, and it looks like you've got your toes sticking through your the holes in your cracks. And so Oh, no. No. Gnarly toes. Yeah. Yeah. Gnarly toes.  

It's a good one.  

[01:17:03] Rich Chelson:

No. That just no.   Oh my that,   you see, that scares me. Stuff like that scares me because it's like   yeah. Yeah.   I got nothing, guys. I'm sorry about   I got nothing.   I'm speechless.  

[01:17:22] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.  

[01:17:23] Rich Chelson:

I am. I I am. I'm speechless.   Y'all best mark this on your calendar. I'm speechless.   Because that's that's a rarity.  

[01:17:32] Duuude-Ron :

I will mark it on my calendar.  

[01:17:35] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, oh, oh, we need we need we need some cheering.   Well, that didn't come out very well. Oh, did not come through cross skin?  

[01:17:46] Rich Chelson:

No. No.  

[01:17:48] Bryan Goodwin:

I bet you it's because of the noise.   I think I bet you Zoom thinks it's noise, and so they're going, yeah. We need to blank that out.  

[01:17:55] Rich Chelson:

It it could be, but but you're, you're,   Yosemite Sam.  

[01:18:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Can't do that. But that was boy that was a, that was voices coming through.  

[01:18:06] Rich Chelson:

Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's different. So let me see here.  

[01:18:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Do one more time to see.  

[01:18:16] Duuude-Ron :

Ring up. Yeah.   Yeah. No. They didn't didn't hear real. It was like error.  

[01:18:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, okay. That's what came through. I bet you dollars donuts. That's what it is. It's it's blanking out. So I'm but guess what? Let's turn off the,   the the, the cleanup sound.  

[01:18:36] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. That's fine because I can do it through Alfonic  

[01:18:41] Bryan Goodwin:

and through Yeah. But that'll be probably the same problem that we run into. What do you mean?   That it'll take out if because Auphonic runs when you run it through Auphonic   and you're yeah. You haven't removed everything, but voice and sounds,   it'll take that take any noises out too. So lots lots of clapping. It'll be which is what that was supposed to be.  

[01:19:02] Rich Chelson:

Well, I can I can, clean it up with Audacity,   pretty well and just and just run it regular through, I'll find it? Oh, here okay. Well, I'm gonna change topics real quick. Alright.  

[01:19:16] Bryan Goodwin:

Dude, I found it for you. They have   they have croc charms that are toes   with hair.   Cool.   Let's see if I can where's the share button on this damn thing?  

[01:19:33] Duuude-Ron :

No. I don't know. Don't have a fucking clue.  

[01:19:36] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Okay. Let me ask you. Oh, there it is. Let me ask you all this question.   Don't y'all have hair on your toes?  

[01:19:45] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, yeah.   Okay. Not really. Oh, well, I I do   naturally,   but there's times if I wear my socks too long,   the hair on my toes and feet, do y'all see if y'all have this problem. The hair on my toes and feet, they actually start to fucking hurt.  

[01:20:03] Rich Chelson:

Really?  

[01:20:04] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.  

[01:20:05] Rich Chelson:

Uh-uh. No. I I   I   I I think maybe once I've had that problem, but that was years ago.  

[01:20:15] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, come on. Show the whole damn truck.   I'm fixing to take a picture of a badass truck that just went across the block.   Yep. Show the whole goddamn truck again.   Come on.  

[01:20:29] Rich Chelson:

Rewind it, dude.  

[01:20:31] Duuude-Ron :

I can't rewind.  

[01:20:32] Rich Chelson:

Oh, okay.  

[01:20:34] Duuude-Ron :

Damn it.   Just sold for a 110,000, a 1935   Ford custom pickup truck.   Show the damn picture again.   Of course, they ain't going to. Son of a bitch.  

[01:20:47] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[01:20:48] Duuude-Ron :

That was a badass truck.   Flames,   it was orange   with orange,   red, and yellow   flames. Fire flames.  

[01:20:59] Bryan Goodwin:

Wow. So   That'd be cool.  

[01:21:03] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. And good.  

[01:21:09] Duuude-Ron :

And it was tubbed.   Oh, wow. That was a that was a cool pickup truck.   Just my   just my speed,   but not for a 110,000.  

[01:21:21] Rich Chelson:

Right? No.   Dude,   I   was say I was gonna say check the chat. Brian dropped the link for  

[01:21:31] Bryan Goodwin:

the, for the toad. Yeah. I went ahead and sent it over to,   over to dude personally. That way, later on, he'd go ahead and order it. It's, like, $15   for a pair.  

[01:21:41] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. It's cheap.  

[01:21:44] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. No. Let me see. I'm I'm opening up now. Let's see what they look like.  

[01:21:49] Rich Chelson:

And Dave's saying, where's my credit card?  

[01:21:53] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, you know what? I like the the, other toes better.   The gnarly toes better. The other toes better.   Well, I well, I do. So, nah.  

[01:22:08] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, come on. These are hairy toes too. Oh my god.   Well, I like the gnarly toes. Now we gotta go off and get a pair pair of Crocs just so I have the hairy toed jewels.  

[01:22:20] Duuude-Ron :

There you go.   Yeah. I tell you, man, you guys need to get into the Croc.  

[01:22:25] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. It's okay.   For the same reason why I did, I would not let my daughter   have UGGs.  

[01:22:37] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I remember UGGs, but I don't remember what they look like.  

[01:22:40] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, they   looked   like they looked almost like snow boots,   except they were usually brown felt.   Oh, okay. Kinda like moon boots. Yeah. Kinda like moon boots, except they are made of brown felt,   and you couldn't walk on the fucking soles correctly. Every girl that ever had the had them,   the the the heel was rolled off onto the side.  

[01:23:08] Rich Chelson:

Yes.  

[01:23:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. That's what I remember. Walking on the edge of the damn boot.  

[01:23:12] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. Okay. I know what you're talking about because I've seen that where it seems like everybody   that wore them   were were were walking actually on the side of the boots on the heel. Yep.  

[01:23:26] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, that's the thing. And they were the ugliest.   Almost ugliest. They were actually kinda nice looking compared to to Crocs. But   at that time, they were the ugliest   damn shoes you'd ever come across.  

[01:23:39] Duuude-Ron :

No. The ugliest damn shoes, and I had a pair.   The ugliest damn shoes were moon boots.  

[01:23:46] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, no. No. Moon boots were awesome, man.   And I had a pair of moon boots. Oh, hell yeah. I had a fresh pair every year.   We need to bring those back, by the way.  

[01:23:58] Duuude-Ron :

You guy I will get you one of these days, I will get both of you into fucking Crocs.   And once you put them on, you're gonna go, damn. These fucking shoes are comfortable.  

[01:24:15] Bryan Goodwin:

And don't look at them. They probably had to they probably had to start looking a lot like a like a pair of pair of cooters for my feet.   That'd be the closest I could get to   it. Well, you know, just don't look at them. Just wear them. They're comfortable. Just don't look at them. Well, no. That's part of it. I'm, you know, I'm not gonna wear something. I I'm ugly enough. I don't need to add ugly to me.  

[01:24:44] Duuude-Ron :

Well, I can agree with the first part of that statement, but not the second part of the statement. Well, the the second part is yeah. If you add ugly to ugly, it it's  

[01:24:54] Bryan Goodwin:

it's   it's like a positive. You if you add positive to a positive, you get a bigger positive.   So that's why I have to try to wear something somewhat, you know, neutral.   Because if I add something pretty, then you a a good looking or whatever,   it's like adding a positive to a negative. They just kinda cancel each other out.   Man, you guys are just And I would I would and I would then just kinda disappear, and then then the world would be really lost without me. So   I may be ugly, but I am highly important.   Yes.  



[01:25:42] Duuude-Ron :

Uh-huh.   You can you can see the enthusiasm the rest of the crowd has. Yes. You bring out the crickets.  

[01:25:55] Rich Chelson:

Guys, I'm sorry, but, I I missed some of that because my eyeballs were floating.   I had to   go eat  

[01:26:06] Bryan Goodwin:

that.  

[01:26:13] Rich Chelson:

I'm not lying. It was really bad.  

[01:26:17] Duuude-Ron :

You know what? Now I don't feel so bad   when I did it a couple weeks ago, and you guys didn't even notice it.   Thank god.   Nope.   Sorry.   And   and let's see. You fell asleep last   night,   and then Rich falls asleep tonight.   Nice. Well, I don't I don't feel I don't feel so bad now   at all.   Zip. 0. Yep.  

[01:26:46] Rich Chelson:

I was just, you know, sitting here doing I was just sitting here doing the pee pee dance in my chair.   And I'm like,   Brian started talking and   you jumped in  

[01:26:57] Bryan Goodwin:

and I forget what y'all was talking about. Yeah. Like, it's my go. It's my go. They're gonna be out of it for 10 minutes, so let's run.  

[01:27:03] Rich Chelson:

Right.   Well,   I didn't run. I I scurried   quickly.  

[01:27:09] Duuude-Ron :

Scott. Oh, so you didn't you didn't fall asleep?  

[01:27:12] Bryan Goodwin:

No. No. No. He had to go pee. So Oh, okay. It you and me were in the God of the Vida for the for the DJs.  

[01:27:20] Duuude-Ron :

Oh,   okay.  

[01:27:23] Bryan Goodwin:

I hate to hear you. To go through. He's like, oh, shit. Let's place me in the God of Vida. A little 18 minute song.  

[01:27:29] Duuude-Ron :

Shit. Okay. Well, I'm I'm on the phone so I can bring it with me when I   do the pee pee dance and, you know,   go pee   pee.  

[01:27:40] Rich Chelson:

See, this is where I've gotta get up, go all the way around to the other side of the house, basically,   right on the other side of this wall   and do my business and then get back here.  

[01:27:52] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And then taking a taking a computer with you, that's a little bit harder than taking a cell phone.  

[01:27:58] Rich Chelson:

Yes. I I would I would have to agree.   And just I would have to take my laptop, my second monitor because I've got screens on both and I've got every yeah. It just it wouldn't work right.   Yeah. No. Yeah. So I was like, oh, cool. Y'all are   in a   conversation. I I got a minute.  

[01:28:21] Duuude-Ron :

Shit. What the hell were we talking about when you left, Brian?  

[01:28:25] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, we were talking Still talking about Chris. Still talking about how,   you know, how I am highly important to the world, but though, even though I am ugly, so I can't quite just completely disappear.  

[01:28:38] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, that's right. Yeah. That's that. Yeah. You can see how quickly I adapt. Just poof.  

[01:28:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Yep. It's done talking about, so we're done. And then so Yeah. Shut did a memory flush and away we went.  

[01:28:52] Duuude-Ron :

Exactly right. And it's all stirred because of Crocs.  

[01:28:58] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.   Oh, shit. Rabbit hole after rabbit hole after rabbit hole.  

[01:29:06] Duuude-Ron :

I don't think these are rabbit holes this time. I think they're more like gopher holes.  

[01:29:10] Rich Chelson:

Gopher holes.  

[01:29:14] Duuude-Ron :

Remember that cartoon, Looney Tunes? Remember  

[01:29:20] Bryan Goodwin:

that one? No. I don't.  

[01:29:22] Rich Chelson:

I   don't.  

[01:29:26] Duuude-Ron :

Okay.   I do.  

[01:29:28] Rich Chelson:

Sorry. Okay.   I I Go   for holes.  

[01:29:35] Duuude-Ron :

Which It was   it it was What was that?   Oh, it was the  

[01:29:41] Rich Chelson:

you know,  

[01:29:43] Duuude-Ron :

I think it was the fox that wore the,   the it wasn't a tuxedo. It was like a zoot suit.  

[01:29:53] Rich Chelson:

Okay. I remember the zoot suit.  

[01:29:56] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I think it was it was a dog or a fox.   Go for holes.  

[01:30:04] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Sorry. I'm out. I I Okay.  

[01:30:09] Bryan Goodwin:

It's No big deal.  

[01:30:10] Duuude-Ron :

Got nothing. Sorry. Got nothing. Got not a damn thing.  

[01:30:17] Rich Chelson:

Cobwebs, man. Cobwebs.  

[01:30:21] Duuude-Ron :

You you're, you know, you're filtering with all kinds of cobwebs up in your   mind set.   Right. Right. We need we need to get we need to get you some compressed air.   Put it right under the ear.   See if it doesn't, like, you know, blow some of those cobwebs out.  

[01:30:40] Rich Chelson:

Well, you know, that would that'd be cool.   I I I wouldn't mind that.   I wouldn't mind  

[01:30:50] Duuude-Ron :

that. I bet.  

[01:30:53] Rich Chelson:

Because it just might work.  

[01:30:56] Duuude-Ron :

You never know.  

[01:30:57] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[01:30:59] Duuude-Ron :

Just never know. Gosh. Dang it. I didn't wanna start over.  

[01:31:07] Rich Chelson:

Really? What are you starting over?  

[01:31:10] Duuude-Ron :

The Bear Jackson Auto auction.   And I'm back to back to live,   I think.   Oh. Or fucking   Well, anyway.  

[01:31:22] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I,   Yeah. Before I came back here, I was watching Pluto. I was watching Risole and Isles. Oh my god. I love those girls. They're freaking gorgeous.   Yeah. Sasha Sasha Alexander.   And I can't believe that girl's name.   That's Mara.   Sasha Alexander   is Mara. Hang on. I'm gonna look it up. Yeah. Kills me.  

[01:31:48] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   Yeah. Sasha Alexander is more.  

[01:31:52] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. And,   Jane is,   god, I don't know what this is. Angie Harmon.  

[01:31:59] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And So which one which one would you prefer?  

[01:32:06] Rich Chelson:

Oh,   do I have to choose? I'll take them both.  

[01:32:12] Duuude-Ron :

Well, we know that you would take them both. However,   yes, you have to choose.  

[01:32:18] Rich Chelson:

Make a choice.   Shit.   I would I would have to take Angie Harmon.   That's that's hard, dude. I mean, that's hard.  

[01:32:29] Duuude-Ron :

It is hard.  

[01:32:31] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.   That is that is a hard decision.  

[01:32:36] Duuude-Ron :

I'd have to take sa or,   the other one. Sasha Alexander?  

[01:32:42] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.  

[01:32:43] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   It it just and, you know, I I don't know. It just yeah. But you're right. That is a hard decision because why? What's the best? Both.  

[01:32:53] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. I mean Yeah. And and and you say that's the thing, like like,   I think I read a   article where they interviewed Sasha. Or not Sasha, but, Angie Harmon.   And, you know, in, Brazilian aisles,   she plays a tomboy. Right?  

[01:33:14] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:33:15] Rich Chelson:

Come to find out, she's actually a girly girl.   You know, the whole dresses and all like that and just just her look, you know, is just like,   But you see, that's where,   Sasha Alexander is like, oh my gosh. Just, you know, I mean I mean, both the girls are just naturally beautiful.   Mhmm. But, yeah, I watch, yeah, I watch that show every once in a while.  

[01:33:41] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I used to watch that   every every week when it came out on prime time.   Yep.   Used to watch every episode.  

[01:33:50] Rich Chelson:

Oh, hey. Did y'all know Tim Allen's got a show out? A new show? Oh, yeah.  

[01:33:55] Duuude-Ron :

Shift to the   Yeah. I've  

[01:33:59] Rich Chelson:

yeah. Watch it. It's funny. I love it. Yeah. Yes.   And his classic Tim Allen too.   Oh my god. I love it.  

[01:34:08] Duuude-Ron :

And then who was the who was his daughter, the costar?  

[01:34:13] Bryan Goodwin:

She plays Darcy on in the, in the mar   in, the avengers.  

[01:34:20] Rich Chelson:

Or or she played in, 2 Broke Girls.  

[01:34:26] Bryan Goodwin:

That, I don't know.   2 Broke Girls, but I do know she's Darcy.  

[01:34:30] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Yeah. I see. I've never seen the avengers, but,   Yeah. Kat Denning is her name.  

[01:34:37] Duuude-Ron :

And, Yeah. Yeah. She's played yeah. She's played on she's   played in a lot of movies. She had a   she was on Nickelodeon too.  

[01:34:48] Rich Chelson:

Oh, was she?  

[01:34:50] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. She was on a show on Nickelodeon.  

[01:34:53] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:34:54] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.  

[01:34:57] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. No. It's,   but, yeah, it's, you know, I'd saw it and see it's on Disney plus. That's the thing. It's I was like,   what? And when I looked at it, it said one episode, and I'm like, well, fuck. I ain't gonna watch it then. Where's the rest of them? You know?   And then, well,   next week, it popped up.   Oh, shit. There's another episode. It just started.   So, yeah, I've been I've been I've been watching it.   And it's it's it's like I watched the first one. I was like, oh, hell yeah. Tim Allen's back.  

[01:35:32] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. It was it just it has just started.  

[01:35:36] Rich Chelson:

Yep. I've seen, quite a few trailers on it. Yep. Oh, you see, that's the thing. I never saw a trailer for it. I had no idea. Really? Yeah. No. I had no idea.   So that's why, you know, I was shocked when I first saw it. I'm like, what?   And then, yeah, I watched it. And I'm like, oh, yeah. I gotta do this. I I gotta watch this show.   He's   he's not as,   strong as he was on,   God, what was that show?  

[01:36:09] Duuude-Ron :

I don't remember. I know what show you're talking about. Tim the tool man Taylor. No. No. This is the after one.  

[01:36:19] Rich Chelson:

No. He was   he was running a a sporting goods store.  

[01:36:25] Duuude-Ron :

He was Oh, that I have   I have no idea then.  

[01:36:29] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shit. Hang on. I'm I'll know it as soon as I look it up   because it was it was a good show.  

[01:36:39] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. The last one I ever watched with Tim   Allen was,   Tim the tool man, Taylor.   Okay. I remember the name of the show.  

[01:36:49] Rich Chelson:

Home Improvement. That was Home Improvement. Yeah. Standing.   Yeah. Last Man Standing.   And and   that show there, he caught an ass load of flack  

[01:37:00] Bryan Goodwin:

for his Oh, yeah. That was the height of, of the Wokey's starting to really kick in. Yeah. Yeah. And and that's why  

[01:37:08] Rich Chelson:

and now now he didn't wanna stop the show, but the networks made him stop it.   And then in 21,   and then shifting gears is his newest one.   And and it it's still   like I said, he's not as strong as he was in Last Man Standing,   but he still gets some awesome digs in.   So,   yeah, it yeah. It's,   Yeah. It's cool.   It's it's it's a good show.   And, I saw,   I think it was   after the show or whatnot or maybe it was a trailer.   1 of the cars that that is on stage there,   you know, he he, he, has a garage of hot rods that he builds and customizes and stuff.   Well, one of the cars   that's in there is from his personal collection.  

It's a 1955   Ford slash,   what is it?   He took 2 cars and put them together is what he did.  

[01:38:20] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yeah? Well, you remember that, 55 Nomad that was on home improvement. Right? Yeah.  

[01:38:26] Rich Chelson:

That was his.  

[01:38:29] Duuude-Ron :

That was his personal car.  

[01:38:32] Rich Chelson:

The one they crushed?  

[01:38:35] Duuude-Ron :

Not the one that they crushed.   But Oh, man. Well, that was that was a, you know, prop. But the actual one,   that 55 Nomad or,   yeah. What did I say? Nomad? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was Nomad. Yeah. That was yeah. That was his.  

[01:38:51] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Okay. Yep.  

[01:38:53] Duuude-Ron :

And I think one of how many hundreds he probably has in his collection.  

[01:38:58] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well, I   mean, dude, they're in the money. I mean, he loves cars.  

[01:39:03] Duuude-Ron :

Fucking Yeah. You know? Well, same way with, Jay Leno.  

[01:39:07] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Well, I think that a green truck he has that he, drove on last minute standing was his also. I'm not sure, though.  

[01:39:17] Duuude-Ron :

I I wouldn't doubt it a bit if it was. Same here.  

[01:39:26] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. No. I I just,   yeah, I   you   yeah. I'm all I'm all caught up on that. Now   now I gotta wait.   Shit. I gotta wait, say, another week for Fire Country to come out with their one. And then I don't know when they're starting the next season of land, man.   So   I've got a few shows that I watch.  

[01:39:56] Duuude-Ron :

I haven't seen any of those myself.  

[01:39:59] Rich Chelson:

Dude. You ought to watch land man. Land man is is fucking awesome. Billy Bob Thornton,   he's excellent.  

[01:40:06] Duuude-Ron :

Is he? Yes. Yes. I've I've seen I've seen commercials on it. Yeah. He's really   in he's a, what,  

[01:40:16] Rich Chelson:

sheriff or law enforcement. Right? No. No. No? He's annoying. But he's like  

[01:40:22] Duuude-Ron :

He's annoying. Oh, yeah. And he yeah. And he's like right up in your face.  

[01:40:27] Rich Chelson:

Yes.   Yes. Type aspect. Yeah. He will tell No. He was He will tell you how things will go.  

[01:40:34] Duuude-Ron :

In that scenario. He was telling that now. That's right. He was telling that   to the sheriff or a law enforcement,   when he was smoking a cigarette and the and the law enforcement officer wanted him to stop smoking where he was at.  

[01:40:50] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:40:51] Duuude-Ron :

And he told him, well, you know what?   It ain't happening.   Right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've I've seen the commercials for it. Yeah. No. Hey.  

[01:41:03] Rich Chelson:

If you ain't watched it, watch it. It's it's, I mean, it's it's cool.   It's good. I I I mean, I enjoy it.   But, yeah, that and Fire Country   Fire Country is good.   Fire Country is   basically a nighttime soap opera,   but it's still cool.   You know?   Which one?   Fire Country.  

[01:41:27] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.   Right. In the lines of,   Dallas?   No. No. No. No. It's not no. I know not the not the,   the show itself, just being a nighttime,   soap opera, like Dynasty and Dallas and that kind of crap.  

[01:41:46] Rich Chelson:

No. No. No. It doesn't come at no. It   yeah. Dynasty. Good god. Dyna  

[01:41:53] Duuude-Ron :

and yeah. Well, I'm just saying, you know,   as being a nighttime soap opera.  

[01:42:00] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. It's   I don't it's it's about   this guy, Bodie.   He was in prison, and his mom and dad are are are fire chiefs. Well,   a division,   fire chief and a battalion fire chief.   And he winds up going to prison,   and then,   they do a program out in California where inmates go fight fires,   and he winds up   he was supposed to go to another fire camp. Well,   somehow, they got switched and,   he got sent to where his parents work and he didn't wanna go.   You know, it was his hometown   and, everything. But, you know, he stayed and went through fire camp, graduated from that, and then,   went on to become a firefighter for Cal Fire   and everything. And, of course, there's a there's a,   there's a hot girl,   Gabriela,   that is a,   nurse, firefighter   type person.  



[01:43:10] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, EMT?  

[01:43:11] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Something like that. But,   yeah, she's on yeah. It's it's it's cool,   but you can almost kinda tell   what's gonna happen. You know what I mean?   Yeah.   But, I mean, I mean, it's still good. I I like it. And and the dude that plays Bodie played on,   SEAL team   as bravo 6.   Yeah. Yeah. He was bravo 6.  

[01:43:42] Duuude-Ron :

So he must have been the leader of the group?  

[01:43:44] Rich Chelson:

No. No. No. No. Bravo 1's leader of the group. Bravo 6 is the bottom.  

[01:43:49] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, you know you know the army call signs. 06 was always who?  

[01:43:57] Rich Chelson:

Fuck if I know, dude. I never paid attention to that.  

[01:44:01] Duuude-Ron :

Really?  

[01:44:02] Rich Chelson:

I was a grease monkey, man.  

[01:44:04] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. Well, the commander was always,   like, bravo 06,   alpha 06 was always the commander, and   5   was either the 1st sergeant or the sergeant major.   Okay. And then 3   was the   s 3 and   no.   O 7 was the 1st sergeant.   O 5   was the, XO.  

[01:44:35] Rich Chelson:

Okay. See, I was That's how you got a   I was never allowed to play with the radios, man.  

[01:44:43] Duuude-Ron :

And now look at you playing with the radio and a computer and all kinds of fucking   all kinds of gadgety shit. I know, Rahi.  

[01:44:51] Rich Chelson:

And no one here to supervise me.  

[01:44:56] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That's really fucking scary.   Right. No no   adult   supervision.  

[01:45:03] Rich Chelson:

I love it, man. I love it.   It's it's I'm telling   y'all come in. The water's fine.   Oh, shit.   Oh my god.   Oh, damn.   But yeah. No. That's,   Yeah. When I was a I was a grease monkey, so   I wasn't I wasn't ever allowed to,   you know,   be in in any areas where,   there was radios.  

[01:45:40] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Because you actually   with the CINGARS, you were required to have a secret clearance   to   mess with the CINGARS.  

[01:45:49] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm. Yeah. I know. Because the first unit I was attached to,   the signal battalion,   all those all those operators had had, had a secret   security clearances.  

[01:46:02] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. At a minimum. Yep. Yeah.  

[01:46:04] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. See. So yeah. I I wasn't I wasn't allowed to be around that. So that's why I don't know much about the   the o six, the o five, the, you know, whatever.  

[01:46:15] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Okay.  

[01:46:17] Rich Chelson:

They're just like, nope. You gotta step outside. Okay.   Yeah.   They did Yeah. Let me in.  

[01:46:27] Duuude-Ron :

Until you fucking,   they really didn't like you when you,   what deadline their vehicle.   Right.  

[01:46:39] Rich Chelson:

I could do that right easy.  

[01:46:42] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I'm sure.  

[01:46:45] Rich Chelson:

I did a few,   had their surgery.   Had their surgeons come tell me, you gotta get this. I said, no. I don't, sir.   I said, sorry. It ain't happening.   I said, parts are on order.   Okay.   Alright, dude. So you let her buy. No phone.  

[01:47:05] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. Parts are on order.   And and or   oh, that's operator level maintenance,   not,   3 shop   level maintenance.   That's operator level maintenance. Go do your fucking job.  

[01:47:23] Rich Chelson:

Yep. Pretty much. It's like, hey. That's not my job, man.   Yep.   But   so yeah. And and blame me. I I would I would I would use my little bit of authority that I had   when I needed to.  

[01:47:43] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   And piss a whole bunch of people off. Yes, sir. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir.  

[01:47:49] Rich Chelson:

Then then they went crying to my e six, my, motor sergeant.   He'd call me and Yeah. Scream my ass. And I said, sergeant Allen,   ask ask ask the parts guy. It's on order.   And he's like, yeah. Get the fuck out of here.   I'll be smiling on my way out,   whistling dicks,   smoking a cigarette. That was when you could still smoke   anywhere you wanted in the military.  

[01:48:19] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.  

[01:48:20] Rich Chelson:

Yes. I'm that old.  

[01:48:23] Duuude-Ron :

Unless unless you were in the motor pool and there was always a designated smoking spot in the motor pool. Maybe for you.  

[01:48:33] Rich Chelson:

I smoked while I worked on vehicles, dude.  

[01:48:36] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay. Well, you can do that.  

[01:48:39] Rich Chelson:

Yes. I could,   and I did. But yeah. No.   No. Let's see when yeah. I was in. They   yeah. We they didn't   they didn't restrict us for a long time.   You know?   Yeah.  

[01:48:55] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. It wasn't it. Well, any any place that I was ever at,   if you were in the motor pool, there's either a designated smoking area or you had to go outside the gate.   Oh, geez. And thank goodness   our vehicles   well, my vehicle was   probably about 30 steps   to the walk through gate. So  

[01:49:18] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[01:49:19] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:49:20] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. They,   I mean,   we might have had a designated smoking area,   but   no one listened to it.   I mean, I'm not sure if we did or not. When I got to South Korea, they didn't give 2 shits.   You know, they're just like, smoke them if you got them, dude. I Yep.   You know?   And so yeah.   But, yeah, after I got out was when they,   started really making that change.   And I was like, yeah. It's a good thing.   He goes, oh, you can't smoke in the military no more. I said, well, I ain't going I ain't staying in then.   Fuck that.  

[01:50:00] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. They've been trying to go to a tobacco less military.   Shit. Even when I came in, guess what?   It's never gonna happen.  

[01:50:10] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I never was gonna say because, I mean,   you've got some of them old first sergeants and sergeant majors and all like that that, you know, smokes since god was a little boy.  

[01:50:21] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.  

[01:50:22] Rich Chelson:

They ain't   they ain't about to give it up. I don't care what it is.  

[01:50:27] Bryan Goodwin:

You know? Well, it's  

[01:50:29] Duuude-Ron :

it'll never be a tobacco free military ever.  

[01:50:33] Rich Chelson:

Well, I don't know. They   they still they still they still kinda   I mean, with all the new people coming in and, you know, with them rotating the old ones out,   it's they can get really, really close to it, I think.  

[01:50:49] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. I mean, I could be, but could be. But guess what? I'm retired and don't give a shit anymore.  

[01:50:55] Rich Chelson:

Same here.  

[01:50:56] Duuude-Ron :

So   smoke them if you got them.  

[01:51:00] Rich Chelson:

Exactly.   Puff pass.   Puff pass.  

[01:51:05] Duuude-Ron :

That's right. That's right. That's right. Damn it. Puff puff pass.  

[01:51:10] Rich Chelson:

The most famous three words in the world.  

[01:51:13] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.  

[01:51:16] Bryan Goodwin:

Now I am curious about something. There there's a terminology   for from the navy that I'm wondering if maybe it was all   across all the middle military or if it was just a Navy thing.  

[01:51:27] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:51:28] Bryan Goodwin:

So go for it. Where did you put when you were finished   having a cigarette   and you put it into the can. What did y'all call that can?   Butt can. Yeah. Butt kit. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Same thing we called it. Okay. Okay. That's the thing I was kinda wondering is like, did we just call it butt kit? You know, just because it's,   gathers all the butts?   Or or was that a, you know, or was that a a military thing where everybody called it a butt kit?  

[01:51:59] Duuude-Ron :

So Oh, we just Yeah. We call we call it a butt can instead of a kit. Oh, okay. Yeah. But my first my first platoon sergeant or   he was the,   s 3 NCOIC   because I was my first was in the admin   section.   And he was a Vietnam veteran.   He he could wear a different   patch   every day of the week   and not repeat himself.   He served Oh, wow. He served 6   tours in Vietnam   with 6 different units.  

[01:52:40] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.  

[01:52:42] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:52:43] Rich Chelson:

That is crazy.  

[01:52:44] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. And that you fucking   to this   day,   my cigarette butts go in my pocket   Mhmm. Until until I get home and then I put them in the trash can. Yep.   You do not put a cigarette butt on the ground,   period.  

[01:53:07] Rich Chelson:

No, sir.  

[01:53:09] Duuude-Ron :

And   and   in Vietnam,   you could tell   or the enemy could tell   the size of the unit, how long they had stayed at a particular location   just based upon   cigarette butts.  

[01:53:25] Rich Chelson:

Yep.   Yep.   Oh, yeah.   Oh, yeah. We were taught.   Either buried your shit   or you put it in your pocket. Most of us just knocked it out, put it in our pocket.  

[01:53:38] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. And I do that to this day.   I will come home and I'll have,   you know,   5 or 6 cigarette butts   in my pocket that I have to throw away every night when I get home.  

[01:53:52] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. That's yeah. That well, that's like me, you know, if I'm out and about, like like, going down to the French Quarter and stuff. When I got done smoking a cigarette,   I knocked out the the,   tobacco and what what was left.  

[01:54:09] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. I'd roll it up. Field strip it. Yep. And put it in your pocket. Yep.  

[01:54:13] Rich Chelson:

Yep. Field strip it. I do that as well. Yep. Yep. And then and then when I got home, then I pull them out. You know, pull them out. Yep. I'm away.  

[01:54:23] Duuude-Ron :

Yep.   Yep. Still do it. Still do that every day.  

[01:54:28] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.   Oh, yeah. That's just   that was ingrained, man. That was ingrained in.  

[01:54:35] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. It sure was.   Just like the f word.   And, boy, can we throw those bombs around?  

[01:54:46] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yes. We could.  

[01:54:49] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I had a I had a,   a sticker on my Jeep, and it since faded away, that had the letter f   on an old, you know,   in the pirates days, a bomb that had the little fuse on top.   Right. And there and there was an f in the middle of it for f bomb.  

[01:55:13] Rich Chelson:

That's cool.  

[01:55:14] Duuude-Ron :

I need to get me another one of them. That, you know, with this Yeah.   Yeah. And it since faded, but the guy that   has done my vinyl, I'm gonna have to   have him make a couple more of those so they actually   don't fade out,   and they stay a while.   But I like that sticker. Yep. F bomb.   And we can throw we can throw that around like a motherfucker.  

[01:55:43] Rich Chelson:

Yes. We can. Hey. No doubt in my mind.   We we were edumacated   properly.  

[01:55:51] Duuude-Ron :

That's   right. You know, and I got told by, you know, one of my bosses one time. He's like, man, you use f word a lot. I'm like,   that's just   natural language   in the military.  

[01:56:10] Rich Chelson:

Mhmm.  

[01:56:12] Duuude-Ron :

That's just another   another word.   It's not a curse word. It's just another   everyday word in the military.  

[01:56:20] Bryan Goodwin:

Right? It's it's required use from time to time.  

[01:56:24] Rich Chelson:

Now now, Brian, let me ask you this. What was   what was,   some of the,   I   guess, sayings or words   y'all mainly used in the navy?  

[01:56:39] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, I mean, it really just kinda depended on,   on on what the position was. I mean, we had, we've got, you know, the typical terms,   that the navy uses that a lot of people kinda struggle with   or find odd is, like,   we had to clean the bulkhead.   Okay. Yeah. That's a wall.   That's a wall? Yeah. That's the name for the wall. It's a bulk kit.  

[01:57:05] Duuude-Ron :

Okay. Yeah. And here here's another one. What's the name for a bathroom?  

[01:57:10] Bryan Goodwin:

The head.   The head.  

[01:57:13] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. That's only in the navy that they call it the head. Yep.  

[01:57:18] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, the merchant's Coffin racks.  

[01:57:22] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.  

[01:57:23] Bryan Goodwin:

And that was   that was those were stacked   33 tall.   Let's see.   Shit. You   or some of the others. I mean, you have all the different ship terms. You have the, the fo'c'sle, which is the,   which is the, the front at the front of the ship. You have your, your weather decks. You have your,   you have board, aft,   port, and starboard, which, I mean, those are kinda,  

[01:57:52] Duuude-Ron :

Just boating terms in general. Yeah. Just general boating terms.  

[01:57:59] Bryan Goodwin:

So   but, I mean, ah, shit. I mean Oh, shit. A lot of them,   I I have I have probably gone off forgotten 99%   of them because, oh, shit. I'm not on a freaking ship anymore.  

[01:58:11] Rich Chelson:

Right. So Yeah. Okay. What's what's a foxhole?  

[01:58:16] Bryan Goodwin:

The   if you look at it, it's spelled forecastle.   Okay. But the, the forks,   that is,   at least on the on the Kitty Hawk, the was   the,   was where the Kitty Hawk's anchor chains,   came into the ship.   Okay.   So you would, you would actually see, could see the anchor chains   going into the anchor hold   or come out of the anchor hold,   go across the ground and be and you could see, the anchor   right there.  

[01:58:58] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[01:58:58] Bryan Goodwin:

So and that was that was the folksal.   That was pretty much, decade territory.   That's,   the Bose's mate,   which is,   actually, the boatswain's mate is   I mean, they have they are probably the most,   traditional   oriented,   rate in the navy.   They're the ones that learned how to play the boatswain pipe   that,   whoo, that Okay. That,   that looked form of signal that's,   there was a series of, of,   Boson songs. I is what I'm gonna call them. I don't know what they're actually called. But,   little,   tunes that you had to learn how to play on there.  

[01:59:46] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Now hang on. Hang on a second. Let me ask you this. What's a rate?  

[01:59:53] Bryan Goodwin:

You were a,   were a mechanic.   Uh-huh.   That's a rate.   I my rate was, my rating, I was a, operation   specialist.   I have friends that were electrician's mates,   had, we used to call them,   machinist's mates. They were,   another term for, anybody that worked down in the,   in the engine room. They were known as snipes. Anybody that worked on the, on the flight deck was were known as Airedales.  

[02:00:24] Rich Chelson:

Okay. So so say in the army,   say we are called those,   MOSs.   Okay. Military occupational   specialty.  

[02:00:33] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. So Yeah. We call them those are yeah. Your rank and your right, and your rate. So Yeah. Yeah. The rank. Okay. But, yeah, you said rate. I'm like,   what's that? What's what's what's rate? Right. Rate is   is whether you're an OS or  

[02:00:50] Rich Chelson:

The rate is ET  

[02:00:52] Bryan Goodwin:

or were you a cryptographer?  

[02:00:54] Rich Chelson:

Is weird.   I don't know.   It sounded good.  

[02:01:01] Bryan Goodwin:

But it's I mean, that's just a   they were yeah. It's just yeah. Your MOS. Yeah. Okay.   Yeah. Your job. Yeah. That's that's your job in in in the in the navy. Your was your rating.   Okay. Okay. Because you Now why they call it raid? I don't know. They just call it a raid. All the pieces of paper,   in the, any piece of paper in the,   in the army, what was that called?   A piece of Do I have a general term for paper?   No. Just paper. Oh, okay. We call them chits.  

[02:01:34] Rich Chelson:

Oh, okay. Yeah.  

[02:01:36] Bryan Goodwin:

Hand me a chip. Alright.  

[02:01:38] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. No. If we're just like, hey, yo.   Need a piece of paper, man.  

[02:01:44] Bryan Goodwin:

What was, do y'all have an a term for, water fountains?   No. Scuttlebutt.   Also, scuttle and because you're hanging around, the scuttlebutt,   that's where the scuttlebutt come from. The scuttlebutt is also known as a rumor.  

[02:01:59] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   So so the scuttlebutt is either a water fountain or a rumor? Yeah. I heard a scuttlebutt today. And so,  

[02:02:08] Bryan Goodwin:

okay. You're hanging around the water fountain again.   So   Okay. Yeah. I Candy was known is known as geadunk.  

[02:02:15] Rich Chelson:

Why geadunk? I don't know, but they it's what they called it. Woah. Woah. Woah. Hang on. Back that up. I didn't hear that.  

[02:02:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Candy,   snacks, junk food. Uh-huh. Is geedunk.   Gee dunk. Gee, g e e d u n k is the best way I can come to spell it. It's geedunk. Okay. We called that   Poke bait. Poke bait. Yep. My grand my my granddad called it always called it pokey bait.   Yeah. Poke bait.  

[02:02:44] Rich Chelson:

Because, yeah, we were not allowed to take pokey bait out in the field. I mean, we always did.   We just   had either had to share or didn't get caught.  

[02:02:56] Bryan Goodwin:

Had to bribe the snitch.  

[02:02:58] Rich Chelson:

Right. Oh, yeah.   Oh, yeah.   So, yeah, it was yeah. It was so, yeah, there's there's a it sounds like there's a few differences.   Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know? Which I mean, that's cool. I mean, because,   you know, you know, like I said, shit. Shit. Well, say say my grandfather was in,   he flew planes in the army   Okay.   When   back when the army had planes, had their own plane.   And then,   see,   my real dad was in the Navy.   I'm not sure which ship he was on.   My, first stepdad was in the Navy. I can't remember what ship he was on.   And he wound up over in Vietnam, and he wound up, I guess the only story that I ever heard him talk about   was he was on one of them small boats   that, went up one of the rivers.  

And,   he said a firefight broke out.   When they got done,   you know, shooting and all like that,   he,   put his hand on his helmet and pulled his helmet off, and a   a bullet had grazed his helmet. He didn't even know. Oh, hell.   Yeah. Yeah. That was the only story he would tell.  

[02:04:19] Bryan Goodwin:

Wouldn't tell anything else. He said He was on what was what were those called? Swift boats, I believe?  

[02:04:25] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I don't   know. I don't know. He So Yeah.   I wanna say he   he was a radio guy on a ship   and how he wound up on on one of them smaller boats. A little patrol boats?   I think so. Yeah.   But,   and so I was like, nope. I won't go in the army.   I ain't going in no navy. I was scared.  

[02:04:52] Bryan Goodwin:

So   rare chance that you might be close to a, combat fight, but you would rather be in a place where there's more bullets flying your direction.  

[02:05:02] Rich Chelson:

Well, yeah. You know, I I I do Made sense at the moment.  

[02:05:07] Bryan Goodwin:

I didn't quite think that through, you know? Yeah. Well, that's why whenever I went, I was going into the in the military, I first place I went to was, to the air force. Because I knew   I wasn't going to be an officer because I knew officers were the only ones who actually get up to fly a plane. Right. So I wasn't gonna be close to any type of freaking,   I might be the closest I'd be get to our to to,   to something dangerous is they may stick me in,   to do one of the men at men missiles is what I figured. So and so I was like, let's do air force. And so I started air force, and they were like, nope. Nope. You got a kid, so can't do that.   No. You get out of kid, not married, so we're not we're not taking him. It's like, Well, that sounds rude. Yeah. I know. So I had to go navy. That was the close that was the 2nd furthest away from combat I can get.  

So  

[02:05:57] Rich Chelson:

Well, see what was funny.   The day that, I was going to,   just go into the military,   you know, to,   you know,   check-in at MAPS.   My uncle picked me up because he lived in Kansas City at the time, and and I was I was starting everything in Kansas City and going to Fort Jackson, South Carolina from there.   Alright.   Well, he shows up like the day before.   Comes picks me up or day or 2 before. And,   that that next day, we went to watch a movie.   And, of course,   Full Metal Jacket was in theaters.  

[02:06:39] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Thank God I'm not being a marine.  

[02:06:42] Rich Chelson:

Oh. Oh, no. No. I was just I I was just saying that.   And I mean, of course, I had no idea what to expect.   And when we come out of that movie, I looked at my uncle and I said,   can I go home now?   He's like, no, man.   You've already signed papers saying you were going. But uncle Mike, really?   And he's like, I can't, man.  

[02:07:07] Duuude-Ron :

Wow. Yeah.  

[02:07:08] Rich Chelson:

So yeah. Yeah. I went into basic   thinking it was gonna be like what I saw in the movies.  

[02:07:14] Bryan Goodwin:

And then my it was a little bit like that, but, and for whenever I went in, I mean, that was back when they were kinda starting to do the kinder, gentler navy thingy.   And, but, but yeah, went in there and I was just kinda like,   wow. It's like they're trying   to be,   Arleigh Emery.   They're trying so hard to be Arleigh Emery, but they're not making they're they're not quite there. Yeah.   Right. Right. So and we had fun. I I mean, it and   that's something a lot of people don't understand about, like, the military.   Boot camp   is one of the most   remembered occurrences   in your career.  

Right. You actually look back upon it fondly.   It's like, oh, yeah. I remember the gas chamber. Yeah. Yeah. Get out of there. It's not running everywhere.   Cuking your lungs out. You know, it's awesome. So   Not at the time, but afterwards. No. At the time, he's time he thought it was absolutely it absolutely sucked, but you got around to looking at it kinda fondly.  

[02:08:20] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[02:08:21] Bryan Goodwin:

But,   had, I mean but it was also fun to   to realize   how much or at least for me, And it might've been where I kind of realized I had maybe a bit of face blindness, if that's what you wanna call it, where I didn't recognize   people's faces so much as I recognized hairstyles.   Okay. That's odd, but okay. Go ahead. So, cause I can, whenever, once everybody got their haircut,   unless I had personally talked to you for a little while,   I couldn't tell what I had a hard time telling one person from the other, unless they had their damn name tag on.   Oh, wow. Okay. So that was my only indicator. It's like, oh, oh, okay.  

That's,   that's, that's Avalon.   Then,   there there's   there's one guy. I can't even remember what the guy's name was, but all I could   whenever he had his hair head shaped, I mean, he was annoying before he got his head shaped. After he got his head shaped,   he looked like Bam Bam. And that's all I could call. I I knew a man was Bam Bam.   And, it the name stuck while while in boot camp. I don't know if he ever still carried any any further after that. But Right. Yeah. He was he was bam bam the whole damn time I I knew him. Oh, man.   In,   in our in our   stint at in   in boot camp. So Right.  

Yes. But if you wanna go, if anybody that's listening is thinking of going to the military,   if you're going into the military   and you're going into the Navy,   it sounds weird, but do it in January.  

[02:10:06] Rich Chelson:

That sounds really weird. Yeah.  

[02:10:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Because   they since it's now the kinder jitler navy, they won't actually have you run around in 60 mile an hour winds with minus 60 degree wind chill.   So you do a lot of stuff indoors.  

[02:10:21] Rich Chelson:

So Oh, wow.   Wow.   Okay.   Yeah. I I mean, I'm not sure about the army anymore, but,   I mean, well, I   I went to basic in,   July. So it was hotter than hell out there. Hotter than hell. Yeah. Wind show, I mean, I love it. And all I could think of is, what is it, Bloxy Blues with,  

[02:10:44] Bryan Goodwin:

the deal Simon,   movie with,   with Matthew Broderick?   Yeah.   Wow. It's hot. Which is actually I didn't interesting. Well, I'll get back to it. They are whenever he's, they finally get over to, Biloxi, Mississippi, and he's like, wow. This is this is not this is hot.   This is like, look, Amazon hot.   This is like, you should be Tarzan type of hot.  

[02:11:09] Rich Chelson:

Well,   it   no. They weren't lying about that. It it Oh, yeah. I mean, when you walk out your door in the morning and you leak immediately   and haven't even taken a half a step   and you're leaking.   Yep. It's that hot. It's that hot. It gets that hot. And it's like, but you see, I don't mind it.  

[02:11:30] Bryan Goodwin:

I love it, you know. Well, I I personally do. I I kind of mind   it. Well, people around me   mind   me sweating that much   is a good way to put it.   Right. Because I I turn homeless, man, real quick.   So   Oh, wow. But, but no. Anyhow, what I was gonna say, Bloxy did you know Bloxy Blues is,   oh shit. Now the name just,   oh, oh, what is it? He is actually the sequel   to, Brighton Beach memoirs.  

[02:12:08] Duuude-Ron :

Really? Yeah.  

[02:12:09] Bryan Goodwin:

I did not know that. It's that is all on all,   yeah. Is it Neil Simon   got his own damn,   own damn salad dressing. Neil Simon.   No. That's that's Paul Newman. Paul Newman. Sorry. Sorry. Not Neil Simon. Paul Newman.   He's,   he's the one that,   actually did those, did those plays.  

[02:12:37] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I did not know that.   I did not know that.   Yeah. I've never seen this movie, Brighton Beach Memoir. Oh, it's  

[02:12:48] Bryan Goodwin:

such a hilarious,  

[02:12:52] Rich Chelson:

I might I might have to see if I can't find it   and watch it.  

[02:12:57] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Neil Simon. Yeah. Semi autobiographical   play by Neil Simon.   Play is,   a coming of age comedy. But anyhow, yeah, that is it's   bay   he took cues of a lot of it from,   Neil Simon's,   days growing up in,   in,   in New York. And then from there,   he,   him going into,   into the army. So, yeah, Brighton Beach and and Biloxi Blues are actually   sequels of each other.  

[02:13:30] Rich Chelson:

Okay.   Because, yeah, that's, well, it says it's on,   Prime Video.  

[02:13:36] Bryan Goodwin:

So Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a great movie. I love the watching that.  

[02:13:40] Rich Chelson:

I'm like, oh, just, just it's  

[02:13:43] Bryan Goodwin:

it gives the the only most current movie I could think of that's very similar to it   is My Big Fat Greek Wedding because it gives you insight as to how a Jewish family kind of operates and thinks.  

[02:13:58] Rich Chelson:

Now that is funny. I I I watched that, you know, I don't know, a couple months back. My Oh, yeah. My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Awesome. Oh, it's a cake.   I was like I was like, you know what?   I wouldn't mind dating a Greek girl.  

[02:14:13] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, no. That's new. Just to experience  

[02:14:16] Rich Chelson:

that whole family thing. That Oh, yeah. Dude, I would be rolling  

[02:14:21] Bryan Goodwin:

rolling into because you go over there, you actually go to find out, oh, that's because of Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nicholas, Nicky, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick,   Nicole, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nicholas. Right. Nick, Nicholas,   and I am Gus.  

[02:14:40] Rich Chelson:

I mean, yeah, that would be I mean, I mean, it would be cool, you know. Oh, yeah. And and that's the thing, you know. You know, they're screaming and yelling, but it's all  

[02:14:51] Bryan Goodwin:

that's just how they are. You know? Yeah. That's just what they are. It's like being a if you ever I've heard if you ever go to an Italian family.  

[02:14:59] Rich Chelson:

Right.  

[02:15:00] Bryan Goodwin:

Get ready. You just, if they offer food, you just take the food, you eat the food, you walk out, you're gonna be stuffed to the gills. You're gonna be miserable, but at the same time, you're gonna be completely loved.  

[02:15:10] Rich Chelson:

Yep. So Well, and that's like that's like in land man. Right? It this this was funny.   Billy Bob Thornton,   the the guy that plays his son,   hooks up with this, Spanish girl. Right?   And and everything. And and it was funny because,   well,   this Spanish girl was married,   and her husband died on the oil rig.   And it wasn't very long later,   his son actually has wound up moved in. It's there's old story.   It's it's not it's not like he was trying to get in her pants because he wasn't.   But anyway,   she had made dinner, and,   Billy Bob Thornton walked up wanting to talk to his son. And and she said, well,   you're gonna stay for, supper. Right? He says, no, ma'am.  

And this is a young Spanish girl. Mind you, she's like in her twenties. Okay?   And she looked at Billy Bob Thornton   and she said,   sir, when a Spanish woman tells you it's time for supper, you eat.   You don't see that? Right.   And   and it was funny. And then they were talking,   and,   Billie Bob Thornton made her mad.   And she looked looked at Billy Bob Thornton and says, I think you need to leave. Dinner's over.   And so he's like, yes, ma'am. He gets up and he walks out.   And,   his son Cooper   is putting his plate up, you know, because, hell, dinner's over okay. And she turned and looked at him. She said,   now what are you doing? He's like, dinner's over. And she said, not for you, Flacco.  

Woah.   I fucking rolled. And and I had to look up the word Flacco because I didn't call it a minute. I mean, skinny   because I mean, dude, skinny.   I was like, oh my god. I'm like I'm like, I love that. You know, she's like, oh, no. Dinner's not over for you, Flacco.  

[02:17:27] Duuude-Ron :

You  

[02:17:29] Bryan Goodwin:

gotta keep eating. We gotta make you fat. Right? Oh, yeah.  

[02:17:35] Rich Chelson:

But but see, that's the thing. You know, different   different heritages,   it's just   like you said, with Italians, with Greeks,   Israelis, whatever,   if if   if the mom of the house, the mother of the house says you need to eat, you say nothing, but yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Start digging in.   And you don't and you don't eat one helping and say, I'm done. Yeah. If they bring more food, you keep eating. You keep eating.  

[02:18:05] Bryan Goodwin:

They ask you once more and you say just a little bit, get ready. You're gonna have a whole new whole second course. So  

[02:18:11] Rich Chelson:

You're right. And then there's dessert.  

[02:18:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah.  

[02:18:15] Rich Chelson:

Okay. So,   yeah. You see, that's you see,   that is why I love   these different cultures because   they're just, no. You're gonna eat,   you know.   It's it's it's their form of expressing whatever, you know. It's cool as shit.   But, yeah, I just I just thought it man, I rolled I rolled when she looked at him and said, sit down and eat, Flacco.   I just love that word, Flacco.   I mean,   no one's ever gonna call me Flacco again. Okay?   But I just love hearing that word.  

[02:18:53] Duuude-Ron :

Okay, Flacco.  

[02:18:57] Rich Chelson:

I hate to say it, dude, but I'm not Flacco.   I'm fluffy.  

[02:19:06] Duuude-Ron :

Yes. You are.   Yes. You are, fluffy.  

[02:19:11] Rich Chelson:

I used to be. Damn.   But I'm only fluffy now.  

[02:19:19] Bryan Goodwin:

You're soficci.  

[02:19:21] Duuude-Ron :

So yeah. But yeah. You're kinda fluffy.  

[02:19:28] Rich Chelson:

But yeah. No. It just it's just I I mean, you know, it's just funny that, yeah, you just   well, that's like that's like if you go over to someone's,   someone's grandma's house   and they ask if you wanna eat. Don't you dare say no.   Mm-mm.   No, sir.   You sit down and you eat.  

[02:19:53] Bryan Goodwin:

Especially if everybody's there.  

[02:19:55] Rich Chelson:

Yes, sir.   Yeah.   You know, if if it's if it's you and one other person, you might get away with it.   But if the family's there, uh-uh. Don't you disrespect grandma that way.   Yeah. No.   Even I know that.   So but yeah. No. It's just yeah. It's just funny, you know, the like like those movies or shows that   that show the,   you know, the way different people are, you know, different families, different cultures.   It just I just laugh, man.  

[02:20:33] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, yeah.   Just the uniqueness and the   and the odd and and the fun ways that they see, you know, their their their life   as they were growing up. I mean, that was   you could probably do you could do the same thing with how your life was when you were growing up. And,   I mean, we could I could always look back at times where,   you know, dad would come by the if the track meet was in town,   and I got finished running,   sure enough, I'd see dad stopping by the stopping by the track, and he telling me I gotta come along. He's gotta gotta go do stuff, and I I gotta help him. So I was like, god, pissed me off. But, you know  

[02:21:16] Rich Chelson:

It's like, dad, I wanted to go with my friends, man. No.   You didn't tell dad that.  

[02:21:23] Bryan Goodwin:

I tried.  

[02:21:25] Rich Chelson:

Oh, I bet you did.  

[02:21:27] Bryan Goodwin:

It didn't work too well, did he? No. I was still sitting in the back of the pickup feeding the cattle.   Right.  

[02:21:37] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. No. No. No. You couldn't do that.   Yeah. No. I just I just I just find it funny when,   you know, when when a stuff like that happens.   You see, I've learned, so now I just I just say yes, ma'am, and e. Yes, ma'am.   But but but I laugh even harder when when someone new is like, no, I'm good.   Oh,   dude.   Okay. I'm gonna excuse myself for a minute and come in after the bloodshed has calmed down.   Right.   Yeah. After that, okay. I'm good. You know?   It's safe to come back in, and I can finish my meal.   Crickets yet again. Wow.   This is weird.  

Sorry. My son just texted me. Oh, no. You're fine. Dude, you sleeping?   No. I'm not sleeping. I was gonna say, turn your hearing aid up, brother.   Change your batteries.  

[02:22:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Change your batteries.  

[02:22:52] Duuude-Ron :

I was listening, but didn't hear I didn't   not a fucking word stuck.   Every bit of what you just said, I don't even remember what the hell you said. It just   bounced the fuck  

[02:23:07] Bryan Goodwin:

through and right out. What were we talking about?  

[02:23:12] Rich Chelson:

He's talking about,   saying no   to anybody's mom or grandma.  

[02:23:19] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, yes. About the food. Yeah. If you get a plate yeah. If you get a plate   yeah. And you if you say you have a little, you're gonna get a fucking whole another full   second plate. Yeah. Okay. I remember now. Yep. Okay. You good now? You have to stop. It was it was bouncing around. It had not stuck any place.  

[02:23:41] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.   Oh, shit.   This is gonna be a fun one, daddy.   I can see this already. This this is gonna be a fun one.   Oh, lord. Because even though even though I'm gonna remember some of this, it'll be even funnier when I go back and listen to it.  

[02:24:07] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, I'm sure.  

[02:24:09] Rich Chelson:

Oh, yeah. It will.   I'll be laughing at all of us,   including me because   trust me, a lot of times, I freaking laugh at myself.   It's like I didn't say that.   But then I hit rewind and, oh, yes. I did.   Oh, man. So  

[02:24:37] Bryan Goodwin:

show title. Yeah. That's definitely the show title, by the way. Which one? Flacco.  

[02:24:47] Rich Chelson:

That's cool.   Yeah. Because I don't think   any one of us could   wear that term,   Flacco.   I don't think so.   I know I can't.   Dude, maybe.  

[02:25:09] Bryan Goodwin:

Brian? Yeah.   No. No clue. No?  

[02:25:16] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. That's just yeah. That's   oh, lord.   Yeah. Thank you for sending me that.   Well,   at least at least,   you know, if you send it early enough, I could maybe do it on Saturday. But sometimes I just wait till Sunday. Well, last week,   when you sent it, I'm like,   I'm not even touching that till Sunday because, dude, I was,   like, even on Sunday, I was so tired and hurting. Oh my god. I was like,   damn. I gotta get this done.   You know, I mean, I mean, Matt and Dee had already left, you know. Right. It was just I was just so sore   from, you know, Friday Saturday. It's just it was  

[02:26:16] Duuude-Ron :

you know, it's I thought they weren't gonna leave until Monday.  

[02:26:19] Rich Chelson:

No. They   they decided to leave on Sunday.  

[02:26:22] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, okay.  

[02:26:24] Rich Chelson:

I mean, you know, I told they y'all can stay. You know?   And he's like, no. I wanna get home.   Gotta get home.   Wanna go   home.   Because that's the thing. Matt was like,   day we can stay. You know, we don't have to leave on Sunday, but   you know? And she's like, no. I wanna go home. Okay.   I'm like, alright.   Yeah. It was cool having the puppies around.   Made me look at   the freaking animal control website today.  

[02:27:05] Bryan Goodwin:

It's only taking a little while for you to finally get a dog?  

[02:27:08] Rich Chelson:

Well, I didn't say. I I I didn't say I was getting one yet, but I did one.  

[02:27:12] Bryan Goodwin:

Definitely. One of the one of the filters you need is to filter and make sure you you bring up all the great names.   Yeah. No.   Hey, man. You do not know   you know, there's if you go off you and you and the any other dog owner,   you are not the same.   If you have a great Dane, you know, you have a great Dane.  

[02:27:35] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Right. Because  

[02:27:38] Bryan Goodwin:

who is the, going to be the little spoon if you have a little great Dane?  

[02:27:43] Rich Chelson:

And on you.  

[02:27:46] Bryan Goodwin:

Not necessarily.   I thought that, yeah, I'll be the one who was always the big spoon on on,   with a Great Dane. Hell, there's times I wake up and I am and   I've got both paws   on each side of my neck.  

[02:28:00] Rich Chelson:

Oh my god.  

[02:28:02] Bryan Goodwin:

It's like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Wife thinks it's hilarious because there'll be several times she'll wake up.   She'll wake up and and stuff, and I'll be sitting there all curled up in bed, and there's the dog spooning up to me.  

[02:28:18] Rich Chelson:

Oh, shoot.   No. They   honestly, down here,   there's no great danes for for adoption.  

[02:28:27] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, they're they're   they're tough to find for as as abandoned pets.   Right. Not to mention, I mean, they their their lifespan is so damn short. It's just it it's heartbreaking.  

[02:28:41] Rich Chelson:

Right. Well and see, that's the thing. They're down here,   there's a lot of labs   and a lot of, pit bulls.   There's there's actually a brindle pit.   Oh my god.   Beautiful dog. That's, up for adoption.   But they've got mountain curs down here, catajolas.   There's a few different breeds, but not really. It's it's either   pit bulls or,   Labs   is is most of the ones I had been seeing. Yeah.   You know? And it's I mean but, yeah, there's this, Brendel Pitt.   He's been at the shelter.   Oh, there's a bulldog.   They they have a bulldog.   Oh, man. I want him, but   fucker's like £80 right now.  



[02:29:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Well, that's that's good. Get get a nice little English bulldog and  

[02:29:39] Rich Chelson:

just Yeah. He's a French bulldog, I think. Oh, he's a little Frenchy. Oh.   I'm not sure. I   mean, they say he's big   and,   you know, at £80.   And,   this is a no kill shelter because he's been at that shelter for over a year.  

[02:30:01] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, wow.  

[02:30:03] Rich Chelson:

Yeah.   Yeah.   I mean,   you see, I was just thinking of because I know he's not gonna be able to jump, I don't think. He might be able to. I don't know. But trying to lift him up and out of the Jeep,   that's gonna be a challenge.  

[02:30:20] Bryan Goodwin:

No. If he's a if it's a French bulldog, a French tote bulldog is a little bow.  

[02:30:25] Rich Chelson:

No. This one isn't little.  

[02:30:27] Bryan Goodwin:

So it's a it's a regular Bulldog band.  

[02:30:33] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Hang on. I'm I'm gonna look and see.   He he seems like,   I mean,   you know, I saw him, and I was like, man, that'd be cool.   And then I saw that, brindle,   pit, and I was like, oh, man. That's cool too.   They got   yeah. A lot of them are, Pibbles and,   Labs   is is the main ones down here. There's couple call, Colli Crosby   breeds. Oh, blue tick hounds,   you know, stuff like that.   There's   there's 3 dogs,   and, I think they're brother and sister, whatnot.   One's name is jambalaya,   one's name is gumbo,   and one's name is chili.   We get yeah. Tucker is   yeah. Yeah. He's an American Bulldog.  



[02:31:38] Bryan Goodwin:

Oh, okay.  

[02:31:39] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. American bulldog.   Eighty pounds. 4 years old.   Good god.   That's huge.   Heights wise, no. That's not huge. You know, he's not that tall, but,   you know,   that short of a dog at £80,   he's muscle.   But yeah.   No. I was just looking through   and, you know, maybe get one because, I mean, it don't cost that much.   No.   You know? I mean, down here, it's only $50.   So   I could get one,   but I haven't decided yet.   There's a dog named Sparkles.   We could do something for dude.   Yeah. It's a German wired haired pointer slash border collie.   Oh, no. That's acorn.  

Sparkles as a pit bull terrier.   Young dog.   Well, they say adult, but   ah, she's only 3 years old.  

[02:33:00] Bryan Goodwin:

So  

[02:33:03] Rich Chelson:

mhmm.   Lovable dog, it looks like.   But, yeah, some of these dogs were dropped off voluntarily.  

[02:33:14] Bryan Goodwin:

Right.  

[02:33:15] Rich Chelson:

Some were picked up by,   by,   animal control.   And,   after 5 days,   then they're able to be adopted if no one claims them.   So   and, yeah, like I said, as far as I know, this is a no kill shelter because   my mouse isn't working right now. I might have to buy a mouse.   I rolled a wheel, and it doesn't wanna roll.  

[02:33:44] Bryan Goodwin:

Okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah.  

[02:33:47] Duuude-Ron :

But, yeah, Tucker,  

[02:33:50] Rich Chelson:

he's he's been in the shelter 1 year 2 months,   and his estimated age is 4 years. So   he showed up at the,   shelter at, like, 2,   maybe 2a half.   So   so, yeah, these, yeah, these people don't   try very hard not to,   do anything like that.   So, dude, which tote do you want?  

[02:34:27] Duuude-Ron :

If I   could find   a,   another dog in a shelter, if it was a lab   or a golden retriever,   I would be   ecstatic.  

[02:34:44] Rich Chelson:

Well, there's   oh, how old do you want your lab?  

[02:34:53] Duuude-Ron :

Well, at least   3 years old.   That way, the puppy is gone and all that other stuff.  

[02:35:02] Rich Chelson:

Well, there's about 3 or 4 of them here.  

[02:35:05] Duuude-Ron :

Really?  

[02:35:06] Rich Chelson:

Wow. Fuck yeah, dude.   You guys some that are babies.  

[02:35:10] Duuude-Ron :

You know? Puppies. Yeah. See, I can't do the babies.  

[02:35:14] Rich Chelson:

There's one guy's name, Ernest.  

[02:35:18] Duuude-Ron :

Ernest?  

[02:35:19] Rich Chelson:

Ernest.   Yeah.  

[02:35:21] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. I can't do I can't do labs   specifically   until they're about 2 years old anyhow. So  

[02:35:30] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Lab. I mean, I mean Because  

[02:35:32] Bryan Goodwin:

between between being born and their 2 year old their 2 year mark,   those damn things are fucking beavers.   They're not dogs.  

[02:35:42] Duuude-Ron :

Right.  

[02:35:47] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. Yeah. You're right about that. That is true. They they will they will chew on everything you can.   Yeah.   And yeah.   But, no, they, these guys got,   see.   Where did I say them at? Because   see. No.   Because I was looking at a couple labs because, I mean, I like labs.   Labs are great.   I see. No. Those are babies.  

[02:36:19] Bryan Goodwin:

Or a basset hound. Basset hounds are good too.  

[02:36:22] Rich Chelson:

No. I wouldn't have a basset hound. Oh, you gotta have a basset hound. No. Thank the basset hound would fit you so perfect.  

[02:36:30] Bryan Goodwin:

No. Hell no. It would not. Fits your personal well, almost a personality. You're more you're more of a we would have to stretch out a chihuahua   till a good Oh, no. No. We need we no. No. Listen. Listen. We need a chihuahua   that's about the size of of Labrador. That would be you.  

[02:36:51] Rich Chelson:

A freaking bass. I am.  

[02:36:55] Duuude-Ron :

You know,   it, but show wow wow, the size of a lab.  

[02:37:01] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. Be funny looking. I mean, come on. An oversized   is is amazing.  

[02:37:07] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah. And they and they he's would really have a problem carrying that weight with those itty bitty legs.  

[02:37:15] Bryan Goodwin:

Well, that's why he shakes.  

[02:37:18] Rich Chelson:

Right?  

[02:37:19] Duuude-Ron :

Yeah.   It's like, they're all cold.  

[02:37:23] Bryan Goodwin:

They all fucking shake every damn one of them. Well, that's because they get, they get yelled at because they poop in the house. And so they think they're not supposed to poop ever.  

[02:37:34] Duuude-Ron :

No. Actually, it's a small dog. I am not a small   dog type person. Oh, I'm not either. Unless it unless it is a,   no. Spaniel.   Damn. Because there's a large breed of them and then there's a small a beagle.   Because you have the large beagles and then you have the small ones.  

[02:38:06] Rich Chelson:

Right.   You need a basset hound, dude. That would Yeah. Oh, god. No. That would  

[02:38:13] Duuude-Ron :

No. No. Name him.   And name and name him and name him.  

[02:38:22] Rich Chelson:

Fred. Name him Fred.  

[02:38:24] Bryan Goodwin:

No. Yeah. Fred's been overdone.  

[02:38:29] Rich Chelson:

Okay. Then what?  

[02:38:30] Duuude-Ron :

Bonaparte.  

[02:38:32] Rich Chelson:

Bonaparte?  

[02:38:34] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. We're a basset hound. Well, that's the basset hound's name off of the Aristocats.  

[02:38:41] Rich Chelson:

Well, that is What's his name?  

[02:38:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Bone apart.   And the and the bloodhound's,   bloodhound was, was Napoleon.  

[02:38:51] Duuude-Ron :

You know, I could even do a bloodhound.  

[02:38:54] Bryan Goodwin:

A bloodhound would be cool too. Yeah. Just kinda bloodhound. Well, bloodhound, bloodhound.   What? A blue tick? Tree No. That's a that's a blue tickhound. A bloodhound.   Your typical old old fashioned redbone bloodhound.   No. We don't have no That they that they use on in the in the prison movies.  

[02:39:17] Duuude-Ron :

I can even go for a blue haild.  

[02:39:19] Rich Chelson:

A blue tick?   Yeah. Blue tick. Yeah. There's one here named Brandy. She's an adult.   Let's see.   It's 4 years old.   Yeah. Blue tick coo now.  

[02:39:35] Duuude-Ron :

Yep. You know, and I thought,   the name that I give my next dog is Belvedere.   Oh, Belvedere.   Come here, boy.  

[02:39:46] Rich Chelson:

That would be cool, actually.  

[02:39:49] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. My basset hound, Cricket, she was awesome, though.   She was fun. She was a neurotic dog, but that's just me. I've raised neurotic dogs. It's just my my my jam.   But, it was funny because she was scare well, she wasn't afraid   of of, thunderstorms   until   I was out,   I was out in the field,   hauling, hauling frac sand, and Canute got a severe thunderstorm.   Mhmm. And it was severe enough and straight line wind enough that, people thought it was tornado. So the, the guy at the, at the fire department blew the,   the tornado signs,   and Jana   wigged out because she wasn't ready for it. And so she ran around, she was grabbing dogs and cats and everybody else trying to get it because for her her the energy and the big energy that she came about. She said, cricket just sat there and stood there and all of a sudden push, she peed all over the place as she picked her up, threw her down in the basement, and then ran upstairs and grabbed Alexis, dragged her down.  

And from that moment on   the dog wigged out when it sensed a thunderstorm coming. She was the most she would've put   every every weatherman in the world to shame.   Yep. Yep. Because about 3 hours before the thunderstorm would show up, she'd be on the if it was at night, she'd be on the bed, and the bed would just be vibrating,   which would piss Jana off. So Jana would kick her off the bed. And so where would Cricket go?   Into the bathtub.   She would hide out in the bathtub while during the thunderstorms.   Smart dog. Yeah. Smart dog. Exactly.   But, but, yeah, when it came to, thunderstorms,   firecrackers, that dog could not was gun shy in every form faster than other.  

And, yeah, it was it was kinda funny though, because, I mean, you would she would she would hop up on the on the bed, and that whole bed would just sit there and be vibrating away. And there's a couple of times where I'd snag her, and I'd grab her with me, and I'd if I if I balled up with her, she would she would calm down.   And,   didn't realize they actually had, had clothing for dogs that are called thunder shirts.   Uh-huh. I've heard And there are these compression shirts that you could put on the dog   that will   help calm them down during during thunderstorms.  

Mhmm. But, but yeah. No. Cricket wasn't Cricket was my dog. That she was she was an awesome dog.   Just had fun. Loved loved to go for the walk and, you know, put on go put on her, her harness, and we would go. And that love is her she may have little short legs, but by gosh, she ran a 100 miles an hour with those little short legs.   Really? Fun fun dog. Fun fun fun dog. Broke my heart when she got run over.   So   my   the the wonderful   Oklahoma wind busted down a panel, and so she decided she was gonna go go wander a bit.   And she wandered into traffic.  

Some jackass hit her and just drove off.   So a bummer. Yeah. I tell you just I I wanted to find figure out who that son of a bitch was and then run him over and let it leave him sitting in the ditch.   Right.   So but no.   So she's she's buried beside all   other 4 dogs we've had in that die in our, in our care in the past,  

[02:43:32] Rich Chelson:

past 20 years. So Right. Right.  

[02:43:36] Bryan Goodwin:

There's a big ass Snickers.   He was half Pyrenees, quarter Anatolian, quarter Commodore,   or half Pyrenees.   Yeah. And a quarter Anatolian, quarter Commodore. Yeah. That's exactly what it was.  

[02:43:50] Duuude-Ron :

Wow.  

[02:43:51] Bryan Goodwin:

So, yeah, he's a big old big old dog. We had, we had Scout, which was a, border collie.   We had Dasher, which was just a high as 57,   and then,   Pixie was our was my wife's little dog.   She was, she was a Papillon,   and then we had, Cricket. And Cricket was last gonna be the last one   until   Alexis showed up with a, hey. Look what I found.   And now we got a now we got another neuro 2 2 extra neurotic dogs because, well, we had 1, and we can't we can't just let her be by herself.   So we had had to get her, get her a dipshit brother.   So  

[02:44:38] Rich Chelson:

Yeah. I don't think I've ever heard of a Papillon dog.   Say what? I don't I don't think I've ever heard of a Papillon  

[02:44:46] Bryan Goodwin:

breed. Papillon's well, take   a,   they're roughly about the size,   Papillon's French for, for butterfly. And the reason why they're called butterflies is because they're ears. And you've seen a Papillon. You've just may not have ever known it was called Papillon.   They're they're   toy toy sized dogs.   So there's this, they're the, not the smallest. Those are teacups, but   just a little bit size larger.   So about the size of a cat,   got these big fucking ears to stand up and got real long hair on the, on their ears. So the hair kind of hangs down   and their tail is kind is slight. It got a bit, a bit of a curl in it and they're usually long haired. So,   yeah. Yeah. And she was a mess. We had hair all over. I mean, she the   the the Papillon's hair   killed the,   killed the treadmill that I got. We've got we've got to use it for about two and a half years, and then all of a sudden, it's it locked up. It started smoking.  

So   yeah. Oh. The dog had so and and I mean and that was one of the funny things. If you ever hear anybody talk about a doodle,   because that's what Watson is. He's a sheep a doodle. So and the and everybody talks about, well, doodles are are,   they don't shed. They don't shed, and they're they're they're great.   They do shed.   And there's a lot of other fraud issues with a doodle that people don't ever talk about.   1, but a good deal to do a common issue with doodles is that they're all most of them, not all, but a good deal of them are allergic to chicken.   Really? Yeah.  

Him chicken. They're gonna go to go to town, scratch it.   And Watson's one of them.   And the second big thing is that they grow hair in their ears, in their ear canal.  

[02:46:45] Rich Chelson:

Oh, wow.  

[02:46:46] Bryan Goodwin:

And that's a poodle thing. That's the oodle of the poodle, of the or that's the poodle of the oodle.   So they they of the oodle. Yeah. Yeah. That a poodle part of of the of the sheep a doodle.  

[02:46:59] Rich Chelson:

Okay.  

[02:47:00] Bryan Goodwin:

So   so, and poodles are famous for having just lots of it. And the first time we took them to the groomer, I mean, she was sitting there. She'd go in there. She grabbed big old clump,   takes some hemostats   in there, grabbed, a clump of hair, and then get went to cutting around around there and pulled out. And I mean, it was a matted   hunk of hair.  

[02:47:24] Rich Chelson:

Wow.  

[02:47:25] Bryan Goodwin:

And you she said and he's you're gonna notice him shaking his head a lot here for the next,   for the next week or so because   his ears have not been exposed to cold air   in a long, long time.   Okay. So it's a new sensation for him   and just be be expecting it. And so it's like that. But and sure enough, yeah, he was he'd be walking along, and all of a sudden, he'd be shaking his head, like, wow. I'm hearing shit here. What's all this damn road is about?  

[02:47:57] Rich Chelson:

So   so,  

[02:48:00] Bryan Goodwin:

yeah, it was it's interesting stuff, but, yeah, I mean,   I've gotten around to where   a good I love dates. Dave's are still my favorite dog of all dogs.   They're just big. They're tall. They're goofy.   But same time, one barks, everybody in that house is gonna jump. Right.   Including the bad guy who happens to be sneak trying to sneak in.   So they've   but they're they're   they are the quintessential Scooby Doo.  

[02:48:35] Rich Chelson:

Okay. And, I mean, and they've got some No. Scooby Doo wasn't a Great Dane, was it? He was. Yeah. It was. Yep.  

[02:48:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Really? Oh, yeah. Yep.   Oh, yeah. That's right. Okay. Okay. I just You might be thinking of Clifford, the big red dog. Now what that breed was, I'd have no idea, but he was huge.  

[02:48:54] Rich Chelson:

God forbid. Yeah. No, I, I don't have enough big enough for him.  

[02:48:59] Bryan Goodwin:

So, but,   but I mean, they are, they're just, they're, they're goofy and   I would love to have a house and, and the time to have been able 1. Well,   the only thing I would draw, I would change about rain   is the fact that she can't hear.   Right. A deaf dog is   a pain in the ass. And what well, actually a deaf dog wouldn't be so bad. A dog that can kind of hear   is a pain in the ass   because she'll kind of hear something and then she'll go berserk.   It's like, oh my God, we're being attacked.   It's like, shut up. It was me. I sneezed.   She'll be at the door. She'll go to the she'll go to the front window, and she'll be looking out at it, looking around, trying to figure out who what what the world's coming on. And she'll go to the bedroom and look out the bedroom windows and look, try to figure out what the heck's going on, and then she'll come along back come back. She'll lay down on me,   which is, you know, the only way that she will lay down is on me.  

And so  

[02:50:11] Rich Chelson:

Oh, damn. That's funny.  

[02:50:13] Duuude-Ron :

Man. Yeah. Not beside you, not near you, on you. Gotta be on me.  

[02:50:19] Bryan Goodwin:

Yeah. And if I'm not in a position to where I can get the where she can get on me, she will try to actually be on my lap. And that's and that's one reason why whenever I go to do my work on the website stuff,   I can't do it in at the house.   Right.   Because I've got a laptop, so I'm to there got   laptop in my lap,   tap it away, and all of a sudden here comes a big nose. So I have to grab a hold of the laptop before she nuzzles it out. And then here comes both legs   as she's sitting there looking around going, alright, let's see. I need to get my other 2 legs up here and she'll start trying to climb up on, on my lap and I'm like going, all right, we've gotta do the SU the man spreading here. So I've got an enough room and then she'll get up there long enough for me to pick her up, move her over, put her on bed.  

[02:51:11] Rich Chelson:

Oh my gosh.  

[02:51:12] Bryan Goodwin:

It's like, dog, you're at no state. You're okay. I'm right here. And   I'm not going anywhere if you'll leave me alone. She's like, I'm not close enough, dad. I need to be close. I gotta be in your skin.  

[02:51:28] Rich Chelson:

So Let's  

[02:51:31] Bryan Goodwin:

see. So but anyhow, so well, I guess we probably need to go ahead and start wrapping up this this particular episode of the show and say thank you to all the folks who have taken the time to come by and listen.   Tammy's her name. Right? Yes. Tammy. Tammy, I'm I'm sure you're probably gonna listen to the last half of this at a later date than when you do. I hope you hear this part because I wanna say give you a personal thank you for, for listening. If you wanna be able to enter,   to to   interact with us, one of the best ways that you can do so at the moment is just go ahead and to send us an email.   That is,   mine is circlecast. That's [email protected],   or you can reach over to rich   over at,   [email protected].  

That is chels0n   atgmail.com.   And if you wanna get ahold of the dude, that is also [email protected]   because, you know,   he doesn't check his email. So   so, anyhow, you reach out to us. We we all,   or at least me and Rich, we take the time to, to pay attention to what our what our emails are as they come in. And,   and listen like to have have running conversations, and and if you have a, a thought or an idea or anything like that, then please, hey, reach out to us. Let us know. Do you, know somebody who would like to listen to this show? Then, hey, reach out. Let us, let us, let them know, and then let us know that you let them know, and we'll we'll give them a shout out on the show and thank you at them in the process.   So, but also we are a, a show that is a value for value based show.  

This is the reason why we, you do not hear an advertisement   anywhere during the show is because it is value for value. We aren't   advertisement based. We're not out to   have   sofa ads on our, on our show. 1, we all already have a mattress. We're gonna,   or sofa. Mattress mattress ad.   Of course, they do. They are making,   sofas that are that are made out of memory foam now. And, seen a couple people yeah. Doing advertisements for them, and it's like,   yeah. That's, that 1, it looks cheap.   2, it is cheap.   3   No. Memory foam all my memory foam stuff catches Alzheimer's, sadly, and just completely forgets who I am.   And so they they forget that they're supposed to expand, and they just stay flat. So   so, yeah, I I I'd have a feeling if that the memory foam sofa would do the same thing. I'd wind up be sitting on the floor with about a quarter inch worth of expired foam.  

So because we use stuff until it is dead. We, you know, we don't use it for a year and a half and go, alright. Well, let's get a new one. No. Because hell,   the Casper and, and,   and   those similar beds,   you would think, oh, okay. They're all just made of memory foam. They're cheap, inexpensive. No. Those are $1,000   freaking mattresses.   Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep. It's like, gee and my freaking knee. And, yeah, I'm gonna talk bad about Casper and those other types of mattresses because, wait, you're not our sponsor so I don't have to worry about it. See, one of the joys of being of not having to worry about sponsors, guys, is we can we can actually share our actual thoughts about products.   And because, you know, after well, we'll help. Good example, my mattress that we're sleeping on at the house   seriously needs to be replaced, and we're looking at trying to figure out how we're gonna do that do that extra payment, which will probably be around April because I'll we'll have another payment taken care of.  

But,   but we've had that mattress for damn near 20 years.  

[02:55:35] Duuude-Ron :

Oh, wow.  

[02:55:37] Bryan Goodwin:

And it is every, you feel every 20 year in there, every year that 20 is poking you in the ass,   in the ribs, because those Springs are starting to give out   and, and stuff. And so, yeah, there's, you'll be rolling around all of a sudden. What the hell was that? You start feeling around. It's like, oh, it's the spring.   So, yeah, it springs are springs are given out. They're breaking. So they last, I mean, we got we'll we'll put our time into it.  

[02:56:04] Rich Chelson:

Well, I think you have too. Well, but I was raised.  

[02:56:09] Bryan Goodwin:

I I had a I had,   several members of the greatest generation   as my as my, great grandparents.   Mhmm. I had great grand and my great grandma and great granddad who lived over in Pottsville, the, you know,   Arthur and, and Thelma Waite,   they,   they were, well, I mean,   my granddad,   he lived long and he was   born in   the 18 nineties.   Oh, wow. And he and he, you know, he saw all think of all   of   the incredible advancements that humans made in his lifetime.   He saw the automobile come rolling in,   the planes come rolling in. The space shuttle   coming in.  



[02:56:58] Rich Chelson:

Wow.  

[02:56:59] Bryan Goodwin:

He got to see all of that.  

[02:57:01] Rich Chelson:

That's   you know, that I   I hope to live that long. I do too.  

[02:57:07] Bryan Goodwin:

That's awesome. I've got at least another 40 years. I've gotta crank out of my body. So that's one reason why I'm trying to lose weight right now.  

[02:57:13] Rich Chelson:

Right. Right.  

[02:57:15] Bryan Goodwin:

But I mean, it's just, we had, you know,   all of that, that he, he got to see. And so,   I forgot exactly where I was going with talking about my great granddad, but anyhow, oh, oh, get the you. So I remember going and sleeping,   he would he would sleep on the couch whenever I come visit   whenever I was smaller   and they had   3 mattresses   on their bed.   And that's because they had mattresses from probably, I think the, probably the newest mattresses, they were all probably maybe in the made in the fifties.   Oh my gosh. And I mean, they they used the the hell out of their stuff. None of theirs. I never saw them   from the time I was a little kid until   until they passed away.  

I never saw them buy   anything new.  

[02:58:06] Rich Chelson:

Wow.  

[02:58:08] Bryan Goodwin:

They all then they all had and the and all reality,   I think the couches now have been changed out,   but the wood furniture,   all still there.   Oh, neat. The grand the grandmother clock that sits on, sits on the the desk at the front room   is the same grandmother clock that has been there since I was a kid. The the chest, the, the the hutch, the in the kitchen   is the same. The dining table is the same. I mean, it there's nothing in that house that's changed, and then we they've been using it, like I said, from the time I was a kid, I was little,   and probably were using it actually before.  

So,   and so they it was when they passed, I was in my twenties or almost in my twenties.  

[02:58:55] Rich Chelson:

Holy cow.  

[02:58:57] Bryan Goodwin:

And then my great aunt moved in   and she   she was, lived in there until,   last year? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. La 2024.   Beginning of 20 no? No. 2023 is when she died. 2024   is when my mom moved in. So, I mean and people we're,   and that's not the only one of my great grandparents. I had my great who who we called my California grandmother. She was our great grandmother. They lived over in, her and her brother Jay I think his brother did my uncle list since he's probably gonna smack me if I get it wrong. But, brother, Jay, they all lived out in Anaheim.   And so,   you know, from time to time, we'd come and see them and and stuff.  

And then my, on my stepmother's side,   there was   2 more sets of great grandparents that I remember growing up with.   And so, yeah, I mean, the greatest generation   was kinda instilled in me, especially with my great granddad,   Arthur Alvin.   He was   he was the the   the guy who   had 2   big ass guards   and always   he was always doing something. He never sat still, and, actually, that's kinda what killed him from what everybody is   is kinda tells me,   is that he was,   trying to go to go to town.   And, he tried to start the car up, but the car wouldn't start. And so he was working in in,   on the car   in sub freezing temperatures.  

Yeah. And, by the time he got that all done and he went in back into the house, it was just too much for him. And,   within the next day he had passed.  

[03:00:58] Rich Chelson:

Oh, wow. So  

[03:01:01] Bryan Goodwin:

yeah. But   yeah. But, I mean, but again, but again, he was he was   in his nineties   when he passed,   And he was out there working on freaking cars. He was bill he was working, doing gardening   up till he was, till he passed away. And he, he had 2, at least one that was a good, good acre   of of   of garden   Yeah. A vegetable garden. And I mean, he even had, bees that sat out there,   to do all the all the pollinating and stuff.  

[03:01:37] Rich Chelson:

That's crazy.  

[03:01:41] Bryan Goodwin:

And so yeah. I mean, I've I've just been one who I don't   if I don't have to throw it away,   then I won't. Now granted, I do know that whenever we do change out,   change out beds this time, yeah, we're gonna get rid of that damn mattress because I'm not torturing anybody else with a with a spring busted spring mattress.   Right. But at the same time unless you don't like them. Well, unless you don't like them, then, yeah, I might have to torture about this. Like, the only thing we got is this mattress right here. Sorry. You have to sleep on it. So   but anyhow, so we   we know value is now that I is a long way, that whole lot, a little spiel. We know what value is. We understand   that   our dollar   in the, in today's,   world doesn't go quite as far as we'd like it to. And so we've not, we're not here to say, you've gotta go off and have a,   buy, you know, buy a,   a a memory foam mattress that will that will degrade on you within a couple years and have you have turn right around and have to spend another grand on another   on another mattress.  

We're here. This what it can we say it's value for value? Yeah. If you could wanna donate money, you could do so. You can go if you've got a, podcasting,   2 point o, a modern podcasting app, most of them have a support this show button somewhere on the on the, the the podcast,   podcast page itself.   And when you click on that, it'll take you over to the PayPal site where you can actually donate   some money over to us to help us pay for   hosting or or,   or somewhere along the way, we may decide, you know what? Let's start let's do some some type of merch. And, you know, if we get enough people like like Tammy and and, and Josh coming on and talking to us and and letting us know that they would like to have some type of merch,   then, yeah, we would like to start, start taking some of the, donation money and turn it into, into merch.  

And then turn around and have that, let y'all use the merchant. You know? Would we be using it, for ourselves?   Well, more than likely, but that's after everything else gets paid.   And so we're not seeing that happen for at least another 10 years. So  

[03:04:11] Rich Chelson:

at  

[03:04:13] Bryan Goodwin:

least.   So so we've got we've got plenty of time, but there's not, we don't worry just solely about the,   about the the money side of the value for value.   If you find value in the show, if you find value in what we're talking about, if you find value in anything that we have done, then, yeah, please   help us out and and show us tell us how much value you found by giving us whatever however much value you found in   us. So, you know, might be   might be a $100 a month. Alright. Great. Awesome. Might be $10 a month. Alright. Great. Awesome. Might be just a one time payment of,   of   1999. Alright. Great. Awesome. Love to hear from you. Love to love to   put you down as a,   as a as a producer of the show,   and and that that you're helping us. But if you're not able to help us in financially speaking, then that's great. We also there's other 2 other ways of of providing value.  

You can provide your time.   You can supply time, or you can supply your talent.   Maybe you're good at, at drawing and so you could do our our our show art or our our episodic art or even our chapter art.   We'd love to have any of it, and we're not it doesn't have to be hand drawn stuff. You could be maybe you're just really good prop jockey, and you can use the anonymous Indians to draw stuff for you.   Then do it.   Right. To not knocking it. If you wanna do it, then all you have to really know is that it's, has to be   actually square. So and no smaller than 1500 by 1500.  

No larger than 4,000 by 4,000.   No. 3000. Sorry. Sorry. 3000 by 3000.   And so if you   can wanna makes, make images that that size, then please   do. If, you time and you wanna help us create chapter,   create the chapters,   let us know. We'd love to be able to have you,   come in and help us out in that form and fashion also.   So there's a lot of ways that you can actually help us out, and, we're we'd be pleased and tickled pink that you, came in and offered your, your assistance.   So, guys, with that, I want again, I wanna say thank y'all for listening,   and we have a a great time talking all the time. And so, Reg, what do you have to say about the,   as our par parting shots?  



[03:06:48] Rich Chelson:

Parting shots.   Well, yeah, it was cool. Tammy, it was cool that you,   was, listening and laughing like you said. You you was rolling on the floor and,   you know,   sending texts and,   yeah, I was reading them to everybody. It was it was a good time.   I wanna do that again. I want   y'all listening out there.   You know? Like Brian said, you know, your your modern podcasting apps,   I believe they can send us messages or whatnot or send us emails.   You know, load it up with questions, and we'll read them like we did these texts.   We'll read these questions on the air and answer them. You know?  

So, yeah,   don't hesitate.   Feel free, and,   thanks to everyone listening because, yeah, I just look before we jumped on and,   looking   like we're at,   17, almost almost 1800 downloads.   You know? So it's, yeah, it's crazy.   But,   yeah, other than that,   just, reach out to us, Brian at circle cast   at g mail dot com or me at,   rich at rchelson   atgmail.com.   And,   yeah. And, dude,   yeah, send it to Brian. Circlecast it. You know that   you didn't think I caught that, did you?   I caught that. It took took me a second for it to roll around, you know, in my rolodex.  

[03:08:22] Duuude-Ron :

But,  

[03:08:24] Rich Chelson:

but yeah. No. Guys, gals, we have a lot of fun.   We talk about anything under the sun, whatever pops into our head.   And like Brian said, this is why we do this   under the podcasting 2.0 thing because we don't censor ourselves   because we're adults. We're humans.   Okay?   And,   you know, we shouldn't have to worry about what we say, and this is why we don't have advertisers because we're not gonna let anyone tell us how to do our show.   That's for us to figure out ourselves. You know? So   other than that, again, thank you for listening. Keep,   keep coming back. Tell your friends.  

You know, tell your loved ones.   Hell, tell people you even hate.   Tell them to give a listen. So that's all I got. Dude, What you got, man?  

[03:09:16] Duuude-Ron :

You awake in What do I have?   Well, let's see.   For those individuals   that are crock haters,   all I can say is   you do you, boo.   I, myself,   am going to enjoy   my crocs.   Again, thank you everybody for listening and participating,   And we enjoy,   you know, being able to beat each other up and, you know, kinda humiliate   each other and, you know, we don't take it personal. So, you know, too many people take things   too personal.   You know, I do in some aspects.   But as far as these 2 guys, I know if they,   cut me down at the knees, then,   you know, it's all out of fun. It's not out of   malicious intent.  

So but, again, thank you for everybody that's listening,   this week, and that's what I have.  

[03:10:23] Bryan Goodwin:

Alright, guys. Well, y'all take care.   And, Rich, dude, appreciate again that y'all came on this time. Glad that I didn't go off and fall asleep on you.   So, anyhow, we will, we will see y'all, next week. Till then,   bye.  

[03:10:40] Rich Chelson:

Later.  

[03:10:41] Duuude-Ron :

Peace out.  

[03:10:43] Bryan Goodwin:

Catch y'all next week, guys. Alright, guys. See you later. Bye. Bye.  

[03:10:52] Duuude-Ron :

Bye. Hello. It blows. There we go.