In this thrilling episode, we delve into an April Fool's Day prank that takes an unexpected turn for Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. What begins as a light-hearted joke orchestrated by Lady Anne Partington and her friends quickly spirals into a genuine mystery when the Elphinstone Emerald is truly stolen. Holmes, initially the target of the prank, must now use his legendary deductive skills to unravel the truth behind the theft, leading to a surprising revelation about the thief's identity.
As the investigation unfolds, Holmes demonstrates his unparalleled ability to deduce the characteristics of the thief from seemingly trivial clues. The episode takes listeners on a journey through the intricacies of Holmes' methods, culminating in a dramatic confrontation with a cunning adversary. The story not only showcases Holmes' brilliance but also introduces a new nemesis, hinting at future encounters. Join us for a captivating tale of deception, deduction, and discovery.
(00:45) Introduction to the New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
(02:24) Dr. Watson's April Fool's Day Story
(03:57) The Encounter at the Criterion Restaurant
(06:00) The April Fool's Day Prank on Sherlock Holmes
(10:54) The Real Theft of the Elfinstone Emerald
(18:36) The Investigation and Revelation
(24:09) The True Culprit Revealed
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There you are, mister Bartell. Punch you to the minute as always. Well, this is one doctor's appointment I'm eager to keep. Nice to say so, my boy. Draw up your usual chair and make yourself comfortable. Thanks. Well, doctor, today is April. Did, anyone try and play any jokes on you? Yes. You did, mister Barto. But I'm happy to say that nobody caught me. Not as in the story that I'm gonna tell you tonight, but an April fools day prank, certain is called a bull's eye. I see you have the dispatch box out again, doctor. Been refreshing your memory? Yes. I have to start telling. When I tell you the adventure took place at 1881, I think you'll agree that after such a lapse of time, a man can hardly rely on memory alone. Eighteen eighty one.
Say doctor, tonight's adventure must have been one of the really early weeks. Yes. It was indeed. In fact, to be exact, it took place only a little while after Sherlock Holmes and I had first met and had taken up lodging together.
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How was the great detective in those early days?
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Fine, mister to me, mister Bartow, to give you an example, my boy. I'd shared our Baker Street lodgings with him for over a month before I was even certain of his profession, the knowledge of which I learned through my awe and astonishment when our first adventure together took place. Oh, that was the one you called the a study in Scarlet, wasn't it? That's right, mister Barto. Remember you got a study in Scarlet. But even after that adventure, I find myself wondering at times what I had let myself in for, sharing lodgings with such a strange companion. It was in one of those moods of doubt and confusion that my story begins.
Late one March evening, I found myself in the neighborhood of Piccadilly Circus. It was cold, and a steady drizzle of rain had dampened my spirits. I thought the glass of wine and the sound of music would put me in a better mood. And and so, mister Bartell, I entered the Criterion restaurant. As I sat with a glass of rare vintage port at my elbow, the orchestra playing a dreamy Strauss waltz in the background, I couldn't help thinking of the last time that I'd been there. It was the night I met a young medical student by the name of Stanford. He was the man who first introduced me to Sherlock Holmes.
Suddenly, I put a cap on my shoulder. I turned and to my amazement, once again, young Stanford was standing before. Watson or should I say doctor Watson? How are you my dear chap? Hello, Stanford. Come sit down. Thanks. I'm glad to see that you're not holding any grudge against me. Why on earth should I do that? For introducing you to Sherlock Holmes. I've reproached myself ever since. I think he's as mad as a hat on. Not at all. He may be eccentric. In fact, I'll admit that he is eccentric, but he's an extraordinary interesting fellow. He'll make a great name for himself as a private detective one of these days. You'll see if I'm not right, Stanford. I saw something about him in the paper the other day. Yes. I think that was the Lowest and Gardens affair, wasn't it? Yes. Yes. It was. He's a brilliant man, Stanford. Quite brilliant. Mhmm. So I must admit he's difficult at times. He works like a fiend as a rule, but occasionally a reaction sets in for days at a time. He'll lie on our sofa hardly uttering a word or moving a muscle from morning to night.
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Impressive, I must say. I think he takes himself too serious. Yes. That's your right. How would you like to join in a little plot? Potto against Holmes? Yes. Yes. Just a rag, you know. We thought it'd be rather fun. We? Murphy and I, we were just talking about it. I'll call him over. Murphy. Oh, is it Murphy? I've seen him before. Stop my hummus. I'm sure you must have done. He's been around at the hospital and anytime you go into the British museum, you'll find him there. Nice fellow, but dull. Definitely dull.
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Yes, Stanford. Oh, this is a friend of mine, John Watson. This is James Murphy. How do I think I've seen you at the hospital? And I know I've seen you, doctor. Oh, sit down and come and join us, won't you? Thank you very much. I was just telling Watson about our little plot. Oh, you you you mean about, Sherlock Holmes? Now now look here. I I'd like you fellows to realize that Holmes is a very good friend of mine. Oh, don't worry, Watson. This is all in good fun. Don't you realize what the date is tomorrow? April 1, isn't it? Yes. April fool's day. Oh, now I see. You're going to play an April fool's day joke on on Holmes. Yes. That's our plan. Well, it's hardly our plan, Stanford. It's really lady Anne Partington's idea. You see, Holmes was very rude to her when she visited the hospital recently, and she wants to, well, you know, take him down a peg at Joe. Sounds innocent enough. But I must say he isn't trying to be rather elegant at times. Well, what's what's the plan? Well, we'll need your help, Watson. You must be careful not to give the joke away. I'll bet you a fiver that Holmes falls for the whole story, hook, line, and sinker. Now here's exactly what we are planning to do. Lady Anne is going to call on Holmes at Baker Street in the morning.
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Lady Anne, I'm very excited that you called to see me in my professional capacity. Surely, my dear man, you didn't think this was a social call. You are much too rude to me at the hospital the other day for that. That was the point I was trying to make. My dear. Take this chair, won't you ready? I have my most comfortable chair in the room. Oh, thank you, doctor Watson. And now what can I do to help you? You've heard of the elfin stone emerald. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. A magnificent stone of very considerable value. An heirloom in your family, I believe. Yes, mister Holmes. I keep it in a wall safe in my bedroom. This morning, when I had occasion to go to the safe,
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I discovered that the emerald had been stolen. Stolen? Scott, shocking business. Of course, you want mister Holmes to recover it for you. A remarkable deduction, my dear doctor.
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Lady Anne, when you opened the safe, did you observe any signs of it having been tampered with? Oh, I I think it's rather stupid to sit and answer questions here in Baker Street.
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Why don't you come over to my house in Cavendish Square and examine the safe for yourself?
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You are a detective, aren't you? Lady Anne, just now you accuse me of rudeness. I assure you that mine at least was unintentional. Oh, come, come, come, Holmes. Don't be so touchy. I can promise you a substantial fee, mister Holmes. I'm a struggling practitioner and a new profession. My poverty, but not my will consent. I pay thy poverty
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and not thy will. You see, I can promote my Shakespeare too, mister Holmes. My carriage is waiting, gentlemen. Let's drive over to Cavendish Square at once, shall we?
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This is the wall safe, mister Holmes. Not too difficult. It's safe to crack for an expert. You placed the emerald in it last night, you say? Yes. When I went to bed. And this morning it had gone. Well, surely Holmes, this is a good occasion to use that magnifying glass that you're always fitting about. Excellent occasion, my dear doctor. That's why I brought it with me. Uh-huh. That's very interesting. What is it? This safe was opened by an expert. There's a sign of it's having been forced. Hello? What have you discovered? There's a peculiar tarnish on the steel knob. It was obviously handled by someone whose fingers are habitually stained with chemicals. Amazing harm. Elementary, my dear doctor.
Where does that doily do? My boudoir. I should like to examine it if I may. Oh, but of course. Thank you, Lady Anne.
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Doctor Watson,
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this is the most beautiful April fools day fraud I've ever played. Murphy was right. He has fallen for it. Hooked, violent, and sinker. Just to say, I'm beginning to feel guilty.
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I can't help feeling a bit disloyal. Oh, nonsense. It's all in fun. Is tampered and mister Murphy listening? Yes. They're next door in my drawing room. I'm sure their ears are positively glued to the keyhole. Well, I do hope Holmes won't be angry with me. She carry comes. Nothing of any interest in
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there. The windows haven't been tampered with. We may presume therefore that the thief did not enter by an upstairs window. Lady Anne. Yes, mister Holmes. This room has not been touched since you discovered your loss. Oh, no. I told the servants to leave it exactly as it was while I came to fetch you. Splendid. Splendid. Deep file carpet. Could you get up?
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The thief was a tall man with a long stride. Come, come, come Holmes. I know your methods, but there aren't any footprints on this carpet that that you can identify
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even with your magnifying glass. Okay, doctor. I've studied many crimes, and I've never seen one yet that, was committed by a flying creature. As long as a criminal remains one of his two legs, there must be some some titling displacement to be detected by a keen observer. I assure you that the marks on this carpet indicate that the thief, was a tall man with a long stride. Places of tobacco ash. Pipe tobacco. Jag tobacco that sells at 4p amounts. Now really, mister Holmes. How can you possibly identify an individual tobacco? Oh, it's a hobby of mine. In fact, I've even written a monograph on the subject. Now one more look at the space itself. Hello.
What's this Paradisio? What? It was it. The face of Rosie. Lady Anne, I suggest that you get in touch with Scott and Yard at once. You mean that you've solved it home? I mean, my dear doctor, that I can give you a reasonably complete picture of the thief, and that picture is so individual that I'd be surprised if it would fit more than one man in London. Right. This is pure magic, mister Holmes. Please describe him to me. Well, he's a tall man. The width of his stride indicates that, and he's thin. What enables you to tell that, Holmes? His footprints have made a remarkably light indentation on the lap of the carpet. Our thief dabbles extensively in chemicals as indicated by the tarnishing of the knob on the safe. And the traces of rosin would suggest that he plays the violin also.
He smokes shag tobacco, has a great practical knowledge of the ways of combination locks, and he's obviously in close contact with the criminal pluses. How do you know that, mister Holmes? Well, he wouldn't steal a famous stone unless he knew how to dispose of it through some trustworthy fetish. Yes. It's a very comprehensive picture, Holmes. I almost feel as if I knew the chap. Thank you, doctor. I'm sure there's only one man in London, and it shouldn't be hard to praise him.
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I agree entirely, mister Holmes. Doctor Watson, I think the joke has gone far enough. Joke? What do you mean? You're quite right, Holmes, in in saying there's only one such man in London.
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You've just given a perfect description of yourself.
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Oh, April fool. Still for Stanford. Mr. Murphy, you can come in now. April fool. Come along here into the drawing room, everyone. Let us drink a glass of wine to mister Holmes who has so graciously forgiven us for the little trick we played on him. And also to doctor Stanford who thought of the whole idea. Oh, no hard feelings, Holmes. Oh, no, doctor.
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It was a rather embarrassing experience. When Murphy told me about the plan, I I just couldn't resist joining him. Ah, here you are, Holmes. Here's a drink. Thank you, Stanford. You know Murphy, don't you? No. I don't think we've met. How'd you do, sir? How'd you do, Holmes? How did you like the little game we played on you? It was rather a salutary experience. I suppose you gave them all the details to build up the picture of me, doctor? Yes. I did, Holmes. And knowing some of your methods, he tried to plant every clue that you'd pick up. Very neat job too. And incidentally, a perfect example of the dangers of deductions based on purely circumstantial evidence. I shall profit from this little lesson. I must say it was worth a fortune in Emeralds to see your face, Holmes, when you realized what you'd done. Well, the joke's over now. By the way, where is Lady Anne? I believe she said she was going to fetch the orphan stone emerald. She thought you might be interested in seeing it. She probably feels the sight of it will sell my wounded vanity. Oh, here she comes now. Mister Holmes? Mister Holmes. It's got what's wrong? What's happened, lady Ann? The Emerald. It's not where I hid it. This time it's really stolen.
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Doctor Watson, your April fool's day plot kind of backfired on you, didn't it? Yes. Mister Bartell, it was a perfect example of the,
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the biter bit. But what happened next? I suppose Sherlock Holmes went into action once again. That's fair, mister Bartell, and it cleared in my heart to see the change in the fuller. I confess I felt wrong ashamed of my part in the prank, for I could see that Holmes' pride had been hurt.
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Now, the definite crime before him, the difference was amazing. He suddenly became a dynamo, galvanized into action as he stood there, firing questions of the other members.
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Lady Anne, who decide yourself knew of this fresh hiding place? Both Murphy and I did. Yes. After we left our deliberate clues on the safe, we went with Lady Anne and saw her secrete the emerald in the top drawer of her dressing table. We thought it would be all right there. After all, as soon as the joke was over, I was going to put it back in the safe. Now, I think our wisest plan before we question the servants would be for each one of you who were in this April fool's day prank to submit to being searched. Holmes, surely you don't suggest that any one of us took the emerald? No, Stanford. I don't. But if any one of you four are not guilty, this will be a splendid way of proving your innocence. I stay steady, Holmes. You're not suggesting that Lady Anne stole her own emeralds, are you? Are you, mister Holmes? I'm suggesting nothing. But I may point out that the recent vogue for the insurance companies has provided another interesting motive for these so called theft. I resent your insinuation. It's outrageous. Lady Anne, if I'm to recover your emerald, I must at least consider every possibility.
The search is the most immediate practical action. Perhaps you'll retire into the next room when I persuade these gentlemen to submit to being searched. Very well. But but I think you're in danger of making a fool of yourself once again. Wait. Don't don't go, Lady Anne. Search won't be necessary. What do you mean, mother? I
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I I must throw myself on your mercy, Lady Anne. I confess that I stole the emerald. Mercy. After you put it in the drawer, Lady Anne, I I slipped back into the room and took it out. Murphy, that's a criminal action. I I know it, but I'm poor. I need money desperately for my mathematical research. I knew the emerald was priceless and I, well, I couldn't resist the temptation to take advantage of a joke. Here, Lady Anne, here's the stone, and please don't prosecute me. Please don't. It'd be my ruin. May I examine the Emerald, Lady Anne? Thank you. Well, Mr. Murphy, I won't pretend that I'm not deeply shocked. I must ask you to leave my house. But you won't prosecute me, will you? It was a moment's temptation.
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No. No. I won't prosecute you. Holmes,
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what are you doing with the emerald? Well, knowing something of the deceptive ways of thieves, I came on this case fully prepared to test the emerald when I found it. Now, a drop of this acid on this vial. So Mister Holmes, what are you doing? You'll enter the stone. Oh, no. Not if it's a true emerald. Uh-huh. Look at that. Good lord. The acid eating to the stoneless if it was sugar. Then that means It means, lady Anne, that mister Murphy has just imperiled his honor and his freedom to steal a singularly beautiful fake.
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Mister Holmes, this joke has turned into a nightmare.
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Is there no way of recovering my emeralds? I hope so, Lady Anne. I've been taking steps in their logical order. The servants have all been questioned. We've searched mister Stamford and mister Murphy. Yes. Most humiliating experience. Made me feel like a criminal. Well, personally, I was only too thankful to submit to a search this time. I knew I had nothing to worry about. Knew yourself, Lydia, and you you consented to being searched by the police matron that Holmes sent for? Only because he threatened to send for the police if I didn't.
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But distasteful though it was, I'd rather endure that than have this story on the front pages of the newspapers. And in spite of all these rather unfriendly proceedings, we've got exactly nowhere as regards finding the emerald. No, miss Tamplin. But we have at least eliminated the possibility
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that the thief is secreting the jewel on his person. Still somewhere in these two rooms, Holmes? I think so. Though there is one remaining possibility. And that is? That the fake stone was substituted for the real emerald sometime before all of you engineered your April fool's day joke. Oh, no, mister Holmes. That's not possible.
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I know it was the genuine emerald I took out of the safe this morning. How can you be sure?
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The substitute was an excellent imitation. Without a chemical test such as I performed, it would be hard to be certain. I can tell you why I'm certain.
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Last night, Papa came to dinner and brought a mister van der Leiter of Amsterdam. He examined the stone and you'll agree that a jewel expert like that couldn't be fooled. That's true, Lady Anne. And what did you do with the emerald after mister van der Leiter left? I locked it in my safe and went to bed. Mhmm. I didn't unlock the safe again until doctor Stamford and mister Murphy came here this morning. That settles it then. The real emerald is still hidden somewhere in these two rooms. But where? That's the question. I must say it's completely mystifying.
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Well, let's go back to what we were all doing at the exact moment you came into the room, lady Anne, and informed us of the loss of your stone. Now we were We were drinking a toast to you and That's it. Lady Anne, Hard thinking is,
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well, it's thirsty work. Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me get you something.
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A glass of port that is No. No. Thank you. But I, I observe that you have a remarkably comprehensive assortment of the curds.
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I wonder if I might have a glass of Creme de Mont. Oh, of course. I'll get it for you. Creme de Mont in the middle of the day, home. I knew you're eccentric, but this really ticked. This bottle, it it clinged as I picked it up. I thought it might be, Diane. There's something inside it. Allow me, madam. Thank you.
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I'm sure you won't mind if I waste this liquor on the Aspidistra. So Lady Anne, allow me to restore to you the Alfredson Emerald.
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Great Scott. Amazing. Fantastic.
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Ingenious.
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The one safe hiding place in the room. Where could a green gem be more effectively hidden than in a bottle of green liquor? But who stole it? Who substituted the fake stone? Frankly, I don't care. The gem is restored. That that's all that matters.
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I prefer not to go to court. Neither you nor I, mister Sherlock Holmes, would show up in the best of lights. And my father would disapprove of this whole affair, I'm afraid. Just as you wish, lady Anne.
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In either case, I shall expect your check for my services in due course.
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Here we are at the Criterion again, Stanford. Won't you come in and join us for lunch? Thanks, Watson. But I'll keep the cabin go on. I actually have a patient this afternoon.
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A rare and delightful experience for a young doctor as you probably know. As rare and delightful as a client is for a young detective. I quite understand and I'm correspondingly grateful to you for your your profitable folks. I'm glad it was profitable for you. Personally, I feel pretty stupid about the whole thing. Well, goodbye. Goodbye, O'Fallon. Goodbye. 39 On Square, Kevin.
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You're remarkably
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quiet, my friend. Why? I'm afraid my conscience won't let me do much talking, doctor. I'm heartily ashamed of myself. Well, thanks to the left out. I'll leave you perhaps. Oh, no. Johnson, you'll join us for lunch, Murphy. But, no buts about it, Ansys. Come on. What? I'll talk. They're nice of you. Oh, come, come, come, Murphy. Any one of us can make a foolish mistake. It's just lucky that you didn't have to pay for yours.
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What's your wishes, sir David? Yes. To three, please. This way, monsieur.
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Does this day be pleased you? Excellent. Thank you. Alright, George. I'm as hungry as a hunter. How about you, Murphy? No. I'm afraid I have very little appetite. This whole case has upset me dreadfully. You mustn't take it so much to heart, Murphy. And by the way, doctor, I'd like to have your opinion on the case. Who do you think staged the theft of the emerald today? Perfectly obvious to me, lady Anne Pilington did it herself to collect insurance money. If she hadn't, she'd have insisted on your finding the thief. But, you needn't worry, Olga. You get your fee all right, I'm sure. Oh, I'm not worrying about the fee.
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But I assure you, lady Anne did not engineer that fraud today. You you you mean that it was Stanford? Tell him who was responsible, my dear Murphy. But how should I know? Oh, come now, Murphy. Let's not fence any longer. You did an excellent job, a superlative job. I was, almost sorry, disappointed for you. I don't think I understand you, Homer. Yes. You do, Murphy. You're a splendid actor too. I was so deeply touched when you were apparently still on a fake jewel and, all the time you knew that the real one was safely hidden in the bottle of Cres du Mont. The abstracted that, your leisure.
Juice can't go. Holmes, do you mind telling me what's going on here? I'm completely and absolutely in the dark. Surely, it's obvious, my dear doctor. The imitation emerald was a brilliant copy. What makes you so sure of that, my dear doctor? Because this April fool's day hoax was only conceived yesterday or that is what you wish the others to believe, such a superb paste gem could not have been made at such short notice. Therefore, it must have been prepared by someone who knew about the hoax before it was arranged. Now my dear doctor, when Stanford told you about the plan last night, whose idea did he say it was? He told me that it was lady Ann Farlington's plan. Precisely. And yet lady Ann referred to it today as Stamper's idea.
Obviously, you, my dear Murphy, presented the plan to each as the notion of the other. And so only you could have arranged the real theft behind the hoax. I repeat
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a splendid job. Thank you, mister Holmes. May I,
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may I also compliment you on your cleverness in frustrating my plot? Look here. What is all this? One of you is a criminal, the other is a detective. If you're throwing each other compliments, it's as if you were in the same profession. The dividing line between the criminal and the criminal investigator
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is thinner than you might imagine, my dear doctor. How very true, my dear Holmes.
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Would you consider coming over to my side of the line? Together, we'll get make an unbeatable tea. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you flatter me. Nevertheless, I must decline your offer, mister Murphy. Oh, a pity. On your side of the line, you'll never be a rich man. By the way, for your edification, my name is not Murphy, though Stanford insists on thinking it is. Then what is your name, you scoundrel? Your friend says the word scoundrel so much better than you, doctor. My name?
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My name is Mercury.
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Oh, indeed. Spelled m u r t r y? No. Dear me, I have so much trouble with my name. People will either misspell it or mispronounce it. I'm afraid I'll have to begin calling it the way it looks. M o r I a r t y.
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Moriarty. Moriarty. I shall remember that name. I have a feeling we shall meet again. I trust that we shall.
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You've won the first round Sherlock Holmes. I admit that. But I believe that,
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a return match is indicated. I shall look forward to it, Moriarty. And now, doctor, I can't stand your bill for Blair and Snogwr. Let's order luck, shall we?
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Tucker, that was a pretty hectic April fool's day. It was. I I never want to see another one exactly like it. I don't blame you. You know, I'd sure hate to have someone come to my house and pull a trick like that on me. Why, mister Bartell, do you have a precious emerald you you fear may be stolen? Are you kidding? I wouldn't know the difference between a precious emerald and a piece of green glass, but when it comes to rubies, that's something else. Oh, you would know a ruby when you, when you saw it. Sure. Because a ruby has exactly the same color as a glass of Petri California port held up to the light. Mister Bartel, you can find more excuses
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for talking about Petri wine than any man in the entire world. Believe me. Excuses, doctor.
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Well, doctor Watson, what's the prescription for next week's week? Well, next week, mister Bartel, I'm gonna tell you a rather unusual story. It concerns a series of strange disappearances and a murder without apparent reason, and yet it was a case that Sherlock Holmes solved without ever meeting any of the suspects. I call it the singer affair with disappearing scientists. Well, I'm sure we'll all wanna hear that one, doctor. Oh, I'm sure. Well, we got that. Oh, well, before you go, mister Bartell, I want to urge our friends to do all they can to save on the use of all wheat and rice product and also fats and oils.
There are millions of families literally starving to death in Europe and Asia. They're not being asked to give them our food, but just being asked to take it easy on certain foods so that there will be some left for them to buy. I know there isn't one person listening to me tonight who would knowingly let anyone starve. And remember, unless you do help, thousands of little children will starve. So please, let's share a meal and save a life.
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Tonight's Sherlock Holmes adventure was written by Dennis Green and Anthony Boucher and was suggested by an incident in sir Arthur Conan Doyle's story, a study in Scarlet. Music is by Dean Fossler. Mister Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer, and mister Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petrie Wine Company of San Francisco, California invites you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studio. This is Harry Bartel saying good night for the Petrie family.
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Petri wine brings you Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce in the new adventures of Sherlock Holmes. The Petrie family, the family that took time to bring you good wine, invites you to listen to doctor Watson tell us another exciting adventure he shared with his old friend, that master detective Sherlock Holmes. And right now, I'd like to just briefly mention an idea you ought to try tomorrow night just before you sit down to dinner. Just pour yourself a glass of that good Petri California sherry. Petri sherry is the perfect before dinner wine. It's cheerful, glowing amber color looks festive and it sort of lends an air of importance to the occasion.
As for the wine itself, just taste it. At Petri sherry is not just ordinary wine. No, sir. One sip and you know that wonderful sun ripened grapes went into its making. Yes. And you know that Petri's sherry was carefully watched over every step of the way. Incidentally, Petri makes two kinds of sherry, regular sherry and Petri pale dry. If you're not sure just which kind you and your friends will like best, try them both. Don't buy one, buy two. But when it comes to sherry or any other wine for that matter, be sure you always buy Petri. And now I'm certain our good friend doctor Watson's waiting for us. Let's go in and join.
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There you are, mister Bartell. Punch you to the minute as always. Well, this is one doctor's appointment I'm eager to keep. Nice to say so, my boy. Draw up your usual chair and make yourself comfortable. Thanks. Well, doctor, today is April. Did, anyone try and play any jokes on you? Yes. You did, mister Barto. But I'm happy to say that nobody caught me. Not as in the story that I'm gonna tell you tonight, but an April fools day prank, certain is called a bull's eye. I see you have the dispatch box out again, doctor. Been refreshing your memory? Yes. I have to start telling. When I tell you the adventure took place at 1881, I think you'll agree that after such a lapse of time, a man can hardly rely on memory alone. Eighteen eighty one.
Say doctor, tonight's adventure must have been one of the really early weeks. Yes. It was indeed. In fact, to be exact, it took place only a little while after Sherlock Holmes and I had first met and had taken up lodging together.
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How was the great detective in those early days?
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Fine, mister to me, mister Bartow, to give you an example, my boy. I'd shared our Baker Street lodgings with him for over a month before I was even certain of his profession, the knowledge of which I learned through my awe and astonishment when our first adventure together took place. Oh, that was the one you called the a study in Scarlet, wasn't it? That's right, mister Barto. Remember you got a study in Scarlet. But even after that adventure, I find myself wondering at times what I had let myself in for, sharing lodgings with such a strange companion. It was in one of those moods of doubt and confusion that my story begins.
Late one March evening, I found myself in the neighborhood of Piccadilly Circus. It was cold, and a steady drizzle of rain had dampened my spirits. I thought the glass of wine and the sound of music would put me in a better mood. And and so, mister Bartell, I entered the Criterion restaurant. As I sat with a glass of rare vintage port at my elbow, the orchestra playing a dreamy Strauss waltz in the background, I couldn't help thinking of the last time that I'd been there. It was the night I met a young medical student by the name of Stanford. He was the man who first introduced me to Sherlock Holmes.
Suddenly, I put a cap on my shoulder. I turned and to my amazement, once again, young Stanford was standing before. Watson or should I say doctor Watson? How are you my dear chap? Hello, Stanford. Come sit down. Thanks. I'm glad to see that you're not holding any grudge against me. Why on earth should I do that? For introducing you to Sherlock Holmes. I've reproached myself ever since. I think he's as mad as a hat on. Not at all. He may be eccentric. In fact, I'll admit that he is eccentric, but he's an extraordinary interesting fellow. He'll make a great name for himself as a private detective one of these days. You'll see if I'm not right, Stanford. I saw something about him in the paper the other day. Yes. I think that was the Lowest and Gardens affair, wasn't it? Yes. Yes. It was. He's a brilliant man, Stanford. Quite brilliant. Mhmm. So I must admit he's difficult at times. He works like a fiend as a rule, but occasionally a reaction sets in for days at a time. He'll lie on our sofa hardly uttering a word or moving a muscle from morning to night.
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Impressive, I must say. I think he takes himself too serious. Yes. That's your right. How would you like to join in a little plot? Potto against Holmes? Yes. Yes. Just a rag, you know. We thought it'd be rather fun. We? Murphy and I, we were just talking about it. I'll call him over. Murphy. Oh, is it Murphy? I've seen him before. Stop my hummus. I'm sure you must have done. He's been around at the hospital and anytime you go into the British museum, you'll find him there. Nice fellow, but dull. Definitely dull.
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Yes, Stanford. Oh, this is a friend of mine, John Watson. This is James Murphy. How do I think I've seen you at the hospital? And I know I've seen you, doctor. Oh, sit down and come and join us, won't you? Thank you very much. I was just telling Watson about our little plot. Oh, you you you mean about, Sherlock Holmes? Now now look here. I I'd like you fellows to realize that Holmes is a very good friend of mine. Oh, don't worry, Watson. This is all in good fun. Don't you realize what the date is tomorrow? April 1, isn't it? Yes. April fool's day. Oh, now I see. You're going to play an April fool's day joke on on Holmes. Yes. That's our plan. Well, it's hardly our plan, Stanford. It's really lady Anne Partington's idea. You see, Holmes was very rude to her when she visited the hospital recently, and she wants to, well, you know, take him down a peg at Joe. Sounds innocent enough. But I must say he isn't trying to be rather elegant at times. Well, what's what's the plan? Well, we'll need your help, Watson. You must be careful not to give the joke away. I'll bet you a fiver that Holmes falls for the whole story, hook, line, and sinker. Now here's exactly what we are planning to do. Lady Anne is going to call on Holmes at Baker Street in the morning.
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Lady Anne, I'm very excited that you called to see me in my professional capacity. Surely, my dear man, you didn't think this was a social call. You are much too rude to me at the hospital the other day for that. That was the point I was trying to make. My dear. Take this chair, won't you ready? I have my most comfortable chair in the room. Oh, thank you, doctor Watson. And now what can I do to help you? You've heard of the elfin stone emerald. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. A magnificent stone of very considerable value. An heirloom in your family, I believe. Yes, mister Holmes. I keep it in a wall safe in my bedroom. This morning, when I had occasion to go to the safe,
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I discovered that the emerald had been stolen. Stolen? Scott, shocking business. Of course, you want mister Holmes to recover it for you. A remarkable deduction, my dear doctor.
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Lady Anne, when you opened the safe, did you observe any signs of it having been tampered with? Oh, I I think it's rather stupid to sit and answer questions here in Baker Street.
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Why don't you come over to my house in Cavendish Square and examine the safe for yourself?
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You are a detective, aren't you? Lady Anne, just now you accuse me of rudeness. I assure you that mine at least was unintentional. Oh, come, come, come, Holmes. Don't be so touchy. I can promise you a substantial fee, mister Holmes. I'm a struggling practitioner and a new profession. My poverty, but not my will consent. I pay thy poverty
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and not thy will. You see, I can promote my Shakespeare too, mister Holmes. My carriage is waiting, gentlemen. Let's drive over to Cavendish Square at once, shall we?
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This is the wall safe, mister Holmes. Not too difficult. It's safe to crack for an expert. You placed the emerald in it last night, you say? Yes. When I went to bed. And this morning it had gone. Well, surely Holmes, this is a good occasion to use that magnifying glass that you're always fitting about. Excellent occasion, my dear doctor. That's why I brought it with me. Uh-huh. That's very interesting. What is it? This safe was opened by an expert. There's a sign of it's having been forced. Hello? What have you discovered? There's a peculiar tarnish on the steel knob. It was obviously handled by someone whose fingers are habitually stained with chemicals. Amazing harm. Elementary, my dear doctor.
Where does that doily do? My boudoir. I should like to examine it if I may. Oh, but of course. Thank you, Lady Anne.
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Doctor Watson,
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this is the most beautiful April fools day fraud I've ever played. Murphy was right. He has fallen for it. Hooked, violent, and sinker. Just to say, I'm beginning to feel guilty.
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I can't help feeling a bit disloyal. Oh, nonsense. It's all in fun. Is tampered and mister Murphy listening? Yes. They're next door in my drawing room. I'm sure their ears are positively glued to the keyhole. Well, I do hope Holmes won't be angry with me. She carry comes. Nothing of any interest in
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there. The windows haven't been tampered with. We may presume therefore that the thief did not enter by an upstairs window. Lady Anne. Yes, mister Holmes. This room has not been touched since you discovered your loss. Oh, no. I told the servants to leave it exactly as it was while I came to fetch you. Splendid. Splendid. Deep file carpet. Could you get up?
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The thief was a tall man with a long stride. Come, come, come Holmes. I know your methods, but there aren't any footprints on this carpet that that you can identify
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even with your magnifying glass. Okay, doctor. I've studied many crimes, and I've never seen one yet that, was committed by a flying creature. As long as a criminal remains one of his two legs, there must be some some titling displacement to be detected by a keen observer. I assure you that the marks on this carpet indicate that the thief, was a tall man with a long stride. Places of tobacco ash. Pipe tobacco. Jag tobacco that sells at 4p amounts. Now really, mister Holmes. How can you possibly identify an individual tobacco? Oh, it's a hobby of mine. In fact, I've even written a monograph on the subject. Now one more look at the space itself. Hello.
What's this Paradisio? What? It was it. The face of Rosie. Lady Anne, I suggest that you get in touch with Scott and Yard at once. You mean that you've solved it home? I mean, my dear doctor, that I can give you a reasonably complete picture of the thief, and that picture is so individual that I'd be surprised if it would fit more than one man in London. Right. This is pure magic, mister Holmes. Please describe him to me. Well, he's a tall man. The width of his stride indicates that, and he's thin. What enables you to tell that, Holmes? His footprints have made a remarkably light indentation on the lap of the carpet. Our thief dabbles extensively in chemicals as indicated by the tarnishing of the knob on the safe. And the traces of rosin would suggest that he plays the violin also.
He smokes shag tobacco, has a great practical knowledge of the ways of combination locks, and he's obviously in close contact with the criminal pluses. How do you know that, mister Holmes? Well, he wouldn't steal a famous stone unless he knew how to dispose of it through some trustworthy fetish. Yes. It's a very comprehensive picture, Holmes. I almost feel as if I knew the chap. Thank you, doctor. I'm sure there's only one man in London, and it shouldn't be hard to praise him.
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I agree entirely, mister Holmes. Doctor Watson, I think the joke has gone far enough. Joke? What do you mean? You're quite right, Holmes, in in saying there's only one such man in London.
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You've just given a perfect description of yourself.
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Oh, April fool. Still for Stanford. Mr. Murphy, you can come in now. April fool. Come along here into the drawing room, everyone. Let us drink a glass of wine to mister Holmes who has so graciously forgiven us for the little trick we played on him. And also to doctor Stanford who thought of the whole idea. Oh, no hard feelings, Holmes. Oh, no, doctor.
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It was a rather embarrassing experience. When Murphy told me about the plan, I I just couldn't resist joining him. Ah, here you are, Holmes. Here's a drink. Thank you, Stanford. You know Murphy, don't you? No. I don't think we've met. How'd you do, sir? How'd you do, Holmes? How did you like the little game we played on you? It was rather a salutary experience. I suppose you gave them all the details to build up the picture of me, doctor? Yes. I did, Holmes. And knowing some of your methods, he tried to plant every clue that you'd pick up. Very neat job too. And incidentally, a perfect example of the dangers of deductions based on purely circumstantial evidence. I shall profit from this little lesson. I must say it was worth a fortune in Emeralds to see your face, Holmes, when you realized what you'd done. Well, the joke's over now. By the way, where is Lady Anne? I believe she said she was going to fetch the orphan stone emerald. She thought you might be interested in seeing it. She probably feels the sight of it will sell my wounded vanity. Oh, here she comes now. Mister Holmes? Mister Holmes. It's got what's wrong? What's happened, lady Ann? The Emerald. It's not where I hid it. This time it's really stolen.
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Doctor Watson, your April fool's day plot kind of backfired on you, didn't it? Yes. Mister Bartell, it was a perfect example of the,
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the biter bit. But what happened next? I suppose Sherlock Holmes went into action once again. That's fair, mister Bartell, and it cleared in my heart to see the change in the fuller. I confess I felt wrong ashamed of my part in the prank, for I could see that Holmes' pride had been hurt.
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Now, the definite crime before him, the difference was amazing. He suddenly became a dynamo, galvanized into action as he stood there, firing questions of the other members.
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Lady Anne, who decide yourself knew of this fresh hiding place? Both Murphy and I did. Yes. After we left our deliberate clues on the safe, we went with Lady Anne and saw her secrete the emerald in the top drawer of her dressing table. We thought it would be all right there. After all, as soon as the joke was over, I was going to put it back in the safe. Now, I think our wisest plan before we question the servants would be for each one of you who were in this April fool's day prank to submit to being searched. Holmes, surely you don't suggest that any one of us took the emerald? No, Stanford. I don't. But if any one of you four are not guilty, this will be a splendid way of proving your innocence. I stay steady, Holmes. You're not suggesting that Lady Anne stole her own emeralds, are you? Are you, mister Holmes? I'm suggesting nothing. But I may point out that the recent vogue for the insurance companies has provided another interesting motive for these so called theft. I resent your insinuation. It's outrageous. Lady Anne, if I'm to recover your emerald, I must at least consider every possibility.
The search is the most immediate practical action. Perhaps you'll retire into the next room when I persuade these gentlemen to submit to being searched. Very well. But but I think you're in danger of making a fool of yourself once again. Wait. Don't don't go, Lady Anne. Search won't be necessary. What do you mean, mother? I
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I I must throw myself on your mercy, Lady Anne. I confess that I stole the emerald. Mercy. After you put it in the drawer, Lady Anne, I I slipped back into the room and took it out. Murphy, that's a criminal action. I I know it, but I'm poor. I need money desperately for my mathematical research. I knew the emerald was priceless and I, well, I couldn't resist the temptation to take advantage of a joke. Here, Lady Anne, here's the stone, and please don't prosecute me. Please don't. It'd be my ruin. May I examine the Emerald, Lady Anne? Thank you. Well, Mr. Murphy, I won't pretend that I'm not deeply shocked. I must ask you to leave my house. But you won't prosecute me, will you? It was a moment's temptation.
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No. No. I won't prosecute you. Holmes,
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what are you doing with the emerald? Well, knowing something of the deceptive ways of thieves, I came on this case fully prepared to test the emerald when I found it. Now, a drop of this acid on this vial. So Mister Holmes, what are you doing? You'll enter the stone. Oh, no. Not if it's a true emerald. Uh-huh. Look at that. Good lord. The acid eating to the stoneless if it was sugar. Then that means It means, lady Anne, that mister Murphy has just imperiled his honor and his freedom to steal a singularly beautiful fake.
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Mister Holmes, this joke has turned into a nightmare.
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Is there no way of recovering my emeralds? I hope so, Lady Anne. I've been taking steps in their logical order. The servants have all been questioned. We've searched mister Stamford and mister Murphy. Yes. Most humiliating experience. Made me feel like a criminal. Well, personally, I was only too thankful to submit to a search this time. I knew I had nothing to worry about. Knew yourself, Lydia, and you you consented to being searched by the police matron that Holmes sent for? Only because he threatened to send for the police if I didn't.
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But distasteful though it was, I'd rather endure that than have this story on the front pages of the newspapers. And in spite of all these rather unfriendly proceedings, we've got exactly nowhere as regards finding the emerald. No, miss Tamplin. But we have at least eliminated the possibility
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that the thief is secreting the jewel on his person. Still somewhere in these two rooms, Holmes? I think so. Though there is one remaining possibility. And that is? That the fake stone was substituted for the real emerald sometime before all of you engineered your April fool's day joke. Oh, no, mister Holmes. That's not possible.
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I know it was the genuine emerald I took out of the safe this morning. How can you be sure?
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The substitute was an excellent imitation. Without a chemical test such as I performed, it would be hard to be certain. I can tell you why I'm certain.
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Last night, Papa came to dinner and brought a mister van der Leiter of Amsterdam. He examined the stone and you'll agree that a jewel expert like that couldn't be fooled. That's true, Lady Anne. And what did you do with the emerald after mister van der Leiter left? I locked it in my safe and went to bed. Mhmm. I didn't unlock the safe again until doctor Stamford and mister Murphy came here this morning. That settles it then. The real emerald is still hidden somewhere in these two rooms. But where? That's the question. I must say it's completely mystifying.
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Well, let's go back to what we were all doing at the exact moment you came into the room, lady Anne, and informed us of the loss of your stone. Now we were We were drinking a toast to you and That's it. Lady Anne, Hard thinking is,
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well, it's thirsty work. Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me get you something.
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A glass of port that is No. No. Thank you. But I, I observe that you have a remarkably comprehensive assortment of the curds.
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I wonder if I might have a glass of Creme de Mont. Oh, of course. I'll get it for you. Creme de Mont in the middle of the day, home. I knew you're eccentric, but this really ticked. This bottle, it it clinged as I picked it up. I thought it might be, Diane. There's something inside it. Allow me, madam. Thank you.
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I'm sure you won't mind if I waste this liquor on the Aspidistra. So Lady Anne, allow me to restore to you the Alfredson Emerald.
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Great Scott. Amazing. Fantastic.
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Ingenious.
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The one safe hiding place in the room. Where could a green gem be more effectively hidden than in a bottle of green liquor? But who stole it? Who substituted the fake stone? Frankly, I don't care. The gem is restored. That that's all that matters.
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I prefer not to go to court. Neither you nor I, mister Sherlock Holmes, would show up in the best of lights. And my father would disapprove of this whole affair, I'm afraid. Just as you wish, lady Anne.
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In either case, I shall expect your check for my services in due course.
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Here we are at the Criterion again, Stanford. Won't you come in and join us for lunch? Thanks, Watson. But I'll keep the cabin go on. I actually have a patient this afternoon.
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A rare and delightful experience for a young doctor as you probably know. As rare and delightful as a client is for a young detective. I quite understand and I'm correspondingly grateful to you for your your profitable folks. I'm glad it was profitable for you. Personally, I feel pretty stupid about the whole thing. Well, goodbye. Goodbye, O'Fallon. Goodbye. 39 On Square, Kevin.
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You're remarkably
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quiet, my friend. Why? I'm afraid my conscience won't let me do much talking, doctor. I'm heartily ashamed of myself. Well, thanks to the left out. I'll leave you perhaps. Oh, no. Johnson, you'll join us for lunch, Murphy. But, no buts about it, Ansys. Come on. What? I'll talk. They're nice of you. Oh, come, come, come, Murphy. Any one of us can make a foolish mistake. It's just lucky that you didn't have to pay for yours.
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What's your wishes, sir David? Yes. To three, please. This way, monsieur.
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Does this day be pleased you? Excellent. Thank you. Alright, George. I'm as hungry as a hunter. How about you, Murphy? No. I'm afraid I have very little appetite. This whole case has upset me dreadfully. You mustn't take it so much to heart, Murphy. And by the way, doctor, I'd like to have your opinion on the case. Who do you think staged the theft of the emerald today? Perfectly obvious to me, lady Anne Pilington did it herself to collect insurance money. If she hadn't, she'd have insisted on your finding the thief. But, you needn't worry, Olga. You get your fee all right, I'm sure. Oh, I'm not worrying about the fee.
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But I assure you, lady Anne did not engineer that fraud today. You you you mean that it was Stanford? Tell him who was responsible, my dear Murphy. But how should I know? Oh, come now, Murphy. Let's not fence any longer. You did an excellent job, a superlative job. I was, almost sorry, disappointed for you. I don't think I understand you, Homer. Yes. You do, Murphy. You're a splendid actor too. I was so deeply touched when you were apparently still on a fake jewel and, all the time you knew that the real one was safely hidden in the bottle of Cres du Mont. The abstracted that, your leisure.
Juice can't go. Holmes, do you mind telling me what's going on here? I'm completely and absolutely in the dark. Surely, it's obvious, my dear doctor. The imitation emerald was a brilliant copy. What makes you so sure of that, my dear doctor? Because this April fool's day hoax was only conceived yesterday or that is what you wish the others to believe, such a superb paste gem could not have been made at such short notice. Therefore, it must have been prepared by someone who knew about the hoax before it was arranged. Now my dear doctor, when Stanford told you about the plan last night, whose idea did he say it was? He told me that it was lady Ann Farlington's plan. Precisely. And yet lady Ann referred to it today as Stamper's idea.
Obviously, you, my dear Murphy, presented the plan to each as the notion of the other. And so only you could have arranged the real theft behind the hoax. I repeat
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a splendid job. Thank you, mister Holmes. May I,
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may I also compliment you on your cleverness in frustrating my plot? Look here. What is all this? One of you is a criminal, the other is a detective. If you're throwing each other compliments, it's as if you were in the same profession. The dividing line between the criminal and the criminal investigator
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is thinner than you might imagine, my dear doctor. How very true, my dear Holmes.
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Would you consider coming over to my side of the line? Together, we'll get make an unbeatable tea. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you flatter me. Nevertheless, I must decline your offer, mister Murphy. Oh, a pity. On your side of the line, you'll never be a rich man. By the way, for your edification, my name is not Murphy, though Stanford insists on thinking it is. Then what is your name, you scoundrel? Your friend says the word scoundrel so much better than you, doctor. My name?
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My name is Mercury.
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Oh, indeed. Spelled m u r t r y? No. Dear me, I have so much trouble with my name. People will either misspell it or mispronounce it. I'm afraid I'll have to begin calling it the way it looks. M o r I a r t y.
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Moriarty. Moriarty. I shall remember that name. I have a feeling we shall meet again. I trust that we shall.
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You've won the first round Sherlock Holmes. I admit that. But I believe that,
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a return match is indicated. I shall look forward to it, Moriarty. And now, doctor, I can't stand your bill for Blair and Snogwr. Let's order luck, shall we?
[00:26:36] Unknown:
Tucker, that was a pretty hectic April fool's day. It was. I I never want to see another one exactly like it. I don't blame you. You know, I'd sure hate to have someone come to my house and pull a trick like that on me. Why, mister Bartell, do you have a precious emerald you you fear may be stolen? Are you kidding? I wouldn't know the difference between a precious emerald and a piece of green glass, but when it comes to rubies, that's something else. Oh, you would know a ruby when you, when you saw it. Sure. Because a ruby has exactly the same color as a glass of Petri California port held up to the light. Mister Bartel, you can find more excuses
[00:27:10] Unknown:
for talking about Petri wine than any man in the entire world. Believe me. Excuses, doctor.
[00:27:17] Unknown:
I don't need an excuse to talk about Petri wine. Why there's a wine that actually speaks for itself. If I may borrow a phrase from Shakespeare or somebody, there's no other wine quite like Petri wine because only Petri wine is made by the Petri family. And the Petri family has been making wine for generations. They've been handing down from father to son, from father to son, years and years of knowledge and experience of the fine art of turning luscious grapes into clear, fragrant, delicious wine. Yes. And because the making of Petri wine is a family affair, those letters p e t r I on a bottle of wine are the personal assurance of the Petri family that every drop of wine in that bottle is good wine.
You never miss with a Petri wine because Petri took time to bring you good wine.
[00:28:09] Unknown:
Well, doctor Watson, what's the prescription for next week's week? Well, next week, mister Bartel, I'm gonna tell you a rather unusual story. It concerns a series of strange disappearances and a murder without apparent reason, and yet it was a case that Sherlock Holmes solved without ever meeting any of the suspects. I call it the singer affair with disappearing scientists. Well, I'm sure we'll all wanna hear that one, doctor. Oh, I'm sure. Well, we got that. Oh, well, before you go, mister Bartell, I want to urge our friends to do all they can to save on the use of all wheat and rice product and also fats and oils.
There are millions of families literally starving to death in Europe and Asia. They're not being asked to give them our food, but just being asked to take it easy on certain foods so that there will be some left for them to buy. I know there isn't one person listening to me tonight who would knowingly let anyone starve. And remember, unless you do help, thousands of little children will starve. So please, let's share a meal and save a life.
[00:29:13] Unknown:
Tonight's Sherlock Holmes adventure was written by Dennis Green and Anthony Boucher and was suggested by an incident in sir Arthur Conan Doyle's story, a study in Scarlet. Music is by Dean Fossler. Mister Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer, and mister Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petrie Wine Company of San Francisco, California invites you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studio. This is Harry Bartel saying good night for the Petrie family.
For a solid hour of exciting mystery dramas, listen every Monday on most of these same stations at 08:00 to Michael Shane followed immediately by Sherlock Holmes. This is the mutual broadcasting system.
Introduction to the New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Watson's April Fool's Day Story
The Encounter at the Criterion Restaurant
The April Fool's Day Prank on Sherlock Holmes
The Real Theft of the Elfinstone Emerald
The Investigation and Revelation
The True Culprit Revealed
