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In this episode, we dive into a myriad of topics ranging from political discussions to personal anecdotes. We start with a humorous exchange about the complexities of political figures and their roles, touching on the intricacies of international relations and the potential implications of NATO expansion. The conversation then shifts to a more light-hearted discussion about everyday life challenges, such as the cost of living and the quirks of household expenses.

We also explore the cultural differences in news reporting across countries, highlighting the sensationalism in American news compared to more balanced reporting elsewhere. This leads to a humorous tangent about the idea of a "naked news" segment and the absurdity of certain media practices.

The hosts share personal stories about their experiences with public restrooms, the military, and the challenges of adult responsibilities. These anecdotes provide a comedic relief while also touching on deeper societal issues such as privacy, personal freedom, and the role of government in individual lives.

We also discuss the influence of media and propaganda on public perception, particularly in the context of international conflicts. The conversation touches on the historical context of American foreign policy and the ongoing debates about military involvement and national priorities.

Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a humorous and candid tone, offering a mix of insightful commentary and comedic banter that keeps the conversation engaging and relatable.

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Are all men from the future?   Loud mouth braggarts.  

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Nope.   Just me, baby.   Just me. What do you think? Every day. I think we're in a way. The   the, switch coat piece is obviously the   complicated electron here,   especially the announcement of him as deputy prime minister. You've seen some of my notes on the troubles in the marriage right after we're trying to get a read really fast somewhere. He is on this stuff. But I think your argument to him, which you'll need to make, I think that's the next phone call we wanna set up, is exactly what he made to the yacht. And I'm glad you sort of put him on the spot on where he fits in this scenario.   And I'm very glad he said what he says in Russia. Allow you to reunify Germany. So,  

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I don't think he's going to the government. I don't think he's going to the south of Soviet troops. And I want your commitment  

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after that. Yeah. I mean, I I get not  

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move NATO one inch to the east. You could solve this.  

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Or that is not going into the government. Just let him sort of stay out and do his political first. The Yukon said, we're gonna move NATO In terms of in terms of in terms of in terms of in terms of in terms of in terms of in terms of in terms of   together. The problem is gonna be coming both in time. But then we're not only moving and we're taking  

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unilaterally walk away from our two nuclear weapons. Treaties with the Russians. I think we have  

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the governing experiment.  

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Okay.   You can be pretty sure that if it does if it does start to gain altitude, the Russians will be working behind the scenes to try to torpedo it. And, again, the fact that it's out there right now, I'm still trying to figure out of my mind why   the Yanukovych is   that. But in the meantime, there's a party of reason and inspection that's going on right now, and I'm sure there's   a lively argument going on in that group at this point. But, anyway, we could, we could blame Joey's side up on this one if we move fast. So let me work on let me work on Klitschko, and if you can just keep I I can do one and try to get somebody with an international personality   to,   come out here and help the midwives this day. But the other the other issue is some kind of outreach to the United Congress. But we'll probably regroup on that tomorrow, which we'll see how things are involved in place.  



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So on that, Jeff,   when I wrote the note, a fellow man come back to me, the VFR saying if you need Biden, and I said probably tomorrow for an attaboy and to get the need to be sick. So Biden's willing. Okay. Great. Thanks.  

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Boy, your damn power bill is so expensive because you could store a penny in his check paper from work. Gotta offset the cost.  

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That could be a contributing factor.   But I'm gonna say it's probably all the other shit that's stolen, less so much the toilet paper. I'm I'm gonna start buying paper plates, though, because I am sick of doing dishes.   Oh, yeah. I fucking I don't even own any dishes.  

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No. I mean, where would you put them? We have paper plates, paper bowls. I just put up another cabinet.  

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I'm not there yet. We haven't made any money. Matter of fact, we're negative.   Wow. Yeah. The Herald Standard, subscription is $20 $23 a month, and,   the,   the people that host the pod  

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cast I think they were literally like 20,000  

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readers. Yeah. It says 84,000. I don't know about that, though.  

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That seems a little bulky to me. Well, actually, they should have changed that now since you bought your prescription. It should be 84,001.  

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80 4 80 4 thousand readers. First podcast, that's what I said. They didn't say 84,000.  

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I was like, 84,000. I was like, that's what 84,001.  

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They didn't say they didn't say 84,000 subscribers. They said readers. I'm sure there's like 80,000 going to the local Uniontown library pulling the damn paper out of the   on those, wooden dowels. They're pretty good at the table.  

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44,000 people that can read. Back when they were like kind of propaganda, they leave them in bathrooms and shit. Like, it's like, you know how many people read my paper? Do you ever remember that in The Pianist? Yeah. He's like, it leaves them in bathrooms. Yeah.  

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It was like,   CNN, they put it on at the airports, and then they claim they have, like, a really high viewership, but really, it's just they have all these contracts with the airports. Yeah. Nobody's watching it. Like, nobody's watching it. They just they have contracts where places are required to play it. I do enjoy the news, but I I don't know, man. Oh, man. Do you really enjoy the news? I mean, I enjoy listening to the nonsense that we consider news. Like because other countries, when they play their news, like, all of our news is just, like, it's either bullshit that don't matter  

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or it's, like, violence. It's always, like, some fire, some fucking person got shot, something like that. But in other countries, they have, like they're only allowed to have so much of that. And that's not bad news. Positive. Yeah. They can't have just a shit ton of like, even if there's major stuff going on, they gotta have positivity.   And then in Russia, they just get naked.  

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Naked Russia news? Yeah. Yours? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I've seen it. It's great.   We should adopt that system.  

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We should. We're gonna have norm.   The n n norm. We could do a naked podcast. It's the n n network. Naked norm network. Nobody wants to see that, Jeremy. Well, nobody would. We're not on YouTube. It'd just be us dirty, dirty, naked. I don't  

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know. Yeah. No one here would read this paper and take off the gloves.  

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He didn't know it was that kind of podcast we signed up.   We're about to fact check the shit out, you.   Yeah.  

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Yeah. I like I like human interest stories too. You know, like, I I I miss the days when you turn on the news and you'd be like, oh, little girl was rescued by a gentleman, a passerby, you know, saw the house was on fire, ran in and saved you. Like, that's the shit I wanna hear. I don't wanna hear just horrible,   things every day in my life. Like,   every story on the news now is like, oh, there's a pedophile ring in your neighborhood. It's like, oh, great.  

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One more thing I gotta worry about. It could be in North Korea, it'd be   like, little girl saved by Kim Jong Un.  

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That would be okay too.   If we had Dear Leader News, it'd be like, let's turn on the Dear Leader News Network and he'd be like, it's just Donald Trump and they should show him, like they used to do with Putin when he'd be like riding a horse. He'd be like, President Putin wrestled a bear today.   Could it be Donald Trump? We'd be like, Donald Trump saved a little girl today from a burning building and the next day. Donald Trump had 18 hole in ones when he played around in golf. The meteor punched back into space. I'm not, like, a big news at nine. He is fucking insane, man. Like, he does not give two shits about anything he says, and it's fucking hilarious.   It is. It's,  

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I was telling you when I was taking you to get your truck. So there was a Norm, I don't know if he's seen it, but so there was this clip where he's like, I'm not having   we're having women's sports and male sports. And he's like, that's what we're having. It's, yeah, I mean, I'm paraphrasing obviously. So he's like telling everybody and he's like doing this big press thing and all the states governors and stuff there. He's like, you know, except except for, it was like Maine or Maryland or something. Except for them. They don't wanna sign it. He's like, are they here right now? Are they here right now? And she's like, I'm over here. And he's like, so you don't wanna sign it? He's like, well, that's a liberal state. He's like, but I actually did pretty well, pretty well there. He's like, you will not get any federal funding. She's like, oh, yeah. She's like, well, I'll see you in court. He's like, I'll see you in court. I'll see you in court. He's like, easy win. Easy win. And he's writing this out. He's like, oh, by the way, no federal funding. He's like, next. I wonder I wonder what her argument is that she could win in court. I mean, if he doesn't want to supply federal money for it,  

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then she can just get it through her state and that should be the end of it. Well, and the thing is, it's not the first time. I mean,  

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the federal government's been holding federal funds over the years or threatening the whole federal funds over the years. Back in the eighties, the Reagan administration did that with   raising the drinking ages to 21 across all the states. They said, we're not going to give you DOT money if you don't raise your drinking age to 21. So states like West Virginia had it at 18, had to jack it up to 21. Yeah. No, that's the thing. A lot of the states should have just told them to go fuck themselves.  

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Well, like I said, I don't think I mean,   you like I said, you you shouldn't have some dude who can't make it in their sport   just say I'm a and don't have to do anything. You know what I mean? You just have to I think that, like, the only requirement is just you identify as a woman for six months and take a little bit of hormones. That's ludicrous. Yeah. I don't I don't care if people do, you know, wanna you know, if people over the 18 age of 18 wanna do that to themselves,  

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then they can do it. But you definitely shouldn't be able to pit others, you know, like a male against a female in sports. Well, like I said, they start them kids off, man. Like, just like there's, like, so many  

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it's a weird thing, man. They just start these kids off so much just,   like, at a young age, like, okay. Let's do this and do that. And it can, like I mean, some cases, I guess, it might work. I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but, like, a lot of them cases, they used to be people, they're miserable.  

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You're not a doctor? No. I dropped out of third year of medical school. I couldn't I couldn't do it anymore. My funds, you know, ran short. Well, they shouldn't do it to any kids at all. Whether they whether the kid wants it or the parent wants it, nobody should be able to do it to anybody under the age 18. You're permanently altering somebody before they can make any decisions about their life. And   that stuff is gonna, it's gonna,   you're gonna see it, you know, all these kids are gonna grow up and they're gonna come back and they're gonna be murdering their doctors, they're gonna be murdering their parents because they'll be like, why did you let me do this? You know, because they don't know. They're children and later they're gonna grow up, they're gonna be all screwed up, their lives are gonna be destroyed, and I think some of them are gonna end   up committing really horrible acts of violence because they were,   you know, their parents didn't protect them when they were young. But, I mean, if you're over the age 18, do whatever the fuck you want. Right, Norm?  



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I'm I'm for that.   I'm I'm for that kind of thing. I'm I'm more I'm more libertarian in that sense of things. I mean, there's no victim, there's no crime. Jesus Christ. I love the crime. In a free society, you're free to do what it is you wanna do as long as you're not hurting someone else in what you're doing. And So you think children should be able to do it? No. Children aren't adults. Okay. You're just saying it's a few I'm just saying if you're if you're an adult in this   country and you want to do something and you're not hurting anyone else in what you're doing, then do it. Yeah. Exactly. So non aggression, you're not hurting anybody's property. Exactly. You're not hurting anybody. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. You're not hurting anybody. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. You're not hurting anybody. Exactly.   Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. So that's the thing. People are free to choose what life they want to live   and what they want to do or what they don't want to do. If you want to eat   a big cheeseburger and drink a 64 ounce   pop with it,   that's your choice. I don't think the average should say, well, we're not gonna have 64 ounce pops because people are becoming fat.  

Jersey that old. Exactly. You should be able to have access to it if you want. Yeah. If you wanna live your life that way and that's what it is,  

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is, that's on you. Do you ever see that old There's consequences. I mean, you might only live to be 40, but that's your choice. Exactly. You can choose to do it. Do you ever see that old commercial when they're down, like, in like, their   when they were, saying you couldn't drink and drive?   And then it's like, oh, then the one was like, oh, then the one was like, oh, he's like, pretty soon. We're gonna be a communist country. Like, you can't, after a hard day work, twelve hours drink three or four beers on the way home. He's like, what the hell you working? Yeah. Yeah. They're it's somewhere down down south. Right? We're just in a small town in there. It was Texas. The guy's like, if I wanna get off work and drive home drinking a beer, why can't I? And what you wanna do is you wanna cup your finger, and then you jam this lighter in here because you don't have a bottle opener, and then you gotta, like, break your knuckle,   and maybe the lighter   to try to  

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goddamn it. Just here. Just put your finger around it and just, like, jam it under there and just   do just put the edge under it   and just pry it. Oh, I heard I heard the sill break. Oh, man. I'll find a ball opener.  

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Oh, here we go. I apologize.   I should have more No. Listen. It's it's it's really my fault. I should have more comfort. Yeah. This is my fault. I I bought fancy beer and You you bought fancy bottles instead of buying some cans. Like, I just pop up and run. Oh, you're an alcoholic, Norm. You gotta go with Jimmy that fast.  

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You sort of sound like one. No.  

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He got in a car. He reminds me of my dad. We used to take my dad anywhere.   Like, he would we call it his purse. He would put beer,   like, in this little, like, thing, and he he would drive him around when he would go to store, because sometimes he wouldn't go and he would like drink them as you drive and when he ran out, he wanted to go home.   And then when he would be, him and Cliff would come from Bowman's Cliff would stop to get him in, and as soon as he'd get in the car, he'd crack one open and hand it to you, but keep that down, keep that down.   I   don't   do   that.  



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I don't. You've never done that? No. Not ever. Not one time in your life. No. What? Driven home from work drinking beer? No. Is that what you're talking about?   Just randomly driving around with beer. Well, no. He's not random. He's going home. He's just cracking it open before he gets there. No. I do it. I stop at Speedway and pick up beer on my way home from work. Usually two.   That's why I like that. I don't that's why I don't like how they check your they want   Speedway wants your license now,   and, like, they they wanna take it out of your hand and scan it.   You know? They they can't just look at it. You can't just be like, look. I'm torn it. They wanna scan it. And I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah. They scanned it up at, So you're not you're not gonna scan my license. I'm like, you can just look at it. And they're like, no. We're required. It's like, no. Yeah. Your store says you're required.  

You actually cannot   request that I do that. Like,   I don't think that they can make you prove  

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I don't they can't make you scan it. You can you maybe prove who you are Yeah. By showing it to them, but it is not necessarily a misunderstanding. Why they were scanning it, and this is what I was told. And like I said, it could be complete bullshit. I mean, it probably is bullshit, but they just said because they gotta have, like,   different transactions.   Like, they can't just it's to stop you from buying so many ounces.   So when I go in, I gotta, like, leave. There's gotta be so many ounces you can buy. But I don't know. It's probably all bullshit. Like, you know what I mean? They went, like but I was like, okay. So I could, like, run off to the car real quick. It makes no sense because you can run off to the car. You could buy as much I can go in there and buy every ounce of alcohol they have.   You know what I mean? Like,   it makes no sense because you go in there, you buy like what is it you're allowed to buy? I don't even know. I think, like, $1.96.  

Whatever, I guess. Whatever. Because you could buy 125. Whatever a 12 pack is. Yeah. So I can buy a 12 pack, drop it off my car, it's two feet away, walk back in, same guy. I gotta hand you my license again, and I can buy another 12 pack, and I can keep doing that as much as I wanna do it. Like, you can't stop. You're not intoxicated.  

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Yeah.   It doesn't make any sense, but   it's either it's it's probably a little old, but it's probably that.   But you can just continually go in and out and buy beer.   The second is they want to track your purchases, so they want to know   what people are buying. So   whether or not they're tying it to your name is one thing, but they do want to track to see how many people are buying   you know, certain types of things. And they like when you use your debit card because they get tied to your name. So if you buy, like, you know, a bunch of shit, they could say, well, you use your debit card. Well, the same thing with beer. They can say, well, this person is buying alcohol   and here's their debit card. I can see how much which eventually they'll tie to your health care in the future,   that kind of thing. Plus, then they use the data to more accurately advertise to people. Data.  



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Yeah.   We use data when we say data. Yeah. You know when you're talking Data's a guy off of Star Trek. When you're talking about one single  

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piece of data, it's called datum.  

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Really? Yeah. The singular version of data is datum. That's like I was listening to some who's that, who's that guy? He's not   he tries to act like he's, like, real smart. You talking about the the black black astrophysicist?  

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Yeah. Yeah.  

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So he was saying something about fishes. Science man. Yeah. Black science man. I don't know the dude's name. I didn't say you're the one that said black science man. Neil deGrasse Tyson. I didn't see I didn't see race. I was just saying the guy. And you knew who I was talking about. Yeah. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Because he's That's the guy. Yeah. Because he's everywhere talking shit. Yeah. But he's not I mean, he's smart, but it's, like,   call him to fuck down, bro.  

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What are you saying? Hey. You're putting him in his place?  

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Well, I mean, if you call him boy, he was on his spot. Boy. I didn't call him boy.  

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Call him the fuck down boy. It's basically what you're saying. Girl. I don't understand that. Girl? What's going on your record?  

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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I don't know his pronouns.   Oh, Norm, that's another thing. Norm, you gotta give us your pronouns so we don't misgender you. Well, anyway, back to the damn license thing.  

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Like, I think it's fucked  

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because Yeah. That's why I'm not getting a motorcycle license. Fuck them. Because if I drive home,  

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what I do is I drive home every day and I pick up two Coors Light. Well, I don't want them   eventually in the future being, like, letting the Periopolis police know   this guy   is coming into Speedway every day.   He's buying two Coors lights.  

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Well, that's your problem right there. Periopolis, they pull you over for everything when the wind blows. They pull you on Periopolis. Talking about, like, they know that I'm coming through because they've analyzed the data,  

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and they've said Data.   That's one single piece. And and they've said, okay, we know   John comes sister.  

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We're gonna edit that out.  

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That is not John Robot.  

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So I'm coming through, I stop in, I buy that, they tie it to my license,   they tie it to my debit card, if I'm using debit card. They say this guy in this truck comes through every day, they tie it to the CCTV.   And that way, one day, there's a guy just sitting down the road and he's like,   odds are he stopped and got beer. I'm not drunk.   I am driving with it, but you need a reason to pull somebody over.  

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So he pulls me over because he knows like you got a tail light out, son.  

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Yeah. He pulls me over. Walking tall. He automatically knows. He's like he's like,  

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I know there's a beer in this car, and it's open because you stop Well, then I like it. Every day. You have, like, just like he can't find the one beer can because you litter also, but he's like, I know you bought two. I already see one in that bag. Yeah. And then they get me for litter. I don't like that.  

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I don't consider throwing aluminum cans out the window litter. Hey. Somebody gotta pick them up and get that 5¢. Exactly. I don't it's not litter. I don't throw any like, if we You know what I'm saying? Yours is, like, money out the window for somebody else to pick up. It's like free money. It's like an ass penny.  

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I use quarters. I didn't know we could use pennies.  

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Probably use dimes too. They're a little smaller.  

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Now you're thinking normal.  

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That's the government for you. They had to take it up a notch.  

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Instead of adult So you know what I do now? When I stop at Speedway, I use my passport.   You wanna see frustration?   Take your passport in the Speedway and try to show it to somebody who's been told   that they need to collect they need to scan somebody's ID. That's what you're trying to do now. So mad. So you just hold it and you're like, I don't have access to it. That. I can't sell you. It's like, no. That's a government ID. Your ID. You have to see it. Oh, you should see them. They get so frustrated.   Yeah. That's like You know, one day a lady tried to snatch my ID out of my hand. She was, like, grabbing. I was, like,   get your hands off of my ID. She's like, well, I have to scan it. I'm like, but you're not gonna.  



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And she, like, she was grabbing for it. I was like, get the I mean, look at you. You look like the uniform. I'd have grabbed it too.  

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Fucking watch list?   I like the Unabomber.  

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I know you do. You have that bad ass shirt. The Unabomber did a lot of I mean, he's very prescient.   He he basically predicted the   the entire,   twenty tens and twenty twenties.  

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Well, so this is off subject, but now because she just messaged me a thing. I gotta tell you. So   I told her I was gonna tell you these guys because it may not so a certain person that I'm dating Don't use any last names.   I'm not gonna use no last names, but who I'm dating, and we all know I'm dating. So she's like, oh, I'm getting my car detailed. She's like, I'm waiting on my car. I'm like, waiting on your car. Like, when I was on my way around, I'm like, what? With pick up Norman. I'm like, why are you waiting on your car? She's like, oh, I'm getting it detailed.   I'm   like, Who's detailed? She's like, Somebody from Facebook. I was like, You let some random person from Facebook   come over and get your car to take it to detail. They drove your car. They got in your car, drove it somewhere else to detail. She's like, well, no. It's not like that. I'm not saying some random person on Facebook. Other people have used it. I'm like, do you know this person?  

She's like, no. I'm like, well, that's a random fucking person,   Facebook. Like, you don't know them. So she's like, well, he does a really good job. Everybody's posting pictures. He does the inside out blah blah. And I was like, okay. I was like, how much are you paying this person   to detail your car?   And she's like, I'm not telling you. I don't want you. You know what I mean? I'm like, no. Tell me. She's like, more than you would like. I was like, how much? She's like, hundred and $50. I was like, bitch, I will you pay me a hundred and $50, I will   you don't pay somebody to detail. You detail your car.  

Or you give me the give me a hundred and 50. I'll detail I'll detail your truck. You wouldn't you wouldn't your truck detailed. I'll go buy the stuff tomorrow. I will detail everybody in here's vehicle. A hundred and $50.   I'm just saying it's cheap. Even I wanna do that. Why? You want me to detail your car for a hundred and $50?   Do you wanna detail my car for a hundred and $50? Dollars I'll detail that shit in a fucking phone bikini in your front of your yard. I don't get too  

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much. Shit. No. Let's go get my shirt that holds up my money. The last time my car has been detailed was probably back in the freaking You can pay a hundred $50. I'll pay a hundred $50. I'll pay a hundred $50. I'll pay a hundred  

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Like, I don't know how they get that shit to clean. I'll pay a hundred $50 to get my car cleaned up. Well, that's the thing. Do you ever hundred $50. Do you ever watch that episode, the very last episode of Married with Children?  

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Where Al goes to the car wash and they can't find his car and it turned out that it was red and it was just all those shirts that took it around with all the dirt. That that's mine.  

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I will detail the kid out of it.  

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Is that the end of the story?  

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Yeah. A hundred and $50, that pisses me off.  

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I did she did she let the guy leave with the title to the car too? Like, was he, like, hey. I need your title to didn't matter? She had to sign it first. She yeah. She's like, sign here,  

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and I'll bring it back later. He's like, ma'am, I need to see your your car, lady. No. When he comes up I need to see your ID   so I can scan it for this transaction. Ain't left. Yeah. What are you Can I have your can I have your credit card information too? I don't know why you think this is so funny. I'm I'm pretty upset about this hundred and $50.   Which, I mean, she could spend her money however she wants, but, I mean, if someone's got a detail, I'm gonna charge your $50 and since I know that we're made of this money now, $50, Lauren. Every time you hear me, $50 cut that grass.   Yeah.  

Why not? Yeah.   They weren't.   Cut my grass for $50. Hundred and 50. Your grass for yeah. I'll make money all summer. Hundred and $50 to detail that poo nanny.  

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Nobody uses that word.  

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$200.   No detail of that coral. That's a glitter off. Cut your gray. You got, like, your yard says small. $50? I'll cut that shit.   You live a wrong   You live a wrong  

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Why are we saying that?   Oh, I'm sorry. Gotta edit that out. Alright. Paul, Paul, you're right. We'll edit that out. That's, $22.48.  

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That's that's classified information there, mister I will skim out these receipts. I was gonna detail the I was gonna tie the fucking  

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yard cutting back to   somehow. I was going for a joke. I'm sorry. I forgot that I was doxing you.  

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Don't worry. On our website, you can see pictures, names,  

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credit ratings, We'll cut it out more.  

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Continue the joke.  

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Continue the   joke.   Movie references.   I'm gonna set her and take a a beer out   that is in a can so I don't have to worry about taking a lighter and shoving it up an ass. Just go like this one. We'll rotate it on the line.  

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So,   Bruce Campbell has another, show coming out. I know. Did you see that, thing I sent you to? Yeah. You sent me a thing that do do you know the show where he's, like, playing a cop?  

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No. But I gotta see it. Oh, so  

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I'll just send it to you because I I watched the trailer for it. So he plays this cop, and it's like this there's, like, a serial killer in his town. And I'm, like, they put all this, like,   it's gotta be Sam Raimi. I don't know who's making it, but it gotta be Sam Raimi. So they they put, like, this, like they have, like, this   I don't think it's, like, an exact pentagram, but they got, like, all this stuff. Well, this kid's like, we should   photocopy   that   on our band posters, and we'll get more people to attend.   Will they do this? And then all kind of crazy stuff starts happening, and then Bruce Campbell's like the sheriff, and, like, he's, like, telling them, like, they're doing all this stuff. Well, these kids are driving around in that fucking car.  



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anyway. Yeah. But I think so Sam Ramey has to be involved if that car is in there. Oh, definitely.  

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I definitely wanna see that. Yeah. What was that thing that's saying today? I don't even know what that was. Was that AI generated?  

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No. I think that was just him, like, talking to that woman and You know, I couldn't tell who was the woman.  

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She she seemed like she was playing the woman who was in the original Evil Dead two, but that woman in that video was way too young to be that woman who's in Evil Dead two.  

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How do you know? They, like, take, like, the tips of baby penises and scrub them on her face.  

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Well, I didn't say they were Jewish. I'm just saying,  

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did you see that? Like, that that's like this, like,   who is it? Are you talking about the circumcision thing? Yeah. No. Well, I mean, yes. The Jewish circumcision thing? Well, no. Like, there's this cream that famous people buy. It's, like, real expensive.   And I guess it's like the tips.   These people collect the tips of it. I'm serious because   Foreskin.   Yeah. Like the tips of baby penises and they grind it up and it I'm telling you, there's a   what's her name,   Gwen Paltrow.   No. Patricia Archer. She's in Speed.   Sandra Bullock? Sandra Bullock. She's on a talk show, and they're talking about it. And, like, she's like, yes, they're penis pieces. Penis foreskin ground up, and they wipe it on her face. They didn't put it on her face and stuff, and I guess they'd, like, take care of   wrinkles. I guess they'll say  

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anything on TV.  

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Yeah.   Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina. Vagab.  

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I think, going back to the Asking  

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for.  

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The,   Bruce Campbell thing with  

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the s smart. Shop smart, shop s smart. Mhmm. Like a ad in the middle of the podcast. A clip? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Why not? Shop shop s smart, shop s smart. Dude, I love Bruce Campbell. He is fucking amazing.  

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He's hilarious. I met him in person for $2. Best $2 I ever spent. But I think that would be cool to have him, like, in the middle of it. Not from our sponsor, s smart. I think that's the coolest fucking   I think that's the coolest fucking thing Rachel ever did for me. I just come home one day, it's like, hey, I'm taking you to do this thing. I ain't telling you what it is. And we get there, like, $2. I'm like, what the fuck are we doing for $2? What's $2? So we recorded an email, and I did $2. I was like, what the fuck are we doing for $2? And she's like, here. And she hands it to me. I'm like, why do you have my book? And I look up, and it's like, introducing Bruce. I'm like, motherfucker.   That's awesome. It's like, I fucking love you. That is one of the coolest things anybody's ever known for someone. It was pretty bad. But then he it was like all the drama kids were in there. And I still remember it. Like, he pulls this kid up on stage,   and it was, like, before Spiderman came out and all that stuff he was Yeah. So he's, like, talking about stuff. Yeah. And he's, like,   talking to his kids, like, oh, he's, like, fry like an egg. He's, like, don't embarrass me, Bruce. He's, like, so you're never gonna make it. You're not gonna make it, buddy. He's, like, because, like, you have to do what he's like, even if you're gonna be embarrassed, you want that paycheck or you want the art. He's like, you know, just go sit down.  

And then his Jim had I'll never forget this. It was hilarious.   So Jim and Joe   were, like, arguing back and forth, and they just went because they went. Like, Rachel was like, hey, you wanna go with Jeremy to this? And they were like, yeah, we'll go. Like, they didn't really care about Bruce Campbell.   For some reason,   they thought   that he was in Caddyshack. I don't know why they thought he was in Caddyshack,   but they thought he was in Caddyshack, bro. And they're like, he was in Caddyshack. I'm like, no.  

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He wasn't. So they think he was Chevy Chase?  

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Listen. So, like, he was at Caddyshack. I'm like, no. He wasn't. Well, he feels the Groundhog.   What are I yeah. He was at Caddyshack. I'm like,   no. And, like, we're on a tourium and there's, like, I mean, it's not a mass amount of people. There's probably like 75, 80 people. Did they ask   him? Bro, they're raising their hand. I'm like, so when you were a cut of shit? Yeah. Man. They were like, what was it like,   working with,   blah blah blah and Caddy Shack? And he, like, got the weirdest look on his face. He's like, I think these guys are looking for the Chevy Chase   thing down the hallway. He's like, and that's $10. Like, he was so, like, just, like, staring. And then dude, I was sitting by this motherfucker. Everybody looks satisfied. I'm like,  

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Yeah. This is your hero. You're like, don't embarrass me. They destroyed  

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me. And then so we go down because you could meet him and shake his hand. Like, he stayed and let everybody he saw my book and he put, hey, Jeremy. And he's like, what's going on? Like, what's up, man? I said, I love I love your movies. And he's like, oh, he's like, you know he's like, I was like, dude, $2. He's like he's like, well, you know, he's like, you can't be like, you know, expecting people who like you to pay their hard earned money. He's like, I'm not gonna be, like, George Clinton. You're gonna kiss   my dimpled ass and stuff like that. Yeah. And I was like, oh, man. I mean, just   honor and meet you or whatever. He's like a brat and shook his hand and stuff, but, like, we didn't have cell phones weren't ready available back in, so I didn't get no pictures with them or nothing. Because, like, you know what I mean? We just drove around. I didn't have a cell phone. There were bricks too. They didn't get So I didn't have a cell phone with it. You know what I mean? I I regretted not having a picture, but, like, you know what I mean? I   gave me, like, a handshake   and fucking like, he did, like, the back tap. Like, we were bros for a minute. I thought I was gonna get invited to his house.  

So now we're this is the Expo Center? No. Was it Carnegie Mellon? Oh, cool. He came to talk for the drama the drama kids. Comic Con, they would charge you, like, 200. So we we were sitting there   and, like, these other kids come over Times have changed. So they they're taking pictures and, like, they're like, oh, they got evil dead tattoos and he's, like, sign a thing. He's like, why do I always get the retarded fans? He's, like, I was, like   dude, he was he was amazing, but he's, like, talking about how Spider Man wouldn't be Spider Man without him. He's, like, I'm gonna be in this and, dude, like, it was before Bubba Hotep came out soon. He's, like, I'm gonna be playing Elvis in retirement. And there's a little movie we're working on called Bubba Hotep Check. And the dude was amazing. Like, you get all this information from all this upcoming shit,   and he talked and acted the same way he does in his movies. Yeah. Phenomenal god. Yeah. Like, he's a general guy that you'd wanna hang out with. That makes me happy. I'd love to meet him. Yeah. And it makes me happy. Yeah. He didn't turn out he was exactly the way you thought he'd be. Yeah. He didn't turn out to be an asshole. He just was him. Yeah. And it's it's probably, like, one of the highlight and, like, you know, I'm so glad I wasn't, like, god. I I don't wanna go. I don't like people back then. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I would I would have missed out on a $2 bill. You would have definitely done that if I had asked you again. Dollars, bro.  



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$2. That's great. You gotta pay with the $2 bill.  

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Ask $2 bills.  

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Man, back in the day, he'd do anything. Yeah. He and you see some of those really terrible, like,   sci fi  

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channel movies that he's made, you know? Like,  

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Icebreaker and shit like that. I think it's a pretty like a host of, like, some sci fi thing for a while or not like Oh, yeah. Like a, it was like a question and answer show? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He would watch I used to like watching Mystery and Science three three thousand, like, when it, oh, I love that show. Back in the day. Of course, love that show. You ever put it on now? It's great. Yeah. I haven't watched it. Is it still around? Hey, I think you can pull up on Netflix. Netflix, like, released every episode, like, a year or two ago. Or maybe five years ago. They're awesome. You can just pull them up and watch them.   They're great. There's even some new ones like they did,   Mr. Steiner went on and,   they called it something else, but what they did was all the same guys.  

They may not have used the puppets. They may have just talked over the movie, but it was the same voices. And then   they would be they were more lewd. Like, so they would, like, make more lewd jokes than they originally you know, because back in the day, it was on TV, and it had to be a little bit Can you make lewd jokes with puppets? So they did a little they did a little bit more lewd stuff,  

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during the movies, and it's funny too. But, I mean, they they released all the early stuff. Yeah. But I love puppets. They should do it more with puppets. It was good. Everything's better with puppets.  

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What about most extreme challenge? Remember that? Where they overdubbed it was, like, the Japanese game show where they get   just totally wrecked, and then they had overdubbed  

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the funny commentary over that show. Well, you're talking about puppets. Do you ever watch Crankankers?   Where they did the for the prepackles? Yeah. I did. And then they put it with the puppets.  

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Yeah. I actually haven't seen too many episodes of that. It's pretty funny. I know. We'll make my own show. With puppets. I'm gonna  

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start a ventriloquist show. Yeah. Go to our podcast. He'll never guess what the dummy is.  

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I'm doing it right now. Is he good or really bad at it?  

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Spoiler alert, it's just one person in the podcast. Was it you that had the idea some idea about having a ventriloquist dummy   act where you're just gonna have your brother sit on your lap? Was that you? Were you gonna have Mike sit on your lap? And Mike wanted to do that, and I said, who knows? I mean, we That was a good idea. Out, but we we probably would have did. Yeah. That would have been a good idea.   Oh.   He's  

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he's over there with us right now.  

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Podcasts off the rails already. I don't know why Mike doesn't come over and hang out.   He should. Well, we got back practice more. Yeah. It is early.  

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We all gotta work tomorrow. Well, no. I'm sorry. I gotta work tomorrow. Why are you gonna work tomorrow? Did you work today?  

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No. Why are you gonna work tomorrow?  

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Because I touch myself at night. I don't know. God hates me.   You should get into detailing cars. I should for a hundred and $50. I got two clients right here. Yeah. That's $300. I do both your cars one day, three hundred bucks a day. Yeah. See? Tell your taxes.   Tell your friends. Hey. Hey.   I'll pay taxes.  

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Not contributing to,   to our government.  

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I start making my own toilet paper, selling it to you in a black market,   American made.  

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Now,   have you guys seen,   like ever in Germany and England with all the damn   laws they have? About hate speech?  

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Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. It's crazy.  

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They're like seizing your computers or your cell phones because you had   inappropriate memes sent.   What? Yeah. That's crazy. I was watching videos on it. They had a sixty minutes,  

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Yeah. Yeah. The police are knocking down your door. Segment about it about because, they're really cracking down in Germany on on hate speech, so you're not allowed to post anything.  

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Well, I mean, Germany's been a very understanding  

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country for many, many, many, many, many years going back to, like, what, the '19 We should they they make an argument for it during the show. They're like, we can't allow this to happen, and and the reasoning is because it'll lead to something like what happened here in the thirties. It's like,   that's a that's  

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a that's a really a drastic leap because that's like Kermit the Frog, like, flipping off some dude in a gimp suit. Like Yeah. Calm down. I know. I mean, during the sixty minutes story, they they the the reporter goes with them  

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to somebody's house at sixty in the morning. They knock on the door. And the guy's like, are you serious?   Yeah. You know, but in German, are you serious? And   they,   they come in, they're they explained to him what he did. He's he's like, this can't be true. And they're like, yeah. Under you know, there's a new task force created to go around and do this. And then during We're not watching you, but we are watching you. At the end of the,   at the end of the the segment, you know and the and the reporter never pushes back on any of it. She's never like, this is crazy. At the end of it, the the German,   I I guess, the   one of the higher ups in government, you know, that's in this, little segment, she's like, it'll be coming to The United States too. Don't worry. You know? And the reporter never questions any of it.  



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It won't be coming to The United States too. Because that first amendment of the constitution.   Mean? I'm just gonna look at you and say no.   Yeah. Of course. And if it's all that, I'm just gonna go and get, like,   a handheld radio. I'll just call you from there, but you'll all ain't come over.  

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Well, you know, we all think this shit can't happen, but you can see that it only it only took the past twenty five years for almost every right we have to be eroded. So,   I'm sure that's on the table as well. And had Joe Biden stayed in office for another four years or Kamala   Sleepy Joe. Harris, they they would have been probably kicking their doors in Biden,   hauling us in for hate speech.   But podcasting, still say whatever the fuck you want.  

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I mean, hopefully.  

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Well, I mean, they're basically making a record. Everything we say now, it'll come and haul us in one day.  

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Can't run for president.  

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No. No. No. Just throw him in jail. You you could run for president. It might actually be beneficial. You never know.  

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Yeah. Anyway.   My daughter would not vote for me by the way she told me that.  

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Yeah.   That's that's not cool. My daughter would definitely be supporting you.  

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Oh, she supports me, she's not as present.   It's an awkward silence. I need a beer. Just grabbing it. I'll get it.  

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See, that's why I got my picture. Right next to me.  

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Valuable time saved.  

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No. No. You have a call right next to you because you're in a home.   Yeah. Yeah. We gotta walk to get our beers. The rest of it is just just at the beginning.  

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That's because he got that shake you should see when his hand starts shaking. He can't get that zipper open fast enough. They bet when he can't have sauerkraut. Now I got homemade jelly at home I got after I bought that dog. What? So when I went and bought the dog for Lauren and then Charlie got her dog, the woman gave me homemade jelly and jam, and then she gave me this sauerkraut   with   something and then, like, hot peppers in it. Like, I'm not gonna eat it. Do you want it?   Yeah.   Because, like, I mean, I'm not a foodie. And she's like, this she's like, you'll just eat this whole container. She's like, it's phenomenal. I'm like, okay. Who gives you? The woman I bought the dogs off of. Yeah. I definitely want it. Is it sauerkraut with peppers in it? Yeah. It's like sauerkraut peppers and some other shit in it. I cannot resist that.   What you wanna do is you wanna cup your finger?  

Oh, yeah. That's exactly what oh my god. This yep.   See, you call me the alcoholic, but I don't know how to open up a damn bottle with a lighter.   MacGyver that shit.   MacGyver, what's he doing with that thing? It's warm. It's fucking warm on my back.   Yeah. Poke it.   Oh, so we're gonna have the Jesse's on here?   The Jesse's. We could talk about how the sun's fake and,  

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you know, the Earth's flat.   We're we're  

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we're in an alien's  

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aquarium, and there's holes poked at the top. That's the stars.   I mean, nobody knows. I told my daughter, I said, we're in a simulation of some alien child that got a C plus on a science project.  

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We are in a computer simulation. Forgot about us.  

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Well, they say that's the only thing you can't prove.  

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Whether we're in a computer simulation? Yeah. They said it's the most  

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out of all the things that could be true, they said that's the most likely.  

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Which is crazy if you think about it. Yeah.  

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I don't think so.  

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Here's an episode of Rick Morty where it's like, we got simulation in front of a simulation in front of a simulation.  

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Did you ever, did you ever read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?   Long time ago. You know what they figured out in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was when they get to the end and everything and they get to the the,   the planet that has,   the the supercomputer. There's a supercomputer. Yeah. Yeah. They figure out that Earth,   the actual Earth, the one we all live on, was basically just created so that people could watch   how their civilization developed. So the advanced civilization created Yeah. A model of that just so they can watch how it developed.   So,   I mean, right there, Douglas Adams is basically saying that we live in a simulation.  



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I fucking I mean, it's probably along the same lines as that.   But isn't there was somebody who wrote a book or somebody that did something, you know, I mean, whatever.   Started a podcast,   you know, I mean, Ass Pennies, who knows. But they were like   they basically said it's Pierce and Laishner trying to see how long it will take us to like, they're like,   whatever. We're in the future and like,   they're trying to figure out how long it's gonna take   us   to like destroy our planet. And that's why they're like, you know what I mean? Yeah. They like made a computer simulation, everybody's in, they're trying to see how long it's gonna take.  

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Do you ever see a theory about   the life we're living isn't really our life, but we're all dead and it's just a lot of life flashing before our eyes before the big end?  

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Well, I thought my life sucked before, but thanks, Stormfang.   I'm doing a podcast. Think about that tonight while you're going to sleep. If you could spend the rest of your life thinking about that, we still have to get up Monday and go to work. Do you sure? You you might already be dead tomorrow. Yeah. I gotta get up to the morning. On a a morgue somewhere. It's like I'm dead, but I still gotta go to this whole whole thing, Storm. You know what? You really know how to shine a light. I'm happy. Happy I brought you on the podcast.  

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It's like Groundhog Day. Could you imagine being on Groundhog Day, man? Yeah, but on Groundhog Day, he kept banging that one chick.   Yeah, but it's like your Dress like a cowboy. You wanna dress like a cowboy. But the thing is, your Groundhog Day, you get up and go fuck at work every day.  

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I never see someone work eight days a week.   I   am.  

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Not even sure how that's possible. That's fine. That'd be terrible for you, Grohogs.   You don't just just hang out every day. You actually have to go to work. Yeah.  

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He's living at Dal.  

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Look at Sonny and Cher plays it on the radio every morning. You gotta head off down to fucking  

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I'm a little smart. Classic rock lately. I'm glad you've been doing that fabulous lot. No. It's classic rock. Is it real classic rock, or is it because, like, if you look at the people now, they're playing just that we grew up with. What's real classic rock? What? Like, fellas classic rock would have been   like the 60s, 70s.  

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Oh, so you're just talking about, like, is it classic rock that maybe children consider classic rock? Is it is it, like, what are dining with certain classic rock? Talking about classic rock classic rock? Well, that's what I'm asking because Well, he's our age, so he's talking about classic rock. You can't say anything. He could've He could've been listening to the normal one. You and I just told us to dream. Three days. There's a classic rock here going on. I mean Why don't we talk about Jeremy like he's already dead and he's in a simulation? Yeah. I'm gonna why don't you just tell me what I was listening to? Because obviously,   you asked the question before we answered it. Well, we're already at work. It was Eminem, by the way. It was Eminem Classic Rock.  

No. It's just a little slim shade. I was just like Pandora, but what sucks about Pandora is   is that there were any other stuff in there. I was like, this isn't classic rock. Like, I was like jamming out, like, classic rock, like ACDC,   Black Sabbath,   like, the cars came on.   There was, it was like a whole mixture of stuff. But then, like and I understand, like, that's a little bit, like, jumping years.   And then, like, all of a sudden, Kid of Rock came on. I was like, is this classic rock? Well, that's what I was asking. Antor are doing.  

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Exactly. It's what I was asking because you listen to the Pickles and they're playing shit from Green Day in the near late nineties.  

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Well, I think Pandora gets a little off track, you know. They start they start making connections. Have a podcast in the garage. They They start making connections you'd never make. You know, they're like, oh, well, listen. It looks like Jeremy let fucking Steely Dan and,   the Noobie Brothers play for the last half hour. Let's throw him a Kid Rock and see if he still thinks that's classic rock. Yeah. If he reaches up and he turns it off right away, well, no, that's not Jeremy's brand of classic rock. No. I mean, Jeremy, it's a social experiment. Like little bit of, Taylor Swift.  

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Yes. Taylor Swift.  

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Pull it closer.   Is this close? No. You leaned closer. Pull it closer so that as you talk, it's closer. Christ. Don't fucking complain. Just What is the point where? Just just adjust it. Hey. Figure out, like, fucking just normal physics. Reach up and adjust it.  

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I don't like things by my mouth. It creeps me out. Yeah. You do.  

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Yeah. You're right. Why you keep making that o face then?  

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O o   o. No. But,   it's, David Enko. We also saw David Enko lately for some reason.   That's not a classic rock. It's not I it's we're off to classic rock. I just   did you grab an old German?   Maybe I did. What? You don't wanna use your lighter no more to have beers?  

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He's he's drinking Norm Train.  

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I mean, he's eating the chase. He gotta get to Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. It's definitely He's drinking the old German in in In Germany   in their meme wars. There's 12. I'm not gonna drink 12 and go home.   Fast podcast.   You know, I understand. I   Yeah. I mean, I do need to practice to get We got, we got we had a lot of beers last time. Was that the one you you were talking about me on? Yeah. That's the one where you were really tanked up because you went to that wedding and then you told me Hey. If you wanna wanna call it that. I was like, hey, Norm. I'll catch you. He was dude, I knew it was fucked up when he was snacking. You know, like, you see somebody snacking, but he's snacking weirdly. Like, he's eating, like, some chips, then he's eating those hot tamales, cinnamon things, and he's drinking a beer. And I'm breaking a beer because I didn't know, at first, I know he's messed up. That's called a beer. And he looks at me and Tabby's like, I know you're drunk. You're a snack. And I look at them like and then I look at the snacks in front of him, like, and it starts to click. I'm like, he's fucked up. And he looks to me. I'm like, well, I'm gonna go, man. Because, like, I didn't wanna, like, keep feeding him beers. I'm drinking beer. I know he's gonna keep drinking if I'm there. Yeah. So I'm gonna leave. He's like, and this is exactly what he said to me, and this is how he said. He's like   I'm like, hey, ma'am. I'll leave. I'll I'll talk to you later.  

Yeah. And then he said, I'm gonna go and yeah. I'm gonna I drank. I went away and took to our job. I said, alright, man. I love you. I'll talk to you later.   And then I came over here and did the podcast.  

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Yeah. What was what was the event you guys were at? Yeah. It's sister in law's   wedding. And you were you were putting them down,  

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I was the only one putting them down because it was just a clusterfuck. You were the only one putting them down? Yeah. It was at our mom's house. He's an alcoholic. Yeah. So you were you were a guy just there drinking by himself. Well, I was there drinking the coke with the shit because it was just   it was horrible, and then my daughter was giving me looks and making me laugh in the middle of the damn ceremony. It was just bad.   Well, that doesn't sound bad. Sounds great. Your daughter was giving you looks. I mean, she was giving me looks. She's giving me looks like Jim from the office,   like, panning to the camera.  



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Well, that's good. I love his daughter. She also, if we were in a gay relationship, she always tells me Norman would be the woman.   She does that just to bust my balls. She doesn't really mean it. Yeah. She does because she says you're the woman with your wife.   Why why you gotta Wow. Balling them out on here? Because I'm balling them out. Yeah. He knows I love it. He wants to listen to that on Tuesday when she has a good word. My ladies. I love my ladies.  

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Him, you. I think the last thing Norm wants to hear when he gets to work on Tuesday when he's like, help pop on the podcast is Jeremy balling him out again, Bruce.   So  

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I mean, he has to take it tonight. Balls beep.   No. He got me because I was at that we went to that, bash up at the Bon Ton.  

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They told him that I was That's hilarious. My daughter would vote for me for president, by the way. Go on.  

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No. We went to we were up there, and, like, we were I had a good time. Like, we were Good. Man, we didn't win nothing, but but I was like, I asked the same question. They said, no more would be the man. I said, you know what? I'll give it to him this time. You got that salt and pepper beer just like you? You were told you were told not to feed me beer there too, if I remember.  

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Yeah. She told me she said You like to drink a beer too,  

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Sometimes.   Tabby loves me. She was like, do not fill that pitcher up again. And I was like, yes, ma'am. It was free beer, and they gave me a pitcher. I was like, you're not my wife. You'll tell me what to do. That's what I said in my head. Tell me what to feed Norman. That's what I said in my head, but when she was staring at me, I was like, like, yes, ma'am. It's like, it's like feeding the fucking Why would I have to make that?   I'm not going on. You'll feed the gremlins after midnight. He go fault that damn picture.   Lauren told me, she's like, you're being very loud. I was like, I don't give a shit. Yeah. I'm at the fucking Bon Ton. Yes.  

It's like, I used to buy fucking shirts here.  

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It's funny, that mall. It's like that mall is exactly like the dirt mall mall that's in. Oh, yeah. But what cracks you up is they will actually need come around the the, like, through through the one entrance and turn the corner and the popcorn man's there. Yeah. Well, he's dead.  

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I know. I'm just I'm just saying. Yeah. His daughter dies at the Loro Mall, though.   No shit. Yeah. There's still popcorn yeah. You can go there and get the popcorn. Popcorn, man. So it's the Laurel Mall? Yeah. His daughter does it. Little popcorn lady. Oh, no. On the weekends. Why don't they move to the Uniontown Mall? Because the Laurel Mall has better business.  

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They do. It does. That's crazy, isn't it?  

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They got a little better shit. They got Royal King and they got the flea market. Listen. I went and got, like, a JCPenney credit card. So I got it, and I bought some shit. And I was like, maybe I'm trying to get them afloat. Well, I was like, maybe I made a mistake. They're gonna solvent. They're gonna say solvent basically on the interest that you owe them. Yeah. I got a Sears card.   It's   Jeremy Weinstein   in Guam, Puerto Rico. We're gonna drop balloons from the city. I'm sorry. I just got a fancy event to go to. I need to get a button up shirt that I wanna see. Have you noticed they don't even put clothes back on the rack anymore, Jay Space? It's like they just throw them on top of the rack. They put nothing away. That's like that episode. It's a tragedy. It's that episode of Family Guy where he was going to Sears and it was like, oh, Bad Max. Yeah. You gotta chase some meat for a button up shirt.   I wouldn't buy a button up shirt when I have to go somewhere, and I wear it, and then, like, I never wear it again, and then I gotta go buy another button up shirt. They keep, they keep one desk open at the JCPenney now. Yeah. It pisses you off. Like, you have to walk around that whole store and you walk over to that desk, there's like two old ladies in front of you with the turner. You're a little old man. Like, you got all of them registers, but I gotta, like, wait in line for, like, fifteen fucking years unless I'm gonna put myself out. What's crazy about Walmart is they used to have the self scanning things where they had a conveyor belt, like an actual belt. You could put your shit up on the belt and  

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you'd scan it yourself. No, they still have it. They still don't move. They don't have the belt.  

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They took out the things with the belts. They have it. They just don't have a belt that moves. No. They they took the moves now. No. But the thing is they had one that did so you could, like, put a whole world out and skid it. Now it's like this little kiosk with a freaking three foot by three foot table you could put your shit on. And then you hate that shit because you've got more shit. Exactly. You pull the bag out. It's like, please remove unpaid items. I said, bitch, I'm just making room for my shelf. If you the one with the conveyor belt, you could throw your whole order on there and you could scan it and bag it up and throw it in your cart. I'm just gonna go up there and start charging a hundred $50 to scan people's items and bag your shit up for them. That's an idea. Yeah. It is. You could stand there and be like, hey. Do this for you. Get your car. Bring your car. I'll be right out.  

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I'll detail your car too. Just give me your keys.  

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Yeah.   Have I mentioned that I also detail cars for a hundred $50, man?  

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Man,  

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that that self checkout thing, like, I used to hate it. You know, I still really hate it, but now I'm just like, fine. I'll steal. I don't care. Well, look, I'm saying, like I go in, I just, yeah, I just take the gun out, and I just go like this. And if I miss something in the card, I'm like, whatever. I don't really care. Get some people for that, then, and then they they let you build up a bill towards a felony, and then they charge you. Fuck them. I don't give a shit. See, I I don't like people, so that's kinda nice for me because I don't have to interact with people. Why I take my, like, mom like, I take my mom to Walmart. And, like, god love her. Like, we go to Walmart, and, like, I've I've been fuck with her lately, so I'm like, oh, you avoid the toy section just like when I was little. My mom always like, so let's go back and get you toys. She hasn't got me a toy yet. But I'm seriously legit about this toy. Next time, I'm getting me a Lego set for, like, $80. Like, I just been building it up. So, like, he figured $20 a trip,   and I haven't gotten a toy.  

Bam. Big ass Lego set for me. We're here for you. Which Cliff's gonna pay for. Yeah. We're gonna go over Jeremy's house. Cliff pay for the Lego set. I already told him, I said, I'm getting a toy. He's like, you probably will. I'm like, I I am. I'm a jigget a toy one time. So, Jeremy, what's that ever else? Oh, it's the Lego Death Star.  

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I remember.  

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I think it's more than $80 north.  

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No. They have a smaller one. He's  

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gonna keep this one out. Pink aisle? The white. Do they still have, like, pink aisles? You know?   For toys?   The pink toy aisles?   I miss girl toy stores. Yeah. For girl versus boy. Remember, like, remember you go to Hills when you were a kid and you'd be like, I'm not going to that. I loved Hills. I  

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was going to say, I don't think it's pink, but, yeah, there's, like, a separation.   Like, there's   like that with the Barbie dolls and then you get that with the Segregated?  

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I guess. That's not the word you use? I don't  

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think that'd be the word. How do you take it so dark?  

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So you're going down the second one here or there too. Is that one segregated?  

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Based on gender, yes. Oh, based on families or not families. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, so we gotta be a fit so if me and Norman went there, we'd have to make sure we were a family. We are a family. You guys ever use the family restroom when you get there? I have before.   I banged in a family restroom one time. So  

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you're basically doing it family style?  

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Family style. Yes. House. House.  

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You know, I feel bad, though. Like, you say that. I'm not I'm not shocked. Like, of course, you bang in a family restroom. I mean,  

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what are you gonna do? Sometimes you gotta bang in a family restroom or more.   Shit gets hard, you gotta do it. You know what I mean?  

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It's more private.   How about you, Norm?  

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You're banging a family restroom? When you're in, like, a restroom, like, and you got a shit, do you just blow it up or do you wait for the guy to leave and then blow it up? Like, do you, like, do you, like, do you, like, like,   half ass shit or do you just, like, let it rip? I don't care.  

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Norm? I have no problem shitting in public. I don't do that in public. You don't shit in public? No. Those fucking bathrooms are disgusting.  

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Sometimes you just got shit. You used to not shit in public. You used to run home. I used to run home. Yeah. I don't. I have bathroom phobia, but now I don't. I shit a bucket sometimes. You see what it's like?   That's that's why I've been my whole life. Like, I don't care about shit now. I'm probably wish you'd listen. It's great. I wish I would've been that way my whole life. Yeah. Might not have faced some problems. Yeah. But, like, now I'll just blow that shit up. Yeah. Because who cares? No. I can't do that. Why? I will fucking I'll shit on the side of the road on Tuesday. My daughter's theory is I'm on the spectrum, but No. Well, we listen, we can say  

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You're not on the spectrum, no? I don't know if I I've seen people on the spectrum, and you ain't it.  

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Thank you, I guess. I mean   But it's how I wanted to be. I just that was our ongoing theory.   She took a psych class, and then she started diagnosing me. I'll poop anywhere. Yeah.  

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Me too. I'm glad Johnny, you know, got a fucking   toilet here now. Now I ain't gotta bring out my bucket.  

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Buckets are fine too, though. That's what I use for half a year.  

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Yeah. I know. But  

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Problem with the bucket is you have to dispose of it instantly,   which is a problem.   The composting toilet's much better.  

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Johnny knew my pooping situation so bad. I come home. He's like, hey. Left you a present. Left you a present, buddy. I was like, what was it? And I come here. I'm like, did you get me a poop bucket? He's like, yeah. For the garage. Dude. And stole it back my car. I carry in my car. That's love. My mom was like, what is this bucket? I'm like, it's for shitting. She's like, really? I'm like, yeah. Johnny bought it for me. That's love, but Well, they  

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they they make, like, little toilets that you can put on top of a bucket too.  

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Yeah. It's got one. Does it got one? It's got one. I didn't just buy him a bucket no more. He just didn't give me a bucket. Oh, what the hell do I know? I don't know about knowing things. Oh, you're Motherfucker got $2 bills coming out his ass. He just said get me the bucket. He got me the seat and everything. It's bigger. Ray Jeffersons.  

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I went down after ten I threw down $10.02 dollar bills. I was like, give me that bucket and the seat and that plastic bag.   Fuck yeah. You need plastic bag refills? I got you, bro. Oh, I do need plastic bag refills. I got you, homie. I do. Right behind you, see them see right there on top of that bucket? Oh. Yeah. It's perfect size.  

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Nice. I need some new gloves too.   Got ring gear. I got you, bro. I need some ring gear.   Shh.   Got a coat? I need a coat.   I got you, bro.   This weather's breaking, bro. I can't wait to ride. Can't wait to ride. This fucking weather ain't breaking. It's gonna be cold as shit in the next couple months. Listen, though. Like, why are you gonna crush my dreams? I ain't crushing your fucking dreams.  

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Don't crush your dreams. You're living in a sim simulation. I'm just explaining to you whether the simulation is gonna be shitty for the next six months. Yeah.  

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That alien kid did some shitty coding.   Is your name on the bottom of your mug?  

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Yeah. It says big daddy. Yeah. Because I made it. Yeah. It does.   Okay. You're crafting this mug. I made this mug. Look nice. So it has my van on it?   Yeah. And what's it say on the handle?   Camp hard.   Camp hard.  

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It's over there.  

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Yeah. Want some?   Norm, you want some coffee?   I do not want coffee. I will certainly drink coffee. I drink coffee. My beer. I've been drinking coffee all day. I I enjoy it. I drink it. How long would you sleep? Would you have passed out of   Oh, believe me. I don't have a problem sleeping.   We're done here. I'm gonna head up down I'm gonna head down to, Le Mans Sportsman's Club.   Hang out there till 03:30.  

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So you're gonna get drink with strangers and I drink with us? No. I'm drinking with you, but you guys are gonna leave. You're drinking coffee.  

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No. I'm drinking. We're here now.   No. I'm gonna drink later too is what I'm saying.   I'm gonna drink now and later. You remind me of  

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southern guy we know. Is it is his name John? No.  

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Alright. So Why don't you ask for drinking coffee? Cramp,  

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press.   Yeah. Jamming under there. I heard the song right there. There you go. There you go, buddy. I'm a fucking professional.  

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See, aren't you glad I taught you that trick?  

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Well, you're not you know, I'll take do with your tongue,  

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asshole. You're not a smoker, though, so you don't carry a lighter, so it won't ever help you. It only helps smokers. Now I'm just gonna go buy a lighter because of that.  

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Wouldn't Wouldn't it be better just to buy a fucking bottle of it or keep it in your car? No. Because I can't light fancy girl cigarettes.   Everybody vapes. Whoever  

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who ended up with Jeff's lighter that said tits and beer on it? Mike.   That's a fucking that that fucking lighter is money. Hopefully, he has it. Dude, that lighter is money.  

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I got his lighter jacket.  

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That leather jacket is money too.  

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It doesn't fit me, but, you know. Well, you should have it. Got these broad shoulders.  

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Yeah. That's why I don't fit.  

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Got these broad shoulders. Fat? Big ass fucking pooch right here in the middle.   Fuck you.  

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I'm pleasantly buffered. Believe me, buddy. Your shoulders fit it.  

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Girl, I think I like your tone on this podcast. Can't can't zip this shit up.  

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I hate your shoulders to prevent that zipper from going up. That's when he developed an eating disorder.  

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You don't eat.   Yeah. Right?   It's water weight.  

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Yeah.   Beer.  

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Oh, come on. It's just a general ribbing.  

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So what else let's get some news in this bitch. What else news do we know of?  

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I don't know. I I haven't really followed shit this week too much. What is it? Something about, what is that, $5,000  

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that they wanna give everybody or trying to say that they're gonna give $5 to everybody from They're looking at the they're looking at the doge savings and giving back to the tax payer. Well, I can tell you right now.   They're not giving you $5.  

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If they do give you $5,   and it's like the STEMIs from a couple years ago, which I never got, but if it's like that   and they're full of shit on all those Doge savings,   then what it's gonna do, it's gonna send inflation through the roof. So in a year, everything's gonna be probably 20% more expensive.   But if there is Doge savings,   that $5,000   will be offset by that. Yeah. That's what I think. Could be curved. Well, that's what I'm thinking is gonna happen. I'm just because that's what they're saying. I mean That's the thing is you're all they like to tell people things   so that people stay happy and that the poll numbers stay up.  

And The thing the the truth could be a lot more sinister. It could be the fact that they're just really need your poll numbers right now?  

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He's a he's a lame duck president. He's four years and out. No. He doesn't he doesn't need her poll numbers. I'm just saying. So that's what I'm saying. What what benefit do they have? If   they change that law, we might run again in midterm elections.  

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And if they lose the House and the Senate They're not  

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the thing is, though  

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I don't know. No. Good, Norm. What's the thing?  

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Spit spit that politics out. No. Just  

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No. It's real early on. The midterm elections are two years from now. No. All all wait. All I'm saying is  

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the   the five thousand dollar   check that you're supposedly gonna get will only be a good thing if it is really based on savings. Agreed. Agreed. If it's not and it's just to   keep people happy with the current regime Yeah. You're just adding into it. You're adding into it. You're adding into it. We're all gonna be worse off if they get if they pass out $10,000  

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checks to everyone. Exactly. Well, I I agree with you on that. I'm stupid. I'm buying a bike.  

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I'll probably buy a bike too.  

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Yeah.   I'm a I'm stupid like that. I'm buying a bike. I'll probably buy a bike too.   Or a boat. Me and Joanna get married. We're buying a boat. We can't get a boat for $5.   We'll have $10.   Because we're married.  

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What yours is mine? We gotta bring Norman.  

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What is that? That's a Palomino. No. Palomino is just two people.   So what is   gay orgy. Yeah. Gay orgy. $15.   About about $15. If you got $3.15,  

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though. If you got three dudes, I think you I think you can make it like a circle. Right?   Circle jerk. Where everybody gets a a d and their a.  

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Like, even a centipede.  

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Yeah. I think with three dudes, you can pull something like that off. Two dudes, no way. But,  

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so we could do a double dutch rudder, but we'd have to have what would be a double  

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throuple rub. It's not gay if I'm touching my dick. Yeah. Right?  

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Yeah. I don't think it's gay either unless we're touching dicks head to head.   My ass, your face, what's up?  

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I tell you what, I could use the extra five g's.  

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I could. I could.   But I'm stupid with it, though. So I'm I'm gonna buy a bike. You give me five g's right now, I'm buying a bike. That's what I'm doing. I'm stupid like that. Yeah. You're buying my bike.   Yeah. Yeah.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. I I So so what am I gonna do with eight g's?  

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Well, no no no no no no no. I'll I'll pay on your bike, give you $2, and then take the other 3 and buy a bike.  

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I I don't understand your logic, but okay.  

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I don't know. It's not your math.   You you know what I mean? I'd say I'd say I'm buying Mike a bike, but he he shouldn't be riding at his age. Oh, definitely not. He'll hurt himself.   He will never let that go.  

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He will hold that till the day he dies. No. No. That was a mistake to tell him that. But I was in a mindset at the time where even I thought that I was probably getting too old to be on a bike because, like, I Oh, no, bro. Everybody goes through things. Dude, I was quite I was, like, getting shaky on it because it had been so long, you know, so I was, like, not confident. And I remember thinking, like, you know, if you're not really confident, this could be really dangerous because I was already riding a bike, and I started, like, questioning my confidence. So when Mike asked me that, I was like, well, I don't think so because he already doesn't know how to ride. So, like, I'm thinking, how dangerous does this be?   You know? But then after I got my confidence back, I'm like, oh, fuck it. Anybody can do it.  



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Well, this is you too. You're like, oh, I'm gonna buy this bike. It has 300 cc's. I want a two month flare. Oh, you know what? I'm gonna go faster. I'm gonna buy this bike. I have firearms. Oh, no. You know? I'm gonna go buy this one. It's a I'm gonna go buy this one. It's a thousand. That was you. And then you're like, oh, fuck. I'm not confident because I buy a 1,200 cc seat bike that I'm going 150,000   miles down the fucking road.   And we get a boat.   I got jet skis. I already told Norman, I'm I'm riding them jet skis. Dude, you wanna you wanna experience fun? Can I just jet ski?   Yes. You can bang on a jet ski. Lauren, if you listen to this podcast, we're banging on a jet   ski. She's not gonna listen to this podcast.  

She doesn't like music. Fuck it in here, bitch. I'm I'm kidding. I'll I'll You you gotta  

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dude, the the fucking fun you have in a jet ski, it's unbelievable. Like, as soon as you fucking pull it, they're just like,  

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ah, it's so much fun. Well, that's like when I got the dog here, it was like, oh, I'm ready to work and stuff, and I had the helmet on her, like, oh, like, that's stupid or whatever. I'm like, you motherfuckers say whatever you want, but you don't see the fucking shitting grin on my face when I'm riding down the road on that motherfucker. That's what it's all about.   Ape hangers. Summer. I'm putting ape hangers on that motherfucker. It's gonna be amazing. That sounds good. I don't feel like doing it. You're doing it. I don't feel like it. You gotta do it. I got shit to do this summer. Remember my brother, Jeff Snyder, told you to take care of me? You gotta put ape hangers on me. You son of a bitch.   Guess I'm getting ape hangers.  

So I'm not getting ape hangers, Shawnie? You're getting ape hangers, buddy. That's what I thought. That's what I thought.  

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Fucking   some kind of crazy blackmail.  

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I'll send you a door on Troy's room. I need my lights fixed outside. My foundation's fucked up. My grass needs cut. I need a roof. I need that fence help put up.   I might need an oil change.   Jeff Steiner.  

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Dude, you're fucked.   That's fucked up, man.   Hey. Fucking enormous snacking.  

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Jesus Christ. Are you drunk already?  

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Hey, Norma. I got some, fucking Goldfish over here. You want some of that? That's it. Fuck it.  

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He's got some homemade pickles in the fridge   with some grenade hot sauce.  

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These are delightful. These are Hurst Kettle Chips, sour cream and onion.   They are not a sponsor, ladies and gentlemen. We do not concur that they are a sponsor. They are not a sponsor, but if they wanna send me a free shipping, they sure in hell can.  

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So you see that thing when the Park Rangers hung that flag upside down on, like in Mount Rushmore?   Or not Mount Rushmore,   El Capitan out in Yosemite?   No. Yeah, so like Park Rangers protesting the layoffs. At least this is a story, I'm sure there's more to it than this, so we don't know. But the the the headline   when you read the headline, it's like park park rangers who are angry at the Doge layoffs or whatever,   hanging upside down American flag from Yosemite's El Capitan. You know, everybody's praising it and everything. They're like, oh, you know, because you know you know what upside down Yeah. It means you're in distress. In distress. Right. Well,   I don't I don't like this thing. I think all I got either. I don't like this thing that these liberals are fucking   suddenly coming up with where they're saying, oh, the American flag, upside down in distress because of this. Dude, I hang the American flag upside down. We've been in distress for fucking everybody. Like, they're stealing they're stealing the thing. The thing that has how you show that your country's fucked all the time, not just right now. I mean, I don't think these people are straightening anything out. We're fucked. No. Like I said, being like, I don't know, man. I wouldn't hang the I'm not even like a  

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I don't know how to put this. I'm not even a fucking I I always wanted to go to the military, and I actually signed up to go to the military right before,   which I don't know. It sounds stupid, but they told me I had to get married or someone writes away for Kaylee, and I was like, I'm not doing that. Which now that I think about it, I should've just got married and went. You know what I mean? Because I'd have it made right now,   or I'd be dead, but I'd probably have it made.  

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But like I thought they didn't let you in because of IBS.  

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No. No. They said I could poop anywhere.   Oh, you gotta bucket you gotta bucket? Oh, that's what it was at the time. You wouldn't poop anywhere. So you were like, I can't go. Yeah. But you know what? I probably Take a little drink. If I went to the I think it would have straightened me out, bro. I got to go with military because, like, you need to shit, Snyder. I'd be like, okay, sir. I think it would have been  

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my life would have been a lot different. You just washed out the first day you had to take a shit. You're like, I gotta go home and shit. Dude, I would have killed everybody over in fucking Iraq. I would have fucking shot everybody. That's not what I said. I said, you since the first day of basic training, you've been like, I gotta go to my mom's house and poop.  

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Fly me over.   We're sorry, mister Snyder. Right? I just wanted a soft slip paper and fucking   soda phobia of public toilet. Dude, I don't like people.  

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And I don't like people who shit me. You know that you know they don't have dividers between the shitties and shit. Doors on the fucking toilet. It's just a burrow full of toilets. They're right there underneath their snare. Dividers.  

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Yeah. I understand that. Is that why is that why you washed out?   He took a tour of the you know, go to washout. He took he took it to where the baby's like, fuck this. With Jim.   It was and the guy was like, you gotta sign your rights lawyer or get married. I was like, because because at first, he didn't say anything, and then Jim was like, oh, well, he got a daughter only. That's why I wanna go in, and all of a sudden, it changed, but they make you get married or sign the rights way. So if you have a daughter, they make you get married or sign the rights way. Jesus. Fuck that. Because of, like, what he says because of, like, getting, like, your benefits and stuff. Of course.   But, I mean, if I had to do it every year, I would just got married and fucking Yeah. Usually, yeah. You should probably just go married.  

Yeah. I mean, but  

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believe me, you did get married.  

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No, I didn't.   You didn't? No, we just had that party.   You didn't get married that day? No.   Why are you bringing up old shit? I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about you getting married. No. We were talking about you know what? Whatever. I didn't get married. I thought you did.   Never been married in my life. Really? Thought you were fucking married? Nope. This is the party we went to where we ordered tuxes, and,   yeah, I got married. About two weeks, but I was a little bit better. Okay. Sorry.   Alright. I knew I was right. Why does podcast become about me? It's about you.   No. It's not. And your negative impact on my life. We'll cut this out. That's fucked. You can you can put it. I don't care. What do you mean my negative impact on your life? You fucker. Roof still ain't fixed. Fucking grass needs cut. Bents needs put up.  

We got an alcoholic kid? Yeah. Yeah. We got an alcoholic lover, a contributing his five minutes. It's not about me.  

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It's about you. He's snacking. Leave him alone.  

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He needs snacks.  

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Alright. I'm sorry. Tell the story about how you washed out of the military. Oh, so I washed out.  

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See? Alright. I got some poop. So you wanted to join, but you didn't. Well, I think Poor prayers. Don't you give it a drug where you don't get a hard on, you don't poop?  

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What?   Saltpeter.  

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I think they give you a drug where you don't get a hard on. In the military? Yeah.  

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Saltpeter.  

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Saltpeter?  

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Yeah.   It's a chemical they give you. Apparently, it keeps you from getting hard on it. Is it really called saltpeter? Yeah. Can you fact check this? Well, yeah. It has a it has a scientific name, but I don't know what it is. It's called saltpeter.   Saltpeter. I think it's a component of gunpowder too.  

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Fuck, yeah. What branch? How's it going to the Air Force?  

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Buddy system. Chair Force.   Yeah. I I just wanted something easy. I understand. I was gonna join the Navy.  

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Fuck me.  

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What was that?   What serious was I doing? No. Serious. I was gonna join the navy. I wanted to join the navy, from 18 to probably 40.   It's only gay if you're underway.   No. No. I'm sorry. It's not gay if you're underway.  

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Jesus Christ.  

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What? You didn't know that I wanted to join the Navy? No. I didn't know you wanted to join the Navy. Yeah. I wanted to join the Navy. I thought because I wanted to go around the world and just hang in all them fucking cool military bases.   There was, We got, you know, Germany, Philippines, Japan, everything. That'd been awesome. I just never did it. Like, I just couldn't ever commit.   Yeah. I could never commit. I was just like I just kept putting it off and putting it off, and then one day, it was too old to get  

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Yeah. What is your rate? It can be up to, like, what, 30?  

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I think it's 35, but then, I mean, you still have to really pass, I think, the the,   physical requirements, which at 35, I probably could've, but one more year and there was no way I was still doing PT. Who are brothers in the military? He's a cool guy.  

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Yeah. I don't I don't mind the military, man. I I would love to get in the military now. Like, I have to get beat. You know what I mean? If I was younger, bro, I would have went to the military.   I think it's one And the guy told me, he said, you never did never hear anybody who went to the military saying they regret going to the military. Right. Yeah. And it's the truth. Like, have you ever met somebody who said they regretted going? They might bitch about it while they're there because it's nonsense, but everybody bitches about their job, and you never realize that's their job Yeah. If you're in the military.  

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But   No. You never no. No one bitches about it. How does this relate to upside down flag? Go back to that. What were you talking about? The stress. I just wouldn't  

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hang an American flag in miles. I don't know. I'm gonna get loads no more now. I couldn't hang an American flag. What I'm saying? Being in the military, I mean, what were you saying? Were you saying you would never hang an American flag? I would never do that. Like, I would I don't know, man. You would never hang a flag or hang it upside down? No. Hang it upside down. Like, I'm not, like, I'm not in the military, and I'm not, like, but I would never, like, I don't have a flag at my house. I always, like, go, I'm gonna buy American flag and hang it up because, like, I don't know, man. I have one. I'm I have American pride, but I'm just saying, like, I would never put it upside down. I think that's just disrespectful.  

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You want that one? Which one? The one that's upside down. Jesus Christ.  

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Yeah. But you're doing It's been there the whole damn time. Political and I understand that. I'm saying, like,   that's your view. I'm saying, like, for me, like, I they put it outside my house. It's not like you're flying it outside your garage. No. I have it in here. Yeah. Well  

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Well, now I'm gonna turn it right side up because these idiots out in Yosemite had turned flew their ears up there. The point of the meaning of it. Yeah. That's what I mean. Okay. You just you you articulated  

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it better. Yes.  

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That. Like, no. Yeah. I'm not doing it. Like, there she is bullshit. Well, I'm flying it upside down because we've been in distress since 1776.  

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We're killing it all there. Well, the thing is, did you know, like, during the whiskey rebellion, because   out this way   He wouldn't mention alcohol. Well, the thing   is, all the farmers, they had their grain and they would, you know, they'd make more money by distilling it in the whiskey than they would by selling it because it doesn't have a good shelf life.   So they would make whiskey and they'd sell whiskey, and then   the fledgling country is like, Well, we're going to tax whiskey and   make some money on it. And, They revolted. They revolted and they used to take pictures, portraits of Alexander Hamilton and they turned them upside down on the side of disrespect to kind of protest the fact that he   was, wanting the tax. Who put down the whiskey?  



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What's that? Who put down the whiskey rebellion?  

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Well, it was George Washington. He he cave road aid. He was the only president to ride in the battle   with an army as president. Yeah. You're right. In in The United States. In The United States. He, like, led an army into this area to take care of people.  

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Yeah. You're right. Yeah.  

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Only time it ever happened.   Now Germany's replaced with a cat.  

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Yeah. Yeah. The moment they created the country, they started going against their own   constitution. I guess we're all doomed. I mean, we can argue about it. Politics is about, I guess,   who believes what about,   the way   our constitution was interpreted.   And we went off the rails at some point and nobody   nobody pays attention anymore. But I think I think back in the back in the those days, like the days of   the Whiskey Rebellion and,   those are those first few incidents really probably   defined our country. You know, when George Washington rides out and puts down the Whiskey Rebellion, I mean,  

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not a good look. Well, the thing is though, it wasn't twenty years before that that you were   taking care of your own government and taking out and and fighting a revolution. Yeah. Because that's the thing. People don't realize. I mean, we look at our founding fathers and we're like, hey.   It's a great thing, but they were terrorists.   They were they were committing acts of treason. They, you know, they were British citizens and they were fighting their own government.   And had they lost that war, they all would have hung for trading. Well, it definitely shaped the culture of America. Well, that's the thing. Culture America is basically built on rebels. Well, that's the thing. And and that's still true. I mean, you're still gonna have people who rebel against things and then really  

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Well, that's the thing is that everybody should be questioning and rebelling against everything. That's why you have this kind of treatment. That's that's why it's there. No. I know that. But what I'm saying is everybody should be protesting what the government does. Like, our government shouldn't be allowed to go over and and,   contribute money to places like Ukraine and soldiers. Like, there should be people in the streets rioting over there. We're we're making some shit. Their Facebook  

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pictures to their Ukrainian flag. Yeah. Well,  

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those people are retards. We're just fucking doing the Ukrainian thing because nobody got some shit over there.  

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We don't want nobody to be a fool. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, is whether we have shit over there or not, like, there should be citizens in the streets rioting because of saying, what are you doing? Bring all that money and those people back here. Yeah. And they should be listening to us. But everybody's so fucking   stressed and running around like crazy trying to work and to make enough money to to provide for their family, then they don't have time to do that. So they basically have a strict, you know, we all have to focus on our own lives. We don't have time to go over and protest what they're doing. So what we've done is we basically said, we'll leave it to you because we believe you know best for us, but they they don't do what's in our best interest. They run around doing whatever they want all over Yeah. All over the world because we don't have the time or energy to pay attention. We have to live.   This is off subject, but it's popping off outside. They know they did it that way. Just so you know, it's popping off outside. You mean snow?  



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No. You had three state troopers just fly down your road. You need to get a scanner. Distress.   You can't. Heard you had a fucking American flag hung upside down and   tried to find you.  

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They're probably   heading down to  

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the volunteer fire department for karaoke night. You wanna raise some of the Herald Standard?  

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Think we ought to? We're only an hour into bullshitting.  

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I mean, you could read it and we'll probably go back into bullshitting, but I'm having a good time.  

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Is Is that a fucking Ollie's ad?  

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Fuck, yeah. Read the Ollie's ad. You take Thursday.  

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Sure is.  

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Get  

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a get a fucking leaf blurring ad. I can't get what for the Ollie's ad.   It's, it's good stuff. Great   stuff. Dirt cheap.   Fuck, yeah. I'll read the Ollie's ad. Right?   I mean, I can't read, but yeah.   I'll take Sunday.  

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Oh, shit. Future paper. You got the you got the, the funding there. Find something that finds my interest.   First things first, they're, worried about Penn State closing the Fayette campus.  

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I ain't gonna close. No. It's crazy, man. The Eberly campus?  

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Yeah. Well They're gonna close that? Oh, they're gonna close some of them. Yeah. I have a friend up there who runs the, he's the head of the physics and  

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electrical department,  

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I believe. I I doubt they closed the Fayette campus. There's a lot of shit that happens in the community.   Well, you think that because you live here, but Yeah. But they they raise a shit ton of money for that thong shit and everything else. Cats, bro.  

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You don't think they have a thong in any of the other campuses? They do, but the FA campus is the one that's like on the top of the leaderboard.  

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Right? Yeah. But they're the top of the leaderboard of all the satellite campuses. Really?  

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Yeah.  

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Did you go to Penn State Fair? I did not. I went to I went to Cal U,  

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what's called Penn Western now. Penn West. Yeah. You went to Cal U? Yeah. That's funny. I couldn't tell by your getup.  

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I went to WVU for a year too.  

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I went for three. I just wanna say that I am a pussy magnet.   Goddamn.  

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Yeah.   That'll happen.  

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Alright, Kat. I don't I don't wanna be mean to you. You're you're pretty and all, but I am allergic.   Put her on the floor. Put her on the floor, buddy.  

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Don't let her crawl on you if you're allergic.  

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She's cute, though.   She's soft.  

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Soft, k. Alright.  

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You gotta get down. You gotta get down. I'm I apologize.  

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Geez.  

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She's already coming back up.  

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Look. She's cute. Cat. She's like Is this your cat? Did you buy this cat? Did this cat just come around? Did you just bought this cat, adopted? That's a feral cat from Farmington from,  

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Pam and Dave's. Yeah. She's nice. Yeah. I got her about  

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seven years ago. Did you pay 10  

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I don't know. That cost $32  

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bills.   What's that? That costs $32 bills. Yeah.  

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Alright. Somebody read a story. I'm not reading.   I can't read.  

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Can I find something good?   Yeah. Okay. Here we go.   Goddamn it. Hold on. Let me find both sections of this. Alright. No. No. No.   Oval office blow up. Trump   admonishes   Ukraine's Zelensky.   Associated Press, Washington.   President Donald Trump berated Ukrainian president Volodymyr   Zelensky for being disrespectful Friday in an extraordinary Oval Office meeting, then abruptly called off the signing of a minerals deal with The US   that Trump said would have moved Ukraine closer to ending its war with Russia. Holy shit. I did not know that that happened. Yeah. Hey. It came Friday.   Well, I knew there was a meeting. I didn't know that it was called off. The astonishing turn of events could scramble affairs in Europe and around the globe. During his visit with Trump, Zelensky was expected to sign the deal allowing The US greater access to Ukraine's rare earth minerals and hold a joint news conference, but that plan was scrapped after a heated engagement between the leaders in front of the news media.  

I did watch part of this,   today. I didn't see the end, but I did see   most of it, and they all sounded like morons.   Like, Trump sounded like a moron.   The only person that made any sense was JD Vance, and I turned that off right before you guys got here, so I didn't get to see the rest of that. But That was about it. Trump basically   he just kept repeating the same mantra over and over again where he was just like, you know, we need to make a deal, all this stuff. And he's right, don't get me wrong, but he can't convey what he's trying to say   clear enough for the American people to watch this and be like,   oh, Trump knows what he's doing. I mean, he may know what he's doing  

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or the people behind him may know what he's doing, but he definitely was not able to say it on camera. Disrespect the president of another country and think he's gonna do whatever you want. I mean, I   True. But I because isn't he, like, he fights, don't he? Who? Doesn't that Zelensky? Yeah. Doesn't he actually go out and fight? No. He he,  

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he does not No. He doesn't fight? He's never fought anything. Those those guys  

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Those those guys that if you go around 51 that holds a sign that says, we'll work for food  

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it's kinda like that. Yeah. Just on a global level. He's never fought. He wears that costume. He thinks he's fighting.  

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He wears that, like, Under Armour shirt all the time, like, missing If you were, like say we were in a war like that, though, would you fight?   Or would you, like, not fight? As president? If I was president?   I think I'm gonna fight. I would wanna fight.   Because then, like, you pretty much would, like, be a badass.  

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It should be George Washington leading the battle with,  

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Washington County. If you're president, I think you should go out there   and fight. I think all the government workers who push for war should have no fight. I think there should be a   It's like the like the old days where the kings had to leave the army in the battle.   What age was George Washington when he was president? That's way that's where it ought to be. If you're gonna start the war, you better be out there and fight it. Fight it. What what age because they all looked older back then. But what age was, like, George Washington when he was president? He was in his sixties, I think. Was he in his sixties? I think. He was in his fifties, I believe. I don't know. He was younger.   No. Not when he was president. Well, I mean, 50 hold on. I guess back then that was over, but I'm saying, like, 55.  

Dude, you're, like, 46.   I could consult the the good people. Two to 58 when he's 40. You're in your forties.   I'm in my forties.  

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What are you saying? I should be saying, we could go out there and fucking fight a war. No. He definitely could, but he didn't fight when he was president. He was 57.   Yeah. He was 57. He didn't fight when he was president. He fought when he was younger. Fought before. Yeah. But he could fight. That's what I'm saying.   Oh, he definitely could.   He liked it. George Washington loved it.   But   this this is, like, two issues.   If you're in the government and you're pushing for war and your people don't want it, you should be fighting. Yeah. These people If you're push if you're pushing for war and your people don't want it, you shouldn't be pushing for war.  

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That's the first and foremost thing. Whether or not you fight it or not, you shouldn't be pushing for something your people don't want.   If you're in   office as a president or any other fucking political office, you should be doing the will of the people.  

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That is true, Norm. Thank you. So fucking so I agree with Norm. So basically, Friday's meeting did not happen is what you're saying by the paper. No. I I don't know. It it happened. It happened. I don't I don't know the part. Well, you said you were listening to it, so Friday they did not come to an agreement. They did not come to agreement. Yeah. According to the agreement. Trump kicked the agreement. It was the one scale of the White House. Jeez. Yeah. It was a it was a shit show. Really? Oh, yeah. Threw him out. Yeah. I I don't  

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I don't know if he, like, threw him out like you would think, like, oh, get the fuck out type thing, but  

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because I couldn't find him in the Like, damn Vincino and, like, no, you gotta grab him and, like, did toss him. No. Nothing like that. His head and threw him out. But it was basically  

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it kinda ended with a It's pretty much he was like, I'm leaving. Yeah. It was like, get the fuck out. We're done. We're done talking about this until you're ready to come back and talk. So how was he disrespectful?   Who, Trump? No. How was Zelensky disrespectful? He wasn't really disrespectful. Just Zelensky was he part of that? They didn't do what the fuck they wanted wanted him to do.  

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That's all he wants. He wants to be part of that UN, don't he? Well, he wants to be part of NATO.   Yeah. He was part of UN and stuff. So yeah. Well, it's not the UN. It's NATO. He has a part of NATO. Protection or whatever against Russia, and they they don't want him to do it. They don't want to grant him power that. You can't give Ukraine, NATO membership. Well, that's the thing. If you if you do if you do NATO, if he joins NATO, an act against once again, act against install, it's gonna That's gonna affect all kind of other countries. Well, that's the thing. Protection and all Well, that's the thing. If you're in NATO, There's an article called, it's a well, I think, believe they referred to as article five of Once you're in NATO any act of aggression on a NATO country is an act of Is that against everyone? Bring bring US into a war with Russia if you're in NATO. Exactly. You don't want that. Yeah.  

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Exactly. You can't have Ukraine in NATO. Russia will never accept it. No.  

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No. Well, it's the same reason why,   China is apprehensive of us getting too close with fucking Korea and shit, because   we're right   there. We're right there knocking on their door, and they don't want us that close.  

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Yeah. And I don't blame them because it's no different than in the sixties. I'm not fucked up now. It's like terrible with my I have no idea. I don't think so. I think China's I think that's propaganda from our government. Make us believe that China's not doing well. Like I said, it's hard to look up because, like, I try to look up shit, like, to be, like,   I don't know. Like, I I find certain things, like I get all my information. Trying to find, like, I'm not gonna affect the world tonight, but I try to, like, look up shit. Like, I find it interesting. I'd rather, like, look up, like because, like, when I watch my news and I'm going to work, I'll, like, try to, like, YouTube, like, world news, but, like, the algorithm, man, like, I just get the same bullshit. Like, it's not nothing   It's not the world news I wanna see. You know what I mean? Like, I want world news. Like,   it it's just it's it's   you know what I mean? Like, it doesn't give you the world news. It gives you what our area is gonna get, and that's it. Oh, why don't you why don't you, look up,  

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like, foreign news?  

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I do, but it's still the same bullshit. It's, like,  

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bullshit. Oh, that's okay.   Well, I don't know what you mean then. I mean, really, you just gotta check news or like, couple different news sources, and then then you'll get a good idea of what you're looking at. Right? Like, so you get this viewpoint, this viewpoint, and that viewpoint, then you make your own decision. I might get a computer and get, like, a legit fucking channel and, like, see what's going like, China's local news channel and see what's going on. Well, that's what you need to do. You need to get you need to get stories from everywhere so you can make your own decision. Well, we'll read 1984. That's basically  

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what what we're living now.  

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So   do   do you do you know anything else about this? Because that seems interesting. I had no idea that that was happening. I was trying to watch it today. I watched a little bit of it. I didn't get to watch it all, but it's just  

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it basically was a shit show. They were just kinda going back and forth with each other and,  

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don't huff. Don't huff. We don't take huffing around. We don't take   he's fucking I wish a motherfucker would. He's huffing because he's been snacking. Yeah. You you want some more snacks? Is that why you're mad?  

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You got your kettle chips now? You're in a little tiffy? We'll see what all he's got on sale and end up there and buy some. Yeah.   Yeah. I don't know, man. I think   I mean, I don't care what kind of deal he strikes with Ukraine. I mean, that money is either gone or will recoup   it through natural resources   extracted from Ukraine.   But but one thing is for sure is that war's gotta end.   US does not need to be involved. Let Europe   let Europe provide the security agreements   for Ukraine   and protect them against Russia, but we need to not be involved in that at all.   If we stay involved in that,  

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we're talking end of the world kinda shit. I don't think like like I said, I don't think we should have been   all that shit, man, like, all the money we show out everywhere, all over the place, it's just ridiculous.   And then, like, you got people starving.   Like, we shouldn't be able to shell out any money unless our shit's all taken care of. You know what I mean? It shouldn't be, like, any any shit we're showing out should not be showed out unless we're taken care of. Well, of course. But  

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why why does our money go out of the country whenever they don't consult any one of us? Yeah. No.  

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Like,  

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shouldn't hey. Before they send let's say before they send 300,000,000,000   to a place like Ukraine, why don't they have   endless meetings about it, town halls, let everybody tell the representative what they want, and their representative go and vote the way they want? Yeah. It should be like, hey, Johnny. Like, you've worked x amount of dollars,  

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and we put this x amount of dollars. Do you wanna buy a 50,000   rounds of AK ammo?   Ukraine? Or do you wanna, like,   build, like, some, like, water treatment plant in Africa?   That should be the option.   Yeah. Or would you like to take care of veterans in The US? Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, that's never an option. Well, that's the thing. They all have,  

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they all have their own kickbacks and  

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you know, they'll they'll go and they have they all have their hands in a cookie jar. Yeah. They all have their hands in a cookie cookie jar. But why do so that's one thing, but why do people   why do regular people get involved in it? Like, why are there people protesting out there right now saying that we should be supporting   Ukraine in this deal? Propaganda.  

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Yeah. I know. I know that. That's all it is. It's brainwashed. Just because you gotta figure Russia is Russia.  

[01:38:10] Unknown:

And Ukraine is Ukraine. Well, that's it. There's always a villain. Russia's always Russian. But none of these people know anything about Ukraine. No. So why would you support Ukraine over Russia? Because it's not Russia. Russia, I know that how many decades have been portrayed   through media and through movies and everything else as the villain.   I mean, during the sixties, seventies, eighties, the cold war,   who was the major villain in all the fucking movies? Russia. Oh, Russia's pretty thick. Russia, I mean, that's that's the enemy. It's the enemy.  

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I understand. But why are you trying   to   argue  

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with   that? I mean, I'm just happy Rocky beat   that fucking dude in that boxing, Max. That's what I'm happy about. That dude? You mean Dolph Lundgren? Yes. But what was his name in there? Dolph Lundgren. It wasn't Dolph Lundgren. What was his name? Ivan Drago. Yeah. Yeah. Draco.  

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It's a great name. Did you ever see the, Russian version of Rocky  

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four? No.  

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Yeah. Ivan Drago win? Right after Ivan Drago   kills Apollo Creed   Ends? Fucking credits roll.   Really? Yeah. Nice. That's what they showed in the Soviet Union.  

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Are you fucking with me right now?  

[01:39:21] Unknown:

Of course.   Yeah. The movie's thirty minutes long, and as soon as the Russian beats Apollo Creed, he dies,   fucking credits roll, and it just plays the Soviet national anthem.  

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If he does If he does, he does. He does. He does. Grabs you.  

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I love Rocky four.   There's a YouTube Is that Nate another Rocky? I don't like I don't like this whole,   I don't like how the whole world's on Ukraine's side like they're the good guy.  

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Not everybody's side. On my side.  

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On your side. Yeah. But it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense of why people would normal   everyday regular people in Fayette County, Pennsylvania would fly Ukraine flags. What's wrong with you? They're flying  

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They are very   crashed. Where?  

[01:40:12] Unknown:

Well, I'm not gonna dox these people, but, yeah, they're out there. I've seen them. I mean, just give me an area. I wanna see a Ukrainian flag.   There's one in Perry right on, 51 Oh, okay. Across the speedway.   There's a guy flying a Ukrainian flag in his front yard.  

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Retard. Does he have an American flag with it or just the Ukrainian flag?  

[01:40:31] Unknown:

Yeah. I think he has an American flag with it. Well, is it upside down? No.  

[01:40:36] Unknown:

Is the Ukraine flag upside down?  

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I don't know. I don't know anything about Ukraine. I don't know where yellow or blue is supposed to be up. All I know is if you're an American, you find a Ukrainian flag, and you're not fucking Ukrainian. I think, yeah, it's stupid. It's stupid. I'm stupid.  

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Yeah. And then there's another person out on like, young people that are to get that from Amazon.  

[01:40:56] Unknown:

I know. Made in China. Yeah.   Yeah. Ukrainian flag made in China. Chinese fingers got way up. Too Periopolis  

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to be hung at this asshole's fucking house. Yeah.  

[01:41:07] Unknown:

There's an episode of the Simpsons.   Oh, fuck's sake, Norm.   Lexus Simpson. I do like the Simpsons.   Where   Bart was, sell nuclear secrets to China. He's like, should I really betray my country? He goes, and the Chinese guy goes,   you swore allegiance to the flag of The United States. The flag is made in China.  

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Oh my god. This is pretty money.   Well, I don't know. I don't know what the hell we're talking about. My dog's at Trisha's.   She takes better care of him.   Yeah. I don't know, Norm.  

[01:41:48] Unknown:

There's no easy answer to it. If there is an easy answer, easy solution, there'd be a solution already for it all.  

[01:41:56] Unknown:

I just don't understand why so many people think that we ought to be on the side of a country we've never been to. The thing is, John, that Whenever world peace can be achieved if we just make friends with the other superpower on the other side of the world. But that's the thing. It's all propaganda.  

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Everyone's brainwashed into a certain point.   Why would we pick a fight with a huge country on the other side of the world?  

[01:42:18] Unknown:

Or if we worked with them, then world peace could possibly be achieved. But that's the thing, though. Like, if you look at social media and stuff like that, everyone's gonna be  

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it's like the whole Ukrainian flag start is starting to go around on Facebook again because of that crazy shit.   It it goes down to the whole   whatever narrative they're going. Orange man bad,   Ukrainian good type whatever.  

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Fuck   it.  

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And now it is the Russian just standing there. The Russian final intimidate freeze.  

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I came here tonight.   I didn't know what to expect.  

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Yeah. We're so we can get you a maker's here.  

[01:45:17] Unknown:

I see   a lot of people hate me,   and I didn't know   what to feel about that. So   I guess I didn't like   too much money.  

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Kevin works the guy. He reveals the customer.  

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During this   fight,   I've seen a lot of change.   The way   you just felt about me   and the way I felt   about you.   In here,   there were two guys   showing each other,   but I guess   that's better   than 20,000,000.