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I'm dying in your beds   many years from now.   Would you be willing   to train   all the days from this day to that   for one chance,   just one chance   to come back here and   tell Aran   that they may take our lives,   but they'll never take   full freedom.   Morning, Vietnam.   In the crossroads   of despair,   where the dollar stores and Walgreens   line the empty squares.   Gas station gamblers   scurry   from Jumanville's   light   as these distilled spirits   warm us for the coming   night. Even if the best days are fading   in the rear view,   you'll find the joy   in the struggle   in the broken and the few.  

Good morning,   Faye and love. Let's laugh through the pain.   We're still here,   still   fighting. Our strength   still remain.  

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Good morning, Phaetonam.   Let's get started.   Good   morning,   Phaetonam.   Boy, what an intro.   I tell you what, I really like that one.   All of today's show music, brought to you by   Nick and the Gormons.   Nick has a last name, but we won't mention it until he tells us, that it's okay.   He does make a lot of great songs, and he does all the art. Some really amazing   really amazing art. The best anyone's ever seen.   In this episode,   I'm joined by Jeremy   and Phil,   my two really good friends.   They have never met until tonight, and,   we all just had a good bullshit session. We read through a couple of stories. We didn't get very far. We had about four hours of material, and I cut it down to about an hour and a half.  

Fact checks. Last episode,   my   nephew   says Gandhi did in fact   sleep with family members, and incest   was   definitely happening. So thank you, Jackson, my 15 year old nephew.   We'll have him on here one day. He is   a genius.   A lot of comments. My brother-in-law   is telling me that my sister   really doesn't like how judgy we are on this podcast,   but she does laugh. So   I think we're just gonna keep it up.   Everything we do say is just our opinion. We're just pissing around this, and none of this is really serious.   If you're offended, just don't listen.   If you wanna be a guest   or if you have a suggestion,   write a review, anything, send it to us at   [email protected].  

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There is multiple injuries after a vehicle crashed into Periopolis gas station.   Oh, yeah. I ride by this every day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So at least four people were taken into hospital after an SUV traveling   on Route 51 in Periopolis struck a vehicle and two cars at a gas station in Periopolis on Saturday afternoon according to EMS officials.  

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Is this a guy who can't drive drunk? Yes.  

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The Periopolis   Volunteer Fire Chief said four people were transported to WVU   Ruby Memorial Hospital emergency room, and their conditions remain unknown. Well, I They skipped the Uniontown Hospital because they know if you go there Well, that is also WVU now. According   to Boney, I think is what his name is. Boney? Yeah.   At around 4PM on Saturday, I probably mispronounced that name. I can't read very well.   Is it Bob Boney?   Maybe. Fake name? At the BP gas station located at 3348   Pittsburgh Street, an SUV with two children inside struck a pickup truck before hitting two gas pumps, which caused an explosion.   Surveillance video shows a large ball of fire ripped through the parking lot after the SUV hit a pair of gas pumpkins.  

For real. Dude, I would love to have seen this. It's amazing. It's it's the BP and Perryopolis.   So the truck British Petroleum. Hit. I love this part. The driver of the truck was purchasing a lottery ticket Hell, yes. For a vehicle   struck.   Okay. So what said that no one died. What's that? It's unclear what caused the SUV to crash. It's probably was according to you, it was a Korean operator of the vehicle. Well, it's definitely Asian. What's there a higher percentage chance of  

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your truck getting hit in a fucking gas station parking lot? Playing a mega millions and one. That'd be amazing. Or winning the lotto.  

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That's gotta be close to the same odds. Right? Well, Crashing Up is, like, that's an article in here, and it literally is this little section.   It because I was like, is it is it gonna go on? Like That's it? Like, I'm invested now. Like, who are these four people? Are they okay? I need to find out. I cannot rest. There's probably more. Who was this say continued on page one? No. That is it. That's it. Who wants to say continued? Who wrote the article?  

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Listen, Mike Jones, Zach Zach Petrov.  

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Yes. Zach Petrov. Yes. He wrote the article.   So I drive by this every day. I've heard him a couple of times on this podcast name mentioned.  

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Hey. There's this,   the gas pumps and everything are behind a curb, like a a large, embankment. So the BP is here.   The gas pumps are here, and then there's a whole strip of,   like, six foot wide  

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curb and the back again?   It's in Periopolis. No. No. On your  

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Okay. This is the BP. These are the gas pumps. This is Route 51.   Okay. And there's a huge   like, you can get in here and you can get in here, but there's a whole thing here. I heard you the first time. I just want you to reexplain it. I know. I know you're being a dick. So   this person was in the parking lot. They didn't jump. They didn't they weren't coming off the road or anything. They were in the parking lot. Oh, no shit. They had to have been, like, speeding towards the pump. And it's the pump closest to the BP.   And   they they were already in the parking lot whenever they must have accelerated and smashed into these people. What happened to the person  

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who smashed into the   I don't know.  

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It there's dozens of sales. It it's They gotta get fucked up. Right? Yeah. I think I think a lot of them are fucked up. Right? They just said they want to be rude. More people want to be rude. Yeah. But then, you know what? That other guy,   he's fine because I lower a ticket.  

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Dude, I had an incident at that gas station  

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years ago. What kind of incident? Well Somebody touched him.  

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Years ago. Mister Rogers? I used to have this big, nasty,   like, maroon   ranger   with a seven foot bed, and it was, like, beat. It was beat.   And, before I moved to Arizona, I had sold it to my friend, Mark. It wasn't extremely beat at the time.   Yeah. Alright. Why? Now see, now I gotta edit for fucking six hours.  

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Stop saying it's a goddamn name. So  

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so,   Mark had purchased this truck off me before I moved to Arizona, and he was driving around because we were both trying to get back to not having any fucking payments on anything. So I left, and I sold it to him for $500.   And he was driving around for a couple years, and then he parked it out at his dad's farm. So I come back a couple years later, and I'm like So you sold him a truck for 500?  

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Yeah. You sold me one for 5,000.   Yeah. And? Rates have gone up.  

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Yeah. Well, the truck you got was fucking beautiful, restored, fucking amazing I know. Ford eighty nine fucking f January I was forced to get a short bed. And you trashed it. I didn't trash anything. It was I never What trouble was that? Was that that nice one you had? Yeah. Real nice. Oh, jeez. Restored? A douche bag. I know. I was forced to get rid of it. Listen. When he showed up and I'm You weren't forced to trash it before you got rid of it.   What was the last thing you said? You weren't forced to trash it before you got rid of it. I didn't trash it at all. It was in perfect condition. You parked it on the street until it was rusting away. I didn't park it on the street.  

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Actually,   in fact, I removed I built my fence to be removable so I could park it in the yard. Yeah. That helped. It helped. We understand where you're coming from.  

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Anyway,   fuck the story. Fuck your truck. Fuck this podcast.  

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Anyways, what happened at this BP?  

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Oh,   so my buddy Mark parked at his farm for the next couple years. Boom. Herbie's. So I come home, you know, and I'm like, hey. I I wanna move that truck up here. I wanna move a bunch of junk out of the house. And he was like, alright. Yeah. Let's go out to the farm and get it. And then we went out in, like, middle winter. It was fucking freezing. Right? And it's parked in the weeds in this farm. Fucking fires right up.   You know, middle winter,   then sitting for god knows how long, fucking Ford Ranger, man. Fucking fucking Ranger. Fires right the fuck up. He's following me. We're driving back to Uniontown.   And, somewhere around   Periopolis,   the fucking   the temperature just goes through the roof, you know,   and the thing I see just peg,   you know. And I pull into the the   the that BP, that same BP in Periapis on 51,   and pull up to the gas pump, and,   let me okay. Let me get this straight. I get out. Mark's like, I'm gonna put some   I'm gonna put some oil in it.  

You know? And like I said, the temperature was pegged.   What it did had done is it blew the freeze plug out of it, and all the coolant came out.   Okay? So there's no coolant in it. No because he had water in it before he parked it at the farm. Oh. Okay. And so okay. So pop the freeze plug. All the fucking,   coolant is out or water is out.   So we're sitting there, and we don't know that at the time. And   I'm inside buying,   I'm inside buying whatever   coffees   or whatever, and there's the Pakistani guy or Indian guy that owns the BP,   British Petroleum. I'm guessing he's Indian. British Petroleum. He's standing in front of me, and he and I'm talking to him, and he's looking out the window   towards the gas pumps like   like this.  

And he's pointing, pointing, and I'm, like, trying to give him my money, and he's looking over at at the gas pumps. And I look out, and there is a fire   shooting out of the out of the the compartment of the, you know, the under the, hood of the Ford Ranger because Mark was putting oil in it,   thinking that was the issue at the time. And it must have spilled some oil on the hot block and just it started   fire.   And I'm looking and he's, like, getting upstairs, like,   and I'm like, I'm like,   he's fine. Don't worry about that. And, like, and he's like, but but I'm like, no. It's cool. And I go walking out and, like, I grab the fire extinguisher off the pole and or Mark has grabbed one, we're both   putting out the fire in the in the engine compartment of the truck. And the guy comes running out and, we threw both of the fire extinguishers in the bed of the truck and drove off without paying for anything and he's like, dude. I was like, we'll bring him back.  

And we just drove on towards Uniontown. Did you take him back? No. No. I parked that truck in front of my house and loaded junk into it for the next year, and then,   and then drove it to the scrap yard. It had   five cylinders.   I drove it around,   five cylinders for the next, like, couple months.   You know? It was running piss poor, but it ran. You know? And you had a Ford Ranger when I met you? Dude, I've had so many Ford Rangers.  

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Now you're that stupid Jeep with the, wood zip tied to the Patriot. Patriot. Yeah. Zip tied.  

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You fucker. Did you read this all again? No. I didn't read any of them.  

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Oh, here we go. Love knows no boundaries.  

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What's this about? What do you think, Phil?   Think about what? I'm not saying it's hustle and bustle. I'm just saying these people day jobs are going to pay for it. It's okay.  

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It's alright. Why is this paper all wet, Joni?  

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Well,  

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probably the quitter of pants. In between fucking writing articles, Zach Petrov is the worst fucking paper delivery boy ever.   They can't hey, the plastic bags,   they tie a knot in some days, and some days they don't. And some days it rains in the mud under and some days it don't. Aurora Holland's Mill School announced his honor rolls. Give all these guys a day.  

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Honor rolls?   Yeah.   Here's one bad decision.   Many post pandemic home buyers feel remorse.   Well, yeah. Anytime you buy a home, you're gonna be fucking unhappy. Right?  

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Got him.  

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Yeah.   That's a good one.  

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That's a fucking good one.  

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There is one I laughed real hard at, and, like, I was showing Charlene, and she was like,   I don't understand why it's so funny to hear.   So basically, I can describe the premise to you. There's   this guy, he's like you could tell he's like, he's like, oh my god. He's like, why am I always   awake, wide awake   at night, and then at the daytime, I'm super sleepy, and then it shows his face, and he got, like, fangs,   and he's got, like, pointy ears. And he's like and then, like, he's like,   I'll have to show it to you. It's it's hilarious. He's like, oh, he's like in,   shit.  

Riveting, buddy. Riveting. Riveting. I got I got your way on the fence there. But anyway, so he says,   I gotta show it to you. It's pretty amazing.   I told you I wasn't gonna add much to this  

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situation, but Well, no. It was good. You came over. You got to make fun of me with Phil, so that's nice. I didn't make funny at all. Here's a good one.  

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Police departments using mobile scanning machines for drug investigations. Mike Jones.   Local police in Washington County are hoping a little machine helps them solve a big problem.   Washington County DA office   recently purchased several   mobile drug scanning machines that can quickly be dispatched to crime scenes to help police officers identify   dangerous substances. What do you think of that?   They don't just drive anymore?  

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They have  

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the machine is to see what the drug is. Yeah. Must test the drug and tell you what it is. MX908.  

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Is there just a cop in the box?   Like, is there just, like, a box painted silver and there's a cop in there. He's like, fucking cocaine.  

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No. It's just just my buddy Slim in there. You can tell him exactly what drug it is.   He's like, oh, that's been stepped on 15 times.  

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This is what they're spending money on? Yep. This is getting tax dollars at work.   What happened to cops that just did drugs?  

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Drugs just shouldn't be illegal. Any of them.  

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Oregon.   Oh, look who makes a fucking second appearance.  

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That's the fucking guy locked his daughter in a cage. No shit. What's up with him now? Well, let's see. Did they fucking kill him? They should.  

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Ray D'Arc. The Brownsville father who pleaded guilty to locking his six year old daughter in a dog cage will spend the next ten years. Only ten years.   One month to twenty six years at a correctional facility.  

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Jesus Christ. How is one month how is that justified? I mean, it should be forever.  

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When we read the last article, it was like thirty four years or something.  

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Yeah. That's right.  

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Because we're making comments about how the other couple got The guy who shot the lady on New Year's Eve got more time. He got more time. This guy got ten years for  

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How's it only ten years? I don't understand. What happened to the kid? Any info on that?  

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I well, she didn't die, but she was,   taken to the Children's Hospital.   Report indicated the girl was treated for hypothermia.   Her body temperature was 88 degrees. She had bruises, closed open sores, was made to eat feces.   What? Yeah. Real bad.   Well,  

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so ten years. So, see, that's your goddamn government, people. This guy does this shit to a child,   and he gets ten years.  

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I'll tell you what.   Somebody somebody get a notebook.  

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This is where vigilante justice should be,   acceptable.   Did did you hear this story on the last  

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two like, time ago? We stopped reading. It was so fucking terrible. So this  

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mother and father locked their six year old child   in a cage naked and,   wouldn't feed her,   you know,   apparently abused her. Her body temperature was 88 degrees. All because they said she was   waking up And she would have to go out and reach   opening the fridge door. Yeah. So what what do you think should happen to these people?  

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I've always been the firm believer in, like like, say, like, you get   these people where they they do something to their child or whatever. Because there was, like, there was a guy in Russia that, like,   he found out somebody was   abusing his daughter, so he went and he, like, murdered him in Russia. You can look the story up. I have to find it, see,   it'll be pretty amazing.   So this guy basically kills this dude, but before he kills him, because he was like doing stuff to his daughter, his underage daughter, he makes him dig his own grave.   Yeah. That's great. And then he, like, murders him, and then he gets arrested and they go to court and they're like, no, he committed suicide. He stabbed his self 57 times. Sweet.  



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Yes. So  

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but I think like like stuff like that where they do something like the like a kid or whatever, I think they should give them to the parents.   Well, the parents are the ones who give the parents Yeah. Like somebody else who cares about a child and say, okay, you got them for twenty four hours. I I think we would At the end of that twenty four hours, you could do whatever you want to them. At the end of that, if you don't kill them, then they're gonna go to jail or you're gonna release them. But, like, you should give them to that person. Like, if somebody did something to my daughter, like, give them to me for twenty four hours. At the end of the twenty four hours, if I haven't killed them, they get to go free. But at the end, if I kill them, they say it's, like, 12:59   on October 23   and they get released on October 24 as long as I do whatever I gotta do.  

You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean I'm crazy like that, though. And then I'm suicide by cop because I'm too pretty good at jail.   I'll definitely be somebody who's bitch in jail. I'm not gonna lie. I'll be, like, washing   tire wrench drawers.   Some fella in car hurts. Yeah. Yeah. So he probably would have not quarter rate. They don't give us in jail.  

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Well, what else did it say, Johnny?  

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Oh, man.   I don't know.   Shot,   maybe feces shot with a BB gun for pure enjoyment. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.   You believe this shit? Apparently, they gave the the wife  

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of the daughter thirty five to seventy years. So this guy gets ten years, though. I mean,   how? How's that   How can you torture a child?  

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I don't know. Just Like, why didn't I have the kid though? You know what I mean? Like, if you're gonna be a dick, just like   why why have a child?   I don't know. Is that fucking thousand dollars from the tax write off that much to you? Jesus. They just get killed themselves.   Yeah. That's  

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insane, man. Like, just give it up for adoption or fucking More contacts needed. Public entitled to more information in Redstone shooting. Remember the the kid who was having,   suicidal thoughts, so the cops came in and shot him? Oh, yeah.  

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Bowers. Right?  

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January 28, Christopher Hackney was shot and killed by Redstone police.   Officer dispatched to Hackney's home to check on his well-being.   Nearly three weeks later, the basic details of what occurred and the status of the officer fired the fatal shot still haven't been disclosed. Yeah. That was the whole first article. There are no details to give in this article. Yeah. Congratulations. This is not our article about no details.  

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So, yeah, to recap,   wellness call or wellness check, cop showed up, guy was suicidal. When they left, he was dead. No details. Three weeks ago, no details now. I understand a wellness check, but, like, if you're doing a wellness check, how's the guy in the dead for a wellness check? That's   that's the whole question.  

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Like, if he had a gun, he's not pointing at you if he's I mean  

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We've been in the first article, they made no mention of a weapon. That that's the thing. Is is well right. He's he ended up dead for a wellness check, but the cop didn't immediately report he was waving a weapon. And they're still not saying anything out. So  

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personal experience, help is not just a phone call away, just so you know. It's not just a phone call away.   Video I'm telling you what, our response team for, like, if you call   for, like, suicide and stuff, like, dude, it is a joke. And I'm I'm speaking from personal experience. It is a joke.   Like, it it is a joke. Like, I can't express how much is a joke. What was said on the phone?   Well, when I called the state police,   recently, I said I was telling them my situation. They're like, well, stop answering the phone. I'm like, well, if I don't answer the phone, if something happens, I'll feel bad. They're like, well, that doesn't if it's not What is she to you? Yeah. What is she to you? I said, well, it's you know what I mean? Whatever. Daughter's mother. Yeah. I said, you shouldn't you know what I mean? And he's like, well   and then it was some woman calling back and I called this dude. I was like, you know, she's   talking out of her head. I think you should go talk to her, blah blah   blah. And this woman's like, well, her daughter didn't meet us, so I'm not doing it because I waited here for twenty five minutes. I was like, well, shouldn't you just go to the house? Like, you know the address. You know what's going on. Like Maybe it's fortunate for her. She may have ended up dead. Yeah. Like, it's it's it's insane. Help is not a phone call away. Those commercials are assholes. Anyone who gets their salary paid by tax  

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dollars should just  

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shut the fuck up and do whatever you're asking for. Right? Well, like I said, it's I understand those people are overworked and, like,   human emotion, but get a different fucking job then. Are they overworked?  

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No. They sit in their car fucking looking at Instagram all day. I think everybody  

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I don't know. Everybody deals with their own situation, but I'm just saying, like, if you hate your job that much and your job is to help people in that type of situation, definitely,   get a fucking different job. Oh, yeah. Let's just When you work at McDonald's and you're mad and you fuck up my burger and I'm you're just like, fuck you and your burger, I'm not gonna get so mad. Right. But if I'm calling you and saying my house is burning down, you're a firefighter. You know what, man? Yeah. Like, I couldn't pay my garbage bill today And my wife's   I I I just can't do it with this right now. You handle it. Like, fuck. Get a different job, bro. If you can't Right. You gotta you know what I mean? That's why every time a cop shoots someone, they're like, well, you have no idea how stressful it is. It's like, well, then the guy shouldn't be a fucking cop. Yeah. Yeah. Your your number one thing should be able to diffuse it with words. Yes.  

Like, they should be trained to diffuse situation with words. And this is totally off of this subject, but we're talking about cops, and it just popped my head, and I gotta mention it. So did you see the article? Well, it was an article, but it was a new thing. So a guy, because we're talking about a suicidal guy, there was a nurse suicidal guy in Ohio somewhere,   he was suicidal. Costs responded,   like, there was a shootout.   Anyways, the guy died, but another cop got hit in the head. And the only reason I know is because he went to Pittsburgh.   But a four year old   who is in a dentist's office getting her teeth cleaned died because of a stray bullet. Does anybody know? Jesus Christ. I don't know if the stray bullet they don't know if it was from the cop or the guy that was suicidal, but I I don't know if you just heard about that and if anybody can yeah, man. I have not heard about that. Yeah. It was in Ohio. So it's this four year old. You can't even get your teeth cleaned, and you're gonna get shot. Yeah. Well, like high speed chases,  

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there should never be another high speed chase ever. No. It's so fucking dumb. Chase anybody? No.   I mean, and people get fucked up, killed, whatever, all the time because of high speed chases.  

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There's no reason to high speed chase anyone. Kill 10 people in a high speed chase  

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and still not catch the person you're chasing. Yeah. I can't believe that it's even advisable at all for any law enforcement officer. Well, I think that the only high speed chases they really don't do is, like, bikes.  

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They'll tell them not to chase someone. There should be none, though. It's just   insane.   That I mean, if standard protocol is to high speed chase someone, that's just dumb as fuck.  

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No notice notably absent is even the tiniest of details about what happened after police   saw Hackney. Yeah. So they killed this fucking guy. Yeah. Whether right or wrong, when an officer involved in a fatal shooting speculations take take over. While the public may not need to know everything,   they certainly have the right to know something. The public should know everything. Yes.  

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Yes. So this guy was suicidal. They went to his house and ended up killing him. Still nothing. I mean, it it does really sound like he wouldn't open a door or something. Got what he wanted.   That was the   that was a running joke the second episode. But, yeah, I mean, it sounds like they basically They did what it fucked up real bad. I mean, maybe that's what he wanted, though. Maybe he'd been you know, never know. I mean, the cops should be better than,   shooting somebody there.  

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Jesus Christ. I swear, this paper is   the the little cartoons they run   about,  

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it's a weird thing that are anti republicanism are ridiculous. Testify against cop one time.  

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HHS to lose thousands of workers under Trump administration job cuts. Thank God.   Fucking thank God.   5,200   probationary employers.   Got any crime, Bruce? Hey. How can anybody take the, opposite position on trying to find corruption?   Can you imagine,   cheerleading your your can you imagine   no matter what Elon Musk faults are, how can you   how can you take the opposite position?  

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Oh, this this man found some fraud. I don't see how you can.  

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Oh, well, he's a terrible person. Well, that doesn't matter. If he's finding anything and saving people,   you know, from their money being thrown down the toilet, then I think you should at least   give him his due. I mean, you don't have to make him your hero for fuck's sake, but I mean, have they presented  

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any argument that he's done   something bad yet with any of this?  

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Well, what they try to do yeah. Thank you. They what they try to do is they try to relate getting the rich man over here. They they try to relate him just cutting programs   as as him trying to cut everything. So what they do is if you if he eliminates   99 per okay. So   he finds 99%   corruption. So what do they do? They focus on the 1%   thing that may have   been cut out. Right? So,   oh,   with the   Department of Education, it's like, okay. Well, let   it's it's showing no improvement across the board. It hasn't for forty years.   But   we gotta save it because there's a one person on a special, like one kid on a special education plan   that needs help. And they're like, what if he doesn't get the help he needs?  

Well, okay. Well,   then what you do is   you cut the 99%   corruption and then you go back and you give the kid what he needs. Right?   Exactly. Like, you're not gonna you're not gonna just say, well,   that kid,   he he needs to get his special, program for education,   But   for that to happen, all the corruption needs to continue.  

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Like, that's insane, isn't it? Yes. Exactly insane. I mean, this is why they flood   this is why they flood everything with government money.   It's just why the government shouldn't be involved,   in anything.   I don't know. Here's to you. Where are you gonna start with all this shit, Johnny? We could do this forever.  

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This podcast is a podcast. Every article could lead you straight back to, like   I mean, I wanna find an article where we say, well, the government is doing something good. Thank God they were there for that. Like, one thing. I can't think of anything.  

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I mean, maybe like a local government. Like, let's say,   Blairsville   town government   goes in and fix up the playground.   Fantastic.   Yeah.   But that's about   all the better you're gonna get out of the fucking government.  

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Yeah. Other than that, they're infringing on somebody's rights.   I mean, I think everybody would agree that, like, fixing up some, you know, parts of the town for everyone to enjoy is a good thing to do. Like, what's the state policy that's  

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that's been good?   I mean, the fucking guy can torture his kid against ten years?   Yeah.   What is happening?  

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Who's the fucking lawyer who's defending that guy? That's what I wanna know. Oh, yeah. Why don't they print his name in the goddamn pen? They absolutely should. It's Trump.   It's,   probably is. He's he's the cause for everything.   Wheels. Like, what the fuck is this?  

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I don't even know how we're reading the paper anymore. This has totally been off the rails. Give me some of the reason. Johnny, where's he where's the goddamn article?  

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I can't find it, but it's here somewhere. What do you mean you can't find it?  

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Here. Look in there. Is it me? We went through all the papers. It has to be somewhere. Well, that was, Tuesday or something. Right?   Hey. After heavy rains, debris flows hit Southern California,   community scarred by fire. Well, what do you want? You know?  

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Johnny, you gotta find the article.  

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What article were you looking for?  

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I got it. Alright. Good. Hold on. It's not in here, but I saved it.   Man.   Now one day, I'm gonna be looking through this paper, and I'm gonna look in the obituaries and be like, goddamn. I know that person.  

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Oh, everybody does. Right?  

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Alright.   Ready?  

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Ready.   Let me find   it. Oh, shit. This thing will stop recording if I click About. Am I supposed to be surprised?  

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Surprised. Yeah. Alright.   Surprise. Surprise.  

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Alright.  

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02/12/2025   by Mike Jones.   Paul Paterra took the picture. Paul Paterra.   Paul Paterra. Everybody in the Herald Standard newspaper has a comic book name.  

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Wow.  

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Looks like Staties and North Strabane involved.  

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Photo.   North Strabane Police served search warrants at two local spas, January 23, including  

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this one at 142 McClellan Road. Okay. So picture this is going, but I wish I knew about these spas before we had this article. Two.  

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I  

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agree. Two police cars parked out front. Okay. Four women accused of running a prostitution ring through two North Trobanes spas will stand trial on all charges.   While one of the alleged organizers of the operation is facing his preliminary hearing next month.   Jin Wang   or Jin Wong,   fifty three,   and Ying Liao.   Ying   Liu, fifty two, Houston,   I assume that's Houston, PA,   waived their cases to court while   Yanmiao,   fifty one, and Xiaozhu Onyang,   forty nine,   Both of North Strabane had their charges held for trial following Tuesday morning's preliminary hearing before district judge James   Seva junior.  



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They went all in on the names, didn't they? I'll say. Why? Can we just start renaming them like we did in the twenties?  

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What do you mean? Just, like, give them Julie and Mary.  

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Lee?  

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Yeah. I mean, you go with something easy, like short round.   Exactly.   Even Indiana Jones didn't have the patience to call a kid by his name. Don't destroy that movie.  

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Read your article.   Don't kill my child. Just read your article. So  

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they were culturally appropriating   sexual favors   at these spas?  

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You're you're saying they're they're  

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Is that what we're going with? Read the article, and then we'll we'll get into it. That was it? No. There's a lot more. What do you want?   Don't give me guff.  

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Dude, 53, 50 2, 50 1, and 49.   Old Chinese broads.  

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Yeah. But the Chinese bras age well. They do. They look good until they don't. So that's 51. That's like a 29 year old chick. Listen. They're hot until that moment when they're like,   you come to Jimmy for a head job?  

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Well, they all become,  

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like, Can I I got listen? So Mike knows somebody who used to go to some frequent some of them shops. Not that one. Hopefully, not that one because he's gonna be upset.   Was it Norris Durban? What's the person's name? I don't know. I'm not gonna I don't I'm not gonna give the person's name. But anyways, so like But you know the person's name. Do you know the person?   Yes. I've seen them personally. Is it me? It's not you. But so,   the this person went in there and his the the young people were busy and so it was just an older woman probably about that age.   And it cracks he was so embarrassed. He I remember him telling, like, the story. He's like, dude, I was embarrassed because, like, it's   so she was jerking him off, giving me a happy ending and, like, he, like, you know, shot us loads. She, like, oh, been a long time because I guess   he shot a big load. He's like, I don't know what to say. So I was like, yeah. Yeah. So Yeah.  

Like, I'm just like, I'll pay you for service. Don't make good comments. Yes. So they say Don't embarrass me, bitch. It's already embarrassing. I mean, prefer the comments. Yes. So they clowned you. Yeah. It's been a long time,   That's what I say. I said that. I guess he shot my ass for that. She's like, been a long time,   Well, that reminds me of a story. Wait. I don't mean to interrupt you. That reminds me of a story. So my dad.  

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Your dad. It's been a long time. Okay. So my dad was in the Vietnam War, except he didn't go to Vietnam. He went to Korea.   And he was a radio operator in Korea.   And he and I was like, so how was it, dad? He was like, it was it was he was it was unbelievably   boring. He said, It was so boring.   I asked to go to Vietnam.   I'm like, So what'd you do? He's like, Well, you know, we did the radio stuff. You know, we hung around the barracks. We drilled. He's like, We used to go see the prostitutes all the time. You know? So He's like, I am going to town. I'm seeing this girl, you know. I like this father and son bonding right now. He's like, I'm see you know, I'm going into town. I'm seeing this girl, and, you know, she calls you know, they call everybody Joe. You know? Hey, Joe. You know? Come in. He's like, so I'm I'm going in, you know, and I'm, you know, getting ready to get down with, this this lady.   And   she shits in a bowl   and throws it out the window and then says, okay. Ready, Joe? And, you know, my dad's like,   no. I'll you know, I I don't think so. And she's like,   oh, what's wrong, Joe? You you live, Joe.  

It's a day. He's like, no. I just shit in a bowl. Yeah. I'm I'm I'm a little I'm a little put out by you shitting in a bowl and throwing out the window.  

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Well, this old dude Yeah. They're clowning you. This old dude I work with at the cemetery,  

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was super racist. He was old. Does he wear a fucker or a pants too?  

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No. He died. Oh. He wore  

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Said no more, but he used to. He wore Airwalks.   You know what? Airwalks are amazing. And if you do mine is. CCS,   you send in for them. Walmart, baby. Everything goes to Walmart. Delivery, buddy. Listen. Everything goes to Walmart. I bought these at Walmart for $9.95, and I am not ashamed, bro. Not a shame. You know that embarrassing Walmart sells Airwalks?  

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That was to sell Snoop dog gear. So, I mean Well, that is embarrassing. But but, anyways, the story he tells, a couple, he said he hated black people.   But, he was in Africa. An old person hating black people. Yeah. And he was in Africa in '42, and,   he's like, well, I can tell you this much the longer you're over there, the lighter their skin got.   So then he eventually admitted to fucking black women. But Yeah. Then he went over to Italy as the allies moved into Europe, and, he told a story that he went in to fuck a prostitute. And it was just a door   with a sheet over it and just a huge line of GIs   and,   wondering if the other were going and fuck this girl. So he said it got up to his turn, and he went in and she was, like, 12 years old. Jesus. And he's, like, well, fuck it. I waited in line this long. Jesus.  

So   then he said,   pulls his pants down, gets in and just about to start pumping, then he heard a bunch of,   like, crackling noise. And he turned around, the girl's dad was sitting in the corner eating an apple. He's like, that was enough for me, so I left.  

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Holy shit. It was the app where it did it, but not the shit. Jesus   Christ.  

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Oh, man. I used to work with a guy. He used to he used to bang prostitutes on Craigslist.   Yeah. Regularly.  

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His podcast is way off the rails. And,  

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you know,   he he said one time that   he went to meet a girl, and she was, like, 16 or 17. Right? And he he's 45, 50 at the time. And he said, she opens the door,   takes him by the hand, walks   him through the kitchen past her mother Oh. Sitting at the table. They go back to her room.   You know? He does it,  

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leaves, walks out. How'd you know this guy?  

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I work with  

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him. Yeah. That's   insane to me, bro. Like, I Yeah.   Like,   fuck, man. I'm like, how'd you do it? We should, like,  

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fucking Morning as fuck, dude.  

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Oh. Yeah. That's a dude that can't like, you we should just fucking kill all those people. Like, I just I can't stand that at all.  

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Alright. Oh, continuing on.  

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Forgive me if I mispronounce any Chinese names. Yeah. Jin spa. We've been we've been totally fucking cool from this point on, but Johnny mispron hey. You know what? That's what they're gonna worry about, you saying Kim Chong Un and I hate to mispronounce their names. I don't wanna   Offend anybody? Yeah. Yeah. I'm I am. I think they're not 16 year olds getting fucked by a 90 year old guy.   But go ahead.  

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Gin spa at 01:42 McClellan Road. You guys got that? What you put in your phone? Gin spa? Gin spa.   And Juan Spa   at 2215   Hill Church, Houston Road,   raided by North Strabane Police on January 23,   following a lengthy   investigation into operations.  

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How lengthy?  

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I'm guessing it took several I'm guessing it took quite a few months for these cops to crack. Because If I were the cop, I'd be like, listen.  

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It's a lot more serious offense if they suck your dick. So we gotta get through Would you We gotta get through all these hand jobs.  

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The investigation began October 1 after police received the fuck out of Spogast.   Investigation   began October 1 after police received multiple tips about the spa,   and officers   saw a high volume of male patrons   coming to and from both locations.  

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Coming in It was October 1. Coming in and on both locations. You know what that dude was right. He was like, goddamn it. I think he's coming.  

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So October 1 to January 23. Right? Yes. Goddamn. Who gives a fuck? You're not That's a lengthy investigation, Tyler. Tipping $20   or kicking me off? Who cares? What do you think the wives of all these cops are saying when they see this article? Yep. Sorry, honey.  

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Me and me and officer Highcock are gonna fucking   do   another overnight invest   stake out of  

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the Asian spa. It's like, bitch, I didn't choose this life. They chose me.  

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Babe, it's all part of the job.   We're going we're in too deep. It's all these former high school running backs. Yeah. I think I like being jerked off by these whores  

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three nights a week. I doubt. Love you, baby.  

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This job is tough. Yeah.   Think of the paperwork I gotta fill out after getting jerked off for eight hours. You know, Friday calluses on my dick?  

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It was Friday night. You know, if people had had in there, I was the ninth one. They had no lotion left. It was dry.  

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See that sore. Oh, boy. And herpes. That's the first part of the male patrons coming to and from both locations according to court documents.  

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Damn.   The cops said,   I knew she was at the no go, but she appeared to   wink at me with both eyes,   a long wink.  

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She wouldn't stop winking. All of them were winking.   As if the wind were blowing.  

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Would you go in there? Would you listen. This is this is a personal question. Would you ever go in there   and pay for one of them bitches to jerk you off? Like, I mean, because you could literally just jerk yourself off. I mean, if they're doing other shit, you could do that to yourself. Would you actually go in there and tip in bitches and jerk you off?  

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How much of a tip is it?  

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I mean, I think they have a standard. I don't know. I've never gone in there to pay to get I have a story. Well, it depends which clothes you want to do. A place and got jerked off. Is it Johnny's,   Oh, John.  

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He has a story. Is it Johnny's buck fifty pants? Is it his $20 pants? He knows exactly who they are. Let me let me reach him out. I don't know. I think these are the pants of the 20 in the back pocket. Fr corduroys, so we'll see. I'm sorry. I left this 20 in my other FR pants.  

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This is  

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why this is why I always Me, jerk you, we love you long talk, Joyce. Like, well, I got $20 in a plaid shirt in the corner of my fucking garage. And I got That's why I keep a $20 bill and everything. I wanna hear the story now. This article's like So,  

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I was in   Dallas Fort Worth,   with Trisha. We were on vacation.   Texas?   In Texas. Yes.   Waco.   And,   we got stuck there overnight and we were already on a, like, four day trip and we were sick of each other.   We got in a big fight  

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and we What was the fight about? I don't know. Getting jerked off. Believe me.  

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No. That was that's what every fight since then has been about.   So,   we were, for some reason, I think we were in, like, a bad part of town, but, of of course, then again, it was Dallas Fort Worth, so every part of town could have been bad.   And,   we we got in a fight, and I think I and I was we were both drunk as fuck. And I think I got out of the cab or she threw me out of the cab or whatever.   And I left my phone in the cab,   and and I got out and just started walking. Amateur mistake. Yeah. It was an amateur mistake.   Luckily, she picked it up. And do you lock your phone? I don't lock mine. The phone is not important,   to the story.  

What happened was I was walking back to our hotel   and I'm really drunk, but that doesn't have anything to do with it. I saw this sign,   and we're talking I'm talking like there are just rows of of cinder block buildings.   Just rows of them. You know? I'm walking out. It's dark. I mean, there's dirt rots across the road and shit.   And   I look up and there's neon sign that says, Naruto massage.   I don't really know what Naruto massage is,   but   I thought it could be interesting. Naruto.   So I look at the door and we're talking dark as fuck, like, red light, lot like that yingling light, just shining out. It's pretty much the only light.   Knock on the fucking door,   fucking   Jin Wong fifty two opens the door, you know. Come on in. I'm like,  

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I'm getting jerked off right now. So  

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I'm like, alright. I'm going in here. Let's see what this is all about.   You know, and, you know, it's dark. It's smokey. It's exactly what you think it'd be.   Fucking she's walking back like there's bead curtains parting,   and   she's like,   you sit here. You wait. Okay. I sit up on the table, you know?   Ritter massage, whatever the hell that is, you know? Sit up on the table. I can't remember. It was, like, paper. I don't know. Maybe not. Newspaper. So this beautiful,   beautiful and I I do not like   Asian women at all. 12 year old girl walking. I do not like this woman walks in. She is absolutely gorgeous. She   looks like   amazing, you know, 25,   20 six, whatever. Could've been 40, but you know my age. Like,   she's sitting there, and I'm like, oh, man, I'm gonna get a nice massage.  

And,   she comes over and,   you know, she's she's like, okay.   What do you want? And I'm like, massage.   She's like, okay. Massage.   $200.   I was like, what?   $200   for a massage? I was like, that seems a bit steep. Right?   And she's like,   well, no. You know, we rub   with oil in your bath, and you you get, you know,   complete massage of your whole body and everything. I'm like,   that sounds a bit steep for just a massage. You know?   And she's like, no. No. And I'm like, well, I mean, is there anything else? You know? And she's like, well, you know, we essential   oil and all this, we rub you, you know, a lot of it goes on for a while and I just keep going. I'm like, I don't know. That seems like a lot of money for just a massage, you know? What's what's the price of a typical   I don't know. Are they are they charging that? 95 for a quarter wear pants or a above pants. So so this goes on, and I'm I'm sitting there, and I'm   I'm sort of   a drunk. So you're confused. You're like, what the fuck is this shit? This girl, you know, like and she's she's going she's trying to be nice and everything. And I'm like, but I don't understand. Like, what is it? You know? Why is it $200? And then she's finally, like, looks at me and she goes,   makes the jerk off hand motion. She's like   and I was like, oh, yeah. Yeah. No. No. Oh. I sure did not do that. You fucked you, bro. You were crazy and I, like, shot up and left. You turned it out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I was I was fucking with them. Like, you know, of course I knew what the hell it was. And I walked out, you know, pushed open the door, pushed open the door, and I'm like, totally bummed. And I swear to God, and this may just be the drunk of me, but when I stumbled out the door, Trisha, like, came right by and picked me up in some car. Dark. And was like, what the fuck?  



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It's like, can you believe they wanted to touch my Pepe?  

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Has she heard this story yet? Yeah. She knows the story.  

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Like,  

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it was it was I said good day, sir. I mean, I clearly knew what was gonna go on, but I went in and, like, I don't know. I was feeling, like, in a jovial mood. I'm like, hey. If I go and it's $10,   I'm good. But 200, I was like I was like, no  

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fucking way. Me off for 29.5.   But when you're getting a pair of price Oh, you have to pay  

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first? There's this is ten years ago, buddy. Like,   inflation.   That's like a thousand dollars right now. Dude, $200 for a hand job? I don't think so. You had to pay first or after? It was first, clearly. Oh, fuckers.   Fuck. We can give those after.  

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You can give them Monopoly money. I don't have escaped.   Do they know the difference if you just handed them some fake money?  

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Well, for as how dark and smoky it was, I'm pretty sure I could've  

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I could've probably fooled them. Yeah. One time I was in,  

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Pittsburgh. My buddies Do you ever just go around giving counterfeit bills to to Asian ladies in West Newton? Well,  

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I was in Pittsburgh once and,   we ordered pizza from   I don't remember the name of the place. Antunes.   Nah.   I think serving the name of some daggio name. But this fucking guy showed up with all this food, and he was   he must have gotten off the boat that day, couldn't speak a lick of English. I gave him, like,   $4   for probably $80 worth of food, and he happily took it.   Fucking idiot.  

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Ripped it off Italian straight off the boat.   Fuck them. I just saw a fucking story in here. It said, I tao yins.   Like, y I n z. Did you ever hear that?  

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Oh, I Italians what? We just finished the the prostitutes story.  

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Okay.   Let me continue. You ready? Yeah. We're up for rest.   Wang   or Wong I think it's Wong. Right?   Wang and Walter Mok junior   that doesn't sound Asian. Walter Mok junior? Yeah. 59,   both in North Strabane were accused of being the organizers and principals of the alleged illicit businesses and are facing additional charges according to court documents. They call him Junior. That's it. Yeah. Junior. He's 59.   Wong was accused of performing a sex act on an undercover officer on November 5. So how's that work? How far does that go?  

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The guy gets jerked off?  

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He has to talk about this in court? Dude,   performing sex act on a undercover   officer is like   I can't even imagine the situation. It's like,   hey. Hey.   Hey.   Wang.   What are you doing with my Wang in your hand?  

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I'm an officer of law. This is the long dick of the law.   What's the difference in penalty if he comes or not comes?  

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I'm guessing  

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somebody gets off. You're talking years. Right?   What do they do with the gun? They slurp it up? It's safe for evidence.  

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Officer, these are the these are the 42 bags of semen that I've collected from my undercover operation in the past  

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three months at the What are they gonna do when they get all those comrades from, Smitty's bar?  

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Oh, can you match it? Because   They're laundering that. They were laundering that.   That's why it's warm.  

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That's exactly why it's warm. That's why it tastes so good.  

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Every time you bring that up, it's gross.  

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It gets grosser as we move forward.  

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Oh my god. If somebody's open, we should go through this. According to the court documents, while Huan Yang, Lau, and Miao are also accused of similar acts, that's a whole lot of drive.   Yeah, boss.  

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Stop hearing me. They said, yeah, boss.   Johnny, you got three fucking half full beers I can see there. Hold on. There's two cores. I'm sorry. I'm having a hard time paying attention. What the fuck are you doing here? And now, a word from our sponsor.  

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Come on down to Mahoney's Catalytic Converter Recycling,   grand opening on Veach And Snyder, where discretion is a necessity and cash is king.   Down by the clinic   where the neon light flickers.   There's a shop in the holler   where the cash comes quicker.  

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No questions  

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as though I need it. Look.  

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Look chucked it right now.  

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Hold   on.  

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I can't waste not a single ounce goes to waste. He's the most son of a bitch.  

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You get funnier as I get drunker.   How how much does a single ounce of beer cost? I mean, you know, you got that it was on I think it was on your fridge door. Listen. You you ever see a Terminator when he, like, walks in and he sees, when he, like, assesses the store, it's just, like, male, thirty six, not a Yeah. For a while. Hanging out. Right? You know,   and and it's just showing, like, a rundown of all all the situation. Well, when I walk into the beer store, it's the same thing. Like, it's, like, $13.39.   Individual ounces, this is what it is per ounce. Like, that's how I see it. That's   Per beer.  



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So you look at the yellow price tags at   at the stores. Right? Yeah. The one underneath that says per ounce. Yeah. Price per weight or whatever. That's that's how I buy. This is why you buy the cereal in the bags.  

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Ain't nothing wrong with that. That's what I buy.  

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Cool blue and little oaty. Dude, cereal cereal in a bag is the best tasting cereal. Because they put all that good shit in there. Oh, yeah, dude. The, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What's it called? Cinnamon  

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You look like a  

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onion that Cheerios type of cinnamon toast. Crack.  

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I like crack on oat bran. That's the best cereal ever. Good cereal. You read that? You look like raisin bran without the raisins.   What is it? Raisin bran? Without the raisins.  

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Raisin  

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Hell. Raisin Hell.   What kind of cereal do you eat? A million raisins in every bag.  

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Johnny Johnny eats a lot of bagels.  

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Oh, you fuckers.   Now you got him.  

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I did that for you. Folly, I don't hate this fucking guy anymore.  

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Oh, no. You're gonna hate me in about five minutes. Trust me.  

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You never hated him. No.   You liked him the moment he walked in.  

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Were you aware that he was Jewish, or you just find this out now? Did you know this?   He hid it well. It took me a good year and a half to figure it out.  

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Joy not Jewish. He's absolutely Jewish. Phil says it's the nose. Gave it away.   Yeah. The nose and the fucking All because he thinks my nose looks like his stepdad's.  

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He came in. Daddy issues. We're listen. We should change this podcast up. Send it to the basis of which No. No. My sister's dead. I'm not sister's Like I said, don't take no shit off that guy who wears FR corduroy.  

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I'm gonna have to do so much editing.  

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Fuck. Let's let it all ride. Just put out a full episode. See what people think.   See what these cunt viewers think. Let's see what these four people,  

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and we're part of the floor breaking. Let's see what this one extra person thinks of this fucking interview. Where were we? Fuck. This is a good article.   This is this is what's podcast all about. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about anymore. I told you I didn't wanna come here and talk about it. Asian women sucking dick. It's just You were like, you know what? I bought three microphones. I wanna use three microphones. That's what you call get some mouth play at the  

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I'm guessing. You I'm listen. We these officers know you can get mouth play. Do Asian people  

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brush their teeth? Is that  

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something they do? I think it's like it's,  

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I think they, like, mash up bamboo and then   They got the purple teeth. Yeah. Right? Wong is facing felony charges of corrupt organizations.   I don't know what the hell that is. That sounds bullshit. Dealing in proceeds of unlawful activities.   Okay. So you took money for unlawful that's a fucking stupid charge. They're not consent. Criminal use of communication facility.   Criminal use of a communication facility. What is that? What's a communication facility? I don't know.  

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I listen. If you're consenting   age, just let it happen because I mean,  

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everybody pays for pussy, no matter what it is. That's a good very good point. If anyone can tell me why   can   two consenting adults can't exchange money.  

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Yeah. It does it does it doesn't How's that a problem? And if you go with, oh, well, they have disease and stuff, like, I've met bitches. Like, I looked at them, like and they're like, oh, I wanna   no. You look totally like I'm gonna get the high five from  

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you. Well, if it was legal, wouldn't they wouldn't there be less diseases?  

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I mean, if it were legal, you think there Certainly. Well, you think there'd be some type of regulation where you gotta prove your mom? Well, I mean, like, I mean,  

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like, even anything, like, I I would say No. I'd say the market would define it. Right? No. Yeah. You know, there's crazy theory. This is like, right now as it is, you don't have to worry about, like, AIDS anymore right now because they've they've released the Magic Johnson drugs right now. So, like, you could take a pill right now and you're not likely to get   AIDS. Like, how much is that too? Like, AIDS is gonna be like our kids, like, that are growing up now aren't even gonna know what that is. Like, the next generation of kids aren't even gonna know what that is. And which is crazy if you think about it. Because you can take a pill and, like, say, like, you know, well, me and you, I don't wanna say banging because me and you are in love. So when we make love.   Yeah.  

Yeah. You make it with love. If you had AIDS, I could take this pill and I'm not gonna get it. Like, it kills it that fast, this pill that they have out now, which is crazy if you think about it. We were talking about this earlier, normalizing AIDS. Yeah. Well, it's gonna be abolished.   It's like it's like the the hepatitis and stuff. That's what you gotta worry about. Or, like, the the the you know, I mean, the herpes and stuff. That's what you gotta worry about. I know there's gonorrhea they can't get rid of. Yeah.   I don't wanna get tested for gonorrhea. Did you ever see how they test for gonorrhea? It's crazy. Yeah. They put your dick in a little same way they do it for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shove it up your nostrils. You pull up to the window at Walgreens, they shove a fucking Q tip up your penis. Yeah. And then you have to put They get a cough and turn it aside. But back to Johnny's point,   it's a good point. The market would sort out Yeah. It would sort out the the bad whore houses from the people. Like, hey. You got here? Well, so you like like I said, if you're, like, a weird consent thing, like, you know what I mean? I got No. Of course. Yeah. Like, sometimes you just gotta get, like, dude, you gotta see guys you know, and and everybody knows that one dude is not getting laid.  

But if he pays for it and that prevents him from going and shooting up a bank building, he should be happy. Do you mean lying late shoots makes you shoot up a bank building? Oh, yeah, dude.  

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Sex is the  

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I mean, it depends what age you are. Probably from   18 to, like,   30. Yeah.   But, like, now it's when I I'd not the fuck out of any bitch that's around. I'm gonna have to fuck out you right now.   Like, I I will nap. I'd rather nap than bang. Nah. I'm I'm I'm being dead. You're saying okay. You need to actually Yeah.   Nap. I'll not the fuck out of any bitch in this world. I will not the fuck out you.   Girl, I'm talking like You wanna come around your lunch break? You wanna come and take a nap. Listen, Lauren's like that way too. She's like, oh, you wanna nap? Yeah. I will nap the fuck out you, bitch. I will nap you so fucking hard. I'll make your legs shake. How old are you? 42.  

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See, I'm 30. Gonna be 37 in a few days. Why we got these babies on this podcast?  

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I'm sorry.  

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Pokemon is cool. Your car your car hearts are cool. Are you talking in the back of the microphone? I'm talking in the front. You're the one that's making this motherfucking microphone that talks. I'm talking in the front of my it's not that hard to understand. Talking up front. You're talking into the back.  

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So It's too much. 40 what was it? 44?   Is that what you said? Jesus Christ. 42 motherfucker. 42. He's two years behind me. Five years? That's nothing.   You're right. It is nothing. Especially in Uniontown years. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're talking so Uniontown years. I get my teeth. I'm good. You were in first grade when I was in fourth. Your day is nuts. Correct? What?  

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Wait. How old are you?  

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See? You can't even get the jettison. I was You're proving my goddamn point. I was in first grade when you were did you say you were younger? I mean, what what Yeah. You're proving my point. You're still not getting it.   Here's an insult.  

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You know what? Yes.  

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I'm looking like I'm doing kick flips. You're looking like you're voting for Trump, so I don't wanna So   Oh. Did did anybody have any more points they wanna make? No. I think I proved my point. Point is if you if you wanna pay for pussy, you're gonna pay for pussy. I don't I don't see any point in it. I mean, don't let some bitch if she knows she has a whole bunch of these you know, I mean, she shouldn't be allowed to sell her pussy. But I mean, if you're of legal age, I mean, you eventually everybody pays for pussy. These bitches when a guy is successful, you're paying for pussy.   They get married, they're not gonna marry a bum. They're you're you're paying for pussy one way or another. So if it if it they should just let it do. If someone girl wants to jerk me off for $20 and I'm not, like, I don't want no commitment and I go to a massage parlor, you can jerk me off. Yeah. There's no there's no arguing about it. Does it matter? You definitely should be able to. Getting jerked off is virtually They can do we have one state.  

Victimless crime. That's what cracks me up. You have one state that allows that shit.   Nevada allows the shit. You know what I mean? Like, there's places where you can go in Nevada and just   bang bitches, like, five bitches. You know what I mean? Yeah. Totally fine. Just make it that's what I understand, like, state and government. Like, they gotta separate that shit a little bit. But, like,   we'll love Trump or hate Trump. I don't necessarily like, I just want life to be a little bit better for me before I die. Well So it's something I'm like, I don't even like Trump. I don't like I don't like fucking I I like I said, I didn't vote at all, which I I can't bitch because I didn't know. But,   well, actually, I can bitch. I I like George Carlin. He said I think it was George Carlin. He said, you know what? I'm allowed to bitch because you know what, motherfucker?  

You voted for this asshole. So I'm allowed to bitch about him because you voted for him. Like, you you're the guy you can't bitch. You voted for this motherfucker.   I'm allowed to bitch because I did not. You're living in this shithole they've created.   Yeah. Like   but the whole thing is is I just feel   like   like weed. Weed isn't that bad. Like, it I don't it's just   the government in two and a half It doesn't matter if it's good or bad. It's none of the government that's goddamn business. Smoke a little it's the same as drinking a beer. If I wanna drink a beer on a fucking   weekend,   I'm not saying do heroin. I think heroin's bad. But, like, as a model even have to explain yourself. No. I'm not saying, like,   it's all   personal   preference to what you wanna do. But I'm just saying, like Yeah. But you here's the thing. You don't do any of it, but you still think any you should be able to do whatever you want. I think you should do what we want to an extent.  



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I think you should be able to do whatever you want to any extent. To full extent. As long as you're not I mean   As long as you're not interfering with someone else's  

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individual freedom. No. Yeah. I mean, I guess if you wanna destroy yourself, but I also think,   like,  

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how do I explain it? Here's the problem. That argument has no end. You can justify You can justify  

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anything   if you have it's your body, whatever. But, like, okay. So me and Johnny, I love Johnny. I think of Johnny as a brother. He was doing heroin. I'm going to try to get him off heroin because it's destroying him. Yeah. But that's him. But that's not the state. That's not the state. I'm saying if he No. I'm saying the state can justify   restrictions and anything. And FR clothing all the time of doing heroin,   nobody's gonna help me and that's justified.  

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Listen, you don't you don't touch drugs.   I mean, you you would just maybe  

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one day just for for fun. I mean, so you still think that you can do that? I would rather I would rather say drink a beer and smoke weed. Like, I would rather take a little bit of weed Yeah. And relax because it it cures my anxiety. Okay. Oh, I'd probably drink after the weed. But, like, if you wanna go do something, you know I have anxiety. Not after the So I would wanna smoke a little bit of weed. We'd go out. So if I   smoke if I'd smoke a little bit of weed, you could convince me to we'd start a fight club in your fucking garage. Like, I would do it. You know, Jeremy, you wanna go I'll be, fuck yeah. You want to see strippers? If I smoke weed, you say you wanna go see strippers? Out of wet. Because weed will make me wanna go. Because it'll cure all my whatever it is. Yeah.   It's just the point that they need to just calm the fuck down with weed. It's not that bad. It's not that bad. No. It's everything. They should just Yeah. They try to let you do it. They could try to control everything. I mean, I understand. Like, don't let me own plutonium. I I don't wanna fucking go back to the future. Just fucking let me suck a little bit of reefer.  



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Yeah. But here's Hypothetically, and I wanna smoke Here's the way I look at it.   Who's   who's the only group  

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that's done anything bad with the county? According to you, the Jews, but that's a different story.  

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The goddamn government. Yeah. The government's the only entity that's killed anybody Listen. With  

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plutonium Hey. Or uranium or whatever. If we didn't have a government, would there be nuclear weapons? No. There would not be. Regular people would never have done that. It's it's the the thing is Never. Exactly. This goes along with Trump. Like, I don't I like I said, I don't vote for Trump. Chemical weapons. I don't feel like, did you see that he's trying to like, they're trying to make it where he can run for a third term?   That's insane. Why do we do that? Not do that. That leads to fucking a dictatorship. That leads to fucking everything everybody hates. No. I haven't seen that. That's not gonna happen. Listen. I haven't seen this before. Listen. You say that's not gonna happen,   but society are idiots now. That might happen.  

It might happen, bro. Like, think about it. It might happen.  

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People are idiots. I don't even know what's   I should know this. But  

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There was one president who was allowed to do that. You you called me, sir. One president. FDR. Yeah. I don't know who it was. Fact check me, motherfucker. Yes. There was one president. FDR. FDR. Four terms. Yes. So Trump's argument's probably that it wasn't consecutive.  

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Wait a minute. I I hear I hear this, and I don't think that he even wants to run for a third term.  

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I'm not saying he wants to. Who's trying to get him to? They're they're trying to make it and abolish that where somebody can run for a third term. Yeah. That's   It's happening now. They're trying to put it it's happening now. That's fucked.   That's stupid.  

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That's I think that  

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if anything, there's somebody's playing up I think there should be a game. To get people to route up. Like love or hate Trump. This is one of those things just to divide people. Well, like I said, love or hate Trump, it doesn't matter. But I think there should be an age limit on who should be president. Like, you shouldn't be There is. 96 years old. And, like, all these other fucking people, like, who is it? Not, is it the senate? Sean Thurmond. No. I I don't I don't know people's names, but, like Sean Thurman. What a good man. Who are like they have that seat forever. It's like they just have it. What part of government is that? You mean the justice department? Like, the Supreme Court? Justice department, but, like The Supreme Court has it for life. Yeah. Like life. Yeah. Yeah. Like the Supreme Court. Yes. Supreme Court has it for life. They have it for life. Like, they're, like, 98 years old. They're like, I remember back when Penny Kenny was a penny. He's like, no. That motherfucker should be gone. He's Well, see. Their word is gone. With the Supreme Court in the past. The justices are the only ones that I think makes sense to keep them in  

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the way they do it. But they had had problems in the past with, justices being in the Supreme Court and being and having Alzheimer's  

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and being well beyond their years. Yeah. I guess stupid. But they allowed them to continue. Yeah. Like, don't let that motherfucker in there. Like, it's like sleepy Joe, man. Like, you could tell that motherfucker was insane. Like, even when Trump in the thing, you see it in the back. He's like, fucking like a hoverflies. Like, goddamn, man. Hey. Imagine being the person who thinks that he's okay. Here's  

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here's the answer. The constitution provides a means to  

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get rid of a president in that situation. It does. You're right. There's an amendment that says you can get rid of the president in that situation. They can impeach him. Yeah. I understand that. But I'm saying, like, it's  

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our   all government is corrupt. I don't like I said Yeah. That's what I'm fucking talking about. I gotta I gotta abide by it because I don't wanna go to jail, and I got a daughter to take care of. But, like, it's just that it's the whole point. Like, I don't buy, like, I don't vote. And the reason I don't vote, my vote don't count. It don't count.   Like, who wants whoever they want to be president is gonna be president. It doesn't matter.   You wanna tell me that somebody is electronically checking my vote? They're not. It is whoever it is, it is. That's an anti status at heart right there. I don't even participate  

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because I want the whole system to crash. Yeah.  

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And like I said, there there's gonna be a tea party. It's not gonna probably be in my generation, but there will be a tea party and it's it's gonna happen. Well, this is place on my daughter's generation because they're soft. This is my argument about   This is my argument about I don't know how he went from Korean horse ness, but I'm sorry. I'll get back to it. Korean horse ness. What's my argument about Trump? I think it is clearly like a populist  

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movement. I mean, you have a lot of fucking I think Trump is also a Korean whore. A lot of different people who voted for Trump who are wildly different. That should mean something. Right? Yeah. You said, like,  

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Trump too, man. I just like, everybody's like, oh, you hate Trump? I'm like, no. I just want him to do what he said. Don't tax my overtime. Well, he's fucking Don't tax my overtime. I'll be a He's doing all that shit already. He's Well, yeah. He's still taxing overtime, and the eggs are still up, and it's it's it's bullshit. Like  

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and they act Well, for what it's worth He's doing nothing. He's doing nothing. Well, not nothing, dude. They made doge.  

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Well, I mean, he's cutting, like, like No. He's cutting a lot of shit, man. I mean, you're He's cutting a lot of shit, but You're saying wildly inaccurate shit at this point. No. He's like Yes. You are. He's not doing nothing. Even Johnny's gonna agree with me on this. I'm, I'm just glad that I don't even have to say anything anymore. I'm just gonna be a producer in this fucking podcast. It's gonna be a field fucking journey show. He's doing some shit, but I'm saying, like,  

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I'm not  

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a huge anti Trump dude. I'm not a huge Trump guy, but I mean Well, I appreciate him eliminating Why do I have to say that all the time? Here Appreciate him eliminating   some spending. I guess I could Listen. It's been what?  

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He got inaugurated on, what, the twentieth. Right? Hasn't even been a month.  

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Well, no. I appreciate him eliminating   spending we all need. I I believe that he should eliminate the fucking   like, we're gonna have this clean energy shit. That's that's bullshit. We don't have the infrastructure to do that.   That's all bullshit. I believe all that bullshit. But, like, really Let's just say he dismantled  

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USAID.  

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That's Yeah. Like USAID is literally what has caused every war. Spells out everybody. And that's what sucks me. Well, no. No. We should not go I'm not sending you USAID. Dollars to feed a kid in Africa. USAID.  

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Homeless people. That's not what USAID is. USAID is the group that   that facilitates all these wars we fought for the last thirty years. I mean, it's a huge deal, man. That's literally the whole United States that they're a war machine, and he just dismantled the Yeah. No. That listen, bro. I But that's not he didn't do nothing. That's  

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crazy.   Like, they don't want us to they're, like, trying to, like   I get all that. We got secret shit everywhere. They the whole fucking, like, oh, we gotta protect these borders of this place. We're only protecting borders of places because we got shit there that we don't want nobody to know we have shit there. We're not protecting nobody  

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that doesn't affect us. Well, no. It's not for that. It's because we wanna continue to start wars. It's fun. I mean, wars are business, man. It's business. But yeah. But to your comment that he hasn't done anything, the the dismantling of USAID is like the most I'm not saying  

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That's that's the most significant Trump hasn't done anything. It's not really Trump. I'm just saying, like I'm saying that's the most He's just a dude. He's just a face. Even if I'm not doing anything. The destruction of USAID  

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is the most significant blow   to the power of the United States government in the last hundred years, probably. Like I said, I appreciate the, like, I'm not sending what is it? $2,000,000  

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for a   fucking Lion King musical in fucking Africa. I don't know what it is. That's not what that's that's not what USAID is. I think you might not understand what USAID actually does. I mean Well, no. I'm saying, like, I'm just I'm not I don't I don't understand what USAID does. I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say tell you. No. No. I understand what you're saying. I'm just saying,   I appreciate that he's, like, cutting and doing and and eliminating things. I don't know what USAID  

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Well, Johnny, why don't you tell? Like,   this USAID thing is extremely significant. It's like   the wildest thing that's happened in, for real, last hundred years. I mean, it's the first And I might not you you might be telling me USAID, and I might think it's something else. No. I think you do. That's what I'm trying to explain to you.   USAID is the   I don't know how to how how to describe this. USAID is You have to go you have to go back further.  

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After right after World War two, there was a thing called Operation Gladio   where we decided to install people in,   Eastern Europe   to ensure that communism didn't spread further.   So so, after we won the war and Stalin became our enemy, you you Russia became our enemy.   The United States decided to,   put   all types of groups.   Let's   say, we we put groups in Italy.   Now this is hypothetical. This is none of this is factual. I'm just saying hypothetically.   We it'd be something like, we put groups in Italy to ensure   they didn't turn communist,   let's say, at the simplest terms. Right?  

So it's called Operation Gladio, and we'd go over there and we would, like, fund newspapers,   and we'd fund universities,   and we'd fund, like, even little groups. Like, if if The United States had   an operative in Italy and they were just like living on some street and some highways,   like enjoying the local nightlife, and they found like a little group in a bar   talking about   communist revolution.   They would infiltrate that group,   Right? Yeah. And and and they would and so this is how it started. So that's   that's, that's how it all began. And then over time, as the cold war went on,   they found that this worked to to infiltrate these little groups in little ways. Like like I said, college newspapers,   like little groups in bars, everything like that. Yeah. You you put a guy in every one of these places, and you would fund these people. I mean and then that guy would be like, hey. Like, let's let's put out more propaganda for towards this. Let's put out more propaganda towards that.  

And they would, you know, they would, start little,   incidents here and there to overthrow governments anywhere where, like, communism popped up. Well, over time, The US found out that it was easy to influence people   by just throwing money at what they call capacity   enhancement. So anywhere, like, somebody was grumbling about something. So just let's say somebody infiltrated our podcast   and was like, hey.   If we give these guys money and encourage them to, like,   you know, do what we want,   then we could get results,   you know, in Uniontown. Like, if there's a protest, we could have these guys go down there, and they would influence this this, like, little,   you know, uprising in in Uniontown. So what what the USAA ID became was a way to hide money. So what they would do is they would You're talking hundreds of billions   trillions of dollars. Put people all around the world, anywhere they wanted influence, whether it was to, like, get control   of diamonds,   cobalt   Oil. Coal,   oil,   anywhere. And they just put these people in there and they would influence them in little ways and they would just keep sending them money and sending them money and sending them money.  

And over time, it just grew to this crazy thing where everybody was just taking money to influence all these countries around the world. I mean, like, they sent money to, like, New Guinea to influence New Guineans  

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to overthrow their government. I know it's not like it says We're talking to the money. They send money everywhere. So USAID  

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has been the entire   facilitator   of United States foreign policy   for the last Since 1946.  

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Yes. We're not talking,   like, condoms. You know? We're talking, like, these people are funding  

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And like I said But I'm just saying, so to get back to the point of Trump's done nothing, he's dismantled that entire organization. Well, like I said and and like I said, I'm not articulating what I said. I I appreciate the   like I said, I'm not articulating   as well as the History lesson.  

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No. This is just the point. I'm saying that's all you're saying. You're appreciating the history. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying, like I'm not trying to bag on him. I'm saying his I don't His You ain't bagging on me. I'm just saying His impact has has been, like Well, no. I'm saying saying that. I'm just saying, like, Trump.  

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How can I put this? Trump is not the one doing it. There's people behind Trump doing that. Well, no. Trump is the one doing this. I mean Well, no. He's doing it, but I'm saying would not have happened. Helping you. None of this would have happened without Trump, though. I mean,  

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no   other for the last seventy years,   no one has been able to get into government who could make this happen, and Trump's making it happen. And this is literally, like, unheard of. It's nobody would have ever imagined this four years ago. Yeah. This would be the thing that  

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I mean, blows it all out. This is Like I said, I I I appreciate him doing the the shit he's doing, but like I said Well, I'm saying this is the wildest thing.  

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And listen, this is why you don't hear about it because nobody wants this to happen. Exactly. That's the thing.  

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Nobody will nobody explains this on television because Nobody everybody wants you to explain anything on television. They want you to think that it's,  

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just So   DI. This isn't even hyperbole.   To put it bluntly,   this is   the biggest change that's happened in the world   in the last   seventy, eighty years,   legitimately.   Like, nothing this significant has happened.  

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It's it's that it's It's like crumbling The US empire.   Yes. Like, it's basically shining a light on No. No. No. No. No. It's like shining a light on everything we've done since 1946.   Like,   what we've done to influence the world, which is fucking a lot.   You know? And the the thing is is, like, they sold it to us as a benefit. Yeah. And it's all been bad. Oh, yeah. Like, if if if they were to go back right now, they'd say, well, don't you like cheap oil?   Don't you like getting cheap shit from China? It's like, well, no. I would rather Nobody likes cheap oil. Stayed   within our country's borders and just traded   with the rest of the world, like, on on,  

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even terms. Yeah. Right? Instead of us influencing it. We owe so many fucking people, and we shouldn't owe so many. Like, put it this way. Like, the Iraq war, Afghanistan,  

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the way they spun nine eleven,   Vietnam,   Korea,   everything. Literally everything has come down. All the morgues are fucking insane. But by him getting rid of USAID, he is dismantling   everything that let all that happen. Like, that's how that's how crazy this is. And the it's it's literally world altering. Well, it's like I don't know extremely all the facts. And like I said, I'm just saying  

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the whole point   that I was saying is   whether   you're for or against them, I appreciate some of the fucking things he's done. You're against them. This is I've never been happier about anything ever than this USAID thing. Well, he's dropped quarter of your pants down 15%. Thank god.   But I love quarter of your pants, by the way. I'm just The USAID thing and,  

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just   just saying things like, hey. We're not gonna tax,   overtime and we're not gonna we're not gonna, tax tips.   Like, these are amazing things. Like, if Donald Trump easy things but do them. If he doesn't tax tips, that's amazing. Over time, that's harder to do.   I understand there's a lot more shit involved with not taxing overtime, but taxing tips is very easy. Why don't you follow that? We're just not gonna tax tips. That's a great thing to do for people who are working,   like, menial jobs where they get paid shit. Like, because they get paid shit. It's crazy to tax people's tips.   Taxing overtime is completely different. I don't think they should tax overtime because that would definitely encourage people to work more. Tax fees are insane, bro. Like, you pay taxes on fucking,  

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it doesn't matter. You buy a property, you pay taxes. You pay taxes the rest of your life. You never you never really owe anything. Listen. And, Jeremy, it's wasted.   None of it you never see a bit of your tax money. It's just like You have never benefited. Buy no. It's like you buy gas. You pay more taxes because we're in Pennsylvania. They did there's oh, it's just fix the roads. Our roads are shit. Dude, you and I have never benefited from taxes. No.  

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Think about that. You and   I have never seen one of our tax dollars go to anything that benefit us. And there will be people that say that that that,   that that's not true, but I can guarantee you, you and I have never seen it. You know what our tax dollars go to pay for, Jeremy?   Nothing. We pay   interest   on the debt we owe to the Federal Reserve. Yep.   That's it.   Our government   asked the Federal Reserve for a loan. The Federal Reserve   loans   money,   and you know what we do? They tax The US citizens That's what we're talking about. To pay the interest on the debt we owe to Federal Reserve. It's the Federal Reserve, but it's our federal It doesn't go the road. Is  

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the whole thing's a fucking scam. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's the federal reserve. It's our federal reserve. We owe the federal reserve. This person it's just it's insane. It's fucking insane. No. The whole thing is a fucking scam. It's a scam. It's all a scam. None of our tax dollars have ever gone to anything that benefit us.  

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It goes to pay the debt   to the Federal Reserve. That's fucking it. Federal Reserve is a scam.   Of course, it's a fucking scam. It's a bank.  

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Where I don't know where we are in this conversation. Oh, anyway, the four women were initially off to  

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ball   after they were arraigned.   Handjobs?   Okay. Anybody know what a rein means?  

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I think it's when  

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you're called to court. They get in front of the judge and he tells them, hey. You're gonna go to court and you gotta pay as much for a bond.  

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Hold on. Let me back up. Let me back up. Wong is facing felony charges of corrupt organization. Alright. Long duck dong. Communication   facility and promoting prostitution. So Wong was   criminal use of a communication facility. I don't know what that means. I guess that means using the phone to, like, set up hand job appointments  

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and promoting prostitution. They're all hand jobs, though. I hope hey. Listen. In your world, they're all hand jobs, but I hope that somebody got a full fucking service.  

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I bet they did.   Huiyang, Luo, and Miao are charged with being an employee of corrupt organizations   and promoting prostitution,   while Huiyang and Luo also face misdemeanor   of indecent assault. Indecent assault? Indecent assault, though. Dude, I would like to be indecently assaulted. I would love to be indecently sold.   Excuse me.   How much for the indecent assault?   Oh, $200.   No. Thank you.  

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I would have paid $200 for Would you? For a hand gel? If I were drunk? Fuck yeah.  

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I wouldn't fuck that. I can jerk myself off for less than $200.  

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How much less, sir? Well,  

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I don't know.  

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I mean, you got taxes. You got heat,   energy.  

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Dude. What else he's paying for you, Johnny?   He also faced misdemeanor of indecent assault. AJ's Jeremy, you ever been indecently assaulted?  

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All the time.  

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Do you think it's a crime? Man, I'd love to be dead. Since court records accuse them of not asking for permission for beginning to perform sex acts on undercover officers. They didn't ask permission?  

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Do you need to ask a man permission, though?  

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Dude, that seems crazy.   I mean Wait. Hold on a minute. Let me let me read that. While Wang Yang and Luau also face   misdemeanor   of indecent assault since court records accuse them of not asking for permission before beginning  

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to perform sex acts on undercover officers. But is that even part of it? It's illegal anyways. Right? Why do you have to ask permission?  

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Since when do you have to ask permission to perform an illegal act? Listen. Girls don't work. Yeah. What a bunch of fucking shit, Yeah. Like, you're gonna charge people for something like not asking for permission before you're giving a handjob? No. That's an extra $5. Listen. It's $20 without permission. 25. I'll go on record as saying I hate  

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to defend an Asian person, but I don't think these women did anything wrong.  

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No. Nor do I. I believe,   almost everything they've done has been in the service of the community. Mhmm.  

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I mean, how much Hand juts for cancer. How much stress and,   you know, heartache if they say by just  

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jerking these guys off. What if the whole operation was propped up by undercover officers?   Like, what if there was nobody going in there except for fucking You know, this probably Chaumain Police Department. This probably is like the  

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the  

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the, Gretchen Whitmer? Yeah. Yeah. What is Gretchen Whitmer? Yeah. You're probably right. It's exactly a Gretchen Whitmer case. What if it was another cover up from China for the tariffs? And they're like, you know what? We're gonna go in here and get jerk off these guys to handle the money for the tariffs. What? Is this gonna just embolden women now? Like,  

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I have to pay for blowjobs at home now more than I already do? Like, asking for permission?  

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Yeah.   Listen.   You do not have to ask for permission before giving a handjob. I can tell you that.  

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I think you gotta ask permission. Right? If I wouldn't give you a handjob right now, I think I'd have to ask permission. Well, have you ever seen these articles where a woman was like Speaking directly, Patricia.  

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Where  

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Where are you gonna have to ask me to suck my dick, just so you know. A woman's like, I got drunk  

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with my husband and then we had sex, but I was blacked out and I I think he raped me.   This this will be like a woman who's been married to some man for, like, fifteen years.  

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Yeah. That's they That's fucking bogus. Right? They they consider that rape, though. That's what I'm saying. It's definitely bogus. Dumb as fuck. Right? Yeah.  

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I mean, Jesus Christ.  

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This article is fucking gold. It is gold. We fucked it all up.  

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This podcast is gonna be fucking stupid. I would just let this one ride  

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full bore. No edits. And okay. Indecent assault. I've never been indecently assaulted, but I'd like to be. Since court records accuse them of not asking for permission before beginning to perform sex acts on undercover officers, that's fucking ridiculous. That's a boater killer.   Right?   Excuse me, sir.  

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Excuse me. So wait wait. Man, I can't tell you. So these cops  

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job? Ken  

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job? So, like, a cop putter is like, so I'm not telling you can jerk me off. Wang Yang. But if you do, you might have to ask him to jerk me off. Like, what is that? Like, he just laid there and his dick was sore, and he's like,  

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I didn't to her jerk me off. My dick was sore. Yeah. That's what started jerking me off. Pretty sure that's what they're saying. Also, it didn't stop. They they they are clutching pearls because they were not asked  

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before they were not. Like, he'd fly maxed, and he's like, freeze.   I tell you, that's a South Park. Get your wang out of my hand. Like, I'm telling you, watch that stuff. Christopher Hackney tried to jerk her cough off.  

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I didn't you know what? Was that North Strabane Township? That may have been the article from last week.   I'm sorry, sir.   I don't know what you're doing with my dick in your hand, but   I'm I'm gonna help you out of this life.  

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This said life. It could have been yes. It could have been a   homophobic cop.   Closeted gay.  

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Yeah. So any of these women deported?  

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The four women were not initially offered bond after they were arraigned.   Do do do. They It's because the warden wanted jerk though.   What's it called? Okay. But on the charge, three of them has since been given options.   Saiva, that's the judge, set Wong's bond Wang's bond.   Wang. Get this, dollars 100,000   cash   and Luo's at $20,000   cash.   So they set their bond at 100,000. What does that mean you have to pay to get  

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released? 10%.   Ten per is it 10? Yes. It's like 10,000. Is that how that works? I have no idea. Is it 10%? I think it's like $10,000.   Okay. So if a hundred thousand Yeah. Hundred thousand is a bond let out. Yeah. And what is bond? That's, you promise to come back to court. Yeah. So basically, when you go to bond out, you'll go to a bondsman. If he accepts it, he'll be like, okay. You gotta pay, like, $10. I think it's 10%. So you pay $10. So it has 10,000.   You have to basically be 10,000 cash. You gotta bring in 10,000 in cash. Okay. And then they   basically put up that you'll appear.  

And if you don't appear, then they are Wait. The bondsman puts up 10,000 cash. No. You give the bondsman ten thousand, and then he puts his yes. And then he puts his self on the hook for a hundred thousand.   And if you don't show up, then he Oh, so that's what a bondsman does? That's what a bondsman does. Renew there. He yeah. So when you go to a bondsman, he basically pays it's, like, 10% or whatever they offer. Okay. So So whatever 10% is So the bondman takes responsibility of making sure you show up to court. That's why you have, like, dog the bounty hunter. Okay. I'm gonna take they they go and find you. You. Okay. So bondsman puts  

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The money up. The money up. And he's saying he's saying, okay. I'll pay your whole bond if they don't show up. I'll pay it. Okay. So if you promise to show up to court, you pay the $10.  

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The bondsman What's If you disappear, the bondsman comes out to you. The fucking hook for a hundred thousand grand. Alright. Yeah. I didn't know that any of that shit. Yeah. Like, it's they put up so much money. They don't have to pay the whole hundred grand right then, but they're on the hook for it. Okay. So  

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Wang,   obviously, Wang is gonna be up for the whole thing. I mean, I'd charge Wang with the the whole thing.   Luo's   Luo's twenty thousand dollar cash. Okay? So that's what? 2,000?  

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And a percentage, but with that What if this whole thing boils though he denied  

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male bail and all three women remain jailed. What if this whole thing boils down to  

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they did ask permission every time   No one could understand them. Yeah. You're right. Like because they're accents.  

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I think they do. Don't they act? Like, they they act like they're not gonna touch you, but if you're they they look like they're kitty mac.  

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This is just a Are you sure? I can't wait for the article. It's just a giant misunderstanding. Yeah. I guarantee it's all a misunderstanding. They literally Robin Niro, squini eyed.  

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He's so horny. I just want me so horny. Okay. $220,000  

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cash. So that's $10 in February for bond. Right? Yeah. Whatever. 1010%. So the bondsman's up for that. Right? Although he denied   male bail and all three women were made jailed,   Huang   Ouyang Ouyang was granted   $15,000   bond by Washington County Judge Tracy McDonald on January 30, and she was released later that day. So $15,000   bond. She paid what?  

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Whatever you want. Guys. I know Tracy.  

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Do you? Yeah. She's jerk guys off all the time. Tracy makes them out.  

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So guys, where are these people coming from? $200, I'll let them out. Mark. Mark. I believe that's the guy who's I'm guessing, he's the importing the agent. Good morning, Vietnam.   Nice.