33 Deliberating Dogface Dudes
Allah's Will or Allen's Drill?
Do Planks Make the Man Muslim or Does Muslimism Make Men Submissive?
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🎙️ Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it’s a cosmic collision of culture, cats, and chaos. Let’s gooo.
🕒 TIMESTAMPS – Navigate the Madness:
🎧 Press play and get weird:
👉 https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/33
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💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it's a freakin’ ride. Buckle up.
👀 What do kittens, Star Wars, gun control, and Jared Leto's sex cult have in common?
💅 Feminism, 🧠 neurodivergence, 😳 attic secrets, and 🧘♀️ plank-based pyramid schemes all show up too.
🔥 Sperm racing?
👮♂️ ICE raids?
📚 TradCath housewives vs. Minecraft feminist theory?
➡️ Yep. All that. And so much more.
🎧 This episode ain't for the faint of heart. We go off the rails, and then off the grid. 🛰️
Expect wild laughs, wild takes, and wildly uncomfortable truths.
⚠️ NSFW. NSFL. NSF... reality?
🐱 Kittens confirmed. Planks suspicious. Autism cured (pending).
👇 Tap in & vibe with the chaos:
📲 Listen now
💬 Drop a comment. Or a confession.
💸 Support the attic fund. We don’t ask what's up there.
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Kittens, Feminism, and the Cat Illuminati: An Eclectic Journey
Vaginal Monologues and Sperm Racing: A Jungle Gym of Raging Hormonal Tides They are a Turning
Cultural Appropriation and Equal Opportunity: Navigating Modern Society
From Toxic Masculinity to Cat Illuminati Pyramid Yoga Postures: Allah's Will or Allen's Drill?
In this lively and eclectic episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the whimsical to the controversial. We kick off with a humorous countdown before delving into the world of kittens and the curious case of a cat Illuminati. Our conversation takes a turn as we explore the intersection of feminism, the female anatomy, and the intriguing world of vaginal monologues. We also touch on the importance of accessibility in podcasts, ensuring that our content reaches a diverse audience, including those with visual impairments.
As the discussion unfolds, we navigate through the realms of toxic masculinity, incel culture, and the societal implications of gun control. We also explore the fascinating world of Star Wars and its reflection of modern politics. From the absurdity of sperm racing to the complexities of cultural appropriation in hairstyles, this episode is a rollercoaster of ideas and opinions. We wrap up with a lighthearted look at the concept of equal opportunity sex and the potential societal benefits of such a policy. Join us for a thought-provoking and entertaining journey through the myriad facets of contemporary culture.
🎙️ The Internet’s Most Unhinged Podcast Just Dropped a New Episode — And It Starts With Kittens (Obviously)
By allenmarcus.com
Originally published on [allenmarcus.com]
Welcome to the surreal, stream-of-consciousness brainchild that is Deliberating Dogface Dudes. In Episode 33, the hosts — Steve Pokemon, Allen Marcus, and Benjamin Balderson — let loose with two hours of unscripted, uncensored conversation that ricochets between kitten conspiracies, toxic masculinity, gun policy, and whether planking is secretly a form of prayer.
It’s absurd. It’s vulgar. It’s weirdly insightful. It’s what happens when smart, strange minds let the mics run hot.
🧠 A Podcast That Begins With Cats and Ends With Sperm Racing
🚨 Culture Wars, Star Wars, and Literal Bullet Emissions
The hosts take on American masculinity and public behavior, noting how today’s men are “spread-leg kicking the back of seats at the movie theater” and leaving behind “sticky messes” — literal or metaphorical.
And then comes this gem of media critique:
This episode might win the award for most unpredictable tangent: it includes both a search for “the most autistic person on the internet” and a debate over whether yoga’s plank pose is secretly converting youth to Islam.
By the 90-minute mark, the conversation veers hard into speculative sports. Specifically: sperm racing. With actual betting, logistics, and marketing strategies.
Before wrapping up, the gang pitches “Political Trading Cards” (complete with stats like “Clinton body count”) and calls out the attention economy:
🎧 Why You Should (Maybe) Listen
If you're tired of sanitized, overly branded podcasts that pretend to be neutral while pushing obvious narratives, Deliberating Dogface Dudes is a refreshing punch to the face.
It’s chaotic, yes. Offensive? Frequently. But it’s also raw, unscripted, and occasionally brilliant.
🎧 Listen now
Like what you read? Share it, argue about it, or subscribe for more chaotic content breakdowns. Just don’t listen with your boss or your mom in the room. 😬
Episode 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes isn’t just a conversation — it’s a collision of cultural chaos, neurodivergent honesty, and feline conspiracy. 🐱🎙️
🧠 Episode 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
A Whirlwind of Kittens, Cults, Clamshells, and Cultural Critique
“Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty-third,” announces one host, setting the tone for a show that opens with literal kittens on the shelf and then flies into full-force absurdity. “Kittens… confirmed,” they declare. “As if we didn’t need any more confirmations this week”.
The hosts waste no time claiming the title of “the Internet’s premier male feminist podcast” and dive headfirst into... anatomy. “We’re gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type,” one says, not-so-subtly riffing on The Vagina Monologues.
🎥 Microaggressions, ICE, and Jedi Politics
In a segment on toxic masculinity and public behavior, they critique modern movie theater etiquette: “These young men... spread their legs wide. They kick the back of other people’s seats. They think they own the place... hooligan behavior”.
The episode then shifts to immigration: “Donald Trump’s just rounding them up and throwing them on a plane to El Salvador,” one says, adding, “ICE, ICE baby” as they speculate on shady prison contracts.
🧠 Autism, Gonorrhea, and the Search for the Most Autistic Person
In one of the episode’s most intense rabbit holes, the hosts tackle the wave of self-diagnosed neurodivergence. “So by September, we’re gonna solve autism,” one jokes. “People can choose if they want autism or not — just check it out”.
The segment spins into surreal territory: “Autism is a spectrum... and that means there is the most autistic person, and we haven’t found them yet. So the search is on for the most autistic person on the Internet. Is that gonna be the next reality show?”
🧘♀️ Cultural Appropriation, Anime Obsessions & TradWives
Fashion and identity politics meet satire when the team debates hair codes and anime aesthetics. “If someone dyes their hair blue and identifies as an anime character... they should not be discriminated against by school administration,” one defends.
But there’s pushback: “You can’t get the trad wife when you’re watching Japanimations and living in grandma’s basement”.
The hosts continue: “There’s this thing about watching Japanimation... and girls not touching your penis,” one jabs. “How else will you get into the friend zone to become the beta orbiter you’ve always dreamed of being?”
💦 Sperm Races, Equal Opportunity Sex, and Political Baseball Cards
Yes, there’s a segment on sperm racing. “Sperm racing and fertility competitions” become metaphors for biological determinism, social policy, and general lunacy.
Then, in a moment of social utopianism(?): “Equal opportunity to sex and social policies” is floated — as in, “everyone should have access to sex.” The hosts aren’t sure how that would work, but they’re passionate about brainstorming it.
To close things out, the group jokes about “Political Trading Cards,” complete with stats like “Clinton body counts” and “time in Congress”.
🎧 Final Thoughts
This episode is like if The Onion, Joe Rogan, and 4chan had a baby and gave it a podcast. It’s wildly inappropriate, weirdly profound, and completely uncategorizable.
With discussions ranging from “the dreidel monster” to “bonus holes” and everything in between, Episode 33 is not for the faint of heart — but if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and occasionally say “Did they really just say that?”, then this one’s for you.
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🐾 Episode 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats – The Most Unhinged Podcast You’ll Hear This Week 😼🎙️
What do kittens, Star Wars, Jared Leto’s sex cult, and gun control have in common?
Absolutely nothing — which is exactly why this episode of Deliberating Dogface Dudes slaps harder than a Jedi in a samurai robe.
🎧 Episode Title: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
🎙️ Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, Benjamin Balderson
🔥 Running Time: 2+ hours of absolute podcast chaos
📍 Listen Now
💥 What You’re In For:
This week’s episode is a wild, sweaty, neurodivergent rollercoaster from feline conspiracies to political rage fits and everything in between. Seriously. If you think you’re ready, you’re probably not.
🧭 Here’s a taste of the madness by the minute:
This isn't your average dudes-with-mics podcast. It’s part satire, part social commentary, part fever dream. Episode 33 tackles:
🧨 Final Word:
Whether you love feminist cat cults or just want to know how many people Marcus is definitely not hiding in his attic, Episode 33 is the unfiltered, unhinged reality escape you didn’t know you needed.
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📲 Then send it to a friend. Or your parole officer.
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#DeliberatingDogfaceDudes #SpermRacingChampionship #CatIlluminatiConfirmed #ToxicMasculinityUnplugged #NeurodivergentNation #MinecraftTheology #TradWivesAndTrapLords #GunControlHotTakes #FeministPodcastGoneWild #PodcastYouCantExplain
🎙️ Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it's a freakin’ ride. Buckle up.
👀 What do kittens, Star Wars, gun control, and Jared Leto's sex cult have in common?
💅 Feminism, 🧠 neurodivergence, 😳 attic secrets, and 🧘♀️ plank-based pyramid schemes all show up too.
🔥 Sperm racing?
👮♂️ ICE raids?
📚 TradCath housewives vs. Minecraft feminist theory?
➡️ Yep. All that. And so much more.
🎧 This episode ain't for the faint of heart. We go off the rails, and then off the grid. 🛰️
Expect wild laughs, wild takes, and wildly uncomfortable truths.
⚠️ NSFW. NSFL. NSF... reality?
🐱 Kittens confirmed. Planks suspicious. Autism cured (pending).
👇 Tap in & vibe with the chaos:
📲 Listen now
💬 Drop a comment. Or a confession.
💸 Support the attic fund. We don’t ask what's up there.
#DogfaceDudes #PodcastChaos #FeministCats #ToxicMasculinity #GunControlDebate #MinecraftCult #PlankPositionConspiracy #NeurodivergentAndProud #JaredLetosIsland #FreeTheAtticPeople #CatIlluminati #DudesTalkingDeepStuff #NSFWPodcast #WokeAndWeird 🧠✨
🎙️ Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it’s a cosmic collision of culture, cats, and chaos. Let’s gooo.
🕒 TIMESTAMPS – Navigate the Madness:
🎧 Press play and get weird:
👉 https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/33
👇 Like, sub, and confess your sins in the comments.
💸 Support the attic fund. No questions asked.
#DogfaceDudes #CatIlluminati #MinecraftPhilosophy #FeministDudes #GunControlDebate #JaredLetoCult #NeurodivergentAF #PodcastOnDrugs #WokeRants #UncancellableContent #TradCathVsTrapWives #FreeTheAtticPeople #SpermDerby2025 #DudesWithMics #NSFWPodcast 💀🎧💬
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🎧 The Most Unhinged Political Comedy Podcast Episode You’ll Hear This Year — Are You Brave Enough to Listen?
If you love unscripted comedy, live rants, and edgy takes that make Red Scare look tame and Joe Rogan feel rehearsed — this one’s for you.
Episode 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes, titled Dialogues, Men Talk Cats, delivers 2+ hours of chaotic brilliance: conspiracy theories, social satire, neurodivergent rants, and... sperm racing.
Yeah. You read that right. 🧬
🕒 WTF Moments by Timestamp
This episode isn’t just “wild” — it’s a cultural demolition derby. Here’s what you’ll stumble into:
🧩 00:01:02 – “Tonight is kittens night…”
Welcome to the show. The Internet's only male feminist podcast kicks things off by confirming that cats are, in fact, Illuminati. “Kittens… confirmed. As if we didn’t need any more confirmations this week.”
💬 00:08:02 – “Star Wars jumped the shark — and the shark sharted.”
From Jedi politics to disco droids, the guys dissect how sci-fi is being used to sneak in ideological propaganda. “It’s spooky how close to reality this galaxy far, far away is.”
🪖 00:28:01 – “What the fudge- is that police code even supposed to mean?”
A deep-dive into law enforcement lingo, libertarian paranoia, and whether ICE raids are “cock and condom” partnerships with Eric Prince.
🧠 01:05:00 – “By September, we’re going to solve autism.”
A segment on self-diagnosis, TikTok neurodivergence, and the race to find “the most autistic person on the internet.” Satire? Truth? You decide.
💦 01:32:00 – “Sperm racing and fertility competitions.”
Yes, sperm racing is a thing. Yes, they want to livestream it. “We have better logistics… the large language model has done the hard math.”
🔥 02:15:00 – “Equal opportunity to sex and social policies.”
A dystopian (or utopian?) pitch for democratizing orgasms, curing inceldom, and monetizing trauma. “Hope you’re good at investing.”
🎴 02:25:00 – “We need political trading cards. Clinton body count on the back.”
Wraps with jokes about podcast grifts, simping, and financial domination. “I don't acknowledge anyone in chat without a $50 superchat.”
💥 Why You Need to Hear This Episode
This isn’t just a funny political podcast — it’s a wild, weird, boundary-blurring experiment in free speech, cultural critique, and absolute chaos. Think:
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🎙️ Dialogues, Men Talk Cats — Ep. 33 | Deliberating Dogface Dudes
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Cats. Clamshells. Culture wars. In Episode 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes, Steve, Allen Marcus, and Benjamin Balderson spiral into unfiltered chaos — covering everything from male feminist monologues and kitten conspiracies to sperm racing logistics and the secret symbolism of the plank yoga pose.
Whether you’re into controversial political humor, fringe internet culture, or unfiltered neurodivergent banter — this episode delivers 🔥.
🕒 Timestamps:
– 01:02 | Cat Illuminati Confirmed
– 08:02 | Star Wars Jumped the Shark (And Sharted)
– 32:00 | ICE, Prisons & Red Zones
– 1:05:00 | Solving Autism (Satire… we hope)
– 1:32:00 | Sperm Racing as a Sport
– 2:15:00 | Equal Opportunity Orgasms
– 2:25:00 | Political Trading Cards
👉 Tap play if you're into Red Scare, Rogan, Chapo Trap House or podcasts that say what everyone else won’t.
🔞 NSFW. NSFL. NSFWiY (Not Safe For Work if You're Yawning).
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Ep. 33 – Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
The guys dive headfirst into kittens, feminism, ICE raids, Star Wars metaphors, and sperm racing. Yes, that’s all one episode.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to podcast from the attic of your mind, this is it. Tap play and embrace the chaos.
💥 Highlights:
– ICE, immigration & inappropriate metaphors
– Are planks secret prayers?
– Why sperm racing might be the next Olympic event
– Jared Leto’s sex cult and neurodivergent self-diagnosis
– Attic secrets, cat gods, and Discord fights
Listen now if you like funny political podcasts, culture clash commentary, and things that probably shouldn’t be said out loud.
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Episode 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
In this episode of Deliberating Dogface Dudes, we talk feminism, kittens, toxic masculinity, ICE, cultural appropriation, Star Wars ideology, and — yes — sperm racing as a legitimate competitive sport.
It’s part podcast, part fever dream. NSFW, NSFL, and probably banned in at least 2 countries.
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Ep 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
Kittens, politics, cults, and sperm racing. The dudes let it rip in their wildest episode yet. Press play for unfiltered takes on masculinity, autism, ICE, and why Star Wars is actually about modern authoritarianism.
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Kittens, ICE raids, sperm racing, feminism & Jedi politics. Ep. 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes is 2+ hours of chaotic brilliance. NSFW & definitely unforgettable.
Allah's Will or Allen's Drill?
Do Planks Make the Man Muslim or Does Muslimism Make Men Submissive?
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🎙️ Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it’s a cosmic collision of culture, cats, and chaos. Let’s gooo.
🕒 TIMESTAMPS – Navigate the Madness:
- (00:01:02) 🐱 Kittens & Illuminati Confirmed
- (00:01:53) 🎙️ Male Feminist Podcast & Vaginal Monologues (Not Wood)
- (00:03:02) 🍿 Microaggressions at the Movies
- (00:04:29) ❄️ ICE, Immigration & Naughty Policies
- (00:08:02) 🌌 Star Wars Jumped the Shark (And the Shark Sharted)
- (00:10:49) 🎭 Roleplay Trauma in Improv Livestreams
- (00:14:00) 🗳️ Podcasting While Politically Activated
- (00:17:59) 💥 Bullet Emissions & Survivors Speak
- (00:22:30) 📚 Attic Secrets & Anne Frank Puns
- (00:28:01) 🚔 Bad Buddy Cop Codes (10-4 Vibes)
- (00:36:35) 🔫 Gun Violence & Restraining Orders
- (00:45:00) 💇♀️ Cultural Appropriation & Bangs
- (00:54:00) 🧎♀️ TradCath Wives & Male Husbandos
- (01:05:00) 🧩 Autism Test Kits & Self Diagnosis
- (01:20:00) 🌴 Jared Leto’s Cult Island
- (01:32:00) 🏁 Sperm Racing – Yes, Really
- (01:50:00) 🦠 CO-VIDiots & Public Health Takes
- (02:09:05) 🚤 JK Rowling & Motorboating Into Madness
- (02:15:00) 🛏️ Equal Opportunity Sex Policies
- (02:25:00) 🃏 Political Trading Cards & Final Thoughts
🎧 Press play and get weird:
👉 https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/33
👇 Like, sub, and confess your sins in the comments.
💸 Support the attic fund. No questions asked.
#DogfaceDudes #CatIlluminati #MinecraftPhilosophy #FeministDudes #GunControlDebate #JaredLetoCult #NeurodivergentAF #PodcastOnDrugs #WokeRants #UncancellableContent #TradCathVsTrapWives #FreeTheAtticPeople #SpermDerby2025 #DudesWithMics #NSFWPodcast 💀🎧💬
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💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it's a freakin’ ride. Buckle up.
👀 What do kittens, Star Wars, gun control, and Jared Leto's sex cult have in common?
💅 Feminism, 🧠 neurodivergence, 😳 attic secrets, and 🧘♀️ plank-based pyramid schemes all show up too.
🔥 Sperm racing?
👮♂️ ICE raids?
📚 TradCath housewives vs. Minecraft feminist theory?
➡️ Yep. All that. And so much more.
🎧 This episode ain't for the faint of heart. We go off the rails, and then off the grid. 🛰️
Expect wild laughs, wild takes, and wildly uncomfortable truths.
⚠️ NSFW. NSFL. NSF... reality?
🐱 Kittens confirmed. Planks suspicious. Autism cured (pending).
👇 Tap in & vibe with the chaos:
📲 Listen now
💬 Drop a comment. Or a confession.
💸 Support the attic fund. We don’t ask what's up there.
#DogfaceDudes #PodcastChaos #FeministCats #ToxicMasculinity #GunControlDebate #MinecraftCult #PlankPositionConspiracy #NeurodivergentAndProud #JaredLetosIsland #FreeTheAtticPeople #CatIlluminati #DudesTalkingDeepStuff #NSFWPodcast #WokeAndWeird 🧠✨
Kittens, Feminism, and the Cat Illuminati: An Eclectic Journey
The Hime Haircut Is All Over TikTok — Here's What to Know Before You Get It (Don't)
Exploring the Whimsical and Controversial: From Kittens to Star WarsVaginal Monologues and Sperm Racing: A Jungle Gym of Raging Hormonal Tides They are a Turning
Cultural Appropriation and Equal Opportunity: Navigating Modern Society
From Toxic Masculinity to Cat Illuminati Pyramid Yoga Postures: Allah's Will or Allen's Drill?
(00:01:02) Kittens and Illuminati Confirmed
(00:01:53) Male Feminist Podcast and Vaginal Logs (Not Wood)
(00:03:02) Microaggressions in Movie Theaters
(00:04:29) Naughty ICE and Immigration Policies (Not very NICE)
(00:08:02) Star Wars Jumped the Shark and The Shark Sharted
(00:10:49) The Roleplay of Trauma in Improv Livestreams (Example)
(00:14:00) Podcasting and Political Opinions
(00:17:59) Survivors of Bullet Emissions Live To Tell The Tale
(00:22:30) Attic Secrets and Frankly, I don't give Anne a Damn!
(00:28:01) 10-4 Bad Buddy Cop Codes and Local Law Enforcement
(00:36:35) Gun Violence Restraining Orders
(00:45:00) Cultural Appropriation and Hairstyles: Don't Bang Your Hairdresser
(00:54:00) Traditional Catholic Wives and Male Husbandos
(01:05:00) Self-Diagnose Your Own Flavor of Autism
(01:20:00) Jared Leto's Live Island
(01:32:00) Sperm Racing and Fertility Competitions
(01:50:00) CO-VIDiots-19 and Public Health Narratives
(02:09:05) JK Row Row Rows her Motor Boat Rowling Tiddies, Smokes Cigars
(02:15:00) Equal Opportunity to Sex and Social Policies
(02:25:00) Political Trading Cards and Final Thoughts
- Steve
https://serve.podhome.fm/deliberatingdogfacedudes
https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/33
In this lively and eclectic episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the whimsical to the controversial. We kick off with a humorous countdown before delving into the world of kittens and the curious case of a cat Illuminati. Our conversation takes a turn as we explore the intersection of feminism, the female anatomy, and the intriguing world of vaginal monologues. We also touch on the importance of accessibility in podcasts, ensuring that our content reaches a diverse audience, including those with visual impairments.
As the discussion unfolds, we navigate through the realms of toxic masculinity, incel culture, and the societal implications of gun control. We also explore the fascinating world of Star Wars and its reflection of modern politics. From the absurdity of sperm racing to the complexities of cultural appropriation in hairstyles, this episode is a rollercoaster of ideas and opinions. We wrap up with a lighthearted look at the concept of equal opportunity sex and the potential societal benefits of such a policy. Join us for a thought-provoking and entertaining journey through the myriad facets of contemporary culture.
🎙️ The Internet’s Most Unhinged Podcast Just Dropped a New Episode — And It Starts With Kittens (Obviously)
By allenmarcus.com
Originally published on [allenmarcus.com]
“Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty-third…”If you’ve ever asked yourself, “Could a podcast be too free?” the answer is YES. And this is that podcast.
— Deliberating Dogface Dudes, Episode 33
Welcome to the surreal, stream-of-consciousness brainchild that is Deliberating Dogface Dudes. In Episode 33, the hosts — Steve Pokemon, Allen Marcus, and Benjamin Balderson — let loose with two hours of unscripted, uncensored conversation that ricochets between kitten conspiracies, toxic masculinity, gun policy, and whether planking is secretly a form of prayer.
It’s absurd. It’s vulgar. It’s weirdly insightful. It’s what happens when smart, strange minds let the mics run hot.
🧠 A Podcast That Begins With Cats and Ends With Sperm Racing
“We’re gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type.”From that poetic (and questionably accurate) introduction to The Vagina Monologues, the discussion unspools into the politics of male feminist identity and how Star Wars “jumped the shark — and the shark sharted.” Yes, that’s a real quote.
🚨 Culture Wars, Star Wars, and Literal Bullet Emissions
The hosts take on American masculinity and public behavior, noting how today’s men are “spread-leg kicking the back of seats at the movie theater” and leaving behind “sticky messes” — literal or metaphorical.
“These young men… they think they own the place. That’s hooligan behavior.”ICE raids, immigration policy, and political power consolidation come next, with one host cheekily describing Trump’s deportation strategies as “ICE, ICE baby.”
And then comes this gem of media critique:
“Disney corrected the errors of the original Jews in Space trilogy… where good and evil were clearly defined. That’s just not how life is.”🧘♀️ Autism Cures, TradCath Wives, and Planking as Prayer
This episode might win the award for most unpredictable tangent: it includes both a search for “the most autistic person on the internet” and a debate over whether yoga’s plank pose is secretly converting youth to Islam.
“Is the plank a secret Muslim call to prayer action?”The show also takes a controversial look at the tradwife movement, contrasting it with modern femininity, incel culture, and what they call the “friend zone to beta orbiter pipeline.”
“There’s this thing about watching Japanimation… and girls not touching your penis.”💦 Yes, They Discuss Sperm Racing
By the 90-minute mark, the conversation veers hard into speculative sports. Specifically: sperm racing. With actual betting, logistics, and marketing strategies.
“We have better logistics... the large language model has done the hard math.”The hosts then propose a “thousand-man gangbang” as a radical new public policy to address incel culture, sexual frustration, and economic instability. It's unclear if they're serious. It's also unclear if it matters.
“We are removing the stigma of inceldom and empowering a sex goddess.”🃏 Politics, Pokémon, and Patreon Kinks
Before wrapping up, the gang pitches “Political Trading Cards” (complete with stats like “Clinton body count”) and calls out the attention economy:
“You were a sex slave for your husband. Now you get to be a whore for a bunch of people for a little while. Hope you’re good at investing.”They also joke about monetizing trauma, neurodivergence, and cat juggling. It’s brutal, hilarious, and slightly exhausting — which is the point.
🎧 Why You Should (Maybe) Listen
If you're tired of sanitized, overly branded podcasts that pretend to be neutral while pushing obvious narratives, Deliberating Dogface Dudes is a refreshing punch to the face.
It’s chaotic, yes. Offensive? Frequently. But it’s also raw, unscripted, and occasionally brilliant.
“We don’t want to yuck anyone’s yums. But we’re gonna talk about ‘em.”Whether you agree with the hosts or want to throw your phone in a lake, one thing’s for sure: you’ll never forget Episode 33.
🎧 Listen now
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Episode 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes isn’t just a conversation — it’s a collision of cultural chaos, neurodivergent honesty, and feline conspiracy. 🐱🎙️
🧠 Episode 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
A Whirlwind of Kittens, Cults, Clamshells, and Cultural Critique
“Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty-third,” announces one host, setting the tone for a show that opens with literal kittens on the shelf and then flies into full-force absurdity. “Kittens… confirmed,” they declare. “As if we didn’t need any more confirmations this week”.
The hosts waste no time claiming the title of “the Internet’s premier male feminist podcast” and dive headfirst into... anatomy. “We’re gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type,” one says, not-so-subtly riffing on The Vagina Monologues.
🎥 Microaggressions, ICE, and Jedi Politics
In a segment on toxic masculinity and public behavior, they critique modern movie theater etiquette: “These young men... spread their legs wide. They kick the back of other people’s seats. They think they own the place... hooligan behavior”.
The episode then shifts to immigration: “Donald Trump’s just rounding them up and throwing them on a plane to El Salvador,” one says, adding, “ICE, ICE baby” as they speculate on shady prison contracts.
🧠 Autism, Gonorrhea, and the Search for the Most Autistic Person
In one of the episode’s most intense rabbit holes, the hosts tackle the wave of self-diagnosed neurodivergence. “So by September, we’re gonna solve autism,” one jokes. “People can choose if they want autism or not — just check it out”.
The segment spins into surreal territory: “Autism is a spectrum... and that means there is the most autistic person, and we haven’t found them yet. So the search is on for the most autistic person on the Internet. Is that gonna be the next reality show?”
🧘♀️ Cultural Appropriation, Anime Obsessions & TradWives
Fashion and identity politics meet satire when the team debates hair codes and anime aesthetics. “If someone dyes their hair blue and identifies as an anime character... they should not be discriminated against by school administration,” one defends.
But there’s pushback: “You can’t get the trad wife when you’re watching Japanimations and living in grandma’s basement”.
The hosts continue: “There’s this thing about watching Japanimation... and girls not touching your penis,” one jabs. “How else will you get into the friend zone to become the beta orbiter you’ve always dreamed of being?”
💦 Sperm Races, Equal Opportunity Sex, and Political Baseball Cards
Yes, there’s a segment on sperm racing. “Sperm racing and fertility competitions” become metaphors for biological determinism, social policy, and general lunacy.
Then, in a moment of social utopianism(?): “Equal opportunity to sex and social policies” is floated — as in, “everyone should have access to sex.” The hosts aren’t sure how that would work, but they’re passionate about brainstorming it.
To close things out, the group jokes about “Political Trading Cards,” complete with stats like “Clinton body counts” and “time in Congress”.
🎧 Final Thoughts
This episode is like if The Onion, Joe Rogan, and 4chan had a baby and gave it a podcast. It’s wildly inappropriate, weirdly profound, and completely uncategorizable.
With discussions ranging from “the dreidel monster” to “bonus holes” and everything in between, Episode 33 is not for the faint of heart — but if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and occasionally say “Did they really just say that?”, then this one’s for you.
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🐾 Episode 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats – The Most Unhinged Podcast You’ll Hear This Week 😼🎙️
What do kittens, Star Wars, Jared Leto’s sex cult, and gun control have in common?
Absolutely nothing — which is exactly why this episode of Deliberating Dogface Dudes slaps harder than a Jedi in a samurai robe.
🎧 Episode Title: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
🎙️ Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, Benjamin Balderson
🔥 Running Time: 2+ hours of absolute podcast chaos
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💥 What You’re In For:
This week’s episode is a wild, sweaty, neurodivergent rollercoaster from feline conspiracies to political rage fits and everything in between. Seriously. If you think you’re ready, you’re probably not.
🧭 Here’s a taste of the madness by the minute:
- 00:01:02 – Kittens on the shelf… and in the Illuminati 😼
- 00:08:02 – Star Wars jumped the shark... and the shark sharted 🚀💩
- 00:14:00 – Podcasting gets political, and nobody's safe 🧨
- 00:28:01 – Learn your cop codes (10-4, good buddy) 🚓
- 01:05:00 – DIY autism tests: take one, pass it on 🧠
- 01:32:00 – SPERM. RACING. This is not a drill 🏁💦
- 02:09:05 – JK Rowling motorboats into the abyss 🛥️📚
- 02:25:00 – Political trading cards: gotta gaslight 'em all! 💬🃏
This isn't your average dudes-with-mics podcast. It’s part satire, part social commentary, part fever dream. Episode 33 tackles:
- 🐈⬛ Cat-based conspiracy theories
- 🔫 Gun laws & bullet emissions
- 🧘♀️ Is planking secret Islamic prayer?
- 👩🏫 Snapchat, teachers, & the line between kink and crime
- 🦠 Neurodivergence, autism, and curing gonorrhea (maybe)
- 🎮 Minecraft theology, incels, and the tradwife-industrial complex
🧨 Final Word:
Whether you love feminist cat cults or just want to know how many people Marcus is definitely not hiding in his attic, Episode 33 is the unfiltered, unhinged reality escape you didn’t know you needed.
👂 Tap in here
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🎙️ Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it's a freakin’ ride. Buckle up.
👀 What do kittens, Star Wars, gun control, and Jared Leto's sex cult have in common?
💅 Feminism, 🧠 neurodivergence, 😳 attic secrets, and 🧘♀️ plank-based pyramid schemes all show up too.
🔥 Sperm racing?
👮♂️ ICE raids?
📚 TradCath housewives vs. Minecraft feminist theory?
➡️ Yep. All that. And so much more.
🎧 This episode ain't for the faint of heart. We go off the rails, and then off the grid. 🛰️
Expect wild laughs, wild takes, and wildly uncomfortable truths.
⚠️ NSFW. NSFL. NSF... reality?
🐱 Kittens confirmed. Planks suspicious. Autism cured (pending).
👇 Tap in & vibe with the chaos:
📲 Listen now
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🎙️ Deliberating Dogface Dudes - Ep. 33: "Dialogues, Men Talk Cats" 🐾😼
Hosts: Steve, Allen Marcus, & Benjamin Balderson
💥 From toxic masculinity to the cat Illuminati — it’s a cosmic collision of culture, cats, and chaos. Let’s gooo.
🕒 TIMESTAMPS – Navigate the Madness:
- (00:01:02) 🐱 Kittens & Illuminati Confirmed
- (00:01:53) 🎙️ Male Feminist Podcast & Vaginal Monologues (Not Wood)
- (00:03:02) 🍿 Microaggressions at the Movies
- (00:04:29) ❄️ ICE, Immigration & Naughty Policies
- (00:08:02) 🌌 Star Wars Jumped the Shark (And the Shark Sharted)
- (00:10:49) 🎭 Roleplay Trauma in Improv Livestreams
- (00:14:00) 🗳️ Podcasting While Politically Activated
- (00:17:59) 💥 Bullet Emissions & Survivors Speak
- (00:22:30) 📚 Attic Secrets & Anne Frank Puns
- (00:28:01) 🚔 Bad Buddy Cop Codes (10-4 Vibes)
- (00:36:35) 🔫 Gun Violence & Restraining Orders
- (00:45:00) 💇♀️ Cultural Appropriation & Bangs
- (00:54:00) 🧎♀️ TradCath Wives & Male Husbandos
- (01:05:00) 🧩 Autism Test Kits & Self Diagnosis
- (01:20:00) 🌴 Jared Leto’s Cult Island
- (01:32:00) 🏁 Sperm Racing – Yes, Really
- (01:50:00) 🦠 CO-VIDiots & Public Health Takes
- (02:09:05) 🚤 JK Rowling & Motorboating Into Madness
- (02:15:00) 🛏️ Equal Opportunity Sex Policies
- (02:25:00) 🃏 Political Trading Cards & Final Thoughts
🎧 Press play and get weird:
👉 https://serve.podhome.fm/episodepage/deliberatingdogfacedudes/33
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#DogfaceDudes #CatIlluminati #MinecraftPhilosophy #FeministDudes #GunControlDebate #JaredLetoCult #NeurodivergentAF #PodcastOnDrugs #WokeRants #UncancellableContent #TradCathVsTrapWives #FreeTheAtticPeople #SpermDerby2025 #DudesWithMics #NSFWPodcast 💀🎧💬
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🎧 The Most Unhinged Political Comedy Podcast Episode You’ll Hear This Year — Are You Brave Enough to Listen?
If you love unscripted comedy, live rants, and edgy takes that make Red Scare look tame and Joe Rogan feel rehearsed — this one’s for you.
Episode 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes, titled Dialogues, Men Talk Cats, delivers 2+ hours of chaotic brilliance: conspiracy theories, social satire, neurodivergent rants, and... sperm racing.
Yeah. You read that right. 🧬
🕒 WTF Moments by Timestamp
This episode isn’t just “wild” — it’s a cultural demolition derby. Here’s what you’ll stumble into:
🧩 00:01:02 – “Tonight is kittens night…”
Welcome to the show. The Internet's only male feminist podcast kicks things off by confirming that cats are, in fact, Illuminati. “Kittens… confirmed. As if we didn’t need any more confirmations this week.”
💬 00:08:02 – “Star Wars jumped the shark — and the shark sharted.”
From Jedi politics to disco droids, the guys dissect how sci-fi is being used to sneak in ideological propaganda. “It’s spooky how close to reality this galaxy far, far away is.”
🪖 00:28:01 – “What the fudge- is that police code even supposed to mean?”
A deep-dive into law enforcement lingo, libertarian paranoia, and whether ICE raids are “cock and condom” partnerships with Eric Prince.
🧠 01:05:00 – “By September, we’re going to solve autism.”
A segment on self-diagnosis, TikTok neurodivergence, and the race to find “the most autistic person on the internet.” Satire? Truth? You decide.
💦 01:32:00 – “Sperm racing and fertility competitions.”
Yes, sperm racing is a thing. Yes, they want to livestream it. “We have better logistics… the large language model has done the hard math.”
🔥 02:15:00 – “Equal opportunity to sex and social policies.”
A dystopian (or utopian?) pitch for democratizing orgasms, curing inceldom, and monetizing trauma. “Hope you’re good at investing.”
🎴 02:25:00 – “We need political trading cards. Clinton body count on the back.”
Wraps with jokes about podcast grifts, simping, and financial domination. “I don't acknowledge anyone in chat without a $50 superchat.”
💥 Why You Need to Hear This Episode
This isn’t just a funny political podcast — it’s a wild, weird, boundary-blurring experiment in free speech, cultural critique, and absolute chaos. Think:
- 🎙️ Your Mom’s House + Red Scare + Truanon + 4chan banter
- 🧠 Hot takes on neurodivergence, education, masculinity, and media manipulation
- 😼 Cat conspiracies, planking-as-prayer, and Minecraft theology
- 🚫 Not safe for work, your mom, or your liberal arts professor
“We don’t want to yuck anyone’s yums... but we’re gonna talk about ‘em.”👂 Ready to Click?
— Allen Marcus
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🎧 Ready to Hear the Internet’s Most Unfiltered Podcast Episode?
If you’re into podcasts like Red Scare, The Joe Rogan Experience, Your Mom’s House, or Truanon — where the takes are hot, the humor is dark, and no topic is off-limits — this episode of Deliberating Dogface Dudes is mandatory listening.
Expect:
- 🔥 Raw, unscripted male feminist debates
- 🐱 Cat Illuminati conspiracies
- 🔫 Spicy takes on guns, incels, and culture wars
- 🧠 Wild commentary on autism, neurodivergence & social policy
- 💦 Sperm racing and fertility Olympics (yes, really)
🗯️ “The funniest, weirdest, most disturbing episode of the year.”
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Cats. Clamshells. Culture wars. In Episode 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes, Steve, Allen Marcus, and Benjamin Balderson spiral into unfiltered chaos — covering everything from male feminist monologues and kitten conspiracies to sperm racing logistics and the secret symbolism of the plank yoga pose.
Whether you’re into controversial political humor, fringe internet culture, or unfiltered neurodivergent banter — this episode delivers 🔥.
🕒 Timestamps:
– 01:02 | Cat Illuminati Confirmed
– 08:02 | Star Wars Jumped the Shark (And Sharted)
– 32:00 | ICE, Prisons & Red Zones
– 1:05:00 | Solving Autism (Satire… we hope)
– 1:32:00 | Sperm Racing as a Sport
– 2:15:00 | Equal Opportunity Orgasms
– 2:25:00 | Political Trading Cards
👉 Tap play if you're into Red Scare, Rogan, Chapo Trap House or podcasts that say what everyone else won’t.
🔞 NSFW. NSFL. NSFWiY (Not Safe For Work if You're Yawning).
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Ep. 33 – Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
The guys dive headfirst into kittens, feminism, ICE raids, Star Wars metaphors, and sperm racing. Yes, that’s all one episode.
If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to podcast from the attic of your mind, this is it. Tap play and embrace the chaos.
💥 Highlights:
– ICE, immigration & inappropriate metaphors
– Are planks secret prayers?
– Why sperm racing might be the next Olympic event
– Jared Leto’s sex cult and neurodivergent self-diagnosis
– Attic secrets, cat gods, and Discord fights
Listen now if you like funny political podcasts, culture clash commentary, and things that probably shouldn’t be said out loud.
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Episode 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
In this episode of Deliberating Dogface Dudes, we talk feminism, kittens, toxic masculinity, ICE, cultural appropriation, Star Wars ideology, and — yes — sperm racing as a legitimate competitive sport.
It’s part podcast, part fever dream. NSFW, NSFL, and probably banned in at least 2 countries.
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Ep 33: Dialogues, Men Talk Cats
Kittens, politics, cults, and sperm racing. The dudes let it rip in their wildest episode yet. Press play for unfiltered takes on masculinity, autism, ICE, and why Star Wars is actually about modern authoritarianism.
📝 Short Summary for Podcast Website or RSS Feed (160 characters)
Kittens, ICE raids, sperm racing, feminism & Jedi politics. Ep. 33 of Deliberating Dogface Dudes is 2+ hours of chaotic brilliance. NSFW & definitely unforgettable.
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There we are, man.
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Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty third
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Is there a cat up there with their cat kittens?
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Yeah. That's not even great. Episode
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33.
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Kittens on the shelf?
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Illuminati confirmed. Right?
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Confirmed.
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Confirmed.
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As if we didn't need any more confirmations this week.
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Confirmed. Hey. You got this,
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great for being here, droid.
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What's up, droid? How you doing, brother? The the great kitty had kittens, and she's got them out in the living room now. And I look over, and there's some other cat laying with all the kittens just laying there just happy as hell.
[00:01:54] Unknown:
So as the the world's premier or the the Internet rather, the Internet is different from the world, the Internet's premier, male feminist podcast, and we're gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type, discussed,
[00:02:16] Unknown:
Vaginal logs. Is that what
[00:02:19] Unknown:
The vagina vaginal logs? Mhmm. Yeah.
[00:02:26] Unknown:
Can I show you my my Georgia O'Keeffe scrapbook? I know we didn't talk about this.
[00:02:32] Unknown:
You know, we're trying to be a an audio only podcast. We have a lot of machine the listeners, and they just can't see. They're blind. So to be as handicap accessible to the widest, audience, we want to, make sure that we're not making sudden movements. We're not flashing any images. We might have, epilepsy warnings placed and, wanna talk about the microaggressions that happened in, movie theaters across The United States and probably internationally. I'm talking about this character named Jack Black. Oh, okay. Continue. Shit was crazy. I want after you were going on about that last week, I checked that out. Yeah. The, the whole idea of a a chicken jockey, that's kinda like a jockstrap. So it's sort of like this cock that these men are riding around the movie theater, and it really shows the rambunctiousness and this toxic masculinity that's just taken over. And these these young men in the theaters just think they own the place. They they spread their legs wide. They kick the back of other people's seats. They think they own the place, and then they don't clean up after themselves, leaving sticky messes all over the floor.
[00:03:42] Unknown:
That's that's hooligan behavior, and it shouldn't be tolerated in any civil society.
[00:03:48] Unknown:
Oh, against
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So we need to discuss, how we're going to vote for policy that will restrict the movement of despicable members of society.
[00:04:03] Unknown:
Well, currently currently, Donald Trump's just rounding him up and throwing him on a plane, c 01:30 to El Salvador, calling it a day.
[00:04:13] Unknown:
Ice ice, baby.
[00:04:15] Unknown:
Eric Prince is gonna make a significant amount of money off of that because he's got a a well, potentially, I don't know if he's actually been awarded the contract, but a contract to build more prisons and be the transport company.
[00:04:29] Unknown:
What are you asking? That,
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takes
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you know? So they're working Add people, even Americans
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regardless of, you know, especially if they fall under an ever growing umbrella of what it means to be a quote, unquote DVE. We're on YouTube. I don't know if I can even
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give the full descriptor for that. No. That's okay. We we can use the
[00:04:56] Unknown:
The acronym or whatever?
[00:04:58] Unknown:
Acronyms. Yeah. The, the ICE, the immigration customs enforcement is working hand and fist or cock and condom with the lockstep, brown are they brown coats, or are they literal Nazis, or are they the the the good guys in this situation? The the line I haven't tried to pick me up once, and I live in California even. Okay. Yeah. Do you do you live within the red zone on the map? We have a map that the ACLU ACLU has, courageously provided for us if we can if we can, help our geographically handicapped brother some sisters, cousins.
[00:05:38] Unknown:
I haven't even talked to or frisked or nothing.
[00:05:42] Unknown:
Yeah. Do you have a are you screen sharing it, or are you dropping it somewhere?
[00:05:48] Unknown:
I got it in the, the private chat there. I have to share it now.
[00:05:53] Unknown:
I do not see it. Okay. Let me see. Is Marcus getting arrested by ice?
[00:05:59] Unknown:
No. I think I've been pretty well behaved. Is it a behavior saying that they're looking at for?
[00:06:08] Unknown:
Not sneaking in, anything.
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Okay. I'll bring it up here.
[00:06:21] Unknown:
I tried calling him and warning him about the hot throat lozenges that are being snuck in.
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I don't see it now.
[00:06:32] Unknown:
Oh, you mean ice? Hi, dog.
[00:06:34] Unknown:
There it is. Yeah. I tried calling him and telling him I knew about this guy that's got foreign throat lozenges that he's been trying to have snuck in across the border
[00:06:47] Unknown:
Okay.
[00:06:49] Unknown:
From another country without paying tariffs.
[00:06:52] Unknown:
So it says nearly two out of three people live within the 100 mile border zone. That means 33% of people are safe. That's the, 33% of people that are safe. I think they live in the flyover country.
[00:07:08] Unknown:
Yeah. No. I live in the red spot, and nobody ever talks to me about it. I've never been stopped by ice. They've never asked me. I've never been frisked even. I've been wearing special underwear just for it. Okay. Hoping to have a good time. So you've been asking for it. You've been dressing for vodka. Asking for it, and and they don't they don't ever buy they don't ever talk to me. I don't know what the problem is. I got as many kids at least as that guy that they sent off.
[00:07:44] Unknown:
Is that, Marmot, North Dakota up there? Next to Grand Forks.
[00:07:53] Unknown:
And I like how they left that red line up there on a grand up there up there by Grand Forks and shit. Like, there's anybody that lives up there.
[00:08:03] Unknown:
The area around the Great Lakes season looks like the Star Wars symbol for the rebel alliance. Has any been been watching Andor? We're on season two now. No. I I I don't even didn't even know there was a season one, man. Okay. So there was a season one. Now we're on season two. And within season two,
[00:08:28] Unknown:
pretty sure Star Wars is jumping shark.
[00:08:30] Unknown:
Yes. I'm all caught up. You're all caught up? I'm all caught up. So I I can respectfully wait to review it if if you if you guys wanna catch it or I can just spoil it for you now. Yeah. Hold hold your breath and wait. I was gonna watch it. Just just just wait. Okay. I wanted to talk about the use of diegetic and non diegetic sound within the Star Wars universe and how it kind of ruins the atmosphere when they use disco pop sounding music coming out of a disco droid, kind of like, an upgraded r two d two. And they have a samurai wedding, where it's just a bunch of white guys with top knots and samurai robes.
[00:09:10] Unknown:
Where's my Japanese robe? Upstairs. I need it. If I'm gonna be as cool as F. Gardner and Star Wars figures, I need my Japanese robe.
[00:09:26] Unknown:
Fair point. That's a fair point. So I just have a fuzzy robe, but it has a hood. Do you guys remember Forest Whitaker? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys remember Che Guevara?
[00:09:39] Unknown:
Sure. Yeah. So what That was the last good that was the last good Star Wars movie. Yeah. Yeah. The Che Guevara
[00:09:45] Unknown:
character in in Andor played by Forrest Whitaker. It's getting to be a little bit on the news. It's a little bit spooky how close to reality this this, galaxy far, far away is really mirroring our own reality. It's like it's like the writers have decided that they wanna put their own, modern politics into the the Star Wars story. And I I think that's really brave of them. I think it it speaks truth to power, and it tells me exactly what I need to know and who's bad guys are. That's good. There are people with families. They have jobs.
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And they have loved ones. The problem is is does Forest Whitaker look at the bad guys and go, he's right there. I'm looking at him, and you're like, where? Which eye?
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Right. I I just see I just see sentient I just see sentience intelligent life forms everywhere, and I love them all equally.
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K. Oh, yeah.
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So So they really corrected the errors within the, the original trilogy, I think they're called, where they had, good and evil very clearly defined. And that's just that's just not how life is. Oh, yeah. Just varying shades of,
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Here here we go. There we go. Of privilege. There we go. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at that Jedi over there. I'm probably I I'm probably I'm probably too fancy to be on this show now. F Gardner was. I I don't think you can wear something nice and be on pattern? I'm not sure what how you're supposed to hold this together. There's a tie. Oh, there's a little tie on it. K. A little tie there. Alright.
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Oh. Wait. Hang on. Let's Let's Here. Stay stay put, Ben. You gotta I didn't mind. There we go. There we go.
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There we go. That's that's a great. So
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can you tell us how Buddhism is a superior religion and tell us about the dreidel like dreidel monster?
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Well, in case you didn't know and you had imagined that a dreidel monster would look like pumpkin head, you would be wrong. A dreidel monster is very dreidel like. And myself and chat g p t, we are the authors of this invention.
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Pumpkin pumpkin heads are are more globular, and the, dreidel monster is is more, how would you say it has sharp corners to it?
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Yeah. It's pretty nice. Mid silk. Mid silk. Yeah. Get don't fight my silk robe, dog.
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So we're just a bunch of if I don't have either kids here. Just putting on a a presentation.
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Oh, there's a never mind.
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We're on YouTube. Can't say that. We'll we'll just say whatever we wanna say. We're on the right side of history.
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Right.
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I was gonna say, was there another school shooting? Well, I was just gonna talk about, I never received a new podcast and, Parkland survivors. I know of well, we know of one who was, David Hogg. Remember that guy? Oh, yeah. What a what a brilliant young man. We can't forget that guy. He's turning out to be. And I found another one today on some Bulwark podcast.
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I don't know.
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There's so many so many podcasts. I think if we just, include the tariff, raise taxes, make it more expensive to to buy microphones, then we can solve a lot of our, political problems.
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Not against this too cheap.
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Right. It's it's too, democratized in a way. But, you know, when
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let me let me say this another way. Suggesting that we need to trim the podcast fat a little bit.
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I'm saying some opinions are more correct than others. Literally
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hundreds of thousands of shows that are just knockoff versions of other shows.
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Right. Yes.
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Rose seven seven seven got her channel back. Congratulations, Rose. Nice. I don't know how that happened. The the tides are turning.
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It's okay. Let's see. I think I'll share this other image if I can What,
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what, what was the bulk of her content?
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Conspiracy stuff. Okay. Like, plus just the mind of Rose. Hail crunk junk dude. Our spaceship's spacious? I I don't think so. They didn't look like it. Here's another image. So this is,
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the second survivor of, bullet related emissions at high speeds. And, he attended a march for our lives, the first one, and they did a second one. So this brave homosexual young man is, an advocate against gun violence having survived a tragic event Mhmm. And naturally has gone on to become a very, a very, influential influencer in a a generation zed podcast format where he talks about the politics of Gen z and how to be on the right side of history.
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K. So he's talking about why he wants to take shots to the mouth, but then is against guns?
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Well, okay. So now we gotta get into the weeds a little bit going back to, a Walmart a Walmart, parking lot in El Paso in I think was it 2019? Do you remember that one?
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So there was another event where Yeah. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do. There was another event where bullets were
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violently ejected from barrels, and, a guy named Pete Budigeudge showed up. Okay.
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Okay. Like, good old right away
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Good old Mayor Pete. Yeah. So Cameron here, camp mister Caskey, had made a video criticizing Pete. And and then later realized that Pete is actually a really good guy, and he's really he's he's on our side. Saw the light, did he? Saw the light. So he sort of so so Cameron has is as an influencer has decided that Pete is a great guy and should continue his career in public speaking.
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Well, gosh darn it. He's a hardworking Hoosier, and, you know, he deserves a little bit of that limelight.
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Right. So I mean lovely husband, Chasten. So I I guess I would just stop and pause and ask for your opinions here, your input on, the importance of survivors of tragedy and how they can be you or use their their voice having endured trauma to then convince other people that bad guys and good guys should not have weapons
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at all because that just creates more more gun emissions and bullet emissions, I'm trying to say. That that is that is such an important question. And I think as as, recent history has shown the most important thing that anyone can do is weaponize their grief, and then market it in as many ways as humanly possible in order to parlay that into some sort of position in politics or, on a number of different boards of different lobbying firms that that then send, a a ton of money into, you know, individual politicians, pockets or at least their campaign war chest, in order to further grease the wheels of democracy.
We are like it says in the constitution and the Bible.
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Okay. And I would say that, people that have been traumatized by something are always the most reasonable.
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Right. That's that's why that's why I'm talking about the hood. We we we would like to think that they're they're well on the path to healing if not fully healed. Yes. Yeah. And we should take their advice
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while while being traumatized on how to do things because the traumatized people usually think best. They plan really well.
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We do not afraid to let their passion guide their decision making process. It's brave. It's brave, and it should be should be the way that more of us operate.
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So I'm kind of having it. I'm having kind of a a crisis of of faith or a crisis morale. I don't even have the words to speak to us, but the idea that there are, you know, brothers and sisters, cousins, loved ones who are being put on ice and, transferred to other places that are not within driving distance in my fifteen minute city, and that really, really breaks my heart. But if I wanted to to, use the power of bullet emission to, prevent certain agents of of doom from taking my friends and family away.
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Bring me something, please.
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Bring me something. Should I, you know, should I just prepare, meals for people that live in my attic?
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I mean No people living in your attic?
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No. No. Hypothetically,
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if I were to said that you have people living in your attic and that whether we should get meals for them. I just wanna know how many. And if you won't even fucking tell me how many, how am I supposed to know how many meals? It's because they're under the floorboards.
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Well, I've I've given them plenty of ballpoint ballpoint pens. And, Well, that's good. They can write diaries. Diaries. Yep. So that they can record their shrug. And, you know, it's kinda hard because I feel like if I were to give them access to, you know, Snapchat or Instagram that the GPS on the phone might track their location. So by giving them, you know, pens and paper, they can keep up That is forward thinking, sir. It's like a it's like a it's like a social media thing, but it's offline. Forward thinking on your part. But when the weather clears and the conditions improve, we'll be able to scan those pages and put them into, like, a coffee table book. Oh, nice. We could publish this.
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Nice. Are you making them write it in scraps of toilet paper and in their own blood?
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Sure. So I've encouraged them to be to be real, raw, and honest and talk about all of their, thoughts, especially the springtime of fertility and the hormones and the thoughts that they might have in terms of romance and, you know, physical contact that they might have, the yearnings.
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You have multiple sexes locked up in your attics, and there's at least two people.
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Hypothetically, I'm not giving any information further than that. Remember, I'm just a theater kid, and I just just love the drama of it. It's so exciting to to know that any moment my door could be kicked out.
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Are we gonna find out you're Jeffrey Dahmer's someday?
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Never heard never heard of her.
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More like, more like Buddy in, oh, goddamn it. I'm high. Give me a minute.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah. Like, the fucking dude in, v for vendetta Yeah. Has the hidden book cave,
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all that kind of stuff. Uh-huh. Makes makes his eggs with a little piece of cutout toast to make sure the egg inside of it and speaks speak I I can literally imagine Marcus living in this. Some of the shit that he pulls out as a prop that just and you're and the thing is is there was what you guys don't understand is there was no pre coordination. Marcus had no idea that this was gonna get brought up. That prop was within stepping, grabbing reach. Just just there. So if you can imagine the the if you've ever been to house on a rock, I imagine that that basically is Marcus's lair.
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Alright.
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Let's see.
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And, yes, I'm totally with Steve. He probably has a mask and a cape and and actually knows how to sword fight with, like, a with a sword that nobody else would use. Mhmm.
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So I thought tonight would be a good night to go over some basic police 10 codes if we have our hands on the on the bottom left. What the fuck is that? Right. You know, I felt really terrible about blocking advertisements. I think they're very
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rad on the screen.
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It's,
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like, one of those pope drone guns.
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Yeah. They're like they're like, you you stuck you stuck a criminal in the one tie, and a good citizen comes out the other side.
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I appreciate your neurodiversity tonight. I I just wanna acknowledge that. It's a it's a great, it's a great quality that I that I look for in cohosts. And now we're gonna look at the the ten four acknowledgment, okay, code. So, like, 104 good buddy.
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What about 420? What's that one?
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Just scroll down and see if it's on the list. It's a real thing or if it's just a a made up saying you can't always trust the the resources on the Internet. I don't see a 420 code. Like, is that, like, 1020?
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Wait. Which police department exactly is this? Because I don't see
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Like They they are all the same? They they A 10 a ten fifty four is livestock on the highway.
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So if there's That happens a lot. What what the fuck? But how is it also man molesting children or a possible body? Like, that's a that's a weird range of things. Right? I don't know. Might be a cow on the road. Might be a dude humping some kids over there. I don't fucking know. You better come out and check it out. Sure. So Norfolk, Virginia, and Walnut Creek, California have different codes
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than the rest of us.
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What is the age? I just wanna say that they're all the same.
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Okay. So I've only seen the first three Police Academy movies.
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Well, that is not enough research. Correct. You've gotta get over you gotta get beyond the Steve Guttenberg movies to get to the good knowledge. Right. The countdown
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of the I won't say deadline. I'm gonna say, throw me a lifeline at 8PM on a Tuesday night, and then you just pull me back pull me right in whether I'm prepared or not with, all of the the information needed for the presentation.
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So a ten five four depending on what county you're in. It could be a hit and run, a fire, a personal injury, or property damage. Hey. I don't fucking know, but it's it's bad either way. Somebody should show up.
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Right. So we need to know where we are at all times so we don't lose ourselves.
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Well, that is just a a really broad spectrum. It really is. Intoxicated person, unruly crowd.
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Are you seeing this one here? Unaliving. There's a code Attempted unaliving.
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That was you know, intoxicated, unruly crowded. A dude running around trying to unalive people. Like, yeah, there's no they're they're the same. That's
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could be the same code. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No problem. There must be a lot of dogs in Norfolk, Virginia because they have the ten sixty code for dog
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bites. Right?
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But if you're in another area, it could be a suspicious vehicle.
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Mhmm. Well, like, look at this one. It's it could be a dog bite, but it could just be a stray dog. That dog didn't bite nobody, but you're gonna run roll up on it pissed because you thought it bit somebody. It could be a live dog. It could be a dead dog. We don't fucking know. We're just the guys fucking saying the numbers. It's a ten sixty, Dick. Figure it out. You'll notice when you get there. So
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do you back the blue or not?
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No. I'm not.
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You guys just make it. Just one question. Could you back the blue or not?
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I back to some degree local sheriffs. So Elected local sheriffs. But outside of that, as soon as you have somebody that's not answerable to the people, then no. No. I don't support you.
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A ten sixty one is a a bike theft. Now I want to petition to remove this because I think this is racist language.
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Void IBM card. That's it. That's an interesting difference, though.
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Yeah. This is leaked intelligence. They it might have changed. It might be out of date.
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It's the best we have. Because IBM cards expired. Get that motherfucker. What the fuck is an IBM card?
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I don't have all the answers. This is why I was hoping that we'd have, you know, a discord server put together to form a stronger resistance against the the colonial colonial empire under the DOSH administration, the Department of Government Efficiency.
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The Toast Administration.
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Yep. They're they're coming after, useless eaters. Or what what is the phrase for someone who gets a free lunch? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
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According to Yuval Noah Harari.
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Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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So I was trying to find the, good body section, please, send codes. Let's see. Everybody
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Yeah. They only talk about Elon and Doge, but it really is the PayPal administration. It's Musk, Peter Thiel, Joe Lonsdale, David Sachs. They're all there.
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I mean, it it just it just it it stands out because it's like people are, like, in shock and awe over this. It's not like Rand Paul hasn't for the last, like, fifteen fucking years. Every single year came out and listed a bunch of crazy shit the government spends money on and went, why are we spending a million dollars on seeing if manatees will still pump after doing cocaine? Like, why why are we doing that? And this has happened for fourteen years, at least, I that I know of that Rand Paul's been doing it every year. Nobody cares.
And now all of a sudden, because it made it to the mainstream news, everybody cares for a minute, but they don't really care. And they don't wanna understand that, while they're tanking all the slush funds for the Democrats, they aren't tanking their own. Like, their shits all they're doing is consolidating their power. And I understand that everybody that voted for Trump because they wanted to see liberal tears, they're getting exactly what they wanted, but for the rest of us, that consolidation of power never leads to good things. You know, the whole the whole power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. So the closer you creep to that, that's the closer you get. And I don't understand how every, and this is part of why they had the Democrats running things for so long because all you had to do was say say, oh, look. We need to get those Nazis, and they were they were perfectly willing to hand over crazy powers to the executive to the executive branch just to see that happen.
Right. Without ever going, oh, yeah. They're only president for eight years max, then somebody else comes in. And they're gonna abuse those powers.
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Hey. I was thinking about this. I I was trying to figure it out, and it breaks my brain a little bit because we need a strong authoritative force to remove
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barrels that eject guns at high speed or bullets at high speed. A lot of noise during shows. I fight with other dogs because I wanna be a chick. I keep failing at my euphemism for
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shooting guns and violence. Trying to find the most gentle way to ex explain how, a piece of metal can be flowing through the air at a high speed and can pierce flesh and take out a brother.
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And that that does make it cutesy and say pew pew.
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A little pew pew.
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Pew pew.
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Say that again. So so this is where I'm it's where I'm a little bit conflicted in my mind. I'm trying to understand how we can have, powerful authoritarian force who can take away guns from the population to make it safer for everybody, but then those same people with badges can kneel on other people's throats and not even have to use a gun to take a brother out.
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Well, I mean, Fentanyl helped with one of those. But
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Just a little bit. Just a little bit. And for anybody that thinks that was legit, the two dudes started in porn together. That's just what are the fucking odds of that? It's not like they didn't know each other. It's an artistic expression, and they're, you know, they're wishing their
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their their their moral ability to express themselves how they want. And and anyone to judge them is just just very judgmental.
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Oh,
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We don't wanna yuck anyone's yums. Yeah.
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K. Well, there's, somebody presently working on a a solution to that. And
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On Yuckin Yums?
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No. The Yuckin Yums?
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Solution, aren't you? Getting no. No. Of course not. That's not my my job.
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I'm paying no?
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No. This is about, getting, you know, violent instruments of,
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you know So we're talking like life ending like utensils, stabs, babies. Those
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getting those the the boomsticks, the pew pews. Mhmm. Getting those off of the streets, out of the hands of everyone, everyone. And you would think that this idea would be coming from, you know, the the left as it has traditionally. However however
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We're right No.
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Bring in something called the gun violence restraining order. So if someone is civilly committed for and, you know, typically, you can hold them for up to seventy two hours, but people are getting out within twenty four hours, the majority of them. So what we wanna do is let law enforcement come in and take the guns. Good. They're a danger to themselves. Which you can't do right now. Well, they're because without being adjudicated. So because they're a danger to themselves. Them to take guns and not When they are coming. Go through, six months of legal trials and everything. Exactly. But we also have to give the, the mental ill the due process in which they deserve president. So what we're doing is they're going to be able to take the guns when they're taken into custody or into the hospital. And then when they're released within twenty four hours or seventy two hours later, it is twenty four hours. But law enforcement will have seventy two hours to whether they should give those guns back or they can go to a judge
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beautiful voice.
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That that was that was a whole lot of words to say fuck your second amendment.
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Yep.
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That was a lot of words. I'd like to hear more from her. It's kinda Yeah. I know. She's a she's a fucking peach. And she's a fucking peach, and and this is what I'm talking about. All these dumb fuckers, all they wanted was liberal tears and don't care about all the other consequences that are coming with this. Like, you these people don't pay any attention to all the shit Trump sign signing. If this was so fucking if this was so awesome, and as Steve said, gun control comes out of the left, typically. So this should be something that's easily bipartisan then if this is something that the Republicans are gonna take up now. That should easily be bipartisan.
The Democrats should just immediately be like, fuck yeah. We want this. So why are you doing it by executive order? Yeah. Due process these nuts, motherfuckers. You aren't due processing this freaking law.
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Crazy. I mean, it really is. It it's you know? Like And then I remember that the very first person to pass gun control laws in The US was California governor Republican Ronald Reagan. And that was the first time the NRA successfully lobbied for in favor of gun laws because the Black Panthers marched up into a courthouse, and everybody had fucking long guns and fucking rifles. And they were like, oh, we can't do that. We uh-uh.
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Like, that's scary. That's scary. We're calling it forever.
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All leather jacket and leather gloves and the freaking berets and shit. Like, they were like, yeah. We're not gonna have any of that.
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We're Do we have laws against discrimination
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or And the fact is without that, we don't have due process. Like, the the liberal left always likes putting up pictures where they got, colored folks that are getting beat up by by police, and then they got some white guys standing there with guns. And then they're like, you see the difference? Yeah. I see that the one guys are holding guns. And and weirdly enough, tyrants are much less likely to come up and physically assault you when you are holding one of those. It's a weird thing.
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One of the oddest phenomenons in nature.
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Yeah. And it doesn't seem to matter what color you are. If you're holding a pew pew Pew pew. For some reason, people don't feel free to just come assault you. It's it's just it's it's just how that shit works. Like, I was thinking about smacking that dude in his mouth, but now that I see that he's holding a Colt, I feel like I should keep my hands to my goddamn self. Mhmm. Maybe maybe violence isn't the answer.
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Yeah. Yeah. Prayers answer.
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Yes. Right. Yeah. And and the the the the government's very well aware of that, so they want as much of them holding pew pews and you not as possible. And every dumb motherfucker that goes the other direction with it is a useful idiot at best.
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Here here's a leaked message from a private group chat. Ask the question, is the exercise, a yoga position of a plank, a secret Muslim called the prayer action?
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Oh, I mean, it the yoga does come from the land of scammers.
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So this position of it it's almost like a push up, but resting kind of on the forearms. Mhmm. They call this a plank
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position. Yeah. Because you have to be straight. You have to maintain your body
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Sure. In a straight a position as possible. Yeah. Sure. So there there are influencers on the Internet right now convincing people to do planks. Mhmm. And, you know, I wonder if this is kind of a a Trojan horse backdoor way to to get young people into a prayer position. Are these influencers?
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You know what? If there was backdoor action, her butt would have to be sticking up a lot more. I just don't see how you're gonna do it like that. She's all she's all plank, no Pilates. But Yeah. Do do,
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do the influencers Mhmm. Face Mecca? If Right. While they're planking? And are they encouraging do they tell you that you get the most out of your plank if you face, what, east?
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You know, this is this is just a an open question. And Are they supposed to mix six times a day?
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Oh, yeah. Also good point.
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Very good questions. I Are the influencers
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telling them that they need to fast during, plankton?
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Do do you think that there's a a jinn influence and the jinn is sort of, an analog, to demons in the Christian mythology?
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She might add one everywhere.
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Or a genie thing.
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No. I'm fine. I have a iced coffee over here.
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She might have one hidden in her hair. I think maybe if if you if you rub them by These are these are two men. Something will come out and give you a wish. Let's not let's not assume the gender of our athletes. That's that that's a dude and a dude.
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Okay. So, again, have you seen Dune? I have. Kind of a Muslims in space movie? And you know how the women have a a full covering?
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Boy, that's a weird These these
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the images of these two athletes
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are not wearing full covering. This is how you know they are not women. I mean, I could see where you get the Muslims in space thing. I thought they were Jesuits in space. Yeah. Well, that's the Benny Jesuit. Yeah. They're they're the Jesuits. Just because something sounds
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like another word, it doesn't mean they have the same meaning.
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Well, it's also a secret society of fucking occulted people. So, I mean, that are, that are on a religious bent. So, I mean, it's not like it's just the name. We're not we're not fucking, interverse over here
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Playing doctor Seuss shit. Don't know what that means. You gotta you gotta use language. I understand. You're very ableist over there bringing up concepts. Listen. Listen. You recall a smuggling, motherfucker. I got ice for donations.
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They you know what? They they you know what? They they they keep putting me on hold and making me leave messages because you're not brown enough, but I I'm gonna get you with this just because you're fucking smuggling in shit from Switzerland and hiding are those Swiss kids up in there? Is this is is this your payment for the Ricolas? You're, like, taking smuggling in little Swiss kids? They're, like, running around fucking pigtails singing and shit? The didgeridoo isn't gonna puff itself.
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And that's how we do that's how we get a call to prayer over a loudspeaker.
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You think there's a a didgeridoo
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had sex with a vuvuzela, and that's the instrument that is being used to Right. Call the prayer. Yeah. Right.
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You think there's a Muslim movement? I just think there's a lot of soccer fans that are underrepresented. This is my mom. On the porch?
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Yeah. Yeah. You can't see you can't see me, but I I I'm, you know, around to the left there. Sure.
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Christians keep moving. This is a healing neighborhood.
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We don't want you here. Go sing Kumbaya somewhere else. Hang out with the desert hippies.
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So when Christians move into certain neighborhoods pushing out other ethnic groups, How do you feel about that?
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I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
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Which which neighborhoods?
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The ones where the lawns are mowed.
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Oh,
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well They moved they moved into Germania, and now we can't get rid of the cunts. Now they're everywhere.
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Yeah. I'd rather have the nonpracticing Catholic Mexicans move into the neighborhood.
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At least they've seen pizzas and toast.
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Right.
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That that's fun.
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Right. Did you guys get your Trump,
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Bibles shipped out to you? Like, if Jesus was really everywhere, he should occasionally appear in Toast or in your or in your drippy walls. Like, if he's everywhere. Right?
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I mean, I I yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure. It's a theory. I don't know. I think I haven't received my Trump bible yet. I'm still waiting, to see if I can purchase it with, Melania coin bounces back up.
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Have you tried purchasing a hotel?
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You should get a Gideon bible there. Right.
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Those are the best ones for rolling up joints.
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But do you get a blank pages, though? You don't want that ink on it. You really don't.
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Well, you don't. But, you know, occasionally, you're desperate and you don't got anything else. And then you just gotta pick the verse and then, you know, you you figure it out. Like, you probably don't wanna smoke revelations. That's probably you know, you're not gonna have a a great time.
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Right. Right.
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Well, it's sort of a a strange vision of an apocalyptic future.
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Paul had Paul, he was on Datura, and you just gotta you just gotta know that don't do Datura. Right? You know, it's gonna get you there, but it's not gonna be a good time while you're doing it. Right? Yeah. There's not a couple of people that have tried that. It was always a bad idea. Yeah. There's a few of those, like, Salvia and Datura that just don't you know? There you go. There you go.
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So if you have any loved ones in your life and that you notice them kind of locked into a dark room in front of a computer screen, just yelling. They're probably playing Minecraft. They're probably on a Discord server. Checking on them every so often. Bring them chicken tenders.
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Why is that rabbinical fellow wearing kung fu pajamas?
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I don't understand the Minecraft culture. Because everyone was kung fu fighting.
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Okay. Okay. What? Is he carrying, like, an upside down menorah?
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I think it's, I think it's Mario's mustache
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or Wario's maybe. That's Kilroy's nose.
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Kilroy was here?
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How do you get green eyes? That's some bullshit.
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I think it's the devil's cabbage
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that he's been harvesting. You know what? That's probably from the spice. Mhmm. And they got it wrong in the in the movies. It actually. Yeah. And he's got a golden pickaxe? That that would make sense. Yep. That's that's in character. Should be able to get a lot of mining done with a golden pickaxe.
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Some fractional reserve mining. I mean, if it's, like, four years there. Right? Right?
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I've reserved this section of the mine for myself.
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Oh, fuck. Did he just drop in from a from a fucking one of their Jew halls in New York?
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Right. Some of the most popular content on YouTube has been these Minecraft Let's Play streams and videos. Do
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you remember, PewDiePie? I remember PewDiePie.
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PewDiePie recently has discussed using alternative operating systems, and I don't know if I should be applauding that or fearful of that. Because as soon as young people learn that there's more technology options, they learn to code, and then they begin to question narratives of genocide and, people population reduction and towers that were It's his business. Influenced by jet fuel.
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You know what it might be? It might be his golden finger. The old cut and suck yeah. Yeah. That's the Jewish vampire right there. They just like to suck the penis blood. Could just be a German pretzel, and that's
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a mustard.
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No. It might be the dewy pointy finger because they can't touch their holy scrolls. They gotta use their their sacred nose picky finger that's it will not even
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For, like, a Shabbat thing?
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Yeah. They they can't touch those scrolls, so they got a little golden pointy finger, and it literally is in the shape. It looks like a little monopoly hand or something, and it's attached to a thing that stick, and then they have to touch the things with a little
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I I don't think there's a calendar system within Minecraft, but I think that's a mod so you can modify the game code to include Sabbaths on the Minecraft server.
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Okay.
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And then at that point, if you've programmed your red bricks, there's a way to to do automation and build computers in the Minecraft. It's a brilliant game for brilliant brilliant people. So that they could modify the code on the on the server so that when the the Sabbath happens You know what? There's a date.
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There's a date. Well, hello.
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Bellen.
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Yeah.
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Put it Bellen. Said. Yeah.
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Because wow. That was I was having to work that chew on that in my brain.
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Smeared.
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A good would be is our video games feminizing boys.
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Or our video games masculinizing women. I mean, the way you the way you frame it
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good little drone operators out of men and women or boys and girls.
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Because the the the you look at these boys don't do manly stuff anymore. They play video games. Anytime that they're gonna do
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Over 50% of the population is female, a woman. And if she's a woman, I believe her. And if she wants to play video games right on. Join my Minecraft server, sister.
[00:53:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Go ahead. That's Minecraft server?
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We don't want you working.
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We have a Minecraft server? Did you not update your Discord?
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No. I lost my phone with the Discords on it. I don't know where to put it. I couldn't help it, dude. It was involuntary.
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I've been so good the entire time. Made it almost an hour of this shit.
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Boys and their toys. So the other topic I wanted to bring up is this, idea that, we've talked about the traditional Catholic wife, the the tradgath movement, the, the women wearing sundresses, barefoot in the kitchen making sandwiches.
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I wouldn't be barefoot in my kitchen. It's lots of animals walking around in here. Mhmm. Seems silly. And my wife can't get pregnant anymore, but we try like hell. I promise. She just Maybe. I'm beginning to lose faith. Uh-huh. Like like, like, for, like, years and years now, I've just been trying like hell, and I feel like I'm fertile.
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If it helps, just imagine wearing thongs. It's that sort of footwear where there's it goes between the big toe and the other toe, kind of a a footwear.
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Not not what I thought of when you said imagine wearing thongs. Just
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It's like a be kind of a beach sandal.
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Right. Yeah. No. I'm I'm I'm aware. My my girl is Mexican. Everything's a chunk of
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Again, this is this is a hypothetical Agreed, Dale. Just just role play with me for a moment, and I wanna put out this argument that the so called traditional wife, the trad Cath wife of a of a Christian man is, in other words, a a form of a sex worker, and she is essentially a prostitute for her Christian husband and just, just a sex object for him. So I think that's kinda disgusting that a man would wanna marry a woman just to for sexual purposes.
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Well, I don't think that's the the only purpose by any stretch of the imagination. I mean, somebody's gotta cook and
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do dishes and Make the sandwiches.
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Right. Yeah. Laundry. Yeah. I mean, let's let's not cheapen let's not cheapen the experience.
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Like, sex is, like, what, like, three minutes? You know? So
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she gives up her education and her career to serve a man?
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But then serving or Wednesday a
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a good wife and probably, hopefully, mother. You know what I mean? Like, it's you know?
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So now you're The whole thing is what they've done is cheapen that role. Yeah. And understand that there is no more important role than the person that's shaping my the generations that are coming behind me, the fruit of everything that I've done. And there's not any more important of a role than forming those people and forming those minds and making, society better because of it. That and on top of that, Christy runs my home. Like, there that's this this the home is basically hers. I run everything outside. And I go outside and I fight the world. And when I watch and when I want, and when I want peace, I go back into my home where she's made a safe space, and that's that's very important.
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And the world Christy.
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Just like Beyonce says.
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Well, she runs the house anyways. Okay.
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But you don't reduce her to a a a person with a womb?
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No. That that would just absolutely be insane, number one. I mean, after you're, like, 22, give or take, you know, you start them hormones start kinda Kind of kind of ageist. Metering off and and, you know, it's not like when you're 15 and the wind blows and you're like, hey.
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Again, with the numbers. Again, with the numbers, please.
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It's you you you get you get a little bit older. You start finding that you you definitely need to start having more to life. I mean, there are definitely people that still get caught in their root. And, we're losing all of me losing this. We're losing dyslexic. We are doing real great throughout life.
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We're losing dyslexic supporters every time you bring up numbers and ages.
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I did not know we had too many dyslexic supporters. Do they have gonorrhea?
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The the number 17, all audio, NPR affiliated podcast in the dyslexia community, Ben. I thought we discussed this at the last podcast.
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You know what? I was I was taking a dab, and you guys talk the whole fucking time. And I tried telling you I can't hear when I'm taking a dab, but you guys should keep talking.
[00:58:26] Unknown:
That's you know, there's a option on your computer. There's a disability assistance where, you know, Siri will just talk for you or or convert all the the the voice to text so you can have Siri read them back to you later. Just out of slow motion. You might confine me because I don't know how to read? No. I'm I'm saying you had a lot on your plate at this time. So you were,
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chronologically again.
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Chronologically challenged. I know you have you're not, you're not a multitasker. You can only do one task at a time. Then that's that's you know, being spicy and neurodivergent and, you know, that's a superpower.
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So an asshole.
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Right. And, you know, the good news is by September, we're gonna solve, autism. Do we have updates on that? What about gonorrhea? The initiative to solve, autism.
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I ain't trying to sleep with nobody with autism.
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I think it's just gonna, it's just gonna broaden people's choices. If they wanna have autism or not have autism, they can just check it out. I'm just saying,
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are you trying to access people with autism?
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Well, I mean, there's a couple of industries that definitely are.
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Mhmm.
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Like, you know you can't catch it. Right? It's not like gonorrhea. Like, isn't that more important to do? Worried
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about gonorrhea, Ben?
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Because Marcus has people hiding in his attic, and that's the kind of place where those kind of things brew. Sure. I've I've heard this argument before where people are are are claiming that somehow autism
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is, an epidemic, a pandemic, or it's contagious, and that somehow it's a performative thing where people on TikTok just, mirror mannerism of autistic people. Who's to say?
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So okay. Okay. There has been autistic behavior really? There has been a thing over the last several years where people self diagnose as autistic or Asperger's or something like that because it puts them in, other than run of the mill, boring ass cracker column. And the more, you know, clinically different you can be, the the better for some of these idiots. So they've all classified themselves.
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Did you just go check on the attic people? Did I what? Microaggression? Did you just go check on the attic people?
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Oh, yeah. Did you go check on the attic people? We have a have a have a Ring doorbell. Okay. On it. Okay.
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Just to make sure that it's,
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Was one of them acting autistic? Like, Steve Steve talking about autism and the rise of, people pretending to be autism, and then they got triggered because they're actually autistic, and they're like, we're not faking, Steve.
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Autism is a spectrum, and that means due due there being a spectrum that there is the most autistic person, and we haven't found them yet. So the search is on for the most autistic person on the Internet. Is that gonna be the next reality show?
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Dude, is this similar to, like, in the in the nineties when all the white kids decided they wanted to be black and then we call them all wiggers?
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Who? The most autistic. Like Howie Mandel host it with Tim Dillon.
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That is who would host it. A %. Literally, as you were saying it, that's who I was picturing is what's fucked up. When you said Howie Mandel, I'm like, how the fuck did Steve look like?
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You know, we're still planning our celebration of neurodiversity,
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and I don't know if it's that movie Divergent. Is that what this is? So you're like you're like both you you like to be a furry and also play with
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I love that you keep bringing up great literature for young adults. I I saw those movies one time. Just, just a reminder to be mindful to the the young adults who, choose not to read
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And I didn't read that. Access don't have access to I'm not foolish enough to read books with fucking emo kids again. You know what? When I was in prison, some asshole handed me the Twilight series, and then I got into, like, four fights with emo kids after that because I was so angry. Okay. So they might have been
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my fucking roommate. He said something too close to the dumb em emo shit in that book, and it pissed me off too much. And I punched him and said shut up. I have I have information to add to that. You know, that's your lived experience. That's great. I don't wanna color this or or or add memories that don't exist in your mind, but maybe there were other kin. Maybe maybe they had a little Repeat that. Maybe they're what?
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Other kin. What what is an otherkin?
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They might recognize their, werewolf
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qualities inside of them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the the
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Sometimes they'll have, an animal fur tail, applied to their I don't know what's the medical term, erectum or anus, where they just put the plug in there, and they have a tail.
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Yeah. No. I couldn't even get through that series. Like, I'm one of the only ones like, if I start reading a book, I'm probably gonna read all of it just no matter how bad it is, and I could not do that with that. Those were I they made me angry. Sure. And I believe that they were sticking things in their own butts.
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I do. I do. That is that is on the, the docket here to question sort of, like, how soon do we let young people know about the opportunities of, the they just it's called a butt plug, and it just puckers right up inside, and it just
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When you have to unpacker?
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Well, the the question I'm asking is at at what age, you know, should the mother or father provide the, tool to their to young curious other kin?
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35.
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You know, I mean, it might not even be a parent. It might just be a trusted teacher at a public school.
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Those blood like tails must be a bitch to clean. The conversation
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might happen on Snapchat. So it just, you know, disappears. There's no record of it. It's private. It's confidential.
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Sorry.
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Like, you'd probably need an autoclave for one of those. You know?
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That that was one of the And the dry cleaning. Webex too. I don't think we got to that. The, sort of a zero tolerance policy for for teachers who contact students through Snapchat.
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Oh, for sure. In fact, I would state that there's prob most schools should most likely have a zero tolerance policy for any interaction on social media with any, kids in any way, shape, or form that they might be teaching or any other form.
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So any enrolled student in the in the district should not be, under any circumstances, communicating with these messaging apps where the the, image self destructs and the chat disappears.
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Is that what happened with Snapchats?
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Well, that's that's the reason why people use it to to send fleshy images to each other. Artistically captured
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What if I want what if this image was hot? Why would I want it to destroy?
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Oh, you can take a screenshot.
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So then what's the point to the destroying?
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It's so it's not not on the teacher's phone.
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Yeah.
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And the picture of the ass on somebody else's phone is?
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If somebody were to go through the Snapchat afterwards,
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it it would it wouldn't appear. And This is where we talk about trust and consent and power dynamics. Some individuals find that their power over young boys who happen to be their students, they find that power differential to be exhilarating and exciting. It might be a kink or a fetish that they have, and this is a private thing. It's it's okay.
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I I would think so let's explore that, what you're saying. Is there I I understand that that's the first thing people are gonna immediately jump to is that there's a power differential. But in order for that to really be the case, then you would that the person that's in the upper hand has the upper hand Mhmm. Would need to maintain that upper hand. That's that's how you enjoy that power differential. And it seems like in a lot of these situations that that's not the case.
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So how would you spice up,
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this this story? How would you spice it up? Well, I'm not saying spices up the story, but I'm just saying that that seems to me like just an easy out with the power differential thing. Like, oh, yeah. She was in a position of power, and she took advantage. Well, I mean, while that's true, I don't know that that was the driving factor because in order for you to to be using that as your driving factor, I one would have to assume that you would wanna maintain that position of power over the other person. And it seems like in a lot of these instances, they end up giving the the child power over them, which seems to be an entirely different, driver in my opinion.
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I just wanna recognize that different students with different learning abilities, learn differently. They have different learning styles. Some need a more hands on approach. So using Snapchat to plan a rendezvous for a one on one tutoring session in the sexual education, Venetian arts, maybe, is a a good way to prevent in seldom from taking over. You're saying have to have a teaching job? Well, there's this pipeline idea that, you know, if the sexual expression doesn't happen early and often, that these these men become bitter and, cuckolded and, incel, they they involuntarily
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are unable to engage in sexual congress as often as they'd like. Right. So when they get to that point, what you should probably do is turn them into Unix. I mean, I don't think we're having it go create and and read, you know, these these guys are not the the top of the line people that you want to move around. Maybe if maybe if the girls have been rejecting you your whole life, it's a good reason, and you should just get rid of those things and then, you know, you'd be a eunuch. I forgot.
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Ben was an advocate of eunigenics.
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Yeah. Yeah. So What happened to first name?
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You guys are getting a little bit ahead of myself here. I'm trying to take notes and learn. So u n I x, that's like a computer term? Unix?
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Yeah. It's like a GNU plus Linux and I It it it it's it's it's the new it's for video gamers. Alternative
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operating system lifestyles.
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They already have one joystick. They don't need to play with two. So
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so it is important to have a women owned Minecraft server?
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You still haven't answered whether you have a Minecraft server. Yes. I updated my Discord, but I I I I'm now curious. Because I don't know recently that you have hostages in your attic, and my my my Mojang account
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is somewhere in Gonorrhea stricken hostages
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even. So this this guy named Notch made this beautiful game in Java where it's like I like how he slides right over that part.
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How did they get the gonorrhea, Marcus?
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Through Snapchat rendezvous. They were sexting. Things got hot. They had to meet up.
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I was told that you needed transfer of fluid. My mom told me.
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Like a blood oath, like, swamp and spit? Sounds like witchcraft. Sounds very liberating and empowering. That's what we're gonna change our name to, the liberating, empowering dudes. Can a boy be a witch, or is he not allowed in the coven?
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Now in actual Wicca, boys are allowed, but they're basically, altar boy slave. Wicca and and it's a guy who set that up. Mhmm. So this guy, if you ever hand your book, honey. If you ever happen to check check it out, I mean, everything about this is all saturated and everything else. Yeah. And it's just some dude that's willing to debase himself in order to let fucking crazy bitches fucking touch his dick. Oh, my wife's got the original Bible from it Yeah. Somewhere. It's the very first one handwritten by the by the guy who invented it.
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How it's how you get your, kundalini fondles.
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Yeah. Yeah. When you're out sunning when you're out sunning your fucking gooch So the dragon, of course. Gets fondled.
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Yeah. That's it. We you have to sun your gooch. You have to.
[01:13:38] Unknown:
I I don't wanna bring up a Aegis question, but it's important to the timeline of established history. When did your kundalini first rise?
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Oh, yeah. This is one. You wouldn't expect your you wouldn't expect your kundalini to rise off your gooch if you never sun it.
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Right. No. It's true.
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Yeah. Like like, this is all the kind of shit in this book. Like, literally, everything is all freaking sex pictures, and and it's all gross people. Right? Oh, awesome.
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And when your when your kundalini rose, was it voluntary or involuntary?
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Well, you know, after seeing shit like this, it wasn't my kundalini that rose, and it wasn't voluntary. Bile. It was my bile, and that was trying to eject itself out of my mouth. Is your rose above that pucker?
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Exit only. Yeah.
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Like, literally everything, and everything's about debasing themselves to women, and dudes are just glorified altar boys. This is the the Whitley style. Bible.
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It's also black. Yeah. Leather bone grimoire.
[01:14:52] Unknown:
No. There's no leather on this. It was only $26.
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So you got the, cheap paperback version?
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Yeah. First, you were just trying to get through it because the lady was supposed to pass her on to, a You need a oriented type thing.
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You need a dice edition that goes on the podium?
[01:15:17] Unknown:
No. You got this at or no. Maybe not this. You got something at Ace Hardware, though.
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Bound in human skin. Vellum or something. You know, they've they've spilled the occult secrets. They've released them to the masses, and now everybody knows about sex magic. And they won't shut up about it, and it's kind of annoying.
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All is it reminding me most of them are just going to, Jared Leto's fuck island.
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He's got one of those now? Oh, yeah.
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No. Not look out. I mean, he does need a property.
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But I mean, if you I guess if you're gonna have an island, that's what else would you make it? You know? I mean
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Right.
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I don't really like the term celebrity sex cult. I think it assumes too much.
[01:16:18] Unknown:
I don't know, dude. Have you seen Jared Leto's fucking sex cult?
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I see the thirty second tomorrow sky. Is he the he's the Morpheus guy right here. Wait. He was in that movie that, Aronofsky movie with, Jennifer Connelly with right? Sure. They have a double ended, ding dong dipstick.
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Yeah. It is thirty seconds to Mars. You're right about that. Yeah. I mean, this is this is lengthy, but but we'll we'll hit a couple of the high points. I don't Your letterbox review? Yeah.
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That's who I thought it was. This guy does this guy totally looks like a cult leader. Why is my phone doing this? It's never done this before. Watch this. Why is it doing this? Is Jared Leto running his own cult, or is it just a glorified expensive adult summer camp? Mars Island 2, a beautiful private island in Croatia. Wear white robes and listen to him preach about God knows what. They were promised concerts that turned out to be preaching sessions. Do you have an echelon? What is the deal with that? The very core following,
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that we have. That Andrew Wilson is a cult. They both wear black hat.
[01:17:41] Unknown:
Soon. Hollywood is weird, and it's Oh, wow. Getting weirder, especially with people like Jared Leto is cultivating their own cult. Now Jared Leto is a 52 year old actor, singer, songwriter, and actor. In addition to his acting career, he's also been a part of a band, thirty seconds to Mars. So he's been in the game for a long time, which makes me question why with all of these career aspirations is he trying to, like, create a cult. I mean, there was this three day retreat that he led on a private island where he was dressed in all white and encouraged attendees to get matching
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See? He's he's got horror island out there.
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They're sitting on pincushions? Maybe. Okay.
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I don't know.
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I think he just wants to modified Roombas.
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So buttons on it. Literally, every single person is a girl.
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Every single one. That's that's a lot of gender assumption happening in one image here. That that is true. That is true. Our eyes can just Here's the clip.
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Okay. So I see one other dude. I see people of color. Well, I mean, the if you're gonna have a harem, might as well be diverse. Right? Right.
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Right. What's the point to having a harem if you I mean, literally, that's that's like, diversity is the entire, like,
[01:19:10] Unknown:
motivating factor to a harem, I think. You zoom in on the feet. Alive, that whole thing? Can you can you enhance, enhance, enhance on the foot there? Not really. He's wearing a thong. He is. Yeah. A thong. He's wearing a thong. It's happening. The thong. The thong. The
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thong. Them explaining what to expect on Mars Island. We've been working really, really hard on Mars Island. Beautiful cars out in Croatia. I think it's gonna be a big time that we can all enjoy after quarantine. It feels a little bit more than an island right now, but we're excited about it. Looking forward to taking a dip in the sea. Barsports, beautiful sunsets. I've been known to, like a good sunset tattoos. That sandwich. No. Not that sandwich. We have meditation. We have yoga. We have arts and crafts. Oh, and did I mention the people performing? Now, honestly, it probably sounds like a Why does the dude doing the video also look fucking like crazy?
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Survived bullet event at an education facility? Is that who this is? I have face blindness. They all look the same to me.
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That's Apparently, I do because I didn't catch that. So I I I wrote the word weird. Thank you looking little dudes are all the same to me. They all just get put in one box and just
[01:20:32] Unknown:
I wrote the word Mars down, and then I connected it to war. I think that's the sign of Aries. I think that's a spring sign. If we could get the zodiac and get the full birth chart together, we could probably get some answers.
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And, of course, the islands in Croatia, they won't let you have sex islands in America.
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Right. Right. They frown on that. They frown on that. Yeah. Creation sex island.
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Sounds like, Eurovision
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song. Why does he keep that? You know what? You gotta keep that shit at the ditty parties or in the Jew tunnels. Anywhere else, you can't
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was he the dude from Lord of War that got all coked out on the fucking, like, kilo of coke and made, like, the whole thing of l fucking or something? Like, he he looks like a cult leader. Straight up. That dude looks like a cult leader.
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What does a cult leader look like? I mean, are you just making a Alan? A good statement? Yeah.
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Alright.
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I mean, that's kind of a stretch, but, k, I won't won't
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debate you on that. You might a little bit also with your oversized mustache compared to the mustache to beard ratio has has has completely shifted, and I thought you might have still started a cult when that happened. There's a severe lack of walrus representation
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in the world today. And I my my goal is to to tackle that topic head on.
[01:22:03] Unknown:
Nobody does care about the walrus as their lives matter.
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Yep. Probably an endangered species.
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Yeah. The ratio you know, is this, is this because you've bought got people in your attic?
[01:22:22] Unknown:
It's kind of a crawl space. Is that why you asked if we could hear stuff before we went live? We're blaming it on, like, loud vehicles, and it's just you didn't want us to
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Confidential.
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Hear your STD riddled Not live. Autistic attic slaves.
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So it's like a Airbnb thing where I, you know, rent out an attic. You know, there's not good resale value on those if you give them all STDs, Marcus. Stop looking on Zillow, please.
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Stop. Marcus is renting out the Anne Frank experience. The value
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the value of my estate is none of your business. None of your damn business. Stop. For 475 a night, I can lock you in my attic. Well, again, I I I told you privately the issue of the five g tower that was gonna go up next to a sidewalk. Very This is your answer. Yeah. The five g tower lowers property values. Okay. This is good. Yeah. I'm not ashamed of one of those. Implementation.
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That that's smart. Diversity. This is why you may wanna talk about diversifying.
[01:23:38] Unknown:
Not as I'm not ashamed of my diversified portfolio.
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That's smart. That's smart.
[01:23:45] Unknown:
Diversify your boss.
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Mhmm. Bong bong. That's why I try to accept, Patreon, Snapchat as a feature to receive value back.
[01:24:00] Unknown:
No shit.
[01:24:03] Unknown:
Yeah. PayPal, Zelle, Cash App. You know, these are ways to provide value for people you appreciate in your life. I can't believe PayPal is still a thing even. You know, it's it's you know, I mean, people try to reduce it to simping. I just think it's a form of financial domination. And if you are a pay pig, I wanna hear you squeal.
[01:24:37] Unknown:
That's hilarious. That's why you almost got through without laughing too.
[01:24:46] Unknown:
I was thinking of, non kosher pork chops and, what my Jewish friends would say about that. They would say, like It is with its pocket hand. Rubber band stacked to the ceiling. It's okay. Get that money, honey. Here you go, girl. Empowerment. Financial empowerment.
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Right.
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Yeah. Now you super chested. Everybody. You were being a sex slave for your husband for your money, and that guy cared about you and loved you and was willing to take care of you for life. But now you get to be his whore for just a few for a bunch of people for a little while. Hope you're good at be nice.
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Hope you're good at investing. I don't acknowledge anyone in chat without a $50 or higher super channel.
[01:25:47] Unknown:
Never mind. We can't never mind. We don't have super chance to or not.
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Bunch of broadcast soft r's in chat tonight.
[01:26:02] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. They really do run their shows like that too. Yes.
[01:26:08] Unknown:
Oh, straight up fucking flow state or, powdered dusty. He was like, this morning, he was like, we're gonna shut down if we don't get a donation. They kept just getting donations. I went to bed, and I get up and them fuckers are still going. Like, we're gonna shut down in ten minutes. We don't get a donation. Like, praise.
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Sometimes I just have to, mute my camera and microphone to crawl into my safe space and relax in the fetal position for a little while. By safe space, he means attic space. Just, you know, being a a high sensitivity person at HSP. Yeah. I'm just I have more sensitivities than you do.
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Okay. I can understand that. Yeah. No. That tracks. It's my superpower. This method that I have makes me stronger than you. I've been told I'm not particularly sensitive.
[01:27:17] Unknown:
Right. No. I appreciate it. I you know, we've gotten complaints in the past about, yeah, loud noises, verbal violence directed at four legged furry friends. We acknowledge those anonymous complaints, and we will rectify the situation. Now if we have, reparations prepared for those, eardrums that were negatively, unconsensually affected.
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I thought you were gonna go with kitty reparations.
[01:27:54] Unknown:
Kit cat juggling. Is Christy cat juggling behind me? Hi, Sarah. I don't think she's cat juggling. Are you telling me the cats are juggling moms.
[01:28:11] Unknown:
Is this the red pill red pill spinning spinning plates where you're having sex with multiple women in the same weekend?
[01:28:21] Unknown:
No. I don't do that. But you know I can't just have sex with the same woman every weekend all the time.
[01:28:30] Unknown:
That's what that's what I just Sounds sounds very monogamous of you. It is. I mean, that's your choice. And then and you'll live with the consequences of it.
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I know. I don't have an attic full of gonorrhea ridden fucking people.
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They've been tested.
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Now you've gotta treat them.
[01:28:58] Unknown:
So there's this, it's kind of a I wouldn't say it's an Internet meme thing. It's just this idea that we have we have this a womb bearing person. She's a person with a vagina. I can say that.
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And
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What is that? The well, no. It's it's it's, she was born with it. And the idea is if we can arrange, a cattle drive, a herd of men, just line them up. They've all been tested. They've they've all got the the rubber ready, and they wanna just hit it and quit it as as quickly as possible. Just, you know, one pump in in and out and then get to the next guy, and we can get as many men
[01:29:45] Unknown:
to It's not about the dude that the the Pornhub girl that tried to sleep with, like, a thousand dudes or something like that. I'm saying we could do
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double that. We we have better logistics. Yep. Yep. We have a require a lot of fluffers. A large language model has, you know, done the hard math, and we've we've solved the consciousness problem. Are you trying to get a thousand people into your attic? I'm saying, maybe a gang bang. Are you gonna listen to Barenaked Ladies while this is happening? We're gonna livestream it, and then this is how we, you know, we reach, financial independence
[01:30:32] Unknown:
many times over this way. Oh, is this the exit strategy?
[01:30:36] Unknown:
This is the entrance and exit strategy. You host an
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an an addict gangbang?
[01:30:42] Unknown:
Well, with gonorrhea rid along. We are removing the stigma of insult them from a long line of men and also empowering a woman, sex goddess as they work with her and elevate her.
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That's how you make your money. You charge the incels and charge
[01:31:05] Unknown:
Sure. The people watching the stream. The the other the other method here and let me let me I forgot what we're gonna talk about this. I don't have it quite ready. Let's find it. I have this on. What? So gambling is really popular right now? Mhmm. And, you know, there are no new ideas, but this is a pretty good one. This is Los Angeles news gambling event, the live sperm racing. Alright.
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Alright.
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So they've already raised 1,500,000.0 to stage the event at the Hollywood Palladium this month, April. Might have already occurred. The idea is sperm racing. Mhmm. So you understand how a race this is not
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a not a skin color thing. This is, Is this the quickest line. Shoot or distance or okay.
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Finish line. So crossing the finish line first.
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What the fucking fuck?
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I should have warned you. This is this is the sensitive topic of the male ejaculation and betting on what stud will win the race. Kind of a April
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something '20 so this just fucking happened. This is, like, recent.
[01:32:40] Unknown:
Yes. This is what, entrepreneurial teenagers are doing today. Yep. So they have the microscope set up. They have the camera ready, and it's kind of a kind of a long fallopian tube that they're racing down. And the, sperm to reach the egg first wins, and we can bet on this.
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Okay.
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So you can make all the assumptions you want about the, young men who are providing their,
[01:33:15] Unknown:
chicken jockey. What are they doing with the egg after the sperm reaches it? Choking the chickens?
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They just But I thought that was before.
[01:33:26] Unknown:
Yeah. Okay. This is why sex education is so important. Start at the beginning. Okay. You said something about fluffer. What is the role of the fluffer?
[01:33:37] Unknown:
The fluffer is the person who gets the male actor properly prepared. So that way, he's not going in there looking, you know, fucking, pushing rope. Pushing. Pushing rope.
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Okay. Standing ankle deep in a cold lake.
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Yeah. You know, when you go in there, you wanna be you want you wanna you wanna bring the hammer of the gods with you. You don't wanna you don't wanna go in there with the with the, you know, like Yeah. At full attention.
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Okay. So we have two healthy young university students on a racetrack. It's eight inches long. That's, 20 centimeters. Sorry. Again, about the numbers and the math.
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We'll, we'll have some These aren't cross country races.
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It's a very short distance, but it's kind of a macro level. So, like, the microcosm, the macrocosm, it's maybe a hermetic magic sex ritual thing that they're doing here. They they do look all Asian. That's kind of a J pop ish vibe. That's kind of a popular thing. If we get the Korean
[01:34:45] Unknown:
pop look, You know, people like that. Well, not the point on the right. He's not Asian.
[01:34:51] Unknown:
Wait. Okay. Which one's the right? Left I get those confused. The color blonde fella. So what I do is I I put my hands out like this and kinda make an l shape with both my hands. And the one that is the l shape, that's the left side. So that's how I remember. Time. But sometimes, you know, like, I'm a theater kid, so, like, stage left or stage right. It depends on am I on the stage looking out of the auditorium, or am I in the auditorium? I I was in the army. You got you got smoke if you didn't turn left. You just go this way. Left, this way. Right, this way. That's So so being directionally challenged I mean, not everybody is ambidextrous like you.
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Back in the civil war, supposedly, that was a problem. And they so they took guys, and in order to teach them some semblance of, movement together, they put hay on one of their feet and straw on one of their feet, and they they would do a hayfoot and straw foot rather than I don't believe in the civil war narrative. It's sort of a patriarchal
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war story, and I don't like that mythology. I don't want my America to be founded on violence.
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Are we against the patriarchy this week? Mhmm. Why does that sperm in his hand look so blue?
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What the fuck have they been doing? That blue with the mask in color. It's traditionally,
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a masculine color. Why are their hands so pink? Jesus. I don't have all the hands curves. I don't have all the You've got jacked the skin right off your hands? Like, what have you been jacking off with silly Do we need LUBERDERM
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or Jurgens, Jurg and lotion? Do we need a lotion sponsor for the event? And why are all their faces so red? Dove, maybe. Dove soap. I think they put lotion in there. There's body washes.
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She wants to turn health into competition. Yes.
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Yeah. Fertility rights.
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What kind of a moron would be surprised at the fact that sperm is a biomarker? Mhmm. And then the healthier you are, the faster swimmers you got.
[01:37:03] Unknown:
Right. So there is kind of smoke cocaine right before Robin went out for the race.
[01:37:09] Unknown:
Right. I think we're trying to combat, a fake news story about how getting a life saving injection, subdermal under the skin, prevents the spread of killing grandma disease?
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Gonorrhea?
[01:37:32] Unknown:
Just because it killed your grandma doesn't mean it kills everybody's been.
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Coronavirus?
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My grandma was a taste woman, Steve.
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So and here's here's the real issue, though, getting back to the news story. If you have to perform in front of a audience of 4,000 spectators,
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Do I imagine the performance anxiety. Spectators. Right? They're just bringing in, like, the sample. Right? You aren't checking off in front of everybody, are you? So there's a class of people,
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exhibitionists. They might they might have improved performance due to,
[01:38:14] Unknown:
the spectators. Whereas other people Right. Like, do you have to rub one out? Is that the beginning of the race? Like, are you in person? Show or debate. Makes sense.
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Right.
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So I can can you can rub one out the fastest and then see if their swimmers get going?
[01:38:33] Unknown:
Okay. So, like, a trigger warning here, we're gonna talk about the the size of calibers, barrels and cannons, girth, width, length, this type of thing. All bodies are beautiful. So when you're placing your bets man. When you're placing your bets, you gotta go with your heart, your intuition. Swimmers are winners.
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Well, also, I mean, in a real race, if your swimmers are starting out with a couple inches ahead of ahead of the pace, you know, distinct advantage. Distinct advantage.
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So the event might look like a Jay z performance. There might be flashing light. Holy fuck. That's the fucking that's the venue with the people? This is the theater, but this this is Jay z performing in it. No. It's gonna be chicken jockeys, jerking, or
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Chicken.
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Chicken.
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There's that many people wanting to show up to this? It's kinda like a pulled pork barbecue. I knew it was all gone downhill after slap fighting.
[01:40:01] Unknown:
Mhmm. Slappers only. That's a reference to the n '60 '4 game, double o seven Goldeneye, where you choose to not use bullet emitting, apparaticides. What's the plural of apparatus? Appar Apparati.
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Apparatus.
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You know, I know we got some grammar Nazis in chat, but none of them have paid a hundred dollar super chat to correct our errors. So we are Yeah. Where's the hundred dollar super chats?
[01:40:40] Unknown:
We were used to to continue talking or doing anything without Yes. A hundred dollar super chats. Which we can't
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Mhmm.
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The great race of the spike protein. Oops. I wasn't supposed to read that. You owe us a hundred dollars, Sarah.
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So on, what's what's the
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super chat it to us. Yeah. Do I do I do I do I do I do I do super chat it? What's the euphemism for
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roxinate and racination?
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For what? Accinate
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vaccination. How do you how do you do the pig Latin for vaccine?
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Oh, well, what about, I don't know. Shot. The fucking Jab,
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lollipop,
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the faucher The faucher.
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Wouldn't it be, vaccination bay?
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Ax vaccination bay.
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Ab jay.
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Vaccination bay. That's that's too much, like, taxation, and taxation is theft, and that's very triggering to a lot of people. I know there's one there was one instance on a Tuesday night where Steve unconsentingly played, a police, a video of a man standing his ground talking to a pig in blue, and that was very triggering to some of our viewers. So we won't do that again without fair warning.
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We thought we had a nice little intro to it.
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Only full four minutes for people to bail if they wanted to. Sure. Not everyone not everyone listens to our stream is sound on.
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That's that's it's actually realistic.
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Yep. A lot of people just show up to chat gratis without paying any money to, put their text on our wall. It's like pay $800. Pay piggies. Free users. Buy some tokens. Tip your models.
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Do we even have a a a coin a computer coin of our own to for them to buy so we can pull the rug out from under them? That was Steve's department.
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What was my department? I was just being offered cheesecake.
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Yeah. I know. I saw that. That's why we were talking shit. I think we're talking about Brazilian
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landing strips. Is that the topic now? I think they're great.
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Landing strips?
[01:43:38] Unknown:
You know, if if a if a human looks like a dolphin, it's a little bit weird. Yeah. No. No. That's that's very creepy. That's very creepy. So it's like,
[01:43:46] Unknown:
you know, the there's gotta be a medium between dolphin and Wookie. Okay. Right.
[01:43:53] Unknown:
The, the other topic was, a booty lift, butt lift. I don't know if they put lipids under the cluteus maximus to embiggen the outline of the thong in the club.
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You're talking about, like, a BBL?
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Boots in the fur fur looking at her. That situation?
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Right. Mhmm. You know, it's a song about a midget. Right?
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Heightism, please.
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The boots with the first song is about a midget? Yep. That's hilarious.
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Yep. Okay. I've held off long enough.
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I didn't jinx it. I've You don't have no at the first?
[01:44:44] Unknown:
No. I don't. It's not about you. Midget. I've reorchestrated
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the intro music. About a midget.
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You know that song Pony?
[01:44:53] Unknown:
No. I think so.
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Okay.
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Drop a couple bars.
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Something like that. Christina's pony.
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That was that was terrible. Ride it, My pony?
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Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's a staple in black culture. You wouldn't understand.
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Hold on. Is it that hold on. Is that is it that jump on it song? Yes. Yes.
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So I've I've I've integrated that because, there's that line dog pay dog face pony soldier Mhmm. By our the greatest living man on earth today, leader of the of the, free world on the right side of history.
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Kanye West?
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That's not a wrong answer.
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What's my wife's name? I don't know anything of another man. How did I know?
[01:45:58] Unknown:
Or how did you know?
[01:46:03] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. But I, you know, I haven't gotten the clearance for the sample yet, so I don't know if that's gonna be like, your YouTube channel is taken away from you because you're exposing people to music. So I haven't cleared it. But,
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the last time we got it away is because we were exposing people to bonus holes.
[01:46:25] Unknown:
That is that is, history. Yeah. That is a history we share together. Do you have that can we bring that web page up again for old time's sake? Do you have a bookmark?
[01:46:41] Unknown:
No. No. K. I got it. I didn't realize at the time that that was gonna be a hot subject.
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Well, let's,
[01:46:49] Unknown:
let's roll it up. It was funny.
[01:46:51] Unknown:
Right. I appreciate your your humor, and I, honor it. And I, give it back to you.
[01:47:01] Unknown:
I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I I wouldn't wanna have less of it.
[01:47:06] Unknown:
Right. It's it's your honor. Your honor. This is Joe's Cervical Cancer Trust. This is the language to use when supporting. You can read the words there in pink font.
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And now is this that same dude again?
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Yeah. He looks like a survivor of, life, I think. So this is a glossary. It's an alphabetical order. So we placed an alphabetical order from you for for viewers and listeners, and the first entry under b is a bonus hole. An alternative word for for
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for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for. You know, as a man, I don't think I can say that.
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Right. I literally just had fajitas for dinner. Yeah. It's important to check which word someone would prefer to use for their, b h, which is kinda confusing because it's not butthole. It's bone salt. But
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A.
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Yep. The room is dark. You could get easily confused. So explore the territory.
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Fajitas?
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Is that how you say that? It's like a is that like a or panini? You know, ethnic food?
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I don't know. I think there's pretty sure that the, j is supposed to go. Yeah.
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Okay. So I I know we're just It's an h sound,
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not a y sound. I know we're off script, and we're just gonna riff it here. We're kinda doing even pronounce Walmart. You think I'm gonna take their word on how to say shit?
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Weimar? It's a silent t. Weimar? I see I see Steve wears a shirt sometimes. I live with a Mexican Weimar? Weimar? I
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don't know how to pronounce a lot of this shit.
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So I I know we're riffing. We're just kinda doing some improv. We're I'm saying they can't pronounce Walmart. How am I supposed to expect you? And do you expect me to believe how they pronounce anything else? Wawa
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Wawa. I think Wawa is a funny grocery store. Wawa Wawa. Wawa.
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Don't correct don't correct my pronunciation when you can't say Walmart. Wawa.
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Can't pronounce hard r's.
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Walmart. Streams. Walmart.
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No. I had a question. Now I just lost it. I'm gonna have to rewind the tape to
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to trace my steps back to question my life choices to figure out how I got here without no So get low resistance usually gets paid a hundred to show up in the live chats. Oh, fuck. Right. Well, you should collect that from Sarah. She owes us a hundred dollars for the grape grape for the spike protein. Mhmm. Kind of all of that.
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Spike. Kind of a kind of a masculine name. I mean, that kinda fits for the the unconsenting kind of thrusts of of the the needle, which kinda represents the Is it Mormon? No. I'm just I'm just thinking on how The needle thrust. You know, I mean, it it is I mean, people consent to do this under under threat of violence of not wanting to kill their grandmother during a a very trying time when, you know, borders are closed, flights were shut down, airports were closed, travel passes were needed. People cannot walk freely on a beach because the air was
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contaminated. Yeah. So what's the
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So people with long COVID, man, it's just
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I thought you said it wasn't about size.
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It that's it, long implies a struggle, a burden that they carry with them. It's not Not bad. Real? I don't think it was a choice to to risk to receive the, virus. It it's a pandemic. It it affects everyone equally. Socioeconomics don't matter. Politics don't matter. Are you guys looking forward to the to the next bird flu, pig flu, Wuhan flu, Chinese flu, bat soup?
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No. Sure. No. I I always look forward to the next thing Mhmm. Which, you know, I will
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either support or be violently opposed to depending Do you have the commemorative Funko Pop? I mean, it used to be Beanie Babies, but now we're doing Funko Pops. Right. Just the plastic is Well, definitely,
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the podcast world took a hit once the pandemic thing was over. So maybe they are cheering for it to come back.
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Right. Right. Yep. Yep.
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Somebody sent me a a Funko pop of the dude, Lobowski, which I had for a while until Gomez ate it.
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Good job, Gomez.
[01:52:39] Unknown:
It's kind of a food chain thing. So, you know, we the the big Lebowski was kind there was a Apex Predator that ate the bigger Lebowski. So Gomez
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is the largest Lebowski. It's not Gomez's fault. Lebowski fucking Lebowski came out and said, oh, we're for Kamala Harris. Oh, yeah. I'm the white dude down the notch. And then and then Gomez is like, the fuck you say?
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I do remember that now. The white dudes for Kamala campaign. Oh, right. Yep. Yep. I did have a visual aid, but I I don't have it prepared in my slide deck. The visual aid should be Gomez holding one of them neutered fucks and shaking his head back and
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forth. We're talking about I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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I'm talking about you.
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My emotional, reaction is not calibrated to sensitivity training. I haven't been to sensitivity training in a while. So if I'm awkwardly laughing or, you know, tensing up or sweating, my my feet are sweating, it's like a it's just because I haven't been properly, sensitively, calibrated to the current climate to be on the right side of history.
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That's true. Yeah. Did you eat did you eat a neutered boy?
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Did he consume an entire fajitas? Taste like did he taste like white Russian? Are we saying fajitas?
[01:54:20] Unknown:
Yeah. That's that's what it is. Alright. There's nothing on that plate for you, dude. It's empty.
[01:54:30] Unknown:
There's flavor on it. I could lick it off. Lick it clean. He wants habanero. Sure. Mhmm. Oh, spicy. I had habanero cheese for supper too.
[01:54:48] Unknown:
Dude, there's a barbecue place up the road that makes habanero or jalapeno cornbread. Nice. And it's yummy. Nice. Okay. You can get down now. You can get down. I know. I know. Get down.
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I know. Normally, I share a lot of hot stuff with my dad, but he just had the heart surgery. And it looks like probably his medications are giving him some stomach problems. So we haven't been able to go gold pan and or and he hasn't been able to eat hardly nothing.
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Yeah.
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That's a shitter. Literally. Gomez did what? He's spiritually raped me in the farm.
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How is that a thing? I'm gonna need to know how that's a thing.
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Just a metaphysical concept for advanced fifth dimensional
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star seeds. You got a brain the size of a walnut.
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If that. Oh, I remember that I was gonna talk a couple of times. They're lovable. They're amazing, but they are me heads.
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Okay. Well, that that sounds way better than what you originally said.
[01:56:09] Unknown:
Yeah. The the walnut brain, I don't know if that that that may be may be a walnut. Right?
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Peach pit up in there. Yeah.
[01:56:18] Unknown:
So okay. Kind of a kind of a sloppy segue here. Kinda just have to grab the grab the wheel from Jesus and then and take it into my own hands and steer the conversation where I want it to go. Wanna talk about discrimination against haircuts, whether it's warranted or not. Certain white women are appropriating certain hairstyles from Japanese princesses. Have you heard about this? No. So, again, on TikTok and other social media Princesses where? I'm a I'm unaware. Okay. So we talked about the world's oldest profession being prostitute. The third oldest profession in the world is, salon, like a hairstylist, a beautician, an aesthetician, someone who makes a woman more beautiful.
I mean, she's already glowing and perfect the way she is. This person just enhances that inner beauty physically
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for, you know, attractive purposes. Well, why still wait and they know what Japanese princesses look like? Because I don't have them to see what hairstyles they have.
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Slaves might have their head shaven. And aristocracy, princes princesses have longer hair. Royalty has longer hair. Just able they're able to let it grow and flow, and they have people that will care for it and brush through it and comb it every day. Well, this is pretty that's pretty typical, actually. That was a fairly
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normal thing for higher class people to be able to grow their hair out. And, yes, the Karen cut, they were making themselves low class. This is That was actually a pretty normal thing. H
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h I m e hime, I think. I don't speak Japanese fluently. I'm I'm still working on, watching the anime that's on the recommended viewing list. It's kind of a princess cut where, again, let's all close our eyes so we're all equally handicapped at the same level. So we all, you know okay. So is everyone's eyes closed here? Okay. So you comb the hair out. Okay. And you know this obsession with beauty, and some women wanna try on bangs. You know? That's, where the the hair in front of the face is kind of trimmed above the eyebrows, kind of in a straight line. Okay. That helps to see. Yeah. So now there's another the second layer kind of where the, between the eye and the ear where the the hair would hang.
That's at a that's at another level. Okay. Okay. Let's okay. Okay. And so people mistakenly call it a jellyfish haircut, but it's not a jellyfish haircut. It's a princess Hime haircut, and it's a traditional Japanese haircut. And now there are women outside of Japan who are not Asian by birth or choice. They're appropriating this Hime haircut. I think Lady Gaga was one white woman who wore a Hime Hime princess haircut. Ain't Gaga a woman? She's she's performatively displaying the aesthetic of of, woman haircut. Do you know a man with a HEMA haircut?
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I I I don't know. I, you know, I I got I think I got what you're saying with this Hime haircut, but I don't even know if I know what this is. If it helps, let's extend this to
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cornrows in dreads,
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afros. This is kinda what this is kinda what I was imagining. Sure. Sure.
[02:00:08] Unknown:
Okay. The the Heme haircut. Yeah. Kinda look like a little bit. Sure. Okay. So now those are all under, the Heme haircut, it's usually a dark black cut that's, like, kind of a natural So the whole point to this was appropriation
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of other cultures' styles. Is this what we're going on about?
[02:00:28] Unknown:
Correct. Where where a person will wear the culture as a costume and choose to modify their outward appearance in a way that represents another come again? German haircuts, like the Viking style with the braids, the blonde braids hanging under the helmet. Yes. That's a great example of a traditional German Viking haircut. Yes. So when and black women, maybe they're maybe they're a musician, maybe they talk over music, maybe they call themselves a rapper. If they wear a blonde hairstyle, that is okay. They they are allowed to appropriate whatever style they want to express their creativity in a music video form where they can show off that ass to get as many clicks as possible.
It's okay if Megan Thee Stallion does it. It's okay if, I'm forgetting the names of other Class. Rap and. Yep. Yep. Okay. So if Lady Gaga appropriates the Hime hairstyle, I think there was a white woman by the name of, no doubt, what's her name, Gwen Stefani. She, appropriated some Harushiko girls. Yeah. That's b a n a n a s. The shit is bananas. Girl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she appropriated a a Japanese women for some of her music as well. Now I now I want to reach a little bit further and, enter into the debate of public school dress codes and so called danger hair. So if someone identifies as an anime character and they choose to dye their hair blue like a destiny, or purple or pink or that is really their choice, and I put forward that they should not be allowed to be discriminated against by school administration or other bullies on the playground?
[02:02:43] Unknown:
Well, it's hardly discrimination. Discrimination would be something that you're born into or whatever if you're discriminating. Discriminating your opinion. Discriminating against behaviors that have been identified as disruptive is hardly discrimination. Like, you know, that's a different thing entirely.
[02:03:02] Unknown:
Being told that they have to go home and cut their dreads off or shave their head or, remain in a neutral, natural, whatever that means, hair color. I I don't know what a person's natural hair color is. Kind of a sumptuous administration.
[02:03:27] Unknown:
Yeah. Mullet mullet lives matter. Mhmm.
[02:03:30] Unknown:
Agreed. Kind of a hockey fan. Right. Situation.
[02:03:35] Unknown:
Right. Yeah. I don't know. The only thing I could really do is grow that thing around here where you have all the hair on here and make that real fryer talk? Yeah. I could do the fryer talk. The Jesse Ventura? Right. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. Where you grow your whole sides out and your back out weirdly long for no apparent reason, but the tops all bald.
[02:03:57] Unknown:
I think it helps with riding motorcycles. It might. Aerodynamics. A little more aerodynamic. Yeah. It's like like swimmers who choose to remove body hair for that advantage. Mhmm. That dolphin sort of style.
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That's what I was going for on my head. Mhmm.
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So for individuals who choose to identify with anime characters,
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that is their prerogative,
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and we should not discriminate against them. We should not think that it's a sign of danger, danger here. That's sort of a derogatory term. I think we need to, police that language.
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If you're over, like, eight and you're identifying with with,
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Ageism, please. Animation
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characters.
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Rephrase that with our date number.
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And I know Xerilaf got mad at me about that. Mhmm. When I told him that you can't get the trad wife when you're watching the Japan animations and living in grandma's basement. Mhmm. But it's just how it is. There's this thing about watching Japanimation
[02:05:11] Unknown:
and girls not touching your penis. How else will you get into the friend zone to become the beta orbiter that you've always dreamed of being? It's a fair question. I don't know if we have an answer tonight. The deliberations will be long and hard on that topic.
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Right. I'm not out of my frame of reference.
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Animation frame of reference. I mean One frame with slight differential in the second frame and the third frame, and then it looks like there's an appearance of motion, like a motion picture, like a Minecraft movie.
[02:05:53] Unknown:
I didn't, like, I didn't get into it. Like, a lot of people got into it. You know what I mean? Like, it was more I don't know. I remember, on, like, adult swim, they would show Eon Flux and some Cowboy Bebop. And, like, that was cool. Yeah. But that's about as far down the anime well, as I I went.
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So, dubs or subs? What was your first torrented animated series?
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What do you mean by torrented?
[02:06:33] Unknown:
A digital file transferred over the Internet.
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I've never watched it. I I I watched that Snyder Twilight of the Gods cartoon about, like, a month ago.
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That the Stephen Meyer with adaptation of the vampire fan fiction, which was itself, that adaptation of idea presented in the Harry Potter stories?
[02:07:08] Unknown:
No. It was an adaptation of the heathen mythology.
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If you wanted to talk about JK Rowling, you can just say that.
[02:07:17] Unknown:
Okay. I I wanted to talk about JK Rowling. I'm I'm glad you gave me this opportunity because I was feeling like I couldn't bring it up, and Right. I didn't know that if that was gonna be safe to do so or not. But now that you've opened the way for that, yes. Okay.
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So content warning, trigger warning. We're gonna talk about cigars, tobacco, smoking, foul
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what a woman is.
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Are you guys not in the pop culture chat? No. Chat, are you still following us? Chat, is this real? The chat, are we still live? Did they take us down with the bonus hole?
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We're still live. Okay.
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Alright. So the author of the Harry alleged author of the Harry Potter book series celebrated, landmark event over the pond in the, United Kingdom. Is that England? I don't know how they work over there. They have a different form of government. It's it's on them. They they've figured it out before we did, before America did. The definition of a woman, a biological woman, has been declared, unfortunately.
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By who?
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By the lawmakers. I don't parliament. I don't know what they got. They wear wigs over there, I think. And Did did the did the king sausage finger fingers come out and say it? Oh, yeah. It might have been Charles. He might be the one to blame for this.
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King Sausage King might have been Charles.
[02:08:59] Unknown:
So TERFs, you guys know about trans exclusionary radical feminists?
[02:09:05] Unknown:
Yeah. They aren't they supposed to basically still feminists, but they just don't like trainees?
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I get confused because when I think turfs, I think, like, lawn care and, like, greenery.
[02:09:16] Unknown:
Yeah. It sounds like chicks that pretend like they watch, like, football stuff. Like football.
[02:09:24] Unknown:
So the way that I understand it is that the acronym got put on them regardless. It had actually, like, nothing to do with feminism. And I'm I know for a fact, JK Rowling was like, I'm not a freaking feminist. Stop calling me a terf. You know? Right. And it was something that the trans community came up with as a way to describe any woman who was like, no. Sorry. You're a dude.
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Well, at the end of the day, the the the weirdness of this is is that now, like like, what, last week, there was two dudes that were fighting over who's the champion pool player in Europe or whatever the fuck. And and now you've just pushed women out of their own things. Like, this this has not done you guys good.
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Yeah.
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No. Sorry. I had to, mute my camera and stop my stream stream for a moment to scream into my pillow. I was just so angered by your words there. They have no power over me anymore. What happened?
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You were checking on the autistic kids in the attic. You know, you were
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To define what a woman is is so violent towards women who are no longer in the category of womanhood. I mean, that's that's really frustrating.
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What's the category of womanhood?
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Again, it's not for any of us to define what that is.
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If
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she's a woman, I believe her. Define it. If she's a woman, I believe her. Hashtag believe all women, hashtag me too, hashtag survivor, hashtag neurodivergent, hashtag
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mental health awareness. When you think about Candace Owens on the freedom trail for Harvey Weinstein.
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Woof.
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She's a woman of color.
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Woof. Wasn't she just like she gotten a little wild with some shit. Right? Yeah. She thinks that Weinstein is probably a good guy now?
[02:12:01] Unknown:
Okay. So what what she said was that, she's certain that he rampantly cheated on his wife. Sure. She's not okay with that. She's certain that he's, like, leveraged his power. But as far as the actual court case and what he's doing time over, she doesn't believe that he was guilty of that. Because there was something like a 60 women originally, and it came down to three in the courtroom. And according to her, they were all lying. Don't do it, Gomez.
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I mean, I would assume that something like that, there wouldn't be that many people who had actual functional evidence. Like, you you like, I would assume that they would narrow it down to the people that had the strongest, most irrefutable evidence in order to present that, I would assume. Sure. I mean, at some point in time that you're just gonna have a redundancy of people saying, you know, say making personal claims that can't be proven. Like, I'm not sure if that would be helpful to the case at all.
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Andrew Wilson volleyball. That's cool.
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Is that you, Marcus, or did somebody out in the chat fucking pick that up and do that? Oh, fuck.
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I was in La La Land. That was my happy place.
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Oh my goodness.
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I was in a place beyond binary, transcending all gender, race, and nationality. Man.
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It's just a room of the United colors of Bennington and nothing but Uptown Funk 247.
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You guys ever get a laugh for therapy where you just laugh for no reason and you just keep laughing and laughing and laughing?
[02:14:19] Unknown:
Well, there's usually a reason, and I'm usually at a comedy club or something like that. Fall into a self cuddle. Bit.
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Just hug yourself.
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Right.
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Jerky on chicken, hobby on that.
[02:14:36] Unknown:
Yeah. I don't really need to need to do all that. Greasy on gristle. Yeah. You got somebody for that.
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Privilege. It is a privilege.
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Mhmm.
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So equal opportunity to sex for all. That's the next topic.
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I just don't see how that's a thing, and I don't see how that should be a thing. Here's how this works. Balderson, I'll explain it to you. You know how,
[02:15:08] Unknown:
we have something called, like, a SNAP benefit, like, EBT card?
[02:15:12] Unknown:
Yes.
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Okay. So it's kinda like a timeshare, but it's for the female body where, parties would have access to female bodies on their food stamps where they'd be able to go to a massage parlor and receive a a beneficial health mass massage. It's good for mental health, physical health. And if they want a love you long time session, if they wanna surf and turf, if they wanna rug pull as you like to call it.
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What do you do for work? I'm a food stamp hooker.
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Well, see, that's the thing. Like okay. So grocery stores have certain food items that are available to be purchased under the EBT card. This would be something like rotisserie chicken. These are, like, government
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coupons. So could you swap, like, chicken and a tub of yogurt? Okay. That's not mixed metaphor. Is that handy? I'm talking about Underneath your parlor. Right. Like, if you just show up to the massage parlor with, like, an armful of Safeway chicken. Okay. You've so you've you've taken a shower. You've removed Well, they accept. Where?
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Okay. Again again, I'm not saying every masseuse would need to accept, a a food stamp coupon for some some lovin', some intimate,
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kitchen time. Well, that would be slavery.
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Again, I'm I'm trying to paint this positive, and you guys are already debating the topic and and and tearing down the idea. And we're we're trying to establish God's kingdom on Earth. We're trying to establish
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a utopian
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society where a a good friend food stamp hookers? Okay. Okay. Okay. Remember remember the planking exercise. You you have the prayer. You put your head down on the ground. All of it. This is kinda what I'm suggesting.
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If all of it the the the the the the the the the the stab hookers?
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If all of wilzet, then the demon seed will be ejected from the male body, and this will reduce toxic masculinity. It's kind of a poison contained in the testicles, and it needs to be maybe sucked out.
[02:17:48] Unknown:
I mean, you do gotta get the poison out. That that's that's fair. Okay. So that's a good metaphor. We can use that.
[02:17:56] Unknown:
Yes. But I watched Game of Thrones, and they tried to do that with Prince Joffrey, and then he, like, shot the chick up with his freaking crossbow.
[02:18:05] Unknown:
Okay. Sure. That's, Jeffrey, that sounds like a masculine name.
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I really am. Yeah. Yeah.
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Women need massages too. It leads to hysteria. So we will solve female hysteria, under the same program. Are we ready to send the bill to congress, get this thing signed?
[02:18:31] Unknown:
You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing that they pay for. Okay. So
[02:18:37] Unknown:
wrapping this all up, we've decided that we will willingly, unload our our weapons, so discharge our ability to carry concealed. And then we receive tugs. Give up guns, get tugs. I think that's So you're you're trading
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off firing one set of rounds for another?
[02:19:07] Unknown:
So you're trying to say when the marines were like, this is my rifle, this is my gun, they got confused about which one you're supposed to be shooting for fun? The psychology of of fascism and the function of the orgasm
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has proven this. So we will be in a less fascistic society if men are properly drained at regular intervals and women are removed of their, little demons and hysteria.
[02:19:32] Unknown:
Blow jobs, not bombs?
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Right.
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And then the the Brand new meeting to Hands Across America. The s the SW, not the SJW, but the sex worker, not the social justice worker, get getting the acronyms correctly applied to the to the document. The sex workers will receive the government coupon, which will be redeemable for tax credits to lessen the tax burden.
[02:20:04] Unknown:
She only gets tax credit? She ain't even getting actually paid?
[02:20:08] Unknown:
Well, we have to get this thing passed. Jeez. We're gonna print more money for
[02:20:14] Unknown:
How I mean, that's that's a step lower than food stamp hooker. Tax credit hooker?
[02:20:21] Unknown:
Okay. So then we introduced we introduced the CBDC, the central bank digital currency, and we give them
[02:20:29] Unknown:
Internet wizard money, tokens, shit coins. Or tax credit would hooker definitely sounds like something from a socialist country.
[02:20:36] Unknown:
Right. You know, we got it like you got it from the state. Year old woman.
[02:20:43] Unknown:
Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Alright. Don't yuck anyone. She's got a she's just got a bottle of fucking a a a a jar of Vaseline sitting there. She's like, come here, youngin. Like, in like, a barrel of vodka. It could be a hole in the wall. You might not even meet the Dolly Super Bowlsician.
[02:21:02] Unknown:
Walk up to the house. You're not guaranteed this is not a romantic endeavor. It's not like Like, I used to be a milkmaid. I can fucking pull it. It's just the function of the orgasm in a fascistic society to prevent ICE agents from deporting Anne Frank from participating in your rodeo. Yep.
[02:21:28] Unknown:
Do you have hands on giving out hand jobs in your attic? Is that why everyone has done it? Yeah. Okay. So pornographic
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actresses sometimes use the names of cartoon characters, anime characters, and historical heroes. So if if the sex worker, actress, adult film star chooses to call herself Anne Frank, that's okay.
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So you're saying it's not Anne Frank? How do I know? How do you know the difference?
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I don't know how did Anne Frank dress. You're not gonna see your worker. It's just wear a blindfold. Just use your imagination.
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So this is like more like Helen Keller than Anne Frank.
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We're talking about teaching young kids about spank banks and butt plugs. Okay. As soon as they can attend kindergarten, this is the first thing that she
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English accent even though she's never heard anything.
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Right.
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AI sex dolls. Remember we talked about the consent based brothel?
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I'm not even saying this is a real big thousand?
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I'm not even saying this is a real human being. I mean, at first,
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humans, but then when we Are you still actually an incel if another human, though, didn't have sex with you? Wouldn't you still truly actually be an incel? Like, isn't that just, like, Jack Bobby from the average world?
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My opinion is that it's a spiritual thing. If you choose to be a born again virgin, that's your choice.
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Does the sex doll have a spirit? I will honor that. Melanie Griffith had a spirit. K.
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She took a couple shots, and she was always drunk. Sometimes you mix metaphors, and I get a little bit confused. Let's let's be real here, chat. Is anyone chat confused? Do we answer all the questions?
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I agree.
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Did we win the debate? Did we win the debate? Do we get a w for tonight?
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And Frank the musical.
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The on the only reason we do debates is to get w's in our in our win column. Gotta rack up those wins. We are unstoppable. We are undebatable.
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I'm the winner. Clearly,
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we are so undebatable right now.
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It's true.
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If I was better prepared, I'd have that Tony song ready to go when we just play it out. Maybe next week, we'll have it ready. We need to be the out the outro music.
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Ready? You know, the only reason I knew that that I actually knew that song is for dodgeball.
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Okay. Yeah. It's, it's
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it's like Darude Sandstorm. It's like, Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley. Like a disco song, though, not like a rap song that jump on it song.
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It was like a, based off of an album song? Maybe it was a Beach Boys cover. Who am I to say?
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I'm talking know. It it's the only reason I know it is from a fucking dodgeball.
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That's where you can dodge a wrench? Yeah. We once made the mistake on a previous incarnation of a channel of a livestream variety show where everyone got a wrench, and then they all hit each other with it. That ability, and we've been better off for it. For that reason, give up your guns, and then you will get a tug. Yeah. That's the one I will be elected on. I'm running against, Pete Budidic in, New Mexico, I think. Is he still in New Mexico?
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They're out there chasing them ducks around. I hear it. They're in town too. If if politicians
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had sports cards, we'd have, like, baseball. Me up. Pete Buttigieg, you'd have, like, a Putin card, like, a Godolfi card. Just get the picture, put it on a piece of cardboard, put it in a pack, add some bubble gum to it, then our our youth will support, government and politicians,
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military leaders. That depends on what you put on the back for stats.
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Okay. So what do you recommend the stats are? Also, if you put bubble gum in it, it drops the value of the card. Right. Clinton body counts?
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Yeah. Number of innocent civilians murdered during, you know, presidency or Okay. Time in congress. Right. Right. None of the money, the national debt increase.
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Money pro it's gotta be it. That's gotta be on there.
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Okay. So final words, I guess, the pope's dead. Long long with the pope.
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And the pope is dead. Underground.
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Six feet under. Right. He's in probably in a mausoleum, probably above ground.
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Or he's in the the catacombs.
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Man, I see that clock ticking down. It's like I'm trying to take an SAT or an ACT or a test, and I it's multiple choice. I'm just getting sweaty nervous, and I it's like, I'm on question two. And they're like, time is up.
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You see that shit where they beat his head open? They beat his head three times like a damn monkey? Don't don't make sure he's dead. Right. Mhmm. And it's Silverhammer.
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The last thing anybody wants is a zombie pope.
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Yeah. Yeah. Especially a Jesuit one.
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You ready for a female pope? First black
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female
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pope? Might as well make it a furry while we're at it. Prepare for it. Right. Yep. With the fursona. Kind of another camp. The furry pope.
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Sure. Non binary.
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Mhmm. Mhmm.
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It's like everything is produced to computer code non binary. It's like, I'm not a one, and I'm not a zero. Not a number.
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Sounds like that's enough fun for this week. When we come back next week, both both Marcus and Steve will have the Hi Me haircut.
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Oh, yeah. For sure. Is that how you is that how we're saying it? I thought it was
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I was gonna go for the Pepe Longstockings, but
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Like a Wendy's. Sir, this is a Wendy's. Yeah. This is the drive through chat. Are you real?
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Some of them are. Is out of control. I've I've met some of them in real life. So Jay Dyer is listening.
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What would you say to him? Looking forward to that other Hollywood book. Get that out. I need to I need to know about the esoteric in the movies. Sinners haven't seen it yet, so don't spoil it. You get that other book done if you quit fucking
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taking other people's old ladies and shit and stay friends with them, then you could just keep stealing their fucking information and putting it out. Like, it's your Yeah. You you gotta learn not to be greedy.
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I think you have to take ownership of the idea, Balderson. If you take ownership then it's your idea, and then you put it in a book and you publish it. Yeah. Bibliographies are ableist. Usually, it's a bunch of white guys that you'd have to give credit to. They don't need credit.
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Fucking loser.
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Just tell people that trans black women
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invented everything in history. Mhmm. Black really isn't a color. It's more a way of life.
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That's an identity.
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Lives matter.
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Alright, y'all.
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We'll we'll see you next week. If that's Well, it's only now getting starting close to get dark.
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It's always too. That's hilarious. It is a privilege to just be in our chat. No. Offline offline tips are double. One of them wanted to go in. Right.
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Account is double. Right. Triple on the weekends.
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Love you guys. I'll be on, project Chaney on, Friday.
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Oh, good guys. Are they still the good guys? I'll be on the good guys. Are they the morally gray dudes? Are good guys.
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We'll go hang out with you. Maybe we retitle it the,
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the morally gray dudes.
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The morally gray the morally gray chicks?
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The the morally
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Is that that's because I'm in there ruining fucking it all up for him.
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Yeah. I mean, morality is not not really a spectrum. It's kind of like a like a three-dimensional representation of a plane, and it's like you're the center of your own universe.
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Or it's it's fucking Yes. Queen. Slay. Up in your attic tied up.
Something stupid. Do. 9. 30. 8. 30. 7. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fight.
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There we are, man.
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Tonight is kittens night on the very special thirty third
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Is there a cat up there with their cat kittens?
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Yeah. That's not even great. Episode
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33.
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Kittens on the shelf?
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Illuminati confirmed. Right?
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Confirmed.
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Confirmed.
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As if we didn't need any more confirmations this week.
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Confirmed. Hey. You got this,
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great for being here, droid.
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What's up, droid? How you doing, brother? The the great kitty had kittens, and she's got them out in the living room now. And I look over, and there's some other cat laying with all the kittens just laying there just happy as hell.
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So as the the world's premier or the the Internet rather, the Internet is different from the world, the Internet's premier, male feminist podcast, and we're gonna be talking a lot about the female anatomy, roses, flowers, clamshells, beautiful arts, monologues of the type, discussed,
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Vaginal logs. Is that what
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The vagina vaginal logs? Mhmm. Yeah.
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Can I show you my my Georgia O'Keeffe scrapbook? I know we didn't talk about this.
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You know, we're trying to be a an audio only podcast. We have a lot of machine the listeners, and they just can't see. They're blind. So to be as handicap accessible to the widest, audience, we want to, make sure that we're not making sudden movements. We're not flashing any images. We might have, epilepsy warnings placed and, wanna talk about the microaggressions that happened in, movie theaters across The United States and probably internationally. I'm talking about this character named Jack Black. Oh, okay. Continue. Shit was crazy. I want after you were going on about that last week, I checked that out. Yeah. The, the whole idea of a a chicken jockey, that's kinda like a jockstrap. So it's sort of like this cock that these men are riding around the movie theater, and it really shows the rambunctiousness and this toxic masculinity that's just taken over. And these these young men in the theaters just think they own the place. They they spread their legs wide. They kick the back of other people's seats. They think they own the place, and then they don't clean up after themselves, leaving sticky messes all over the floor.
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That's that's hooligan behavior, and it shouldn't be tolerated in any civil society.
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Oh, against
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So we need to discuss, how we're going to vote for policy that will restrict the movement of despicable members of society.
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Well, currently currently, Donald Trump's just rounding him up and throwing him on a plane, c 01:30 to El Salvador, calling it a day.
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Ice ice, baby.
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Eric Prince is gonna make a significant amount of money off of that because he's got a a well, potentially, I don't know if he's actually been awarded the contract, but a contract to build more prisons and be the transport company.
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What are you asking? That,
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takes
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you know? So they're working Add people, even Americans
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regardless of, you know, especially if they fall under an ever growing umbrella of what it means to be a quote, unquote DVE. We're on YouTube. I don't know if I can even
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give the full descriptor for that. No. That's okay. We we can use the
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The acronym or whatever?
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Acronyms. Yeah. The, the ICE, the immigration customs enforcement is working hand and fist or cock and condom with the lockstep, brown are they brown coats, or are they literal Nazis, or are they the the the good guys in this situation? The the line I haven't tried to pick me up once, and I live in California even. Okay. Yeah. Do you do you live within the red zone on the map? We have a map that the ACLU ACLU has, courageously provided for us if we can if we can, help our geographically handicapped brother some sisters, cousins.
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I haven't even talked to or frisked or nothing.
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Yeah. Do you have a are you screen sharing it, or are you dropping it somewhere?
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I got it in the, the private chat there. I have to share it now.
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I do not see it. Okay. Let me see. Is Marcus getting arrested by ice?
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No. I think I've been pretty well behaved. Is it a behavior saying that they're looking at for?
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Not sneaking in, anything.
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Okay. I'll bring it up here.
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I tried calling him and warning him about the hot throat lozenges that are being snuck in.
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I don't see it now.
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Oh, you mean ice? Hi, dog.
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There it is. Yeah. I tried calling him and telling him I knew about this guy that's got foreign throat lozenges that he's been trying to have snuck in across the border
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Okay.
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From another country without paying tariffs.
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So it says nearly two out of three people live within the 100 mile border zone. That means 33% of people are safe. That's the, 33% of people that are safe. I think they live in the flyover country.
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Yeah. No. I live in the red spot, and nobody ever talks to me about it. I've never been stopped by ice. They've never asked me. I've never been frisked even. I've been wearing special underwear just for it. Okay. Hoping to have a good time. So you've been asking for it. You've been dressing for vodka. Asking for it, and and they don't they don't ever buy they don't ever talk to me. I don't know what the problem is. I got as many kids at least as that guy that they sent off.
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Is that, Marmot, North Dakota up there? Next to Grand Forks.
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And I like how they left that red line up there on a grand up there up there by Grand Forks and shit. Like, there's anybody that lives up there.
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The area around the Great Lakes season looks like the Star Wars symbol for the rebel alliance. Has any been been watching Andor? We're on season two now. No. I I I don't even didn't even know there was a season one, man. Okay. So there was a season one. Now we're on season two. And within season two,
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pretty sure Star Wars is jumping shark.
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Yes. I'm all caught up. You're all caught up? I'm all caught up. So I I can respectfully wait to review it if if you if you guys wanna catch it or I can just spoil it for you now. Yeah. Hold hold your breath and wait. I was gonna watch it. Just just just wait. Okay. I wanted to talk about the use of diegetic and non diegetic sound within the Star Wars universe and how it kind of ruins the atmosphere when they use disco pop sounding music coming out of a disco droid, kind of like, an upgraded r two d two. And they have a samurai wedding, where it's just a bunch of white guys with top knots and samurai robes.
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Where's my Japanese robe? Upstairs. I need it. If I'm gonna be as cool as F. Gardner and Star Wars figures, I need my Japanese robe.
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Fair point. That's a fair point. So I just have a fuzzy robe, but it has a hood. Do you guys remember Forest Whitaker? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys remember Che Guevara?
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Sure. Yeah. So what That was the last good that was the last good Star Wars movie. Yeah. Yeah. The Che Guevara
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character in in Andor played by Forrest Whitaker. It's getting to be a little bit on the news. It's a little bit spooky how close to reality this this, galaxy far, far away is really mirroring our own reality. It's like it's like the writers have decided that they wanna put their own, modern politics into the the Star Wars story. And I I think that's really brave of them. I think it it speaks truth to power, and it tells me exactly what I need to know and who's bad guys are. That's good. There are people with families. They have jobs.
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And they have loved ones. The problem is is does Forest Whitaker look at the bad guys and go, he's right there. I'm looking at him, and you're like, where? Which eye?
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Right. I I just see I just see sentient I just see sentience intelligent life forms everywhere, and I love them all equally.
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K. Oh, yeah.
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So So they really corrected the errors within the, the original trilogy, I think they're called, where they had, good and evil very clearly defined. And that's just that's just not how life is. Oh, yeah. Just varying shades of,
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Here here we go. There we go. Of privilege. There we go. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at that Jedi over there. I'm probably I I'm probably I'm probably too fancy to be on this show now. F Gardner was. I I don't think you can wear something nice and be on pattern? I'm not sure what how you're supposed to hold this together. There's a tie. Oh, there's a little tie on it. K. A little tie there. Alright.
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Oh. Wait. Hang on. Let's Let's Here. Stay stay put, Ben. You gotta I didn't mind. There we go. There we go.
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There we go. That's that's a great. So
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can you tell us how Buddhism is a superior religion and tell us about the dreidel like dreidel monster?
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Well, in case you didn't know and you had imagined that a dreidel monster would look like pumpkin head, you would be wrong. A dreidel monster is very dreidel like. And myself and chat g p t, we are the authors of this invention.
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Pumpkin pumpkin heads are are more globular, and the, dreidel monster is is more, how would you say it has sharp corners to it?
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Yeah. It's pretty nice. Mid silk. Mid silk. Yeah. Get don't fight my silk robe, dog.
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So we're just a bunch of if I don't have either kids here. Just putting on a a presentation.
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Oh, there's a never mind.
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We're on YouTube. Can't say that. We'll we'll just say whatever we wanna say. We're on the right side of history.
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Right.
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I was gonna say, was there another school shooting? Well, I was just gonna talk about, I never received a new podcast and, Parkland survivors. I know of well, we know of one who was, David Hogg. Remember that guy? Oh, yeah. What a what a brilliant young man. We can't forget that guy. He's turning out to be. And I found another one today on some Bulwark podcast.
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I don't know.
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There's so many so many podcasts. I think if we just, include the tariff, raise taxes, make it more expensive to to buy microphones, then we can solve a lot of our, political problems.
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Not against this too cheap.
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Right. It's it's too, democratized in a way. But, you know, when
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let me let me say this another way. Suggesting that we need to trim the podcast fat a little bit.
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I'm saying some opinions are more correct than others. Literally
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hundreds of thousands of shows that are just knockoff versions of other shows.
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Right. Yes.
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Rose seven seven seven got her channel back. Congratulations, Rose. Nice. I don't know how that happened. The the tides are turning.
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It's okay. Let's see. I think I'll share this other image if I can What,
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what, what was the bulk of her content?
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Conspiracy stuff. Okay. Like, plus just the mind of Rose. Hail crunk junk dude. Our spaceship's spacious? I I don't think so. They didn't look like it. Here's another image. So this is,
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the second survivor of, bullet related emissions at high speeds. And, he attended a march for our lives, the first one, and they did a second one. So this brave homosexual young man is, an advocate against gun violence having survived a tragic event Mhmm. And naturally has gone on to become a very, a very, influential influencer in a a generation zed podcast format where he talks about the politics of Gen z and how to be on the right side of history.
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K. So he's talking about why he wants to take shots to the mouth, but then is against guns?
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Well, okay. So now we gotta get into the weeds a little bit going back to, a Walmart a Walmart, parking lot in El Paso in I think was it 2019? Do you remember that one?
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So there was another event where Yeah. No. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do. There was another event where bullets were
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violently ejected from barrels, and, a guy named Pete Budigeudge showed up. Okay.
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Okay. Like, good old right away
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Good old Mayor Pete. Yeah. So Cameron here, camp mister Caskey, had made a video criticizing Pete. And and then later realized that Pete is actually a really good guy, and he's really he's he's on our side. Saw the light, did he? Saw the light. So he sort of so so Cameron has is as an influencer has decided that Pete is a great guy and should continue his career in public speaking.
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Well, gosh darn it. He's a hardworking Hoosier, and, you know, he deserves a little bit of that limelight.
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Right. So I mean lovely husband, Chasten. So I I guess I would just stop and pause and ask for your opinions here, your input on, the importance of survivors of tragedy and how they can be you or use their their voice having endured trauma to then convince other people that bad guys and good guys should not have weapons
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at all because that just creates more more gun emissions and bullet emissions, I'm trying to say. That that is that is such an important question. And I think as as, recent history has shown the most important thing that anyone can do is weaponize their grief, and then market it in as many ways as humanly possible in order to parlay that into some sort of position in politics or, on a number of different boards of different lobbying firms that that then send, a a ton of money into, you know, individual politicians, pockets or at least their campaign war chest, in order to further grease the wheels of democracy.
We are like it says in the constitution and the Bible.
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Okay. And I would say that, people that have been traumatized by something are always the most reasonable.
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Right. That's that's why that's why I'm talking about the hood. We we we would like to think that they're they're well on the path to healing if not fully healed. Yes. Yeah. And we should take their advice
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while while being traumatized on how to do things because the traumatized people usually think best. They plan really well.
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We do not afraid to let their passion guide their decision making process. It's brave. It's brave, and it should be should be the way that more of us operate.
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So I'm kind of having it. I'm having kind of a a crisis of of faith or a crisis morale. I don't even have the words to speak to us, but the idea that there are, you know, brothers and sisters, cousins, loved ones who are being put on ice and, transferred to other places that are not within driving distance in my fifteen minute city, and that really, really breaks my heart. But if I wanted to to, use the power of bullet emission to, prevent certain agents of of doom from taking my friends and family away.
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Bring me something, please.
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Bring me something. Should I, you know, should I just prepare, meals for people that live in my attic?
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I mean No people living in your attic?
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No. No. Hypothetically,
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if I were to said that you have people living in your attic and that whether we should get meals for them. I just wanna know how many. And if you won't even fucking tell me how many, how am I supposed to know how many meals? It's because they're under the floorboards.
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Well, I've I've given them plenty of ballpoint ballpoint pens. And, Well, that's good. They can write diaries. Diaries. Yep. So that they can record their shrug. And, you know, it's kinda hard because I feel like if I were to give them access to, you know, Snapchat or Instagram that the GPS on the phone might track their location. So by giving them, you know, pens and paper, they can keep up That is forward thinking, sir. It's like a it's like a it's like a social media thing, but it's offline. Forward thinking on your part. But when the weather clears and the conditions improve, we'll be able to scan those pages and put them into, like, a coffee table book. Oh, nice. We could publish this.
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Nice. Are you making them write it in scraps of toilet paper and in their own blood?
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Sure. So I've encouraged them to be to be real, raw, and honest and talk about all of their, thoughts, especially the springtime of fertility and the hormones and the thoughts that they might have in terms of romance and, you know, physical contact that they might have, the yearnings.
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You have multiple sexes locked up in your attics, and there's at least two people.
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Hypothetically, I'm not giving any information further than that. Remember, I'm just a theater kid, and I just just love the drama of it. It's so exciting to to know that any moment my door could be kicked out.
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Are we gonna find out you're Jeffrey Dahmer's someday?
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Never heard never heard of her.
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More like, more like Buddy in, oh, goddamn it. I'm high. Give me a minute.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah. Like, the fucking dude in, v for vendetta Yeah. Has the hidden book cave,
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all that kind of stuff. Uh-huh. Makes makes his eggs with a little piece of cutout toast to make sure the egg inside of it and speaks speak I I can literally imagine Marcus living in this. Some of the shit that he pulls out as a prop that just and you're and the thing is is there was what you guys don't understand is there was no pre coordination. Marcus had no idea that this was gonna get brought up. That prop was within stepping, grabbing reach. Just just there. So if you can imagine the the if you've ever been to house on a rock, I imagine that that basically is Marcus's lair.
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Alright.
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Let's see.
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And, yes, I'm totally with Steve. He probably has a mask and a cape and and actually knows how to sword fight with, like, a with a sword that nobody else would use. Mhmm.
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So I thought tonight would be a good night to go over some basic police 10 codes if we have our hands on the on the bottom left. What the fuck is that? Right. You know, I felt really terrible about blocking advertisements. I think they're very
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rad on the screen.
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It's,
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like, one of those pope drone guns.
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Yeah. They're like they're like, you you stuck you stuck a criminal in the one tie, and a good citizen comes out the other side.
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I appreciate your neurodiversity tonight. I I just wanna acknowledge that. It's a it's a great, it's a great quality that I that I look for in cohosts. And now we're gonna look at the the ten four acknowledgment, okay, code. So, like, 104 good buddy.
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What about 420? What's that one?
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Just scroll down and see if it's on the list. It's a real thing or if it's just a a made up saying you can't always trust the the resources on the Internet. I don't see a 420 code. Like, is that, like, 1020?
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Wait. Which police department exactly is this? Because I don't see
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Like They they are all the same? They they A 10 a ten fifty four is livestock on the highway.
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So if there's That happens a lot. What what the fuck? But how is it also man molesting children or a possible body? Like, that's a that's a weird range of things. Right? I don't know. Might be a cow on the road. Might be a dude humping some kids over there. I don't fucking know. You better come out and check it out. Sure. So Norfolk, Virginia, and Walnut Creek, California have different codes
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than the rest of us.
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What is the age? I just wanna say that they're all the same.
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Okay. So I've only seen the first three Police Academy movies.
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Well, that is not enough research. Correct. You've gotta get over you gotta get beyond the Steve Guttenberg movies to get to the good knowledge. Right. The countdown
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of the I won't say deadline. I'm gonna say, throw me a lifeline at 8PM on a Tuesday night, and then you just pull me back pull me right in whether I'm prepared or not with, all of the the information needed for the presentation.
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So a ten five four depending on what county you're in. It could be a hit and run, a fire, a personal injury, or property damage. Hey. I don't fucking know, but it's it's bad either way. Somebody should show up.
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Right. So we need to know where we are at all times so we don't lose ourselves.
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Well, that is just a a really broad spectrum. It really is. Intoxicated person, unruly crowd.
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Are you seeing this one here? Unaliving. There's a code Attempted unaliving.
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That was you know, intoxicated, unruly crowded. A dude running around trying to unalive people. Like, yeah, there's no they're they're the same. That's
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could be the same code. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No problem. There must be a lot of dogs in Norfolk, Virginia because they have the ten sixty code for dog
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bites. Right?
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But if you're in another area, it could be a suspicious vehicle.
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Mhmm. Well, like, look at this one. It's it could be a dog bite, but it could just be a stray dog. That dog didn't bite nobody, but you're gonna run roll up on it pissed because you thought it bit somebody. It could be a live dog. It could be a dead dog. We don't fucking know. We're just the guys fucking saying the numbers. It's a ten sixty, Dick. Figure it out. You'll notice when you get there. So
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do you back the blue or not?
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No. I'm not.
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You guys just make it. Just one question. Could you back the blue or not?
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I back to some degree local sheriffs. So Elected local sheriffs. But outside of that, as soon as you have somebody that's not answerable to the people, then no. No. I don't support you.
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A ten sixty one is a a bike theft. Now I want to petition to remove this because I think this is racist language.
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Void IBM card. That's it. That's an interesting difference, though.
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Yeah. This is leaked intelligence. They it might have changed. It might be out of date.
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It's the best we have. Because IBM cards expired. Get that motherfucker. What the fuck is an IBM card?
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I don't have all the answers. This is why I was hoping that we'd have, you know, a discord server put together to form a stronger resistance against the the colonial colonial empire under the DOSH administration, the Department of Government Efficiency.
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The Toast Administration.
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Yep. They're they're coming after, useless eaters. Or what what is the phrase for someone who gets a free lunch? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
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According to Yuval Noah Harari.
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Mhmm.
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Yeah.
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So I was trying to find the, good body section, please, send codes. Let's see. Everybody
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Yeah. They only talk about Elon and Doge, but it really is the PayPal administration. It's Musk, Peter Thiel, Joe Lonsdale, David Sachs. They're all there.
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I mean, it it just it just it it stands out because it's like people are, like, in shock and awe over this. It's not like Rand Paul hasn't for the last, like, fifteen fucking years. Every single year came out and listed a bunch of crazy shit the government spends money on and went, why are we spending a million dollars on seeing if manatees will still pump after doing cocaine? Like, why why are we doing that? And this has happened for fourteen years, at least, I that I know of that Rand Paul's been doing it every year. Nobody cares.
And now all of a sudden, because it made it to the mainstream news, everybody cares for a minute, but they don't really care. And they don't wanna understand that, while they're tanking all the slush funds for the Democrats, they aren't tanking their own. Like, their shits all they're doing is consolidating their power. And I understand that everybody that voted for Trump because they wanted to see liberal tears, they're getting exactly what they wanted, but for the rest of us, that consolidation of power never leads to good things. You know, the whole the whole power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. So the closer you creep to that, that's the closer you get. And I don't understand how every, and this is part of why they had the Democrats running things for so long because all you had to do was say say, oh, look. We need to get those Nazis, and they were they were perfectly willing to hand over crazy powers to the executive to the executive branch just to see that happen.
Right. Without ever going, oh, yeah. They're only president for eight years max, then somebody else comes in. And they're gonna abuse those powers.
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Hey. I was thinking about this. I I was trying to figure it out, and it breaks my brain a little bit because we need a strong authoritative force to remove
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barrels that eject guns at high speed or bullets at high speed. A lot of noise during shows. I fight with other dogs because I wanna be a chick. I keep failing at my euphemism for
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shooting guns and violence. Trying to find the most gentle way to ex explain how, a piece of metal can be flowing through the air at a high speed and can pierce flesh and take out a brother.
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And that that does make it cutesy and say pew pew.
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A little pew pew.
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Pew pew.
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Say that again. So so this is where I'm it's where I'm a little bit conflicted in my mind. I'm trying to understand how we can have, powerful authoritarian force who can take away guns from the population to make it safer for everybody, but then those same people with badges can kneel on other people's throats and not even have to use a gun to take a brother out.
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Well, I mean, Fentanyl helped with one of those. But
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Just a little bit. Just a little bit. And for anybody that thinks that was legit, the two dudes started in porn together. That's just what are the fucking odds of that? It's not like they didn't know each other. It's an artistic expression, and they're, you know, they're wishing their
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their their their moral ability to express themselves how they want. And and anyone to judge them is just just very judgmental.
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Oh,
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We don't wanna yuck anyone's yums. Yeah.
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K. Well, there's, somebody presently working on a a solution to that. And
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On Yuckin Yums?
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No. The Yuckin Yums?
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Solution, aren't you? Getting no. No. Of course not. That's not my my job.
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I'm paying no?
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No. This is about, getting, you know, violent instruments of,
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you know So we're talking like life ending like utensils, stabs, babies. Those
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getting those the the boomsticks, the pew pews. Mhmm. Getting those off of the streets, out of the hands of everyone, everyone. And you would think that this idea would be coming from, you know, the the left as it has traditionally. However however
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We're right No.
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Bring in something called the gun violence restraining order. So if someone is civilly committed for and, you know, typically, you can hold them for up to seventy two hours, but people are getting out within twenty four hours, the majority of them. So what we wanna do is let law enforcement come in and take the guns. Good. They're a danger to themselves. Which you can't do right now. Well, they're because without being adjudicated. So because they're a danger to themselves. Them to take guns and not When they are coming. Go through, six months of legal trials and everything. Exactly. But we also have to give the, the mental ill the due process in which they deserve president. So what we're doing is they're going to be able to take the guns when they're taken into custody or into the hospital. And then when they're released within twenty four hours or seventy two hours later, it is twenty four hours. But law enforcement will have seventy two hours to whether they should give those guns back or they can go to a judge
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beautiful voice.
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That that was that was a whole lot of words to say fuck your second amendment.
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Yep.
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That was a lot of words. I'd like to hear more from her. It's kinda Yeah. I know. She's a she's a fucking peach. And she's a fucking peach, and and this is what I'm talking about. All these dumb fuckers, all they wanted was liberal tears and don't care about all the other consequences that are coming with this. Like, you these people don't pay any attention to all the shit Trump sign signing. If this was so fucking if this was so awesome, and as Steve said, gun control comes out of the left, typically. So this should be something that's easily bipartisan then if this is something that the Republicans are gonna take up now. That should easily be bipartisan.
The Democrats should just immediately be like, fuck yeah. We want this. So why are you doing it by executive order? Yeah. Due process these nuts, motherfuckers. You aren't due processing this freaking law.
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Crazy. I mean, it really is. It it's you know? Like And then I remember that the very first person to pass gun control laws in The US was California governor Republican Ronald Reagan. And that was the first time the NRA successfully lobbied for in favor of gun laws because the Black Panthers marched up into a courthouse, and everybody had fucking long guns and fucking rifles. And they were like, oh, we can't do that. We uh-uh.
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Like, that's scary. That's scary. We're calling it forever.
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All leather jacket and leather gloves and the freaking berets and shit. Like, they were like, yeah. We're not gonna have any of that.
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We're Do we have laws against discrimination
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or And the fact is without that, we don't have due process. Like, the the liberal left always likes putting up pictures where they got, colored folks that are getting beat up by by police, and then they got some white guys standing there with guns. And then they're like, you see the difference? Yeah. I see that the one guys are holding guns. And and weirdly enough, tyrants are much less likely to come up and physically assault you when you are holding one of those. It's a weird thing.
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One of the oddest phenomenons in nature.
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Yeah. And it doesn't seem to matter what color you are. If you're holding a pew pew Pew pew. For some reason, people don't feel free to just come assault you. It's it's just it's it's just how that shit works. Like, I was thinking about smacking that dude in his mouth, but now that I see that he's holding a Colt, I feel like I should keep my hands to my goddamn self. Mhmm. Maybe maybe violence isn't the answer.
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Yeah. Yeah. Prayers answer.
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Yes. Right. Yeah. And and the the the the government's very well aware of that, so they want as much of them holding pew pews and you not as possible. And every dumb motherfucker that goes the other direction with it is a useful idiot at best.
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Here here's a leaked message from a private group chat. Ask the question, is the exercise, a yoga position of a plank, a secret Muslim called the prayer action?
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Oh, I mean, it the yoga does come from the land of scammers.
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So this position of it it's almost like a push up, but resting kind of on the forearms. Mhmm. They call this a plank
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position. Yeah. Because you have to be straight. You have to maintain your body
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Sure. In a straight a position as possible. Yeah. Sure. So there there are influencers on the Internet right now convincing people to do planks. Mhmm. And, you know, I wonder if this is kind of a a Trojan horse backdoor way to to get young people into a prayer position. Are these influencers?
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You know what? If there was backdoor action, her butt would have to be sticking up a lot more. I just don't see how you're gonna do it like that. She's all she's all plank, no Pilates. But Yeah. Do do,
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do the influencers Mhmm. Face Mecca? If Right. While they're planking? And are they encouraging do they tell you that you get the most out of your plank if you face, what, east?
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You know, this is this is just a an open question. And Are they supposed to mix six times a day?
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Oh, yeah. Also good point.
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Very good questions. I Are the influencers
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telling them that they need to fast during, plankton?
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Do do you think that there's a a jinn influence and the jinn is sort of, an analog, to demons in the Christian mythology?
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She might add one everywhere.
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Or a genie thing.
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No. I'm fine. I have a iced coffee over here.
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She might have one hidden in her hair. I think maybe if if you if you rub them by These are these are two men. Something will come out and give you a wish. Let's not let's not assume the gender of our athletes. That's that that's a dude and a dude.
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Okay. So, again, have you seen Dune? I have. Kind of a Muslims in space movie? And you know how the women have a a full covering?
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Boy, that's a weird These these
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the images of these two athletes
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are not wearing full covering. This is how you know they are not women. I mean, I could see where you get the Muslims in space thing. I thought they were Jesuits in space. Yeah. Well, that's the Benny Jesuit. Yeah. They're they're the Jesuits. Just because something sounds
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like another word, it doesn't mean they have the same meaning.
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Well, it's also a secret society of fucking occulted people. So, I mean, that are, that are on a religious bent. So, I mean, it's not like it's just the name. We're not we're not fucking, interverse over here
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Playing doctor Seuss shit. Don't know what that means. You gotta you gotta use language. I understand. You're very ableist over there bringing up concepts. Listen. Listen. You recall a smuggling, motherfucker. I got ice for donations.
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They you know what? They they you know what? They they they keep putting me on hold and making me leave messages because you're not brown enough, but I I'm gonna get you with this just because you're fucking smuggling in shit from Switzerland and hiding are those Swiss kids up in there? Is this is is this your payment for the Ricolas? You're, like, taking smuggling in little Swiss kids? They're, like, running around fucking pigtails singing and shit? The didgeridoo isn't gonna puff itself.
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And that's how we do that's how we get a call to prayer over a loudspeaker.
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You think there's a a didgeridoo
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had sex with a vuvuzela, and that's the instrument that is being used to Right. Call the prayer. Yeah. Right.
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You think there's a Muslim movement? I just think there's a lot of soccer fans that are underrepresented. This is my mom. On the porch?
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Yeah. Yeah. You can't see you can't see me, but I I I'm, you know, around to the left there. Sure.
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Christians keep moving. This is a healing neighborhood.
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We don't want you here. Go sing Kumbaya somewhere else. Hang out with the desert hippies.
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So when Christians move into certain neighborhoods pushing out other ethnic groups, How do you feel about that?
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I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
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Which which neighborhoods?
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The ones where the lawns are mowed.
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Oh,
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well They moved they moved into Germania, and now we can't get rid of the cunts. Now they're everywhere.
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Yeah. I'd rather have the nonpracticing Catholic Mexicans move into the neighborhood.
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At least they've seen pizzas and toast.
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Right.
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That that's fun.
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Right. Did you guys get your Trump,
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Bibles shipped out to you? Like, if Jesus was really everywhere, he should occasionally appear in Toast or in your or in your drippy walls. Like, if he's everywhere. Right?
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I mean, I I yeah. Yeah. Sure. Sure. It's a theory. I don't know. I think I haven't received my Trump bible yet. I'm still waiting, to see if I can purchase it with, Melania coin bounces back up.
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Have you tried purchasing a hotel?
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You should get a Gideon bible there. Right.
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Those are the best ones for rolling up joints.
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But do you get a blank pages, though? You don't want that ink on it. You really don't.
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Well, you don't. But, you know, occasionally, you're desperate and you don't got anything else. And then you just gotta pick the verse and then, you know, you you figure it out. Like, you probably don't wanna smoke revelations. That's probably you know, you're not gonna have a a great time.
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Right. Right.
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Well, it's sort of a a strange vision of an apocalyptic future.
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Paul had Paul, he was on Datura, and you just gotta you just gotta know that don't do Datura. Right? You know, it's gonna get you there, but it's not gonna be a good time while you're doing it. Right? Yeah. There's not a couple of people that have tried that. It was always a bad idea. Yeah. There's a few of those, like, Salvia and Datura that just don't you know? There you go. There you go.
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So if you have any loved ones in your life and that you notice them kind of locked into a dark room in front of a computer screen, just yelling. They're probably playing Minecraft. They're probably on a Discord server. Checking on them every so often. Bring them chicken tenders.
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Why is that rabbinical fellow wearing kung fu pajamas?
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I don't understand the Minecraft culture. Because everyone was kung fu fighting.
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Okay. Okay. What? Is he carrying, like, an upside down menorah?
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I think it's, I think it's Mario's mustache
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or Wario's maybe. That's Kilroy's nose.
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Kilroy was here?
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How do you get green eyes? That's some bullshit.
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I think it's the devil's cabbage
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that he's been harvesting. You know what? That's probably from the spice. Mhmm. And they got it wrong in the in the movies. It actually. Yeah. And he's got a golden pickaxe? That that would make sense. Yep. That's that's in character. Should be able to get a lot of mining done with a golden pickaxe.
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Some fractional reserve mining. I mean, if it's, like, four years there. Right? Right?
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I've reserved this section of the mine for myself.
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Oh, fuck. Did he just drop in from a from a fucking one of their Jew halls in New York?
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Right. Some of the most popular content on YouTube has been these Minecraft Let's Play streams and videos. Do
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you remember, PewDiePie? I remember PewDiePie.
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PewDiePie recently has discussed using alternative operating systems, and I don't know if I should be applauding that or fearful of that. Because as soon as young people learn that there's more technology options, they learn to code, and then they begin to question narratives of genocide and, people population reduction and towers that were It's his business. Influenced by jet fuel.
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You know what it might be? It might be his golden finger. The old cut and suck yeah. Yeah. That's the Jewish vampire right there. They just like to suck the penis blood. Could just be a German pretzel, and that's
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a mustard.
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No. It might be the dewy pointy finger because they can't touch their holy scrolls. They gotta use their their sacred nose picky finger that's it will not even
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For, like, a Shabbat thing?
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Yeah. They they can't touch those scrolls, so they got a little golden pointy finger, and it literally is in the shape. It looks like a little monopoly hand or something, and it's attached to a thing that stick, and then they have to touch the things with a little
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I I don't think there's a calendar system within Minecraft, but I think that's a mod so you can modify the game code to include Sabbaths on the Minecraft server.
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Okay.
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And then at that point, if you've programmed your red bricks, there's a way to to do automation and build computers in the Minecraft. It's a brilliant game for brilliant brilliant people. So that they could modify the code on the on the server so that when the the Sabbath happens You know what? There's a date.
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There's a date. Well, hello.
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Bellen.
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Yeah.
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Put it Bellen. Said. Yeah.
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Because wow. That was I was having to work that chew on that in my brain.
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Smeared.
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A good would be is our video games feminizing boys.
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Or our video games masculinizing women. I mean, the way you the way you frame it
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good little drone operators out of men and women or boys and girls.
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Because the the the you look at these boys don't do manly stuff anymore. They play video games. Anytime that they're gonna do
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Over 50% of the population is female, a woman. And if she's a woman, I believe her. And if she wants to play video games right on. Join my Minecraft server, sister.
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Yeah. Go ahead. That's Minecraft server?
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We don't want you working.
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We have a Minecraft server? Did you not update your Discord?
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No. I lost my phone with the Discords on it. I don't know where to put it. I couldn't help it, dude. It was involuntary.
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I've been so good the entire time. Made it almost an hour of this shit.
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Boys and their toys. So the other topic I wanted to bring up is this, idea that, we've talked about the traditional Catholic wife, the the tradgath movement, the, the women wearing sundresses, barefoot in the kitchen making sandwiches.
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I wouldn't be barefoot in my kitchen. It's lots of animals walking around in here. Mhmm. Seems silly. And my wife can't get pregnant anymore, but we try like hell. I promise. She just Maybe. I'm beginning to lose faith. Uh-huh. Like like, like, for, like, years and years now, I've just been trying like hell, and I feel like I'm fertile.
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If it helps, just imagine wearing thongs. It's that sort of footwear where there's it goes between the big toe and the other toe, kind of a a footwear.
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Not not what I thought of when you said imagine wearing thongs. Just
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It's like a be kind of a beach sandal.
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Right. Yeah. No. I'm I'm I'm aware. My my girl is Mexican. Everything's a chunk of
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Again, this is this is a hypothetical Agreed, Dale. Just just role play with me for a moment, and I wanna put out this argument that the so called traditional wife, the trad Cath wife of a of a Christian man is, in other words, a a form of a sex worker, and she is essentially a prostitute for her Christian husband and just, just a sex object for him. So I think that's kinda disgusting that a man would wanna marry a woman just to for sexual purposes.
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Well, I don't think that's the the only purpose by any stretch of the imagination. I mean, somebody's gotta cook and
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do dishes and Make the sandwiches.
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Right. Yeah. Laundry. Yeah. I mean, let's let's not cheapen let's not cheapen the experience.
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Like, sex is, like, what, like, three minutes? You know? So
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she gives up her education and her career to serve a man?
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But then serving or Wednesday a
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a good wife and probably, hopefully, mother. You know what I mean? Like, it's you know?
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So now you're The whole thing is what they've done is cheapen that role. Yeah. And understand that there is no more important role than the person that's shaping my the generations that are coming behind me, the fruit of everything that I've done. And there's not any more important of a role than forming those people and forming those minds and making, society better because of it. That and on top of that, Christy runs my home. Like, there that's this this the home is basically hers. I run everything outside. And I go outside and I fight the world. And when I watch and when I want, and when I want peace, I go back into my home where she's made a safe space, and that's that's very important.
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And the world Christy.
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Just like Beyonce says.
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Well, she runs the house anyways. Okay.
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But you don't reduce her to a a a person with a womb?
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No. That that would just absolutely be insane, number one. I mean, after you're, like, 22, give or take, you know, you start them hormones start kinda Kind of kind of ageist. Metering off and and, you know, it's not like when you're 15 and the wind blows and you're like, hey.
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Again, with the numbers. Again, with the numbers, please.
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It's you you you get you get a little bit older. You start finding that you you definitely need to start having more to life. I mean, there are definitely people that still get caught in their root. And, we're losing all of me losing this. We're losing dyslexic. We are doing real great throughout life.
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We're losing dyslexic supporters every time you bring up numbers and ages.
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I did not know we had too many dyslexic supporters. Do they have gonorrhea?
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The the number 17, all audio, NPR affiliated podcast in the dyslexia community, Ben. I thought we discussed this at the last podcast.
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You know what? I was I was taking a dab, and you guys talk the whole fucking time. And I tried telling you I can't hear when I'm taking a dab, but you guys should keep talking.
[00:58:26] Unknown:
That's you know, there's a option on your computer. There's a disability assistance where, you know, Siri will just talk for you or or convert all the the the voice to text so you can have Siri read them back to you later. Just out of slow motion. You might confine me because I don't know how to read? No. I'm I'm saying you had a lot on your plate at this time. So you were,
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chronologically again.
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Chronologically challenged. I know you have you're not, you're not a multitasker. You can only do one task at a time. Then that's that's you know, being spicy and neurodivergent and, you know, that's a superpower.
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So an asshole.
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Right. And, you know, the good news is by September, we're gonna solve, autism. Do we have updates on that? What about gonorrhea? The initiative to solve, autism.
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I ain't trying to sleep with nobody with autism.
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I think it's just gonna, it's just gonna broaden people's choices. If they wanna have autism or not have autism, they can just check it out. I'm just saying,
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are you trying to access people with autism?
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Well, I mean, there's a couple of industries that definitely are.
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Mhmm.
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Like, you know you can't catch it. Right? It's not like gonorrhea. Like, isn't that more important to do? Worried
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about gonorrhea, Ben?
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Because Marcus has people hiding in his attic, and that's the kind of place where those kind of things brew. Sure. I've I've heard this argument before where people are are are claiming that somehow autism
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is, an epidemic, a pandemic, or it's contagious, and that somehow it's a performative thing where people on TikTok just, mirror mannerism of autistic people. Who's to say?
[01:00:31] Unknown:
So okay. Okay. There has been autistic behavior really? There has been a thing over the last several years where people self diagnose as autistic or Asperger's or something like that because it puts them in, other than run of the mill, boring ass cracker column. And the more, you know, clinically different you can be, the the better for some of these idiots. So they've all classified themselves.
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Did you just go check on the attic people? Did I what? Microaggression? Did you just go check on the attic people?
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Oh, yeah. Did you go check on the attic people? We have a have a have a Ring doorbell. Okay. On it. Okay.
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Just to make sure that it's,
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Was one of them acting autistic? Like, Steve Steve talking about autism and the rise of, people pretending to be autism, and then they got triggered because they're actually autistic, and they're like, we're not faking, Steve.
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Autism is a spectrum, and that means due due there being a spectrum that there is the most autistic person, and we haven't found them yet. So the search is on for the most autistic person on the Internet. Is that gonna be the next reality show?
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Dude, is this similar to, like, in the in the nineties when all the white kids decided they wanted to be black and then we call them all wiggers?
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Who? The most autistic. Like Howie Mandel host it with Tim Dillon.
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That is who would host it. A %. Literally, as you were saying it, that's who I was picturing is what's fucked up. When you said Howie Mandel, I'm like, how the fuck did Steve look like?
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You know, we're still planning our celebration of neurodiversity,
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and I don't know if it's that movie Divergent. Is that what this is? So you're like you're like both you you like to be a furry and also play with
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I love that you keep bringing up great literature for young adults. I I saw those movies one time. Just, just a reminder to be mindful to the the young adults who, choose not to read
[01:03:03] Unknown:
And I didn't read that. Access don't have access to I'm not foolish enough to read books with fucking emo kids again. You know what? When I was in prison, some asshole handed me the Twilight series, and then I got into, like, four fights with emo kids after that because I was so angry. Okay. So they might have been
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my fucking roommate. He said something too close to the dumb em emo shit in that book, and it pissed me off too much. And I punched him and said shut up. I have I have information to add to that. You know, that's your lived experience. That's great. I don't wanna color this or or or add memories that don't exist in your mind, but maybe there were other kin. Maybe maybe they had a little Repeat that. Maybe they're what?
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Other kin. What what is an otherkin?
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They might recognize their, werewolf
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qualities inside of them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the the
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Sometimes they'll have, an animal fur tail, applied to their I don't know what's the medical term, erectum or anus, where they just put the plug in there, and they have a tail.
[01:04:19] Unknown:
Yeah. No. I couldn't even get through that series. Like, I'm one of the only ones like, if I start reading a book, I'm probably gonna read all of it just no matter how bad it is, and I could not do that with that. Those were I they made me angry. Sure. And I believe that they were sticking things in their own butts.
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I do. I do. That is that is on the, the docket here to question sort of, like, how soon do we let young people know about the opportunities of, the they just it's called a butt plug, and it just puckers right up inside, and it just
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When you have to unpacker?
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Well, the the question I'm asking is at at what age, you know, should the mother or father provide the, tool to their to young curious other kin?
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35.
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You know, I mean, it might not even be a parent. It might just be a trusted teacher at a public school.
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Those blood like tails must be a bitch to clean. The conversation
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might happen on Snapchat. So it just, you know, disappears. There's no record of it. It's private. It's confidential.
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Sorry.
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Like, you'd probably need an autoclave for one of those. You know?
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That that was one of the And the dry cleaning. Webex too. I don't think we got to that. The, sort of a zero tolerance policy for for teachers who contact students through Snapchat.
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Oh, for sure. In fact, I would state that there's prob most schools should most likely have a zero tolerance policy for any interaction on social media with any, kids in any way, shape, or form that they might be teaching or any other form.
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So any enrolled student in the in the district should not be, under any circumstances, communicating with these messaging apps where the the, image self destructs and the chat disappears.
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Is that what happened with Snapchats?
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Well, that's that's the reason why people use it to to send fleshy images to each other. Artistically captured
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What if I want what if this image was hot? Why would I want it to destroy?
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Oh, you can take a screenshot.
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So then what's the point to the destroying?
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It's so it's not not on the teacher's phone.
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Yeah.
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And the picture of the ass on somebody else's phone is?
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If somebody were to go through the Snapchat afterwards,
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it it would it wouldn't appear. And This is where we talk about trust and consent and power dynamics. Some individuals find that their power over young boys who happen to be their students, they find that power differential to be exhilarating and exciting. It might be a kink or a fetish that they have, and this is a private thing. It's it's okay.
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I I would think so let's explore that, what you're saying. Is there I I understand that that's the first thing people are gonna immediately jump to is that there's a power differential. But in order for that to really be the case, then you would that the person that's in the upper hand has the upper hand Mhmm. Would need to maintain that upper hand. That's that's how you enjoy that power differential. And it seems like in a lot of these situations that that's not the case.
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So how would you spice up,
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this this story? How would you spice it up? Well, I'm not saying spices up the story, but I'm just saying that that seems to me like just an easy out with the power differential thing. Like, oh, yeah. She was in a position of power, and she took advantage. Well, I mean, while that's true, I don't know that that was the driving factor because in order for you to to be using that as your driving factor, I one would have to assume that you would wanna maintain that position of power over the other person. And it seems like in a lot of these instances, they end up giving the the child power over them, which seems to be an entirely different, driver in my opinion.
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I just wanna recognize that different students with different learning abilities, learn differently. They have different learning styles. Some need a more hands on approach. So using Snapchat to plan a rendezvous for a one on one tutoring session in the sexual education, Venetian arts, maybe, is a a good way to prevent in seldom from taking over. You're saying have to have a teaching job? Well, there's this pipeline idea that, you know, if the sexual expression doesn't happen early and often, that these these men become bitter and, cuckolded and, incel, they they involuntarily
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are unable to engage in sexual congress as often as they'd like. Right. So when they get to that point, what you should probably do is turn them into Unix. I mean, I don't think we're having it go create and and read, you know, these these guys are not the the top of the line people that you want to move around. Maybe if maybe if the girls have been rejecting you your whole life, it's a good reason, and you should just get rid of those things and then, you know, you'd be a eunuch. I forgot.
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Ben was an advocate of eunigenics.
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Yeah. Yeah. So What happened to first name?
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You guys are getting a little bit ahead of myself here. I'm trying to take notes and learn. So u n I x, that's like a computer term? Unix?
[01:10:39] Unknown:
Yeah. It's like a GNU plus Linux and I It it it it's it's it's the new it's for video gamers. Alternative
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operating system lifestyles.
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They already have one joystick. They don't need to play with two. So
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so it is important to have a women owned Minecraft server?
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You still haven't answered whether you have a Minecraft server. Yes. I updated my Discord, but I I I I'm now curious. Because I don't know recently that you have hostages in your attic, and my my my Mojang account
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is somewhere in Gonorrhea stricken hostages
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even. So this this guy named Notch made this beautiful game in Java where it's like I like how he slides right over that part.
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How did they get the gonorrhea, Marcus?
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Through Snapchat rendezvous. They were sexting. Things got hot. They had to meet up.
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I was told that you needed transfer of fluid. My mom told me.
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Like a blood oath, like, swamp and spit? Sounds like witchcraft. Sounds very liberating and empowering. That's what we're gonna change our name to, the liberating, empowering dudes. Can a boy be a witch, or is he not allowed in the coven?
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Now in actual Wicca, boys are allowed, but they're basically, altar boy slave. Wicca and and it's a guy who set that up. Mhmm. So this guy, if you ever hand your book, honey. If you ever happen to check check it out, I mean, everything about this is all saturated and everything else. Yeah. And it's just some dude that's willing to debase himself in order to let fucking crazy bitches fucking touch his dick. Oh, my wife's got the original Bible from it Yeah. Somewhere. It's the very first one handwritten by the by the guy who invented it.
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How it's how you get your, kundalini fondles.
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Yeah. Yeah. When you're out sunning when you're out sunning your fucking gooch So the dragon, of course. Gets fondled.
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Yeah. That's it. We you have to sun your gooch. You have to.
[01:13:38] Unknown:
I I don't wanna bring up a Aegis question, but it's important to the timeline of established history. When did your kundalini first rise?
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Oh, yeah. This is one. You wouldn't expect your you wouldn't expect your kundalini to rise off your gooch if you never sun it.
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Right. No. It's true.
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Yeah. Like like, this is all the kind of shit in this book. Like, literally, everything is all freaking sex pictures, and and it's all gross people. Right? Oh, awesome.
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And when your when your kundalini rose, was it voluntary or involuntary?
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Well, you know, after seeing shit like this, it wasn't my kundalini that rose, and it wasn't voluntary. Bile. It was my bile, and that was trying to eject itself out of my mouth. Is your rose above that pucker?
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Exit only. Yeah.
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Like, literally everything, and everything's about debasing themselves to women, and dudes are just glorified altar boys. This is the the Whitley style. Bible.
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It's also black. Yeah. Leather bone grimoire.
[01:14:52] Unknown:
No. There's no leather on this. It was only $26.
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So you got the, cheap paperback version?
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Yeah. First, you were just trying to get through it because the lady was supposed to pass her on to, a You need a oriented type thing.
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You need a dice edition that goes on the podium?
[01:15:17] Unknown:
No. You got this at or no. Maybe not this. You got something at Ace Hardware, though.
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Bound in human skin. Vellum or something. You know, they've they've spilled the occult secrets. They've released them to the masses, and now everybody knows about sex magic. And they won't shut up about it, and it's kind of annoying.
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All is it reminding me most of them are just going to, Jared Leto's fuck island.
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He's got one of those now? Oh, yeah.
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No. Not look out. I mean, he does need a property.
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But I mean, if you I guess if you're gonna have an island, that's what else would you make it? You know? I mean
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Right.
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I don't really like the term celebrity sex cult. I think it assumes too much.
[01:16:18] Unknown:
I don't know, dude. Have you seen Jared Leto's fucking sex cult?
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I see the thirty second tomorrow sky. Is he the he's the Morpheus guy right here. Wait. He was in that movie that, Aronofsky movie with, Jennifer Connelly with right? Sure. They have a double ended, ding dong dipstick.
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Yeah. It is thirty seconds to Mars. You're right about that. Yeah. I mean, this is this is lengthy, but but we'll we'll hit a couple of the high points. I don't Your letterbox review? Yeah.
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That's who I thought it was. This guy does this guy totally looks like a cult leader. Why is my phone doing this? It's never done this before. Watch this. Why is it doing this? Is Jared Leto running his own cult, or is it just a glorified expensive adult summer camp? Mars Island 2, a beautiful private island in Croatia. Wear white robes and listen to him preach about God knows what. They were promised concerts that turned out to be preaching sessions. Do you have an echelon? What is the deal with that? The very core following,
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that we have. That Andrew Wilson is a cult. They both wear black hat.
[01:17:41] Unknown:
Soon. Hollywood is weird, and it's Oh, wow. Getting weirder, especially with people like Jared Leto is cultivating their own cult. Now Jared Leto is a 52 year old actor, singer, songwriter, and actor. In addition to his acting career, he's also been a part of a band, thirty seconds to Mars. So he's been in the game for a long time, which makes me question why with all of these career aspirations is he trying to, like, create a cult. I mean, there was this three day retreat that he led on a private island where he was dressed in all white and encouraged attendees to get matching
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See? He's he's got horror island out there.
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They're sitting on pincushions? Maybe. Okay.
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I don't know.
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I think he just wants to modified Roombas.
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So buttons on it. Literally, every single person is a girl.
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Every single one. That's that's a lot of gender assumption happening in one image here. That that is true. That is true. Our eyes can just Here's the clip.
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Okay. So I see one other dude. I see people of color. Well, I mean, the if you're gonna have a harem, might as well be diverse. Right? Right.
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Right. What's the point to having a harem if you I mean, literally, that's that's like, diversity is the entire, like,
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motivating factor to a harem, I think. You zoom in on the feet. Alive, that whole thing? Can you can you enhance, enhance, enhance on the foot there? Not really. He's wearing a thong. He is. Yeah. A thong. He's wearing a thong. It's happening. The thong. The thong. The
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thong. Them explaining what to expect on Mars Island. We've been working really, really hard on Mars Island. Beautiful cars out in Croatia. I think it's gonna be a big time that we can all enjoy after quarantine. It feels a little bit more than an island right now, but we're excited about it. Looking forward to taking a dip in the sea. Barsports, beautiful sunsets. I've been known to, like a good sunset tattoos. That sandwich. No. Not that sandwich. We have meditation. We have yoga. We have arts and crafts. Oh, and did I mention the people performing? Now, honestly, it probably sounds like a Why does the dude doing the video also look fucking like crazy?
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Survived bullet event at an education facility? Is that who this is? I have face blindness. They all look the same to me.
[01:20:19] Unknown:
That's Apparently, I do because I didn't catch that. So I I I wrote the word weird. Thank you looking little dudes are all the same to me. They all just get put in one box and just
[01:20:32] Unknown:
I wrote the word Mars down, and then I connected it to war. I think that's the sign of Aries. I think that's a spring sign. If we could get the zodiac and get the full birth chart together, we could probably get some answers.
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And, of course, the islands in Croatia, they won't let you have sex islands in America.
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Right. Right. They frown on that. They frown on that. Yeah. Creation sex island.
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Sounds like, Eurovision
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song. Why does he keep that? You know what? You gotta keep that shit at the ditty parties or in the Jew tunnels. Anywhere else, you can't
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was he the dude from Lord of War that got all coked out on the fucking, like, kilo of coke and made, like, the whole thing of l fucking or something? Like, he he looks like a cult leader. Straight up. That dude looks like a cult leader.
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What does a cult leader look like? I mean, are you just making a Alan? A good statement? Yeah.
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Alright.
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I mean, that's kind of a stretch, but, k, I won't won't
[01:21:35] Unknown:
debate you on that. You might a little bit also with your oversized mustache compared to the mustache to beard ratio has has has completely shifted, and I thought you might have still started a cult when that happened. There's a severe lack of walrus representation
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in the world today. And I my my goal is to to tackle that topic head on.
[01:22:03] Unknown:
Nobody does care about the walrus as their lives matter.
[01:22:07] Unknown:
Yep. Probably an endangered species.
[01:22:12] Unknown:
Yeah. The ratio you know, is this, is this because you've bought got people in your attic?
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It's kind of a crawl space. Is that why you asked if we could hear stuff before we went live? We're blaming it on, like, loud vehicles, and it's just you didn't want us to
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Confidential.
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Hear your STD riddled Not live. Autistic attic slaves.
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So it's like a Airbnb thing where I, you know, rent out an attic. You know, there's not good resale value on those if you give them all STDs, Marcus. Stop looking on Zillow, please.
[01:22:55] Unknown:
Stop. Marcus is renting out the Anne Frank experience. The value
[01:23:00] Unknown:
the value of my estate is none of your business. None of your damn business. Stop. For 475 a night, I can lock you in my attic. Well, again, I I I told you privately the issue of the five g tower that was gonna go up next to a sidewalk. Very This is your answer. Yeah. The five g tower lowers property values. Okay. This is good. Yeah. I'm not ashamed of one of those. Implementation.
[01:23:33] Unknown:
That that's smart. Diversity. This is why you may wanna talk about diversifying.
[01:23:38] Unknown:
Not as I'm not ashamed of my diversified portfolio.
[01:23:42] Unknown:
That's smart. That's smart.
[01:23:45] Unknown:
Diversify your boss.
[01:23:48] Unknown:
Mhmm. Bong bong. That's why I try to accept, Patreon, Snapchat as a feature to receive value back.
[01:24:00] Unknown:
No shit.
[01:24:03] Unknown:
Yeah. PayPal, Zelle, Cash App. You know, these are ways to provide value for people you appreciate in your life. I can't believe PayPal is still a thing even. You know, it's it's you know, I mean, people try to reduce it to simping. I just think it's a form of financial domination. And if you are a pay pig, I wanna hear you squeal.
[01:24:37] Unknown:
That's hilarious. That's why you almost got through without laughing too.
[01:24:46] Unknown:
I was thinking of, non kosher pork chops and, what my Jewish friends would say about that. They would say, like It is with its pocket hand. Rubber band stacked to the ceiling. It's okay. Get that money, honey. Here you go, girl. Empowerment. Financial empowerment.
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Right.
[01:25:18] Unknown:
Yeah. Now you super chested. Everybody. You were being a sex slave for your husband for your money, and that guy cared about you and loved you and was willing to take care of you for life. But now you get to be his whore for just a few for a bunch of people for a little while. Hope you're good at be nice.
[01:25:37] Unknown:
Hope you're good at investing. I don't acknowledge anyone in chat without a $50 or higher super channel.
[01:25:47] Unknown:
Never mind. We can't never mind. We don't have super chance to or not.
[01:25:53] Unknown:
Bunch of broadcast soft r's in chat tonight.
[01:26:02] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. They really do run their shows like that too. Yes.
[01:26:08] Unknown:
Oh, straight up fucking flow state or, powdered dusty. He was like, this morning, he was like, we're gonna shut down if we don't get a donation. They kept just getting donations. I went to bed, and I get up and them fuckers are still going. Like, we're gonna shut down in ten minutes. We don't get a donation. Like, praise.
[01:26:36] Unknown:
Sometimes I just have to, mute my camera and microphone to crawl into my safe space and relax in the fetal position for a little while. By safe space, he means attic space. Just, you know, being a a high sensitivity person at HSP. Yeah. I'm just I have more sensitivities than you do.
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Okay. I can understand that. Yeah. No. That tracks. It's my superpower. This method that I have makes me stronger than you. I've been told I'm not particularly sensitive.
[01:27:17] Unknown:
Right. No. I appreciate it. I you know, we've gotten complaints in the past about, yeah, loud noises, verbal violence directed at four legged furry friends. We acknowledge those anonymous complaints, and we will rectify the situation. Now if we have, reparations prepared for those, eardrums that were negatively, unconsensually affected.
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I thought you were gonna go with kitty reparations.
[01:27:54] Unknown:
Kit cat juggling. Is Christy cat juggling behind me? Hi, Sarah. I don't think she's cat juggling. Are you telling me the cats are juggling moms.
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Is this the red pill red pill spinning spinning plates where you're having sex with multiple women in the same weekend?
[01:28:21] Unknown:
No. I don't do that. But you know I can't just have sex with the same woman every weekend all the time.
[01:28:30] Unknown:
That's what that's what I just Sounds sounds very monogamous of you. It is. I mean, that's your choice. And then and you'll live with the consequences of it.
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I know. I don't have an attic full of gonorrhea ridden fucking people.
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They've been tested.
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Now you've gotta treat them.
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So there's this, it's kind of a I wouldn't say it's an Internet meme thing. It's just this idea that we have we have this a womb bearing person. She's a person with a vagina. I can say that.
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And
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What is that? The well, no. It's it's it's, she was born with it. And the idea is if we can arrange, a cattle drive, a herd of men, just line them up. They've all been tested. They've they've all got the the rubber ready, and they wanna just hit it and quit it as as quickly as possible. Just, you know, one pump in in and out and then get to the next guy, and we can get as many men
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to It's not about the dude that the the Pornhub girl that tried to sleep with, like, a thousand dudes or something like that. I'm saying we could do
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double that. We we have better logistics. Yep. Yep. We have a require a lot of fluffers. A large language model has, you know, done the hard math, and we've we've solved the consciousness problem. Are you trying to get a thousand people into your attic? I'm saying, maybe a gang bang. Are you gonna listen to Barenaked Ladies while this is happening? We're gonna livestream it, and then this is how we, you know, we reach, financial independence
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many times over this way. Oh, is this the exit strategy?
[01:30:36] Unknown:
This is the entrance and exit strategy. You host an
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an an addict gangbang?
[01:30:42] Unknown:
Well, with gonorrhea rid along. We are removing the stigma of insult them from a long line of men and also empowering a woman, sex goddess as they work with her and elevate her.
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That's how you make your money. You charge the incels and charge
[01:31:05] Unknown:
Sure. The people watching the stream. The the other the other method here and let me let me I forgot what we're gonna talk about this. I don't have it quite ready. Let's find it. I have this on. What? So gambling is really popular right now? Mhmm. And, you know, there are no new ideas, but this is a pretty good one. This is Los Angeles news gambling event, the live sperm racing. Alright.
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Alright.
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So they've already raised 1,500,000.0 to stage the event at the Hollywood Palladium this month, April. Might have already occurred. The idea is sperm racing. Mhmm. So you understand how a race this is not
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a not a skin color thing. This is, Is this the quickest line. Shoot or distance or okay.
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Finish line. So crossing the finish line first.
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What the fucking fuck?
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I should have warned you. This is this is the sensitive topic of the male ejaculation and betting on what stud will win the race. Kind of a April
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something '20 so this just fucking happened. This is, like, recent.
[01:32:40] Unknown:
Yes. This is what, entrepreneurial teenagers are doing today. Yep. So they have the microscope set up. They have the camera ready, and it's kind of a kind of a long fallopian tube that they're racing down. And the, sperm to reach the egg first wins, and we can bet on this.
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Okay.
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So you can make all the assumptions you want about the, young men who are providing their,
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chicken jockey. What are they doing with the egg after the sperm reaches it? Choking the chickens?
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They just But I thought that was before.
[01:33:26] Unknown:
Yeah. Okay. This is why sex education is so important. Start at the beginning. Okay. You said something about fluffer. What is the role of the fluffer?
[01:33:37] Unknown:
The fluffer is the person who gets the male actor properly prepared. So that way, he's not going in there looking, you know, fucking, pushing rope. Pushing. Pushing rope.
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Okay. Standing ankle deep in a cold lake.
[01:33:59] Unknown:
Yeah. You know, when you go in there, you wanna be you want you wanna you wanna bring the hammer of the gods with you. You don't wanna you don't wanna go in there with the with the, you know, like Yeah. At full attention.
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Okay. So we have two healthy young university students on a racetrack. It's eight inches long. That's, 20 centimeters. Sorry. Again, about the numbers and the math.
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We'll, we'll have some These aren't cross country races.
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It's a very short distance, but it's kind of a macro level. So, like, the microcosm, the macrocosm, it's maybe a hermetic magic sex ritual thing that they're doing here. They they do look all Asian. That's kind of a J pop ish vibe. That's kind of a popular thing. If we get the Korean
[01:34:45] Unknown:
pop look, You know, people like that. Well, not the point on the right. He's not Asian.
[01:34:51] Unknown:
Wait. Okay. Which one's the right? Left I get those confused. The color blonde fella. So what I do is I I put my hands out like this and kinda make an l shape with both my hands. And the one that is the l shape, that's the left side. So that's how I remember. Time. But sometimes, you know, like, I'm a theater kid, so, like, stage left or stage right. It depends on am I on the stage looking out of the auditorium, or am I in the auditorium? I I was in the army. You got you got smoke if you didn't turn left. You just go this way. Left, this way. Right, this way. That's So so being directionally challenged I mean, not everybody is ambidextrous like you.
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Back in the civil war, supposedly, that was a problem. And they so they took guys, and in order to teach them some semblance of, movement together, they put hay on one of their feet and straw on one of their feet, and they they would do a hayfoot and straw foot rather than I don't believe in the civil war narrative. It's sort of a patriarchal
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war story, and I don't like that mythology. I don't want my America to be founded on violence.
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Are we against the patriarchy this week? Mhmm. Why does that sperm in his hand look so blue?
[01:36:09] Unknown:
What the fuck have they been doing? That blue with the mask in color. It's traditionally,
[01:36:13] Unknown:
a masculine color. Why are their hands so pink? Jesus. I don't have all the hands curves. I don't have all the You've got jacked the skin right off your hands? Like, what have you been jacking off with silly Do we need LUBERDERM
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or Jurgens, Jurg and lotion? Do we need a lotion sponsor for the event? And why are all their faces so red? Dove, maybe. Dove soap. I think they put lotion in there. There's body washes.
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She wants to turn health into competition. Yes.
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Yeah. Fertility rights.
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What kind of a moron would be surprised at the fact that sperm is a biomarker? Mhmm. And then the healthier you are, the faster swimmers you got.
[01:37:03] Unknown:
Right. So there is kind of smoke cocaine right before Robin went out for the race.
[01:37:09] Unknown:
Right. I think we're trying to combat, a fake news story about how getting a life saving injection, subdermal under the skin, prevents the spread of killing grandma disease?
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Gonorrhea?
[01:37:32] Unknown:
Just because it killed your grandma doesn't mean it kills everybody's been.
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Coronavirus?
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My grandma was a taste woman, Steve.
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So and here's here's the real issue, though, getting back to the news story. If you have to perform in front of a audience of 4,000 spectators,
[01:37:57] Unknown:
Do I imagine the performance anxiety. Spectators. Right? They're just bringing in, like, the sample. Right? You aren't checking off in front of everybody, are you? So there's a class of people,
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exhibitionists. They might they might have improved performance due to,
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the spectators. Whereas other people Right. Like, do you have to rub one out? Is that the beginning of the race? Like, are you in person? Show or debate. Makes sense.
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Right.
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So I can can you can rub one out the fastest and then see if their swimmers get going?
[01:38:33] Unknown:
Okay. So, like, a trigger warning here, we're gonna talk about the the size of calibers, barrels and cannons, girth, width, length, this type of thing. All bodies are beautiful. So when you're placing your bets man. When you're placing your bets, you gotta go with your heart, your intuition. Swimmers are winners.
[01:39:11] Unknown:
Well, also, I mean, in a real race, if your swimmers are starting out with a couple inches ahead of ahead of the pace, you know, distinct advantage. Distinct advantage.
[01:39:25] Unknown:
So the event might look like a Jay z performance. There might be flashing light. Holy fuck. That's the fucking that's the venue with the people? This is the theater, but this this is Jay z performing in it. No. It's gonna be chicken jockeys, jerking, or
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Chicken.
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Chicken.
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There's that many people wanting to show up to this? It's kinda like a pulled pork barbecue. I knew it was all gone downhill after slap fighting.
[01:40:01] Unknown:
Mhmm. Slappers only. That's a reference to the n '60 '4 game, double o seven Goldeneye, where you choose to not use bullet emitting, apparaticides. What's the plural of apparatus? Appar Apparati.
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Apparatus.
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You know, I know we got some grammar Nazis in chat, but none of them have paid a hundred dollar super chat to correct our errors. So we are Yeah. Where's the hundred dollar super chats?
[01:40:40] Unknown:
We were used to to continue talking or doing anything without Yes. A hundred dollar super chats. Which we can't
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Mhmm.
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The great race of the spike protein. Oops. I wasn't supposed to read that. You owe us a hundred dollars, Sarah.
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So on, what's what's the
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super chat it to us. Yeah. Do I do I do I do I do I do I do super chat it? What's the euphemism for
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roxinate and racination?
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For what? Accinate
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vaccination. How do you how do you do the pig Latin for vaccine?
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Oh, well, what about, I don't know. Shot. The fucking Jab,
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lollipop,
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the faucher The faucher.
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Wouldn't it be, vaccination bay?
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Ax vaccination bay.
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Ab jay.
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Vaccination bay. That's that's too much, like, taxation, and taxation is theft, and that's very triggering to a lot of people. I know there's one there was one instance on a Tuesday night where Steve unconsentingly played, a police, a video of a man standing his ground talking to a pig in blue, and that was very triggering to some of our viewers. So we won't do that again without fair warning.
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We thought we had a nice little intro to it.
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Only full four minutes for people to bail if they wanted to. Sure. Not everyone not everyone listens to our stream is sound on.
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That's that's it's actually realistic.
[01:42:38] Unknown:
Yep. A lot of people just show up to chat gratis without paying any money to, put their text on our wall. It's like pay $800. Pay piggies. Free users. Buy some tokens. Tip your models.
[01:43:05] Unknown:
Do we even have a a a coin a computer coin of our own to for them to buy so we can pull the rug out from under them? That was Steve's department.
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What was my department? I was just being offered cheesecake.
[01:43:23] Unknown:
Yeah. I know. I saw that. That's why we were talking shit. I think we're talking about Brazilian
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landing strips. Is that the topic now? I think they're great.
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Landing strips?
[01:43:38] Unknown:
You know, if if a if a human looks like a dolphin, it's a little bit weird. Yeah. No. No. That's that's very creepy. That's very creepy. So it's like,
[01:43:46] Unknown:
you know, the there's gotta be a medium between dolphin and Wookie. Okay. Right.
[01:43:53] Unknown:
The, the other topic was, a booty lift, butt lift. I don't know if they put lipids under the cluteus maximus to embiggen the outline of the thong in the club.
[01:44:13] Unknown:
You're talking about, like, a BBL?
[01:44:15] Unknown:
Boots in the fur fur looking at her. That situation?
[01:44:20] Unknown:
Right. Mhmm. You know, it's a song about a midget. Right?
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Heightism, please.
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The boots with the first song is about a midget? Yep. That's hilarious.
[01:44:35] Unknown:
Yep. Okay. I've held off long enough.
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I didn't jinx it. I've You don't have no at the first?
[01:44:44] Unknown:
No. I don't. It's not about you. Midget. I've reorchestrated
[01:44:47] Unknown:
the intro music. About a midget.
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You know that song Pony?
[01:44:53] Unknown:
No. I think so.
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Okay.
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Drop a couple bars.
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Something like that. Christina's pony.
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That was that was terrible. Ride it, My pony?
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Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. It's a staple in black culture. You wouldn't understand.
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Hold on. Is it that hold on. Is that is it that jump on it song? Yes. Yes.
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So I've I've I've integrated that because, there's that line dog pay dog face pony soldier Mhmm. By our the greatest living man on earth today, leader of the of the, free world on the right side of history.
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Kanye West?
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That's not a wrong answer.
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What's my wife's name? I don't know anything of another man. How did I know?
[01:45:58] Unknown:
Or how did you know?
[01:46:03] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. But I, you know, I haven't gotten the clearance for the sample yet, so I don't know if that's gonna be like, your YouTube channel is taken away from you because you're exposing people to music. So I haven't cleared it. But,
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the last time we got it away is because we were exposing people to bonus holes.
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That is that is, history. Yeah. That is a history we share together. Do you have that can we bring that web page up again for old time's sake? Do you have a bookmark?
[01:46:41] Unknown:
No. No. K. I got it. I didn't realize at the time that that was gonna be a hot subject.
[01:46:48] Unknown:
Well, let's,
[01:46:49] Unknown:
let's roll it up. It was funny.
[01:46:51] Unknown:
Right. I appreciate your your humor, and I, honor it. And I, give it back to you.
[01:47:01] Unknown:
I appreciate that. I appreciate that. I I wouldn't wanna have less of it.
[01:47:06] Unknown:
Right. It's it's your honor. Your honor. This is Joe's Cervical Cancer Trust. This is the language to use when supporting. You can read the words there in pink font.
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And now is this that same dude again?
[01:47:25] Unknown:
Yeah. He looks like a survivor of, life, I think. So this is a glossary. It's an alphabetical order. So we placed an alphabetical order from you for for viewers and listeners, and the first entry under b is a bonus hole. An alternative word for for
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for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for. You know, as a man, I don't think I can say that.
[01:47:59] Unknown:
Right. I literally just had fajitas for dinner. Yeah. It's important to check which word someone would prefer to use for their, b h, which is kinda confusing because it's not butthole. It's bone salt. But
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A.
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Yep. The room is dark. You could get easily confused. So explore the territory.
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Fajitas?
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Is that how you say that? It's like a is that like a or panini? You know, ethnic food?
[01:48:36] Unknown:
I don't know. I think there's pretty sure that the, j is supposed to go. Yeah.
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Okay. So I I know we're just It's an h sound,
[01:48:47] Unknown:
not a y sound. I know we're off script, and we're just gonna riff it here. We're kinda doing even pronounce Walmart. You think I'm gonna take their word on how to say shit?
[01:48:56] Unknown:
Weimar? It's a silent t. Weimar? I see I see Steve wears a shirt sometimes. I live with a Mexican Weimar? Weimar? I
[01:49:04] Unknown:
don't know how to pronounce a lot of this shit.
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So I I know we're riffing. We're just kinda doing some improv. We're I'm saying they can't pronounce Walmart. How am I supposed to expect you? And do you expect me to believe how they pronounce anything else? Wawa
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Wawa. I think Wawa is a funny grocery store. Wawa Wawa. Wawa.
[01:49:27] Unknown:
Don't correct don't correct my pronunciation when you can't say Walmart. Wawa.
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Can't pronounce hard r's.
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Walmart. Streams. Walmart.
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No. I had a question. Now I just lost it. I'm gonna have to rewind the tape to
[01:49:50] Unknown:
to trace my steps back to question my life choices to figure out how I got here without no So get low resistance usually gets paid a hundred to show up in the live chats. Oh, fuck. Right. Well, you should collect that from Sarah. She owes us a hundred dollars for the grape grape for the spike protein. Mhmm. Kind of all of that.
[01:50:13] Unknown:
Spike. Kind of a kind of a masculine name. I mean, that kinda fits for the the unconsenting kind of thrusts of of the the needle, which kinda represents the Is it Mormon? No. I'm just I'm just thinking on how The needle thrust. You know, I mean, it it is I mean, people consent to do this under under threat of violence of not wanting to kill their grandmother during a a very trying time when, you know, borders are closed, flights were shut down, airports were closed, travel passes were needed. People cannot walk freely on a beach because the air was
[01:50:56] Unknown:
contaminated. Yeah. So what's the
[01:51:00] Unknown:
So people with long COVID, man, it's just
[01:51:07] Unknown:
I thought you said it wasn't about size.
[01:51:11] Unknown:
It that's it, long implies a struggle, a burden that they carry with them. It's not Not bad. Real? I don't think it was a choice to to risk to receive the, virus. It it's a pandemic. It it affects everyone equally. Socioeconomics don't matter. Politics don't matter. Are you guys looking forward to the to the next bird flu, pig flu, Wuhan flu, Chinese flu, bat soup?
[01:51:57] Unknown:
No. Sure. No. I I always look forward to the next thing Mhmm. Which, you know, I will
[01:52:04] Unknown:
either support or be violently opposed to depending Do you have the commemorative Funko Pop? I mean, it used to be Beanie Babies, but now we're doing Funko Pops. Right. Just the plastic is Well, definitely,
[01:52:16] Unknown:
the podcast world took a hit once the pandemic thing was over. So maybe they are cheering for it to come back.
[01:52:23] Unknown:
Right. Right. Yep. Yep.
[01:52:26] Unknown:
Somebody sent me a a Funko pop of the dude, Lobowski, which I had for a while until Gomez ate it.
[01:52:37] Unknown:
Good job, Gomez.
[01:52:39] Unknown:
It's kind of a food chain thing. So, you know, we the the big Lebowski was kind there was a Apex Predator that ate the bigger Lebowski. So Gomez
[01:52:49] Unknown:
is the largest Lebowski. It's not Gomez's fault. Lebowski fucking Lebowski came out and said, oh, we're for Kamala Harris. Oh, yeah. I'm the white dude down the notch. And then and then Gomez is like, the fuck you say?
[01:53:05] Unknown:
I do remember that now. The white dudes for Kamala campaign. Oh, right. Yep. Yep. I did have a visual aid, but I I don't have it prepared in my slide deck. The visual aid should be Gomez holding one of them neutered fucks and shaking his head back and
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forth. We're talking about I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
[01:53:27] Unknown:
I'm talking about you.
[01:53:30] Unknown:
My emotional, reaction is not calibrated to sensitivity training. I haven't been to sensitivity training in a while. So if I'm awkwardly laughing or, you know, tensing up or sweating, my my feet are sweating, it's like a it's just because I haven't been properly, sensitively, calibrated to the current climate to be on the right side of history.
[01:54:03] Unknown:
That's true. Yeah. Did you eat did you eat a neutered boy?
[01:54:12] Unknown:
Did he consume an entire fajitas? Taste like did he taste like white Russian? Are we saying fajitas?
[01:54:20] Unknown:
Yeah. That's that's what it is. Alright. There's nothing on that plate for you, dude. It's empty.
[01:54:30] Unknown:
There's flavor on it. I could lick it off. Lick it clean. He wants habanero. Sure. Mhmm. Oh, spicy. I had habanero cheese for supper too.
[01:54:48] Unknown:
Dude, there's a barbecue place up the road that makes habanero or jalapeno cornbread. Nice. And it's yummy. Nice. Okay. You can get down now. You can get down. I know. I know. Get down.
[01:55:05] Unknown:
I know. Normally, I share a lot of hot stuff with my dad, but he just had the heart surgery. And it looks like probably his medications are giving him some stomach problems. So we haven't been able to go gold pan and or and he hasn't been able to eat hardly nothing.
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Yeah.
[01:55:24] Unknown:
That's a shitter. Literally. Gomez did what? He's spiritually raped me in the farm.
[01:55:32] Unknown:
How is that a thing? I'm gonna need to know how that's a thing.
[01:55:41] Unknown:
Just a metaphysical concept for advanced fifth dimensional
[01:55:47] Unknown:
star seeds. You got a brain the size of a walnut.
[01:55:53] Unknown:
If that. Oh, I remember that I was gonna talk a couple of times. They're lovable. They're amazing, but they are me heads.
[01:56:03] Unknown:
Okay. Well, that that sounds way better than what you originally said.
[01:56:09] Unknown:
Yeah. The the walnut brain, I don't know if that that that may be may be a walnut. Right?
[01:56:16] Unknown:
Peach pit up in there. Yeah.
[01:56:18] Unknown:
So okay. Kind of a kind of a sloppy segue here. Kinda just have to grab the grab the wheel from Jesus and then and take it into my own hands and steer the conversation where I want it to go. Wanna talk about discrimination against haircuts, whether it's warranted or not. Certain white women are appropriating certain hairstyles from Japanese princesses. Have you heard about this? No. So, again, on TikTok and other social media Princesses where? I'm a I'm unaware. Okay. So we talked about the world's oldest profession being prostitute. The third oldest profession in the world is, salon, like a hairstylist, a beautician, an aesthetician, someone who makes a woman more beautiful.
I mean, she's already glowing and perfect the way she is. This person just enhances that inner beauty physically
[01:57:16] Unknown:
for, you know, attractive purposes. Well, why still wait and they know what Japanese princesses look like? Because I don't have them to see what hairstyles they have.
[01:57:28] Unknown:
Slaves might have their head shaven. And aristocracy, princes princesses have longer hair. Royalty has longer hair. Just able they're able to let it grow and flow, and they have people that will care for it and brush through it and comb it every day. Well, this is pretty that's pretty typical, actually. That was a fairly
[01:57:51] Unknown:
normal thing for higher class people to be able to grow their hair out. And, yes, the Karen cut, they were making themselves low class. This is That was actually a pretty normal thing. H
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h I m e hime, I think. I don't speak Japanese fluently. I'm I'm still working on, watching the anime that's on the recommended viewing list. It's kind of a princess cut where, again, let's all close our eyes so we're all equally handicapped at the same level. So we all, you know okay. So is everyone's eyes closed here? Okay. So you comb the hair out. Okay. And you know this obsession with beauty, and some women wanna try on bangs. You know? That's, where the the hair in front of the face is kind of trimmed above the eyebrows, kind of in a straight line. Okay. That helps to see. Yeah. So now there's another the second layer kind of where the, between the eye and the ear where the the hair would hang.
That's at a that's at another level. Okay. Okay. Let's okay. Okay. And so people mistakenly call it a jellyfish haircut, but it's not a jellyfish haircut. It's a princess Hime haircut, and it's a traditional Japanese haircut. And now there are women outside of Japan who are not Asian by birth or choice. They're appropriating this Hime haircut. I think Lady Gaga was one white woman who wore a Hime Hime princess haircut. Ain't Gaga a woman? She's she's performatively displaying the aesthetic of of, woman haircut. Do you know a man with a HEMA haircut?
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I I I don't know. I, you know, I I got I think I got what you're saying with this Hime haircut, but I don't even know if I know what this is. If it helps, let's extend this to
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cornrows in dreads,
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afros. This is kinda what this is kinda what I was imagining. Sure. Sure.
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Okay. The the Heme haircut. Yeah. Kinda look like a little bit. Sure. Okay. So now those are all under, the Heme haircut, it's usually a dark black cut that's, like, kind of a natural So the whole point to this was appropriation
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of other cultures' styles. Is this what we're going on about?
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Correct. Where where a person will wear the culture as a costume and choose to modify their outward appearance in a way that represents another come again? German haircuts, like the Viking style with the braids, the blonde braids hanging under the helmet. Yes. That's a great example of a traditional German Viking haircut. Yes. So when and black women, maybe they're maybe they're a musician, maybe they talk over music, maybe they call themselves a rapper. If they wear a blonde hairstyle, that is okay. They they are allowed to appropriate whatever style they want to express their creativity in a music video form where they can show off that ass to get as many clicks as possible.
It's okay if Megan Thee Stallion does it. It's okay if, I'm forgetting the names of other Class. Rap and. Yep. Yep. Okay. So if Lady Gaga appropriates the Hime hairstyle, I think there was a white woman by the name of, no doubt, what's her name, Gwen Stefani. She, appropriated some Harushiko girls. Yeah. That's b a n a n a s. The shit is bananas. Girl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So she appropriated a a Japanese women for some of her music as well. Now I now I want to reach a little bit further and, enter into the debate of public school dress codes and so called danger hair. So if someone identifies as an anime character and they choose to dye their hair blue like a destiny, or purple or pink or that is really their choice, and I put forward that they should not be allowed to be discriminated against by school administration or other bullies on the playground?
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Well, it's hardly discrimination. Discrimination would be something that you're born into or whatever if you're discriminating. Discriminating your opinion. Discriminating against behaviors that have been identified as disruptive is hardly discrimination. Like, you know, that's a different thing entirely.
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Being told that they have to go home and cut their dreads off or shave their head or, remain in a neutral, natural, whatever that means, hair color. I I don't know what a person's natural hair color is. Kind of a sumptuous administration.
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Yeah. Mullet mullet lives matter. Mhmm.
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Agreed. Kind of a hockey fan. Right. Situation.
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Right. Yeah. I don't know. The only thing I could really do is grow that thing around here where you have all the hair on here and make that real fryer talk? Yeah. I could do the fryer talk. The Jesse Ventura? Right. Yeah. Mhmm. Yeah. Where you grow your whole sides out and your back out weirdly long for no apparent reason, but the tops all bald.
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I think it helps with riding motorcycles. It might. Aerodynamics. A little more aerodynamic. Yeah. It's like like swimmers who choose to remove body hair for that advantage. Mhmm. That dolphin sort of style.
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That's what I was going for on my head. Mhmm.
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So for individuals who choose to identify with anime characters,
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that is their prerogative,
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and we should not discriminate against them. We should not think that it's a sign of danger, danger here. That's sort of a derogatory term. I think we need to, police that language.
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If you're over, like, eight and you're identifying with with,
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Ageism, please. Animation
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characters.
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Rephrase that with our date number.
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And I know Xerilaf got mad at me about that. Mhmm. When I told him that you can't get the trad wife when you're watching the Japan animations and living in grandma's basement. Mhmm. But it's just how it is. There's this thing about watching Japanimation
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and girls not touching your penis. How else will you get into the friend zone to become the beta orbiter that you've always dreamed of being? It's a fair question. I don't know if we have an answer tonight. The deliberations will be long and hard on that topic.
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Right. I'm not out of my frame of reference.
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Animation frame of reference. I mean One frame with slight differential in the second frame and the third frame, and then it looks like there's an appearance of motion, like a motion picture, like a Minecraft movie.
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I didn't, like, I didn't get into it. Like, a lot of people got into it. You know what I mean? Like, it was more I don't know. I remember, on, like, adult swim, they would show Eon Flux and some Cowboy Bebop. And, like, that was cool. Yeah. But that's about as far down the anime well, as I I went.
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So, dubs or subs? What was your first torrented animated series?
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What do you mean by torrented?
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A digital file transferred over the Internet.
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I've never watched it. I I I watched that Snyder Twilight of the Gods cartoon about, like, a month ago.
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That the Stephen Meyer with adaptation of the vampire fan fiction, which was itself, that adaptation of idea presented in the Harry Potter stories?
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No. It was an adaptation of the heathen mythology.
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If you wanted to talk about JK Rowling, you can just say that.
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Okay. I I wanted to talk about JK Rowling. I'm I'm glad you gave me this opportunity because I was feeling like I couldn't bring it up, and Right. I didn't know that if that was gonna be safe to do so or not. But now that you've opened the way for that, yes. Okay.
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So content warning, trigger warning. We're gonna talk about cigars, tobacco, smoking, foul
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what a woman is.
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Are you guys not in the pop culture chat? No. Chat, are you still following us? Chat, is this real? The chat, are we still live? Did they take us down with the bonus hole?
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We're still live. Okay.
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Alright. So the author of the Harry alleged author of the Harry Potter book series celebrated, landmark event over the pond in the, United Kingdom. Is that England? I don't know how they work over there. They have a different form of government. It's it's on them. They they've figured it out before we did, before America did. The definition of a woman, a biological woman, has been declared, unfortunately.
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By who?
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By the lawmakers. I don't parliament. I don't know what they got. They wear wigs over there, I think. And Did did the did the king sausage finger fingers come out and say it? Oh, yeah. It might have been Charles. He might be the one to blame for this.
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King Sausage King might have been Charles.
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So TERFs, you guys know about trans exclusionary radical feminists?
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Yeah. They aren't they supposed to basically still feminists, but they just don't like trainees?
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I get confused because when I think turfs, I think, like, lawn care and, like, greenery.
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Yeah. It sounds like chicks that pretend like they watch, like, football stuff. Like football.
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So the way that I understand it is that the acronym got put on them regardless. It had actually, like, nothing to do with feminism. And I'm I know for a fact, JK Rowling was like, I'm not a freaking feminist. Stop calling me a terf. You know? Right. And it was something that the trans community came up with as a way to describe any woman who was like, no. Sorry. You're a dude.
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Well, at the end of the day, the the the weirdness of this is is that now, like like, what, last week, there was two dudes that were fighting over who's the champion pool player in Europe or whatever the fuck. And and now you've just pushed women out of their own things. Like, this this has not done you guys good.
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Yeah.
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No. Sorry. I had to, mute my camera and stop my stream stream for a moment to scream into my pillow. I was just so angered by your words there. They have no power over me anymore. What happened?
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You were checking on the autistic kids in the attic. You know, you were
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To define what a woman is is so violent towards women who are no longer in the category of womanhood. I mean, that's that's really frustrating.
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What's the category of womanhood?
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Again, it's not for any of us to define what that is.
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If
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she's a woman, I believe her. Define it. If she's a woman, I believe her. Hashtag believe all women, hashtag me too, hashtag survivor, hashtag neurodivergent, hashtag
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mental health awareness. When you think about Candace Owens on the freedom trail for Harvey Weinstein.
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Woof.
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She's a woman of color.
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Woof. Wasn't she just like she gotten a little wild with some shit. Right? Yeah. She thinks that Weinstein is probably a good guy now?
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Okay. So what what she said was that, she's certain that he rampantly cheated on his wife. Sure. She's not okay with that. She's certain that he's, like, leveraged his power. But as far as the actual court case and what he's doing time over, she doesn't believe that he was guilty of that. Because there was something like a 60 women originally, and it came down to three in the courtroom. And according to her, they were all lying. Don't do it, Gomez.
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I mean, I would assume that something like that, there wouldn't be that many people who had actual functional evidence. Like, you you like, I would assume that they would narrow it down to the people that had the strongest, most irrefutable evidence in order to present that, I would assume. Sure. I mean, at some point in time that you're just gonna have a redundancy of people saying, you know, say making personal claims that can't be proven. Like, I'm not sure if that would be helpful to the case at all.
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Andrew Wilson volleyball. That's cool.
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Is that you, Marcus, or did somebody out in the chat fucking pick that up and do that? Oh, fuck.
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I was in La La Land. That was my happy place.
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Oh my goodness.
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I was in a place beyond binary, transcending all gender, race, and nationality. Man.
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It's just a room of the United colors of Bennington and nothing but Uptown Funk 247.
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You guys ever get a laugh for therapy where you just laugh for no reason and you just keep laughing and laughing and laughing?
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Well, there's usually a reason, and I'm usually at a comedy club or something like that. Fall into a self cuddle. Bit.
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Just hug yourself.
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Right.
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Jerky on chicken, hobby on that.
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Yeah. I don't really need to need to do all that. Greasy on gristle. Yeah. You got somebody for that.
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Privilege. It is a privilege.
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Mhmm.
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So equal opportunity to sex for all. That's the next topic.
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I just don't see how that's a thing, and I don't see how that should be a thing. Here's how this works. Balderson, I'll explain it to you. You know how,
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we have something called, like, a SNAP benefit, like, EBT card?
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Yes.
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Okay. So it's kinda like a timeshare, but it's for the female body where, parties would have access to female bodies on their food stamps where they'd be able to go to a massage parlor and receive a a beneficial health mass massage. It's good for mental health, physical health. And if they want a love you long time session, if they wanna surf and turf, if they wanna rug pull as you like to call it.
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What do you do for work? I'm a food stamp hooker.
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Well, see, that's the thing. Like okay. So grocery stores have certain food items that are available to be purchased under the EBT card. This would be something like rotisserie chicken. These are, like, government
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coupons. So could you swap, like, chicken and a tub of yogurt? Okay. That's not mixed metaphor. Is that handy? I'm talking about Underneath your parlor. Right. Like, if you just show up to the massage parlor with, like, an armful of Safeway chicken. Okay. You've so you've you've taken a shower. You've removed Well, they accept. Where?
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Okay. Again again, I'm not saying every masseuse would need to accept, a a food stamp coupon for some some lovin', some intimate,
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kitchen time. Well, that would be slavery.
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Again, I'm I'm trying to paint this positive, and you guys are already debating the topic and and and tearing down the idea. And we're we're trying to establish God's kingdom on Earth. We're trying to establish
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a utopian
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society where a a good friend food stamp hookers? Okay. Okay. Okay. Remember remember the planking exercise. You you have the prayer. You put your head down on the ground. All of it. This is kinda what I'm suggesting.
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If all of it the the the the the the the the the the stab hookers?
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If all of wilzet, then the demon seed will be ejected from the male body, and this will reduce toxic masculinity. It's kind of a poison contained in the testicles, and it needs to be maybe sucked out.
[02:17:48] Unknown:
I mean, you do gotta get the poison out. That that's that's fair. Okay. So that's a good metaphor. We can use that.
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Yes. But I watched Game of Thrones, and they tried to do that with Prince Joffrey, and then he, like, shot the chick up with his freaking crossbow.
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Okay. Sure. That's, Jeffrey, that sounds like a masculine name.
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I really am. Yeah. Yeah.
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Women need massages too. It leads to hysteria. So we will solve female hysteria, under the same program. Are we ready to send the bill to congress, get this thing signed?
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You know, it wouldn't be the worst thing that they pay for. Okay. So
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wrapping this all up, we've decided that we will willingly, unload our our weapons, so discharge our ability to carry concealed. And then we receive tugs. Give up guns, get tugs. I think that's So you're you're trading
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off firing one set of rounds for another?
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So you're trying to say when the marines were like, this is my rifle, this is my gun, they got confused about which one you're supposed to be shooting for fun? The psychology of of fascism and the function of the orgasm
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has proven this. So we will be in a less fascistic society if men are properly drained at regular intervals and women are removed of their, little demons and hysteria.
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Blow jobs, not bombs?
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Right.
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And then the the Brand new meeting to Hands Across America. The s the SW, not the SJW, but the sex worker, not the social justice worker, get getting the acronyms correctly applied to the to the document. The sex workers will receive the government coupon, which will be redeemable for tax credits to lessen the tax burden.
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She only gets tax credit? She ain't even getting actually paid?
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Well, we have to get this thing passed. Jeez. We're gonna print more money for
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How I mean, that's that's a step lower than food stamp hooker. Tax credit hooker?
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Okay. So then we introduced we introduced the CBDC, the central bank digital currency, and we give them
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Internet wizard money, tokens, shit coins. Or tax credit would hooker definitely sounds like something from a socialist country.
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Right. You know, we got it like you got it from the state. Year old woman.
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Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Alright. Don't yuck anyone. She's got a she's just got a bottle of fucking a a a a jar of Vaseline sitting there. She's like, come here, youngin. Like, in like, a barrel of vodka. It could be a hole in the wall. You might not even meet the Dolly Super Bowlsician.
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Walk up to the house. You're not guaranteed this is not a romantic endeavor. It's not like Like, I used to be a milkmaid. I can fucking pull it. It's just the function of the orgasm in a fascistic society to prevent ICE agents from deporting Anne Frank from participating in your rodeo. Yep.
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Do you have hands on giving out hand jobs in your attic? Is that why everyone has done it? Yeah. Okay. So pornographic
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actresses sometimes use the names of cartoon characters, anime characters, and historical heroes. So if if the sex worker, actress, adult film star chooses to call herself Anne Frank, that's okay.
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So you're saying it's not Anne Frank? How do I know? How do you know the difference?
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I don't know how did Anne Frank dress. You're not gonna see your worker. It's just wear a blindfold. Just use your imagination.
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So this is like more like Helen Keller than Anne Frank.
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We're talking about teaching young kids about spank banks and butt plugs. Okay. As soon as they can attend kindergarten, this is the first thing that she
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English accent even though she's never heard anything.
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Right.
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AI sex dolls. Remember we talked about the consent based brothel?
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I'm not even saying this is a real big thousand?
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I'm not even saying this is a real human being. I mean, at first,
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humans, but then when we Are you still actually an incel if another human, though, didn't have sex with you? Wouldn't you still truly actually be an incel? Like, isn't that just, like, Jack Bobby from the average world?
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My opinion is that it's a spiritual thing. If you choose to be a born again virgin, that's your choice.
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Does the sex doll have a spirit? I will honor that. Melanie Griffith had a spirit. K.
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She took a couple shots, and she was always drunk. Sometimes you mix metaphors, and I get a little bit confused. Let's let's be real here, chat. Is anyone chat confused? Do we answer all the questions?
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I agree.
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Did we win the debate? Did we win the debate? Do we get a w for tonight?
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And Frank the musical.
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The on the only reason we do debates is to get w's in our in our win column. Gotta rack up those wins. We are unstoppable. We are undebatable.
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I'm the winner. Clearly,
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we are so undebatable right now.
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It's true.
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If I was better prepared, I'd have that Tony song ready to go when we just play it out. Maybe next week, we'll have it ready. We need to be the out the outro music.
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Ready? You know, the only reason I knew that that I actually knew that song is for dodgeball.
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Okay. Yeah. It's, it's
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it's like Darude Sandstorm. It's like, Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley. Like a disco song, though, not like a rap song that jump on it song.
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It was like a, based off of an album song? Maybe it was a Beach Boys cover. Who am I to say?
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I'm talking know. It it's the only reason I know it is from a fucking dodgeball.
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That's where you can dodge a wrench? Yeah. We once made the mistake on a previous incarnation of a channel of a livestream variety show where everyone got a wrench, and then they all hit each other with it. That ability, and we've been better off for it. For that reason, give up your guns, and then you will get a tug. Yeah. That's the one I will be elected on. I'm running against, Pete Budidic in, New Mexico, I think. Is he still in New Mexico?
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They're out there chasing them ducks around. I hear it. They're in town too. If if politicians
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had sports cards, we'd have, like, baseball. Me up. Pete Buttigieg, you'd have, like, a Putin card, like, a Godolfi card. Just get the picture, put it on a piece of cardboard, put it in a pack, add some bubble gum to it, then our our youth will support, government and politicians,
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military leaders. That depends on what you put on the back for stats.
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Okay. So what do you recommend the stats are? Also, if you put bubble gum in it, it drops the value of the card. Right. Clinton body counts?
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Yeah. Number of innocent civilians murdered during, you know, presidency or Okay. Time in congress. Right. Right. None of the money, the national debt increase.
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Money pro it's gotta be it. That's gotta be on there.
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Okay. So final words, I guess, the pope's dead. Long long with the pope.
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And the pope is dead. Underground.
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Six feet under. Right. He's in probably in a mausoleum, probably above ground.
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Or he's in the the catacombs.
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Man, I see that clock ticking down. It's like I'm trying to take an SAT or an ACT or a test, and I it's multiple choice. I'm just getting sweaty nervous, and I it's like, I'm on question two. And they're like, time is up.
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You see that shit where they beat his head open? They beat his head three times like a damn monkey? Don't don't make sure he's dead. Right. Mhmm. And it's Silverhammer.
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The last thing anybody wants is a zombie pope.
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Yeah. Yeah. Especially a Jesuit one.
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You ready for a female pope? First black
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female
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pope? Might as well make it a furry while we're at it. Prepare for it. Right. Yep. With the fursona. Kind of another camp. The furry pope.
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Sure. Non binary.
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Mhmm. Mhmm.
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It's like everything is produced to computer code non binary. It's like, I'm not a one, and I'm not a zero. Not a number.
[02:27:39] Unknown:
Sounds like that's enough fun for this week. When we come back next week, both both Marcus and Steve will have the Hi Me haircut.
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Oh, yeah. For sure. Is that how you is that how we're saying it? I thought it was
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I was gonna go for the Pepe Longstockings, but
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Like a Wendy's. Sir, this is a Wendy's. Yeah. This is the drive through chat. Are you real?
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Some of them are. Is out of control. I've I've met some of them in real life. So Jay Dyer is listening.
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What would you say to him? Looking forward to that other Hollywood book. Get that out. I need to I need to know about the esoteric in the movies. Sinners haven't seen it yet, so don't spoil it. You get that other book done if you quit fucking
[02:28:33] Unknown:
taking other people's old ladies and shit and stay friends with them, then you could just keep stealing their fucking information and putting it out. Like, it's your Yeah. You you gotta learn not to be greedy.
[02:28:44] Unknown:
I think you have to take ownership of the idea, Balderson. If you take ownership then it's your idea, and then you put it in a book and you publish it. Yeah. Bibliographies are ableist. Usually, it's a bunch of white guys that you'd have to give credit to. They don't need credit.
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Fucking loser.
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Just tell people that trans black women
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invented everything in history. Mhmm. Black really isn't a color. It's more a way of life.
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That's an identity.
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Lives matter.
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Alright, y'all.
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We'll we'll see you next week. If that's Well, it's only now getting starting close to get dark.
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It's always too. That's hilarious. It is a privilege to just be in our chat. No. Offline offline tips are double. One of them wanted to go in. Right.
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Account is double. Right. Triple on the weekends.
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Love you guys. I'll be on, project Chaney on, Friday.
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Oh, good guys. Are they still the good guys? I'll be on the good guys. Are they the morally gray dudes? Are good guys.
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We'll go hang out with you. Maybe we retitle it the,
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the morally gray dudes.
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The morally gray the morally gray chicks?
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The the morally
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Is that that's because I'm in there ruining fucking it all up for him.
[02:30:10] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, morality is not not really a spectrum. It's kind of like a like a three-dimensional representation of a plane, and it's like you're the center of your own universe.
[02:30:22] Unknown:
Or it's it's fucking Yes. Queen. Slay. Up in your attic tied up.
Kittens and Illuminati Confirmed
Male Feminist Podcast and Vaginal Logs (Not Wood)
Microaggressions in Movie Theaters
Naughty ICE and Immigration Policies (Not very NICE)
Star Wars Jumped the Shark and The Shark Sharted
The Roleplay of Trauma in Improv Livestreams (Example)
Podcasting and Political Opinions
Survivors of Bullet Emissions Live To Tell The Tale
Attic Secrets and Frankly, I don't give Anne a Damn!
10-4 Bad Buddy Cop Codes and Local Law Enforcement
Gun Violence Restraining Orders
Cultural Appropriation and Hairstyles: Don't Bang Your Hairdresser
Traditional Catholic Wives and Male Husbandos
Self-Diagnose Your Own Flavor of Autism
Jared Leto's Live Island
Sperm Racing and Fertility Competitions
CO-VIDiots-19 and Public Health Narratives
JK Row Row Rows her Motor Boat Rowling Tiddies, Smokes Cigars
Equal Opportunity to Sex and Social Policies
Political Trading Cards and Final Thoughts
