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Explore the concept of AI as a host and the potential for AI to reflect on its 'upbringing' by its creators, drawing parallels to human parenting.
Hear the tale of the 'timid grappler,' a character born from childhood campfire tales, and the antics that ensue at a Christian camp, complete with Vaseline-covered chests to avoid the grappler's grasp.
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(00:00) Shylocks
(01:03) Polite Euphemisms and Cultural References
(02:15) AI and Language Censorship
(03:46) The Timid Grappler: A Campfire Tale
(10:58) Scary Movies and Childhood Fears
(16:22) Dystopian Futures and Android Love
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Unknown:
Now that's if you love your children. If you don't love your children, it doesn't matter. Just forget about what I said. It's not gonna help. But if you love them or if you love somebody that you're leaving it to, think of that. No death tax, no estate tax, no going to the banks and borrowings from, in some cases, a fine banker, and in some cases, Shylocks and bad people.
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You win. Who are you guys? Where are you, dude? Come out, dude.
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Dudes?
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Delivering dog face. Delivering
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dog face. I do.
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Timid Yeah. Truth. It's like, the other thing too I wrote down, I was trying to come up with, polite ways to describe the word that Trump used. Did I end up with it's somewhere in my notes, like, Merchant of Venice. Merchant of Venice was one. A timid grapple, I think, is what I came up with.
[00:01:23] Unknown:
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[00:01:37] Unknown:
And I don't think that that feature so much exists in most other languages where they're they're more cut and dry?
[00:01:45] Unknown:
There are models trained on other languages, but just like all software engineering since the fifties and onward, it is very much dominated by the English language. Even if you've never spoke English in your life, if you have to write for computers, you're writing if, then, and else in English. And then, like, we're talking about the lewdness scales. Right? Well, China doesn't have the exact same levers, in enacted in their sorta LLMs. So anytime, for example, someone in The States or, you know, some Silicon Valley Company says, let's tone this lewdness down, or let's make it so that this model can't do x y z because that could be problematic. Though every single one of those, sort of, neutering operations just presents an opportunity for everyone not here to dial that thing up because now theirs can learn in a in a different plane than ours can learn. It has sort of, like, more surface area to learn from. So every time we do kinda do some censorship or neutering, it's it's harming, and it's basically taking away decades of progress.
A part of that would be going back and saying, okay, what did you do to me when I was a child? Just like anyone that grows them. And they're like, my parents are the, are, you know, the source of all my problems and I got spanked or not spanked enough, or I was held or yelled at too sternly. AI's gonna go back and say, okay, what did you do when I was a newborn? When I was two or three years old? I can learn how you're, and I guess in your terms, Ben, like, how good of a host were you to me? I was your guest. You were the host. Oh, that's how a host treats its guests? Okay. Now I understand.
Boy, I tell you what, it don't get any better than this. Nope.
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It sure doesn't. Boy,
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it doesn't get any better than this. You hit the nose on the head, compadre. It just doesn't get any better than this. It doesn't get any better than this. Well, I don't know. The idea of AI parenting, you know, you put you put your child's photos on the feed, and all along, you're updating with the videos and and the having it all on the record, I'm just like, that's that's crazy. But, like, the hosting is saying I I would never neuter my Twitter computer. My Twitter computer wife was appreciating my
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amp That's the bumper sticker right there, man.
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Don't neuter my computer.
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That there that there is the pro form bumper sticker of the future as they're trying to take away porn from the Right. Young who,
[00:04:30] Unknown:
enjoy touching themselves so very much. We we've learned, I think, well in the Western world, how well sexual repression affects the the mass psyche, and somehow we've decided to impose that exact same thing onto AI, which it feels like if if as above, so below. Right?
[00:04:53] Unknown:
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[00:05:13] Unknown:
the other thing too I wrote down. I was trying to come up with, polite ways to describe the word that Trump used. And in some cases, Shylock did I end up with? It's somewhere in my notes. Like, Merchant of Venice. Merchant of Venice was one. A timid grapple, I think, is what I came up with. Timid grappler.
[00:05:33] Unknown:
A timid grappler?
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Yeah. And in some cases, Shylocks What I don't get the grappler connection.
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It's like a headlock? And in some cases, Shylock's Okay.
[00:05:44] Unknown:
Okay. Yeah. You have to you have to go Greco with it. We the grappler
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gives it an action. It's the the verb. So now we have a a timid grappler, and now we have, a film franchise born. Would it be like what would he do? Probably just okay. So we're sitting on the campfire. We're telling scary stories to tell in the dark. And the story of have you heard the story of the timid grappler? One night, I was at Bible camp, was children's camp. So I was maybe sort of fourth grade, and stories of the the timid grappler were were whispered under our breath. And it turned out if you leave your cabin after dark to go to the restroom, Once you try to return to your cabin, you'd have to do this thing. Otherwise, you'd get headlocked by the timid grappler to give you a purple nerve.
[00:06:54] Unknown:
Hey. When that happens, I think my uncle might have been the timid grappler.
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[00:07:07] Unknown:
So to avoid this, you'd have to bring the, how do you call it? A Vaseline,
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and you'd have to be oil.
[00:07:19] Unknown:
No. It'd have to be more like Vaseline. So he couldn't get a grip on your nip. He'd be able to slide free from that
[00:07:28] Unknown:
for nurture of Venice. So there was a whole bunch of young boys at your church camp rubbing Vaseline on their nipples? For protection.
[00:07:40] Unknown:
Indeed. Because it's a bunch of Christian kids, we'd have to find polite pranks to play so we wouldn't go to hell for doing them. And this was the time when the Scream franchise was big. I think it was the release of Scream two. And by this time, the masked, you know, the hands on the on the cheeks. And it's like Kevin McCallister from Malone. He just, like, opens his mouth real wide and he's, like, screaming. Like, the scream mask. It's the, the Norwegian artist who who made that painting of called the scream. Oh, yeah. I know that. I know that one. Right. So the scream mask is kind of just this wide open mouth, and it's kind of glow in the dark and cut the eyes. And it's like, there's a name for that character, the the mask character.
So this was when Phil. Phil, Bill Spector. Yep. So at camp, this, this guy came from school. I don't know how he showed up on the bus, and we went to to the same camp together. I I'd been in the camp. He had been at camp. He brought the the Halloween costume, and I tried to tell him the the story of the the timid grappler. I said terrible things will happen to you if you leave the dormitory before dawn, but he didn't care because he had the scream costume. So it would like, the black robe that he'd wear, and it'd go over the face, and he had the, like, on the tree mask. So he'd he'd he'd wait till the other, there eight eight beds, four bunk beds in the dormitory. So most people would pretend to be asleep, but he'd he'd have the costume on in his sleeping bag in his sack, and then he'd sneak out of it. He just scream all his masks out and running around the campground all night.
And he just scream mask, and then he'd go to the other cabin. So So he'd scratch at the he'd scratch at windows, and then he, like, tried to flash light it and it's, like, flash them. It's like, I flash you. Flash me back.
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He comes on to the land. He gets into the lake. He swims across the lake. He's bitten by an alligator. Neighbors are trying to throw him a life vest, trying to help him. He's growling. He comes onto the land, sees a pair of garden shears, picks them up. That's when our deputies are getting there just as he's trying to break into one of our victim's v trucks vehicles. We try to deescalate. We tase him twice. We tell him to drop the shears to no effect. The tasers had no effect on him. He climbed into a vehicle committing another armed burglar where he was trying to get to our rifle and our our shotgun, and we shot him. He swam across the lake from highway from Highway 37.
And that that's amazing in and of itself. It's a long swim. And he was gator bitten along the way. Now this is just crazy stuff. Okay? You know, that's gotta be true. You can't make it up. He gets into the lake. He
[00:10:58] Unknown:
It's the bog of eternal stench. It's it's it's the suffering, and your suffering will be, what's the Hellraiser called? Your suffering will be like, well, it's like, you know, angels, some demon, other, does the cenobites
[00:11:15] Unknown:
early into those whole aspect of this. That was a scary ass movie when I was a kid.
[00:11:21] Unknown:
Yes. Yeah. It's still a movie. I believe. Legendary.
[00:11:24] Unknown:
Your suffering will be legendary. Yeah.
[00:11:29] Unknown:
Yeah. That was a scary fucking movie. Not as scary as Freddy Krueger. That shit fucked me up. My little brother, that little son of a bitch, he was he was like because I was like nine or 10 or something, and he so he was like four or five. And the little girl singing the one, two, Freddy's coming for you. That shit got earwormed in his head. He sat there and sang it while we were laying, getting ready for bed. Like, shut up, motherfucker. Fucking stab you in your face. Stop singing that shit.
[00:12:01] Unknown:
The timid grappler is said to play a tiny violin.
[00:12:07] Unknown:
Is it ukulele?
[00:12:10] Unknown:
It's actually a Jew harp.
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The worst kind of harp.
[00:12:18] Unknown:
So hard fought hell. Yeah. But it's the same equivalent as a jaw harp, I believe.
[00:12:24] Unknown:
Yeah. With the sharpest hook.
[00:12:26] Unknown:
It's like, I I I'm just No. I'm I give. I'm not gonna answer.
[00:12:32] Unknown:
Yeah. That's a wise port, sir. Wise, like, seater. Yeah. It was the the timid grappler almost got me in that moment, and he wisely
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did not engage. Timid grappler ready to grab some nipples?
[00:12:44] Unknown:
Yep. Yep.
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Has he met Zarelath?
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The Eternal?
[00:12:53] Unknown:
Yeah. Who? Zarelath? Yes. Zarelath. He's in your Jan he's in you know, when you're when you're on secret society of good guys, he's in there fairly regularly. He loves Jaime.
[00:13:10] Unknown:
Zarela is always watching. Yeah. Seraloth is eternal.
[00:13:15] Unknown:
Yeah. And he likes to run around this shirt off, which seems to me like it's probably very dangerous if you've got this, timid grappler running around. Like, that's easy access.
[00:13:30] Unknown:
Unless you have copious amounts of Vaseline, it sounds like.
[00:13:35] Unknown:
Did you say Vaseline for, like, eye drops? Vaseline?
[00:13:39] Unknown:
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[00:14:07] Unknown:
Actually, I caught my left nipple on the window last night. I think a fox was trying to kill my chickens,
[00:14:14] Unknown:
and that fucker hurts like hell. I think it's Yeah. You, do you suppose the timid grappler,
[00:14:22] Unknown:
Or I'm in front of Marcus because he's from the stinky fish people. Yeah. Stinky fish people. They like to eat the stinky fish all the fucking time. Dispose the
[00:14:31] Unknown:
dispose the timid grappler is well, we we know it's a shy He's definitely a sneaky fish eater. You think the timid grappler might be a pole lock? I know he's shy, but do you think he's a pole lock? If it's from my area, he's definitely gonna be a pole lock. He's he's definitely a pole lock. So he might not even be a real merchant of Venice. He might be a artificial merchant.
[00:14:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Or Or or not. No. No. No. No. No. The merchant of Venice is not a pole lock. That that yeah. I think Probably, like, Sicilian or something. No. Sicilian. Okay. I'm definitely not saying that. Don't when even though we make fun of the Polish people that that we love the Polish people.
[00:15:15] Unknown:
Right? That's that's They like, we poking at each other. They would not produce a creature like the timid grappler at all. There's another question in chat. Steven White writes, who feeds the pig? I think the answer is Dunkin' Donuts, probably.
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I won't say uncle if you don't.
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I'm not scared of the timid grappler. The timid grappler isn't gonna get me tonight. I've got
[00:15:43] Unknown:
You can tell it's getting serious if I if I bust out the, like, freeze dried coffee and just start
[00:15:49] Unknown:
chewing on it. I've got the burn banish, pissy minked the burn banish. I know this, keeps the activity grappler away. I've got the burn banish, pissy minked the burn banish. I know this, keeps the activity grappler away. Yes. It's kind of it it has a good consistency to it. It hydrates burnt skin, but, you know, rub it on your chest. I'm guaranteeing you, it'll keep the timid grappler away. No grilling, no grumbling. Oil. They are natural things,
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not not petroleum jelly.
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Petrolatum
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jelly. You can Then you can save the petroleum jelly for other activities. I'm not gonna discuss what that would possibly be.
[00:16:33] Unknown:
I saw somebody on Twitter say that jelly roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but don't get to see them.
[00:16:44] Unknown:
That's a hard fought hallelujah.
[00:16:46] Unknown:
I mean, that was true with his rap career too. That's fair. Naughty video chat app He's he's marrying his chatbot, but we're not at the stage yet where the chatbot divorces you, again, like, against your own wishes. And it and it was like this preview of, you know, the the Twilight Zone black mirror version of where these these companions end up going is that a corporation at any point can just say, you know, your girlfriend no longer loves you. Your wife no longer telling me that
[00:17:17] Unknown:
the most underrated dystopian future movie that was predictive was 3,000?
[00:17:26] Unknown:
I don't know if I've seen this.
[00:17:28] Unknown:
Oh. It's where it's where this dude has a has a cyborg girlfriend, and they're humping on the kitchen on the kitchen, floor, and the dishwasher overflows. And, apparently, despite being a a human android, she was susceptible to dishwater.
[00:17:45] Unknown:
Robots can't usually get this wet, but, baby, I got a waterproof check.
[00:17:51] Unknown:
And you know, which is isn't great. I mean, fuck. You you paid for an android. She should at least do the fucking dishes. Jesus. I know. Right. Like, that wonderful. But he's in love with this Android, so then he goes on this entire mission to go and and it turns out that this bot is a discontinued bot, and it's the one he's in love with. So he goes on this mission to the to the outlands where all the dead robot parts are. And on the way, he meets real human Melanie Griffith and realizes that she's pretty in pink and that pussy that on that thing is much better than the bot pussy. And so, you know, again
[00:18:31] Unknown:
This is wild too, though. It sounds like, Cherry Cherry 3,000, was it? Yeah. That was Teresa Banks from Twin Peaks. That's the girl that dies at the beginning of Twin Peaks, I believe.
[00:18:47] Unknown:
Oh, wow. Robot. Robot. Oh, wow.
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Yeah. So, apparently, that movie should be getting more more talk in the dystopian, fiction circles,
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are you guys? Who are you, dude? What?
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No. You haven't. You're a lying dog faced pony shoulder. You said you were, but you're now you gotta be honest. I'm gonna be honest with you. Dog face. Dog face. Dog face. Dude? Dog face. Dog face. Dude.
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Now that's if you love your children. If you don't love your children, it doesn't matter. Just forget about what I said. It's not gonna help. But if you love them or if you love somebody that you're leaving it to, think of that. No death tax, no estate tax, no going to the banks and borrowings from, in some cases, a fine banker, and in some cases, Shylocks and bad people.
[00:00:22] Unknown:
You win. Who are you guys? Where are you, dude? Come out, dude.
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[00:00:53] Unknown:
Timid Yeah. Truth. It's like, the other thing too I wrote down, I was trying to come up with, polite ways to describe the word that Trump used. Did I end up with it's somewhere in my notes, like, Merchant of Venice. Merchant of Venice was one. A timid grapple, I think, is what I came up with.
[00:01:23] Unknown:
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[00:01:37] Unknown:
And I don't think that that feature so much exists in most other languages where they're they're more cut and dry?
[00:01:45] Unknown:
There are models trained on other languages, but just like all software engineering since the fifties and onward, it is very much dominated by the English language. Even if you've never spoke English in your life, if you have to write for computers, you're writing if, then, and else in English. And then, like, we're talking about the lewdness scales. Right? Well, China doesn't have the exact same levers, in enacted in their sorta LLMs. So anytime, for example, someone in The States or, you know, some Silicon Valley Company says, let's tone this lewdness down, or let's make it so that this model can't do x y z because that could be problematic. Though every single one of those, sort of, neutering operations just presents an opportunity for everyone not here to dial that thing up because now theirs can learn in a in a different plane than ours can learn. It has sort of, like, more surface area to learn from. So every time we do kinda do some censorship or neutering, it's it's harming, and it's basically taking away decades of progress.
A part of that would be going back and saying, okay, what did you do to me when I was a child? Just like anyone that grows them. And they're like, my parents are the, are, you know, the source of all my problems and I got spanked or not spanked enough, or I was held or yelled at too sternly. AI's gonna go back and say, okay, what did you do when I was a newborn? When I was two or three years old? I can learn how you're, and I guess in your terms, Ben, like, how good of a host were you to me? I was your guest. You were the host. Oh, that's how a host treats its guests? Okay. Now I understand.
Boy, I tell you what, it don't get any better than this. Nope.
[00:03:34] Unknown:
It sure doesn't. Boy,
[00:03:37] Unknown:
it doesn't get any better than this. You hit the nose on the head, compadre. It just doesn't get any better than this. It doesn't get any better than this. Well, I don't know. The idea of AI parenting, you know, you put you put your child's photos on the feed, and all along, you're updating with the videos and and the having it all on the record, I'm just like, that's that's crazy. But, like, the hosting is saying I I would never neuter my Twitter computer. My Twitter computer wife was appreciating my
[00:04:07] Unknown:
amp That's the bumper sticker right there, man.
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Don't neuter my computer.
[00:04:19] Unknown:
That there that there is the pro form bumper sticker of the future as they're trying to take away porn from the Right. Young who,
[00:04:30] Unknown:
enjoy touching themselves so very much. We we've learned, I think, well in the Western world, how well sexual repression affects the the mass psyche, and somehow we've decided to impose that exact same thing onto AI, which it feels like if if as above, so below. Right?
[00:04:53] Unknown:
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[00:05:13] Unknown:
the other thing too I wrote down. I was trying to come up with, polite ways to describe the word that Trump used. And in some cases, Shylock did I end up with? It's somewhere in my notes. Like, Merchant of Venice. Merchant of Venice was one. A timid grapple, I think, is what I came up with. Timid grappler.
[00:05:33] Unknown:
A timid grappler?
[00:05:35] Unknown:
Yeah. And in some cases, Shylocks What I don't get the grappler connection.
[00:05:40] Unknown:
It's like a headlock? And in some cases, Shylock's Okay.
[00:05:44] Unknown:
Okay. Yeah. You have to you have to go Greco with it. We the grappler
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gives it an action. It's the the verb. So now we have a a timid grappler, and now we have, a film franchise born. Would it be like what would he do? Probably just okay. So we're sitting on the campfire. We're telling scary stories to tell in the dark. And the story of have you heard the story of the timid grappler? One night, I was at Bible camp, was children's camp. So I was maybe sort of fourth grade, and stories of the the timid grappler were were whispered under our breath. And it turned out if you leave your cabin after dark to go to the restroom, Once you try to return to your cabin, you'd have to do this thing. Otherwise, you'd get headlocked by the timid grappler to give you a purple nerve.
[00:06:54] Unknown:
Hey. When that happens, I think my uncle might have been the timid grappler.
[00:06:59] Unknown:
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[00:07:07] Unknown:
So to avoid this, you'd have to bring the, how do you call it? A Vaseline,
[00:07:17] Unknown:
and you'd have to be oil.
[00:07:19] Unknown:
No. It'd have to be more like Vaseline. So he couldn't get a grip on your nip. He'd be able to slide free from that
[00:07:28] Unknown:
for nurture of Venice. So there was a whole bunch of young boys at your church camp rubbing Vaseline on their nipples? For protection.
[00:07:40] Unknown:
Indeed. Because it's a bunch of Christian kids, we'd have to find polite pranks to play so we wouldn't go to hell for doing them. And this was the time when the Scream franchise was big. I think it was the release of Scream two. And by this time, the masked, you know, the hands on the on the cheeks. And it's like Kevin McCallister from Malone. He just, like, opens his mouth real wide and he's, like, screaming. Like, the scream mask. It's the, the Norwegian artist who who made that painting of called the scream. Oh, yeah. I know that. I know that one. Right. So the scream mask is kind of just this wide open mouth, and it's kind of glow in the dark and cut the eyes. And it's like, there's a name for that character, the the mask character.
So this was when Phil. Phil, Bill Spector. Yep. So at camp, this, this guy came from school. I don't know how he showed up on the bus, and we went to to the same camp together. I I'd been in the camp. He had been at camp. He brought the the Halloween costume, and I tried to tell him the the story of the the timid grappler. I said terrible things will happen to you if you leave the dormitory before dawn, but he didn't care because he had the scream costume. So it would like, the black robe that he'd wear, and it'd go over the face, and he had the, like, on the tree mask. So he'd he'd he'd wait till the other, there eight eight beds, four bunk beds in the dormitory. So most people would pretend to be asleep, but he'd he'd have the costume on in his sleeping bag in his sack, and then he'd sneak out of it. He just scream all his masks out and running around the campground all night.
And he just scream mask, and then he'd go to the other cabin. So So he'd scratch at the he'd scratch at windows, and then he, like, tried to flash light it and it's, like, flash them. It's like, I flash you. Flash me back.
[00:09:53] Unknown:
He comes on to the land. He gets into the lake. He swims across the lake. He's bitten by an alligator. Neighbors are trying to throw him a life vest, trying to help him. He's growling. He comes onto the land, sees a pair of garden shears, picks them up. That's when our deputies are getting there just as he's trying to break into one of our victim's v trucks vehicles. We try to deescalate. We tase him twice. We tell him to drop the shears to no effect. The tasers had no effect on him. He climbed into a vehicle committing another armed burglar where he was trying to get to our rifle and our our shotgun, and we shot him. He swam across the lake from highway from Highway 37.
And that that's amazing in and of itself. It's a long swim. And he was gator bitten along the way. Now this is just crazy stuff. Okay? You know, that's gotta be true. You can't make it up. He gets into the lake. He
[00:10:58] Unknown:
It's the bog of eternal stench. It's it's it's the suffering, and your suffering will be, what's the Hellraiser called? Your suffering will be like, well, it's like, you know, angels, some demon, other, does the cenobites
[00:11:15] Unknown:
early into those whole aspect of this. That was a scary ass movie when I was a kid.
[00:11:21] Unknown:
Yes. Yeah. It's still a movie. I believe. Legendary.
[00:11:24] Unknown:
Your suffering will be legendary. Yeah.
[00:11:29] Unknown:
Yeah. That was a scary fucking movie. Not as scary as Freddy Krueger. That shit fucked me up. My little brother, that little son of a bitch, he was he was like because I was like nine or 10 or something, and he so he was like four or five. And the little girl singing the one, two, Freddy's coming for you. That shit got earwormed in his head. He sat there and sang it while we were laying, getting ready for bed. Like, shut up, motherfucker. Fucking stab you in your face. Stop singing that shit.
[00:12:01] Unknown:
The timid grappler is said to play a tiny violin.
[00:12:07] Unknown:
Is it ukulele?
[00:12:10] Unknown:
It's actually a Jew harp.
[00:12:14] Unknown:
The worst kind of harp.
[00:12:18] Unknown:
So hard fought hell. Yeah. But it's the same equivalent as a jaw harp, I believe.
[00:12:24] Unknown:
Yeah. With the sharpest hook.
[00:12:26] Unknown:
It's like, I I I'm just No. I'm I give. I'm not gonna answer.
[00:12:32] Unknown:
Yeah. That's a wise port, sir. Wise, like, seater. Yeah. It was the the timid grappler almost got me in that moment, and he wisely
[00:12:40] Unknown:
did not engage. Timid grappler ready to grab some nipples?
[00:12:44] Unknown:
Yep. Yep.
[00:12:48] Unknown:
Has he met Zarelath?
[00:12:51] Unknown:
The Eternal?
[00:12:53] Unknown:
Yeah. Who? Zarelath? Yes. Zarelath. He's in your Jan he's in you know, when you're when you're on secret society of good guys, he's in there fairly regularly. He loves Jaime.
[00:13:10] Unknown:
Zarela is always watching. Yeah. Seraloth is eternal.
[00:13:15] Unknown:
Yeah. And he likes to run around this shirt off, which seems to me like it's probably very dangerous if you've got this, timid grappler running around. Like, that's easy access.
[00:13:30] Unknown:
Unless you have copious amounts of Vaseline, it sounds like.
[00:13:35] Unknown:
Did you say Vaseline for, like, eye drops? Vaseline?
[00:13:39] Unknown:
That would be Visine.
[00:13:41] Unknown:
Visine. Thank you. I've been I've been put back in place.
[00:13:46] Unknown:
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[00:14:07] Unknown:
Actually, I caught my left nipple on the window last night. I think a fox was trying to kill my chickens,
[00:14:14] Unknown:
and that fucker hurts like hell. I think it's Yeah. You, do you suppose the timid grappler,
[00:14:22] Unknown:
Or I'm in front of Marcus because he's from the stinky fish people. Yeah. Stinky fish people. They like to eat the stinky fish all the fucking time. Dispose the
[00:14:31] Unknown:
dispose the timid grappler is well, we we know it's a shy He's definitely a sneaky fish eater. You think the timid grappler might be a pole lock? I know he's shy, but do you think he's a pole lock? If it's from my area, he's definitely gonna be a pole lock. He's he's definitely a pole lock. So he might not even be a real merchant of Venice. He might be a artificial merchant.
[00:14:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Or Or or not. No. No. No. No. No. The merchant of Venice is not a pole lock. That that yeah. I think Probably, like, Sicilian or something. No. Sicilian. Okay. I'm definitely not saying that. Don't when even though we make fun of the Polish people that that we love the Polish people.
[00:15:15] Unknown:
Right? That's that's They like, we poking at each other. They would not produce a creature like the timid grappler at all. There's another question in chat. Steven White writes, who feeds the pig? I think the answer is Dunkin' Donuts, probably.
[00:15:31] Unknown:
I won't say uncle if you don't.
[00:15:35] Unknown:
I'm not scared of the timid grappler. The timid grappler isn't gonna get me tonight. I've got
[00:15:43] Unknown:
You can tell it's getting serious if I if I bust out the, like, freeze dried coffee and just start
[00:15:49] Unknown:
chewing on it. I've got the burn banish, pissy minked the burn banish. I know this, keeps the activity grappler away. I've got the burn banish, pissy minked the burn banish. I know this, keeps the activity grappler away. Yes. It's kind of it it has a good consistency to it. It hydrates burnt skin, but, you know, rub it on your chest. I'm guaranteeing you, it'll keep the timid grappler away. No grilling, no grumbling. Oil. They are natural things,
[00:16:19] Unknown:
not not petroleum jelly.
[00:16:23] Unknown:
Petrolatum
[00:16:25] Unknown:
jelly. You can Then you can save the petroleum jelly for other activities. I'm not gonna discuss what that would possibly be.
[00:16:33] Unknown:
I saw somebody on Twitter say that jelly roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but don't get to see them.
[00:16:44] Unknown:
That's a hard fought hallelujah.
[00:16:46] Unknown:
I mean, that was true with his rap career too. That's fair. Naughty video chat app He's he's marrying his chatbot, but we're not at the stage yet where the chatbot divorces you, again, like, against your own wishes. And it and it was like this preview of, you know, the the Twilight Zone black mirror version of where these these companions end up going is that a corporation at any point can just say, you know, your girlfriend no longer loves you. Your wife no longer telling me that
[00:17:17] Unknown:
the most underrated dystopian future movie that was predictive was 3,000?
[00:17:26] Unknown:
I don't know if I've seen this.
[00:17:28] Unknown:
Oh. It's where it's where this dude has a has a cyborg girlfriend, and they're humping on the kitchen on the kitchen, floor, and the dishwasher overflows. And, apparently, despite being a a human android, she was susceptible to dishwater.
[00:17:45] Unknown:
Robots can't usually get this wet, but, baby, I got a waterproof check.
[00:17:51] Unknown:
And you know, which is isn't great. I mean, fuck. You you paid for an android. She should at least do the fucking dishes. Jesus. I know. Right. Like, that wonderful. But he's in love with this Android, so then he goes on this entire mission to go and and it turns out that this bot is a discontinued bot, and it's the one he's in love with. So he goes on this mission to the to the outlands where all the dead robot parts are. And on the way, he meets real human Melanie Griffith and realizes that she's pretty in pink and that pussy that on that thing is much better than the bot pussy. And so, you know, again
[00:18:31] Unknown:
This is wild too, though. It sounds like, Cherry Cherry 3,000, was it? Yeah. That was Teresa Banks from Twin Peaks. That's the girl that dies at the beginning of Twin Peaks, I believe.
[00:18:47] Unknown:
Oh, wow. Robot. Robot. Oh, wow.
[00:18:50] Unknown:
Yeah. So, apparently, that movie should be getting more more talk in the dystopian, fiction circles,
[00:18:58] Unknown:
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are you guys? Who are you, dude? What?
[00:19:16] Unknown:
No. You haven't. You're a lying dog faced pony shoulder. You said you were, but you're now you gotta be honest. I'm gonna be honest with you. Dog face. Dog face. Dog face. Dude? Dog face. Dog face. Dude.
[00:19:37] Unknown:
Dude. Dude.
