(00:00:00) Introduction and Opening Poem
(00:05:49) Welcome to the Secret Society of Good Guys
(00:10:30) Technical Difficulties and Podcasting Challenges
(00:16:01) Conspiracy Theories and Social Media
(00:27:02) Current Events and Celebrity News
(00:36:09) Mud Floods and Tartaria
(00:45:09) Gold Panning and Off-Grid Living
(01:11:08) Levi's Jeans and Designer Bloodlines
(01:23:30) Blood Types and Diets
(01:38:06) Health, Diet, and Genetic Testing
(01:47:02) Closing Remarks and Future Plans
Drop Everything & Listen to This Wild, Unfiltered Conversation Now
This isn't just another podcast episode - it's your VIP ticket to the most entertaining dinner party on the internet. The Secret Society of Good Guys (SSGG) just dropped their most unhinged, thought-provoking episode yet (79), and you need to hear it immediately.This Episode Demands Immediate Attention
1. The Viral Debate You Can't Miss
The crew tackles the internet's hottest hypothetical: "Could 100 men take down one gorilla?" The answers are:
- Hilariously obscene ("First 30 guys? Dead instantly")
- Surprisingly strategic ("You need a sleeper hold!")
- Absolutely unhinged ("Would you rather fight the gorilla or... [censored] options?")
2. Rewire Your Brain Thru Conspiracy Theorization
- The Vatican's collapse as a "time travel chess move"
- How Levi's jeans secretly connect to the Ark of the Covenant
- Candace Owens: the CIA plant performance artist?
Ben Balderson drops gold-panning secrets and the brutal truth about off-grid living:
- "Most people quit homesteading in 6 months"
- Why modern humans are "weak" compared to 18th century pioneers
- How to actually thrive when society collapses
Leila's gut health journey sparks a no-BS discussion about:
- Parasite cleanses that actually work
- Why your blood type determines what you should eat
- The scary truth about glyphosate in your food
What makes SSGG different? You don't just listen - you feel like you're there. The inside jokes, the heated debates, the moments where someone says something so crazy the whole room gasps - this is friendship in audio form.
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Join the Ultimate Dinner Party: A Wild & Witty Conversation with the Secret Society of Good Guys
Have you ever wished you could pull up a chair at the coolest dinner party—where the conversation jumps from conspiracy theories to gold panning, gut health debates to hypothetical gorilla battles? In SSGG Episode 79, the Secret Society of Good Guys delivers exactly that: a hilarious, thought-provoking, and unapologetically chaotic hangout that feels like catching up with your smartest (and weirdest) friends.What’s This Episode About?
This lively discussion covers everything from Ben Balderson’s couch philosophy to ancient megaliths, bloodline alchemy, and the wild debate of "100 men vs. one gorilla."
Here’s a taste of what went down:
1. Ben Balderson Appreciation Hour
The crew gushes over Ben’s unfiltered charm, sharing stories about his hilarious takes on masculinity, marriage, and why he finally bought a couch.
(Spoiler: It was to keep his wife around.)
2. Conspiracy Deep Dives
- The Pope’s death & "time travel chess" – Is the Vatican’s collapse part of a bigger game?
- Candace Owens: CIA plant or just chaotic? – The group debates her sudden shifts in rhetoric.
- Levi’s jeans & the Ark of the Covenant – Could denim be linked to ancient bloodline secrets?
Ben shares his gold-panning adventures, the realities of off-grid living, and why most people bail on homesteading within months. (Hint: It’s way harder than Instagram makes it look.)
4. Health & Wellness (With a Side of Chaos)
- Leila opens up about her gut health struggles, sparking a debate on detoxes, parasites, and mineral absorption.
- Blood type diets, carnivore vs. vegetarian lifestyles, and why glyphosate might be wrecking your gut.
- "100 men vs. one gorilla" – Could teamwork prevail, or would the gorilla rip through them like tissue paper?
- Would you rather sleep with 1,000 men in a day or fight a gorilla? (The answers are… revealing.)
This isn’t just a podcast—it’s a parasocial friendship experience. Whether you’re laughing at absurd hypotheticals or nodding along to fringe theories, SSGG makes you feel like you’re part of the conversation.
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Gorilla Warfare: How Many Men Does It Take?
Levi's, Levites, and the Alchemy of Bloodlines
Gold Rush 2023: Modern Panning Adventures
From Diets to Dirt: Unraveling Health and Environment Mysteries
The Secret Society of Good Guys: A Night of Kiki and Conspiracy
In this lively episode of the Secret Society of Good Guys, we dive into a myriad of topics ranging from the whimsical to the profound. We kick off with a playful debate about how many men it would take to defeat a gorilla, a topic that has taken the internet by storm. This leads us into a discussion about the strength and stamina of animals versus humans, with insights into historical battles and the role of women in ancient warfare. We also touch on the fascinating world of gold panning, as Benjamin Balderson shares his experiences and the potential for a modern-day gold rush given the current value of gold.
As the conversation unfolds, we explore the intriguing connections between Levi's jeans and the Levites, pondering the significance of bloodlines and the potential alchemical properties of certain materials. The episode takes a deeper turn as we discuss the importance of diet, blood types, and the potential impact of modern interventions on our health. We also delve into the environmental impact of glyphosate and its role in mobilizing aluminum in the soil. Throughout the episode, the hosts maintain a light-hearted and humorous tone, making for an entertaining and thought-provoking listen.
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Aquatic dogs in their own insane lane through rivers they ride. Seas they roam in the ocean depths. They make their home.
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Well, I'm talking about insanity.
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Oh, no. Oh. I try to shoot the download, but time is still in the ear. Oh, no. Oh. Yeah. All around in my hometown. I just clapped right up. Nobody stopped me. Nobody chased me. Nobody cared that I carried a whip on me. No. Michelle
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is a trans.
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I'm sorry. She's a what?
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Transgender.
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We all know. Oh my gosh.
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Can you save us, Britney Spears? Can we be saved?
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God. Why is Satan controlling the universe?
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The world we used to think we knew is constantly exposing woo. Our possibilities come true. So what we do is call out to the good guys, good guys. Witches, widows, naga, the six Infotaining Honey Legos, good guys. The forum of the quorum needs a secretive society to advance our philosophies intentionally, magically. Good guys. Conspiracy sucks. Jamekins, it's okay to change your thinking. Good guys. Good guys. Conspiracy, sex, comics, Jamaicans. It's okay to change your thinking. Good guys. Good guys. Good guys. Good guys.
[00:05:49] Unknown:
Be up yourself. Welcome back to another episode of the secret society of good guys. As always, this is Friday night, a little after midnight, and, we are your good guys. Thank you for joining us. We might have Benjamin Balderson join us in a few, so make sure you hit the like and subscribe. And if you're somebody just hanging out in a chat room, keep pressing the heart. That probably helps with the algorithm as well. Hi, ladies. How are you?
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Hey. What's going on?
[00:06:22] Unknown:
You know, I was like, I thought I rolled a joint to hang out, you know, for the show like I do. And I was like, oh, so I rolled that. Maybe I didn't. I guess I'll stop another one. It's fine. And I felt something roll off my leg.
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Where did it go? Oh, Christmas.
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Like, how quickly? So,
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yeah. It's gonna be a fun night. Like, he has a r in there.
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Every time. But I've always liked the way you say it. One for Benjamin. Yes. Benjamin.
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It's all about the Benjamins.
[00:07:01] Unknown:
It's all about the Benjamins, baby. It's fun. I love Ben Balderson. If you guys don't know, you can follow him on Odin's alchemy everywhere. And a fun thing that probably with, like, the the deliberating dog face dudes, like, it just seems like this is gonna be a Kiki. And how often do you get to see Ben Balderson Kiki? Never. Even the thought feels like you are on the highest possible timeline. You are gonna watch Ben Balderson hang out and talk about Britney Spears. Didn't think it happened, did you? Welcome to your 2025.
[00:07:37] Unknown:
That is so what I love about Ben. He's actually, like he doesn't seem like he would be fun like that, but he absolutely is.
[00:07:45] Unknown:
He doesn't seem like he'd be, like, corny and, like, let's kiki. Yeah. Totally. Is that guy. Yeah.
[00:07:52] Unknown:
He's so, like, he's so strong in his masculinity. He don't give a fuck.
[00:07:57] Unknown:
He doesn't. He doesn't care at all. One of my favorite things that he said is, I would have never had a couch, but I wanted my wife to stay around. Like, when they were dating, he's like, I liked hanging out with her. And so I thought in my head, she like couch. I get couch. And it's just, like, even how masculine that idea is that you wouldn't have a couch. But that I get it. I mean, parts of me gets it. So what's going on with you guys? Anything new? Since we were last here, I don't know if you heard, but the pope died. I don't know if you get oh, Leila, you're on mutiny mute.
Uh-oh. It's gonna be Tweety. Let's try it again.
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No. No point. No.
[00:08:56] Unknown:
Oh, you'll have to go out and come back in. You're it's like Mickey Minnie Mouse. You look so cute, though. I know. It's good. You look Minnie Mouse.
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But she did kinda did for a second. You said Minnie Mouse, and I was like, oh, absolutely. She's cute.
[00:09:23] Unknown:
She might have to okay. She's all the way out. I don't know. You know what? I one of my USB cords loosed in my microphone. It is not an episode of Secret Society of Good Guys. That probably means it's gonna be a fun show. We always have audio, issues at the beginning. So if you are watching on Rumble, a few people watch on Rumble, and a few people watch on x. I do want to grow, the x audience. Like, shout out to the people who are still stuck on the YouTube land because we are gonna go live on spaces sometimes. And we'd like we have, like you guys are so cool and smart, and we know that so many of you would join us to hang out. So, yeah, maybe, it would be nice if you guys get accounts and make sure you follow us over on x so that you can come hang out in spaces with us when we're gonna run those. And actually on x positions.
Yay. Forever.
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Like, I'm, like, barely on x anymore. Like, I'm, like, quick look or quick repost, but other than that, I don't x like how I used to because I'm so busy. But I need to get back on it once I start investing again.
[00:10:30] Unknown:
You can tell the audience however much you want. So we weren't here last week. Leila's been a little bit under the weather, and, Thomas is on a secret mission that we'll share with you, next Friday when he gets back. But you know those Masons. Those are secret missions. To Alaska. Yeah. Well, it's not a secret anymore.
[00:10:51] Unknown:
Oh, shit. Whoops.
[00:10:56] Unknown:
That's fucking it. I don't think it's a secret at all, really.
[00:11:01] Unknown:
Well, let's see. I mean, we're just trying to make it sound cool. Yeah. We're just trying to make it sound cool. Guys, you can't blame me. I've been working for twelve hours straight, and as soon as I got out of work, I came straight on here. So my brain is not braining. So it's gonna make for an entertaining episode.
[00:11:20] Unknown:
My brain isn't braining. So yeah. Oh, they were like, oh, Leila's rightfully salty with x.
[00:11:30] Unknown:
Booted it all up. And Chaney. Chaney too.
[00:11:33] Unknown:
It's just not I I I, like, couldn't take it personally with just x. I would take it more personally, actually. Like, if I had one that the most followers I kept losing was TikTok. Yeah. The most information that I felt like I actually worked my ass off at, like, putting together and slides and all this shit that I lost was on Instagram. Yeah. So x is, like, hits me least. And then Facebook, I walked away from. It's one of the few relationships that I ended. Okay?
[00:12:03] Unknown:
I'm still shadowbanned on Facebook after, like, two years of not posting anything really political. So I'm just like, oh, you guys really hate me because I went off on that bitch about the jibbity jabbity juice. You know what we talk about all the time? Yes. I can't. It's
[00:12:24] Unknown:
it's triggering to me, and everyone's like, oh, whatever. Blah blah blah blah blah. There's other shit. No. Because kids. Like, it's going to be the thing that, like like, I don't care. Tell me about your food dye. But are have we arrested Fauci yet? And are we stopping to give infant vaccine schedule? Because, otherwise, it's just, like, certain things that I'm like, I can't not I can't pretend this is good. I can't pretend your vaccines are good. Why why are all your vaccines compared against my, wishful thinking called the placebo effect, called Period. Me manifesting it, called my magic? Why is every single other medication balanced against just placebo?
Yeah.
[00:13:09] Unknown:
Someone used to fool me and give me a placebo and say, this is gonna magically heal your gut. Boom. And then it happened.
[00:13:18] Unknown:
We need to get into doctor Joe Dispenza. He wrote the book, You Are the Placebo, and it's pretty good. I, Highly recommend.
[00:13:29] Unknown:
Oh, Leila. You gotta get like, when you plug it in again before you come back in, if you have tape, tape that bend it at you know, like, old school how we used to have to do our phones or, like, your Nintendo controller, you'd have to, like, bend it and, like, you you know, like, it only hit in a certain I was the only one that rigged my shit. Does it matter? Amazing fans should buy Leila an awesome microphone. Sure, Mike. Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm gonna buy one soon anyway. We don't have a daddy out there that is to buy Leila an awesome microphone.
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You know what I need to do is
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do that. Believe we don't have a daddy that can afford a you a microphone and would just, like, hit up your, like, Amazon wish list and just take care of that. I need a pay pig.
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Okay? A pay pig, would be great where I could just, like, shut the fuck up, bitch. Give me a thousand dollars right now. I need to pay my fucking mortgage. You would be good at being a pay dom. Yeah. Did you hear that, y'all? Keep that in mind. Future. I'm happy to see it. Just saying. You'd be really good at being a pay dom, I think. I would. But I don't think I have the have it in me to, like, do that to people. I could talk all this shit, but, like, to actually do that, like, my heart would hurt. I can't do it.
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But if you were like this disgusting fucking pig, you wanna take all his money.
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I can't do it. That's okay. I can't. I feel so bad. Do you wanna give it to me and, like, just be nice? I've been, like, the only three eyes know. Eyes
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knows exactly what they fit in the one. You should. Oh, yeah. See? And Nigel knows too. He's like, why don't you call the I the White House and ask him?
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Can we use my tax money? No. Yeah. You're still paying taxes, motherfucker.
[00:15:28] Unknown:
Taxes. Still wanna work. I don't even like them mixing death in with my taxes. I don't even like them saying what? Everything nothing but death and taxes. No. In my lifetime, I will I will live years and not worry about taxes. All of you will. We aren't killing the pope for nothing, you guys. You're not coming here every week to join the SSGG, why we podcast and kill popes and queens and kings and Bidens for no reason. It's because we're getting rid of taxes. Okay? This is one of them.
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Absolutely. I have to shout out Rachel in the chat. She just said that mine and Boosie's or changed her life from the transurfing stuff. I'm like, that's pretty freaking amazing. Thank you. I'm glad that some people have actually seen the value in it. So that means a lot to me.
[00:16:22] Unknown:
Yeah. That's really awesome. I think a lot of people should check it out because, because of your guys' episodes, it gave me a grasp. Like, I don't know why like, I'm kind of smart sometimes about some things, but then other things, it's very roadblocky for me. And there was something about the trans surfing you probably remember, Abby. I couldn't even fucking remember the name Yeah. Forever. So,
[00:16:44] Unknown:
yeah. If you will riding the wave of fortune.
[00:16:48] Unknown:
And I believe in that. I completely believe the people that believe they're lucky or believe that good stuff happens to them or believe I think it does happen. And if you think everything shitty always happens to me, it always will. It does. It's the reticular activate or
[00:17:07] Unknown:
reticular activation something. R. E. S. That's what it stands for. It's in your brain, and it's a real thing. And then the best way to train your brain and, like, to get things that you want is to confirm shit when it happens. Like, make a bold statement like, my world always takes care of me. And every time it does, you see something, like, you get the best parking spot. My world takes care of me. You reaffirm it, and then you're training your brain, that that RAS in your brain, to pick it up and and only see those good things. And and you get more of it, more of it, more of it. It's but it does the same thing opposite. Yeah. It does the same thing oppositely. So And for one instance, it's saying earn.
[00:17:46] Unknown:
Like, I need to earn this much or I earn this much, say, I allow myself to have this much. I allow myself to have, like, you say whatever dollar amount in your head, and then you get that. And then you're like, wait a minute. If I'm allowed to have that, then why not shoot for a bigger? I allow myself to be a millionaire. I allow myself to be very successful. I I allow it. When you allow it, it happens. You're allowing things to happen. You say need,
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you're always saying I need it. So you'll never have it. You know what I say?
[00:18:20] Unknown:
Show me how good it can get.
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Yes. Yeah. So
[00:18:25] Unknown:
Yeah. Show me how good it can get. Timeline. That's another one we say. Yeah. Highest oh, you if you see me I always tell this to people too even when they're bummed out or sad. I'm like, if you see me here, there's a ton of timelines I died. Benjamin. This one, if you still see me, you're on the highest possible timeline too. Shit's about to get good. And I send him the link? He's asking for the link. Benjamin. Abby? Benjamin. Oh, shit. I know. That's on me. That's on Abby.
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Abby
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was the secretary for that. Yeah. Abby is not. How many girls does it take to poor Ben. He's like, can you broads get it together? Can you divine feminine get it together?
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We need we need the masculine anchor. Come on. Yeah.
[00:19:15] Unknown:
We're out of control over here without Thomas. We're just clucking around here. Do suck.
[00:19:22] Unknown:
No. We're doing the girl thing by, like, saying what's on our mind or whatever, like, poop pops in there from the downloads of the frequency, and we just say whatever we want. And I love that. We don't have to be scripted like everybody else, like fucking Candace Owens or whatever the fuck is happening with that bitch you see. Boom. Came into my head. Candace Owens for no reason. Told you I'm shot out of a cannon tonight, y'all.
[00:19:53] Unknown:
What's wrong with Candace Owens?
[00:19:56] Unknown:
She's, like, wishy washy, and the idea that is going around is that she jumped on the Trump train to, like, pull people in and, like, make fans. And so that when she does go back to the liberal side, that she has a big number to pull with her, but that's what people are saying. I don't know. But she's definitely a plant, a CIA plant. A Boschope? Boschope. Yeah.
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I don't know.
[00:20:28] Unknown:
I like her. I don't know. I like her, but I don't know. I don't know. I it's like there's this weird
[00:20:37] Unknown:
line of, like, success that happens to anyone that the second you hit this certain line of success, you're a fed or a plant. But then there's also where, just because somebody's new to you, you're you assume they're new on the scene. And then there's a whole thing of, like, that should be me sitting with Joe Rogan. Mhmm. Where some people are like, I've been saying that shit for way longer than Candace Owens. That should be me sitting with Tim Dillon. Fuck Candace Owens. And so I do think there is a level of some people aren't just fucking entertaining. And everybody thinks just because they have this certain amount of information, it's like, yeah. But you're fucking
[00:21:24] Unknown:
boring or whatever. You know? The reason why people are saying this for number one, she is now saying that Harvey Weinstein could be an innocent man and that they're just, dragging him through the mud because he's ugly and old. And then another thing is, like, turning against the whole Trump train, and, like, that's what they're saying. A lot of Trump supporters, of course. Do I know what she is? Absolutely not. Is she a plant? I kinda think so, maybe. Just a little bit. Because she's been in the game for a while. Like, for a while while.
[00:21:59] Unknown:
Yeah. She's been hanging out for a long time now, Cam. Yes. And it's been saying since IDDM,
[00:22:04] Unknown:
like, as an actress. You know how they
[00:22:07] Unknown:
you search, like, certain people and they show know, but that isn't like, that's the goal of every fucking drama kid. And I feel like most podcasters are drama kids. Like, I'm like, how to like, I don't you can find me in a stupid fucking movie.
[00:22:30] Unknown:
I could have been in Britney's video, the one where she broke her leg because that's where she record like, where I used to live, that's where she recorded it, and I saw her. But, they canceled it. The video was Snoop Dogg in the park and shit.
[00:22:45] Unknown:
One time I, auditioned for do you remember the MTV show Fear? Oh, yeah. You auditioned for that? Yeah. And then I didn't want to. Like, I didn't make it, but I didn't never get I didn't get a call. I think it was, like, the, like, the wait in line, and then I got an interview and then a second interview. But that I didn't want it. I felt like they were gonna make me do what I said I wasn't didn't wanna do. And I didn't want to sit in a chair and evoke a spirit into me. Like, when they there was, like, a list of, like, what you wouldn't do. And I was, like, I'm not evoking things. Hell no. Oh, shit. Because I was, like, 20 I didn't even know a lot about magic then when I was No. But that just doesn't seem right. Yeah. I'm not gonna sit in an empty pool and invoke
[00:23:32] Unknown:
yeah. Go on. Wheel of Fortune. I wanted to be a contestant on there so bad, and I was, like, searching high and low, like, at my age to go in, you know, and when to do it. And I just couldn't figure out, but I really wanted to go on that show because I'm super good at that. Wheel of fortune.
[00:23:53] Unknown:
I don't know if I'm great at Wheel of Fortune. I'd be, like, one of those idiots that said the thing that they're like, what?
[00:24:03] Unknown:
We're like, woah. We love you, love, baby.
[00:24:09] Unknown:
Yes. Like, I'd out too much about myself. It doesn't say that at all. So we already said it, oh, bitch. Yeah. I I don't think Wheel of Fortune would be my game. I think Jeopardy but one of the things with Jeopardy, I'm gonna let you know, that kinda drives me nuts. Why can't anyone write their stuff nice? Why do they write their fucking chicken scratch at the end? Oh, because it's it's like you're writing on the screen. You know? You those and they never come out right. I think that's what it is. Some people take their time and add a flower. Some days I'm like, you got all that time that the song's playing. Hook up the and if you don't know it, you know you don't know it. Come clever with a joke on that thing or something. Yeah. And don't put a dollar amount if you don't know the answer.
[00:24:54] Unknown:
They don't know the answer sometimes. They didn't know they don't know it, and they still put a fucking an amount in the mount down. And I'm just like
[00:25:03] Unknown:
I don't think I'd be good at, like, Price is Right. I don't know what game would be my like, probably a weird, like, 10,000 pyramid or something where it's just weird questions. That's so stupid. There was a lot of games. Like, we grew up on a lot of fucking games tell but if you think of all those fucking game shows, they were just commercials for appliances. Yeah. The entire game show was just an ad for it was the original Joe Rogan. It was just like, make sure you spayed and neuter your pets and buy this Maytag and buy this Volkswagen and go on this trip to Paris, and it was the entire thing was just a commercial.
[00:25:42] Unknown:
I pulled money out of my boob.
[00:25:45] Unknown:
That's all it was. That's one of the world's oldest pocketbooks.
[00:25:49] Unknown:
Mhmm. It doesn't work for, like, flat chested women like myself.
[00:25:54] Unknown:
So I'm never But you could probably just stick a credit card in your ass cheeks. Yeah. I could. You can probably hold a few cards in your ass cheeks.
[00:26:04] Unknown:
Well, let's face it. Nothing in your ass cheeks is comfortable.
[00:26:08] Unknown:
No. No. Not even thongs. Like,
[00:26:11] Unknown:
ugh. But I used to not think about thongs, but now I really appreciate them. I was never a thong girl. And now it's like I hate them. I still wear them.
[00:26:20] Unknown:
This is annoying. Like, something up your ass all the fucking time.
[00:26:24] Unknown:
I think I'm so used to it from working out in them and then also, you know, wearing them on for check ins and on stage and stuff. I'm just If you're up to me, I'd go commando all day every day. We Dirty Harry, we did do an episode with David.
[00:26:42] Unknown:
It's closer to the beginning, but he's gonna come back and hang out soon with Thomas. I don't remember what episode, but it was
[00:26:49] Unknown:
he was one of he's on one of the plate? He has, like, long hair kind of, like, gray hair. On the show. Yeah. Yeah. I remember. Yeah. So many lovely guests on our show.
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Yes. We really have. And I need to have time to, like, schedule again. But I I do think I'm gonna have some more time and be able to, we're all this is so for real. We are all MK Ultra ed. But also Rachel, no relation to Donnie.
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Wahlbergs.
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Nerdy. My hair is a mess. What else is happening? So, we killed the pope. I mean, the pope died.
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And then It's that actor. That actor died today. 59 years old. What was his name? Jerm Jeffrey or Jeremy something? He played what character? What superhero? Someone in the chat will know. Where's my
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oh, man.
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He died today. He's a good actor. Hold on. Let me find out.
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Zertes is awesome.
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Okay. You might have to send him a link because every time I send Ben the link, it's doing some weird thing where it wants him to sign up for Restream. So the link worked for me, but I don't know why it's not liking him.
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Alright. You guys talk about something when I do it.
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Sorry. That's why I wasn't as engaged in the conversation as I was trying to send it to him multiple times in different formats. It's fake. I was scrolling.
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But, oh, what are we gonna talk about? Let's see. The pope died. Something else happened that I wanted to talk about.
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So are they electing new pope, you think? I mean, they're supposed to, I guess. But Like, if I'm a gambler?
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Something about it feels like No. Right? The Vatican crumbles. In my timeline, if you're on the highest possible timeline, everywhere there's a mono monolith, the city of London, we already killed the queen, you guys. We've been playing this game already. For those of you that have been playing along for since project Chaney, we already killed the queen. So we took that monolith already. And then the pope dies, so now we get that chess piece. And and these all these chess pieces in my head, now I just realized structures, they're just important if we're playing time travel games.
Like, this is the only reason. So we know a place and we know a time. And then if Abby's winning in the time travel game, guess what? The monolith probably has a little bit different of a writing on it than it does if I'm winning in the time travel game. So, I think DC, we took that out, already with, like, Biden. Like, DC with all the, you know, fences around every building. So it's I just think monolith, time travel games, highest possible timeline. We don't put the monoliths back up. Fuck DC. Fuck the city of London. Fuck the Vatican.
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Speaking of time travel, wasn't there a cover with Donald Trump in 1999? And on the cover, it quotes him saying, I don't know why time time travelers are trying to kill me. I'm just a real estate guy.
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It is a meme that everyone always, throws around. Like and it's a thing that Elon always reposts.
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I don't know why they wanna kill him. Why would they wanna kill him if it were a true thing? Like, time travelers from the future just wanna kill him because they know that he's gonna probably unleash something that humanity is not ready for. Or
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I think he's gonna create
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yeah.
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But humanity is ready for it. That's the thing. It's like, we don't real I think everyone's upgrading right now. You don't even all know it. Oh, yeah. That's why it's important to, like, do your shadow work shit now because the whole world's gonna be going through it. Yes. Something's
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I don't know if it's us or if they are somehow hacking us and making us, like, woo hoo, crazy, or something's up. I don't know. I can't put my finger on it. Woo hoo. Like
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And where should I oh, Ben, check your x. I text it to you too, but I don't know. And I'm like, I thought I could send it to you on Telegram, but I feel like I'm just gonna send it to a chat room of people. That's probably not a good idea. Yeah. Like, I'm like, I don't think that's been privately. So I think I have been on x, and I'll send the link there. How do you know when your friends are off grid? These are like, okay. All right. I sent the link to let me make sure it's the right one. Yep. That should work. Okay. I'm so stressed out. That is I'm really I was stressed out. I was like, shh. I know. It it's like I don't have It shouldn't have been that difficult.
Because I already thought we took care of it. I wouldn't take good care of it. My bad. I'm sorry to put it on you, Abby. No. I should have just sent it to him. But then again, it didn't work when I sent it to him. So I think I probably sent them the same link that you did. Exactly
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the way they're supposed to, I think. So
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remember how I said someone died, an actor, but apparently, it was a fake post, and it said, gene Jeffrey Dean Morgan. That guy. But he didn't really die. I thought he did.
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Wouldn't it be weird if there was a hoax about your like, if you were a celebrity and some of the all these people were like, oh, they died. And you woke up and you're like, I didn't
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die. I Wouldn't that freak you out? It would. Because I would think, what kind of spell are they trying to do on me here? Like, shit. I'm gonna die soon. Yeah. I'd get all Randy Quaid. This is some Star Wacker warning bullshit. Yeah.
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Oh, Singapore, apparently, underneath their megastructures that, I guess, that are famous in Singapore, apparently, they have the same long structures underneath their temples, but they're not temples. They're starting to believe that there's star forts and portals.
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Yeah. Was it Singapore or Cambodia? Cambodia or Singapore? I don't know. I thought it was Cambodia. One or the other? Yeah. Isn't that the same thing as under the Giza Pyramid. Right? Or all They're probably all like that, honestly.
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Imagine what's under the Bosnian pyramid, and that shit's fucking huge. Well, you know how we're talking about the three monoliths?
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What about if as above, so below and the pyramids are just tips of monoliths? That's all they are. So they we have these little puny monoliths above ground. And in reality, the walls below the ground. So as we take out these above power structures, maybe we're getting back the energetic
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Like the Easter Island heads that were actually had full bodied.
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Okay. And then you know what else I also like? In the realm of kind of conspiracy, wherever you land, like, whatever your kind of gig is, like, whatever thing you're into or whatever thing you kind of conceptualize being somewhat of the truth they keep from us, you're right about a lot of it. Like, however crazy you think, you're right about a lot of it, and then you're also wrong about a lot of it. Like, whatever the truth may be. I I just think it there it's like this very cool idea that there's so much that they've kept from you. Like, your little kid brain, whatever your little kid brain could, like, muster, they've kept probably kept that secret from you. You know? It's kinda wild. So
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on that topic, with all these megastructures underneath, where did all the fucking dirt come from? Where did all the dirt come from? From? Sorry. That was trillions of tons of fucking dirt just and sand and whatever elements that are in these fucking, megaliths or whatever you wanna fucking call them at this point. Portals. Where is it coming from? And you're gonna say a mudflow. Was it a mudflip? Or is it
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the trench? Okay. So that's weird. Now let me figure this out. That worked from my phone. That's fucking weird, and my computer's, like, just going retarded about it. Alright. Hold on. I'll be right back. Okay. I'm not I'm not gonna do
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that. Here. Awesome. Cool. Mud floods is a good topic. I'm interested about that with and see what business it all. The Tartaria stuff. Yes. Yeah. That's what I was kinda saying. It's, like, really, for the flat earthers, you're right about some of it. For the Tartarian people, you're right about a lot of it. Like, for the, like, ancient and TikwikTech alone people, you're right. Like, for the people that are like, they've stole something. They've stole something. Yes. For, like, you know, it just seems like there's some even The giant trees. Yes. You're right. The giant tree people, you are onto something. The people that are like, I think this was a huge building that melted with an ancient dew. I think you might be onto something too. It's like, I actually am a person that kind of believes everybody's closer to right, and they need us like, instead of wrong. Like, if they actually took time to philosophize about each other's ideas, they could put that filter into their own idea and be like, oh, this coulda happened as well. Like, it's all
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about the melding of the minds where you sit there and you're like, what if what if you play the whole what if game? And then you're like, oh, that feels like the truth. Somehow all come together and you find the new truth.
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So what if okay. Talking about all this dirt, what if this dirt did not come through a mud flood, but it came from the inner realms of them creating their own realms in inner earth and just needing to put it somewhere? Yeah. Like, there are no good structures to keep their whatever We're gonna be able to see earth. So we gotta pull yeah. And just excavate them. Layer on top of what they built just so they're not found and hidden. That could be a fuck that's an awesome awesome That's a very good theory, actually. I
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think
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We're they're saying, oh, you know, mudflow
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flood. I don't know. I think Like, and then when you think about certain, like, events, like sandstorms or, like, where they're, like, there was the great, you know, like, Middle Mideast or whatever happened in the Midwest where it was all dry like a dust bowl. Doesn't that seem similar to somewhere way where people are, like, you know where the Pyramids were? It used to be jungle. It was all fertile. So there's like, well, what the fuck happened? Like, in those kind of times, it feels like, what did they do? Like, where did all this dirt like, they just released all this dirt into the air?
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I don't know. There's some technology that we don't know about that exists that pulverizes shit into sand probably. How about you, like, if they cut down a big tree,
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the dust bowl would be what happened immediately afterward because there would be no shade of the big tree anymore.
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Well, if you look at the trees that are, petrified, they turn into crystal, and a lot of the sand is crystal that exists. So it's silica.
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I bet if Ben's listening to us, he's, like, wanting to come in and tell us all that. Tell it. Yeah. I know. I know he's gonna bring up our chaos in our chat right before Ben gets here as if. Yeah. Come on. As fucking if. Let's not do that. Can we not trigger Ben right at the beginning of our fucking show? That'll make him more triggered than trans kids.
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Yeah. Don't they them him? Come on. Yeah.
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Let's not. Let's not. Let's not. Let's keep it. Let's keep it on a Kiki. Let's keep it on a Kiki level. Yeah. Abby has her nails dead. I I know you guys. I'm so nerdy. Like, I I have so much I feel like by next week, some stuff I'll be able to talk about. But I am like, oh, I'm doing some nerdy little things that I'm excited, but I don't wanna okay. I'll try again. Hey, Pete. Hey.
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What's up? Welcome.
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That's so that's so weird. So what's going on is when you try and put that into the Messenger, it automatically takes you to restream and tries to make you start your own account and all this shit. I only only when I clicked on it on specifically on the one in x from Cheney, that one would take me here. But when I originally pulled it because I have had x on my phone and I didn't have it on my computer, so I pulled it off my phone and I sent it to myself through Messenger, and it did the same thing as when Abby sent it.
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And I just took the one Abby sent and did it. But this is what I think. Restream is the spirit airline of services. And so it seems cheaper on the onset, but when you have to add all the features, like, I just wanna bring luggage with me on my flight. Or maybe you wanna use the bathroom. That'll cost you $5 to open the door. That's what this service seems to be like, so I probably will StreamYard any day now. I'm probably not far from StreamYard. But I am getting smoother at using these tools, and I'm a little clunky at StreamYard, but I spend half my time there anyway. So You're talking about arcades?
I know. That's what I said. I see. No. Because somebody I said, can we not bring up Archaics right when Ben Balderson is getting in the fucking room? You might as well bring up trans kids. Yeah.
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Like, they're just gonna start off right there? I mean, I
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I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm
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feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I'm feeling just like, oh, this is this is what we're up to today. I see you. I see you.
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Oh. You know? I heard something.
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If the world was right, he'd be swinging the wind like laundry.
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Dude, you know what I heard this week a lot? That the holy trinity are not what people say it is, but it's Abraxas, Sophia, and Jesus, apparently. And that's the holy trinity. And who is that? Even make sense? Man, it's going around the Internet, and they're saying that's the divine trinity. Abraxas is the the good and the evil, and the he's higher than the god the Abrahamic gods that everybody worships. And there's a lot of this shit going on about Abraxas and Sophia and Jesus.
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I'm, like, in my head, like, in my conceptual head, like, Abraxas is in a completely different realm, space, and time, and then Sophia is a completely different religion, and then Jesus is a whole different cons it it's like Dude,
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I know. Mixed And everyone says, oh, this is not this is all narcissism. I'm like, no, it's not.
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Uh-uh. Unless they think Abraxas is the demiurge, and they're trying to say something like that. Mhmm. Like, if they're trying to be like, oh, yeah, the Boath is Abraxas. Then it's but I don't under I don't serpent body, lion face instead of a chicken face and a serpent body.
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Abraxas. Everything after the the Theosophical Society really did a number pushing everything together. What this reminds me of is, if anybody's ever looked up, like, the great white brotherhood, which is a Theosophical Society concept where all these, superhero good guys from myth, you know, Jesus and Akumara, whoever you like, and they're all sitting up in Shambhala, and they're waiting for us to be fucked just enough. So that way, they can come down and help. You know, we're not getting screwed over quite enough yet. They're up there like, no. They need to get the French tickler out with the no lube, and then we will come help.
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Then we'll save them. What have you been up to on the farm, Ben? Not in I wanna go back to this. I just know you were busy, and Abby was saying you are gonna try to be here if you're not digging,
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like, ditches or something. Yeah. Yeah. We well, we weren't supposed to go out gold panning. Got a look got a little bit. I did. But, my dad, he just had heart surgery, and, he thought he'd be up to going out and doing it, but I I think he's having a reaction to the medications they're giving him. So it's giving him pretty wicked diarrhea, and that kinda put a hex on that. I can't imagine anything worse than, being out in the middle of the mountains climbing up streams with the shits. That don't sound great.
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Hey, Ben. Gold pan. I'll go on, Leila.
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Do you think that there's a silent gold rush that people are not talking about, but there's tons of gold to be found in mother nature right now?
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Oh, yeah. And the thing is the the thing that people are are not quite grasping is if you just go back twenty years, gold was only worth, like, 2 to $300 an ounce. Now it's 30 it's top $3,500 an ounce. Well, at 2 to 300 an ounce, you're willing to leave a lot behind. You're not willing to to go through a lot. You need to get a substantial return in order to make any kind of money. At $3,500 an ounce, oh, that don't take a whole lot. That's an ounce is not very big of gold. And so all these all this gold around that wasn't huge deposits that people would have ignored at $200 an ounce, at $3,500 an ounce, that's not so easy to ignore.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I see a lot of panning going around on the Internet. People are, like, out there right now. I'm like, who've I kinda wanna get a pan and start, like, panning for gold, baby.
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I would totally take a trip trip. Like, that would be something that in my nerdy savings that I'd be like, alright, you guys. I'm gonna save up blank amount of k, and I'm gonna get cameras, and we're all gonna let Ben like, we're gonna get a lease somewhere where we all decide, like, alright, you guys. Here's our summer plan. And, like, this is one of the reasons I learned how to weld. Like, this is one of the reasons I was like, if you're out doing gold, any of the equipment you need, there's no one around to fix it. It has to be you. So if that's your horse, you have to be able to fix that horse, whatever it is out in the middle of nowhere. And so, like, those kind of skill sets, I'm like, I'm gonna gold pan or, like, the whole thing.
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Like, drudge, do the whole the whole See if I can find an ounce a day right now, that's perfect.
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That's what I'm saying. And, you know, twenty years ago, an ounce, that wasn't gonna be a you know, it wasn't a bad day, but it wasn't, you know, something to write home to mom about. But making $3,500 in a day, that's a good day.
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Seeing in Nevada, my dad was a gold miner off and on because he did construction, and sometimes he'd go work for the mines. But they did, like they would just blast a whole hill. And, it was like my they were doing micro gold. Like, they were looking for, like, the smallest particles. So some places do that. But
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And do you think a lot of it is, like, maybe, you know, in, like, a hundred monkeys of a way, something happened to society for blank amount of decades that people stopped having the eyes for looking? Like, there was so much gold maybe on necklaces and in jewelry stores and gold, gold, gold. And, like, it had a different value and other things like dollars and cryptos and other things start having this value that, people have the eyes again to be like, that's an old river. That's an old because people are actually looking into that kinda shit again. So we're almost, like, retraining our brain backward a little bit collectively.
Sometimes I think that
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Well, we we really see society falling apart, and doing things like this is starting to take on a much greater appeal. It's it's where ten years ago when jobs were more plentiful, when the economy wasn't completely tanked, you could maybe achieve the American dream. And, you know, everybody knows that the lottery is basically a scam because most poor people, that's the only idea that they could ever get rich. Well, this you know, there there's they they call them retirement nuggets. They're they're around. They exist. I just saw I just saw a hundred gram nugget that somebody pulled out up where up by where we live just the other day. Hundred hundred grams, that's a $14,000
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nugget. Wish that on you so hard. So I just so you know.
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Yeah. That I where you're just like, look. Yeah. And people this is what I picture next. Don't show that on screen and been saying, I dare somebody to come and try to take it. I'll give them my address.
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Yeah. I'm probably the only person that has on the Internet that I've ever seen that's done major speaking that that has always been open about where I live. I just don't care. Like, yeah. Good luck.
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I think, you know, for, like if you were starting a restaurant, I don't know what I don't know what it's called, where you get paid, like, a little bit to consult. Like, I'd be a good consultant to do a restaurant. You'd be a good consultant for somebody living off grid. Yeah. Like, there's so many people that think, like, okay. I bought my land. I have my hundred k. I'm gonna build my cabin. Here I go. And then a year later, their kids are starving.
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Oofta. Out here, we see there's ladies live literally right above us. I don't think they lived here six months before their house was back up for sale. The guy that Brian bought his house from, I don't think that guy made it eight months and his house was back up for sale. Like Yeah. It's they they well, the thing is is they sell you something on the Internet. And it's like, have all the modern conveniences, but don't have to work. And you're like, you don't have to go work for somebody else. The the whole thing is is, like, if you look at if you follow my YouTube at all, there's all kinds of shit on there, like, do me doing electrical or plumbing or fixing my truck. Well, I have to do that. Somebody's gotta do it. So I either gotta pay money for somebody else to do that for me, which means that I've gotta go to work or else I've got to go do it. So somebody's got to do the work no matter what. And and I somewhere in there, they didn't tell that to people that you were actually gonna have to do all the work yourself that there's honestly, most things I couldn't even hire somebody to come out here to do for me even if I wanted to.
Ain't nobody coming out here. They'd char have to charge you so damn much to do it that, it would it would just break you. So you've gotta learn to do everything yourself. And when you start doing that, you have to be very minimalist. And we as a society are extremely not minimalist. We're we're consumers. Consumers to the max.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Even the amount of time just, like, to have to think about, like, we have, like, if you have a wood stove, who's gonna cut the wood for the stove? Cool. Who's gonna bring in the wood, dry the wood? Like, there's all these stages of wood before you just are like, I cut down a tree and threw it in the fire. Like, I don't know. So it's just every stage of living off grid. I think people have these fairy tales sometimes. Like, they're just gonna move, and I'm like, that life ain't for everyone. It could be, but you we're lazy. Like, we're very fucking lazy as a society. Dark creature comfort and
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And weak. Like, you look at pictures from the seventeen hundreds, these people aren't in nicely insulated buildings and shit like that. You're like, why can I see through all the walls? It's it's South Dakota. It's negative 20 outside. You can see through your walls, bro. Like, what the hell? And you're sitting there in a jacket. You weren't even, like, glued up. You're just sitting there in a jacket. How the hell? We are pussies.
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Well, that's why heart disease wasn't such a big thing back then because everybody was still getting cold and training all their little micromuscles.
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So Yeah. Well, also, you wonder what is in all the insulation in the walls that is now all the shit we're breathing in that we're constantly sick all the time that, you know, most of those old cabins and old houses were built by with some local wood that the bugs didn't eat, termites didn't get in it, you know, moss didn't eat it, whatever Dude. Sector Sheep rock.
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Every time. 10%. My dad's been a contractor. Ninety percent of the time when they do demolition, the black stains on the fucking sheetrock. The moisture that it captures, it causes fucking mold. It's these products that we're using every fucking time. And it's gotta stop or it's gotta change. Lead paint, they took away. Kids are eating the paint. Suck my dick. Like, really.
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I know. And that's what I keep bringing up. Like, if you were getting radiated, one of the things that you would do is be like, I wish I could make a lead box. Well, you can't make a lead box. That would be the heaviest house in the whole world. What about if I mix this lead in this paint and then we paint the inside of our walls with it? You might be on to something, bitch. Mhmm. We might be able to protect ourselves from whatever it is that, you know, they knew before they erased our history. We knew we were on to something. Even the asbestos.
I think that asbestos is like cigarettes. It's the Lee Harvey Oswald of cancer. I don't think it's the thing at all that caused any of the things. And it's in every military building still. Like But I feel like it's one of the gifts we're gonna need. Car's brakes. It's in most car's brakes still. It is. Yeah. Yeah. It hits what's all over your that your front of your tires, that dust. Yeah. You know, like, on a beautiful too. Asbestos.
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If you've never seen it as a crystal, gorgeous. It gives this really neat shimmer.
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Really?
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Yeah. Pterosite's my very favorite, mineral. I probably got a big chunk of it laying around here somewhere. There's a but pterosite has a really nice deep blue. Oh, wow. And then the asbestos in it gives it the silver shimmer, and it's so pretty. Yeah. Look up Peter's site. Yeah. Super gorgeous.
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This earth is so pretty.
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But that's that's very stable. See now see that shimmer in that blue, the lighter? The dark blue is actually a mineral and then where the lighter parts is where asbestos is sticking out and giving it that shimmer. Oh, wow.
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It is so pretty. I can't believe that's real life.
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I can't believe Earth makes
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this. Or whatever makes this. Whoever makes oh my god. It looks like the screen. For Vincent Van Gogh. Yeah. This is Edward Muncher saying.
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Yeah. It does. That would be.
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That is his own consciousness.
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Well, isn't it also, like, when there was, like, the ancient idea of, like, the gods or whatever whatever came from Venus, whoever lore this is, that we were brought three gifts, and it was, like, bees, honey, and asbestos. Or wait. Bees, bananas, and asbestos or something like that. And some people interchange asbestos with wheat, but they're, like, the gifts from Venus.
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So there's the gifts from Venus, the three three gifts just like the so just like the Magi, the three gifts from the Magi to Jesus.
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Oh, yeah. Three gifts. What if there's one of them gold? Yeah. What if there's a whole sigh up to, like, the whole, oh, if you think you had asbestos poisoning, contact us, and maybe they did some weird testing on people who are like Mesothelioma. Yeah. Yeah.
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Did you ever go to Camp Lejeune? I don't know.
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Well, it's so weird that they yeah. They do the whole Camp Lejeune of it all, but it's literally in every We had to use asbestos. We had to use a lot of asbestos, especially,
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so, like, most people don't realize this. There's a whole, thing where they call, assault rifles, machine guns, and all this. Not an assault rifle is an actual machine gun. So it's gotta it's gotta be able to shoot like a belt fed. So So like an M60 is an is a machine gun. Yeah. Completely. It's not. Right. Well, the thing people don't realize is those machine guns, the barrels aren't that fucking tough. So even when you shoot an M60, you go one, two, three, let off one, two, three, shoot one, two, three, let off one, two, three, and still doing that within two minutes, that barrel will be like a like a freaking piece of spaghetti. It'll just be flopping around like that. Barreling his bestest, and he will tap your head, pop open, change the barrel, reload the reload the clip, pop it back, tap you on the head again, and then you're ready to shoot. And when he grabs that second barrel, he takes that thing and he goes like this, and he straightens it out as best he can. And he lays it down on the ground and waits for it to cool down. And, hopefully, it's pretty straight.
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I feel like I saw something like that in an Indiana Jones movie.
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I don't know. Maybe not laying it down part, but it seems like the whole tapping on the head and switching it out thing. Yeah. Yeah. And like I said, that barrel will just turn into a into a piece of spaghetti. It'll just flop all over the place after, like, two minutes. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. It's so hot.
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Just hot metal is so scary.
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It's not not that many people know that either.
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No. Well, not many people
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anymore. What are we at? Like, point five percent that have served in the military or something like that? It's like, you know, one out every 200 people.
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Yeah. So pretty percent in this room.
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Right? Right?
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I know. It's wild in the truth or conspiracy, whatever word realm, how many are ex military. It's as many, Leila, as I would say are ex drama kids. In some, there is a fine line that are ex drama kids and ex military.
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I was a drama kid too. Yeah. That would give me
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we didn't have drama where I'm from.
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It's weird. It's like the weird mix where musical theater and the marines meet.
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Yeah. I was not I was not a marine. I was just army.
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I was just a sailor.
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Just a sailor.
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Yeah. So of the, whole big psy ops of the week, you guys, we think this is a really funny one to Kiki about with Ben, and Abby brought it up. And I'm like, I just think this is we can get into it. Ben, have you seen the SIOP this week of, a hundred men versus one gorilla?
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I have. I I I I was just asking my family about it yesterday, Brian and Christy about it yesterday. I was like, have you guys seen this? It's everywhere on the Internet all of a sudden. I was like, what the hell? I seen, Tom Aspinall against a hundred gorillas or, I mean, a hundred Tom Aspinall's against the one gorilla. I've seen, two, what's his name? The world's strongest man guy. Eddie Hall. Two Eddie Halls against one gorilla.
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So what I wanna know is the origin. Was it Mike Tyson? Because did you guys see that come out this week too? The Mike Tyson of it all at an old interview. And I get or they were talk it was an old story. I guess when he was married to Robin, they went to some zoo and he saw the gorilla and he asked to to pay $10,000 to let him fight the gorilla. I think I heard that. I actually So then they pulled up the interview. Like, somebody had posted a clip. So I was like, is this the origin of that? Like, did somebody go with that and decide, oh, well, how many people would it take to beat up a gorilla?
Or did we do this when we were, like, some animal other than a bear versus a man? So that is what I'm I feel like we did this. I feel like this was our style. My only question on it was Did you say gorilla, or was it hippo? What is the,
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stamina of the gorilla? That would be my only question. Like, you know, eventually, that gorilla's gotta wear out. I mean, I know that they're super strong and super fast, but how long can they do that? Like, if they chase a hundred dudes around, eventually, is he gonna wear out? I know I didn't see that. For, like, breaking bones and, like like, tearing Oh, yeah. They could just tear your head right off your head. Like, they they could tear your head off your body. 30 guys are totally dead quick. Yeah. Like, the first thirty are dead.
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But, it's not one King Kong. It's just one gorilla.
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Yeah. Do you remember the adrenaline of a gorilla?
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Like, let's see if I even think, like, if you get 10 dudes on each limb, already you're starting that gorilla to have some issues. Yeah. Like, you know, like But how do you get 10 dudes to coordinate that well? I mean, it was the I think the number one thing. 10 fearless fucks too. This is I think it's a sleeper I think it's all about a sleeper hold. I think you gotta get somebody on the back and leg choke the neck of the gorilla into a sleep. That's the only shot you fucking have. I've thought about this through that I'm like, you have no shot at fucking taking like, making the gorilla stop just with your bare hands and its bare hands. It'll just be, like, you know, the first thirty are dead.
The next 20 are severely injured. The next it it it would just be a wear away that you're saying where, like, even the gorilla at the end, the whole army of a hundred is, like, beating the fuck up, and the gorillas beating the fuck up too, but still walking back into the four the jungle or wherever gorillas live.
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I don't know. Yeah. That's the best scenario. Like, a bunch of them just jumping from behind, one or two grabbing him from the neck, one pulling his hair back, another two grabbing one arm, another two grabbing another arm, and the waist
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then end two grabbing the legs and just fucking tackle it down. Like like it brought like, if all these dudes are war boys, like, from fucking Furiosa or something, okay. Sure. But Yeah. I I have a show room with a hundred dudes that are have balls. Like, you're gonna be like, okay. We all charge right now. Three quarters of them dudes are staying back, and then the brave quarter just got smoked. Like, this is reality. The quarter you needed to have any shot is already dead. Yeah. They're dead. They're the ones down. The ticking shits, they lived. Like
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Riggs said gorillas will rip ten knucks sacks off real quick. And I think that's the thing that people wouldn't think about is a gorilla doesn't have to kill a hundred people. It rips the arm off one. It rips the head off one. It rips a few nutsacks off. It pulls one ear off. It bites one in the neck. It, like, grabs one with its foot and just throws it up against the tree.
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Yeah. Like, most people have never been in a fight. They don't even know. And, also, most people have never danced with an animal. And I gotta tell you, like, even when you see shit like bullfighting, do you got you guys gotta know that that bull was bled before the before the bullfight. It was weakened. It was that that bullfighter was given the the bull was basically half dead when it entered the ring. Woah. Like, that human is given every advantage. Man.
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Such a ritual.
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In all reality out.
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My my my miniature bull who's super friendly and super nice and wants me to play with him, he will come over and I'll be, like, working on my truck, and he'll stick his head under my ass. And he'll flick me three, four feet into the air, and I'll just fly and then land on his back. And he's not even doing anything. He's just playing with me. Like, this isn't an angry maneuver. When they actually push on each other, like, during breeding time and they're like, no. That's mine. That's, that's my pussy. And they're really amped up about it, it's ugly. They will push over a full sized tree like it's not even there. Damn.
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Puts you that good, Uh-huh.
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Damn true. They're fighting. Pussy. One of them is weird. Queenie's a little slut. Like, always poke and joke. We so, like, eight months ago, the bulls broke into the into the heifer pen, and we try to keep the heifers until they're two years old, before they breed. And Chaney's even a little girl, and she's just a little shit. And I didn't imagine she could breed at all. And we ran down there, and I saw the I heard a bunch of bellowing around, so I run down there. And the bulls are trying to hump, buttercup, and she keeps falling to the ground. So I run down there with the cattle prod, and I spend, like, three hours chasing bulls around the fucking mountain just about died. I was like, this is horrible.
Well, they never went near Cheney. Well, apparently, that's because they had already nailed Cheney, and she was already pregnant. I go out there, like, I go out there, like, two months ago to go out and feed the animals. And one of my older cows had had a calf, and I looked down and I see the calf laying against the feed tank, and it's looking kinda shitty and wet. And I'm like, what the fuck's up with this calf? And then I look over and I and I'm sitting there staring at it for a minute, and then I see the other calf walking. And I'm like, where the hell this calf come from?
And that was Cheney's calf.
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So You you all Cheney is officially a breeder.
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Yep. I'm a breeder, you guys. All my magic is saved so Ben's cow can have the babies I never will. Oh, dude. She did good all by herself the whole nine, and she's even guess it. No one saw it coming. No pun intended. It was immaculate conception.
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You're right. Got beautiful little girl.
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It's immaculate conception. She's a Mary. You have cow Jesus.
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Yes. And she will give me magic milk.
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Yeah. It'll make you walk on water.
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Funniest thing, speaking of cows, I saw, like, a compilation of, like, why kids or babies get triggered when they hear a mooing sound, and it's so crazy. Like, the reactions, anytime they hear it, whether it's an actual cow or a human being, the the vibration of it is just something about it is like
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the cat jumped over the moon. Oh. Dude, cows are magical. They're such they're such freaking cool creatures.
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There's something to their moo, though, that we overlook. The moon.
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The vibration is eyeballs, I think, to cows than we do monkeys. I it's something I think, like, it's, like, cows and pigs, like, the human eyeballs closer to that than Oh. Monkey. Like, there's, like, a couple of things that we have where people are like, we're like chimpanzees, and it's like, all these we're a lot more like these other animals
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than these. I heard that cows, are actually hybrids of some other I forgot what breed it is. They they were talking about it, but cows are actually the ones that we eat today are, like, genetically modified and mixed with some other DNA, to create the cow. Because these cows that were, I guess, in history, the big huge bulls, they were a different type of species, and they're no longer really around, only in one part of the world. I forgot where. Balderson and the milkers is our band name.
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Let me find out right now. Hold on. No. This sounds it it sounds just the same as panda to me. Like, do you notice, like, in India, like, cows just walk around skinny as anything, and they don't eat the cow. It just Yeah. They're like, I'm not messing with that cow.
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There it seems like there's something pee, though, so I'm just not sure about it. Oh, yeah. Watch your face in it. You know? Like
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Well, they're getting baptized or something. What about but the same thing with a pig because Muslims and Jews both don't eat pig.
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And I mean
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yeah. I mean Chimera. The cloven foot or whatever. Yeah.
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But, I mean, when you look at it, we're also, like, 93% the same as an asparagus. Like, you know, like, when you start really breaking it down this time, you're transplant.
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You know, asparagus for our organs like you could a pig.
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But but, like, we all come from the same material of this Yeah. Wolf. Right. And so there's only so many components, you know, when you break it down, the the cellular salts that are creating the the structure that we are, there's only so many of them. We're all kinda eating the same shit. And even if we don't eat it, we eat the things that ate it. Like, we're all kinda using the same thing so that we're all pretty much
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kinda the same.
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Of life. And weird like, this episode we called Levi's jeans and other designable designer bloodlines. And, you know, it came up because, Abby was, like, staring at the Levi's jeans thing. We've been talking about the, arc of the covenant and how only the Levites can carry it and how there's, like when we were all growing up, there was only Levi's jeans in our country. Like, nobody wore plastic on their body. Like, if your grandfather had a pair of jeans, they were they're a hundred years the same jeans. And so it's just like and they were blue. They didn't have to be blue. And so you have these blue Levi's jeans, and then only the Levi's thread.
Yeah. And so and only the Levites can carry the Ark of the Covenant. So it was just like, could bloodlines be something? Is there any alchemy that certain bloodlines could actually carry some kind of properties that other bloodlines don't? Oh, there's no doubt about that.
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No doubt about that. Because Levi's genes like, Levites have to carry the gene of Levi. They have to be the, you know, in the Levi bloodline. So it's weird that Levi's genes are a thing. Like, that's
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not us say Levi's genes almost so that we, like, smokescreen Levi's genes.
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Yeah. Like but then it's like, what if it was something so simple? Like, if you wear real denim Levi's jeans, you can carry the ark of the covenant and
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you're not gonna get we were, like, as silly as it sounds, what about if it was, like, a fabric thing or, like, oh, wear Levi's jeans when you're gold mining, and it attracts there's something magnetism about cotton or whatever the thing. It just seems like there's something about American denim. And then Abby, one of the other things, we were on the phone, like, maybe two hours last week talking about this. So it might be a little space to Betty. Was the caps and the buttons, how they're all, like, what, brass or copper? The rivets. Copper. Yeah. The rivets. Copper.
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Copper rivets, which are conductive, and cotton is highly conductive. And then if we go into the ark of the covenant, the ark of the covenant is supposedly, you know, ark. It's electricity zaps people. So what the hell? How is it all related? What do you what spin do you possibly have on this boulder since I feel like you have the missing element, something we're missing.
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No. That's fantastic. And I would absolutely agree that, your assessment of that with the the copper and that the ark of the covenant would obviously be because I I've so when you get into the Tartarians, one of my disagreements with them is where they think that these, steeples and whatnot are energy generators. And and it for me, when you get into the higher realms, that's all just electric. It's all plasma. It's all energy. And so Mercury and I do agree with the part where they say that that's supposed to be a Mercury pool, and it's supposed to be, making accessible this energetic transmission.
But it would be more similar to, like, when we used to have mercury on our antennas for our TVs. So rather than getting a TV signal, you're getting the god signal or whatever. And then that's getting projected down into this big room that's meant to hold and and, you know, amplify these kind of things. So I absolutely agree with what you're saying that they would wanna wear conductive things. They had laws against wearing mixed fabrics. Yeah. I would imagine that that would apply most heavily for their these holy, ceremonies. There's zero chance that they would have a mixed fabric and almost guaranteed that they would have specific metals, attached to them. It's something I've always found fascinating because if you ever read the Iliad or anything like that or any of these type of books, they're very specific about the metals and crystals. And some of them, like, for battle would make no sense, like copper or bronze. These are not hard metals. They are not gonna make a good weapon. They're not gonna make it.
Copper, you got our cynical copper, but then that makes more of a good saw blade. It's still not really that great against striking.
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Because alloy, you need alloy to be a strong metal. That's what so many people don't understand about metals
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is do you realize how long it takes to really sharpen a blade one? Like, let's say we were about to go into battle. How long it takes and only a really good metal, how many strikes I could actually take of something? Because if I hit your, like, shield three times, I would soften my entire blade. So now I just have a blunt object. It's like so when you look up the certain amount of, like, where people just assume, like, that's why I can't get down with knight's armor being like they actually used it for battle at all. I'm like, this doesn't it's this is a magic battle. This doesn't make any sense, and every ninja would be every knight. Any kid,
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Gage, in Pet Sematary would take every knight off its feet by just Achilles' heel. I just watched, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure the other day, and there's the part where they're in the knight's armor. And they're, like, having a hard time walking and then they're falling. And, yeah, I mean, let's be real.
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You were protecting yourself from sorcery. So many times when we were kids.
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That's high magic. They were like, oh, shit. That witch will do a spell on you. And there's nothing history can convince me that any army would follow Joan of Arc. I just and and she they would never be like, you know what? I have a great idea. Let's put a five foot, a hundred pound woman in a bunch of armor and then follow her. Something, 12 Yeah. 14 year olds. That she was a witch. Like, there's something else about that tale. That's why they bring her at the stage. Yeah. They're like, let's take this bitch. Like, let's she was like Oracle Adelphi. They were like a tower. Though. Yeah. Yeah. Let's take her, and then the other army was like, you she's your oracle? Watch this. Let her burn.
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Yeah. %.
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Levi's jeans.
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Yeah. That that even even the because I'm a heathen, there's a real shield maiden push, and that really wasn't realistic in any way, shape, or form. There if you actually read the the the stories, like, take the Vinland saga. That's one of the bigger ones that has a woman that actually went out and went biking, went on a went, you know, on a trip, went with the men. She did nothing but cause problems. The whole trip basically was fucked because of her. She caused problems between the two groups of men. There's actually two different accounts. One of them, it was over buck boards.
I'm not a % sure what that was all about, what a buckboard exactly does. It sounds kinda simple, but apparently, there was a buckboard issue and freaking so she had the men attacking other men, and it was all bad. Very seldomly. And the thing is is realistically, in a battle situation, as a man, if there's a woman in in harm, in danger that I know is around that half of my attention is now directed on her. Like
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and and it's just a fact. You weaker if she's there. Weaker. That's really what it because it's kinda like protect the queen still mentality.
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Yeah.
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Mhmm. Like, if Christy and I were I would never want Christy anywhere near me if I was fighting. And and I know that a lot of the the you're Get in the house.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Like, my math doesn't talk back because I would be that way. I'd be like, with my kids, period. But I think you're for them, go somewhere safe.
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In a proper I just imagine however many thousands of years ago in whatever village or township or whatever you wanna take, there would be a responsibility the same way some like, I would feel like most men would have the responsibility of being like, we protect this place. The women would have responsibility of the know how of knowing the woods so they could get the kids in the bloodlines out. So running would be a big responsibility. And, like, I I feel like somewhere in the, like, know how of the land and the everything, there would be times that, like, the father would take the mom all the way up through the hills and be like, if anything happens, this is the pass you wanna take. Here's the guy you wanna talk to. Blah blah blah blah blah. Because everything would be about saving their children so they could go on past that. Yeah. %. So I feel like there is a like, fighters fight so runners can run.
And it's there's they are not fighting because they're like, I'm gonna fight and kill you, and yay. It's like they're protecting something. It's like you you know, usually. %. Life.
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And if you're not riding the snowman standing next to me, I'm gonna immediately try to protect you. I'm not gonna do what's most effective, which is what I normally would have done. I'm gonna try and protect you, which is putting both of us at danger. Now now chances of us winning are much less.
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Yeah. Your attention's diverted. It can't ever be 100% on what's in front of you.
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Yep. Yep. It's it's it's all bad. And I I don't a buckboard is a wagon without a cover. Well, that's that's interesting. So, yeah, apparently, there was a a wagon, and she got mad about a a borrowed wagon and turned the whole thing. The whole the whole trip was a complete failure because of it.
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It was a shit show.
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Yep. Yep. And they make memes and they're one of them is correct. She did get involved in an actual in an actual battle because she had to at that point, and she bared her breasts. And, you know, they they hold her up as, an icon because of this. But what they don't under what they don't hold up is that she basically destroyed the entire trip. Like, none of that was necessary at all. Okay. You know, you could've just maybe got along with everybody, had a prosperous trip, like, had a good time, came back successful. Like, that that all coulda happened, and that would have been good stuff.
I I I it's a really weird world that we've entered into. And I seen a a thing the other day, and it was very interesting. So it was like, well, why didn't so many of these men, that were in these positions that were left behind with the women, reproduce. Because historically, the numbers of men that have reproduced, they get pretty fucking low. And it's like, well, that's because they were made into eunuchs. Like, you can go ahead and hang out with the girls, you little eunuch.
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I'm gonna shout out to Daniel Luna because, two nasty bitches with no kids saying how to be a parent, a gay male, and a mother who's a teacher giving parenting advice.
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Hey. We love our trolls. Thank you, Daniel. Thank you, Daniel. Shout out. We should have a little thing that pops up, like troll of the, you know, troll award. Yeah. The troll award goes to Daniel tonight.
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I'm I'm like, if we were actually in a village, to be fair. I'm gonna be real honest. Like, let's your opinion advice? Like, I didn't even know we were talking about kids. That's what I thought was really crazy. Interesting. My, like, short attention to girl brain was like When did we talk to her? Bring up a kid? Maybe. I don't know. Nobody is in the very beginning. Except for the the women should run away with the kids and protect the kids. Like, that's
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Just It's logical. I would smoke in a joint, and it's hard for me to say put it down, but maybe you ought to, bro.
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You know what I'm thinking? No for real. Though, if we were watching. We're, like, a thousand years ago or a hundred years ago or something, or we didn't have, like, power or whatever, power. The amount of kids between you two, there's a good likelihood, not other adults like us nasty bitches might not have kids, so the village would work. Because between Abby and Ben, I feel like you guys have 10 kids.
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Yeah. I got seven.
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Oh, well, 10 kids. We
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got a dozen. So yeah. Like, I'm sorry if have a village right here. I'm sorry if us nasty bitches have to tend to the fire in the red tent occasionally because all the others are the navier raising it to the I love how they're watching, though. And that's what's even funnier. I love that they hate, but they still watch. That is just
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chef's kiss. Feel better. Get well soon. You're not well. So, again, I'm not Eventually, I
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got eight grandkids.
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Wow. I love that. Has no idea how many people I've raised in my lifetime, and they weren't even my own.
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Gay guy. That's hilarious. I know.
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I'm like, do you see Ben's hands right now? He's like he is, like, battling peacocks and bulls, and as if any gay man would have callous dirty hands like that. Picture.
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I thought I was just clean. I was eating I was just hand eating with this hand. Like, just putting food in my mouth with my hand. This is pretty clean in my opinion where I thought this was worthy of eating.
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It's probably better than antibacterial from. Let's be real. It's so sticky. It's you're Ben probably has the best immune system.
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I was I was in the city and somebody dropped some I I dry she dropped something, and she's she went to go, Oh, it's brand new cups. And she went to go throw them away. What are you doing? And she's like, What? It hit the floor and I I took my food and I looked at it and I dropped it on the floor and I picked it up and I looked at her. I was like, And she's like, loser. You're kidding. Horrified. Ugh. Like, she's just started losing her shit, and I'm just like It's okay.
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What is the somebody did say something that I actually wanted to ask Ben. Full armor and horseback. Somebody said something Horse. That I'm like, oh, could this happen? Oh, this is what I was gonna ask. Could trees have a toroidal field?
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%. Yeah. % that you'd legitimately trees throw out voltage. They don't throw out amperage. You see that video where the guy will take a a voltmeter and with and, and one multimeter Yeah. Turns it to volts, picks up a voltage reading from the tree differential to the ground. It's a %. There's an electrical signal there. But there's no chance that trees could even pump water up that high that it for as high as most of these trees are, unless without some some type of other system that's not mechanical.
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Yeah. Like, I was watching this video recently about, like, all these trees that are, like, cut down and the water pressure that comes out of these trees and, like, feeding the earth. And it's like, where are where are their roots digging down in? Like, where is this water source coming from? And they're saying, oh, it's just a water cycle part of that. But a lot of the times, it's coming from these chopped up trees that were gigantic trees probably that still have the veins that are attached to whatever source of water that we don't know exist down there.
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Trees bring up your water table. %. Sure. Yeah. They say when they clear cut some of these forests, even, like, right now, it'll change the whole flow of a river.
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Yeah. Just actually changes it. Actually, just cutting a road through a forest will that did they call it desertification? And so, if anybody watches, here's here's a great guy to watch is Matt Powers. He's the guy that, when I went to go, teach my kids permaculture and I was homeschooling my kids, his classes were the ones that I went and paid for for, my kids to to learn permaculture. He was working with Elaine Ingham, who's considered the world's leading soil biologist. He teaches classes on, soil biology, how to how to look at it through a microscope, look at the different biome in your soil, the things that are set in your pH, the the whole nine. It's it's absolutely wonderful.
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But definitely go check that guy out. Where why the hell was I talking about Matt Powers? Well, here's a question. Since you're talking about that, do you think it's do you think we should start, like, collecting our waste and just spreading it where we need to to give it some kind of nutrition back instead of this GMO process shit?
[01:27:58] Unknown:
So classically, people would stay away from night. They call that night soil, any soil that's got human feces in it. But I don't think that that's the case. That would be like it. Yeah. So in in my opinion and I and I'm not saying that maybe you shouldn't age it a little longer than you would, like alpaca manure. You would maybe age it similar to, like, cow manure where you let it sit for a year before using it. But in my opinion, it would be very similar to, like, as a permaculture gardener, you chop and drop your plants at the end of the season, which means that you take the what's left over the plants, you just chop it, you let it go right back into the soil. Part of the idea that is is if you're gonna replant the same plants in that area, now the the the things that made up that plant are sitting there latent in that soil over and over, and it's just gonna keep and especially if you use the same seeds from that plant, which have already been programmed to go with that soil, this is gonna just automatically just come up. So I would think that in my opinion, there would be some factor of that going on. Now with that said, I I also think that most of what people are eating is a problem, and I certainly won't want anything of in my soil of all these people that are flooding their bodies with medications, eating extreme processed foods, doing things like that where myself, I mostly eat fresh, vegetables. I'm a vegetarian.
And so 90% of my diet is just fresh vegetables. Whatever my experiment is, it it it's it's deteriorated. It's it's good stuff.
[01:29:55] Unknown:
It's just, you know That's what I was thinking because that you remind that that you wouldn't wanna use the the shit of an animal that you wouldn't eat. So we don't eat carnivores. We don't eat cats and typically dogs and stuff like that. We usually eat herbivores. So that being said, human excrement from a person that does eat meat and stuff probably is gonna be not as good for the soil that you're wanting to create as perhaps the vegetarians.
[01:30:29] Unknown:
Well, isn't it part of the whole bio cycle of everything, like, where you live in your body getting used to the climate and, the energy of everything, and that's why they say eat local farm fresh food. So if you're taking their local fresh food that you're growing and you're eating that and you're shooting it out and you're putting it back into the soil, do you think it's probably creating some kind of healing DNA tool that they don't want us to know about in that sense maybe?
[01:31:01] Unknown:
I don't think it's not that they don't want us to know about it. I honestly think I don't give the the controllers as much credit as most people do. I honestly collect our shit. Like, we can look back at weaving spiders when we had on, one of the heads of the OTO. And I lit that dude up like a retarded fucking stepchild. Like, hey. You know, it just made that dude look stupid the whole time. And I'm like, you're one of the heads of a secret society that everybody fears? You fucking kidding me right now? You're a moron. Are you kidding me?
You believe things off TV. Go go back to your damn freaking little tea and go watch your CNN, dude. Yeah. It these people I think that nepotism and and, good old boy has basically made it so these people also don't really know what's going on. Yeah.
[01:32:06] Unknown:
Yeah. At this point. Yeah.
[01:32:08] Unknown:
I will I will ask Marcus what what episode that is. I'll talk about it on, Dog Face Dudes. I'll remember to ask him. I don't remember what episode that is. It was, Alan Greenfeld was the guy's name.
[01:32:22] Unknown:
The you guys just in case, I did put it out over the screen too, but you can follow Ben everywhere at Odin's Alchemy and, deliberating dog face dudes that he does with Alan Marcus and, Steve's. What's Steve's last name? I don't know. He has a show. He has a show too. You can find Steve everywhere. And, so they they do that show too, and you can find it on, probably, Rumble. Where else are you guys at?
[01:32:49] Unknown:
We're we're on YouTube, kinda, you know, for as best we can. We're on Rockfin. We're on Rumble. Yeah. I know. We're always getting trouble.
[01:32:58] Unknown:
And, can't you light human poop on fire though when it's and it does something, like, even it out? Like, you spread it all out and then you light that on fire, and doesn't it do something to it so you can use it sooner?
[01:33:13] Unknown:
%. Anytime you break it down like that, you put it through the fire. Yeah. You're gonna you're gonna break out all the all the stuff you don't want. Now the the unfortunate side of that is is doing it quickly. You're obviously gonna lose some things, but it's absolutely gonna you're gonna break it down to its more, just minerals because mineral salts fire don't hurt mineral salts. They they they come together and get hard. So it's gonna open up your mineral salt to release all the toxins %.
[01:33:47] Unknown:
And then another question, because you are, like, big on a blood type diet oddly enough for talking about Levi's genes. And do you think blood lines could be important? You think even blood types are very important. And so, like, you're vegetarian, but your wife isn't vegetarian. And, because you guys have different blood types. And I was wondering even for Leila, like, Leila, if you knew your blood type, like, maybe it's like, oh. I don't know what I gotta find out. But if you got blood work done, you have it. They you could probably just call and ask someone. Yeah.
[01:34:23] Unknown:
Yeah. I I don't think the blood tight tight diet is 100%, like, the end like, you know, you just and I think it's like anything else. But I think it's a good general die guideline. And like, Chaney said, my wife is actually she even went and did the carnivore diet for about three months. Oh, Jesus Christ. Was she looking sexy? But, oh, I would woofed. See, that did her good.
[01:34:49] Unknown:
That's what I hear. You know what? I even wonder for pheromones because this is a normal thing that I'm talking to my guy friends about when their wives are it's not even just the diet. It's the carnivore diet specifically. I'm wondering if it's doing something to the woman's pheromones and even her sex drive. But all my guy friends are like, my homegirl on the carnivore diet, like, she is an animal. Her body's sexier than I've ever seen her. Like, they are turned on by their wives on carnivore. It regulates hormones. It's there is
[01:35:23] Unknown:
a a strict ketogenic diet, which is under 20 grams of carbs per day. Is and that's not coming from bullshit. That's coming from, like, your vegetables, really. It's one of the best things you can do to preserve youth in yourselves. Like, so under your skin will look better. Everything will look better if you follow us, like, a straight up carnivore.
[01:35:48] Unknown:
Aren't you aren't you gonna, Leila? Maybe we should do a carnivore diet together.
[01:35:53] Unknown:
I I I truly believe it's the fat that's making this It is. It's the fat. The fat. So I think that, people that have like, my wife has o blood type, and I think that they do not derive minerals through vegetable, fat, but they do through animal fat. They, apparently, the absorption of the minerals because the fat's basically acting as the the transition. And so the absorption that happens, I think that they can't do it through vegetable fats where myself, if I take in too much, meat, and this is actually not even a conspiracy. This is just normal, ever this is normal medical.
A a blood types don't produce very much of the enzyme it takes to break down meat. I just don't produce it. So if I eat meat, it literally sits and stop and rots in my stomach. And where on the flip side, the what it takes to break down oxalic acids, I have plentiful, But all blood types don't have very much of that. And so they their oxalic acids will sit latent and bind with, calcium, and you end up getting,
[01:37:05] Unknown:
stones, whether it's As soon as they do you think that all blood types are more prone to having gallbladder surgery? Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Because Okay. Because they can't break down oxalic acid. So if they eat leafy greens,
[01:37:17] Unknown:
they get sick, where I've got plenty of what it takes to break down oxalic acid. So if I eat too much meat, it sits in my system and starts fermenting, and you end up I would end up getting gout.
[01:37:31] Unknown:
You what a lot of people are actually doing now besides just the blood test, they're doing the genetic methylation test. So also going by your genes and what how your genes are coded in your DNA. Since we're talking about that, there's a special way to see what your DNA strand and what type of DNA you have and what type of nutrients you can, I guess, process? So that's another test through your DNA to see what you're cape, compatible with in nutrients and supplements and medications and all types of things.
[01:38:06] Unknown:
It's interesting what Christy Kringle is saying about her husband with the iron. I have a copper intolerance disease. I can't take in too much copper. It's so part of why I don't eat a lot of you don't I that's also why I can't eat meat.
[01:38:20] Unknown:
Do you know, your your zinc levels?
[01:38:26] Unknown:
I don't.
[01:38:27] Unknown:
Because you can okay. There's liquid zinc assay and that usually, zinc and copper have a a correlation or a negative correlation. So if your iron is high or not your iron, your copper is high, then your zinc is usually low or vice versa. So this liquid zinc assay, you hold it in your mouth, and if it just tastes like water, you're very, very low in zinc. Like, if it takes, like, five seconds and then you could taste it, then it's you're moderately low. And then if it you taste it right away, then you have, like, healthy zinc levels. But it's it's Come on. Easy to then you just take that zinc, you the liquid zinc, and you take it until you start tasting it. And then your zinc levels are at a normal healthy level. Yes. So usually, like, help that might help with your copper issue. So, apparently, doing this test can help your,
[01:39:20] Unknown:
detox it'll tell you your detoxification ability, how you handle toxins and heavy metals, mental health balance, about your serotonin and dopamine, your home hormone metabolism, estrogen detox, important for men and women, cardiovascular health. Like, this is like a deep, like, DNA.
[01:39:40] Unknown:
This is what your DNA can go through if you're not blah blah blah blah blah doing x y z. And Very nice. The only certain people can get cancer. It doesn't matter if you sit there and snort lines of asbestos while smoking a fucking Lucky Strike. You won't get cancer because it's not in your genetics. And there's a million other things like the MTFR gene, or MTHFR. Okay. Yep. That that gene, you get and I have that. And literally
[01:40:10] Unknown:
Of course, you have that.
[01:40:11] Unknown:
I had to have of course, I have that. Exactly. So I had to have my gallbladder out. And in that in between stage when they've given you drugs and they don't quite work right, and you're not really there, it took eight doctors to drag me back down to the ground because I sat up. They said it they heard a growling, and they started looking around to hear what what the fuck is this. And they said, I sat up, and it was me. And I sat up and said, I'm going the fuck home. I ripped it out of my fucking I ripped the shit out of my arm, and I caught up. And I put it took eight doctors to drag me back down.
[01:40:45] Unknown:
They this is, like, a whole weird thing where I feel like it's psy ops on top of psy ops. So there's a whole whole of a whole bunch of doctors that are saying people with the mRNA that they're realizing that they can't break down certain levels of fats anymore. Like, it's no longer and it makes it's, like, sounds like all the words you're saying with, like, certain acids and blood types and blah blah blah blah blah and gallbladder and stones. And so it's also, like, they slowly give everybody this thing. So us as humans, we become over inflamed, and now our bodies no longer know how they no longer know how to react to real fats. And now they turn on the tallow. They turn on the byproduct of, like, bad tallow that they're gonna start pushing this, like, oh, look it. We're getting the good thing. So we turn around again, which it's like, okay. This is way better for us than seed oils.
But us as humans have genetically modified our DNA, not us, but them, and they're spraying us, and who knows what else, like, they're up to. But if we can't process the things we natural naturally could process, and they don't want us to be able to process those things because Bill Gates wanted us on lab grown meat. So it's like the fats, they wanted us to get rid of animal fats. They tried to margarine our parents however long ago. That's why all of them are on statins now.
[01:42:07] Unknown:
No. They they that that lab grown shits against us vegetarians too because they took away the black bean burgers at all over the place. I can't even go out and eat anywhere. I used to at least be able to get a black bean burger occasionally. Then we're gone. It's old. Oh, no. It's the what is it called? The you can't believe it's not a burger or whatever the fuck they call it. Unreal burger. You can't believe it's not meat or something. Yeah. Yeah. You're like But, apparently, Publix is still
[01:42:35] Unknown:
fucking selling lab grown meat and labeling it mock steak, mock this, mock that. And when you ask Chuck's PPT this, it's telling you it's not real meat. It's like processed, plant based products or, chemicals and all this other crap. Well, you already got product.
[01:42:59] Unknown:
And I tell you what, that's a sacrilege. Mhmm.
[01:43:03] Unknown:
Well, the fact that it looks just like meat, though, and the only way they know is that it's just mock meat. And how many people are looking at a package of steak
[01:43:12] Unknown:
going, oh I just look at the price. Not steak.
[01:43:15] Unknown:
Must be bringing up like meat. I'm like, how many people are buying that on accident? I apologize. Stupidity.
[01:43:22] Unknown:
Go to the beef initiative. People think cheese product is cheese, and it's not. There are no cheese in that. That's why they called it cheese product.
[01:43:32] Unknown:
I feel like you can go to the beefinitiative.com, and, it's like somebody who works with Club Maha. It's another podcast that I'm up to sometimes producing. I always am producing it, but it's one of the guests. But it's the beefinitiative.com, and you can go there. And they have a spot on their website where you can click it, and they'll get you in touch with a local farmer. Be so you don't have to go through, like, knowing a whole click of people. You can just buy a certain cut of meat from a local farm, and you can look through how much of the things you care do you need to know your cow's name? You can be that person. They have it. But then, you know, they have levels of it.
We're gonna cut out soon too, Leila. Alright. Cool. Yeah. We're gonna cut out. Everybody, Leila isn't feeling well. Send her healing energy. Please. You don't even know what we've been up to.
[01:44:26] Unknown:
I'm sorry, Leila. That sucks. And my gut is fucking
[01:44:30] Unknown:
been a year. Like, yeah, I'm a year now that I'm dealing with this shit. And it's just getting worse, and they can't figure out what's going on. Jesus Christ. Took a parasite cleanse, and tons of shit came out of me. And I'm gonna buy another one and do, like, a liver detox and, a gut healing remedy to see what I can do. Get in touch with,
[01:44:53] Unknown:
John Brisson.
[01:44:55] Unknown:
Who's that?
[01:44:57] Unknown:
He he's the author of fix your gut. He's a friend of mine. Get in touch with him. He's he's done, obviously, his his thing is Fix Your Gut. Like, that's his whole his name's John Brisson. Get in touch with him. Okay. I'll do that. Could drop in the name. I'm just tired. Yep. Tell him I said tell him I said that that, get a hold of him. Okay. Cool. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
[01:45:24] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[01:45:26] Unknown:
Tell him I say he's a dirty Christian, though.
[01:45:31] Unknown:
I will.
[01:45:35] Unknown:
Yeah. So, any do you wanna plug anything? Are you doing anything fun this week?
[01:45:43] Unknown:
No. I didn't really have anything planned. I got a debate coming up with, made by Jim Bob. I'm I'm not sure when the date of that's gonna be. Other than that, I haven't really been doing, you know, peacock time. Other than other than that, it's I I haven't really, I've just kinda been doing Tuesdays, and I haven't really been doing that much. I've been kinda on a hiatus, I guess. I don't know. The the podcast world's gotten kinda weird. You know? And then Mhmm. Like, the the whole final experiment thing, everybody lost their minds about that. And, the politics, the the the the the election cycle this year was I mean, I don't know if it ever ended. Like, we're still I think we're still going.
Yeah. Like, people are still fully
[01:46:33] Unknown:
crazed about it. And you're feels like a tighter and tighter loop of everything that has ever made us mad in our lifetime, like, all right now, including, like, I'm gonna, like, whatever word I can attach to to, like you know, I feel like everybody's Kanye. Everybody is like, I could say whatever I want. Like, yeah. You can. Big up yourself. Like, I don't know. It's so weird. I just it's like, it it used to be it's just happened so quick in watching everybody. I'm like, this is so wild, and now it's a weird world.
[01:47:14] Unknown:
I'm almost glad I'm not on spiders even because, like, they asked on the liberating dog faced dudes, and I'm like, it's just too much. I can't even how do you where do you even fucking start with all this? Like and it's every single week. Like, it's just so wild out there right now. Across the board, you're like, you know what? I'm just gonna go dig gold. Fuck you people.
[01:47:41] Unknown:
That's where I'm at. Like, I don't even care anymore about the politics. It's like, do whatever you guys want, bro.
[01:47:48] Unknown:
At this point You turn on Ben's out digging gold, and he goes he's like, let me see what's going on on the Internet, and everyone's all of a sudden sucking their cousin off. You're like, what the fuck? Like, even that the shit that pops up is just wild. Like you said, or, like, the hundred Yeah. It feels like we're in a psyop of, like, Bernie Mittens and Tiger Kings. It just is like, why are they making this ending sitcom
[01:48:14] Unknown:
of The United States Of America. We're like a show to the rest of the world that people love to just watch and tune in. Like, what's happening in The United States? Like, oh, so cool. Like, people look at United States. Like, that's why they all wanna come here. They hate her, love it, they talk all this shit. Why do you think everybody wants to come here? Because America is the greatest. Just saying. But,
[01:48:41] Unknown:
doesn't matter. The greatest shit show.
[01:48:44] Unknown:
Well Like, this is But that's what makes it so great. You know? We have all this, like, freedom to just be and do and, like, yeah, gay, straight.
[01:48:53] Unknown:
You wanna be a fucking dog, you get to be a dog. You wanna get together 99 of your friends and battle a gorilla? Or you wanna fuck a thousand men? Go ahead. Yeah. You wanna Go. Get a thousand dudes together and see how many guys you can have sex with in a day.
[01:49:08] Unknown:
And those are flowers. Wild. That shit's
[01:49:12] Unknown:
Would you rather would you rather be her or be one of the hundred men?
[01:49:20] Unknown:
Jesus Christ.
[01:49:22] Unknown:
If if one is both the same. Yeah.
[01:49:27] Unknown:
No. It's got I'd have to I wanna be the first guy. No way. No way. There is a guy that's not in the hunger. No. No. No. I'm not no. You're either her
[01:49:36] Unknown:
or one not one of the guys fucking her, Leila. You're either her fucking a thousand dudes in a day, or you're one of the hundred men going up against the gorilla. Yeah. And I'll be the first one, so I don't have to worry about the rest of them mentoring her.
[01:49:50] Unknown:
Sorry about that. You gotta be the her, though. No. You gotta be the girl getting fucked, not the man fucking her.
[01:49:57] Unknown:
Oh, not I mean, I don't really wanna go down by being beat to death by a gorilla, but that that is how that's going down. That is that that is the choice.
[01:50:07] Unknown:
In my head, though, this whole hundred gorillas or a hundred men versus gorilla thing, I'm like, but woman one woman versus gorilla, I feel like if I just sat there and, like, kept my eyes down, we'd be cool.
[01:50:18] Unknown:
Well, Jane Goodall, one woman versus gorilla is kind of the funny Yes. Meme back to it. Like, how many men does it take to take down a gorilla or one baby on a carnivore diet? Yeah. Alright, you guys. I love you so much. I do think I'm hanging out with the Nephilim death squad at the beginning of next week. If you are on x, go follow Dustin Stockton. And if you're into crypto, I do conspiracy in crypto with him, and sometimes I'm on stage. And if you feel like talking about chemtrails and, health and food dyes,
[01:51:02] Unknown:
sometimes I'm doing chemtrail debate.
[01:51:04] Unknown:
Oh, like, sometimes I'm doing Club Maha, and they're just onto the, like, health side of everything going on. So I always try to keep it weird on there if they call me on stage. I always try to bring up something. Somebody But gly say gly gly Glyphate. Phosphate? Glyphate? Say it again. Glyphate? Phosphates? Like yeah. Like, this is this being in everything is also another big reason for leaky gut.
[01:51:33] Unknown:
Okay. Also, now that you bring this up, and this is again, Matt Powers. If you look this up, glycophate chelates aluminum. Okay? Now aluminum is a natural latent element. It's everywhere, but it's normally in a dormant form. Well, once you add glyphosate to the soil, it chelates that aluminum aluminum and now it's mobile and it's everywhere where your water system is. Everywhere. So rather than, the entirety being there just spraying aluminum, which doesn't really make sense, you know, over everything. What's happened is they are spraying glyphosate over everything, and that glyphosate is chelating the aluminum that's there. And now instead of being a nice solid form, it's in a liquid form that's mobile and able to be uptaken into these plants, into our soil, the whole nine.
Horrifying.
[01:52:33] Unknown:
So everybody needs a good, an acetylchistol and NAC supplement so you can detox from heavy metals. And, I mean, you do glutathione, but NAC helps you make glutathione, which does that.
[01:52:47] Unknown:
Yeah. Fresh horseshoe, guys. Pick it. We love you guys, and Thomas will be back from his, dirty Masonic meeting in Alaska. He's not at a dirty Masonic meeting. He's on a trip to Alaska. So he'll be back and make him best gold. I know. That's dude, that's where I dream of going. Like, we'll have to figure out how much for a lease in a summer and how much it would cost for us to be like, alright. Let's get the right idiots together to do this. And maybe it pays for itself, but if it doesn't, it'll be fun footage for everybody else. Maybe we could just be on the reality show, and then that'll help us pay for it. Well, we could pitch it.
Yeah. Alright. We'll give them a call. Guys so much. Ben, thank you for coming to hang out with us. Leila, I hope you feel better. Thanks, guys. I will
[01:53:39] Unknown:
eventually.
[01:53:41] Unknown:
Speak up yourself. And, Love you all. Yeah. Love you guys so much. We will talk to you very soon. Turn your, volume down because Juliette Lewis is a bit much. Okay. Bye bye.
[01:53:53] Unknown:
Can you save us, Britney Spears?
[01:53:56] Unknown:
Can we be saved? God. Why is Satan controlling the universe?
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The world we used to think we knew The forum of the core needs a secretive
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You're still here? It's over. Go home.
Introduction and Opening Poem
Welcome to the Secret Society of Good Guys
Technical Difficulties and Podcasting Challenges
Conspiracy Theories and Social Media
Current Events and Celebrity News
Mud Floods and Tartaria
Gold Panning and Off-Grid Living
Levi's Jeans and Designer Bloodlines
Blood Types and Diets
Health, Diet, and Genetic Testing
Closing Remarks and Future Plans