57 Close to home, we share manly wins, weed industry truths, and practical mountain fixes—between pet chaos, rainstorms, and prepping for our upcoming open-panel costume episode on Tuesday October 28th.
Smoke, Sora, and the Sphere: Culture War Meets Mountain Life
From AI Pop Idols to Culvert Chaos: A Gen X Field Report
Jelly Roll at the Dove Awards and Other End Times Portents
Public Domain Popeye, Pyramid DJs, and Off-Grid Reality Checks
Debates, Deepfakes, and Dog Hair: A Free-Range Dispatch
In this wild, freewheeling episode, we riff on everything from AI-fueled pop-culture mashups to cultural flashpoints, all while juggling cats, dogs, chainsaws, and mountain life. I open with the weirdness of Sora deepfakes and public-domain rewrites (RIP Popeye’s spinach), wander through aura-farming and fan edits, and land on how Christian pop culture now collides with mainstream spectacle (yes, Jelly Roll at the Dove Awards). We detour into DJ pyramids in Egypt, public protests in Portland, and big-tent culture wars—then contrast that with off-grid realities: clearing culverts, cutting cords of wood, busted transmissions, septic woes, incinerator toilets, and why Carhartt ain’t what it used to be. We also unpack debate drama (stochastic-terror talk, Rob Noir’s bad faith debate edit), and generational identity (Gen X opting out vs. “war” rhetoric).
Resources and mentions (non-sponsor): Turning Point/Charlie Kirk crowd dynamics; Sora AI videos and watermarking; fan edits in Star Wars/Marvel; public domain character remixes; DJ mega-shows (Vegas Sphere, Pyramids); Dove Awards/Jelly Roll; off-grid culvert clearing tips; Better Business Bureau reports on aftermarket transmission shops; cast iron sewer mains vs. modern replacements; incinerator toilets; cannabis market realities (fresh frozen vs. old stock, trim machines vs. hand trim); Tracy Twyman’s work and discussions around O9A; Gen X perspective in online debates.
(00:00:00) Cold Open & AI Resurrection — "dude" chant, riboflavin, Diane Keaton + AI, Sora, Michael Jackson revival
(00:03:27) Public Domain Riffs & Political Volley — Popeye rewrites, aura-maxing slang + Newsom, Harris, Bad Bunny culture jabs
(00:08:24) Awards, Language & Culture Wars — GMA, Jelly Roll at Dove Awards + team names, mascots, linguistic battles
(00:12:01) Feline Chaos & Public Nudity — Baptizing kittens, moonlight tales + Portland nudity protests, indecency laws
(00:19:05) Viral Trends & AI Ethics — SKIMS "merkin", Time cover + public domain vs. copyright, Hawking/Heisenberg parallels
(00:28:11) Pyramids Rave & DJ’s Last Stand — DJ Anima, Vegas Sphere, robo-Biden + Is the DJ era over? Euro techno, bar jokes
(00:36:34) Beer Rants & Masculinity Discourse — IPA hate, bar ownership + singles, manliness influencers, Bitcoin tangents
(00:41:07) Community Shoutouts & Mountain Survival — Chat features, Bubba lore + weather woes, floods, road washouts
(00:46:48) Infrastructure Frustrations — Road engineering, tunnel rants + high-speed rail vs. rebuild regulations
(00:56:01) California Political Carousel — Newsom, Katie Porter, scandals + media spin and political theater
(01:06:02) Celebrity Governance & Stoner Pregame — Noem, Bovino photo-ops + dabs, club exits, audience participation
(01:11:13) AI Remakes & Domestic Chaos — Sora deepfakes, Jurassic expectations + cats rampage, house ambience
(01:18:11) Faith & Performance — Milli Vanilli to megachurch spectacles + Bubba rescue story, howling, banjo test
(01:23:00) Conversion Culture & Internet Pitfalls — Ex–new age to #ChristIsKing + XXXchurch lore, kitten memes, web dangers
(01:26:37) Debate Aftermath & Ideological Symmetry — Noir clips, Ben Carson hypotheticals + right vs. left stochastic warfare
(01:38:34) Holiday Reckonings & Identity Politics — Columbus vs. Indigenous Peoples’ Day + Bubba naming, ICE optics, fashion satire
(01:44:19) Viking Lore & Rural Grit — Timelines, pet care laws + cords of wood, sewer mains, DIY resilience
(01:51:27) Home Systems & Hidden Hazards — Mains, meters, cast iron + knob-and-tube wiring flashbacks
(01:59:16) Cannabis Theater & Industry Science — Gigantic bong, hotbox antics + contact highs, chemtrails, trimming culture
(02:06:11) Market Crash & Harvest Anxiety — Price collapse, CRC, fresh-frozen myths + rain in summer, early winter threats
(02:12:09) Labor & Self-Reliance — Child labor memories + food supply gripes, corporate warranty rants
(02:14:13) Customer Service Collapse & Mechanical Deep Dive — Monster Transmission BBB saga + flex plates, flywheels, torque converters
(02:19:18) Franchise Fatigue & Nostalgia — Pokémon inertia + 90s mini-trucks, barn finds, grocery getters
(02:22:19) Truck Culture & Gender Dynamics — MPG vs. mountain muscle + women driving sticks, trailers, delivery hustle
(02:26:16) Rural Economy & Social Etiquette — Rideshare jokes, weed tips + Humboldt flower etiquette, pocket lint hacks
(02:28:56) Workwear Hierarchy & Thrift Economics — Carhartt vs. Rustler, Calvin Klein twist + Goodwill pricing, donation overload
(02:31:49) Cinema & Generational Identity — PTA cuts, Lord of the Flies remake + Gen X feral ethos, system rejection
(02:35:26) School Culture & Teen Martyrdom — Freedom shirts, Kirk worship + algorithms vs. authentic influence
(02:39:34) Music, Faith & Manufactured Icons — Kirk vs. podcasters, Swift critique + DC Talk as studio product, Christian industry plants
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Number 57.
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What does that mean in Gematria? Is it a is it gonna be a good episode? I think it means it'll be a flavorful
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show. Alright. Might Flavorplace. Steak.
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Today's episode with riboflavin.
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I've prepared a Diane Keaton film retrospective for us. We're gonna go through her worst films
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in order all of them.
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Yeah. How do you do that? We know our audience. They're not gonna watch these films. They'll just take our word for it. She had something going on with, Woody Allen. Oh, no way. She was in The Godfather.
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Right.
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Right. And she was in some movie about wives having a club where they didn't like their husbands or something to that effect. Never saw it.
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Terrible, terrible cover on that DVD. Can you let Sage get you?
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Yeah. I definitely missed that one.
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You think you could add some historical figures with AI technology to your favorite movies and let them be Easter eggs in the background? I
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I yeah. I don't know. I couldn't tell you. I'm so so. More than I don't know. Did Kubrick direct Diane Keaton?
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I don't know if she's directable. She's just kinda one of those women. She just shows up and reads her lines.
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I'm so bad. Right. I know who she is vaguely.
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She's kind of a old white woman. You guys. Mhmm. Bags.
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No. That was supposed to be for Sage.
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So with, AI technology, you can kind of direct your own films and animations now. Sora has brought Michael Jackson back to life. Hee hee, I think, is his catch line phrase. Hee hee. So they put Michael Jackson in Jackass sketches, which were pretty funny for a while, But then scrolling through Instagram and TikTok and all the socials, seeing all of the reused Sora assets
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You're being naughty as shit.
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S o r a. I don't know what that means. Sounds like a character from a Disney movie.
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Right.
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But before we went live, we were talking about Robert the Bruce, and I was thinking of Popeye and how Popeye's legacy is going to be be smurged by all the people who've taken the the Popeye character out of the public domain to kind of change his signature stuff. So maybe he doesn't like spinach so much. Maybe he's a a different type of a character. And as that goes on, the current generation will have a different understanding of the Popeye character than those who grew up with the Popeye comics would have of him. The sort of rewriting of history in real time, being very confused by fan service.
And now we have this new word, aura maxing. Have you heard this? Aura farming is the term when where you have your favorite character
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showing off and looking really cool. Sound super gay, whatever it is. I don't know what character energy. But it sounds so I I'm just gonna say it straight out. It sounds so fucking
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gay. It's kinda like the, your favorite Deirdre solo moms. Freaking kid slang sounds
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gayer than Harry Sissen in a dick tree. It's just
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it's Jesus Christ. You see that that kid's fucking all about on endorsing fucking Newsom? You know, we're, like, three years away from fucking we're fucking campaigning. And that's what I'm talking about. Fucking Newsom's piece of shit ass. I keep telling
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you. They're going for that clown. Yes. Everybody loves America.
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Everybody knew
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it. He's he's honestly their only their only shot. They don't really have another standout person. Like, Kamala Harris was a sacrificial lamb. Nobody ever thought that she would ever make it on a national stage. She what? Took, like, third in California during this democratic primary. Fifth
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in California.
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Fifth in her state. Like, that's that's a sign of a loser bigger than shit. She was a sacrificial lamb that they put out just to try and throw more freaking white male guilt into the fucking mix. We were like, no. No, honey. Go ahead. Have another one.
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Four press conferences today.
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That's a shit here. Totally slosh. Like, freaking, like, straight up stripper music at her fucking DNC fucking party. Like, are you kidding me right now? Actual hoes.
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Let's get Cardi b out here to twerk for the Harris campaign.
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She she might be available. Not would do it. Taylor Swift wouldn't do it. I guess Cardi B. She'd probably do it. Who is Bad Bunny, by the way? Do you guys have any idea? Puerto Rican Puerto Rican.
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Artist.
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Okay.
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A week ago, I would have told you I don't know. Now I'm at least aware that he's gonna be at the Super Bowl, and he's a a brown gay guy.
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Yeah. That's I mean, that's about it, and it's, you know, fairly irritating brown gay guy. To the point or the his his music goes from fairly irritating to I'm going to physically assault the person to put this on.
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Hale Keen. Hale Grant's Grimdo. Grim Grimby. Yeah.
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Grimby.
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Cap goblin. I like love that name. Tim Timoney. Tunnelmental.
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These people haven't super chatted, so mispronouncing their names is a feature. But maybe the mispronunciation should happen after the super chat. Right. But, I mean, it's sort of like you're just random pronounced.
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That'll be a minimum of $2.
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Stochastic terrorism from Ben where you don't know if he's gonna pronounce your name correctly or incorrectly. Right. Every time. Just just have to throw some super chats out.
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That will happen.
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So Turning Point USA is throwing their own Super Bowl halftime party. Kapoosa would do that. Dude, the type of people that tell a bit Jesus Christ. If Gavin News presidential campaign slogan isn't do you like Phil Collins? He missed out on a huge opportunity.
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We really have. Genesis guy. Right? Phil Collins?
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That he is my god.
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He is the the only I thought he was Kanye West, backup singer.
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Right?
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Well, you know, we're way past the point where the Super Bowl is gonna get someone like Michael w Smith or Amy Grant to do the halftime show. So maybe they would do a taboosah show if asked nicely. Watch the devil part of the the gospel music associations, Grammy Awards the other day. Had no idea who was there.
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You watched a what or what or what awards?
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Nashville, Tennessee, the gospel music association, the GMA is part of that you're tricking. The Grammy Awards.
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Yeah. I feel like I've been fooled. Right. You tore a gospel, so I wouldn't understand it.
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No. That's, they did that on their own. They kind of obfuscate all of their artists and all of their studios. So it's all just that Nashville sound. And Michael Whitaker Smith, Witte Witte Smitty, big guy. He once hosted the award show where he was artist of the year. So he host the show and then announced that he was artist of the year at his own award show. So that was pretty cool. That's important history that not a few people are aware of. It's just this the splintering of cultures. And with, mister Kirk wearing a white shirt that said freedom. Now that freedom shirt is merchandise. And if you wear that freedom shirt in public schools, you might be asked to change your shirt.
So this weird place in culture where everything has pushed people back to Christianity, it's helped people are like, we're on the winning side. But it's it feels feels weird that Jelly Roll is performing at the Dove Awards, the Christian Music Awards. Jelly Roll is on stage singing his hard rock hallelujah. Make certain things too. At the devil. Yes. Yes. This is what this is why it's so important that Jelly Roll is the, I guess, a Christian award winning artist now who did a football game last year. I two years ago, Maybe a Thanksgiving game.
I don't know. How are the Washington Redskins doing?
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I see we got uncle Fatty in the chat.
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I think Are you are you dead naming the Washington commanders? Marcus, that's terrible.
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Right? You know, I I still play type of football. Is that all the libtards put a pass around that meme where it's an Indian guy, and he has a shirt on that says caucasians. Like, it's a football shirt or something. Like, how would you like this? And all the white dudes are like, fuck yeah. Right?
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You know? Like Could I preorder 10, please?
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Is that possible? I would I might as well everybody tries to fuck me a hold of me and fucking call me and shit. It's they're they're trying to aura farm you because you are or maxing, and they can feel it. Uncle Fatty's in the chat. I think he's pretty left wing. Okay. I you wanna come up and argue, uncle Fatty? Your your choice. He says, bro, the diaper dictator, which I'm I'm assuming is is Trump.
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Right. Which is ironic since the last president actually did poop his pants in front of the pope. That that yeah. Yeah. That was He was a pope pooper. He was a pope pooper.
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Yeah. He played YMC at his a at his events, the gay song. That is the gay song ever. And that is that
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and, yeah, like, every single one. He's got all these, you know, hardcore family values Christians bumping and grinding at Mar A Lago to the village people.
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And then he says herding cats. I don't know what that means exactly. I do I I can imagine what the metaphor means, but I'm not sure what No. No. It's what you're physically doing the entire show. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I am. They are just being assholes tonight. What is the deal with that? They're just naughty. And all three of mine are all trying to be right here right now. Shitty weather, dude. They you fucking
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they don't wanna go outside in that shit anymore than anybody else does. They're all cooped up in the fucking house going, how can we get into trouble?
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Have those kittens been baptized? Born into sin.
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Right? None none of them were baptized at all. No. You gotta grab a burlap sack for that, though. It makes the baptizing way easier.
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Yeah. And they are they are evil cats. If you were gonna make a case for for something that's truly evil, cats are probably it.
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They're up there, man. Yeah. Numerous,
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naughty assholes pretty much all the time. Meow. Dude, I wake up at night, like, the cats because the cats all love me, and they're fascinated by me. So in the middle of the night, like, especially if it's, like, a full moon or something close to it, and I can see in my bedroom no problem. Because we live off grid. So when we turn off the lights, it's pitch black. But if the moon's up and it's bigger, it it to us, it's like a spotlight. And fucking, I'm explaining that to the audience, Steve, where he knows this. He's lived here. Freaking, it it's like a spotlight. You can walk around at night. You can see across the yard when it's a full moon.
And I'll wake up, and there'll be, like, fucking 20 cats sitting in a in a circle around me and just staring at me. And it's like, the fuck are you guys doing? What the fuck is even going on right now?
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Am I in a am I floating four and a half inches above my mouth?
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Like, what the fuck is he carrying? Such as large light as a feather stone.
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That's a great line, Dingo. Why didn't remember back to his childhood in the Catholic church and shit himself subconsciously to deter the pope? Not not not again, man. Not again.
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This, cat butt jewelry is real. Twinkle tush, I think they call it. Right. Right. It's a real thing. Spending a lot of my week just researching all these things.
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I a 100% agree that the YMCA thing, title mental loves pussy. That's good. The YMCA thing, gays all hell. But I will still take that over uncle Sniffy. Right. Sniffing little kids, that's that's a step too far.
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Right. Right? Grandpa grow between?
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Yeah. Yeah. He's like, nice little scared, though. Straight get in what his name was. He said Ralph, so I named him Larry. That's
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Portland. Is that the most nude city of all?
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Mhmm. The whole time ever. I mean, they got, like, a strip yard a strip bar every 15 feet, for, a whole like, way too many blocks.
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A lot of strip bars important. For people are just roaming around naked anyways.
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Right. Well, that's where the hot ones are.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you pay
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to see doing it voluntarily.
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Those are the naked people nobody wants to see. That's the haunt your dreams. I need eye bleach naked people, but the ones that you have to pay for.
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From a media coverage perspective to stand with your wang out, they don't think you're getting a lot of media coverage. And if the point of this is a protest,
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tied into a no king stand gonna be a public and have it out and you're not doing the helicopter, what are you even doing?
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Right. Well, then it becomes like an actual sex crime, I think,
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for your helicopter in it. How could you have how could you have sex while you're doing the helicopter? That was No. No. No. A sex crime.
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Being in public can get you on the sex offender list.
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That's such a stupid law. Yeah.
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So here's the thing. It's like, do you remember those movies when it was like, hey. Let's go skinny dipping, and then they take their clothes away, and they're like, oh, just gotta get out of the water, and they can't find their clothes anymore. These people are on the bridge, wang a doodles flip flopping in the wind. It starts raining. All you gotta do is just have people standing on both sides of the bridge to block them off and say, no. No. No. No. You guys gotta keep protesting.
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You just Well, I mean, they had they had to stay in the mail for several hours. They did. They had the the see through, you know, hefty bag on. Did they have a permit to do that?
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I don't know. I'm not the Portland permit authority.
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Or crimes They were protesting ice, man. I don't I don't know. I find it. Portland, that just that's just something they do. I don't know if you have to file a permit for it.
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My buddy posted a clip from it, and I went with the Norm Macdonald note to self. Do not buy do not buy used bicycle seats from this protest.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Again, the people that have that market cornered, they put them in ziplock bags, and then, you know, they sell them direct to their customers. But to buy a random bicycle seat, might not wanna do that. And I'm not I'm not, I'm I'm not decided at this point what the purpose and the result of this protest was. But to see the footage, not on the news, but just on other platforms carrying it, it's like, well, maybe it's historical. Maybe it's important. Maybe it's like Woodstock. Maybe if you photograph in black and white, it's more artistic.
I'm still kind of figuring out what what was accomplished. I did see some of these people were wearing those, blow up costumes where it's like they have some sort of air in them, and they're like kinda like a balloon marching around in these costumes.
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I totally assumed it was Farris. I saw that.
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No. Furries have more fur on. These were more like, balloons. Well, maybe not fur on when
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it's raining. Do you wanna go out in a furry costume when it's rainy and that's furry? Eunice, get out from in front of my damn camera. Stop doing that. It's absolutely nonsense. You're naughty.
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Sports mascots during a rainy game would have to still dance in their outfit. I don't know if they made them waterproof. Kind of an interesting thing. And, also
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my last thought into. I'm not sure that I want to.
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Do you think people manscaped in that groom deck should knowing that their their face would be covered, but their bottoms would be exposed? So do you think they did some extra detailing down there? And then a culture that maybe already had their hair laser removed anyway, there's a new product from Kim Kardashian's people, the SKIMS company. Oh, you're
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on it tonight?
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I'm a little bit on it tonight.
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Full full Loki mode.
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Not full torques. Just approaching there. We're getting there. You know who Kim Kardashian is? She has a body figure, and she wears those those SKIMS, those
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skin colored I know the name, but I could not probably take her out in the lineup.
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You'd probably recognize her silhouette. She's got a body, and it's a body that people would recognize. It's got weird proportions to it.
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Does she? What? Like, iced tea's wife? I haven't seen iced tea twice. Yeah. Iced tea. The one the one from the cop shows.
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Could be.
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And he had the white wife of the giant ass.
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That is like a cartoon character feature, certainly. Yeah. So I saw this week that they were selling, essentially, Merkins,
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hair on a thaw. The Merkin is back?
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Yes.
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So how how long is it gonna be before, like like, some chicks are like, I let my I let my hair grow out, like, nineteen sixties. That way, I could shave it off and donate it to kids less
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For those who've had their hair laser removed, now you can buy this limited edition SKIMS thong merkin.
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I didn't see any sort of, like, rainbow colors. So so what? You you, like, want a bunch of hair sticking out while you're wearing a thong?
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I don't quite know the purpose of this, and I didn't, inquire further. It's just something that I saw on a timeline. These timelines expose you to things you would have known as wearing a tank top just like,
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yeah, just hair just out the sides of the fucking thing?
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I didn't see them on bodies. I just saw them standing alone as a work of art.
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And you may did you just presume that they were meant to go with the g string?
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I'm not sure. I
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bet you are. Well, it's it's on. That that is the feature of on the camera. You guys are douchebags.
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So this is just part of, like, if you wanna go to a protest and all your friends are naked, but you're not ready to be pantsless yet, maybe there's something you can buy that appears to be nude, but, really, it's not your hair. It's someone else's hair.
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Oh, very tricky. So you could still participate, but not be fully exposed. So you could look like you could look like somebody put a strip of cloth down the middle of Steve's chin. Just like just like
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Yeah. Are you referring to the Times Magazine cover of president Trump with what is being described only as a a chin vagina? Like, he was deflated. It's the cover of Time Magazine this month.
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Does time even does anybody produce magazines anymore?
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Yeah. Sorta.
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At the newsstands, there are still magazines. Archie's Digest, lots of Archie comics.
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Archie's is still around?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's got the turkey warbler thing going on.
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Mhmm. Yeah. So people are kind of upset about that. Yeah. How dare you portray our president like he's in geriatric with skin under his neck just flopped. You know, maybe it's a turkey reference. Thanksgiving is approaching. And our president is is thankful to still be alive. Has he sealed that peace deal?
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So what's funny about that is that neither Israel or Hamas was a signatory on the peace deal.
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Oh, yeah.
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President of Turkey, the president of Egypt, the Qatari, Amir, and, I think that might be or it might be somebody else, but I think that's it.
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That's Breaking out the big guns now. Fuckers are getting fucking sprayed with the water fucking sprayer.
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You go learn tonight, kitty cat.
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Don't normally go to such harsh
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drastic measures, but they're just being naughty tonight. Twinkle toosh covers are going to come in handy tonight. Those cats have them. They will be blessed. Those cats that don't have them will feel
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Holy water. This is like cuss water. Like, I might want my favorite packs. I'm in I'm a vegetarian, but I still appreciate the packaging. There's, like, this one meat company, and it's like it's, like, humanely raised, verbally abused. Yeah. That sounds exactly like a farm.
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Right.
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You're out there just basically a string of cuss words. It it it then in the city, it's hilarious because, like, you you'll see somebody that's too rough, and then you'll if they walk away, all the people that live in the city be like, yep. Too long on the mountain. Like
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Has anyone taken Popeye as a sailor man and then just given him lines where they're all curse words? Why are we talking about Popeye exactly again? Because he's in the public domain. He's in the public domain.
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Anthony Kumiya used to do into the public domain, like, when he Blue Popeye. Exactly.
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Yeah. So it ties into artificial intelligence and figuring out what characters are allowed to have their faces be model trained. And Michael Jackson, no longer alive, but is living vicariously through prompt jockeys, engineering him doing silly things. And those are all over social media this week.
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Is he on in the public domain now also?
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No. I I don't think that Michael Jackson is in the public domain whatsoever. I believe his work is still under God. Right? What is it? Twenty five years after their death or some shit? I can't I think it's seventy years after Seventy years. The death if it's no longer renewed.
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Y'all better back off. There you go. I tried warning you.
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Get it. Get it. Again, the wheelchair with the void coders, the void the voice box, the science guy.
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Hawking?
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Hawking. Yes. Stephen Hawking has also been featured as AI, but he was he he he had two or three other versions, different actors playing him. The guy would have died, and then they kept him alive. Yeah. He, like, he, like, was the extraordinarily
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what's up, Michael? He was, like, the extraordinarily longest lived
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They never solved his health problems,
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but they made a bulk order. Oh, did you not see that, Ben?
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I did not. I was played it on, I think
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Slow News Day on Sunday.
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Dude, I I dude, my dad's been here, and we had that backhoe. And then it was raining. And so, like, anytime it's not raining, we've been outside working, and I fucking probably cut up four cords of wood in the last three days and drug it out drug trees out the fucking woods and climb mountains. And and, you know, I'm a be, like, 50 in, like, two weeks. Like, I'm not a young pup.
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Right.
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I'll catch up with all the social media stuff you need to know. It's nothing too, exciting.
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Like, dude, like, last it wasn't last night, but the night before, like, 09:30, I fucking, like, face planted in bed. I was like, yeah. Love it.
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So is this, Jean Michael Jarre?
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This is, Anima, a n y m a. It's like an Anima? Like Anima. What is that? A band? What is that? What is it? He's a DJ, and this is at the Pyramids, and it is just ritualistic symbolism the entire time, man.
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DJing is still a thing in Africa?
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Press play on the laptop.
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Laptop DJ.
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Let the lights flicker.
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It's not DJing. It's just playlisting.
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Is that how Copperfield made the elephant disappear? Where did the pyramid go? It's gone. Maybe. Maybe. He made the pyramids disappear. It's back again. What happened? Wow. Where'd it go?
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Yeah. So, gets way weirder. And this theme this theme artist is doing, like, his Tell the sound scene. It's enough sound.
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Tell the sound.
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We got
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40 Okay. Playing I'm just going to use
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here. Picking up. Yeah.
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It's it's not clicking over it the whole time too. It's just Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was very low. It just got louder when I said that. It started it, like, it got Good. Yeah. Loud. This thing this thing showed up at the sphere in Vegas too where it was breaking the glass. And then
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Is that a young president Biden on a robot body? That is, yeah, that is Terminator Joe Biden. Terminator Joe Biden. He's showing up in three d. He's sniffing the whole crowd right now. He's sniffing
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the fire. Looking
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for new flavors of ice cream in Egypt.
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Right. So that happened.
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See So what does the audience do? Just He's not with herself.
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Smart AI thing. You don't put your hands on broken glass like that. That's ridiculous.
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Everyone's hands are getting real tired, and they're all standing so close together that they can't even put their hands down if they tried. Right. It's like a giant human sea and enemy like a carpet where they're just like their arms are the fibers.
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Right over the top of the pyramid, the freaking
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Blue light show?
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Couple of different couple of different stars in there.
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This is how the comet three I Atlas appears.
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Ladies and gentlemen, JD Vance, your vice president. Okay.
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Some dreads on top. Is that a dry out or something?
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I guess. Think you buy that stock from the Unreal Asset Store where you can just purchase these three d models, and you can purchase an animation set that they'll perform. Don't stop. Get it. Get it. It appears
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feminine, but it doesn't have boobs or anything. That's that's why I suggested that it was JD Vance. Yeah. Yeah.
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He does wear a lot of mascara. It's weird it's weird how, you could tell how horribly feminized the world is by the fact that the peep the people that get held up as manly are, like, so lacking in anything manly. You're like, wow. Like, JD Vance or, like, Andrew Wilson. Like That seems to be the face talking down to little girls, but he can't open up a fucking olive jar.
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Right. Well, JD Vance having his stipples and his beard just sort of, like, painted on makeup style, or it's just painted on 05:00 shadow.
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Yeah.
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Like, I barely comb my beard, and that's mostly just because Macha fucking lays in it and fucking mimics it into knots all night. She, like, she, like, lays, and she'll bury her head under here and nudge, and then she'll wrap her hands around and sit there and do this. And she owns my beard.
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Teach her how to comb it. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. But that was weird. That period of time. Event?
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When did that happen? I thought it was just old John Michael Jar.
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He's actually in fucking Japan right now, or else he probably could have fucking told us about it, but he's in Japan.
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The Egyptian board of tourism built a new city, a new museum. They they had a Okay.
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Grand
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grand sort of parade to move their capital in Egypt, and now they're just bringing in more tourism. I think it's probably too hot in, the Middle Eastern area, but Egypt is far enough away where it's probably okay to bring in DJs. But no one wants to go to, DJ raves in that one country with those one people that happened that one time on that date on the calendar.
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Thought the era of the DJ was kinda over.
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No, man. As long as as long as there are still homos in Europe, there will be a techno dance party scene.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck. We make we isolate the holes and then go to the club. Yeah.
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Oh, where do we yeah. I'd love the kids. Yeah. Oh, in my fanny pack. Yeah. Yeah. What's what's the instrument they play at the Oktoberfest?
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Is that sir, a a hertegurdy that is spinning around?
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Oh, yeah. I think that is a Wurlitzer.
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Monkey jumps out of a box.
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Well, that's a that's a hand crank organ.
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Aren't they all? Aren't they all? Yeah. Yeah.
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Sat on the menu in Portland?
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Can I go to a restaurant and get a hand crank organ under the table? You can definitely go to a a couple of different massage parlors for that. I'm sure. Yeah. You can probably go to half of those strip clubs too. But for a Pepsi in Portland,
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but you could definitely get a hand cranking.
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Yeah.
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Like, they don't they won't they won't allow, like, Coke or Pepsi or something like that. They have a 135
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different micro microbreweries,
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though. Yeah. They they will absolutely serve you a a Royal Canadian Cola, though.
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You get Small mash Cola. Get the fruitiest, gayest IPA on the planet. Yeah. It'll probably be, like, 11 and a half percent too.
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Fuck. Yeah. Freaking.
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Oh, man. I I Pouring your roofie from from the tap.
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I I owned a beer bar, and when we would I hated going and doing the because the different beer companies would set you up, and you'd have to do samplings. Oh, yeah. And they'd try and talk you into fucking carrying their beer. I hated those days because 90% of them fucking microbrews and IPAs and all that shit, you're just like Right.
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Why didn't exactly put it in the chewy. What the fuck is this? Yeah. I used my beer chewy. That doesn't make any sense. Why does it smell like you dunked potpourri in it and then took a piss in it? That's not right.
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Fucking gross. I've been in the fucking I know what good beer tastes like.
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They're like, do you remember when Chappelle did Samuel Jackson beer? Where he was like,
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bitch. It'll get you drunk. To bring it up to these crust. Filter your own beers?
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It's a level above prison hooch.
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Good motherfucking choice, motherfuckers.
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Develop a taste. What what is the, profile of the drink, and you get your own sort of ideas about things there. So you can have a preference. Oh, it's like a in a toilet. Potpourri.
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When you let it age in a a stainless steel toilet for four months, it gives it a certain,
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Isn't that kind of what a beer cask is anyway? At a brewery, it's all stainless steel. So, you know, it's fucking they're making fucking hooch in there, man. Making pruno.
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I I don't think the young people are drinking much. I don't think they're going out to these microbreweries.
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No. Well, nobody can afford to go out anymore. It's like, fuck, dude. It's my whole paycheck just to buy two bags of groceries. I can't eat you know? Why would I go out? Oh, what? It's fucking $11 beer night? Great. You know?
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No. We're we're we're at we are in a severe depression, and they just don't talk about it. They've got they've got such a fucking crazed news cycle that they can get away without talking about it, but we are absolutely in a depression.
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They're closed. Only people have a lot of single dudes or single dudes,
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and we know why they have money. And, like, and they and they have fucking disposable money that they throw at people like fucking Andrew Tate or Wes Watson or Andrew Wilson and and hope that somebody that they think is manly, which once again, when those are the examples, you're like, fuck me. We've really fucking fucked up. Right?
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Yeah.
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Thinking of those Bitcoin prices watching the chart Thursday
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to Friday and seeing that there's a flash crash. Did anybody check the tie the the the fucking air and the tires? Marcus cannot help but do a left hand turn every time he opens his mouth tonight. Like
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I learned about non sequiturs.
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You did. You just learned. Okay.
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Yes. Just learned.
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Just learned about thought you'd test it out and see how it worked for you. I wanna take it all off me. Just Yeah. Work it out a little bit, figure out just the amount of non sequitur pressure to apply at the restaurant. Absolutely nothing that had anything to do with anything that has been said before tonight.
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I'm I'm preparing for So I noticed the cranberries don't do well in Florida.
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It all makes sense, though, in my mind. Like, I can I can see all the the dots, and then I make the connections, and I forget to tell you that they're there?
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That's all right. At least fucking grab the piece of red string and, you know,
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attach it to what what We need a point a before you give us point b because we don't know if you not a fucking Tarantino note on point b. I'm practicing
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my Kabbalistic, mysticism with the red string in Kabbalah represents something, and I saw Tucker Carlson
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was talking about that a little bit. Hey. Now that was a rubber band from a newspaper that his dad gave him. Oh, I think it was a red string. Disintegrate over the course of his life. It just turned into what appeared to be string.
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I think it was a red string worn by Madonna herself.
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What do you want, Bubba? Are you trying to chat in the chat, Bubba?
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Does Bubba have a computer?
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No. My phone my phone's open because I can't see the chat. I don't know why when we're on on Steve's. I can't see the chat on the side, and I have no idea why it's Yeah. Let me see a studio chat. It doesn't even give me an option to see the chat chat. So if I wanna at least see my chat, I have to open it up on my phone. Nice. Yeah. Set it. There's some, rumble chats that I don't think we wanna put on the screen. What happened? We gotta thank our new members. Yeah. I know of at least two. Bellingtano was has gotten a membership. Thank you very much, Billing, you fucking stud.
And, Tiny Loose got a membership, but it's not updating. So I don't know if more people did or not, but thank you very much, Tiny Loose. Or maybe it's Luce. Luce? Luce. Luce. Luce. Let let us know how to pronounce that. Let us know. And they just opened up a new feature where I can do voice responses to the comments and stuff. So Wow. Take it easy, tunnel metal. Enjoy tunnel metal. Going to the club?
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What what is love?
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Baby, don't hurt me. Okay. Do you want no more.
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Is he a DJ? He said he was going to a club. Maybe he's at a gig. He did say he still DJ sometimes. That's right. Yeah. That's alright. Yeah.
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Let that be dropped.
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Bubba has not realized that he is fucking giant. He's bigger than all the pit bulls, and he wants to lay in my lap still. Mhmm. Yeah. Because he's a rescue dog. Sounds about right. Has Bubba had a weigh in? No. We haven't weighed him.
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Is he sensitive about his weight?
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No.
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But he's sensitive about correction?
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He don't like getting punished, though. He's definitely sensitive about that. But we looked up we we found out what breed he is, and we looked it up, and it says straight out in there that that's the way they are. He's very emotional and sensitive.
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What is he?
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A Barack Saint Germain,
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which Did you call him Obama?
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No. Like, I right? No. The Saint Germain part is crazy. I mean, he is, like, half white and half black. I followed Saint Germain quite a bit. Like, I've got basically most of the books that have ever been written about Saint Germain. What's up? Oh, yeah. It's been pouring here. And they say it's so miserable because my dad came, and I told him this is about the nicest time of year. This is when it's it's only, like, 70 degrees out, and it's it doesn't rain. We usually get the most work done in in October. It's just wonderful in in where we live in October. And dad and before like, four days before dad showed up, it started pouring rain, and it had even poured rain, like, a week before that. We're like, what the fuck?
And because the thing is is in California, at the October, very end, or November is when we can expect fires that are good enough. Our rain good enough to put out a fire. And because wildfire season is a thing here in our you know, September, October is wildfire season like mad. And so, this year, by September, we were getting full on just smashed. Our ground is nothing but mud out there. Yeah. And dad didn't get a track hoe.
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Is that a washing away?
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Thankfully, I was ahead on wood this year.
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Yeah.
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Dude. Yeah. No. Like I said, I mean, it, you know, it came down yesterday real good, flooded out, you know, parts of the county and stuff like that. But that's also because every single drain and culvert got immediately clogged up as soon as there was, you know, an inch of water to carry it.
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It's one of the things I have my dad do with the backhoe is go clear all the culverts around.
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Yep.
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Got it. I knew that. Yeah. I was like, that's that's, like, number one on the list is clear. We need all our culverts cleared. That one year that it blizzarded up here real bad, and it was like a real blizzard, like a Midwestern blizzard, And then, it that took and brought so much debris down the mountain, and Christy and Brian and I Brian and I were out there probably twenty hours clearing culverts during the storm. And Christy was probably out there, like, ten. And just trying to clear those culverts because our roads were just getting wrapped. Can you go put up the bird birds, baby? Oh, you already did that? Thank you, baby. Can I have this right on?
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There's a video of a guy who takes a chain and attaches it to a tire and uses an old rubber tire to pull it through a culvert. I've seen that.
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Very cool. Tires just laying around. You really have to have the chain already, like, waiting in there for that to be effective, I think. Like, that would be something you'd have to preemptively do is just get a bunch of chains for your culverts. And the problem for us is is that these culverts are old as shit. Mhmm. And everything around here has been super was super abused by the growers during the green rush. And there's a grant that's gonna come get fix all that that we're waiting on. So all of our culverts are getting replaced and fixed because they want the water flows fixed. So, like, because they've got in Northern California, one of the big projects that they've been working on for a number of years is, getting the salmon to come back up up bugging all these small streams in the Eel River. But they won't go plant red cedar along all the fucking river banks.
Right. Right.
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Like, that's, like, step one. If you wanna do it, turn it into the kind of fucking area that's going to attract them. Yeah. You know?
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Well, the eel is one of the rivers that they really wanted to come back up. So they, and our river goes our shit goes right into the eel. So they're, and our mountain was one of the worst affected by the green rush. So they're coming in, and that's what they're all the fines were supposed to be for is fixing the damage that them that the growers left behind. So they're replacing all of our culverts.
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That'll be nice.
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It'll be nice, but we're trying to limp it along for now. So I had dad dig them all out with the, backhoe. Mhmm. That was real nice of him.
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Did you bring in gravel to pack it back down?
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No. No. We gotta we gotta deal with that. He talked about he wants to come back in the spring. He talked about maybe getting a a dump trailer, and my truck will easy easy haul gravel up and down the mountain.
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The river rock you can crush up?
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Gravel is pretty cheap, actually, if you go to the gravel pit and get it. It's getting it hauled to your house that costs a fucking fortune. To move. I've got a truck that'll do that. No problem. Like, my truck the engine in my truck, they literally put in actual big trucks. And it's I got a six speed manual transmission with a towing clutch. So and the brand and the rear end's brand new, and I changed it to four ten gears instead of three seventy threes. So it's a it's a lowered range gear set. So my top I lost top end, but gained a ton of torque on the bottom end.
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You're not really taking it on the freeway, though. Right?
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Oh, it still it still gets seven. It still goes to 70. It's a six speed, so it still gets up to 70. No problem. And and, honestly, anything above 70, that truck gets squirrelly.
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Yeah.
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What are the what are the freeways like? Are people obeying the speed limits and going slow and enjoying the ride?
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No. No. We're not up there.
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Not up there. And, like, half the dime not down here, but they fucking, changed the way the, targeting and ticketing system for people violating the, HOV lane goes. Oh, yeah. So now it's just an empty HOV lane every morning, and then mass traffic packed into the other lanes. And there are all kinds of unmarked vehicles on, the 101 right now. Plus every other car is a snitch mobile because it's a Tesla or it's, you know, some other electric car. There's 30 cameras on it.
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Yeah. I'm up like, half the population doesn't even have cars. Like, the you know, we're, like, half homeless up here. They don't really have cars too much.
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Right.
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And half these people in the mountain don't have a car that they can drive out of the mountains. Like, their car their car is just for driving around in the mountains. Yeah. They they even sell them on fucking Craigslist like that. It's just a mountain truck. Well, I don't have a title to it.
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Minnesota has a lot of He's a runner, though. Not a lot of changes in elevation on the farms. You got mountain trucks. They'll go up and down the mountain. Do they have a parking brake that's set pretty well?
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Usually. Usually. Although, I don't ever trust my parking brake. Our our fucking hills or or our fucking roads are too steep. I I got block I got blocks laying around my driveway. Anytime we park, I throw it in reverse and throw blocks behind the wheel or else I don't trust it.
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Yep. Yeah. I know. I mean, even in Boulder Creek, you wouldn't show up to a job site without tire chalk. It just wouldn't happen.
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Yeah. Yep. There's a how's your you're just asking for a vehicle to fucking get I've even seen it with, Brian's side by side one time. He didn't the parking brake didn't hold, and he rolled down into the chicken coop. And, Christy with the four wheeler one time didn't put the parking brake on well enough, and that rolled down the mountain and into somebody's truck, like, a friend of hers.
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Whoops.
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Yeah.
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Or not unsetting the parking brake when you try to drive it. It's like, oh, why does
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oh, the parking brake is on. Let's let's turn that off before we try to move it. Although if you have a two wheel drive vehicle and you push your parking brake about halfway in, you just gave yourself poor man's four wheel drive. Yeah. You need it in a pinch to get out of a a weird spot, it works. Wouldn't recommend it, you know, in case of you know, it's it's in case of emergency only. But
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I am a poor man, but, fortunately, I have four actual four wheel drive. Yeah. And and and do absolutely need it. There's no,
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if, ands, or buts. I was trying to tell them that at the third eye carnival in Tennessee when we got fucking days of biblical rain and potential tornadoes and stuff like that. Like, dude, just you know? Because there are a bunch of two wheel drive vehicles. Pop that parking brake about halfway down.
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Dude, at at Hurricane Fest in, North Carolina during hurricane Hilleen, I'm the only one who got to the festival actual festival grounds. Like like, there was fallen trees and shit and everything else. You know, my truck's giant. Like, and I'm and out here, you have to have be able to drive over shit. There's rocks that'll fucking wipe out the undersides of 90% of the vehicles. And so if I can, I just
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it did feel like a wacky racist cartoon at some point where we were, like, just trying to get there trying to get there? And other caravans were also trying to get there and sharing their locations and saying all all of these roads are closed. I don't know if the I 40 has been repaired and open through Asheville
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area. I think they were talking last I heard was, like, 2027. Like, the road disappeared. It's not like they can just repair it. Like, that road was gone.
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They just reopened that stretch of 101 South Of Big Sur. The washed out, what, 07/08 oh, no. Nine to almost ten years ago.
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Yep. Like, that takes a long time when you gotta completely rebuild the entire bottom structure all the way up and stabilize it and all that shit.
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Like, they And now you have to do it to twenty twenty five standards instead of nineteen fifty five standards?
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100%. People don't understand that. People that don't work construction, they don't realize that that's the standards and regulations is what fucks up construction. Like, we can't construct things like we did a hundred years ago because of regulations.
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Yep.
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Like, the shit that they were back then, they were just about getting the job done. They were pay paying people extremely little. People didn't live like even the poorest people today live like kings compared to the peep that your wealthy people in the nineteen early nineteen hundreds. Like, you're eating whatever kind of food from wherever in the world and sitting in your fucking air conditioning and heat and fucking and and watching cable TV and playing on the Internet. And, like, this this was not things that your average person was able to do or even wealthy people were able to do. People lived hard lives, and they they worked cheap. They just like to eat and have roof over their head and some heat.
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Have a road to drive on before everyone had cars. Not to not have to put on
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three layers of clothes just to go out back to take a shit in the middle of the night.
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That's nice.
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Yeah.
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So Elon Musk and his boring company hasn't solved the the traffic in the cities by putting tunnels in the ground?
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It actually is. There is a tunnel going in, north of where Steve's talking about where there was another collapse on the 101. The 101 in the last couple of years had some pretty major collapses on it. Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Was it it's washing out completely,
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in Sonoma too up by Bodega Bay.
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Yeah. A lot of collapses on the one zero one, and he's supposedly putting in a tunnel system to bypass all that shit.
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Because the high speed high speed rail to nowhere, never went through even though they burn out all the fucking areas where the proposed high speed rail project was supposed to go through.
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Oh god. Yeah. Just just just and that Gavin Newsom that that that that they're even gonna try and push that guy on the main stage It's just so gross. Like, the California politics is so horrifying. Like, right now, they're hardcore pushing through, they aren't even pretending like it's not an a gerrymandering. Right? They're just like like, they don't already have overwhelmingly the all the power in the state. They're like, yeah. Well, we need more. Sup, creed? They're like, yeah. We need more power. You're like, are you kidding me? The only thing setback that they're having right now is have you seen the fucking chick that they got that's for, lead the lead for the. Oh my god. What a fucking nightmare that lady is. And, you know, that came out about her. You're like, woo.
She's a Mashed
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potatoes fresh off the stove.
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Yeah. Dang, lady. What the hell is her name, Steve?
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Katie Porter.
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Katie Porter. So there's one video with her where she's on an interview or something, and it's like a Zoom call, and she gets some some technical information wrong. And her assistant does her job and pops in to, you know, say, hey. You know, little little mistake. You know, let's and, you know, and which is what she's supposed to do. And this lady goes unglued. She you're in my fucking shot. Get out of my fucking shot. Like, just comes unglued on her. And then when she tells her the thing, she's like,
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oh. You were stealing my shot. You were stealing my shot earlier.
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You know, like, fucking just psycho. And then she was on some other interview and fucking, the lady has asked every basically, she had a a list of questions for every candidate that and, you know, the idea is see how each candidate answers these questions. And this chick was fucking just crazy. I I don't wanna have a negative I don't want this to be a negative. I don't wanna answer. Gonna ask follow ups. I'm not here for that. Yeah.
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The reporter's like, that's my job. Yeah.
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That's what I'm supposed to do, you crazy batshit broad.
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She looks British for some reason. She goes, I'm a leader.
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I don't need and she's like, does that mean you don't answer questions? Like, what the fuck? You
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Wow. Yale University and Harvard Law graduate Katie Porter, Porter dot house dot gov. Alright.
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Like, this lady is just full on, unhinged. Full on unhinged.
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That might not be a real web page. The porter.house.gov thing.
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So now search for something. Thinks that she's coming off well. Actually, the the and and it's crazy because there's landslide, and now she's losing by a landslide.
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She looked at that reporter, Chick. It was like, I don't care. And that's gonna be clipped and used as every single commercial porterhouse steak.
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She looks like she'd be happier as a No. No. Ryan. She just needs a chorale
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to sing, and she can orchestrate. And the chick doesn't look like more of a Karen. Ernie, that's all you can think while you're looking at her. You're like, oh god. Oh god. You are a psycho. You are you are ready to scream at somebody. You are looking for the manager.
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Crazy eyes, man. And, yeah, we found out in her the Her husband filed for divorce.
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Right. Which which is an odd thing. Like, eighty percent of divorces are filed by the women.
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And he cited physical abuse as the primary reason for divorcing her because she fucking grabbed a pot of boiling fucking mashed, you know, mashed potatoes, right, as you're just fucking off the stove and, like, threw it at him. Wow. In an argument. Court play? I I guess not because he filed divorce.
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Okay. Alright.
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Mhmm. But yeah.
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Could've been put in with her mother. I don't know. Off the stove fucking
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hot as shit and fucking hit him with it. Like, you know that dude just had to be like, And you know that's that's not, like, the first incident. Right? No. You don't go it doesn't show just throw I'm grabbing a cold material
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in somebody's face. That's not the first thing. There was a buildup.
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Yeah. There's a, a progression of violence. Well, fucking people don't even get dishes thrown at them like the first time. Yeah. You know?
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What's that eyelash she's saying on? Recognition of this kind of shit, but there's not or we live in such a fucked up weird society where women could do whatever. And dudes, like, honestly, that dude shoulda dropped her like a man. Like, just jaw jabbed her. Like, you literally threw scalding material onto my face that was gonna stick on my face. It's not like that's just gonna, like, bounce off or something. It's gonna sit there and blister my whole fucking face. Are you kidding me, lady? We're in a real fight now. Like, I am gonna beat your ass.
Are you kidding me? And and and we're in some weird world where that's the the dude would then be at fault. You're like, I don't care who you are. You do that kind of shit to somebody. Expect an ass whooping for it.
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Yeah. No. That's crazy. That's crazy work as the kids say.
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Batman movie sort of politician.
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And I mean, it's been like that for a long time. It's like somewhere in the eighties, which both sides are wrong. You know? I'm not saying either of these sides are right. But in the eighties, you got guys like Sean Connery. Like, sometimes you just need to slap a woman. Like, they just talk a little crazy, and you just gotta give them the old crack. You're like, no. You don't. That's fucking weird. Keep your hands to yourself, dude. Like and then fucking, then all of a sudden in the nineties, it was perfectly acceptable for women to hit men, and men can't fucking smack back. You're like, yo, keep your hands to yourself.
Like, where where is that? Some somewhere along the lines, we need to move to don't hit other people.
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Well, if she is a porterhouse steak, a little, slap in her back would tenderize the muscles a little bit. Might be good for her to loosen up that way. What they wanna what they wanna do in the bedroom is up to them. You know, don't yuck their yum and no king shame and that sort of thing. But Boy, and with with no
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with nobody out of the brown Newsom, what's the other name? Of course, Steve had to disappear when this is his wheelhouse. Newsom and competitors? The guy that was the governor before Newsom. It's a family, and that family has ran college foreign politics for fucking everybody. The Disney family? No. It's it's Newsom, Brown, and, Leibovitz? Fuck. He was the governor before Newsome. Jerry.
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Jerry Brown? His name. Jerry Brown?
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You went Max had to remind me.
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Jerry Brown, 1975 to '83, and twenty eleven to twenty nineteen governor.
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Yeah. Jerry Brown. Oh, it's Brown, Pelosi, and Newsom. Okay. Like, just gross. And they've ran California politics, but now they don't they ran out of figures for that from that, family. So now they got they've got a lead in with,
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Well, Gavin Newsom's first wife was Jerry Brown's daughter.
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Right.
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So he he had married into that.
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Yep. So this is this is like a government cartel, but they've run out of figures, and they want Newsom to go to the presidential stage. And so they've run out of figures, so now they had to lean back on some other figure. And this chick was the one, and, oh, it's all bad. It's all bad. Like, they picked one of the you you guys remember the pussy hat. Like, we're nasty girls. Like, just unapologetically shit headed fucking women. Like, this chick was one of those. Like, a Hillary Clinton nasty girl. Just no decency to her whatsoever.
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Yeah. But yeah. No. Jerry Brown was governor again right before Gavin Newsom got elected, and then it was Schwarzenegger before him.
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How was Schwarzenegger going? Old California out to China.
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Is he still in movies? Arnold? Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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I sure hope not. The last I heard of Schwarzenegger was in 2020 when he was like, fuck your freedom.
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Yeah. Screw your freedom. Expendables.
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Like, oh, you don't sound at all like your Nazi father at all. I'm treating your freedom
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like she was my maid. Screw your freedom. There's a guy named, Bovino out of Chicago. Gets no child support. Have you heard Gregory Bovino, the the the local group in charge of all ice operations in the Chicago area? This guy's walking around with a trench coat on.
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Nice. Nice.
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Great for photo ops.
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I just oiled up my fucking coat.
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He needs to get one next to Kristi Noem where she's dressed like Natasha.
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Yeah. Right? Mhmm. Rocky O'Brien.
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And you know what? If you were from anybody that was from South Dakota too, they could've told you what was coming with that con.
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Right?
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Like, she is not she she sold herself down the river. If she wasn't able to get a spot on the on the federal level, she was she was done with South Dakota politics. Like, they wouldn't fucking vote her in to be janitor. She she literally vetoed the the the public vote numerous times.
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Mhmm.
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Like, the public oh, like, hemp, the got the public overwhelmingly voted hemp in, like, 80% or something like that, which in a vote is crazy. And she vetoed that shit. She's like, my officers won't be able to tell the difference between, cannabis and hemp, and this is just gonna leave us open for for more cannabis. And, like, fuck you, bitch. Then train your fucking pigs.
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Right.
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Like, you don't get to do Right.
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Like, we're we're actually not about to we're not about to train the people who work here. That's
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that's ridiculous. I was hoping we get a new police academy movie out of this. With Christina. Steve Guttenberg's house did burn down, so, I mean, he might need some money.
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Right?
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He could go on as an assistant to the director. What do they call it? A consultant. He could he could assess some consulting fees.
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For the China's for the Chinese businessmen buying up all of Malibu? Well, we could have Chinese police officers. Maybe Blackstone. Academy twelve. Right? It'll just be the drone security forces for the corporations.
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Oh, okay. Yeah. So this will just be all AI actors. We set it in 1999.
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Okay. What the hell movie was that where they did that? Oh, it wasn't the first one. Oh, and they're remaking that. Running man was the first movie I remember seeing that in where they AI'd somebody else's face over somebody else, and they're like, you know, and he's like, well, what about the and that was an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. And he's like, what about the winners? And fucking and then they showed how they AI that whole thing, and then people were actually dead right there and all that shit. Mhmm. What's up, Valley?
Oh, good. I'm glad you put that up. That's so much easier than
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There it is. Phone key screen keeps going black. We can all behave ourselves in chat now that we're on the video as well.
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I had some dabs before the show. Mhmm.
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Need an hour. I am personally what's up, Cammy Nodell?
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Hello, Cammy.
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We love Cammy gray Armenian dupe something.
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Yes. Can you repeat your chat comments again?
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Right. All of them.
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Starting from the hour and just the ones. Yeah. Just the best ones. Put it on a replay loop. I saw that they were remaking the Deathstalker movie. Okay. And then I realized that they would take out all the best bits of the original Deathstalker. It was a trilogy of films. It's the sorcery and sandals film where it was sort of a big strong guy, and he would take women and, you know, throw them around. And all the fun of the fitness influencers playing roles in the Deathstalker movie, well, now it's current year, so I don't know that it's going to maintain that level of midnight movie madness.
So I haven't seen it yet. I, again, don't know why they're remaking these movies. The promise of AI technology, though, means that we can take movies we like and then add some more to them. There are a lot of fans who will reedit movies and try and make them better. A lot of the Star Wars movies have been fan edited. Spider Man movies, DC, Marvel, all those superhero movies have been reedited by fans to improve them in some way according to the fans. He said something like that first.
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Marcus and I were on FlowState's channel the other night after, after a debate. And, they, they were showing a video that was made by, I think OTW, and that was wildly good. Wildly good. Like, this shit was crazy good. It had, like, different people's faces, like like, powder Dusty's face and shit. Mhmm. On, like, different characters and shit. It was so good looking. I don't know what program that is.
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That's a skill set to create the graphics and the moving images. That's that's a huge skill set. We do have some of these free toys to play around with, but those who are professionally trained and put in the time to do that work can continue to do do that work and will turn out much better results. So the AI face swap thing where it's like, upload a picture, upload a video. Well, you know, the they have to animate. There's a lot of there's a lot of ways that we can do it fast and cheap, or you can do it a little bit better. And with the it was a Jurassic Park where the effects effects were really cool with the dinosaurs, like, well, okay. People like that, but we can spend less, and people will still watch the dinosaur movie. The dinosaurs don't have to look better in the next movie. They just have to be part of the franchise.
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I've seen on some podcast, they were talking about some animated AI that had just come out, just, like, in the last couple weeks that's wildly good. And everybody and everybody's liking it. I what what say it again? Sora?
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Yes. That's it. That's the one. So you'll see a gray Sora water stamp disappearing across the video. There's already software that will remove that. It's not difficult to remove the water stamp.
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By the pussy. Arm art. I do grab a lot of pussy. I throw that shit around like it's fucking
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Bit of a jungle gym in there tonight.
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Oh, man. I don't know what the cats are so naughty about tonight.
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Tell me.
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Like, it's raining, dude. We're going stir crazy.
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It's not raining here tonight. It's it was actually this afternoon was nice, and they're just all in here just being jerks.
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Alright. You hear that? That's them. Yeah. No. They they knocking stuff over. Uh-huh. Sounds about right.
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It's atmospheric sound.
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None of the dogs are gonna go regulate. They're all scared.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great great kitty. You should see a great kitty put Bubba on the runs. I shall have him running and hiding under my chair fears.
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It's a bit of a theater of the mind. Our viewers feel like they're right there with you. Balderson dog and chewing. Sitting on the couch on a Tuesday night in the dog faced dude show. All the kibbles that have been knocked behind the bookshelf.
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I see, Rob Norris putting up a clip with some in some very disingenuous, headlines.
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Mister Noir. No mystery in that man.
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Rob. Arnar.
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Arnar.
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Normal American. I I did I did put some thought into it. Obviously, after, any any, exchange like that, you gotta review with an honest with an honest eye, you gotta review your weak spots and things like that and try and work through them. And what I should have brought up when he was trying that Ben Carson line with me, I should have brought up fucking Heisenberg and that forever he'll be known as the father of the atomic bomb. And had that not been militarized, he would have been known as the father of clean energy of the most, you know, lasting clean energy in the world and which would be a good thing. And even he himself said that, I will forever be known as a monster because that's now his his heritage. And he wasn't a bad guy. He was a good guy, and he had good intentions.
But his legacy is is horrible, And and it hadn't it really had nothing to do with him. Imagine oh, god. Yeah. There's so many kibbles buying that bookcase. 100%. I swear to god, some of the cats, like, go, like, they throw one piece and then eat a piece and throw a piece and eat a piece.
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Like, you sound Scarcity mindset where they think that they're gonna wanna eat something later. Saving that for an eater. Yeah. Put your tater tots in your pocket. Go to class.
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It might be the more in the rats. To him.
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No. I never put him in my butt. Fuck.
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Move Bubba.
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Got to go bags in the cargo pants. All the restaurant food is Sysco anyway. People are discovering that and getting real angry about it. Right. One food truck pulls up. They serve people in prison too. Yeah. Yep. That would be so nasty. And public schools, probably some of them as well. It's like Guaranteed. Man, it's you know, I gotta say, though, if you're someone who can cook Go out. Can take potatoes and Yeah. And bake them.
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And then throw them on your soon to be ex husband.
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Right. You could probably get a job in politics.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Ask what what's me?
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Oh, man. We, for the nostalgia, played Ben Shapiro reading the lyrics to wet ass pussy on the show yesterday morning. Oh, man. Charles does an amazing Ben Shapiro. He's a very good Ben Shapiro.
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A lot of people were reading those lyrics.
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It's like a very interesting Fran Drescher. When asked for it. Fran Drescher and Ben Stein. Maybe those two, that's that's that's Shapiro.
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Right? It was right after he read out those lyrics that Tom McDonald hit him up and said, hey, man. You wanna feature on my new track, dawg?
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I don't think I saw Tom McDonald at the devil words, but I'll have to, verify that. I think he's probably a the Christian
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I did. I didn't even fucking myself again with it.
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Uh-huh. See a full list of winners on their website. At some point, the Dove organization have a little, you know, white Dove sticker that they put on certain movies. It would be Dove approved. So you know you'd have a dog Jelly Roll hosted that. But Oh, he didn't host it. Oh. He appeared on stage, and they brought their, shower situation where they had falling rainwater on the microphones, and they're performing, and they're getting rained on Okay. At the dev awards because So there's a way to the performers to test their faith. I'm down. Well, you know, it was letting everybody know that they are performers, and Milli Vanilli taught them how to just get up there and shake their ass and not have to live perform. It's just it's already recorded. Just hit play and move your lips and move your hips and do the performance thing. And Christians will eat that up and celebrate.
Now hold on there, Alan, a little bit. I'm gonna play devil's advocate against myself to say Christians deserve entertainment too. If they wanna have monster trucks and bull riding at their men's retreats, great entertainment. Christians deserve entertainment. There's a lot of Christians in this country who want Netflix subscriptions. A lot of them go over to this angel streaming service. It's just, you know, that's their prerogative. So what are we complaining about here? We're complaining about this sort of strange mixture of jelly roll with face tattoos performing on a gospel music celebration.
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Well, it'll be Beyonce next, so
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it gets worse. At some point, many of the churches were united in pushing back against culture and saying we're not gonna have electric guitars and amplified audio in our worship meetings. It's gonna be hymn books and piano. Okay. Tambourine? Well, a lot of that. Bongos? Okay. Maybe bongos. But now we have electric guitar solos, smoke machines, and
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showers on You knew that would come in when you had stripping for Jesus. When you had broadband for Jesus, jelly roll was the next thing, obviously.
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Work that pole for the Lord. It's such a spectacle.
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Baba, I don't need you on the lap. I will show. I will not float away. Look. I know everybody wants to see you. They do. They do. Hi. My name is Baba. I like to I like to start shit all day long. My dad found me on the road. I was half dead and starving.
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Now I'm not. Guys, do you wanna give us a little woof, little bark?
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No. If I leave, though, he'll sit there and howl. Okay. If he can't see me, he will start howling. He does not like me out of his sight.
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What happens if you play Elvis, Presley?
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That would probably also make him howl. Okay. If it if it don't got banjos in it, are are we even playing it here? What what are we doing?
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Liberals larping as Christians. A lot of a lot of that happening. A lot of people going online declaring that they were formally a new age psychic, Satanist, whatever whatever whatever. But now now they're Christian, hashtag Christ is king. And then people start following them on social media. It's the easiest way to grow a following. It's the easiest way
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to monetize your work. I saw I saw that Nala just had a video that said strippers or, porn stars for Jesus. Somebody had that Nala chick that was, like, doing the whole, debate circuit there for a while and was on whatever. The only fans hoe for Christ? Yeah. Yeah. Immediately, like, went from only fans to selling Jesus merch in, like, three days. Like, I'm not I'm not an only fans hoe no more. We buy my Chris my walk of Christianity tour. Like, get the fuck out of here. You guys remember the,
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triple x church? My braless baptism video for seven ninety nine.
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Do you guys remember the xxxchurch.com, xxxchurch.com?
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Absolutely not. I know you're gonna find this hard to believe, but I am not Howard Stern thing. Up on Christian culture as you are.
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Okay. No. It wasn't a Howard Stern thing. It was a ministry to porn stars.
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They needed their own church. I guess, man. They they probably should have their own church. I mean, I'm I'm not gonna disagree with that.
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Mhmm. I don't know if the website's still online. They had made a meme basically talking about, self gratification act would would, you know, would kill a kitten. So you love the kittens, don't wanna kill them, don't do the act.
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Did you just say rubbing one out kills a kitten?
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That's what the triple x church was saying. Uh-huh. And their promotional materials.
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That's fucking great. That is that is I think that might rank up above Jesus watches you while you're doing it, which totally makes Jesus a weird cock. Like, he's not even watching you have sex. He's watching you rub one out. Like, this bright song, a kitten running through a field jumping towards you, and then you'd feel bad about killing a kitten when you're
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sacrificing a swimmer.
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Okay.
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And that was that was the marketing for that. Alright.
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Was it successful?
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For a time for a time, it got a lot of But, you know, I don't wanna kill kittens. Well, what is this triple x church? Be responsible for dead kittens. Right. Right. But if you go to your web browser and type in xxxchurch.com, well, what are you gonna see there? What do you expect to see there? I expect to see porn.
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Right. Especially if they don't have the domain anymore.
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Yeah. I have not gone to that URL lately, so I don't know what's sitting there anymore. I don't think the organization still exists, but it's 2025 and this weird place in culture where people are, you know, hashtag Christ is king. And Kirk, the church guy, said some things at a Mormon place and isn't here anymore, and he's being remembered. George Floyd has a birthday coming up. He's being celebrated. I don't know who the saints are, who the sinners are, and who the heroes are.
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See, and in that argue in that debate that Steve and I had, had Ben Carson been the person that that movement ignited over, that would have felt like a much better, more genuine movement and not something that was just straight propaganda. Because only the fucking only the the fucking jackass media would pick such a very faulty hero to be the icon of a movement. Because in guarantee, in that same week, there was some black dude that got killed by a cop that fucking was actually a decent person. Like
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This wasn't right. The whole premise of that was retard.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Of the, Ben Carson argument, I I don't quite understand, and I wondered if Rob had kind of set up some long term thing where he wanted to seem extra exaggerated and and cartoonish so that you guys would match his energy. And then he'd have clips of you guys trying to match his energy, and then you guys would look extra foolish, but you weren't taking the the bait. You weren't engaging with arguments that were ridiculous.
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Totally underestimated the amount of cannabis Steve and I use.
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Right?
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Like, good luck getting us that excited over something this trivial. You're nuts. Mhmm.
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Right.
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Like, Steve and I fucking couldn't even fucking we didn't even actually counter Marte's argument. We just laughed at him. Yeah. I think, okay. This is ridiculous. You know it's ridiculous. We know it's ridiculous. We're just gonna both laugh into our hands like we're trying to be polite.
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Oh, funny. Yep. Dude, I can't believe that my argument from an absurdity isn't landing. Gotta bail. And then he did. He just kept his mouth shut for hours. Didn't say a fucking word and then blamed it on Benadryl.
[01:29:31] Unknown:
He did make an exaggerated pouty faces and shake his head no and or nod his head yes when Rob was talking. Yeah. And he definitely cleared his nostrils a lot. Has a mime ever won an argument, though?
[01:29:44] Unknown:
Has a mime won a debate in a verbal combat?
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I'm not sure.
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I think you probably could. There's some people that you really don't need to debate against. You just let them talk and then and then you win.
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Like Rob Noir for five hours.
[01:30:05] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. No. He he he definitely did not. Outside of his dedicated, crucible crew people, I if you look through the other chats, he was not making any friends. It seemed like there's people that were, probably at least neutral in the situation, if not partial to him that we're just tired of hearing him fucking talk by the end. Like and and he would not and his case was not good at all. Oh. Like but but, again, I I I'm trying not to hold it too hard on him despite him doing such a disingenuous thing with his fucking clip and all that because I don't see how they could've won that debate unless they were debating 18 year old retarded girls with giant tits and whatever or something.
Like, I guess some kind anybody that has any kind of a brain that was basically a a nonwinnable debate.
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The video is twenty minutes. It's the title is he thinks Ben Carson's worse than destiny. The thumbnail text said, this is a result of twisted logic. Noir has his hands up like,
[01:31:15] Unknown:
wait a minute. What's going on here? And in no way did I say the the world famous brain surgeon who developed techniques that everybody uses was worse than destiny. In no way did I say that whatsoever. His his legacy is is, people living that wouldn't have lived before because of of brilliant techniques that he's developed and passed on. Assuming that nothing else happens. Like I said, just like with Heisenberg, it's just it's not, not his fault, but, you can have a legacy that is shit even though you weren't a shit person. That that's not happened to Ben Carson in any way, shape, or form. It was a it was a retarded hypothetical I refused to give to. And fucking now he's pretending like he's mashing he's mashing me saying that, George Floyd's legacy is worse than Destiny's legacy, and then taking his hypothetical of Ben Carson and mashing the two things together and being super disingenuous about it.
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Yeah. He's a big fan of comic book movies. Maybe he thinks there's a multiverse where he won the debate. He doesn't live in that timeline. So with retrocausality in that universe. Lot of down syndrome. Right. So with retrocausality, if forward looking Rob can continue to put out material saying he won the debate, then somehow that rewrites history where he did win the debate. But it's a two and a half hour debate, and the person needs to watch two and a half hours of the debate to determine how the debate went. You can't watch a twenty minute clip and say, Rob looks pretty good in this. Well, that's what clips do.
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I mean, look, dude. Like Ben was saying, if he had points to make, that that would be the clips. Yes. But he's been stewing
[01:33:23] Unknown:
for a fucking week, man. Yeah. It took a long that's why he didn't because I only reason I watched it, Christy caught it and saw that that was happening, and she assumed that he was doing a review on it. And I wanted to see what he had to say in the review and how he was gonna stand up for himself. Fucking and, no, he just made a shitty little clip and then fucking totally mislabeled it. Like, you fucking loser. Right. And we're not really talking about Destiny, William. It's it's really about Rob Knorr. Just A new clip he released. What he was doing with this clip was trying to make it and and when he retitled it and mushed it together.
And he's supposed to be like, he's such supposedly such a good debater that fucking Andrew Wilson hired him just to wreck, liberals in debates and shit. And, like, it it was a ridiculous thing. But, again, I try not to be too hard on him. Like, if it was an actual meaningful debate about something highly political, I certainly couldn't have debated him. Steve could. And I said that to him in the after the after debate. I was like, I'd like to have a more serious debate, but I don't know where you and I would debate at. Like, where where what subject. You and Steve definitely could could throw down, but I'm I'm not politically, knowledgeable enough to to jump in to that arena.
[01:34:58] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, I, I don't want to I do it, but if all that that dude is gonna do is fucking talk over and filibuster and fucking just heap nonsense on top of nonsense the entire time, it's not gonna be fun.
[01:35:18] Unknown:
You know what I mean? Yeah. He thinks that if he puts out the quantity of words that he wins. Like Right. Your words had no quality. That's why Steve and I didn't sit there and try and fight with you about it. Like, all this gibberish you just said doesn't really mean anything. It doesn't defeat our points whatsoever.
[01:35:35] Unknown:
That doesn't There were two adults sitting at the adult table, and he was running around under the table with his toy dump truck running around making all sorts of noises. And you guys were like, just okay. He's a child. Let him let him do that. And then adult conversation returns, and you guys make your points. And then he comes out with his toys again and his movie analogies, and he's talking directly to his audience. And in reading the comments, a lot of the comments were saying how that you two, Steve and Ben, were low IQ somehow. And I don't understand how someone not understanding the comment thinks it's a stupid comment, and it says you guys have a lower IQ, and they're bigger brain for not understanding what is going on. Yeah. Well, come part of the reason I don't understand anything that you just said, so you're dumb. Dumb. It must be dumb. It must not make any sense. Sense. One I wanted to get into fights with some of these people is the right wing.
[01:36:37] Unknown:
They don't wanna recognize it. Yeah. Their left wing right now is really easy to identify as being batshit crazy. But there is an equal component, and Rob Knorr represents that component. So does Andrew Wilson. When they say things like, we're going to war with the lefties and all this, but then you're gonna say that what destiny is saying is wrong. Well, war I've I've been to war. Either either we're either you're both, using hyperbole or neither of you are using hyperbole. You you both just keep pointing at the other one being like, look at that means bad things, and they're saying it, but you're both doing it. Mhmm. So and that was Steve's point with with the with the stochastic, terrorism.
That what's up, Brandon Bonanza, you stud? That was Steve's that was Steve's argument that what they're saying about you, you're saying about them. And and the thing is is that's the only honest thing that you're both doing is saying the other side's doing it. You're right about that, but you're doing it too. So
[01:37:41] Unknown:
There was confusion about your position. They maybe assume that you guys were on the left, and then the more they heard from you, the more they were confused. And Yeah. Their confusion led them to a place of thinking that you guys are the enemy. Yeah. We don't understand what they're saying. They must be the bad guys. I have to hate them.
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I'm against them. They're they're Like, they're not outtake for a 40 year old version where he's like, you know, you're using a lot of words that I I don't understand, so I can only assume you're insulting
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me.
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Yep. Well, and they have they can only see things in that in that paradigm of red blue, and they can't understand that Steve and I can sit outside of that paradigm.
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Criticize all the colors equally.
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Oh, Brandon's doing pun jokes.
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Alright. Alright.
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He's trying to be punny.
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Mhmm.
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Have you met have you met Bubba, Brandon? This is Brandon. This is Bubba. He's he's very needy tonight along with all the cats.
[01:38:57] Unknown:
That doesn't differentiate tonight. Is he wanting to hear something about Columbus Day or Indigenous People Day? Is there Bubba have something on his mind?
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I don't really have a a a a dog in that fight that in any way, shape, or form. The I Christopher Columbus didn't discover North America. I don't even know you know, they they talk about that he might not have even landed in North America. Right. They the guy was a the guy was a jackass. I don't really care about Spaniards.
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But he did see, like, his first five foot Latina and was like, burn the fucking boats. Yeah. Worst day. Yeah. This is great.
[01:39:47] Unknown:
Yeah. That that happened. That happened. So that part of the Disney movie was accurate?
[01:39:57] Unknown:
Yeah. So for the contest. And and I don't know why indigenous people would need their own day. I I don't I don't know why most people need a holiday. Happy holidays are just dumb. Not that I think that there's anything, you know, wrong with indigenous people. I just don't understand what giving them some fake holiday. What are we all supposed to eat? Fucking fried bread for a day or something and, like, with buffalo meat on it and pretend like we give a shit about about Native Americans because that's what we do for every other holiday, fourth of July. What's fourth of July? Let's get drunk, go to the lake, and eat hot dogs.
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Well, it blows it up. Don't forget that. Yeah. It blows it up.
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You know, fucking Thanksgiving. Let's get drunk, argue with our relatives, and eat turkey.
[01:40:43] Unknown:
Lot of lot of pie. A lot of desserts. A lot of sugar drinks. Pumpkin spice. Like, that's a lot of caffeine, a lot of sugar. Surely that there's no smoking indoors anymore.
[01:40:54] Unknown:
You know, shit like that. Yeah. No vaping either? Put the game on. Shut the fuck up. Pretend you like each other. Jelly Roll might show up again.
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Bubba was not really an intentional name, Stella. I I had to call him something because at first when we took him off the road, we just couldn't leave him there to die, and we were gonna take him to a shelter, but there wasn't a no kill shelter or nothing. And I ain't gonna get take the chance that something happens to him. That's not gonna happen. And then he would and then I was calling him Bubba just to call her Bubs or Bubba just to call him something. And then he just always stayed, so his name's just Bubba.
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Christie does not approve. Christie does not approve.
[01:41:39] Unknown:
Well, yeah, she wanted to call him something racist.
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Yeah. For sure.
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For sure. Whitey. Right.
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Crackers.
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Oh, this is Rommel. Saltine.
[01:41:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Rommel. Yeah. His nickname is dot his next his nickname is D'Asfior.
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Right. I'm telling you, look up this Bovino guy. He's got a haircut and everything. He's very photogenic out of Chicago. Okay. People were confusing him for Till Lindeman of, a Duhas band, Rammstein.
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Why was he walking around with the dildo strapped onto him?
[01:42:24] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very stylish. Very stylish.
[01:42:27] Unknown:
Yep. Yep. Indeed. So all these photo opportunities, people wanna do this thing, and and, there's a movie in center
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crackers in. Fucking, fucking Brian wanted to call him dick face McGillicuddy.
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So is this a This is Bovino. Yeah. Look at this. Yeah.
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He does not at all look like he's, like, fucking some fucking, like, internal in some Gestapo army in a futuristic dystopian movie.
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Dress for the job you want.
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It looks like he's about to shake it the I'm too sexy.
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I'm too sexy. I'm too sexy. Too sexy.
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Yeah.
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The entire world is his catwalk.
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Hashtag adulting.
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Stella said you can name the next dog.
[01:43:31] Unknown:
That needs to be in a few years. Yeah. That'll be in a long while.
[01:43:36] Unknown:
We got enough dogs. But I'll take that. We didn't really want a Bubba, but Bubba Bubba was gonna be part of us anyways.
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Yeah. That's pretty clear.
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Yeah. And now he walks around and does, like, a little loop around the farm, and he's got a mean bark. He's a tough boy. He's bigger than all the other dogs. Kerning his were here before Columbus. He probably stole away from them right after the Catholics kicked the Moors out of Spain. No more, no less.
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Right.
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Fighting over a Dana calendar's
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kind of a strange thing that we hear before Columbus by, like, four hundred years.
[01:44:28] Unknown:
Yeah. By they were around they're here around one thousand AD, and and, freaking, they were already Christianized completely. Completely Christianized, Like, to the point where they made fun of people that followed the old ways.
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Yeah.
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I've I've read numerous times.
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Crashed out in the next room.
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Gomez.
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He's on his schedule.
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He's still he's still got his balls. Mhmm. My boys don't have their balls no more.
[01:45:09] Unknown:
What was that about, vets? I think I sent you an article about certain vets in California not per not performing procedures. Does that make any sense to you? We we had a place called, Angel,
[01:45:25] Unknown:
and it takes care it's specifically about pit bulls. And, they took care of it for us, which is good because we got a lot of pit bulls to fix. And the thing was is, Tyr is very high testosterone as is his line, and he ended up to where he couldn't pee and couldn't poop because his prostate was too swollen. And so he had, wasn't because of behavior or anything else. He he's always been a good boy even even with his testicles, but he had to lose them so that way he could poop and pee. That, not peeing is a bad deal. He got swollen he got swollen up like a ballpark prank, and he was dribbling black shit all over the place. It was horrible.
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Yeah. The laws in California requiring animals to be spayed or neutered before they can be adopted from shelters?
[01:46:25] Unknown:
No. Not in narrow urethra. He had a, enlarged prostate. And and we didn't adopt these guys from any of the shelters or anything like that. Fucking fuck California. And they're fucking Newsom in all these ditches. Although they did just pass a law that bans decline of cats. I'm like, wow. Who's that calling? Do something that's worth a shit. Like, that's like the one of the first laws I ever heard that was that I agree with that they ever passed. Like, absolutely, decline cat should never happen. That shit's horrifying. Like, it's literally like cutting off the whole top of this first knuckle. It's not like they just somehow make the nail not grow. They cut off the knuckles so they're, like, walking around like stubs for fingers.
It's horrible.
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That's out of statewide law?
[01:47:15] Unknown:
Yeah. They made that. They passed that this week. And that, Jews got booted from stay Spain right around the time Columbus came here. The kid the kitties just eat the dog food, Brandon. We used to try we used to get them, that, Arcana or no. Origin, and it's basically, like, dehydrated or, freeze dried fish guts and shit like that. And the cats would just eat the dog food, and the dogs were always trying to steal the cat food. And so we just give everybody dog food now. We should have we should have a segment called manly tales where we share some of our manly accomplishments. That sounds nice.
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I can just be bragging all night. Because I probably cut up about,
[01:48:10] Unknown:
three and a half cords of wood. And when I say that, it's not like I walked out and there's logs laying out. We had to crawl up into the forest. My dad was pretty shocked, like, because I put probably a hundred, hundred and fifty pounds worth of chain around my shoulders, and then I'll climb up the mountain through the forest, wrap that around a tree that I cut down. So I'm also carrying a chainsaw, And then, drag that out of the forest and then drag that and then chop it up and then haul it home. Joe King says, I thought of it because I just got out from under my house replacing the sewer main for three days. Nice
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one. Nice one.
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That's, it's not a fun gig.
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It is manly. The two things you need to know, Joe, are that shit runs downhill and and don't chew your nails.
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Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's important. The cat declawing is a permanent disfiguring surgery that's equivalent to removing a person's fingers at the top of the knuckle. This barbaric procedure causes lifelong pain. AB eight six seven is a common sense bill reinforcing that decline goes against ethical treatment standards for animals, which is very good. Wanna connect that to a statement made by JFK's Brainworm about children, specifically baby boys who had a procedure done and then received Tylenol causatism.
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Have you guys heard the thing about that is, do you guys remember? And, yeah, I bet it was bad, brother. Like, sewer main is horrifying. We're what we wanna do, we got we got I think our, sewer's full, but we don't wanna dick with it. I wanna get one of those, incinerator toilets. Those things are great. It just incinerates everything down to dust, and, you once a week, you take out a little bag of dust and pour it out. That's what I think I'm gonna do because that's, way easier than dealing with, especially out here in the mountains, dealing with septic tank and drain field and all that.
[01:50:34] Unknown:
Yep. Yep. Yep.
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Yeah.
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No. The incinerator toilets are dope, man.
[01:50:45] Unknown:
Yeah. Super cool. And, honestly, like, they they run off, like, 12 volt. They're, like, basically made for off grid. It takes care of all the the sewage problems that you're gonna have. Like, that's that's good stuff.
[01:51:01] Unknown:
Does it take care of the cold toilet seat problem if it's com calm or burning or warm?
[01:51:07] Unknown:
So there's two mains, Stella. The main where the water is metered is the city's, and everything behind that meter is yours. So you actually have two mains, one that you can shut off and one that the city can shut off. The city one is is where the meter is. Yep. See, it just goes out to the street, and the street's where the meter is gonna be. And then after that the same thing with electrical. Everything above the meter and the meter itself belongs to the power company. So if you have any problem with your meter or above, that's power company problem. Everything below your meter is your problem.
Yeah.
[01:51:57] Unknown:
Construction world shit. Plumber's curse knowing how plumbing works and not letting anyone do it makes a lot of sense. But then you've gotta do all your own plumbing in your own house.
[01:52:10] Unknown:
Which really isn't that hard. Again, you know, you just gotta remember shit runs downhill. You gotta the biggest thing is is leaving yourself vents. Like, in this, he was I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't a horrible job. It definitely was, but, I mean, it's not like you can't figure it out. It's just a lot of shitty work, literally. Like but at the end of the day, the vents, if you're putting in new construction, venting it properly, which, you know, anybody that's dealt with hydraulics or anything like that, air bubbles will stop up your whole system. So you've gotta have, proper venting to make sure that your system will stay free flowing. But other than that, it's pretty simple.
[01:52:51] Unknown:
Yep. Accessible clean outs and fucking Yeah. Leave some space to leave some space to work when you're doing the fucking install if you get the opportunity to.
[01:53:07] Unknown:
Yep. Yeah. And then you can even get by the venting if you put oversized pipes in there because then the pipe in and of itself acts like a vent, and there's enough back and there's enough room for air to move.
[01:53:21] Unknown:
How big of a pipe could you put in?
[01:53:24] Unknown:
Like like, from a toilet like that, if I was trying to do it ventless, probably at least three inch, probably four inch. Yeah. Four inch, probably.
[01:53:35] Unknown:
Because you have 12 inch? Leave a lot of room.
[01:53:41] Unknown:
I'd I I that would probably have to be some commercial application. I don't know if I've ever seen a 12 inch pipe.
[01:53:48] Unknown:
Right. Wow. Even in, like, apartment buildings and shit, it's all, like, four inch mains.
[01:54:01] Unknown:
Yeah. 12 inch would be so fucking big. Like, a two inch pipe's way bigger than a person thinks. Mhmm. Because when they say two inch, it's two inches straight across it. It's not two inch. Interior diameter. Yeah. Yeah.
[01:54:18] Unknown:
Oh.
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So it's much bigger than what you imagine it is. It is the shittiest job. There was five feet of total clogage. Yeah.
[01:54:30] Unknown:
Get one of those augers just to stir it all up to get it moving again.
[01:54:37] Unknown:
And there's something just you know, you're in that sewage situation, when it's sitting there in the dark, it ferments, and that just makes it so bad. So bad. Like, it's weird. Like, when you're walking through the bay, as you're walking to the the street corners, all you smell is raw sewage. And then when you walk by the alleys, you smell fresh urine and poop, and you can distinctly tell the difference. You're like,
[01:55:12] Unknown:
I'm just thinking about those people that rode their bike to the bridge and decided to sunbathe there for a while. Do they have toilets to use? Are they still on the bridge?
[01:55:23] Unknown:
Well, I mean, at that point, you kinda gotta hold it. Gotcha. Or just Portland, I guess you can just poop on the street.
[01:55:30] Unknown:
It would be so hilarious seeing a bicycle come by with the toilet seat as the seat. That would make me laugh
[01:55:37] Unknown:
so hard. Some of the comments on those videos were, identifying tactics they use to move the traffic off the human traffic off the bridge. Like, well, couldn't you just spray it with some cold water?
[01:55:53] Unknown:
Well, maybe they might enjoy that. Oh, wow. You were in cast iron? Oh my. That's an old system.
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Yeah.
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As that that's as an electrician, our equivalent to that was finding knob and tube. Tube. Yeah.
[01:56:11] Unknown:
Dude, so many houses, especially in the attics and shit in the Santa Cruz Mountains still had knob and tube up there.
[01:56:19] Unknown:
Yeah. Oh. I I I did a I redid where I'm from. There's a lot of knob and tube tube. I mean, there's still a lot of houses with lab and plaster. Fucking and there was somebody that said that they I they called me over to their house because their, light in their bathroom was smoking. And I took the light down, and, like, there was, like, literally almost every fucking circuit in the house all tied together at this light in the fucking afternoon. And it it was all knob and tube, and it was just cooking. I was like, holy shit. You were like in the next week, your house was burning down. Like, that's that's how that was going down.
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Why the bathroom light?
[01:57:01] Unknown:
I don't know. They just use that as like a giant junction for everything. It was really weird. I ended up putting, like, a dozen new circuits into that house. Yeah. 12 inches HVAC for sure. Number one funk junkies.
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There's some other comments about another livestream him talking about Timothy Leary. Interesting. Mhmm. The revolution will not be televised, and Laurel and Hardy are not electricians, but the three studios are plumbers. Not electricians.
[01:57:47] Unknown:
It's cast iron. Not electric. They were hilarious.
[01:57:51] Unknown:
Yeah. A lot of these a lot of these homes have everything in them.
[01:57:57] Unknown:
All I lived there for almost twenty years and did a whole bunch of different phases of construction and carpentry and roofing and fucking, god, dude, stone work and
[01:58:14] Unknown:
Stoned work.
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Stoned work and Yeah. Fences
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and decks. Did you meet, Bob Villa?
[01:58:22] Unknown:
We met Bob Villa. Okay. They're in a bunch of old houses, though. Mhmm. We're no all about the old house. That
[01:58:33] Unknown:
that comedian kid come up, and he started telling pot stories in the Santa Cruz Mountains, and everybody's looking. He's like, who smoked weed with their parents? And, like, everybody in the room raised their hand. He's like, oh, like, oh, fuck. That was so fucking hilarious. He just did not know where to go.
[01:58:55] Unknown:
Right. Like, the He did he did over an hour, though. He, like, he did over an hour.
[01:59:03] Unknown:
Yeah. No. He was he did. He definitely he kept it going. He kept it going, but that was a huge stuttering step for him. It was hilarious. It's like he's never seen that reaction before.
[01:59:16] Unknown:
Got a video here of a a very large photo opportunity in video since we're kind of on this topic.
[01:59:25] Unknown:
And then and then we were gonna let him smoke the joint first, take the first green hit off the joint, and I've never seen anybody try be so awkward about trying to light a joint.
[01:59:36] Unknown:
I got a video to share here. Check this out.
[01:59:42] Unknown:
Well, I I mean, I think we actually do have video of that somewhere. But yeah.
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Brandon's dead, so we just thought it was popular.
[02:00:01] Unknown:
Here it is. Bring it up here now. Check this out. Where do you where where do you think they are? What state do you think they're in? Definitely California or Oregon. Very large bong. It's like a genie in a bottle. A woman is standing inside of it. I mean, it could be like Ann Arbor Hash Bash.
[02:00:23] Unknown:
That is, like, the location of the old where you wore the mask with the the bong on the front. This is like the
[02:00:30] Unknown:
upgrade of that. You already know, Ben. You already know.
[02:00:34] Unknown:
Giving the thumbs up okay. And how much do you think they stuffed in there?
[02:00:42] Unknown:
Those those things hold a little bit. Bit less than Damien Marley stuffed in her.
[02:00:47] Unknown:
That's that's at least a quarter pound that he's that he's fucking blasting in there. Oh my god. His words are fucking Oh my god. Boy. That's sick. She's tapping out. She's tapping out. Yeah. I woulda tapped out too. It turned that that that turned brown in, like, fucking three seconds in black. Like, that's that part when you're hitting it out of a bong that you're like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm in
[02:01:11] Unknown:
trouble. She's still up on your boots, man. She was able to walk out of there, but I don't know if she knew exactly what she was getting into. She face planted about five feet from that from the camera view. It's a vertical video, so we don't see her face planting. People were complaining that this was such a waste.
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No. That's what I'm talking about art, Pav. Not not I'm talking about construction.
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If you go to, any of this the sashes and, the the West Coast anyways has these sashes where it's supposed to be medical. People have medical and whatnot, is are supposed to be there, and they'll walk around. I've seen them do it with dabs even where they walk around and they'll just throw, like, fucking, like, a quarter pound of dabs in one of these things and just walk around just blowing it through the whole sash. I I had to literally I seen one time it the the thing looked like a machine gun, and he just walked around. And I I I had to quit using stuff at those sashes because just breathing the air, you walk out of there so fucking high. You don't hardly know your own name by the time you leave when you're there for four hours.
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The thing I like about this is there's no chemtrails in this guy.
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Right. Well, it must have been filmed during the recent government shutdown.
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That's what I was thinking. So it's a recent video.
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Oh, that that that was such a wicked way to do that with one of them guns like that. Oh, yeah. That's,
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that's extreme.
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How do they engineer this?
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Like, that that that thing was so fucking thick. It, like, so fast. Like, look at this. He he's starting to blow it here. Last last time I did here. What do we got here? It's eleven seconds, and he's just he's just now lightening it. So fifteen seconds. There he hit the trigger. 17.
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Yep.
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And right now, it's already so brown. You can't see. So it's going to brown. Well, five five, six seconds to complete brown. Like, you know that that's about to choke you for the next three days.
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Right. She went from San Francisco to Oakland real quick. Yeah.
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That's like gravity bong thick.
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Yeah. I think your pores absorbed it. Oh, yeah.
[02:03:36] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. And, you know, the the smoking, it's actually a Mexican thing. In Europe, that's why, like, they talk about, like, in all these different cultures, the anointing oil, and that had anabozum in it and whatnot because they would just take the cannabis oil and rub it on themselves. And if you've ever been trimming, dude, and and before you figure out to wear rubber gloves, you're, like, in a coma for for days if you spend a day trimming. Like, that night, you're just like,
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Think you could use that to smoke salmon sometime? Put some fish in there? Dude, dude, you fucking salmon gonna wake up and be like, bro, what are you doing?
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It was nice and dead five seconds ago. Salmon gonna sit up and sing Louis Armstrong to you.
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Salmon's gonna be like, I got cotton mouth. How the fuck that even happen with a fish?
[02:04:40] Unknown:
Try smoked salmon.
[02:04:43] Unknown:
Yeah. That is one definitely one way to to smoke your meats.
[02:04:49] Unknown:
That really wouldn't be good tasting. No. This cannabis is not great.
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Yeah.
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Like, you know that that tasted like shit by the time that it turned blue. Oh my god. It was egging in there.
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Indeed.
[02:05:06] Unknown:
I would not call myself a lightweight trimmer. I'm a I'm I would call myself a a big, great trimmer. I'm not one of the, the Cambodian ladies that come out like a little crew that literally are like Edward Scissorhands, and it sounds like are insane, man.
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Fucking a, dude. If there were stylists
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cutting hair and other trimming so fast, it sounds like a machine. This has, like,
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25 to 30 pounds a day between five of them.
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Just reduces their hands.
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Just crazy. And then there's, like, a sixth one that just makes food all day.
[02:05:41] Unknown:
And then I've seen yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just sits there with a walk. So I can then make it and, like, I've seen a lot of white dudes and chicks and shit that can only punch out, like, half a pound a day. I can do, like, two, three depending on, you know, what kind is. Is it larvae or is it is it girl scout cookies or is it sourdough? You know? If it's sourdough, I'm probably only getting, like, a pound and a half. I probably do, like, three, four pounds of girl scout cookies or something like that.
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Tremor,
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the last white job available question mark. The white the white dudes all do the growing now. The the if you're if you're paying a trimmer, which almost nobody does anymore, there's not enough money. That pie has been that pie is too small to cut anymore.
[02:06:27] Unknown:
Yeah. It has been for, like, ten years. Yeah. But if you Even as California went full rack, trimmers were down to fucking $50 a pound. Like, the day, California went full rack. They're like, oh. From a 150 to 50. Yeah. And then they had to go lower than 50 because they weren't selling pounds for more than a 100, a $150. Some of them. Even 600. What are you gonna pay 20% almost to your trimmer? You're not fucking covering the cost of growing this shit at that point.
[02:06:59] Unknown:
Yeah. No. That's this is exactly why when I talk about this is what government regulation where they did pay these bigger companies to do crop destruction in order to keep the price up. This is what I'm talking about. There was no price there was no price regulation set on the cannabis industry because it's not federally regulated yet.
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And so No. There were a bunch of people that
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from at least, like, 2018 on. If they did if they pulled a thousand, then they were getting fucking, you know, $1.50, 200, maybe 300 if they were lucky. Half of it just sat there, and they fucking couldn't do anything with it. They wound up shooting all of it. Yeah. Turned into fucking oil.
[02:07:47] Unknown:
Yep. And they always and the fucked up part is then they wait two, three years to do that. And then when when you, like, hand them back to it hand it back and it's already and you had to run it through fucking 800 pounds of fucking CRC just to make it not look like tar. You're like and then they're like, woah. What's the deal with it? Like, yeah. It was old as fuck. You can't hand me trash and expect me to make gold. You're fucking nuts. Why isn't this like the fresh frozen? I don't know because that was ran fresh frozen and not three years old. I don't know.
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Yep. Yep. That's on the other side of the state. Our hand trimmers up on the ridge.
[02:08:34] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
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People started going to machines, like, a decade ago. I hate the way machines spin it up.
[02:08:40] Unknown:
Oh, it's so bad in the trim that comes out of it. It comes out black even when it's fresh. Mhmm. The oil that comes out of that trim that runs through those machines. What's up, Johnny?
[02:08:53] Unknown:
Yeah. He's I missed you to say it's worth 10.
[02:08:56] Unknown:
I finally grew again this year, Johnny. I got my medical license back because the fucking product has gotten so bad that my own personal, I can't handle it for my personal. And Johnny's got to see that. First time I met Johnny, I I had my medical garden back then too.
[02:09:15] Unknown:
Yep. Much love, mister Yeti slang. Johnny's been doing bunch of art shows and stuff like that.
[02:09:29] Unknown:
He's a stud.
[02:09:31] Unknown:
Heck yeah. Heck yeah.
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But, yeah, the industry just went completely garbage. Completely. And the guys are now paying I have seen that more this last year. People are paying trimmers because they weren't putting out enough of their own product. Like, you know, that that's it's understandable that you can't afford a trimmer, but also these bigger growers or the medium sized growers are the ones that have the problem that have, like, two, three hundred pounds. Well, you also can't trim up two, three hundred pounds by yourself. Like like, that's a problem.
[02:10:06] Unknown:
The whole community would go and detassel the corns. Now you just need a whole community of people to do the trimming when it comes time for the harvest.
[02:10:14] Unknown:
Like, even if you're getting three pounds a day done, I every single day, it's gonna take you a hundred fucking days to get that done. By the time you're done, your product's half shit. Yep.
[02:10:26] Unknown:
Yep. Unless you're, like, deep freezing it for fucking months or some shit like that, which is no no way, shape, or form cost effective either.
[02:10:37] Unknown:
No. No. Not at all. And now this this year, everybody's taking a hit because winter came a month early.
[02:10:46] Unknown:
Mhmm. Did they say that about wines?
[02:10:53] Unknown:
This year this year is the first year it's ever rained in June since I've lived in California. The first year it's rained in July. The first year it's rained in August. We've had sprinkles in September before, but this year, we had true downpours, meaningful rain in September a bunch of times. And now we're in October, and it's just piss hammering us like every other day. Sup, Brian? Well, you can't smoke it all at once. You gotta save some of it for later.
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Right. And if you can't trim it all at once, then it just goes to shit over the course of several months.
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All smell like hay. Nobody likes alfalfa smell and shit.
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The whole community in the corner trimming me. The teenagers? Yeah. I don't know. The teenagers of today, that would be too much work. Could you trust them with a sharp instrument? My first job when I was, like, nine.
[02:11:57] Unknown:
Nine? Nine. Told my dad I wanted a bike. He was like, sweet. Get in a truck. Let's go get your bike. Drove me to a Rountree trailer and signed me up to detassel.
[02:12:08] Unknown:
You betcha. I didn't detassel. I was, picking weeds. This was before the, like, I talk about I remember when everybody switched to DeKalb and fucking started doing the GMO corns. And before that, they used to have all us kids out in the fucking field fucking picking weeds.
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Yep.
[02:12:32] Unknown:
Think that'll return? You think certain communities and farms and homesteads will go back to the old ways and teach their kids to do it and raise new generations? Someone's gotta make the food. The food that Cisco is putting on their trucks is terrible. Everyone's complaining. How bad does the food have to get before people realize that it could taste so much better?
[02:12:54] Unknown:
They've got to stop growing it themselves before they can take control of it back. That's the damn problem is they're they're the they're like little kids telling their parents how to do things. Like, if you don't have the the power the lever of power yourself in order to make sure if you if you don't have the option of telling them I refuse to buy your stuff, they get to do whatever they want. And so these are little kids that are begging. They're like, well, give me, but give me it the way I say. Well, Burger King quit letting you have it your way. Nobody else does either.
Mhmm. They're in charge. They realize that you're handicapped and you can't provide for yourself, and you'll take what you're given. And that's how it is. Like, warranties on places, even I've got a Cummings generator down below that's got, like, fucking, like, two hundred hours around it or something ridiculously low. And it went out, and they refused to warranty it. Even big big, renowned companies do shit business anymore because there's no, incentive for them not to. The government sure is fucking coming after them.
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Right.
[02:14:14] Unknown:
Marcus, look up Monster Transmission Better Business Bureau.
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The DDD?
[02:14:24] Unknown:
Yeah. Look up Monster Transmission, Florida Better Business Bureau. So this is the company that anybody that's heard of Richard Rawlins, Gas Monkey Garage, all this, This guy pimps this monster transmission. And if you go on the Internets and you look around, they say that they're the the the highest rated towing transmission and power transmission. South Lucy Rose. That is available, on the on the market, and they pimp it all up. And these people are fucking just despicable with business. Like, the things that you see in the Better Business Bureau pages, like so Brian ordered this transmission because we wanted an automatic transmission that was able to tow in the mountains.
And fucking, they sent him the wrong torque converter, so we didn't really think anything of it because the 7.3 IDI and the 7.3 Powerstroke have a different flex plate. So, they sent him the wrong torque converter. No big deal. They won't get back to him to exchange the torque converter. After months of that and waiting, we just ordered a different torque converter, and now the transmission don't quite work. Right? Well, have you pulled that up yet, Marcus? I've got it. So go ahead and go ahead and show everybody this. The this company, as you're gonna see, how many reviews are on here? Where's the number of reviews? They've got a 1.72 rating.
And the last I seen, like, they were getting, like, a 150 fucking bad reviews a month. And and does the government do anything?
[02:16:10] Unknown:
No. Having to bring in some five star reviews because they've been review bombed with one stars. Mhmm. Refuses to honor the warranty. No callbacks. No response. No customer service. Terrible company. So when you get one stars on every so often, it's a five stars, the paid reviewers. Mhmm. This guy rarely leaves reviews, but his experience with Monster Transmission has been beyond unacceptable. After receiving a transmission converter that was packaged in a flimsy, inadequate box, I reached out for help. Instead of taking responsibility for their poor packaging, they tried to blame the shipping company. The manager actually contacted me first saying they wanted to make things right and even offered a partial refund, only to give me go back on their word and reviews to honor it.
Bad customer service, dishonest, goes on and on. Lasted a 100 over their miles and then service slipping gears.
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Yeah. You can't find any that talk about plugging them honoring a warranty. Like, it it it's just horrible. So some of them and Brian's, it was it's missing a bolt in the, transmission pan.
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43 miles and went out.
[02:17:28] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. And this is and this that Richard Rollins brags about this company and everything else, and this is why they get business. Mhmm. And then you look you start looking up their business, and it's horrifying.
[02:17:46] Unknown:
Rough. Oh, boy. Lots of pages of these interviews.
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Pages and pages. Like, you know how many bad reviews? Because these guys pay people to leave good reviews. So you know how many people have to leave a shit review in order to for you to only have one star?
[02:18:03] Unknown:
Mhmm. They're incentivized. Oh, you had a great experience with us. Please leave us a five star review. Okay. Sure. Alright. But the five star reviews are, like, short, one sentence. It was great. Yeah. Had a great time. Yeah. The detail in the five star review, these people are angry, and they gotta let the world know about it.
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And you can look there's whole Facebook groups dedicated to these guys and what rip off artists they are. Mhmm. Like, it's it's it's horrible. And the government don't care. They don't regulate this anymore. They don't give a shit, rip off these rip off companies that even big companies are doing it now. There's no warranty. There's no honor honor in business. No nothing.
[02:18:54] Unknown:
I hear similar things about the Pokemon company. They have a whole franchise. Pokemon is bigger than it's ever been, and the video games are the most disappointing they've ever been. They don't need to try. They don't need to try. People are going to preorder three copies of each game when it's announced already before even having tried the game. The brand carries them and continues to carry them.
[02:19:18] Unknown:
A flex plate is okay. So I drive, if you have a manual transmission, it's called a flex plate. If you have an automatic transmission, it's called a flywheel. It's the same part, basically, though, just slightly different. With a flex plate, the clutch actually presses up against it where your where your flywheel, the torque converter bolts to it, and the torque converter is actually you've got hydraulic fluid in the torque converter, and it's hydrostatically pushing, plates in there depending on your RPMs, and it makes that plates go in further and further, which is what's changing your gears and your and moving the torque from the engine into the transmission. Where with a clutch with a flex plate, you bolt the clutch right to it, and then the clutch actually pushes right into the flex plate if there's manual friction going on.
[02:20:17] Unknown:
So you prefer the looped up plates?
[02:20:20] Unknown:
I I definitely, I I you know, automatics are for people that don't know how to drive. There's not there's outside of comfortability of driving, you lose horsepower, you lose, you lose, engine to wheel. There's so much power loss with an automatic. Automatic transmissions go out real super easy. They're they're just garbage. And I see. But it's for people that can't drive a manual because they're just wanna be comfortable and just do this. Well, the automatic transition
[02:20:54] Unknown:
vehicle was usually called the grocery getter, and you you usually be parked in the garage and only used in cases of emergency. And that's why when some of these new cars, they look new, but they're thirty, forty years old. They're the grocery getter. There was the extra car, and no one ever drove it. It was just parked somewhere and forgotten the time. No. It goes to somewhere else. The old the old grocery getter, emergency vehicle. Where did that vehicle come from? Oh, it's in someone's barn. They had a dust cover over it. I completely forgot about it. And now they're bringing out these s 10 trucks from the nineteen nineties, and they look like no one drove them.
And those are getting all the looks of the car shows.
[02:21:36] Unknown:
All the cars from the nineteen nineties. Wow. Back in the nineties too. I remember when guys used to really pimp out their little less tens back in the nineties. Like olfactory.
[02:21:45] Unknown:
It it looks brand new. In it. You know that toy got four cylinders in it. Right? Farm guys would would buy them, never drive them, and keep them for thirty, forty years. And now they're wow. Look at that. Wow. It's like they don't make those little s tens anymore, those little pickup trucks, those little Toyotas.
[02:22:04] Unknown:
Admittedly, I would like to, I would like to get a probably a mid nineties, early two thousand or it's Ranger with the four point o in it.
[02:22:19] Unknown:
Still need a 02/2002.
[02:22:23] Unknown:
Yeah. Just for the fuel mileage for, without as many cows, we don't need as much hay. So sometimes a lot of times, we don't need to carry so much weight. And my truck gets, like, half a gets, like, a a half a mile to the gallon or something like that. Like, it'll tow a house doing it. It don't give a shit, but, yeah, the fuel mileage is not getting you any fucking friends with that.
[02:22:53] Unknown:
There was a period in American history where women did not drive cars at all. They had drivers for them. When they needed to go to work, then they started needing their own vehicles, and now they needed to have a manual transmission, and they started buying SUVs to drive to work. Has how has that influenced the car industry to appeal to young women who need to drive to high school and back?
[02:23:21] Unknown:
My my great grandma, Beth, she, she drove a model t right off the line, brand spanking new. On the way home, one of the tires fell off. She never drove again. Just tell you that story. Why don't you drive? I did once. Since grandma, they make cars a little different than the model t now, but alright.
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She's all, nope. Not for me.
[02:23:52] Unknown:
Yeah. I tried it.
[02:23:54] Unknown:
That shit was wild. Wheel fell right off the car. Fuck those things. That's a trope in movies where there'd be a beautiful woman in high heels. You know, her car is like, the tire's blown out, and she can't replace the tire. So some handsome guy has to help her replace the tire on a vehicle. That was like a trope in so many movies. The woman who's overdressed wanting to just drive her car, not have anything go wrong with it, and then everything goes wrong with it. So a man has to go and help her out. Is that politically incorrect now? You say that women are terrible drivers?
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Not if you're the family guy. They can get away with it.
[02:24:39] Unknown:
Go to Rock, everybody else.
[02:24:41] Unknown:
Actually, my wife drives a stick better than most dudes I know, and she can back a trailer up. So I I wouldn't generally say women are great drivers, but, my my wife, I think, is better than most dudes.
[02:24:55] Unknown:
It's a skill. I I can speak I can speak Yeah. My drive's for a living. She's she's actually a very, very good driver.
[02:25:04] Unknown:
Because it's become a necessity.
[02:25:06] Unknown:
Yeah. So women need that skill. But one of the big problems is still, now now she's really good about noticing something's off, and she'll just tell me, but they still need to do do all
[02:25:18] Unknown:
the stuff. Fix that thing. It's every part is heavier than I am.
[02:25:25] Unknown:
Yeah. And it's it's it's all stuff. And she she just says, you need to go look at the truck. I guess, you need to make this noise and it behaved like this. Okay. Which truck definitely needs a little TLC. I gotta do the fucking ball joints.
[02:25:49] Unknown:
I do know a lot of women get into door dashing and grocery shopping and delivery. Don't know if they do Uber or Lyft, but having a vehicle and using it to earn an income.
[02:26:05] Unknown:
Right. We won't even fucking UPS and FedEx won't even come to our house. You sure it's fucking getting an Uber? Mhmm.
[02:26:17] Unknown:
Right? Nah, dude.
[02:26:20] Unknown:
That'd be funny. I'm gonna get a helicopter lift, get a helicopter to show up and land in my yard to pick me up to go somewhere. Although that'd probably be a $50,000
[02:26:31] Unknown:
Lyft ride on a helicopter. How many people would be trying to pay in bags of weed when you got to their house, and you've already driven out into the middle of nowhere just to get to this fucker? You're like, now you can't turn down the bag of weed. You're just hoping you can hawk it off to one of your other customers or something later. Goddamn it. You're the fifth person tonight that's tried to pay me in weed. Now I got half a pound of weed and no money. Fuckheads.
[02:27:00] Unknown:
Was that more than a tip? I have eight pounds of weed and no money. That was a full payment, not just a tip? No reason.
[02:27:08] Unknown:
Oh, definitely weed is a tip. Like, if you go to somebody's house around here, they just hand you weed when you walk in the door. Like like, it's a fucking gift basket or something. And they and they won't even give it to you in a bag. They'll just reach in hand a handful Mhmm. With hand. And you're like, thanks for this hand handful of weed, and then put it in your coat pocket. Right in the pocket.
[02:27:36] Unknown:
Fucking. They started making the Humboldt Grow Edition Carhartt where the fucking same canvas was on the inside as the outside. So you didn't have that fucking carpet fuzz in your weed when you just got handed a fucking fistful of it and threw it in your pocket?
[02:27:57] Unknown:
It really is bad. Did you ever see that Netflix Pablo Escobar thing where he just picks a butt off a plant and puts it in his pocket? Like, oh, he's it's like Humble.
[02:28:07] Unknown:
Yeah.
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Yeah.
[02:28:13] Unknown:
Does Duluth Trading Company do the same thing with their pockets? Does anyone know? Carhartt's getting a lot of advertising, and we're not even getting
[02:28:22] Unknown:
paid for it. Basic white bitches have done more for Carhartt in the last ten years than anyone else because they jacked up all their prices because basic white bitches started buying it.
[02:28:33] Unknown:
And moved and moved their fucking company to fucking China mostly. Yeah. Right. In China now.
[02:28:41] Unknown:
Do we still have a Wrangler?
[02:28:44] Unknown:
Mhmm. That was that was for the rich country kids. We were a wrestler when I was a kid. Oh, wrestler. War. Poor country kids wore a wrestler. You got them goddamn things. It took you it took you about 25 washings before the legs would bend.
[02:29:01] Unknown:
Wrestler denim.
[02:29:03] Unknown:
Yeah. That that was those thing that was, like, three inch thick denim. Fucking the things the things came out of the dry out of the washer looking like they were starched for, like, fucking the first six months we had them. Like, what the hell? I I personally like Calvin Klein's. I don't know why just the way they fit. I I know it's a weird you wouldn't think that of me, but I I I like Calvin Klein pants.
[02:29:31] Unknown:
It's a fit inseam.
[02:29:33] Unknown:
Fashionable bin.
[02:29:35] Unknown:
It's just the way they fit, and I and I always end up finding them at that, what the hell is the name of that store that sells the Calvin Klein's for $20? Ross. What? Ross. Yeah. So if you go into Ross, you get, like, the past seasons pants, and it's only $20 for a pair of them. And they that's $20 jeans that are in Mexican.
[02:30:00] Unknown:
$20 Calvin Klein's from Ross. That's that's a dream come true. And they fit in your size?
[02:30:08] Unknown:
Yep.
[02:30:09] Unknown:
If I am Well, I haven't seen $2 Goodwill jeans in fucking fifteen, twenty years, man. Fuck. Yeah. California
[02:30:16] Unknown:
goodwill, that shit might as well just be new. Like, some of it's more expensive than it was when it was new. They all act like everything in there is antique and highly highly desirable, and they're an antique store, not a goodwill.
[02:30:27] Unknown:
Yeah. You're going through the outlet stores where they have the bins that they wheel out and they count down before you can dig through them, then you might buy buy the pound, but usually, they've already picked through any any of the good stuff, and they just throw all the rest of the bins because they have too many people donating. They have more donations than they have buyers. Yeah.
[02:30:54] Unknown:
Yeah. Christy's parents were cleaning out their place because they were they were having to move. And fucking the Goodwill told them to quit bringing sets of china in. They're like, don't bring this to us anymore. Have enough glass display cases for all this stuff. Yeah. And nobody buys it. We don't want it. Throw it away.
[02:31:14] Unknown:
Then just smash it. Put a bolt through the china shop, smash it all up, and then make a heart out of it or put it in your driveways or whatever you do with it. Art projects.
[02:31:27] Unknown:
Yeah.
[02:31:34] Unknown:
Pablo Escobar. How he how is he doing?
[02:31:38] Unknown:
Is he still alive? Hanging out with Sean Penn somewhere? Right. That was El Chapo. El Chapo. Yeah. That was El Chapo. That's right.
[02:31:49] Unknown:
I did see a movie in the theater. It was some three hours, Paul Thomas Anderson movie, One Battle After Another. It's getting some pretty good reviews. It's very long. I don't know anything about any movies. Very loosely based off of a pin shot novel, Vineland, nineteen nineties, Southern California.
[02:32:11] Unknown:
I think I've seen that they're remaking, Lord of the or, Lord of the Flies.
[02:32:19] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. More flies.
[02:32:23] Unknown:
Less flies? Gonna be a bunch of kids fighting over an iPad.
[02:32:27] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it. It's gonna be interesting what they, make out of Lord of the Flies. And it's like that was just basically growing up in the fucking in the eighties. Like Right. Your your parents weren't there. Like, you know, there was some fucked up shit on TV.
[02:32:50] Unknown:
Goodwill in the Phoenix sense. Like, generic thrift stores, charity shops, that sort of thing. Yeah. If you can find a good one that's more like a garage sale, and they just put everything out and every pair of jeans a dollar on a Tuesday or something. That makes sense.
[02:33:06] Unknown:
Yeah. We were the first latch key kids. Mhmm. Non present parents. We were feral as fuck. Doing whatever the fuck we wanted, and then people wonder why we're still to the to this day. We we and that that honestly is our biggest failing. We're the ones that don't follow for the programming and don't and we reject the system, but we also don't lead the system. So we try to bypass that. So we're moving directly from the boomer generation to the millennial generation because Gen X is just like, fuck the system entirely. Like, this is where, like, where I'm at.
Sure. I know that the the, county, leadership is horrifying. Like, some of the worst people on the planet. Do I wanna go do the job? Fuck no.
[02:33:56] Unknown:
Right. Fuck no.
[02:33:58] Unknown:
And neither does anybody like me. Like, we're all just like, no. We ain't doing the
[02:34:03] Unknown:
job. That what needed to be explained to Rob Newer. He didn't understand that you guys were Gen x. He thought you were liberals, and he's like, no. You must be liberal libertarian. No. You guys are Gen xers. Yeah. We're doing would have well, what does a gen xer believe?
[02:34:20] Unknown:
Not saying that you're all dumb. Fuck off. Leave me alone.
[02:34:24] Unknown:
That that is our entire life philosophy. Right? Right here. Maybe some of this, you know, some of this. Like, fucking, we we gave zero shits. So somebody completely forgot to plant any shits to give in our fields.
[02:34:51] Unknown:
Generational divides. And, you know, that event that happened at that Menorah laid out situation, a bullet flew through the air. Some guy, Kurt, everyone talked about it. They're still talking about it. That's that's clearly the generational divide. And for a sixteen year old kid to want to wear a white shirt that says freedom just like Kirk did,
[02:35:14] Unknown:
Man. Well, he he and I've noticed I've noticed that there's been since, his assassination, there's been a slew of people trying to fill his his shoes and absolutely failing at it.
[02:35:31] Unknown:
When I was in to wear that shirt?
[02:35:34] Unknown:
When I was in for lunch earlier, Myron Gaines was at some college trying to Charlie Kirk it up, and there was, like, 20 people in the fucking audience. Charlie Kirk was looking like a fucking rock star from the eighties. You know? Like, they they couldn't hardly get venues big enough to hold all the people that were gonna come fucking talk to him and look at him and all that shit. Flash him and yeah. And flash him and whatever. And even the even the biggest and this and it really makes a person understand the difference between, like, these under a million podcasters, which in our world are a big deal.
But in the overall scheme of things, like Charlie Kirk, that dude was like a fucking eighties rock star. Like, straight up. And and he had a grip of the young people, which is what you need. Like, if you yeah. I mean, fucking, historically, this has been said numerous times that, you know, if you wanna if you wanna control of a of of people, you get the kids before, what is it, they're five or something like that. Like, if you can if you can control the youth, you own the future. Yeah.
[02:36:48] Unknown:
Yeah. And that seems to be what is happening now with the the Kirk event where people are really idolizing this guy. They want a hero. They got Kirk, and now they're wearing his freedom t shirt. And that seems to be, like, a bold statement for a teenager to wear the freedom shirt. And then they're being sent home as a change. It's causing too much class disruption, and they're protesting by wearing the t shirt. Is that cool? Is that the popular thing to do? Do they get made fun of by anyone? Oh, okay. Pushback? Like, the the Harambe thing yeah. I mean, Harambe, everyone understands
[02:37:30] Unknown:
Harambe. But Where the fuck does Harambe come into this?
[02:37:34] Unknown:
He died for our sins. Because he died for our sins. So he was a he was a better hero than any any other mammalian hero. But now it's like going through social media and all these Christians you know what? I think I just worked through my own internal struggle. I figured it out. I'm a little bitter that when I was a Christian youth, it wasn't popular. And now twenty five years later, it seems to be popular.
[02:38:07] Unknown:
Are you mad that that the stuff that you did when you were a kid wasn't cool and now it's cool?
[02:38:12] Unknown:
Yes. It's not fair, but I don't know that it is cool. I don't know that it'll ever be cool. But somehow is it cool now?
[02:38:26] Unknown:
Marcus could have been swimming in pussy. He would have rejected to maintain his purity. Well, that's
[02:38:33] Unknown:
the biggest sausage party ever from what I've noticed on the ortho growth situation.
[02:38:39] Unknown:
Right. No. There's a lot of young Christian women who are putting bible verses in their Instagram posts and getting popular for doing so.
[02:38:50] Unknown:
Yeah. Now. Now?
[02:38:51] Unknown:
No. I don't I don't think it's an algorithmically driven thing of full attention, to be honest with you, Jana. I I think the Charlie Kirk thing is is real. Like I said, when you looked at live events, even the biggest podcasters that are basically around, they go to events and maybe there's a couple 100 people there. Charlie Kirk was having tens of thousands of people at his events. Like, the the guy literally had fucking millions of people just on his YouTube, not including his Tapusa, not including every other platform that young people use that I don't, that I don't even know the name of. You're gonna have to ask Marcus. That's his wheelhouse.
[02:39:35] Unknown:
I'm He's aging. Words of I'm I'm aging out of that. I'm trying to remain in touch with you today, and I'm not understanding.
[02:39:45] Unknown:
They their their language know what the apps and shit are. I don't even know what the fucking apps it sounds like made up shit to me most of the time.
[02:39:53] Unknown:
Most of the time, it is made up, and then it's coded and it becomes a real thing. And a lot of it starts out as a joke or a humorous unserious thing, and then it becomes the biggest thing very quickly. Taylor Swift has been around for, what, twenty years now? Oh, more than that. Back to 02/2007.
[02:40:10] Unknown:
She's been around for a while. Country when she she was country when she started, and she was horrible then, and she's horrible now. But I I do believe that her popularity is also probably genuine. It's the same for me, it's the same thing as white white bread is always gonna be the most popular no matter how blah and shitty it is. The better. Yeah. You know, like, you know, you got the the the fucking 21 grain, good seed, Dave's wicked good bread, or the white mush in your mouth with no flavor. It's just like, and it's just Bimbo bread.
Black and black and white bimbo bread. People like white bread.
[02:40:52] Unknown:
Yeah. The market down the road sells sliced brioche bread, and it's so freaking good.
[02:41:01] Unknown:
Nice.
[02:41:02] Unknown:
Yeah. I'll take that or potato bread any day of the week.
[02:41:07] Unknown:
Potato bread's good. I I like sourdough myself. But Yeah. If you go to Winco, Dave's bread's only $5. Yeah. I know it's $12.99 at the other stores, but Winco, it's only, $5. Because it's one of the few things I'll get at Winco because anything you buy at Winco comes with a side of, destitution and depression. Oh, right. To Walmart.
[02:41:36] Unknown:
Yeah.
[02:41:38] Unknown:
Like, the vegetables the veg if you try buying vegetables there, they start going bad as you're walking out the store. Mhmm. You're like Yeah. As soon as they as soon as it goes beep,
[02:41:47] Unknown:
when they ring it up, it it starts to go bad. Sad vegetables.
[02:41:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Did my broccoli just go from green to golden? What the hell happened right there? We're doing machine process. I rang it up. Industrial
[02:42:01] Unknown:
industrially
[02:42:02] Unknown:
processed broccoli from the window. License plate guarantee on all of their vegetables.
[02:42:10] Unknown:
Yeah. No. They the the things that are just generic shit that you can get that out of, like, Dave's bread. It's the same in in Winco as it is in fucking Safeway, and it's just half the price. Do you guys have Aldi?
[02:42:25] Unknown:
No. You don't have the German engineering of Aldi
[02:42:29] Unknown:
in your neighborhood? No. Aldi's up in,
[02:42:31] Unknown:
Oregon, but not down here. Okay. We got them in Minnesota around ten, fifteen years ago. East.
[02:42:40] Unknown:
Or, no, that's Fred Meyer, isn't it? It's Fred Meyer up there.
[02:42:49] Unknown:
Aldi, singular. Aldi's,
[02:42:52] Unknown:
plural. There's usually one. I believe Taylor Swift is is definitely planted, and I believe that her music's probably written for her. Her. And that it's the same three tone music that all pop music is that it is ear it's a designed earworm. And for sure. I mean, that's
[02:43:12] Unknown:
When I bring up Christian music, it's because that industry has more plants than any other industry. They have to be perfect. They have to be picture perfect, sonically, musically perfect. They are so groomed and set up and created, and it's all in the studio. And they're a package. They're a product. The Christian church, though, is unable to criticize them for that because it's like you can't have friendly fire on your own team. In the secular world, the world at large, you know, everyone's talking about so and so being an industry plant. Oh, yes. Also, true. But in the Christian industry, understanding how DC talk was a studio project, it was three guys who would not get along together having to sing and dance on stage together. That was why we in the studio?
[02:44:10] Unknown:
The book was that sound? Was that sound somebody appearing in the studio? The Holy Spirit. We're talking about Christian music. Yeah. Marcus is Marcus is calling in the desert Jew god.
[02:44:23] Unknown:
There will be blood. The Abrahamic.
[02:44:25] Unknown:
You know you know, I was doing some research on my own determining the, the Islamic literature and its connection to the Abrahamic and finding some really fascinating stuff. Was disappointed to see that there wasn't a vibe Bible study, though, this week. Did not see a vibe Bible study.
[02:44:44] Unknown:
Oh,
[02:44:45] Unknown:
really? Yeah. I didn't see one. Something else may have came up or the whole thing just imploded, went to hell. I thought they were gonna talk on Nephilim this week. I was
[02:44:56] Unknown:
excited about Christian conspiracy theories based on the the Bible. I was busy, so I didn't notice. But, yeah, they were they definitely said that they were gonna do a Nephilim one. I know that, it seemed like some of the guys were not showing up. Like, Glenn Lawrence didn't show up, and Mhmm. Ryan Radical Coder didn't show up, and Power Dusty. So I don't know if his panel's kind of falling apart there.
[02:45:21] Unknown:
Panels is well, you know, let's go back. Let's invite ourselves back. Let's keep the Bible setting up. And then I or Beth something fierce.
[02:45:30] Unknown:
Oh,
[02:45:31] Unknown:
well, she can pray about it Want to forgive. Love your neighbor as yourself. Golden rule and all that. The Ibrahimex. Yeah. The Islamic Ibrahimex. Sure. I mean, we could do a you guys wanna start a Quran study where we go through the Quran?
[02:45:54] Unknown:
Why why would we wanna do that? I've studied it. Before, and I've read it before. I've actually been to Muslim rituals and all that. Mhmm. I I I I have a kind of a a rule about not, criticizing things I don't know a fucking thing about.
[02:46:17] Unknown:
Makes sense. It's like I was looking at the chain of prophethood and,
[02:46:23] Unknown:
hey, Zeus. The Pokemon thing a lot.
[02:46:28] Unknown:
Yeah. I I we had already plenty aged out before it was a thing. So now I just use it as, like, a a calibration deal for people who don't try very hard.
[02:46:46] Unknown:
Mhmm. Yeah. Jesus is the second highest prophet in Islam.
[02:46:55] Unknown:
Yep. Yep. They just don't think that he is, the final prophet, which is what they think is, Mohammed, that they don't think he's the the end all, beat all prophet. Wisdom is deep here. Argument who took the reins from Mohammed. Mhmm. So that's where you get the two different, versions of that where you get the Shiites and the, Sunnis. And one believes that the line of succession comes from the chosen one who could be anybody that's, part of, the culture, or the other, faction believed that it must be a descendant of Mohammed. So it's kind the Christians also have this feature. What is it? The line of Melchizedek says that anybody can be the next prophet or Jesus or whatever. And
[02:47:55] Unknown:
I heard it. Mel Well, that's why you don't listen to a prophet named Mel Cheesedick.
[02:47:59] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Cheesedick is just,
[02:48:03] Unknown:
Mel Cheesedick. Yeah. Important stuff. And these are the types of conversations that would be very useful to have. But is that religious speak, and that might get you not, promoted?
[02:48:23] Unknown:
Rastafarians also have a Melchizedek. Oh, yeah. They're staying.
[02:48:29] Unknown:
They all dip into the same thing. Shirt from the
[02:48:33] Unknown:
event that we do in Pueblo every year, third eye carnival. When's the next one? Be in El Paso, Texas in just a couple of days for another Third Eye Carnival. Is that this weekend? That is this weekend.
[02:48:49] Unknown:
You can still get tickets if you go to thirdeyecarnival.com.
[02:48:56] Unknown:
My kids were also into Pokemon, and my son was in the Pokemon game and watched the cartoon. When Marcus and I were on Weaving Spiders, they were all kinda shocked because they showed something about Pokemon, and I knew the names of all of them. And they're like, what the fuck? And, like, my son watched the show and played the card game. I mean,
[02:49:16] Unknown:
I never played I designed them. And if you go to our merch store, you can get yourself one.
[02:49:23] Unknown:
Where is the merch store?
[02:49:27] Unknown:
Let's see. Let's I'll just pull it up here. Yeah.
[02:49:38] Unknown:
Which I'm doing mail outs tomorrow. So anybody that wants any creams or jewelry or anything,
[02:49:46] Unknown:
put your order here tonight.
[02:49:48] Unknown:
I gotta do all my mail outs tomorrow from all my previous orders.
[02:49:53] Unknown:
The the Killdozer shirt, Heemeyer's Bar and Grill, drink here, get plowed. I wish these just cycled through, but Mhmm. The wine mart burning $100 bills. This is probably the most, frequently sold shirt that we have. The gentleman that was in the chat earlier, Yeti slang, mister Johnny, he drew this before Johnny Design.
[02:50:28] Unknown:
Yeah. Beautiful.
[02:50:32] Unknown:
The designs I have that I want for my, stuff that I'm gonna put in, Johnny also drew. If you, like it, Jim. I'm living, baby.
[02:50:42] Unknown:
If you ever if you ever ate a lot of LSD back in the late eighties, early nineties, you will recognize this particular airplane, as, the Goony birds, because we do. If you have a research MILF in your life, and who doesn't, we we've got we've got a shirt for you or a tank top. You can get the research MILF shirt in a tank top. I like the I like the stoner vans. So we've got aliens and Bigfoot and a weed field on the inside of the van.
[02:51:19] Unknown:
And you select the color so it doesn't have to be on white?
[02:51:22] Unknown:
You can get them in many, many different colors. Beautiful. Another stoner van shirt. Love that one. Let's see. My dog is on a shirt. Don't try it on Gomez. Nice.
[02:51:42] Unknown:
We haven't added any, delivering dog face dudes merch.
[02:51:46] Unknown:
High on life and some shrooms. Don't trust the state. This is one of my favorites. Well, California Board of Tourism. Don't trust the state. Beautiful. This is probably my favorite shirt that I ever designed, just the Woodland shirt,
[02:52:06] Unknown:
just like a hoodlum, but you're in the woods. And look at that silhouette very closely. There's something there.
[02:52:13] Unknown:
Yeah. Not everyone sees it right away. We got Bigfoot smoking a blunt. That's actually the exact, lettering that Backwoods Tobacco uses. And then Johnny drew this too, Bill Cooper on a pale horse. I love this one. It's beautiful. Maybe Johnny will be inspired. Metzger has that shirt, and he fucking loves it. This was the shirt I came up with for third eye Nashville.
[02:52:50] Unknown:
I know Metzger who's gonna talk about all the stuff that we're that we're at that Marcus and I are deeply involved in and experts on, but not gonna talk to us.
[02:52:59] Unknown:
Makes sense. We would talk to Metzger. We'd drop this group. Smoking a pipe. Yeah. And we would we
[02:53:09] Unknown:
would MedSurg and the library is not working.
[02:53:13] Unknown:
Yeah. We'll be flexible in our schedule.
[02:53:19] Unknown:
Too cool to derp with us. No. Two weeks from now, we wanna have a conversation. Have you gotten threat have you gotten lawsuit threat letters from Tracy Twyman's ex husband?
[02:53:33] Unknown:
We have. No, Kurt. No. I've been in a StreamYard
[02:53:37] Unknown:
with the man who might have alleged to be that person who didn't say anything but recorded us and put it on his YouTube channel. That was fun.
[02:53:46] Unknown:
That Wednesday night. That was hilarious. He tried sending me that lawsuit shit, and I just laughed at him. Like, you dumb motherfucker. Mhmm. Get the fuck out of here. And if you ever ask me again, I will be sending a lawsuit to you, you dipshit. Get the fuck
[02:54:04] Unknown:
out of here. Yeah.
[02:54:06] Unknown:
Smoke smoke in a pipe. Yeah. Hey, little smokey.
[02:54:15] Unknown:
Not recently, Jay. It was I don't know. How does time work? It's been a while.
[02:54:25] Unknown:
Probably No. Not not recently. Ago. Tracy died.
[02:54:29] Unknown:
Right. Yeah. And now, people are discovering her writings and appearance on the Rx Only Picture Show. SB Alger and Jim Maven.
[02:54:44] Unknown:
Yeah. That that was when I was still young in the speaker game. Mhmm. And, I got somehow weirdly sideways involved in that because, the Tracy had a dead man letter that she left, and it wasn't a letter. It was a video. A switch. Yeah. But a dead man's switch. Mhmm. And the guy that, she she was pointing a lot of fingers at, also, I was having, severe issues with. And, all of that surrounded around Greg Carlwood, And the whole thing was just a really fucking weird, fucked up situation. And we were going through it, and then all of a sudden Tracy's dead and leaves that dead man switch video. And we're like, holy shit. That's weird as fuck.
And that's when I first start, and that's why I don't talk to Greg Carlwood. Like
[02:55:42] Unknown:
Yeah. And by the way, there's a Telegram channel for the higher side chats. It's run by some guy who isn't anyone affiliated with the Hireg Side Chats. So trust your sources, people. Anyone can have accounts on social media and chat rooms in the name of a podcast. Right. Just be careful. Just be careful there.
[02:56:04] Unknown:
Wasn't that kid's name Kyle that was that kid's name Kyle that all the drama was around? It was like Greg's best friend, and apparently, he'd been supposedly, he'd been looking into Tracy's fucking mental breakdown and supposedly had to go get checked into a psych hospital and all this, but caused all these problems with everybody
[02:56:27] Unknown:
in between. Yeah. A lot of that stuff was put on blog posts, and people were talking about it, and then they kinda just shut off about it for a while. Now I don't know if it's Weird. It's indeed a thing. Or why it's brought back.
[02:56:40] Unknown:
The people who are currently, like, investigating and trying to expose the order of nine angles crowd never mentions Tracy or her work.
[02:56:52] Unknown:
Well, like so right before Tracy died, there was a weird series of events also. So as Tracy made, I believe it was three videos, and they were each a couple fucking hours long, two to three hours. And they were exposing the underground child, porn type stuff on, YouTube where it's not like your classic pornography, but where they have, like, puppets doing really fucked up things and try and teaching kids to basically walk into really bad situations, and it's really messed up shit. And Tracy had compiled, like, nine hours of it or something, and she released it on air. Symbolism of it, the storylines,
[02:57:39] Unknown:
all all she was just exploring it, putting it all out there. This was before this was before anyone else was talking about any of this stuff. Before any of that. If right. And I don't even think we can say that word twice that you just said. I mean, that this this was the stuff that was on the definite no no naughty list. Like, words you could not say anywhere. So supposedly, she got,
[02:58:04] Unknown:
she got life threats from agencies over the whole ordeal. All of her all of her work suddenly got pulled from all social media and YouTube and all that. All of her work just gone. And then she's dead.
[02:58:23] Unknown:
Yeah. And now it's been a few years. So posts on message boards and YouTube videos and podcasts starting to resurface, and people are like, oh, I have not heard about this person, and now they're looking into it. Yeah. And we were living through it as it was happening real time.
[02:58:47] Unknown:
And I was also getting weird allegations and having problems. Like, because that guy that was tied through Greg Carwood was somehow I don't know if he was supposed to be an agent. I don't know what the deal was. But, Tracy got obviously the worst of it. I I did not have videos like that. I spoke on different things. But I I live a life where I'm pretty hard to sneak up on, pretty hard to have too many problems. Like, you would have to be some kind of a fucking magic ninja to sneak up on my house. Like, the army of animals that I have noticed you long before you got anywhere near here.
[02:59:42] Unknown:
I gotta I gotta bounce out, fellas.
[02:59:45] Unknown:
I think we do too.
[02:59:47] Unknown:
Yeah. I think we're gonna call it a short one. I'm pretty, physically whooped from, a lot of work.
[02:59:52] Unknown:
So two weeks from now, we do wanna have an open panel, costumes, friends, fans of the show, plan for that right away. Don't wait till three hours into it. As soon as we go live, the link will be ready, and you guys jump in, have a costume contest, hang out, chat with us, hang out with us. Be ready be ready to do that.
[03:00:13] Unknown:
We'll have some fun. We we, Tony, we totally expect, Tony Corleolus to show up as a slutty nurse.
[03:00:22] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. We better see you there. What was the contest? A Laura Loomer as Jigsaw is what we're looking for. Masks are acceptable. You don't have to say anything. We just wanna see some some great costumes and cosplay. You know?
[03:00:42] Unknown:
Have fun. Have some fun with it. Give us some shit. Yep. You can pretend like you're Rob Noor. Say oh, by the Lord. Yeah. That means something. Oh, yeah. Release the peacocks.
[03:00:56] Unknown:
Come and debate us. Yeah. It'll be an open debate panel. Silly debates.
[03:01:03] Unknown:
Alright, y'all. We'll we will, we'll catch you next week. Thanks for hanging out.
[03:01:08] Unknown:
Love you guys.
Cold open chaos: "dude" chant, riboflavin and Diane Keaton bits
AI, Sora, and resurrecting icons like Michael Jackson
Public domain riffs: Popeye, rewriting characters, aura-maxing slang
Politics volley: Newsom, Harris, culture jabs, Bad Bunny aside
Music awards mashup: GMA, Jelly Roll at the Dove Awards, Christian pop culture
Team names, mascots, and culture wars over language
Cats, chaos, baptizing kittens, and off-grid moonlight tales
Portland nudity protests, permits, and public indecency laws
SKIMS "merkin" trend, Time cover chatter, and geopolitics detour
IP and AI: public domain vs. copyright; Hawking, Heisenberg parallels
Pyramids rave: DJ Anima, Vegas Sphere visuals, and robo-Biden bit
Is the DJ era over? Euro techno, Oktoberfest instruments, bar jokes
Microbrew tirade: IPA hate, bar ownership stories, recession vibes
Singles, manliness influencers, Bitcoin non sequiturs, and debate meta
Chat shout‑outs, new features, rescue dog Bubba lore
Weather woes and mountain life: culverts, floods, road washouts
Road engineering, regs vs. rebuilds, tunnels and high‑speed rail rants
California politics carousel: Newsom, Katie Porter, scandals and media
Violence, norms, and culture: slap discourse and Batman‑style politicians
Governors, celebs, and photo‑op aesthetics (Noem, Bovino, glam policing)
Stoner pregame, dabs, club exits, and audience participation
AI edits and fan remakes: Sora, Jurassic expectations, OTW’s deepfakes
Cats rampage interlude and house ambience
Christian entertainment debate: Milli Vanilli to megachurch spectacles
Bubba on cam: rescue story, howling, and banjo test
Conversions as clout: ex‑new age to #ChristIsKing, OnlyFans to altar calls
XXXchurch lore, kitten memes, and web pitfalls
Debate debrief: Noir clips, Ben Carson hypotheticals, legacy logic
Right vs. left warfare rhetoric and stochastic symmetry
Columbus, Indigenous Peoples’ Day, and holiday cynicism
Names for Bubba, Chicago ICE optics, and fash‑fashion jokes
Vikings, timelines, and pet care: balls, bans, and declawing law
Manly Tales: cords of wood, sewer mains, and DIY grit
Home systems 101: mains, meters, vents, and cast iron nightmares
Knob-and-tube flashbacks and old house hazards
Gigantic bong spectacle and hotbox theatrics
Sesh science: contact highs, chemtrails jokes, and trimming culture
Industry crash: prices, trim machines, CRC, and fresh frozen myths
Harvest logistics vs. weather: rain in summer, early winter hits
Child labor memories: detasseling, weeds, and will it return?
Food supply gripes, self‑reliance, and corporate warranties
Monster Transmission BBB saga and the death of customer service
Franchise fatigue: Pokémon coasting and brand inertia
Wrench talk: flex plates, flywheels, torque converters
Grocery getters, barn finds, and 90s mini‑trucks nostalgia
Miles per gallon vs. mountain muscle: truck talk
Women driving, sticks, trailers, and delivery hustles
Rural rideshare jokes and paying tips in weed
Humboldt etiquette: fistfuls of flower and pocket lint solutions
Workwear wars: Carhartt, Duluth, Wrangler vs. Rustler, Calvin Klein curveball
Thrift store economics: Goodwill pricing and donation overload
Movie drifts: PTA’s long cut, Lord of the Flies remake ideas
Gen X ethos: latchkey feral, rejecting and not leading the system
Kirk martyrdom, freedom shirts at school, and teen hero worship
Algorithms vs. authentic followings: Kirk vs. podcasters, Swift as white bread
Christian industry plants, DC Talk as studio product
Sacred texts talk: Nephilim no‑show, Qur’an study quips, Melchizedek bits
Event plugs: Third Eye Carnival, merch tour, and art collabs
Alt‑media drama: Metzger, lawsuit threats, and Tracy Twyman context
Dead man’s switch, content takedowns, and safety awareness
Wrap‑up: Open panel and costume contest next time