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In this lively episode, we dive into a myriad of topics ranging from the peculiarities of Bag Balm and its magical healing properties to the intricacies of religious debates and the cultural phenomena surrounding music and entertainment. We explore the historical context of Bag Balm, a farm staple, and its surprising effectiveness in treating various ailments, as shared through personal anecdotes. The conversation then shifts to a spirited discussion on religious rhetoric, particularly focusing on the Orthodox Church and its interactions with other Christian denominations. This segment highlights the complexities and humorous aspects of religious debates and the unique perspectives of the hosts.

We also delve into the world of music and entertainment, contrasting the aspirational messages of artists like Cardi B with the more niche and controversial expressions found in anti-gay propaganda reggae. The episode touches on the cultural impact of music, the evolution of entertainment, and the societal implications of these art forms. Additionally, we explore the concept of high-value males, the housing crisis, and the potential solutions through homesteading and community living. The hosts provide a humorous yet insightful take on these diverse topics, making for an engaging and thought-provoking episode.

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You win.  

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Who are you guys? Where are you, dude?  

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You're metal, dude.   Dudes,   deliberately.  

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Nine, thirty  

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Three, two, one, fight.  

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For   you, dude.  

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There we are. Here we are, dudes.  

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You went a little bit crazy with the bag bulb tonight there, Marcus. Right. Got that golden hour Vaseline on the lens.  

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Yeah. We'll we'll we'll see if we can correct this in real time at some point. I saw that, in a museum. It's a real   museum piece. It was, alongside a copy of a Nintendo entertainment system and a copy of Super Mario Brothers  

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three. So, yes, those are It's kind of a weird thing to have in a museum when it's something that's still actively used. As a matter of fact, I thought we did. Yeah.   As a matter of fact  

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The bag bomb or the, Nintendo?   Oh, okay. Yep.  

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1599   at the feed store.   And it's And it's I probably have   I probably have three cans of it around the house or around the forest somewhere. It is real. Let's figure this out here.   It is magical.   It there is something magic about bag ball. It it it really is,   from a farm perspective, like, you get something caught in your skin and get a little infection or whatever, you smear that on there and cover it up, and it just sucks it right out.   I I literally had glass pounded into my foot, and it pulled the glass right out.   My,   ex wife,   she actually got mastitis,   and, oh, she was so mad because she was from the city. And, apparently, I like I I I got that whole Green Acres thing going on, apparently.  

Cutest.   And,   we told her put bag bomb on there, and she chewed us out for being some backwoods ass hillbillies and whatnot.   But it it ended up hurting so bad that she put it on there, and you betcha fixed her right up overnight. Just bam.   Like, it it's a hell of a good product.  

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The original recipe. It it may have been in ladies home journal or Vogue or Cosmo. I don't know what magazines, but   although all my all my aunts, they all had it.   They they swore by it. They didn't really cuss a lot, but they swore by that product.  

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Yeah.   Yeah.  

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It's honestly one of the reasons you don't ever hear me really   ragging on what's up, Tony Coriolis?   What's up, Interlanders?   It's one of the reasons you don't hear me completely ragging on. I I'm not a big I'm not a big pharma person,   but, you know, when everybody starts going on about petroleum   based things,   Bag Balm is and   I I've used Bag Balm since I was a kid, and and it's it's highly effective   when there's a real problem.   I I don't use that. I've never I've never used that, but I don't deal with timid grapplers. I fortunately am a heathen. Yeah. And we did not have   timid grapplers lurking.  



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So I was the opposite of timid. I think that would be brave and courageous, and I went into a   a sacred orthodox space on Twitter.  

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Yes. You did.   So   while   mister Chase Haggard and Jim Bob are   dragging feet severely   on a on a   setting up a debate,   Marcus decided he will go in   and do some provoking   and get himself into a little a little hoo with,   Chase Haggard   and Marcus being definitely much more well versed in the Christian aspects of things. Mhmm.   Chase Haggard is trying   to the the Orthodox church is all about proving its superiority   to every other church.   It's very it's really very funny because they're the ones that are the biggest,   Christian nationalists,   and they're the smallest represented church in in The United States. Well, outside of, like, weird ones like Baha'i   or something like that,   they're of the main branches,   they're the smallest. Like, they they rag about how protestants are fake Christians and all this.  

Well, if we went to Christian nationalism and then with Christian populism,   they by far   outweigh   the Catholics and the   the Orthodox, but the Catholics would come in second. The Orthodox, nobody would even give a shit about that tiny little group.  

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So Chase Haggard, August 14,   last Thursday, posts   message saying, have Calvinists   totally given up on trying to justify a single claim?   It seems they don't even try anymore and just hope other people believe they are the special capital e elect. They believe they're the special elect without any justification.   So I copied that, replaced Kelvin with orthodox, and wrote back to him,   have orthodox   totally given up on trying to justify a single claim. It seems they don't even try anymore and just hope other people believe they are the special act voting justification. I added, when challenged and invited to a friendly good faith debate, they don't participate.   So then he says, copy pastas don't work in this thread.  

I said, let's talk about it sometime.   He said, sweet. I can make it to the space right now.   I went out and came back half hour later. I said, okay. Let's do it. Ten minutes later, he started it, and I jumped in.   And I met a a father,   Anais,   father a.   I just called him father Anus or father Anus because he was   very specific about facts and getting them correct   and letting him speak a little bit. I learned quite a bit.   They were very disappointed to find out that I was not representing Calvinism.   So it didn't really turn into a large debate.   And you were able to hear as part of that? I don't think the recording is still publicly available. I have the transcript. Well, he took it down, which  

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for the limited engagement that the deliberating   dog face dudes has had with the OrthoWorld community,   funny enough, they've actually taken down every single one of those interactions.  

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Yes. Yeah. You know, Andrew took down the two conversations where I popped in   a bunch of months ago.   Yeah. And he's kept up almost all of the rest of them.  

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Yeah. And,   EZ and his little or his little Ortho Junior crew,   when I went one on one against EZ and then he brought in all the other,   little orbiter guys,   to join in, and I smashed that whole crew. He took and put that fucker on private. It's not even on, membership only. He put that shit on private.   It it's completely down. And Chase Haggard took down   the, his little interaction with Marcus.  

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I do have the full transcript. I wasn't picking on Andrew.  

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I wasn't. I was just, like, trying to ask, you know,   relevant questions, and he was getting tripped up on that.  

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Yeah. I noticed that as well.   So in the conversation, I was just having having a conversation learning about the catechum   and   how   to,   move out of,   Protestantism   and Calvinism   to become   the elect and the elite in in their   eyes. So this idea of the elect is   such   that before birth, I guess, god insoles   a a man   and then grants the soul and grants the salvation to the   child and then is birthed by the mother. So some babies are born already saved, already in the good graces, already a Christian, already   the elect, and then some babies aren't. So those babies not as important as the elect or or something to that effect.   But then the argument is that the, the Orthodox faith, those families, they have their elect, and they are more elect than the Calvinist elect. So the Orthodox bros were arguing that Calvinist and their elect are less elect   than Kelvin.  



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Well,   the funny thing about the entire premise of it is   they they say that they're,   the chosen church basically because of an unbroken,   apostolic   succession.   Mhmm. And so, basically, what they're claiming is is the apostles   have handed down the information   in an unbroken chain through them. The whole thing is is every time there's been a schism of some sort Mhmm. That other church can make that exact same claim.   When you split when they split with the Catholic church, they were also the original church and are still the original church. You're you're now just making claim of superiority, but at one point in time, the two of you were one church. You're not older. You're not you don't have,   access to more things. People in this one church   had disagreements   about how things work. The original,   disagreement,   being that,   whether Christ was   actually part of God   or not.  

And so   that was the entire first schism.   And there was a whole church that broke off from that that, but that was still the original Christian church. So they're still part of that original. They get to you don't get to claim, like, you were something, and then they joined up hundreds of years later. They schismed off from one church. And so it's the weirdest fucking argument to make.  

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Yeah. And I was kinda tripped up, and I didn't know if I was being trolled or not. I could not really read their tone.  

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The, the the situation was I was showing up just Admittedly, everybody can't tell whether they're being trolled or not when you're talking, Marcus.   Okay.   Again. So, I mean, you you gotta be fair about that. Like, the way you go about things, people are just like,   are you fucking with me? Even I get that. There's times that you were saying shit, and I'm like, is he fucking with me?  

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I just assume you're trolling. Are. I do. I I don't I I just assume that every every sentence uttered   is Marcus taking the piss.   And yeah. And and then it it didn't it didn't hurt as bad. I feel a little bit less of a dumbass at the end of it. I'm like, oh, no. He's just joking. I'm not really that stupid. You know? And then I just go off in my own little stupid world, and I'm fine. I'm fine.   Dick. That's fine.  

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This is the this is the only way to do it because all of this is absolutely   ridiculous.   So, again, tone deaf or, like, tone policing. It's like, I'm in this chat room, and this   father Ananias   Ananias, a n   a n I s Father Analubis?   Father Ananias   and and Ananias. Ananias.   Yes,   was the one that was   authorized to speak on behalf of the orthodoxy.   So Chase was apologizing   incessantly   to father Anous for   interrupting   or getting too excited in the situation, but I was confused because   when I first heard the word Ananias,   that was associated with his wife,   Sapphira,   in the book of Acts chapter five   where Ananias and Sapphira were excited to join the early church community.  

And   their issue was that to become a member of this community,   other members of the community were selling their land and their ownership of all their possessions to go and join this church. So then they're bringing in their wealth and then giving the wealth Did you mean it for the church?   After Jesus   died, the apostles continued the church. So the apostles were doing this fundraising campaign where   new converts were encouraged to sell all of their property and belongings to then put it into the church   pool so that the church could grow financially.  

The original GoFundMe.   Yes. So Ananias and Sapphira,   Ananias'   name means the lord is gracious,   and Sapphira means beautiful or sapphire, you know, a jewel. She's precious.   These two,   they sold their property,   and then they donated   part of it to the church. They didn't donate all of it to the church. And as the story goes, they lied to the Holy Spirit because they said that they were giving everything they had to the church, but they kept some for themselves.   And then   this man,   Ananias,   drops dead, like, immediately in the story.   And then we're told that he died because he blasphemed the holy spirit, being lied to the holy spirit, which is the one  

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most under   imperialism?   Because I'm just saying we can skip the auction for your for the 2 Bitcoins.  

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Yeah. Yeah. No. It   I don't know why,   but for some reason,   Anna has really been on this I want to buy human beings kick. And I don't I don't know if it's because as a woman, she gets shut out of fantasy football   and therefore can't participate in the virtual slave trade. I don't know if that's it,   but but the last several weeks, she's she's   really been   aggressive   in the I want to buy other human beings thing. It's it's odd to me. It's odd. I thought it was understand  

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that Marcus is you shut up, Marcus. Uh-huh. Nobody's nobody's buying you for your talking.   We do understand you're a hot piece of beef. Marcus here is a hot piece of beefcake. We get that.   We get that.   And and that is that is prime that's like Wagyu beef. That is like they got that cow drunk every day and gave it massages and stuff. That's that's prime. Prime.   And so we understand.   It's it's   you know, Steve's just being Steve's just being racist right now. I don't know what his deal is.   We get we get hot beefcakes.   Jerry's new passer.  

I I I don't know what his deal is. Like, we haven't all wanted to own somebody. I mean, you know,   it's alright. It's alright.   So come to your base's urges  

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base urges. Join the dark. Really if we were really diabolical   about this, we would gather up   all of the   the young men and men in their prime who have abstained from   sins of the flesh,   and they'd start like an actual auction house where you have to have at least a half a Bitcoin   to join the site,   not before you even place a single bid.   Half a Bitcoin entry   just to just to see the menu.  

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And then from there You know where we go to get the pool of these people?  

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The Orthodox Church. The Orthobros.  

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Yeah.  

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But We tie it all together. We tie it all together.  

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Yeah. This is this is how we determine the true value of the highest value   men, the high value male indeed.   I I did look at some Orthodox churches in the Minneapolis area.   They were all closed, and I didn't know the secret, door knock pattern. It's shaving a haircut, Marcus. It's always shaving a haircut.  

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Okay.  

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Actually, there's quite a few of them where I live.   Northern California,   got mostly   at one point in time, California period, there was a kind of a little war between Spanish missionaries and Russian missionaries.   Mhmm. And who was gonna control California?   And the way it it panned out was mostly the Spanish missionaries got Southern California and the Russian millen   missionaries got Northern California.   So I think Eureka,   despite being   a super liberal city, it's like, they they pride themselves in being like a little mini San Francisco,   and our our county suffers horribly because of it.  

They,   have, I think, three Orthodox churches. Three. And one of them is  

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many, many hundreds of years old.  

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Yeah. And large.  

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Yeah. Right downtown.  

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Yeah. Yep.  

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It's a cool looking building.  

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One day, we're at Winco, which is right by there, and they had some lady that sounded like Yoko Ono   out singing.   And we weren't sure what the fuck was going on. It was like a Russian Spanish   Yoko Ono   cross. We're like,   that   is,   the,   what the fuck?  

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You Russia had the first,   the first white settlement in California   in, like,   the January   or November   or something like that.   Way, way before   there was ever a Mayflower.   So what's the history of, the It's right up there. First port is right up the road from me in Sonoma County. I've been there.  

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Even today, even today,  

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Southern California   has Spanish,   or Mexican,   Spanish type,   illegal immigrants.   Northern California,   it it's mostly,   Eastern Bloc Russians.   The the Bulgarian   shit run entire   massive areas around here.  

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Yeah.  

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Was there an Alaskan   summit with, Trump and Putin   recently?  

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There there in fact was. They   rekindled their bromance   on   the rugged shores of the Alaskan Coast. Okay.  

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Yeah. Did they eat salmon together?   What was on the menu? I'd like to know. Moose burger  

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K. And,   and the traditional   Alaskan side dish,  

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17 gallons of beer. Did Sarah Palin host this at her home?  

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That's fucking great.   True also.   And and if you're gonna call it bog Bulgarian bug bud, you gotta be real about it and call it bulgy bud because that's what everybody calls them around here. It's from the bogies. Right?  

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Right.  

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Yeah. I don't answer email during the show. I should make that clear.   And I don't answer every email, but I I do try to read them if they're written in languages I can understand.   So are we talking about bulge area?  

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No. Bulgarians   around here, they call them bulgees. The bulge area?  

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The bulge. Yeah.   That that reminds me of the Doug Stanhope bit on nationalism   from, like, twenty some years ago   when when he was a little fresh faced, day drunk, Doug Stanhope,   where where he was you know? Yeah. Basically, he was like, dude, nationalism is fucking retarded. And at no point in fucking history has anybody gotten up off of a barstool like Kansas City going, I'm gonna go find me a Norwegian.   We're gonna go beat the fuck out of some oegis tonight.   Go find us some oegis.  

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That's just not necessarily true, though.   Maybe not in Kansas, but, I mean,   you you've got to come from a super white area, which   means that it's gotta be rural.   In order to really understand that, which I know Steve has lived in a rural rural areas and is from that,   those bigger city guys don't get that, that   we do make fun of each other and and fight with each other. Because as soon as you take out other   races,   then we start,   you know, like anything else in the world, when you isolate something down,   then you start noticing larger differences in those things that you would have said were all the same.   Once you isolate them down, you're like, oh, well, no. They're not exactly the same.  

And this happens with white people.   Like, I talk about where I'm from,   because I'm because everything's super German where I'm from,   Germans don't respect Polish.   And even now, there's the whole thing with everything with Poland.   I Poland was the ones that, protected the, small hats the most and interchanged with them and whatnot.   So Germany wear a large hat? So if you tell it Ollie and Lina joke,   Ollie and Lina are from Poland. They're Polacks.   And and   you fight with other people like that. But if you're,   if you're Swedish or Danish, they're Swedes.  

And, like, we'll make fun of the p we'll make fun of the people because, like, the Swedes are the ones that hang their fucking quilts on the side of their barns. Like, what the hell is wrong with you? Why would you do that?   Like, you start noticing those micro   differences.   And, like like,   Marcus is from the stinky. That's why I make fun of the stinky fish people. I'm not one of the stinky fish people. We I'm from the, like, Cougan people.   Like, Marcus can eat all the stinky fish he wants. I'm not one of the I went to a corn festival, the Cocado Corn Carnival  

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last Thursday. That's where I found the   ancient bag bomb   in the museum   next to the Nintendo Entertainment System and the copy of   Mario Brothers three, Super Mario Brothers three.   And in that museum,   they have a map of the settlement to the area,   and they're very specific about the nationalities   arriving   to the area,   the ethnic settlement areas, including   the Belgian, the French, and the Canadian,   the German,   the Irish, the Swedish,   the Finnish,   and the Norwegian Finnish and Norwegian in 1860.  

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Everybody hates the English and the French.   Like, nobody likes them fuckers.  

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For the,   the other guys here in the map  

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You gotta admit that, Steve. Nobody likes the English or the French. They're they're they're like a fucking bag of the white fucking people. Like, fuck the English.  

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They each found their own area and and stayed   pretty much   off of other people's properties.   So it's all the Right. Swedish, all the Norwegian, the Finnish, the Irish German. They all spoke different languages. They continue to speak their languages, and they settled in those areas   until over time,   they needed   to figure out schooling systems.   And then when English needed to be the language that they would be educated in, that's when things got a little bit,   a little bit contentious amongst the different families and tribes and groups.  

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Yeah. And then you see all the, like,   religious,   heavy religious people broke off. So you get, like, the Amish, the Mennonites,   the the Hutterites,   and all of those are from depending on which country they were from, and they still all speak the original languages.   Whether it's like, high German, I get along with them because I can speak some German   or or, Pennsylvania   Dutch,   shit like that. They still those people, they didn't give up on their thing. They're like, no. We're still speaking our language.  

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I do have the graphic if I wanna pull that up. Let me see if I can save that for you.   Museums are great resources to visit.   That's not all I did. I did a lot of lot of hiking.  

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The one thing you can say about the nationalism thing, which to me   to me, that's a natural thing. I'm not saying it's a higher minded thing. I'm saying it's natural. Like, when we were kids, like, I'm I'm from such a rural area. Like, the the school I went to in high school was Groton. And everybody in Groton knew all the Webster dudes were dickheads,   and all the Webster chicks were the hottest and slutiest.   So you definitely wanted to beat up a Webster dude and bang some Webster chicks. The two things always went together.   Like, the dude whatever dudes you hated,   you also definitely want to bang their girls.  



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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the other school always had, like, slightly hotter cheerleaders.   Yeah. Right? Yeah. And and it makes me wonder if you weren't from their school.   Yeah.   No. We when I was growing up, we had three high schools   in our town,   and then another one, like, basically right next door.   And,   yeah, it was it constantly   constantly that shit. There were parts of town that you went to   solely to fight   because that's what you were going to do, and you knew that that's what was gonna happen if you were there. You knew that if you went to a particular park or, like, a section of the mall after a certain time and, like, yeah, it was just the that's that's all it was gonna be.   Was combat sports and fucking,   you know, booty grabbing.  



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Oh, dude. Rumble. You'd you'd get you'd come rolling up into that area. You definitely shouldn't have been in fucking chest out, hooting and   hollering, just cocky as fuck. Look at At least dinner 12 feet. With a freaking thumb up your ass. Just walk with this.  

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Okay. Yeah.   Yeah. Connor McGregor in around the parking lot. Yeah. Yeah.  

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And that's how you get a hand with the folks off like this.   Yeah.  

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And that's how kids get boxer's fractures.   Yep. Yeah.   Yeah.  

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If you wanna be at 50 and when it's cold out your hand not work,   keep doing that, kids.   So this guy was standing outside of a Subway restaurant in the DC, the district Oh, the dick of down happened also. That's how I ended up that's how come I got seven kids. That definitely went down also.   Also, not a great thing to do.  

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Right. Three more and he could have avoided child support.   Nope.  

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This department of justice guy, DOJ guy in the pink   shirt here holding a Subway sandwich as he's   preparing to throw it like a football.  

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Well,   a football if your name is Lamar and you're on revenge of the nerds.  

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Yes.   Yes. Yeah. Yep. Yep.   I do have the video. I don't know if we need to bring it up. It's it's pretty disappointing, pretty embarrassing,   really.   But, to describe this man   as, 37 years old  

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and throwing stuff with that. Baby went crazy with that.  

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I see that. Yes. People are inspired. No. No. No. I said walking like, not behaving like Dingo. They're the two very different things. I almost put a caveat   for the really fucking slow people who didn't understand that that was obviously,   a joke even though it involved Conor McGregor. I almost did go. Now if you're slow   or you're just here to be like, but you didn't do the   I almost said.   And by that, I mean, walk with your arms like this, not   violently rape anyone or punch a 70 year old man. But I figured   that that would be implied. I figured   that this audience   was savvy enough. Thank you, Dingo,   for proving me wrong. Yeah. It's   it's down on the Marmot calendar,   and Steve was wrong  

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on the August 19. That cervix server? Is that is that a a Linux server? Is that open source software?   I don't know what that is.  

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We love dingo around here. We do. Okay. Oh, he's hilarious.  

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Nerd talk. Okay.  

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So, like, Goodnew plus Linux, is a cervix server   for,   fingernail   chewing  

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juice who like, Vim and, EMAX. We can have that conversation too. No. Just humans are like dogs. If you spent a lot of time around dogs, you can even tell when the dog's walking and it gets around another dog. All of a sudden, it kinda has, like, a stiff legged walk and starts kinda moving   little weird.   Kids, what's up, James?   Starts moving a little weird. You're like, oh, that fucker's looking for a fight.   Damn it.   And and and and you were doing that, and and if you were trolling around in the wrong area of town, that is exactly   how you were walking. You weren't being slinky about it. You were walking in and pissing on their trees   and sniffing their sniffs   and and doing your best to get into that brawl.  



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Wearing tennis shoes, walking off a pickleball court, going a subway for a sandwich,   and then not eating it and throwing it at a law enforcement agent. Fresh, bitches. Wow.  

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That's what he said. Right? Yelled out fresh. Right?  

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Dyer. It   You know? Would be a a Miami   Vice was questioned, but ultimately not arrested   following this incident.   Yeah. Yeah.  

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Yeah. We we did look into,   subways, and there there are kosher subways I found. They're in Cleveland, I think, in the Ohio area.  

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Well, I mean, the all subways are kosher subways because it's technically nowhere near ham.   It's mostly sawdust   and freaking soy product.   It's not actual meat. All subways technically are kosher.  

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Sure. Sure.   We were also looking at red heifers   that were sacrificed   this week, crushed and turned into a very fine hunger. Though, before we we move away from this too far,  

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Subway is an organization   famous for having a file as their spokesperson. Right? I have to proceed. Gets arrested and is going to be prosecuted   with felony charges   against law enforce violence against law enforcement officers   for   limp wristedly hucking a Sammy Adam.   Meanwhile,   in Nevada probably seems like a waste of time. Head of the Israeli cyber division,   you can solicit sex from a 15 year old,   get arrested,   and then be back home in Israel within   sixteen hours   while your government denies   that you were ever part of an underage   child sex trafficking   sting operation.  

So throw a sandwich   at a cop,   you could get, you know, two to 10.   Try to rape a 15 year old girl,   you get a free plane ticket home to Israel as long as you're part of the the the team there.  

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Any respect for pescatarians   tonight?  

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I mean, I had an awesome piece of, like, actual   non farmed king salmon   last night.  

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You missed all the good stuff.  

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It was delicious.  

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We know that you're talking about yourself. You're a fucking pescatarian.   That's why it it tells you're in that Christian group with the fish eaters.  

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Indeed. I think that's probably my religion as pescetarianism.   Do like the fish.  

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Meat without fish. You can tell my people are not Christians because we had just been like, why are you giving us fish? You can reach into a magic basket and pull food out and you choose fish?   What kind of a hippie country are you?  

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Weird. Are you the kind that, you know, has that Mediterranean  

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life? Sure. Sure. Yeah.   We do have to issue a warning though to those who buy their seafood from Walmart.  

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Eat the cows. They just cut them and burn them.  

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They wash their face in it and rub their hair in it too and and the pee.   Did you What's up, guys? Read this, FDA  

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news, release here, this press release,   advising the public not to eat, sell, or serve,   certain imported frozen shrimp from an Indonesian firm due to, radiation?  

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Stripe bass is really good too, Dingo.   The only time I actually, like like, really went to twice when I was in Vegas. I went to, like, a   fancy schmancy   restaurant for dinner.   And at one time, I ordered,   Chilean sea bass, and it was   very fucking tasty.  

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The only fish that is even remotely acceptable to eat as far as taste goes, I don't eat any animals at this point, is walleye.   I don't know why y'all are lying like you are, but walleye   fresh walleye   from a clean lake   is the only acceptable fish to eat.  

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The saying the word only just shows how much of a limited rube you are, Ben. It's okay, though. It's okay.   It's alright.   No. The the the that that's an egregious overstatement, though. Steve will put nastier things in his mouth than I will. This has already been If you if you grab a sun perch   right out of the ocean,   fillet   it, and then cut it up and throw it onto   the the freaking stone bowl where the rest of the ingredients for sun cooked ceviche are,   sprinkle a little bit of lime on that shit, Let the lime juice and the sun cook it a little bit, and that is the fucking best   way to eat ceviche ever. Just pull it right out of the ocean before you could cut it up, throw it in.  

Where where from South Dakota was I gonna have access to That's what I'm saying. You're a limited rube, so I get it. I understand. It's just an egregious,   overstatement.   That's all. So, a green roof is Taco. Fucking rock cod and ling cod that you yank out of the freaking just right off the pier in Santa Cruz. There it is. Be eating it a couple hours later. Oh, dude. Amazing.   Yeah. That's that's great. I'm a gringo, so I'm gonna eat a tuna melt. Fuck them sea roaches, dude. I don't give a fuck about shrimp. I don't give a fuck about lobster.   Fuck it. No, man. I'll pass on this. I mean, I will fight back in the day. I would fuck up some mudbugs, but it's been dead. Radioactive.  

Crazy shit   into Mumbai.  

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My   my ex wife's dad   was was a coon ass,   and I went to a crawfish feed,   and   I am not impressed. They call it mud bug because it all it tastes like fucking mud. If I wanted to suck up the bottom of the fucking river, I just, like, suck up the bottom of a river. What the fuck is wrong with people?  

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It's yeah.   Shrimp and crawfish on the boil. It's mostly about seeing who they can get to fucking buckle   with the spices.   Right.   Yes. And I gotta tell you, man. To overcome the horrifying flavor.   It's a shit test. The boil is a shit test. That's all it is.  

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Yeah. Not not not impressed. That was the way It's the way to bottom feeder gross ass shit. Sure. So my public service announcement is to anyone who has recently purchased raw frozen shrimp from Walmart that matches this description,   preserve it. Do not eat it. It is a relic. Save it forever. It contains CZM137   and is radioactive.  

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So just understand, Marcus will put   basically any fishy thing in his mouth. I want that   understood   on his auction price. This is part of why it's 2 Bitcoins because  

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We'll present that as,   not a picky eater,  

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but does Yeah. That's what we were gonna present that as. Mhmm. Yep.  

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It's the high value male   as opposed to the, great value Walmart brand   shrimp  

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That is radiating But he would still if it wasn't if it wasn't radioactive.   And people do tell me that, there's Like, it's not the flavor metals in the fish.  

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Yeah. What are the other metals in the fish that people warn me about all the time?  

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Metals Aluminum.   Aluminum. Aluminum is mercury.   A real problem at this point too?  

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Could be. Could be. Yep.   Mhmm.  

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Because over on the on the Pacific Coast here, they there there's a bunch of times they tell you not to eat any of the fish caught over here. I think it's because of mercury and radioactive poisoning.  

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Trace   amounts.   Trace amounts.  

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This is why we do permaculture   people.   Grow our own food, have our own animals,   and then you don't have to worry about some dickhead   taking your food and and   trying to maximize. Because those companies aren't these large no large company is about trying to produce an excellent product.   They're about trying to make lots of money   so that whatever they can do to maximize the money is what they're gonna do.  

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I see what's going on in chat. The fish stick is a phallic form, whereas the fish taco is a yoni form,   and people are making these great, great great jokes in chat. I think I'm caught up now.  

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Okay. This is fantastic advice, though, from   Sarah g.  

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Yeah. Don't don't put Walmart in there. A real chef. Yeah. Very, very good advice.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. No. That's if you're getting it, see, there's also a store around here called Winco that I won't normally get much at. And it's because   every bit of food, while cheap,   comes with a side of desperation   and and and, death attached to it. And and you know that as soon as you walk into Walmart or Winco   just by the sheer,   aura of the the building, you're like,   oh, I don't think I should eat food from here.   Hey.  

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And that's kind of, all of the Subway sandwich franchises in a nutshell. Just kind of, peanut allergy there. Just avoid it. Assume it's got gluten and all the mercury in it. Don't go to Subway.  

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It's not it's never There's just no food in any of the fast food.   I mean, that's that's part of how they can ship. People don't realize,   natural good food   deteriorates   super fast,   super fast.   And so it's hard to ship that around. And when we started one and this is part of why back in the days,   they had whole wars for spices.   Because, basically, your whole diet was what was grown naturally in your region.   And we don't like that as a society. We like eating oranges in the middle of winter. Well, oranges don't fucking grow in North America in the middle of the winter,   and they don't store worth a shit.  

And so   they do things like dehydrate down the orange juice, which takes out all the structured water that naturally went with it and make it down into a concentrate   and then try and make that shelf stable.   So that way, they can go and give you orange juice in the middle of the freaking winter.  

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Kosher  

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orange   juice.  

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This is from 02/2006.   Getting into the subway history here, the franchise and the rise to fame   with Jared, you know, wearing what looks like a mask on on top of his head. I don't know what that is about.   Very health conscious fellow here who in his college years, I think,   I don't know what his maximum weight was,   but, you know, he's, famous for holding those really large jeans with a very large waistline.   And then by eating turkey veggie sandwiches   each day, he lost over 200, 300 pounds maybe. I don't know what the exact claim is. The the numbers often shift up or down depending on who's telling the story.   So he's, opened   opened a kosher subway   in Ohio  

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somewhere. Ryan's saying that he's getting out of jail soon. This article was from 2006   because Yep. At first, Marcus was asking if this was a joke. But in 02/2006,   I think he was at the height of his   fame.   And so, yeah, I think this probably was real. Two hundred forty five pounds. Yeah. I  

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just interested   in kind of his history and his personal history.   So being of a Jewish   guy, and he likes, eat Subway sandwiches,   two a day.   He says his low fat diet had no breakfast.   He ate two Subway sandwiches a day and a diet water soda.   Adding exercise, I guess, helped him lose 245   pounds.   So that was before the $5 footlong commercials   were advertising all the bacon and all the cheese and all the garbage you get thrown at Subway saying when she was eating their,   lettuce and turkey sandwiches   on, I don't know, flatbread.   I don't know if they had,   special bread in the the kosher   subways   at the college campus that he,   helped find.  

The, the yoga mat bread at Subway for the flat bread, certainly. I don't know what that specific ingredient is. It's, it stretches it out. It sort of rubberizes the bread.  

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It does, Well, it's the gluten that the gluten that really makes it,   that's part of why if you ever look into because, like, we get natural wheat berries   Mhmm. And grind them.   And the one of the big changes that they put into wheat was they wanted more gluten   heavy wheat because the gluten is what makes it so it can stretch   and and,   hold shape and do things with. So the heavier the gluten,   the easier it is. So if you get more of a ancient grain wheat,   more of a natural wheat, then,   that doesn't have that. It's it's harder to work with. There's no doubt.   So if you're trying to get real fancy, it's not gonna get as fancy for you,   But it it also isn't gonna make you as sick.  



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I don't know to what degree Jared Fogle experienced illness   or just a a quick rise to fame maybe went to his head a little bit too quickly.   So there's a lot of publicity around this time. Here's another story  

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where Just quickly, I the around that time,   02/2001,   02/2002,   I have my buddy's girlfriend,   who whose name I'm I'm gonna put her full name out there. I probably shouldn't, but I'm gonna because it's so funny. But she was from The Bahamas,   and she was   Mama. South African. Her parents were South African   and German,   who moved from South Africa to The Bahamas.   And her name her last name was Dibich,   which   spelled out is die bitch.   Okay?   Her her first name was Issa.   Issa the bitch.   Yeah. Yeah. You you are.   Yeah. That was  

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Is that, a Bond girl name? I could have been. Mhmm. Could have been. Or a Austin Powers   sort of name here.  

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I must yeah. Yeah. I agree. California   contrarian   contrarian   on this that is glyphosate poisoning 100%.   Also, though, I do think that that unnatural amount of gluten, somebody that's super sensitive to it, it will cause some issues.   And then when you look at,   milk intolerance,   it's mostly the a one protein that people are intolerant to. They can drink a two milk just fine.  

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But hang on real quick. Just that that story was because   she was for health reasons,   she was allergic   to all kinds of shit.   And one of the things that she was allergic to was soy and soy lectin.   And she was just I mean, she must have got all of the first vaccines   that, you know, free all at   once and just there were   dozens of that you couldn't fucking take this girl anywhere, dude.   And one of the places   that she had found   that was, like,   passable was she could get the bread from sub this is before the whole gluten thing too.   Bread from Subway   and, like,   a series of ingredients.  

And one day, she went in for, a chicken sandwich   and went to the hospital   because the chicken   was over 60%   soy.   Holy shit. And it wasn't labeled   anywhere.   And so she got,   a little chunk of change,   and then all of the sudden and they drag they drag the suit out, you know, an extended period of time. She wound up getting, like, fuck all for it. Probably didn't even cover hospital bills because in the in between time is when the scandal about Jared started to come out.   And so   their legal team was,   you know, pushing everything else   as far down the road as they possibly could because they were dealing with that. By the time they got around to her, it was, you know, like, basically, like, oh, well, here's fucking $3. Shut up.  

You know? Jesus.   Yeah.   Sorry. We almost killed you.  

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Wow.  

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That's horrible. The brand has been devalued since you launched your suit, so this is really the best that we can do.  

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Oh, man.   How's Quiznos doing?  

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I don't know. They had the little moon babies. Fire. You wanna come out and play?  

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What's the other sandwich place? Jimmy John's?  

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Yeah. Yeah.   There was a great place in Bloomington, Indiana.   I don't know if it's still there or not. It was called Dagwoods,   and it was a a sub shop.   It was after the fucking cartoon character   with Blumby and Dagwood,   and he was always making, like,   15 feet high sandwiches and shit.  

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Herbert and Gerberts.  

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Oh, yeah. Blimpies. Right? Blimpies. Blimpies. Yeah. Yeah. Well, did Blimpies go into gas stations?  

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I think Subway was also in gas stations as well. Mhmm.  

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So at one point, the Subway week for on this time again. We'll just book you for next week. We're so next week, we'll have,   Chris Miner on.  

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Okay. Confirmed. Okay. Sounds good.   Put that on the calendar there. So at some time, Subway franchises were said to have the most locations in gas stations,   airports,   Targets, Walmarts,   wherever they were. They had their little sandwich   corner,   and they were doing really well. I don't know why they decided to choose,   Jared Fogel to be in commercials   about 02/2010.  

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Trying to promote themselves as the healthy fast food. And Yeah. That's proof we got this guy that went from a horrifyingly   obese man to a a not horrifyingly   obese man. And it's all because they eat in Subway.  

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Sure. Sure. So the next,   slide share here is is,   giving to the Salvation Army. So he donated all of his fat clothes   to the Salvation Army at some point.   He was making the circuits. He was going around. He was on all the talk shows.   Was he trained in public relations and communications?  

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I don't know. Don't know. Yeah. I do have been.  

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I mean, he has a small hat. I'm I'm just saying that's kinda their thing.  

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Sure.  

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And that's that's where I was I was looking to find out if this was   a a real thing, like, early history sort of thing with the parents. He's got he's out of Indianapolis, Indiana and in the Ohio area.   He was featured in let's see. When Jared Fogel, he's known as a subway guy, achieved a significant weight loss,   calling it the Subway diet. It caught the attention of men's health.   Great magazine for health, I suppose. Jared was featured in the magazine article stupid diets at work in 1999.   By January 2000, he was a household name.   TMZ caught up with him in, I think, 2014,   maybe. I'm trying to put this timeline together.  

It gets complicated.   He has had a lot of clothes. He was a shopper. He liked a lot of clothes. And over his weight loss   journey,   noted as donating 60 bags of clothes to the Salvation Army.   So in honor of that, his old pair of 62 inch pants,   his tour de pants.   Shit. Calling in the subway restaurant. That video is not available. I don't know if there's a picture of it. Who would mean we'd still need a belt  

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Yes. And suspenders.  

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Mhmm.  

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So this was, an organizing LA blog post. Someone kinda got on the story. You know, the video is no longer there, but there was a a story of   Jared   donating to the Salvation Army. And then Did he donate them as a kite?   Maybe. I don't know. Maybe  

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you can make some jean jackets out of that. Do a lot with that denim. I I I don't like that he tied that this this whole story gets tied into the Salvation Army.   You know? And I know that they've taken some hits in other places too.   But where I'm from, the Salvation Army is really helpful for,   poorer people.   And and they really are. Like, the one where I'm from, if you're if you're poor, you can go in and get free vouchers for clothes and shoes and all kinds of things.   And every day, they have in the morning, they have a bread giveaway.   And, like, they have a thing with, like, all the different bakeries in town, and they bring their day old bread to the Salvation Army. And, yeah, it's day old bread, but it's free. And if you don't have anything else to eat, day old bread's pretty damn good.  

You know, and then they serve a lunch and everything else, and it's always free.   So, I mean,   that that organization,   at least in the small town where I'm from, is is actually a really good organization. And I'm even saying that about a Christian organization   because they had their own church there and everything.   They were just really helpful to the people that were needing help. That's all that's all I'm saying, and I hate to see,   them get caught up in this kind of bullshit.  

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Right. So it was   just his choice to donate these things. And then because of his publicity,   everything he did, every decision he made was   publicized and everybody was everyone was talking about it, which will then lead into him forming a charitable organization  

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and making I would say around then is when the obesity   epidemic was really becoming a thing. Because if you look at, like, photos from the nineties   and whatnot, like, I remember,   John Candy most of my life. He was like the fat guy.   And you go back and you look at John Candy, you know, at the very end, he's pretty fat. Pink hand wave.   He's pretty fat, but,   honestly,   through most of it, he's not fat he's not really fat. Like, he's not even an average American weight   currently. He's not even a fat guy. You're like, wow.   You you go back and you look at guys from the nineties, you remember being   horribly fat and obese, and then you look at them and you're like, oh, that looks pretty good.  



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Yeah. So I   Andy Richter.   Andy Richter was like this big fat guy when we were growing up. You look at those videos now, He's just slightly tubbier than, like, fucking norm who's skinned bones. Did Andy   did Andy Richter crazy. It is.  

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Did Andy Richter invent the scale that his name is after, the the Richter  

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No. But but I I believe his truly fat great great grandfather did. The Richter family who developed a special scale for  

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Yeah. For measurements. Okay.  

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Yeah. Even, like, old John can John Candy and the Blues Brothers isn't   that fat. He got that.   You know? He got fat,   but, like,   you the the first, like, really big fat fuck on TV was probably Chris Farley   as far as that goes.  

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And and even you go back and look at  

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for Sears.   Northrop Sears was a fat fuck.   George Witt was a big fella.   John Goodman was a big fella. Mhmm.  

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John Goodman would be but John Goodman also had a giant frame. He wasn't all he wasn't just fat. He was one of them just giant dudes. Yeah. No. No. That's that's  

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true, but he was, like, giant with a belly. That's why my dad was like that.   You know? Yeah.  

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He's that strongman   type body where that dude like, if you ever watch them strongman events, those guys always look like they drink 23 cases of beer a day, and then they walk over to this giant rock and pick it up and step it. I I Yeah. My uncle Rich was like that. He was like six three six four, had done fucking,  

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you know, like, full   scale industrial fucking construction, like, from the time that he was, like, 15   to the time that he was 35,   and then went and worked for Boeing,   like, as an installer for, fuck,   fifteen years before a promotion   and finally got a desk job. And, like, three weeks after he got a desk job, he had a fucking giant gut.  

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Yeah. Sitting? Yeah. It's it's a body type, so that one you can't really point. Stop it, man.   Yeah.   Everybody can hear you, dude.  

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Everybody's in high tier.  

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Good boy.   Who's a meet? Oh oh, you're gonna get all the way up here? That's what's happening? Good boy.  

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Good boy.   Good boy, dear.  

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I'm a me, dad.  

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Fucking dork.  

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Who is Big Bear? Who is so big big?  

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Who is so big?   Who has all the kids?   Oh, there it is. Kids are all awesome.  

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Sound the microphone.  

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Oh, there you go.  

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So this heavyweights movie,   the movie poster featured a submarine sandwich, and, I don't know who's in it. It looks like there's a kid in this. Is that why it is that like fucking team Timu Ben Stiller?  

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Right. I was just I was gonna say, did Ben Stiller fuck Rob Lowe? Did   they just put it through an accelerated aging program?  

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Why does he have so much top tooth? Right? This this is the Disney plusified version of the the heavyweights movie. So if you don't know AOC is Robert.   The only other person I can think of with horse teeth that big. Like parks and rec? Like, I think maybe they're going for the Sex and the City, or is it Sex and the City crowd with,   what's her name?  

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How how are you gonna have an overbite?   Like, look at it closely. He's got an overbite also.   Like, holy shit, man. Yeah. What the fuck is going on with that? Are you an actual beaver?  

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You know, if we watch the movie closely, there might be a a hidden message in it, about orthodontics   and dentistry.  

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Half a Habsburg,   at least.  

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I bet he eats Subway. The guy can chew right through wood.   Right?   And why is that there another child in that sandwich? I was literally getting them saying that as you were saying that.  

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Mhmm.  

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Because there's there's disconnection   between   submarine sandwiches,   overweight,   youth,   and   I don't even wanna say the next thing.  

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But what would that lead into a child in a sandwich?   Are they gonna sacrifice that child and have the toothy guy eat it?  

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Right?  

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Don't tell me he's a mole. He he he he he's a mole.  

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They had to name it heavyweights because Holiday in Cambodia was too on the nose.  

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Yeah. You you end up finding out that that guy's actually an orthodox   small hat and that he is trained in circumcision, and you got them teeth coming at your Johnson.  

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Do I need to bring up that PDF from the New York State website about, health procedures during that other procedure?   Or is that Yeah. HPV?  

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Apparently, you need to get your, get your,   small hat checked for STDs before you let him bite on your Johnson. It's true. He's had some dirt he's had some dirty dick in his mouth, and you don't want him to pass that on to you.  

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So   HPV, is that human papa papa papa papa papa papa papa papa papa loma?  

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I don't know.   I got a lot of lot of receipts here at AutoGeno. Like qualities. They could use them as a fucking boring device.   Just if I could hold his feet and have him go in and clear you out of path.  

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Holy shit. That's like the hungry hippo right there.   Right?  

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I get a the movie.  

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One of my first,   I I've been into a cult since I was very young, but my first conspiracy,   venture, I would say,   was actually,   the dark side of Disney.   There I found a book about how all the different hidden things and all the real nasty stuff about Disney.   And my oldest child,   is actually,   what, 20 or 33 now.   And so she was,   at that perfect age where the resurgence of Disney had happened. She loved the Lion King. She loved,   Aladdin.   And her dad   and then Little Mermaid and all that comes out. Well, her dad even had he still has it.   My ex wife's dad.  

He has the video because he bought a bunch of copies with the actual penis on the castle.   And you and I was like,   oh,   shit.   And so I'm reading this book talking about all the dark stuff in Disney, and then we had the original Lion King. And it if you sit and watch it, it doesn't say sex all in one spot, but it s floats by, and then an e floats by, and then an x floats by.   And I'm like, these motherfuckers.   So I I really was,   against Disney from a fairly young adult age.   You know, I had my first kid when I was just barely 17,   so I was barely an adult, and I was already very anti Disney.  



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It's a great movie, and it introduced me to,   a lake,  

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activity, called The Blob where they fill toward the Timmy Grappler team. Is this guy the fucking Timmy Grappler?  

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I  

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I Oh, man. Pinching your nipples and toothy like that?   Oh,   nobody likes to nobody likes toothy guys down playing around their junk. That's a   deep seated fear You know? If the small hats have instilled in us.  

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Indeed. And that's, I think, my next slide here.  

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Who the fuck has heard of it? Okay, man. Okay.   I have,   I have an old news report.   It's funny that somebody would have brought up the the tunnels with the toothy fella   because   Disney,   Disney World   has tunnels.   Yeah. For someone who was so openly anti Semitic as Walt Disney, this comes as a surprise.   Well, it's a side of the world's most popular theme park that most have never seen. Beneath the surface of Disney World lies a gritty underbelly   that is off limits. Jermont Terry shows us the risk takers  

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daring enough to go underground. And the Milwaukee man who stays true to Disney no matter what they expose. Jermont.   Carol, the Magic Kingdom likes to present a pristine magical image, but some urban explorers make their own adventures into the world of forgotten parks and secret underground cities hidden in plain sight.   You can take the man out of Disney World, but you can't take Disney out of this man. No one's hurt. I just wanna go on record  

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as saying that   Disney   adults   make me   violently   aggressive and angry.   Understood.   I I can't this is an involuntary   response that I have.   I don't you   I I my situational Tourette's will kick in,   but as as will,   you you know,   sudden red outs.   Yeah. Yeah.   But it odd how he looks a whole lot like Rush Limbaugh.  

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Very interesting. Really nice.  

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Yeah. Chris Miner sent me an email. I'll I'll I'll get your email, Chris Miner.   We'll get that arranged for next week.   People are asking what book was it that you read about the dark side of Disney? Is it a Tex Mars book?  

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What? Let me see. This is   We'll we'll find the book by gonna act and I'm a little bit old. Let me see. By by next Tuesday,  

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we'll have a we'll have the the book found by next Tuesday. So what's this Disney adult gonna say?  

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Well, let's let's find out.  

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It's it's our thing.  

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It's a little hidden by a tree, but yet there it is on Google Earth, Mickey Mouse's head outlined  

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on Jeff Foster's front lawn. We literally made a Mickey hat around our our our, flagpole.  

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So much he's gone to This guy's a fogle.  

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I don't know much, but I know this guy's a fogle.  

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Oh, more than 25 times. We have gone quite a few times. And has album after album of photos documenting his family's magical experience.   We went to go visit the fairies. But what you won't see in any of Foster's album   is this.   That's the entrance to the happiest place on Earth. It's video Disney probably doesn't want you to see. I think I'm crazy for doing it sometimes. A crazy obsession leading some Disney fans to explore parts of the park off limits to the public. It's locked off. You're not supposed to be up here. It's illegal,   dangerous, and it's all called on camera. Yeah. I got a little bored with with writing It's a Small World and, decided I needed a little more entertainment than that. The man who goes by the pseudonym, Leonard Kinsey, created his own entertainment. He wrote a book called dark side of Disney, a debauchery filled guide that sold more than 30,000 Is that the book meant?  



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No.   No. But it's something like that that it it it it's   something like that. It came out closer to, it came out in the late nineties, I believe.   No kidding. So we called it And it was really more it only contained   stuff really that they were putting in the, movies   and then the backstory of Disney.   This was around the resurgence of, again, Disney,   suddenly becoming again something in the public sphere.   And then this is so much worse than that book was. So much worse.  

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Okay. Okay.  

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And he's choosing to call himself Kinsey.   Kinsey.   Interesting.  

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Kinsey Highlighting his experience poking around the park. To me, it's like you live in a house for thirty years, and you've never gone in the basement. That's just weird.  

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In this case, Disney's basement is a subterranean city known as the Utilidors,   a bustling underground tunnel system for employees only. It allows cast members to travel from one park to another without being seen. I'm not a brave person. I'm just a regular guy. As Kisney and his camera discovered, the unmarked entrances are hidden in plain sight. The park up above is so clean and pristine and manicured.  

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When you get down to to the pill doors, it's a dump. There are costume characters half out of costumes. You'll see Goofy walking around without his head on. So it's a different world. And it turns out there are lots of hidden worlds, some long forgotten.  

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Yeah. I see all picnic tables. Disney's River Country closed for good back in 02/2001.   This guy who calls himself Adam the Woo   You still have the music plan. There's no one out here. Snuck into the shuttered park. Just morbid curiosity, like what's behind that door. Adam posted the video online documenting his experience trespassing on the defunct water park back in June 2010. He describes what he saw to us. Mold and mildew everywhere. It's just sitting there rotting on Disney property. They take these pictures, and there's this pool   that's got is filled with dark, yucky water. Yes. As the ultimate Disney enthusiast, Jeff has seen the videos too. They are all online, on YouTube, but no matter what those risk takers expose, Jeff stays true to the wonderful world of Disney. I bet. I bet you do.  



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Freaking Russian ball clone. That's just I know. I know. I know. Present like they're doing some giant ex expose,  

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and all they're doing is like, oh, look at this pool with dirty water in it.   Like,  

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come on. Rush.  

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Come on.  

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This guy.   Rush.  

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You remember when Rush Limbaugh went deaf? And then he he he fucking got kinda honest for a minute, and he's like he's like, I'm glad I'm deaf. I fucking hate my listeners. I don't have to listen to them. Sorry sons of bitches talk.   Holy   shit, dude.   That is an angry guy.  

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Did the Don Imus and Rush Limbaugh ever do a show together?  

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Maybe?   I don't know.   Bill Hicks had thoughts   on on Rush Limbaugh.   I don't know if   you fine gentlemen are familiar with this or not, but   he is one of the patron saints of AM wake up. So Indeed.  

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Speaking of Satan,   I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.   Didn't Rush Limbaugh reminds you of one of those gay guys who likes to lay in a tub while other men pee on   him? Yes,  

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bro.   Am   I  

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the only one? Can't you see his fat body in a tub while Reagan, Quayle, and Bush just   just stand around pissing on him, and he can't his little piggly wiggly dick can't get hard.   I can't get hard. Reagan pee in my mouth.   Well, how's that, Rush?   Still can't get hard, so they call in Barbara Bush.   She takes her pearls off, puts him up his ass,   then squats over him, undoes her girdle.   Her wrinkled   flaccid labia   unfolds   halfway down to her knees   like some ballast scrotum.   She squeezes out a link into his mouth.   Finally, his dick gets half hard.  

Little clear bubble forms on the end with a maggot inside.   The maggot pops the bubble and runs off and joins a pro life group somewhere.   Am I the only one that sees that or   not? Thank god I'm not alone.   Thank god I have the insight to notice Rush Limbaugh is a scat muncher.   He munches   scat.   Jesus, Bill.  

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This is this is when you had to had to dig in a little deeper. See, shit started, I came up with the word the scatmuncher,  

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and it went from there, and I just immediately thought of rush.  

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Yeah.   I could see why that would connection would happen.   Yeah. It's just too easy with the dams. You're you let you make that same joke against the Democrat, and they're like, yeah. Yeah. They do do that.   Like and they're proud of it. They they put a video on they put a video on OnlyFans about it. You're like,   the fuck?   Like, you you you really almost can't get degenerate enough to embarrass them. You're you're just giving giving them ideas.  

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So is this the time where I chime in to say that Jared Fogle had his charitable foundation?   The guy who's running that operation,   had his computers   taken away from him for you know, there there was images on there that he shouldn't have had. So all of his storage media was seized. And then Jared also had the evidence van pull up to his house and take all of his archives, all of his computers and videotapes and everything   just just to check them out. So,   yeah, that was a that was an event that happened.  

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Nine year olds. Pictures of nine year olds. Yeah. This is, just like a like a week ago, maybe not even a week,   I found out that there's apparently different terms for different levels of,   PDF files. Yeah. And I I was unaware that   that, you know, that had gotten so refined.   I just kinda thought that you just got rid of all of them.   I I I do recognize that there may be at best should be, like, a different level for, like, guys that are 20 and the chicks, like, 16 or   something, you know, where they coulda went to high school together.   But you're, like, under the under the law, by the letter of the law that, you know, somebody's mom pushed it too far. I get it. That guy's probably you know,   he could've fell in love with her when they were in high school together or whatever. That that shouldn't be like that. But, the rest of them,   you know, I'm all for just the the tall tree and the short rope and the twitchy kicks.  

Yeah. I will break it down into subtleties.  

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So I'll read it here. The FBI, Indiana State Police, and US Postal Service   on Tuesday, years ago,   grabbed documents, electronics, and other items from Fogel's   Zionsville   home   Zionsville  

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home.  

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From early morning through early evening, officials   streamed back and forth between the house and a large evidence truck parked in the driveway.   The raid   comes after the May arrest of Russell   Taylor, the executive director of the Jared Foundation, a nonprofit   aimed at combating childhood obesity   on seven accounts of production   of CP   and another count of something I won't even read on there.  

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Yeah. Again,   tall tree, short rope, twitchy kicks.  

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Yeah.   That's what happened to what's his name again?   Jared Fogel's,   did attempt,   unaliving,   but was   rescued, saved, kept alive to go through the sentencing procedures.   If you guys wanna read about that, you can. I wouldn't recommend it.   It's not fun.   So then Subway being in the news again,   for a guy who threw a sandwich at a   what was it? A border patrol   in District Of Columbia?   That's kind of how we got into the topic of subway and the relevance of its  

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cultural significance. Here's here's the thing with this nights of the storm. This is an interesting thing. And you wouldn't think that the two things can happen at the same time. But in America, we what we have is,   nutrient density problem.   So these kids can be fat,   but also   nutritionally,   lacking.   And it's a weird problem. And the reason that we specifically have that problem in America is because we eat food that's not food.   Like, when as we're talking about this entire conversation about fast food industry,   like,   Steve just said, that actually that's being that much soy, at least soy is a natural product. That's probably one of the better things that was in it. And the the problem is is then when you eat that food that isn't food,   your body can't actually process that. So   fat isn't what they tell you it is exactly.  

If you're eating just healthy food, sure, then fat's fat.   But mostly what Americans have going on with this extreme   obesity epidemic since the February,   everybody's eating fake food. And that fake food, your body, because it doesn't know what to do with it, either poops it out or it just stuffs it in the the junk drawer, which is your fat.   Well, as you're trying to lose weight then or even becoming,   dieting, taking in less food, your body still don't know how to use that stuff up.   And I honestly believe that this is part of what's causing the side effects of Ozempic because the Ozempic is actually   making that portion of the fat soluble   and able to be processed even though your body's not really geared to process it. And so we're and so is Epic's having a giant slew   of side effects because all of a sudden your body's processing this weird shit that it wasn't able to process, and it hid in a storage locker. That's why when you hear stories about these people getting lipo suction, there's all kinds of weird shit in the fat. Things that you just can't eat, like teeth and and and just gross and different, like, all kinds of just weird shit. You're like, how did that even get in there? Because that's what those your buy your buyer's like, I don't know. This is weird shit. I'm stuffing it in here, and it's gonna do whatever while it's in there. We're gonna encapsulate it.  



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Is liposuction   still a popular thing? I know that when I was watching subway commercials, I'd often   watch, like, the the learning channel TLC, and they have  

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the  

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TLC? This is twenty years ago.  

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Twenty years ago. I'm so glad that Yvonne Gay if I'd  

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So that's a long process to, not watch so much television. But when that was what we were given and more and more channels, I would channel surf, and they have all these documentaries.   There was a lot of liposuction   shown on television. So you'd have a woman on an operating table. They blur out weird bits, but then you'd see the, the suction   of the little vacuum tube, and it would just suction out all the fat that they would they'd stir it up. They'd burn it out. Did they have, like, a hot   hot tool that they just   melt the fat and then suck it away through a straw? And And then they put it in a glass jar, and they'd hold it up and say, well, this is, you know, this is 30 pounds of fat we just removed from you, and they'd shake the jar up.  

A lot of liposuction was shown on television so people would Yeah. Understand what liposuction is. And a lot of the reconstructive surgeries and breast augmentation shows.   This was reality television on shows and on television, and this was what we were seeing. So there was a lot of, like, quick solutions to to sculpt your body the way you want it   without a lot of the diet and exercise stuff. So let's say, well, you've got too much fat. We'll do some liposuction.   While you're here, we'll do some lip filler. While you're here, your breasts will perk them up a little bit. And then downstairs, we'll rejuvenate that as well. We'll just do all in one setting.  

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Great. We have we we know this lady that told Christy she needed to get a vaginal rejuvenation   lasering. We're like, what the fuck is that? Even she's like, it's great. And we're like, no. No. It's it's I'm not sure why you're thinking about my wife's vagina, but I like it   real nice. It's just fine.   Right. So Like you love, I would be convicted.  

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Well, this is this is what Howard Soon would do.   Howard Soon would would take us,   baloney and throw it at people's bodies and then take a Sharpie permanent marker and then begin to make the dotted lines of where the fat and cellulite are, and then he'd refer them to   liposuction doctors in New York area. And then you they'd come back and be like, see? Now rate my body. Remember?   So there was a clip that was resurfaced,   Howard Stern program,   where they were bringing women on and he would rate their bodies, and then they'd make the improvements and come back and say, have I improved? Women wanted to get rated by weaselly ass fucking Howard Stern?   Yes.  

God. It was a radio show, and then they went to   e with an exclamation   point, e exclamation point,   television. Company.  

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What is the show would show.  

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Alright. Is that Jack the home that that perfume that all the women in the nineties wore?   It actually might be that. It's  

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pronounced. It's pronounced.   It's just a Wisconsin town.   Clare.   Claire.  

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Oh, that's Au Claire. Au Claire. You Au Claire.  

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Au Claire. Yep.   Mhmm. I think it's French for,   we have donuts here.   Which we sell cheese and beer.  

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I do like donuts and cheese.  

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Is that a Danish? It's a basically, a donut with cheese in it.   Danish?   Yeah.   That's a Wisconsin Danish.   It's a good cheese donut.  

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Yeah. That was that was the scent of going to high school in the nineties where where was that,   exclamation.  

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Mhmm.  

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And then and then late the late nineties, it was more everybody just flooded their whole body with that vanilla smelling hooker smell.   You know? It's like, going into a strip joint,   and everything's just vanilla.  

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Mhmm.  

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Mhmm.  

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So those, those glitters, those body glitters, apparently not even sure why how carbon can be converted into butter. That's a super weird thing for me. I've been trying to figure that out, and I am with nights of the storm. My first time seeing liposuction   was definitely Fight Club. And when they he was just throwing it over the thing and it rips open and it just   or like,  

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So this will all come full circle here. I'm getting my sources together.   Trying to explain all all of these things that are interrelated in in strange and unusual ways.  

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Brut was kind of an old man cologne that that Brut was. Let's see. When we were in   high school, all the guys wore, either Drakkar nor,   yeah, and walked around just smelling   as absolutely musky as a fucking as a water buffalo   or,  

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what   Red Angus actor.   Really? Yeah. Yeah. What we're gonna discuss   we we will discuss,   hygiene rituals.   So Tim Pool, after removing his hat to reveal his baldness,   had a man on his show   who took out a little baggy,   and there was some gray ash in there.   What happened on that Tim Pool show with, what's his name, Adam something? Do you want me to pull the clip? Yeah. It's a short clip. Yeah.   So we're trying to   determine   what is the point of   the ashes from a red Angus heifer cow.   And I think it might have to do with a soap ritual.  

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If they're using the ash instead of the fat, it must be, the lye that they're after, the heavy or it'd be potassium.  

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Mhmm.  

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Which I usually get from hardwoods, but I I I can understand we're in   Israel where they don't have too many trees,   definitely not Christmas trees, definitely not reindeer.  

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Sure. So   people.   Let me just be respectful of your time and hit you with the punchline first.   This is all been respectful  

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of any other anybody's time, mister, around the mulberry  

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bush. As a high value male. Fucking weasel sometimes.   As a high value male, I'm going to explain that I am telling   an ethnic cleansing   joke tonight. This is an ethnic   cleansing joke. In other words, a soap ritual.   So due to the ethnic  

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cleansing happening the laugh track keyed up?  

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It's it's black humor. It's dark humor. They don't have a laugh  

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track. We would laugh We have the evil laugh track keyed up?   Oh.  

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Oh, yeah. I hadn't considered that.  

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You know, Disney villain laugh? It may be a little maybe a little maybe a little dew wash hands.  

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Well, this is also in Christian literature as it is in the Old Testament.   We wanna get into the Torah,   the Pentateuch, the the first five books of the Holy Bible. It's all in there.   There's a ritual described involving,   a cow   and the ashes that are used.   Do we have the temple though? Old cow?  

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Everything gets burnt down to ashes. Yeah. You know how hard that is? That little that little pyre that they're representing there will absolutely not burn up a cow.   Like, that thing would need to be a fortress of wood.  

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Mhmm. That's why it's,   very important that they   made this,   ritual sacrifice where they needed   to keep the fires burning to to burn the entire Days.   Yes. Yep.  

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Some, a cremation, I asked maybe there's I wasn't aware of that. I just have burnt up things before. And,   like, occasionally, like, a a baby will die on our farm or whatever, and we'll and we'll   burn them.   And it's practice that we don't really do anymore. You'd be shocked how much it takes   to to burn up like a baby puppy.   Just a little bitty guy like that. It takes, like, two days, and we had to keep picking it up and setting it on top of new logs and new wood.   And it was like   yeah. You're like freaking the next day after it's burnt all night, you go out there and there's still a recognizable   corpse there. You're like,   fuck me.  



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Sometimes   get cremation services   sending me mail, wanting me to prepay for my cremation.  

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What's that? Interesting because archaeologists,   when they claim that other people are sacrificing,   like, heathens and whatnot,   What they don't wanna add in is that it's actually,   everybody's eating together. And that pit is really kinda just a garbage pit. That's why we still have bones and whatnot   because   it it didn't get burnt down into ash. That's an actual you've just basically wasted an animal   and and done nothing with it. Well, I guess they're gonna make soap.   You can't make it out of goat's milk. Aren't them people goat humpers?  

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Well, again, this is a bit of a a linguistic,   gymnastic   sort of thing. We're gonna have to jump from bar to bar to figure out   that hunting  

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goats. Is that where this is going?  

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This is about   burning this the joke is we're burning fat tonight. We're talking about burning fat. We're talking about ethnic cleansing. We're talking about purification rituals. We're talking about sweating a lot and going to the shower and then cleansing yourself. It's about purity, purification,   and ultimately   sanctification   to be sanctified,   to be set apart, to become the elect.   That's my sermon notes for tonight. I can continue   if there's anyone still listening   since it's Tuesday night and this is not quite a bible study.  

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Yeah. Coal probably would've worked better. I agree.   I agree. But I still it would've taken reloading that coal. It'd have to be like a giant box of coal. Like, I was trying to run a fucking train.   What's up, Sherry?   What's up,  

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Lee? You crazy. So for so there's this, cremation of care ritual. We've talked about Bohemian Grove stuff, cremation of care.   And recently,   this, red heifer, this red Angus heifer from Texas   shipped over to the Middle East, burned. They said it didn't happen. Now this guy in Tim Pool shows up to say that he has actual ash from the cow.   Here he is. Let's see it.  

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Doing a real cow,   One of the the cow's name was Tikva.   They made the offering,   and,   I actually,   it was a real offering. They did it all by the laws,   and I have with me   some of the ashes right here,   red heifer ashes.   And, it's it's pretty incredible. The red heifer the last time that the red heifer was done was over two thousand years ago.  

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And he apparently believes   every word he's saying   as he busts out the of   that red red.  

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Yeah. So we're not really allowed to talk about prices of cocaine, but I or the prices of red heifer ash. I think that's probably   more than the cost of street cocaine, but I don't I I If it has not been done in two thousand years,  

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I've really honestly got to imagine that every bit of that is gonna be saved for some sacred ceremony. They are gonna be like, oh, why don't you run up on two people to There you go. Take a little souvenir.  

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Yeah. Yeah. So Yeah. So when I did talk to Chase Haggard and his father, Anu Anu Anu Anu Anus. Yeah. Anus. Anus.   Yeah.   He told me excitedly   about their   tradition   in the old city   of maintaining,   this jar of oil for anointing.   So they have a 2,000   plus year old jar   of oil   that they continue to replenish and refill and use for their   Orthodox,   Russian Orthodox   Christian   liturgies.   But as a not practicing Calvinist, I was not given more details at this point. As I'm not a what is the word? Catechumen?   Catechumen.  

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And and the reasoning behind that is   very much the ortho the ortho bros   are are the most developed rhetoric   out there. They have,   a a fifteen hundred years of arguing like they're a small hat in developing rhetoric.   And   so, but so these guys, you can come off   way smarter than you are   through a develop if you memorize a developed rhetoric.   And the problem is is then if you get into a conversation   that does not include the rhetoric that you have prepared,   almost like a wizard, you know, and like,   the the fantasy books where the wizard can only pull out spells that he's memorized,   you know, and then if a situation comes up where that spell doesn't apply, you're like, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I I I memorized fireball.  

I memorized fight this water fight won't work.   And and that's what happens with these guys, and that's what they did to to Marcus. He went in there not   not ready to give. They expected a very specific rhetoric coming out of a Calvinist.   Yeah. And when Marcus went in there throwing curveballs, they're like, we don't wanna talk to you. I wasn't throwing curveballs. I was  

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putting it up on a a t ball stand   and saying, here's the ball. It's on the stand. Now hit a home run for me.   And their home run was when they felt comfortable that I wasn't there to debate them or debunk them.   Father   Anus,   father,   gleefully explained to me that Orthodox is cool because they don't have gays in it. And then   Chase Haggard said, the ending we have to end the recording because we now we can't can't release this, to the public because,   the truth was revealed.   So they were excited that there were no gays in their in their Discord servers.   But I wasn't certain if that was true or not, and I didn't press further. Prove that?  

Right. Yeah. Yeah. There's no outward   expressive  

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You guys You know, that's that's part there's a reason that they talk about the Greeks and the Spartans being a bunch of little boy hoppers. You know, you it's hard for me to imagine a   a such a heavy group of incels  

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not getting some boy Not not grabbing not grabbing a dong or two in their day? Yeah.   Yeah.  

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Yeah. I mean, they've really got to address that situation. Like, yes, the Orthodox church is growing.   It's 80%   dudes.   The chicks are not coming.   You can talk about reproductive rights, and you can talk about,   what the male and female relationship is and whatnot. But when it's you and eight dudes standing around doing a doing a circle jerk,   nobody cares.  

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Right?   No. No. I mean, unless you're like,   you know,   shady looking and then the police will care.   But other than that  

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Yeah.   And if you're one of the few that manages to get a girl to touch your pee pee, well, that's how they become the big names in there.   Like, oh, oh,   oh, shit. This one got a girl touches pee pee. What say you mighty   sorcerer?  

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That is true.  

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Right? And you know they're never gonna go, I finally got the fuck off of Discord and started talking to girls. You you know they're never gonna fucking give away the secret.  

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Okay. Forrest  

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take my course,   and I'll show you,   you know, in 12 steps.  

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Forrest mommy had a great tweet in response to, California story saying that human emissions, I don't know, nocturnal or otherwise, are driving the Colorado River mega drought and go, it's mega drought. So, apparently, there's a mega drought in Colorado to which forest mommy at forest mommy on that x. We'd love to have you on the stream on a Tuesday night x   at forest mommy. She says a mega drought Oh, I can text her too. A mega drought is what happens when a progressive male walks into a room full of ladies.   Steve I told you Steve knows everybody. Steve knows everybody. Yeah. We're homies. I can I can shoot her a text? That's great. She's got a she's got a great sense of humor. Defining a mega drought is what happens when a progressive male  

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walks into a room full of ladies. They all just dry up. I I do not attend a church. Put me in, coach. I am an.   I don't speak for these two. They are not neither of them are.  

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Right? I'm not going to say that. What church I attend because I don't want it firebombed.  

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Steve attends the Southern Baptist Church   versus.  

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I've been looking for a church of the subgenius, but I think those are maybe just something I did find there's a thing, the acts  

[01:38:20] Unknown:

seventeen collective.   Oh. And it's,   socialites and billionaires   and also Francis Collins, the former head of NA,   NIAID.   NA Fauci's boss.   I don't know. It was like, I was the first person you see on the website,   and it's it's rooted in this weird,   oh, man.   It's not quite like prosperity guy, like Joel Osteen or anybody like that.   It's somewhere in between,   like, dispensationalist   thought and some weird form of,   like,   having a tech CEO   overlord for the entire planet is good, actually.  

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Mhmm. It's a church for everything.  

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Well, it's a retreat only thing,   but it's also like, part of it is, out of this place called the Epic Church in San Francisco.   And, like, we might actually go check that out just to see what it looks like,   just to see who's hanging out.  

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Yeah. Could be fun.   Did I say, that the James River Church, the the epic James River Church with their   mega masculine,   festivities with sword swallowers, monster trucks, and bull riding.   Oh, yeah. They they are they are no longer   officially   recognized as an Assemblies of God Church anymore. That happened. And then shortly thereafter, the the pastor of the church He he he left out the stripper polling for God.   Oh, no. There's a whole episode where I talked about the stripper pole for Jesus on the the masculine,   men's only retreat   weekend where this, performer,   took off his shirt and performed a pole dance and put a sword down his throat.  



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Well, why?  

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He did it on America's Got Talent. Because Jesus gave him the power.   Mhmm.   Okay.  

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Yeah. Yeah. So then my that's when Mark and Rishkal he was unafraid to show the world.  

[01:40:38] Unknown:

Does this imply that you've seen all female circle jerks?   Are we reading that right? Am I reading that right? Is that like a punk band show, like a underground thing? Right?   Right? Yeah. Because if you ever seen the band Circle Jerks, you've definitely seen an all male Circle Jerks.  

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Yeah. The distillers. I understand. There's no female circle  

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jerk would maybe, like, make, like, a cicada sound, I think.  

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Right. Yeah. Is that coming to my microphone tonight? There's a lot of cicadas   singing in in August. It's called squirt scotch.  

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Scort Scortocky?  

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Scortocky.  

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Okay.  

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Alright.   There's probably some anime   that, shows how that happens.  

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That's how you roll a rug.  

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Uh-huh.   Cut up a rug, burn a rug.  

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Mhmm.  

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That's funny.  

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Working cleaning services? We all know it's pee.   We all know.   You guys aren't fooling anybody.  

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Super soakers.  

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Nice.   Just out there peeing on people.   Shogun style. And R Kelly is still in prison. There's no justice   in the world.   No justice, more pee. That's all we get. No justice, more pee.  

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Is the Aretha Franklin still alive?  

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Well, shit. Now there's entire groups that just bathe together and pee in it and hang out with each other and pee on each other and drink pee and ferment the pee and She even like, it's   it's really gotten weird out there.  

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Sure. Sure. Sure. There's also the the update on the cult of Labooboo. I did some more Labooboo research. Oh, man. Since  

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you brought that up, now I get all kinds of things. Like, people are, like, stealing Labooboos like they're fucking iPhones.  

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Mhmm. They are. Remember Beanie Babies?   Yep.   It's like that. It's like that. It's it's grown adults punching each other over some little demonic fucking kid thing.  

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Right. And the the knockoffs are called LaFoufus.  

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That's a prison pussy.  

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Yeah. I don't know if they're also LaFufus. That's a Leafy.  

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Leafy. Leafy.   It's close enough. I mean, it's close enough. It's close enough. The Leafy.   Joke, Ben. Come on.  

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It it is. It is. I was already laughing. It was definitely good.   It's like golden showers at the golden crown.   Yeah. Golden showers at the golden crown. Romeo and Benjamin, it didn't join the piss drinkers.  

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Oh, no. No. No. No. No. He's just taking the piss.   He's pretty   wildly mocking the piss drinkers.  

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Okay.   Well, you you know, Topher is He did make a video. In that group. And he's real good friends with Topher, and Topher's heavy into that. Topher was like, I rub it in my eyes, and then it's all   shiny.   And I'm like, yeah. That's because you're fucking crazy. That's what crazy people look like with the shiny eyes and the fucking   you've made yourself nuts.  

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Topher Grace was in   the,   Owen Benjamin video   with the subject of Shivambu.  

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Well, but to get the salt, Peter, you wanna pee on dead bodies.   Unless that kind of stew,   and that's when you're gonna get the real good quantities of saltpeter.   Stewpeters?   Yeah. Stewpeters.  

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Stewpeters.  

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Yeah. He he was trying to get you to drink the piss too.   Not really. He was trying to take you you take some kind of shit telling you there was snake venom in the water. Like, somehow,   like, somehow there's one water source in the country when every new municipality   has its own water source that gets as completely different rules and shit like that.  

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The fact that that dude has a shred of credibility   with anybody   is a testament   to how completely   dumbed down   the general population has become over the decades.  

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Yeah. Yeah.  

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You you know he was a a white rapper. Right? Oh, yeah. I I have all of his music saved in my hard drives.  

[01:45:05] Unknown:

It's interesting how many people in this sphere   are failed some other form of entertainment.  

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Are we on entertainment now? I have stories. Is it I have entertainment stories.   I wanna talk about a little bit of Cardi b.   I think she was named after Bacardi,   or does the b stand for bitch? I think the b stands for give me all your money.   She's got some new music out. Have you guys heard the new Cardi   b song? I have not.  

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Oh, what's the other guy's name? What about me would ever think make you think that I have heard  

[01:45:40] Unknown:

the new Cardi b song? A Cardi b song. Cardi b. Like like, in what world is that shit happening?  

[01:45:47] Unknown:

Well, it's about to happen given tap tap tap tap tap that I hear Morris do it back in the background there.  

[01:45:54] Unknown:

I'm I'm not going to share the new Cardi b tracks. I I think she based off of a Jay z track.   Now Cardi b has been,   you know, kind of in the the spotlight for for releasing a new song based off of an older,   black guys song kind of just sampling and remix re updating.   Cardi b's whole thing is, about, you know, bitch better give me that money. She's all about getting the money.   All about that money   and dissing her poor listeners a lot, but it's very aspirational.   So the problem is poverty. The solution   is Cardi b has all the money.   So if you're   working as a stripper playing Cardi b music telling men   to give   you all the money, you get more money.  



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The this looks abso fucking lutely terrible.  

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Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't show any Cardi b images. This is a, Christian. Maybe it's a Calvinist stream tonight.   Not sure if we are truly the one. Motherfucking  

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lobster.  

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Lobster, bitch. You ain't got any lobster on your boat. Cardi b doesn't sing. Cardi b speaks, choose to power, and puts money in her bank account. She's   on the cover of magazine. She's a fashion icon. I think she's Dominican.   So she's not   just black. She's more than black, and she's aspirational.   We are a a small humble show with,   a a zero budget,   maybe less than zero because we we paid a stream.   Cardi b is aspirational and determines that money is the most important thing on the in the world   for for for women,   and and men need to give   their money to women.  

And they hear Cardi b, and they do that. They give their money to to women.  

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Which they then think is success.   Well, the system when they get older realize that, no. That really wasn't success, and now I'm just an old cunt that fucking has a bunch of money, and nobody wants to be around me, and that sucks.  

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Well,   you know, it's it's hard to tell   a a girl, a a young woman that   having money isn't success when she can buy all the La Booboos and all the LaFoofus   she wants. She can buy a house. She can buy a car. She can pay for everything on her own, and she doesn't need a man. That was probably a $304,100,000  

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dollar video shoot.   She had that the label paid for. Mhmm. It was the label for that.   Mhmm.   And you can't like, nobody's, like, really buying music   as far as that goes.   And so if she doesn't   get her, you know,   Dominican   fucking   plastic surgeon   ass out on the fucking road, sell some fucking tickets.   She is fucked.  

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Maybe.  

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I guess, we have a lot of happening to all the mainstream,   entertainment.   They're they're getting overshadowed by private   individuals that are entering a lot of times into pretty shitty contracts, but,   more private platforms where they're not represented by a a specific company and it's more of an individual thing. And the and a lot of that is is you're finding   that these mainstream media that that   we didn't necessarily they didn't become big through popularity. They got foisted on the people   because they were willing to promote whatever message.   And so then they become big through virtue of they're getting played in airports   and lounges and things like that on contracts,   but the actual people don't give a shit about them. And that's what they're learning right now   is that most of the time, this mainstream entertainment's absolute garbage.  



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Yep.  

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Imaginary   Players with a z   from a 1997   Jay z song, the same name,   Cardi B.  

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Yeah. This is how you get guys like that,   Anthony Oliver.   You know,   who has a very simple song and a couple very simple songs   that are just downloadable for, like, couple bucks.   And the dude turned into a smash hit and is doing more than it like, any of these big names are. And   the dude makes super simple music. It's just not   all sensationalized   and   auto tuned and glitzied up. It's just real. And people are like, oh my god. That's real.   The guy's not even,   it's not like he's   some master,   guitarist and master singer. He's just not,   you know, Hollywooded up.  



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I'm in the swamp tonight   trying to drain it. So this is all just humidity.   Trying to figure it out. It's not really greasy. It's just cellophane tape.   Listening to card. His music is very swampline.  

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Yeah. I'm trying to get it to How do you expect us to how do you expect us to properly auction you off if they won't if people don't get to at least admire the goods, Marcus?  

[01:51:29] Unknown:

That's for you guys to figure out. I'm the high value male. I don't do the work.  

[01:51:35] Unknown:

Yeah. But you at least need to be on display.  

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Right. Yeah. Presentation is everything.   That's what That's for any of the rough You guys are supposed to present. Nobody's coming to your house to fucking clean off your camera,   dude. That's true. That's that's you.  

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Oh, okay.  

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A a high value male would know that.  

[01:51:56] Unknown:

Yeah. You gotta you gotta also wipe your own butt and wash under your nutsack and things like that. Yeah. It's true. We're back to the hygiene rituals. I understand. Yes. Yeah.  

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Mhmm. Yeah.  

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So I I will be sanctified   for the right buyer,   the the highest,   male value.  

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We will bathe him in holy oil   of of the denomination   of your choosing.  

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Yes. Currently, I'm in an agnostic,   nondenominational   position.  

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Scented with frankincense and myrrh.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Like that scene in, coming to America.  

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Yes.  

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The person away. Yeah. Yeah. Not the second one. I I didn't see I refused to see the second one. The second one was   horrifying. Yeah. I I knew it was gonna be.  

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Yeah. It's so bad.   It it it cucks so hard. There there's one really funny scene in it.  

[01:52:59] Unknown:

No. It's a a half a Bitcoin just to just to, like, see.   Hold on. If if this the auction. If this user has two quarters,  

[01:53:09] Unknown:

what what year are the quarters? I mean, you know, I I I do collect, I do collect coins,   including Bitcoins, but also real coins.   Right. So if you wanna if you want to bequeath to me your coin collection, I I'm interested. But, again, this is a high value mail auction, and, every I think every year, I will be reassessed because my value will only increase.   That's, that's proven. That's factual.  

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Are you familiar with those ring theory?  

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Nose ring theory. Yeah. It's like, you put it in a bowl.   You pull.  

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No.  

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No. The The pierce what is that piercing called?  

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A septum  

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piercing? Septum pure like, and then you get septus from it because it goes bad.   So from the cross bond kids  

[01:54:12] Unknown:

That's funny. You you usually   usually, you'll see the septum piercing accompanied   by danger hair.  

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Sure. I can do a nose piercing real quick here at that you guys are asking for.  

[01:54:26] Unknown:

See if there I'm going to hold your hand with an industrial paper towel when I tell you that your comments saying   nose ring theory   are literally doing the opposite of what you think they are.   I want to look this way. I want you to be able to look at me and see that I am a safe space and that I don't tolerate fucking bullshit. I want you to look at me and know,   fuck Donald Trump. Fuck men.   Right on. And fuck what's going on in the world right now. Fuck the genocide in Gaza,   and fuck anybody who thinks any differently. Honestly,   if I'm not for you, good.  



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That's what the nose ring means.   And those crazy eyes   means nobody serious is going to talk to you in the first place. But,   you know, you you rock on with your righteous indignation,   dear kiddo.  

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Yeah. That that video, it pairs   rather well with the there's no good men   Mhmm. Video.   That that one, they pair very nicely together.  

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Yeah.   So I'm gonna, test the nose ring,   hypothesis. I've got a nose ring in now. So how long should I keep it in for   to get a good sample size of reactions?   You know? Men with nose rings are a different breed.   Eyebrow ring would be cool too. I don't know how many piercings would how many piercings before my value goes down? I mean, maybe one or two and it increases, but too many piercings and it just decreases.  

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I don't know. I don't know. I it it depends on,   what your particular   lane of crazy is   while you have all the fucking holes in your face.   You know?   It   Yeah. I know I could work. I have another show where I talk about stuff like this. No worries. That's that's Yeah. The Samsung Pier thing absolutely  

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never.   There there are red flags. That's just a fucking landmine. That's just a landmine. Definitely don't go near that.   Tainted love.  

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And and she's she's agreeing with you and amplifying the message to say yes. Absolutely. I know I know that, and it's intentional. And, yes, I will get more tattoos. Yes. I will get more piercing. Yes. My hair color will change as often as possible.  

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Yes. It's like the adult version of, like, like, two months ago, my my granddaughter and all little girls do this. They're like, scissors, pretty hair.   Yeah. That that's like this is like the adult version of that.   You know? Mhmm. Like, with an extra dose of retardation in there. Little kids don't know better. The adult should.   Mhmm.  

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Is there still a a code or significance for having one ear pierced or two ears pierced or left or right? I you know, I I don't know.  

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I I when I was in the navy, you were you were   one of them gays  

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if you just had your was it your right ear pierced? Yeah. Your right ear pierced was gay. The left ear pierced was straight.  

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Right.   Correct.  

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And one of the At some point,  

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people were like, fuck that. I'm just   putting all kinds of shit in my ears.   I was one of them. Yeah.   I remember   vividly.  

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I'm slightly older than Steve, so I've only got the left ear   hole. I don't have the right ear.   That was absolutely valid when I was that age.  

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Yeah.   I had fucking   double zeros   in the bottom ones and zeros   right above that and   one of the fucking   crossbar   when Sure.  

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Yeah. So so you know that I am against,   all forms of of nipple piercing because putting knockers on your knockers just invites such timid grappler.   And  

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Right.   Mhmm.  

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That's fair. That's what it looks like. It's just a big giant hanging knocker on a knocker and, you know, just   I don't know who's who's gonna play with that.  

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Jason.  

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That  

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so that's And the nine years ago   started being or started being gay ish.   They weren't, like, full on gay, but they were gay ish.  

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Mhmm.  

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Yes. And now we're at the Minnesota Vikings has boy cheerleaders.  

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I mean, they did fucking they kinda always have. They're just   I think throwing it in,   the right wing's face just to see how many   major supposedly,   you know, moral value upholding   right wing Christians they can get to retweet,   freaking Pranson's   little fairy.   And it's working because they're all falling for it like they do every single time. The only time I ever see, like, any kind of gay shit on Twitter is because some right winger is retweeting it and being outraged of it and, like, forcing a bunch of people to fucking   glance at some gay shit. And it's like, did you not understand what you're doing, or do you and you fucking   know that that's why you're getting a check?  



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Alex Stein literally built a career off that doing dumb shit, pretending to be a liberal,   and all the conservative stations reposted it and then found out he was doing it as a gag, and they're like, come work for us. That was great.  

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Yeah.   Yeah.  

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Admittedly, the song was fucking hilarious.  

[02:00:23] Unknown:

Oh, there's a couple of them that are pretty funny. Yeah. For sure. Gotta give props on that. It was clever.   I'm the I think I'm still the only show   the only guest of his that got an episode pulled from conspiracy to,   castle,   the conspiracy   castle.  

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What did you say? What happened? I I was  

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talking about free speech and   the war on it and all that kind of stuff. And  

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Seems like I don't know. It was just Tuesday. I said what I said. Yeah.  

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This is a long time ago.  

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She's been waiting for all you guys to look at her ass. She tried to start the show with it.   She's gonna see the I am buying for everyone to see my ass.  

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Right?   Clearly.  

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She's a   whore.  

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Some music's playing. I'm sorry about that.   I don't know where the song's coming from.  

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One of your   800   open tabs?  

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Yeah.  

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Is it Cardi B?  

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No. It's   a white guy,   singing against gayness.  

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Is it Stu Peters?  

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No.  

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More chat Definitely not. Not if you've ever seen a focus video.  

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Right. Let's see.   Have to append the right,   suffix to m p four here.   Add that. There it is. And maybe I can Yeah. It's tearing down my cheese.  

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You're naughty.  

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Probably close all those tabs. I think we talked about the,   the soap rituals,   the subway sandwiches,  

[02:02:22] Unknown:

the dizzy time. The cat version to get my off my lawn. Give me your cheesy crust.  

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So this is,   Abba Alabanza   who is done with the gay propaganda   man.   Sounds pretty terrible.   Let's see.   But, again, check the tone here on it.  

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Skyline You really weren't allowed to do that   in 2018,   2019,   Gary.   That was a big no no.   Yeah.  

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So this is on my instagrams   one of one of them. I capped it here quick  

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Okay.  

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Not the type of music I at all I was expecting with the ratty beard like that. So Oh, yeah. Out the gate, he really hit me sideways,   with with with the   raggedy? Music.  

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Yeah. So white guy, Abba Alabanza,  

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who's down the street. Abba Alabanza thing didn't come off as Jamaican to me. So Okay. Abaganda.   They're done. I didn't see I didn't see the Jamaican flag behind him. It is it is,   That might be the Jamaican flag. Would have gave me a clue.  

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Sure. So Danny Katz taught us about language last week, and this message was very mixed and confusing because now he's saying we're we're done with the gay propaganda, but it's abundant. So now he's trying to save the children and women from the gay propaganda that is abundant   that he wants more of. Henry Anslinger?   You'd have to ask him.   Not sure.  

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The speech sounds familiar.  

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The, gay propaganda,   he needs more of it, I guess.  

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Hasn't had enough of it. It's a big he said it became abundant, not that he wants it to become abundant.  

[02:04:44] Unknown:

He's warning. That says right on the screen became Marcus. Learn to read.  

[02:04:50] Unknown:

The gear propaganda.   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's It became abundant. So there's an abundance of that. Saying you've got to save the women and children from it. And it's we're only, like you you it's just the first, you know,   opening little riff. Man, that's probably, like, a seven minute long song   about how he really feels,   about, you know, the WKRP  

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community. Okay.   So is he just really relaxed about this gay propaganda? Because he doesn't I mean, can't you tell he's a Rasta?  

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They're all relaxed. They're notorious   for being very, very relaxed   most of the time.  

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I was confused because I don't know what this amount of marijuana,  

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Marcus.  

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Okay. But is this in and of itself an example of   gay propaganda? Because he's talking about gayness.   So to end it means we need to continue it so we can continue to singing about ending it. So if it ended He wants to sing about his Ganja farm and  

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his, you know,   15 children. Maybe he would prefer to, but because   the gay propaganda   has become abundant,   he is compelled   to warn the women and children and his fellow brethren,   about,   you know, the need to protect   the that's what I've gathered because there's only been, like, 12 words in the entire song. So I'm just going off off of that. Like, is that I'm still just stuck on the neck beard. That is a mighty neck beard. It is. It is.  

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Like, how do you get that much sheer amount of hair just to only grow out of this spot right here? Like, even looking at it now, like, it's you could tell it's not a fullness of beard. Like, see how it just that spot, so it's hitting his his Adam's apple right now. Yeah. I presume it's an Adam's apple since he's, you know, really against gayness.  

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Right.   Yeah. We we we would need more,   we need more context.  

[02:07:03] Unknown:

This is all the time that I can the words as it's going along, and it just seems to be a recycling of the exact same words. Right. Right. What's the last name again?  

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Alabanza.  

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Spelled like it counts.  

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Abba Alabanza.  

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So this is again out phonetically, Steve. Yeah. It's a five minute long song.  

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Is it in and of itself gay propaganda, though, to prop up the gay agenda? I mean, he's burning,  

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a rainbow flag on the album cover. Oh.  

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Okay. How rude.  

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That's that's good.   Yeah.  

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I you know, I   so I asked Chase Haggard a little bit about orthodox music, and they didn't really have any favorite Christian bands. I don't know if Al,   Abba,   Alabanza   is on their Orthodox Discord server   or not. So maybe I'll ask Chase on Thursday   after I had a quick conversion at Kelvin.  

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Yeah. No. You guys. You guys. He definitely does go and   further explain where he's coming from.  

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So you're saying there's more?  

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Oh, there's more.   Okay. There there's more.  

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I love these little micro communities of music. Just a niche within a niche within a niche. That evil chuckle made me think that this is gonna hit fucking Mel Brooks levels.  

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This is fucking wild, dude.  

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The reverse gay psychology.   It's like horseshoe theory. You're you're so gay that you're no longer gay anymore.  

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Alright.   And,   you know, to keep it within fair use, we'll pause it every, like, thirty, forty five seconds or something like that. But   we're We came around. We're getting we're getting through this a little bit. Shantytown  

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sounds presents.  

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So, I mean, early on, you know,   just just kinda   spitting   scripture.   Yeah.   Jah.  

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Yeah. For Jah, for Yahweh, for Jomon,   for the j man, for Jesus.  

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Miss of Americanness.  

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You know, it's not often you hear Byzantine empire in a song.   You know, it's hard to rhyme the Byzantine empire.  

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Americanness.   Americanness.  

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Yep. Capitalism and communism what? Okay.  

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Fitting a little too fast for the closed captions to get out. Right. He is. He's he's going on pretty quickly there.  

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He is. There's a lot. He is the two short of the Rasta   Christian   anti homosexual world.  

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The   the Dossa facts.   The twisted.  

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So the man in the dress is turning the rank of blank. Yeah.  

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My democratic   society   is becoming degenerate.  

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Fucking Absolutely degenerate  

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and belligerent. Angry, the belligerent   fat people. He's yeah. What's democratic new family.   Is Abba   Alabanza   living in? Shantytown sounds.   Right?  

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So this is what? The, the this is the Rasta version of that Oliver Anthony song?  

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Who? Maybe.  

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That's wild.  

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Science. Okay. Okay. So the difference between science and eastern orthodox religion?  

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And then we're going back into  

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the the core Hold on. Hold the fuck on.   This guy's   an anti gay Rasta   neck beard   and white dude who's Eastern Orthodox?  

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No.   I'm not sure yet.  

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Well, yeah, we need He may be. Exploration.   He may be. He might be. He should be.  

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I don't know if Chase knows. I don't know if father   Ananus knows.   I'm gonna tweet I'll I'll tweet the father Ananus   about the song.  

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He he picked some challenging lyrics here. This one would be pretty hard to,   karaoke.  

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I mean, that does look like what I imagine a Rasta Docs would look like   burning the flag there.   Mhmm.  

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Okay.  

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Hey. We did that.  

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I think it's starting to repeat now.   Oh, Technocratic.  

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Oh, Technocratic   in there. Technocratic.  

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What?   Technocratic   Panopticon.   Wow.   Alright.   Just put in all the syllables.   He likes the word diligent.  

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Funny, dude. He'll like it's like he's ranting in a high pitched voice, and   then every,   like, end of measure four, he'll, like, sing a word.  

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Yeah. This is why well, how do you even sing the lyrics on this, Which are not convenient being fulfilled with all righteous righteousness   fortification.   Like,   how do you melodically say that?  

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With auto tune.  

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Christian   reggae artist.   Okay.   Let's find out a little bit more about this fella.  

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I wanna know everything about this fella.   Abba   Abba Abba.  

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Well, it's kind of fun to say now that you've done it, like, 10 times. K. Propaganda  

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became abundant.  

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Abba   Alaganza.  

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That's Garbanzo,  

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only beans. No. He smokes the marijuana. Or  

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Lots of ganja.   No propaganda.  

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He hates homosexual   propaganda.  

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He's only got 5,000   followers on the gram. Marcus, you gotta hit him up. See if he wants to come on the show. We'd love to talk white reggae with him.  

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Dying to know if he's an ortho, bro.  

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Dying to know if he's an ortho, bro. Do I take my nose ring out before talking to this gentleman? I he probably doesn't like nose rings. I should probably Probably not. Vaccines and abortions,  

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I bet that's spicy.   Uh-huh. Feminism is a death cult. He might be   he might be a reggae ortho bro.   I hope so for his soul. When he has it was retarded.  

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Things. He was saying some fairly ortho bro  

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Christian. Right? Mhmm. Won't love but not gay. That's a great sticker.  

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Yeah.   Okay. This guy versus Cardi b. We got a lot of work to do.   Make it go viral.  

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Yeah. You gotta hit this fella up. Yep. I believe I've now heard more of this guy's   music than I have of Cardi b. So That's  

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that's good. That's how we want it to be.   Mhmm.   Don't think he's a scat, Dan.   And those are not freestyle.   He he wrote those. You know? I mean, I thought they divinely inspired. I got a lot of questions.  

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I mean, is it all in I am bit to pentameter? I mean, what the hell kind of form was he using there?  

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Lots of, dance in   the   rumble   chat.  

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So Doge dance out adding as a moderator.   Don't add moderators, guys.   Marcus is looking good. He is looking good. Is it the nose ring?  

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Is it the nose ring? Is it the nose ring? Is that why? Is that it?  

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Why is Ganja transsexual?  

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What?  

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It transcends sexuality. Who should fuck, man?  

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Guys, please don't please don't post gay propaganda   abundantly in chat. But by saying don't do that, I know you're gonna do that. I did find that interesting that his his,  

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this guy's lyrics at especially at the beginning   very much,   matched Anslinger's   speech to congress where he was trying to,   bring about the prohibition of,   cannabis.   And and then, you know, you got this Rasta guy who seems like he's all stoned as shit,   and he's singing,   against, homosexuals   using   a very similar   line of speech.   It it was pretty interesting.   He left out musicians, though.   Anslinger kept it brought in musicians, you know, the gays and the blacks and the musicians.   Gotta protect our white women from them. Jeez, you guys. How many of these things have I gotta get?  

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I mean, I gotta freaking sometimes God. Passing out with the wrenches.  

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Parts and lady parts.   That's that's that's numerous plants.   I I do agree some some,   some,   ganja goes hermy on you. Get quit it, you guys.   Ain't nothing  

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Oh, transsexual ganja.  

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Nice. Yeah. I I do agree with that.   But, I mean, that's all plants. All plants kinda have that feature where if a plant gets in and, actually, when they talk about   when this happens legitimately,   biologically in humans where they have, like,   both sex organs and things. Hermetrodism.   Yeah. The the hermetrodism,   that is from a trauma while the mother was pregnant. There were some extreme trauma trauma,   and usually, it was a boy and it reverts to being a it reverts to being a girl, but it was in the process of becoming a boy and it abandons that because there's so much trauma going on.  

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So maybe that explains Cardi B's, comment about her butch queen   inside of her using queer slang. She told her fans, you know what's so funny? Everybody asking me, like, how do she know about glory hole?   I be telling you, I am a gay man. There's a gay man that lives inside me, a whole gay man. He's a butch queen. He's not a queen. He's a butch queen. He's not a queen. He's not a butch queen. He's not  

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a steal.  

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He's a butch queen. He lives inside of me, says Cardi   b.   Upsetting nobody  

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in our community. You just dried up every v vagina on the Internet with that. It really did. The with the Butch Queen talk?   Yeah.  

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The the trans the transvestigation  

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community is gonna go wild with that. Well, I I yeah. I I see that on   Instagram.   What do they call it? The the Baphomet investigations   now?  

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Is that what they're calling it now? Because everything is Baphomet.   That community that community is wild.   It doesn't matter how   how, like, every hot chick from and and and they have apparently no understanding that as women lose estrogen project production goes down, they kinda start looking more manly. It's the way the world works. When dude's testosterone   starts going down, you kinda start looking less rugged and chipped and start looking more fammy. That's just how the world works. Old people, that happens.  

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And the Taylor Swift apparently   looking more witchy for a new album. So sort of like I'm  

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not not standing up for that dude.  

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Okay. Yeah. I wouldn't either. Bye bye.  

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I I was play I played this very, very bizarre clip   of James Comey,   the former FBI director,   who looks like he just left the spray tan booth,   and it's basically like a response   video   to a mean tweet of Donald Trump's.   And he goes on   for nearly six minutes   about what a big Swifty   he is. Uh-huh.   And that   he   he's part of a family group chat.   Uh-huh. Swifty group chat   in the Comey family.   This is a 64   year old man.   This is my hope, but, this is   he was on the golf course   with,   a couple other,   you know, former   fucking pieces of shit in federal law enforcement or something like that.   And instead of playing, you know, a couple $100, couple grand a hole,   the loser had to go   make a react video to a Trump mean tweet about Taylor Swift.  



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It's kinda like in Britain when you have to do when you have to do, like, when you have to do, like, mule kicks and shingle like that to embarrass the other guy if you lose a bet. You have to go do some embarrassing. It's it's like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I refuse to believe   that anything that he said was true because if it is, it's even more horrifying   than, you know, the   the hope that it's a bit.   And he goes off about, like, you know, the he's trying to get his fellow Democrats to see reason,   right, and anti Trumpers to see reason and not be mean   like Donald Trump.   And so,   yeah, I this is the dude who got busted   with the 8647   picture.   Right?   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he's I didn't know what that meant. And he's like, I just thought it was an interesting rock formation.  

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Dude, that that yeah. Just absolutely sickening. And and the infantilization   these people have, you're a fucking adult, man. Get the fuck out of here. The the Peter Pan syndrome that the Democrat party suffers is just wild.   Just wild.   I don't wanna grow up. I'm a Toys R Us kid.  

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So he he claims in the video. This is crazy. This again, he's 64.   Right? And he's six foot seven.   So he claims that he went to his first   Taylor Swift show,   in 2010.   So fifteen years ago,   which would have made him 49   and her 19.  

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Is this our 49 show tonight? With my daughter  

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who was   13 at the time,   you know, or 11 at the time   or whatever. He doesn't say that.   He just showed up to a tailored 19 year old's concert   as a 49 year old man,   apparently flying solo for the love of the king   because he identified   with her music so much.  

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I I that's the whole Target identity. You go to Target, you can buy the Taylor Swift identity and put it on like a costume.  

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Dude.   Which I'll admit when my kids were little kids,   I did do some things I wouldn't normally do to help identify   my kids. But that was when I was in my twenties.   Like, you know, I know about Pokemon because my son liked Pokemon, so so I know all about that shit. And and Yu Gi Oh and things like that. My daughter liked Powerpuff Girls   and   things like that. I I I understand those things. But as soon as my kids were done with that shit, oh, yeah. I was super happy that that was done. Thank goodness that now only when the grandkids visit do I have to put up with that crap for, like, maybe two weeks a year,   and and and then I'm done with it.  

So how do you handle that? If I can really narrow it down. So they basically get to watch The Last Airbender.  

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You just kind of mock it a little bit. I mean, without without pushing too hard, because if you tell your kids you don't want them to watch Goof Troop because it's, you know, too goofy and you can't watch Darkwing Duck because they say suck gas evildoer,   It makes me wanna watch Darkwing Duck even more. So if you just gently mock it and and just say, ridicule it a little bit, make it a little bit less interesting, and then get on with that,   it's not glorifying it. Like, the guy is talking about gay propaganda, but then   when it's advertised on Instagram, all   the gay people are gonna find the material.  



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All three of them. And they're dangly earrings too. They aren't just The George Michael album cover.  

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Yeah. That's what you got going on.  

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George Michael, is he from, Arrested Development? Is that the Peter Pan Syndrome reference?   The Never Nudes?   Don't take jorts off in the shower?  

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Yeah. Definitely   definitely all the right ear piercings. Like, the one through the little spot right there and everything.   Yeah. Sucking all the dick. Did you guys see that Destiny's son's a groiper?   That's hilarious.  

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That's that's a bit.  

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Is it a bit? That's a bit.  

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That's a bit that Alex Jones came up with because the dude has the same last name.   So Alex Jones talked him into being Destiny's kid. And then there was another dude whose last name is Jones who pretended to be Alex Jones's kid, and they both went   on Alex Stein's show.  

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The conspiracy castle that you're not welcome to? No. The pimp on the blimp show. Pimp on the blimp. Okay. Yeah. Gotcha.  

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Yeah. His his network show.  

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Okay. Steve has been banned for misbehavior   on Alex Stein, which that takes some serious   serious  

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No. No. No. No. He came on he came on AM wake up after that, and he, like, broke down crying on the show.   It was crazy.  

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Yeah. Because his mom died. Mhmm. Can't believe a guy for crying because his mom died.   Yeah. Can't hold. I I'm not I'm not a fan of Alex Stein. I've actually never watched him since,   Rose and Jaren and Alex Stein and Dave Weiss had this show called the baby truther show. Mhmm. And everybody was talking about it, and everybody it it was real popular for a minute. So I tried checking it out,   and   I get, and I'm watching it, and they're playing some video of some giant, like, Louisiana   linebacker or something like that.   It just says hulking dude grabbing his girlfriend off the couch and chucking her across the room, and she smashes into the TV so hard, she actually bounces off the fucking thing. And then the TV falls on her, and he walks over and rips her off off the ground and chucks her across the room again. And they are laughing hilariously about this. And   and while I don't do the whole captain, save a whole thing,   like, you can't beat on a woman like that that's that is   a fraction of your size and not make my blood boil. I am not laughing in any way, shape, or form   at that point in time.  

I'm   if I was actually in your physical proximity,   I I would look for blood. That's that's how that would go down.   And and they thought that and and Alex Stein just kept playing it on repeat and then making really they don't wanna see your butt hole.   No. Not on the first And they're playing it on repeat and making really  

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Did he get muted?  

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You you muted or your cat muted you. Yeah. I was wondering.  

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So I did put a picture of the bag bomb   on the, deliberating dog food YouTube channel. It's a real thing.   Real bag bomb. I'll show it again.   Bag bomb. It's not in a bag. It's in a green tin.  

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Well, it it it's   the bag is not a description of the container that it's coming in.   The original purpose of it is,   yeah. Yeah. The the the I don't have the greatest light system in my house. We run off almost no power.   Right? So the sun has went down. It goes down behind the trees real quick here. Like, I don't get a a nice evening   sunset and all that. I get it was day, and now that sun's behind them really super tall trees, and it's just gone.   So we get a fairly extended twilight   around here, if anything.   But bag balm is about it it was originally,   for mastitis on cows   and other farm animals.  

They they they their milk duck ducks get clogged up and you smear it with that, and it rips that right out, and you're good to  

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go. I did, get a picture of from the museum. There's a picture here that says family roles   in the museum.   Do you wanna know what the roles of men and women are at the the farm? Oh, sure.   So, traditionally, some of men's many roles on the farm included the planting and harvesting of crops, caring for livestock,   finances,   hiring and directing workers, and the maintaining and running of machinery.   So then you ask, well, what do the women on the farm do?   Traditionally,   women manage taking care of the family members, the home, the garden, food preparation, and preservation,   and help with the animals.  

They also sometimes took over the men's roles if the farmer was out of commission.   That's a lot of work having to do men and women roles if the men weren't available.   And boys and girls have roles too.   The boys   children played an important role in a functioning farm.   Boys shadowed the father and helped him with chores and manual labor tasks. The hope was that one of them would take over the family farm in the future.   Girls   tended to help their mother with various household chores, gardening, taking care of their siblings, and with tending   animals.  

There's no real mention here of   education or schooling.   So when they moved into the area and they began to farm and homestead it,   school wasn't really the fire primary focus.   As time went on and school   attendance became enforced and they built school houses,   over time, the schools got larger and larger,   and then they eventually combined them into, like, high schools to get all the people together in the area to one high school.   This is when   DASL   and Cocato, Minnesota combined into one school called DC or   Dassel Kocato.   So all of the food   from   Dassel Kocato   in the school lunchrooms   was fresh food grown from the families. Families would bring the food to the schools, and all the food eaten in the cafeteria   was fresh food.  

The schooling worked so well   with all of their finances being balanced that they had a surplus   of money in the bank.   When the state secretary of education found out that DASL COCADO schools had more money in the bank,   they said that the DASL Cockeeto finances from the school system   needed to be taken from them and redistributed   to other lesser fortunate schools in, you know, Minneapolis, Saint Paul area to which Dassal,   Cocato   said no.   So that was known as the Minnesota   miracle.   I'm from Minnesota. I'm a Minnesotan, and I believe in the Minnesota miracle. Dassault,   Cocato,   keeping their money   because   they didn't wanna participate in socialism   or communism   or redistribution of   their wealth that they earned. They wanted to keep the money in their community,   and rightfully so, they   did. The next exhibit I went to was the history of banking and finance   in Dassel,   Cocoto area, but I'll save that for another time.  



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Alright.   Alright.  

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Yeah.   Yeah.   That stuff.   Yeah. It well, the whole thing is is   that the schooling that they're giving kids honestly isn't necessarily necessary   for most people. What really is necessary for these kids is life skills, something they don't teach them in school. So you have a bunch of educated idiots   running around at 18 who don't know how have fuck all ability to live,   but they can sure tell you what political party they're freaking gonna vote for and and all the higher philosophies of the Democrats and things like that. They all the things that they're giving them should have been for a very small group of people.  

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The elect?  

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Who's the small group? Saying a special group of people. I'm just saying, you know, that they're they're more important.   I'm saying a small group of people because most people don't have really have that much interest in the things that are in the available from higher education, and it doesn't do them any good.   Like, you look at college.   I mean, I'm not into the whole,   Charlie Kirk and all those groups, but he's not wrong when he goes around and does his things about colleges.   College is a joke.   And most most call most kids don't even graduate college. And of the ones that do graduate college,   most of them don't get a job. Asian.  



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Yeah.  

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.   And then most   most the rest of the ones that actually do graduate don't get a job in the field that they're trained in. And it was all absolutely pointless. Oh, yeah. They have a degree, and they can write that on their resume. They have a degree, but it doesn't do fuck all for what they're actually  

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area,   it's where my father grew up and went to school for a time.   The school system understood that   the priorities of the farm and the home were first.   School was secondary.   So they were not punished for   truancy or absences. It was understood   that the farm and the home and family took priority   over any and all education.  

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Schools would shut down school I went to. There was kids all kinds of kids that, like and even myself during lambing season and stuff. Mhmm. If I could make it to school, I did. If I couldn't, I couldn't.   That's just how that went.  

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When there's a need to go into the cornfields and detassel   the dazzle, the cocaato corn,   the community would all go, and there was young people that would go and detassel   the corn stocks.  

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Well, I don't know that that one happens all that much. The kids are driving the combines. They aren't really going out and detasseling the corn stocks. This is the history  

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of the area before   tractors.   This is going back to the eighteen fifties and sixties   before the industrial revolution.  

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Right.   It it definitely was a lot more clear cut back then. Like, people won't you know, some people don't understand how Christy and I live in such a very masculine and feminine way, but it's because we live more old school. Christy physically cannot do   many of the tasks that I have to do throughout the day. She just can't.   And,   so in the division of labor,   the things that she's doing are things she's capable of, and I'm taking care of the rest of the things. Christie can't go out and throw three string bales. That three string bale weighs more than Christie does.   Like, it's gonna throw her. She she can't go out and and   pull rocks out of out of areas so I can make it a workable area. She can't go out and pound fence all day. Her body will break down from that and not come back.  

I get beat up from it for sure, but I'm okay in a day.  

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Why do we make the, straw bales, the hay bales so large? Can't we just make them smaller?  

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Around here, it's it's an interesting thing. I'm, where I'm from, they're two string bales. Mhmm. So they're only about £75   apiece.   And these three three string bales are like a 150.   So   I I'm not in a I don't know why they do the three string bales around here, but that's just how they do it.  

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I'm talking about those giant,   round bales. They look like, cinnamon rolls.  

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Round bales are the cheapest way to do it, but you gotta have the equipment to haul the round bale in and get it in place. And then you typically would want a round bale feeder. So it's a big metal ring that goes around it. Otherwise, the cows and the and the alpacas and whatever animal you got, it doesn't matter. They will literally go knock the hay everywhere,   shit all over it, and half that bale is gonna go to waste unless you have it in a feeder. I use a skid steer loader to move bales,  

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those giant bales around.  

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Sure. Sure. That piece of equipment.   And then like I said, you need to have a feeder to drop over it so that way they don't go wasting all of it.   Two string bale is just how many strings go I you know, when they make a square bale, it goes in the bailer and they can press it down. And then if it's two strings holding the bail, it's usually about a £75   bail. If it's three strings holding the bail, that's probably about a £150.   Can I have some cocoa, baby?  

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That was the, hit line from last week's show. Can I have some,  

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chocolate cocoa, baby? Chocolate baby? Yep. Wait. What Steve asked for, and it makes it makes him a race trader, but it's okay when I do it.  

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There's a threshing   festival   that I may go to. I've   gone in the past, but it's a big big festival in Minnesota.   Alright. Brushing festival, lots of farm equipment,   threshing.  

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Yeah.  

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Lot of Yeah. That's a wheat that's a wheat thing, not a corn thing.  

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Yeah.  

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Did you guys listen to the corn song I sent you, the word up version?  

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You sent us oh, okay. That With the with the dog face Yeah. No. I you know, my brain was stuck on corn the food. I'm like, you sent us a song about corn?   Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember that.  

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Corn with a k. Corn from kiln. Yeah. Yeah. I got it now. I got it now. There's a gun version too. I wasn't as well, the cameo version would show up on infomercials late at night where they'd have a collection of hit music, and it'd be the cameo   word up.   Mean it that was meme music. Before TikTok made TikTok music, there was television commercials for   familiar songs   that would play, you know, thirty seconds, and there'd be seven, eight songs. And you just hear the the most memorable hook of the song, and then you buy a cassette or CD.   And Word Up was on one of those collections.  

Cameo.   I'm not a climbing pole. Korn's version on the Korn's greatest hits   album is is great as well. And that's that's the version I am most familiar with. And they have   man faced dogs  

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walking around in the strip club. I I was never particularly a Korn fan, so I'm not even that I mean, I I I listen to more metal than anything else that you talk about, but Mhmm. I I never really corn corn was kind of,   my brother liked corn. You know? That was, like, five or six years behind me where I wasn't,  

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and then Yeah. I never never really got into corn that much. I know a bunch of people that did. I've heard a lot of it. I'd go see him in concert.   I know they had fun. I know they had killer shows. Mhmm. You know, I know a bunch of people that went there.  

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But but Cool. Cool. Comparing, like, Cardi B's music.   It's like the all the new music today is less music than what they had on the,   you know, two thousands of new metal Limp Bizkit. Everyone was like, oh, that's so dumb. And I was like, you know, I'd rather have a new Limp Bizkit album   that sounds like they're 2,000   stuff than any new Cardi b album or  

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whoever the That that is true.   If we took today's music   and I had to go back and choose between Limp Bizkit and the things getting produced today, like the country wrap. Yeah. I I would choose Limp Bizkit. That is that is true.  

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Corn and and Limp Bizkit and the hot dog flavored waters   of of new metalness.   Yeah.   So then at that point, you know,   POD is gonna start sounding great too, pay ball and death and   and the Christian music  

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epidemic. I mean, that one song that went big that what I'm I'm still alive. Is that I'm so I'm so alive for the very first time.  

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I can't deny you. I think they're talking about God in that moment. Oh, I didn't think that was a lie. I won't in the morning anyways.  

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Very whiny on the vocals  

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on that song. Not not quite not quite,   Aaron,   what the hell is his name? Fred Durst's buddy. The one that just cries all the time when he makes a song.  

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I mean,   What's that's an awful lot of them.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. The whiny genre of music just really took over, didn't it?  

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Yeah.   And, like, all facets, man, it was,   you know, there was, like   like, the pop punk whiners.   There were metal whiners. There were emo whiners, and then the fucking,   like,   all folk,   whatever,   where everybody's strumming an acoustic guitar in in their whiniest voice,   you know, singing a goddamn sport professionals.   What their fucking dad did to the government, to fucking the patriarchy or whatever. And  

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Yeah.   Yeah. Oh,  

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Dark  

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times. Right. So, They sing that song, I'm on the outside. I'm looking in.  

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I don't know, but I know the song you're talking about.  

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Yeah. It was super depressing, like, heroin addict song.   Mhmm. Like, like, not not like awesome, like, Alice in Chains.  

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Right. You know, heroin addict. Season. Mad season is great heroin music. I mean, say it's Lance Daley, but, you know yeah. Yeah. Not awesome hero music like that, but really getting depressive.  

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You you you even without the heroin, you would consider burning yourself in your own house rather than continue listening to this music  

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type stuff. Mhmm. Yeah. And that's why I recommend Cardi b. She got a very aspirational message to make more money.   Just don't spend it on drugs and heroin and liposuction and  

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booty fill. Well, what the fuck's the point to having money?  

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That's a that's a that's a really deep question. I don't know if we need to go three hours on that tonight and still It's like the second or third time that blue blocker commercial has been brought up in the last few days.   Money buys electricity and keeps the lights on. Yeah. That's the that's the lights  

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that keep that. And, actually, I was to just talk funny thing. I had a   I recorded with Pro seven seven seven earlier today, so everybody can,   if you wanna catch that, it's gonna be episode six forty seven, I believe it was.   And we actually   mentioned,   when I was talking about because we were talking about the   differences in the sun and how the sun goes through different spectrums.   And I was saying how in the midday in the and in the middle of summer, the sun's this harsh white blue light,   which is   meant to keep you up and vegetate plants.   And that that's when they go through their vegetative growth, so people have those blue blocker   glasses   to,   it that's what those are. Right? To block out the blue light so that way you don't go through that? No. No. Uh-uh. Well, I mean, kind of.  



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Let let me let's go back in time. There's a commercial we need to see. Yeah.  

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There's a series of infomercials. Oh, they were just polarized?  

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Yeah. Do you have about a half an hour to sit down and watch a television infomercial? Learn all about the Infomercial.  

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Are you are you gonna try and get me to join Amway again?  

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Well, you know, I have some essential oils you might be interested in.  

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The fucking doTERRA thing? You gotta watch it, Marcus. You get to it to all of them.  

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Yeah.   What is up with doterra? .Terra..era?  

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Alright. Now, real fast. Let me tell you what I'm thinking. This will come to pass. My name is Geek. I put them on as a shocker, man. I love these blue blockers. Everything is clear. They block out the sun. Oh, yeah. I gotta get me some. Everything is groovy now. I'm a fool in my speech. This is what I do up and down better speech. My name is. I'm more than a help, and I'll be cheeked in my blue blockers. Yeah.   Now what what I mean? Yes. These sunglasses are really, really keen. So there you have it, folks. I'm there in TV land. Get you some glasses. That's sweeping the land. Remember what I said? Now I'm a help Harper. Yeah. I'll get you some blue blockers.   No. You got this week. I'll see you later. I gotta make some money on the beach.  



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Is that,   Stooge on his  

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shirt? He's oh, that's definitely Curly. That's definitely Curly.  

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That's a frustrating appreciate Curly. You know, the sombrero also helps block the sun too. So, you know, it's a blue blockers don't do it. The sombrero will.  

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Yeah. He he his singing ability was much better than the anti gay propaganda dude.  

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Gay propaganda became   abundant.  

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Yeah. His his rhyming skills were not great.  

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Mhmm.  

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Yeah. No. But that's a classic piece of,  

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Americana   there. The the blue blockers.  

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Indeed. I I apparently missed that.  

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You didn't see the Blue Blocker commercials, the Girls Gone Wild commercials, the,   the Enya Music Collection commercials.  

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I I remember the Girls Gone Wild. My uncle   had a problem with that. My uncle was was old, and his brain was starting to let go. And any girl that would talk to him on the phone Uh-huh. He would buy whatever product they were trying to sell him, and he ordered some of them Girls Gone Wild videos. And then his kids finally go over to his house one time, and they find, like, he'd have, like, five copies of the exact same video because he'd signed up for ordering  

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from that, like, five different times. It it was a club membership. You would become a a club member, and then there was other affinity offers because, you know, girls are not wild enough in this video, but we have more wilder,   more videos. And I think, there's also some bum fight videos.   Also sold. If you want a backyard wrestling and I don't know if you watch  

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television with blue blockers on, but once you get them, you probably never take them off. No. The closest thing I came to that is I'm from the faces of death era where we all got traumatized by the faces of death. And I I was probably done with watching really wild   alternative shit like that that was really fucked up after that.   Like like, face of death was enough. That was it was good enough. I didn't need to watch bomb fights and stuff.  

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K pop. And, came a bond. And, yeah, I think if we get this guy in danger  

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yeah. It's, it's my fear. To God every time one of the one of the faces of death, this guy was working on a car, and he was doing it janky, and the car fell off and, like, fucking sliced his leg. Like, the rotor went chewed right into his leg, and his legs hang in there by a little piece of skin. And every time I'm doing a brake job or have the tire off, that thing plays through my head still to this day.   Like like, no.   No.  

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The Texas   Chainsaw Massacre   took place   August 18.   So that movie was back in theaters, the original.   Okay. It's 1974.   Texas Chainsaw Massacre.   And then I think Jessica Biel hermaphrodites.  

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Jamie Lee Curtis was in that. Right? There's not much in this.  

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Thank you.  

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Someone's someone's correcting my voice about Jamie the Curtis,  

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said something. Percy Craig. Yeah. Yeah. Steve was calling her a homo.  

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No. Hermaphrodite.  

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Hermaphrodite.   Intersex individual. I don't know. Two spirits with her maybe.   LGBTQ   CIA plus, Kurt Metzger had a T shirt on this afternoon.   Are those for sale? I don't know.   The LGBT Yeah. The LGBTI.  

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Yeah.   Shirt. That was hilarious.  

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Mhmm.  

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Gay propaganda   became abundant.   You know?  

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Yeah.   I I I will admit he picked some tough words to try to rhyme with. Belligerent.  

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Oh, right. Yeah. But  

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but you but just know that you pick the hard course and you fail miserably. Yes.   I do like his Samson option shirt too from that other video I was watching.   Oh, yeah.  

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Push down both pillars and destroy everybody.  

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Because Iran has ever threatened to destroy the whole world if they don't get their way. That's why Israel's the good guys.  

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So what happened to the, Abraham accords and peace in The Middle East?   And Chris Chrislam,   the uniting of all the the monotheistic religions into one   campus   with all three   religious buildings kind of on one campus.  

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All good. All the Abrahamic religions in one fucking   in one camp circle jerking each other?  

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Or   rap battling each other.  

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Well, yeah.   Mhmm. That video you sent me the other day with the chick that said the gods dance battle, maybe it was a dance battle.   Oh,  

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yes.   There's a lot of social media posts at Sentra. We can't show all of them  

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tonight. However, maybe I don't know where he finds these absolutely ridiculous things.  

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I just sent it back to you that. Is this   algorithm he's on? Yeah. Is it a parody? Is it a satire? Is it sincere? Is it real? Is it I think she was sincere.   Yeah. No. The Abrahamic Accords is not an oxymoron. It's, it's a real real story we covered previously   at some   point somewhere.  

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I gotta say, man, between,   my my girl and the blunt force wisdom group chat   on Instagram,   I I am exposed to   many,   a different   algorithm,   and they're all   uniquely   freaking weird in their own special way.   Mhmm. And then   I get,   Connor's algorithm too because he sends me a bunch of shit. So I get my 19 year old's Instagram algorithm too.   And, yeah, it's,   it it's it's wild. It is.  

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Send Connor the, gay propaganda song and Oh, yeah. It's gonna happen.  

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It's gonna happen.  

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Very good. Very good.   Need some more, ears on that song  

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to to determine if it's whack or not. He apparently partied a little bit too hard with his cousin this past weekend.  

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That is what cousins are for.  

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That's what I said.  

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Yeah. That that's the same cousin that you go out on the Thanksgiving   walk with.   Mhmm. You need to go out on a walk.   Yep.   Yep.   The shit you guys are saying is too much. We need marijuana's.   Mhmm.  

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Don't do that. Although with that family, they're just like, go out back.   Yeah.  

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Highly   when I was young, it was highly illegal in South Dakota, so   it required a walk.  

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Mhmm. Oh, no. I, yeah, I grew up in Indiana. Same thing. Same thing.   Either just walk or a cruise to the store, which somehow magically included a bunch of gravel roads. Are you sure you wanna go for a walk? It's 26 out. Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A 100% sure I wanna go for a walk right now. Yes.  

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Are you neighbors with Jared Fogle? Perhaps I need to stretch them out.  

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Did you drive by Jared Fogle's house? He was No. We we were we were probably an hour and a half away from.  

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Stop you motherfuckers.  

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Is it still ceviche season? Is the fish still fresh?  

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I mean,   not gonna go Yeah. You you'll snag some right now.  

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August 8. Opening up.  

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Again.   About as warm as the Pacific is gonna get right now. In his mouth.  

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What's that? Look at Marcus. He's dying to get something fishy in his mouth. No. He's dying for a Ricola to go in my mouth after  

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three hours of talking.   So I'm gonna pop a Ricola. I think I'm on a steam.  

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See, Steve and I are on the opposite page. We're like, oh, we need cannabis and and nicotine to chuck down our throat. Just a a a a smoke bomb. So that way we sound like fucking Leonard Cohen at at the end of every episode.  

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It's all natural flavors, which is brew.   Something Alani. There's What kind of bulk are you drinking there? I I don't know. I just go to this place, and they distribute food. And I put it in my bag, and I walk out. And I'm like, I don't know   if this is even food.  

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No. I shop in my too.   Yeah. No.  

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Is this where you've been getting the Girl Scout cookie whippets?  

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It's the same place.  

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Dude, I have the the hook at the local locally owned market   that has their own butcher shop in the back and gets fucking   cuts from local ranches and shit like that.   And so we had,   steak tonight,   which is also known as Kansas City steak, which is, like, rancher's choice as far as that goes.   Like it better than a rib eye.   And, yeah,   it's so fucking good, dude. It's so good.   And you can tell I just got a knife sharpener too because the knife here sucked.   And I fucking it's one of the ones that has a magnet on it that puts it at a 20 degree angle.   Oh. And you   oh, yeah. And fucking and they're hella cheap too, dude. They're, like, $25.30 bucks on Amazon.  

So, yeah, prevent those rotating That's only good for kitchen knives, though. Like Yeah. Yeah. Well, they have a 15 degree angle too for, like, super fine knives.  

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So I've heard a lot of, rotator Yeah. They're bucket  

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great. Yeah. This is this is what we got where you clamp the blade Yeah. Into this, and then you can set the degree.   You know, we can change it. And then this this  

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it we have about 10 different finenesses that we can put on this. That is not a slap chop. That is not a made on TV product.  

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No. One of my buddies grabbed one of borrow one of my nice ones. Like, holy fuck is that sharp? I'm like, what's the point to having a knife if it's not sharp? Karen Peterson's going to bed. Good night, Karen Peterson.  

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Good night, Karen. Good night, Karen   Peterson.   Point being, I could take   I could take the steak   and   cut strips   and then spin it a little bit and just kinda hold it with some tongs Sure. And take the knife and go   just down on top of it and draw it back. And it was   just   perfect slice through the steak, which was Sure. Fucking   oh, it was like butter. Do you roast beef?  

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Yeah. Do you do any rejuvenation  

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on the back of your car? No. Well, I'd I'm getting my my laser,   in the shop right now. Okay.   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And without the laser, it's pointless.   Right? Because you're getting your strobe laser? They frown on they frown on torches.   Okay. Yeah.  

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Getting your strobe laser, getting all the wrinkles taken out of that thing?  

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Dave Chappelle had a great bit about that.  

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Dior Gooch was found in his safe, so don't worry about Dior Gooch anymore. I can make it a lot more dangerous to be outside in the wind. That imagine straightened out. That thing would just be a wind catcher. Just start. I did find out the avocados,  

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they're,   like,   Mexican name for it. Yeah. Nut juice. Original is, yeah, the testicle tree.  

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Yeah.   Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And guacamole is literally, like, nut juice or something like that. Yeah. Yeah.  

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Just thinking of wind passing through.   What would that sound like?   A testicle organ just, like, stretch it so it's Yeah.   I mean, it's pass it through. Like, when old when old motorcycle riders that their skin was loose down here. Right. Right. Yeah. No. And it for a while. It flapped for a while until it it found its jet stream, and then it would just just start whistling.  

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Yeah. Right.  

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You gotta get creative with the instruments and the music today   to really stand out on Instagram.  

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He's a pillow puncher.  

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Yeah. Send us send send send the, pillow puncher email  

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so we can play some more music next week. I think, you know, we're just getting about that that time of the night where we've  

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Where we're peering out.  

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We're old. It's just starting to come out as a dribble.  

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We've had too much new young and stuff. It got us all antsy in our pansies.   We we don't even know how to deal with Rasta   with Rasta   anti homosexual   propaganda.   Right.   He he should've used Grander or something. I I don't know. The Ganja. Really bad. Transsexual Ganja.  

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Dispensary.  

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Oh, and Dave's name is still here. Love you, brother.  

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Lots of love. Lots of love.   Mhmm.  

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Yeah. It's all petering out. You gotta go piss on the dead body, the pit of dead bodies so you can have Oh, that's okay. Thank you for reminding me. That was the whole point of the soap ritual  

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and the ethnic cleansing.   Due to all the dead bodies piling up in The Middle East, the need for a ritual cleansing and a hygiene procedure   has to do with interacting with dead bodies. So because there's dead bodies piling up,   people who have interacted with dead bodies   are now needing to cleanse themselves ritually.   So to send the red heifer, the red Angus heifer ash around to everybody   who's   helping   with the dead body situation piling up,   They are all participating in the ritual to cleanse themselves of all guilt and shame and  

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that sort of thing to say, you know, this is where everywhere it is. Snag that link. I think it's over in the rumble, Marcus.  

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Let's see if I'm in a rumble. I got so many tabs open. I had to close them because I was hearing gay propaganda from all my streams playing music. He he's he's rocking to that shit. It's gonna be like when we played,  

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throw the Jew down the well in my house. Like, everybody everybody's kinda singing it under their breath after that.  

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It's a Meow Rock Hit mix, Meow Mix.   Crunchy Meow Mix. Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Mix.   What  

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I'm putting it in the private chat, Ben.  

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Gotcha. There it is.  

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Thank you.  

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You guys, the best way to send us links is email.   And they stay in my email inbox. These chats   disappear so quickly.  

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I put out I put out your your real your your real website on crow, Marcus.  

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Thank you.   So it is a real web page.   I I officially put that on the on as one of the places to go find stuff. It's the easiest place to find stuff. And for me looking for stuff, I look at my email inbox.   You know, DMs are not always consensual.   Don't always wanna open your direct messages. I get a little nervous sometimes.   Okay. So nights of the storm did a meow mix remix of the original meow mix,   and that's on the rumble. I said, yeah, maybe we could play that out.   But if it's cat propaganda, we might have to reconsider.  

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Right. It is clearly cat propaganda. It's a dog show. Yeah. Crow and when I was shooting Crow, I was on the even though Crow's only   audio,   they he could see my video, and he's like, is that a glaring of cats   surrounding you? He's like, yes. Yes. It's a glaring of cats.  

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Yes.  

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Which definitely does make sense for cats. They do The cats do have a judgmental gaze. They look at you.   Mhmm. Mhmm. Very judgmental, those cats are.  

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Yeah.   Just fat of the cat. Yeah. I do love that a group of lemurs is a conspiracy.  

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Mhmm. It's a conspiracy of lemurs. Yeah. I enjoy that. I love that a group of baboons is a congress.   Mhmm.   Yeah. Murder of crows is a good one. That's a good one. Yeah.  

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We use all of our slurs. A whole bunch of ladybugs is called a loveliness.   A loveliness of ladybugs.  

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These adjectives? What's the I have a loveliness of ladybugs surrounding my house.   Mhmm. I got Chinese I bought, like,   a a thousand ladybugs in order to make that happen   because they eat the shit out of aphids.   And we hate aphids.  

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Yeah. They do.  

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I love that we're talking beef in the chat. We we're trying to start other beefs. I don't know if our beef season is over.  

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I'm not a fan of using chemicals, so we needed to get rid of aphids, so we brought in the ladybugs.  

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Oh, man. We had some flat iron over the weekend in a,   because one of one of the producers of AM wake up lives a county up the road and drives truck for,   an organic farm like coop   that does deliveries to a bunch of high end   tech firms and stuff like that all over the Bay Area.   And so every, like, other week or something like that, she'll drop by a box of,   you know, fresh vegetables, fresh fruit.   Sometimes there's,   some eggs in there,   shit like that.   And so I did, like, a flat iron steak salad thing,   with some   heirloom tomatoes.  

Like, oh, dude. Fantastic.   Yeah.  

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Oh, dude. My tomato garden   Subway. My tomato garden this year,   fucking   crazy, bro. I mean, that's the windows that I think are eight feet fucking tall out there.   Like, just insane.   And we added some pink tomatoes. So we got the for the big ones, we got those big purple Cherokees and these big pink ones and then the,   pineapple,   tomatoes.   And then we've got just a gap of those, atomic grape tomatoes. Those things are fantastic.   And then a a number of varieties of cherry tomatoes for nice flavor.   Oh my god. We're I think we might get enough pizza and spaghetti sauce to last us the whole year. Heck. Yeah.  

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Heck. Yeah.  

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That's saying something.   Yeah. That is saying something in our house. We eat pizza, like, five times a week a   week. Like, we we eat a nice homemade pizza.   Mhmm. No. I've never sprayed sprayed tobacco on my crops. I was thinking about trying to grow,   tobacco grow next year, though.  

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She took the rest of the tomatoes and did up a red sauce and then made,   tortillas   for Mexican lasagna.   Nice.   A queso fresco and oh, dude.  

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Yeah.   He loves we love Mexican representation.  

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We love that. More than when I met him.  

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It's true. I'm I'm I'm fat now.  

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There was a suggestion that we,   don't don't show so many chihuahuas and sombreros riding tacos and burritos, like, flying on them magically.   They want more German shepherds riding bratwurst.  

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Yeah. We're we are approaching October We got white towel when you use them German shepherds and you wear jeans that Right.  

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Yeah. No. Let's not put cop dogs   on   the let's not do that.  

[03:09:30] Unknown:

Yeah. What happens? German shepherds are narcs. We all know that. Back then back then, Steve thought that, kratom and coffee was an actual meal, though. So   And what?  

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Low budget, man.   Low impact.   You'll make a mess that way.  

[03:10:00] Unknown:

Oh, man. Yeah. No. I saw the things where they're talking about tobacco.   It fought the COVID, and we really you know, I smoke cigarettes. I mean, these are these aren't joints. It's rollies.   You know?   Like, I got   big old bags of   American gold Farmer's Gold.  

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Right.  

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They want more bratwurst.  

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How could you not with the price of freaking,   the price of boxed cigarettes at this point? Like, freaking 12 and $14 for a pack of cigarettes.  

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You you Haven't even looked in a while. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.  

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Like, when I grew up, I knew a lot of people had smoked two, three packs a day. Fucking at 14 stores 9¢ a pack.  

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Right. We're fucking $6.50 for a carton.  

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Yeah. And now you're talking about $14   for a fucking pack, but it cost I go and get rolling papers in a big old this giant bag of tobacco for freaking 18.   Well, it was 18. I think it went up to 20.   But Mhmm. There's, like, a whole pound of freaking tobacco. It lasts forever.  

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I remember   when people were freaking out because the price of cigarettes went over a buck.   And there were a bunch of people that were like, fucking, I'm quitting. Let's do this.  

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When I worked at Interstate Detroit Diesel when I was a young mechanic,   one of the guys I was smoking and the cigarettes were let less than a buck a pack. And he's like, when them fucking cigarettes got up 25¢ a pack, I said, nope.   That's too damn much.   It's like,  

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damn. The rent is too damn high.   Mhmm.   Yeah.   That was the other debate I wanted to bring up with you. How do we solve this housing crisis, and how do we get men in in homes not leasing, not renting,   figuring that out. I'm all about  

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reopening the homesteading act.   That's what I'm about. Like,   you if you want to have an actual home,   here the government owns more land than everybody else.   And the government can open that up to some of these seized properties, some of these open lands.   You guys want a house? Go build yourself a house. We aren't even gonna regulate it.   And you take care of that. We're gonna give you a leg up. And if you don't want a house, you are just sit out on the street, we're also not gonna continue to fund you to do that because this is your chance to go give yourself a leg up. And I I would say that, honestly,   there would be more people willing to do that than a person would expect because you go around these homeless camps.  

Some of these people set themselves up fairly elaborately.   And then and then that camp gets raided. They tear it all down. If you let these guys without charging them a   billion dollars to license everything and all this other nonsense,   and then,   regulate it and all that crap, you let them build it out of materials that they could grab, people would put up homes.  

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Yeah. Squatters rights. If it's if a if, big bank is foreclosed on a home,   go into that home and live in there.   Sure. The bank's not using it. The bank's not using it. Well, that was the other thing with the homesteader laws.  

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You owned a property if you were taking care of it. Yeah. So it kept all these, like, giant agencies from owning all the different properties because they couldn't take care of them.  

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Yeah.   To figure that out, there's a lot   of lot of stuff on Zillow. You you ever get on Zillow and just type in your address and look at your neighbors and zoom out of the map and look at the entire state of Minnesota and see what the properties are available?   Yes. A lot more properties than there are, buyers at this point.  

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You can look up cities that literally give away land for free for you to move to their city.   Yep. There's a bunch of them.   Mhmm. They will literally just give you land and, like, build a house on this. Come live here.   And and a lot of those cities, the cost of living is shit.  

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You can exchange a chard and get a vegetable because the value of the   what do they call it?   Fertilizer?  

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Yeah. We used to have Stoner Alley where everybody would go sit and smoke cigarettes and smoke weed in between classes and shit.   Yeah. Zillow is an in is a neat app, and there's all kinds of small towns. This is when everybody says there's no housing. What they mean is there's no housing in downtown,   the main city,   where that's where they wanna live. The there's housing all over for super cheap.   Even where where I live, these places are super cheap because they're they're not convenient to get to because it's a little harder to live out here. Well, that's fine. It's to to me, it's better than living on the streets in San Francisco, fucking   laying in a pile of piss and shit.  



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Right.  

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Yeah. About a fraternity house,   a college campus.   No. I was just on the University of Minnesota campus, and you were talking earlier about all the Asians there there are. There are a lot of Asians  

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looking at the the students the only ones that graduate.   Yeah. And and they absolutely,   for being a minority,   have really moved themselves up into the upper class.   You know, not only do they do well in school, though Mhmm. One of the reasons that they're able to progress so easily is they'll live similar to, like, a   where you can go into an Asian house and there's 20 fucking people living in there. And   and one or two ladies are making all the food for everybody and everybody else else is going off to work and they're all combining money to for the living sit situation   and then developing   their own private money,   you know, that you could never get trying to pay to live on your own in your own apartment and whatnot.  

So they're they're really very smart about the way they do things. There's no doubt about that.   Very industrious people. We love Asians.  

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There's a comment last week about,   different people's groups and which ones, hang out with each other more.   I don't live in the city. I go to the city maybe once a year if I can   avoid it. I try to avoid it.  

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Yeah. I you you know,   I try to avoid,   like, actually getting out of the car, but I have to drive through San Francisco   Yeah. From time to time  

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when yeah. It's Tell you what. There was, there's a Wizard   tower. It's a witch's hat tower by a Norwegian architect.   They built a water tower in Minneapolis called Prospect Park. It's the tallest point in the city. Like, you're just looking up at it. Mhmm. You know, it's like high value mail. Yeah.   Big big big equipment. This is what we're working with here. K. Highest point in the the town, and you can see   looking out, they were they were removing buckthorn   from the park. They thought I was there to volunteer   to remove the buckthorn.  



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That's why I took me in the park.   I did have fun in, San Francisco last time I went, but it was a very specific   fixed event.   Back when, rising from the ashes, Homie Romy and Dan were   around. I went with the my wife and I and those two, and,   this girl Dan was dating all did, like, a thing. And we rented a   a one of those deals where you rent somebody's house for the day for the weekend or whatever. Airbnb. Airbnb.   And then, we went and saw Sam Tripoli in concert.   And a couple   or seen the Sam Tripoli show. It was two shows. And since that was the only reason we're in San Francisco, we went to both of them. So we had a pretty good time and then hung out with Sam and them afterwards.   And then we did a architecture tour,   because they were very into the old world architecture type thing. So we went around and show us all the architecture of San Francisco,   and there was no real old world shit there. It was all pretty garbage. Even the,   where the world's fair was. Yeah. That stuff looks really awesome from the highway. You know, it looks amazing from the highway. And as soon as you get up close, it looks like fucking Home Depot Garden Statuary.  

And you could tell that it was put together in a Lego brick style.   So while it only took, like, a week to put together or put up, well, that's because they had a bunch of preform mold pieces that they just stacked together.   It's not like they built something well and lasting   in a week. They just slapped together a a full,   very, you know, very large and very impressive, but very full. It wasn't built correctly.  

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Yeah.   I mean, I have fun every time I go to hardly strictly Bluegrass Festival,   which is smack dab in the middle of Golden Gate Park. It's Speedway Meadows.   You know? It's fucking in the polo field.   It's fun as hell every time I go. We're going again this year. Twenty fifth anniversary.   You know? It's gonna get weird,   and I I'm I'm gonna hang out for it.   But but,   yeah, I don't know. You know? If you you're right. If you have a specific destination   and you park somewhere where you're most likely not gonna get your fucking shit broken into,   then you're okay.  

Find a parking garage. It's an expensive day, but it's a good day.  

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Yeah. I I I wanted to start a business where I just bought some of those little businesses, and I was like, well, we could do a barbershop where we just charge people to shave their heads.   Or we just put in bathrooms and then charge   people to use the bathroom. Because when you go to the city,   hardest thing to find is  

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a restroom to use if you gotta use it. One of the wild things about being in at least when we were there, it was during the twenty twenty year,   and no places wanna let you use the bathroom.   And even if you bought stuff there most of the time, and they had outhouses all over the place, but they had them chained up. I'm like, you wonder why people are pissing and shitting on the street. Give them somewhere to shit and piss me.   Right. If you know that they do that, that that that's just a human thing to do. If you drink liquid, you're going to have to pee like the gas stations. I did it myself in San Francisco.   If if you're a gas station   and I've gotten off of a road trip and I go to your gas station and I get gas and refreshments,   it's a contract between you and I that you're gonna let me relieve myself. And if your bathroom is out of order, like they all claim, I'm about to walk around behind your building and piss right on your building.  

That that is gonna happen for sure.   And did.  

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Save a paper bag and, ding dong ditch them?  

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Yep. Yep.   You have broken the social contract that we had where I was allowed to relieve myself while I was purchasing things here   and stretching my legs, and you broke that. Well, I'm not allowing you to break that. I'm still gonna go pee   because that's what I'm lay that's what I'm supposed to do here. Yeah. Number one, two, and three. Gotta get do it all   Yeah. At a rest stop. Actually, no. Usually, I don't gotta poop. I'm I'm I'm a morning home bowl pooper.  

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Home bowl.   I'm a preshow pooper. I go before the show.  

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Well, that's good. It gets you know? We don't want it to be It keeps it regular.  

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Yeah. Metam Metamucil helps with that too sometimes.  

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That's funny. Mhmm. Alright. Let's let's wind it down, fellas.  

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Activia. How is, oh, Jamie Lee Curtis has mentioned earlier. I was gonna say Freak Your Fridays in theaters now. So go and support, Jamie Lee Curtis and the Labouu doll lady   because she says, to not go and see it. She says it's not a Christian movie. I told her I was gonna bring my Laboubu and my Lovefufu   to see Freakier Friday with Jamie d Curtis.   And she said, oh, okay. Have fun. I said, I will.  

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I said, I will. I will. Good day, sir.  

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I love Fridays. I love to get freaky   with, Activia.  

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Jamie Lee Curtis to stay right. A frequent peeing in public. Hold your hand to your eyes like you're looking at something very far away, and anybody sees you.  

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Like, what is he looking at? Yeah. I I do that all the time.   Yep. So so long as you kinda have, like, you know, you're kinda doing a dab. You're kinda pointing off in distance, look up in the sky,   hands   free. You're done.   You're done. You walk away, and everyone's like, what's in the sky?  

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And then you get away from I've been to prison. If you look at me while I'm peeing, I'll just hard look at you back. Like, why are you in the eyes? Don't don't look down.   Eyes.   In the eyes.  

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And with that,  

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we'll we'll see you guys next week. Pinch off. Let's go. We got we got Chris Miner coming in next week, and look for my crow 777.   Oh, there's row seven 77. That's hilarious. Look for my, crow,   seven seven seven episode   coming up. It'll be 647.  

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Yeah. Rose says it's 47.   She'll let us know.   Yeah. It's,   it's only just begun   via hit play on the replay. Alright. Take care of y'all. Watch on loop.