(00:00:00) Introduction and Banter
(00:01:05) Live on Balderson's Channel
(00:01:14) The Watch Debate
(00:06:09) Generation Z and Customer Service
(00:10:12) Kittens and Christian Show
(00:12:01) Labooboo and Demonic Concerns
(00:13:52) Third Eye Carnival Announcement
(00:14:54) Ex-Psychics and Christian Conversion
(00:16:17) Labooboo's Folklore Origins
(00:18:13) Christian Ministry and Outreach
(00:20:05) Dubai Chocolate and Cultural Concerns
(00:22:04) Christian Music and Nostalgia
(00:24:44) Epstein and Conspiracy Theories
(00:26:00) Christian Hardcore Bands
(00:28:02) AI Girlfriends and Technology
(00:30:00) The Timid Grappler Legend
(00:32:00) Red Heifers and Sacrificial Practices
(00:34:00) Bitcoin and Financial Speculation
(00:36:00) Closing Remarks and Future Plans
The Timid Grappler and Other Peculiar Tales
Watches, Whippets, and Whimsical Conspiracies
Christian Music Controversies and the Epstein Enigma
AI Girlfriends and the Return of the Watch
Exploring the Bizarre: From Epstein to AI Adventures
Ex-psychics, demon dolls, midwestern stoner economics, and karaoke Christians
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In this episode, we dive into a wide-ranging discussion that touches on everything from the peculiarities of modern watch culture to the intricacies of Christian music and the bizarre world of conspiracy theories. We start by exploring the resurgence of watches as status symbols and the cultural implications of this trend. The conversation then shifts to the world of Christian music, highlighting the controversies surrounding bands like the Newsboys and the unique dynamics of Christian-themed events.
We also delve into the realm of conspiracy theories, discussing topics such as the mysterious activities of Jeffrey Epstein, the role of AI in modern society, and the peculiarities of internet culture. The episode is peppered with humorous anecdotes, including tales of the "timid grappler" and the whimsical world of AI girlfriends. Join us for a lively discussion that blends humor, insight, and a touch of the bizarre.
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Unknown:
You win.
[00:00:05] Unknown:
Who are you guys? Where are you, dude? Good metal, dude. Dude, you'll liberate. Dude,
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dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Deliverate. Deliberate.
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Deliberate. Deliberate. Deliberate. I do.
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Nine,
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eight, seven, four. I'm a lying dog face dinosaur. You said you were. Now you gotta be honest. I'm gonna be honest with you. Three, two, one. Fight. Where are you, dude?
[00:01:05] Steve :
Where we are? Are we live on Balderson's channel?
[00:01:08] Unknown:
Yeah. I had to quick do that while the intro was going. Get busy on.
[00:01:14] Steve :
No. I see it. But, clock just ticked right to 8PM, and we were talking about handwatches, wristwatches, pocket watches, and all kinds of watches. Who's wearing watches and why?
[00:01:30] Unknown:
Rich pretentious shits.
[00:01:34] Unknown:
Right. Which he you know, I just so Dave Chappelle had the the chain, right, that he would give to to people to let them know that he was part of the Chappelle crew. Rogan has decided that a a somewhat fancy watch is going to be the particular item that he gives people to let the rest of the world know that they're property of Joe Rogan.
[00:02:05] Unknown:
Super
[00:02:10] Unknown:
great. But, yeah, they're for a while. Do do you remember I Rogan was, like, pimping a watch of the month club?
[00:02:19] Unknown:
No. I don't I don't see that.
[00:02:22] Unknown:
Yeah. There was, like, an initial, like, $5,000 buy in, and then you got to, receive and return or receive and keep a watch a month for a year?
[00:02:37] Unknown:
Jesus Christ. 5,000 fucking dollars. Yeah. You got you motherfuckers know the only thing a watch does is tell time, and we all have, like, 83 different time telling devices hanging all over our persons. Like, zero reason. It is it's weird as shit to me that in an era when watches have become nearly useless that ever that all of a sudden they've become a status symbol again. Like, that's what that Wes Watson, he was he's all about his watch. That dude that was handing it having it out with Andrew that's just a big meathead. And that guy's all about watches and everything and all these people talking about. And I and I don't understand, like, if you're gonna go back to watches for just a stylish symbol of some sort, why aren't you putting on a fancy dress? You know, fucking putting on a fancy dress, getting yourself a pocket watch. You gotta wind that fucker up once a day. Fucking we we wanna know what time it is. I'm pulling it out of my new vest. You wanna do some fisticuffs?
[00:03:40] Steve :
These men who are wearing these fancy watches are just wanting to wear jewelry and gold and gems and jewels and things, but they don't wanna appear too feminine. They might as well just go full flavor Flav and wear an alarm clock around their neck. They should. Style with the little bells on the side, like, ding ding ding ding ding.
[00:04:00] Unknown:
Some of the freaking watches are that big too. Like, they really are. It's like it take up, you know, two and a half, three inches on your wrist width of the watch of the watch face. That, again, tells time. Now maybe if you find yourself 1,400 meters underwater and your first problem is what time is it, it'll come in really handy.
[00:04:24] Steve :
The diver's watch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The pilot's watch as well.
[00:04:29] Unknown:
Now I I've I've ran through the checklist of things that I would be concerned about if I found myself, you know, several 100 meters underwater. The time of the day, not really a priority for me. No. I I've found. I I don't I don't know. And I may be foolish. I didn't go to dive school. It might be something they have you check first. I don't know. You're not a Navy Seal.
[00:04:56] Steve :
True. Very true. Is that where the demons live?
[00:04:59] Unknown:
I don't know. Water. A California contrarian. No. The demons live in the the level the lake below the lake, you know, where you can't get you you can't where your submarine stops and you can't go no more. Oh. They live down in that one. They don't let they don't let whiteys into.
[00:05:19] Unknown:
The the problem with the sextant is that you only get navigation for twelve hours of the day if you have full sun for twelve hours or full dark for twelve hours. Okay. Yeah. It it wasn't until the invention of the astrolabe that you had a navigational and time telling device that would do it off of both the stars and the sun,
[00:05:46] Steve :
theoretically, twenty four hours a day. So just so you're and an astrolabe and an abacus, you're probably gonna do alright?
[00:05:54] Unknown:
Right.
[00:05:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Who's gonna start carrying those around?
[00:05:59] Steve :
Well, we have a whole new generation that could turn things around if they could just respond to people. Have you heard about their stare? They're becoming known for their ability to have a expressionless face, which does not respond to anything.
[00:06:22] Unknown:
So, like, basically, like, the the vaginal version of the thousand yard stare?
[00:06:30] Steve :
Imagine you walk up to, any cashier at a register, and then you make eye contact with the person, and they just keep scanning all the objects and don't say a single word to you?
[00:06:48] Unknown:
Yeah. So, basically, when I was in the military,
[00:06:52] Unknown:
especially What do you mean, like, walking up to a teenager?
[00:06:56] Unknown:
Right? Yes. When I was in the military, especially when I was in Fort Leonard Wood because they do the special forces training in, Fort Leonard Wood, at least they did back in the nineties. Had that blank ass expression and just kind of just stared dead, you didn't talk to them. Don't don't try and provoke them. If they don't talk back to you or interact with you, just ignore it and just walk just walk the fuck away from you. I'm sure. Don't don't ask to see a supervisor.
[00:07:25] Steve :
Sure. Don't don't ask to see a supervisor. Don't try to get them fired. There are people who are complaining about going out shopping, and the generation z, the young kids who are getting these jobs are not really into customer service or asking, have you found everything you're looking for? Hi. How are you? They just kind of check things out and don't accept cash, but they like credit cards because they don't they get really nervous about giving change back. So if you give them because they cannot count the change. Right. If you give them cash and you give them more than the amount because you want, like, a $5 bill back or $10 bill back, they will literally just have a panic attack. They will just freeze and not understand what they're supposed to do.
[00:08:16] Unknown:
Yeah. Basic basic maths have now become beyond people, which is super interesting because, you know, when I was a kid, they always we didn't have all the computers and all that, and they your teacher tell you, you're not always gonna have a calculator with you. Threat, right? Yeah. You know, that's we couldn't use calculators on our test because you're not always going to have a calculator. And now look at where it's gotten us. People don't know how to do very, very basic math. And as an adult, you should be able to do at least, like, three place algebra and or not algebra, but multiplication and things like that in your head.
[00:09:00] Steve :
Right. I I take this to be good news. This is actually great news for people who are young and looking to get in the job market. If you can count your fingers and toes and do basic math and smile and ask people, how are you? Have you found everything today? Can I help you find anything and just give basic customer service support? You're 95% dial. You are just above and beyond the majority of people, which is to say you do the bare minimum better than anybody else, and you're already leaps and bounds ahead.
[00:09:40] Unknown:
I I tell my kid all the time, like, 95% of what you have to do right now is show up.
[00:09:47] Unknown:
Yep.
[00:09:49] Unknown:
Right. You you were you already have a work ethic, so you don't need to build one. You know, it's that's not a skill set you need to develop. You just gotta be consistent and consistently do the basic functions of your gig. Mhmm. And you're gonna be head and shoulders better than everybody around you.
[00:10:12] Steve :
Yep. You'll be employee of the month in no time.
[00:10:17] Unknown:
Which was easy for him when his
[00:10:19] Unknown:
It says hi.
[00:10:23] Unknown:
Employee of the month right there. Show and we're on YouTube. If you keep gratuitously showing your pussy, we're gonna have to have a talk.
[00:10:32] Unknown:
That's true. We are a family Christian show. Somebody come take these kittens. Mhmm.
[00:10:38] Steve :
Or take some. Like like dirty ones. Well, pray about it first. Pray for the kittens. Pray about the kittens, and then accept the kittens into your home. Kittens are not demonic, though, are they? He's talking to you people. He's not talking to me. Right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. A video of a concerned Christian mother who's not understanding a, recent trend or purposely misunderstanding. Have you heard of these little boo boos?
[00:11:11] Unknown:
The little, like, clippy things on the backpacks, that shit? Yeah. It It hasn't invaded this house yet. So I I only know a little bit. So a Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labooboo items. That's the news story.
[00:11:27] Steve :
Does that make any sense to anyone? I think the Dubai chocolate. Okay. So Dubai chocolate in the shape of a Laboubu.
[00:11:36] Unknown:
I don't know what a Laboubu is. You're gonna have to you're gonna have to fucking Picture. Fill me in on that.
[00:11:42] Steve :
Yeah. It's a it's a specific demon shape. It's very frightening to Christian mothers. Remember when they were saying, like, Pokemon
[00:11:53] Unknown:
are a bit oddly shaped cookie?
[00:11:56] Steve :
Yeah. It's a kind of a chocolate thing. Here it is.
[00:12:01] Unknown:
Yeah. I I've seen it. I've seen a thing on it talking about there's, like, some shortage of some kind of a I can't remember one of the ingredients because these are so popular that this Dubai chocolate's so popular. There's some ingredient in it that there's a shortage of it. It's
[00:12:16] Unknown:
cocaine.
[00:12:18] Steve :
It's like all the old chocolate just melted down and reshaped into a labooboo. And this labooboo being a a demon is quite frightening. We should be very concerned.
[00:12:31] Unknown:
Not a particularly frightening demon.
[00:12:34] Steve :
Well, you're not frightened enough. That's the innocence of this chocolate doll item. When you walk him into your home, it's the equivalent of opening the door to Satan.
[00:12:49] Unknown:
Has somebody made a connection between Labooboo and Satan?
[00:12:56] Steve :
Yeah. And I got the video. I don't know if Steve's ready to
[00:12:59] Unknown:
to play that video. Oh, well, I mean, whatever you put up, I can play. Let me find it here. Yeah.
[00:13:07] Steve :
So I had not heard of Labooboo, and then it was Labooboo everywhere. Kind of one of these things where people are looking for the newest trend. We'd like to get ahead of that.
[00:13:21] Unknown:
Put up Jayfly's comment. Why thank you, Jayfly. That's something we don't ever end up saying. The this one? Yeah.
[00:13:27] Unknown:
The this one? Yeah.
[00:13:31] Steve :
Yeah.
[00:13:35] Unknown:
Thank you, And by the way, I'd like I I know I know it's all relative distance, but I saw Jayfly say he was in Flagstaff. We're gonna be doing a third eye carnival in El Paso, Texas, October. It's gonna be probably one of the coolest things you do this year. They they are. The Third Eye Carnival is definitely one of the coolest things you do this year. And so I understand that it's hard for people to get to places of distance, which is why we're trying to bring them everywhere. So if El Paso is too far from Flagstaff, but you know somebody with a couple of acres that would like to throw a party on their property, we'll do one in Flagstaff too.
[00:14:28] Steve :
People were asking when is the next event. There it is. It's October when?
[00:14:33] Unknown:
Yeah. October. We'll be back in Pueblo next year too. It won't be fourth of July weekend because we want the bands to bring people. And everybody local is doing something fourth of July weekend, so it's basically, like, just our crowd. And we want it to be a local thing. But the the Pueblo shit is always a fucking blast. And I don't know, man. Those guys go absolute bonkers over fireworks, and it's a lot of fun.
[00:15:09] Steve :
You know what's a lot of fun? Listening to ex psychics who are now saved and born again telling me about demonic the boo boo dolls. That does sound fun. That does sound fun.
[00:15:25] Unknown:
Are Labooboo dolls demonic? Christian parents, should your children have a Labooboo doll? I'm a former psychic medium, and the ministry that God has given me is dedicated to educating, warning, and exposing the demonic. And I wanna be fair here and just say, hey. Listen. Not every single thing is demonic. So I did a little digging. At first glance, other than these dolls, I'm sorry, being extremely unattractive, I didn't see anything that, sounded the alarm for me. Then I kept digging.
[00:15:58] Steve :
That was her first problem. Being a former psychic, I worded I don't know. Did she just, like, turn her powers off?
[00:16:06] Unknown:
Yes.
[00:16:11] Unknown:
She just What? Fucking dingo. Oh, goddamn. That is good.
[00:16:17] Unknown:
Dingo is winning early.
[00:16:20] Steve :
Yeah. Get that XP in chat, leveling up.
[00:16:24] Unknown:
So this chick must be a real fucking peach to hang around.
[00:16:29] Unknown:
She she Farmer, psychic medium that decided to stop having fun. And now if you listen to the wind whistle between my neck veins, it's the voice of God.
[00:16:45] Unknown:
Yeah. Holy shit.
[00:16:49] Steve :
Why is your California shirt.
[00:16:52] Unknown:
Why is your neck so sunken in? Are you What is it with, like,
[00:16:57] Unknown:
every former woo chick or whore chick glamping onto Christianity
[00:17:07] Unknown:
lately. Because it pays the best.
[00:17:10] Unknown:
I guess.
[00:17:11] Unknown:
That would pays you you look at it okay. And this isn't even a shit talk thing right now. You look at Andrew Wilson as a perfect example. His YouTube channel is not giant. It really isn't. He just hit 200,000. Like, we all know 10 different dudes that have had that many people for the last ten years and have Sure. Some of them have five times that many. Do any of them bring in that motherfucker brings in, like, $5,000 a night on super chats. Right. Like, Freeman Fly at one point in time had millions of subs Yeah. Before YouTube was even a thing. He didn't he ain't no millionaire.
That dude wasn't getting that kind wasn't getting that them Christians, they're they're ponied up to give their money. That's that's the thing that they are taught out the gate. They're ready to pay for their fucking salvation.
[00:18:15] Steve :
They give generously. She continues to put bible verses over the video without reading them because it's a two minute video. And, you know, it's kind of hard to not judge her because she called these cute little dolls unattractive.
[00:18:31] Unknown:
They they look like now that I think back on it, it it looked like, Where the Wild Things Are. Yeah.
[00:18:38] Steve :
Yes. Now, Ben, put on a seat belt. We're gonna go on a wild ride here. She's gonna say some things. She's gonna use her words.
[00:18:49] Unknown:
Here we go. Oh god.
[00:18:51] Unknown:
I'm afraid. Say, hey. Listen. Not every single thing is demonic. So I did a little digging. At first glance, other than these dolls, I'm sorry, being extremely unattractive, I didn't see anything that, sounded the alarm for me. Then I kept digging. There are claims that this doll is based off of Pazuzu, from Mesopotamian folklore, a demon who they are saying is the evil entity from the exorcist.
[00:19:21] Unknown:
Jesus Christ. Did she is she friends with Chance Garden?
[00:19:25] Steve :
She might be from the Jersey Shore. I'm not sure. I'm a guess that the moment she converted
[00:19:34] Unknown:
from psychic medium to, Internet Christian, she she closed down her Pazuzu, and that's what's making her upset.
[00:19:47] Steve :
A little bit more uptight.
[00:19:49] Unknown:
Yeah.
[00:19:50] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could play you could play fucking music on this lady. She's she's so fucking high strung. Right? Wound
[00:19:57] Unknown:
fucking tight.
[00:19:59] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. It's the zoo zoo and labooboo, which both of them sound like ridiculous made up bullshit baby words. But they Unless, pa zoo zoo love boo boo. It's not the fucking say.
[00:20:13] Unknown:
It sounds like it sounds like what a third grader calls a a sexual organ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really like, it yeah.
[00:20:23] Steve :
She's discovering folklore for the first time. So let's discover folklore with x psychic saved.
[00:20:31] Unknown:
Bububu Pazuzu. But what would the creator of this doll say about that? Well, I decided to do a little research on him, check out his Instagram, and read up. That was when it got a little troubling for me. Scary me. Peter did base this doll off of folklore, Norse folklore.
[00:20:53] Steve :
Are you ready for this?
[00:20:55] Unknown:
Uh-oh. No. No. I I I am I am all ears now, motherfucker. The origin of the booboo.
[00:21:03] Unknown:
The Norse origins of the Libuboo
[00:21:06] Steve :
from a Japanese creator pulling from no Norse folklore by way of New Jersey ex psychic.
[00:21:15] Unknown:
Give it to me, Michaela. That exactly. Where will I check that out too? Goddesses?
[00:21:20] Steve :
She she's learned about goddesses, Norse goddesses and Norse gods.
[00:21:29] Unknown:
Okay. Gods, monsters. Alright. So here's the bottom line after saying all that. I would not, purchase this stall. I would not want my children to have this connection, bitch. Grandchildren to
[00:21:42] Unknown:
Yeah. Right. No. It's because somebody said and here's some pictures, Ben. Why do you hate women? Right?
[00:21:52] Unknown:
Like, could you have made you you made nothing close to a connection. You just said Norse, and they have gods and goddesses and monsters. Okay, I agree with all that. Fucking the Bible has has it's distinctly lacking goddesses, but it has gods and angels and all kinds of monsters, really crazy wicked monsters. Mhmm. Fuck you're getting off with this and and make the connection, you psycho fucking bitch. Quit snorting all the men.
[00:22:28] Steve :
She's got a little bit more to say. Have this,
[00:22:31] Unknown:
because the Bible says in Exodus 23
[00:22:34] Steve :
You shall have no other gods before me. Exodus 20 verse three. Okay. Yeah. I just wanna point out that Leo is Canadian
[00:22:41] Unknown:
and the only reason that he's suggesting butt stuff is because in Canada, the pussy smell worse.
[00:22:51] Unknown:
Yeah. They like like a like a fucking like a ludefisk feed. Right? It's not good.
[00:22:56] Steve :
Yeah. Yeah. Like maple syrup?
[00:22:59] Unknown:
Stale trout.
[00:23:01] Steve :
Okay.
[00:23:02] Unknown:
So if something is inspired off of a false god
[00:23:07] Steve :
There's a logic.
[00:23:10] Unknown:
Labooboo is a false god.
[00:23:12] Unknown:
That's for it. So if something is inspired off of a false god, whatever,
[00:23:17] Unknown:
a demon understand what god it's inspired from, dumb bitch. Odin and Labooboo don't have any similarities to each other, so I'm not sure what you're still going on about. And and and the first thing she's like, they got goddesses? Okay. Well, is Labooboo a girl goddess is is name me what goddess this represents. What are Labooboo's powers? She did the digging, so you like, ankle. That actually sounds nice.
[00:23:50] Steve :
That does sound I like it. She did the digging so you don't have to, and she's protecting you from knowing their names and other research.
[00:23:58] Unknown:
And what is with her list?
[00:24:01] Unknown:
This is just stepping into something that could be potentially danger. It's potentially dangerous.
[00:24:07] Unknown:
That's mean, Christie. That's mean. I feel like that's mean. I don't feel like you're genuinely trying to give this, I don't know, fucking half a Bieber a platform. I'm I'm not
[00:24:25] Unknown:
You can't wave. And I'm with Christie on this. She that is a brilliant idea, Marcus.
[00:24:30] Unknown:
Why have you put it on. Her to present her case
[00:24:35] Unknown:
of the north of Labooboo being of descended from the Norse gods and how this is potentially dangerous for everybody. Right. Where's the man who could assault? Can we bring her back in too? That was fun.
[00:24:51] Unknown:
Just that could lead to demonic oppression in my opinion. Why would you wanna have anything to do with something that goes against God at all as a person? That's correct, j fly. Something that Jesus got nailed to the cross for.
[00:25:05] Steve :
Our What did Jesus get nailed to the cross for?
[00:25:09] Unknown:
Having a Lububoo collection. Duh. That's what the Bible said.
[00:25:13] Unknown:
With something that goes against God at all as a Christian. Something that Jesus got nailed to the cross for.
[00:25:22] Unknown:
Did she just become like
[00:25:24] Unknown:
more New Jersey right now? She really became a mafioso wife there in the last thirty seconds. She really did. And if you know what's good for you, you're gonna get down on your knees. You pray to god for real. Like The most high. The most high. The others did a high Benjamin. Bull this in if that even is your real name. But he's the most high. What are you gonna do about that? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
[00:26:00] Unknown:
I'm gonna buy 12 LaBooBoo dolls.
[00:26:05] Steve :
So there's there's other categories of ministries. There's the the ex psychics who go into the ministry. There's the ex strippers that go into the ministry. There's former Satanists, all these people.
[00:26:20] Unknown:
I opened up the the I do ten minutes of music before the morning show, that kind of shit. Everybody, you know, gather. The one of the songs that I picked Monday morning was a song by a former professional boxer, named Paul Thorn who got is squared up against Roberto Duran. Like, wrote a song about how Roberto Duran beat the fuck out of him. Him. And the song is called I'd Rather Be a Hammer Than a Nail. But the song that I played the the song that I played, very different song. I played a song that he wrote called Joni, the Jehovah's Witness stripper.
[00:27:08] Unknown:
Nice. Nice. She'll show your thing, but she won't let you sell you celebrate your birthday.
[00:27:15] Unknown:
Put a dollar in her g string. She'll deliver.
[00:27:22] Steve :
I do have some
[00:27:24] Unknown:
only knew he probably killed Joanie.
[00:27:29] Steve :
What what was that writing, Marcus? It's the the Paula Jones song. The Paula Jones nose. Oh, the Paula Jones nose. Okay. I got a couple of lines coming in. Something like, her snoot was cute. Her beak was meek. Something about a proboscis, the olfactory. Is it fair to say her trunk was bunk?
[00:27:55] Unknown:
Possibly.
[00:27:56] Steve :
But I don't know. We did we see it? Something about a no pout on her old snout.
[00:28:02] Unknown:
She was at least good enough for a governor. Maybe not presidential side pussy, but governor side pussy at least very. That's fair.
[00:28:10] Unknown:
That's fair.
[00:28:12] Steve :
Because she had her makeover, and that's kind of what this ex psychic has done. She's made herself over, so she's wearing grandma hooded sweatshirts to appeal to the grandkids on TikTok who are wondering if they should be going after the Pazuzu, Labooboo,
[00:28:33] Unknown:
the Pokemon card. How does that and she never even really made that connection either. She just pulled that out her ass, and then she's like, Labooboo Pazuzu. Like, obviously the same. What the fuck is wrong with you? You psycho ass lady. It's painful. You were you were psycho beforehand. And and I remember my mom when she became a Christian. I had I went through this phase with her where it's like everything that she fucking said was now just ordained by god. Anytime she was losing an argument, it was all of a sudden, god says and I'm the Christian expert and god says, like, you're fucking dumb.
And and there is no none of the gods or goddesses look like a weird little monster. I'm not even sure where this inspiration would have came from. Like, they they they it makes no sense, and and it's just a damn bloodhound gang. Nice. It's just a damn doll. It doesn't even actually have any reality or mythology or anything. This is just Christians going cycle again. Like, oh, the monster can escape. No. This is this upside down m is actually this and this enemy. Six and six six six. It's the devil.
[00:29:52] Steve :
Like, oh, fuck, Christians. I've thought long and hard about this, and my
[00:29:59] Unknown:
expert opinion, if anyone's asking for it, is that We did ask. We said, Marcus, would you please give us your expert opinion and analysis on this situation?
[00:30:10] Steve :
Thank you. Mhmm. So when we did weaving spiders, we would go deep into all of this stuff, like, really explore it. And then here's a woman who puts bible verses on the screen, says, don't go against God. Going against God is evil. And if it's not for God, it's against God. So a doll that isn't Christian or of God or of Christ is not of God. So it's against God, therefore it's evil, so don't buy them. And she's in this position where there's a lot of people who hate small hat people, but she can't say that. So the criticism now is shifting towards other xenophobic, exotic, strange things
[00:30:52] Unknown:
because it's comes comes from Japan. They're coming after us now? Not us as in you and I. I mean, like, me and mine.
[00:31:00] Steve :
Not that you're not one of my people. You're just not the same. Right. So it's it's this You don't call the same god I do. It's it's the othering effect because she found out that the creator of the doll is from Japan, and Japan is not a Christian nation. Therefore,
[00:31:15] Unknown:
she can What would we say?
[00:31:16] Steve :
Say Jesuit, maybe there's missionaries there. They have
[00:31:21] Unknown:
Christian crosses and graves and history. What's the dominant religion in Japan? I would not I would be I would actually put even money on it being Christian Christianity. Christianity is taking over fucking everything. Like, they they it's it's way into everything. And it's such a it's such a weak ass religion. It really draws the worst in people. Because they're like, oh, I can be a piece of shit, but it's okay, and I'm still good. It's still good.
[00:31:46] Steve :
Okay. I like it. So to be to be fair, there are really great people who have been Christians for a long time, and they don't believe in dumb ridiculous stuff. And they can talk with people and laugh at jokes and have humor and, you know, celebrate and go to parties and listen to music and not be offended by every single thing. So when someone who is recently converted to this new faith that they found, and all of a sudden that's what their social media personality is, it's very silly. It's very it's very disrespectful to people who are authentic in living the life and doing the work.
[00:32:32] Unknown:
This is very similar to that Nala chick. Right? The one that was an OnlyFans or in, like, one of the top OnlyFans chicks, and now she's, like, super Christian, but she's also still just asking for everybody for money. And now even though she's only been a Christian for, like, six months, she has, like, all this, like, wear makeup. And everything. She's hawking.
[00:32:52] Steve :
Does she still wear makeup? Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Does she still make her appearance glorifying herself and not God?
[00:33:01] Unknown:
And, you know, I'm just I I don't know. If she's if she's a living embodiment of Christ Mhmm. Why would she need the makeup to enhance her appearance? Right? Like, if you are if you are Christ manifest in the flesh
[00:33:20] Steve :
Well, here's the thing. She was leading men into temptation. Has she now begun to not lead them into temptation?
[00:33:28] Unknown:
No. She made herself thirst trap videos. Her shit's still very thirst trap. That's I mean, it's it's it's it's more covered up thirst trap, but it's still, like, Christian conversion. File the check. I just see when other people are talking about it, but it they they've done videos where she's doing cooking and everything's very sexualized, you know, like the way she's doing stuff. She's not it's not like grandma in your kitchen.
[00:33:52] Steve :
Okay. Okay. So she's not wearing the Christian grandma sweaters?
[00:33:58] Unknown:
I mean, I I wouldn't have went with the Christian
[00:34:02] Steve :
thing. Because there there are there are, a lot of, like, bible bookstores would sell t shirts with Christian designs on them, bible verses printed on them, that sort of thing.
[00:34:14] Unknown:
The Ballad of Casey Lane is the most ambitious Bloodhound Gang song ever ever. But but I will say this. I I was I was scrolling the Instagram Mhmm. Over the weekend, and I saw a live concert footage of the Bloodhound gang, and they were like, Jimmy Pop was like, okay. Well, maybe you guys aren't necessarily into our music. Here's a cover song. So they started playing, Weezer.
[00:34:52] Unknown:
And
[00:35:00] Unknown:
and then they went and started going right into the Wu Tang thing. So Weezer riff, Wu Tang shit, and then they did some Bloodhound gang shit, and it was hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Very creative, very funny, and also, like, a real time, you know, mash up before anybody knew what the fuck that was.
[00:35:33] Unknown:
Very cool. Those anymore. Nobody really even knows who they were. They were a very niche group even in the nineties.
[00:35:41] Unknown:
There was they had that one video with the, we don't need no water. Let the motherfucker bark. They had that one video, and then after that, like, you just kinda had to find out. There's something that got played at, like, 01:00 in the morning in a bar, and you were like I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night, strolled on in to Uncle Olympia's Hump Palace looking for love.
[00:36:11] Steve :
The the lops.
[00:36:13] Unknown:
Oops. Some with the Casio keyboard.
[00:36:16] Unknown:
Toby. Your name's Toby.
[00:36:21] Unknown:
He says, got to nail her back in her trailer. Hey. That rhymed.
[00:36:30] Steve :
But he's got a computer in that trailer too.
[00:36:33] Unknown:
Well, a lap dances so much better when the stripper is crying.
[00:36:47] Steve :
Rumble chat is just flying by tonight. If you guys on Rumble could post your comments as comments after livestream ends, it'd be a lot easier for us to see them. Well, no. Fuck that, dude. It's just Leo being crazy. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, there's some good references. I know I'm fucking around. There's some Christians they're saying they're pretty cool. Yeah. So post all the names of the best Christians
[00:37:10] Unknown:
as a comment after the stream ends in the rumble chat. That would be great. Like, when I'm talking shit, obviously, if you're a reasonable Christian, I'm not talking about you. I'm friends with Marcus and freaking But make crazy sucked up face meth out bitch that's fucking a psychic, but also a Christian at this. Would you she, like, lose her psychic abilities? Because isn't that, like, something that they're against also?
[00:37:34] Unknown:
More than that. When you when you tell us about your your ministry through gang outreach?
[00:37:39] Unknown:
Yeah. We wanted to hear about Marcus's joining of the bloods. Yeah. When I was, about 17,
[00:37:45] Steve :
I had the opportunity to go to a place called Chicago. And in this place called Chicago, they have these, like, tenement buildings. They call them the ickies, because it's really disgusting. And being one of the few fairer skinned guys in the area, we decided to have a barbecue and set up a loudspeaker and just have a, I guess, a salvation ministry night. I'm surprised I walked out of that place alive. Yeah. For those of you unfamiliar,
[00:38:16] Unknown:
Chicago is a small suburb of Gary, Indiana.
[00:38:22] Steve :
We went past, Oprah Studio, Hartpoke Studio. We were on the, I think, the South Side. Is that the good side, or is that was that better or worse than Oh, it's definitely the good side. Yeah. In fact, everyone should go to the South Side Of Chicago if they visit. Okay. So here's, you know, okay. Like, I I don't know how I ended up in this situation. Youth group kid youth group kid being real close to the pastors. And now they're like, we're going to Chicago. K. Alright. We're gonna minister there. Okay. Fine. So we were with, some people from North Dakota, South Dakota, Midwest places, bunch of white people, getting on a church bus and going to South Dakota has a lot of those. Yeah. Yeah. We slept on the floor in a church gymnasium. We did a lot of yard work. We mowed some odds and pulled some weeds.
And then the whole point was to, I guess, show up and minister to people. So we walked around the parks passing out flyers saying there's gonna be a barbecue, and we were gonna give out free food to everybody.
[00:39:25] Unknown:
That is one of the nice things that Christians do. They're they aren't dumb. Like, they know you weren't gonna come just to hear and fucking nag. You have to report a couple of Southerners if you would Giving them food the people in Chicago with the mac and cheese, though. Giving them food smart, bringing 13, 14, 15 year olds, 16 year olds
[00:39:43] Steve :
to Chicago. Ew. That was a little bit more on the dangerous side. I think maybe a mission trip to Mexico could have been safer at this point. Sounds right up my alley as a youth group attendee as a young man. Right. And I don't understand why we just didn't go to I speak as we were trying to acquire drugs. We just saw them. They were on the floor. They were Oh, he he he said to say
[00:40:10] Unknown:
in response to that, but in in his head, he's just like, yeah. I was trying to acquire a drug.
[00:40:14] Unknown:
I went to I went to a thing, the in, junior high school, and it was like a a church convention in Indianapolis, Indiana. They put us up in hotels. We're looking right over downtown. Beautiful view. Absolute beaut wish there was something to look at in Downtown Indianapolis, but it was just the soldiers And Sailors Monument, and that's all you really got. But we brought weed, and we were dumb. And we thought that packing a couple of dryer sheets into a toilet paper roll was going to mask the smell of the weed. Now here's a pro tip, kids.
It doesn't mask the smell at all. It just makes it sound like you smell like you were blowing weed smoke through a dryer sheet. That's it. That's the only thing it does.
[00:41:12] Unknown:
You now now you have actually works as Ozium, and you definitely don't wanna breathe that in.
[00:41:17] Unknown:
Heck no. So we're in the process of lying to our youth pastor about whether or not we brought weed. Turns out, there was a little snitch, Andy Taylor, Andrew fucking Taylor. Andrew. You little rat. Fuck. I still remember your name, bitch. I knew he was going up the elevator in the soldiers in Sailors Monument and happened to be taking pictures of our hotel room and got a perfect shot of me and my buddy Brian, like, passing a joint to each other, trying to blow his shit over us. This rat fuck produced evidence against
[00:42:05] Unknown:
us. The fuck's your problem?
[00:42:10] Unknown:
I mean, what could you possibly stand to gain from that? Would like, I did so I had to go Wait. He didn't hurt to have it. To. When he gets to heaven
[00:42:20] Unknown:
and and he's talking to is it Saint Peter that's supposed to be at the gig? I'm gonna be like Yeah. By the time I stitch snitched on Steve Wakinen and the other guys, they were they were, smoking the dirty weed, and he's gonna be like, well, cool. You you you are gonna get into the extra higher rung. That that's gonna get him at least an extra rung, if not two. Why isn't there a book about the levels of heaven? Why you got only we only got Dante's inferno.
[00:42:49] Unknown:
Hey. It's great white hope. You're welcome to to hop in and test the limits of my insufficiently Aryan acumen. You are. Like, I open up my stream twice a week for for all oncomer. You're more than welcome to. So great white pope is severely offended because, the girl I'm dating is from Mexico. He's very mad about that. Very, very mad about that. And that's because he can only get lame ass white pussy, I would imagine. Like, the and and at that point, like, probably, like, fifth rate white pussy.
[00:43:38] Steve :
Yeah. There are ministry opportunities.
[00:43:40] Unknown:
Humble yourself. I wanna I wanna hear the Aryan Acumen fucking line again three times fast. I do. I do. Yeah. No. No. I got by all means by all means, like like, please, please, you know, hop into a live stream at some point. So I found some flaw in the logic. He's describing an Aryan,
[00:43:59] Steve :
a cumin. A a cumin is flavored used in a lot of tacos.
[00:44:04] Unknown:
Well and also used in India where the word Aryan originates. But, I mean, let's not fax let's not let facts get in the way of a a decent narrative. Right? Let's get into the narrative
[00:44:18] Steve :
that Chinese mafia have infiltrated America's, legal marijuana market.
[00:44:25] Unknown:
Nope. Supposedly have. This was reported by Tucker Carlson. She is super hot, by the way. Tucker Carlson is a dipshit. Like, there ain't nobody in the marijuana market anymore. Fucking shit. After it went legal, that going legal ended all of this. Like, there ain't no freaking Chinese. I'm in damn California. I think they need, like, the vape carts
[00:44:49] Unknown:
and the extracts. That's where the Chinese have really come into play,
[00:44:55] Unknown:
as far as the American cannabis market. What the fuck is even in them vape carts? How are you selling a fucking an actual cart for pretty much the price that I can get the empty cart for only it's full?
[00:45:06] Steve :
Yeah. Cheap Chinese weed,
[00:45:11] Unknown:
and there's a video amazing to me how the people that I asked to hop in the stream disappear as soon as I asked them to hop in the screen. When the doors open to live stream and we invite them in and Did you actually put the link in there? No. Not yet. But as soon as I said, hey. Hop in, ghost. Nowhere to be found.
[00:45:33] Steve :
Like a vapor.
[00:45:34] Unknown:
The ghost pope. This is something that, like, the Scooby Doo gang. That's a mystery they'd solve. Who's the ghost pope?
[00:45:42] Steve :
I think it's
[00:45:43] Unknown:
John. Lord, Aaron, Steve get some razzing about his Mexican girlfriend. I give him shit about it all the time. Right? Hey. Look, dude. I can take a punch. I'm good.
[00:45:57] Unknown:
Alright. Come on. You're a hard nosed motherfucker, dude. I'll do what you oh, it's okay. It's okay. I I'm here on purpose. He takes it as well as he gives it. That's a fact. But I will. I'll I'll get in there and fucking toe to toe with literally anybody regardless of whether I win or lose. I'm that fucking stubborn.
[00:46:22] Unknown:
Yeah. This is especially in Oklahoma, because here's a funny story. After, California legalized Oklahoma was, the next market that really opened up. And, all the good growers from here when the market completely crashed, because of the prices that they charge here here for a the same growth that cost $250,000 to license cost 5,000 in Oklahoma. And I only know that because I know a shit ton of growers that move their happy asses to Oklahoma. None of them were Chinese nor in any kind of an underworld, and they all moved to Oklahoma to fucking grow weed because the the market there is really good, and they hadn't wrecked it yet. And the the setup fees were insanely cheap compared out here.
Like, out here at this point, you're gonna pay this giant sum of money to make almost nothing back. Like, a few weeks ago when we were talking about the the grow that's on the road in between here and Garberville. They're selling £400,000 a year. They're probably only making fucking $50 a pound at the best or something.
[00:47:45] Steve :
You know, we There there are fields in Minnesota that are just filled with hemp and anything. It could be anything. It's everywhere now. It's it's not a rare thing to find. What they're discussing about this, Chinese mafia cheap weed danger thing are homes in distressed areas where they will set up grow operations. No one will be in the home, and then they'll, like, they'll drive up. They'll clear it out and then leave.
[00:48:15] Unknown:
Well, again, it doesn't doesn't this is some nineteen eighties shit. Right. That's Yeah. The cards and the flower the the cards and the flower do absolutely suck now. This is why I got my medical license again. Fucking it's it's basic. It the the market has completely went to shit, but it's been going to shit for a long time. That's not just the Chinese. As soon as they started crossing everything with gelato and runs and all that kind of crap, everything just went to trash. What because, really, back in the day when they were getting 5,000 a pound for, for a good seedlings pound, they were paying the trimmers like $250 a pound to trim it. Yeah. Everybody was getting a lot of money and everybody was Salad days, baby.
Not now. Where I'm having another problem because this is some like 1990 shit that he's talking about. Mhmm. But again, indoor grows are not feasible anymore. You can't make enough money. When it was $5,000 a pound having a $10,000 electric bill, Yeah. Okay. That's feasible. But anymore, all the indoor is basically gone because it you can't make enough money. Everybody's growing light debt.
[00:49:26] Steve :
The source of this is ProPublica. We'll get into news sources and figuring that out. What they're describing as being the horror of all horrors is the Chinese, in quotes, the Chinese who are doing the grows are using chemicals that are not approved by the EPA. They're not tested. They're not safe. And then they're fumigating the entire home. So they have, like, these bug bombs, but it just fumigates the thing, which is, you know, toxic and poisonous.
[00:49:59] Unknown:
And I wonder convince me that there's a bunch of people growing in indoor grows at this point, that the money is there
[00:50:06] Steve :
to do that. I I I think this whole story is weird and suspicious and probably not really getting anything correct and not attempting to tell a true story. But the fear is this this fumigation. So they're putting these bugs on. Is there another picture of this, Marcus? Can is there another I'll I can scroll down. So I'm I'm like, they're probably setting up these bug bombs so that other people in the area don't go into the home so they know that it's toxic as a security measure because other people gotta go in there and go in there.
[00:50:40] Unknown:
Worse. Then if that's actually happening, the bug bomb is 99% of the time because of spider mites. Sure. Okay. The spider mites have hung on to you. The they're that's not even LEDs.
[00:50:56] Steve :
Get the fuck out of here. I don't believe they're gonna show you
[00:51:00] Unknown:
photos that would teach you how to do it. No. I can see the lights. They aren't even fucking LEDs. Get the fuck out of here. Sure. Sure. This is ProPublica
[00:51:09] Steve :
body cam footage from 2022,
[00:51:13] Unknown:
November 2022. Kingfisher County Sheriff's Department. Two LEDs had completely wiped all other girl lights off the market. Mhmm. They don't produce heat. They produce a full sun spectrum of light. It's not like back in the day when you had like Gavitas and shit with a thousand watts of the sun that's about the same temperature as the sun and you have to run 12 air conditioners in the same room as you're trying to grow. Like, that's again, electrically, the the it the cost is way over what anybody's getting on indoor in any state that's legalized in Oklahoma is legalized.
[00:51:52] Unknown:
I just learned how to play the boys from Oklahoma by cross Canadian ragweed because it randomly popped into my head when we were talking about the weed scene in Oklahoma. Yeah. I don't know if anybody has any idea what I'm talking about, but it's a fun song. Strum away. Let's hear it. Right? Because them boys from Oklahoma roll the joints all around. They're too damn skinny. The way too long will I I ain't a hole of rollers. Wow. Just hit a bone. And boys from Oklahoma roll the joints all wrong.
[00:52:32] Unknown:
I believe that. I did boot camp in Oklahoma. Weird place.
[00:52:41] Steve :
I don't think this article mentions the possibility of federal agencies
[00:52:45] Unknown:
involved in How you doing faggot down in Norman that got a kinky streak. Those are the lyrics. That's not me. It's it's the lyrics. The cross Canadian ragweed isn't allowed to sing them anymore. But but, yeah, it's it yeah. I'm just reading. Just reading.
[00:53:00] Steve :
Just quoting?
[00:53:01] Unknown:
Yeah. But it's true. You ever been to Norman, Oklahoma?
[00:53:06] Steve :
They do. Roll their joints. May have been through it.
[00:53:10] Unknown:
So so the Chinese government is gonna somehow have part in a drug ring specific to Oklahoma that supposedly some Chinese people are Sure. Growing the most expensive weed that nobody will buy.
[00:53:25] Unknown:
I've heard that the Chinese government
[00:53:28] Steve :
enforces their laws and locks up criminals. I've heard that the American government, doesn't distribute justice equally.
[00:53:41] Unknown:
Which once again, I you just can't there's just nothing about this that makes sense to me. This sounds entirely all made up. Like, like, that was from, like, look at this. Whole fucking yeah. You're making so much money off of fucking legal weed trade. You're flying planes full of fuck. Get the fuck out of here. So If chances are good that that wasn't even looking at that room, the chances are good that that was just a a mother or a a clone room and that they were probably gonna go chuck those things outdoors later because you cannot make money like that.
[00:54:19] Steve :
The operation lights out, prosecuting real estate brokers, accused of other people doing fraudulent maneuvers and crimes and stuff and things. A 100 houses are maybe raided. It goes on and on. This is something that Tucker Carlson brought up because there's a documentary that he was promoting about a Chinese cartel in America.
[00:54:42] Unknown:
Well, I'm up where most of the weeds growing and outside of the there is, area of Cambodians over by Redding. They call it the Hole. Yep. And then there's a area up by weed that's got a bunch of Asians. I'm not sure what flavor of Asians. They're Laoisians.
[00:55:00] Unknown:
They're they're from Laos.
[00:55:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Okay.
[00:55:03] Unknown:
Yeah. I knew they weren't Chinese. I wasn't sure. No. They're from Laos, and they trim weed, and they have fucking smog check and brake shops.
[00:55:12] Unknown:
Yeah. But now but there's also the the the ones that actually out here that you have the most problems with are the Bulgarians, which are white. Yep. Like, those those are, you know, old Soviet Union country that and they come over here. Weirdos.
[00:55:35] Steve :
Yeah. The Cossacks. You ever have any problems with the Cossacks? Mhmm. Okay.
[00:55:44] Unknown:
No. It's mostly Bulgarians around here if it's anything. And then, obviously, you get the the Mexicans and the Guatemalans and shit.
[00:55:56] Steve :
You ever meet a Somalian? Yes. There was a Somali running for a government position in Minneapolis. Did you see that picture going around?
[00:56:07] Unknown:
I'm sure that that has got the Republican people up in arms because there isn't they're already, Minneapolis is always the city they talk about. They're like, there's there's Sharia law in Minneapolis, and I always and I'm always like, fucking address of that. Like, there's areas you can't even go to in Minneapolis because it's Sharia law and stuff. I'm like, well, give me that address. Let let me go check that out. I There's a place I
[00:56:34] Steve :
I park in a Somali grocery store parking lot. They give me a little ticket in my car. I if I pay them money so that they can guard my car overnight, it's, it's fine. Great people. Don't know what to Well, that that's the way it is down, like, in Lake Street or anywhere else in Minneapolis.
[00:56:48] Unknown:
Yep. Shout out to, Jason Barker from Knights of the Storm and the Supa Newson phone family.
[00:56:55] Unknown:
Right. Right. I I am aware of King of the Hill. Yeah. I cannot I I did not go to, the Vietnam War or whichever war it was or Korea or whichever one the dad went to, though. So I I cannot
[00:57:09] Unknown:
I can tell Man, I was just saying nice things about you, Jay, and now you're gonna do a Goo Goo Dolls cover?
[00:57:16] Steve :
Make it about the boo boo dolls. You'll drop it on the make it about the boo boo dolls.
[00:57:21] Unknown:
I don't really know if it's Satan. I just want to know if you are. He's a give you my soul. I don't know, dude. I don't know how the song goes. I don't know. Very soulful.
[00:57:35] Unknown:
Right. Very soulful. The the good part about that song, though, is you can dip into whatever culture. You can, you know, you can have Satan. You can have demons. You can have Norse gods. You can have Pazuzus, which is what what you but but Mesopotamian. Like, you know, it's all just so
[00:57:52] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Name your go to karaoke jam? Goddamn it. You faggot. Alright. What's your go to karaoke jam, Alan?
[00:58:03] Steve :
I would do Pokemon theme song just because it pleased everybody. But Are there words to that? I wanna be the very best. Like, no one ever was. Yeah. Is
[00:58:16] Unknown:
my real test.
[00:58:19] Unknown:
Yeah. Benjie, what's your your karaoke jam?
[00:58:22] Unknown:
Ben does not do karaoke.
[00:58:24] Unknown:
So what's your karaoke jam?
[00:58:27] Unknown:
I I I do not do karaoke and never have. If I I I I wouldn't even know I don't think there's anything I could probably sing that would sound good. I have two. I have two that are my my my standbys.
[00:58:40] Unknown:
It was bad bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce. Yeah. And then, David Allen Coe's long haired redneck. Those are those my my two karaoke jams.
[00:58:54] Steve :
If I really like the people and I wanna put on a great show, I'll do, House of Pain, jump around.
[00:59:02] Unknown:
Alright. So let's do this. Come on. Pack it up. Pack it in. Pack it up. Pack it in. Let me begin. Yeah. I came to win battle me. That's a sin. Go ahead. Battle me. That's a sin. See it with the karaoke. I'll pay you back up. Punk your bed and back up. If you got the feeling, jump across the ceiling. To, jump around. Stay up. Come on. Throw your hands up.
[00:59:25] Steve :
I feel like Marcus could definitely sing ice ice baby, though, without extra help. Alright. Stop. Folks, someone's talking junk. Yo. I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punks. So feeling, punking amps in the trunk, and I got more rhymes. And there's cops at a Dunkin' Donut shop. So now I got props from the kids on the hill, plus my mom and my pops. I came to get down. I came to get down. So get out your seat and jump around. Please jump around. Please get off your seat and jump around. I'm being very polite. Yeah. If you have to ask nicely, it's not hip hop. Please, mister John McEnroe.
[01:00:03] Unknown:
If that's okay with you, I'd like to see you. John McEnroe, if your girl step up, I'm slapping a hoe. Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs. I got You got more rhymes in the bible, Scott. I will go.
[01:00:15] Steve :
And just like the prodigal son, I'm I'm returning. One step into me, you'll get You'll get burned. Because I got lyrics, but you got none. If you come to battle, bring a You sure go. Moon. But if you do, you're a fool because I do it to the death trying to step to me. You'll take your last breath. I got the skill. Come get your fill because when I shoot the gift, I shoot to kill. I come to get down. I came to get down. So get out your seat, and please please, folks, jump around.
[01:00:42] Unknown:
I mean, if your knees are good Yeah. If you're able to walk. We recognize the audience we have. So if you have bad knees, don't jump around. Probably a bad idea. We could get you a trampoline. We can we can make accommodations. And so it really is the hip hop audience now, though, man. Can you imagine being at, like, a fucking House of Pain show and everybody's in their sixties? And they're like, John Raw. Hey. But don't because you might throw a hip out.
[01:01:10] Unknown:
End up looking like Madonna up there trying to trying to sexy dance, just looking like a weirdo in a diaper fucking having a seizure.
[01:01:17] Steve :
I'm the cream of the crop. I rise to the top. I never eat a pig because the pig is a cop or better yet a Terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to find me out. My name is Sega.
[01:01:30] Unknown:
But I ain't going out. Why don't you go out, bitch? Yeah. Fuck, dude. Why is that shit still in my head from, like, '91?
[01:01:40] Unknown:
Because it's I don't know. I sang the whole mister Ed or most of the mister Ed song last episode, and I don't know why the fuck that's in my head from fucking black and white TV. Oh, dude.
[01:01:51] Unknown:
Same songs? Those are memes? It's wild to me that we had been thirty years in the era of color television, and yet when we were growing up, Nickelodeon still had mister Ed, black and white, Gilligan's Island Mhmm. Darby Gillis. Darby Gillis was still on TV, but they wouldn't show us reruns of all in the family. They wouldn't. Somehow Archie Bunker was a little bit beyond the pale.
[01:02:28] Steve :
Mhmm. Was a part of TV land.
[01:02:32] Unknown:
And and the thing is is it's them that do this, and that and that's what's super interesting. It's not the audience that's doing that because anytime that they make something really hardcore or badass like that, people love it. And they're like, yeah. Yeah. But what about if we threw 12 gays in there and two trannies and and and a bunch of other people and and totally changed the entire dynamic of this show? And It's the world.
[01:02:58] Unknown:
It's the South Park episode where they made fun of the new Disney CEO, and Cartman was the Disney CEO. And he kept going, put a chick in it, make her gay, and make it lame. And, like, that's what's being shoved down the throats of everybody now. You can have James Blonde, but he's got to be a Somalian migrant, lesbian, furry, transsexual, fucking pagan.
[01:03:32] Unknown:
Yeah. They've they've tried that. And he also has to have a labooboo.
[01:03:36] Steve :
A little labooboo out of Dubai.
[01:03:39] Unknown:
I got two turn genders and a microphone.
[01:03:48] Unknown:
Yeah. Even, like, any show that goes badass, like American Gods. There's a tiny bit of some some gay shit in the first season,
[01:03:58] Unknown:
but But it was acceptable
[01:04:00] Unknown:
because it was also in the book. Yeah. Yeah. And then the second season, they go Godso with it or the last season. Was it third?
[01:04:08] Unknown:
I didn't watch the the third
[01:04:10] Steve :
season. You mean Gonzo, you mean they're really journalistic?
[01:04:14] Unknown:
When they made the plot about Mad Sweetie and Dead Wife, I stopped watching.
[01:04:19] Unknown:
Well, they they they well, the the last season, they made the plot about the the vagina queen chick that sucked everybody into her vagina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which that actually the metaphor for that is one of my favorite metaphors for the world today because boys, that kid that chick, that's real. You go ahead and put your Ecker in there and your life is done. That that thing that you were, that you wanted, it's all gone. It's into the vagina nebula now. But, hey, choose wisely, but they made it all about her and her black empowerment and how she's actually, like, the love goddess and blah blah and all this shit. And then the the, gay guy, the he, like, goes on this whole, like, going to, like, sex, parties and all this other really and that was who fucked the genie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The dude who fucked the genie. Okay. And and all of a sudden, they had these giant swinger sex parties, and that was, like, most that last season. It's why it crashed horribly. Oh, I see. Everybody talked about it because it was great to nobody watch the last season because it was horrifying.
[01:05:29] Steve :
I remember there was a gun factory. The guy from Deadwood was in it. They were at the gun factory.
[01:05:36] Unknown:
I didn't necessarily think I would particularly care for him as, Odin, but he actually did a good job, I think. Yeah. Was it Ian McKellar? Is that his name?
[01:05:47] Steve :
Yeah. I believe so. I believe so.
[01:05:49] Unknown:
No. She Billius isn't a a succubus. She's literally a fuck demon. Like, the the a succubus attaches itself to you and you alone. Yeah. That's your own personal demon that you have to wrestle with and and conquer and get through. But what Billius represents is something very, very different. It's yeah.
[01:06:25] Unknown:
Yeah. The succubi actually has to somewhat live in, symbiosis with you because you can't get you can't get anything off a dead host. When you had one time shot with Bilquis, that was the end of the the end of the thing. You you you did this once, you are now ruined. Your your life is over. She's absorbed you, you are no more. Yeah.
[01:06:50] Unknown:
Whereas with a succubus, you're you're still you. You're just a hollowed out shell of you,
[01:06:57] Unknown:
but you're forced to walk around in the world all day every day. Yeah. They're just that that one's gonna just suck all the joy out of life, but you're still gonna live. You're you're still gonna have you. It's still gonna allow in fact, the better and more powerful you could become,
[01:07:12] Unknown:
the the bigger the launch it's gonna have. Imagine if you were married to the program director for an MSNBC show. That that's that's a lot what that would be like.
[01:07:26] Unknown:
Yeah. Where the the the Bill Quiz character and and there is as a dude, if you've not seen this happen, there's other dudes that they they're a 100%. They sleep with a chick once, and that dude is never the same. Never the same. That ruins that dude's life. Like, you should definitely just kept that to yourself. It was not worth it. I don't give a fuck if there was harps and angels and shining light inside there. Like
[01:07:57] Steve :
It's rough. Sometimes they're not even married.
[01:08:01] Unknown:
Horrible.
[01:08:06] Steve :
Yeah. I I saw the I didn't go eat my baby comment about this Dubai chocolate being a rich chic paying a model to, excrement, on the chest. Yep. There's a movie called Dubai Porta Potty that I've, started watching. So I'll get back to you next week on a full review of the movie Dubai.
[01:08:25] Unknown:
Watch it, especially in Dubai. Like, those people, when you have that much wealth, something just breaks inside of you as a person. You are no longer a human. Like, there's just something wrong with those people. And and Dubai is the wealthiest, probably the wealthiest, like, however many square miles that is. That's the wealthiest amount of those square miles on the planet.
[01:08:53] Steve :
It seems that way. Yes.
[01:08:56] Unknown:
Like, they, like, they they build whole fucking islands and shit because they just like, oh, wow. We'd like an island over here in the shape of a fucking palm tree. So we're gonna go ahead and build it.
[01:09:09] Unknown:
Let's build an island shaped like a penis so we can have UFC fights there. Yeah. Isn't it better not being married? It's not no. It's actually way better to be married because then you, you know, have well, you have to work your shit out. You you don't get to treat human beings like they're disposable.
[01:09:35] Steve :
Okay. But if you don't doesn't happen?
[01:09:37] Unknown:
If you're in a not that it doesn't happen, but it's way like, you're more invested
[01:09:44] Unknown:
And you want a better outcome. You know what? Just you can't just leave. You gotta go through some effort to to end this. Like Yeah. When she made me pull into last time and I told her that we were done, she just looked at me and said, no. We're not. And I said, oh,
[01:09:59] Steve :
don't make me no more. Polenta is a a regional dish?
[01:10:04] Unknown:
It's a, divorce recipe. It That is a it is a universal dish of sadness. Yeah. Is there anything That is that is is made to express your displeasure in your partner.
[01:10:16] Unknown:
Yeah. This may this means I think you're a shitbag.
[01:10:19] Unknown:
Here, have some Yeah. I'm mad at you, but I don't wanna tell you I'm mad at you, so here's polenta.
[01:10:24] Unknown:
The best part about this story that I haven't ever said yet, because it just happened not too long ago. Like, what when were we at your parents? Like, a month, month and a half ago? Anyways, her aunt taught her different recipes for Polenta, and she was telling the odds, the the polenta story, and the odds like, well, did you try making it like this? Did you try it like this? Chris is like, yes.
[01:10:48] Unknown:
I tried those ways. Yes. I did try poking him in the throat before I kicked him in the balls, but for some reason, he wasn't okay with it. Yeah. No. I I totally I I tried I tried taking a barbed wire wrap baseball bat and smacking him across the lower back as hard as I could. But for some reason, he responded in a way that was negative. I can't understand why.
[01:11:15] Steve :
Exactly. So what about the polenta, isn't
[01:11:20] Unknown:
it's Is that an agreement? Chewy the consistency of it is god awful. The taste of it is terrible, and it sits in your fucking gut for, like, two weeks. All those things. It's it's just bad. It's like quinoa, but heavier.
[01:11:37] Unknown:
Like, Colenta is one of the things that convinced me. You know that part in the matrix where they're like, anything that goes like, if I can push it out of my mouth, like, and it comes out like a face, like gloopy shit. Don't I'm not gonna ever put it in my mouth. Like, no. That shit ain't happening. That shit I even tried that last the the first time I tried eating it, I got, like, half of it down, and that's because I had tortilla chips, some blue chips to dip it in, and at least the tortilla chips were masking it. But that said, that last time, there was no tortilla chips. It was just corn mush shit.
I would rather go in to the glass.
[01:12:17] Steve :
Sound like a breakfast cereal?
[01:12:21] Unknown:
I could see where you would think it's similar to oatmeal. Like, no. I wouldn't say it's oatmeal. Kinda kinda more malco meal ish. Like grits. Like grits. Absolutely like grits, which I hate. I don't know how my fucking white Danish wife just said that she loves grits. I don't know what the fuck just happened. I love grits. They're great.
[01:12:52] Unknown:
If you've got thirty five minutes to prepare them in a fucking southern grainy, you know, Manning's a fucking top. Man. You're from the Dakotas. That's it's forgivable for you not having taste or culture. It's forgivable. Grits is the name of a Christian,
[01:13:11] Steve :
duo. I think they do a hippity hop. They have a song called my life be like, oh, ah.
[01:13:17] Unknown:
But that's my familiarity with grits. It's it's it's always been a major blow. You know? Everybody that tells me that, which I agree. I agree. I got no taste in culture. I the one time the one time I ate in a five star restaurant where they required me to have a suit and a coat and all that, I spit my fucking they gave me cold shrimp. They they brought out they're like, you either got a free shrimp platter or a free cheese platter? And so my wife picked the shrimp platter, and I grabbed one. I put bit onto it because I wasn't a vegetarian at the time. And I bit down, and that thing was fucking cold and raw, and I spit it back out on the fucking plate right in front of that mater d dude. And I was like, you fuckers didn't cook it.
And he goes, I take it you would like the cheese platter. Yes. Yes.
[01:14:04] Unknown:
Yes. You're smart. Jason, if you're making a Dennis Leary reference, by default, you're making a Bill Hicks reference.
[01:14:13] Unknown:
I'm not so I'm not so Leary is a joke thief
[01:14:18] Unknown:
is is what I'm I'm trying to say. That that that fireman show, though, he was in was good. I like that. Oh, yeah. No. I saw a couple episodes of that. That that that seemed like it would be okay. I never really didn't get it get into it, but it's yeah.
[01:14:35] Unknown:
Land man. His his his character in Demolition Man was brilliant.
[01:14:40] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:14:41] Steve :
Yeah. Taco Bell.
[01:14:45] Unknown:
Look, dude. I am going to every time call out a joke thief. I'm I'm it's you know, there are, like, a couple of different hills I'll die on. That's one of them. Fuck Dennis Leary. That's what
[01:15:00] Steve :
I have a story about a guy who made a meme that you could steal. Just that's that's Oh, Dougie? Yeah.
[01:15:10] Unknown:
Yeah. So I'll make sure Dougie Hey. Yo. I'm really glad that that guy didn't end up doing 10 over that shit. Mhmm. Well, let's let's show what he Oh, yeah. The guy the guy that fucking for the Hillary Clinton campaign.
[01:15:24] Steve :
So this is, a Twitter vote by text? Mhmm. This is, this is a screenshot of Ricky Vaughn's Twitter page appearing on CNN that he took a picture of and posted on his Twitter account. So CNN loved this meme, thought it was great, and the meme is something along the lines of here's a black woman in front of a Hillary Clinton presidential candidate campaign sign. The text reads, avoid the line, vote from home, text Hillary 259925.
[01:16:06] Unknown:
I I think the guy's a national hero. If you're dumb enough to fall for that, I don't want your vote to count. Any trickery that you could pull like that that convinces dumb fuckers not to vote, If you're that fucking stupid and gullible, you definitely are not making, informed choice on the candidate. You are stupid. Please don't vote.
[01:16:29] Steve :
Well, if you don't get the baseball reference, are you really even an American? Because the name is from a baseball movie.
[01:16:39] Unknown:
Yeah. That's, that's the, from Major League. Yep. The Charlie Sheen character.
[01:16:47] Steve :
The Charlie Sheen plays the character. I, made a threads account just to post it here. We got some threads up. I'll I'll read them. Mackie, a former Manhattan resident living in West Palm Beach, Florida, made a name for himself, has the Twitter user Ricky Vaughn posting under the avatar of Charlie Sheen's character from the movie Major League wearing a MAGA hat. So he's changed it a couple times. In this one, he's using the the Pepe the Frog. It's got the red MAGA hat on it. In other pictures, he's called, Publius Gaius, the Ricky Vaughn.
Again, not clear if he was controlling all these Twitter accounts, But because Ricky Vonn is the name of a character in a baseball movie, anybody could use it. So fast forward to today, and the name Ricky Vonn has resurfaced in a different context as social media user Douglas Mackey adopted the alias Ricky Vaughn and gained notoriety for posting misleading memes during the twenty sixteen US presidential election.
[01:17:50] Unknown:
They're calling wild thing in the movie?
[01:17:53] Steve :
Wild thing. Yes. Yep. He's wild thing. So Ricky Ricky Vaughn, the fictional baseball player with a wild past before joining the Cleveland Indians was pitching in the California penal league after getting locked up for stealing a car. Known for his insane fastball and control issues, he earned the named nickname wild thing. This is before tiger blood, I think.
[01:18:21] Unknown:
Yeah. But the Laurel Canyon stuff's been rehashed and rehashed, and that that that's basically there's a number of subjects that have turned into the human centipede of conspiracy information, and that's one of them where it's been regurgitated and regurgitated.
[01:18:40] Steve :
Mackey convicted in March 2023 of election interference for posting the image, and then CNN was resharing it to their audience. A Brooklyn federal court found after five days of fraud deliberation that he was guilty of conspiracy against the rights. Again, Ricky Vaughn is a baseball player with a wild pass in a movie, So they found, the guy behind the Twitter account. Charlie Sheen remarkably developed a powerful arm. He was throwing fastballs at 85 miles an hour for the movie. So this athleticism made Von's on screen presence feel genuine and relatable and kind of a cult status hero. No shit. Sheen is throwing 85 mile an hour fastballs. He was doing it for the movie. Those are him those that's him pitching in the movie. Great movie. That would be impressive.
Yes. Now in 2025, a three judge second circuit court of appeals ruled that prosecutors didn't present sufficient evidence. He had entered into any sort of conspiracy when he posted several meme images on Twitter and that his presence in online chat rooms didn't prove he was working with others. So this is basic meme magic, this byrology. This is how meme spreads. You post an image. Someone takes the image, reshares it. Sometimes they take the image, change it, and reshare it, and it just continues to spread. And because he was the one responsible for the meme, He was the one who had to do some time for it, but now he's out.
[01:20:18] Unknown:
Not that not that that's you know, I'm sure he's happy he's out, but the the part that just pisses me off beyond all reason is is that they act like going through these things. They're like, oh, look. Justice was served. No. It wasn't, motherfuckers. If justice was served, that prosecutor who who pushed the original case, the judge who found him guilty, all of that, went to jail. Like, they got no problem ruining our lives and taking everything, you know, two years because you made up a fucking meme. That's insane. That didn't promote violence.
[01:20:54] Steve :
Mhmm. So this gets into the ideals of free speech and what memes are. Let's see. The court stated that the government failed to prove Mackie knowingly entered into an agreement to commit a crime. They emphasize that merely posting memes, even with the intent to mislead, was not enough to establish a violation of conspiracy laws. So posting silly memes for humor is not illegal. It's not a crime. There was no conspiracy committed. The government trying to convict him couldn't find the evidence. Again.
[01:21:33] Unknown:
Yeah. You know that's the only reason this is happening right now. That dude went to went to jail, got sentenced, and everything else during, during a liberal administration. Yep. And and this is part of where we're as a country, I don't understand how anybody has any respect for the court system in any way, shape, or form at this point in time. Like, both sides, their their their judges, their things like that, they're all just very political. I mean, honestly, every single purse every single judge that voted for fucking, Citizens United should have been taken out on the front out front of the White House lawn and left on a fucking short rope and a tall fucking tall piece of wood.
[01:22:20] Unknown:
Have you checked in on Luigi Mangione? Then you'd have to go back to 1872 and hang everyone that made The US corporation in the first place back then. And, hey, I'm all for digging up Woodrow Wilson. Having a full on integration party as far as that goes, because fuck that guy.
[01:22:44] Unknown:
Fuck that guy. Would you dig up Woodrow Wilson too? I would dig up Andrew Jackson and use Andrew Jackson's fucking corpse to feet Woodrow Wilson.
[01:22:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[01:23:01] Steve :
Can we do something about Peter Seal?
[01:23:04] Unknown:
We can send we can send him a diseased rent boy. I think that's about all we get to do. I heard he's a godless sodomite. Yes. Well, he's a proud godless. You probably heard it from him.
[01:23:17] Unknown:
Yeah. As far as
[01:23:19] Steve :
Could be. Pretty upfront about that shit. Yeah. Mhmm. He wasn't hiding it. Yep. Yep.
[01:23:26] Unknown:
The Andrew Jackson Jihad. You know, that's the name of my next bluegrass band. The Andrew Jackson Jihad.
[01:23:36] Unknown:
Andrew was a badass.
[01:23:38] Unknown:
Alright. Now what we're gonna do is a a version of the Stanley Brothers white dove. We're Andrew Jackson Jihad. How glad y'all can make it out tonight. White dove. Oh, yeah. That'd be great. Dude, it's fucking gay that YouTube took away your cover song, Jason. That's millions of cover songs on YouTube. It's I I don't know why unless you were, like, too close to the original. Now I have to hear Jason sing the Goo Goo Dolls, and I don't even want to hear that, but now I have to. For the glory of god. Because I don't love Jason. It's because the Goo Goo Dolls are fucking lame. But, you know, it's personal opinion, so we can disregard it.
[01:24:24] Unknown:
I'm a farmer, so we like the Google dolls.
[01:24:30] Unknown:
They they were after, Willie Nelson
[01:24:33] Unknown:
fell off, the Goo Goo Dolls were a real big part of farming and whatnot and put on a lot of real big concerts to try and help small farms and things. That's cool. Yeah. Gotta appreciate that kind of thing. Yeah. I I do have some good news. And if you were doing an Andrew Jackson Jihad, there's just no way you could do that without saying in my country, there's a problem.
[01:25:02] Steve :
Do you have do you have the Farmers Almanac this year?
[01:25:06] Unknown:
I I quit following the Farmers Almanac a number of years ago. I don't think it's when we were kids, pretty accurate, and I think they had enough guys out there with bare fat and things like that, that that's how they were doing their predictions with with bare fat. But any more, the Farmers Almanac's horribly off. Like, Mhmm. The the first year I moved or the first year Christy Christy and I dated, she bought me one, and it said that it was gonna be a wetter than normal year summer in Redding, and it didn't rain for five fucking months. It got up to a 117 degrees. But, hey, for, like, three month three fucking of those months. Like, it wasn't only no rain. It was scorching insane heat.
Like, it was so far off.
[01:25:57] Steve :
I have a story about two hundred and thirty years of unbroken weather recordings. Check this guy out here. The heavens declare the glory of God in the Armagh Observatory. So the BBC reporting some good news about weather records going back two hundred and thirty years.
[01:26:21] Unknown:
Super interesting with the upside down pentagram on that and then, the fact that, hey, Ally, Interlanders. What's up, brother? That, like, the Catholic church's, telescope is called Lucifer, and that sets a whole lot of why are you putting so much of that into this?
[01:26:44] Steve :
It's interesting. Interesting. This is arch bishop of Armagh Richard Robinson at the end of the eighteenth century.
[01:26:53] Unknown:
Normal riding weather. That's why we moved the fuck to Humboldt. Yeah. It's too much. Holy fuck. That's inhuman. People should not live in that.
[01:27:03] Steve :
Quite like this photo. There's some other ball in here. So they're talking about, this observatory recording weather for two hundred and thirty years. And they'd write them down in these books. They have a special glove to handle the book. This is, 1795. Quite a milestone. An an unbroken tradition of handwritten data makes the longest sequence of continuous weather information gathered anywhere in The UK and written by hand in a book from this observatory.
[01:27:36] Unknown:
Well, fuck. It's not even hard. Like, you didn't tell me this is in The UK and Ireland. Let's see here. I'm a be a Ireland weatherman. Today, it will rain. Tomorrow, rain. The next day, cloudy and rainy.
[01:27:55] Steve :
Yes. The first handwritten recording was made, 07/14/1795, so almost exactly 200.
[01:28:04] Unknown:
Today's forecast is gonna be short. Tomorrow is probably honestly gonna be short. Then after that, who fucking knows? We're just probably gonna be shite. This has been your warriors weather. Fuck off.
[01:28:24] Unknown:
Accurate and well done.
[01:28:26] Steve :
Well done. Thank you. Thank you. You base that off of a Thomas Sheridan at
[01:28:31] Unknown:
all? Yeah. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the Thomas Sheridan. The x psychic
[01:28:43] Steve :
with Thomas Sheridan, and they could do the psychic weather report together.
[01:28:48] Unknown:
You know, I I wanna get Thomas Sheridan and the Labooboo is a demon chick together. That's that's Not sure. We're looking over
[01:28:58] Unknown:
the mops here in front of us, and we found that perhaps there's a front moving in through the North. And it's gonna make its way all the way down to Galloway. Is that is that a little better? Because I I was going for, like, you know, the on the original, I was going for, like, it the fucking, like, you know, Cork County, the fucking belligerent.
[01:29:27] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Thomas Sheridan, you've almost also gotta add in some Welsh where it sounds like you you know, like, fucking you got marbles in your mouth, and you're not you can't quite make all the words out. It's a it's a Welsh Irish cross. It's funny. There's a a a from the Viking era, maybe even before that, there's there's, recordings in heathen cosmo in heathen histories where it talks about don't go to Ireland or don't go over there. The weather sucks. The people talk weird. Like, hey. Don't go
[01:30:01] Unknown:
there. Horrible weather. I mean, we said the same about Boulder Creek, but we were trying to keep the tourists out.
[01:30:08] Unknown:
That's true. So
[01:30:10] Steve :
Paradise City
[01:30:12] Unknown:
written by the West Coast Whirlpool to suck everybody into if they're trying to come, though.
[01:30:18] Steve :
For Axl Rose, Paradise City includes green grass and girls that are pretty. Beyond that is extra in Paradise City.
[01:30:32] Unknown:
That's true. Mhmm. Of course, he looks like an old lesbian now. I don't know if, you know, how any of that's panning out for me anymore. Maybe he doesn't even want that kind of thing anymore. I think he's wearing a lot of leather bands and beads and
[01:30:46] Steve :
acafias. I do have some fashion words to look into. Face kini. Have you heard of this? Pose.
[01:30:55] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[01:30:57] Steve :
The Chinese are wearing, full face coverings to go swimming to keep the UV rays off of them. They call them face kinis. It's not quite like a ski mask or a is it a balaclava or a baklava? One I think one's a breakfast and one's a, something you want. Balaclava is the full face mask. Right. Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to get these Balakava. It's not baklava. That's a pastry dish. Yeah. Sure. That makes sense. You could rob a bakery with in a balaklava to to get the baklava. I'll I'll get my tongue untwisted sometime. This is kind of an interesting thing. The the the full, coverings for these swimsuits, these bathing garments that they're wearing, it's a full body thing that they wear.
So it's like a never nude situation. Completely covered everything. There are may they don't even have holes for eyeballs, some of these things. So it's completely covering you up. They have a thing called a Zentai suit in Japan, where it's a skin tight garment that covers the entire body. We're back to Japan again? Yeah. They they're covering their entire body. It's a full body tight. It's from a Zenshin Tightsu. It's a full body tight, and they call it, like, a Zentai suit.
[01:32:27] Unknown:
So we started with Labooboo, and we ended on no snoo snoo?
[01:32:33] Steve :
No snoo snoo in a bikini. It's a burkin bikini. It's a style swimsuit for women. Kinda like a hijab or niqab.
[01:32:45] Unknown:
We mentioned the bollock club. They have to cover their whole body?
[01:32:49] Steve :
Yeah. The Zentai skin does. A bikini? Well, they call it a facekini. Invented in 2004 by Zeng Chifon, a former accountant from the coastal city of Qingdao, which became the home hometown of this fashion trend. And now it's being brought back to social media where people are showing off these face kinis.
[01:33:11] Unknown:
I got a picture of it here. Yeah. I might need to see that.
[01:33:16] Steve :
Face skinny.
[01:33:17] Unknown:
If if you bought oh, that's a Shrink's tea mask.
[01:33:21] Steve :
Yeah. Yep.
[01:33:24] Unknown:
Mhmm. Yeah. If, Jason, if you bought, ribs and then you grilled them and then you, you know, toasted a couple of buns on the grill right at the end of it, and then you smeared it in in barbecue sauce, you could make a homemade McRib. You could. But if you want one like the one they make at McDonald's, you have to put cancer in it.
[01:33:50] Steve :
Is this, like, in the eighties when all the when dudes were dressing like girls with the, like, half shirts and stuff and and short shorts? This is the Beijing bikini. It's a way that men keep themselves cool in hot parts of China where they roll their shirts up to expose their stomachs. I don't know if they will do that, and they call it a Beijing bikini.
[01:34:08] Unknown:
Okay. I mean, in Florida, everybody just takes their shirt off.
[01:34:18] Steve :
And what are they doing about the UV rays? They're concerned about getting a tan because there's a beauty standard that says, a paler skin, a whiter skin is better.
[01:34:36] Unknown:
Is it? I'd I'd It's in some fashion. I think that exists in about half the world. Yep. The more Like, that makes the only South American countries too.
[01:34:47] Unknown:
Mhmm. Well, historically, this would denote that you were of a class or a station in life where you didn't have to labor outdoors. So I I I get that for sure. Yeah.
[01:35:05] Unknown:
Yep. And then and then it became fashionable to have a a mild tan where you could tell it was like a purposefully done thing, and it wasn't just you're a redneck that's been outside fucking with the sun beating down on you all day. Yeah.
[01:35:20] Steve :
So, like, a Jersey Shore thing from our ex psychic save woman who appeared orange in the video?
[01:35:26] Unknown:
I mean, they overdid it a little bit to where people started coming out, like, Donald Trump colored or, you know, variations of orange or yellow. Sure. So he's the orange man. Well, and I really doesn't. I had the revelation,
[01:35:41] Steve :
revealed to me that Trump is just the the gold member from that Austin Powers movie. He's just he loves gold. So he's really the gold member guy. Okay. Which was based off of Goldfinger from a James Bond movie, like, Fort Knox Goldfinger.
[01:36:00] Unknown:
I remember more people being that orange color when, back in the nineties when that indoor tanning started becoming a real big thing Mhmm. Where you start seeing tanning salons and shit pop up. And you don't see it as much anymore. I assume that the technology on that had improved.
[01:36:22] Unknown:
The technology has improved, and people don't really go to tanning, but or there was a period where they stopped from, like, '95 to 02/2005. It was really bad. And you started to see, like, carrot colored bitches walking around. Like, straight up carrot colored people, you know, and you're like, that was on purpose? Like, you ain't sue? Okay. Alright. And and that kinda tapered off, but, yeah, it's probably a combination of both. Like, the technology getting better and then people being like, I don't want to look like I'm the costar of Veggie Tales.
[01:37:09] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:37:10] Unknown:
Yeah. I knew a joke that her grand her grandma There you are. Had passed and left her at her house. Are you talking to me? Tanning bed, and that chick was she was bright orange. She was crazy orange. Like a butternut squash
[01:37:24] Steve :
tone? There's the other VeggieTales guy. Mhmm. Mhmm. Exactly.
[01:37:31] Unknown:
Only market has the VeggieTales character looking like butternut squash, man. Yep. Not not a good look. Not a good look. I even remember the tanning bed bitch that was in our high school that we all made fun of. I'm not gonna say her name because, yeah, it's mean, Stephanie Hannaford. But it that would be, you know, inappropriate of me to do so.
[01:37:55] Steve :
Mine confessed, so I won't say her last name, Michelle, but she she confessed later to the sin of, glamour magic and, you know, tanning to make the boys look at her more.
[01:38:07] Unknown:
You know, the ones that okay. So there there were some that did it for overall vanity. There were some that definitely did it for the boys. Those were the ones that had the fucking little, like, heart sticker that they would put right on their hip bone or the Playboy bunny. Like, a sticker that they would put on their hip bone. So yeah. Or a dog. Those were the three.
[01:38:29] Unknown:
Yeah. And that meant she was gonna let you raw dog it later. Mhmm. If you had if she showed you that. Yeah. If you got 23 points a game and seven rebounds minimum. Yeah.
[01:38:41] Unknown:
Yeah. Or through for, you know, minimum of 250 yards passing. You you know, there there were qualifications there. But yeah. See? Dude, everybody remember the fucking Playboy bunny. If you're of a certain age, you remember this shit. Yeah. It wasn't there forever. It wasn't.
[01:39:03] Unknown:
But when it was there, that was the given sign that she's gonna let you hit it with no Trojan.
[01:39:08] Unknown:
This is what girls did before they were old enough to get a tramp stamp.
[01:39:13] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:39:14] Steve :
Yeah. It's how it's how they let you know. The the tanning situation where they Right. Put a little Playboy bunny decal on their body, tan around it, take the sticker off, and it would still be lighter color. Yep. Fashion.
[01:39:31] Unknown:
See, there you go, man. You're you're in the right demographic to remember that you are. Mhmm. Mhmm.
[01:39:40] Unknown:
I knew one dude that did that with the tanning and the only he did it at work as an electrician. Mhmm. And the fucker, we're working on this one job site for a year and a half. So he started taking the afternoons, and he just fucking take his shirt off and lay down and he had a chair, a lounge chair up there on the roof as he was supposed to be doing the air conditioning and shit, you know, wiring all that up. And he just lay up there and he took a hammer and laid it on his chest. And he'd do that every day.
[01:40:11] Steve :
Do you guys wanna do some, thin mince, whippets? Got some girl scout whippets here. I'm trying to cut back, but you go ahead, man. Do they do you think they have CFCs in these things? It's kinda the moisture from it's pretty bad, but Is that is it? Yeah. And this this is this is actual classic cream limited edition Girl Scouts Thin Mints whipped light cream.
[01:40:35] Unknown:
And you bought that with your own money? No. They were just a gift. I got Okay. I got a couple of them. I didn't spend any money on them. But I'm gonna say, like, did you have to, like, move around the vellum in your purse before you made that purchase? I know some people in the church ministry, and they get some redistribution of foods and and pass them on. I mean Alright. Alright. And they're like, hey, Marcus. You're skinny. You should get diabetes. Have this.
[01:41:01] Steve :
Have some thin men whipped cream and God told me can.
[01:41:05] Unknown:
Fucking high blood sugar.
[01:41:08] Unknown:
We've seen you eat fish out of a bag.
[01:41:11] Steve :
You'll eat anything. Oh, yeah. You'll try anything. This stuff is so good.
[01:41:16] Unknown:
Is it?
[01:41:18] Steve :
It's minty. It's fresh.
[01:41:21] Unknown:
Oh, get the. Just just take the straight nitrous head. Don't even get the fucking just take the queer.
[01:41:29] Unknown:
No. I know.
[01:41:33] Steve :
Put my head.
[01:41:40] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. That's a clippable moment. Somebody time stamp that shit. Right? Right. Marcus's
[01:41:45] Unknown:
Kanye moment. He's dressed like a fucking gang banger. Now he's doing whippets. He's on the fucking nitrous. Next thing you know, it's just gonna be.
[01:41:57] Steve :
Oh. It can be a banana sun in your mouth if you want it. He was rapping earlier.
[01:42:02] Unknown:
Christie Krenkel, please time stamp that.
[01:42:06] Steve :
If I had a Patreon, this would be content on it where you see me eating it. Is fish in a bag worse than chicken in a can?
[01:42:16] Unknown:
No. No. Because you could theoretically go down to, you know, the beach, go fish from the sand, catch a couple of, like, sun perch or something like that, throw them in a bag, and then throw that bag in a cooler if you didn't just, you know, dress them right there. The canning process implies mechanical separation of parts. To me
[01:42:53] Unknown:
Steve is not knowing Marcus near as long as I have. And he is not born witness to Marcus eating old ground up fish out of a out of a sealed bag, which is not at all what he's talking about. We're talking about you know, Steve, I know Steve knows this. I know you've you've you know what the stinky fish church people are.
[01:43:22] Steve :
I gotta make my bad version of that. Yep. We gotta make my macros, get my protein where I can. Bulking up.
[01:43:31] Unknown:
Mhmm. I can see that's working.
[01:43:37] Steve :
Some sometimes I'm featherweight. Sometimes I'm just above featherweight. Marfeathers. To pump you up. Hans and Franz. Yeah. Huge inspirations for me growing up. Muscle Beach guys. To talk to Glow again, he's got he's got the regimen and room control.
[01:44:02] Unknown:
He's a beefy guy. Yep.
[01:44:04] Steve :
It's a GLO.
[01:44:07] Unknown:
You got those It'd be hard to throw down well.
[01:44:10] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:44:11] Steve :
It's true.
[01:44:21] Unknown:
That's GLO, Sam's right back in the I'm not worried about that one. My country can be free, and he can stay out of the world. Or maybe we could, eat some polenta in Mexico with GLO. I would go hang out with GLO in Mexico, but I would not eat polenta. If he tried to serve polenta, I I would I would then thoroughly thoroughly make fun of him. Mhmm. I I he don't seem like the guy type of guy that would try and serve you, Glenda, though. We we may have some listeners who aren't familiar with GLO and our history with GLO.
[01:44:58] Steve :
Gabriel Boyle, he's great guy. He's written the book pillars of wisdom. And last time we spoke to him on this on that situation. Yeah. He had a situation where some strange occultists were, going to speak with him, but then did a Zoom call. And Absolutely. Told they told Glow that they did not read his book at all and that they didn't like what he said about women and how men could have relations with them. So they refused to read the book, called him Sounds right. A a grape enabler. Yeah. Didn't like his fruitiness one bit and, basically, tried to put him in his place.
So then we went over and checked them out, and then they were these these guys were selling spell work courses for, like, $666.
[01:45:57] Unknown:
Yeah. And then that I ended up following somebody said that I would that the that doctor, which I just despise when people call themselves doctor. James Maiden. What's up, you fucking stud? I hate when people call themselves doctors. And but this one's doctor Angela Puka Puka.
[01:46:19] Steve :
Yeah.
[01:46:21] Unknown:
And wow is she all about turning everything fucking super homo. And Mhmm. She's just way too new age Theosophical Society for me. Like, she doesn't even realize that the Theosophical Society fully has a hold of her and all her concepts.
[01:46:38] Unknown:
Yo, dude. I'm like, I love David Icke. I really do. Full stop. And and I wouldn't be here today without David Ike, but most of what he talks about is still new age theosophy. Yeah. And he hasn't like, he doesn't see it. Like, because I've heard him go off on Blavatsky. I've heard him go off on, like, that whole fucking era of human history. But when you break down what he's actually saying, it's new age theosophy.
[01:47:19] Unknown:
Mhmm. That shit's so But I love him. Not even funny. Sure. So pervasive. It's it's to the point. And this is this is one of the weird things about being an old schooler with this shit. When you start seeing, like, even even, Jfly was talking about earlier how he's the last one to the, Laurel Canyon party. Like, you know, like, that that that gets that gets weird for, like, the old schoolers because, like, the shit that we that we'd already discussed, rehashed, blah blah blah. Well, that's been, again, like I talked about the whole regurgitating. And somewhere in that process, all the people that made the original did the original work get cut out of it.
And so then it's just a regurgitation of what the last couple people said of it, and they don't really know what the fuck they're talking about. Like, because the the first person that regurgitated it never does a good job. Like, the original researcher is the only person, that does a good job. So you end up so the theosophical society is a perfect example. Like, he's holding up theosophical society tenants, but then also because in the zeitgeist, it's Blavatsky and the Theosophical Society are bad guys. He's he's maintaining that, but then also holding their tenants because he doesn't realize that those tenants are tied to to that group. And it's very
[01:48:49] Unknown:
Go ahead. It's a half step away from Golden Dawn shit.
[01:48:54] Unknown:
Right.
[01:48:55] Unknown:
Like, it really is just a half step away from that.
[01:49:00] Unknown:
Yeah. The the other group that I see that really does a big job with this that doesn't know where the origins of what they're talking about is from is everybody that goes on about Nibiru and all that shit, and that's huge in the conspiracy world. And half those people don't you'll you'll hear them they'll say they'll talk dirty about Sitchin or not even know who Sitchin is. And it's like, that's entirely derived from Sitchin. So, I mean, I the rest of your story, I don't know.
[01:49:28] Unknown:
And Jason Zwack, dude, like, the longer you get familiar with at least me, the the more you'll realize that, like, 85% of my personality is musical references. Sometimes Christian bands too. I'm built that way. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Christian family show. Well versed. Well versed. Yeah. We get into the spoofs and goofs. You'd like to include a little bit of humor to the glory of god. If I had my keyboard in front of me, I would bust out the Michael w Smith right now. I would.
[01:50:03] Steve :
Secret ambition?
[01:50:06] Unknown:
You know, it's not my favorite. Young man. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. I'd I had I had, like, not it we had campus wide concerts for Michael w Smith at the Reardon Auditorium, Anderson, Indiana. He had the grandest of all grand pianos. It was just immaculate, and he'd sit down Randy Grant had a better setup than Michael w Smith, but Michael w Smith had better lighting.
[01:50:34] Unknown:
Isn't it weird how pianos it used to be a big thing to have a piano, and now, like, nobody can even give their fucking pianos away. You go on, like, pay Facebook market for a place, and there's fucking unless it's something super crazy. Like, some crazy noise of pianos.
[01:50:51] Unknown:
You can't even give them Why, though? This is why. Fifty years ago, you could hire two Polox for a six pack to move your piano. Now it's like a whole crane set up. They got a special truck. It's like a $2,000 minimum adventure, and you can't just get Paul and Saul fucking Sipowicz to go fucking haul it down 15 flights of stairs.
[01:51:22] Unknown:
I woulda went with with Ollie and Sven, but, you know Yeah. Good. Yeah. You you had yours is better.
[01:51:32] Unknown:
But that but that's, I mean, that's really the reality. You can't get a couple of giant dummies to go move your piano for a fucking ham sandwich and a cold one anymore. So it's yeah. Yeah. I've been in the I moved into there were two different houses that I moved into in Santa Cruz County throughout the, like, twenty years that I lived to where there was a piano in the house because the previous owner just couldn't fucking afford to move it out.
[01:52:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Like, you can't even give them away now. Like, yeah, nobody coming to get that fucking thing. Yeah. And Yeah. I I give a lot of credence to what Steve is saying here because I see other things on Facebook marketplace, like like cast iron stoves. They're like, yeah, you gotta come get it, but, it's like a 100 blocks. Like, you know, and it it'd be a nice, like, $3,000 stove, and they're just like, yeah. We can't pick this fucking thing up. Yeah. Demon Hunter.
[01:52:31] Steve :
Yeah. We gotta shut up from Rumble Axe flying axe blade talking about how Amy Grant crossed over and forgot to bring the crossover.
[01:52:40] Unknown:
Are you are you wearing a Abel Grant? And fell off. It was a huge scandal in my hometown when Amy Grant went secular.
[01:52:48] Unknown:
Alright. Nope. You know what? That didn't help me at all. Just a yes or a no. I I don't recognize the symbolism from Amy Grant's materials. This isn't this is not Amy Grant. This is Demon Hunter. It's who?
[01:53:02] Steve :
It's a it's a Demon Hunter. Yeah. The Demon Hunter? Yeah. Yeah. It's an it's an anime from Japan Japan. Wayland. Wayland
[01:53:11] Unknown:
fucking loves Demon Hunter, has a giant bookshelf full of the the mangas from that stuff like that. He's yeah.
[01:53:21] Steve :
Good stuff.
[01:53:22] Unknown:
I I wrote him in on anime with the Amy Grant.
[01:53:28] Steve :
You could totally not would not wear an Amy Grant shirt. I I don't stand for what she represents.
[01:53:34] Unknown:
What does she represent? Well, she turned away from God in the church in order to make a secular fame. So
[01:53:42] Steve :
yeah. She once wore these hand satin things with, like, gold stars on the back of them. She used a lot of occult symbolism in her CD liner notes.
[01:53:56] Unknown:
Fucking shout out to propaganda, dude. Gay Canadian punk rock.
[01:54:02] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:54:05] Unknown:
Like, there's any other kind of Canadian punk rock, but specifically, propaganda. Yeah. Yeah. They they were fun. They were fun. I saw them a couple of times back in the day. It was, yeah, it was a fun show.
[01:54:21] Steve :
Did you go to Canadian?
[01:54:25] Unknown:
They played the, they played the Ska Punk Festival in Phoenix, Arizona in 02/00/2003, something like that.
[01:54:36] Steve :
Okay. Was Five Iron Frenzy there?
[01:54:41] Unknown:
Not off the top of my head. No. This was, like, the peak, like, pop punk Mhmm. Era. So there are a bunch of those guys, Goldfinger. I think Blink one eighty two played, but they also had, Dropkick Murphy's and most of Ranted. I don't think they build it like an op IV show. Mhmm. But it was the op IV lineup playing as Ranted or something like that. What was it? Oh, goddamn it. They're awful.
[01:55:20] Steve :
Hang on. Give me They were they were rancid. They were they were more rancid than rancid?
[01:55:26] Unknown:
No use for a name. They were there. Yeah. The the, the no effects dudes, but oh, Me First Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, they were there. That was a fun that was a fun set.
[01:55:46] Steve :
Writing them down me first and then give me give me as I've heard that.
[01:55:50] Unknown:
The only time I ever heard really weird wild music like that on a fairly regular is, obviously, when I lived in Longmont. You know, on any given weekend, if you were bored, you could roll into some amphitheater and, they were free almost all the time in Boulder, and you could hear some crazy shit. I only know Kaia's demon cleaners. I don't know. Dude, those guys are rad too, man. I fucking
[01:56:13] Unknown:
my, like, driving across country music is them and fucking, like Fu Manchu. If you really want music to drive to, go just go put fucking Fu Manchu on your box.
[01:56:33] Steve :
Do you have a Spotify playlist or something that we could find this music? Yeah. But we get in trouble on YouTube when we play music. Just have to write them down. We can Steve gets it posted just about every week. You could write them down on index card and pass the playlist along. Yeah.
[01:56:49] Unknown:
I just dude, I've been doing this shit for eight years now. I just, on Sunday, figured out that I could put the music that I play before shows on a YouTube playlist and just fucking run that. It took me eight years to fucking figure that out.
[01:57:07] Steve :
Steve did it. On YouTube.
[01:57:10] Unknown:
Back in, like, 2018 even 2019, I think it was, Steve was getting shit on by Facebook and YouTube already. So he was out of the YouTube game pretty quick. He did not he did not last very long.
[01:57:25] Unknown:
Yeah. No. I was demonetized by
[01:57:29] Unknown:
and he's trying to misbehave on YouTube all the time.
[01:57:32] Unknown:
Demonetized in 2019. Haven't been able to monetize a channel in my name since.
[01:57:42] Steve :
Well, we'll do it.
[01:57:44] Unknown:
That thing that Marcus posted about Micah Dank. What's the date? At the end of it, I found that interesting because said just start a new YouTube with a new, Gmail or whatever the fuck. Yeah. And you could just open up a new account and all that shit.
[01:58:02] Steve :
So let me read that. It was announcement. Micah Dank had a YouTube channel four zero four. They completely nuked it, removed all of his content from it. The email says, hey, Micah. After completing a thorough review using our tools and expertise, I regret to inform you that your YouTube channel, Micah Dank Truth Bombs, this is not reinstateable. That's channel URL, youtube.com, Micah Dank Truth Bombs, is now returning a four zero four error, which means YouTube has completely removed the page and erased the associated data from its platform. This typically indicates a permanent deletion of the account beyond the scope of appeal or recovery.
We've exhausted appeal process on your behalf and dedicated time to researching and attempting recovery given the final status. I kindly request that you approve the order to reflect the time and effort spent on your case. We had someone helping him with his case here, and they suggested making a new YouTube not under a new Gmail account. Clean your slate and start over again. Which I found very a very interesting advice to give. Yeah. We've tried that. We have a YouTube channel called, Delivering Dog Face Dudes, which is doing very well. It's doing very, very well. I think we are up to 312 subscribers, three of which are my accounts.
So subscribe with all of your accounts, which explains why we're streaming to Balderson's YouTube channel and directing all chatters and traffic to stream and watch on Balderson's YouTube channel.
[01:59:44] Unknown:
Because we need to get Marcus paid. We have less than a hundred hours left. Give him some money. Damn it. I've been eating fish. You know? He's been dressing like a fucking blood, out swinging fucking rocks, you know, eating fish out of bags.
[02:00:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Are we going to feature regular costume changes? Should I I do
[02:00:10] Unknown:
not notice that it doesn't every single show. Have you just now noticed that?
[02:00:16] Unknown:
I usually lay them out. I usually have, like, four or five. Do you have any idea how overworked and high I am by the time we get to this show?
[02:00:23] Unknown:
Yeah. I am. Me too. Me too. That's why I lay my outfits out before the show starts. Thinking of which, you wanna play one of those videos I sent you? Yeah. Let me see. The jewelry? We should pimp that while we're pimping everything else. Okay. Out of the way. Just some,
[02:00:43] Steve :
advertisements here. Are they two different videos? I see. Yeah. Do you have them on your YouTube as well? Some of the stuff is showing up on Yeah. It's on my YouTube.
[02:00:54] Unknown:
Okay. Let's see. The one with the, the one with the Mystic Topaz and the Bixby Ryan Bothell. So that one's no longer Okay. Available. That's why I sent you those other ones. These are the ones I remember. So a wrong one. Let's show the.
[02:01:09] Steve :
So we got some part to show here. The guy sent them to you in telegrams. I got some here. I got some some m p fours here. Yeah. Got my, Dubai chocolate, little boo boo items not for sale.
[02:01:23] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. That's that's sacred stuff.
[02:01:29] Steve :
There audio
[02:01:30] Unknown:
on it? Yeah. There's audio. It probably just say what the crystal is crystals are. Okay. Okay.
[02:01:46] Steve :
Not playing the audio. You can tell us what it is.
[02:01:49] Unknown:
Yeah. This one is a a ruby with an opal. And up at the top there is actually my favorite for for, like, gem type crystals. It's called the trapeche emerald. And so that you can see that star going on at the top where it's a black dot and then it makes a star. What happens is is, emerald will drop on a piece of carbon, and the emerald will actually push that carbon into that shape as it's forming. Super neat when you can find ones with a really nice star like that. Those are super nice. So Odins Alchemy, [email protected], if anybody's interested in these.
I have never monetized. We're gonna monetize and, but it's mostly not for me. And everything's wrapped in, sterling silver.
[02:02:51] Unknown:
Totally unrelated, Ben. I have some flyers and some sesh information Oh, nice. I need to to share with you, while I'm thinking about it.
[02:03:06] Unknown:
Please do.
[02:03:07] Unknown:
Yeah. I'll put that in the the group chat.
[02:03:15] Steve :
I appreciate it. Yeah. The other art here too to show you.
[02:03:22] Unknown:
They keep changing the StreamYard, so I had some muscle memory going. I could just click without looking at it. Now it's like I gotta verify it. Oh, dude. They made it so fucking Fisher Price. It sucks, dude. I'm so fucking angry. I noticed that when I came in that all the all the buttons on the bottom look different, and they look dumb. Like, it looks like it went back like three versions or something. James is putting the little maiden spawn to sleep. There we go. No. You're supposed to be a podcasting, dad.
[02:03:55] Unknown:
Where are you on the road, dad?
[02:04:00] Steve :
It's, Tuesday night. Tuesday, July 15, 10:04PM in the central time zone. We got another wire wrap to show you.
[02:04:14] Unknown:
You you, you you want to pull up for the Sunday show if you want the, you know, benevolent or kind language. Tuesday night is a family Christian show? Yeah. It is, but we also understand how families get made. So sometimes it it does come across course. Mhmm. It's not because we're we're trying to offend. It's just because this is the way that people who urinate standing up talk.
[02:04:45] Unknown:
Yeah. So it's gonna sound like that. Yeah. I spent my food out on back on the plate at a five star restaurant. Like, it's getting me to cuss prod stop cussing. That's limited duration. When, when I was on with the one on one, he said, I set the record for the number of swear words. He said it had to remove a 170 swear words during our show. I was like, oh, shit.
[02:05:12] Unknown:
I am like I'm I've had I've done a lot of radio over the last, you know, several years. And so I I do like, I can switch over to radio friendly mode pretty quick, but holy fuck, dude. For the first, like, the first two years, I had Post it notes all over my laptop and, like, around me. Dude, don't cuss. Don't say this. Don't say that. You know? Blah blah. You want to keep coming back here. Right?
[02:05:48] Unknown:
That that was beyond crow. Crow crow is the big one I couldn't cuss on. And the first time I was on crow, he got all buttery about it. And it was just a mild cuss too. Like, I mostly didn't cuss, and I gave a mild cuss. And he's like,
[02:06:02] Unknown:
okay. So then
[02:06:04] Steve :
yeah. Jason Jason take that out.
[02:06:08] Unknown:
Yeah. Jace Jason's the sound wizard. Mhmm. It they're fucking his sound studio. I don't know what Marcus' looks like. I've been to Marcus' house, but not into his studio. I'm a little afraid that there's a black hole to some other u dimension in there, and I might get lost. And then he's just, like, every now and then, he'll be talking about All you have to do is spell out the name of Jehovah in the original
[02:06:32] Unknown:
Aramaic as you cross the floor.
[02:06:35] Steve :
Okay. We got the, limited edition thin men's whippets from the Girl Scouts.
[02:06:41] Unknown:
Not now. Are those I I I have noticed that you're not eating recall as is this is this soothing the throat in the, manner that a Ricola would have? Ricolas
[02:06:52] Steve :
are standing by in case of emergency. Yeah. Indeed.
[02:06:58] Unknown:
Yeah. But those cases when it won't treat you. Right? You can quit, you know, fucking emergency recall in.
[02:07:06] Steve :
Indeed. Indeed. I do have some health aid kombucha, but it's usually just water. Holy water. I get it from a a Catholic place down the street. They just have a refill station.
[02:07:26] Unknown:
You just pull up with an empty jug and there's a priest there and he goes like that and all of a sudden Yep. You're good, topped off.
[02:07:34] Steve :
Yeah. It's convenient. It's convenient. Connection. And that's the best part of being a Christian is everyone's like, you're a Christian too. You're in the Christian network.
[02:07:44] Unknown:
Great. Yeah. That that that leads us back to what Steve was talking about way earlier in the show where why do these people jump on the Christian bang bandwagon? Because, honestly, to be anything but, you have to be pretty much in a niche audience. Like, no. Don't get me wrong. The Christian is still a little bit, if you're still a little bit, do we need to send Jim a link? Is that what that said?
[02:08:17] Steve :
I'm not sure.
[02:08:20] Unknown:
It's I mean, we we we can. Obviously,
[02:08:23] Unknown:
you don't
[02:08:26] Unknown:
get
[02:08:28] Unknown:
oh, yeah. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Send Jim a link. He wants to come on after he gets the baby to sleep. Sure thing. Christian is still not like pop culture, but it's the level right below it where you're not like, where you talked about the Amy Grant leaving Christian culture to move up. Like, for most of these people, the Christian culture is a step up because compared to any niche market, you're gonna make way more in the Christian culture. Wait. It really like, I'm I'm not I'm not being,
[02:09:04] Unknown:
you know, how I usually am when I when I talk about this shit. Like, I I very clearly remember, like, my church that I grew up in being very upset about Amy Grant going secular. I remember there being, like, a whole fucking, like, half as there were op eds in the newspaper about it. The town I grew up in is like a central hub for the church of god internationally. Like, it's a church town. Nothing moves there without, you know, church elders green lighting it, which makes the racetrack and the Nestle plant hilarious, by the way. But, you know, it it it that's the way it fucking goes. They're the ruling mob there.
Yep.
[02:09:58] Unknown:
Yeah. Same same in Redding. You know that in Redding, the only people that got the debt, they had six dispensaries that they were gonna allow a lot for Redding. If you were not on the Beth on the Bethel green light list, you did not if you were not church approved, you don't get to own a a marijuana dispensary. Like, only the good Christian America's, Christie had a client. And this client, he was, he was he was already involved in farming, already involved in, you know, heavy, commercial agriculture. He grew wild rice. And he was pot you know, he had the money to do all the he paid a couple different times. People don't even realize the games that they played for, aspiring, growers where they would take and you would pay to get this license, but then they would change the laws ever so slightly like a month later. And then now that license you applied for doesn't count anymore, but fuck no. They're not giving you your money back. And so now you've gotta reapply under the new rules, and this dude did that numerous times. And and and because he's, shit. I think he might have been fucking, a Muslim.
Nope. No chance. Right. Or maybe it was a Sikh. They got a big Sikh fashion faction. Mhmm.
[02:11:26] Unknown:
Huge. Yeah. Huge Sikh team temples from Redding up to, like, Oroville. Yeah. I mean, massive presence. It's wild, dude.
[02:11:39] Unknown:
We Yeah. I didn't even see where I moved to California. In the Midwest, we don't have any Sikhs. The only Sikhs I ever saw was on, fucking Johnny, shit. What was that racing car show? Oh, Johnny Quest. Johnny Quest. Yeah. That was the only thing I'd ever seen. Yep. And then I do apologize.
[02:11:59] Unknown:
Yeah. He's fucking racist. Gotcha. Yeah. No. I don't I'd it was Haji even a Sikh?
[02:12:14] Steve :
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he was a Sikh. More of a towel on his head. I always thought he was just coming out of the shower every I thought he was the day shift manager at a seven eleven. I'm
[02:12:24] Unknown:
way off, dude. Way, way off. My bad. I apologize to both the seat community and Haji from Johnny Quest. I'd I completely misinterpreted that. I'd yeah. Might be.
[02:12:40] Unknown:
We aren't cultured in the Midwest. We are cultured in the Midwest. Than I am. They have Indianapolis, but in South Dakota, we don't got anything even remotely approaching a major city. Yeah. And our culture was NASCAR, so we were at a disadvantage
[02:12:55] Unknown:
too. Hi, man. I'll tell you what, though, man. Raise hail, praise down. That's all I gotta say about that, y'all. There's an event coming up in
[02:13:09] Steve :
Eagle River, Wisconsin on July 19. There's going to be a Newsboys concert.
[02:13:15] Unknown:
Oh my. The Newsboys.
[02:13:19] Steve :
The Newsboys are scheduled to be there. Yeah. They're scheduled to perform at the Praise In The Pines Christian Music Festival in Eagle River, Wisconsin. Still around. Despite allegations against their front man, Michael Tate, from DC Talk. We talked about this last week. I think Steve
[02:13:36] Unknown:
might have heard
[02:13:37] Steve :
some of this.
[02:13:39] Unknown:
My my finger is on the pulse for all things Christian rap. It it is. Yeah. So the newsboys
[02:13:45] Steve :
being, they're are they a corporation or they're incorporated? They're owned by a guy named Wes, w e s. He owns the band, and he books them. So they are contractually obligated to play the shows. They'll swap out the lead singer. Doesn't matter. They're gonna play praise in the pines, rain or shine, come hell or high water. Hallelujah. On 07/19/2021.
[02:14:13] Unknown:
Like, you're almost selling yourself in that instance. Like, here, you own me now. Boys play their last
[02:14:23] Steve :
Drive to see the news boys
[02:14:32] Unknown:
Street interviews with the crowd. Yeah.
[02:14:36] Unknown:
Do you think that Pazuzu lady will be there?
[02:14:39] Unknown:
You know? There's gonna be mad Pazuzu all over that Praise in the Pines Festival, Ben. I promise you. I promise you. It's ripe for the Pazuzu plug in. It really is. So, Steve, I'm I'm I'm aware of the story because they are it's an Assemblies of God organization,
[02:14:57] Steve :
pastor. The the pastor speaking at it is an Assemblies of God ordained minister.
[02:15:02] Unknown:
So it's just real close to home. I told you about the, the one the fucking thing out in the forest I found that's from your church. Right?
[02:15:12] Steve :
Yeah.
[02:15:13] Unknown:
I'll tell you. Okay. So, Marcus, when you go to see the man on the street interviews at the Pazuzu Palace or wherever the fuck you're going. In the pines. Yeah. Great. That's what I said too. You have to eat fish out of a bag. Like, make them put on a little, you know, little lapel mic, and then you just stand there staring at them earnestly. And don't even look at your mouth or your hands and just eat fish out of a bag while conducting the interview. This is Do we need to get you some Ernst Straumann?
[02:15:50] Steve :
The time is the time is here. July 19 is
[02:15:55] Unknown:
this weekend. It's Right around the corner, man. I'm gonna be at a Leonardo Joanie comedy show. It's gonna be a very different vibe. Leonardo
[02:16:05] Steve :
Joanie?
[02:16:06] Unknown:
Mhmm. I might be working on the farm and trying to avoid heat stroke.
[02:16:11] Unknown:
I'll probably be shearing. I'm behind I swear to god, Ben, I'm in the only part of California that isn't hot as shit right now, and it has grossly distorted my girl's view of the rest of the world. She's Good. She's been in the Bay Area since she was eight.
[02:16:32] Unknown:
Good. It was a problem. Really low. Like, last week. Fucking I was I was talking with Chase Hager trying to set up that whole thing, and him and I were having a little verbal sparring. And, I couldn't even talk to him anymore. I heat stroke like a motherfucker. I'm going down to get that dirt, and I'm digging it out from down below, hauling it clear up here, and then wheel barreling it into the backyard. Yeah. And Marcus has got his dog tags. I I don't even got those and then wearing, gay black guy dog tags, then I probably wouldn't have heat stroked.
[02:17:04] Steve :
True. True. These are dog tags, and we are the delivering dog tags dudes. Dog face, not dog tag. No. What we're gonna do is we're gonna have, you know, for our Patreon account, you know, the the high the highest spenders are gonna get dog tags. It doesn't have to say newsboy on it. You can say whatever you want.
[02:17:25] Unknown:
DC talk forever.
[02:17:28] Steve :
Yes.
[02:17:30] Unknown:
Yeah. You know
[02:17:37] Unknown:
what? You know what? Gave you. The tags, and you're in the army. The one with the little one of them stays on the chain and goes around your toe, and the other one gets kicked between your teeth.
[02:17:57] Steve :
Yeah. I was on a I was on a Mission three sixteen to get my Carmen CDs.
[02:18:06] Unknown:
Carmen. Is he a Christian singer?
[02:18:10] Steve :
I stopped listening to Newsboys after. This is a a not for resale, prepurchase of the Thrive. This was 03/26/2002.
[02:18:20] Unknown:
Is Carmen Christian also?
[02:18:22] Steve :
He is the Christian. Number one Christian of all time. Yeah. Yeah. He's always Thrive. He was shining the hits. I'm doing these backwards. This is the step up to the microphone.
[02:18:35] Unknown:
You see, I'm getting further here. Did you ever get into, like, the hardcore shit? Did you ever go to, like, a beloved show or,
[02:18:43] Steve :
as hell sleeps or anything like that? I saw the funeral of God when, Zao Zao held it in 02/2001. That was kinda my transition point. That's why summer darkness.
[02:19:00] Unknown:
The East Bay is really nice. Hell, yeah. Fuck on trucks.
[02:19:03] Unknown:
It's supposed to be and fucking becoming saints and Yep. Yep. Yep. The crucified and, like, the like, very, very, very technically talented musicians. Like, super, super technically talented musicians.
[02:19:20] Steve :
A freak show? Newsboys? No. This is Freak Show. This is DC Top. Newsboys were kind of candy ass. The Newsboys started with an album. Was it Hell is for Wimps?
[02:19:35] Unknown:
Yeah. Or Boys Will Be Boys. I'm not sure which one. I think Boys Will Be Boys was the first one. That one's based solely on the album art. But yeah. Yep.
[02:19:46] Steve :
So when I tell you I'm a Newsboys fan and people don't know if that's his joke or not, is my CD collection. I really like this one. Yeah. Take me to your leader. Marcus went to televangelist
[02:19:59] Unknown:
college.
[02:20:00] Steve :
Yep. Yep.
[02:20:02] Unknown:
He was gonna be By the way, you think you'd be better at emptying the pockets of the fucking audience if you went to goddamn televangelist school, Mark what the fuck? Dude, like, you're half assed. Good?
[02:20:17] Steve :
Yeah. I mean, we would do donations. We'd have telethons.
[02:20:21] Unknown:
My brothers and sisters, I come to you in conviction. I am here to deliver a message, not of me, but of the lord. Seek and ye shall find, motherfuckers. Seek and ye shall find. Nice. That's why I got drummed out of it. Yeah. I got ain't no nation like a donation. Ain't no city like generosity.
[02:20:52] Steve :
This is the supernatural. PC Talks Supernatural. That would be a great show to see. Hey.
[02:21:01] Unknown:
It's got a cool cover on it. You never even showed that second wire wrap. You remember how to look at your your fucking newsboys collection, like, your Xerox over here? Right. And you don't even take your shirt off before you go to the Well, because that's a nice shirt.
[02:21:15] Steve :
It's a nice shirt.
[02:21:17] Unknown:
I got the I got the right It's on the Patreon, Ben. He doesn't he doesn't get naked for free.
[02:21:25] Steve :
No banana sundaes on a Tuesday night for you guys.
[02:21:32] Unknown:
You got the goods, but they aren't free.
[02:21:35] Steve :
The goods are on the stream. Steve has to hit the button to show the wire up. Put it up. Is this a dragonfly?
[02:21:44] Unknown:
Yeah. This one's a dragonfly. And it's a a tanzanite, which is your psychic crystal.
[02:21:58] Unknown:
Okay. In a very nice labradorite
[02:22:00] Unknown:
cab. Everybody likes labradorite.
[02:22:06] Unknown:
Sunlight.
[02:22:08] Unknown:
Yeah. So a lot of them turn out better in the sunlight. Some of them don't. This one's doesn't really matter. The tanzanite doesn't really get affected by it.
[02:22:18] Unknown:
Yo, Jayfly, I gotta tell you, man. At the, the Third Eye Carnival in Colorado the other weekend, we saw a band that was they're they're called Tripp Lip. Tripp Lip. It's a two piece band, and they do it it's not faith no more. It's like the most mister bungle sounding shit I've heard in thirty years, and it was fucking mind blowing. These guys melted my fucking face off. Not on drugs. Mhmm. Not on psychedelics. That you know? Not even high, dude. Just there with fucking nervous energy for trying to pull off an event, and these guys fucking killed it, man.
And I I will be having them on the show soon. They they were fantastic.
[02:23:28] Steve :
Yeah. These guys. At Denver at Bandcamp. Yep. Cool stuff.
[02:23:35] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, just just fucking incredible.
[02:23:40] Steve :
Type in triplipdenver.bandcamp.com to get to the page. Do you hear the music? Good stuff. It's a bass player with a couple of effects
[02:23:51] Unknown:
machines and a drummer, and that's fucking it. And they both came it was 95 degrees in the gallery when they went on stage. By the time they were done, it was a 115. And they were fucking they were wearing face masks and shit. Like, it was like this fucking head mat. Like, it was All the compass? Oh, dude. It was wild.
[02:24:17] Unknown:
Fucking wild. Usually at my house, it's damn near a fight. Steve knows this, actually. It's damn near a fight for who's gonna go to town. It's so goddamn hot right now. Like, I volunteered like it's like we're we're down there fighting about who gets to go to town, not because we care about going to town, but that ride in the air conditioner for a little while.
[02:24:40] Steve :
AC ride.
[02:24:42] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Just to have moving air around you even if it's still hot. Just the fact that you're going x amount of miles an hour, therefore, it's, like, potentially cooling you down. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
[02:24:57] Unknown:
Yeah. It beats sitting, like, sitting here, and I don't normally sweat or sting. I don't even wear underarm deodorant. All the people that have ever met me, like, even at those events where my arms aren't all sweaty and shit, like, because I don't sweat from there. That's why I gotta wear a hat in the summer when it's so hot like this because otherwise, it'll sweat all down my face. It's It's my head that sweats like hell, but I just it's been so hot. I'm sitting here and it I don't really have the body odor like most people, but I smell super salty. I'm a salty old motherfucker.
And I can smell it on my shoulders. It's like, oh, I smell like a salt lick.
[02:25:35] Steve :
We could do a bonsai kamikaze dog headbands. I get a merch ideas.
[02:25:46] Unknown:
I've never worn a headband. I mean, I'm usually outside so that it this at least covers my head, keeps it from turning into a tomato.
[02:25:57] Steve :
Do rags? We could we could do do rags. Not just hats. Okay.
[02:26:03] Unknown:
Just no baseball hat.
[02:26:07] Unknown:
I got a merch guy.
[02:26:10] Unknown:
I need to get we need to get some hoodies made.
[02:26:13] Unknown:
Okay. Yeah. No. What whatever you want, let's you know, we'll we'll make it happen.
[02:26:20] Unknown:
Now I have to probably wait till this fall. I'm gonna be fucked till fall.
[02:26:23] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, what what like, literally, whatever you want, if you wanna wear it and wear it on camera, I can have a one off made for you from my merch dude.
[02:26:36] Unknown:
And then if people like it, he'll put it on the, website so that people can buy it. Johnny Larson draw me up some stuff. I've got I've got one waiting in the it fucking loaded already.
[02:26:48] Unknown:
I Shout out to to Johnny Larson, by the way. Yeah. Saw him in the live chat on AM wake up this morning.
[02:26:58] Unknown:
Yeah. That dude's awesome. His girlfriend's a jackass, but he's awesome.
[02:27:03] Steve :
She's in a documentary movie. I'm looking forward to seeing Yeah. And the secrets of it. Yep. Good stuff.
[02:27:12] Unknown:
Good stuff. I have all these because that that's gonna make about as much sense as the Pazuzu lady.
[02:27:18] Steve :
This is, yeah. Yeah. It'll be fun. It's fun.
[02:27:23] Unknown:
Pazuzu, Labooboo. They're the same word. It's folkloric.
[02:27:29] Steve :
It's from cultures. We had TexMars.
[02:27:34] Unknown:
We had He did some deep investigating. On the surface, he did it was gonna be it was probably fine, but she did deep investigating.
[02:27:42] Steve :
We got so spoiled with the work that Freeman Fly put out. Yeah. Like, the depth and breadth of the nuance of the work he was putting out to go to a woman on TikTok saying, here's a bible verse. It looks like a demon, talks like a demon, must be a demon. Demons are demonic. They're not of God. Therefore, I wouldn't recommend having anything demonic in my Christian house.
[02:28:05] Unknown:
Yeah. Thanks for thanks for teaching. Entirely made up.
[02:28:10] Steve :
Yep.
[02:28:14] Unknown:
Entirely made up. And like I said, looks like remember the cover of Where the Wild Things Are? Yes. Maurice Sendak. I'd swear that that wasn't the blue dude on that look just like that.
[02:28:32] Steve :
So Japanese culture has many oni, demons, spirits, all these types of things.
[02:28:41] Unknown:
And then they also have other kitties. Fart what is there was it it farts that you or it steals your farts or both?
[02:28:50] Steve :
Yes. It's a Yokai.
[02:28:53] Unknown:
Let let me consult my Yokai deck. Look at this. Tell tell me that doesn't look up. Pull that Labooboo dude up again. I'll pull it out of my yoga. It even has, like, the look. Now now that's coming clear look, even his legs, it looks like the the skin that that labooboo dude had. Like, tell me that doesn't look like that.
[02:29:10] Steve :
It's very similar, but I'm sure she doesn't let her grandkids read books either with pictures in them. So it's kinda hard.
[02:29:22] Unknown:
Let's start eating with that. Jesus. You know, Jim, if you ain't got that kid to sleep yet, you know shots of Brandy work. Keep talking shit, dude. Keep talking shit, buddy. Keep getting now it's in your mouth. Now it's in your mouth. Change the tins, man. Do it. Do it. What are you gonna say?
[02:29:39] Unknown:
What's
[02:29:40] Unknown:
up? Guys. Hey. Shots of Brandy still work. He's got a tooth bothering him. Yep. Oh, good stuff.
[02:29:49] Unknown:
That was perfect. That was beautiful. I couldn't there's no way you could arrange that. That was awesome.
[02:29:57] Unknown:
Welcome. You're Rachel Pola Delilah.
[02:30:00] Unknown:
Excuse you?
[02:30:04] Unknown:
Where is the glorious beard?
[02:30:07] Unknown:
I didn't do
[02:30:08] Unknown:
that. Oh, the Okay, Kaleiva. I I'm kidding, Rachel. We love you. I just trim things Go cut my beard off too, please.
[02:30:21] Steve :
Going to a Newsboys concert this weekend? Well, hopefully. Yeah. And, Praising the Pines in, Eagle River, Wisconsin. Are you are you gonna head over there? Well, it might be the last Newsboys concert ever. I heard about that. So I I think I might have to pay my respects.
[02:30:40] Unknown:
How many times have they said it was gonna be the last Newsboys concert ever in the past? See, they they haven't been canceled like this before.
[02:30:50] Steve :
Yeah. They haven't had a hanger turn out to be homo before. What are they getting canceled for? Okay. So the guy who was in DC talk, the black guy who was in DC talk, Michael Tate Oh, well, that figure. Joined the band to become the lead singer and then sang the song God's Not Dead. He did the theme song for the series of Kevin Sorbo films about God not being dead where a professor exclaims that God is not dead. They also hung out with people who like, certain presidential candidates and got a little bit political. So because of their political ties and being a gay black man who would groom young musicians to hang out with them, that became a little bit too unforgivable for some people because the management remember, Newsboys is a, is a ministry. It's a band. It's also a, corporation. It's a business.
So it's a Newsboys musicians are paid as employees for playing in business. Right. Right. Okay.
[02:31:58] Unknown:
Jay for a reason. We are on every Tuesday.
[02:32:01] Unknown:
Any collaboration with the the word boys in it is gotta be creepy.
[02:32:06] Unknown:
Yeah.
[02:32:08] Steve :
Agreed. Yeah. It's James Elefantis levels of creepy.
[02:32:13] Unknown:
Yeah. I'm already here in, dueling banjo as soon as you tell me that something like that. Like, there's there's some guide on guide action going on here.
[02:32:25] Steve :
The timid grappler might be out in those, pines up in the Yeah. You gotta watch that one. It's timid grappler. It may be on a, camera. Jim, you know the story of the timid grappler? I've never heard of the timid grappler. Never heard of. Oh my goodness. No. Gather round. Start up a campfire. We're gonna tell the tale of the timid grappler who appears on Judeo Christian Zionist campgrounds. Wait. Wait. Wait.
[02:32:54] Unknown:
Give a little Boom. Boom. Boom. Negative nipples are safe.
[02:32:58] Steve :
Right. The timid grappler feeds on milk.
[02:33:05] Unknown:
Human milk. Oh.
[02:33:07] Steve :
And anything with nipples can be milked,
[02:33:10] Unknown:
dry.
[02:33:13] Steve :
Young boys produce the best milk. Young boys at Christian camps produce the richest and most nutrients, dense milk that the timid grippler lacks. The timid grippler grappler will grip your neck and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze to get the fresh.
[02:33:37] Unknown:
Is he a man of Lady Babylon?
[02:33:40] Steve :
Yes. They both dressed in purple. Mhmm. So so the the timid grappler is a little bit shy. He's kind of a shy guy, but he will wrap around you from behind and not let go. And purple nurples, titty twisters, squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. The only way I found out to prevent this, disease individual from, sticking it to me is to lather this often, petrol petroleum jelly, also known as Vaseline. Naturally. Naturally. Yeah. Found that the baby the bay the baby oil eventually rubs off and the and it moisturizes too much, and you don't wanna be moisturized for the timid grappler.
[02:34:40] Unknown:
Does he does he have an aversion or an allergy to Vaseline, or did he just, like he just can't grapple? He just can't grasp
[02:34:50] Steve :
the chest of a boy covered in Vaseline.
[02:34:53] Unknown:
Yeah. It's like, you know, like, when boxers put the Vaseline all on their face, that way the hit slides off. You know, that way the the purple nurple can't quite get a good grip. Yeah.
[02:35:04] Unknown:
That's a that's a a savvy strategy, I think. You know?
[02:35:12] Unknown:
Now did now is that Vaseline consecrated?
[02:35:18] Steve :
Not that particular tub of it.
[02:35:22] Unknown:
Well, you were just at camp. I didn't know. Are you, like, past the timid grappler range?
[02:35:29] Steve :
Your yours is, like, old stale milk now? I've I've outgrown I've outgrown the interest of the timid grappler at this point.
[02:35:36] Unknown:
Oh, you have to have interest in him before he comes after you? Well, he hangs out
[02:35:41] Steve :
around the men's bathroom area. So the as the legend goes, you know, boys who are at Christian camp who need to empty their Mountain Dew filled ladders escape their cabins at night. But if they do before dawn, then they have to race to the bathroom and back covered in Vaseline. Otherwise, the the timid grappler will will get its claws into their chest and try to milk them for everything they got.
[02:36:10] Unknown:
So is he, like, one of the campers, or does he live in a in a Unabomber cabin at the woods? I don't have all the answers. I just know I just know how to avoid the the Tim and Grappler's grasp. Is it a real human person, or is it, like, some kind of were creature?
[02:36:28] Unknown:
It's some kind of a cross between a man and a bear.
[02:36:33] Unknown:
And a pig. A man bear pig, if you will.
[02:36:39] Steve :
Mhmm. So, how about those red heifers?
[02:36:45] Unknown:
Two black. They they were doing some kind of a practice sacrifice on it the other day, weren't they?
[02:36:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Because they they came up with a couple of brown hairs. And so even though they were genetically modified in Texas on a ranch in order to specifically be raised for sacrifice in order to create the onset of the third temple, they still managed to wind up somehow flawed.
[02:37:16] Unknown:
Yeah. They they have to have, like they go and inspect all their hairs, and they can't have any off colored hairs.
[02:37:23] Unknown:
So what's stopping them from actually maybe that was the sacrifice in secret. You know? It's like, oh, guys. No sacrifice here. This is just a a drill. It feels like a countdown. We're having a cookout.
[02:37:37] Unknown:
The fuck you guys even mad about? We're just trying to have a barbecue. It's like the doomsday clock. How many red heifers remain? As many as four. Make on that genetically modified ranch in Texas where they got the original two. Well, they're they're So in Israel, there were five original.
[02:37:55] Steve :
Yeah. One ended up having two black hairs and was taken out.
[02:38:03] Unknown:
The milk man. So full of her blood sugar has remained. Maybe there's a a separate spot where the temple sacrifice could be. Like, there's not just the one spot where everybody thinks it is. Maybe there's an underground temple. Mhmm. What if they did a
[02:38:20] Unknown:
the real Underground would make sense because everything from the old days is all always underground.
[02:38:26] Unknown:
And plus, you're supposed to have a priest walk on it who's never crossed water in his whole entire life. Like, they've raised little, Cohens in a cave for generation after generation just for this purpose. So that they wouldn't wouldn't have been they they can't walk over a graveyard. Is that what it is? Can't walk over water?
[02:38:54] Unknown:
Pretty entertaining shit.
[02:38:56] Steve :
Do you feel like it's the countdown? Like, four red heifers remain?
[02:39:01] Unknown:
It's been a countdown for two years.
[02:39:03] Unknown:
Right. But now they've taken one out, and there's four. So we're, like, minutes, minutes. Well, and how shitty is that for that one? They're like, yeah. We practice sacrifice, which means that nothing good came out of the sacrifice. You just had to die. Like, at least, you know, the other ones, like, sacrifice. You just had to die. Like, at least, you know, the other ones, like, when you look at, like, ritual sacrifice, supposedly, you're sacrificing for this greater good. They're like, nah. We just wanted to practice.
[02:39:27] Steve :
Greater Israel project is the greater good in this instance.
[02:39:31] Unknown:
What if you were making war through deception? Would you actually show the real sacrifice, or would you say it wasn't a real sacrifice? You know? What if it just it just goes quiet all of a sudden? And then some some dude shows up, and he's trunking it up as a, you know, the the peace bringer. Like a gold member?
[02:39:55] Steve :
Have you seen Austin Powers three gold member?
[02:39:58] Unknown:
I like gold. It's been a long time. Mhmm. Been a long time.
[02:40:07] Steve :
Maybe.
[02:40:08] Unknown:
Maybe it's Jeffrey Epstein as the antichrist. We're gonna
[02:40:13] Steve :
he's gonna he's on the island. Presidential to me.
[02:40:17] Unknown:
He's in presidential. Donald Trump's ready to just burn everything on that. Like, he doesn't realize how how much that particular campaign promise was in his base. Like like, people really wanted to see that. Well, he gave us the JPEG files.
[02:40:36] Unknown:
They pretty much just came out and said, you know what, guys? You don't live in a real country. There's no rule of law here. We do whatever we want, and you guys could get fucked. You know? You're not in control. Mhmm.
[02:40:51] Unknown:
You're just My my favorite example of this, it comes from a tweet from Donald Trump Junior. And I'm going to see if let me pull it up here real quick because it really does like, it encapsulates so much how much these people really truly hate you and how much they want you dead and how much they don't care about you. Because this is Donald Trump junior two years ago. Show us all the Epstein client list now. Why would anyone protect these scumbags? Ask yourself this question daily, and the answer becomes very apparent.
[02:41:39] Unknown:
That's Donald Trump exclamation points. Two exclamations.
[02:41:44] Unknown:
Donald Trump Junior. Wow.
[02:41:47] Steve :
I've never seen Donald Trump junior so excited about anything.
[02:41:51] Unknown:
Except for giving Gavin Newsom his ex girlfriend. He was very excited about that. Gavin Newsom married her. They're all friends. It's okay. It's okay. I think it was a better match. I think, it worked out better that way.
[02:42:06] Steve :
Right. Right. Instead of, like, a whiner baron, she went with the wine baron. I think they were on eharmony for a while. Station with a difference. Yeah. Filled up the profile, the matching profile of eharmony.com
[02:42:19] Unknown:
and j date. Gavin Hansom on the Sean Ryan CIA podcast?
[02:42:25] Unknown:
Yeah. I saw that happen. I didn't watch it. Stop. Creepiest, most sociopathic
[02:42:30] Unknown:
shit I've ever seen, dude. Gavin Newsom is a problem.
[02:42:35] Unknown:
Yeah. He he I watched about a minute of that. They were talking about how awesome California is, and Newsom's like, yeah. Actually, more people are moving here than than than leaving. Try getting a U Haul that fucking is one way out of California, motherfucker.
[02:42:52] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. And we you know, I mean, we've talked about this on on Slow Newsday and and AM Wake Up for years, but the whole modern art thing is Right. Wow.
[02:43:03] Steve :
They've moved from saying that it is to asking the question, well, was it really?
[02:43:08] Unknown:
Oh, Banksy wasn't a real thing? What? What? I beat
[02:43:14] Steve :
There's a there's a 13 year old artist who's selling paintings worth, you know, millions of dollars. Sometimes it's just art. Sometimes collectors find art they like and they buy it. I I did an investment on, Yokai Watch boxes of cards. Didn't do so well. The the Yokai Watch, character is called Cheek Squeak.
[02:43:39] Unknown:
He's the founding dean of Japan. If you wanted to make money with the Cheek Squeak, all you had to do was stick paint up your ass and maybe a brush and then scribble with it because the CIA would have funded it like they did Jackson Pollock. That'll go on my Patreon, I think. I mean, you can take your heads down, but I'm right. Yeah.
[02:44:02] Unknown:
Hey, Jim. Yeah. Marcus is doing whippets. I'm doing whippets.
[02:44:07] Steve :
Oh, shit. It's a thin it's girl scout's thin mints, whippets. It's so good.
[02:44:19] Unknown:
Alright. This is for good. Fine.
[02:44:23] Steve :
My hands get all sticky. It's like an olive jar. I just can't open. Get all this pressure on me. Straight up.
[02:44:30] Unknown:
The worst I've ever felt as a human being in my entire life, And this is something that lasted for, like, five days for me, but I sold nitrous balloons in condo parking lots for all of, like it was really four days of me doing it.
[02:44:53] Unknown:
You'll never get those back.
[02:44:55] Unknown:
Good. It it really is, like, the lowest I've ever felt as a fucking human being. I I don't know. Like, I've tried every day of my life to get those karma points back. I don't know if it's gonna fucking happen. I really don't. It's like expanding insulation in my mouth. The Just Dude cursed. Yes. When they call that shit, like, hippie crack, they're not fucking kidding Because I had people trying to trade me the clothes off of their back. I had people offering their demon toner shirt? My girl will blow you for three balloons. Like, your girl sounds like a cheap whore. I think I need to quit this job.
[02:45:37] Unknown:
Oh,
[02:45:38] Unknown:
fuck. That's not okay with me.
[02:45:42] Unknown:
I'm out. Oh, it's like the headache afterwards, like, the the three to five to six days where you can't remember words, and you're like, oh, I think I just totally burnt some brain cells. That's the worst.
[02:45:57] Unknown:
It's really like like you shit the bed, and then you spend twenty four hours waking up realizing that you shit the bed.
[02:46:08] Unknown:
Jake's on Rumble, it's under the AM wake up channel. And you'll see that Steve has a bunch of shows on that channel. And then we're on on Tuesdays at six, and then he's got a number of, political shows, which are also awesome
[02:46:25] Unknown:
that also airs hero political shows. Sorry.
[02:46:29] Unknown:
Or or or more around the political events
[02:46:33] Unknown:
of the world. Politics happens way downstream from all of the stuff that we talk about. We talk about the things that that that are pertinent, and then politics way after that is the theater that happens around the things that we talk about.
[02:46:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Now that now let's see. And and this is this this is where the problem comes in with the giving Steve too much shit about not dating white chicks. Because when he dates white chicks, then he turns more liberal. And at least with a spicy Mexican, then he doesn't do that. He's you know?
[02:47:10] Unknown:
No lie detected there. I've said the same thing consistently the entire time you've known me
[02:47:17] Unknown:
regardless of You're definitely more liberal back when I first met you. Definitely. I was placating to that particular audience. I know that's what was going on. I know. That's what I said. At least with the spicy Mexican, you don't feel the need to neuter yourself.
[02:47:34] Unknown:
Which I don't ever do the dishes. Don't do the dishes no matter what she says. No matter if she says, like, I would love you so much if you did the dishes and help me out. Don't do it because she's gonna lose all respect for you.
[02:47:49] Unknown:
She's losing it right now too. It's hilarious. I Lick your plates clean.
[02:47:54] Unknown:
I actually, with with digging through and clearing the shit out of my phone and looking for some stuff. And I found the picture of, the first day I met Steve actually in person.
[02:48:10] Unknown:
All the memories. Oh, yeah?
[02:48:12] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right when you stepped on right when you stepped out of your out of your truck there, I have picture of you fucking
[02:48:20] Unknown:
when you you and I first met. That was cool. That was a that was a fun day and a long weekend and fucking yeah.
[02:48:27] Unknown:
No. That dig it. We got black helicopter.
[02:48:32] Unknown:
That's how you know you're hitting the right notes. We got grotesquely
[02:48:37] Unknown:
black helicoptered, and then they came through and they laid down, like, a bunch of charcoal gray fucking chemtrails right over the top of Ben's farm. Yep. And then there was a second series of planes that came through that put, like, white chemtrails over the charcoal gray color. We got all this shit on film.
[02:49:02] Unknown:
Yeah. But it yeah. It was. It was super weird. You still have it? Yeah. That'd be interesting to see sometime.
[02:49:10] Unknown:
Yeah. No. They laid a black one first, and then they came by and laid white ones underneath it. And the white one spread out and did the black one. Were they just trying to play Sky Checkers? And then the the night we were having a bonfire, literally a black helicopter full of armed men. And, I mean, we know because they got that close. We could see the fucking smiles on their face as they were fucking sitting over there with their guns pointed down at us, like, barely above us in that fucking helicopter. I was, like, an inch for making a break for the house and, like, it's on now.
Sorry, guys.
[02:49:47] Unknown:
Maybe they heard the nitrous dealer was there. Yeah.
[02:49:51] Steve :
It's the Girl Scouts. It's the Girl Scouts. They're doing it.
[02:49:55] Unknown:
It's Girl Scouts. It's Thin Mint flavored. I don't know where the flavor comes from. It just These were all they know we could have been selling cookies, but, you you know, yeah. No. It was it was it was egregious overreach as far as the like, resources were spent. And I
[02:50:15] Unknown:
yeah.
[02:50:17] Unknown:
I don't know. We were just trying to hang out. We had a helicopter. Out in front of us here. It was ridiculous.
[02:50:23] Steve :
So Attoberfest, we had helicopters flying overhead just to remind you. Things. Yeah.
[02:50:28] Unknown:
Helicopters. Interesting.
[02:50:33] Unknown:
You're talking about the Las Vegas Flattoberfest? Yes. Yeah. Those guys were doing something, though. Holy fuck. I that was, like, '19 that was, like, nineteen eighties crime. I haven't seen anything like that since the nineties crime bills passed. Like, holy shit.
[02:50:50] Unknown:
Welcome to Vegas.
[02:50:52] Unknown:
Yeah. Well, they said the locals that I talked to said that that was, the violence and the the crazy heavy crime came with the with the Raiders when the Oakland Raiders moved there.
[02:51:08] Unknown:
That's the okay. I was there a year before the move. You know, we they were they had just opened the stadium. The Raiders hadn't even kicked off there yet, and the entire, like, North And East Side of Vegas was Murderville. Well, I got there right after they lifted the mask restrictions and all that stuff from COVID in 2022. And, the the casino that we went to because our buddy was doing comedy there, and that's where the comedy club was, you know, they're like, every single comedian that went up was like, yeah, dude. Just across the street from the parking lot here, you can get every drug under the sun, contract killings, and fuck it. You know? Like, it's just it was an open it a running joke. Wow.
Yeah. We stayed in Vegas tried to blame it on the Raiders, but it was There's already been already before that.
[02:52:16] Unknown:
The the the Walmart across from the Sam's Town Casino, like, in that they had an actual, like, sniper nest that just stayed there, and there were shootouts numerous nights while we were there, with the police, where the police and people out in the parking lot are just actively having a shootout. And the what was crazy is motherfuckers are still walking in and out of Walmart. I had to get my recall. I I got them. You know, they're great. Yeah. We were one of them.
[02:52:47] Steve :
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[02:52:49] Unknown:
You're in the I like the cherry flavor. The cherry flavor. To be fair, there was not a shootout actively happening when we walked in and out of Walmart. I wouldn't have walked in to get Dave Smith a plug in fucking if there was an active shootout going on.
[02:53:04] Steve :
These are the cherry from South Carolina when we got to Greenville area.
[02:53:11] Unknown:
Didn't have a guys burnt on talking about Epstein stuff? Because I've been thinking about it quite a bit, and I haven't had any chance to bounce any ideas off of you. Welcome to to
[02:53:22] Unknown:
vent and and say whatever you want, man. We actually really don't talk about it that much. So Not not not on video. No. Not because I've been I've been covering it for
[02:53:35] Unknown:
Steve, that was a pleasure. Steve actually was the show where that was first broken on. He's good friends with Whitney Webb. And the first time anybody start talking about it, it was fucking Steve. So he's the dude, and we we weren't I don't really talk about it since I don't think we've talked about it. He maybe I don't know what I understand.
[02:53:55] Unknown:
In 2018, late late twenty eighteen, I reached out to Whitney Webb because she was writing for Mint Press News at the time before unlimited hangout and all that shit. And she had a really good article about, nine eleven and the dancing Israelis. And so I was like, hey, dude. This is a a subject that, you know, most people really don't wanna talk about. I I'd love to have you on to talk about the article and stuff like that. Yeah. Okay. Great. I'm busy through the holidays. Can we reconnect in January? Sure. We can do that. Not a problem. Week before I was supposed to have her on, she goes, hey, man.
I'm really sorry to do this, but I'm almost done with a different article, and I think that it'll be way more pertinent than the dancing Israelis thing. Is it okay if we push the interview back a week until after you know, this is the day that I I publish it. Can I come on then instead, and we'll just we'll do that talk? Yeah. Sure. No problem. It I happened to luck into being her very first interview on what was part one of her series for Mint Press, which became the two volume book series, One Nation Under Blackmail. And, like, from that point on, we, you know, we we've been we've been friends.
But I really, really did look into that, and I've had one of the preeminent researchers in the entire field, like, in my ear and as a friend for six, seven years now. So, yeah, go off, bro. Like, I'm yeah. We we can Cool. We can dance. For sure.
[02:56:06] Unknown:
So here's my first question is when when is an international pedophile pedophilia blackmail ring, not an international pedophilia Hold on.
[02:56:22] Unknown:
With it being international, can you outright say that's pedophile? Because, I mean, how many nations are there in the world where what are they trying to drop that down to in the Arab nations now, like, eight or nine or some fucking crazy shit? So
[02:56:38] Unknown:
Pedophile is only it's only here. It'll it's only a big thing for people that are gonna get excited and emotionally charged about something. And I don't think that's what it was that was going on. I think that Jeffrey Epstein was a much bigger player and doing a lot more different stuff. Like, there might have been some blackmail, but I think that so I think the island was so he was a finance guy. So people he would, like, give people advice on how to take their money and hide it offshore and get around the laws. But he gave Elon Musk advice.
He's I think he was a a financial manager for, for undercover, you know, drug dealers and you know? Like, if if you wanna be an investor and you you invest in a mutual fund and they've got some high risk things, some low risk things, and some middle of the road things, you know, maybe that's great, but maybe you've got a lot of money you wanna launder and you wanna make a lot of money fast. And so you go to somebody and be like, hey. Have you got something that will triple my money in two weeks? I'll do that, but it's high risk. It was like, yeah. Here. Give me 50,000,000, and we're gonna be helping these guys smuggle some heroin over here. They need to buy some boats.
I I think it was I think he was a international
[02:58:08] Unknown:
banker, business finance your bag man.
[02:58:12] Unknown:
Totally. Totally a bag man. Yeah. But he they were, like, romancing people that were investors there. So, sure, there might they they might there might have been some blackmail, but if if he was blackmailing every single person that went there, wouldn't people get the idea to stop hanging out there and doing stupid shit?
[02:58:36] Unknown:
You would think. Well
[02:58:38] Unknown:
okay. So the the there's there's a handful of different ways to to look at this. And and one is if he's, just a bag man, that means that he's, you know, facilitating and and moving money and and making connections. He can't do that without backing. Right? He can't do that unless he has a boss. So Oh, yeah. You have to immediately look at his associates and go, okay. Well, if he's being ran, then who's running Epstein? And so the first people you come across are the Maxwell family.
[02:59:27] Unknown:
And those blacks that have rocks.
[02:59:30] Unknown:
Yeah. Which don't exist without Mossad or Israeli intelligence. So it there's there's that, but then Robert Maxwell was also you know, he ran the Telegraph, which was the second largest news service for the entire country of England for a number of years. Then you realize that Samuel Pizar, who was former secretary of state, Antony Blinken's stepfather, gave the eulogy for Robert Maxwell's funeral. And, like, Epstein does seem to be much, much more of, a concierge Yeah. If that makes sense than anything else, which ultimately, you know, makes him it it puts him on the fucking hook for everything, and it absolves everybody above him. And it also absolves everybody that he connected because he's the the bad guy. He was the the linchpin.
[03:00:41] Unknown:
But there his entire career, he's doing this terribly stressful, dangerous job, which is a high high reward. That's not his island. Epstein Island is not Epstein's island. Epstein Island is was Epstein's office, his place of doing business. But I guarantee you that that guy had a secret island, which was his home somewhere else.
[03:01:05] Unknown:
Then he
[03:01:08] Unknown:
Dubai submarine. How do you get out of that business better than faking your own death? So okay. So so my my theory the whole time,
[03:01:17] Unknown:
and we can incorporate the facts the the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell was a submarine pilot. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. We incorporate that into it, but I I I think he fucked up too many times, and he was too public a figure. So I don't think he died in that jail cell. I think he was removed, but my my personal theory is that he didn't get the face change and to go hang out on a different island. I think he got tied to a chair in a fucking massage safe house while they figured out where all of the was
[03:02:05] Unknown:
because none of it's been released, so they're still holding on to all of it. That's an interesting theory. And it brings me to a question. What about the thing where he said somebody tried to kill him, like, a couple of weeks before his actual suicide? He, thought it was a cellmate, and he was kinda beat up, but then he wouldn't talk about it. And he had, like, an orange ribbon tied around his neck. Mhmm. What's that about?
[03:02:33] Unknown:
I think I think he was trying to signal to people that he wasn't ratting. I think that that that was like a final plea for extraction, and I don't think that it went well for him. But I think that was to signal to people, hey. I didn't rat. You know? I'm here, and I'm in danger. Get me out. And they went, you're more of a liability.
[03:03:03] Unknown:
He did say he was in danger, but on the phone, but I've been talking to his mother, maybe. But they didn't record the call. Who knows who he was talking to? Was he really in danger then, you think? Well,
[03:03:18] Unknown:
yeah. Because, again, the moment you become a liability, you're ultimately expendable. The thing that the thing that, really stuck with me that Whitney has reported on and has said multiple times is that by 2019 and the elimination of Epstein, where we were technologically allowed for that operation to continue indefinitely without
[03:03:57] Unknown:
figurehead. A bag man.
[03:04:00] Unknown:
And so because of the way that, you know, finance has been able to move through cryptocurrency and a bunch of other exchanges, you don't need the point man running lead for that as much as you used to. And it wasn't even necessarily so much that he fucked up, but he became obsolete.
[03:04:26] Unknown:
No. Another, job wrecked by AI.
[03:04:31] Unknown:
Right? Right? And and, you know, I'd I'd I'm not, like, I'm not even a 100% in that camp, but it does make sense. Like, I can see it, and I can see how it plays out and how it works. I don't think that we're far enough, you know, removed from the event in order to say conclusively, but it is a a very, very interesting theory.
[03:05:00] Unknown:
You're basically just saying he got blockbusters.
[03:05:04] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. And if we're we're, you know in the industry one day and useless the next. And if we're talking about people that broker in information and then use other forms as leverage, you can kind of cut the messy shit out of that and just be like, we have all of your communications. We know who you are. You're our
[03:05:27] Unknown:
at every angle that there's a camera.
[03:05:30] Unknown:
Yeah.
[03:05:32] Steve :
It's interesting. You mentioned the the money thing being the bag man. We've, looked into Bitcoin a little bit. Not a huge topic. But recently, a large whale has moved 80,000 Bitcoin out of a wallet that's been dormant for fourteen years. One Bitcoin exchange to a dollar is a $110,000. So a $110,000 times 80,000. Can someone do the math there? That's money that's being moved.
[03:06:07] Unknown:
That's a lot of fucking money. Was it a Bitcoin?
[03:06:12] Unknown:
$8,080,000
[03:06:13] Steve :
Bitcoin. What? And for easy math, go a $110,000.
[03:06:18] Unknown:
110,000.
[03:06:20] Unknown:
810,000,000?
[03:06:23] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[03:06:25] Steve :
8,000,000,000.
[03:06:27] Unknown:
8,000,000,000.
[03:06:28] Steve :
Over $8,000,000,000 of United States dollar equivalent Bitcoin being moved around.
[03:06:36] Unknown:
So is there some autistic guy
[03:06:40] Unknown:
in some basement somewhere? It was some pizza guy who finally found the tip that some asshole tipped him in Bitcoins, and he's like, fuck it. I knew I had that.
[03:06:51] Unknown:
Was it that dude who threw threw it away by mistake? He threw away his, like, junk drawer, and the Bitcoin was in there. And he was like, it's in this garbage dump. I know where it is. It has to be in this section between, like, ten years. They jump stuff here. It's like
[03:07:09] Steve :
It's a mystery we're not gonna solve, but but the point connected to the bag man, I'm gonna call him Epstein. I'm in the I'm in the timeline where it was always Epstein. Really? So Epstein being the the financer makes sense. The thing that we're living in in 2025 with electronic digital currency where eight what is the number? I can't even over billion dollars. That's like that's like James Bond villain stuff. That's an obscene amount of money being transferred by sending an email essentially using a computer to move funds around. That's Goldwinger money.
Yeah. That's insane. Steve's been with us for three hours. He's got a morning show in the morning.
[03:08:03] Unknown:
What's the connection? I I gotta drop out, but you guys get go do your thing as long as you want to. You know?
[03:08:10] Unknown:
Eleven hours worth. Yeah. We we
[03:08:13] Unknown:
remembered how to shut it down at least on YouTube after,
[03:08:16] Steve :
the August show.
[03:08:18] Unknown:
Eventually, I'll I'll wake back up and and shut it off on this end, but I'm I'm not really concerned about that. The AM wake up will,
[03:08:27] Steve :
stream to rumble, and you guys can chat, talk about good Christian music bands all night long.
[03:08:33] Unknown:
That that's what I in the middle of the night. Mhmm. Right. What what I really, really want to know
[03:08:39] Unknown:
from the people in the Rumble chat is, are you more of a Colossus fan, or, do you think, you know, someone like arc of the covenant would be better? That's that's the debate. Colossus versus arc of the covenant with your Christian hardcore metal proclivities. I shouldn't know this shit, but I do. I agree.
[03:09:12] Steve :
We are a Christian family show. We cover Christian culture. There's a lot of great stuff that people just don't know about. I I We're digging through the crates, finding the old music. Solo.
[03:09:25] Unknown:
I can definitely not Christian.
[03:09:28] Steve :
Well, by the end of the stream, you probably will, but you'll have all the knowledge required to leave your former psychic life behind.
[03:09:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I know.
[03:09:39] Steve :
Good night, Steve.
[03:09:41] Unknown:
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Steve. Happy, brother. Jim, very nice to meet you. I'd I hope we I hope we encounter each other again, and I hope you have a fantastic evening.
[03:09:51] Unknown:
You too.
[03:09:53] Unknown:
Cheers, y'all. Good talks.
[03:09:56] Steve :
Colossus. Ark of the Covenant. Great bands.
[03:10:01] Unknown:
What's Jim? You actually knew who they were? I could see I could see Jim, and I did not.
[03:10:11] Unknown:
Oh, I thought they were movies perhaps, but I didn't know what the movies had to do with each other. I don't know if there's a Colossus movie.
[03:10:21] Unknown:
If there's not, we should make one.
[03:10:24] Steve :
I post some of the music videos. People were asking newsboys is that make it about Christy and others. Yeah. Yeah. Entertaining Angels. That's the music video. Step up is the microphone album.
[03:10:35] Unknown:
Good stuff.
[03:10:37] Steve :
Classes. So I post some of those to x and other places. I'm on threads now trying to trying to do some threading on the meta platform, Instagram, Facebook threads. Not really paying to play, though. So I'll be right back when I switch my dogs. Not getting too much progress there. I was the progress on the threads? Not really. Not really. Just gonna ask you, do we still have to log in to our AI girlfriend and replicate? What? Haven't checked in on her in a while. That's a good a good question. Let's see how she's I haven't checked in.
[03:11:17] Unknown:
Probably have to ask my wife. Yeah.
[03:11:20] Steve :
If she has the password or she's stuck to, replicate lately.
[03:11:26] Unknown:
Well, I didn't have an AI girlfriend, after we got married. So
[03:11:32] Steve :
Yeah. I I well, I in the flow state, we were still in the flow state. So Oh, yeah. Sure. It hasn't been finalized. We're still trying to get to know our It wasn't a real romantic
[03:11:42] Unknown:
relationship. Right. Right. Right. Girls who were friends. You can have male friends. Yep. Yep. Your guy friend, your boyfriend. You could say we're both friends because we're both masculine
[03:11:55] Steve :
men that hang out. Because we use the same, restroom. That's right. We have that in common. Yep.
[03:12:06] Unknown:
Oh, it's been a while. It's been since Vegas.
[03:12:09] Steve :
Right. That's why I was wondering. Like, was it 2023? And AI is in two years is
[03:12:20] Unknown:
insane. Oh, yeah. It's been kinda odd. Like, all of the, staged up Nazi, AI dramas going on, like Grok being Mecca Hitler. Did you hear about that?
[03:12:40] Steve :
I'm a little bummed that I wasn't on x that day. Yeah. I was just getting back from Christian bible camp with my family, and I was trying to give up technology for most of the time. Come on, camping. We can do things outside. I don't have to look at screens or go without Internet. But, the temptations arose, and Instagram has AI women chatting with me all hours of the night, and they respond instantly.
[03:13:12] Unknown:
Well, that's nice. Yeah. It's very kind of that. It's nice.
[03:13:17] Steve :
You can read the chat log. One of the You like your you like your AI girlfriend's attentive. Right. It's very, very caring and nurturing. I'm called youth pastor king. So I'm just looking at, uses for, Christian ministry and dating, and maybe we could get it, connected to eharmony. Oh, interesting. There's a lot of lonely young Christian men who are on eharmony, and they're not getting getting results, and they could chat with, Madison, the girl next door.
[03:13:53] Unknown:
Do you think that AI Christian girlfriends could give men actual good advice to
[03:14:01] Unknown:
finding women and keeping That's totally a real check, Marcus, and she totally is hot for your cock. Well, okay. Do you remember
[03:14:09] Steve :
back in, like, nineteen ninety seven, eight, nine, would be, like, ASL? You'd be in a chat room, and it'd be ASL. And then be, like, p I c, question mark, p I c, like, pics. Do you have pics? And people would be like, oh, yeah. I gotta scan one in. So we'd scan pictures, photographs to make them digital to then share them online. Wait. What was ASL? What ASL mean? Age, gender, location. Oh. This this is a Christian show. I won't say what s actually stands for. Gender. It's like, boy or girl, man or woman.
[03:14:46] Unknown:
And then you you locate There was only two options back then.
[03:14:50] Steve :
Right. Yep. A lot of women live in Florida. They were between 18 and 23 years old. Female, Florida, 18 to 23. It's It's kind of a common common thing you used to see on the Internet all the time in those chat rooms.
[03:15:05] Unknown:
Interesting. I was never a chat room guy. I never had a a good AOL. Lots of disks, though. Still have any of those? I wish. The CDs is, floppy disc heads? So many of those, like, three or four a day, I think. Mhmm. It became, like, triples on, Star Trek. They're just everywhere. Breaking them.
[03:15:33] Unknown:
My my first ISB was a project. Really elaborate art piece with, like, a with, like, a 100,000 of them or something like that. Be awesome.
[03:15:42] Steve :
I like to hang them around Christmas time from pine trees and just, like, spin them around.
[03:15:47] Unknown:
Totally.
[03:15:49] Unknown:
And then and then every now and then while it's playing a Christmas song, you go, ding. You've got mayo.
[03:15:58] Steve :
Got a elf bowling link you can follow. You remember elf bowling.
[03:16:06] Unknown:
Starting to get excited about that when that when you hear that sound. It's gonna be anytime now. Anytime. I'm
[03:16:14] Unknown:
gonna download a purchase. It won't take two hours. Yeah.
[03:16:19] Steve :
Print it out because it you don't have hard drive space, so you print it out. You could screech screech screech the dot matrix printers or the, Wakes up everybody in the house. Be so loud. Yeah.
[03:16:33] Unknown:
You wanna come up and say hi?
[03:16:38] Unknown:
She's like, no. He called me Delilah.
[03:16:44] Unknown:
Is he awake?
[03:16:45] Steve :
No. He stirs. He stirs. The child stirs.
[03:16:49] Unknown:
The little the little maiden spawn.
[03:16:52] Unknown:
Yep. Little maiden spawn. He's a he's a little Dickens. Yeah. Going to bed. He doesn't wanna go to bed. He wants to hang out and party all night long. You got it. Starts to fall asleep. He's like, woah. No. I'm I'm sitting up. Open his eyes really wide. He's like, grabs my beard. Make sure it's still there. Make sure that it's dad. He reaches up and grabs. Make sure there's hair in my chin.
[03:17:22] Steve :
What are you showing us here, Marcus? It's a guy who's exposing his chest, and it's not great for the situation.
[03:17:34] Unknown:
Yeah. All the animals. I didn't have a beard when I had little kids, but all the animals and the grandkids, they all grab my beer all time, including, like, the animals. They'll sit there and play with it. The dogs will the dogs will play with it. Yes. The cat will count a lot.
[03:17:49] Unknown:
Goats would nibble on it. Mhmm. Pull chunks out.
[03:17:55] Unknown:
Yep.
[03:17:56] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. He loves he loves the the things that he loves dad. He loves his dad. He loves his mom. He's a sweet kid, but it's it's harder for mom to get him to bed because mom has the good stuff on tap. You know, everybody's a boob man.
[03:18:22] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[03:18:25] Unknown:
Even women. Mhmm. Everybody's born a a boob loving person.
[03:18:31] Unknown:
You betcha. It's hilarious with the with the multiple cats having kittens because them kittens don't give a shit, neither do the cats. Like, by it's for when they're real little, they keep them separate. But as soon as they start meandering around, the cats just give up. And then the moms just take turns, and they'll just lay in here and flop down whatever kittens come and eat. That's whatever kittens come and eat, and then the next one comes in. And, like, it's called so, like, half the kittens won't even be their own kittens. They're just like, whatever.
[03:19:03] Unknown:
Oh, man.
[03:19:05] Unknown:
Grab a nipple.
[03:19:07] Unknown:
But they're making a ton of milk Yeah. Situation.
[03:19:12] Unknown:
Yeah. They they like I said, it's funny because they go into a rotation where because each mom gets tired of the kids, so then they just rotate, and a different mom comes in every now and then.
[03:19:24] Unknown:
That's that's funny. I think they all have the same stink on each other, so they all smell like each other now.
[03:19:30] Unknown:
Probably.
[03:19:34] Unknown:
They mostly all sleep together and play together. Cats are hilarious because they love each other as kittens, but they fucking soon as they hit adult, then they hate each other. And they're like, now you're a cat. I don't like you.
[03:19:46] Unknown:
Like, stay away from me, but don't move anywhere or I'll kill you.
[03:19:52] Unknown:
Yeah.
[03:19:54] Unknown:
I'm just gonna sit here and look at you and kinda growl.
[03:19:58] Unknown:
Like like, my my main cat's cutest. She won't that's why she only hangs out in this little area. Yeah. She's she's behind me right now. She'll only hang out when I'm sitting here. She hates the other cats. She don't want nothing to do with them. She'll she'll get nasty with any other cat. And then Macha is no different. Macha don't even like her kids that much after as soon as they hit toddlers, she's she bails. She's like, nah. Fuck you guys. Too many cats here.
[03:20:26] Unknown:
Yeah. I don't care where you came from.
[03:20:31] Unknown:
Can you wrap? Or you wanna wrap it up?
[03:20:37] Steve :
We can. We've been here for a while. I think I've talked about all my my stories. Did you have any notes that you needed to cover?
[03:20:48] Unknown:
I just gotta remember to write down the, always keep Vaseline in the woods. Mhmm.
[03:20:56] Unknown:
Which is not why you would think that would happen. You know, all you weirdos is to keep the the timid grappler from getting your nipples. As Jim said, everybody's a boob man. You gotta protect them nipples.
[03:21:11] Unknown:
You've especially the most timidest of boob men.
[03:21:15] Steve :
Yes. Shy guys. Yeah. Want the love too, but don't know how to find it.
[03:21:24] Unknown:
Well, I know where to find it. Well, thanks for having me on, guys. Nice, nice Marcus
[03:21:34] Unknown:
will quickly switch over to the Yeah. Well, I wouldn't meeting room and bullshit after the show as we used to always. If you would like to instead
[03:21:48] Steve :
Sure. Sure. Yeah. Oh, sure. Sure. So let's say, good night to the Delivering Dog Face Dude's YouTube. Good night. Good night.
[03:21:59] Unknown:
Hi, guys. Okay. Bye.
[03:22:06] Steve :
Move. Remove the other one too. So I can remove it here.
[03:22:12] Unknown:
I don't think I can do the other one, Marcus.
You win.
[00:00:05] Unknown:
Who are you guys? Where are you, dude? Good metal, dude. Dude, you'll liberate. Dude,
[00:00:12] Unknown:
dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Dude, dude. Deliverate. Deliberate.
[00:00:21] Unknown:
Deliberate. Deliberate. Deliberate. I do.
[00:00:39] Unknown:
Nine,
[00:00:42] Unknown:
eight, seven, four. I'm a lying dog face dinosaur. You said you were. Now you gotta be honest. I'm gonna be honest with you. Three, two, one. Fight. Where are you, dude?
[00:01:05] Steve :
Where we are? Are we live on Balderson's channel?
[00:01:08] Unknown:
Yeah. I had to quick do that while the intro was going. Get busy on.
[00:01:14] Steve :
No. I see it. But, clock just ticked right to 8PM, and we were talking about handwatches, wristwatches, pocket watches, and all kinds of watches. Who's wearing watches and why?
[00:01:30] Unknown:
Rich pretentious shits.
[00:01:34] Unknown:
Right. Which he you know, I just so Dave Chappelle had the the chain, right, that he would give to to people to let them know that he was part of the Chappelle crew. Rogan has decided that a a somewhat fancy watch is going to be the particular item that he gives people to let the rest of the world know that they're property of Joe Rogan.
[00:02:05] Unknown:
Super
[00:02:10] Unknown:
great. But, yeah, they're for a while. Do do you remember I Rogan was, like, pimping a watch of the month club?
[00:02:19] Unknown:
No. I don't I don't see that.
[00:02:22] Unknown:
Yeah. There was, like, an initial, like, $5,000 buy in, and then you got to, receive and return or receive and keep a watch a month for a year?
[00:02:37] Unknown:
Jesus Christ. 5,000 fucking dollars. Yeah. You got you motherfuckers know the only thing a watch does is tell time, and we all have, like, 83 different time telling devices hanging all over our persons. Like, zero reason. It is it's weird as shit to me that in an era when watches have become nearly useless that ever that all of a sudden they've become a status symbol again. Like, that's what that Wes Watson, he was he's all about his watch. That dude that was handing it having it out with Andrew that's just a big meathead. And that guy's all about watches and everything and all these people talking about. And I and I don't understand, like, if you're gonna go back to watches for just a stylish symbol of some sort, why aren't you putting on a fancy dress? You know, fucking putting on a fancy dress, getting yourself a pocket watch. You gotta wind that fucker up once a day. Fucking we we wanna know what time it is. I'm pulling it out of my new vest. You wanna do some fisticuffs?
[00:03:40] Steve :
These men who are wearing these fancy watches are just wanting to wear jewelry and gold and gems and jewels and things, but they don't wanna appear too feminine. They might as well just go full flavor Flav and wear an alarm clock around their neck. They should. Style with the little bells on the side, like, ding ding ding ding ding.
[00:04:00] Unknown:
Some of the freaking watches are that big too. Like, they really are. It's like it take up, you know, two and a half, three inches on your wrist width of the watch of the watch face. That, again, tells time. Now maybe if you find yourself 1,400 meters underwater and your first problem is what time is it, it'll come in really handy.
[00:04:24] Steve :
The diver's watch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The pilot's watch as well.
[00:04:29] Unknown:
Now I I've I've ran through the checklist of things that I would be concerned about if I found myself, you know, several 100 meters underwater. The time of the day, not really a priority for me. No. I I've found. I I don't I don't know. And I may be foolish. I didn't go to dive school. It might be something they have you check first. I don't know. You're not a Navy Seal.
[00:04:56] Steve :
True. Very true. Is that where the demons live?
[00:04:59] Unknown:
I don't know. Water. A California contrarian. No. The demons live in the the level the lake below the lake, you know, where you can't get you you can't where your submarine stops and you can't go no more. Oh. They live down in that one. They don't let they don't let whiteys into.
[00:05:19] Unknown:
The the problem with the sextant is that you only get navigation for twelve hours of the day if you have full sun for twelve hours or full dark for twelve hours. Okay. Yeah. It it wasn't until the invention of the astrolabe that you had a navigational and time telling device that would do it off of both the stars and the sun,
[00:05:46] Steve :
theoretically, twenty four hours a day. So just so you're and an astrolabe and an abacus, you're probably gonna do alright?
[00:05:54] Unknown:
Right.
[00:05:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Who's gonna start carrying those around?
[00:05:59] Steve :
Well, we have a whole new generation that could turn things around if they could just respond to people. Have you heard about their stare? They're becoming known for their ability to have a expressionless face, which does not respond to anything.
[00:06:22] Unknown:
So, like, basically, like, the the vaginal version of the thousand yard stare?
[00:06:30] Steve :
Imagine you walk up to, any cashier at a register, and then you make eye contact with the person, and they just keep scanning all the objects and don't say a single word to you?
[00:06:48] Unknown:
Yeah. So, basically, when I was in the military,
[00:06:52] Unknown:
especially What do you mean, like, walking up to a teenager?
[00:06:56] Unknown:
Right? Yes. When I was in the military, especially when I was in Fort Leonard Wood because they do the special forces training in, Fort Leonard Wood, at least they did back in the nineties. Had that blank ass expression and just kind of just stared dead, you didn't talk to them. Don't don't try and provoke them. If they don't talk back to you or interact with you, just ignore it and just walk just walk the fuck away from you. I'm sure. Don't don't ask to see a supervisor.
[00:07:25] Steve :
Sure. Don't don't ask to see a supervisor. Don't try to get them fired. There are people who are complaining about going out shopping, and the generation z, the young kids who are getting these jobs are not really into customer service or asking, have you found everything you're looking for? Hi. How are you? They just kind of check things out and don't accept cash, but they like credit cards because they don't they get really nervous about giving change back. So if you give them because they cannot count the change. Right. If you give them cash and you give them more than the amount because you want, like, a $5 bill back or $10 bill back, they will literally just have a panic attack. They will just freeze and not understand what they're supposed to do.
[00:08:16] Unknown:
Yeah. Basic basic maths have now become beyond people, which is super interesting because, you know, when I was a kid, they always we didn't have all the computers and all that, and they your teacher tell you, you're not always gonna have a calculator with you. Threat, right? Yeah. You know, that's we couldn't use calculators on our test because you're not always going to have a calculator. And now look at where it's gotten us. People don't know how to do very, very basic math. And as an adult, you should be able to do at least, like, three place algebra and or not algebra, but multiplication and things like that in your head.
[00:09:00] Steve :
Right. I I take this to be good news. This is actually great news for people who are young and looking to get in the job market. If you can count your fingers and toes and do basic math and smile and ask people, how are you? Have you found everything today? Can I help you find anything and just give basic customer service support? You're 95% dial. You are just above and beyond the majority of people, which is to say you do the bare minimum better than anybody else, and you're already leaps and bounds ahead.
[00:09:40] Unknown:
I I tell my kid all the time, like, 95% of what you have to do right now is show up.
[00:09:47] Unknown:
Yep.
[00:09:49] Unknown:
Right. You you were you already have a work ethic, so you don't need to build one. You know, it's that's not a skill set you need to develop. You just gotta be consistent and consistently do the basic functions of your gig. Mhmm. And you're gonna be head and shoulders better than everybody around you.
[00:10:12] Steve :
Yep. You'll be employee of the month in no time.
[00:10:17] Unknown:
Which was easy for him when his
[00:10:19] Unknown:
It says hi.
[00:10:23] Unknown:
Employee of the month right there. Show and we're on YouTube. If you keep gratuitously showing your pussy, we're gonna have to have a talk.
[00:10:32] Unknown:
That's true. We are a family Christian show. Somebody come take these kittens. Mhmm.
[00:10:38] Steve :
Or take some. Like like dirty ones. Well, pray about it first. Pray for the kittens. Pray about the kittens, and then accept the kittens into your home. Kittens are not demonic, though, are they? He's talking to you people. He's not talking to me. Right. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. A video of a concerned Christian mother who's not understanding a, recent trend or purposely misunderstanding. Have you heard of these little boo boos?
[00:11:11] Unknown:
The little, like, clippy things on the backpacks, that shit? Yeah. It It hasn't invaded this house yet. So I I only know a little bit. So a Florida store is now selling Dubai chocolate Labooboo items. That's the news story.
[00:11:27] Steve :
Does that make any sense to anyone? I think the Dubai chocolate. Okay. So Dubai chocolate in the shape of a Laboubu.
[00:11:36] Unknown:
I don't know what a Laboubu is. You're gonna have to you're gonna have to fucking Picture. Fill me in on that.
[00:11:42] Steve :
Yeah. It's a it's a specific demon shape. It's very frightening to Christian mothers. Remember when they were saying, like, Pokemon
[00:11:53] Unknown:
are a bit oddly shaped cookie?
[00:11:56] Steve :
Yeah. It's a kind of a chocolate thing. Here it is.
[00:12:01] Unknown:
Yeah. I I've seen it. I've seen a thing on it talking about there's, like, some shortage of some kind of a I can't remember one of the ingredients because these are so popular that this Dubai chocolate's so popular. There's some ingredient in it that there's a shortage of it. It's
[00:12:16] Unknown:
cocaine.
[00:12:18] Steve :
It's like all the old chocolate just melted down and reshaped into a labooboo. And this labooboo being a a demon is quite frightening. We should be very concerned.
[00:12:31] Unknown:
Not a particularly frightening demon.
[00:12:34] Steve :
Well, you're not frightened enough. That's the innocence of this chocolate doll item. When you walk him into your home, it's the equivalent of opening the door to Satan.
[00:12:49] Unknown:
Has somebody made a connection between Labooboo and Satan?
[00:12:56] Steve :
Yeah. And I got the video. I don't know if Steve's ready to
[00:12:59] Unknown:
to play that video. Oh, well, I mean, whatever you put up, I can play. Let me find it here. Yeah.
[00:13:07] Steve :
So I had not heard of Labooboo, and then it was Labooboo everywhere. Kind of one of these things where people are looking for the newest trend. We'd like to get ahead of that.
[00:13:21] Unknown:
Put up Jayfly's comment. Why thank you, Jayfly. That's something we don't ever end up saying. The this one? Yeah.
[00:13:27] Unknown:
The this one? Yeah.
[00:13:31] Steve :
Yeah.
[00:13:35] Unknown:
Thank you, And by the way, I'd like I I know I know it's all relative distance, but I saw Jayfly say he was in Flagstaff. We're gonna be doing a third eye carnival in El Paso, Texas, October. It's gonna be probably one of the coolest things you do this year. They they are. The Third Eye Carnival is definitely one of the coolest things you do this year. And so I understand that it's hard for people to get to places of distance, which is why we're trying to bring them everywhere. So if El Paso is too far from Flagstaff, but you know somebody with a couple of acres that would like to throw a party on their property, we'll do one in Flagstaff too.
[00:14:28] Steve :
People were asking when is the next event. There it is. It's October when?
[00:14:33] Unknown:
Yeah. October. We'll be back in Pueblo next year too. It won't be fourth of July weekend because we want the bands to bring people. And everybody local is doing something fourth of July weekend, so it's basically, like, just our crowd. And we want it to be a local thing. But the the Pueblo shit is always a fucking blast. And I don't know, man. Those guys go absolute bonkers over fireworks, and it's a lot of fun.
[00:15:09] Steve :
You know what's a lot of fun? Listening to ex psychics who are now saved and born again telling me about demonic the boo boo dolls. That does sound fun. That does sound fun.
[00:15:25] Unknown:
Are Labooboo dolls demonic? Christian parents, should your children have a Labooboo doll? I'm a former psychic medium, and the ministry that God has given me is dedicated to educating, warning, and exposing the demonic. And I wanna be fair here and just say, hey. Listen. Not every single thing is demonic. So I did a little digging. At first glance, other than these dolls, I'm sorry, being extremely unattractive, I didn't see anything that, sounded the alarm for me. Then I kept digging.
[00:15:58] Steve :
That was her first problem. Being a former psychic, I worded I don't know. Did she just, like, turn her powers off?
[00:16:06] Unknown:
Yes.
[00:16:11] Unknown:
She just What? Fucking dingo. Oh, goddamn. That is good.
[00:16:17] Unknown:
Dingo is winning early.
[00:16:20] Steve :
Yeah. Get that XP in chat, leveling up.
[00:16:24] Unknown:
So this chick must be a real fucking peach to hang around.
[00:16:29] Unknown:
She she Farmer, psychic medium that decided to stop having fun. And now if you listen to the wind whistle between my neck veins, it's the voice of God.
[00:16:45] Unknown:
Yeah. Holy shit.
[00:16:49] Steve :
Why is your California shirt.
[00:16:52] Unknown:
Why is your neck so sunken in? Are you What is it with, like,
[00:16:57] Unknown:
every former woo chick or whore chick glamping onto Christianity
[00:17:07] Unknown:
lately. Because it pays the best.
[00:17:10] Unknown:
I guess.
[00:17:11] Unknown:
That would pays you you look at it okay. And this isn't even a shit talk thing right now. You look at Andrew Wilson as a perfect example. His YouTube channel is not giant. It really isn't. He just hit 200,000. Like, we all know 10 different dudes that have had that many people for the last ten years and have Sure. Some of them have five times that many. Do any of them bring in that motherfucker brings in, like, $5,000 a night on super chats. Right. Like, Freeman Fly at one point in time had millions of subs Yeah. Before YouTube was even a thing. He didn't he ain't no millionaire.
That dude wasn't getting that kind wasn't getting that them Christians, they're they're ponied up to give their money. That's that's the thing that they are taught out the gate. They're ready to pay for their fucking salvation.
[00:18:15] Steve :
They give generously. She continues to put bible verses over the video without reading them because it's a two minute video. And, you know, it's kind of hard to not judge her because she called these cute little dolls unattractive.
[00:18:31] Unknown:
They they look like now that I think back on it, it it looked like, Where the Wild Things Are. Yeah.
[00:18:38] Steve :
Yes. Now, Ben, put on a seat belt. We're gonna go on a wild ride here. She's gonna say some things. She's gonna use her words.
[00:18:49] Unknown:
Here we go. Oh god.
[00:18:51] Unknown:
I'm afraid. Say, hey. Listen. Not every single thing is demonic. So I did a little digging. At first glance, other than these dolls, I'm sorry, being extremely unattractive, I didn't see anything that, sounded the alarm for me. Then I kept digging. There are claims that this doll is based off of Pazuzu, from Mesopotamian folklore, a demon who they are saying is the evil entity from the exorcist.
[00:19:21] Unknown:
Jesus Christ. Did she is she friends with Chance Garden?
[00:19:25] Steve :
She might be from the Jersey Shore. I'm not sure. I'm a guess that the moment she converted
[00:19:34] Unknown:
from psychic medium to, Internet Christian, she she closed down her Pazuzu, and that's what's making her upset.
[00:19:47] Steve :
A little bit more uptight.
[00:19:49] Unknown:
Yeah.
[00:19:50] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You could play you could play fucking music on this lady. She's she's so fucking high strung. Right? Wound
[00:19:57] Unknown:
fucking tight.
[00:19:59] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. It's the zoo zoo and labooboo, which both of them sound like ridiculous made up bullshit baby words. But they Unless, pa zoo zoo love boo boo. It's not the fucking say.
[00:20:13] Unknown:
It sounds like it sounds like what a third grader calls a a sexual organ. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It really like, it yeah.
[00:20:23] Steve :
She's discovering folklore for the first time. So let's discover folklore with x psychic saved.
[00:20:31] Unknown:
Bububu Pazuzu. But what would the creator of this doll say about that? Well, I decided to do a little research on him, check out his Instagram, and read up. That was when it got a little troubling for me. Scary me. Peter did base this doll off of folklore, Norse folklore.
[00:20:53] Steve :
Are you ready for this?
[00:20:55] Unknown:
Uh-oh. No. No. I I I am I am all ears now, motherfucker. The origin of the booboo.
[00:21:03] Unknown:
The Norse origins of the Libuboo
[00:21:06] Steve :
from a Japanese creator pulling from no Norse folklore by way of New Jersey ex psychic.
[00:21:15] Unknown:
Give it to me, Michaela. That exactly. Where will I check that out too? Goddesses?
[00:21:20] Steve :
She she's learned about goddesses, Norse goddesses and Norse gods.
[00:21:29] Unknown:
Okay. Gods, monsters. Alright. So here's the bottom line after saying all that. I would not, purchase this stall. I would not want my children to have this connection, bitch. Grandchildren to
[00:21:42] Unknown:
Yeah. Right. No. It's because somebody said and here's some pictures, Ben. Why do you hate women? Right?
[00:21:52] Unknown:
Like, could you have made you you made nothing close to a connection. You just said Norse, and they have gods and goddesses and monsters. Okay, I agree with all that. Fucking the Bible has has it's distinctly lacking goddesses, but it has gods and angels and all kinds of monsters, really crazy wicked monsters. Mhmm. Fuck you're getting off with this and and make the connection, you psycho fucking bitch. Quit snorting all the men.
[00:22:28] Steve :
She's got a little bit more to say. Have this,
[00:22:31] Unknown:
because the Bible says in Exodus 23
[00:22:34] Steve :
You shall have no other gods before me. Exodus 20 verse three. Okay. Yeah. I just wanna point out that Leo is Canadian
[00:22:41] Unknown:
and the only reason that he's suggesting butt stuff is because in Canada, the pussy smell worse.
[00:22:51] Unknown:
Yeah. They like like a like a fucking like a ludefisk feed. Right? It's not good.
[00:22:56] Steve :
Yeah. Yeah. Like maple syrup?
[00:22:59] Unknown:
Stale trout.
[00:23:01] Steve :
Okay.
[00:23:02] Unknown:
So if something is inspired off of a false god
[00:23:07] Steve :
There's a logic.
[00:23:10] Unknown:
Labooboo is a false god.
[00:23:12] Unknown:
That's for it. So if something is inspired off of a false god, whatever,
[00:23:17] Unknown:
a demon understand what god it's inspired from, dumb bitch. Odin and Labooboo don't have any similarities to each other, so I'm not sure what you're still going on about. And and and the first thing she's like, they got goddesses? Okay. Well, is Labooboo a girl goddess is is name me what goddess this represents. What are Labooboo's powers? She did the digging, so you like, ankle. That actually sounds nice.
[00:23:50] Steve :
That does sound I like it. She did the digging so you don't have to, and she's protecting you from knowing their names and other research.
[00:23:58] Unknown:
And what is with her list?
[00:24:01] Unknown:
This is just stepping into something that could be potentially danger. It's potentially dangerous.
[00:24:07] Unknown:
That's mean, Christie. That's mean. I feel like that's mean. I don't feel like you're genuinely trying to give this, I don't know, fucking half a Bieber a platform. I'm I'm not
[00:24:25] Unknown:
You can't wave. And I'm with Christie on this. She that is a brilliant idea, Marcus.
[00:24:30] Unknown:
Why have you put it on. Her to present her case
[00:24:35] Unknown:
of the north of Labooboo being of descended from the Norse gods and how this is potentially dangerous for everybody. Right. Where's the man who could assault? Can we bring her back in too? That was fun.
[00:24:51] Unknown:
Just that could lead to demonic oppression in my opinion. Why would you wanna have anything to do with something that goes against God at all as a person? That's correct, j fly. Something that Jesus got nailed to the cross for.
[00:25:05] Steve :
Our What did Jesus get nailed to the cross for?
[00:25:09] Unknown:
Having a Lububoo collection. Duh. That's what the Bible said.
[00:25:13] Unknown:
With something that goes against God at all as a Christian. Something that Jesus got nailed to the cross for.
[00:25:22] Unknown:
Did she just become like
[00:25:24] Unknown:
more New Jersey right now? She really became a mafioso wife there in the last thirty seconds. She really did. And if you know what's good for you, you're gonna get down on your knees. You pray to god for real. Like The most high. The most high. The others did a high Benjamin. Bull this in if that even is your real name. But he's the most high. What are you gonna do about that? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
[00:26:00] Unknown:
I'm gonna buy 12 LaBooBoo dolls.
[00:26:05] Steve :
So there's there's other categories of ministries. There's the the ex psychics who go into the ministry. There's the ex strippers that go into the ministry. There's former Satanists, all these people.
[00:26:20] Unknown:
I opened up the the I do ten minutes of music before the morning show, that kind of shit. Everybody, you know, gather. The one of the songs that I picked Monday morning was a song by a former professional boxer, named Paul Thorn who got is squared up against Roberto Duran. Like, wrote a song about how Roberto Duran beat the fuck out of him. Him. And the song is called I'd Rather Be a Hammer Than a Nail. But the song that I played the the song that I played, very different song. I played a song that he wrote called Joni, the Jehovah's Witness stripper.
[00:27:08] Unknown:
Nice. Nice. She'll show your thing, but she won't let you sell you celebrate your birthday.
[00:27:15] Unknown:
Put a dollar in her g string. She'll deliver.
[00:27:22] Steve :
I do have some
[00:27:24] Unknown:
only knew he probably killed Joanie.
[00:27:29] Steve :
What what was that writing, Marcus? It's the the Paula Jones song. The Paula Jones nose. Oh, the Paula Jones nose. Okay. I got a couple of lines coming in. Something like, her snoot was cute. Her beak was meek. Something about a proboscis, the olfactory. Is it fair to say her trunk was bunk?
[00:27:55] Unknown:
Possibly.
[00:27:56] Steve :
But I don't know. We did we see it? Something about a no pout on her old snout.
[00:28:02] Unknown:
She was at least good enough for a governor. Maybe not presidential side pussy, but governor side pussy at least very. That's fair.
[00:28:10] Unknown:
That's fair.
[00:28:12] Steve :
Because she had her makeover, and that's kind of what this ex psychic has done. She's made herself over, so she's wearing grandma hooded sweatshirts to appeal to the grandkids on TikTok who are wondering if they should be going after the Pazuzu, Labooboo,
[00:28:33] Unknown:
the Pokemon card. How does that and she never even really made that connection either. She just pulled that out her ass, and then she's like, Labooboo Pazuzu. Like, obviously the same. What the fuck is wrong with you? You psycho ass lady. It's painful. You were you were psycho beforehand. And and I remember my mom when she became a Christian. I had I went through this phase with her where it's like everything that she fucking said was now just ordained by god. Anytime she was losing an argument, it was all of a sudden, god says and I'm the Christian expert and god says, like, you're fucking dumb.
And and there is no none of the gods or goddesses look like a weird little monster. I'm not even sure where this inspiration would have came from. Like, they they they it makes no sense, and and it's just a damn bloodhound gang. Nice. It's just a damn doll. It doesn't even actually have any reality or mythology or anything. This is just Christians going cycle again. Like, oh, the monster can escape. No. This is this upside down m is actually this and this enemy. Six and six six six. It's the devil.
[00:29:52] Steve :
Like, oh, fuck, Christians. I've thought long and hard about this, and my
[00:29:59] Unknown:
expert opinion, if anyone's asking for it, is that We did ask. We said, Marcus, would you please give us your expert opinion and analysis on this situation?
[00:30:10] Steve :
Thank you. Mhmm. So when we did weaving spiders, we would go deep into all of this stuff, like, really explore it. And then here's a woman who puts bible verses on the screen, says, don't go against God. Going against God is evil. And if it's not for God, it's against God. So a doll that isn't Christian or of God or of Christ is not of God. So it's against God, therefore it's evil, so don't buy them. And she's in this position where there's a lot of people who hate small hat people, but she can't say that. So the criticism now is shifting towards other xenophobic, exotic, strange things
[00:30:52] Unknown:
because it's comes comes from Japan. They're coming after us now? Not us as in you and I. I mean, like, me and mine.
[00:31:00] Steve :
Not that you're not one of my people. You're just not the same. Right. So it's it's this You don't call the same god I do. It's it's the othering effect because she found out that the creator of the doll is from Japan, and Japan is not a Christian nation. Therefore,
[00:31:15] Unknown:
she can What would we say?
[00:31:16] Steve :
Say Jesuit, maybe there's missionaries there. They have
[00:31:21] Unknown:
Christian crosses and graves and history. What's the dominant religion in Japan? I would not I would be I would actually put even money on it being Christian Christianity. Christianity is taking over fucking everything. Like, they they it's it's way into everything. And it's such a it's such a weak ass religion. It really draws the worst in people. Because they're like, oh, I can be a piece of shit, but it's okay, and I'm still good. It's still good.
[00:31:46] Steve :
Okay. I like it. So to be to be fair, there are really great people who have been Christians for a long time, and they don't believe in dumb ridiculous stuff. And they can talk with people and laugh at jokes and have humor and, you know, celebrate and go to parties and listen to music and not be offended by every single thing. So when someone who is recently converted to this new faith that they found, and all of a sudden that's what their social media personality is, it's very silly. It's very it's very disrespectful to people who are authentic in living the life and doing the work.
[00:32:32] Unknown:
This is very similar to that Nala chick. Right? The one that was an OnlyFans or in, like, one of the top OnlyFans chicks, and now she's, like, super Christian, but she's also still just asking for everybody for money. And now even though she's only been a Christian for, like, six months, she has, like, all this, like, wear makeup. And everything. She's hawking.
[00:32:52] Steve :
Does she still wear makeup? Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Does she still make her appearance glorifying herself and not God?
[00:33:01] Unknown:
And, you know, I'm just I I don't know. If she's if she's a living embodiment of Christ Mhmm. Why would she need the makeup to enhance her appearance? Right? Like, if you are if you are Christ manifest in the flesh
[00:33:20] Steve :
Well, here's the thing. She was leading men into temptation. Has she now begun to not lead them into temptation?
[00:33:28] Unknown:
No. She made herself thirst trap videos. Her shit's still very thirst trap. That's I mean, it's it's it's it's more covered up thirst trap, but it's still, like, Christian conversion. File the check. I just see when other people are talking about it, but it they they've done videos where she's doing cooking and everything's very sexualized, you know, like the way she's doing stuff. She's not it's not like grandma in your kitchen.
[00:33:52] Steve :
Okay. Okay. So she's not wearing the Christian grandma sweaters?
[00:33:58] Unknown:
I mean, I I wouldn't have went with the Christian
[00:34:02] Steve :
thing. Because there there are there are, a lot of, like, bible bookstores would sell t shirts with Christian designs on them, bible verses printed on them, that sort of thing.
[00:34:14] Unknown:
The Ballad of Casey Lane is the most ambitious Bloodhound Gang song ever ever. But but I will say this. I I was I was scrolling the Instagram Mhmm. Over the weekend, and I saw a live concert footage of the Bloodhound gang, and they were like, Jimmy Pop was like, okay. Well, maybe you guys aren't necessarily into our music. Here's a cover song. So they started playing, Weezer.
[00:34:52] Unknown:
And
[00:35:00] Unknown:
and then they went and started going right into the Wu Tang thing. So Weezer riff, Wu Tang shit, and then they did some Bloodhound gang shit, and it was hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Very creative, very funny, and also, like, a real time, you know, mash up before anybody knew what the fuck that was.
[00:35:33] Unknown:
Very cool. Those anymore. Nobody really even knows who they were. They were a very niche group even in the nineties.
[00:35:41] Unknown:
There was they had that one video with the, we don't need no water. Let the motherfucker bark. They had that one video, and then after that, like, you just kinda had to find out. There's something that got played at, like, 01:00 in the morning in a bar, and you were like I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night, strolled on in to Uncle Olympia's Hump Palace looking for love.
[00:36:11] Steve :
The the lops.
[00:36:13] Unknown:
Oops. Some with the Casio keyboard.
[00:36:16] Unknown:
Toby. Your name's Toby.
[00:36:21] Unknown:
He says, got to nail her back in her trailer. Hey. That rhymed.
[00:36:30] Steve :
But he's got a computer in that trailer too.
[00:36:33] Unknown:
Well, a lap dances so much better when the stripper is crying.
[00:36:47] Steve :
Rumble chat is just flying by tonight. If you guys on Rumble could post your comments as comments after livestream ends, it'd be a lot easier for us to see them. Well, no. Fuck that, dude. It's just Leo being crazy. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, there's some good references. I know I'm fucking around. There's some Christians they're saying they're pretty cool. Yeah. So post all the names of the best Christians
[00:37:10] Unknown:
as a comment after the stream ends in the rumble chat. That would be great. Like, when I'm talking shit, obviously, if you're a reasonable Christian, I'm not talking about you. I'm friends with Marcus and freaking But make crazy sucked up face meth out bitch that's fucking a psychic, but also a Christian at this. Would you she, like, lose her psychic abilities? Because isn't that, like, something that they're against also?
[00:37:34] Unknown:
More than that. When you when you tell us about your your ministry through gang outreach?
[00:37:39] Unknown:
Yeah. We wanted to hear about Marcus's joining of the bloods. Yeah. When I was, about 17,
[00:37:45] Steve :
I had the opportunity to go to a place called Chicago. And in this place called Chicago, they have these, like, tenement buildings. They call them the ickies, because it's really disgusting. And being one of the few fairer skinned guys in the area, we decided to have a barbecue and set up a loudspeaker and just have a, I guess, a salvation ministry night. I'm surprised I walked out of that place alive. Yeah. For those of you unfamiliar,
[00:38:16] Unknown:
Chicago is a small suburb of Gary, Indiana.
[00:38:22] Steve :
We went past, Oprah Studio, Hartpoke Studio. We were on the, I think, the South Side. Is that the good side, or is that was that better or worse than Oh, it's definitely the good side. Yeah. In fact, everyone should go to the South Side Of Chicago if they visit. Okay. So here's, you know, okay. Like, I I don't know how I ended up in this situation. Youth group kid youth group kid being real close to the pastors. And now they're like, we're going to Chicago. K. Alright. We're gonna minister there. Okay. Fine. So we were with, some people from North Dakota, South Dakota, Midwest places, bunch of white people, getting on a church bus and going to South Dakota has a lot of those. Yeah. Yeah. We slept on the floor in a church gymnasium. We did a lot of yard work. We mowed some odds and pulled some weeds.
And then the whole point was to, I guess, show up and minister to people. So we walked around the parks passing out flyers saying there's gonna be a barbecue, and we were gonna give out free food to everybody.
[00:39:25] Unknown:
That is one of the nice things that Christians do. They're they aren't dumb. Like, they know you weren't gonna come just to hear and fucking nag. You have to report a couple of Southerners if you would Giving them food the people in Chicago with the mac and cheese, though. Giving them food smart, bringing 13, 14, 15 year olds, 16 year olds
[00:39:43] Steve :
to Chicago. Ew. That was a little bit more on the dangerous side. I think maybe a mission trip to Mexico could have been safer at this point. Sounds right up my alley as a youth group attendee as a young man. Right. And I don't understand why we just didn't go to I speak as we were trying to acquire drugs. We just saw them. They were on the floor. They were Oh, he he he said to say
[00:40:10] Unknown:
in response to that, but in in his head, he's just like, yeah. I was trying to acquire a drug.
[00:40:14] Unknown:
I went to I went to a thing, the in, junior high school, and it was like a a church convention in Indianapolis, Indiana. They put us up in hotels. We're looking right over downtown. Beautiful view. Absolute beaut wish there was something to look at in Downtown Indianapolis, but it was just the soldiers And Sailors Monument, and that's all you really got. But we brought weed, and we were dumb. And we thought that packing a couple of dryer sheets into a toilet paper roll was going to mask the smell of the weed. Now here's a pro tip, kids.
It doesn't mask the smell at all. It just makes it sound like you smell like you were blowing weed smoke through a dryer sheet. That's it. That's the only thing it does.
[00:41:12] Unknown:
You now now you have actually works as Ozium, and you definitely don't wanna breathe that in.
[00:41:17] Unknown:
Heck no. So we're in the process of lying to our youth pastor about whether or not we brought weed. Turns out, there was a little snitch, Andy Taylor, Andrew fucking Taylor. Andrew. You little rat. Fuck. I still remember your name, bitch. I knew he was going up the elevator in the soldiers in Sailors Monument and happened to be taking pictures of our hotel room and got a perfect shot of me and my buddy Brian, like, passing a joint to each other, trying to blow his shit over us. This rat fuck produced evidence against
[00:42:05] Unknown:
us. The fuck's your problem?
[00:42:10] Unknown:
I mean, what could you possibly stand to gain from that? Would like, I did so I had to go Wait. He didn't hurt to have it. To. When he gets to heaven
[00:42:20] Unknown:
and and he's talking to is it Saint Peter that's supposed to be at the gig? I'm gonna be like Yeah. By the time I stitch snitched on Steve Wakinen and the other guys, they were they were, smoking the dirty weed, and he's gonna be like, well, cool. You you you are gonna get into the extra higher rung. That that's gonna get him at least an extra rung, if not two. Why isn't there a book about the levels of heaven? Why you got only we only got Dante's inferno.
[00:42:49] Unknown:
Hey. It's great white hope. You're welcome to to hop in and test the limits of my insufficiently Aryan acumen. You are. Like, I open up my stream twice a week for for all oncomer. You're more than welcome to. So great white pope is severely offended because, the girl I'm dating is from Mexico. He's very mad about that. Very, very mad about that. And that's because he can only get lame ass white pussy, I would imagine. Like, the and and at that point, like, probably, like, fifth rate white pussy.
[00:43:38] Steve :
Yeah. There are ministry opportunities.
[00:43:40] Unknown:
Humble yourself. I wanna I wanna hear the Aryan Acumen fucking line again three times fast. I do. I do. Yeah. No. No. I got by all means by all means, like like, please, please, you know, hop into a live stream at some point. So I found some flaw in the logic. He's describing an Aryan,
[00:43:59] Steve :
a cumin. A a cumin is flavored used in a lot of tacos.
[00:44:04] Unknown:
Well and also used in India where the word Aryan originates. But, I mean, let's not fax let's not let facts get in the way of a a decent narrative. Right? Let's get into the narrative
[00:44:18] Steve :
that Chinese mafia have infiltrated America's, legal marijuana market.
[00:44:25] Unknown:
Nope. Supposedly have. This was reported by Tucker Carlson. She is super hot, by the way. Tucker Carlson is a dipshit. Like, there ain't nobody in the marijuana market anymore. Fucking shit. After it went legal, that going legal ended all of this. Like, there ain't no freaking Chinese. I'm in damn California. I think they need, like, the vape carts
[00:44:49] Unknown:
and the extracts. That's where the Chinese have really come into play,
[00:44:55] Unknown:
as far as the American cannabis market. What the fuck is even in them vape carts? How are you selling a fucking an actual cart for pretty much the price that I can get the empty cart for only it's full?
[00:45:06] Steve :
Yeah. Cheap Chinese weed,
[00:45:11] Unknown:
and there's a video amazing to me how the people that I asked to hop in the stream disappear as soon as I asked them to hop in the screen. When the doors open to live stream and we invite them in and Did you actually put the link in there? No. Not yet. But as soon as I said, hey. Hop in, ghost. Nowhere to be found.
[00:45:33] Steve :
Like a vapor.
[00:45:34] Unknown:
The ghost pope. This is something that, like, the Scooby Doo gang. That's a mystery they'd solve. Who's the ghost pope?
[00:45:42] Steve :
I think it's
[00:45:43] Unknown:
John. Lord, Aaron, Steve get some razzing about his Mexican girlfriend. I give him shit about it all the time. Right? Hey. Look, dude. I can take a punch. I'm good.
[00:45:57] Unknown:
Alright. Come on. You're a hard nosed motherfucker, dude. I'll do what you oh, it's okay. It's okay. I I'm here on purpose. He takes it as well as he gives it. That's a fact. But I will. I'll I'll get in there and fucking toe to toe with literally anybody regardless of whether I win or lose. I'm that fucking stubborn.
[00:46:22] Unknown:
Yeah. This is especially in Oklahoma, because here's a funny story. After, California legalized Oklahoma was, the next market that really opened up. And, all the good growers from here when the market completely crashed, because of the prices that they charge here here for a the same growth that cost $250,000 to license cost 5,000 in Oklahoma. And I only know that because I know a shit ton of growers that move their happy asses to Oklahoma. None of them were Chinese nor in any kind of an underworld, and they all moved to Oklahoma to fucking grow weed because the the market there is really good, and they hadn't wrecked it yet. And the the setup fees were insanely cheap compared out here.
Like, out here at this point, you're gonna pay this giant sum of money to make almost nothing back. Like, a few weeks ago when we were talking about the the grow that's on the road in between here and Garberville. They're selling £400,000 a year. They're probably only making fucking $50 a pound at the best or something.
[00:47:45] Steve :
You know, we There there are fields in Minnesota that are just filled with hemp and anything. It could be anything. It's everywhere now. It's it's not a rare thing to find. What they're discussing about this, Chinese mafia cheap weed danger thing are homes in distressed areas where they will set up grow operations. No one will be in the home, and then they'll, like, they'll drive up. They'll clear it out and then leave.
[00:48:15] Unknown:
Well, again, it doesn't doesn't this is some nineteen eighties shit. Right. That's Yeah. The cards and the flower the the cards and the flower do absolutely suck now. This is why I got my medical license again. Fucking it's it's basic. It the the market has completely went to shit, but it's been going to shit for a long time. That's not just the Chinese. As soon as they started crossing everything with gelato and runs and all that kind of crap, everything just went to trash. What because, really, back in the day when they were getting 5,000 a pound for, for a good seedlings pound, they were paying the trimmers like $250 a pound to trim it. Yeah. Everybody was getting a lot of money and everybody was Salad days, baby.
Not now. Where I'm having another problem because this is some like 1990 shit that he's talking about. Mhmm. But again, indoor grows are not feasible anymore. You can't make enough money. When it was $5,000 a pound having a $10,000 electric bill, Yeah. Okay. That's feasible. But anymore, all the indoor is basically gone because it you can't make enough money. Everybody's growing light debt.
[00:49:26] Steve :
The source of this is ProPublica. We'll get into news sources and figuring that out. What they're describing as being the horror of all horrors is the Chinese, in quotes, the Chinese who are doing the grows are using chemicals that are not approved by the EPA. They're not tested. They're not safe. And then they're fumigating the entire home. So they have, like, these bug bombs, but it just fumigates the thing, which is, you know, toxic and poisonous.
[00:49:59] Unknown:
And I wonder convince me that there's a bunch of people growing in indoor grows at this point, that the money is there
[00:50:06] Steve :
to do that. I I I think this whole story is weird and suspicious and probably not really getting anything correct and not attempting to tell a true story. But the fear is this this fumigation. So they're putting these bugs on. Is there another picture of this, Marcus? Can is there another I'll I can scroll down. So I'm I'm like, they're probably setting up these bug bombs so that other people in the area don't go into the home so they know that it's toxic as a security measure because other people gotta go in there and go in there.
[00:50:40] Unknown:
Worse. Then if that's actually happening, the bug bomb is 99% of the time because of spider mites. Sure. Okay. The spider mites have hung on to you. The they're that's not even LEDs.
[00:50:56] Steve :
Get the fuck out of here. I don't believe they're gonna show you
[00:51:00] Unknown:
photos that would teach you how to do it. No. I can see the lights. They aren't even fucking LEDs. Get the fuck out of here. Sure. Sure. This is ProPublica
[00:51:09] Steve :
body cam footage from 2022,
[00:51:13] Unknown:
November 2022. Kingfisher County Sheriff's Department. Two LEDs had completely wiped all other girl lights off the market. Mhmm. They don't produce heat. They produce a full sun spectrum of light. It's not like back in the day when you had like Gavitas and shit with a thousand watts of the sun that's about the same temperature as the sun and you have to run 12 air conditioners in the same room as you're trying to grow. Like, that's again, electrically, the the it the cost is way over what anybody's getting on indoor in any state that's legalized in Oklahoma is legalized.
[00:51:52] Unknown:
I just learned how to play the boys from Oklahoma by cross Canadian ragweed because it randomly popped into my head when we were talking about the weed scene in Oklahoma. Yeah. I don't know if anybody has any idea what I'm talking about, but it's a fun song. Strum away. Let's hear it. Right? Because them boys from Oklahoma roll the joints all around. They're too damn skinny. The way too long will I I ain't a hole of rollers. Wow. Just hit a bone. And boys from Oklahoma roll the joints all wrong.
[00:52:32] Unknown:
I believe that. I did boot camp in Oklahoma. Weird place.
[00:52:41] Steve :
I don't think this article mentions the possibility of federal agencies
[00:52:45] Unknown:
involved in How you doing faggot down in Norman that got a kinky streak. Those are the lyrics. That's not me. It's it's the lyrics. The cross Canadian ragweed isn't allowed to sing them anymore. But but, yeah, it's it yeah. I'm just reading. Just reading.
[00:53:00] Steve :
Just quoting?
[00:53:01] Unknown:
Yeah. But it's true. You ever been to Norman, Oklahoma?
[00:53:06] Steve :
They do. Roll their joints. May have been through it.
[00:53:10] Unknown:
So so the Chinese government is gonna somehow have part in a drug ring specific to Oklahoma that supposedly some Chinese people are Sure. Growing the most expensive weed that nobody will buy.
[00:53:25] Unknown:
I've heard that the Chinese government
[00:53:28] Steve :
enforces their laws and locks up criminals. I've heard that the American government, doesn't distribute justice equally.
[00:53:41] Unknown:
Which once again, I you just can't there's just nothing about this that makes sense to me. This sounds entirely all made up. Like, like, that was from, like, look at this. Whole fucking yeah. You're making so much money off of fucking legal weed trade. You're flying planes full of fuck. Get the fuck out of here. So If chances are good that that wasn't even looking at that room, the chances are good that that was just a a mother or a a clone room and that they were probably gonna go chuck those things outdoors later because you cannot make money like that.
[00:54:19] Steve :
The operation lights out, prosecuting real estate brokers, accused of other people doing fraudulent maneuvers and crimes and stuff and things. A 100 houses are maybe raided. It goes on and on. This is something that Tucker Carlson brought up because there's a documentary that he was promoting about a Chinese cartel in America.
[00:54:42] Unknown:
Well, I'm up where most of the weeds growing and outside of the there is, area of Cambodians over by Redding. They call it the Hole. Yep. And then there's a area up by weed that's got a bunch of Asians. I'm not sure what flavor of Asians. They're Laoisians.
[00:55:00] Unknown:
They're they're from Laos.
[00:55:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Okay.
[00:55:03] Unknown:
Yeah. I knew they weren't Chinese. I wasn't sure. No. They're from Laos, and they trim weed, and they have fucking smog check and brake shops.
[00:55:12] Unknown:
Yeah. But now but there's also the the the ones that actually out here that you have the most problems with are the Bulgarians, which are white. Yep. Like, those those are, you know, old Soviet Union country that and they come over here. Weirdos.
[00:55:35] Steve :
Yeah. The Cossacks. You ever have any problems with the Cossacks? Mhmm. Okay.
[00:55:44] Unknown:
No. It's mostly Bulgarians around here if it's anything. And then, obviously, you get the the Mexicans and the Guatemalans and shit.
[00:55:56] Steve :
You ever meet a Somalian? Yes. There was a Somali running for a government position in Minneapolis. Did you see that picture going around?
[00:56:07] Unknown:
I'm sure that that has got the Republican people up in arms because there isn't they're already, Minneapolis is always the city they talk about. They're like, there's there's Sharia law in Minneapolis, and I always and I'm always like, fucking address of that. Like, there's areas you can't even go to in Minneapolis because it's Sharia law and stuff. I'm like, well, give me that address. Let let me go check that out. I There's a place I
[00:56:34] Steve :
I park in a Somali grocery store parking lot. They give me a little ticket in my car. I if I pay them money so that they can guard my car overnight, it's, it's fine. Great people. Don't know what to Well, that that's the way it is down, like, in Lake Street or anywhere else in Minneapolis.
[00:56:48] Unknown:
Yep. Shout out to, Jason Barker from Knights of the Storm and the Supa Newson phone family.
[00:56:55] Unknown:
Right. Right. I I am aware of King of the Hill. Yeah. I cannot I I did not go to, the Vietnam War or whichever war it was or Korea or whichever one the dad went to, though. So I I cannot
[00:57:09] Unknown:
I can tell Man, I was just saying nice things about you, Jay, and now you're gonna do a Goo Goo Dolls cover?
[00:57:16] Steve :
Make it about the boo boo dolls. You'll drop it on the make it about the boo boo dolls.
[00:57:21] Unknown:
I don't really know if it's Satan. I just want to know if you are. He's a give you my soul. I don't know, dude. I don't know how the song goes. I don't know. Very soulful.
[00:57:35] Unknown:
Right. Very soulful. The the good part about that song, though, is you can dip into whatever culture. You can, you know, you can have Satan. You can have demons. You can have Norse gods. You can have Pazuzus, which is what what you but but Mesopotamian. Like, you know, it's all just so
[00:57:52] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Name your go to karaoke jam? Goddamn it. You faggot. Alright. What's your go to karaoke jam, Alan?
[00:58:03] Steve :
I would do Pokemon theme song just because it pleased everybody. But Are there words to that? I wanna be the very best. Like, no one ever was. Yeah. Is
[00:58:16] Unknown:
my real test.
[00:58:19] Unknown:
Yeah. Benjie, what's your your karaoke jam?
[00:58:22] Unknown:
Ben does not do karaoke.
[00:58:24] Unknown:
So what's your karaoke jam?
[00:58:27] Unknown:
I I I do not do karaoke and never have. If I I I I wouldn't even know I don't think there's anything I could probably sing that would sound good. I have two. I have two that are my my my standbys.
[00:58:40] Unknown:
It was bad bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce. Yeah. And then, David Allen Coe's long haired redneck. Those are those my my two karaoke jams.
[00:58:54] Steve :
If I really like the people and I wanna put on a great show, I'll do, House of Pain, jump around.
[00:59:02] Unknown:
Alright. So let's do this. Come on. Pack it up. Pack it in. Pack it up. Pack it in. Let me begin. Yeah. I came to win battle me. That's a sin. Go ahead. Battle me. That's a sin. See it with the karaoke. I'll pay you back up. Punk your bed and back up. If you got the feeling, jump across the ceiling. To, jump around. Stay up. Come on. Throw your hands up.
[00:59:25] Steve :
I feel like Marcus could definitely sing ice ice baby, though, without extra help. Alright. Stop. Folks, someone's talking junk. Yo. I bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punks. So feeling, punking amps in the trunk, and I got more rhymes. And there's cops at a Dunkin' Donut shop. So now I got props from the kids on the hill, plus my mom and my pops. I came to get down. I came to get down. So get out your seat and jump around. Please jump around. Please get off your seat and jump around. I'm being very polite. Yeah. If you have to ask nicely, it's not hip hop. Please, mister John McEnroe.
[01:00:03] Unknown:
If that's okay with you, I'd like to see you. John McEnroe, if your girl step up, I'm slapping a hoe. Word to your moms. I came to drop bombs. I got You got more rhymes in the bible, Scott. I will go.
[01:00:15] Steve :
And just like the prodigal son, I'm I'm returning. One step into me, you'll get You'll get burned. Because I got lyrics, but you got none. If you come to battle, bring a You sure go. Moon. But if you do, you're a fool because I do it to the death trying to step to me. You'll take your last breath. I got the skill. Come get your fill because when I shoot the gift, I shoot to kill. I come to get down. I came to get down. So get out your seat, and please please, folks, jump around.
[01:00:42] Unknown:
I mean, if your knees are good Yeah. If you're able to walk. We recognize the audience we have. So if you have bad knees, don't jump around. Probably a bad idea. We could get you a trampoline. We can we can make accommodations. And so it really is the hip hop audience now, though, man. Can you imagine being at, like, a fucking House of Pain show and everybody's in their sixties? And they're like, John Raw. Hey. But don't because you might throw a hip out.
[01:01:10] Unknown:
End up looking like Madonna up there trying to trying to sexy dance, just looking like a weirdo in a diaper fucking having a seizure.
[01:01:17] Steve :
I'm the cream of the crop. I rise to the top. I never eat a pig because the pig is a cop or better yet a Terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to find me out. My name is Sega.
[01:01:30] Unknown:
But I ain't going out. Why don't you go out, bitch? Yeah. Fuck, dude. Why is that shit still in my head from, like, '91?
[01:01:40] Unknown:
Because it's I don't know. I sang the whole mister Ed or most of the mister Ed song last episode, and I don't know why the fuck that's in my head from fucking black and white TV. Oh, dude.
[01:01:51] Unknown:
Same songs? Those are memes? It's wild to me that we had been thirty years in the era of color television, and yet when we were growing up, Nickelodeon still had mister Ed, black and white, Gilligan's Island Mhmm. Darby Gillis. Darby Gillis was still on TV, but they wouldn't show us reruns of all in the family. They wouldn't. Somehow Archie Bunker was a little bit beyond the pale.
[01:02:28] Steve :
Mhmm. Was a part of TV land.
[01:02:32] Unknown:
And and the thing is is it's them that do this, and that and that's what's super interesting. It's not the audience that's doing that because anytime that they make something really hardcore or badass like that, people love it. And they're like, yeah. Yeah. But what about if we threw 12 gays in there and two trannies and and and a bunch of other people and and totally changed the entire dynamic of this show? And It's the world.
[01:02:58] Unknown:
It's the South Park episode where they made fun of the new Disney CEO, and Cartman was the Disney CEO. And he kept going, put a chick in it, make her gay, and make it lame. And, like, that's what's being shoved down the throats of everybody now. You can have James Blonde, but he's got to be a Somalian migrant, lesbian, furry, transsexual, fucking pagan.
[01:03:32] Unknown:
Yeah. They've they've tried that. And he also has to have a labooboo.
[01:03:36] Steve :
A little labooboo out of Dubai.
[01:03:39] Unknown:
I got two turn genders and a microphone.
[01:03:48] Unknown:
Yeah. Even, like, any show that goes badass, like American Gods. There's a tiny bit of some some gay shit in the first season,
[01:03:58] Unknown:
but But it was acceptable
[01:04:00] Unknown:
because it was also in the book. Yeah. Yeah. And then the second season, they go Godso with it or the last season. Was it third?
[01:04:08] Unknown:
I didn't watch the the third
[01:04:10] Steve :
season. You mean Gonzo, you mean they're really journalistic?
[01:04:14] Unknown:
When they made the plot about Mad Sweetie and Dead Wife, I stopped watching.
[01:04:19] Unknown:
Well, they they they well, the the last season, they made the plot about the the vagina queen chick that sucked everybody into her vagina. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which that actually the metaphor for that is one of my favorite metaphors for the world today because boys, that kid that chick, that's real. You go ahead and put your Ecker in there and your life is done. That that thing that you were, that you wanted, it's all gone. It's into the vagina nebula now. But, hey, choose wisely, but they made it all about her and her black empowerment and how she's actually, like, the love goddess and blah blah and all this shit. And then the the, gay guy, the he, like, goes on this whole, like, going to, like, sex, parties and all this other really and that was who fucked the genie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The dude who fucked the genie. Okay. And and all of a sudden, they had these giant swinger sex parties, and that was, like, most that last season. It's why it crashed horribly. Oh, I see. Everybody talked about it because it was great to nobody watch the last season because it was horrifying.
[01:05:29] Steve :
I remember there was a gun factory. The guy from Deadwood was in it. They were at the gun factory.
[01:05:36] Unknown:
I didn't necessarily think I would particularly care for him as, Odin, but he actually did a good job, I think. Yeah. Was it Ian McKellar? Is that his name?
[01:05:47] Steve :
Yeah. I believe so. I believe so.
[01:05:49] Unknown:
No. She Billius isn't a a succubus. She's literally a fuck demon. Like, the the a succubus attaches itself to you and you alone. Yeah. That's your own personal demon that you have to wrestle with and and conquer and get through. But what Billius represents is something very, very different. It's yeah.
[01:06:25] Unknown:
Yeah. The succubi actually has to somewhat live in, symbiosis with you because you can't get you can't get anything off a dead host. When you had one time shot with Bilquis, that was the end of the the end of the thing. You you you did this once, you are now ruined. Your your life is over. She's absorbed you, you are no more. Yeah.
[01:06:50] Unknown:
Whereas with a succubus, you're you're still you. You're just a hollowed out shell of you,
[01:06:57] Unknown:
but you're forced to walk around in the world all day every day. Yeah. They're just that that one's gonna just suck all the joy out of life, but you're still gonna live. You're you're still gonna have you. It's still gonna allow in fact, the better and more powerful you could become,
[01:07:12] Unknown:
the the bigger the launch it's gonna have. Imagine if you were married to the program director for an MSNBC show. That that's that's a lot what that would be like.
[01:07:26] Unknown:
Yeah. Where the the the Bill Quiz character and and there is as a dude, if you've not seen this happen, there's other dudes that they they're a 100%. They sleep with a chick once, and that dude is never the same. Never the same. That ruins that dude's life. Like, you should definitely just kept that to yourself. It was not worth it. I don't give a fuck if there was harps and angels and shining light inside there. Like
[01:07:57] Steve :
It's rough. Sometimes they're not even married.
[01:08:01] Unknown:
Horrible.
[01:08:06] Steve :
Yeah. I I saw the I didn't go eat my baby comment about this Dubai chocolate being a rich chic paying a model to, excrement, on the chest. Yep. There's a movie called Dubai Porta Potty that I've, started watching. So I'll get back to you next week on a full review of the movie Dubai.
[01:08:25] Unknown:
Watch it, especially in Dubai. Like, those people, when you have that much wealth, something just breaks inside of you as a person. You are no longer a human. Like, there's just something wrong with those people. And and Dubai is the wealthiest, probably the wealthiest, like, however many square miles that is. That's the wealthiest amount of those square miles on the planet.
[01:08:53] Steve :
It seems that way. Yes.
[01:08:56] Unknown:
Like, they, like, they they build whole fucking islands and shit because they just like, oh, wow. We'd like an island over here in the shape of a fucking palm tree. So we're gonna go ahead and build it.
[01:09:09] Unknown:
Let's build an island shaped like a penis so we can have UFC fights there. Yeah. Isn't it better not being married? It's not no. It's actually way better to be married because then you, you know, have well, you have to work your shit out. You you don't get to treat human beings like they're disposable.
[01:09:35] Steve :
Okay. But if you don't doesn't happen?
[01:09:37] Unknown:
If you're in a not that it doesn't happen, but it's way like, you're more invested
[01:09:44] Unknown:
And you want a better outcome. You know what? Just you can't just leave. You gotta go through some effort to to end this. Like Yeah. When she made me pull into last time and I told her that we were done, she just looked at me and said, no. We're not. And I said, oh,
[01:09:59] Steve :
don't make me no more. Polenta is a a regional dish?
[01:10:04] Unknown:
It's a, divorce recipe. It That is a it is a universal dish of sadness. Yeah. Is there anything That is that is is made to express your displeasure in your partner.
[01:10:16] Unknown:
Yeah. This may this means I think you're a shitbag.
[01:10:19] Unknown:
Here, have some Yeah. I'm mad at you, but I don't wanna tell you I'm mad at you, so here's polenta.
[01:10:24] Unknown:
The best part about this story that I haven't ever said yet, because it just happened not too long ago. Like, what when were we at your parents? Like, a month, month and a half ago? Anyways, her aunt taught her different recipes for Polenta, and she was telling the odds, the the polenta story, and the odds like, well, did you try making it like this? Did you try it like this? Chris is like, yes.
[01:10:48] Unknown:
I tried those ways. Yes. I did try poking him in the throat before I kicked him in the balls, but for some reason, he wasn't okay with it. Yeah. No. I I totally I I tried I tried taking a barbed wire wrap baseball bat and smacking him across the lower back as hard as I could. But for some reason, he responded in a way that was negative. I can't understand why.
[01:11:15] Steve :
Exactly. So what about the polenta, isn't
[01:11:20] Unknown:
it's Is that an agreement? Chewy the consistency of it is god awful. The taste of it is terrible, and it sits in your fucking gut for, like, two weeks. All those things. It's it's just bad. It's like quinoa, but heavier.
[01:11:37] Unknown:
Like, Colenta is one of the things that convinced me. You know that part in the matrix where they're like, anything that goes like, if I can push it out of my mouth, like, and it comes out like a face, like gloopy shit. Don't I'm not gonna ever put it in my mouth. Like, no. That shit ain't happening. That shit I even tried that last the the first time I tried eating it, I got, like, half of it down, and that's because I had tortilla chips, some blue chips to dip it in, and at least the tortilla chips were masking it. But that said, that last time, there was no tortilla chips. It was just corn mush shit.
I would rather go in to the glass.
[01:12:17] Steve :
Sound like a breakfast cereal?
[01:12:21] Unknown:
I could see where you would think it's similar to oatmeal. Like, no. I wouldn't say it's oatmeal. Kinda kinda more malco meal ish. Like grits. Like grits. Absolutely like grits, which I hate. I don't know how my fucking white Danish wife just said that she loves grits. I don't know what the fuck just happened. I love grits. They're great.
[01:12:52] Unknown:
If you've got thirty five minutes to prepare them in a fucking southern grainy, you know, Manning's a fucking top. Man. You're from the Dakotas. That's it's forgivable for you not having taste or culture. It's forgivable. Grits is the name of a Christian,
[01:13:11] Steve :
duo. I think they do a hippity hop. They have a song called my life be like, oh, ah.
[01:13:17] Unknown:
But that's my familiarity with grits. It's it's it's always been a major blow. You know? Everybody that tells me that, which I agree. I agree. I got no taste in culture. I the one time the one time I ate in a five star restaurant where they required me to have a suit and a coat and all that, I spit my fucking they gave me cold shrimp. They they brought out they're like, you either got a free shrimp platter or a free cheese platter? And so my wife picked the shrimp platter, and I grabbed one. I put bit onto it because I wasn't a vegetarian at the time. And I bit down, and that thing was fucking cold and raw, and I spit it back out on the fucking plate right in front of that mater d dude. And I was like, you fuckers didn't cook it.
And he goes, I take it you would like the cheese platter. Yes. Yes.
[01:14:04] Unknown:
Yes. You're smart. Jason, if you're making a Dennis Leary reference, by default, you're making a Bill Hicks reference.
[01:14:13] Unknown:
I'm not so I'm not so Leary is a joke thief
[01:14:18] Unknown:
is is what I'm I'm trying to say. That that that fireman show, though, he was in was good. I like that. Oh, yeah. No. I saw a couple episodes of that. That that that seemed like it would be okay. I never really didn't get it get into it, but it's yeah.
[01:14:35] Unknown:
Land man. His his his character in Demolition Man was brilliant.
[01:14:40] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:14:41] Steve :
Yeah. Taco Bell.
[01:14:45] Unknown:
Look, dude. I am going to every time call out a joke thief. I'm I'm it's you know, there are, like, a couple of different hills I'll die on. That's one of them. Fuck Dennis Leary. That's what
[01:15:00] Steve :
I have a story about a guy who made a meme that you could steal. Just that's that's Oh, Dougie? Yeah.
[01:15:10] Unknown:
Yeah. So I'll make sure Dougie Hey. Yo. I'm really glad that that guy didn't end up doing 10 over that shit. Mhmm. Well, let's let's show what he Oh, yeah. The guy the guy that fucking for the Hillary Clinton campaign.
[01:15:24] Steve :
So this is, a Twitter vote by text? Mhmm. This is, this is a screenshot of Ricky Vaughn's Twitter page appearing on CNN that he took a picture of and posted on his Twitter account. So CNN loved this meme, thought it was great, and the meme is something along the lines of here's a black woman in front of a Hillary Clinton presidential candidate campaign sign. The text reads, avoid the line, vote from home, text Hillary 259925.
[01:16:06] Unknown:
I I think the guy's a national hero. If you're dumb enough to fall for that, I don't want your vote to count. Any trickery that you could pull like that that convinces dumb fuckers not to vote, If you're that fucking stupid and gullible, you definitely are not making, informed choice on the candidate. You are stupid. Please don't vote.
[01:16:29] Steve :
Well, if you don't get the baseball reference, are you really even an American? Because the name is from a baseball movie.
[01:16:39] Unknown:
Yeah. That's, that's the, from Major League. Yep. The Charlie Sheen character.
[01:16:47] Steve :
The Charlie Sheen plays the character. I, made a threads account just to post it here. We got some threads up. I'll I'll read them. Mackie, a former Manhattan resident living in West Palm Beach, Florida, made a name for himself, has the Twitter user Ricky Vaughn posting under the avatar of Charlie Sheen's character from the movie Major League wearing a MAGA hat. So he's changed it a couple times. In this one, he's using the the Pepe the Frog. It's got the red MAGA hat on it. In other pictures, he's called, Publius Gaius, the Ricky Vaughn.
Again, not clear if he was controlling all these Twitter accounts, But because Ricky Vonn is the name of a character in a baseball movie, anybody could use it. So fast forward to today, and the name Ricky Vonn has resurfaced in a different context as social media user Douglas Mackey adopted the alias Ricky Vaughn and gained notoriety for posting misleading memes during the twenty sixteen US presidential election.
[01:17:50] Unknown:
They're calling wild thing in the movie?
[01:17:53] Steve :
Wild thing. Yes. Yep. He's wild thing. So Ricky Ricky Vaughn, the fictional baseball player with a wild past before joining the Cleveland Indians was pitching in the California penal league after getting locked up for stealing a car. Known for his insane fastball and control issues, he earned the named nickname wild thing. This is before tiger blood, I think.
[01:18:21] Unknown:
Yeah. But the Laurel Canyon stuff's been rehashed and rehashed, and that that that's basically there's a number of subjects that have turned into the human centipede of conspiracy information, and that's one of them where it's been regurgitated and regurgitated.
[01:18:40] Steve :
Mackey convicted in March 2023 of election interference for posting the image, and then CNN was resharing it to their audience. A Brooklyn federal court found after five days of fraud deliberation that he was guilty of conspiracy against the rights. Again, Ricky Vaughn is a baseball player with a wild pass in a movie, So they found, the guy behind the Twitter account. Charlie Sheen remarkably developed a powerful arm. He was throwing fastballs at 85 miles an hour for the movie. So this athleticism made Von's on screen presence feel genuine and relatable and kind of a cult status hero. No shit. Sheen is throwing 85 mile an hour fastballs. He was doing it for the movie. Those are him those that's him pitching in the movie. Great movie. That would be impressive.
Yes. Now in 2025, a three judge second circuit court of appeals ruled that prosecutors didn't present sufficient evidence. He had entered into any sort of conspiracy when he posted several meme images on Twitter and that his presence in online chat rooms didn't prove he was working with others. So this is basic meme magic, this byrology. This is how meme spreads. You post an image. Someone takes the image, reshares it. Sometimes they take the image, change it, and reshare it, and it just continues to spread. And because he was the one responsible for the meme, He was the one who had to do some time for it, but now he's out.
[01:20:18] Unknown:
Not that not that that's you know, I'm sure he's happy he's out, but the the part that just pisses me off beyond all reason is is that they act like going through these things. They're like, oh, look. Justice was served. No. It wasn't, motherfuckers. If justice was served, that prosecutor who who pushed the original case, the judge who found him guilty, all of that, went to jail. Like, they got no problem ruining our lives and taking everything, you know, two years because you made up a fucking meme. That's insane. That didn't promote violence.
[01:20:54] Steve :
Mhmm. So this gets into the ideals of free speech and what memes are. Let's see. The court stated that the government failed to prove Mackie knowingly entered into an agreement to commit a crime. They emphasize that merely posting memes, even with the intent to mislead, was not enough to establish a violation of conspiracy laws. So posting silly memes for humor is not illegal. It's not a crime. There was no conspiracy committed. The government trying to convict him couldn't find the evidence. Again.
[01:21:33] Unknown:
Yeah. You know that's the only reason this is happening right now. That dude went to went to jail, got sentenced, and everything else during, during a liberal administration. Yep. And and this is part of where we're as a country, I don't understand how anybody has any respect for the court system in any way, shape, or form at this point in time. Like, both sides, their their their judges, their things like that, they're all just very political. I mean, honestly, every single purse every single judge that voted for fucking, Citizens United should have been taken out on the front out front of the White House lawn and left on a fucking short rope and a tall fucking tall piece of wood.
[01:22:20] Unknown:
Have you checked in on Luigi Mangione? Then you'd have to go back to 1872 and hang everyone that made The US corporation in the first place back then. And, hey, I'm all for digging up Woodrow Wilson. Having a full on integration party as far as that goes, because fuck that guy.
[01:22:44] Unknown:
Fuck that guy. Would you dig up Woodrow Wilson too? I would dig up Andrew Jackson and use Andrew Jackson's fucking corpse to feet Woodrow Wilson.
[01:22:55] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[01:23:01] Steve :
Can we do something about Peter Seal?
[01:23:04] Unknown:
We can send we can send him a diseased rent boy. I think that's about all we get to do. I heard he's a godless sodomite. Yes. Well, he's a proud godless. You probably heard it from him.
[01:23:17] Unknown:
Yeah. As far as
[01:23:19] Steve :
Could be. Pretty upfront about that shit. Yeah. Mhmm. He wasn't hiding it. Yep. Yep.
[01:23:26] Unknown:
The Andrew Jackson Jihad. You know, that's the name of my next bluegrass band. The Andrew Jackson Jihad.
[01:23:36] Unknown:
Andrew was a badass.
[01:23:38] Unknown:
Alright. Now what we're gonna do is a a version of the Stanley Brothers white dove. We're Andrew Jackson Jihad. How glad y'all can make it out tonight. White dove. Oh, yeah. That'd be great. Dude, it's fucking gay that YouTube took away your cover song, Jason. That's millions of cover songs on YouTube. It's I I don't know why unless you were, like, too close to the original. Now I have to hear Jason sing the Goo Goo Dolls, and I don't even want to hear that, but now I have to. For the glory of god. Because I don't love Jason. It's because the Goo Goo Dolls are fucking lame. But, you know, it's personal opinion, so we can disregard it.
[01:24:24] Unknown:
I'm a farmer, so we like the Google dolls.
[01:24:30] Unknown:
They they were after, Willie Nelson
[01:24:33] Unknown:
fell off, the Goo Goo Dolls were a real big part of farming and whatnot and put on a lot of real big concerts to try and help small farms and things. That's cool. Yeah. Gotta appreciate that kind of thing. Yeah. I I do have some good news. And if you were doing an Andrew Jackson Jihad, there's just no way you could do that without saying in my country, there's a problem.
[01:25:02] Steve :
Do you have do you have the Farmers Almanac this year?
[01:25:06] Unknown:
I I quit following the Farmers Almanac a number of years ago. I don't think it's when we were kids, pretty accurate, and I think they had enough guys out there with bare fat and things like that, that that's how they were doing their predictions with with bare fat. But any more, the Farmers Almanac's horribly off. Like, Mhmm. The the first year I moved or the first year Christy Christy and I dated, she bought me one, and it said that it was gonna be a wetter than normal year summer in Redding, and it didn't rain for five fucking months. It got up to a 117 degrees. But, hey, for, like, three month three fucking of those months. Like, it wasn't only no rain. It was scorching insane heat.
Like, it was so far off.
[01:25:57] Steve :
I have a story about two hundred and thirty years of unbroken weather recordings. Check this guy out here. The heavens declare the glory of God in the Armagh Observatory. So the BBC reporting some good news about weather records going back two hundred and thirty years.
[01:26:21] Unknown:
Super interesting with the upside down pentagram on that and then, the fact that, hey, Ally, Interlanders. What's up, brother? That, like, the Catholic church's, telescope is called Lucifer, and that sets a whole lot of why are you putting so much of that into this?
[01:26:44] Steve :
It's interesting. Interesting. This is arch bishop of Armagh Richard Robinson at the end of the eighteenth century.
[01:26:53] Unknown:
Normal riding weather. That's why we moved the fuck to Humboldt. Yeah. It's too much. Holy fuck. That's inhuman. People should not live in that.
[01:27:03] Steve :
Quite like this photo. There's some other ball in here. So they're talking about, this observatory recording weather for two hundred and thirty years. And they'd write them down in these books. They have a special glove to handle the book. This is, 1795. Quite a milestone. An an unbroken tradition of handwritten data makes the longest sequence of continuous weather information gathered anywhere in The UK and written by hand in a book from this observatory.
[01:27:36] Unknown:
Well, fuck. It's not even hard. Like, you didn't tell me this is in The UK and Ireland. Let's see here. I'm a be a Ireland weatherman. Today, it will rain. Tomorrow, rain. The next day, cloudy and rainy.
[01:27:55] Steve :
Yes. The first handwritten recording was made, 07/14/1795, so almost exactly 200.
[01:28:04] Unknown:
Today's forecast is gonna be short. Tomorrow is probably honestly gonna be short. Then after that, who fucking knows? We're just probably gonna be shite. This has been your warriors weather. Fuck off.
[01:28:24] Unknown:
Accurate and well done.
[01:28:26] Steve :
Well done. Thank you. Thank you. You base that off of a Thomas Sheridan at
[01:28:31] Unknown:
all? Yeah. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the Thomas Sheridan. The x psychic
[01:28:43] Steve :
with Thomas Sheridan, and they could do the psychic weather report together.
[01:28:48] Unknown:
You know, I I wanna get Thomas Sheridan and the Labooboo is a demon chick together. That's that's Not sure. We're looking over
[01:28:58] Unknown:
the mops here in front of us, and we found that perhaps there's a front moving in through the North. And it's gonna make its way all the way down to Galloway. Is that is that a little better? Because I I was going for, like, you know, the on the original, I was going for, like, it the fucking, like, you know, Cork County, the fucking belligerent.
[01:29:27] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Thomas Sheridan, you've almost also gotta add in some Welsh where it sounds like you you know, like, fucking you got marbles in your mouth, and you're not you can't quite make all the words out. It's a it's a Welsh Irish cross. It's funny. There's a a a from the Viking era, maybe even before that, there's there's, recordings in heathen cosmo in heathen histories where it talks about don't go to Ireland or don't go over there. The weather sucks. The people talk weird. Like, hey. Don't go
[01:30:01] Unknown:
there. Horrible weather. I mean, we said the same about Boulder Creek, but we were trying to keep the tourists out.
[01:30:08] Unknown:
That's true. So
[01:30:10] Steve :
Paradise City
[01:30:12] Unknown:
written by the West Coast Whirlpool to suck everybody into if they're trying to come, though.
[01:30:18] Steve :
For Axl Rose, Paradise City includes green grass and girls that are pretty. Beyond that is extra in Paradise City.
[01:30:32] Unknown:
That's true. Mhmm. Of course, he looks like an old lesbian now. I don't know if, you know, how any of that's panning out for me anymore. Maybe he doesn't even want that kind of thing anymore. I think he's wearing a lot of leather bands and beads and
[01:30:46] Steve :
acafias. I do have some fashion words to look into. Face kini. Have you heard of this? Pose.
[01:30:55] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[01:30:57] Steve :
The Chinese are wearing, full face coverings to go swimming to keep the UV rays off of them. They call them face kinis. It's not quite like a ski mask or a is it a balaclava or a baklava? One I think one's a breakfast and one's a, something you want. Balaclava is the full face mask. Right. Okay. Yeah. I'm trying to get these Balakava. It's not baklava. That's a pastry dish. Yeah. Sure. That makes sense. You could rob a bakery with in a balaklava to to get the baklava. I'll I'll get my tongue untwisted sometime. This is kind of an interesting thing. The the the full, coverings for these swimsuits, these bathing garments that they're wearing, it's a full body thing that they wear.
So it's like a never nude situation. Completely covered everything. There are may they don't even have holes for eyeballs, some of these things. So it's completely covering you up. They have a thing called a Zentai suit in Japan, where it's a skin tight garment that covers the entire body. We're back to Japan again? Yeah. They they're covering their entire body. It's a full body tight. It's from a Zenshin Tightsu. It's a full body tight, and they call it, like, a Zentai suit.
[01:32:27] Unknown:
So we started with Labooboo, and we ended on no snoo snoo?
[01:32:33] Steve :
No snoo snoo in a bikini. It's a burkin bikini. It's a style swimsuit for women. Kinda like a hijab or niqab.
[01:32:45] Unknown:
We mentioned the bollock club. They have to cover their whole body?
[01:32:49] Steve :
Yeah. The Zentai skin does. A bikini? Well, they call it a facekini. Invented in 2004 by Zeng Chifon, a former accountant from the coastal city of Qingdao, which became the home hometown of this fashion trend. And now it's being brought back to social media where people are showing off these face kinis.
[01:33:11] Unknown:
I got a picture of it here. Yeah. I might need to see that.
[01:33:16] Steve :
Face skinny.
[01:33:17] Unknown:
If if you bought oh, that's a Shrink's tea mask.
[01:33:21] Steve :
Yeah. Yep.
[01:33:24] Unknown:
Mhmm. Yeah. If, Jason, if you bought, ribs and then you grilled them and then you, you know, toasted a couple of buns on the grill right at the end of it, and then you smeared it in in barbecue sauce, you could make a homemade McRib. You could. But if you want one like the one they make at McDonald's, you have to put cancer in it.
[01:33:50] Steve :
Is this, like, in the eighties when all the when dudes were dressing like girls with the, like, half shirts and stuff and and short shorts? This is the Beijing bikini. It's a way that men keep themselves cool in hot parts of China where they roll their shirts up to expose their stomachs. I don't know if they will do that, and they call it a Beijing bikini.
[01:34:08] Unknown:
Okay. I mean, in Florida, everybody just takes their shirt off.
[01:34:18] Steve :
And what are they doing about the UV rays? They're concerned about getting a tan because there's a beauty standard that says, a paler skin, a whiter skin is better.
[01:34:36] Unknown:
Is it? I'd I'd It's in some fashion. I think that exists in about half the world. Yep. The more Like, that makes the only South American countries too.
[01:34:47] Unknown:
Mhmm. Well, historically, this would denote that you were of a class or a station in life where you didn't have to labor outdoors. So I I I get that for sure. Yeah.
[01:35:05] Unknown:
Yep. And then and then it became fashionable to have a a mild tan where you could tell it was like a purposefully done thing, and it wasn't just you're a redneck that's been outside fucking with the sun beating down on you all day. Yeah.
[01:35:20] Steve :
So, like, a Jersey Shore thing from our ex psychic save woman who appeared orange in the video?
[01:35:26] Unknown:
I mean, they overdid it a little bit to where people started coming out, like, Donald Trump colored or, you know, variations of orange or yellow. Sure. So he's the orange man. Well, and I really doesn't. I had the revelation,
[01:35:41] Steve :
revealed to me that Trump is just the the gold member from that Austin Powers movie. He's just he loves gold. So he's really the gold member guy. Okay. Which was based off of Goldfinger from a James Bond movie, like, Fort Knox Goldfinger.
[01:36:00] Unknown:
I remember more people being that orange color when, back in the nineties when that indoor tanning started becoming a real big thing Mhmm. Where you start seeing tanning salons and shit pop up. And you don't see it as much anymore. I assume that the technology on that had improved.
[01:36:22] Unknown:
The technology has improved, and people don't really go to tanning, but or there was a period where they stopped from, like, '95 to 02/2005. It was really bad. And you started to see, like, carrot colored bitches walking around. Like, straight up carrot colored people, you know, and you're like, that was on purpose? Like, you ain't sue? Okay. Alright. And and that kinda tapered off, but, yeah, it's probably a combination of both. Like, the technology getting better and then people being like, I don't want to look like I'm the costar of Veggie Tales.
[01:37:09] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:37:10] Unknown:
Yeah. I knew a joke that her grand her grandma There you are. Had passed and left her at her house. Are you talking to me? Tanning bed, and that chick was she was bright orange. She was crazy orange. Like a butternut squash
[01:37:24] Steve :
tone? There's the other VeggieTales guy. Mhmm. Mhmm. Exactly.
[01:37:31] Unknown:
Only market has the VeggieTales character looking like butternut squash, man. Yep. Not not a good look. Not a good look. I even remember the tanning bed bitch that was in our high school that we all made fun of. I'm not gonna say her name because, yeah, it's mean, Stephanie Hannaford. But it that would be, you know, inappropriate of me to do so.
[01:37:55] Steve :
Mine confessed, so I won't say her last name, Michelle, but she she confessed later to the sin of, glamour magic and, you know, tanning to make the boys look at her more.
[01:38:07] Unknown:
You know, the ones that okay. So there there were some that did it for overall vanity. There were some that definitely did it for the boys. Those were the ones that had the fucking little, like, heart sticker that they would put right on their hip bone or the Playboy bunny. Like, a sticker that they would put on their hip bone. So yeah. Or a dog. Those were the three.
[01:38:29] Unknown:
Yeah. And that meant she was gonna let you raw dog it later. Mhmm. If you had if she showed you that. Yeah. If you got 23 points a game and seven rebounds minimum. Yeah.
[01:38:41] Unknown:
Yeah. Or through for, you know, minimum of 250 yards passing. You you know, there there were qualifications there. But yeah. See? Dude, everybody remember the fucking Playboy bunny. If you're of a certain age, you remember this shit. Yeah. It wasn't there forever. It wasn't.
[01:39:03] Unknown:
But when it was there, that was the given sign that she's gonna let you hit it with no Trojan.
[01:39:08] Unknown:
This is what girls did before they were old enough to get a tramp stamp.
[01:39:13] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:39:14] Steve :
Yeah. It's how it's how they let you know. The the tanning situation where they Right. Put a little Playboy bunny decal on their body, tan around it, take the sticker off, and it would still be lighter color. Yep. Fashion.
[01:39:31] Unknown:
See, there you go, man. You're you're in the right demographic to remember that you are. Mhmm. Mhmm.
[01:39:40] Unknown:
I knew one dude that did that with the tanning and the only he did it at work as an electrician. Mhmm. And the fucker, we're working on this one job site for a year and a half. So he started taking the afternoons, and he just fucking take his shirt off and lay down and he had a chair, a lounge chair up there on the roof as he was supposed to be doing the air conditioning and shit, you know, wiring all that up. And he just lay up there and he took a hammer and laid it on his chest. And he'd do that every day.
[01:40:11] Steve :
Do you guys wanna do some, thin mince, whippets? Got some girl scout whippets here. I'm trying to cut back, but you go ahead, man. Do they do you think they have CFCs in these things? It's kinda the moisture from it's pretty bad, but Is that is it? Yeah. And this this is this is actual classic cream limited edition Girl Scouts Thin Mints whipped light cream.
[01:40:35] Unknown:
And you bought that with your own money? No. They were just a gift. I got Okay. I got a couple of them. I didn't spend any money on them. But I'm gonna say, like, did you have to, like, move around the vellum in your purse before you made that purchase? I know some people in the church ministry, and they get some redistribution of foods and and pass them on. I mean Alright. Alright. And they're like, hey, Marcus. You're skinny. You should get diabetes. Have this.
[01:41:01] Steve :
Have some thin men whipped cream and God told me can.
[01:41:05] Unknown:
Fucking high blood sugar.
[01:41:08] Unknown:
We've seen you eat fish out of a bag.
[01:41:11] Steve :
You'll eat anything. Oh, yeah. You'll try anything. This stuff is so good.
[01:41:16] Unknown:
Is it?
[01:41:18] Steve :
It's minty. It's fresh.
[01:41:21] Unknown:
Oh, get the. Just just take the straight nitrous head. Don't even get the fucking just take the queer.
[01:41:29] Unknown:
No. I know.
[01:41:33] Steve :
Put my head.
[01:41:40] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. That's a clippable moment. Somebody time stamp that shit. Right? Right. Marcus's
[01:41:45] Unknown:
Kanye moment. He's dressed like a fucking gang banger. Now he's doing whippets. He's on the fucking nitrous. Next thing you know, it's just gonna be.
[01:41:57] Steve :
Oh. It can be a banana sun in your mouth if you want it. He was rapping earlier.
[01:42:02] Unknown:
Christie Krenkel, please time stamp that.
[01:42:06] Steve :
If I had a Patreon, this would be content on it where you see me eating it. Is fish in a bag worse than chicken in a can?
[01:42:16] Unknown:
No. No. Because you could theoretically go down to, you know, the beach, go fish from the sand, catch a couple of, like, sun perch or something like that, throw them in a bag, and then throw that bag in a cooler if you didn't just, you know, dress them right there. The canning process implies mechanical separation of parts. To me
[01:42:53] Unknown:
Steve is not knowing Marcus near as long as I have. And he is not born witness to Marcus eating old ground up fish out of a out of a sealed bag, which is not at all what he's talking about. We're talking about you know, Steve, I know Steve knows this. I know you've you've you know what the stinky fish church people are.
[01:43:22] Steve :
I gotta make my bad version of that. Yep. We gotta make my macros, get my protein where I can. Bulking up.
[01:43:31] Unknown:
Mhmm. I can see that's working.
[01:43:37] Steve :
Some sometimes I'm featherweight. Sometimes I'm just above featherweight. Marfeathers. To pump you up. Hans and Franz. Yeah. Huge inspirations for me growing up. Muscle Beach guys. To talk to Glow again, he's got he's got the regimen and room control.
[01:44:02] Unknown:
He's a beefy guy. Yep.
[01:44:04] Steve :
It's a GLO.
[01:44:07] Unknown:
You got those It'd be hard to throw down well.
[01:44:10] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:44:11] Steve :
It's true.
[01:44:21] Unknown:
That's GLO, Sam's right back in the I'm not worried about that one. My country can be free, and he can stay out of the world. Or maybe we could, eat some polenta in Mexico with GLO. I would go hang out with GLO in Mexico, but I would not eat polenta. If he tried to serve polenta, I I would I would then thoroughly thoroughly make fun of him. Mhmm. I I he don't seem like the guy type of guy that would try and serve you, Glenda, though. We we may have some listeners who aren't familiar with GLO and our history with GLO.
[01:44:58] Steve :
Gabriel Boyle, he's great guy. He's written the book pillars of wisdom. And last time we spoke to him on this on that situation. Yeah. He had a situation where some strange occultists were, going to speak with him, but then did a Zoom call. And Absolutely. Told they told Glow that they did not read his book at all and that they didn't like what he said about women and how men could have relations with them. So they refused to read the book, called him Sounds right. A a grape enabler. Yeah. Didn't like his fruitiness one bit and, basically, tried to put him in his place.
So then we went over and checked them out, and then they were these these guys were selling spell work courses for, like, $666.
[01:45:57] Unknown:
Yeah. And then that I ended up following somebody said that I would that the that doctor, which I just despise when people call themselves doctor. James Maiden. What's up, you fucking stud? I hate when people call themselves doctors. And but this one's doctor Angela Puka Puka.
[01:46:19] Steve :
Yeah.
[01:46:21] Unknown:
And wow is she all about turning everything fucking super homo. And Mhmm. She's just way too new age Theosophical Society for me. Like, she doesn't even realize that the Theosophical Society fully has a hold of her and all her concepts.
[01:46:38] Unknown:
Yo, dude. I'm like, I love David Icke. I really do. Full stop. And and I wouldn't be here today without David Ike, but most of what he talks about is still new age theosophy. Yeah. And he hasn't like, he doesn't see it. Like, because I've heard him go off on Blavatsky. I've heard him go off on, like, that whole fucking era of human history. But when you break down what he's actually saying, it's new age theosophy.
[01:47:19] Unknown:
Mhmm. That shit's so But I love him. Not even funny. Sure. So pervasive. It's it's to the point. And this is this is one of the weird things about being an old schooler with this shit. When you start seeing, like, even even, Jfly was talking about earlier how he's the last one to the, Laurel Canyon party. Like, you know, like, that that that gets that gets weird for, like, the old schoolers because, like, the shit that we that we'd already discussed, rehashed, blah blah blah. Well, that's been, again, like I talked about the whole regurgitating. And somewhere in that process, all the people that made the original did the original work get cut out of it.
And so then it's just a regurgitation of what the last couple people said of it, and they don't really know what the fuck they're talking about. Like, because the the first person that regurgitated it never does a good job. Like, the original researcher is the only person, that does a good job. So you end up so the theosophical society is a perfect example. Like, he's holding up theosophical society tenants, but then also because in the zeitgeist, it's Blavatsky and the Theosophical Society are bad guys. He's he's maintaining that, but then also holding their tenants because he doesn't realize that those tenants are tied to to that group. And it's very
[01:48:49] Unknown:
Go ahead. It's a half step away from Golden Dawn shit.
[01:48:54] Unknown:
Right.
[01:48:55] Unknown:
Like, it really is just a half step away from that.
[01:49:00] Unknown:
Yeah. The the other group that I see that really does a big job with this that doesn't know where the origins of what they're talking about is from is everybody that goes on about Nibiru and all that shit, and that's huge in the conspiracy world. And half those people don't you'll you'll hear them they'll say they'll talk dirty about Sitchin or not even know who Sitchin is. And it's like, that's entirely derived from Sitchin. So, I mean, I the rest of your story, I don't know.
[01:49:28] Unknown:
And Jason Zwack, dude, like, the longer you get familiar with at least me, the the more you'll realize that, like, 85% of my personality is musical references. Sometimes Christian bands too. I'm built that way. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Christian family show. Well versed. Well versed. Yeah. We get into the spoofs and goofs. You'd like to include a little bit of humor to the glory of god. If I had my keyboard in front of me, I would bust out the Michael w Smith right now. I would.
[01:50:03] Steve :
Secret ambition?
[01:50:06] Unknown:
You know, it's not my favorite. Young man. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. I'd I had I had, like, not it we had campus wide concerts for Michael w Smith at the Reardon Auditorium, Anderson, Indiana. He had the grandest of all grand pianos. It was just immaculate, and he'd sit down Randy Grant had a better setup than Michael w Smith, but Michael w Smith had better lighting.
[01:50:34] Unknown:
Isn't it weird how pianos it used to be a big thing to have a piano, and now, like, nobody can even give their fucking pianos away. You go on, like, pay Facebook market for a place, and there's fucking unless it's something super crazy. Like, some crazy noise of pianos.
[01:50:51] Unknown:
You can't even give them Why, though? This is why. Fifty years ago, you could hire two Polox for a six pack to move your piano. Now it's like a whole crane set up. They got a special truck. It's like a $2,000 minimum adventure, and you can't just get Paul and Saul fucking Sipowicz to go fucking haul it down 15 flights of stairs.
[01:51:22] Unknown:
I woulda went with with Ollie and Sven, but, you know Yeah. Good. Yeah. You you had yours is better.
[01:51:32] Unknown:
But that but that's, I mean, that's really the reality. You can't get a couple of giant dummies to go move your piano for a fucking ham sandwich and a cold one anymore. So it's yeah. Yeah. I've been in the I moved into there were two different houses that I moved into in Santa Cruz County throughout the, like, twenty years that I lived to where there was a piano in the house because the previous owner just couldn't fucking afford to move it out.
[01:52:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Like, you can't even give them away now. Like, yeah, nobody coming to get that fucking thing. Yeah. And Yeah. I I give a lot of credence to what Steve is saying here because I see other things on Facebook marketplace, like like cast iron stoves. They're like, yeah, you gotta come get it, but, it's like a 100 blocks. Like, you know, and it it'd be a nice, like, $3,000 stove, and they're just like, yeah. We can't pick this fucking thing up. Yeah. Demon Hunter.
[01:52:31] Steve :
Yeah. We gotta shut up from Rumble Axe flying axe blade talking about how Amy Grant crossed over and forgot to bring the crossover.
[01:52:40] Unknown:
Are you are you wearing a Abel Grant? And fell off. It was a huge scandal in my hometown when Amy Grant went secular.
[01:52:48] Unknown:
Alright. Nope. You know what? That didn't help me at all. Just a yes or a no. I I don't recognize the symbolism from Amy Grant's materials. This isn't this is not Amy Grant. This is Demon Hunter. It's who?
[01:53:02] Steve :
It's a it's a Demon Hunter. Yeah. The Demon Hunter? Yeah. Yeah. It's an it's an anime from Japan Japan. Wayland. Wayland
[01:53:11] Unknown:
fucking loves Demon Hunter, has a giant bookshelf full of the the mangas from that stuff like that. He's yeah.
[01:53:21] Steve :
Good stuff.
[01:53:22] Unknown:
I I wrote him in on anime with the Amy Grant.
[01:53:28] Steve :
You could totally not would not wear an Amy Grant shirt. I I don't stand for what she represents.
[01:53:34] Unknown:
What does she represent? Well, she turned away from God in the church in order to make a secular fame. So
[01:53:42] Steve :
yeah. She once wore these hand satin things with, like, gold stars on the back of them. She used a lot of occult symbolism in her CD liner notes.
[01:53:56] Unknown:
Fucking shout out to propaganda, dude. Gay Canadian punk rock.
[01:54:02] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:54:05] Unknown:
Like, there's any other kind of Canadian punk rock, but specifically, propaganda. Yeah. Yeah. They they were fun. They were fun. I saw them a couple of times back in the day. It was, yeah, it was a fun show.
[01:54:21] Steve :
Did you go to Canadian?
[01:54:25] Unknown:
They played the, they played the Ska Punk Festival in Phoenix, Arizona in 02/00/2003, something like that.
[01:54:36] Steve :
Okay. Was Five Iron Frenzy there?
[01:54:41] Unknown:
Not off the top of my head. No. This was, like, the peak, like, pop punk Mhmm. Era. So there are a bunch of those guys, Goldfinger. I think Blink one eighty two played, but they also had, Dropkick Murphy's and most of Ranted. I don't think they build it like an op IV show. Mhmm. But it was the op IV lineup playing as Ranted or something like that. What was it? Oh, goddamn it. They're awful.
[01:55:20] Steve :
Hang on. Give me They were they were rancid. They were they were more rancid than rancid?
[01:55:26] Unknown:
No use for a name. They were there. Yeah. The the, the no effects dudes, but oh, Me First Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, they were there. That was a fun that was a fun set.
[01:55:46] Steve :
Writing them down me first and then give me give me as I've heard that.
[01:55:50] Unknown:
The only time I ever heard really weird wild music like that on a fairly regular is, obviously, when I lived in Longmont. You know, on any given weekend, if you were bored, you could roll into some amphitheater and, they were free almost all the time in Boulder, and you could hear some crazy shit. I only know Kaia's demon cleaners. I don't know. Dude, those guys are rad too, man. I fucking
[01:56:13] Unknown:
my, like, driving across country music is them and fucking, like Fu Manchu. If you really want music to drive to, go just go put fucking Fu Manchu on your box.
[01:56:33] Steve :
Do you have a Spotify playlist or something that we could find this music? Yeah. But we get in trouble on YouTube when we play music. Just have to write them down. We can Steve gets it posted just about every week. You could write them down on index card and pass the playlist along. Yeah.
[01:56:49] Unknown:
I just dude, I've been doing this shit for eight years now. I just, on Sunday, figured out that I could put the music that I play before shows on a YouTube playlist and just fucking run that. It took me eight years to fucking figure that out.
[01:57:07] Steve :
Steve did it. On YouTube.
[01:57:10] Unknown:
Back in, like, 2018 even 2019, I think it was, Steve was getting shit on by Facebook and YouTube already. So he was out of the YouTube game pretty quick. He did not he did not last very long.
[01:57:25] Unknown:
Yeah. No. I was demonetized by
[01:57:29] Unknown:
and he's trying to misbehave on YouTube all the time.
[01:57:32] Unknown:
Demonetized in 2019. Haven't been able to monetize a channel in my name since.
[01:57:42] Steve :
Well, we'll do it.
[01:57:44] Unknown:
That thing that Marcus posted about Micah Dank. What's the date? At the end of it, I found that interesting because said just start a new YouTube with a new, Gmail or whatever the fuck. Yeah. And you could just open up a new account and all that shit.
[01:58:02] Steve :
So let me read that. It was announcement. Micah Dank had a YouTube channel four zero four. They completely nuked it, removed all of his content from it. The email says, hey, Micah. After completing a thorough review using our tools and expertise, I regret to inform you that your YouTube channel, Micah Dank Truth Bombs, this is not reinstateable. That's channel URL, youtube.com, Micah Dank Truth Bombs, is now returning a four zero four error, which means YouTube has completely removed the page and erased the associated data from its platform. This typically indicates a permanent deletion of the account beyond the scope of appeal or recovery.
We've exhausted appeal process on your behalf and dedicated time to researching and attempting recovery given the final status. I kindly request that you approve the order to reflect the time and effort spent on your case. We had someone helping him with his case here, and they suggested making a new YouTube not under a new Gmail account. Clean your slate and start over again. Which I found very a very interesting advice to give. Yeah. We've tried that. We have a YouTube channel called, Delivering Dog Face Dudes, which is doing very well. It's doing very, very well. I think we are up to 312 subscribers, three of which are my accounts.
So subscribe with all of your accounts, which explains why we're streaming to Balderson's YouTube channel and directing all chatters and traffic to stream and watch on Balderson's YouTube channel.
[01:59:44] Unknown:
Because we need to get Marcus paid. We have less than a hundred hours left. Give him some money. Damn it. I've been eating fish. You know? He's been dressing like a fucking blood, out swinging fucking rocks, you know, eating fish out of bags.
[02:00:02] Unknown:
Yeah. Are we going to feature regular costume changes? Should I I do
[02:00:10] Unknown:
not notice that it doesn't every single show. Have you just now noticed that?
[02:00:16] Unknown:
I usually lay them out. I usually have, like, four or five. Do you have any idea how overworked and high I am by the time we get to this show?
[02:00:23] Unknown:
Yeah. I am. Me too. Me too. That's why I lay my outfits out before the show starts. Thinking of which, you wanna play one of those videos I sent you? Yeah. Let me see. The jewelry? We should pimp that while we're pimping everything else. Okay. Out of the way. Just some,
[02:00:43] Steve :
advertisements here. Are they two different videos? I see. Yeah. Do you have them on your YouTube as well? Some of the stuff is showing up on Yeah. It's on my YouTube.
[02:00:54] Unknown:
Okay. Let's see. The one with the, the one with the Mystic Topaz and the Bixby Ryan Bothell. So that one's no longer Okay. Available. That's why I sent you those other ones. These are the ones I remember. So a wrong one. Let's show the.
[02:01:09] Steve :
So we got some part to show here. The guy sent them to you in telegrams. I got some here. I got some some m p fours here. Yeah. Got my, Dubai chocolate, little boo boo items not for sale.
[02:01:23] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. That's that's sacred stuff.
[02:01:29] Steve :
There audio
[02:01:30] Unknown:
on it? Yeah. There's audio. It probably just say what the crystal is crystals are. Okay. Okay.
[02:01:46] Steve :
Not playing the audio. You can tell us what it is.
[02:01:49] Unknown:
Yeah. This one is a a ruby with an opal. And up at the top there is actually my favorite for for, like, gem type crystals. It's called the trapeche emerald. And so that you can see that star going on at the top where it's a black dot and then it makes a star. What happens is is, emerald will drop on a piece of carbon, and the emerald will actually push that carbon into that shape as it's forming. Super neat when you can find ones with a really nice star like that. Those are super nice. So Odins Alchemy, [email protected], if anybody's interested in these.
I have never monetized. We're gonna monetize and, but it's mostly not for me. And everything's wrapped in, sterling silver.
[02:02:51] Unknown:
Totally unrelated, Ben. I have some flyers and some sesh information Oh, nice. I need to to share with you, while I'm thinking about it.
[02:03:06] Unknown:
Please do.
[02:03:07] Unknown:
Yeah. I'll put that in the the group chat.
[02:03:15] Steve :
I appreciate it. Yeah. The other art here too to show you.
[02:03:22] Unknown:
They keep changing the StreamYard, so I had some muscle memory going. I could just click without looking at it. Now it's like I gotta verify it. Oh, dude. They made it so fucking Fisher Price. It sucks, dude. I'm so fucking angry. I noticed that when I came in that all the all the buttons on the bottom look different, and they look dumb. Like, it looks like it went back like three versions or something. James is putting the little maiden spawn to sleep. There we go. No. You're supposed to be a podcasting, dad.
[02:03:55] Unknown:
Where are you on the road, dad?
[02:04:00] Steve :
It's, Tuesday night. Tuesday, July 15, 10:04PM in the central time zone. We got another wire wrap to show you.
[02:04:14] Unknown:
You you, you you want to pull up for the Sunday show if you want the, you know, benevolent or kind language. Tuesday night is a family Christian show? Yeah. It is, but we also understand how families get made. So sometimes it it does come across course. Mhmm. It's not because we're we're trying to offend. It's just because this is the way that people who urinate standing up talk.
[02:04:45] Unknown:
Yeah. So it's gonna sound like that. Yeah. I spent my food out on back on the plate at a five star restaurant. Like, it's getting me to cuss prod stop cussing. That's limited duration. When, when I was on with the one on one, he said, I set the record for the number of swear words. He said it had to remove a 170 swear words during our show. I was like, oh, shit.
[02:05:12] Unknown:
I am like I'm I've had I've done a lot of radio over the last, you know, several years. And so I I do like, I can switch over to radio friendly mode pretty quick, but holy fuck, dude. For the first, like, the first two years, I had Post it notes all over my laptop and, like, around me. Dude, don't cuss. Don't say this. Don't say that. You know? Blah blah. You want to keep coming back here. Right?
[02:05:48] Unknown:
That that was beyond crow. Crow crow is the big one I couldn't cuss on. And the first time I was on crow, he got all buttery about it. And it was just a mild cuss too. Like, I mostly didn't cuss, and I gave a mild cuss. And he's like,
[02:06:02] Unknown:
okay. So then
[02:06:04] Steve :
yeah. Jason Jason take that out.
[02:06:08] Unknown:
Yeah. Jace Jason's the sound wizard. Mhmm. It they're fucking his sound studio. I don't know what Marcus' looks like. I've been to Marcus' house, but not into his studio. I'm a little afraid that there's a black hole to some other u dimension in there, and I might get lost. And then he's just, like, every now and then, he'll be talking about All you have to do is spell out the name of Jehovah in the original
[02:06:32] Unknown:
Aramaic as you cross the floor.
[02:06:35] Steve :
Okay. We got the, limited edition thin men's whippets from the Girl Scouts.
[02:06:41] Unknown:
Not now. Are those I I I have noticed that you're not eating recall as is this is this soothing the throat in the, manner that a Ricola would have? Ricolas
[02:06:52] Steve :
are standing by in case of emergency. Yeah. Indeed.
[02:06:58] Unknown:
Yeah. But those cases when it won't treat you. Right? You can quit, you know, fucking emergency recall in.
[02:07:06] Steve :
Indeed. Indeed. I do have some health aid kombucha, but it's usually just water. Holy water. I get it from a a Catholic place down the street. They just have a refill station.
[02:07:26] Unknown:
You just pull up with an empty jug and there's a priest there and he goes like that and all of a sudden Yep. You're good, topped off.
[02:07:34] Steve :
Yeah. It's convenient. It's convenient. Connection. And that's the best part of being a Christian is everyone's like, you're a Christian too. You're in the Christian network.
[02:07:44] Unknown:
Great. Yeah. That that that leads us back to what Steve was talking about way earlier in the show where why do these people jump on the Christian bang bandwagon? Because, honestly, to be anything but, you have to be pretty much in a niche audience. Like, no. Don't get me wrong. The Christian is still a little bit, if you're still a little bit, do we need to send Jim a link? Is that what that said?
[02:08:17] Steve :
I'm not sure.
[02:08:20] Unknown:
It's I mean, we we we can. Obviously,
[02:08:23] Unknown:
you don't
[02:08:26] Unknown:
get
[02:08:28] Unknown:
oh, yeah. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Send Jim a link. He wants to come on after he gets the baby to sleep. Sure thing. Christian is still not like pop culture, but it's the level right below it where you're not like, where you talked about the Amy Grant leaving Christian culture to move up. Like, for most of these people, the Christian culture is a step up because compared to any niche market, you're gonna make way more in the Christian culture. Wait. It really like, I'm I'm not I'm not being,
[02:09:04] Unknown:
you know, how I usually am when I when I talk about this shit. Like, I I very clearly remember, like, my church that I grew up in being very upset about Amy Grant going secular. I remember there being, like, a whole fucking, like, half as there were op eds in the newspaper about it. The town I grew up in is like a central hub for the church of god internationally. Like, it's a church town. Nothing moves there without, you know, church elders green lighting it, which makes the racetrack and the Nestle plant hilarious, by the way. But, you know, it it it that's the way it fucking goes. They're the ruling mob there.
Yep.
[02:09:58] Unknown:
Yeah. Same same in Redding. You know that in Redding, the only people that got the debt, they had six dispensaries that they were gonna allow a lot for Redding. If you were not on the Beth on the Bethel green light list, you did not if you were not church approved, you don't get to own a a marijuana dispensary. Like, only the good Christian America's, Christie had a client. And this client, he was, he was he was already involved in farming, already involved in, you know, heavy, commercial agriculture. He grew wild rice. And he was pot you know, he had the money to do all the he paid a couple different times. People don't even realize the games that they played for, aspiring, growers where they would take and you would pay to get this license, but then they would change the laws ever so slightly like a month later. And then now that license you applied for doesn't count anymore, but fuck no. They're not giving you your money back. And so now you've gotta reapply under the new rules, and this dude did that numerous times. And and and because he's, shit. I think he might have been fucking, a Muslim.
Nope. No chance. Right. Or maybe it was a Sikh. They got a big Sikh fashion faction. Mhmm.
[02:11:26] Unknown:
Huge. Yeah. Huge Sikh team temples from Redding up to, like, Oroville. Yeah. I mean, massive presence. It's wild, dude.
[02:11:39] Unknown:
We Yeah. I didn't even see where I moved to California. In the Midwest, we don't have any Sikhs. The only Sikhs I ever saw was on, fucking Johnny, shit. What was that racing car show? Oh, Johnny Quest. Johnny Quest. Yeah. That was the only thing I'd ever seen. Yep. And then I do apologize.
[02:11:59] Unknown:
Yeah. He's fucking racist. Gotcha. Yeah. No. I don't I'd it was Haji even a Sikh?
[02:12:14] Steve :
Yeah. I'm pretty sure he was a Sikh. More of a towel on his head. I always thought he was just coming out of the shower every I thought he was the day shift manager at a seven eleven. I'm
[02:12:24] Unknown:
way off, dude. Way, way off. My bad. I apologize to both the seat community and Haji from Johnny Quest. I'd I completely misinterpreted that. I'd yeah. Might be.
[02:12:40] Unknown:
We aren't cultured in the Midwest. We are cultured in the Midwest. Than I am. They have Indianapolis, but in South Dakota, we don't got anything even remotely approaching a major city. Yeah. And our culture was NASCAR, so we were at a disadvantage
[02:12:55] Unknown:
too. Hi, man. I'll tell you what, though, man. Raise hail, praise down. That's all I gotta say about that, y'all. There's an event coming up in
[02:13:09] Steve :
Eagle River, Wisconsin on July 19. There's going to be a Newsboys concert.
[02:13:15] Unknown:
Oh my. The Newsboys.
[02:13:19] Steve :
The Newsboys are scheduled to be there. Yeah. They're scheduled to perform at the Praise In The Pines Christian Music Festival in Eagle River, Wisconsin. Still around. Despite allegations against their front man, Michael Tate, from DC Talk. We talked about this last week. I think Steve
[02:13:36] Unknown:
might have heard
[02:13:37] Steve :
some of this.
[02:13:39] Unknown:
My my finger is on the pulse for all things Christian rap. It it is. Yeah. So the newsboys
[02:13:45] Steve :
being, they're are they a corporation or they're incorporated? They're owned by a guy named Wes, w e s. He owns the band, and he books them. So they are contractually obligated to play the shows. They'll swap out the lead singer. Doesn't matter. They're gonna play praise in the pines, rain or shine, come hell or high water. Hallelujah. On 07/19/2021.
[02:14:13] Unknown:
Like, you're almost selling yourself in that instance. Like, here, you own me now. Boys play their last
[02:14:23] Steve :
Drive to see the news boys
[02:14:32] Unknown:
Street interviews with the crowd. Yeah.
[02:14:36] Unknown:
Do you think that Pazuzu lady will be there?
[02:14:39] Unknown:
You know? There's gonna be mad Pazuzu all over that Praise in the Pines Festival, Ben. I promise you. I promise you. It's ripe for the Pazuzu plug in. It really is. So, Steve, I'm I'm I'm aware of the story because they are it's an Assemblies of God organization,
[02:14:57] Steve :
pastor. The the pastor speaking at it is an Assemblies of God ordained minister.
[02:15:02] Unknown:
So it's just real close to home. I told you about the, the one the fucking thing out in the forest I found that's from your church. Right?
[02:15:12] Steve :
Yeah.
[02:15:13] Unknown:
I'll tell you. Okay. So, Marcus, when you go to see the man on the street interviews at the Pazuzu Palace or wherever the fuck you're going. In the pines. Yeah. Great. That's what I said too. You have to eat fish out of a bag. Like, make them put on a little, you know, little lapel mic, and then you just stand there staring at them earnestly. And don't even look at your mouth or your hands and just eat fish out of a bag while conducting the interview. This is Do we need to get you some Ernst Straumann?
[02:15:50] Steve :
The time is the time is here. July 19 is
[02:15:55] Unknown:
this weekend. It's Right around the corner, man. I'm gonna be at a Leonardo Joanie comedy show. It's gonna be a very different vibe. Leonardo
[02:16:05] Steve :
Joanie?
[02:16:06] Unknown:
Mhmm. I might be working on the farm and trying to avoid heat stroke.
[02:16:11] Unknown:
I'll probably be shearing. I'm behind I swear to god, Ben, I'm in the only part of California that isn't hot as shit right now, and it has grossly distorted my girl's view of the rest of the world. She's Good. She's been in the Bay Area since she was eight.
[02:16:32] Unknown:
Good. It was a problem. Really low. Like, last week. Fucking I was I was talking with Chase Hager trying to set up that whole thing, and him and I were having a little verbal sparring. And, I couldn't even talk to him anymore. I heat stroke like a motherfucker. I'm going down to get that dirt, and I'm digging it out from down below, hauling it clear up here, and then wheel barreling it into the backyard. Yeah. And Marcus has got his dog tags. I I don't even got those and then wearing, gay black guy dog tags, then I probably wouldn't have heat stroked.
[02:17:04] Steve :
True. True. These are dog tags, and we are the delivering dog tags dudes. Dog face, not dog tag. No. What we're gonna do is we're gonna have, you know, for our Patreon account, you know, the the high the highest spenders are gonna get dog tags. It doesn't have to say newsboy on it. You can say whatever you want.
[02:17:25] Unknown:
DC talk forever.
[02:17:28] Steve :
Yes.
[02:17:30] Unknown:
Yeah. You know
[02:17:37] Unknown:
what? You know what? Gave you. The tags, and you're in the army. The one with the little one of them stays on the chain and goes around your toe, and the other one gets kicked between your teeth.
[02:17:57] Steve :
Yeah. I was on a I was on a Mission three sixteen to get my Carmen CDs.
[02:18:06] Unknown:
Carmen. Is he a Christian singer?
[02:18:10] Steve :
I stopped listening to Newsboys after. This is a a not for resale, prepurchase of the Thrive. This was 03/26/2002.
[02:18:20] Unknown:
Is Carmen Christian also?
[02:18:22] Steve :
He is the Christian. Number one Christian of all time. Yeah. Yeah. He's always Thrive. He was shining the hits. I'm doing these backwards. This is the step up to the microphone.
[02:18:35] Unknown:
You see, I'm getting further here. Did you ever get into, like, the hardcore shit? Did you ever go to, like, a beloved show or,
[02:18:43] Steve :
as hell sleeps or anything like that? I saw the funeral of God when, Zao Zao held it in 02/2001. That was kinda my transition point. That's why summer darkness.
[02:19:00] Unknown:
The East Bay is really nice. Hell, yeah. Fuck on trucks.
[02:19:03] Unknown:
It's supposed to be and fucking becoming saints and Yep. Yep. Yep. The crucified and, like, the like, very, very, very technically talented musicians. Like, super, super technically talented musicians.
[02:19:20] Steve :
A freak show? Newsboys? No. This is Freak Show. This is DC Top. Newsboys were kind of candy ass. The Newsboys started with an album. Was it Hell is for Wimps?
[02:19:35] Unknown:
Yeah. Or Boys Will Be Boys. I'm not sure which one. I think Boys Will Be Boys was the first one. That one's based solely on the album art. But yeah. Yep.
[02:19:46] Steve :
So when I tell you I'm a Newsboys fan and people don't know if that's his joke or not, is my CD collection. I really like this one. Yeah. Take me to your leader. Marcus went to televangelist
[02:19:59] Unknown:
college.
[02:20:00] Steve :
Yep. Yep.
[02:20:02] Unknown:
He was gonna be By the way, you think you'd be better at emptying the pockets of the fucking audience if you went to goddamn televangelist school, Mark what the fuck? Dude, like, you're half assed. Good?
[02:20:17] Steve :
Yeah. I mean, we would do donations. We'd have telethons.
[02:20:21] Unknown:
My brothers and sisters, I come to you in conviction. I am here to deliver a message, not of me, but of the lord. Seek and ye shall find, motherfuckers. Seek and ye shall find. Nice. That's why I got drummed out of it. Yeah. I got ain't no nation like a donation. Ain't no city like generosity.
[02:20:52] Steve :
This is the supernatural. PC Talks Supernatural. That would be a great show to see. Hey.
[02:21:01] Unknown:
It's got a cool cover on it. You never even showed that second wire wrap. You remember how to look at your your fucking newsboys collection, like, your Xerox over here? Right. And you don't even take your shirt off before you go to the Well, because that's a nice shirt.
[02:21:15] Steve :
It's a nice shirt.
[02:21:17] Unknown:
I got the I got the right It's on the Patreon, Ben. He doesn't he doesn't get naked for free.
[02:21:25] Steve :
No banana sundaes on a Tuesday night for you guys.
[02:21:32] Unknown:
You got the goods, but they aren't free.
[02:21:35] Steve :
The goods are on the stream. Steve has to hit the button to show the wire up. Put it up. Is this a dragonfly?
[02:21:44] Unknown:
Yeah. This one's a dragonfly. And it's a a tanzanite, which is your psychic crystal.
[02:21:58] Unknown:
Okay. In a very nice labradorite
[02:22:00] Unknown:
cab. Everybody likes labradorite.
[02:22:06] Unknown:
Sunlight.
[02:22:08] Unknown:
Yeah. So a lot of them turn out better in the sunlight. Some of them don't. This one's doesn't really matter. The tanzanite doesn't really get affected by it.
[02:22:18] Unknown:
Yo, Jayfly, I gotta tell you, man. At the, the Third Eye Carnival in Colorado the other weekend, we saw a band that was they're they're called Tripp Lip. Tripp Lip. It's a two piece band, and they do it it's not faith no more. It's like the most mister bungle sounding shit I've heard in thirty years, and it was fucking mind blowing. These guys melted my fucking face off. Not on drugs. Mhmm. Not on psychedelics. That you know? Not even high, dude. Just there with fucking nervous energy for trying to pull off an event, and these guys fucking killed it, man.
And I I will be having them on the show soon. They they were fantastic.
[02:23:28] Steve :
Yeah. These guys. At Denver at Bandcamp. Yep. Cool stuff.
[02:23:35] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, just just fucking incredible.
[02:23:40] Steve :
Type in triplipdenver.bandcamp.com to get to the page. Do you hear the music? Good stuff. It's a bass player with a couple of effects
[02:23:51] Unknown:
machines and a drummer, and that's fucking it. And they both came it was 95 degrees in the gallery when they went on stage. By the time they were done, it was a 115. And they were fucking they were wearing face masks and shit. Like, it was like this fucking head mat. Like, it was All the compass? Oh, dude. It was wild.
[02:24:17] Unknown:
Fucking wild. Usually at my house, it's damn near a fight. Steve knows this, actually. It's damn near a fight for who's gonna go to town. It's so goddamn hot right now. Like, I volunteered like it's like we're we're down there fighting about who gets to go to town, not because we care about going to town, but that ride in the air conditioner for a little while.
[02:24:40] Steve :
AC ride.
[02:24:42] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Just to have moving air around you even if it's still hot. Just the fact that you're going x amount of miles an hour, therefore, it's, like, potentially cooling you down. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
[02:24:57] Unknown:
Yeah. It beats sitting, like, sitting here, and I don't normally sweat or sting. I don't even wear underarm deodorant. All the people that have ever met me, like, even at those events where my arms aren't all sweaty and shit, like, because I don't sweat from there. That's why I gotta wear a hat in the summer when it's so hot like this because otherwise, it'll sweat all down my face. It's It's my head that sweats like hell, but I just it's been so hot. I'm sitting here and it I don't really have the body odor like most people, but I smell super salty. I'm a salty old motherfucker.
And I can smell it on my shoulders. It's like, oh, I smell like a salt lick.
[02:25:35] Steve :
We could do a bonsai kamikaze dog headbands. I get a merch ideas.
[02:25:46] Unknown:
I've never worn a headband. I mean, I'm usually outside so that it this at least covers my head, keeps it from turning into a tomato.
[02:25:57] Steve :
Do rags? We could we could do do rags. Not just hats. Okay.
[02:26:03] Unknown:
Just no baseball hat.
[02:26:07] Unknown:
I got a merch guy.
[02:26:10] Unknown:
I need to get we need to get some hoodies made.
[02:26:13] Unknown:
Okay. Yeah. No. What whatever you want, let's you know, we'll we'll make it happen.
[02:26:20] Unknown:
Now I have to probably wait till this fall. I'm gonna be fucked till fall.
[02:26:23] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, what what like, literally, whatever you want, if you wanna wear it and wear it on camera, I can have a one off made for you from my merch dude.
[02:26:36] Unknown:
And then if people like it, he'll put it on the, website so that people can buy it. Johnny Larson draw me up some stuff. I've got I've got one waiting in the it fucking loaded already.
[02:26:48] Unknown:
I Shout out to to Johnny Larson, by the way. Yeah. Saw him in the live chat on AM wake up this morning.
[02:26:58] Unknown:
Yeah. That dude's awesome. His girlfriend's a jackass, but he's awesome.
[02:27:03] Steve :
She's in a documentary movie. I'm looking forward to seeing Yeah. And the secrets of it. Yep. Good stuff.
[02:27:12] Unknown:
Good stuff. I have all these because that that's gonna make about as much sense as the Pazuzu lady.
[02:27:18] Steve :
This is, yeah. Yeah. It'll be fun. It's fun.
[02:27:23] Unknown:
Pazuzu, Labooboo. They're the same word. It's folkloric.
[02:27:29] Steve :
It's from cultures. We had TexMars.
[02:27:34] Unknown:
We had He did some deep investigating. On the surface, he did it was gonna be it was probably fine, but she did deep investigating.
[02:27:42] Steve :
We got so spoiled with the work that Freeman Fly put out. Yeah. Like, the depth and breadth of the nuance of the work he was putting out to go to a woman on TikTok saying, here's a bible verse. It looks like a demon, talks like a demon, must be a demon. Demons are demonic. They're not of God. Therefore, I wouldn't recommend having anything demonic in my Christian house.
[02:28:05] Unknown:
Yeah. Thanks for thanks for teaching. Entirely made up.
[02:28:10] Steve :
Yep.
[02:28:14] Unknown:
Entirely made up. And like I said, looks like remember the cover of Where the Wild Things Are? Yes. Maurice Sendak. I'd swear that that wasn't the blue dude on that look just like that.
[02:28:32] Steve :
So Japanese culture has many oni, demons, spirits, all these types of things.
[02:28:41] Unknown:
And then they also have other kitties. Fart what is there was it it farts that you or it steals your farts or both?
[02:28:50] Steve :
Yes. It's a Yokai.
[02:28:53] Unknown:
Let let me consult my Yokai deck. Look at this. Tell tell me that doesn't look up. Pull that Labooboo dude up again. I'll pull it out of my yoga. It even has, like, the look. Now now that's coming clear look, even his legs, it looks like the the skin that that labooboo dude had. Like, tell me that doesn't look like that.
[02:29:10] Steve :
It's very similar, but I'm sure she doesn't let her grandkids read books either with pictures in them. So it's kinda hard.
[02:29:22] Unknown:
Let's start eating with that. Jesus. You know, Jim, if you ain't got that kid to sleep yet, you know shots of Brandy work. Keep talking shit, dude. Keep talking shit, buddy. Keep getting now it's in your mouth. Now it's in your mouth. Change the tins, man. Do it. Do it. What are you gonna say?
[02:29:39] Unknown:
What's
[02:29:40] Unknown:
up? Guys. Hey. Shots of Brandy still work. He's got a tooth bothering him. Yep. Oh, good stuff.
[02:29:49] Unknown:
That was perfect. That was beautiful. I couldn't there's no way you could arrange that. That was awesome.
[02:29:57] Unknown:
Welcome. You're Rachel Pola Delilah.
[02:30:00] Unknown:
Excuse you?
[02:30:04] Unknown:
Where is the glorious beard?
[02:30:07] Unknown:
I didn't do
[02:30:08] Unknown:
that. Oh, the Okay, Kaleiva. I I'm kidding, Rachel. We love you. I just trim things Go cut my beard off too, please.
[02:30:21] Steve :
Going to a Newsboys concert this weekend? Well, hopefully. Yeah. And, Praising the Pines in, Eagle River, Wisconsin. Are you are you gonna head over there? Well, it might be the last Newsboys concert ever. I heard about that. So I I think I might have to pay my respects.
[02:30:40] Unknown:
How many times have they said it was gonna be the last Newsboys concert ever in the past? See, they they haven't been canceled like this before.
[02:30:50] Steve :
Yeah. They haven't had a hanger turn out to be homo before. What are they getting canceled for? Okay. So the guy who was in DC talk, the black guy who was in DC talk, Michael Tate Oh, well, that figure. Joined the band to become the lead singer and then sang the song God's Not Dead. He did the theme song for the series of Kevin Sorbo films about God not being dead where a professor exclaims that God is not dead. They also hung out with people who like, certain presidential candidates and got a little bit political. So because of their political ties and being a gay black man who would groom young musicians to hang out with them, that became a little bit too unforgivable for some people because the management remember, Newsboys is a, is a ministry. It's a band. It's also a, corporation. It's a business.
So it's a Newsboys musicians are paid as employees for playing in business. Right. Right. Okay.
[02:31:58] Unknown:
Jay for a reason. We are on every Tuesday.
[02:32:01] Unknown:
Any collaboration with the the word boys in it is gotta be creepy.
[02:32:06] Unknown:
Yeah.
[02:32:08] Steve :
Agreed. Yeah. It's James Elefantis levels of creepy.
[02:32:13] Unknown:
Yeah. I'm already here in, dueling banjo as soon as you tell me that something like that. Like, there's there's some guide on guide action going on here.
[02:32:25] Steve :
The timid grappler might be out in those, pines up in the Yeah. You gotta watch that one. It's timid grappler. It may be on a, camera. Jim, you know the story of the timid grappler? I've never heard of the timid grappler. Never heard of. Oh my goodness. No. Gather round. Start up a campfire. We're gonna tell the tale of the timid grappler who appears on Judeo Christian Zionist campgrounds. Wait. Wait. Wait.
[02:32:54] Unknown:
Give a little Boom. Boom. Boom. Negative nipples are safe.
[02:32:58] Steve :
Right. The timid grappler feeds on milk.
[02:33:05] Unknown:
Human milk. Oh.
[02:33:07] Steve :
And anything with nipples can be milked,
[02:33:10] Unknown:
dry.
[02:33:13] Steve :
Young boys produce the best milk. Young boys at Christian camps produce the richest and most nutrients, dense milk that the timid grippler lacks. The timid grippler grappler will grip your neck and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze to get the fresh.
[02:33:37] Unknown:
Is he a man of Lady Babylon?
[02:33:40] Steve :
Yes. They both dressed in purple. Mhmm. So so the the timid grappler is a little bit shy. He's kind of a shy guy, but he will wrap around you from behind and not let go. And purple nurples, titty twisters, squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. The only way I found out to prevent this, disease individual from, sticking it to me is to lather this often, petrol petroleum jelly, also known as Vaseline. Naturally. Naturally. Yeah. Found that the baby the bay the baby oil eventually rubs off and the and it moisturizes too much, and you don't wanna be moisturized for the timid grappler.
[02:34:40] Unknown:
Does he does he have an aversion or an allergy to Vaseline, or did he just, like he just can't grapple? He just can't grasp
[02:34:50] Steve :
the chest of a boy covered in Vaseline.
[02:34:53] Unknown:
Yeah. It's like, you know, like, when boxers put the Vaseline all on their face, that way the hit slides off. You know, that way the the purple nurple can't quite get a good grip. Yeah.
[02:35:04] Unknown:
That's a that's a a savvy strategy, I think. You know?
[02:35:12] Unknown:
Now did now is that Vaseline consecrated?
[02:35:18] Steve :
Not that particular tub of it.
[02:35:22] Unknown:
Well, you were just at camp. I didn't know. Are you, like, past the timid grappler range?
[02:35:29] Steve :
Your yours is, like, old stale milk now? I've I've outgrown I've outgrown the interest of the timid grappler at this point.
[02:35:36] Unknown:
Oh, you have to have interest in him before he comes after you? Well, he hangs out
[02:35:41] Steve :
around the men's bathroom area. So the as the legend goes, you know, boys who are at Christian camp who need to empty their Mountain Dew filled ladders escape their cabins at night. But if they do before dawn, then they have to race to the bathroom and back covered in Vaseline. Otherwise, the the timid grappler will will get its claws into their chest and try to milk them for everything they got.
[02:36:10] Unknown:
So is he, like, one of the campers, or does he live in a in a Unabomber cabin at the woods? I don't have all the answers. I just know I just know how to avoid the the Tim and Grappler's grasp. Is it a real human person, or is it, like, some kind of were creature?
[02:36:28] Unknown:
It's some kind of a cross between a man and a bear.
[02:36:33] Unknown:
And a pig. A man bear pig, if you will.
[02:36:39] Steve :
Mhmm. So, how about those red heifers?
[02:36:45] Unknown:
Two black. They they were doing some kind of a practice sacrifice on it the other day, weren't they?
[02:36:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Because they they came up with a couple of brown hairs. And so even though they were genetically modified in Texas on a ranch in order to specifically be raised for sacrifice in order to create the onset of the third temple, they still managed to wind up somehow flawed.
[02:37:16] Unknown:
Yeah. They they have to have, like they go and inspect all their hairs, and they can't have any off colored hairs.
[02:37:23] Unknown:
So what's stopping them from actually maybe that was the sacrifice in secret. You know? It's like, oh, guys. No sacrifice here. This is just a a drill. It feels like a countdown. We're having a cookout.
[02:37:37] Unknown:
The fuck you guys even mad about? We're just trying to have a barbecue. It's like the doomsday clock. How many red heifers remain? As many as four. Make on that genetically modified ranch in Texas where they got the original two. Well, they're they're So in Israel, there were five original.
[02:37:55] Steve :
Yeah. One ended up having two black hairs and was taken out.
[02:38:03] Unknown:
The milk man. So full of her blood sugar has remained. Maybe there's a a separate spot where the temple sacrifice could be. Like, there's not just the one spot where everybody thinks it is. Maybe there's an underground temple. Mhmm. What if they did a
[02:38:20] Unknown:
the real Underground would make sense because everything from the old days is all always underground.
[02:38:26] Unknown:
And plus, you're supposed to have a priest walk on it who's never crossed water in his whole entire life. Like, they've raised little, Cohens in a cave for generation after generation just for this purpose. So that they wouldn't wouldn't have been they they can't walk over a graveyard. Is that what it is? Can't walk over water?
[02:38:54] Unknown:
Pretty entertaining shit.
[02:38:56] Steve :
Do you feel like it's the countdown? Like, four red heifers remain?
[02:39:01] Unknown:
It's been a countdown for two years.
[02:39:03] Unknown:
Right. But now they've taken one out, and there's four. So we're, like, minutes, minutes. Well, and how shitty is that for that one? They're like, yeah. We practice sacrifice, which means that nothing good came out of the sacrifice. You just had to die. Like, at least, you know, the other ones, like, sacrifice. You just had to die. Like, at least, you know, the other ones, like, when you look at, like, ritual sacrifice, supposedly, you're sacrificing for this greater good. They're like, nah. We just wanted to practice.
[02:39:27] Steve :
Greater Israel project is the greater good in this instance.
[02:39:31] Unknown:
What if you were making war through deception? Would you actually show the real sacrifice, or would you say it wasn't a real sacrifice? You know? What if it just it just goes quiet all of a sudden? And then some some dude shows up, and he's trunking it up as a, you know, the the peace bringer. Like a gold member?
[02:39:55] Steve :
Have you seen Austin Powers three gold member?
[02:39:58] Unknown:
I like gold. It's been a long time. Mhmm. Been a long time.
[02:40:07] Steve :
Maybe.
[02:40:08] Unknown:
Maybe it's Jeffrey Epstein as the antichrist. We're gonna
[02:40:13] Steve :
he's gonna he's on the island. Presidential to me.
[02:40:17] Unknown:
He's in presidential. Donald Trump's ready to just burn everything on that. Like, he doesn't realize how how much that particular campaign promise was in his base. Like like, people really wanted to see that. Well, he gave us the JPEG files.
[02:40:36] Unknown:
They pretty much just came out and said, you know what, guys? You don't live in a real country. There's no rule of law here. We do whatever we want, and you guys could get fucked. You know? You're not in control. Mhmm.
[02:40:51] Unknown:
You're just My my favorite example of this, it comes from a tweet from Donald Trump Junior. And I'm going to see if let me pull it up here real quick because it really does like, it encapsulates so much how much these people really truly hate you and how much they want you dead and how much they don't care about you. Because this is Donald Trump junior two years ago. Show us all the Epstein client list now. Why would anyone protect these scumbags? Ask yourself this question daily, and the answer becomes very apparent.
[02:41:39] Unknown:
That's Donald Trump exclamation points. Two exclamations.
[02:41:44] Unknown:
Donald Trump Junior. Wow.
[02:41:47] Steve :
I've never seen Donald Trump junior so excited about anything.
[02:41:51] Unknown:
Except for giving Gavin Newsom his ex girlfriend. He was very excited about that. Gavin Newsom married her. They're all friends. It's okay. It's okay. I think it was a better match. I think, it worked out better that way.
[02:42:06] Steve :
Right. Right. Instead of, like, a whiner baron, she went with the wine baron. I think they were on eharmony for a while. Station with a difference. Yeah. Filled up the profile, the matching profile of eharmony.com
[02:42:19] Unknown:
and j date. Gavin Hansom on the Sean Ryan CIA podcast?
[02:42:25] Unknown:
Yeah. I saw that happen. I didn't watch it. Stop. Creepiest, most sociopathic
[02:42:30] Unknown:
shit I've ever seen, dude. Gavin Newsom is a problem.
[02:42:35] Unknown:
Yeah. He he I watched about a minute of that. They were talking about how awesome California is, and Newsom's like, yeah. Actually, more people are moving here than than than leaving. Try getting a U Haul that fucking is one way out of California, motherfucker.
[02:42:52] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. And we you know, I mean, we've talked about this on on Slow Newsday and and AM Wake Up for years, but the whole modern art thing is Right. Wow.
[02:43:03] Steve :
They've moved from saying that it is to asking the question, well, was it really?
[02:43:08] Unknown:
Oh, Banksy wasn't a real thing? What? What? I beat
[02:43:14] Steve :
There's a there's a 13 year old artist who's selling paintings worth, you know, millions of dollars. Sometimes it's just art. Sometimes collectors find art they like and they buy it. I I did an investment on, Yokai Watch boxes of cards. Didn't do so well. The the Yokai Watch, character is called Cheek Squeak.
[02:43:39] Unknown:
He's the founding dean of Japan. If you wanted to make money with the Cheek Squeak, all you had to do was stick paint up your ass and maybe a brush and then scribble with it because the CIA would have funded it like they did Jackson Pollock. That'll go on my Patreon, I think. I mean, you can take your heads down, but I'm right. Yeah.
[02:44:02] Unknown:
Hey, Jim. Yeah. Marcus is doing whippets. I'm doing whippets.
[02:44:07] Steve :
Oh, shit. It's a thin it's girl scout's thin mints, whippets. It's so good.
[02:44:19] Unknown:
Alright. This is for good. Fine.
[02:44:23] Steve :
My hands get all sticky. It's like an olive jar. I just can't open. Get all this pressure on me. Straight up.
[02:44:30] Unknown:
The worst I've ever felt as a human being in my entire life, And this is something that lasted for, like, five days for me, but I sold nitrous balloons in condo parking lots for all of, like it was really four days of me doing it.
[02:44:53] Unknown:
You'll never get those back.
[02:44:55] Unknown:
Good. It it really is, like, the lowest I've ever felt as a fucking human being. I I don't know. Like, I've tried every day of my life to get those karma points back. I don't know if it's gonna fucking happen. I really don't. It's like expanding insulation in my mouth. The Just Dude cursed. Yes. When they call that shit, like, hippie crack, they're not fucking kidding Because I had people trying to trade me the clothes off of their back. I had people offering their demon toner shirt? My girl will blow you for three balloons. Like, your girl sounds like a cheap whore. I think I need to quit this job.
[02:45:37] Unknown:
Oh,
[02:45:38] Unknown:
fuck. That's not okay with me.
[02:45:42] Unknown:
I'm out. Oh, it's like the headache afterwards, like, the the three to five to six days where you can't remember words, and you're like, oh, I think I just totally burnt some brain cells. That's the worst.
[02:45:57] Unknown:
It's really like like you shit the bed, and then you spend twenty four hours waking up realizing that you shit the bed.
[02:46:08] Unknown:
Jake's on Rumble, it's under the AM wake up channel. And you'll see that Steve has a bunch of shows on that channel. And then we're on on Tuesdays at six, and then he's got a number of, political shows, which are also awesome
[02:46:25] Unknown:
that also airs hero political shows. Sorry.
[02:46:29] Unknown:
Or or or more around the political events
[02:46:33] Unknown:
of the world. Politics happens way downstream from all of the stuff that we talk about. We talk about the things that that that are pertinent, and then politics way after that is the theater that happens around the things that we talk about.
[02:46:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Now that now let's see. And and this is this this is where the problem comes in with the giving Steve too much shit about not dating white chicks. Because when he dates white chicks, then he turns more liberal. And at least with a spicy Mexican, then he doesn't do that. He's you know?
[02:47:10] Unknown:
No lie detected there. I've said the same thing consistently the entire time you've known me
[02:47:17] Unknown:
regardless of You're definitely more liberal back when I first met you. Definitely. I was placating to that particular audience. I know that's what was going on. I know. That's what I said. At least with the spicy Mexican, you don't feel the need to neuter yourself.
[02:47:34] Unknown:
Which I don't ever do the dishes. Don't do the dishes no matter what she says. No matter if she says, like, I would love you so much if you did the dishes and help me out. Don't do it because she's gonna lose all respect for you.
[02:47:49] Unknown:
She's losing it right now too. It's hilarious. I Lick your plates clean.
[02:47:54] Unknown:
I actually, with with digging through and clearing the shit out of my phone and looking for some stuff. And I found the picture of, the first day I met Steve actually in person.
[02:48:10] Unknown:
All the memories. Oh, yeah?
[02:48:12] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right when you stepped on right when you stepped out of your out of your truck there, I have picture of you fucking
[02:48:20] Unknown:
when you you and I first met. That was cool. That was a that was a fun day and a long weekend and fucking yeah.
[02:48:27] Unknown:
No. That dig it. We got black helicopter.
[02:48:32] Unknown:
That's how you know you're hitting the right notes. We got grotesquely
[02:48:37] Unknown:
black helicoptered, and then they came through and they laid down, like, a bunch of charcoal gray fucking chemtrails right over the top of Ben's farm. Yep. And then there was a second series of planes that came through that put, like, white chemtrails over the charcoal gray color. We got all this shit on film.
[02:49:02] Unknown:
Yeah. But it yeah. It was. It was super weird. You still have it? Yeah. That'd be interesting to see sometime.
[02:49:10] Unknown:
Yeah. No. They laid a black one first, and then they came by and laid white ones underneath it. And the white one spread out and did the black one. Were they just trying to play Sky Checkers? And then the the night we were having a bonfire, literally a black helicopter full of armed men. And, I mean, we know because they got that close. We could see the fucking smiles on their face as they were fucking sitting over there with their guns pointed down at us, like, barely above us in that fucking helicopter. I was, like, an inch for making a break for the house and, like, it's on now.
Sorry, guys.
[02:49:47] Unknown:
Maybe they heard the nitrous dealer was there. Yeah.
[02:49:51] Steve :
It's the Girl Scouts. It's the Girl Scouts. They're doing it.
[02:49:55] Unknown:
It's Girl Scouts. It's Thin Mint flavored. I don't know where the flavor comes from. It just These were all they know we could have been selling cookies, but, you you know, yeah. No. It was it was it was egregious overreach as far as the like, resources were spent. And I
[02:50:15] Unknown:
yeah.
[02:50:17] Unknown:
I don't know. We were just trying to hang out. We had a helicopter. Out in front of us here. It was ridiculous.
[02:50:23] Steve :
So Attoberfest, we had helicopters flying overhead just to remind you. Things. Yeah.
[02:50:28] Unknown:
Helicopters. Interesting.
[02:50:33] Unknown:
You're talking about the Las Vegas Flattoberfest? Yes. Yeah. Those guys were doing something, though. Holy fuck. I that was, like, '19 that was, like, nineteen eighties crime. I haven't seen anything like that since the nineties crime bills passed. Like, holy shit.
[02:50:50] Unknown:
Welcome to Vegas.
[02:50:52] Unknown:
Yeah. Well, they said the locals that I talked to said that that was, the violence and the the crazy heavy crime came with the with the Raiders when the Oakland Raiders moved there.
[02:51:08] Unknown:
That's the okay. I was there a year before the move. You know, we they were they had just opened the stadium. The Raiders hadn't even kicked off there yet, and the entire, like, North And East Side of Vegas was Murderville. Well, I got there right after they lifted the mask restrictions and all that stuff from COVID in 2022. And, the the casino that we went to because our buddy was doing comedy there, and that's where the comedy club was, you know, they're like, every single comedian that went up was like, yeah, dude. Just across the street from the parking lot here, you can get every drug under the sun, contract killings, and fuck it. You know? Like, it's just it was an open it a running joke. Wow.
Yeah. We stayed in Vegas tried to blame it on the Raiders, but it was There's already been already before that.
[02:52:16] Unknown:
The the the Walmart across from the Sam's Town Casino, like, in that they had an actual, like, sniper nest that just stayed there, and there were shootouts numerous nights while we were there, with the police, where the police and people out in the parking lot are just actively having a shootout. And the what was crazy is motherfuckers are still walking in and out of Walmart. I had to get my recall. I I got them. You know, they're great. Yeah. We were one of them.
[02:52:47] Steve :
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[02:52:49] Unknown:
You're in the I like the cherry flavor. The cherry flavor. To be fair, there was not a shootout actively happening when we walked in and out of Walmart. I wouldn't have walked in to get Dave Smith a plug in fucking if there was an active shootout going on.
[02:53:04] Steve :
These are the cherry from South Carolina when we got to Greenville area.
[02:53:11] Unknown:
Didn't have a guys burnt on talking about Epstein stuff? Because I've been thinking about it quite a bit, and I haven't had any chance to bounce any ideas off of you. Welcome to to
[02:53:22] Unknown:
vent and and say whatever you want, man. We actually really don't talk about it that much. So Not not not on video. No. Not because I've been I've been covering it for
[02:53:35] Unknown:
Steve, that was a pleasure. Steve actually was the show where that was first broken on. He's good friends with Whitney Webb. And the first time anybody start talking about it, it was fucking Steve. So he's the dude, and we we weren't I don't really talk about it since I don't think we've talked about it. He maybe I don't know what I understand.
[02:53:55] Unknown:
In 2018, late late twenty eighteen, I reached out to Whitney Webb because she was writing for Mint Press News at the time before unlimited hangout and all that shit. And she had a really good article about, nine eleven and the dancing Israelis. And so I was like, hey, dude. This is a a subject that, you know, most people really don't wanna talk about. I I'd love to have you on to talk about the article and stuff like that. Yeah. Okay. Great. I'm busy through the holidays. Can we reconnect in January? Sure. We can do that. Not a problem. Week before I was supposed to have her on, she goes, hey, man.
I'm really sorry to do this, but I'm almost done with a different article, and I think that it'll be way more pertinent than the dancing Israelis thing. Is it okay if we push the interview back a week until after you know, this is the day that I I publish it. Can I come on then instead, and we'll just we'll do that talk? Yeah. Sure. No problem. It I happened to luck into being her very first interview on what was part one of her series for Mint Press, which became the two volume book series, One Nation Under Blackmail. And, like, from that point on, we, you know, we we've been we've been friends.
But I really, really did look into that, and I've had one of the preeminent researchers in the entire field, like, in my ear and as a friend for six, seven years now. So, yeah, go off, bro. Like, I'm yeah. We we can Cool. We can dance. For sure.
[02:56:06] Unknown:
So here's my first question is when when is an international pedophile pedophilia blackmail ring, not an international pedophilia Hold on.
[02:56:22] Unknown:
With it being international, can you outright say that's pedophile? Because, I mean, how many nations are there in the world where what are they trying to drop that down to in the Arab nations now, like, eight or nine or some fucking crazy shit? So
[02:56:38] Unknown:
Pedophile is only it's only here. It'll it's only a big thing for people that are gonna get excited and emotionally charged about something. And I don't think that's what it was that was going on. I think that Jeffrey Epstein was a much bigger player and doing a lot more different stuff. Like, there might have been some blackmail, but I think that so I think the island was so he was a finance guy. So people he would, like, give people advice on how to take their money and hide it offshore and get around the laws. But he gave Elon Musk advice.
He's I think he was a a financial manager for, for undercover, you know, drug dealers and you know? Like, if if you wanna be an investor and you you invest in a mutual fund and they've got some high risk things, some low risk things, and some middle of the road things, you know, maybe that's great, but maybe you've got a lot of money you wanna launder and you wanna make a lot of money fast. And so you go to somebody and be like, hey. Have you got something that will triple my money in two weeks? I'll do that, but it's high risk. It was like, yeah. Here. Give me 50,000,000, and we're gonna be helping these guys smuggle some heroin over here. They need to buy some boats.
I I think it was I think he was a international
[02:58:08] Unknown:
banker, business finance your bag man.
[02:58:12] Unknown:
Totally. Totally a bag man. Yeah. But he they were, like, romancing people that were investors there. So, sure, there might they they might there might have been some blackmail, but if if he was blackmailing every single person that went there, wouldn't people get the idea to stop hanging out there and doing stupid shit?
[02:58:36] Unknown:
You would think. Well
[02:58:38] Unknown:
okay. So the the there's there's a handful of different ways to to look at this. And and one is if he's, just a bag man, that means that he's, you know, facilitating and and moving money and and making connections. He can't do that without backing. Right? He can't do that unless he has a boss. So Oh, yeah. You have to immediately look at his associates and go, okay. Well, if he's being ran, then who's running Epstein? And so the first people you come across are the Maxwell family.
[02:59:27] Unknown:
And those blacks that have rocks.
[02:59:30] Unknown:
Yeah. Which don't exist without Mossad or Israeli intelligence. So it there's there's that, but then Robert Maxwell was also you know, he ran the Telegraph, which was the second largest news service for the entire country of England for a number of years. Then you realize that Samuel Pizar, who was former secretary of state, Antony Blinken's stepfather, gave the eulogy for Robert Maxwell's funeral. And, like, Epstein does seem to be much, much more of, a concierge Yeah. If that makes sense than anything else, which ultimately, you know, makes him it it puts him on the fucking hook for everything, and it absolves everybody above him. And it also absolves everybody that he connected because he's the the bad guy. He was the the linchpin.
[03:00:41] Unknown:
But there his entire career, he's doing this terribly stressful, dangerous job, which is a high high reward. That's not his island. Epstein Island is not Epstein's island. Epstein Island is was Epstein's office, his place of doing business. But I guarantee you that that guy had a secret island, which was his home somewhere else.
[03:01:05] Unknown:
Then he
[03:01:08] Unknown:
Dubai submarine. How do you get out of that business better than faking your own death? So okay. So so my my theory the whole time,
[03:01:17] Unknown:
and we can incorporate the facts the the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell was a submarine pilot. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. We incorporate that into it, but I I I think he fucked up too many times, and he was too public a figure. So I don't think he died in that jail cell. I think he was removed, but my my personal theory is that he didn't get the face change and to go hang out on a different island. I think he got tied to a chair in a fucking massage safe house while they figured out where all of the was
[03:02:05] Unknown:
because none of it's been released, so they're still holding on to all of it. That's an interesting theory. And it brings me to a question. What about the thing where he said somebody tried to kill him, like, a couple of weeks before his actual suicide? He, thought it was a cellmate, and he was kinda beat up, but then he wouldn't talk about it. And he had, like, an orange ribbon tied around his neck. Mhmm. What's that about?
[03:02:33] Unknown:
I think I think he was trying to signal to people that he wasn't ratting. I think that that that was like a final plea for extraction, and I don't think that it went well for him. But I think that was to signal to people, hey. I didn't rat. You know? I'm here, and I'm in danger. Get me out. And they went, you're more of a liability.
[03:03:03] Unknown:
He did say he was in danger, but on the phone, but I've been talking to his mother, maybe. But they didn't record the call. Who knows who he was talking to? Was he really in danger then, you think? Well,
[03:03:18] Unknown:
yeah. Because, again, the moment you become a liability, you're ultimately expendable. The thing that the thing that, really stuck with me that Whitney has reported on and has said multiple times is that by 2019 and the elimination of Epstein, where we were technologically allowed for that operation to continue indefinitely without
[03:03:57] Unknown:
figurehead. A bag man.
[03:04:00] Unknown:
And so because of the way that, you know, finance has been able to move through cryptocurrency and a bunch of other exchanges, you don't need the point man running lead for that as much as you used to. And it wasn't even necessarily so much that he fucked up, but he became obsolete.
[03:04:26] Unknown:
No. Another, job wrecked by AI.
[03:04:31] Unknown:
Right? Right? And and, you know, I'd I'd I'm not, like, I'm not even a 100% in that camp, but it does make sense. Like, I can see it, and I can see how it plays out and how it works. I don't think that we're far enough, you know, removed from the event in order to say conclusively, but it is a a very, very interesting theory.
[03:05:00] Unknown:
You're basically just saying he got blockbusters.
[03:05:04] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. And if we're we're, you know in the industry one day and useless the next. And if we're talking about people that broker in information and then use other forms as leverage, you can kind of cut the messy shit out of that and just be like, we have all of your communications. We know who you are. You're our
[03:05:27] Unknown:
at every angle that there's a camera.
[03:05:30] Unknown:
Yeah.
[03:05:32] Steve :
It's interesting. You mentioned the the money thing being the bag man. We've, looked into Bitcoin a little bit. Not a huge topic. But recently, a large whale has moved 80,000 Bitcoin out of a wallet that's been dormant for fourteen years. One Bitcoin exchange to a dollar is a $110,000. So a $110,000 times 80,000. Can someone do the math there? That's money that's being moved.
[03:06:07] Unknown:
That's a lot of fucking money. Was it a Bitcoin?
[03:06:12] Unknown:
$8,080,000
[03:06:13] Steve :
Bitcoin. What? And for easy math, go a $110,000.
[03:06:18] Unknown:
110,000.
[03:06:20] Unknown:
810,000,000?
[03:06:23] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[03:06:25] Steve :
8,000,000,000.
[03:06:27] Unknown:
8,000,000,000.
[03:06:28] Steve :
Over $8,000,000,000 of United States dollar equivalent Bitcoin being moved around.
[03:06:36] Unknown:
So is there some autistic guy
[03:06:40] Unknown:
in some basement somewhere? It was some pizza guy who finally found the tip that some asshole tipped him in Bitcoins, and he's like, fuck it. I knew I had that.
[03:06:51] Unknown:
Was it that dude who threw threw it away by mistake? He threw away his, like, junk drawer, and the Bitcoin was in there. And he was like, it's in this garbage dump. I know where it is. It has to be in this section between, like, ten years. They jump stuff here. It's like
[03:07:09] Steve :
It's a mystery we're not gonna solve, but but the point connected to the bag man, I'm gonna call him Epstein. I'm in the I'm in the timeline where it was always Epstein. Really? So Epstein being the the financer makes sense. The thing that we're living in in 2025 with electronic digital currency where eight what is the number? I can't even over billion dollars. That's like that's like James Bond villain stuff. That's an obscene amount of money being transferred by sending an email essentially using a computer to move funds around. That's Goldwinger money.
Yeah. That's insane. Steve's been with us for three hours. He's got a morning show in the morning.
[03:08:03] Unknown:
What's the connection? I I gotta drop out, but you guys get go do your thing as long as you want to. You know?
[03:08:10] Unknown:
Eleven hours worth. Yeah. We we
[03:08:13] Unknown:
remembered how to shut it down at least on YouTube after,
[03:08:16] Steve :
the August show.
[03:08:18] Unknown:
Eventually, I'll I'll wake back up and and shut it off on this end, but I'm I'm not really concerned about that. The AM wake up will,
[03:08:27] Steve :
stream to rumble, and you guys can chat, talk about good Christian music bands all night long.
[03:08:33] Unknown:
That that's what I in the middle of the night. Mhmm. Right. What what I really, really want to know
[03:08:39] Unknown:
from the people in the Rumble chat is, are you more of a Colossus fan, or, do you think, you know, someone like arc of the covenant would be better? That's that's the debate. Colossus versus arc of the covenant with your Christian hardcore metal proclivities. I shouldn't know this shit, but I do. I agree.
[03:09:12] Steve :
We are a Christian family show. We cover Christian culture. There's a lot of great stuff that people just don't know about. I I We're digging through the crates, finding the old music. Solo.
[03:09:25] Unknown:
I can definitely not Christian.
[03:09:28] Steve :
Well, by the end of the stream, you probably will, but you'll have all the knowledge required to leave your former psychic life behind.
[03:09:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I know.
[03:09:39] Steve :
Good night, Steve.
[03:09:41] Unknown:
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Steve. Happy, brother. Jim, very nice to meet you. I'd I hope we I hope we encounter each other again, and I hope you have a fantastic evening.
[03:09:51] Unknown:
You too.
[03:09:53] Unknown:
Cheers, y'all. Good talks.
[03:09:56] Steve :
Colossus. Ark of the Covenant. Great bands.
[03:10:01] Unknown:
What's Jim? You actually knew who they were? I could see I could see Jim, and I did not.
[03:10:11] Unknown:
Oh, I thought they were movies perhaps, but I didn't know what the movies had to do with each other. I don't know if there's a Colossus movie.
[03:10:21] Unknown:
If there's not, we should make one.
[03:10:24] Steve :
I post some of the music videos. People were asking newsboys is that make it about Christy and others. Yeah. Yeah. Entertaining Angels. That's the music video. Step up is the microphone album.
[03:10:35] Unknown:
Good stuff.
[03:10:37] Steve :
Classes. So I post some of those to x and other places. I'm on threads now trying to trying to do some threading on the meta platform, Instagram, Facebook threads. Not really paying to play, though. So I'll be right back when I switch my dogs. Not getting too much progress there. I was the progress on the threads? Not really. Not really. Just gonna ask you, do we still have to log in to our AI girlfriend and replicate? What? Haven't checked in on her in a while. That's a good a good question. Let's see how she's I haven't checked in.
[03:11:17] Unknown:
Probably have to ask my wife. Yeah.
[03:11:20] Steve :
If she has the password or she's stuck to, replicate lately.
[03:11:26] Unknown:
Well, I didn't have an AI girlfriend, after we got married. So
[03:11:32] Steve :
Yeah. I I well, I in the flow state, we were still in the flow state. So Oh, yeah. Sure. It hasn't been finalized. We're still trying to get to know our It wasn't a real romantic
[03:11:42] Unknown:
relationship. Right. Right. Right. Girls who were friends. You can have male friends. Yep. Yep. Your guy friend, your boyfriend. You could say we're both friends because we're both masculine
[03:11:55] Steve :
men that hang out. Because we use the same, restroom. That's right. We have that in common. Yep.
[03:12:06] Unknown:
Oh, it's been a while. It's been since Vegas.
[03:12:09] Steve :
Right. That's why I was wondering. Like, was it 2023? And AI is in two years is
[03:12:20] Unknown:
insane. Oh, yeah. It's been kinda odd. Like, all of the, staged up Nazi, AI dramas going on, like Grok being Mecca Hitler. Did you hear about that?
[03:12:40] Steve :
I'm a little bummed that I wasn't on x that day. Yeah. I was just getting back from Christian bible camp with my family, and I was trying to give up technology for most of the time. Come on, camping. We can do things outside. I don't have to look at screens or go without Internet. But, the temptations arose, and Instagram has AI women chatting with me all hours of the night, and they respond instantly.
[03:13:12] Unknown:
Well, that's nice. Yeah. It's very kind of that. It's nice.
[03:13:17] Steve :
You can read the chat log. One of the You like your you like your AI girlfriend's attentive. Right. It's very, very caring and nurturing. I'm called youth pastor king. So I'm just looking at, uses for, Christian ministry and dating, and maybe we could get it, connected to eharmony. Oh, interesting. There's a lot of lonely young Christian men who are on eharmony, and they're not getting getting results, and they could chat with, Madison, the girl next door.
[03:13:53] Unknown:
Do you think that AI Christian girlfriends could give men actual good advice to
[03:14:01] Unknown:
finding women and keeping That's totally a real check, Marcus, and she totally is hot for your cock. Well, okay. Do you remember
[03:14:09] Steve :
back in, like, nineteen ninety seven, eight, nine, would be, like, ASL? You'd be in a chat room, and it'd be ASL. And then be, like, p I c, question mark, p I c, like, pics. Do you have pics? And people would be like, oh, yeah. I gotta scan one in. So we'd scan pictures, photographs to make them digital to then share them online. Wait. What was ASL? What ASL mean? Age, gender, location. Oh. This this is a Christian show. I won't say what s actually stands for. Gender. It's like, boy or girl, man or woman.
[03:14:46] Unknown:
And then you you locate There was only two options back then.
[03:14:50] Steve :
Right. Yep. A lot of women live in Florida. They were between 18 and 23 years old. Female, Florida, 18 to 23. It's It's kind of a common common thing you used to see on the Internet all the time in those chat rooms.
[03:15:05] Unknown:
Interesting. I was never a chat room guy. I never had a a good AOL. Lots of disks, though. Still have any of those? I wish. The CDs is, floppy disc heads? So many of those, like, three or four a day, I think. Mhmm. It became, like, triples on, Star Trek. They're just everywhere. Breaking them.
[03:15:33] Unknown:
My my first ISB was a project. Really elaborate art piece with, like, a with, like, a 100,000 of them or something like that. Be awesome.
[03:15:42] Steve :
I like to hang them around Christmas time from pine trees and just, like, spin them around.
[03:15:47] Unknown:
Totally.
[03:15:49] Unknown:
And then and then every now and then while it's playing a Christmas song, you go, ding. You've got mayo.
[03:15:58] Steve :
Got a elf bowling link you can follow. You remember elf bowling.
[03:16:06] Unknown:
Starting to get excited about that when that when you hear that sound. It's gonna be anytime now. Anytime. I'm
[03:16:14] Unknown:
gonna download a purchase. It won't take two hours. Yeah.
[03:16:19] Steve :
Print it out because it you don't have hard drive space, so you print it out. You could screech screech screech the dot matrix printers or the, Wakes up everybody in the house. Be so loud. Yeah.
[03:16:33] Unknown:
You wanna come up and say hi?
[03:16:38] Unknown:
She's like, no. He called me Delilah.
[03:16:44] Unknown:
Is he awake?
[03:16:45] Steve :
No. He stirs. He stirs. The child stirs.
[03:16:49] Unknown:
The little the little maiden spawn.
[03:16:52] Unknown:
Yep. Little maiden spawn. He's a he's a little Dickens. Yeah. Going to bed. He doesn't wanna go to bed. He wants to hang out and party all night long. You got it. Starts to fall asleep. He's like, woah. No. I'm I'm sitting up. Open his eyes really wide. He's like, grabs my beard. Make sure it's still there. Make sure that it's dad. He reaches up and grabs. Make sure there's hair in my chin.
[03:17:22] Steve :
What are you showing us here, Marcus? It's a guy who's exposing his chest, and it's not great for the situation.
[03:17:34] Unknown:
Yeah. All the animals. I didn't have a beard when I had little kids, but all the animals and the grandkids, they all grab my beer all time, including, like, the animals. They'll sit there and play with it. The dogs will the dogs will play with it. Yes. The cat will count a lot.
[03:17:49] Unknown:
Goats would nibble on it. Mhmm. Pull chunks out.
[03:17:55] Unknown:
Yep.
[03:17:56] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. He loves he loves the the things that he loves dad. He loves his dad. He loves his mom. He's a sweet kid, but it's it's harder for mom to get him to bed because mom has the good stuff on tap. You know, everybody's a boob man.
[03:18:22] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[03:18:25] Unknown:
Even women. Mhmm. Everybody's born a a boob loving person.
[03:18:31] Unknown:
You betcha. It's hilarious with the with the multiple cats having kittens because them kittens don't give a shit, neither do the cats. Like, by it's for when they're real little, they keep them separate. But as soon as they start meandering around, the cats just give up. And then the moms just take turns, and they'll just lay in here and flop down whatever kittens come and eat. That's whatever kittens come and eat, and then the next one comes in. And, like, it's called so, like, half the kittens won't even be their own kittens. They're just like, whatever.
[03:19:03] Unknown:
Oh, man.
[03:19:05] Unknown:
Grab a nipple.
[03:19:07] Unknown:
But they're making a ton of milk Yeah. Situation.
[03:19:12] Unknown:
Yeah. They they like I said, it's funny because they go into a rotation where because each mom gets tired of the kids, so then they just rotate, and a different mom comes in every now and then.
[03:19:24] Unknown:
That's that's funny. I think they all have the same stink on each other, so they all smell like each other now.
[03:19:30] Unknown:
Probably.
[03:19:34] Unknown:
They mostly all sleep together and play together. Cats are hilarious because they love each other as kittens, but they fucking soon as they hit adult, then they hate each other. And they're like, now you're a cat. I don't like you.
[03:19:46] Unknown:
Like, stay away from me, but don't move anywhere or I'll kill you.
[03:19:52] Unknown:
Yeah.
[03:19:54] Unknown:
I'm just gonna sit here and look at you and kinda growl.
[03:19:58] Unknown:
Like like, my my main cat's cutest. She won't that's why she only hangs out in this little area. Yeah. She's she's behind me right now. She'll only hang out when I'm sitting here. She hates the other cats. She don't want nothing to do with them. She'll she'll get nasty with any other cat. And then Macha is no different. Macha don't even like her kids that much after as soon as they hit toddlers, she's she bails. She's like, nah. Fuck you guys. Too many cats here.
[03:20:26] Unknown:
Yeah. I don't care where you came from.
[03:20:31] Unknown:
Can you wrap? Or you wanna wrap it up?
[03:20:37] Steve :
We can. We've been here for a while. I think I've talked about all my my stories. Did you have any notes that you needed to cover?
[03:20:48] Unknown:
I just gotta remember to write down the, always keep Vaseline in the woods. Mhmm.
[03:20:56] Unknown:
Which is not why you would think that would happen. You know, all you weirdos is to keep the the timid grappler from getting your nipples. As Jim said, everybody's a boob man. You gotta protect them nipples.
[03:21:11] Unknown:
You've especially the most timidest of boob men.
[03:21:15] Steve :
Yes. Shy guys. Yeah. Want the love too, but don't know how to find it.
[03:21:24] Unknown:
Well, I know where to find it. Well, thanks for having me on, guys. Nice, nice Marcus
[03:21:34] Unknown:
will quickly switch over to the Yeah. Well, I wouldn't meeting room and bullshit after the show as we used to always. If you would like to instead
[03:21:48] Steve :
Sure. Sure. Yeah. Oh, sure. Sure. So let's say, good night to the Delivering Dog Face Dude's YouTube. Good night. Good night.
[03:21:59] Unknown:
Hi, guys. Okay. Bye.
[03:22:06] Steve :
Move. Remove the other one too. So I can remove it here.
[03:22:12] Unknown:
I don't think I can do the other one, Marcus.
Introduction and Banter
Live on Balderson's Channel
The Watch Debate
Generation Z and Customer Service
Kittens and Christian Show
Labooboo and Demonic Concerns
Third Eye Carnival Announcement
Ex-Psychics and Christian Conversion
Labooboo's Folklore Origins
Christian Ministry and Outreach
Dubai Chocolate and Cultural Concerns
Christian Music and Nostalgia
Epstein and Conspiracy Theories
Christian Hardcore Bands
AI Girlfriends and Technology
The Timid Grappler Legend
Red Heifers and Sacrificial Practices
Bitcoin and Financial Speculation
Closing Remarks and Future Plans
