The Episode YouTube Doesn't Want You to Listen To
Streamed Live on March 18, 2025 as Episode 29
Nothing Burgers and Public Executions: A Deep Dive
Ever feel like the world is becoming a bizarre, interconnected circus of memes, politics, and outright chaos? There’s a podcast that not only agrees but has reserved a front-row seat. Welcome to the Dogface Dudes, a show that fearlessly jumps the guardrails of conventional discourse to explore the ideas everyone else is too nervous to touch.
The Justice System Unmasked
A deep dive into criminal justice reform starts with the concept of victimless crimes and accelerates into heated debates on sex offender punishment, the castration debate, and even the shocking history of public executions. They ask the questions about federal judges and power that mainstream shows won't.
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The world of digital currency is under the microscope, from the hilarious absurdity of Trump Coin and Melania Coin to the serious dangers of cryptocurrency scams. They break down the DAO failure, the legacy of Gavin Andresen's early Bitcoin presentation, and the stability of assets like USDC.
The Free Speech War
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Culture, Politics, and the Groypers
The discussion gets into the fray of modern political extremism, analyzing movements like the Groypers, the futility of appealing to the middle, and the art of political dual signaling. Plus, a truly unique analysis of Will Smith—from his podcast and album to the infamous slap and the legacy of the Fresh Prince—sparks a deeper conversation on language, dialects, and even colorblindness.
Global Intrigue
The lens widens to examine the CIA and In-Q-Tel, the Wagner Group, Israeli politics under Netanyahu, and the fascinating politics of name changes and official language debates—including a look at Cyrillic script and English spelling variations.
But it’s not all heavy lifting. The Third Eye Carnival is also about building a community and living freely. They share:
This podcast is a beacon for anti-establishment views, and anyone seeking independent media that prioritizes genuine political discourse over narrative. It’s a call to think critically, laugh loudly, and perhaps start reseeding your own riverbank—both literally and metaphorically.
Ready to step into the Carnival? Listen to the latest episode wherever you get your podcasts, and join a community that isn’t afraid to discuss everything from societal dysfunction to the perfect spice blend.
Streamed Live on March 18, 2025 as Episode 29
Nothing Burgers and Public Executions: A Deep Dive
- Saint Patrick's Day Stereotypes and Celebrity Culture
- From Nothing Burgers to Will Smith: A Cultural Commentary
- Public Executions and Irish Stereotypes: A Comedic Exploration
- Celebrity Culture and Historical Files: A Humorous Take
- "Habanero Sauce, Crypto Scams, and Proud Boy Kryptonite"
- "The Full Ghosting and the Future of Free Speech"
- "Reseeding the Riverbank: Chaos, Comedy, and Carnival Plans"
- "Victimless Crimes, Trump Coin, & Will Smith Albums Nobody Asked For"
- "Live from the Edge: Off-Grid Rants and Telegram Tribes"
- "Carnival Talk, Crypto Crashes, and the Primary Hole Debate"
- "Hall Monitors and the Middle Ground We Lost"
- "From Wood Burners to Weinstein"
Ever feel like the world is becoming a bizarre, interconnected circus of memes, politics, and outright chaos? There’s a podcast that not only agrees but has reserved a front-row seat. Welcome to the Dogface Dudes, a show that fearlessly jumps the guardrails of conventional discourse to explore the ideas everyone else is too nervous to touch.
The Justice System Unmasked
A deep dive into criminal justice reform starts with the concept of victimless crimes and accelerates into heated debates on sex offender punishment, the castration debate, and even the shocking history of public executions. They ask the questions about federal judges and power that mainstream shows won't.
The Crypto Carnival
The world of digital currency is under the microscope, from the hilarious absurdity of Trump Coin and Melania Coin to the serious dangers of cryptocurrency scams. They break down the DAO failure, the legacy of Gavin Andresen's early Bitcoin presentation, and the stability of assets like USDC.
The Free Speech War
In an age of YouTube censorship, where do we turn? The podcast explores platforms like Rumble and the importance of internet freedom, satire, and comedy as essential tools against media manipulation and content moderation overreach.
Culture, Politics, and the Groypers
The discussion gets into the fray of modern political extremism, analyzing movements like the Groypers, the futility of appealing to the middle, and the art of political dual signaling. Plus, a truly unique analysis of Will Smith—from his podcast and album to the infamous slap and the legacy of the Fresh Prince—sparks a deeper conversation on language, dialects, and even colorblindness.
Global Intrigue
The lens widens to examine the CIA and In-Q-Tel, the Wagner Group, Israeli politics under Netanyahu, and the fascinating politics of name changes and official language debates—including a look at Cyrillic script and English spelling variations.
But it’s not all heavy lifting. The Third Eye Carnival is also about building a community and living freely. They share:
- A legitimately amazing habanero barbecue sauce recipe (including the dangerously delicious Hard R variant).
- Tips on off-grid living and technology.
- The importance of live music events and comedy shows.
This podcast is a beacon for anti-establishment views, and anyone seeking independent media that prioritizes genuine political discourse over narrative. It’s a call to think critically, laugh loudly, and perhaps start reseeding your own riverbank—both literally and metaphorically.
Ready to step into the Carnival? Listen to the latest episode wherever you get your podcasts, and join a community that isn’t afraid to discuss everything from societal dysfunction to the perfect spice blend.
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Unknown:
Yo. 19.
[00:00:08] Unknown:
Come now, dude. 9, dude.
[00:00:39] Unknown:
9. 30. 8.
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7. 30. 5. 4. 3. 2, 1, fight.
[00:00:55] Unknown:
There we are. Almost.
[00:00:59] Unknown:
No. We're here. Tuesday, March 18. This is number 29. Did you guys get a nothing burger
[00:01:10] Unknown:
to eat? Oh, for for my my what I ordered a an Epstein files burger and a JFK files burger, but all I got was a nothing burger. Yeah.
[00:01:22] Unknown:
You're muted, brother. Not even buns.
[00:01:26] Benjamin Balderson:
You got a full side of Israeli bullshit.
[00:01:29] Unknown:
No. And a Yemeni massacre. Yeah. So what am I really complaining for?
[00:01:37] Benjamin Balderson:
You got something?
[00:01:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Are
[00:01:43] Unknown:
you guys following any, executions? I think Jesse Hoffman's maybe getting a final meal. It's hard to know. We hype these things up, and then they and they delay them. Through, three executions
[00:01:58] Benjamin Balderson:
while I was in prison, and I was there while it was they were there. It's, it's it's not pleasant. It's weird. I I'm not really trying to
[00:02:10] Unknown:
You feel the the air change?
[00:02:12] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows when he dies. Yeah. The whole place goes quiet, and then everybody starts screaming like maniacs.
[00:02:21] Unknown:
I started reading a little bit about it, and as soon as I started seeing the paraphernalia, I'm like, and they show the the sanitized pictures without any people in it. That's even more haunting. I think that's, effective enough. They say that the point of the the execution is to be public to show that there is, you know, justice or, you know, your actions will have consequences.
[00:02:48] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I mean, I do understand that part. I would also use public displays. Mhmm.
[00:02:55] Unknown:
It's a really interesting thing, man. I I remember my grandfather talking, about being in the audience for a public hanging when he was a kid.
[00:03:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Wow.
[00:03:12] Unknown:
Yeah. And, like, how that hit him and talking about, like, the app like, the atmosphere of the crowd was like, oh, wow. We're gonna see some shit. You know? Yep. Yep. And
[00:03:26] Benjamin Balderson:
Great. Everyone, everybody can pretend like they're they're above that, but who looks away from a train crash? No. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. You know?
[00:03:36] Unknown:
No. The reason traffic slows when there's a semi truck and two motorcycles and three cars stacked up on the freeway is because everybody wants to try to catch a glimpse of something that they hope to never have to go through.
[00:03:51] Benjamin Balderson:
And then and then like you said, it just leaves an indelible mark that, you don't wanna be that dude. That that's not you you don't wanna be that one. I mean, I think that's probably why they held it publicly
[00:04:04] Unknown:
so you could watch someone do the jig of death. Yeah. You know, and be like, I don't wanna be that guy.
[00:04:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Even King Oh, and it's not just that not just you just died. I mean, if you just died, that'd be one thing. You you, you know, you make you're gonna scream. You're gonna cry most likely. You're gonna shit yourself and piss yourself and, you know, all the worst things. Everybody's gonna sit and watch you go through all the worst things and show all the worst things, and that's gonna be how they remember you. Like, that that's rough.
[00:04:43] Unknown:
Yeah. It was it was recently, you know well, just yesterday was, Saint Patrick's Day, And I meant to play this on my show, but I feel like it's also appropriate for this show. So I'm gonna pull something up here real quick, and hopefully, my inner webs will cooperate.
[00:05:12] Unknown:
Are we gonna watch Celtic pride together?
[00:05:16] Unknown:
Kind of. Okay. Kind of.
[00:05:22] Unknown:
We need a Barney Stone. Alright. You guys ready? Saint Patrick's Day. Oh. Dude, what the hell are you wearing?
[00:05:30] Unknown:
Where's an Irish? Do you think this is a little much? Like, we're just trying to have, like, a normal Saint Patrick's stuff. A little no. This is, like, real Irish. Very political, man. The political. What look at you guys. You guys are dressing like stereotypes. Look, you got the leopard cone hat. You got the suspenders. You guys are being racist. Promise we'll have a regular Saint Patrick's Day. Okay. Look. I got all the ingredients to make an Irish car bomb. Alright? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. And then, you know, maybe later, we do, you know, an actual car bomb. Oh my god. You're not even Irish. We don't have blonde hair and blue eyes. No. You look Scandinavian. Yo. I'm Irish. I'm as Irish as the piece. It's just It's just You called me an Irish Okay. You Alright. Fine. We'll do regular Irish stuff. Okay. We'll drink Guinness.
Yes. Yes. Okay. We'll we'll do shots of Jameson.
[00:06:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And then you know what? We'll kidnap a Protestant. No.
[00:06:19] Unknown:
What what would they do as a Protestant if they had one? IRA music is
[00:06:24] Benjamin Balderson:
is some of the best music. It produced some of the best music there is. It really is. It's fantastic.
[00:06:32] Unknown:
Yeah. Saint Patrick gets all the attention, but what about, Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and people who love them?
[00:06:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, you know, Saint Gertrude could come take some of my cats.
[00:06:45] Unknown:
Right? Not very stately of herd and not rescue Ben's cats.
[00:06:50] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. In fact Checkmate Catholics. There there's a whole batch of them that just popped out in my pants drawer. On my pants.
[00:07:04] Unknown:
You can't say that again.
[00:07:10] Benjamin Balderson:
I thought I heard that shit in the middle of the night. I'm like, is that a kitten? Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. What did you possibly see? The ducks? The ducks walked by?
[00:07:29] Unknown:
Sir, leprechaun in the backyard?
[00:07:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Stop.
[00:07:34] Unknown:
So is it assumed that all Irish men are,
[00:07:39] Benjamin Balderson:
heights challenged? There's Stop. No. There's
[00:07:42] Unknown:
giant fucking Irishmen. Sean Hannity is a decent example of that. He's, like, six four.
[00:07:49] Steve :
Jesus.
[00:07:50] Benjamin Balderson:
He's fucking huge. That's that's just weird in the entertainment field. Generally, people in entertainment are really small people. It's a really weird thing I've noticed.
[00:08:03] Unknown:
Bill O'Reilly's the fucking pretty massive fellow too.
[00:08:07] Benjamin Balderson:
I remember that from a a debate with Jon Stewart where Jon Stewart brought a a step stool.
[00:08:15] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. I remember that one too. Yeah. No. Bill O'Reilly's, like, 6263. maybe 56 on a good day, 57 in boots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there there are very, very large Irishmen along with, you know, those of diminutive stature.
[00:08:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, it's interesting because then you look over at Iceland over there, and those fuckers are just giants.
[00:08:48] Unknown:
And their women are tiny as fuck, dude.
[00:08:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah.
[00:08:54] Unknown:
In Icelandic girl tops out at maybe five three, five four, and her brother's fucking six foot seventy.
[00:09:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And then, like, three hundred pounds of sheer rippling muscle.
[00:09:06] Unknown:
Yeah.
[00:09:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, do you guys do anything besides throw large rocks and, like, charge?
[00:09:14] Unknown:
Sometimes we throw large logs.
[00:09:16] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Like, holy fuck. There's only, like, 300,000 people in the whole country, and and you would not want to go to war with them. Not hand to hand.
[00:09:27] Unknown:
No. It's all good. They've spent their whole lives fighting each other. Yes. Around an island.
[00:09:35] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. And and and then all winter, they're stuck indoors, and they just hang out and get pissed off. And, you know, it's it's probably like Irish. You know? You get pissed. You you hang out inside enough. You get drunk. You get drunk. You get pissed. You gotta fight with somebody and then you know? It's just how it works. I mean, kinda. Yeah. No. That's fair. Well, except for if you're on our debate show, then you can't fight with anybody. I don't know. Maybe we should be in Irish pub at this point. I don't fucking know.
[00:10:07] Unknown:
That's that's the solution. We do the show from an Irish
[00:10:12] Unknown:
pub. Yeah. Swinging in a hot green hot tub. Just foaming up.
[00:10:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Just just just yelling expletives at everybody that walks by to see who'll get in a fight with us.
[00:10:28] Unknown:
Do you think that we could leak Will Smith's new album?
[00:10:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Will Smith has a new album?
[00:10:34] Unknown:
It's been twenty years, but he's got a new album coming.
[00:10:37] Benjamin Balderson:
It's been twenty years since the Jiggy thing.
[00:10:41] Unknown:
Is it called I Promise I'm Not Gay?
[00:10:45] Unknown:
Close. It's called based on a true story, maybe.
[00:10:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Remember back in, like, the two back in, like, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air days, he was, like, the acceptable black guy? Mhmm. Like, completely completely feminized, completely gay.
[00:11:04] Unknown:
Dude, it okay. Let me see if I can find it.
[00:11:10] Unknown:
So we're gonna debate tonight what is the gayest thing about Will Smith. Or on the flip side, what is the straightest thing Will Smith has ever done?
[00:11:21] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. The gayest has gotta be getting slapped by Craig by slap bitch slapping Chris Rock in public by getting over a joke. Like like a bitch straight bitch, like, hand, like, like, yeah. It wasn't no stiff hand.
[00:11:45] Unknown:
His last album was called Lost and Found.
[00:11:49] Benjamin Balderson:
Was that the Jiggy album?
[00:11:52] Unknown:
I don't remember. I think he had a Willenium album. It's his third album.
[00:12:01] Benjamin Balderson:
He was all fine and dandy when he was, you know, back when he was actually popular as a rapper, he was doing his rap stuff was kinda silly. It was, you know, fresh fresh, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, and it was funny and silly. Prior to gangster rap, he's actually been around he's actually been doing that shit for a long time now.
[00:12:28] Unknown:
So he sings and he dances, and he was going to play Neo in the matrix, allegedly?
[00:12:35] Benjamin Balderson:
I heard that. I can't imagine that would've went near as well. Right.
[00:12:43] Unknown:
DJ Jazzy Jeff was cooler, but in the intro, the opening to Fresh Prince of Bel Air, when Will Smith is in West Philadelphia playing b ball on the court, Jazzy Jeff is in the background. The according to the story, he didn't meet Jazz until he got to Bel Air. So why why is Jazzy Jeff on the basketball court in West Philly? Why?
[00:13:21] Benjamin Balderson:
I had no idea there was a Will Smith conspiracy outside of whether he was straight or not.
[00:13:27] Unknown:
Oh, dude. That dude's gayer than a $3 bill, man. Yeah. And he transed all of his kids and all that shit. Sent him over to fucking ditty parties.
[00:13:41] Benjamin Balderson:
It's so weird how all of Hollywood's done that.
[00:13:45] Unknown:
It's pretty fucking gross.
[00:13:48] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, what what at the end of the day, it really it it it kills your future. I don't understand what they're doing to themselves. Like, I can understand a a conqueror. I can understand somebody like, you know, Genghis Khan or Atilla the Hun or somebody like that. You know? He's running around. This is mine. Everything's mine now. And I had a fucking hundred kids, and my fucking legend lives forever. I I get that. I I at least understand it. I'm not saying I wanna do it, but at least understand the the motivation behind it. I don't understand the motivation to cut in your own roots.
[00:14:29] Unknown:
Yeah. Maybe that's the the deal they take. Like, your lineage ends with you.
[00:14:44] Benjamin Balderson:
It's weird. Yeah. But, you know, I got an asshole out of kids. So, obviously, I don't get it and grandkids.
[00:15:02] Unknown:
What happened to DJ Jazzy Jeff, and he was doing electronic dance music? You know what? I mean, that's what happened.
[00:15:13] Unknown:
You know? Yeah. Nobody wants to see that. I can I can show you what happened to, DJ Jazzy Jeff at least on a feature?
[00:15:24] Benjamin Balderson:
Do you you know who I you know who got forgotten that I just seen recently that people forgot who he was because he just got forgotten? You remember Alex Stein's partner? Them two used to both go in and bomb these fucking city councils and act like jackasses, and there was a guy that used to go in with them all the time. That that guy everybody forgot who that guy is, and now they're posting posting about him like it's real.
[00:15:57] Unknown:
I don't I I don't. I mean, like, it because it wasn't Alex Stringer even though he would do the same thing. Oh, oh, I know who you're talking about, the blonde kid. Right? That one. Corey or Cody or something like that?
[00:16:16] Benjamin Balderson:
They'd go hit up the same councils and everything. Mhmm.
[00:16:21] Unknown:
Yeah. C or with a k?
[00:16:23] Unknown:
The c. This is what, DJ Jazzy Jeff was up to a couple of years ago, scratching on an RA, the Rugged Man song. That works.
[00:16:39] Unknown:
Sock drawer, VCR.
[00:16:41] Steve :
Oh, shit. One, two, yo. Yo. Back up, nigga. Back up, yo. I'm gonna give it some breath.
[00:17:28] Benjamin Balderson:
I said pry out of access before we get kicked off YouTube.
[00:17:33] Unknown:
Robots fighting gotta be dope.
[00:17:37] Unknown:
I think we're okay as long as we pause and we do a little bit of commentary.
[00:17:42] Unknown:
It's fair use. It's just for about giving us the middle finger. It's hard to tell.
[00:17:47] Unknown:
Yeah. But that is DJ Jazzy Jeff, scratching in the background. They even acknowledge it in the song. So I think as long as we, you know, pause every before a minute
[00:18:07] Benjamin Balderson:
We just won't play any Will Smith stuff. It's funny because Okay. It's funny because they've got us all gun shy on everything, and they've, for the moment, backed off unless you're, talking about small hats, it appears. They've backed off, and I don't know too many people that are getting axed right now. But then the funny thing is is they just give you enough rope to hang yourself because guys like me and Steve that had, channels that got, you know, smashed during the, 2020 nonsense. We remember that they had no problem going back through your old stuff and hammering you on your stuff that you had already set.
[00:18:54] Unknown:
Yeah.
[00:18:55] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, you could literally get three strikes all at once because they would ding you on multiple shows all at the same time, not even giving you a chance to go back and do anything about it.
[00:19:10] Unknown:
But yeah. Yeah. That was that was DJ Jazzy Jeff on on the scratch there. Yeah. And no, dude. I've had videos taken down from YouTube on the upload. Like, they let the live stream go through. But as soon as it went to upload to YouTube, they're like, no. No. No posterity for you.
[00:19:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Which seemed okay when Rockfin was a safe place to store stuff, but that that has ended.
[00:19:48] Unknown:
I can't I do I'd had somebody try yesterday, pull up an old Slow Newsday episode, and it won't even play. The error.
[00:20:00] Benjamin Balderson:
What is it with the guys named Martin and being shady with crypto shit.
[00:20:11] Unknown:
Right? Or shady in general? Shady with, like, upping the price of insulin medication by 700%.
[00:20:18] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Martins are just apparently not good people. Right?
[00:20:26] Unknown:
I don't know. Saint Martin's.
[00:20:30] Benjamin Balderson:
Just the fact that he's a saint, like like Patrick. Patrick was a giant douchebag. Piece of shit. Went and basically subjugated the Irish people and forced Chris g hitting on them because he was sour about his parents. So he went and subjugated and tortured an entire fucking people.
[00:20:56] Unknown:
You ever see Shank List go after Martin Shkreli? Oh, dude. It happened on Legion of Skanks. And so for whatever reason, the stand up comedian, Danny Polishchuk, knows and is friends with Martin Shkreli. And so when he got out of fucking jail, Danny was like, fuck it. Go on Skanks. And they had Shane Gillis in the room too. And what is that?
[00:21:31] Steve :
I do a a real question. Is the Wu Tang album because great because I will say the album they did after when they released is really good. The album's not that great. It's a double album, which automatically makes it Really? Right? Is it who's it, is it heavy on one person in particular? Is it mostly RZA? No. No. He's not even on there that much, but, I'll look I'll send you a copy. I mean Woah. I'll take that. Dude, you're the man. Come on. Send me that.
[00:21:56] Unknown:
Oh, now now you like me. Now now now liberal Hollywood chain is gone. All's forgiven.
[00:22:04] Steve :
All's forgiven. All all's forgiven. Have fucking fuck Dallas Buyers Club. If you have AIDS, stop fucking in the ass raw. You know what's go what's gonna happen. If you or take back to him or take back to him for 3¢. A fucking thing anymore. Right? What's that? AIDS isn't even a thing anymore. Now now if you pull out. Well, think mark my words. That's gonna be a lot. Misinformation
[00:22:29] Unknown:
by
[00:22:30] Steve :
Call me on that. If you pull that way early, you're good. I mean,
[00:22:33] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm just saying, like, people that even get AIDS.
[00:22:36] Unknown:
It's rarer these days. Only one percent of people with HIV ever end up getting AIDS. Twenty percent of those need our medicine. And, again, you could take the cheaper thing if you want. The guy in the shit. See, it's still fucking expensive as fuck your shit. No. It's gotten generic. So there's generics now, to my chagrin. And Did you but did you did you Do you still own it? It's a long story.
[00:22:58] Benjamin Balderson:
Wait. Hey. My chagrin. Sorry.
[00:23:01] Steve :
Why don't you want people to get medicine? I want people to get medicine. You're you're confused. He's telling you. I'm confused. But he's Sounds like I'm confused, but he did go to jail. So I think me and the judge are on the same page.
[00:23:14] Benjamin Balderson:
I mean,
[00:23:16] Steve :
I think I think
[00:23:19] Unknown:
the people who end up being federal judges and federal prosecutors were the people who were hall monitors in high school. Right. And, Yeah. But the people who raised the price of AIDS medication are fucking
[00:23:29] Steve :
dorks, dude. That sucks.
[00:23:32] Unknown:
I don't think so. I mean, I know you don't wanna get canceled again,
[00:23:35] Steve :
but the, I just What? I think that I I don't know if he's gonna get canceled for sticking on the frame.
[00:23:45] Benjamin Balderson:
That'd be the ultimate cancellation.
[00:23:47] Steve :
No. No. No. He's he he thinks I'm playing. We we don't have this debate. He thinks I'm down. I really am like He hates people's dates. No. I don't think you think it was cool. I I don't think any of I mean, listen. I don't think any of us think it was cool, but there is a Lewis does. But I will say but I will say from a business perspective, if there is a generic available, it is a weird thing to zone in on. For the I think I said I think Well, there wasn't a generic. If he wasn't if he wasn't That's new, Jay. There wasn't a generic. No. No. No. He said from the time he bought the thing It's not it's not that it does the same thing, but it's not the generic. Right? Antibiotics. Oh, okay. Well, look. I I did not do any research, but from what I It's not that complicated. I mean I did not. But it sounds like what I heard was you bought AIDS medicine and raised the price by 5000%.
[00:24:33] Unknown:
That's all true. That's fact. Okay. So that sucks. Sure.
[00:24:38] Benjamin Balderson:
I do agree that that No. I don't. Martin Martin, your rebuttal? No. I think from a I think I think no. But why doesn't it suck? I really wanna hear this. Well, I think if the average price of medicine acts. We're gonna even just him say it, but, like, that's the thing that white people hate you. Right? And we like everything about you except that. That's the one thing. There's not a single thing And I'm willing to be convinced on that. I don't give a fuck about that. I'm gonna be I don't am I. It's not gonna make or break a relationship. I'm cool with you still. Yeah. It's one thing. I've done some fucking shit. You know who I am? I just You know? Do you know who I am, Dougie? I let's say, if you had a manager that was was your comedy manager and you said Wayne Raider who has AIDS. My first comedy manager My comedy manager would be dead if it wasn't for that matter. Alright?
[00:25:19] Unknown:
He's tripping with AIDS. If you had a comedy manager who said, you know, you're great. You're wonderful. Your punch lines are fantastic. You work really hard. Man, that guy you.
[00:25:28] Benjamin Balderson:
And, you know My agent never talks to me like that. We're gonna we're gonna sell tickets for 33¢,
[00:25:34] Unknown:
and it's gonna be great. We're gonna make a lot of money together. And then you after a while, you talk to some people and say, you know, I don't think 33¢. Sense makes does going to the show save people's lives. Shane, I don't think it makes a difference.
[00:25:45] Benjamin Balderson:
All the audience is saying, in fact in fact comedy. In fact, I would say that it's even more important. Hold on. Let me just say this. Can I make this point? And this is I did actually it's I think it actually makes a point for both of you. Laughter is the best medicine.
[00:26:08] Steve :
Is that man a male slut? And those laughs only cost $29.95
[00:26:13] Unknown:
a month for his chance dish off, buddy. It it turns out your t cells won't respond loud.
[00:26:19] Steve :
Goddamn it, Marty. Goddamn it. This guy's vicious. Marty.
[00:26:26] Benjamin Balderson:
Marty, no.
[00:26:35] Unknown:
Like, just a dyed in the wool douchebag to the bitter end.
[00:26:42] Benjamin Balderson:
It it you couldn't honestly make, a better case for the why medicine should not be, obviously, something that is in the realm of of money making. Like, you that the investments and things like that, when you're when you're an investor, of course, you want your investment to make as much money in return as much as possible off of what you invested in. You know, that's that's the entire point to having a a, you know, money coming in you didn't do work to earn. That that's what the most everybody at this point dreams about is having a income that they didn't actually work hard for.
And when you, when that is in medicine, well, that is one of the few play few spots where people can't do without your product, and you can really rake people over the coals. And that's it's just absolute insanity.
[00:27:57] Unknown:
Well, if you spent a hundred years poisoning people and then offered them some sort of mitigation for the poison that you put into them, and it's all the same entity doing both the poisoning and the remediation. That's a nice cornering of the market there. It really is.
[00:28:21] Benjamin Balderson:
And very very drug dealer ish. Very drug dealer ish. Mhmm. Works out good.
[00:28:27] Unknown:
No chance of a jubilee on that front?
[00:28:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, you know, I don't know if it's I I have to wonder if it's near as bad in any other country. It's been a minute since I've went to any other countries. But you got to imagine that the obesity epidemic in in The United States and the the way the people in The United States live, the way that they, shop and eat, I can't imagine that the health crisis is near as bad in other places.
[00:29:05] Unknown:
I might move into the topic of so called culture wars. Some people argue that there is no culture war. There's only propaganda. And I don't know if there are differences in other countries anymore. I think I don't I don't think they're exclusive, man. I don't. I did
[00:29:22] Unknown:
propaganda defines a culture war, and the culture war plays out throughout society for the people who are susceptible to propaganda.
[00:29:38] Benjamin Balderson:
I mean, I can't say that I think that there would be no issues short of the propaganda system. Yeah. I think there would still be things, you know, but I don't think it would be to near the effect and near the the level that it is. I think, most people can't really see beyond the, you know, their home, their hometown, or maybe the next town over. Growing up, it was a very natural thing. You know, I'm from a very small area. So, the place I went to high school and for, you know, for the most for most high school was called Groton. And, the town's got maybe a thousand people, and there was a town next door, you know, 40 miles away that had, you know, like, 600, eight hundred people.
And, of course, the Groton guys were the biggest assholes, and the Groton or the the Webster guys were the biggest assholes, and the Webster cops were the worst, and the Webster girls were the sluttiest and the hottest. And, you know, and and this was a fairly natural thing. But by the time you got to be an adult, you didn't really think that way anymore. And, yeah, maybe you took on a more nationalist type thing. But for the most part, it's not like you wanted to go over and bomb Webster or something. You know? You wanted to go over and have sex with their girls. You know?
[00:31:08] Unknown:
Talk to you. If there's a Pokemon gym there, then there's a reason to go there.
[00:31:15] Benjamin Balderson:
And the Surprisingly, there was not Pokemon back then, Marcus. So I know that that's a shock. Mhmm.
[00:31:24] Unknown:
But Yeah. Both Ben and I were were from an era that was, you know, before all that. Before Pokemon?
[00:31:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Before cell phones, before all that.
[00:31:38] Unknown:
In fact, I Pokemon Go, the company that created that, I mean, there's some corporate report went into that pretty well. The the update to that is a company of a company of a company somehow purchased it has links to the Saudi crowd prints.
[00:31:57] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm.
[00:31:58] Unknown:
Yeah. They're spies. Okay. They wanted a fucking total map of all kinds of different facilities around The US, and so they would deliberately place the Pokemon that you were supposed to catch, like, near a military installation or near a research laboratory or something like that, and among other things. But,
[00:32:25] Benjamin Balderson:
you know you were trying to do that, like, in the open with actual employees, there is zero chance you could have got peep employees into the areas that random ass people walking in to catch an exotic Pokemon and shit. Zero chance you coulda got people in. But if you're just some dumbass staring at your phone, it's shocking how how how what weird places you can walk yourself into and, like, oh. And everybody will just look at you like, you don't belong here. Like, no. Where am I? And they'll just It's it's a it's a path finding
[00:33:00] Unknown:
tool. If they point out something on the map and they don't know how humans will get there, and then they send everyone with a goal to go to a place on a map, then they're gonna see how do the ants crawl in, how do the the mice get there, how do the humans find the fastest way to get there in and out, and they can map these areas.
[00:33:23] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It was really pretty ingenious, to be honest.
[00:33:27] Unknown:
Before they added the Pokemon layer, it was connected with, there was some Google plus talk going back a few years, and they had some some team where they were prototyping the software. And then once they added the Pokemon to it, everyone downloaded that app immediately.
[00:33:45] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm glad to be ready to go. Pokemon under the Vatican. Yeah. But that one that one likes to butt rape little boys. So, I mean, you know, you gotta stay away from the ones in the Vatican. Right. Their there's their powers are bad. All bad. The most dangerous
[00:34:06] Unknown:
poke among of them all.
[00:34:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Nobody like that one. The priesthood class. Yeah. Those are the ones you don't even wanna catch. You just use get rid of them.
[00:34:25] Unknown:
Trade. Immediately trade.
[00:34:30] Benjamin Balderson:
Especially if you're from Ireland.
[00:34:32] Unknown:
Right.
[00:34:34] Benjamin Balderson:
I don't understand how they how they how they're so anti Protestant still after all after what the Catholic church has done to that country for just forever.
[00:34:45] Unknown:
Well, it's the the devil you know. Right? The whole it it goes back to William of Orange in, like, October, and they're still pissed about that.
[00:35:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Also, they're probably mostly retarded like, Thomas Sheridan. Like, they they they're probably along that lines.
[00:35:13] Unknown:
You you can't always be, you know, I don't know, man. I I I dove deep into that whole, like, 1916 thing. And, there's a pub in Santa Cruz, California called the poet and the patriot, and it's just steeped in it's an IRA pub, like, in the middle of a vacation beach town, which is kinda fucking crazy.
[00:35:49] Benjamin Balderson:
There's some wild shit here in California.
[00:35:53] Unknown:
But, like, it it truly is a raw bar. And, that's some good points. That's a good point. And that's, you know, definite reason to feel the way they felt about all of that. And, yeah, it was, you know, sectarian in terms of religion. That that's where the lines were drawn. But at the root of it, it's about having a free country. You know? Yeah. Nobody likes England.
[00:36:27] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Nobody likes England fucking lording over you. No. I I I have a a a deep respect and enjoyment. I've done a lot of study on the IRA myself, and it's hilarious because then you see things, like, in this country where they're, like, Saint Patty's Day and all these dumb fucks drinking black and tans and not realizing that that's that's basically a spit in the face. Like, they hated the black and tans. Those were that was horrifying, the things that those people did. And, it it's just wild.
[00:37:06] Unknown:
Well, it it's, they'll call it, like, what's the it's harping Guinness, and it's, like a black and blonde or something like that. And as long as you're not pouring English beer into it and calling it a black and tan, use proper Irish beer. It's been a long time for me since I, you know, went over any of this shit. But, yeah, man. Yeah. The there's a, yeah, a variation on a theme that makes it okay for the Irish to drink because it is a a nice little beverage. It is. Well, it's neat. It's a neat pour,
[00:37:58] Benjamin Balderson:
you know, understanding that the different viscosities of liquids, you can put them on top of each other, and it's it's neat. You know? And then Guinness itself is a weird one because most of your beers are carbon dioxide. C o two is what they're, using to liven up the beer. And with Guinness, it's nitrous. So it's a little weird, so it doesn't quite sit the same as other beers. So you can do some neat little tricks with Guinness. I used to own a bar. And if you get good at pouring Guinness, you can really do some nifty tricks with it.
[00:38:39] Unknown:
Nitrous?
[00:38:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Or nitrous nitrogen, I mean. Nitrogen. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's an Australian one. I can't remember who the there's a, is it Foster's maybe that, they also are a nitrogen beer, and they, I believe the can on that one it might not be Foster's. Don't quote me on that. But, the can has a nitrogen pill under it. So when you open the can, that's why it foams the way it does. It cracks that nitrogen pill and Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[00:39:21] Unknown:
No. The the nitro pores were always, you know, a a step above.
[00:39:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Yep. The head on them is real, real nice, and you could take and like, with Guinness, you could put all kinds of designs in the head. Mhmm. Mhmm. You know? I think that is I always wanted a, you know, four week four leaf clover.
[00:39:55] Unknown:
It seems that California has a lot of different setups sets for movies or for research for screenwriters. So I think a lot of those places that exist are there to support a true story that they can turn into a movie later.
[00:40:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, I think it's just such a large area and it's very diverse. People don't you know, when people think of California, they think of Baywatch, and that's, you know, what's got put into their heads. But that is such a small area of California. Like, legitimately, I can start driving south from my house, and I don't I don't live on the northern border by any means. And I can drive for, like, eighteen hours straight south and still be in California. Mhmm. Right. It it it's such a giant place. And and with that, different groups of people, they just get drawn to each other. And, out in these mountains, the control that the system has is a lot less a lot more slackened compared to what they have in a city and whatnot.
You know? Like, they don't even try to regulate what we're doing with our houses and all of our shit like that. It's not like living in a city, and that draws a certain crowd. There's a our buddy that lives on the mountain here was telling us about a just down south of us here, there is an actual racist bar, like and they it's the KKK bar, the the copper clad kettle or something like that. And they've had they've had news down there and the whole nine, and and it's just it's hard to fathom that that kind of thing would exist here in California when at the same time, you know, you go to Garberville, and you got a bunch of old hippies marching around protesting like anything that the Republicans do in any way, shape, or form. Like, they get out there and protest like anybody gives. Oh my god. There's 23 old hippies in Garberville, California that are mad about what's going on here. You know what? We best think twice.
Like,
[00:42:12] Unknown:
shit. What and what's crazy is those hippies are like, we need to keep giving money and weapons to a midget in Ukraine
[00:42:21] Benjamin Balderson:
who who who literally his his honor guard, the people that he trusts the most are literal Nazis, which is just wild to me because these same people will still call you Nazi as a slur, and then get mad at you when you say you don't support helping Ukraine, and that it's it's got an actual legion of Nazis as their as their Multiple. Elite. Yes. That's their elite soldiers.
[00:42:53] Unknown:
Yeah. And if anybody doesn't know what Ben's talking about, it's the Azov battalion. John Stewart, a very Jewish man, gave a medal to an Azov soldier at Disneyland, and they made the dude wrap his arm up in gauze so that you couldn't see all of the literal Nazi tattoos on his arm.
[00:43:28] Benjamin Balderson:
It's it's absolutely wild. And then on the same That's a real thing that happened. At the same time that this is happening, you got liberals who hate Nazis and then their party is a % supporting Nazis. And then on the flip side, you've got the Republicans. Every anti small hat speaker of any size is on the Republican bent. There is zero on the Democrat side, but you got Trump up there. I mean, holy shit. You might I I don't know. Like, if BB wanted a hand job on live TV, I think he could get it right now. He'd even fond of the balls, maybe reach around and give him the poke in the butt. You know? I don't know. Let me push his stool in.
[00:44:15] Unknown:
Yeah. Under the desk.
[00:44:18] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, holy shit. I'm good. Netanyahu. This is the most this is the most Israel First. I just in in shock and awe. And like I said, their base and and this is something I found interesting because typically, historically, the the Republicans have supported Israel, the the the base of the Republicans. You know, you got a bunch of dumb fuck Christians, like, Israel's our most important. Yeah. The Bible says we can't go against Israel. You know, a bunch of fucking retards. And that's usually where that stands. Well, that apparently has changed because it the I think the anti Israel wing of the Republican as far as their base is larger than those supporting by far now. So you've got the the liberal side supporting Nazis, the republican side supporting small hats.
Their base doesn't support any of that. It it it's fucking amazing to watch, and World War three is gonna be the most confused shit as these people are freaking wearing a swastika screaming that you're a Nazi. You know?
[00:45:33] Unknown:
So just fight for your right to party. There's a party going on, so we're gonna fight.
[00:45:39] Benjamin Balderson:
I I think just fight for your right to force other people to do what you want. And it seems to be and it doesn't need to make sense anymore. Just just do what we told you, or we're gonna fight.
[00:45:50] Unknown:
So I played this on the show this morning, but it's it's pertinent to this discussion that we're having. This is a former managing financial director of Teal Capital, Eric Weinstein.
[00:46:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, I believe I've seen this.
[00:46:11] Unknown:
Yeah. Look, dude. Look. I'm not trying to pick on a guy, but if your Jew horns are poking out of your neck and your cheek, maybe you should get that shit looked at. Maybe you should. Does he want us to play connected dots on his face? Right? Tic tac fucking schmoe.
[00:46:32] Unknown:
Do I want these people to succeed? Oh my god. You have no idea. Do I wanna help? You have no idea. The problem is is I don't wanna do it in terms of these cults of personality. I don't wanna do it in an ugly way. I don't wanna be triumphalist. I don't wanna just, you know, stick it to people, and there's way too much of that energy. And I'm also gonna just be very honest. We have a situation in which antisemitism and other forms of bigotry are tolerated by both the left and the right to get votes, and if either of these groups would just kick out bigots, like the Groypers or, you know, the the pro Hamas left, they could have at the middle. The Groypers.
[00:47:14] Unknown:
And it's completely alienating that these two sides won't call out their problem. Right. I see. I don't see the the symmetry on that in that to me, the left has been largely and the Democrat party largely has been overtaken by, let's say, the last thing. On the right, I I don't see Trump really placating those people. I don't think he's It's a question of placating is a question of you actually have to call this stuff out. What I see is dual signal. Mhmm. I see huge signaling, hey. We're with Israel. We're with the Jews. We're,
[00:47:42] Unknown:
on the side of good against evil. And I see this idea of we're also gonna signal to people, who harbor very bad suspicions, particularly the Groyper movement. Don't worry. We're gonna signal to you too, and they're gonna kind of speak out of both sides of their mouth, playing this cryptic game. I wish that they would just be very, very clear. And they because think about it. You have this opportunity to go after the middle.
[00:48:11] Unknown:
You know? Like reasonable people. Yeah. Get rid get rid of your extremes. What you really want it to people who would like to be part of the situation? I'm yeah. I'm just I mean, we've discussed this for years, but I'm I'm just not that concerned about that. And it seems to me that Trump has grabbed those people in the middle as illustrated by, say, Bobby Kennedy and Tulsi and Rogan and me, etcetera, etcetera.
[00:48:34] Unknown:
Yep. So we may just I yep. Yep. We moved the the the embassy to look. I don't want this to become exclusively Jewish, but it's just I am getting so much abuse out there Yeah. From people on the right, and nobody on the right stands up. And it's just like, wow. You guys are a bunch of cowards. You you can't even stand up for your friends who you fought shoulder to shoulder with. And in particular, I'll be entirely honest, one of the most Andrea ever fucking ever not alive. Is that when you look at people who've been fighting the war longer than you are, and then you say, well, you know, you didn't endorse. Did you ever call? Did anyone ever call?
[00:49:08] Unknown:
Never. Not a single phone call. Nobody cared about my endorsement. Eric, I have to tell you, you know, you don't get any apologies or,
[00:49:16] Steve :
yeah. You well, you don't Nobody called Eric. I I think Who did anybody call Woodface?
[00:49:22] Unknown:
I think we're all waiting on the Tesla phone. Face?
[00:49:26] Unknown:
It's, it's unconscionable.
[00:49:29] Unknown:
These these calls can only happen on a Tesla phone.
[00:49:35] Unknown:
What the fuck was that self indulgent, narcissistic, fucking revisionist bullshit, though?
[00:49:43] Benjamin Balderson:
You you you you you there is maybe one person on your cabinet that wasn't in the Apex superstar fucking team. What are we doing
[00:49:56] Unknown:
here? I can't place that accent. It doesn't sound very Irish.
[00:50:02] Unknown:
It's definitely not Irish. But yeah. No. The the fucking Weinstein
[00:50:10] Steve :
over there.
[00:50:12] Unknown:
The you're not going deep enough in the paint for Israel. Have you bombed the rain yet, Donald? I don't think I can support you if you're not bombing the people I want you to bomb. What's wrong with you?
[00:50:32] Unknown:
We did have a lunar eclipse the other night. Did anything happen? Did any happenings happen?
[00:50:40] Unknown:
No. I had, like, a hard on for six hours.
[00:50:50] Unknown:
Six hours.
[00:50:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Whole moon. Yeah.
[00:50:55] Unknown:
Was it a blue chew? Do we have a new sponsor for the shows?
[00:50:59] Unknown:
Oh, the sponsor for the show is the the Swallness Company. K.
[00:51:06] Unknown:
Is that an aubergine?
[00:51:08] Unknown:
It is an aubergine. Yes. With a smiley face and, just some guns. Yeah. The Swallness Company is our fictitious sponsor for our fictitious wrestling league, the IRA, the Independent Review Alliance. And, yeah, guaranteed twelve hours, of hardness. Yeah. If you don't experience twelve hours of hardness, please consult a physician because you're doing it wrong. Swallness company.
[00:51:41] Unknown:
Do chiropractors count as physicians to consult?
[00:51:45] Unknown:
Of course. So far. Of course. It's all covered under your insurance. Just, you know, a nonmedical representative. Okay. Yeah.
[00:51:53] Unknown:
Massage therapy?
[00:51:56] Unknown:
Like, massage therapy.
[00:52:00] Unknown:
Okay. Okay. Yeah. So this this fight for the middle that Eric's talking about, is is there even a middle anymore? Can anyone remain just like, meh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't I hear you talking about your ideology, but I don't need to have an ideology today. Is there really a a middle place for people to hang out?
[00:52:21] Unknown:
No. No. There's not. I the middle is people who are so fucking checked out that they scan 10% of a headline and feel like they're read in on the entire situation. And then they go back to working three jobs just to feed their fucking children.
[00:52:47] Unknown:
So everyone's gone through some pipeline that gets radicalized. It's like, what radicalized you? Assuming that everyone is going to be radicalized by something and maintain a radical position.
[00:53:03] Unknown:
I mean, look, dude. There's very few people that are as radical as Eric Weinstein as far as that goes. You know? Because Donald Trump gave a blank check-in unlimited support to Israel. His children are being raised as Chabad Orthodox. His grandchildren are being raised as Chabad Orthodox. I don't I don't know what fucking planet this dude is living on, but it it has no connection to reality whatsoever. There's never been a more Israel first administration than the Trump administration, not just this time around, but last time around.
[00:53:53] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. They they they fucking called him the king of Israel.
[00:53:57] Unknown:
They gave him a silver crown and minted a coin for him.
[00:54:04] Benjamin Balderson:
It's absolutely gross to watch, and I'm just shocked that people are shocked about it this time. Like, you guys were surprised? How did you not know this was gonna happen? Like, he was real clear about it last time, and he ain't holding no punches back this time. Right? Straight up. He's he's he he appears to be trying to, gonna beat and this is funny because Roosevelt the the Liberals love Roosevelt. You know? And he's apparently gonna try beating Roosevelt when they talk about a dictator and just writing orders. Roosevelt made almost 4,000 executive orders during his during his terms.
[00:54:51] Unknown:
My girl just texted me from the kitchen saying you're definitely getting kicked off of YouTube tonight.
[00:54:56] Benjamin Balderson:
We are definitely getting kicked off of YouTube.
[00:55:00] Unknown:
We're playing clips of people talking, saying their own words, and then we're saying things that, you know, that actual people have actually said, I could pull all of it up. I could.
[00:55:13] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I remember when you got kicked off YouTube last time, Steve?
[00:55:16] Unknown:
Yeah. For showing people speaking in their own words saying what they meant to say. And and and pulling up the guy and pulling up the, CDC's website on air? Yeah. Yeah. That was, in hindsight.
[00:55:31] Unknown:
The CDC talk about bonus hole at a moment.
[00:55:37] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. We got we got smashed once for, talking about bonus hole after the attorney general referred to women's vaginas as a bonus hole. And then we got nailed for then discussing that.
[00:55:55] Unknown:
It's the primary hole.
[00:55:58] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. In fact, if you don't have that one, then we're we're we are not going to go to the same bedroom at all. Yeah. Yeah. That that is a prerequisite.
[00:56:10] Unknown:
Yeah. No. It's it's the primary hole. It is. Yeah. The other one's a moment. Yeah. There there's no other way to look at that. Yeah.
[00:56:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Just silliness, which, you know, I understand that, they were trying to make out basically because then tranny men don't have that second hole, so that's the bonus. Like, no. No. That's what tells you that's not a woman. Mhmm. And and that that is a man with a mental condition that he he is ill. And, that doesn't mean that he needs to live some kind of a horrible second light, secondary life. But, also, on the same token, the dude's mentally ill, maybe don't start shaping society around the crazy shit coming out of his mouth.
[00:56:56] Unknown:
We really shouldn't be trying to shape society out of the most deranged out of all of us. Yeah. I mean, I don't I don't know why that's crazy or controversial or anything like that seems to be a pretty straightforward approach.
[00:57:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. If you are incapable of taking care of yourself or functioning in a normal way, you should maybe not listen to that person about how the rest of us function. Like, we seem to be doing alright. You do not. So it's a problem.
[00:57:38] Unknown:
The and again, like, that's, you know, hate speech to people. Yes. Yes. Like, maybe maybe don't do I don't go around enforcing my beliefs on anybody ever. I may I may share some of my opinions with you, but that's usually because I think they're funny, not because I think you need to dedicate your life to it. Don't enforce your beliefs on me.
[00:58:17] Benjamin Balderson:
It
[00:58:19] Unknown:
don't legislate it as far as that goes.
[00:58:24] Benjamin Balderson:
It's just wild because the the hate speech I can even handle more than the they exist. You know, they exist. Nobody said the crazy dude didn't exist. We said it's not a woman. Can see him. He's there. He's acting like a like batshit crazy. We see it. Loud as fuck. Yeah. Loud as fuck. Can't can't hardly miss the shit. So we know that the person exists. So quit pretending this making this weird straw man where you're acting like we don't realize these people exist. We just don't agree that they're not that there's a different sex than what they are. Well, that's the thing. If you're arguing from a point of imagination
[00:59:05] Unknown:
land, then all of your arguments have to be rooted in imagination land.
[00:59:12] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, except for they got weird rules then because then if you hit them up with, well, can I be a retire a black retiree? They're like, no. Okay. So where are these arbitrary rules you guys are making up? Because you can be something you're not. Why can't I be something I'm not? And then they don't ever understand that. That's different. How is that different? Can I be Spiderman? Can I be Moby Dick?
[00:59:40] Unknown:
My wife writes a little. Right?
[00:59:44] Unknown:
Do we have a list of thought terminating cliches? Maybe we can rank them most powerful thought terminating cliche of all time.
[00:59:54] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm gonna have to say, historically, for for us anyways, it's been, anytime they paint you as a white supremacist nationalist, your opinion's now null and void, and then they are free to wish harm on you or even try to harm you. You know? Recently, you've seen an uptick of there there's some group and it's it's the same group and they show up with, wearing all black and they have everything, all their, Nazi paraphernalia in in all red. And they show up in a in a fucking, U Haul van. Mhmm. And they've showed up at a bunch of places across the country, you know, and these these people aren't, at all representative of anybody real. They aren't, they aren't the the actual citizens.
They aren't people from the community. That's why they had to show up in a fucking U Haul.
[01:00:54] Unknown:
Yeah. I like the the Patriot front people are funny too because they have the matching khakis and blue shirts, and it's the exact same color scheme as the FBI. And then they're trying to present themselves as white nationalists or whatever. Yes. I'm like, dude. Okay, fed clown. Okay. But I I don't know how much weight that carries. I don't know. At least the Proud Boys were like, yo, dude. We're all about the thick Latinas.
[01:01:34] Unknown:
Did the Pride Boys attend all the Pride parades?
[01:01:37] Unknown:
The the I I don't know if you've ever hung out in or around a group of Proud Boys, But if you can bring a fucking chubby ass Latina into the mix, it's like they're kryptonite, dude.
[01:01:52] Benjamin Balderson:
It is.
[01:01:53] Unknown:
I went to I went to, a stand up comedy show with Josh Denny, Anthony Cumia, and Gavin McGinnis. They were on tour together. They came through Vegas. Josh Denny was on the show. He was like, I'll fucking guest list you for it. You know, plus three, plus four, whatever you want, bro. Just, you know, come hang out. And it was, like, the third of the room was in uniform Proud Boys. And so, my friend Sugar went with me and her best friend who's, like, five foot three, one ninety five came with us. And, dude, I've never seen guys suck in their guts, open doors, offer drinks, fucking faster.
A chubby Latina is Proud Boy Kryptonite. It is. I promise you. It is the fucking wildest shit. They love them. They fucking love them. And it was all, ma'am, this and ma'am that, and can I get this, and can I hold that, and can I do yeah? It was fucking wild, dude. Absolutely hilarious.
[01:03:05] Benjamin Balderson:
And and And Toby Mexican girl knows how to cook.
[01:03:08] Unknown:
That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Diminutive Mexican girls know how to cook too. I have one.
[01:03:20] Benjamin Balderson:
If you know you're getting good food, you'd be you know what? All these dumbass libtard women, if they could at least figure out, hey. If you would have at least just kept cooking food, a dude will do damn near anything if you give it food. Yeah. We're like dogs. We really are. Like, oh, you got food? I'm your best friend. Oh, you want me to come through a flaming hoop? Okay.
[01:03:48] Steve :
Give me some food.
[01:03:51] Unknown:
Give us a fucking scratch behind the ear or something like that. We're dead to heads all.
[01:03:58] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It don't take much.
[01:04:00] Unknown:
Throw some shit in a bowl. But, yeah, dude. And this is, like, this is pervasive. At least across California and Washington, DC, that's the only places that I've had encounters with with the Proud Boys, is is DC and, a bunch of different places in California.
[01:04:24] Benjamin Balderson:
Is somebody doing this because we were talking about Russian stuff? There is actual Russian in the in the Oh, no. That's Greg fucking around. Who's this BC Terce Tesoro? I can't read Cyrillic. Damn it.
[01:04:43] Unknown:
Talking about Wagner.
[01:04:47] Benjamin Balderson:
Do you read Cyrillic?
[01:04:49] Unknown:
Not well. Not well. Not well.
[01:04:54] Unknown:
I I don't I my cousin took Russian in high school. He he used to could read Cyrillic. I don't I don't know if he can at this point.
[01:05:05] Benjamin Balderson:
I could speak it decently at one point in time, but I never could read it. In my speaking, it was more more swear words than anything else because that's what I was getting said to me. Oh, so that's my version of an angry Mexican. I've dated the Russian girls.
[01:05:31] Unknown:
I do have my email address on screen tonight. Gregory Walker wants to email and schedule a hangout with us on Tuesday night.
[01:05:44] Benjamin Balderson:
Gregory wants to come hang out with us, do some debating.
[01:05:49] Unknown:
And the email address is available to contact at Helen Marcus dot com.
[01:05:54] Benjamin Balderson:
Apparently, they weren't dog people, Tim Timoney. I agree. I agree. The Yeah. The what corrections are I like Russians, but I wouldn't date one again. That was, they're way more intense than I am. And and and it's funny because most people consider me extremely intense And not compared to no Russian. I'm not, like, straight up, this girl got mad. And so she tells me her and her friend, when you're when you're ethnic like that, they tend to go and they shop amongst themselves. It's a smart thing. So all the Russians, you know, go to the Russian grocery store, they go to the Russian coffee shop, blah blah blah, Russian gas station. And, so she's at the Russian coffee shop with her cousin, and her cousin's boyfriend calls the coffee shop and it makes the owner go out hand her the phone and asks the owner who she's there with and then goes out and and has her hands her the phone and then, you know, tells her, you know, when you're done you need to come home and all this.
And she's telling me this story, and as she's telling it to me, I'm like, wow. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. And and after, you know, she tells me and that's my response. I'm like, wow. That's crazy. She goes, you do not love me like this? You would just let, other men spend time with me? You don't you don't love me? I'm like, what? Wait. Wait. Wait. What do you mean? Hey. I I I thought that you could go have coffee like an adult without me monitoring it. That's yeah. I I kinda thought that.
[01:07:43] Unknown:
Right Coffee is a hot beverage. That's an adult beverage.
[01:07:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You and your cousins are gonna have a coffee without me, concerning myself about it. Yeah. I I I actually thought that. And when I didn't get jealous about things, she would she took that as I didn't, like like, I didn't care about her enough to be jealous. Like, I was like, I I don't understand what's going on right now. And her dad in the time that we dated, we only dated, like, maybe four or five months. I don't know. Maybe six. Her dad got into a two two or three different fights in the high school parking lot. Like, how the fuck you keep getting into fights in a high school parking lot, dude?
Like, are you, like, walking around just challenging people or something? What what is going on?
[01:08:37] Unknown:
Yeah. Is he fighting high schoolers? No.
[01:08:42] Benjamin Balderson:
Not picking he's picking on parents in the parking lot. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, that picking your kid up was a heated heated moments, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I was kind of I I couldn't understand most of what they were saying. You know? Like, you know, you anytime even when you you learn to speak another language, being able to speak it and have, like, a a a retard conversation where you're like, hello. What is your name? Oh, my name is it. You know, like but as soon as they actually start speaking functionally, you know, then it's beyond if if you don't speak that language, you catch, like, one word out of five because your brain doesn't translate it quick enough.
[01:09:29] Unknown:
You know? And they're not speaking slowly and enunciating for slow listeners to understand.
[01:09:37] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, and it's just ways to not your native language. You don't your brain's gotta translate every single thing, and that's that takes time.
[01:09:47] Unknown:
So The United States Of America has an official language now, and is it English? And if it is English, do we have an official dictionary with the official English words in it?
[01:10:05] Unknown:
And does it include, like, slang?
[01:10:09] Unknown:
Ebonics or borrowed words? Yes. I would like to know what the official English words are. Mhmm.
[01:10:19] Benjamin Balderson:
And and and printed on paper to have a hard time like to know if we can spell color, just c o l o r. Without the u? About it like the English and put that u in there for no apparent reason.
[01:10:33] Unknown:
Color.
[01:10:36] Unknown:
Yeah. Because I just got handed a giant plate of food, so I I may be You guys are manifesting food tonight.
[01:10:45] Unknown:
What's the secret to that?
[01:10:48] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, this week, it's my wife is gone, and Brian and I are taking turns cooking. Where we're, because the wife the wife had to go help the parents pack up their stuff. They're retirement age. Oh, that's a that's a that's a that's a layout right there.
[01:11:13] Unknown:
That's a layout. Wow. Warm Yeah. Homemade pizza. Pizza. Sourdough crust.
[01:11:23] Unknown:
Yeah. No. The the spoilage goes both ways, dude. It it does.
[01:11:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. My wife don't have to go out and do like, my wife will actually cry if she touches poop. And for any of you that don't understand, I literally live in a swirling world of poop. So it takes a it takes an act of goddamn near to keep that away from her and have her live in this, like, eye of the shit storm that the rest of the world that she lives in is.
[01:12:11] Unknown:
The separation from outdoors and indoors doesn't quite exist as much as if we want it to.
[01:12:20] Benjamin Balderson:
I've seen somebody talking shit about Andrew Wilson. Which is quite There's a lot of people doing that lately. Yeah. But one of her comments was he looks like he would smell like Drakkar Noir in cigarettes, which I found that funny, but then she said, and outside. And I was like, does this person think outside smells bad? Is that a bad thing? That is so fucking weird. Now outside is bad smelling.
[01:12:52] Unknown:
Outside smells different every day.
[01:12:57] Unknown:
You talk to any rancher, dude. Outside smells like money. Mhmm.
[01:13:06] Unknown:
It's like the inside smell is what makes me nauseous. The artificial smells of cleaners and Yeah. Sterilizations and, like, hospitals and dentists and hotels, they all just they don't smell accommodating in any way.
[01:13:26] Benjamin Balderson:
And that then because also because we live very much with our environment, it come, you know, by, like, 09:00. We we don't put any more wood in the wood stove. And so by midnight, the house is whatever temperature it is outside for the most part. So we're used to sleeping in that, and then you go you go into the city like Christy's at her parents' house, and she hasn't been able to sleep for a couple nights because in in in her mind, in in the middle of the night, it's hot as hell in there. Like, why is this house so fucking hot? You know?
[01:14:01] Unknown:
It's hot and the air smells like, potpourri from 1987.
[01:14:10] Unknown:
Or it just smells like forced and and fake. Mhmm. Yeah, dude. I can't I hate forced air heating. But it's such an unnatural thing for me. And I spent, you know, almost twenty years in the Santa Cruz Mountains and, you know, five years, seven years off grid and a bunch of other places where the only thing that you had was a a wood burner.
[01:14:45] Benjamin Balderson:
And I bought I bought fucking wood and put it in Steve's fucking fireplace.
[01:14:50] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:14:54] Unknown:
Yeah. I was thinking of fighting with HVAC, guys.
[01:14:59] Unknown:
Dude, I kinda miss that. I I miss that cabin. That was that was a cool little place.
[01:15:04] Benjamin Balderson:
It really was.
[01:15:05] Unknown:
On a giant ass fucking back deck.
[01:15:11] Benjamin Balderson:
Right in the Redwood Forest. Just so gorgeous.
[01:15:14] Unknown:
Yeah. Right at the the top of the hill, there was only, like, two properties that were uphill from us.
[01:15:22] Unknown:
How close are you to a Mount Rushmore there?
[01:15:25] Benjamin Balderson:
That's, about, sixteen hours Right. Way up to Mount Rushmore.
[01:15:30] Unknown:
Yeah. Will there be a fifth head added?
[01:15:35] Unknown:
Yes. And it'll be Donald John Trump's.
[01:15:39] Unknown:
They've already got a mock up of it ready to go. And he's on the right. Of course, he has to be on the far right. Symbolically, if he was on the left, that would just be weird.
[01:15:51] Unknown:
But more accurate.
[01:15:53] Unknown:
Yes. If he could just be behind them.
[01:15:58] Unknown:
Right.
[01:16:00] Unknown:
We could just add
[01:16:02] Benjamin Balderson:
some more Legitimately, if he could get all of North America under one label Mhmm. With him as the fucking head of it, I could see where he would he would feel like he he should have a place up there. Like, he basically doubled the The United States. And and the amount of natural resources that is in Greenland and Canada is crazy. It's just super hard to extract.
[01:16:45] Unknown:
That's what the robots are for.
[01:16:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. But they don't work well when the oil when the oil is, solid. You know?
[01:17:04] Unknown:
So we just need some kind of human body with a robot mind, and then we can solve that problem. I think Elon Musk promised Neuralink by 2026. He said in 2016, I think he said, was in ten years. So we got a a a few months left. How's that Neuralink project going?
[01:17:26] Unknown:
I mean, they put a couple in a few people.
[01:17:29] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Didn't they ask for volunteers,
[01:17:31] Unknown:
like, six months ago? After they killed all those monkeys?
[01:17:38] Unknown:
Well, there was the monkeypox going around. So Oh, maybe that was it. Could have had something to do with that.
[01:17:47] Benjamin Balderson:
Why are you trying to blame it on Elon, Steve?
[01:17:50] Unknown:
Well, because his own paperwork suggests that.
[01:17:56] Unknown:
I don't know, man. I think monkeys are gonna lay eggs before we'll have a massive And you're getting my Starlink or something just because my Internet's better than yours now? I was picking up on tones of jealousy.
[01:18:12] Unknown:
Yeah. That's exactly it. That's you caught me out. I'm I I stand before you a defeated man.
[01:18:24] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, shit. And then the last thing is with the as weird as the world is now, like, I've always hated fucking Tesla, you know, cars, then, like, the Tesla batteries and shit. I thought they were garbage, and I spoke out against it. But now all of a sudden, I'm a libtard if I do it. I'm like, you motherfuckers, Fuck you guys.
[01:18:47] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know, show me all of the ways that you can be dumb out loud. Do that. Do that. That's great. That's fantastic.
[01:18:59] Unknown:
It's now almost a risk for a little bit to to attack a a Tesla truck. If you see one in the wild, if you see a, you know, the Cybertruck or any of the Tesla vehicles, it's almost your civic duty as as an American now to do something about it. I just point and laugh and yell faggot.
[01:19:18] Unknown:
It's
[01:19:20] Unknown:
that's been my go to. Are they all tracked like Pokemon Go players? Is there some sort of OnStar system when a in a database of, like, find my car where someone can easily access the database and all all the known cyber trucks can be found and eliminated by players who are interested in that score?
[01:19:42] Unknown:
Yes.
[01:19:42] Unknown:
Playing that game? I gotta do this. Folks, it's Donnie Clown Show down here at EasyElon's Used Car Lot where the prices are low, low, low, just like the stock market. Come on down and get a Tesla before they catch on fire. Oh, I mean, before they're gone. No. That's what I call a a fire sale.
[01:20:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yes. Well, it's interesting because they had to they really had to switch the crowd on that because the tech bros had already bought up what they had, and they didn't realize when you're looking at actual finance, outside of the tech sec sector, Liberals are have no money. They they're the they're the spongy group who want government money and to give them stuff. So you've gotta dip into the conservative crowd who has already been pre pre trained, especially the Judeo Christians have been pre trained to if they if they if they're in with something they need to pay, they've been pre pre trained on that one. I would I would actually assume that the Cybertruck sales are probably substantially better at this point than they were pre him switching teams.
[01:21:01] Unknown:
Did he replace the White House lawn? Was it too green? And he didn't like the the Green New Deal.
[01:21:12] Unknown:
Oh, no. The he loves the Green New Deal.
[01:21:14] Unknown:
Elon does. I I thought that they were gonna pave the White House lawn and then turn it into a desk a Tesla dealership.
[01:21:26] Unknown:
I mean, that might be coming.
[01:21:29] Unknown:
And there's pictures comparing these guys in in cars to German manufacturing about a hundred years ago.
[01:21:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Volkswagen?
[01:21:40] Unknown:
I think so. I think that's what it was.
[01:21:43] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:21:45] Unknown:
So there's this way to view the current situation through the events of World War two, and now people are just placing the pattern on top of the thing that maybe isn't there?
[01:21:57] Benjamin Balderson:
That pattern of the liberals and the hippies all support Nazis. We should have known that when they all tried driving Volkswagens all the damn time. Like, the signs have always been there.
[01:22:10] Unknown:
Is there a a letter that they could write, an apology, something with guilt involved?
[01:22:19] Benjamin Balderson:
I don't know. I I what I heard was that and this is this isn't confirmed. There's no official sources. But I heard that, the way Ricola became so soothing to the throat was through extensive testing, much of which was used as evidence in the Nuremberg Trials where they took these poor small hats, and they they did, you know, did horrible things to their throats, and they had to go through and, you know, until they got that recall of formula correct. They, they just tortured a lot of people, you know, more throat cancer than cigarettes. It's it's, you know, just a bunch of little small hats with just talking with little machines. And, you know, and and but still, you know, Recoils around as a company, and, you know, now the effects of what they've done is is forgotten, but the the the soothing delicious lozenges are are still available.
[01:23:17] Unknown:
It doesn't say anything on the package. I mean, there's there's Swiss and and then Swiss Swiss, alpine herbs. It's it's, they're they're neutral. They don't participate in wars. So I don't know what you're saying at all there. Hate speech.
[01:23:35] Steve :
Hate speech.
[01:23:39] Unknown:
Hate speech against our sponsor recall. Oh, fuck. I just hope that that guy who talks with the gravely voice in congress, if he could get some, that'd be good for him. How's how's has anyone checked in on him tonight? I mean, there were some files released just a a few hours ago. How's he holding?
[01:24:07] Benjamin Balderson:
The last I seen, he was stuck somewhere in between, he was pit playing pivot man in a circle jerk between Connor McGregor and Bebe. Netanyahu? Yeah. Okay.
[01:24:23] Unknown:
Milakowski.
[01:24:25] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And and Milakowski.
[01:24:27] Unknown:
Yeah. Milakowski, is that a Polish name?
[01:24:31] Unknown:
That's BB's actual last name.
[01:24:35] Unknown:
Okay.
[01:24:35] Unknown:
They all changed their names to make them sound more like
[01:24:40] Benjamin Balderson:
Mid Eastern. But yeah. That way, they don't sound as Polish. If his name was, you know, if his name was fucking Ole, we'd all catch it. Right? Yeah.
[01:24:57] Unknown:
Let me see if I can see if I can
[01:25:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You're breaking up bad, Steve. Didn't hear what you said there. He's looking for it. He would Steve would be Sven.
[01:25:15] Unknown:
I would for sure. Let me let me pull this up just in case, you know, we haven't got kicked off of YouTube yet. And by the way, I have, like, thoughts about the dude who's talking, but that's not pertinent to the conversation, and it has nothing to do with the information that he's
[01:25:41] Unknown:
putting out at this point. I show you what I'm about to show you. Your mind will be blown. You're gonna be blindsided. Every single Israeli prime minister has a fake name. Did you know that? I was just talking about Ben Gurion. Do you know what his original name is? It's Gruen, g r u e n. He changed it to make it sound more Jewish and sound more Middle Eastern. Do you know what Netanyahu's real name is? It's not Netanyahu, it's Milkovsky. I swear to God, go and look it up. You'll find you'll find Milkovsky. That's his real name.
These are remember what Israelis are. Israelis are European Jews. They don't come from Palestine, but they wanna make they want you to make you believe. They wanna they wanna make believe and make you believe that they come from this area, that they are indigenous to the land, that they're so Jewish. Right? Even if they have no connection. So they changed their names. Here's another one. Moshe Sharat, his name is Chertok originally. You've got Levi Eshkol. Eshkol was Shkolonic. So he changed it from Shkolonic to Eshkol. Then you have Yigal Alon.
[01:26:47] Unknown:
To be clear, if my name was Shklonik,
[01:26:50] Benjamin Balderson:
I would change it to someone else. Israel's First Female Prime Minister.
[01:26:53] Unknown:
Her real name is not Golda Meir, it's Mabovitch, Mabovitch. Golder. More like mad bitch. We have Yitzhak Rabin. Oh, that's Joe. His name is not Rabin. It's Rubitsov. Are you seeing the pattern? These are Eastern European names. Not Palestinian, not Jewish, not, Middle Eastern. They're Eastern European. Okay? They're not Palestinian. They don't come from this region. Yitzhak Shamir. He he's a great one. You know? Yitzhak Shamir, he's on the wanted poster because, he was wanted by the British police in Palestine for terrorism, but they don't tell you that. So Yitzhak Shamir, his original name is Yezernitsky.
Yezernitsky. Shimon Perez, Persky. Netanyahu, I already told you, Malikovsky. I think I said Milkovsky. Excuse me. It's Malikovsky. Never you know, it's the same point. Ehud Barak is Brog. So b r o g. Brog. He changed it to Barak. Ariel Sharon, his original name is Shinerman. Shinerman. He changed it to Sharon. And Yair Lapid, who's, you still see him, changing posts. His original name is Lampel. So he changed it from Lampel to Lapid.
[01:28:18] Benjamin Balderson:
That last one, I wouldn't have caught as anything. It's like neither of them meant anything to me, but the rest of them, %. It's a lot of different things because it's specifically Eastern European, not Northern European. So it's all Eastern Bloc outside of Russia. And for those of us that know, the the the small hats did a little revolution in in Russia back then. And so there's a lot of those types floating around in that area and not in Northern Europe.
[01:28:49] Unknown:
Yep.
[01:28:52] Unknown:
Shiner man.
[01:28:54] Benjamin Balderson:
Shiner man.
[01:28:55] Unknown:
So superhero name.
[01:28:57] Unknown:
The country so fake they had to name it is real for you to believe it.
[01:29:06] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:29:10] Unknown:
Is it Mel Brooks who released, the Mel Brooks who released the History of the World part one and then Yeah. Part two and, I guess, they're writing part three currently in real time. Are they? I think it's happening. I don't know. Check the news in the morning.
[01:29:27] Unknown:
Just randomly, shout out to Joe from Legit Bat who's been texting me for the last fifteen minutes.
[01:29:36] Benjamin Balderson:
Joe.
[01:29:38] Unknown:
I I guess my my tinfoil hat episode got put out tonight. I thought it was coming out tomorrow.
[01:29:45] Unknown:
Oh, so this is kind of the release party we're having.
[01:29:49] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:29:50] Steve :
Okay.
[01:29:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:29:53] Benjamin Balderson:
Joe, you're gonna have to bring your lovely wife here. Mhmm. And then we'll get Steve here. It's how that's going to happen. Lovely fiance.
[01:30:04] Unknown:
Maybe wife at that point. I don't know. Yeah. We'll we'll make some food. But, yeah, Joe's a badass, dude. I love those guys. They're right.
[01:30:18] Benjamin Balderson:
We've got, like, two shoe boxes. We could put some stuffing in them, and you guys can sleep in them.
[01:30:28] Unknown:
And they'll be assigned a kitten.
[01:30:31] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm saying that the property. Yeah. You'll go home with some extra cats. They already have they already have animals, but, we'll send them with some extra. That that's the rule. You can't leave without taking a cat.
[01:30:48] Unknown:
But you can't leave a cat either. It's not take a cat. Not leave a cat. We an animal exchange.
[01:30:54] Benjamin Balderson:
It is not an exchange. Okay. Steve don't even know it, but he came and stayed for a few days. He's got a cat at his house. He don't even know about it yet. It's true. It's true. I'd I hear it at night. Yeah.
[01:31:09] Unknown:
But it it mostly it it's like, what, aliens? Mostly, it comes out at night mostly.
[01:31:19] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm. What it's waiting for is to have some kittens, and then it'll use them as anchor babies, and Steve won't be able to kick them out. Yeah. My girl wants a cat. She does.
[01:31:31] Unknown:
And a tiny dog. I don't understand having, like, not a real dog. I can't get my head around it.
[01:31:40] Unknown:
If your cat's larger than your dog, I don't know what to say. It's kind of off putting. You don't have a dog. You have a large rat.
[01:31:49] Unknown:
It's furry.
[01:31:51] Benjamin Balderson:
The time I do understand the having the small dog is at night. I understand it then. Because at night, when fat ass over upstairs there, flops over, he crushes me or tries to push me off the bed. And, like, if you just have, like, a little, like, cat size, the cats, they just kind of wedge themselves into a little spot, you know, and it's alright.
[01:32:17] Unknown:
Balderson is the Oprah Winfrey of kitten giveaways. That's that's true. That's true. What up, hometown? What up, hometown? Hey, town.
[01:32:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. We have so many more cats than you guys ever see. So many more. Stealthy. The the ones that you guys see are usually the ones that, that, like, I'm friends with. There's a whole bunch of them I don't really know that well.
[01:32:48] Unknown:
When the stream ends, they just emerge from their shadows. Hey, Lucy. You gotta fucking get,
[01:32:54] Unknown:
on the rumble shit for the the show or, you know, Odyssey or Bitchute or something like that, you should definitely be in the chat. In fact, you should probably be in the Telegram group. We we have an awesome AM wake up Telegram group. It's the fucking best. And, like, several months ago, I was like, I don't really do anything on Thursday. Maybe I'll do a voice call on Telegram. Ever since then, there's, like, a nonstop voice call on the Telegram group where people just it's a community building exercise. People get to know each other, all that kind of shit. They share information that's absolutely fucking incredible. Like, it's really fucking cool what what's taken place over the last, like, year or so that we've had the group.
[01:33:51] Benjamin Balderson:
So This one's this one's my red nose, Betty. Aw. You
[01:33:58] Unknown:
guys. Sup, knucklehead?
[01:34:01] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Miss Freya's. She's such a goofball. Yeah. We ours are actually mixed. The you wouldn't know it, but, apparently, they got red nose in them somewhere because Tyr and Scotty, it's been all their puppies, and they've had, like, like, 26 or 28 or something that are all blue nose. But then, they had two red nose.
[01:34:34] Unknown:
And they And then there's fucking Gomez who's like the absolute fucking the exception to all of the rules.
[01:34:44] Benjamin Balderson:
He made he he made his dad his dad was feeling like a fatty after Gomez was here. Gomez was looking lean and mean. Me having his, like, looking like a roly poly.
[01:34:57] Unknown:
He was backed up.
[01:34:59] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Well, that we didn't know that, you know, and it's shocking how much skinnier he's gotten since, he got neutered. Yeah. He was definitely backed up. And you don't, that must have been horrible. And, you know, obviously, we didn't notice it that much. I don't, I don't live in the city, so, you know, I don't see my dogs go to the bathroom. I just let them outside, and they go and do what they're doing. And, fortunately, Tyr and, Tyr and them, they're real good about it. They go out to the edges of the property to go to the bathroom, so they're real good about that.
[01:35:34] Unknown:
Yeah. I think the FTC was just fired, so we can use whatever colorful language we wanna use. Woo hoo.
[01:35:43] Benjamin Balderson:
Right. Well, that doesn't, that doesn't mean YouTube doesn't have their people hard at work searching for us. Speaking of which, so I didn't realize that the, the setup for monetizing and all that, they they lessen the requirements for
[01:36:13] Unknown:
secure secure and stick thing where people are of the opinion that they could stream video games or stream a hobby and then monetize it somehow. And some people do get to do that for a while.
[01:36:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Here's here's our red nose boy. He's real neurotic, but he loves Steve. Mhmm.
[01:36:38] Unknown:
Hi, McGlick. What's up, buddy? What's up?
[01:36:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yes. You're the Licki boy.
[01:36:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Gomez is attached to my girl. He won't fucking
[01:36:58] Benjamin Balderson:
he won't leave Well, you already said Proud Boys like like, fake booty Latinas. You already said that. Yeah.
[01:37:07] Unknown:
Well, you're trying to say my dog is a white supremacist?
[01:37:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You know, the the the the he he has all the hallmarks. He has all the markers. He does. I'm not saying there's a fire, but I'm saying there's smoke.
[01:37:25] Unknown:
It's funny, dude. I can get up. I I get up at, like, 04:30, four forty five in the morning and go do show prep and stuff like that. I can get up and go walk out of the bedroom and shit. The moment her feet touch the ground actually, the moment she pulls covers off of her, he's like, mom's up. And then he's like right at her feet. It's kind of gross as far as that kind of asshole fucking turncoat rat shit.
[01:38:04] Benjamin Balderson:
Traitor.
[01:38:08] Unknown:
Not you right now. Have you checked in with your crypto trading friends lately? How are they doing? Our prices down across the boards?
[01:38:18] Benjamin Balderson:
How are crypto prices going? Gold is skyrocketed over 3,000 an ounce now.
[01:38:26] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:38:28] Benjamin Balderson:
Which we're gonna go gold panning here next month. So if you wanna go do that, Joe, you can go gold panning. We're gonna go out as a gold panning crew.
[01:38:42] Unknown:
You can just My dad my dad's coming. And get up and put it in your pocket.
[01:38:46] Benjamin Balderson:
My dad's coming. He's been watching Discovery Channel or History Channel or whatever channel shows the gold shows. Mhmm. He's been watching them. He's ready. 3,000 an ounce. Fucking Jesus. It don't take much of a piece of gold to be worth something at 3,000 an ounce. Right. Right. I'm like, stripes. And I told him, I said, all the hallmarks for the economy crash and have been there for quite some time already. And the big one for me always has always been because I remember this from the o eight crash. I owned a house prior to o eight and owned a house into that bubble and watched has as all that went down.
And when the housing price so so as a kid taking economics, in econ, we were taught that 25% of your, net income was the most you wanted to spend on how on housing. And when, when an average person's income and I'm not talking about some high school kid working at McDonald's or something. You know, when a person that's got a normal job, when one quarter of their income won't rent them anything, when that won't get you nothing but a dumpster, you know the economy is about shit to fucking overturn, and we're about to have a another, trash.
It's just how it is. Right? At this point, around here, if you wanna rent a one bedroom place that you're not living with six other people, you're gonna pay $2.03, $4 a month Yep. For that place. Well, ain't none of these kids making $16. You know? That's a a quarter of your rate of your net, not your gross, your net. Mhmm. Like, Christ. So that you know that the when it it becomes unsustainable, well, then once these places can't rent out, all these people that who had the credit to purchase them that were buying them as, passive income, they can't make the passive income payments because they they weren't doing it right and extend themselves out and then count on the rental in order to make the payments, and all of it just falls flat.
[01:41:20] Unknown:
I know this is, off topic, but I fucking love this habanero sauce. I dumped a bunch of the habanero sauce on some barbecue sauce and mixed it up and had it with some steak fries. Dude, so fucking good.
[01:41:39] Unknown:
Do you have a strategic reserve of this sauce?
[01:41:42] Unknown:
We're we're adding it to the regimen of the barbecue sauce that, my friend and cohost on Blunt Forest Teal and I are creating, which is the Hard R barbecue sauce company. Because we believe that the best food is made with a little bit of bigotry.
[01:42:06] Benjamin Balderson:
The best jokes are
[01:42:08] Unknown:
If you don't have a a cook who's willing to, like, you know or a chef or whatever is willing to, like, cuss you out and and hurl a bunch of racial slurs at you while they're serving you food, it's not gonna be as good. The the best food truly is served up with a side of bigotry. So at the Hard R Barbecue Sauce Company, we strive to put both flavor and racism into every bite.
[01:42:40] Benjamin Balderson:
It makes it tangy. Yeah.
[01:42:47] Unknown:
Yeah. I'm not kidding. She's she's already whipped up a bunch of batches. She'll be at the Third Eye Carnival in Nashville with some of them for you guys to sample with, Texas Slim Beef Initiative freaking meat.
[01:43:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Get sold out.
[01:43:04] Unknown:
Is that event still available to Yeah. You can still get to the the the it's an 18 acre property. We could probably fit 700 people there. So the, you know, 200 or so that we're gonna get more than enough room for it. There's a family camp area, a rowdy kid camp area. Everybody you know, you make noise all fucking night. There's really no neighbors. 10 bonfire pits. Live music, live podcast, live comedy. I don't I don't I don't know what more you could ask for. Do you know? $90 for the whole weekend.
[01:43:49] Unknown:
Can you pay in crypto?
[01:43:51] Unknown:
You can. Trump Trump coin? For sure. For sure.
[01:43:55] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:43:56] Unknown:
Okay. You have to pay double if it's Melania coin. But yeah.
[01:44:02] Unknown:
But you'll work out the exchange rate at the moment of exchange.
[01:44:06] Benjamin Balderson:
What about Haktou a coin?
[01:44:09] Unknown:
I think that ship done sailed. What a fucking scam, dude.
[01:44:18] Unknown:
What a scam. Do you remember the days of Kickstarter when people were wanting to make potato salad? So they went to Kickstarter so they could get money to make potato salads.
[01:44:31] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:44:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Gomez.
[01:44:37] Unknown:
Now you can make a token and use it as a fundraiser, but not explain it as such. So it's a financial vehicle for investing, but it's really a fundraiser for the people making it. That's what the whole, like, DAO thing was. Right? The decentralized autonomous organization.
[01:44:58] Unknown:
Mhmm. It's like it's DAO.
[01:45:00] Unknown:
It's like religious. It's sacred. Oh. But it fails. Ethereum is still a thing, I guess. But after the the DAO failure and, you know, Vitalik Buterin is just Oh, no. Just look at the guy. Just look at the guy. If you see the people behind your favorite coins, does that inspire confidence in you or not? What about Ray's? Do you accept Ray's? I don't know that they're still printed
[01:45:36] Unknown:
anymore. Yeah. No. It's a defunct token. In fact, they just very recently, when you went to go set up a live stream and you selected free, it would say you will only be paid in RAE token. Now it says you will only be you can't you can only receive tips through USDC. Like, they've fully scrapped the rate token. Well, and they left a lot of people holding the bag on that too.
[01:46:10] Unknown:
And the stable coins that will never be audited. That's a feature, not a bug.
[01:46:20] Unknown:
I don't know. Is that is that a a a reality? I don't know.
[01:46:26] Unknown:
It's such a murky area. It doesn't bode well for people who don't understand the technology. There are claims that the president of The United States Of America does not understand exactly what Bitcoin does. Bitcoin's the first. If you don't understand what Bitcoin does, then how can you understand what Trump coin does or Melania coin does. So his advisers suggested that perhaps this is a way that foreign governments, corporations, other entities could provide, funds anonymously, pseudo anonymously without having to declare that they're they're the ones behind the the fund transfer.
But then if they show up in person and they can just say, here's hey. Does this number mean anything to you? And they could, you know, match it in the back. So there's a lot of campaign finance stuff happening, but it's not under the laws of campaign finance. And you're talking about the spongy the spongy liberals who need their money. Have they used have they used cryptos? Have the oligarchs and the ruling class, have they used this new financial technology to their benefit?
[01:47:47] Unknown:
The asset class. Yeah. Absolutely. Especially when you look at the 700,000,000 investment into the US Treasury by Tether. You look at Larry Fink from BlackRock encouraging the Bitcoin strategic reserve after previously saying, you know,
[01:48:09] Benjamin Balderson:
it was It blows my mind. Bitcoin strategic reserve. What the fuck?
[01:48:16] Unknown:
Yeah. That does not mean that the Federal Reserve or the White House or Congress has decided to purchase new Bitcoin or old Bitcoin or use Bitcoin, but rather that they have amassed through asset seizure
[01:48:36] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm.
[01:48:37] Unknown:
A large amount. And now they just wanna gather all around to to kinda figure out how much they actually hold. But they don't plan to buy anything, and they certainly can't sell any of it. Because if they were to sell it, well, imagine if they sold it all at the same time, wouldn't that bring the price to zero? So in a way, isn't that a strategic a strategic way to control an asset?
[01:49:08] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. It's all about currency manipulation. It always has been.
[01:49:14] Unknown:
So when Gavin Andreessen, his email address was put on the Bitcoin homepage, and he became the front man for this. And In Q Tel CIA agent said, come on over and give us a presentation about this project you're working on. And we don't get an answer from our debate guests on that. Just kinda silence the crickets.
[01:49:45] Unknown:
Well, it's an it's an uncomfortable subject.
[01:49:50] Unknown:
But it was never hidden. It wasn't like it was not available information. Gavin and Dreessen publicly many times said, out of transparency, yeah, I'm going to talk at In Q Tel and CIA, and they're very curious about about this project. And he he presented to them what this new technology was about and how it solves a double spend thing and if it's like cash or, you know, if criminals could use it. He gave the entire presentation. He played with them the entire time. Other people who were going outside of that box and were thinking more creatively, they were harassed. They they were arrested.
Their projects and businesses were shut down. It was sort of a sort of a shakedown. So now in 2025 with this new asset class of of of digital technologies, FinCEN as I like to call it. Financial FinCEN financial. What is the e they have all these all these buzzwords that they like to use, and I don't think Trump really cares to understand all of it. But he understands gold. He understands wealth. He understands money, and he understands power.
[01:51:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, if you really look at it with the Fiat monetary system, they, the fractional reserve, they weren't putting up anything of value of their own anyways. Like, say you went to go get a house loan, the down payment that you put down is the money that they use and they fraction that and give it back to you. So they're they've been selling you thin air for years. And so, honestly, this this fits right along with it because now the only thing of value is the money you put in to buy the Bitcoin or whatever. There is no innate value in and of itself.
[01:51:49] Unknown:
It didn't start with blood, sweat, and tears, but now people are taking their blood, sweat, and tears that they put in at a workplace for how many hours a week, and then they get a paycheck. Or if they get other USD funds through Social Security or whatever benefits, lawyers, JJ Wentworth, whatever they get. They take that money, and then they put it into the digital assets, the digital currencies because that's something that was advertised to them. It's like the stock market is old, it's broken, but this new thing, anybody can invest in it. So these new investors are taking the money and instead of, you know, it trickling down, they're just throwing it up in the air and it's being vacuumed up to the top.
So it's it is a transfer of wealth, but in what direction? The people that have the money are magnetically attracting the money towards them, and the people that don't have it are gambling their lives away.
[01:52:48] Unknown:
On, like, shitcoin. Mean coin.
[01:52:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Which is no different than a I'll pay to a coin, which
[01:52:56] Unknown:
look. Dude, I still maintain. Why would you not call that Spitcoin? Yeah. Like, that's the biggest marketing miss of the last year as far as I'm concerned.
[01:53:16] Benjamin Balderson:
Still waiting on mono Monaco Monica Lewinsky blunt wraps.
[01:53:23] Unknown:
They they they did have Lewin like, Monica cigars. They did. That was a branded thing, like, fifteen years ago or something like that, twenty years ago.
[01:53:32] Unknown:
Call them Monica Lewinsky blunt wraps.
[01:53:35] Benjamin Balderson:
It it'd be a presidential blunt
[01:53:38] Unknown:
for sure. Blue dress blue dress blunt wraps.
[01:53:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Horrible.
[01:53:47] Unknown:
It might leave a stain, but you'll remember it.
[01:53:53] Benjamin Balderson:
And I I jumped on on, Friday with, verbal combat. It was horrible. Oh. I got into a two on two and a half and half the debate. The guys did not understand what, the difference between a a a fucking victimless crime
[01:54:11] Unknown:
and, a victim's crime. And I Okay. So so the topic that you guys had some differences on, you you agreed that you had differences opinion on the topic of what a victimless crime is.
[01:54:24] Benjamin Balderson:
No. Whether a victimless crime should be, decriminalized.
[01:54:29] Unknown:
Okay. So decriminalizing victimless crimes.
[01:54:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And they didn't understand what a victimless crime was in any way, shape, or form. Took half the debate to get that far with them. So fucking how did the debate go towards
[01:54:44] Unknown:
a guy in a trench coat outside of a public school elementary Yeah. You know, recess center or, you know, the gate around it. It's where they have the recess, and now there's a man in a trench coat exposing himself, deriving pleasure from this. And somehow that's where the debate went.
[01:55:06] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. And I said, well, that would be criminal because you can't do things like that of a sexual nature around children. And then they're just like, you're smuggling children in there. I'm like, the fuck are you talking about? It was in the setup. Like, specifically.
[01:55:23] Unknown:
I don't know. When you leave your house, there are eyeballs of all ages, and they are looking all over to see who's wearing clothes and who's not wearing clothes.
[01:55:35] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. There's a victim. Right? You know, like, when you're looking at if you go to court, if there is a second name besides the state in your crime, if the state brings up a witness besides a police officer, then it's not a victimless crime. If the state is the only one being offended, it's a victimless crime. Victimless crimes can range from anything from a speeding ticket to smoking a joint out in the woods by yourself. Right? They can there's a bunch of things. If there isn't a victim, I would contend that it's not jail worthy.
[01:56:20] Unknown:
I've seen videos of police officers driving official company vehicles and doing very poorly, including Yeah. Maneuvers as pulling in front of 18 wheelers and then slamming the brake in front of them
[01:56:37] Benjamin Balderson:
and not understanding people are crazy. You know, physics, I I guess.
[01:56:44] Unknown:
Well, that's I mean, there. Okay. So do you make a distinction between potential for harm and no harm at that point? But what constitutes reckless and what constitutes responsible personal behavior? You know? Like
[01:57:05] Unknown:
If you leave your house without having a body cam live streaming your every action,
[01:57:11] Unknown:
then you are engaging in reckless behavior. You have a phone. It's recording everything you do anyway.
[01:57:17] Benjamin Balderson:
The the the fact the fact is is the world's dangerous, and people engage in reckless behavior in a million different ways and die from it in a million different ways every day. So, no, I would not criminalize somebody for reckless ass behavior. There's definitely now with this said, part of that was decriminalization, meaning you don't go to jail for it. That doesn't mean that things are always acceptable either. It just means you don't go to jail for it. There are other there are other methods of curtailing different activities that people have. You can find them. There's social pressures.
You could as the city make them move out of the city, all kinds of different ways that if somebody isn't fitting in with your society, you can pressure them to either do so or move to a different area where they will either be, you know, around people that don't care or like them. Like, there's lots of ways of doing these things without putting a person in jail unless there is a victim. And then absolutely, I'm down for you should put this person in jail now. Now there's a victim.
[01:58:36] Unknown:
And those people should be castrated?
[01:58:40] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, you you
[01:58:44] Unknown:
where did we jump to this? Which piece of This is how I this is how I win the argument. I, we take one topic, and then the result is we castrate sex offenders.
[01:58:55] Unknown:
Hey, Marcus. You need to make me an admin on the YouTube channel so I can post links.
[01:59:03] Unknown:
Yes, sir. Wow. Just confirm your identity here.
[01:59:10] Benjamin Balderson:
I would I would not be against some sex offenders being castrated. Although, in my in in for real, they're most of them, I would just hang outside of the courthouse and leave them dangling there for similar reasons that we discussed earlier in the episode. And so I wouldn't even do that, but there are some that, yes, I would probably see that as an option. Yeah. That is not a victimless crime. There was distinctly a victim.
[01:59:56] Unknown:
Well and just, you know, punching somebody in the face over and over and over and over and over sometimes doesn't work.
[02:00:04] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Until you know, I and and I know a lot of people would find that strange because I'm all for making some things not criminal, but then going way further than most people would in other instances. And that's you know, you're just gonna have to fucking live with that. Like, I don't know what to tell you. Fucking like, mostly, I'm a live and let live type person, but then there's them some that just too deviate, too much of a bad person. And those people, you just gotta be done with it. I'm not a real big jailing type person. It doesn't it doesn't make any sense to me. I'm not sure how that typically is gonna help anybody.
[02:01:02] Unknown:
I mean, it'll help potential victims down the road, maybe. I don't know. Yeah.
[02:01:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Right. You you've just now made this person an absolute, you know, leech on society. The person can't even even help it at that point. When they get out, they're still most likely gonna be deviant. Now they're they're the where they were deviant before, you've made their circumstances drastically worse most likely. Yeah. You know? So that doesn't typically make people start doing things that are less deviant when you make their living in their their social situation much worse.
[02:01:46] Unknown:
No. It's better.
[02:01:48] Unknown:
Doesn't sound like you're arguing in favor of the universal basic income.
[02:01:54] Benjamin Balderson:
No. I'm definitely not arguing in favor of that. That that that doesn't make any sense to me in any way, shape, or form. I don't understand how that works. Where where does where does this money come from?
[02:02:09] Unknown:
Right. The economic model of the economy is boom and bust cycles with managed inflation through the the gold standard anyways. Right. So that's all expected. That's all expected in the cycle. So things will go up, things will go down over time. It's the roller coaster. We have to ride it out.
[02:02:35] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Unlike that, like Gregory Walker was talking about earlier, did gold go up or did the dollar go down? The gold value tends to stay very reasonable. It seems that the thing the purchasing power of gold stays about the same. So it's the value of the dollar that changes. I would pause it though that recently, gold has risen above the deflation of the dollar, and I think that's due to what's, going on economically and fears of that kind of thing. But, it's Steve's Ahmad. He has the power. But, I would say that it's recently risen above the deflation of the dollar, that it it is exceeding that.
But I think that's due to people realizing that we're about to have an economic crash, and, they have no place else stable to put it, Especially when land, which was the gold standard of stability, they you know, in the February through, the different games that they played have made it so land is absolutely not stable, and these pieces of property that are selling for 405 hundred thousand dollars right now are gonna be worth a hundred thousand dollars in a year. Yeah.
[02:04:15] Unknown:
Not with the cheap building materials they use on these new homes.
[02:04:19] Benjamin Balderson:
Yo. Just the land price. Like, my home my my home I live in right now, at one point in time, this property sold for $385,000. I spent 80 on it. So at one point in time, somebody spent spent 300. I don't know if that ever actually got but that was the agreed to price or whatever was on the paperwork. $385,000. Fucking, like, the all these properties up here are like that. You go look them up and you look up their history. In the height of the green rush, these properties were fucking crazy prices. And now that money is not there, so the property prices aren't there either. And so if you went and spent in fact, some of these there some of these people around here, like, there's one lady up here. No. She sold the house to some folks, and she really wants to kick them out because they haven't been paying their bill and paying their rent.
But the problem is is this has went on long enough that she'll never even get remotely close to what she sold that sold it to them for. So no matter what, she's taken a giant hit. She has to depend on trying to force them into paying that amount because the the property is not worth fucking even a quarter of what she got for it originally.
[02:05:46] Unknown:
Has she tried drilling for oil? Drill baby drill?
[02:05:49] Benjamin Balderson:
There is no oil underneath this product. There is no essential oils. Plate, dude. There is water. Lots of water. Water holds value.
[02:06:01] Unknown:
Yeah. Having clean water is a valuable thing.
[02:06:06] Benjamin Balderson:
It is. Definitely why we bought these properties because the heavy availability of water. Like, you can't live without it.
[02:06:22] Unknown:
That's why the price of avocados and pistachios are so high because of all the water it takes.
[02:06:30] Benjamin Balderson:
Almonds are a real monster for water. Oh, yeah.
[02:06:35] Unknown:
Yeah. That's all, like, Gold Country where my kids are and shit like that. Oakdale and, you know, Gold Rush Country and shit like that. It's all there's no fucking water table. It's all been sucked dry to feed Almond Farms and the other various tree nut farms and shit like that. It's gone. It's gone.
[02:07:08] Benjamin Balderson:
That's horrifying. Horrifying. Thankfully, there's no land around here that's worth growing. So once they quit growing pot on it, they ain't they ain't got no real value anymore. Not like that. You need flats to grow fucking that kind of trees and stuff. And they're trying to fix all the waterways here to try and get the salmon to come back and get the salmon to come back up the eel. Mhmm.
[02:07:40] Unknown:
Yep. You gotta fucking reseeder the entire fucking riverbank. Well, you gotta give them, an area where they're going to want to be. And when they took out all of the bankside cedar trees and shit like that, it destroyed the entire fucking ecosystem.
[02:08:03] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, quit grumping at the cat.
[02:08:11] Unknown:
I was not,
[02:08:12] Benjamin Balderson:
I mean
[02:08:14] Unknown:
mom? Oh, yeah.
[02:08:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Scotty, baby.
[02:08:17] Unknown:
Oh, Scotty.
[02:08:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Scotty. Scotty. Scotty. Who's that baby? Who's that baby? Who's that baby?
[02:08:31] Unknown:
Jaw.
[02:08:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Jaw. What is wrong with? What is wrong with?
[02:08:35] Unknown:
That nose is a different color. No. Their nose is the exact same nose. Come here. Come here. You fucker. Come here. All the way up. I'm
[02:08:50] Unknown:
I'm colorblind. I I can't see noses.
[02:08:54] Benjamin Balderson:
Skye. Skye. She's a baby. She's a baby. Here's Gomez. Here's Gomez.
[02:09:09] Unknown:
Come on.
[02:09:17] Benjamin Balderson:
Lat, Pibble.
[02:09:21] Unknown:
YouTube loves animals. Rumble loves animals.
[02:09:26] Benjamin Balderson:
Okay, buddy.
[02:09:29] Unknown:
Oh, baby. K. That's my ear hole.
[02:09:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Where's my babies?
[02:09:34] Unknown:
Rockman, I don't think they care about anything but sharks.
[02:09:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Shh. Whales.
[02:09:42] Unknown:
That's your mom. That's your mom. I don't want your pee in my face. That was a lot, dude. That was a lot.
[02:09:58] Unknown:
It's a lot of love at one time.
[02:10:02] Benjamin Balderson:
You're a Nick. Yes. I know, Nick.
[02:10:08] Unknown:
Okay. Yes, mate. You're dismissed. Yeah.
[02:10:12] Unknown:
So the hard r habanero.
[02:10:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Does that have It's gonna be a hard r. Shouldn't it be, like, maybe a reaper? Reaper seems more of a hard r.
[02:10:28] Unknown:
I mean, look. You know? It's, it's in development.
[02:10:32] Benjamin Balderson:
It is.
[02:10:34] Unknown:
Is it gonna be in a, like, a aerosol
[02:10:37] Benjamin Balderson:
container? It's saying habanero seems kinda soft for a hard r. You know, that's,
[02:10:43] Unknown:
Little pump action. You get a little squirt action.
[02:10:46] Unknown:
Right. But it's all gonna look like a carb or all gonna look like a Molotov.
[02:10:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Okay. Just saying, hi. You know, fucking habanero. That's, like, something I can put on my breakfast eggs. Like Mhmm. You know, that's you can you can eat that before work. Like, you get yourself some nice ghost or some reaper and, you know, you don't really wanna have, limited access to a toilet for the next couple hours.
[02:11:17] Unknown:
Yeah, Lucy. The dog that Ben was holding up gave birth to the dog that I was holding up. There yeah. They're they're definitely related.
[02:11:28] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yeah. That's Gomez's mom. Yeah. She's the mamas.
[02:11:36] Unknown:
Yep. Yep.
[02:11:37] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. His dad his dad just had to get his get his, potatoes cut off. No. So no more babies out of him. Potatoes cut off. He's not Irish. Way, if you live in Northern California
[02:11:50] Unknown:
and you have, like, a blue pit, I really want to breed my dog with your dog.
[02:11:55] Benjamin Balderson:
Before he has to lose his potatoes.
[02:11:58] Unknown:
Yep. He's got a few more years, but, you know, he's almost four. Dude, he's almost four. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy. That's fucking crazy. Corruption. Into April.
[02:12:09] Benjamin Balderson:
They say it isn't really a problem till they're, like, seven. So what happened was is, Tier couldn't go to the bathroom. He couldn't go pee or poop. So
[02:12:20] Unknown:
it's Is that the dog you're still on?
[02:12:23] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Middle hit that middle age, and nobody was nobody was giving him the prostate blowjobs. You know? That was he wasn't getting none of that. So Issa was giving him plenty of blowjobs, but, she I don't know that she was having trouble getting that.
[02:12:40] Unknown:
Yeah. You know? Is that what it was?
[02:12:45] Benjamin Balderson:
She you know what? She could get it partway in there, but that dew claw would catch up. Nobody wants a dew claw on the sphincter.
[02:12:52] Unknown:
That's fair. That's fair.
[02:12:56] Unknown:
Dew Claw and the Sphincter,
[02:13:00] Unknown:
which is gonna be the name of my next album.
[02:13:04] Unknown:
It's not the single. I I think if Will Smith is
[02:13:07] Unknown:
still in the studio. The Will Smith story. The
[02:13:13] Benjamin Balderson:
song. The song. The song. The song.
[02:13:17] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. The sphincter.
[02:13:19] Benjamin Balderson:
That's what we're sampling. Back. Yes. Not too claw, Dew Claw. Dew Claw and the sphincter,
[02:13:27] Unknown:
the Will Smith story, a collection of story songs. Yes.
[02:13:34] Benjamin Balderson:
P Diddy gets honorable mention.
[02:13:37] Unknown:
Dude, they're trying to tell people that Sam Bankman Fried is Diddy's selly, and he's doing podcast from jail.
[02:13:49] Benjamin Balderson:
What? Yeah. You know what, dude? The first time I seen fucking old boy that tried to off Reagan fucking Hinkley. Hinckley. Singing a song on YouTube. I I I you know what? I I gave up. I was like, oh, oh, shit. Anything happens now. Alright. Yeah. You know, anything goes. We're we're in the we're in the broken timeline. We fucked up. We made a left turn at Albuquerque. Nobody even laughed. I don't even know if that's an actual real joke anymore.
[02:14:26] Unknown:
I I got it. I did. No. No Warner Brothers is censoring all the Looney Tunes stuff. Yeah. We actually can't say that on YouTube.
[02:14:34] Unknown:
Mhmm. Jeez.
[02:14:36] Unknown:
Yeah. No. Sam Bankman Fried did a a whole fucking, like, forty five minute long podcast with Tucker Carlson
[02:14:46] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[02:14:47] Unknown:
From prison because we live in a fucking cartoon.
[02:14:54] Unknown:
How do you get anywhere with the name Tucker?
[02:14:58] Unknown:
Your dad works for the CIA, and you're just green lit everywhere you go.
[02:15:06] Benjamin Balderson:
That does
[02:15:14] Unknown:
help. Are they hiring? Do they have a Oh, they're hiring, buddy. Online application process?
[02:15:20] Unknown:
Absolutely.
[02:15:25] Benjamin Balderson:
I we, you know what? My morality is too high, and I think I I don't think you're passing the personality test, Marcus.
[02:15:40] Unknown:
Is is there something do you have feedback for me to improve the personality?
[02:15:49] Benjamin Balderson:
No. I think your personality is fantastic.
[02:15:52] Unknown:
I don't think they will think so. The this is a couple of years old, but this is an actual CIA recruitment video.
[02:16:02] Unknown:
Miss assistant millennial?
[02:16:05] Unknown:
When I was 17, I quoted Zora Neale Hurston how it feels to be colored me in my college application essay. The line that spoke to me stated simply, I am not tragically colored. There is no sorrow dammed up in my soul nor lurking in my eyes. I do not mind at all. At 17, I had no idea what life would bring, but Sora's sentiment articulated so beautifully how I felt as a daughter of immigrants then and now. Nothing about me was or is tragic. I am perfectly made. I can wax eloquent on complex legal issues in English while also belting Guayaquil de mis amores in Spanish. I can change a diaper with one hand and console a crying toddler with the other.
I'm a woman of color. I am a mom. I am a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder. I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise. I am a walking decoration, a woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences suggesting that a question has been asked. I did not sneak into CIA. Employment was not and is not the result of a fluke or slip through the cracks. I earned my way in, and I earned my way up the ranks of this organization. I am educated, qualified, and competent, and sometimes I struggle. I struggle feeling like I could do more, be more to my two sons, and I struggle leaving the office when I feel there's so much more to do.
I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be. I am tired of feeling like I'm supposed to apologize the space I occupy rather than intoxicate people with my effort, my brilliance. I am proud of me. Full stop. My parents left everything they knew and loved to expose me to opportunities they never had. Because of them, I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at CIA. I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Know your worth.
Command your space. Miha, you're worth it.
[02:18:26] Benjamin Balderson:
That's a real thing that they put out. She was allowed to wear a shirt that had a fist going into a bonus hole for the entire video. Yeah. I I got I got to wonder if specifically they are looking because this is why I don't think, you would make it, Marcus. You Okay. All three of us have too much direction that, you know, I think part of why they go after, you know, that she she listed right there. She's a mentally broken person. She doesn't fit or understand society. And I think that that's very needed in those people. It's not that, we are particular society people, but we're particular aren't because we have too much direction. Then there's a whole group that doesn't have direction that they become very morally ambiguous because they don't really understand that society and their place in it.
Like, they they get Hey. The
[02:19:22] Unknown:
not to derail, but, remember last week when we played the Paul Harvey Farmer thing? So, two days later, it was Connor's birthday, and he co hosted the whole show with me. And so I played that for him, and he was like, damn. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But it was fucking wild to cohost a show with my kid. No shit. That's awesome. Yeah. That is really cool. Fucking three hours on his birthday. That's what he chose to do. That is cool as hell.
[02:20:03] Benjamin Balderson:
And, yeah, that's, God made a farmer. That one's hard to beat. And he called me old gay.
[02:20:09] Unknown:
Old and gay? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Because I called him half a fag because of his haircut, and so he had to escalate.
[02:20:19] Benjamin Balderson:
Solid. Solid. Yeah. Yeah. I have my son. I don't think any of my sons will ever do it, but I got a grandson that I'm real close to that, one night he called when I was on the show, and I threatened him. I was like, next time you do that, I'm just putting you on the show with us, kiddo. Yeah.
[02:20:40] Unknown:
Yeah. I don't do that anymore because the last time my girl called and I tried to put her on a show, it was the day her dad died. Oh, geez. Like, oh, never mind. I'm an asshole.
[02:20:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Holy shit. Yeah.
[02:20:54] Unknown:
Every time pasta calls, I put him on the show.
[02:20:57] Unknown:
How many dads does pasta have?
[02:21:01] Unknown:
Two? Pasta like this to become?
[02:21:07] Benjamin Balderson:
Pasta get the full ghosting also? What's that? Past to still get the full ghosting also?
[02:21:14] Unknown:
The full ghosting. No, man. No. He's fucking he's coming up to the Third Eye Carnival
[02:21:23] Benjamin Balderson:
in a couple of weeks. No. I tell him about from, Andrew Wilson.
[02:21:27] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. No. They're they haven't been boxing yet. No. They're as far as I know, there's no, set date whatsoever for that to take place. Yeah. You would think if you have, like, two fairly, you know, out of shape Roton gentlemen, they would be able to engage in a safe and secure round of fisticuffs for no fucking reason whatsoever.
[02:22:04] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It would definitely look like, the old boxing clown type thing. When he went out shooting with Jake Rattlesnake, he had the, the the the fat man cover all thing going on where you could tell he had you know, if you're if you're from an area where it's really cold and you have to wear coveralls, if you're a fat man, you end up in this pinch because you either have to buy coveralls that are giant or else your belly takes up the whole center, and then it sucks your legs up. Fucking Yeah. It makes it and makes you look ridiculous. And now that's where that's where he was was the, So that's the whole plot of Despicable Me.
[02:22:44] Unknown:
I have never seen Despicable Me. We've seen a movie poster. It's the guy who's trying to get his pants on one leg at a time.
[02:22:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Is it the one with little yellow dude, Minion dudes?
[02:22:54] Unknown:
Is that just Yeah. I think I think they're in the movie.
[02:23:00] Benjamin Balderson:
What?
[02:23:02] Unknown:
What?
[02:23:09] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I my my, I I can I do a better job with the my wife and I are really on the same page with things? So when my grandkids are here, we don't have we don't watch none of that nonsense. We're really, selective about what we let the grandkids watch when they're here. Most of the time, they're outside playing, but if they have to be inside, we're pretty selective about it, and we certainly don't watch things like that. So I haven't had to watch shit like that since my kids were little, and I didn't know better when they were little little, and then when I did actually, that was one of the first conspiracies I ever studied out.
It was after, Lion King and Little Mermaid and, Aladdin. And there was a it was like the dark side of Disney or something like that. And I read I read it and I I read all about the different thing conspiracy things and I went and I looked at those movies. And, yeah, it does spell out sex in the clouds in Lion King. My ex wife's dad had has the VHS with the penises, and and I'm not even one of them people that sees those kind of things. Like, those were not spires. Those were penises. Like, it it was insane. And so I tried to fight with my, ex wife's family and my ex wife about not having the kids, subjected to all that, but that was a losing battle.
I did not win. But with the grandkids, I don't I don't have that problem. This is why you can't have a wife that's got, substantially different morals. You'll end up with kids that you can't get along with and that don't That might join the CIA at some point. Join the CIA.
[02:25:05] Unknown:
Right. With the fist of filth on their Miha shirt.
[02:25:14] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yes.
[02:25:16] Unknown:
A woman of color. Are there colorless men in the world? Does everything have to be seen through a a dichotomy of this or that?
[02:25:27] Unknown:
You know, race pimping is a multibillion dollar industry.
[02:25:35] Unknown:
It it really is. Do colorless men need to choose a color?
[02:25:42] Unknown:
I mean, you could go outside and get a tan, but, you know, it's about the best you get.
[02:25:51] Benjamin Balderson:
12 of the Some people can. Some people can.
[02:25:58] Unknown:
You darken up a little bit.
[02:26:01] Benjamin Balderson:
On my arms. Like, the rest of me goes from red to white, like, white to red. That's the two colors. That's the two options I have. Translucent and transparent? But my arms my farmer tan, that actually sticks, and I get a real farmer tan. I appreciate cover coverage. Is orange a color?
[02:26:35] Unknown:
Are people racist against orange men?
[02:26:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. That's the most hated color of of man. I gotta admit, though, back in the in the late nineties, early '2 thousands, when all the girls were doing the orange spray tan, I thought it looked dumb too.
[02:26:53] Unknown:
The the Midwest tanning loose?
[02:26:55] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And I thought that looked dumb. So I I might be racist against orange too. I don't know. I always wondered that, though. Why do you guys wanna look orange? It's it's orange. It's weird.
[02:27:16] Unknown:
The spray tan shit is ridiculous. Like, you really do. You look like a fucking, I don't know, like a fucking Mattel doll.
[02:27:28] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Super weird.
[02:27:31] Unknown:
And so human.
[02:27:33] Benjamin Balderson:
So popular in the Midwest. You got, you know, you don't notice it when you're at the bar because the lighting's not good enough. But as soon as you get the lights on, you're like, the fuck?
[02:27:50] Unknown:
Hi, big head. What are you doing? Nobody likes dogs. Nobody likes dogs. Nobody.
[02:27:59] Benjamin Balderson:
Pain in the ass dogs. So Jim Bob gets back Friday, and then he's gonna set up, set up a date.
[02:28:12] Unknown:
So it may not be as early as next Tuesday.
[02:28:14] Benjamin Balderson:
Probably not. You don't get back till Friday.
[02:28:18] Unknown:
So looks like we have an open spot available for Tuesday. I've got an email, [email protected] if you want to RSVP. We'll try the opt in approach.
[02:28:36] Unknown:
Right. And, yeah, if you're, you know, in the if you're in the Telegram group and you feel like there's something you wanna debate, let me know, and then Marcus is in there. Ben's in there. Everybody's in there. Just you know? Be vociferous. Do that. We encourage it.
[02:29:00] Unknown:
It's okay. We won't dislike you. We can plan our Will Smith listening party.
[02:29:06] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm.
[02:29:08] Unknown:
I think that'll be a big album. That'll be huge.
[02:29:11] Unknown:
Yeah. It'll be back to back Drake and Will Smith listening parties.
[02:29:16] Benjamin Balderson:
That that was what I was gonna do with my time. That is I wouldn't I wouldn't rather watch cats fight or grass grow or
[02:29:29] Unknown:
Well, you you can watch paint dry and cats grow and grass cut itself while listening to the soundtrack of your life from Will Smith.
[02:29:41] Benjamin Balderson:
No. No. I can't. I I just can't.
[02:29:49] Unknown:
Not a multitasker.
[02:29:51] Unknown:
Doing, dog?
[02:29:53] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, you know, I live off grid. Mhmm. And so if I get step away from this little area, all my electronics don't work. And so then for me to go do all those other enjoyable things, I have to see like a flat
[02:30:06] Unknown:
wax thing that spins around with a needle on it to listen to the sound. You're a vine.
[02:30:18] Benjamin Balderson:
Did you see that, apparently, CDs are garbage now or DVDs and CDs are garbage now? Do you have a rot? Yeah. That there's a guy like rot. Saving measures by large corporations
[02:30:31] Unknown:
to create a disk that has planned obsolescence? That's a conspiracy. That's not real. That's just a theory. You'll own nothing and be upset about not being able to watch Looney Tunes cartoons on streaming.
[02:30:49] Benjamin Balderson:
Which just tells you that, see, this is how ahead of the game you know Marcus is. Marcus, he skipped out on the CDs. He's got VHSs. There ain't no planned obsolescence of a VHS. Those things aren't gonna deteriorate. In eighty years, he's still gonna be able to pop in his his original copy of Goonies. Magnolia. No. Magnolia. Yeah. That was what I would've guessed. What exactly Jesus. That's thick. It's two. What is Magnolia?
[02:31:19] Unknown:
Two tapes. Magnolia? We'll watch Magnolia sometime.
[02:31:23] Benjamin Balderson:
No. We won't.
[02:31:25] Unknown:
No. No. It's a nice, movie about flowers. We can watch flowers grow. No. Still got Shazam.
[02:31:37] Benjamin Balderson:
You still got Shazam?
[02:31:39] Unknown:
Yeah. That's good. Somewhere over there.
[02:31:43] Unknown:
Like, Will Smith played a genie too. So maybe Will Smith will do a remake of Shazam. Oh,
[02:31:50] Benjamin Balderson:
yeah. Maybe.
[02:31:52] Unknown:
Bring back the boombox. Maybe maybe a sequel or prequel. You know, you think, is some bad on good terms with Will Smith?
[02:32:00] Benjamin Balderson:
I have been to Marcus's house, but not in his room. I imagine his room is like a vault of hard drives and other odd memorabilia because you can have any odd conversation, and Marcus can reach over just like he did there and whip out something that matches what you're talking about.
[02:32:22] Unknown:
Mhmm. A little gnomes that hand me stuff. A little helper gnomes.
[02:32:27] Benjamin Balderson:
There that's handy. I have a wife. She's she's taller than a gnome by a little bit.
[02:32:34] Unknown:
A little bit. Not not a lot of it.
[02:32:38] Benjamin Balderson:
No. Not a lot of it. She has she has a grandma, and I think that grandma only made made it to, like, four foot or something like that. And when she originally got brought home, she was in a literal shoe box and would stay in a shoe box above the stove. Tiny peoples.
[02:33:01] Unknown:
Yeah. Which is weird because, on the opposite end, the Dutch are usually like, the Dutch men are giant. Or she's Danish. Or Danish. Yeah. The Danish men are fucking giant too. Yep. Yeah. They We're not very fucking diminutive, though. Yeah. We. Yeah.
[02:33:21] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. No. Every all everybody in her family is just tiny. Tiny tiny people. My girl's
[02:33:28] Unknown:
five foot in shoes.
[02:33:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I feel I feel like they I feel like I'm in the land of the Lilliputians when I go over there. Yeah. Like oh,
[02:33:43] Unknown:
You have to squat to use the sink.
[02:33:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, dude. Their shower because their dad hand built the house. Mhmm. So their shower, I swear, hits me right in the nipples. I walk up, and I'm like, the head I like to to try and wash my beard. I gotta
[02:34:00] Unknown:
Scrunch down a bit. Yeah. It.
[02:34:03] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It's hilarious. Because, yeah, nobody else in that's that's plenty tall for everybody there.
[02:34:16] Unknown:
I think we'll have time to go through all the files that were released. Five five or six days, and then we can report back what we find next week.
[02:34:26] Unknown:
I mean, they they gave some binders with empty pages to a couple of conservative influencers. The that's all they've done. Yeah. As far as I know.
[02:34:44] Benjamin Balderson:
There ain't nothing getting released. There ain't nothing there isn't nothing happening. Like, that was all just big big shit talk.
[02:34:52] Unknown:
And they just they're gonna opt for a a Wiki release model where they just release documents solely over time so people can go over them.
[02:35:02] Unknown:
No. I think that ship sailed
[02:35:05] Unknown:
Okay.
[02:35:06] Unknown:
As far as that goes. Like, you can maybe find maybe find new leaks on Cryptome or Pirate Bay.
[02:35:16] Benjamin Balderson:
I think I think releasing the Silk Road guy was pretty much that was the the end of that. Is he gonna ask for his Bitcoin back? He should.
[02:35:30] Unknown:
He fucking should. They stole it from him. Mhmm.
[02:35:34] Unknown:
So if he's pardoned, then that means he's the victim of a of a crime committed against him, and everything should be returned to him and more
[02:35:49] Benjamin Balderson:
due to his time and wages. Well, I don't know. What do pardons mean anymore? Apparently, they don't mean anything anymore.
[02:35:56] Unknown:
Well, Trump did the okay. So Trump went on truth social yesterday or something like that and was like, you know, the pardons for Fauci and Hunter Biden and the Biden family are void. And then he went on camera, like, ten minutes later, and he was like, well, it's something for the courts to decide. But the whole MAGA call is just gonna run with Trump voided the pardons, and they're not going to give a fuck about whether or not the process plays out that way. So it's a fucking it's a reality TV administration.
[02:36:39] Unknown:
I didn't expect anything more. I didn't expect anything less.
[02:36:44] Unknown:
Yeah. I just in case there's people because we are on YouTube. In case there's people that are still, like, you know, hooked into that two party illusion, the government is going to lie to you and the government is never going to solve the problems of government. So so we're clear.
[02:37:07] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. The the one thing you can guarantee is that both the parties don't give two shits about you.
[02:37:15] Unknown:
Yep. They might try to throw you some scraps every now and then, and that's to keep you placated so that you don't check out from them and go live your actual life.
[02:37:36] Benjamin Balderson:
Thank you, Carly.
[02:37:40] Unknown:
What are you fucking whining for, dawg?
[02:37:44] Unknown:
Stream's getting long.
[02:37:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Yep. At that time.
[02:37:50] Unknown:
Okay.
[02:37:53] Benjamin Balderson:
I'll figure out what a pardon is. We will try and pick a fight next week, guys.
[02:37:59] Unknown:
Help us pick fights. Yeah. If you have a social media account, fucking get get in there on our behalf and be like, hey. You should have a conversation with and see if you can encourage some of these fucking deep fried pussies. Get in the pit for a minute. And I understand that, you know, calling any potential debate guest a deep fried pussy is probably not, you know, diplomatic, but I I don't know.
[02:38:41] Benjamin Balderson:
You'd think some it would it would at least get some people riled up. It would elicit a response, but it elicits
[02:38:48] Unknown:
no response. And in fact, they're like, I'm gonna go as far away from you guys as possible. I call out Andrew Wilson once a week for being too much of a faggot to debate Balderson,
[02:39:02] Benjamin Balderson:
and he won't even respond to it. And now Karen b's joined in on it too. She's also she's also fucking basically saying the same exact thing you are just also just posting it. Like, what the fuck, dude? You'll waste your time with all this other bullshit, but you won't debate somebody that's fucking
[02:39:21] Unknown:
actually got fucking some intelligent thoughts? That's that's No. He just wants to punch down on whores. Yeah. That's pretty easy, dude. Shooting fish in a barrel, kicking kittens on a stage. It's going fucking hunting with Dick Cheney and also being Dick Cheney.
[02:39:38] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, that was great. Yeah. It is, dude. Pathetic. And and, you know, the only and honestly, what's weird to me is none of them even blocked me. Jay Dyer hasn't even ever blocked me. Like, and I talk mad shit too. The only person that's blocked me in, like, the last six months is Thomas Sheridan's bitch ass. Dude, I've got blocked by almost everyone that's agreed to debate us. Then I book.
[02:40:08] Unknown:
Yeah. Then they turned around and blocked me.
[02:40:13] Unknown:
No. I'm not gonna no. I mean, you can't come in. No.
[02:40:20] Benjamin Balderson:
I have Jay Dyer. I'll debate anybody. Well, no. Not except for fucking sissy ass bitches.
[02:40:29] Unknown:
Dude, just put down your purse. You can flail with both hands. God. I am.
[02:40:38] Benjamin Balderson:
I understand that you all are a bunch of video game and TV watching pretend fucking men. I get that. I wasn't gonna bring that up during the debate, though. I mean, that was for the audience to understand. Yeah. Like, you're gonna get it. That was gonna become evident. Yeah. Like, I wasn't gonna point it out. You know? It's not my fault that you couldn't fucking slog through hat slog through fucking, you know, half the shit on my farm and freaking still stand upright. It's not my fault. That's okay. Like, that's that's the weirdest part to me is is these conservative heads now aren't year old school conservative heads. These aren't these aren't the farm type people. These aren't anything like that.
These are these are video game playing. You know? Oh, I'm manly. Why? Why? Because you drink because you drink beer?
[02:41:44] Unknown:
Because you like me. I drink Miller Lite, and I used to listen to Rush Limbaugh when I was a kid. Yeah.
[02:41:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, you play Red Dead Revolver instead of fucking, whatever rainbow fantasy game. Like,
[02:42:00] Unknown:
I'm a cowboy in the two dimensional world. Yeah. Right. Okay. Okay. Alright. It's great. You know what? Bud Buds. That's great.
[02:42:14] Benjamin Balderson:
So I get it. I understand why you guys are fucking scared. You know? It's it's hard to fucking it's hard when somebody actually lives a life that you kinda pretend like you do. Actually, it is the person you're pretending to be, but it's, you know Right.
[02:42:31] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, you know that you sit down when you pee. You do. You do. Especially you. A liar. You illustrate that for everybody on a daily basis.
[02:42:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You purposely wear pink as a man on on purpose. Oh, shit. And think you're cool doing it. You think Miami Vice was somebody to look up to? You didn't realize that those were two blazing homos that nobody should have ever thought was cool. And you're like, yes. You know what? I would like to wear a pink shirt and pop my collar in white pants and get pegged.
[02:43:22] Unknown:
For Jesus.
[02:43:23] Benjamin Balderson:
For Jesus.
[02:43:28] Unknown:
Oh, man. Got that crucifix shaped dildo going right up in your chocolate whiz wham.
[02:43:38] Benjamin Balderson:
It's bright pink, though. That makes it not gay.
[02:43:46] Unknown:
Oh, boy. Now we're just being the Easter time.
[02:43:52] Unknown:
Spring when I
[02:43:54] Unknown:
I meant all of that. When everything's in balance coming up. Apparently, the Yugicycle flips on the twenty first in three days. And then we have that three hundred year buffer period.
[02:44:10] Benjamin Balderson:
And we just gotta wait that out and things would be start getting cool again.
[02:44:15] Unknown:
Right. Well, it's gotta go from what? Iron to bronze to silver to gold? So we've got about twenty thousand years before it actually gets good again. You know what? Silver's you you know what? Like Silver's okay.
[02:44:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Silver's okay. Like, I can live with that. Silver's old and wise. I wasn't even asking for, like, the best. Like, silver is pretty good. Like, the you look at comic books, the silver era comic books. That was good comic books. Mhmm. You know?
[02:44:48] Unknown:
No argument there.
[02:44:53] Benjamin Balderson:
That was probably the last time I read comic books, but
[02:45:01] Unknown:
I'm I'm gonna if we're wrapping, I'm gonna play us out with, a song about why giant multinational corporations that pillage rural areas suck ass.
[02:45:23] Benjamin Balderson:
Sounds excellent.
[02:45:24] Unknown:
Yeah. This is, John Prine doing his song with, Sturgill Simpson. Man, couple of legends up here. You guys rock. Thank you for hanging out, man. We appreciate all of you. We do. We'll see you next week. We'll see you next Tuesday.
[02:45:45] Unknown:
See you next Tuesday.
[02:46:02] Unknown:
When I was a child, my family would travel down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born. There's a backwards old town that's often remembered so many times that my memories are warm. And they didn't want you take me back to Muhlenberg County down by the Green River with pure dash light. I'm sorry my son, but you're too late and asking. Mister Peabody's cold trains. How did they wait? Well, sometimes we travel right down the Green River to the abandoned old prison down by Adrian Hill. Where the air smelled like snakes, we'd shoot with our pistol.
But empty five bottles was all out with you. They didn't want you to take me back to Muneburg again down by the Green River where pure dash lay. I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late nasty. Mister Peabody's cold train just how did they weigh? And then the cold time they came with the words like to shovel, where they tortured the timber and stripped the old land. They dug for their coal till the land was forsaken, and then they wrote it all down as the progress remained. And daddy won't take me back to Muhlenberg County down by the Green River with Paradise Lake.
I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late and asking. Mister Peabody's coal trains, how did he wave? When a dazzle in my ashes float down the Green River, let my soul roll on air until the right chest to dance. I'll be halfway to heaven with paradise waiting just five miles away from wherever I am. Daddy wants to take me back to Muellenberg County and won't you take me back to Muellenberg County? And now the Green River will appear desolate. I'm sorry, my son, but it's too late in asking. Mister T. Baddie's coal trains, all did they wait.
Yo. 19.
[00:00:08] Unknown:
Come now, dude. 9, dude.
[00:00:39] Unknown:
9. 30. 8.
[00:00:41] Unknown:
7. 30. 5. 4. 3. 2, 1, fight.
[00:00:55] Unknown:
There we are. Almost.
[00:00:59] Unknown:
No. We're here. Tuesday, March 18. This is number 29. Did you guys get a nothing burger
[00:01:10] Unknown:
to eat? Oh, for for my my what I ordered a an Epstein files burger and a JFK files burger, but all I got was a nothing burger. Yeah.
[00:01:22] Unknown:
You're muted, brother. Not even buns.
[00:01:26] Benjamin Balderson:
You got a full side of Israeli bullshit.
[00:01:29] Unknown:
No. And a Yemeni massacre. Yeah. So what am I really complaining for?
[00:01:37] Benjamin Balderson:
You got something?
[00:01:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Are
[00:01:43] Unknown:
you guys following any, executions? I think Jesse Hoffman's maybe getting a final meal. It's hard to know. We hype these things up, and then they and they delay them. Through, three executions
[00:01:58] Benjamin Balderson:
while I was in prison, and I was there while it was they were there. It's, it's it's not pleasant. It's weird. I I'm not really trying to
[00:02:10] Unknown:
You feel the the air change?
[00:02:12] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows when he dies. Yeah. The whole place goes quiet, and then everybody starts screaming like maniacs.
[00:02:21] Unknown:
I started reading a little bit about it, and as soon as I started seeing the paraphernalia, I'm like, and they show the the sanitized pictures without any people in it. That's even more haunting. I think that's, effective enough. They say that the point of the the execution is to be public to show that there is, you know, justice or, you know, your actions will have consequences.
[00:02:48] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I mean, I do understand that part. I would also use public displays. Mhmm.
[00:02:55] Unknown:
It's a really interesting thing, man. I I remember my grandfather talking, about being in the audience for a public hanging when he was a kid.
[00:03:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Wow.
[00:03:12] Unknown:
Yeah. And, like, how that hit him and talking about, like, the app like, the atmosphere of the crowd was like, oh, wow. We're gonna see some shit. You know? Yep. Yep. And
[00:03:26] Benjamin Balderson:
Great. Everyone, everybody can pretend like they're they're above that, but who looks away from a train crash? No. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. You know?
[00:03:36] Unknown:
No. The reason traffic slows when there's a semi truck and two motorcycles and three cars stacked up on the freeway is because everybody wants to try to catch a glimpse of something that they hope to never have to go through.
[00:03:51] Benjamin Balderson:
And then and then like you said, it just leaves an indelible mark that, you don't wanna be that dude. That that's not you you don't wanna be that one. I mean, I think that's probably why they held it publicly
[00:04:04] Unknown:
so you could watch someone do the jig of death. Yeah. You know, and be like, I don't wanna be that guy.
[00:04:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Even King Oh, and it's not just that not just you just died. I mean, if you just died, that'd be one thing. You you, you know, you make you're gonna scream. You're gonna cry most likely. You're gonna shit yourself and piss yourself and, you know, all the worst things. Everybody's gonna sit and watch you go through all the worst things and show all the worst things, and that's gonna be how they remember you. Like, that that's rough.
[00:04:43] Unknown:
Yeah. It was it was recently, you know well, just yesterday was, Saint Patrick's Day, And I meant to play this on my show, but I feel like it's also appropriate for this show. So I'm gonna pull something up here real quick, and hopefully, my inner webs will cooperate.
[00:05:12] Unknown:
Are we gonna watch Celtic pride together?
[00:05:16] Unknown:
Kind of. Okay. Kind of.
[00:05:22] Unknown:
We need a Barney Stone. Alright. You guys ready? Saint Patrick's Day. Oh. Dude, what the hell are you wearing?
[00:05:30] Unknown:
Where's an Irish? Do you think this is a little much? Like, we're just trying to have, like, a normal Saint Patrick's stuff. A little no. This is, like, real Irish. Very political, man. The political. What look at you guys. You guys are dressing like stereotypes. Look, you got the leopard cone hat. You got the suspenders. You guys are being racist. Promise we'll have a regular Saint Patrick's Day. Okay. Look. I got all the ingredients to make an Irish car bomb. Alright? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. And then, you know, maybe later, we do, you know, an actual car bomb. Oh my god. You're not even Irish. We don't have blonde hair and blue eyes. No. You look Scandinavian. Yo. I'm Irish. I'm as Irish as the piece. It's just It's just You called me an Irish Okay. You Alright. Fine. We'll do regular Irish stuff. Okay. We'll drink Guinness.
Yes. Yes. Okay. We'll we'll do shots of Jameson.
[00:06:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And then you know what? We'll kidnap a Protestant. No.
[00:06:19] Unknown:
What what would they do as a Protestant if they had one? IRA music is
[00:06:24] Benjamin Balderson:
is some of the best music. It produced some of the best music there is. It really is. It's fantastic.
[00:06:32] Unknown:
Yeah. Saint Patrick gets all the attention, but what about, Saint Gertrude, the patron saint of cats and people who love them?
[00:06:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, you know, Saint Gertrude could come take some of my cats.
[00:06:45] Unknown:
Right? Not very stately of herd and not rescue Ben's cats.
[00:06:50] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. In fact Checkmate Catholics. There there's a whole batch of them that just popped out in my pants drawer. On my pants.
[00:07:04] Unknown:
You can't say that again.
[00:07:10] Benjamin Balderson:
I thought I heard that shit in the middle of the night. I'm like, is that a kitten? Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. What did you possibly see? The ducks? The ducks walked by?
[00:07:29] Unknown:
Sir, leprechaun in the backyard?
[00:07:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Stop.
[00:07:34] Unknown:
So is it assumed that all Irish men are,
[00:07:39] Benjamin Balderson:
heights challenged? There's Stop. No. There's
[00:07:42] Unknown:
giant fucking Irishmen. Sean Hannity is a decent example of that. He's, like, six four.
[00:07:49] Steve :
Jesus.
[00:07:50] Benjamin Balderson:
He's fucking huge. That's that's just weird in the entertainment field. Generally, people in entertainment are really small people. It's a really weird thing I've noticed.
[00:08:03] Unknown:
Bill O'Reilly's the fucking pretty massive fellow too.
[00:08:07] Benjamin Balderson:
I remember that from a a debate with Jon Stewart where Jon Stewart brought a a step stool.
[00:08:15] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. I remember that one too. Yeah. No. Bill O'Reilly's, like, 6263. maybe 56 on a good day, 57 in boots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there there are very, very large Irishmen along with, you know, those of diminutive stature.
[00:08:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, it's interesting because then you look over at Iceland over there, and those fuckers are just giants.
[00:08:48] Unknown:
And their women are tiny as fuck, dude.
[00:08:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah.
[00:08:54] Unknown:
In Icelandic girl tops out at maybe five three, five four, and her brother's fucking six foot seventy.
[00:09:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And then, like, three hundred pounds of sheer rippling muscle.
[00:09:06] Unknown:
Yeah.
[00:09:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, do you guys do anything besides throw large rocks and, like, charge?
[00:09:14] Unknown:
Sometimes we throw large logs.
[00:09:16] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Like, holy fuck. There's only, like, 300,000 people in the whole country, and and you would not want to go to war with them. Not hand to hand.
[00:09:27] Unknown:
No. It's all good. They've spent their whole lives fighting each other. Yes. Around an island.
[00:09:35] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. And and and then all winter, they're stuck indoors, and they just hang out and get pissed off. And, you know, it's it's probably like Irish. You know? You get pissed. You you hang out inside enough. You get drunk. You get drunk. You get pissed. You gotta fight with somebody and then you know? It's just how it works. I mean, kinda. Yeah. No. That's fair. Well, except for if you're on our debate show, then you can't fight with anybody. I don't know. Maybe we should be in Irish pub at this point. I don't fucking know.
[00:10:07] Unknown:
That's that's the solution. We do the show from an Irish
[00:10:12] Unknown:
pub. Yeah. Swinging in a hot green hot tub. Just foaming up.
[00:10:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Just just just yelling expletives at everybody that walks by to see who'll get in a fight with us.
[00:10:28] Unknown:
Do you think that we could leak Will Smith's new album?
[00:10:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Will Smith has a new album?
[00:10:34] Unknown:
It's been twenty years, but he's got a new album coming.
[00:10:37] Benjamin Balderson:
It's been twenty years since the Jiggy thing.
[00:10:41] Unknown:
Is it called I Promise I'm Not Gay?
[00:10:45] Unknown:
Close. It's called based on a true story, maybe.
[00:10:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Remember back in, like, the two back in, like, the Fresh Prince of Bel Air days, he was, like, the acceptable black guy? Mhmm. Like, completely completely feminized, completely gay.
[00:11:04] Unknown:
Dude, it okay. Let me see if I can find it.
[00:11:10] Unknown:
So we're gonna debate tonight what is the gayest thing about Will Smith. Or on the flip side, what is the straightest thing Will Smith has ever done?
[00:11:21] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. The gayest has gotta be getting slapped by Craig by slap bitch slapping Chris Rock in public by getting over a joke. Like like a bitch straight bitch, like, hand, like, like, yeah. It wasn't no stiff hand.
[00:11:45] Unknown:
His last album was called Lost and Found.
[00:11:49] Benjamin Balderson:
Was that the Jiggy album?
[00:11:52] Unknown:
I don't remember. I think he had a Willenium album. It's his third album.
[00:12:01] Benjamin Balderson:
He was all fine and dandy when he was, you know, back when he was actually popular as a rapper, he was doing his rap stuff was kinda silly. It was, you know, fresh fresh, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, and it was funny and silly. Prior to gangster rap, he's actually been around he's actually been doing that shit for a long time now.
[00:12:28] Unknown:
So he sings and he dances, and he was going to play Neo in the matrix, allegedly?
[00:12:35] Benjamin Balderson:
I heard that. I can't imagine that would've went near as well. Right.
[00:12:43] Unknown:
DJ Jazzy Jeff was cooler, but in the intro, the opening to Fresh Prince of Bel Air, when Will Smith is in West Philadelphia playing b ball on the court, Jazzy Jeff is in the background. The according to the story, he didn't meet Jazz until he got to Bel Air. So why why is Jazzy Jeff on the basketball court in West Philly? Why?
[00:13:21] Benjamin Balderson:
I had no idea there was a Will Smith conspiracy outside of whether he was straight or not.
[00:13:27] Unknown:
Oh, dude. That dude's gayer than a $3 bill, man. Yeah. And he transed all of his kids and all that shit. Sent him over to fucking ditty parties.
[00:13:41] Benjamin Balderson:
It's so weird how all of Hollywood's done that.
[00:13:45] Unknown:
It's pretty fucking gross.
[00:13:48] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, what what at the end of the day, it really it it it kills your future. I don't understand what they're doing to themselves. Like, I can understand a a conqueror. I can understand somebody like, you know, Genghis Khan or Atilla the Hun or somebody like that. You know? He's running around. This is mine. Everything's mine now. And I had a fucking hundred kids, and my fucking legend lives forever. I I get that. I I at least understand it. I'm not saying I wanna do it, but at least understand the the motivation behind it. I don't understand the motivation to cut in your own roots.
[00:14:29] Unknown:
Yeah. Maybe that's the the deal they take. Like, your lineage ends with you.
[00:14:44] Benjamin Balderson:
It's weird. Yeah. But, you know, I got an asshole out of kids. So, obviously, I don't get it and grandkids.
[00:15:02] Unknown:
What happened to DJ Jazzy Jeff, and he was doing electronic dance music? You know what? I mean, that's what happened.
[00:15:13] Unknown:
You know? Yeah. Nobody wants to see that. I can I can show you what happened to, DJ Jazzy Jeff at least on a feature?
[00:15:24] Benjamin Balderson:
Do you you know who I you know who got forgotten that I just seen recently that people forgot who he was because he just got forgotten? You remember Alex Stein's partner? Them two used to both go in and bomb these fucking city councils and act like jackasses, and there was a guy that used to go in with them all the time. That that guy everybody forgot who that guy is, and now they're posting posting about him like it's real.
[00:15:57] Unknown:
I don't I I don't. I mean, like, it because it wasn't Alex Stringer even though he would do the same thing. Oh, oh, I know who you're talking about, the blonde kid. Right? That one. Corey or Cody or something like that?
[00:16:16] Benjamin Balderson:
They'd go hit up the same councils and everything. Mhmm.
[00:16:21] Unknown:
Yeah. C or with a k?
[00:16:23] Unknown:
The c. This is what, DJ Jazzy Jeff was up to a couple of years ago, scratching on an RA, the Rugged Man song. That works.
[00:16:39] Unknown:
Sock drawer, VCR.
[00:16:41] Steve :
Oh, shit. One, two, yo. Yo. Back up, nigga. Back up, yo. I'm gonna give it some breath.
[00:17:28] Benjamin Balderson:
I said pry out of access before we get kicked off YouTube.
[00:17:33] Unknown:
Robots fighting gotta be dope.
[00:17:37] Unknown:
I think we're okay as long as we pause and we do a little bit of commentary.
[00:17:42] Unknown:
It's fair use. It's just for about giving us the middle finger. It's hard to tell.
[00:17:47] Unknown:
Yeah. But that is DJ Jazzy Jeff, scratching in the background. They even acknowledge it in the song. So I think as long as we, you know, pause every before a minute
[00:18:07] Benjamin Balderson:
We just won't play any Will Smith stuff. It's funny because Okay. It's funny because they've got us all gun shy on everything, and they've, for the moment, backed off unless you're, talking about small hats, it appears. They've backed off, and I don't know too many people that are getting axed right now. But then the funny thing is is they just give you enough rope to hang yourself because guys like me and Steve that had, channels that got, you know, smashed during the, 2020 nonsense. We remember that they had no problem going back through your old stuff and hammering you on your stuff that you had already set.
[00:18:54] Unknown:
Yeah.
[00:18:55] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, you could literally get three strikes all at once because they would ding you on multiple shows all at the same time, not even giving you a chance to go back and do anything about it.
[00:19:10] Unknown:
But yeah. Yeah. That was that was DJ Jazzy Jeff on on the scratch there. Yeah. And no, dude. I've had videos taken down from YouTube on the upload. Like, they let the live stream go through. But as soon as it went to upload to YouTube, they're like, no. No. No posterity for you.
[00:19:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Which seemed okay when Rockfin was a safe place to store stuff, but that that has ended.
[00:19:48] Unknown:
I can't I do I'd had somebody try yesterday, pull up an old Slow Newsday episode, and it won't even play. The error.
[00:20:00] Benjamin Balderson:
What is it with the guys named Martin and being shady with crypto shit.
[00:20:11] Unknown:
Right? Or shady in general? Shady with, like, upping the price of insulin medication by 700%.
[00:20:18] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Martins are just apparently not good people. Right?
[00:20:26] Unknown:
I don't know. Saint Martin's.
[00:20:30] Benjamin Balderson:
Just the fact that he's a saint, like like Patrick. Patrick was a giant douchebag. Piece of shit. Went and basically subjugated the Irish people and forced Chris g hitting on them because he was sour about his parents. So he went and subjugated and tortured an entire fucking people.
[00:20:56] Unknown:
You ever see Shank List go after Martin Shkreli? Oh, dude. It happened on Legion of Skanks. And so for whatever reason, the stand up comedian, Danny Polishchuk, knows and is friends with Martin Shkreli. And so when he got out of fucking jail, Danny was like, fuck it. Go on Skanks. And they had Shane Gillis in the room too. And what is that?
[00:21:31] Steve :
I do a a real question. Is the Wu Tang album because great because I will say the album they did after when they released is really good. The album's not that great. It's a double album, which automatically makes it Really? Right? Is it who's it, is it heavy on one person in particular? Is it mostly RZA? No. No. He's not even on there that much, but, I'll look I'll send you a copy. I mean Woah. I'll take that. Dude, you're the man. Come on. Send me that.
[00:21:56] Unknown:
Oh, now now you like me. Now now now liberal Hollywood chain is gone. All's forgiven.
[00:22:04] Steve :
All's forgiven. All all's forgiven. Have fucking fuck Dallas Buyers Club. If you have AIDS, stop fucking in the ass raw. You know what's go what's gonna happen. If you or take back to him or take back to him for 3¢. A fucking thing anymore. Right? What's that? AIDS isn't even a thing anymore. Now now if you pull out. Well, think mark my words. That's gonna be a lot. Misinformation
[00:22:29] Unknown:
by
[00:22:30] Steve :
Call me on that. If you pull that way early, you're good. I mean,
[00:22:33] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm just saying, like, people that even get AIDS.
[00:22:36] Unknown:
It's rarer these days. Only one percent of people with HIV ever end up getting AIDS. Twenty percent of those need our medicine. And, again, you could take the cheaper thing if you want. The guy in the shit. See, it's still fucking expensive as fuck your shit. No. It's gotten generic. So there's generics now, to my chagrin. And Did you but did you did you Do you still own it? It's a long story.
[00:22:58] Benjamin Balderson:
Wait. Hey. My chagrin. Sorry.
[00:23:01] Steve :
Why don't you want people to get medicine? I want people to get medicine. You're you're confused. He's telling you. I'm confused. But he's Sounds like I'm confused, but he did go to jail. So I think me and the judge are on the same page.
[00:23:14] Benjamin Balderson:
I mean,
[00:23:16] Steve :
I think I think
[00:23:19] Unknown:
the people who end up being federal judges and federal prosecutors were the people who were hall monitors in high school. Right. And, Yeah. But the people who raised the price of AIDS medication are fucking
[00:23:29] Steve :
dorks, dude. That sucks.
[00:23:32] Unknown:
I don't think so. I mean, I know you don't wanna get canceled again,
[00:23:35] Steve :
but the, I just What? I think that I I don't know if he's gonna get canceled for sticking on the frame.
[00:23:45] Benjamin Balderson:
That'd be the ultimate cancellation.
[00:23:47] Steve :
No. No. No. He's he he thinks I'm playing. We we don't have this debate. He thinks I'm down. I really am like He hates people's dates. No. I don't think you think it was cool. I I don't think any of I mean, listen. I don't think any of us think it was cool, but there is a Lewis does. But I will say but I will say from a business perspective, if there is a generic available, it is a weird thing to zone in on. For the I think I said I think Well, there wasn't a generic. If he wasn't if he wasn't That's new, Jay. There wasn't a generic. No. No. No. He said from the time he bought the thing It's not it's not that it does the same thing, but it's not the generic. Right? Antibiotics. Oh, okay. Well, look. I I did not do any research, but from what I It's not that complicated. I mean I did not. But it sounds like what I heard was you bought AIDS medicine and raised the price by 5000%.
[00:24:33] Unknown:
That's all true. That's fact. Okay. So that sucks. Sure.
[00:24:38] Benjamin Balderson:
I do agree that that No. I don't. Martin Martin, your rebuttal? No. I think from a I think I think no. But why doesn't it suck? I really wanna hear this. Well, I think if the average price of medicine acts. We're gonna even just him say it, but, like, that's the thing that white people hate you. Right? And we like everything about you except that. That's the one thing. There's not a single thing And I'm willing to be convinced on that. I don't give a fuck about that. I'm gonna be I don't am I. It's not gonna make or break a relationship. I'm cool with you still. Yeah. It's one thing. I've done some fucking shit. You know who I am? I just You know? Do you know who I am, Dougie? I let's say, if you had a manager that was was your comedy manager and you said Wayne Raider who has AIDS. My first comedy manager My comedy manager would be dead if it wasn't for that matter. Alright?
[00:25:19] Unknown:
He's tripping with AIDS. If you had a comedy manager who said, you know, you're great. You're wonderful. Your punch lines are fantastic. You work really hard. Man, that guy you.
[00:25:28] Benjamin Balderson:
And, you know My agent never talks to me like that. We're gonna we're gonna sell tickets for 33¢,
[00:25:34] Unknown:
and it's gonna be great. We're gonna make a lot of money together. And then you after a while, you talk to some people and say, you know, I don't think 33¢. Sense makes does going to the show save people's lives. Shane, I don't think it makes a difference.
[00:25:45] Benjamin Balderson:
All the audience is saying, in fact in fact comedy. In fact, I would say that it's even more important. Hold on. Let me just say this. Can I make this point? And this is I did actually it's I think it actually makes a point for both of you. Laughter is the best medicine.
[00:26:08] Steve :
Is that man a male slut? And those laughs only cost $29.95
[00:26:13] Unknown:
a month for his chance dish off, buddy. It it turns out your t cells won't respond loud.
[00:26:19] Steve :
Goddamn it, Marty. Goddamn it. This guy's vicious. Marty.
[00:26:26] Benjamin Balderson:
Marty, no.
[00:26:35] Unknown:
Like, just a dyed in the wool douchebag to the bitter end.
[00:26:42] Benjamin Balderson:
It it you couldn't honestly make, a better case for the why medicine should not be, obviously, something that is in the realm of of money making. Like, you that the investments and things like that, when you're when you're an investor, of course, you want your investment to make as much money in return as much as possible off of what you invested in. You know, that's that's the entire point to having a a, you know, money coming in you didn't do work to earn. That that's what the most everybody at this point dreams about is having a income that they didn't actually work hard for.
And when you, when that is in medicine, well, that is one of the few play few spots where people can't do without your product, and you can really rake people over the coals. And that's it's just absolute insanity.
[00:27:57] Unknown:
Well, if you spent a hundred years poisoning people and then offered them some sort of mitigation for the poison that you put into them, and it's all the same entity doing both the poisoning and the remediation. That's a nice cornering of the market there. It really is.
[00:28:21] Benjamin Balderson:
And very very drug dealer ish. Very drug dealer ish. Mhmm. Works out good.
[00:28:27] Unknown:
No chance of a jubilee on that front?
[00:28:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, you know, I don't know if it's I I have to wonder if it's near as bad in any other country. It's been a minute since I've went to any other countries. But you got to imagine that the obesity epidemic in in The United States and the the way the people in The United States live, the way that they, shop and eat, I can't imagine that the health crisis is near as bad in other places.
[00:29:05] Unknown:
I might move into the topic of so called culture wars. Some people argue that there is no culture war. There's only propaganda. And I don't know if there are differences in other countries anymore. I think I don't I don't think they're exclusive, man. I don't. I did
[00:29:22] Unknown:
propaganda defines a culture war, and the culture war plays out throughout society for the people who are susceptible to propaganda.
[00:29:38] Benjamin Balderson:
I mean, I can't say that I think that there would be no issues short of the propaganda system. Yeah. I think there would still be things, you know, but I don't think it would be to near the effect and near the the level that it is. I think, most people can't really see beyond the, you know, their home, their hometown, or maybe the next town over. Growing up, it was a very natural thing. You know, I'm from a very small area. So, the place I went to high school and for, you know, for the most for most high school was called Groton. And, the town's got maybe a thousand people, and there was a town next door, you know, 40 miles away that had, you know, like, 600, eight hundred people.
And, of course, the Groton guys were the biggest assholes, and the Groton or the the Webster guys were the biggest assholes, and the Webster cops were the worst, and the Webster girls were the sluttiest and the hottest. And, you know, and and this was a fairly natural thing. But by the time you got to be an adult, you didn't really think that way anymore. And, yeah, maybe you took on a more nationalist type thing. But for the most part, it's not like you wanted to go over and bomb Webster or something. You know? You wanted to go over and have sex with their girls. You know?
[00:31:08] Unknown:
Talk to you. If there's a Pokemon gym there, then there's a reason to go there.
[00:31:15] Benjamin Balderson:
And the Surprisingly, there was not Pokemon back then, Marcus. So I know that that's a shock. Mhmm.
[00:31:24] Unknown:
But Yeah. Both Ben and I were were from an era that was, you know, before all that. Before Pokemon?
[00:31:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Before cell phones, before all that.
[00:31:38] Unknown:
In fact, I Pokemon Go, the company that created that, I mean, there's some corporate report went into that pretty well. The the update to that is a company of a company of a company somehow purchased it has links to the Saudi crowd prints.
[00:31:57] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm.
[00:31:58] Unknown:
Yeah. They're spies. Okay. They wanted a fucking total map of all kinds of different facilities around The US, and so they would deliberately place the Pokemon that you were supposed to catch, like, near a military installation or near a research laboratory or something like that, and among other things. But,
[00:32:25] Benjamin Balderson:
you know you were trying to do that, like, in the open with actual employees, there is zero chance you could have got peep employees into the areas that random ass people walking in to catch an exotic Pokemon and shit. Zero chance you coulda got people in. But if you're just some dumbass staring at your phone, it's shocking how how how what weird places you can walk yourself into and, like, oh. And everybody will just look at you like, you don't belong here. Like, no. Where am I? And they'll just It's it's a it's a path finding
[00:33:00] Unknown:
tool. If they point out something on the map and they don't know how humans will get there, and then they send everyone with a goal to go to a place on a map, then they're gonna see how do the ants crawl in, how do the the mice get there, how do the humans find the fastest way to get there in and out, and they can map these areas.
[00:33:23] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It was really pretty ingenious, to be honest.
[00:33:27] Unknown:
Before they added the Pokemon layer, it was connected with, there was some Google plus talk going back a few years, and they had some some team where they were prototyping the software. And then once they added the Pokemon to it, everyone downloaded that app immediately.
[00:33:45] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm glad to be ready to go. Pokemon under the Vatican. Yeah. But that one that one likes to butt rape little boys. So, I mean, you know, you gotta stay away from the ones in the Vatican. Right. Their there's their powers are bad. All bad. The most dangerous
[00:34:06] Unknown:
poke among of them all.
[00:34:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Nobody like that one. The priesthood class. Yeah. Those are the ones you don't even wanna catch. You just use get rid of them.
[00:34:25] Unknown:
Trade. Immediately trade.
[00:34:30] Benjamin Balderson:
Especially if you're from Ireland.
[00:34:32] Unknown:
Right.
[00:34:34] Benjamin Balderson:
I don't understand how they how they how they're so anti Protestant still after all after what the Catholic church has done to that country for just forever.
[00:34:45] Unknown:
Well, it's the the devil you know. Right? The whole it it goes back to William of Orange in, like, October, and they're still pissed about that.
[00:35:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Also, they're probably mostly retarded like, Thomas Sheridan. Like, they they they're probably along that lines.
[00:35:13] Unknown:
You you can't always be, you know, I don't know, man. I I I dove deep into that whole, like, 1916 thing. And, there's a pub in Santa Cruz, California called the poet and the patriot, and it's just steeped in it's an IRA pub, like, in the middle of a vacation beach town, which is kinda fucking crazy.
[00:35:49] Benjamin Balderson:
There's some wild shit here in California.
[00:35:53] Unknown:
But, like, it it truly is a raw bar. And, that's some good points. That's a good point. And that's, you know, definite reason to feel the way they felt about all of that. And, yeah, it was, you know, sectarian in terms of religion. That that's where the lines were drawn. But at the root of it, it's about having a free country. You know? Yeah. Nobody likes England.
[00:36:27] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Nobody likes England fucking lording over you. No. I I I have a a a deep respect and enjoyment. I've done a lot of study on the IRA myself, and it's hilarious because then you see things, like, in this country where they're, like, Saint Patty's Day and all these dumb fucks drinking black and tans and not realizing that that's that's basically a spit in the face. Like, they hated the black and tans. Those were that was horrifying, the things that those people did. And, it it's just wild.
[00:37:06] Unknown:
Well, it it's, they'll call it, like, what's the it's harping Guinness, and it's, like a black and blonde or something like that. And as long as you're not pouring English beer into it and calling it a black and tan, use proper Irish beer. It's been a long time for me since I, you know, went over any of this shit. But, yeah, man. Yeah. The there's a, yeah, a variation on a theme that makes it okay for the Irish to drink because it is a a nice little beverage. It is. Well, it's neat. It's a neat pour,
[00:37:58] Benjamin Balderson:
you know, understanding that the different viscosities of liquids, you can put them on top of each other, and it's it's neat. You know? And then Guinness itself is a weird one because most of your beers are carbon dioxide. C o two is what they're, using to liven up the beer. And with Guinness, it's nitrous. So it's a little weird, so it doesn't quite sit the same as other beers. So you can do some neat little tricks with Guinness. I used to own a bar. And if you get good at pouring Guinness, you can really do some nifty tricks with it.
[00:38:39] Unknown:
Nitrous?
[00:38:41] Benjamin Balderson:
Or nitrous nitrogen, I mean. Nitrogen. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's an Australian one. I can't remember who the there's a, is it Foster's maybe that, they also are a nitrogen beer, and they, I believe the can on that one it might not be Foster's. Don't quote me on that. But, the can has a nitrogen pill under it. So when you open the can, that's why it foams the way it does. It cracks that nitrogen pill and Oh, yeah. Yeah.
[00:39:21] Unknown:
No. The the nitro pores were always, you know, a a step above.
[00:39:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Yep. The head on them is real, real nice, and you could take and like, with Guinness, you could put all kinds of designs in the head. Mhmm. Mhmm. You know? I think that is I always wanted a, you know, four week four leaf clover.
[00:39:55] Unknown:
It seems that California has a lot of different setups sets for movies or for research for screenwriters. So I think a lot of those places that exist are there to support a true story that they can turn into a movie later.
[00:40:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, I think it's just such a large area and it's very diverse. People don't you know, when people think of California, they think of Baywatch, and that's, you know, what's got put into their heads. But that is such a small area of California. Like, legitimately, I can start driving south from my house, and I don't I don't live on the northern border by any means. And I can drive for, like, eighteen hours straight south and still be in California. Mhmm. Right. It it it's such a giant place. And and with that, different groups of people, they just get drawn to each other. And, out in these mountains, the control that the system has is a lot less a lot more slackened compared to what they have in a city and whatnot.
You know? Like, they don't even try to regulate what we're doing with our houses and all of our shit like that. It's not like living in a city, and that draws a certain crowd. There's a our buddy that lives on the mountain here was telling us about a just down south of us here, there is an actual racist bar, like and they it's the KKK bar, the the copper clad kettle or something like that. And they've had they've had news down there and the whole nine, and and it's just it's hard to fathom that that kind of thing would exist here in California when at the same time, you know, you go to Garberville, and you got a bunch of old hippies marching around protesting like anything that the Republicans do in any way, shape, or form. Like, they get out there and protest like anybody gives. Oh my god. There's 23 old hippies in Garberville, California that are mad about what's going on here. You know what? We best think twice.
Like,
[00:42:12] Unknown:
shit. What and what's crazy is those hippies are like, we need to keep giving money and weapons to a midget in Ukraine
[00:42:21] Benjamin Balderson:
who who who literally his his honor guard, the people that he trusts the most are literal Nazis, which is just wild to me because these same people will still call you Nazi as a slur, and then get mad at you when you say you don't support helping Ukraine, and that it's it's got an actual legion of Nazis as their as their Multiple. Elite. Yes. That's their elite soldiers.
[00:42:53] Unknown:
Yeah. And if anybody doesn't know what Ben's talking about, it's the Azov battalion. John Stewart, a very Jewish man, gave a medal to an Azov soldier at Disneyland, and they made the dude wrap his arm up in gauze so that you couldn't see all of the literal Nazi tattoos on his arm.
[00:43:28] Benjamin Balderson:
It's it's absolutely wild. And then on the same That's a real thing that happened. At the same time that this is happening, you got liberals who hate Nazis and then their party is a % supporting Nazis. And then on the flip side, you've got the Republicans. Every anti small hat speaker of any size is on the Republican bent. There is zero on the Democrat side, but you got Trump up there. I mean, holy shit. You might I I don't know. Like, if BB wanted a hand job on live TV, I think he could get it right now. He'd even fond of the balls, maybe reach around and give him the poke in the butt. You know? I don't know. Let me push his stool in.
[00:44:15] Unknown:
Yeah. Under the desk.
[00:44:18] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, holy shit. I'm good. Netanyahu. This is the most this is the most Israel First. I just in in shock and awe. And like I said, their base and and this is something I found interesting because typically, historically, the the Republicans have supported Israel, the the the base of the Republicans. You know, you got a bunch of dumb fuck Christians, like, Israel's our most important. Yeah. The Bible says we can't go against Israel. You know, a bunch of fucking retards. And that's usually where that stands. Well, that apparently has changed because it the I think the anti Israel wing of the Republican as far as their base is larger than those supporting by far now. So you've got the the liberal side supporting Nazis, the republican side supporting small hats.
Their base doesn't support any of that. It it it's fucking amazing to watch, and World War three is gonna be the most confused shit as these people are freaking wearing a swastika screaming that you're a Nazi. You know?
[00:45:33] Unknown:
So just fight for your right to party. There's a party going on, so we're gonna fight.
[00:45:39] Benjamin Balderson:
I I think just fight for your right to force other people to do what you want. And it seems to be and it doesn't need to make sense anymore. Just just do what we told you, or we're gonna fight.
[00:45:50] Unknown:
So I played this on the show this morning, but it's it's pertinent to this discussion that we're having. This is a former managing financial director of Teal Capital, Eric Weinstein.
[00:46:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, I believe I've seen this.
[00:46:11] Unknown:
Yeah. Look, dude. Look. I'm not trying to pick on a guy, but if your Jew horns are poking out of your neck and your cheek, maybe you should get that shit looked at. Maybe you should. Does he want us to play connected dots on his face? Right? Tic tac fucking schmoe.
[00:46:32] Unknown:
Do I want these people to succeed? Oh my god. You have no idea. Do I wanna help? You have no idea. The problem is is I don't wanna do it in terms of these cults of personality. I don't wanna do it in an ugly way. I don't wanna be triumphalist. I don't wanna just, you know, stick it to people, and there's way too much of that energy. And I'm also gonna just be very honest. We have a situation in which antisemitism and other forms of bigotry are tolerated by both the left and the right to get votes, and if either of these groups would just kick out bigots, like the Groypers or, you know, the the pro Hamas left, they could have at the middle. The Groypers.
[00:47:14] Unknown:
And it's completely alienating that these two sides won't call out their problem. Right. I see. I don't see the the symmetry on that in that to me, the left has been largely and the Democrat party largely has been overtaken by, let's say, the last thing. On the right, I I don't see Trump really placating those people. I don't think he's It's a question of placating is a question of you actually have to call this stuff out. What I see is dual signal. Mhmm. I see huge signaling, hey. We're with Israel. We're with the Jews. We're,
[00:47:42] Unknown:
on the side of good against evil. And I see this idea of we're also gonna signal to people, who harbor very bad suspicions, particularly the Groyper movement. Don't worry. We're gonna signal to you too, and they're gonna kind of speak out of both sides of their mouth, playing this cryptic game. I wish that they would just be very, very clear. And they because think about it. You have this opportunity to go after the middle.
[00:48:11] Unknown:
You know? Like reasonable people. Yeah. Get rid get rid of your extremes. What you really want it to people who would like to be part of the situation? I'm yeah. I'm just I mean, we've discussed this for years, but I'm I'm just not that concerned about that. And it seems to me that Trump has grabbed those people in the middle as illustrated by, say, Bobby Kennedy and Tulsi and Rogan and me, etcetera, etcetera.
[00:48:34] Unknown:
Yep. So we may just I yep. Yep. We moved the the the embassy to look. I don't want this to become exclusively Jewish, but it's just I am getting so much abuse out there Yeah. From people on the right, and nobody on the right stands up. And it's just like, wow. You guys are a bunch of cowards. You you can't even stand up for your friends who you fought shoulder to shoulder with. And in particular, I'll be entirely honest, one of the most Andrea ever fucking ever not alive. Is that when you look at people who've been fighting the war longer than you are, and then you say, well, you know, you didn't endorse. Did you ever call? Did anyone ever call?
[00:49:08] Unknown:
Never. Not a single phone call. Nobody cared about my endorsement. Eric, I have to tell you, you know, you don't get any apologies or,
[00:49:16] Steve :
yeah. You well, you don't Nobody called Eric. I I think Who did anybody call Woodface?
[00:49:22] Unknown:
I think we're all waiting on the Tesla phone. Face?
[00:49:26] Unknown:
It's, it's unconscionable.
[00:49:29] Unknown:
These these calls can only happen on a Tesla phone.
[00:49:35] Unknown:
What the fuck was that self indulgent, narcissistic, fucking revisionist bullshit, though?
[00:49:43] Benjamin Balderson:
You you you you you there is maybe one person on your cabinet that wasn't in the Apex superstar fucking team. What are we doing
[00:49:56] Unknown:
here? I can't place that accent. It doesn't sound very Irish.
[00:50:02] Unknown:
It's definitely not Irish. But yeah. No. The the fucking Weinstein
[00:50:10] Steve :
over there.
[00:50:12] Unknown:
The you're not going deep enough in the paint for Israel. Have you bombed the rain yet, Donald? I don't think I can support you if you're not bombing the people I want you to bomb. What's wrong with you?
[00:50:32] Unknown:
We did have a lunar eclipse the other night. Did anything happen? Did any happenings happen?
[00:50:40] Unknown:
No. I had, like, a hard on for six hours.
[00:50:50] Unknown:
Six hours.
[00:50:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Whole moon. Yeah.
[00:50:55] Unknown:
Was it a blue chew? Do we have a new sponsor for the shows?
[00:50:59] Unknown:
Oh, the sponsor for the show is the the Swallness Company. K.
[00:51:06] Unknown:
Is that an aubergine?
[00:51:08] Unknown:
It is an aubergine. Yes. With a smiley face and, just some guns. Yeah. The Swallness Company is our fictitious sponsor for our fictitious wrestling league, the IRA, the Independent Review Alliance. And, yeah, guaranteed twelve hours, of hardness. Yeah. If you don't experience twelve hours of hardness, please consult a physician because you're doing it wrong. Swallness company.
[00:51:41] Unknown:
Do chiropractors count as physicians to consult?
[00:51:45] Unknown:
Of course. So far. Of course. It's all covered under your insurance. Just, you know, a nonmedical representative. Okay. Yeah.
[00:51:53] Unknown:
Massage therapy?
[00:51:56] Unknown:
Like, massage therapy.
[00:52:00] Unknown:
Okay. Okay. Yeah. So this this fight for the middle that Eric's talking about, is is there even a middle anymore? Can anyone remain just like, meh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't I hear you talking about your ideology, but I don't need to have an ideology today. Is there really a a middle place for people to hang out?
[00:52:21] Unknown:
No. No. There's not. I the middle is people who are so fucking checked out that they scan 10% of a headline and feel like they're read in on the entire situation. And then they go back to working three jobs just to feed their fucking children.
[00:52:47] Unknown:
So everyone's gone through some pipeline that gets radicalized. It's like, what radicalized you? Assuming that everyone is going to be radicalized by something and maintain a radical position.
[00:53:03] Unknown:
I mean, look, dude. There's very few people that are as radical as Eric Weinstein as far as that goes. You know? Because Donald Trump gave a blank check-in unlimited support to Israel. His children are being raised as Chabad Orthodox. His grandchildren are being raised as Chabad Orthodox. I don't I don't know what fucking planet this dude is living on, but it it has no connection to reality whatsoever. There's never been a more Israel first administration than the Trump administration, not just this time around, but last time around.
[00:53:53] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. They they they fucking called him the king of Israel.
[00:53:57] Unknown:
They gave him a silver crown and minted a coin for him.
[00:54:04] Benjamin Balderson:
It's absolutely gross to watch, and I'm just shocked that people are shocked about it this time. Like, you guys were surprised? How did you not know this was gonna happen? Like, he was real clear about it last time, and he ain't holding no punches back this time. Right? Straight up. He's he's he he appears to be trying to, gonna beat and this is funny because Roosevelt the the Liberals love Roosevelt. You know? And he's apparently gonna try beating Roosevelt when they talk about a dictator and just writing orders. Roosevelt made almost 4,000 executive orders during his during his terms.
[00:54:51] Unknown:
My girl just texted me from the kitchen saying you're definitely getting kicked off of YouTube tonight.
[00:54:56] Benjamin Balderson:
We are definitely getting kicked off of YouTube.
[00:55:00] Unknown:
We're playing clips of people talking, saying their own words, and then we're saying things that, you know, that actual people have actually said, I could pull all of it up. I could.
[00:55:13] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I remember when you got kicked off YouTube last time, Steve?
[00:55:16] Unknown:
Yeah. For showing people speaking in their own words saying what they meant to say. And and and pulling up the guy and pulling up the, CDC's website on air? Yeah. Yeah. That was, in hindsight.
[00:55:31] Unknown:
The CDC talk about bonus hole at a moment.
[00:55:37] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. We got we got smashed once for, talking about bonus hole after the attorney general referred to women's vaginas as a bonus hole. And then we got nailed for then discussing that.
[00:55:55] Unknown:
It's the primary hole.
[00:55:58] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. In fact, if you don't have that one, then we're we're we are not going to go to the same bedroom at all. Yeah. Yeah. That that is a prerequisite.
[00:56:10] Unknown:
Yeah. No. It's it's the primary hole. It is. Yeah. The other one's a moment. Yeah. There there's no other way to look at that. Yeah.
[00:56:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Just silliness, which, you know, I understand that, they were trying to make out basically because then tranny men don't have that second hole, so that's the bonus. Like, no. No. That's what tells you that's not a woman. Mhmm. And and that that is a man with a mental condition that he he is ill. And, that doesn't mean that he needs to live some kind of a horrible second light, secondary life. But, also, on the same token, the dude's mentally ill, maybe don't start shaping society around the crazy shit coming out of his mouth.
[00:56:56] Unknown:
We really shouldn't be trying to shape society out of the most deranged out of all of us. Yeah. I mean, I don't I don't know why that's crazy or controversial or anything like that seems to be a pretty straightforward approach.
[00:57:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. If you are incapable of taking care of yourself or functioning in a normal way, you should maybe not listen to that person about how the rest of us function. Like, we seem to be doing alright. You do not. So it's a problem.
[00:57:38] Unknown:
The and again, like, that's, you know, hate speech to people. Yes. Yes. Like, maybe maybe don't do I don't go around enforcing my beliefs on anybody ever. I may I may share some of my opinions with you, but that's usually because I think they're funny, not because I think you need to dedicate your life to it. Don't enforce your beliefs on me.
[00:58:17] Benjamin Balderson:
It
[00:58:19] Unknown:
don't legislate it as far as that goes.
[00:58:24] Benjamin Balderson:
It's just wild because the the hate speech I can even handle more than the they exist. You know, they exist. Nobody said the crazy dude didn't exist. We said it's not a woman. Can see him. He's there. He's acting like a like batshit crazy. We see it. Loud as fuck. Yeah. Loud as fuck. Can't can't hardly miss the shit. So we know that the person exists. So quit pretending this making this weird straw man where you're acting like we don't realize these people exist. We just don't agree that they're not that there's a different sex than what they are. Well, that's the thing. If you're arguing from a point of imagination
[00:59:05] Unknown:
land, then all of your arguments have to be rooted in imagination land.
[00:59:12] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, except for they got weird rules then because then if you hit them up with, well, can I be a retire a black retiree? They're like, no. Okay. So where are these arbitrary rules you guys are making up? Because you can be something you're not. Why can't I be something I'm not? And then they don't ever understand that. That's different. How is that different? Can I be Spiderman? Can I be Moby Dick?
[00:59:40] Unknown:
My wife writes a little. Right?
[00:59:44] Unknown:
Do we have a list of thought terminating cliches? Maybe we can rank them most powerful thought terminating cliche of all time.
[00:59:54] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm gonna have to say, historically, for for us anyways, it's been, anytime they paint you as a white supremacist nationalist, your opinion's now null and void, and then they are free to wish harm on you or even try to harm you. You know? Recently, you've seen an uptick of there there's some group and it's it's the same group and they show up with, wearing all black and they have everything, all their, Nazi paraphernalia in in all red. And they show up in a in a fucking, U Haul van. Mhmm. And they've showed up at a bunch of places across the country, you know, and these these people aren't, at all representative of anybody real. They aren't, they aren't the the actual citizens.
They aren't people from the community. That's why they had to show up in a fucking U Haul.
[01:00:54] Unknown:
Yeah. I like the the Patriot front people are funny too because they have the matching khakis and blue shirts, and it's the exact same color scheme as the FBI. And then they're trying to present themselves as white nationalists or whatever. Yes. I'm like, dude. Okay, fed clown. Okay. But I I don't know how much weight that carries. I don't know. At least the Proud Boys were like, yo, dude. We're all about the thick Latinas.
[01:01:34] Unknown:
Did the Pride Boys attend all the Pride parades?
[01:01:37] Unknown:
The the I I don't know if you've ever hung out in or around a group of Proud Boys, But if you can bring a fucking chubby ass Latina into the mix, it's like they're kryptonite, dude.
[01:01:52] Benjamin Balderson:
It is.
[01:01:53] Unknown:
I went to I went to, a stand up comedy show with Josh Denny, Anthony Cumia, and Gavin McGinnis. They were on tour together. They came through Vegas. Josh Denny was on the show. He was like, I'll fucking guest list you for it. You know, plus three, plus four, whatever you want, bro. Just, you know, come hang out. And it was, like, the third of the room was in uniform Proud Boys. And so, my friend Sugar went with me and her best friend who's, like, five foot three, one ninety five came with us. And, dude, I've never seen guys suck in their guts, open doors, offer drinks, fucking faster.
A chubby Latina is Proud Boy Kryptonite. It is. I promise you. It is the fucking wildest shit. They love them. They fucking love them. And it was all, ma'am, this and ma'am that, and can I get this, and can I hold that, and can I do yeah? It was fucking wild, dude. Absolutely hilarious.
[01:03:05] Benjamin Balderson:
And and And Toby Mexican girl knows how to cook.
[01:03:08] Unknown:
That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Diminutive Mexican girls know how to cook too. I have one.
[01:03:20] Benjamin Balderson:
If you know you're getting good food, you'd be you know what? All these dumbass libtard women, if they could at least figure out, hey. If you would have at least just kept cooking food, a dude will do damn near anything if you give it food. Yeah. We're like dogs. We really are. Like, oh, you got food? I'm your best friend. Oh, you want me to come through a flaming hoop? Okay.
[01:03:48] Steve :
Give me some food.
[01:03:51] Unknown:
Give us a fucking scratch behind the ear or something like that. We're dead to heads all.
[01:03:58] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It don't take much.
[01:04:00] Unknown:
Throw some shit in a bowl. But, yeah, dude. And this is, like, this is pervasive. At least across California and Washington, DC, that's the only places that I've had encounters with with the Proud Boys, is is DC and, a bunch of different places in California.
[01:04:24] Benjamin Balderson:
Is somebody doing this because we were talking about Russian stuff? There is actual Russian in the in the Oh, no. That's Greg fucking around. Who's this BC Terce Tesoro? I can't read Cyrillic. Damn it.
[01:04:43] Unknown:
Talking about Wagner.
[01:04:47] Benjamin Balderson:
Do you read Cyrillic?
[01:04:49] Unknown:
Not well. Not well. Not well.
[01:04:54] Unknown:
I I don't I my cousin took Russian in high school. He he used to could read Cyrillic. I don't I don't know if he can at this point.
[01:05:05] Benjamin Balderson:
I could speak it decently at one point in time, but I never could read it. In my speaking, it was more more swear words than anything else because that's what I was getting said to me. Oh, so that's my version of an angry Mexican. I've dated the Russian girls.
[01:05:31] Unknown:
I do have my email address on screen tonight. Gregory Walker wants to email and schedule a hangout with us on Tuesday night.
[01:05:44] Benjamin Balderson:
Gregory wants to come hang out with us, do some debating.
[01:05:49] Unknown:
And the email address is available to contact at Helen Marcus dot com.
[01:05:54] Benjamin Balderson:
Apparently, they weren't dog people, Tim Timoney. I agree. I agree. The Yeah. The what corrections are I like Russians, but I wouldn't date one again. That was, they're way more intense than I am. And and and it's funny because most people consider me extremely intense And not compared to no Russian. I'm not, like, straight up, this girl got mad. And so she tells me her and her friend, when you're when you're ethnic like that, they tend to go and they shop amongst themselves. It's a smart thing. So all the Russians, you know, go to the Russian grocery store, they go to the Russian coffee shop, blah blah blah, Russian gas station. And, so she's at the Russian coffee shop with her cousin, and her cousin's boyfriend calls the coffee shop and it makes the owner go out hand her the phone and asks the owner who she's there with and then goes out and and has her hands her the phone and then, you know, tells her, you know, when you're done you need to come home and all this.
And she's telling me this story, and as she's telling it to me, I'm like, wow. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. And and after, you know, she tells me and that's my response. I'm like, wow. That's crazy. She goes, you do not love me like this? You would just let, other men spend time with me? You don't you don't love me? I'm like, what? Wait. Wait. Wait. What do you mean? Hey. I I I thought that you could go have coffee like an adult without me monitoring it. That's yeah. I I kinda thought that.
[01:07:43] Unknown:
Right Coffee is a hot beverage. That's an adult beverage.
[01:07:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You and your cousins are gonna have a coffee without me, concerning myself about it. Yeah. I I I actually thought that. And when I didn't get jealous about things, she would she took that as I didn't, like like, I didn't care about her enough to be jealous. Like, I was like, I I don't understand what's going on right now. And her dad in the time that we dated, we only dated, like, maybe four or five months. I don't know. Maybe six. Her dad got into a two two or three different fights in the high school parking lot. Like, how the fuck you keep getting into fights in a high school parking lot, dude?
Like, are you, like, walking around just challenging people or something? What what is going on?
[01:08:37] Unknown:
Yeah. Is he fighting high schoolers? No.
[01:08:42] Benjamin Balderson:
Not picking he's picking on parents in the parking lot. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, that picking your kid up was a heated heated moments, I guess. I don't know. I don't know. I was kind of I I couldn't understand most of what they were saying. You know? Like, you know, you anytime even when you you learn to speak another language, being able to speak it and have, like, a a a retard conversation where you're like, hello. What is your name? Oh, my name is it. You know, like but as soon as they actually start speaking functionally, you know, then it's beyond if if you don't speak that language, you catch, like, one word out of five because your brain doesn't translate it quick enough.
[01:09:29] Unknown:
You know? And they're not speaking slowly and enunciating for slow listeners to understand.
[01:09:37] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, and it's just ways to not your native language. You don't your brain's gotta translate every single thing, and that's that takes time.
[01:09:47] Unknown:
So The United States Of America has an official language now, and is it English? And if it is English, do we have an official dictionary with the official English words in it?
[01:10:05] Unknown:
And does it include, like, slang?
[01:10:09] Unknown:
Ebonics or borrowed words? Yes. I would like to know what the official English words are. Mhmm.
[01:10:19] Benjamin Balderson:
And and and printed on paper to have a hard time like to know if we can spell color, just c o l o r. Without the u? About it like the English and put that u in there for no apparent reason.
[01:10:33] Unknown:
Color.
[01:10:36] Unknown:
Yeah. Because I just got handed a giant plate of food, so I I may be You guys are manifesting food tonight.
[01:10:45] Unknown:
What's the secret to that?
[01:10:48] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, this week, it's my wife is gone, and Brian and I are taking turns cooking. Where we're, because the wife the wife had to go help the parents pack up their stuff. They're retirement age. Oh, that's a that's a that's a that's a layout right there.
[01:11:13] Unknown:
That's a layout. Wow. Warm Yeah. Homemade pizza. Pizza. Sourdough crust.
[01:11:23] Unknown:
Yeah. No. The the spoilage goes both ways, dude. It it does.
[01:11:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. My wife don't have to go out and do like, my wife will actually cry if she touches poop. And for any of you that don't understand, I literally live in a swirling world of poop. So it takes a it takes an act of goddamn near to keep that away from her and have her live in this, like, eye of the shit storm that the rest of the world that she lives in is.
[01:12:11] Unknown:
The separation from outdoors and indoors doesn't quite exist as much as if we want it to.
[01:12:20] Benjamin Balderson:
I've seen somebody talking shit about Andrew Wilson. Which is quite There's a lot of people doing that lately. Yeah. But one of her comments was he looks like he would smell like Drakkar Noir in cigarettes, which I found that funny, but then she said, and outside. And I was like, does this person think outside smells bad? Is that a bad thing? That is so fucking weird. Now outside is bad smelling.
[01:12:52] Unknown:
Outside smells different every day.
[01:12:57] Unknown:
You talk to any rancher, dude. Outside smells like money. Mhmm.
[01:13:06] Unknown:
It's like the inside smell is what makes me nauseous. The artificial smells of cleaners and Yeah. Sterilizations and, like, hospitals and dentists and hotels, they all just they don't smell accommodating in any way.
[01:13:26] Benjamin Balderson:
And that then because also because we live very much with our environment, it come, you know, by, like, 09:00. We we don't put any more wood in the wood stove. And so by midnight, the house is whatever temperature it is outside for the most part. So we're used to sleeping in that, and then you go you go into the city like Christy's at her parents' house, and she hasn't been able to sleep for a couple nights because in in in her mind, in in the middle of the night, it's hot as hell in there. Like, why is this house so fucking hot? You know?
[01:14:01] Unknown:
It's hot and the air smells like, potpourri from 1987.
[01:14:10] Unknown:
Or it just smells like forced and and fake. Mhmm. Yeah, dude. I can't I hate forced air heating. But it's such an unnatural thing for me. And I spent, you know, almost twenty years in the Santa Cruz Mountains and, you know, five years, seven years off grid and a bunch of other places where the only thing that you had was a a wood burner.
[01:14:45] Benjamin Balderson:
And I bought I bought fucking wood and put it in Steve's fucking fireplace.
[01:14:50] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:14:54] Unknown:
Yeah. I was thinking of fighting with HVAC, guys.
[01:14:59] Unknown:
Dude, I kinda miss that. I I miss that cabin. That was that was a cool little place.
[01:15:04] Benjamin Balderson:
It really was.
[01:15:05] Unknown:
On a giant ass fucking back deck.
[01:15:11] Benjamin Balderson:
Right in the Redwood Forest. Just so gorgeous.
[01:15:14] Unknown:
Yeah. Right at the the top of the hill, there was only, like, two properties that were uphill from us.
[01:15:22] Unknown:
How close are you to a Mount Rushmore there?
[01:15:25] Benjamin Balderson:
That's, about, sixteen hours Right. Way up to Mount Rushmore.
[01:15:30] Unknown:
Yeah. Will there be a fifth head added?
[01:15:35] Unknown:
Yes. And it'll be Donald John Trump's.
[01:15:39] Unknown:
They've already got a mock up of it ready to go. And he's on the right. Of course, he has to be on the far right. Symbolically, if he was on the left, that would just be weird.
[01:15:51] Unknown:
But more accurate.
[01:15:53] Unknown:
Yes. If he could just be behind them.
[01:15:58] Unknown:
Right.
[01:16:00] Unknown:
We could just add
[01:16:02] Benjamin Balderson:
some more Legitimately, if he could get all of North America under one label Mhmm. With him as the fucking head of it, I could see where he would he would feel like he he should have a place up there. Like, he basically doubled the The United States. And and the amount of natural resources that is in Greenland and Canada is crazy. It's just super hard to extract.
[01:16:45] Unknown:
That's what the robots are for.
[01:16:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. But they don't work well when the oil when the oil is, solid. You know?
[01:17:04] Unknown:
So we just need some kind of human body with a robot mind, and then we can solve that problem. I think Elon Musk promised Neuralink by 2026. He said in 2016, I think he said, was in ten years. So we got a a a few months left. How's that Neuralink project going?
[01:17:26] Unknown:
I mean, they put a couple in a few people.
[01:17:29] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Didn't they ask for volunteers,
[01:17:31] Unknown:
like, six months ago? After they killed all those monkeys?
[01:17:38] Unknown:
Well, there was the monkeypox going around. So Oh, maybe that was it. Could have had something to do with that.
[01:17:47] Benjamin Balderson:
Why are you trying to blame it on Elon, Steve?
[01:17:50] Unknown:
Well, because his own paperwork suggests that.
[01:17:56] Unknown:
I don't know, man. I think monkeys are gonna lay eggs before we'll have a massive And you're getting my Starlink or something just because my Internet's better than yours now? I was picking up on tones of jealousy.
[01:18:12] Unknown:
Yeah. That's exactly it. That's you caught me out. I'm I I stand before you a defeated man.
[01:18:24] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, shit. And then the last thing is with the as weird as the world is now, like, I've always hated fucking Tesla, you know, cars, then, like, the Tesla batteries and shit. I thought they were garbage, and I spoke out against it. But now all of a sudden, I'm a libtard if I do it. I'm like, you motherfuckers, Fuck you guys.
[01:18:47] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. Just, you know, show me all of the ways that you can be dumb out loud. Do that. Do that. That's great. That's fantastic.
[01:18:59] Unknown:
It's now almost a risk for a little bit to to attack a a Tesla truck. If you see one in the wild, if you see a, you know, the Cybertruck or any of the Tesla vehicles, it's almost your civic duty as as an American now to do something about it. I just point and laugh and yell faggot.
[01:19:18] Unknown:
It's
[01:19:20] Unknown:
that's been my go to. Are they all tracked like Pokemon Go players? Is there some sort of OnStar system when a in a database of, like, find my car where someone can easily access the database and all all the known cyber trucks can be found and eliminated by players who are interested in that score?
[01:19:42] Unknown:
Yes.
[01:19:42] Unknown:
Playing that game? I gotta do this. Folks, it's Donnie Clown Show down here at EasyElon's Used Car Lot where the prices are low, low, low, just like the stock market. Come on down and get a Tesla before they catch on fire. Oh, I mean, before they're gone. No. That's what I call a a fire sale.
[01:20:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yes. Well, it's interesting because they had to they really had to switch the crowd on that because the tech bros had already bought up what they had, and they didn't realize when you're looking at actual finance, outside of the tech sec sector, Liberals are have no money. They they're the they're the spongy group who want government money and to give them stuff. So you've gotta dip into the conservative crowd who has already been pre pre trained, especially the Judeo Christians have been pre trained to if they if they if they're in with something they need to pay, they've been pre pre trained on that one. I would I would actually assume that the Cybertruck sales are probably substantially better at this point than they were pre him switching teams.
[01:21:01] Unknown:
Did he replace the White House lawn? Was it too green? And he didn't like the the Green New Deal.
[01:21:12] Unknown:
Oh, no. The he loves the Green New Deal.
[01:21:14] Unknown:
Elon does. I I thought that they were gonna pave the White House lawn and then turn it into a desk a Tesla dealership.
[01:21:26] Unknown:
I mean, that might be coming.
[01:21:29] Unknown:
And there's pictures comparing these guys in in cars to German manufacturing about a hundred years ago.
[01:21:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Volkswagen?
[01:21:40] Unknown:
I think so. I think that's what it was.
[01:21:43] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:21:45] Unknown:
So there's this way to view the current situation through the events of World War two, and now people are just placing the pattern on top of the thing that maybe isn't there?
[01:21:57] Benjamin Balderson:
That pattern of the liberals and the hippies all support Nazis. We should have known that when they all tried driving Volkswagens all the damn time. Like, the signs have always been there.
[01:22:10] Unknown:
Is there a a letter that they could write, an apology, something with guilt involved?
[01:22:19] Benjamin Balderson:
I don't know. I I what I heard was that and this is this isn't confirmed. There's no official sources. But I heard that, the way Ricola became so soothing to the throat was through extensive testing, much of which was used as evidence in the Nuremberg Trials where they took these poor small hats, and they they did, you know, did horrible things to their throats, and they had to go through and, you know, until they got that recall of formula correct. They, they just tortured a lot of people, you know, more throat cancer than cigarettes. It's it's, you know, just a bunch of little small hats with just talking with little machines. And, you know, and and but still, you know, Recoils around as a company, and, you know, now the effects of what they've done is is forgotten, but the the the soothing delicious lozenges are are still available.
[01:23:17] Unknown:
It doesn't say anything on the package. I mean, there's there's Swiss and and then Swiss Swiss, alpine herbs. It's it's, they're they're neutral. They don't participate in wars. So I don't know what you're saying at all there. Hate speech.
[01:23:35] Steve :
Hate speech.
[01:23:39] Unknown:
Hate speech against our sponsor recall. Oh, fuck. I just hope that that guy who talks with the gravely voice in congress, if he could get some, that'd be good for him. How's how's has anyone checked in on him tonight? I mean, there were some files released just a a few hours ago. How's he holding?
[01:24:07] Benjamin Balderson:
The last I seen, he was stuck somewhere in between, he was pit playing pivot man in a circle jerk between Connor McGregor and Bebe. Netanyahu? Yeah. Okay.
[01:24:23] Unknown:
Milakowski.
[01:24:25] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And and Milakowski.
[01:24:27] Unknown:
Yeah. Milakowski, is that a Polish name?
[01:24:31] Unknown:
That's BB's actual last name.
[01:24:35] Unknown:
Okay.
[01:24:35] Unknown:
They all changed their names to make them sound more like
[01:24:40] Benjamin Balderson:
Mid Eastern. But yeah. That way, they don't sound as Polish. If his name was, you know, if his name was fucking Ole, we'd all catch it. Right? Yeah.
[01:24:57] Unknown:
Let me see if I can see if I can
[01:25:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You're breaking up bad, Steve. Didn't hear what you said there. He's looking for it. He would Steve would be Sven.
[01:25:15] Unknown:
I would for sure. Let me let me pull this up just in case, you know, we haven't got kicked off of YouTube yet. And by the way, I have, like, thoughts about the dude who's talking, but that's not pertinent to the conversation, and it has nothing to do with the information that he's
[01:25:41] Unknown:
putting out at this point. I show you what I'm about to show you. Your mind will be blown. You're gonna be blindsided. Every single Israeli prime minister has a fake name. Did you know that? I was just talking about Ben Gurion. Do you know what his original name is? It's Gruen, g r u e n. He changed it to make it sound more Jewish and sound more Middle Eastern. Do you know what Netanyahu's real name is? It's not Netanyahu, it's Milkovsky. I swear to God, go and look it up. You'll find you'll find Milkovsky. That's his real name.
These are remember what Israelis are. Israelis are European Jews. They don't come from Palestine, but they wanna make they want you to make you believe. They wanna they wanna make believe and make you believe that they come from this area, that they are indigenous to the land, that they're so Jewish. Right? Even if they have no connection. So they changed their names. Here's another one. Moshe Sharat, his name is Chertok originally. You've got Levi Eshkol. Eshkol was Shkolonic. So he changed it from Shkolonic to Eshkol. Then you have Yigal Alon.
[01:26:47] Unknown:
To be clear, if my name was Shklonik,
[01:26:50] Benjamin Balderson:
I would change it to someone else. Israel's First Female Prime Minister.
[01:26:53] Unknown:
Her real name is not Golda Meir, it's Mabovitch, Mabovitch. Golder. More like mad bitch. We have Yitzhak Rabin. Oh, that's Joe. His name is not Rabin. It's Rubitsov. Are you seeing the pattern? These are Eastern European names. Not Palestinian, not Jewish, not, Middle Eastern. They're Eastern European. Okay? They're not Palestinian. They don't come from this region. Yitzhak Shamir. He he's a great one. You know? Yitzhak Shamir, he's on the wanted poster because, he was wanted by the British police in Palestine for terrorism, but they don't tell you that. So Yitzhak Shamir, his original name is Yezernitsky.
Yezernitsky. Shimon Perez, Persky. Netanyahu, I already told you, Malikovsky. I think I said Milkovsky. Excuse me. It's Malikovsky. Never you know, it's the same point. Ehud Barak is Brog. So b r o g. Brog. He changed it to Barak. Ariel Sharon, his original name is Shinerman. Shinerman. He changed it to Sharon. And Yair Lapid, who's, you still see him, changing posts. His original name is Lampel. So he changed it from Lampel to Lapid.
[01:28:18] Benjamin Balderson:
That last one, I wouldn't have caught as anything. It's like neither of them meant anything to me, but the rest of them, %. It's a lot of different things because it's specifically Eastern European, not Northern European. So it's all Eastern Bloc outside of Russia. And for those of us that know, the the the small hats did a little revolution in in Russia back then. And so there's a lot of those types floating around in that area and not in Northern Europe.
[01:28:49] Unknown:
Yep.
[01:28:52] Unknown:
Shiner man.
[01:28:54] Benjamin Balderson:
Shiner man.
[01:28:55] Unknown:
So superhero name.
[01:28:57] Unknown:
The country so fake they had to name it is real for you to believe it.
[01:29:06] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:29:10] Unknown:
Is it Mel Brooks who released, the Mel Brooks who released the History of the World part one and then Yeah. Part two and, I guess, they're writing part three currently in real time. Are they? I think it's happening. I don't know. Check the news in the morning.
[01:29:27] Unknown:
Just randomly, shout out to Joe from Legit Bat who's been texting me for the last fifteen minutes.
[01:29:36] Benjamin Balderson:
Joe.
[01:29:38] Unknown:
I I guess my my tinfoil hat episode got put out tonight. I thought it was coming out tomorrow.
[01:29:45] Unknown:
Oh, so this is kind of the release party we're having.
[01:29:49] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:29:50] Steve :
Okay.
[01:29:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah.
[01:29:53] Benjamin Balderson:
Joe, you're gonna have to bring your lovely wife here. Mhmm. And then we'll get Steve here. It's how that's going to happen. Lovely fiance.
[01:30:04] Unknown:
Maybe wife at that point. I don't know. Yeah. We'll we'll make some food. But, yeah, Joe's a badass, dude. I love those guys. They're right.
[01:30:18] Benjamin Balderson:
We've got, like, two shoe boxes. We could put some stuffing in them, and you guys can sleep in them.
[01:30:28] Unknown:
And they'll be assigned a kitten.
[01:30:31] Benjamin Balderson:
I'm saying that the property. Yeah. You'll go home with some extra cats. They already have they already have animals, but, we'll send them with some extra. That that's the rule. You can't leave without taking a cat.
[01:30:48] Unknown:
But you can't leave a cat either. It's not take a cat. Not leave a cat. We an animal exchange.
[01:30:54] Benjamin Balderson:
It is not an exchange. Okay. Steve don't even know it, but he came and stayed for a few days. He's got a cat at his house. He don't even know about it yet. It's true. It's true. I'd I hear it at night. Yeah.
[01:31:09] Unknown:
But it it mostly it it's like, what, aliens? Mostly, it comes out at night mostly.
[01:31:19] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm. What it's waiting for is to have some kittens, and then it'll use them as anchor babies, and Steve won't be able to kick them out. Yeah. My girl wants a cat. She does.
[01:31:31] Unknown:
And a tiny dog. I don't understand having, like, not a real dog. I can't get my head around it.
[01:31:40] Unknown:
If your cat's larger than your dog, I don't know what to say. It's kind of off putting. You don't have a dog. You have a large rat.
[01:31:49] Unknown:
It's furry.
[01:31:51] Benjamin Balderson:
The time I do understand the having the small dog is at night. I understand it then. Because at night, when fat ass over upstairs there, flops over, he crushes me or tries to push me off the bed. And, like, if you just have, like, a little, like, cat size, the cats, they just kind of wedge themselves into a little spot, you know, and it's alright.
[01:32:17] Unknown:
Balderson is the Oprah Winfrey of kitten giveaways. That's that's true. That's true. What up, hometown? What up, hometown? Hey, town.
[01:32:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. We have so many more cats than you guys ever see. So many more. Stealthy. The the ones that you guys see are usually the ones that, that, like, I'm friends with. There's a whole bunch of them I don't really know that well.
[01:32:48] Unknown:
When the stream ends, they just emerge from their shadows. Hey, Lucy. You gotta fucking get,
[01:32:54] Unknown:
on the rumble shit for the the show or, you know, Odyssey or Bitchute or something like that, you should definitely be in the chat. In fact, you should probably be in the Telegram group. We we have an awesome AM wake up Telegram group. It's the fucking best. And, like, several months ago, I was like, I don't really do anything on Thursday. Maybe I'll do a voice call on Telegram. Ever since then, there's, like, a nonstop voice call on the Telegram group where people just it's a community building exercise. People get to know each other, all that kind of shit. They share information that's absolutely fucking incredible. Like, it's really fucking cool what what's taken place over the last, like, year or so that we've had the group.
[01:33:51] Benjamin Balderson:
So This one's this one's my red nose, Betty. Aw. You
[01:33:58] Unknown:
guys. Sup, knucklehead?
[01:34:01] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Miss Freya's. She's such a goofball. Yeah. We ours are actually mixed. The you wouldn't know it, but, apparently, they got red nose in them somewhere because Tyr and Scotty, it's been all their puppies, and they've had, like, like, 26 or 28 or something that are all blue nose. But then, they had two red nose.
[01:34:34] Unknown:
And they And then there's fucking Gomez who's like the absolute fucking the exception to all of the rules.
[01:34:44] Benjamin Balderson:
He made he he made his dad his dad was feeling like a fatty after Gomez was here. Gomez was looking lean and mean. Me having his, like, looking like a roly poly.
[01:34:57] Unknown:
He was backed up.
[01:34:59] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Well, that we didn't know that, you know, and it's shocking how much skinnier he's gotten since, he got neutered. Yeah. He was definitely backed up. And you don't, that must have been horrible. And, you know, obviously, we didn't notice it that much. I don't, I don't live in the city, so, you know, I don't see my dogs go to the bathroom. I just let them outside, and they go and do what they're doing. And, fortunately, Tyr and, Tyr and them, they're real good about it. They go out to the edges of the property to go to the bathroom, so they're real good about that.
[01:35:34] Unknown:
Yeah. I think the FTC was just fired, so we can use whatever colorful language we wanna use. Woo hoo.
[01:35:43] Benjamin Balderson:
Right. Well, that doesn't, that doesn't mean YouTube doesn't have their people hard at work searching for us. Speaking of which, so I didn't realize that the, the setup for monetizing and all that, they they lessen the requirements for
[01:36:13] Unknown:
secure secure and stick thing where people are of the opinion that they could stream video games or stream a hobby and then monetize it somehow. And some people do get to do that for a while.
[01:36:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Here's here's our red nose boy. He's real neurotic, but he loves Steve. Mhmm.
[01:36:38] Unknown:
Hi, McGlick. What's up, buddy? What's up?
[01:36:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yes. You're the Licki boy.
[01:36:51] Unknown:
Yeah. Gomez is attached to my girl. He won't fucking
[01:36:58] Benjamin Balderson:
he won't leave Well, you already said Proud Boys like like, fake booty Latinas. You already said that. Yeah.
[01:37:07] Unknown:
Well, you're trying to say my dog is a white supremacist?
[01:37:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You know, the the the the he he has all the hallmarks. He has all the markers. He does. I'm not saying there's a fire, but I'm saying there's smoke.
[01:37:25] Unknown:
It's funny, dude. I can get up. I I get up at, like, 04:30, four forty five in the morning and go do show prep and stuff like that. I can get up and go walk out of the bedroom and shit. The moment her feet touch the ground actually, the moment she pulls covers off of her, he's like, mom's up. And then he's like right at her feet. It's kind of gross as far as that kind of asshole fucking turncoat rat shit.
[01:38:04] Benjamin Balderson:
Traitor.
[01:38:08] Unknown:
Not you right now. Have you checked in with your crypto trading friends lately? How are they doing? Our prices down across the boards?
[01:38:18] Benjamin Balderson:
How are crypto prices going? Gold is skyrocketed over 3,000 an ounce now.
[01:38:26] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:38:28] Benjamin Balderson:
Which we're gonna go gold panning here next month. So if you wanna go do that, Joe, you can go gold panning. We're gonna go out as a gold panning crew.
[01:38:42] Unknown:
You can just My dad my dad's coming. And get up and put it in your pocket.
[01:38:46] Benjamin Balderson:
My dad's coming. He's been watching Discovery Channel or History Channel or whatever channel shows the gold shows. Mhmm. He's been watching them. He's ready. 3,000 an ounce. Fucking Jesus. It don't take much of a piece of gold to be worth something at 3,000 an ounce. Right. Right. I'm like, stripes. And I told him, I said, all the hallmarks for the economy crash and have been there for quite some time already. And the big one for me always has always been because I remember this from the o eight crash. I owned a house prior to o eight and owned a house into that bubble and watched has as all that went down.
And when the housing price so so as a kid taking economics, in econ, we were taught that 25% of your, net income was the most you wanted to spend on how on housing. And when, when an average person's income and I'm not talking about some high school kid working at McDonald's or something. You know, when a person that's got a normal job, when one quarter of their income won't rent them anything, when that won't get you nothing but a dumpster, you know the economy is about shit to fucking overturn, and we're about to have a another, trash.
It's just how it is. Right? At this point, around here, if you wanna rent a one bedroom place that you're not living with six other people, you're gonna pay $2.03, $4 a month Yep. For that place. Well, ain't none of these kids making $16. You know? That's a a quarter of your rate of your net, not your gross, your net. Mhmm. Like, Christ. So that you know that the when it it becomes unsustainable, well, then once these places can't rent out, all these people that who had the credit to purchase them that were buying them as, passive income, they can't make the passive income payments because they they weren't doing it right and extend themselves out and then count on the rental in order to make the payments, and all of it just falls flat.
[01:41:20] Unknown:
I know this is, off topic, but I fucking love this habanero sauce. I dumped a bunch of the habanero sauce on some barbecue sauce and mixed it up and had it with some steak fries. Dude, so fucking good.
[01:41:39] Unknown:
Do you have a strategic reserve of this sauce?
[01:41:42] Unknown:
We're we're adding it to the regimen of the barbecue sauce that, my friend and cohost on Blunt Forest Teal and I are creating, which is the Hard R barbecue sauce company. Because we believe that the best food is made with a little bit of bigotry.
[01:42:06] Benjamin Balderson:
The best jokes are
[01:42:08] Unknown:
If you don't have a a cook who's willing to, like, you know or a chef or whatever is willing to, like, cuss you out and and hurl a bunch of racial slurs at you while they're serving you food, it's not gonna be as good. The the best food truly is served up with a side of bigotry. So at the Hard R Barbecue Sauce Company, we strive to put both flavor and racism into every bite.
[01:42:40] Benjamin Balderson:
It makes it tangy. Yeah.
[01:42:47] Unknown:
Yeah. I'm not kidding. She's she's already whipped up a bunch of batches. She'll be at the Third Eye Carnival in Nashville with some of them for you guys to sample with, Texas Slim Beef Initiative freaking meat.
[01:43:02] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Get sold out.
[01:43:04] Unknown:
Is that event still available to Yeah. You can still get to the the the it's an 18 acre property. We could probably fit 700 people there. So the, you know, 200 or so that we're gonna get more than enough room for it. There's a family camp area, a rowdy kid camp area. Everybody you know, you make noise all fucking night. There's really no neighbors. 10 bonfire pits. Live music, live podcast, live comedy. I don't I don't I don't know what more you could ask for. Do you know? $90 for the whole weekend.
[01:43:49] Unknown:
Can you pay in crypto?
[01:43:51] Unknown:
You can. Trump Trump coin? For sure. For sure.
[01:43:55] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:43:56] Unknown:
Okay. You have to pay double if it's Melania coin. But yeah.
[01:44:02] Unknown:
But you'll work out the exchange rate at the moment of exchange.
[01:44:06] Benjamin Balderson:
What about Haktou a coin?
[01:44:09] Unknown:
I think that ship done sailed. What a fucking scam, dude.
[01:44:18] Unknown:
What a scam. Do you remember the days of Kickstarter when people were wanting to make potato salad? So they went to Kickstarter so they could get money to make potato salads.
[01:44:31] Unknown:
Yeah.
[01:44:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Gomez.
[01:44:37] Unknown:
Now you can make a token and use it as a fundraiser, but not explain it as such. So it's a financial vehicle for investing, but it's really a fundraiser for the people making it. That's what the whole, like, DAO thing was. Right? The decentralized autonomous organization.
[01:44:58] Unknown:
Mhmm. It's like it's DAO.
[01:45:00] Unknown:
It's like religious. It's sacred. Oh. But it fails. Ethereum is still a thing, I guess. But after the the DAO failure and, you know, Vitalik Buterin is just Oh, no. Just look at the guy. Just look at the guy. If you see the people behind your favorite coins, does that inspire confidence in you or not? What about Ray's? Do you accept Ray's? I don't know that they're still printed
[01:45:36] Unknown:
anymore. Yeah. No. It's a defunct token. In fact, they just very recently, when you went to go set up a live stream and you selected free, it would say you will only be paid in RAE token. Now it says you will only be you can't you can only receive tips through USDC. Like, they've fully scrapped the rate token. Well, and they left a lot of people holding the bag on that too.
[01:46:10] Unknown:
And the stable coins that will never be audited. That's a feature, not a bug.
[01:46:20] Unknown:
I don't know. Is that is that a a a reality? I don't know.
[01:46:26] Unknown:
It's such a murky area. It doesn't bode well for people who don't understand the technology. There are claims that the president of The United States Of America does not understand exactly what Bitcoin does. Bitcoin's the first. If you don't understand what Bitcoin does, then how can you understand what Trump coin does or Melania coin does. So his advisers suggested that perhaps this is a way that foreign governments, corporations, other entities could provide, funds anonymously, pseudo anonymously without having to declare that they're they're the ones behind the the fund transfer.
But then if they show up in person and they can just say, here's hey. Does this number mean anything to you? And they could, you know, match it in the back. So there's a lot of campaign finance stuff happening, but it's not under the laws of campaign finance. And you're talking about the spongy the spongy liberals who need their money. Have they used have they used cryptos? Have the oligarchs and the ruling class, have they used this new financial technology to their benefit?
[01:47:47] Unknown:
The asset class. Yeah. Absolutely. Especially when you look at the 700,000,000 investment into the US Treasury by Tether. You look at Larry Fink from BlackRock encouraging the Bitcoin strategic reserve after previously saying, you know,
[01:48:09] Benjamin Balderson:
it was It blows my mind. Bitcoin strategic reserve. What the fuck?
[01:48:16] Unknown:
Yeah. That does not mean that the Federal Reserve or the White House or Congress has decided to purchase new Bitcoin or old Bitcoin or use Bitcoin, but rather that they have amassed through asset seizure
[01:48:36] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm.
[01:48:37] Unknown:
A large amount. And now they just wanna gather all around to to kinda figure out how much they actually hold. But they don't plan to buy anything, and they certainly can't sell any of it. Because if they were to sell it, well, imagine if they sold it all at the same time, wouldn't that bring the price to zero? So in a way, isn't that a strategic a strategic way to control an asset?
[01:49:08] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. It's all about currency manipulation. It always has been.
[01:49:14] Unknown:
So when Gavin Andreessen, his email address was put on the Bitcoin homepage, and he became the front man for this. And In Q Tel CIA agent said, come on over and give us a presentation about this project you're working on. And we don't get an answer from our debate guests on that. Just kinda silence the crickets.
[01:49:45] Unknown:
Well, it's an it's an uncomfortable subject.
[01:49:50] Unknown:
But it was never hidden. It wasn't like it was not available information. Gavin and Dreessen publicly many times said, out of transparency, yeah, I'm going to talk at In Q Tel and CIA, and they're very curious about about this project. And he he presented to them what this new technology was about and how it solves a double spend thing and if it's like cash or, you know, if criminals could use it. He gave the entire presentation. He played with them the entire time. Other people who were going outside of that box and were thinking more creatively, they were harassed. They they were arrested.
Their projects and businesses were shut down. It was sort of a sort of a shakedown. So now in 2025 with this new asset class of of of digital technologies, FinCEN as I like to call it. Financial FinCEN financial. What is the e they have all these all these buzzwords that they like to use, and I don't think Trump really cares to understand all of it. But he understands gold. He understands wealth. He understands money, and he understands power.
[01:51:08] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, if you really look at it with the Fiat monetary system, they, the fractional reserve, they weren't putting up anything of value of their own anyways. Like, say you went to go get a house loan, the down payment that you put down is the money that they use and they fraction that and give it back to you. So they're they've been selling you thin air for years. And so, honestly, this this fits right along with it because now the only thing of value is the money you put in to buy the Bitcoin or whatever. There is no innate value in and of itself.
[01:51:49] Unknown:
It didn't start with blood, sweat, and tears, but now people are taking their blood, sweat, and tears that they put in at a workplace for how many hours a week, and then they get a paycheck. Or if they get other USD funds through Social Security or whatever benefits, lawyers, JJ Wentworth, whatever they get. They take that money, and then they put it into the digital assets, the digital currencies because that's something that was advertised to them. It's like the stock market is old, it's broken, but this new thing, anybody can invest in it. So these new investors are taking the money and instead of, you know, it trickling down, they're just throwing it up in the air and it's being vacuumed up to the top.
So it's it is a transfer of wealth, but in what direction? The people that have the money are magnetically attracting the money towards them, and the people that don't have it are gambling their lives away.
[01:52:48] Unknown:
On, like, shitcoin. Mean coin.
[01:52:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Which is no different than a I'll pay to a coin, which
[01:52:56] Unknown:
look. Dude, I still maintain. Why would you not call that Spitcoin? Yeah. Like, that's the biggest marketing miss of the last year as far as I'm concerned.
[01:53:16] Benjamin Balderson:
Still waiting on mono Monaco Monica Lewinsky blunt wraps.
[01:53:23] Unknown:
They they they did have Lewin like, Monica cigars. They did. That was a branded thing, like, fifteen years ago or something like that, twenty years ago.
[01:53:32] Unknown:
Call them Monica Lewinsky blunt wraps.
[01:53:35] Benjamin Balderson:
It it'd be a presidential blunt
[01:53:38] Unknown:
for sure. Blue dress blue dress blunt wraps.
[01:53:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Horrible.
[01:53:47] Unknown:
It might leave a stain, but you'll remember it.
[01:53:53] Benjamin Balderson:
And I I jumped on on, Friday with, verbal combat. It was horrible. Oh. I got into a two on two and a half and half the debate. The guys did not understand what, the difference between a a a fucking victimless crime
[01:54:11] Unknown:
and, a victim's crime. And I Okay. So so the topic that you guys had some differences on, you you agreed that you had differences opinion on the topic of what a victimless crime is.
[01:54:24] Benjamin Balderson:
No. Whether a victimless crime should be, decriminalized.
[01:54:29] Unknown:
Okay. So decriminalizing victimless crimes.
[01:54:33] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And they didn't understand what a victimless crime was in any way, shape, or form. Took half the debate to get that far with them. So fucking how did the debate go towards
[01:54:44] Unknown:
a guy in a trench coat outside of a public school elementary Yeah. You know, recess center or, you know, the gate around it. It's where they have the recess, and now there's a man in a trench coat exposing himself, deriving pleasure from this. And somehow that's where the debate went.
[01:55:06] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. And I said, well, that would be criminal because you can't do things like that of a sexual nature around children. And then they're just like, you're smuggling children in there. I'm like, the fuck are you talking about? It was in the setup. Like, specifically.
[01:55:23] Unknown:
I don't know. When you leave your house, there are eyeballs of all ages, and they are looking all over to see who's wearing clothes and who's not wearing clothes.
[01:55:35] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. There's a victim. Right? You know, like, when you're looking at if you go to court, if there is a second name besides the state in your crime, if the state brings up a witness besides a police officer, then it's not a victimless crime. If the state is the only one being offended, it's a victimless crime. Victimless crimes can range from anything from a speeding ticket to smoking a joint out in the woods by yourself. Right? They can there's a bunch of things. If there isn't a victim, I would contend that it's not jail worthy.
[01:56:20] Unknown:
I've seen videos of police officers driving official company vehicles and doing very poorly, including Yeah. Maneuvers as pulling in front of 18 wheelers and then slamming the brake in front of them
[01:56:37] Benjamin Balderson:
and not understanding people are crazy. You know, physics, I I guess.
[01:56:44] Unknown:
Well, that's I mean, there. Okay. So do you make a distinction between potential for harm and no harm at that point? But what constitutes reckless and what constitutes responsible personal behavior? You know? Like
[01:57:05] Unknown:
If you leave your house without having a body cam live streaming your every action,
[01:57:11] Unknown:
then you are engaging in reckless behavior. You have a phone. It's recording everything you do anyway.
[01:57:17] Benjamin Balderson:
The the the fact the fact is is the world's dangerous, and people engage in reckless behavior in a million different ways and die from it in a million different ways every day. So, no, I would not criminalize somebody for reckless ass behavior. There's definitely now with this said, part of that was decriminalization, meaning you don't go to jail for it. That doesn't mean that things are always acceptable either. It just means you don't go to jail for it. There are other there are other methods of curtailing different activities that people have. You can find them. There's social pressures.
You could as the city make them move out of the city, all kinds of different ways that if somebody isn't fitting in with your society, you can pressure them to either do so or move to a different area where they will either be, you know, around people that don't care or like them. Like, there's lots of ways of doing these things without putting a person in jail unless there is a victim. And then absolutely, I'm down for you should put this person in jail now. Now there's a victim.
[01:58:36] Unknown:
And those people should be castrated?
[01:58:40] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, you you
[01:58:44] Unknown:
where did we jump to this? Which piece of This is how I this is how I win the argument. I, we take one topic, and then the result is we castrate sex offenders.
[01:58:55] Unknown:
Hey, Marcus. You need to make me an admin on the YouTube channel so I can post links.
[01:59:03] Unknown:
Yes, sir. Wow. Just confirm your identity here.
[01:59:10] Benjamin Balderson:
I would I would not be against some sex offenders being castrated. Although, in my in in for real, they're most of them, I would just hang outside of the courthouse and leave them dangling there for similar reasons that we discussed earlier in the episode. And so I wouldn't even do that, but there are some that, yes, I would probably see that as an option. Yeah. That is not a victimless crime. There was distinctly a victim.
[01:59:56] Unknown:
Well and just, you know, punching somebody in the face over and over and over and over and over sometimes doesn't work.
[02:00:04] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. Until you know, I and and I know a lot of people would find that strange because I'm all for making some things not criminal, but then going way further than most people would in other instances. And that's you know, you're just gonna have to fucking live with that. Like, I don't know what to tell you. Fucking like, mostly, I'm a live and let live type person, but then there's them some that just too deviate, too much of a bad person. And those people, you just gotta be done with it. I'm not a real big jailing type person. It doesn't it doesn't make any sense to me. I'm not sure how that typically is gonna help anybody.
[02:01:02] Unknown:
I mean, it'll help potential victims down the road, maybe. I don't know. Yeah.
[02:01:10] Benjamin Balderson:
Right. You you've just now made this person an absolute, you know, leech on society. The person can't even even help it at that point. When they get out, they're still most likely gonna be deviant. Now they're they're the where they were deviant before, you've made their circumstances drastically worse most likely. Yeah. You know? So that doesn't typically make people start doing things that are less deviant when you make their living in their their social situation much worse.
[02:01:46] Unknown:
No. It's better.
[02:01:48] Unknown:
Doesn't sound like you're arguing in favor of the universal basic income.
[02:01:54] Benjamin Balderson:
No. I'm definitely not arguing in favor of that. That that that doesn't make any sense to me in any way, shape, or form. I don't understand how that works. Where where does where does this money come from?
[02:02:09] Unknown:
Right. The economic model of the economy is boom and bust cycles with managed inflation through the the gold standard anyways. Right. So that's all expected. That's all expected in the cycle. So things will go up, things will go down over time. It's the roller coaster. We have to ride it out.
[02:02:35] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Unlike that, like Gregory Walker was talking about earlier, did gold go up or did the dollar go down? The gold value tends to stay very reasonable. It seems that the thing the purchasing power of gold stays about the same. So it's the value of the dollar that changes. I would pause it though that recently, gold has risen above the deflation of the dollar, and I think that's due to what's, going on economically and fears of that kind of thing. But, it's Steve's Ahmad. He has the power. But, I would say that it's recently risen above the deflation of the dollar, that it it is exceeding that.
But I think that's due to people realizing that we're about to have an economic crash, and, they have no place else stable to put it, Especially when land, which was the gold standard of stability, they you know, in the February through, the different games that they played have made it so land is absolutely not stable, and these pieces of property that are selling for 405 hundred thousand dollars right now are gonna be worth a hundred thousand dollars in a year. Yeah.
[02:04:15] Unknown:
Not with the cheap building materials they use on these new homes.
[02:04:19] Benjamin Balderson:
Yo. Just the land price. Like, my home my my home I live in right now, at one point in time, this property sold for $385,000. I spent 80 on it. So at one point in time, somebody spent spent 300. I don't know if that ever actually got but that was the agreed to price or whatever was on the paperwork. $385,000. Fucking, like, the all these properties up here are like that. You go look them up and you look up their history. In the height of the green rush, these properties were fucking crazy prices. And now that money is not there, so the property prices aren't there either. And so if you went and spent in fact, some of these there some of these people around here, like, there's one lady up here. No. She sold the house to some folks, and she really wants to kick them out because they haven't been paying their bill and paying their rent.
But the problem is is this has went on long enough that she'll never even get remotely close to what she sold that sold it to them for. So no matter what, she's taken a giant hit. She has to depend on trying to force them into paying that amount because the the property is not worth fucking even a quarter of what she got for it originally.
[02:05:46] Unknown:
Has she tried drilling for oil? Drill baby drill?
[02:05:49] Benjamin Balderson:
There is no oil underneath this product. There is no essential oils. Plate, dude. There is water. Lots of water. Water holds value.
[02:06:01] Unknown:
Yeah. Having clean water is a valuable thing.
[02:06:06] Benjamin Balderson:
It is. Definitely why we bought these properties because the heavy availability of water. Like, you can't live without it.
[02:06:22] Unknown:
That's why the price of avocados and pistachios are so high because of all the water it takes.
[02:06:30] Benjamin Balderson:
Almonds are a real monster for water. Oh, yeah.
[02:06:35] Unknown:
Yeah. That's all, like, Gold Country where my kids are and shit like that. Oakdale and, you know, Gold Rush Country and shit like that. It's all there's no fucking water table. It's all been sucked dry to feed Almond Farms and the other various tree nut farms and shit like that. It's gone. It's gone.
[02:07:08] Benjamin Balderson:
That's horrifying. Horrifying. Thankfully, there's no land around here that's worth growing. So once they quit growing pot on it, they ain't they ain't got no real value anymore. Not like that. You need flats to grow fucking that kind of trees and stuff. And they're trying to fix all the waterways here to try and get the salmon to come back and get the salmon to come back up the eel. Mhmm.
[02:07:40] Unknown:
Yep. You gotta fucking reseeder the entire fucking riverbank. Well, you gotta give them, an area where they're going to want to be. And when they took out all of the bankside cedar trees and shit like that, it destroyed the entire fucking ecosystem.
[02:08:03] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, quit grumping at the cat.
[02:08:11] Unknown:
I was not,
[02:08:12] Benjamin Balderson:
I mean
[02:08:14] Unknown:
mom? Oh, yeah.
[02:08:15] Benjamin Balderson:
Scotty, baby.
[02:08:17] Unknown:
Oh, Scotty.
[02:08:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Scotty. Scotty. Scotty. Who's that baby? Who's that baby? Who's that baby?
[02:08:31] Unknown:
Jaw.
[02:08:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Jaw. What is wrong with? What is wrong with?
[02:08:35] Unknown:
That nose is a different color. No. Their nose is the exact same nose. Come here. Come here. You fucker. Come here. All the way up. I'm
[02:08:50] Unknown:
I'm colorblind. I I can't see noses.
[02:08:54] Benjamin Balderson:
Skye. Skye. She's a baby. She's a baby. Here's Gomez. Here's Gomez.
[02:09:09] Unknown:
Come on.
[02:09:17] Benjamin Balderson:
Lat, Pibble.
[02:09:21] Unknown:
YouTube loves animals. Rumble loves animals.
[02:09:26] Benjamin Balderson:
Okay, buddy.
[02:09:29] Unknown:
Oh, baby. K. That's my ear hole.
[02:09:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Where's my babies?
[02:09:34] Unknown:
Rockman, I don't think they care about anything but sharks.
[02:09:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Shh. Whales.
[02:09:42] Unknown:
That's your mom. That's your mom. I don't want your pee in my face. That was a lot, dude. That was a lot.
[02:09:58] Unknown:
It's a lot of love at one time.
[02:10:02] Benjamin Balderson:
You're a Nick. Yes. I know, Nick.
[02:10:08] Unknown:
Okay. Yes, mate. You're dismissed. Yeah.
[02:10:12] Unknown:
So the hard r habanero.
[02:10:20] Benjamin Balderson:
Does that have It's gonna be a hard r. Shouldn't it be, like, maybe a reaper? Reaper seems more of a hard r.
[02:10:28] Unknown:
I mean, look. You know? It's, it's in development.
[02:10:32] Benjamin Balderson:
It is.
[02:10:34] Unknown:
Is it gonna be in a, like, a aerosol
[02:10:37] Benjamin Balderson:
container? It's saying habanero seems kinda soft for a hard r. You know, that's,
[02:10:43] Unknown:
Little pump action. You get a little squirt action.
[02:10:46] Unknown:
Right. But it's all gonna look like a carb or all gonna look like a Molotov.
[02:10:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Okay. Just saying, hi. You know, fucking habanero. That's, like, something I can put on my breakfast eggs. Like Mhmm. You know, that's you can you can eat that before work. Like, you get yourself some nice ghost or some reaper and, you know, you don't really wanna have, limited access to a toilet for the next couple hours.
[02:11:17] Unknown:
Yeah, Lucy. The dog that Ben was holding up gave birth to the dog that I was holding up. There yeah. They're they're definitely related.
[02:11:28] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yeah. That's Gomez's mom. Yeah. She's the mamas.
[02:11:36] Unknown:
Yep. Yep.
[02:11:37] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. His dad his dad just had to get his get his, potatoes cut off. No. So no more babies out of him. Potatoes cut off. He's not Irish. Way, if you live in Northern California
[02:11:50] Unknown:
and you have, like, a blue pit, I really want to breed my dog with your dog.
[02:11:55] Benjamin Balderson:
Before he has to lose his potatoes.
[02:11:58] Unknown:
Yep. He's got a few more years, but, you know, he's almost four. Dude, he's almost four. Wow. Yeah. It's crazy. That's fucking crazy. Corruption. Into April.
[02:12:09] Benjamin Balderson:
They say it isn't really a problem till they're, like, seven. So what happened was is, Tier couldn't go to the bathroom. He couldn't go pee or poop. So
[02:12:20] Unknown:
it's Is that the dog you're still on?
[02:12:23] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Middle hit that middle age, and nobody was nobody was giving him the prostate blowjobs. You know? That was he wasn't getting none of that. So Issa was giving him plenty of blowjobs, but, she I don't know that she was having trouble getting that.
[02:12:40] Unknown:
Yeah. You know? Is that what it was?
[02:12:45] Benjamin Balderson:
She you know what? She could get it partway in there, but that dew claw would catch up. Nobody wants a dew claw on the sphincter.
[02:12:52] Unknown:
That's fair. That's fair.
[02:12:56] Unknown:
Dew Claw and the Sphincter,
[02:13:00] Unknown:
which is gonna be the name of my next album.
[02:13:04] Unknown:
It's not the single. I I think if Will Smith is
[02:13:07] Unknown:
still in the studio. The Will Smith story. The
[02:13:13] Benjamin Balderson:
song. The song. The song. The song.
[02:13:17] Unknown:
Oh, fuck. The sphincter.
[02:13:19] Benjamin Balderson:
That's what we're sampling. Back. Yes. Not too claw, Dew Claw. Dew Claw and the sphincter,
[02:13:27] Unknown:
the Will Smith story, a collection of story songs. Yes.
[02:13:34] Benjamin Balderson:
P Diddy gets honorable mention.
[02:13:37] Unknown:
Dude, they're trying to tell people that Sam Bankman Fried is Diddy's selly, and he's doing podcast from jail.
[02:13:49] Benjamin Balderson:
What? Yeah. You know what, dude? The first time I seen fucking old boy that tried to off Reagan fucking Hinkley. Hinckley. Singing a song on YouTube. I I I you know what? I I gave up. I was like, oh, oh, shit. Anything happens now. Alright. Yeah. You know, anything goes. We're we're in the we're in the broken timeline. We fucked up. We made a left turn at Albuquerque. Nobody even laughed. I don't even know if that's an actual real joke anymore.
[02:14:26] Unknown:
I I got it. I did. No. No Warner Brothers is censoring all the Looney Tunes stuff. Yeah. We actually can't say that on YouTube.
[02:14:34] Unknown:
Mhmm. Jeez.
[02:14:36] Unknown:
Yeah. No. Sam Bankman Fried did a a whole fucking, like, forty five minute long podcast with Tucker Carlson
[02:14:46] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[02:14:47] Unknown:
From prison because we live in a fucking cartoon.
[02:14:54] Unknown:
How do you get anywhere with the name Tucker?
[02:14:58] Unknown:
Your dad works for the CIA, and you're just green lit everywhere you go.
[02:15:06] Benjamin Balderson:
That does
[02:15:14] Unknown:
help. Are they hiring? Do they have a Oh, they're hiring, buddy. Online application process?
[02:15:20] Unknown:
Absolutely.
[02:15:25] Benjamin Balderson:
I we, you know what? My morality is too high, and I think I I don't think you're passing the personality test, Marcus.
[02:15:40] Unknown:
Is is there something do you have feedback for me to improve the personality?
[02:15:49] Benjamin Balderson:
No. I think your personality is fantastic.
[02:15:52] Unknown:
I don't think they will think so. The this is a couple of years old, but this is an actual CIA recruitment video.
[02:16:02] Unknown:
Miss assistant millennial?
[02:16:05] Unknown:
When I was 17, I quoted Zora Neale Hurston how it feels to be colored me in my college application essay. The line that spoke to me stated simply, I am not tragically colored. There is no sorrow dammed up in my soul nor lurking in my eyes. I do not mind at all. At 17, I had no idea what life would bring, but Sora's sentiment articulated so beautifully how I felt as a daughter of immigrants then and now. Nothing about me was or is tragic. I am perfectly made. I can wax eloquent on complex legal issues in English while also belting Guayaquil de mis amores in Spanish. I can change a diaper with one hand and console a crying toddler with the other.
I'm a woman of color. I am a mom. I am a cisgender millennial who's been diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder. I am intersectional, but my existence is not a box checking exercise. I am a walking decoration, a woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences suggesting that a question has been asked. I did not sneak into CIA. Employment was not and is not the result of a fluke or slip through the cracks. I earned my way in, and I earned my way up the ranks of this organization. I am educated, qualified, and competent, and sometimes I struggle. I struggle feeling like I could do more, be more to my two sons, and I struggle leaving the office when I feel there's so much more to do.
I used to struggle with imposter syndrome, but at 36, I refuse to internalize misguided patriarchal ideas of what a woman can or should be. I am tired of feeling like I'm supposed to apologize the space I occupy rather than intoxicate people with my effort, my brilliance. I am proud of me. Full stop. My parents left everything they knew and loved to expose me to opportunities they never had. Because of them, I stand here today a proud first generation Latina and officer at CIA. I am unapologetically me. I want you to be unapologetically you, whoever you are. Know your worth.
Command your space. Miha, you're worth it.
[02:18:26] Benjamin Balderson:
That's a real thing that they put out. She was allowed to wear a shirt that had a fist going into a bonus hole for the entire video. Yeah. I I got I got to wonder if specifically they are looking because this is why I don't think, you would make it, Marcus. You Okay. All three of us have too much direction that, you know, I think part of why they go after, you know, that she she listed right there. She's a mentally broken person. She doesn't fit or understand society. And I think that that's very needed in those people. It's not that, we are particular society people, but we're particular aren't because we have too much direction. Then there's a whole group that doesn't have direction that they become very morally ambiguous because they don't really understand that society and their place in it.
Like, they they get Hey. The
[02:19:22] Unknown:
not to derail, but, remember last week when we played the Paul Harvey Farmer thing? So, two days later, it was Connor's birthday, and he co hosted the whole show with me. And so I played that for him, and he was like, damn. You know? Yeah. Yeah. But it was fucking wild to cohost a show with my kid. No shit. That's awesome. Yeah. That is really cool. Fucking three hours on his birthday. That's what he chose to do. That is cool as hell.
[02:20:03] Benjamin Balderson:
And, yeah, that's, God made a farmer. That one's hard to beat. And he called me old gay.
[02:20:09] Unknown:
Old and gay? Yeah. Yeah. Nice. Because I called him half a fag because of his haircut, and so he had to escalate.
[02:20:19] Benjamin Balderson:
Solid. Solid. Yeah. Yeah. I have my son. I don't think any of my sons will ever do it, but I got a grandson that I'm real close to that, one night he called when I was on the show, and I threatened him. I was like, next time you do that, I'm just putting you on the show with us, kiddo. Yeah.
[02:20:40] Unknown:
Yeah. I don't do that anymore because the last time my girl called and I tried to put her on a show, it was the day her dad died. Oh, geez. Like, oh, never mind. I'm an asshole.
[02:20:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Holy shit. Yeah.
[02:20:54] Unknown:
Every time pasta calls, I put him on the show.
[02:20:57] Unknown:
How many dads does pasta have?
[02:21:01] Unknown:
Two? Pasta like this to become?
[02:21:07] Benjamin Balderson:
Pasta get the full ghosting also? What's that? Past to still get the full ghosting also?
[02:21:14] Unknown:
The full ghosting. No, man. No. He's fucking he's coming up to the Third Eye Carnival
[02:21:23] Benjamin Balderson:
in a couple of weeks. No. I tell him about from, Andrew Wilson.
[02:21:27] Unknown:
Oh, yeah. No. They're they haven't been boxing yet. No. They're as far as I know, there's no, set date whatsoever for that to take place. Yeah. You would think if you have, like, two fairly, you know, out of shape Roton gentlemen, they would be able to engage in a safe and secure round of fisticuffs for no fucking reason whatsoever.
[02:22:04] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It would definitely look like, the old boxing clown type thing. When he went out shooting with Jake Rattlesnake, he had the, the the the fat man cover all thing going on where you could tell he had you know, if you're if you're from an area where it's really cold and you have to wear coveralls, if you're a fat man, you end up in this pinch because you either have to buy coveralls that are giant or else your belly takes up the whole center, and then it sucks your legs up. Fucking Yeah. It makes it and makes you look ridiculous. And now that's where that's where he was was the, So that's the whole plot of Despicable Me.
[02:22:44] Unknown:
I have never seen Despicable Me. We've seen a movie poster. It's the guy who's trying to get his pants on one leg at a time.
[02:22:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Is it the one with little yellow dude, Minion dudes?
[02:22:54] Unknown:
Is that just Yeah. I think I think they're in the movie.
[02:23:00] Benjamin Balderson:
What?
[02:23:02] Unknown:
What?
[02:23:09] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I my my, I I can I do a better job with the my wife and I are really on the same page with things? So when my grandkids are here, we don't have we don't watch none of that nonsense. We're really, selective about what we let the grandkids watch when they're here. Most of the time, they're outside playing, but if they have to be inside, we're pretty selective about it, and we certainly don't watch things like that. So I haven't had to watch shit like that since my kids were little, and I didn't know better when they were little little, and then when I did actually, that was one of the first conspiracies I ever studied out.
It was after, Lion King and Little Mermaid and, Aladdin. And there was a it was like the dark side of Disney or something like that. And I read I read it and I I read all about the different thing conspiracy things and I went and I looked at those movies. And, yeah, it does spell out sex in the clouds in Lion King. My ex wife's dad had has the VHS with the penises, and and I'm not even one of them people that sees those kind of things. Like, those were not spires. Those were penises. Like, it it was insane. And so I tried to fight with my, ex wife's family and my ex wife about not having the kids, subjected to all that, but that was a losing battle.
I did not win. But with the grandkids, I don't I don't have that problem. This is why you can't have a wife that's got, substantially different morals. You'll end up with kids that you can't get along with and that don't That might join the CIA at some point. Join the CIA.
[02:25:05] Unknown:
Right. With the fist of filth on their Miha shirt.
[02:25:14] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yes.
[02:25:16] Unknown:
A woman of color. Are there colorless men in the world? Does everything have to be seen through a a dichotomy of this or that?
[02:25:27] Unknown:
You know, race pimping is a multibillion dollar industry.
[02:25:35] Unknown:
It it really is. Do colorless men need to choose a color?
[02:25:42] Unknown:
I mean, you could go outside and get a tan, but, you know, it's about the best you get.
[02:25:51] Benjamin Balderson:
12 of the Some people can. Some people can.
[02:25:58] Unknown:
You darken up a little bit.
[02:26:01] Benjamin Balderson:
On my arms. Like, the rest of me goes from red to white, like, white to red. That's the two colors. That's the two options I have. Translucent and transparent? But my arms my farmer tan, that actually sticks, and I get a real farmer tan. I appreciate cover coverage. Is orange a color?
[02:26:35] Unknown:
Are people racist against orange men?
[02:26:39] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Yeah. That's the most hated color of of man. I gotta admit, though, back in the in the late nineties, early '2 thousands, when all the girls were doing the orange spray tan, I thought it looked dumb too.
[02:26:53] Unknown:
The the Midwest tanning loose?
[02:26:55] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. And I thought that looked dumb. So I I might be racist against orange too. I don't know. I always wondered that, though. Why do you guys wanna look orange? It's it's orange. It's weird.
[02:27:16] Unknown:
The spray tan shit is ridiculous. Like, you really do. You look like a fucking, I don't know, like a fucking Mattel doll.
[02:27:28] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. Super weird.
[02:27:31] Unknown:
And so human.
[02:27:33] Benjamin Balderson:
So popular in the Midwest. You got, you know, you don't notice it when you're at the bar because the lighting's not good enough. But as soon as you get the lights on, you're like, the fuck?
[02:27:50] Unknown:
Hi, big head. What are you doing? Nobody likes dogs. Nobody likes dogs. Nobody.
[02:27:59] Benjamin Balderson:
Pain in the ass dogs. So Jim Bob gets back Friday, and then he's gonna set up, set up a date.
[02:28:12] Unknown:
So it may not be as early as next Tuesday.
[02:28:14] Benjamin Balderson:
Probably not. You don't get back till Friday.
[02:28:18] Unknown:
So looks like we have an open spot available for Tuesday. I've got an email, [email protected] if you want to RSVP. We'll try the opt in approach.
[02:28:36] Unknown:
Right. And, yeah, if you're, you know, in the if you're in the Telegram group and you feel like there's something you wanna debate, let me know, and then Marcus is in there. Ben's in there. Everybody's in there. Just you know? Be vociferous. Do that. We encourage it.
[02:29:00] Unknown:
It's okay. We won't dislike you. We can plan our Will Smith listening party.
[02:29:06] Benjamin Balderson:
Mhmm.
[02:29:08] Unknown:
I think that'll be a big album. That'll be huge.
[02:29:11] Unknown:
Yeah. It'll be back to back Drake and Will Smith listening parties.
[02:29:16] Benjamin Balderson:
That that was what I was gonna do with my time. That is I wouldn't I wouldn't rather watch cats fight or grass grow or
[02:29:29] Unknown:
Well, you you can watch paint dry and cats grow and grass cut itself while listening to the soundtrack of your life from Will Smith.
[02:29:41] Benjamin Balderson:
No. No. I can't. I I just can't.
[02:29:49] Unknown:
Not a multitasker.
[02:29:51] Unknown:
Doing, dog?
[02:29:53] Benjamin Balderson:
Well, you know, I live off grid. Mhmm. And so if I get step away from this little area, all my electronics don't work. And so then for me to go do all those other enjoyable things, I have to see like a flat
[02:30:06] Unknown:
wax thing that spins around with a needle on it to listen to the sound. You're a vine.
[02:30:18] Benjamin Balderson:
Did you see that, apparently, CDs are garbage now or DVDs and CDs are garbage now? Do you have a rot? Yeah. That there's a guy like rot. Saving measures by large corporations
[02:30:31] Unknown:
to create a disk that has planned obsolescence? That's a conspiracy. That's not real. That's just a theory. You'll own nothing and be upset about not being able to watch Looney Tunes cartoons on streaming.
[02:30:49] Benjamin Balderson:
Which just tells you that, see, this is how ahead of the game you know Marcus is. Marcus, he skipped out on the CDs. He's got VHSs. There ain't no planned obsolescence of a VHS. Those things aren't gonna deteriorate. In eighty years, he's still gonna be able to pop in his his original copy of Goonies. Magnolia. No. Magnolia. Yeah. That was what I would've guessed. What exactly Jesus. That's thick. It's two. What is Magnolia?
[02:31:19] Unknown:
Two tapes. Magnolia? We'll watch Magnolia sometime.
[02:31:23] Benjamin Balderson:
No. We won't.
[02:31:25] Unknown:
No. No. It's a nice, movie about flowers. We can watch flowers grow. No. Still got Shazam.
[02:31:37] Benjamin Balderson:
You still got Shazam?
[02:31:39] Unknown:
Yeah. That's good. Somewhere over there.
[02:31:43] Unknown:
Like, Will Smith played a genie too. So maybe Will Smith will do a remake of Shazam. Oh,
[02:31:50] Benjamin Balderson:
yeah. Maybe.
[02:31:52] Unknown:
Bring back the boombox. Maybe maybe a sequel or prequel. You know, you think, is some bad on good terms with Will Smith?
[02:32:00] Benjamin Balderson:
I have been to Marcus's house, but not in his room. I imagine his room is like a vault of hard drives and other odd memorabilia because you can have any odd conversation, and Marcus can reach over just like he did there and whip out something that matches what you're talking about.
[02:32:22] Unknown:
Mhmm. A little gnomes that hand me stuff. A little helper gnomes.
[02:32:27] Benjamin Balderson:
There that's handy. I have a wife. She's she's taller than a gnome by a little bit.
[02:32:34] Unknown:
A little bit. Not not a lot of it.
[02:32:38] Benjamin Balderson:
No. Not a lot of it. She has she has a grandma, and I think that grandma only made made it to, like, four foot or something like that. And when she originally got brought home, she was in a literal shoe box and would stay in a shoe box above the stove. Tiny peoples.
[02:33:01] Unknown:
Yeah. Which is weird because, on the opposite end, the Dutch are usually like, the Dutch men are giant. Or she's Danish. Or Danish. Yeah. The Danish men are fucking giant too. Yep. Yeah. They We're not very fucking diminutive, though. Yeah. We. Yeah.
[02:33:21] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. No. Every all everybody in her family is just tiny. Tiny tiny people. My girl's
[02:33:28] Unknown:
five foot in shoes.
[02:33:32] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. I feel I feel like they I feel like I'm in the land of the Lilliputians when I go over there. Yeah. Like oh,
[02:33:43] Unknown:
You have to squat to use the sink.
[02:33:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Oh, dude. Their shower because their dad hand built the house. Mhmm. So their shower, I swear, hits me right in the nipples. I walk up, and I'm like, the head I like to to try and wash my beard. I gotta
[02:34:00] Unknown:
Scrunch down a bit. Yeah. It.
[02:34:03] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. It's hilarious. Because, yeah, nobody else in that's that's plenty tall for everybody there.
[02:34:16] Unknown:
I think we'll have time to go through all the files that were released. Five five or six days, and then we can report back what we find next week.
[02:34:26] Unknown:
I mean, they they gave some binders with empty pages to a couple of conservative influencers. The that's all they've done. Yeah. As far as I know.
[02:34:44] Benjamin Balderson:
There ain't nothing getting released. There ain't nothing there isn't nothing happening. Like, that was all just big big shit talk.
[02:34:52] Unknown:
And they just they're gonna opt for a a Wiki release model where they just release documents solely over time so people can go over them.
[02:35:02] Unknown:
No. I think that ship sailed
[02:35:05] Unknown:
Okay.
[02:35:06] Unknown:
As far as that goes. Like, you can maybe find maybe find new leaks on Cryptome or Pirate Bay.
[02:35:16] Benjamin Balderson:
I think I think releasing the Silk Road guy was pretty much that was the the end of that. Is he gonna ask for his Bitcoin back? He should.
[02:35:30] Unknown:
He fucking should. They stole it from him. Mhmm.
[02:35:34] Unknown:
So if he's pardoned, then that means he's the victim of a of a crime committed against him, and everything should be returned to him and more
[02:35:49] Benjamin Balderson:
due to his time and wages. Well, I don't know. What do pardons mean anymore? Apparently, they don't mean anything anymore.
[02:35:56] Unknown:
Well, Trump did the okay. So Trump went on truth social yesterday or something like that and was like, you know, the pardons for Fauci and Hunter Biden and the Biden family are void. And then he went on camera, like, ten minutes later, and he was like, well, it's something for the courts to decide. But the whole MAGA call is just gonna run with Trump voided the pardons, and they're not going to give a fuck about whether or not the process plays out that way. So it's a fucking it's a reality TV administration.
[02:36:39] Unknown:
I didn't expect anything more. I didn't expect anything less.
[02:36:44] Unknown:
Yeah. I just in case there's people because we are on YouTube. In case there's people that are still, like, you know, hooked into that two party illusion, the government is going to lie to you and the government is never going to solve the problems of government. So so we're clear.
[02:37:07] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. The the one thing you can guarantee is that both the parties don't give two shits about you.
[02:37:15] Unknown:
Yep. They might try to throw you some scraps every now and then, and that's to keep you placated so that you don't check out from them and go live your actual life.
[02:37:36] Benjamin Balderson:
Thank you, Carly.
[02:37:40] Unknown:
What are you fucking whining for, dawg?
[02:37:44] Unknown:
Stream's getting long.
[02:37:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yep. Yep. At that time.
[02:37:50] Unknown:
Okay.
[02:37:53] Benjamin Balderson:
I'll figure out what a pardon is. We will try and pick a fight next week, guys.
[02:37:59] Unknown:
Help us pick fights. Yeah. If you have a social media account, fucking get get in there on our behalf and be like, hey. You should have a conversation with and see if you can encourage some of these fucking deep fried pussies. Get in the pit for a minute. And I understand that, you know, calling any potential debate guest a deep fried pussy is probably not, you know, diplomatic, but I I don't know.
[02:38:41] Benjamin Balderson:
You'd think some it would it would at least get some people riled up. It would elicit a response, but it elicits
[02:38:48] Unknown:
no response. And in fact, they're like, I'm gonna go as far away from you guys as possible. I call out Andrew Wilson once a week for being too much of a faggot to debate Balderson,
[02:39:02] Benjamin Balderson:
and he won't even respond to it. And now Karen b's joined in on it too. She's also she's also fucking basically saying the same exact thing you are just also just posting it. Like, what the fuck, dude? You'll waste your time with all this other bullshit, but you won't debate somebody that's fucking
[02:39:21] Unknown:
actually got fucking some intelligent thoughts? That's that's No. He just wants to punch down on whores. Yeah. That's pretty easy, dude. Shooting fish in a barrel, kicking kittens on a stage. It's going fucking hunting with Dick Cheney and also being Dick Cheney.
[02:39:38] Benjamin Balderson:
Yes. Yes. Oh, fuck. Oh, that was great. Yeah. It is, dude. Pathetic. And and, you know, the only and honestly, what's weird to me is none of them even blocked me. Jay Dyer hasn't even ever blocked me. Like, and I talk mad shit too. The only person that's blocked me in, like, the last six months is Thomas Sheridan's bitch ass. Dude, I've got blocked by almost everyone that's agreed to debate us. Then I book.
[02:40:08] Unknown:
Yeah. Then they turned around and blocked me.
[02:40:13] Unknown:
No. I'm not gonna no. I mean, you can't come in. No.
[02:40:20] Benjamin Balderson:
I have Jay Dyer. I'll debate anybody. Well, no. Not except for fucking sissy ass bitches.
[02:40:29] Unknown:
Dude, just put down your purse. You can flail with both hands. God. I am.
[02:40:38] Benjamin Balderson:
I understand that you all are a bunch of video game and TV watching pretend fucking men. I get that. I wasn't gonna bring that up during the debate, though. I mean, that was for the audience to understand. Yeah. Like, you're gonna get it. That was gonna become evident. Yeah. Like, I wasn't gonna point it out. You know? It's not my fault that you couldn't fucking slog through hat slog through fucking, you know, half the shit on my farm and freaking still stand upright. It's not my fault. That's okay. Like, that's that's the weirdest part to me is is these conservative heads now aren't year old school conservative heads. These aren't these aren't the farm type people. These aren't anything like that.
These are these are video game playing. You know? Oh, I'm manly. Why? Why? Because you drink because you drink beer?
[02:41:44] Unknown:
Because you like me. I drink Miller Lite, and I used to listen to Rush Limbaugh when I was a kid. Yeah.
[02:41:51] Benjamin Balderson:
Like, you play Red Dead Revolver instead of fucking, whatever rainbow fantasy game. Like,
[02:42:00] Unknown:
I'm a cowboy in the two dimensional world. Yeah. Right. Okay. Okay. Alright. It's great. You know what? Bud Buds. That's great.
[02:42:14] Benjamin Balderson:
So I get it. I understand why you guys are fucking scared. You know? It's it's hard to fucking it's hard when somebody actually lives a life that you kinda pretend like you do. Actually, it is the person you're pretending to be, but it's, you know Right.
[02:42:31] Unknown:
Yeah. I mean, you know that you sit down when you pee. You do. You do. Especially you. A liar. You illustrate that for everybody on a daily basis.
[02:42:46] Benjamin Balderson:
Yeah. You purposely wear pink as a man on on purpose. Oh, shit. And think you're cool doing it. You think Miami Vice was somebody to look up to? You didn't realize that those were two blazing homos that nobody should have ever thought was cool. And you're like, yes. You know what? I would like to wear a pink shirt and pop my collar in white pants and get pegged.
[02:43:22] Unknown:
For Jesus.
[02:43:23] Benjamin Balderson:
For Jesus.
[02:43:28] Unknown:
Oh, man. Got that crucifix shaped dildo going right up in your chocolate whiz wham.
[02:43:38] Benjamin Balderson:
It's bright pink, though. That makes it not gay.
[02:43:46] Unknown:
Oh, boy. Now we're just being the Easter time.
[02:43:52] Unknown:
Spring when I
[02:43:54] Unknown:
I meant all of that. When everything's in balance coming up. Apparently, the Yugicycle flips on the twenty first in three days. And then we have that three hundred year buffer period.
[02:44:10] Benjamin Balderson:
And we just gotta wait that out and things would be start getting cool again.
[02:44:15] Unknown:
Right. Well, it's gotta go from what? Iron to bronze to silver to gold? So we've got about twenty thousand years before it actually gets good again. You know what? Silver's you you know what? Like Silver's okay.
[02:44:31] Benjamin Balderson:
Silver's okay. Like, I can live with that. Silver's old and wise. I wasn't even asking for, like, the best. Like, silver is pretty good. Like, the you look at comic books, the silver era comic books. That was good comic books. Mhmm. You know?
[02:44:48] Unknown:
No argument there.
[02:44:53] Benjamin Balderson:
That was probably the last time I read comic books, but
[02:45:01] Unknown:
I'm I'm gonna if we're wrapping, I'm gonna play us out with, a song about why giant multinational corporations that pillage rural areas suck ass.
[02:45:23] Benjamin Balderson:
Sounds excellent.
[02:45:24] Unknown:
Yeah. This is, John Prine doing his song with, Sturgill Simpson. Man, couple of legends up here. You guys rock. Thank you for hanging out, man. We appreciate all of you. We do. We'll see you next week. We'll see you next Tuesday.
[02:45:45] Unknown:
See you next Tuesday.
[02:46:02] Unknown:
When I was a child, my family would travel down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born. There's a backwards old town that's often remembered so many times that my memories are warm. And they didn't want you take me back to Muhlenberg County down by the Green River with pure dash light. I'm sorry my son, but you're too late and asking. Mister Peabody's cold trains. How did they wait? Well, sometimes we travel right down the Green River to the abandoned old prison down by Adrian Hill. Where the air smelled like snakes, we'd shoot with our pistol.
But empty five bottles was all out with you. They didn't want you to take me back to Muneburg again down by the Green River where pure dash lay. I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late nasty. Mister Peabody's cold train just how did they weigh? And then the cold time they came with the words like to shovel, where they tortured the timber and stripped the old land. They dug for their coal till the land was forsaken, and then they wrote it all down as the progress remained. And daddy won't take me back to Muhlenberg County down by the Green River with Paradise Lake.
I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late and asking. Mister Peabody's coal trains, how did he wave? When a dazzle in my ashes float down the Green River, let my soul roll on air until the right chest to dance. I'll be halfway to heaven with paradise waiting just five miles away from wherever I am. Daddy wants to take me back to Muellenberg County and won't you take me back to Muellenberg County? And now the Green River will appear desolate. I'm sorry, my son, but it's too late in asking. Mister T. Baddie's coal trains, all did they wait.
Introduction and Current Events
Public Executions and Their Impact
Saint Patrick's Day and Cultural Stereotypes
Icelandic Giants and Cultural Differences
Will Smith's REturn
YouTube Censorship and Content Creation
Medicine and Capitalism
Culture Wars are Propaganda?
Pokemon Go is Surveillance
Irish History and Cultural Identity
Political Allegiances and Hypocrisy
Eric Weinstein whines
Middle Ground in Politics
Gender Identity and Societal Norms
Language and Cultural Identity
Israeli Leaders Changed their Names
Crypto and Economic Speculation
Digital Assets and Wealth Transfer
Victimless Crimes and Legal Debates
Pet Ownership and Personal Stories
CIA Recruitment and Identity Politics
Race and Identity in Society
Political Pardons and Government Trust
Closing Remarks and Music (Grammy)
