Beards, Portals, and Punisher Logos: A Journey Through Cultural Symbols
Hollywood Stereotypes and Modern Masculinity: A Candid Discussion
From Viral Content to Authenticity: Navigating Media Narratives
Raising Boys and Gender Roles: Challenges in Today's Society
Mistakes, Growth, and Community: Embracing Authentic Conversations
In this episode, we dive into a wide-ranging conversation covering everything from humorous personal anecdotes to deep societal critiques. We kick off with a light-hearted story about beard-touching and the whimsical idea of opening portals to different universes. This sets the stage for a discussion on cultural symbols, like the Punisher logo, and how their meanings can be co-opted and misunderstood by different groups.
We then shift gears to explore the portrayal of stereotypes in Hollywood movies, reminiscing about films like "The Big Green" and Whoopi in "The Telephone," and how these narratives reflect societal attitudes. The conversation takes a turn towards the surreal with a humorous recounting of Steve Guttenberg's unexpected heroics during the Malibu fires.
As the discussion unfolds, we delve into the complexities of modern masculinity, the challenges of raising boys in today's world, and the societal shifts that have led to the current state of gender roles. We also touch on the cultural phenomenon of viral content and the manipulation of narratives in media.
The episode takes a reflective turn as we discuss personal growth, the importance of authenticity, and the value of learning from mistakes. We also highlight the significance of community and the power of creating spaces where people can be themselves without pretense.
Join us for a candid and entertaining conversation that spans the humorous, the serious, and the thought-provoking, all while maintaining a sense of camaraderie and genuine curiosity about the world.
(00:00:00) 24
(00:01:10) Beard Portal and Parallel Universes
(00:02:06) The Symbolism of the Punisher
(00:04:07) Hollywood's Influence on Media
(00:06:13) The Big Green and Cultural Narratives
(00:09:29) Whoopi Goldberg's Career and Controversies
(00:12:34) Elon Musk and Grimes: A Modern Tale
(00:16:46) Beef Initiative and NDA Discussions
(00:20:00) Cattle, Mars, and Conspiracy Theories
(00:24:19) Canadian Perspectives on US Annexation
(00:28:21) Auditing the Fed and Economic Theories
(00:32:34) Historical Parallels: Roosevelt and Trump
(00:36:22) Conservatism in 2025
(00:41:09) Centralized Banking and Historical Mistakes
(00:44:02) Color Revolutions and Political Manipulation
(00:50:06) Tom Lehrer and Hubert Humphrey
(00:54:10) Parenting and Gender Roles
(01:02:00) Terrain Theory vs. Germ Theory
(01:14:03) The Weaponization of Words
(01:22:08) Fat Acceptance and Cultural Expectations
(01:29:14) The Evolution of Rap Music
(01:38:23) Hollywood and the Changing Face of Fame
(01:50:01) The Importance of Authenticity
(02:00:38) Raising Men in Modern Society
(02:10:38) Masculinity and Femininity in Culture
(02:24:11) Holistic Dentistry and Health
(02:45:55) The Freedom to Fail
(03:02:38) Anarchy and Voluntary Society
- Steve
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Hey, dudes. Here we are. There we go. It's Tuesday night time. Time to pay the the dues the dude's dues. What it do? Give the dude their dues.
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Right. I was telling, I was telling Marcus earlier, Ben, about, the time that you and my other friend, Ben, touched beards because I wanted to see if it would open a portal into different universes.
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Is that the changing face of mass You're muted, brother.
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His wife also is named Christy, also much shorter. He also has a he's even he's even more red than I am. And Mhmm. We traded shirts and everything. Yeah.
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I had told him that too, but thank you for the corroboration because now he knows I'm not just telling stories for telling stories. You know what I mean?
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Yeah. The one that I have that says the dog father is, the one I got from him, and then he took, he took my Punisher hoodie.
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Mhmm. Yeah.
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What's the deal with the Punisher? Is that is that a a scary symbol? Is that just a comic book?
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Well, you know what? The despite the it it's super interesting that cops and the the the the jackboot people are the ones that are have decided to coop the Punisher symbol because the origins of the Punisher was that those jackboot well, thank you, droid. What's up, brother? That those jack boot people were above the law and the punisher went after those particular people, the ones above the law that the system wouldn't go after. So it's a super interesting thing that they've decided that they're the punishers.
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Mhmm. Well, in the way that it's yeah. Now you see, like, thin blue line punisher flags. Yeah. Do you guys do do you just not read? Yeah. Is is that it? Like, you're like, oh, it's a kick ass logo. Oh, dude. Freaking
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that's cultural appropriation as far as I'm concerned. The Hollywood punisher I know the Hollywood punisher. They're like, oh, well, we'll make it that he's going after the Mexican cartel and stuff. Like, that's that that's not what it was about. Like, they're possible. Right? Yeah. Yeah. The the punisher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Mexican cartel already has people going after them legitimately. Like, it was they completely just shit the whole story down the tubes. But, I mean, how is that any different than when you hear, fortunate son played during a military movie.
Like, you know?
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Do I yeah.
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Hollywood. What what can Hollywood do with media to spin it around and confuse the message? And
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What can Hollywood do to media spin? Apologize.
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Did you guys ever see a movie called, The Big Green? No. Disney movie with, some red headed freckles kid, and the movie poster was the soccer ball hitting the kid in the balls. So it's like spread eagle and the soccer ball is hitting him in the balls, and that's the movie poster. Like, a redhead kid with a soccer ball kicking him in the balls. Okay. That's how Disney marketed a movie, a sports movie.
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Okay.
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So there's a there's a movie called The Living Daylight, starred this, English wave called, Miriam Dabo. And then she becomes the hot substitute teacher for a small town in Texas.
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Alright.
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That's the way that works out. Typical story.
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Right. So it's a they're they're outside of Austin. They're outside the Austin city limits, and these kids are they're nothings. They're forgotten. They're they're the poor, and they're they're a mixture of men and women, you know, young kids of all ages. It's like, junior high to high school in one one schoolroom. And the teacher wants to teach them how to play a sport, to think that this competing together would encourage them. This physical fitness, we get them to then work together as a team to then also learn together to then do, you know, raise their test scores essentially. And the villain in that movie is some guy from some suburb out of Austin, and they're called the knights, and they dress in black and they have uniforms.
And the coach is a IRS officer, essentially. So the whole plot of this movie revolves around, a mother who has a son. The son is born legally into the country, but this woman purchases another identity to work and then pay taxes under someone else's Social Security. So the whole plot of the movie revolves around a taxi baby. Yes. A a Spanish, Mexican kid who's really good at kicking a soccer ball around, and he's going to win win the game for the team for the for the league. And the IRS agent decides to find their home and then threaten deportation,
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and they and the kid goes on the run. Did I mention Steve Guttenberg's in this movie? Oh, for fuck's sake. Did you see Steve Guttenberg got interviewed during the whole Malibu fire thing? He what? He didn't just get rescued. He went around helping other people and was on the news. And
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And the guy from, like, KTLA or whatever it was had no idea who he was. It was really freaking funny. What's your name? And he's like, Steve Guttenberg. And he's like, oh, okay. What do you do?
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I train cadets at the police academy.
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I also have a get into arguments with a fella named Tackleberry.
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I also have a robot friend I run around with occasionally.
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Mhmm. Yes.
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So all the plots of these old films years since Steve Guttenberg was,
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that, you know, in the culture zeitgeist.
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The, the Simpsons episode where they they do the stonecutters. Mhmm. Like like, the Freemasons. Yep. One of the lines in it and they're like, thing is, who made Steve Guttenberg a star? We do. Yeah. And it's just yes. Of course. That guy's, like, one of the definitions of industry plant. Yeah. No reason you should ever be in a movie with Tom Selleck. No reason whatsoever. Three men raising a little baby? Mhmm. That's us. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. That's us. I have questions. It was not a funny movie. No, dude. They were all, like, okay. I'll give you the first, like, two police academies. Pretty funny.
Bobcat, gold white.
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Oh my god. When he go when he goes comes out of the gas chamber, and he's like, what? And then just turns around and goes back in without the mask. Fucking oh my god.
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Oh my god. Flurious.
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These these old, oh, I say old. Like, 30 to 40 year old Hollywood pictures, depicting different groups of people with the stereotype turned up to 11. That was quite funny. There there's a movie with Whoopi Goldberg that Whoopi Goldberg never wanted anyone to see. She did kind of this monologue in an apartment talking on a telephone. Did you see this movie?
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Jumpin' Jack Flash?
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It's called The Telephone.
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No. I did not. I I was like, I've seen jumping jack flash. I don't I don't recall that part of it. That's in Sam Elliott, right, where they're selling the drugs Mhmm. The cocaine or the the cut drugs or, you know, whatever drug it was that was killing everybody.
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So So Whoopi Goldberg sits alone in her apartment.
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They finally with fentanyl made it. They've been telling us that a drug would instantly make you a Uber addict and kill you the first time you walked by a user. Finally, with fentanyl, they got it. I'm sorry, Marcus. Continue.
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No. That's that's fine. I needed to know that detail to that movie that I haven't seen yet. But by cultural osmosis, I've absorbed all the relevant information about culture and how men and women should behave and what is appropriate and inappropriate just through these movies. And with this movie called The Telephone directed by Rip Torn and and, I think Oh, really? Henry Henry Nielsen was working on this as well. So so there this movie is a huge flop. Didn't even wanna release it. But it's basically Whoopi Goldberg as a one woman sitting in an apartment doing all these impersonations of different people.
So she lives in this apartment. Her only connection to the world is through, landline telephone that she paint paints zebra stripes on, and she's just talking to people. And then, spoiler, to the end of the movie, the telephone guy comes in to tell her she has to pay a $500 deductible, and she hasn't paid her bill. And her phone was connected two months ago. So he's just there to take the hardware. He's just there to take the phone away from her. So she is so attached to that. Hundred dollars in the eighties? Holy shit. I mean, that might as well be 3 Bitcoin.
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Yeah. Yes.
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So even in the eighties, the humor of women attached to their cell phones or any phone, they're always needing to talk and communicate. But then but then the humor, I guess, or the dark humor at the end of the reveal of the movie is the phone was never connected all along. So she's only been talking to herself and having conversations with herself and playing up all these stereotypical characters where she has, you know, the Rasta character. She has a German character. She has all these different characters, and it's just this one woman making the most racist stereotypes, but we're just overlapping. Where where was this
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timeline in her career? Is this, like, a Was it stand up comedian?
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Like, her Ted Danson in blackface part of her career? This is before she did the children's movies.
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Okay. Right. Right. Right. Right. Well, I kinda caught that, but is this more toward when she was still a stand up, or is this more toward
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when she was Hollywood? This is more like Eddie Murphy. We can be adults. We can use crass language. And then she cleaned herself up to be Well, her to the when she was acting. The the yes. Before Sister Act. Correct.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, man. Which is really, like, the soul plane of 80 move eighties movies. It's just terrible.
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Right. Absolutely terrible. So you could go back, you know, to the seventies, and then you might have, you know, magazines and newspaper articles. But now today, where everyone is posting everything online, there really are no secrets anymore. And these people are encouraged to be public facing and post things. Mhmm. So you look at someone like Claire Grimes Mhmm. Who was with she's, she what she made some music. Some people thought it was interesting music for a time, and then she hooked up with Elon.
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Right. Yes.
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Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
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So the point of this is, how are these people even taken seriously, and how is Elon Musk in the White House standing behind the president dressed in all black, explained to the president how they're having difficulty forcing government employees to retire because all the papers are stored in a mountain that was a mine that they drilled out. And the speed of collecting the papers is the speed of the elevator. And if the elevator breaks down, they have to repair the elevator before anybody can go down
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or retrieve any documents. I hope Elon Musk and you never get into a room. You'll never end you'll never leave the fucking thing, and nobody else in the world will understand the conversation. You two will just be saying words.
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That's funny.
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Maybe we'll talk about Dune. Maybe the dangers of reading Dune at the wrong age. Not being able to understand Dune, but just understanding the what the words mean, but not understanding the concepts.
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It's on called kill versus meme in predictive programming of masked people.
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Yeah. She's a weirdo, dude. She was on, with the, the MIT robot spook, Lex Friedman Yeah. Yeah. A while back, and she was talking about how we've evolved into a new species called, like, homotechno or something like that. But
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Yeah. We played we played that song on We Expires. It was the idea of the the gay robot takeover, the homo the homo robots where everyone's gonna be where all the robots Why can't we homo?
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What the fuck?
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Because
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because it's Like, it's not bad enough to be in a robot. You gotta be a why you gotta go homo robot? I mean, once you're out of a human body, why do we even have to deal with this? Right?
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No. That's fair. That's fair. Well and, you know, if you've been the, like, surrogate vessel for Elon Musk's progeny.
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Is that who this is? Yeah.
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Oh, shit. We're talking about a woman who has the kid with the number? Like, it its name's like e three c u or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking r two d two
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whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's been reported that Grimes could not feed herself. She she ate spaghetti and red sauce for every meal for a long period of time and had health issues because of that. I bet.
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Well, you can only eat nightshades so many meals a day.
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Those tomatoes are eventually gonna make you pretty irregular, man. They are.
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Like, Guy Clark said there there's none of the, like, fertile woman. Tomatoes, but you you do that sparingly. Yeah. And this is the fertile woman that connected with Elon Musk and had children. May maybe there were some, IVF involved. Who knows?
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That doesn't sound like fun.
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Yeah. Nobody will actually come out and say whether or not they banged Elon regardless of whether or not they have a child with them. Like, there's never and that we live in the era where people put all of that stuff out there. So I would imagine there's significant nondisclosure agreements, involved in this. Yeah. I'm about to sign an NDA for the first time in my life.
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Does it involve you raising Elon's children? No. It involves beef, though. Okay.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like a fight beef with? Apparently, a lot of people, but none of them have the fucking stones to come on this show.
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That's a fucking fact. That's a goddamn fact. We're we're gonna we should damn near change the name to behind the woodshed, and ain't a motherfucker wanting to come back here.
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Mm-mm. I'm for it. I could do some good graphic design with that. I could. No fun with that.
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Uncle Ted's cabin.
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But yeah. No. The the NDA is through the beef initiative because I'm going to be partial to trade secrets and stuff like that. So
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Like like like like, yeah. We killed the cow, then we cut it up into pieces. It's a cow.
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Dexter Slim is making moves, man. Is there a Secret recipe?
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Are you guys Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Against KFC?
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We we've got recipes. 14 herbs and spices. Secret sauces. Not 13, not twelve, fourteen. Just like the general's fried chicken and undercover brother.
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Are you guys giving those, heifers the, electrolytes they need?
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Right. Yeah. They get the brawndo. They do. It was the the brawndo fed heifer. Yeah.
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I know.
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What's what's interesting is is my cows, for all that they go on about how, you know, they feed them grains to fatten them up quick and all that, my cows, when they were heifers, I got told by numerous people that my that that I needed to quit grain feeding them and all that. And, because my cows were too fat, and I was like, I've never given my cows grain. They're they're only they're fed orchard grass. And so I keep them I know. Right? Like, that's thank you, Shelley. I appreciate it. Damn near me to just restart the fucking YouTube channel because once we go to monitor We'll see you next week.
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Yeah.
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New name. Bye. The, mine are only fed good quality orchard grass, and then I give them mineral supplements and things like that. What's up, Corinne? But, they are definitely very heavy cows. They're not skinny. They look fat as shit. You can barely tell when they're pregnant. So I I find that super interesting. I think other people are giving, you know yeah. I've got two red heifers.
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He's right. He does. Three. Yeah. Yeah. They are, in fact, red heifers. Yeah. Yep.
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Yeah. Yeah. They don't sell the j's. They're gonna They hate the farm.
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Yeah. Any small hats that come, we will, we will find out that I I would much rather eat one of them than one of them heifers. So Mhmm. So I I think what's happening here,
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all all all of the, the cattle abductions have just been Martians, and they're re replacing their their cattle on Mars. So these red cows are really from Mars because red is the color of Mars, and these cows are red, so they belong. But we need to bring them back to their homeland, which is Mars and our destiny in space. Right. So in fairness, no. Because they're Scottish Highland
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cows. They're they're not, we need to replant for temporary Ducktails.
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Of course.
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Ducktails. So so Scrooge McDuck.
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Life is like a hurricane. Right? It is.
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And Duckburg, he's the guy who's the philanthropist. Greed is good, and he is Scottish and on top of everything.
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Mhmm.
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And his job is to go to all of the countries and collect all the treasure and bring it back to Duckburg. Mhmm. And these are the heroes. These are the heroes in the Disney show.
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Yeah. I always preferred the Animaniacs to to DuckTales. I would rather rock with the yakko, wacko, and dot.
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Steve's a few years younger than I am, and the, the that the Animaniacs missed me. I was, into pussy by that point in time. Oh, there was a joke about the fingerprints.
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It it's great. Yeah. Yes. Fingerprint. Yeah. Yeah. The finger the fingerprints joke. Yeah. Animaniacs is my godson. They're great. And Tom Lehrer, who is, like, one of my favorite musicians of all fucking time, did, a number of the different songs for not just Animaniacs, but, like, the PBS Electric Company and a couple other, like, kid shows and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. The, the States and Capital song and the Countries of the World song and all that stuff from Animaniacs is all Tom Lehrer.
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I'm I'm aware of the songs. And that's that's some sort of high level of intelligence
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and rewatch abilities as you'd like to periodic table of elements song on Animaniacs. Right. And that's Right. Right. Yeah.
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Right. So I I guess I wanna ask you guys the question now, do some fourth Reich archeology here to figure out how we got into this situation as
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white gentlemen who have to take a little bit of responsibility for all over the place tonight, Mark. That's just Somebody put two quarters in you, and it's everywhere. Too big going. We ended up at the fourth right. Jesus Christ.
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We went from the Animaniacs
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to the fourth right. On a No in between either. No in between. Like, he's not even smooth with the non sequiturs tonight. First give me fuck at fifth gear. This is this is 2025.
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Yeah. And we're taking over Canada. I wonder if you're not with us, you're against us.
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Man, okay. So I I I was telling Marcus here before we went on. I got to get the Canadian perspective on the whole fifty first state conversation on union of the unwanted last night from, Darren and Graham from Grimerica.
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Oh, yeah. Darren's great. He's actually kind of for it from what I've seen. I
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he's not kind of for it. He is painting himself red, white, and blue, and, like, trying to turn his pee pee into an oil rig so that he can That way we'll need to take over. For daddy Donnie. And look. I like like I like these guys. They're they're friends of mine. Mhmm. You know? It's it it ain't even like that. But it was very interesting, man. It really was. It was very, very illuminating to to get that perspective. And, you know, whole time I'm trying to, like, put myself in the position of someone who's lived in Justin Trudeau's Canada, you know, for as long as they have and have seen, you know, even redneck as shit, Alberta get turned into this, you know, base like, woke trans hellscape.
And I'm like, yeah. I even before that,
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they were basically a bitch of England. You know? They they were like an English fucking offshoot shit colony that, you know, they The queen is still on their money. Yeah. Moons. You know, and she'll come over and collect little native kids occasionally
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and take them and bring them home. School. Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you know see a lot of Canadian coins in California?
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No. No.
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No. Actually, where I actually, it's kinda odd for me because I'm from South Dakota, and we see Canadian coins constantly. Mhmm. Right? I mean, it's not like, you know, $50.50, but if you reach in and you grab a handful of 20 coins, you're probably gonna have one. Good chance you're gonna have one in there. Right. I I Canadian cohost and T Snyder. Yeah. I've got a lot of Canadian friends. We were just talking about this yesterday. Even the the whole most Canadians I've seen and the Canadians, I think, are kinda overrepresented in the podcast world.
Yeah. Exactly. In Michigan, you'd get them also a %. I think it's just, you know, proximity to Canada, obviously. But, I think Canada's kinda overrepresented in the podcast world, to be honest with you. And I I can't think of any of them that are vociferously against it. Not a single one of them. T Snyder.
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That's like it. It's like just T's. It's kinda crazy.
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Well, it's putting a lot of pressure on him to defend the borders.
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Right? Right? I don't think he's gonna We need to talk to Greenland. See what the what's up with them. Check the Are there are there ideological
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borders that Tice is defending and does he need to join us on the screen sometime? Yeah. Go
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our fucking nation. Leave us alone. Go check out the, like, eight hour presentation we did called, electrical alchemy. He he's got some ideal ideological borders he's definitely defending for sure, man. For sure.
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I did get through part two of that. I gotta see the final part to see where it goes and all comes together. It's just incredible that we're even having a conversation about, you know, hey. Maybe, maybe we take over Canada.
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And Greenland and the Panama Canal and everything else that perfectly lines up with the map of the Technate Mhmm. That Elon Musk's grandfather helped create back in the thirties through the concept for. Mhmm. Yeah. And now we've got Elon Musk standing behind the president dressed like, some sort of, like, dork priest.
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A little bit like a sis lord. But a little bit. The thing that scares me the most is and fucking what's disturbing for me is it's something I would've screamed before for years and years. And these fuckers are just the epitome of be careful what you wish for is the talking about auditing the Fed. And, obviously, we're all very aware that if the Fed ever gets audited, that's gonna collapse the Fed. They're gonna find out that nothing they've ever done you know, I know it's a territory of Denmark. I'm curious what the people of Greenland, all 50,000 of them, think about the talk of America absorbing them because the Canadians seem to be that, at least all the Canadians I know, stop, are fully down for it, you know, except for one. You know? And that's and it's a substantial amount of Canadians. It's not like I know one or two. I know a ton.
So that's real interesting. But, I would have absolutely been for auditing the Fed. But in my opinion, especially with Musk in the position that he's in, auditing auditing the Fed and the failure of the Fed audit, which we know would be the next thing, would immediately result into crypto. Where when I was originally screaming it, you would assume that they would have straightened out the the monetary system in some way. Well, they're gonna say, no. It's unfeasible. It's untenable. We can't do it. And in fact, I could even see them going Trump going, we need to take back the power of printing our own money, blah blah blah, and and actually using that trope, which the libertarians are gonna love in order to push in crypto as the new monetary system. And that's theory. Fuck.
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We're in an era of acceleration and inversion. So what, you know, what sounded great twenty years ago in practice at this point is is going to be an inversion of that. And you're absolutely correct, Ben. It's all to push the, you know, digital tokenized USDC or whatever coin, Trump coin or whatever it is. You know? Twenty years ago, when we're screaming audit the fed and in the fed and all that kind of stuff, we wanted to go back to the gold standard because there's no example in recorded human history of fiat currency doing anything but failing.
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Yeah.
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Meaning going to the value of zero? Mhmm. Yeah. Not holding the value.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No longer holding value.
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And we're of money to get a loaf of bread. That is where fiat money goes.
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Mhmm. So the idea of not printing the penny anymore is not No.
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Efficiency.
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That idea has been tossed around for twenty years. Sure. Right. Well, it does take 3¢ to make one. So it departed on its face. You know? Yeah. But, again, this is the bait and switch administration. So we'll give you something that on its face, and on the surface makes sense and seems like it's going to be beneficial. And that's and if you try to dig any deeper, then you hate America and puppies and, you know, pussy and all that kind of stuff. Yeah.
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So do you guys see this? Because the way I'm seeing it is this is basically the conservative Roosevelt. It is what's up, bingo. The this is basically conservative Roosevelt. You look, Roosevelt came in and sold the boomers on a a a plan that was gonna fuck the rest of us, but was gonna set them up good. And so during his, administration, you know, the only three term administration, which they're again talking about the three term thing with Trump, and nobody's ever talked about that that I recall. You know, outside of that Roosevelt was the only one that had that. Roosevelt also wrote fucking near 4,000 executive orders. If you look it up, modern presidents, about two to 300 is the average.
I think Truman wrote 900, you know, but typical is two to 300, whether it's Clinton, whether it's it doesn't matter who it is. And you look at but you look at Roosevelt fucking near 4,000 executive orders. Like, that dude was up there just doing whatever the fuck he wanted. And because he was selling us down the river and giving it to the people of the time, they were all about it. Well, I really see a parallel to all of that going on right here, right now.
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Who's Roosevelt again? Is is he based off of a teddy bear?
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Yes. Yes. That that yeah. President Ruxpin.
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Yeah. Okay. And then okay. Okay. So if I get my history correct, Teddy Roosevelt, invented the teddy bear, which then leads on to the Beanie Baby craze in the nineties, which then during the pandemic times, when when people were suddenly just leaving this earth and leaving their Beanie Babies to bequeath to their grandchildren, then the value is being redetermined with a new generation. And then the guy who made the Beanie Babies, Ty Warner, had an offshore account in Switzerland and was brought in for tax evasion. Is that is that the history of of our currency in The United States?
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Yeah. Except now those Beanie Babies are called, Ethereum.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah. And and I'm not aware of where I'm not aware of where everybody lives in Canada. I know that a couple of them are up in the Winnipeg area. But other than that, I'm not sure where the rest of them are.
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Yeah. It's definitely from what I can tell, it's, most of the most of the people in the Western provinces that are.
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I know that, like, Curtis Stone and guys like that are are are pretty for it. You know? Gramerica, the the more conservative. I'm not sure which which of your provinces are more conservative, but it appears to be the ones that are more country people they're all about.
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Yeah. And Alberta is a Western province, and it's basically like cold Texas.
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Right.
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Right. That goes. It's where all the ranching is. It's where all the, you know, oil fields are and stuff like that. It lots of like like, really, lots of overlap and, you know, same kind of energy and all that.
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So there are snow Texans? Mhmm. Yeah. Makes sense.
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Trying to figure I'm trying to figure out what the what what the equivalent of that is.
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That's the snow Texans.
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Right? Like like, how can we come back in with a slur? How can we do that?
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Oh, okay. Could we call up
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Because we do refer to Canadians that come over here illegally as ice packs or frost packs or something like that. Is this which is will be Goldberg have any
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say in this matter? I mean, she may. She may. She she definitely I think she has a say I think she has a say about on everything, I think. I don't know if anybody fucking cares or listens. Right. And,
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yeah, that's been that's been my my experience too there, MS, is the Western provinces, much, much more conservative. You get into, you know, Ontario, all that kind of stuff, and, obviously, Toronto. It's Toronto is cold San Francisco.
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What's a conservative? What does that word mean in 2025? Is it the same it meant?
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In 2025 is a liberal from 1995.
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Mhmm. That has, like, the zero ability to recognize, the the government expansion that they're cheering on is highly ironic in light of what conservatism actually is.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That that that somehow very smoothly is what's amazing to me. In such a very short time period, the tech bros went from being all liberals and the liberals loved them to all of a sudden the tech bros are all conservative and the liberals hate them. It's super interesting to me. And and the fucked up part is is the conservative base is cheering it. They aren't like, oh, hey. When Biden was in power, you were totally banning us and totally fucking us. And now that Biden's not in power, you're just suddenly on our team, and that that that seems very convenient. Well, what about next election cycle? Are you gonna if the Liberals win, are you gonna suddenly be like, oh, Trump made me blah blah blah. I was actually trying to suck some LGBT poll.
Like, you know, where where do you land then? Like, you know, you come back looking like a robot again? Well, they're they're
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legitimate fascists cosplaying as anarcho capitalists, And people are having a hard time seeing through the Ancap facade to the dyed in the wool fascism, but the that is very, very thinly fucking covered that lies underneath.
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So isn't that, the free state project New Hampshire area?
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No. Because Jeremy Kaufman is, the is significantly more traditionally libertarian and doesn't he's not really a a big Elon dude. Richard Grove is up there too and a part of that, and there there's people involved in the free state project that actually see through this shit. Their the rank and file may not. You know what I mean? But but the, at least the people that I know that are a part of that, they're not they're not super rah rah about the whole, like, those thing or you know? Because, again, it's the bait and switch administration. We're gutting USAID while you absorb it into the state department. So you've just bloated the scope of the state department.
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Well, not I I including taking it most of our the savings that they announced and just giving that to fucking Israel straight out. Right off the bat. Yeah. Just, oh, hey. Yeah. Look. We saved you a bunch of money. Israel have it. Like, fuck you. And and I'm I'm Sun Tzu, I am also what most people would consider conservative. No. I wouldn't say that that's a a Republican because I'm definitely not a Republican, but I think most country people are more conservative minded. That's just the way it is. And more city people are more liberal minded. It's just how it's just how we live.
Like, you know, I I don't really see a problem with that. Where I have a problem is is the way our government has set itself up where, these cities now have an overwhelming voice because I this is part of why I don't believe in democracy. Democracy made it so all these people in a city well, now this whole apartment building full of people that don't know anything about anything except for going into an office and pushing buttons and going home, they all get a a vote each and peep the people up here that are actually doing stuff and and being the ones that are providing and and, making things, those people don't get a say in how that's done. And that's insanity to me. Absolute insanity.
Yeah. Absolute mob rules. And the mob lives in the city at this point. I I I I'm not down with that at all.
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Yeah. It seems like, Plato lined all of this out a very long time ago, and nobody read the book because they were like, we don't like a pedophile, so we're just gonna we're not we're not gonna pay attention to any of this. Well, that is fair. Yeah. That is fair. Yeah. And and so it technically, on paper, according to the marketing, A long time ago, we were a republic, but there's been a shift in the rhetoric for more than a century.
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I would say we quit being republic the as soon as, men's suffrage went through and, as soon as they started allowing weak ass men to vote, then the whole system went to shit.
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Yeah. I I I would say that, like, centralized banking was the the death of the the republic.
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Oh, a %. Wilson Wilson even said at the end of his term that that was the greatest mistake that was made in in the country's history. I mean, Jackson somehow threw the biggest balls on the planet and the most luck. That guy survived, what, like, three or four assassination attempts, real ones? Mhmm. Like, that guy actually freed us of the central bank, and then freaking Wilson's piece of shit ass fucking put us back in.
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Can the AI tell me how many s's are in the word assassin and how many r's are in the word strawberry?
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That's where I'm sitting. I would I would have been a liberal progressive even thirty years ago, anti government more. And now, yeah, I'm totally that's because it's it's almost like the cons like the Christians. They've all become they've literally the left wing or they're they're they're like, the Christians have anything that's not Christian is a demon. Anything. It doesn't matter what it is. And that's basically the way this the government has become also. Like, there's all the left wing is so fucking wild and out of line that anything that's not that is just conservative. Like, oh, you don't wanna freaking have a dude that a dude pretending to be a girl shagging his nuts in front of a five year old while reading a story?
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Bigot? You're obviously conservative bigot.
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That's hateful.
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Yeah. That's hateful.
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Has every right to shave his her balls in front of your kid. Oh, fuck.
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You know? Like like, I mean, seriously, the the the number of people for that is tiny. Tiny. So then that makes the rest of us conservative. And this is part of why they're saying one of the things that they're finding out, especially through the amount of funding that was almost exclusively giving the left wing media, nobody thinks like that shit. Like, only only a couple of dumb bitches that were fucking virtue signaling because they thought it was cool. If I can ever said that kind of thing, 90% of us never thought that was okay. And it it's it was all manufactured.
All manufactured. And they're finding that out and that so much of that really wild, left wing narrative was manufactured along with the support of it.
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Was that coming through funds from, USAID? U USAID?
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Yeah. Among other places. Yeah. Okay. Absolutely.
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So when we talk about color revolutions in other countries, we're blind to possible color revolutions in our own country?
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Yeah. I mean okay. So the, good example of this is the DSA, the the Democratic Socialists of America. Right? Formed in the late sixties, early seventies. And by '73 or '75, They were a wholly owned subsidiary of the intelligence community. And for the ensuing fifty plus years, it's just been that's where, like, all of these batshit crazy, ultra progressive agendas come from is through the DSA. There's that hilarious video. Part of it's in Charlie Robinson's intro, you know, of a DSA convention, with the giant freaking tranny, please do not lose hazard language.
You know? That that's the DSA at this point. It's a a bunch of fat trainees wearing masks all trying to freaking, you you know, either bang each other or bang kids. And, yeah, that's so far away from, anything that they fucking, you know, or any of that shit. It it's just it's crazy. It's crazy, but it's also a captured entity.
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During that same time period is when we see very similar to right now, the the where there was a very stark contrast between what the Democrat people wanted and what the that party that Steve's talking about. That party Steve's talking about decided that their chosen, representative was gonna be Hubert Humphrey the third. Mhmm. And in, '67, the, the people themselves wanted Eugene McCarthy. And then in the next cycle, they wanted, George McGovern, both of which were anti war candidates. And the, DNC shanked it both times. So all these people that just now with the Bernie thing figured out that the DNC is a private corporation beholden in no way to your vote.
That was the just a replay of what happened in the late sixties, early seventies when the the parties that that when the the entities that Steve is talking about came in and said, we don't give a fuck what the people want. We're a private thing. We will go ahead and push up rich boy Hubert Humphrey the third because that's who we want. This is how we ended up with Nixon because then, obviously, the Democrat, voter base was not happy with that. And so then somehow piece of shit, Nixon wins. So, you
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know, he but
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Remember how, like, a half an hour ago, we I I mentioned Tom Lehrer? Mhmm. There's a Tom Lehrer song for this. There is. It's called whatever became of Hubert.
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I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey. He used to be a senator. From time to time, you read something about him pinning a medal on somebody or making a speech, or every now and then you read something in one of those where are they now columns, whatever became of Deanna Durbin and Hubert Humphrey and so on. This became this became quite an issue last winter at the time of Winston Churchill's funeral when president Johnson was too ill to go and somebody suggested that he send Hubert and he said, Hubert who? And all America was singing.
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Whatever became of Hubert, has anyone heard a thing? Once he shone on his own, now he sits home alone and waits for the phone to ring. Once a fiery liberal spirit. But now when he speaks, he must clear it. Second fiddle's a hard part, I know, when they don't even give you a bow. We must protest this treatment, Hubert, says each newspaper reader. As someone once remarked to Hubert, take us to your leader. Sorry about that. Whatever became of you Hubert, we miss you, so tell us, please. Are you sad? Are you cross? Are you gathering moss while you wait for the boss to sneeze?
Does Linden, recalling when he was VP, say I'll do unto you like they did unto me? Do you dream about staging a coup? Hubert, what happened to
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you? Yeah. That's the guy for that's the guy that makes the, Verner von Braun song. Yes. Yep. Yep. The, well, at least at least old Hubert got the Metrodome named after him. You know? Right? Good job, buddy. Good job. Good run. Good run for a sports team. It it's real interesting too because some by some weird chance, Hubert Humphrey and, Mick or, Georgia, McGovern are both from South Dakota.
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Mhmm.
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Weirdly, that that particular election cycle, South Dakota was way overrepresented, and it probably only had, like, 600,000 people at the time at best, the whole state.
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Yeah. But the state full of, you know, people who generally have plain speech, straight talking, hardworking, freaking bare knuckle brawlers. And, that's definitely what they were trying to put forth, as, you know, the political face, of whatever movement they were pushing. Gomez, no, dude. No.
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No. Yeah, Gomez. Oh, man. Going through?
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Uh-huh. Can I tell you what Portillo is going through? Yeah. You did, man. You did. How's he doing?
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He's he's still he's still, Dick Trickle.
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Alright.
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He's still Dick Trickle. He's gonna have to lose the balls.
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It's crazy that there was a moment in NASCAR history where there were drivers named Dick Trickle and Harry Gant.
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Oh, fucking great. My my my tech teacher in, in, Votec, his his name was Royal Johnson.
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Alright. Alright.
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Gomez, not a second. Damn. Jed, it takes Gomez is from the Fehu Farms dog. Oh, yeah. It takes him to just to warm up.
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Oh. Have the whole Adams family over there pretty soon.
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Right? We need to get Gomez a Morticia. That's for fucking sure. We do. We do.
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That's what tears telling us too. He's like, just just let me get some. I'll be fine.
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Right. Dude, we were at, we're at the little, like, not really park, but, like, trails. And there were two, Bernese mountain dogs, like, show dog quality dogs, and one of them was, like, just about to go into heat. And Mhmm. We didn't no. We just driving by to turn around and park, he caught a whiff.
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And he was like, you let me out of this truck right now.
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Yes. It took it took every ounce of strength that that I had to, like, to keep, you know, to keep them from locking in. It was fucking it was why he's ready. He ready.
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He's like, I got the big balls like my dad. I eat a piece. Holy
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smokes. Yeah. Those would have been some weird looking puppies.
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Man, tear Weird. Dog. Yeah. When when we get keep when Scotty goes into heat, when we keep them apart, it's like, it used to be so funny when we had, like, an even an outside door in our house, and so Scotty would be in the one bedroom. Because remember, it used to be remember how our old place used to be two buildings, and then we just put a walkway in between them so that Mhmm. It had outside doors? He'd lay at the door, and he'd go, They just lay and shake at the door like, oh god. Just whimper. Oh, fuck.
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Like, I need it. I need it. Forget it.
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That does reflect the way, fathers treat their daughters and their sons differently.
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As many as many kittens as you want to take. Have some cats. Have some cats. Don't get mad at each other. I'm the one being an asshole.
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Are you ready to tackle the, male loneliness epidemic? Come give me a home. It's a full moon with the Valentine's Day approaching.
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Sad. Look. Make a sad face. Make a sad face.
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Frown.
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Oh, shit.
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No.
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I I'm not even sure today some cat comes in, and the cat's fighting with McLickin's at the door because they're both outside, and they want first place at the door. And this cat's, like, legit whapping McLickens just like, bam. And I'm like, the fuck? And then that comes in, and this cat just starts nagging me. And I finally look at it. I'm like, who the fuck are you? It's not your cat. I I don't think it's even my cat. I'm like, who the fuck are you? You don't even do you live here? Who the hell are you? It's a cat registered on the blockchain? You know what? Is that a real ID? I did not check the the the I don't even know how to check the block. Can we track and trace your animals? No. You know? I I know, like, maybe, like, eight of the cats is cats by name.
The rest of them are just come and go.
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But the cat didn't have his papers is what you're saying. Yeah. I checked his papers.
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You know? He's he yelled some liberal things, called me a fascist, and left. I don't know what the fuck. Alright. There's no
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there's no character witnesses for these creatures?
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No character witnesses at all. They're they're very big assholes all night.
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Don't don't mind the random screaming. There's my girl has a 15 year old daughter, and they all just sound like that.
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Girl girl girls up until they're about 23, just like hearing themselves scream, it's just a thing. Like, when they're, like before ten, good luck. They just scream just for no fucking reason constantly.
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Yeah. Making all sorts of I'm learning. I'm learning. I had I had all boys. It was a a brand new experience for me.
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I I I I I was a fifty fifty shooter down the middle there. You know? And in fact, even went girl, boy, girl, boy, girl, boy. And, the yeah. Boys are much easier. But then on the same token, like, my boys are all all my kids are adults, and the boys don't ever talk to me. They they don't give a shit. Where I have a very nice relationship with, like, well, my oldest daughter. At the very least, her and I talk, you know, very regularly. So while the girls are harder to raise, it's a more rewarding relationship in the end, I I feel like. You know, we're boys, you know, a a son's a son until he takes his wife, and a daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life type thing. Yeah.
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You know? No. It's about like, because I have, you know, talked to Connor all the fucking time, and I am gonna be so bummed when he finally starts getting regular pussy.
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Like, well, there goes my kid. Alright. Yeah. I know. Yeah. He still likes you, but he, you know, he's just never gonna talk to you. Like, the you know? Two years can go by, and they're like, oh, hey, dad. What's up? How are
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you? And no no news is good news from the adult children, specifically the sons.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. No. I mean, dude, I yeah. I never never called my dad unless I was, like, so far asked out that I didn't have anybody else to call. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, now now, you know, whenever there was, like, a family event or something like that or some place I had to be, it is sure. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Now now that I'm old, I'll call and check on my dad, you know, just check to see how he's doing. But, yeah, for my twenties and thirties, like Steve said, unless you had a reason to talk to your parents, there was no reason to talk to your parents. Like, what the fuck do I wanna talk to? Sure their life alert system is still connected.
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If they've they've if they've fallen and they can't get up, does it they have a number to help them?
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Yep. Yep. It's a separate rugged individualism.
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The the boys, there isn't really as much emotional to it. They're accidental alchemist. I mean, I understand where you're saying they're hard to start because boys are terrors, but it's a physical terror thing. And, like, my for myself, because I'm on a farm, you just fucking put them outside. You you just put them outside and then watch the them torture the animals and the animals torture them. It's it's a it's a mutual thing. They just go back and forth with it. And that they get all that shit out their system. It's not a problem. You know? And I had to teach Christy. Christy, at first, when that happened, it was hilarious. And we even talked about this the other day. There was one day, like, the boys were chucking big rocks off this cliff because that's what boys do. They're like, oh, I can throw a rock and it'll fall a long ways. Yes.
Like, that is high entertainment. And it it got to the fourth rock, and Christie's like, that's enough. So I turned like, why? Hey. Have you heard of that? Where where is the arbitrary you've decided that that's enough rocks thrown off the cliff? Like, is it hurting anything? It's wearing them out. They're enjoying themselves. Let them fucking do it.
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Right. What you want them full of energy when they come back inside to your house? You want that? You're signing up for that. That was a big dreamer. The store then.
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Get the kids out, kick a soccer ball around, and they'll do better overall. Yeah. The energy has to go somewhere.
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Wait. I I understand that we we all may have grown up a little fucked up, but there is some wisdom to know you don't get to come back inside till the freaking street lights come on or the sun goes down. Yeah. No.
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Worn out before you walk it back in the door. You have one toy and it's called
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outdoors. Go play with your toy. We'll see you at dinner.
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My my favorite story with the grandson still is lucky because Christy did not she's she's a city person when we first and then and when the grandkids, came and stayed with us, we hadn't been together that long. And, and fucking one of them picked up a petrified white dog turd that was, like, pointed and long. He had that thing held out like a spear. Oh, that's funny. He's facing the other grandson. So I'm off in the field working, and all of a sudden I hear this maniacal screaming. And I turn around and see what the fuck is going on. And one of my grandsons is running for screaming, like, you know, like, he's getting murdered. The other one's running behind him with that dog turd held out like a spear and cackling, and Christie's running behind the two of them screaming, put down the poop.
Put down the poop. Oh, god. I just about fell over in the field. It was fucking hilarious.
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That's awesome. Is that a natural way to strengthen the immune system?
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Yes. Yes.
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To to build up the terrain theory? Right. And the terrain fact?
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God, them terrain theory guys are a bunch of cowards.
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You know who is it is doctor Will Trebing, the guy who wrote, he wrote Goodbye Germ Theory, which is a a very good little short book, really to the point. And when I I had a conversation with him, he was like, look. I think the whole germ theory, terrain theory conversation is turning into a hell of a psyop.
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Yeah.
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And he was like, I literally wrote the book on it, you know, but, I mean, looking at it, it the truth lies somewhere in the middle. And in that middle, you you have to be diligent about what you put into your body, and you have to, you know, do some significant research about where your food comes from, what what it is, what's in it, how it interacts with your blood type, how your blood type affects your overall, you know, personality, character, hell, all that kind of stuff. And, they're they're, you know, as as much as there are legitimate environmental factors that give you disease, you know, there there's things that have been introduced into the ecosystem now that are foreign elements that are also going to give you disease.
And so you can't just be like, I'm a % in this camp or I'm a % in that camp because then you're missing, significant elements that while they may appear subtle on the surface, have, like, long term and very real effects.
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I'd like you to thinking. Him and get him in. I that sounds like it'd be a productive conversation.
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Yeah. No. I can do that. I got his number. I I'll I'll give him a call tomorrow.
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Yeah. California, contrary. Amanda doesn't count. I'm not trying to fight with Amanda. Her and I are personal, very first, good friends. Amanda and I are not gonna fight. It's not gonna happen that way. We've helped Amanda choose karaoke songs, what songs to avoid, and what songs would Sarah and I personally hang out together when and go to events and stuff. So, no, that's we're not gonna have, a knockdown drag out brawl. It's just not gonna happen.
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It's possible to have different points of view on very specific areas of interest and still befriend and say, you know what? That's your thing. Mhmm. You can have that. That's fine. Yeah. I don't know. I
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know. But that's Where where I where I stand with it is is, like this gentleman's talking a little bit is in the middle. I I believe the terrain is very important. I'm not shitting completely on terrain theory and never have. Your your terrain is is extremely important, but what people don't and what the terrain theory people are leaving out is, horizontal DNA transfer. Mhmm. Horizontal DNA transfer, what that means is literally every single thing you touch, you transfer, DNA with. You're taking that into your system, and your system is making adjustments because of that.
And and that's a really, it's a mechanism of microevolution is what that is. So this is how come we're such environmental masters. We can literally fucking live in any condition Mhmm. Pretty much eat anything. Like, it doesn't matter where you put us. We will we will survive, and we will then move from surviving to thriving. And that's partially because of this horizontal DNA transfer where anything that we meet, we start making it our body starts making adjustments and literally realigning itself in order to suit that new environment.
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The
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Okay. Go ahead, Pete. I would say the the terrain argument reminds me entirely of the whole, like, nature versus nurture conversation. Like, it's never one or the other. It's always both. And you have to be aware of both if you're going to be able to have a a complete picture of it. If you discount one in favor of the other, you're intentionally cutting yourself off from a a significant portion, of reality.
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% right. Like, if your terrain is fucked, of course, you're gonna be in bad health. Mhmm. If your brain is fantastic, but something comes into your system that doesn't jive with your system, of course, it's gonna make you sick. If you if it's something you inundate your system with, it's really gonna be a problem. This is part of those of us that have traveled the other countries. That's one of the things you figure out right fucking quick. The illnesses that they have in those other countries, you're not used to. The water in that country you're not used to, the food. All those things require adjustment,
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and some of those things are a hard adjustment. Sometimes I was just talking to Tice about this because he's been down in Mexico for a couple of weeks, and he's been one sick puppy. You know? And he's like, I know I'm not even drinking the water. I don't know what's going on. I'm like, do you not realize the food that you're eating is grown in the water that you're not supposed to drink?
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Like, what what do you think they water that food with? What do you think they boiled your fucking food with or added when they added water to it? Exactly. It's got bacterias, and and I understand, again, the virus train theory thing. But for me, one of the big problems here we'll we'll we'll punch this up, and I'll read them off, and we'll we'll go through them one by one. The, so what they use is the Koch postulates. Yeah. Is as their big argument. And so the coast the the Koch postulates are isolation of the microorganism from the the disease tissue. So the micro organ microorganism must be consistently present in diseased individuals, but not in healthy ones.
Well, understandable a little bit. Because then when they say not in healthy ones, there's all kinds of things that we understand in life now that if you have a little bit of it, you can be okay. If you have a lot of it, it's a problem. So just like in gardening, we understand that actually some of the things that we would consider predatory are okay are fine in your garden, and they're actually beneficial in that capacity unless they become dominant. And then that's a it's an overall predatory toward the system, and then that depletes it. Where when it was on a minor predatory, what it does is clean up the cells, clean up the area, all the dead weak things go away. It it it helps.
Pure culture of the microorganism. The microorganism must microorganism must be isolated and grown in a pure culture free from other microorganisms. So the first thing that we can immediately look at is fungi. Fungi don't do that. I can't take a fungi and just make it grow. Can't culture it. I can take a spore, throw it in a throw it on a on a on a dish, put water on it. It it doesn't matter. It's not gonna do a fucking thing. And and that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. It just means that that's not how that shit works. Fungus doesn't have its own carbon body. It requires the carbon body of something else and then it enters into that thing and impregnates it with itself and almost zombie like overtakes it and now that thing's body is its body.
It it doesn't it doesn't work like that. So that's a problem. Reintroduction of the microorganism into a healthy host. The pure culture of the microorganism must be inoculated into a healthy and susceptible host, and it must cause the same disease as observed in the original infected individual. Here's where we're gonna bring terrain theory back into this. I don't know how that thing is gonna affect any given terrain. So maybe your terrain is very susceptible to this kind of thing. As we're as it as we're finding out, like, only certain people are susceptible to cancer. Only certain people are susceptible to a lot of things. That's just the way the world works. And so you could be taking this microorganism and saying, well, look. It didn't make this guy sick. Maybe that guy's system doesn't really isn't really have a weakness for that. And even if you put that in there, it's that guy's system doesn't give a shit.
And so you don't know. So and number four, re isolation of the microorganism from the inoculated host. So now you've taken that and you've put that into a host, made this assumption that that somehow thrived in that, foreign system that is completely different than the last system possibly that you took it out of. And you assume that it lived, thrived, and you're able to take it back out and now re isolate it. And, again, these things might not be able to be seen like that straight out. When people think I I think a lot of people, they don't even understand things about, like, microscopes. Like, they think when an electron when they say electron microscope that you can see an electron with it. You fucking can't.
You can't see electrons with an electron microscope. It fires electrons at the thing and then that creates like a shape because then now now this all this out here is electrons and this thing stands out. You know, it's basically like lighting. And they also have dark dark light, micros, but you know, just all kinds of them. But they we can't see certain things. This is part of why when you're talking about the atomic table of elements, the reason that they put such heavy emphasis on the proton is because it's really the only one we can fucking see. You can see what the other ones the reaction that happened from the other ones, and you're like, oh, shit. Look. That happened. No different than I can see a windsock move. I know the wind was there because I saw the windsock move, not because I saw the wind.
And so that's the way that works with with the other pieces. Only really a proton has any weight to it. We can only really measure a proton. And so same applies. Like, as above, so below. Well, what if this piece that we're looking at, you really can't see? That doesn't make it nonexistent. That just means that I can't fucking see it. So the the the the postulates have a shit ton of problems with them in order for you to say, you know, I I can and and then when you even look at the definition of a virus, it can't replicate outside of a host just like a mushroom. Well, if it can't replicate out outside of a host, how can I fucking isolate it and then have it replicate?
That goes against the very basic definition of a virus. What the fuck are you guys even talking about? Did you read what a virus is? When when the definition of a virus doesn't fit into the fucking postulates, but the definition says it won't because it's very definition doesn't fit. What the fuck?
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Well, they changed the definition of vaccine. They changed the definition of herd immunity. They changed the definition of all kinds of things over the last few years. Yeah. So, it's you know? But the weaponization of words has become a a very different thing than what we'd been familiar with, as far as, like, that phrase being tossed out. Now they're just like, well, fuck it. With, we don't like the we don't like the current reality, we'll just change the definition of the thing. And then we'll make you react to us changing the definition of the thing.
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Yeah.
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I'm thinking in terms of so called computer viruses. The idea of the simulation, to say that there's something in the real world that is replicated in the digital world, then we'd call that a computer virus. And that is there's a threat vector, and there's precautions we have to take. So we don't spread viruses. We don't spread malware or bad ideas. But then they also and here's where they really get us. We have this belief of the idea of the virality of a thing. So then YouTube begins and social media takes off, and there's this idea that a person can post something, and that idea can spread to somebody else who can share it and reshare and reshare it. So it can, in quotes, go viral similar to a virus spreading in humans.
Mhmm. But now I have to question, was the idea of something online on a network going viral. At what point was that ever a real thing, or was it just a lab leak from a computer lab where they like this idea and they say, green light, spread that, let that flow, and then suppress everything else. So the idea that there was ever a lonely girl 15 and she went viral, people go back to the original idea of what viral things are, and then that connects to Richard Dawkins and memes. So we have this layer of language established. These pieces were put in place, but they didn't fit what they were describing.
And then they took that structure, lifted it up, put it over here, and it fit one to one. So what we're seeing is this idea of building the imagination. So imagineering, like what Disney does, what Hollywood does, they imagineer an idea. Star Trek, flip open. That's a that's a phone communicating. We get that idea. Now we can build in the real world. So the idea of building things separately in the past and building a structure of definitions and language that doesn't apply at that moment, but later on is utilized. So it's built in piece mail in different silos, siloed information, siloed scientists, siloed engineers building different components and pieces of a system of machines separately that doesn't quite make any sense. It doesn't work.
The the theory of it doesn't work. It can't be proven, but they can lift that structure, place on something else, and then put all the pieces together and you have a Voltron. So now you have the super robot thing, and it's working, and they can understand it. So that's what it feels like 2025 is with this blitzkrieg of news where all the projects that have been talked about for the last few decades are all being pieced together, and the pieces are greater than the whole thing. So they're throwing out a lot of pieces, executive orders, ideologies, things.
And then working backwards, you know, from 2025, we can look backward and say, well, in 2019, we didn't really know what was going on with lab link or lab leaks or bat soups or wet markets or any of that stuff, but we can read a Tom Clancy novel and have some ideas about what those words mean. So now Why would I read a Tom Clancy novel?
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Well Well, because you're
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50 now, and that's what old guys do. Because the novel's always better than the movie. Hopefully. And you're you're always gonna disagree with the actor chosen. Mhmm. So you can read the words on the page. Gotta get those Clive Cussler books too. Right. The Wild West. Yep.
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Yuck. Louis L'Amour. Mhmm. In western books. Right. Good stuff. Supposed to develop this really bad taste in in reading?
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You know, instead of going for the McMurtry that wrote Lonesome Dove, you should go for the McMurtry that wrote Choctaw Bingo. Alright? You should. You should.
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I I did read, I did read the the dude that, invented Seal Team six and Red Cell. What the fuck's his name? That's Richard Marcinco. Right? No. Richard Marcinco. Oh, okay. I read Richard Marcinco's book. Just the one that was supposedly the real book that got through got him thrown in prison for having written, supposedly. That was pretty interesting. But I other than that I mean, I was in the army. I don't really need to read army books, I guess. I mean,
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I did that shit. You did your time and got out? Yeah. You're not a career military family?
[01:20:04] Unknown:
No. Everybody in my family, every generation before me was in the military, and a lot of them died in the military. But, no. I wasn't a lifer.
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Every lifer I know is on their, like, fourth or fifth wife and spends a % of their time paying alimony.
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Well, you gotta do something with that money.
[01:20:35] Unknown:
Right. It can all be Dodge, Chargers, and whiskey.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It's it's not right. Toyota's e one hundreds and whiskey.
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See, did you guys see that, that, Breakfast Club or whatever the fuck had that plate of the just made it. That giant fat chick on there that wow.
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Wow. That is just amazing. Did you see them roll the couch in for her fucking fat ass? Okay. So let's go ahead and play it because I did. I played it on on AM, wake up this morning. But there's, like, a whole the more than the fifteen second clip that, the big accounts rolled out, the there's some insane fucking fat titlement that that did did you see the, like, almost three minute clip then? Nah. Shoot it. Shoot it. I see the fifteen second thing where they rolled the couch up for you. You're like, gee. Listen to this crazy broad, dude. This is some of the most insane shit. Oh, nice to meet you. Hi. How are you? Army.
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Okay, Jean. How are you? Look. Good. Nice to meet you, Kings. Got it. Yep.
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This the only seats y'all got? What you want? What you need? A bigger chair or something. Because she got really little. We had a That's what I'm talking about. Good. This is the accommodation.
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There you go.
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Sounds good, bro. You know, this you walked in and, you know, you said the chair was too small, so we had to bring the part of the sectional for you to sit in. And you said something. You said and this is what I'm talking about, accommodations. Right? But we live in a world that's not always gonna be able to accommodate people that are close. Though. We should because we're not all the same. You know?
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I feel like we should. Like, why why not? I feel like I feel like a lot of times people think that, bigger people, obese, the f word people should just be in the house when it's like we're not she had the f word. I'm not that you can't say in your house fat. You know, like, oh. I'm not saying that word. Yeah. I'm not the gay slur. I'm like, oh, yeah. I'm confused. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. But, I just feel like it should be accommodated. Bigger people should be accommodated just like we accommodate the LGBT community. You know, all those other communities. I just feel like we we outside. You know? If we inside is get up. Why you in why you in the house? You should be doing this. You should be doing that. When we outside, it's like, why why you not in the house? Well, people would stay here. Okay.
Who who actually told you that? Because, like, that's crazy. I don't believe that, you know, f people should stay in the house. I mean but you can step up. That's how we get up. Go outside and people looking at us crazy like, you know, we we getting stared at for what? Because we big.
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Yes. You know? Like So you compared your situation to the LGBTQ, and and a lot of people will say large. Well, LGBTQ people don't have a choice to be gay or whatever, but you have a choice to be plus size. Mhmm. So they want you to make better choices, eat right, work out, lose the weight. I feel like
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I feel like I do.
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People think You're born? You're born? Yeah. I'm hey. I thought you started. That's a debate right there. That is. But but for most you know, let's just let's just hypothetically say they're born gay. I feel like,
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I do. I I work on myself. You know? And when I feel like I'm getting it's getting too much, I try to fix it, you know, like,
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at my pace. What the fuck? You know? But At the pace. Fuck? What the fuck?
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Anybody where it's getting too fucking much? What the fuck do you mean?
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Dude, what the fuck? Bro. Are you kidding me? I know you, Marcus.
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Please pull up a picture of John Candy.
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Was she talking about a horizontal DNA transfer getting too much?
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Pick up, pull up a picture of John Candy. And let's all recall that this man was considered so fat. It was humorous to make fat jokes about this man. Let's let's go ahead and look at what The We'll we'll go ahead and hang on. I got you, buddy. I I wanted to very, very fat John Candy and want everybody to look and see what this man who just just forty years ago was considered way fat, way fat.
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Award winning John Candy?
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Mhmm. I got a picture. That's pretty big John Candy right there. Yeah.
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Dude. That you know, uncle Buck era, that kind of stuff. That's yeah. Yeah. Right before he died, he got he he got about to the size where you see motherfucking 20 year olds roaming around at that point in time. Like, you look at it, most of John Candy's career, like, all these ones right here that you're scrolling by, the non uncle Buck era, he's not that fat. He's definitely fatter than, you know, your your average person, but you're not anymore. That that's now he's only, like, the fucking, like, thirtieth fat fattest person at any given Walmart.
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Mhmm.
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Like, you remember when how how huge Roseanne Barr was? And now you see her and you're like and she was never that giant then. You're just like our our perception of what a giant fat person is is so skewed now. And this bitch, she still takes the cake. People are still like, the fuck? You need harpoon, lady.
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So she has the expectations that her life will be the same as other women with different weights. Different different abilities to lift objects.
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John Candy would have made fun of his fucking roles hanging over the sides of the chairs and cracked everybody up and had everybody laughing about the whole damn thing. This chick's like, well, the LGBT crazy fuckers get to do get special accommodations. Why not my whale of an ass? Like, this is just like this fucking lady that lives up top from us who, like, once a week has to have the fucking emergency services come drag her out of her house. So that way, they can take her to the hospital and get her food and get her a shower. And then she immediately wants to go home, but can't actually walk or do anything. So if she ends up just in the same position and every week yeah. She took the whole damn bakery. You damn straight. Ate the whole fucking thing.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, if all you're used to is having your cake and eating it too, you're going to assume that everywhere you go, there's going to be a steel reinforced sectional couch for you to fucking sit on. And you're gonna be pissed when somebody doesn't have that for you. Like, the entitlement is, like, mind blowing. Dude, I watched this thing right out the gate. This 07:05 in the morning is when I rolled this clip. And I'm just sitting there fucking stunned, man. Stunned. Like, people look at you when you go outside like you're a fucking freak. People used to pay money to go see people that look like you at half your side because you're a fucking circus freak. And if people look at you that way, you belong in a fucking sideshow.
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Guinness Book of World Records each year, you flip through those bands, man and woman, and see if there's a different picture in there.
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You're obviously not a good rapper because now you've gotten that chance. You've gotten that moment of fame. And so if I haven't heard a single person go, well, yeah, she looks like a fucking walrus, but she raps like a motherfucker.
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Like, I haven't heard a single person say that. Oh, I have something for this too. Hang on. It's I I just gotta reload the thing. Oh, shut up.
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Catfights. Alright.
[01:28:59] Unknown:
Yeah. It happens. It does. It does. Yeah. Here we go.
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Rap is not what it was meant for anymore. Rap was meant to scare white people, and it doesn't anymore. Like, in month rap used to when I was growing up, rap was don't make me deal. No motherfucking body in here in here. I'm a shoot I'm a shoot three shots three shots. Somebody done make me high. That's a fucking rap song. A rap song used to be what's the difference between me and you about five bank accounts, three ounces, two vehicles? Tell my death I bang Ladesh. I suggest you hold your breath till ain't nothing left. That's rap that ain't no more now. Rap is cush.
I prefer the better thing. It's just like the money. I like money and everything I'm having a good time. Y'all just trying to ruin it. I like my cushrobe and my glass full. I don't make me special. Wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi. You know what I mean? I'm so grateful Kendrick came up West Coast and then beating the brakes off that bitch.
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I love this.
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I'm not gonna lie. Every fucking morning when my kids and I are riding to school, we're listening to the if this world were mine every fucking day. My daughter's in the back seat going, Roman numeral seven a, drop it like it's hot. If this world was mine, I make your dreams, I make them multiply. If this world was mine, I take your enemies in front of god. Fuck yeah.
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Mine was a heavy metal group. It was like the head bodies hit the floor with a bunch of gorgeous little blonde long blonde haired girls just getting it. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Mhmm. We we we ran the spectrum. We did. Some days, it was metal. Some days, it was stoner doom. Some days, it was old school hip hop. Some days, it was, you know, a fucking, like, half drunk barefoot guy with a guitar and a harmonica. That wasn't me. That wasn't even me. It was somebody else. You know?
[01:31:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I I I seriously just thought it was you. You're like, well, yeah. I know you play music. I don't know why you're describing it like this.
[01:31:49] Unknown:
Speaking of which, if you are interested coming and hanging out just outside of Nashville, Tennessee, April Fourth Through 6, we're throwing a party at, Teresa's Farm. And April 4 is gonna be a co birthday party with me and Ryan Christian, Last American Vagabond. We've been talking about doing this for years, and, we're finally, you know, had, like, everything aligned. So we're gonna do it like Willie Nelson's birthday, where everybody that we know that plays music, the that's in the same kinda, like, you know, community that we are, comes and hangs out and and plays music.
And, yes. Come come hug Anna Mares. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it's now gonna be a selling point. You get to hug up on Anna. But, yeah, camp out. It's an 18 acre farm. She's got a big ass barn with a stage in it. There's a whole bunch of bonfire pits around the property, stuff like that. We're we're live music on Friday night, live podcast, and live stand up comedy on Saturday. Charlie Robinson, Scott Armstrong from Reebunk News, trying to get Megan Walsh there now. Had Megan Walsh on the show this week. And, after we wrapped, you know, we talked a little bit more about the thing, And, she's not that far away.
She's just significantly under resourced. But but, gonna be a whole bunch of cool motherfuckers out there. Stand up comedy from Brad Binkley from the propaganda report. Leonardo Joanie, who who's been, like, getting huge lately, and not in the way that we just saw that rapper lady, but in terms of, you know, the acceleration of her career. And Sam Tripoli is gonna headline. And then Sunday morning, Teresa does cowboy church, so we're all doing cowboy church. And then we'll have a another live podcast or two and then get the heck up out of there. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And Sam is hilarious. I have seen Sam live. Very good joke.
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Oh, his his last special that he dropped that's called why is everybody getting so quiet is great, man. And that's a great title for your comedy album. It really is, man. Like, you yeah. So so who's getting
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so so who's getting quiet?
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If you're trying to do Sam's particular brand of stand up in, for example, Schaumburg, Illinois, 1 of the worst places in the face of God's green earth. The the the Schaumburg audience is gonna get really quiet when you start saying things that hit a little bit too close to home. Tampa, which is usually a decent place for comedy. And, you know, honestly, man, every time I've been there, it's been fun. But, like, Tampa audiences, sensitive. The people are a little yeah. It's it's been weird, dude. When I was in Vegas, I was at the comedy club, like, three nights a week. You know, sometimes four nights a week, something like that. It's just I I don't gamble, don't drink.
The there's, you know, the things that appeal that Vegas appeals to for most people did not appeal to me. You know what I mean? It's just but I love watching live stand up, and I love hanging out in the middle of fucking nowhere where the only other living being is my dog. So the desert was really cool. I enjoyed all of that. You know? But Gomez and I would go out to the desert as often as humanly possible. And if we ran into somebody else, it was like, you know? Year. Right? Right? This is my time. This is my time. You know? But the the the comedy club was a way to to interact.
And my cohost, during that era, Pasta, was friends with a a comedian named Brett Ernst. Brett Ernst is absolutely hilarious. If you've ever seen the show Cobra Kai, he's on it.
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Oh, yeah. Which one?
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He's, uncle Vinny. Uncle Vinny, uncle Louie, something like that. I don't know. I I've I've I've watched maybe ten minutes of the show.
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I watched I watched a a couple seasons. It it has the it has the, the eighties cheese. Mhmm. You know? Like, the way the eighties, they didn't really try hard to make things overly real. They they were really, you know, they were very cheesy with things. It was more play type acting where it was closer to, like, an actual play where you over, emphasize things. So it adds some nice eighties cheese. I I was going I went to
[01:37:17] Unknown:
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He he's he's uncle Louie or cousin Louie or whatever. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. And and from Ernst, I found out that, like, Ralph Macchio is a hell of a human being. And when they're doing all of the interior house scenes for that guy, that's his house. Like yeah. Like, it he keeps it as low the production cost is low budget as possible to pay the actors maximum value. And, like, he has a complete reverse Hollywood approach to to the show and what they're trying to do. That's why he put it out on YouTube in the first place.
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Well, he kinda he kinda really never did anything with his fame. You know? He just kinda, he had a couple movies before Karate Kid, but really after Karate Kid, he didn't do anything. He just kinda walked.
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Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's interesting.
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Do you start out on happy days? Rough March?
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And then the first big movie was that, that was Outsiders. Mhmm. The one with, where it was, like, all tiny short guys. The Golden Ponyboy.
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The essay of the novel. Just got your finger between the essay and
[01:38:44] Unknown:
Oh, dude. The whole cast. Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe.
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Rob Lowe. Leo Estevez.
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Weirdo that guy is, man.
[01:38:56] Unknown:
Emilio Estevez. Oh, dude. Mhmm. I saw Rob Lowe in an interview one time, though, and it was hilarious. He was like somebody asked him why he doesn't do anything anymore. He's like, what's the point to being famous anymore? Everybody gets in trouble over all the things that were you know? Like, all the things we could do that were the benefits of being famous, you get in trouble for now. Fuck this shit. Rob Lowe had fantastic fucking roles in Californication,
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and thank you for smoking.
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He's in Parks and Rec as well, wasn't he?
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Yeah. Yeah. I think he was. Sex symbol back then.
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You know, like, the the the boy toy sex symbol type thing, real skinny type thing. Remember he had that one movie where he delivered pizzas, and it was the pizzas was like a he was like a hooker, like a male hooker.
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Are you gonna see that guy? Is Rob Lowe in Wayne's World? I don't remember that.
[01:39:57] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. He was so He was the he was number two in Wayne's World.
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No? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I was thinking Austin Powers when you said number two, and I was like, that was definitely not Rob Lowe. Who does number two work for? Sorry to bother you. Maybe the best movie ever. Although, I would I would present a strong case for Jones Plantation. I would.
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Where can we see Jones Plantation? Tubi.
[01:40:27] Unknown:
It's not You watch it for free on Tooby. Okay.
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Tooby TV. Jones Plantation. Got it. Mhmm.
[01:40:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I just I was just hanging out with, who directed that movie on Saturday. He popped the showed up for our UFC commentary.
[01:40:50] Unknown:
What is it about the West Coast here that makes dudes so tiny and so beta? But it's not you live in Humboldt, dude, where there's all kinds of giant corn fed motherfuckers from, like, milk fucking drinking fucking They're not giant. I'm bigger than most, and I'm fucking a tiny dude where I'm from. Like, I go home, and I'm immediately reminded that I'm small. Of
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California. K? Two sizes. And and I'll I'll grant the the ones that I'm talking about have faded away. I'm blaming Asians for this. I'm blaming Asian pussy for this a %. Hundred %. But but, yeah, there are some giant motherfucking men, especially in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Like, there's some big ass dudes there that are just a size or two human above. You you know, me, you, the stuff like that. And we're not we're not small men. You know? We're not. No. I'm I'm an average I I'm slightly above average height.
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I'm I'm well below average weight, but that's just because we're a fat fucking country. Mhmm. You know, if I'm I'm in the range that I'm supposed to be for my height for body. I think readily available Asian pussy and the also the availability
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of five foot tall senoritas. Kinda
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Right? Because, like, look at look at that whole list that we just list on of Hollywood people. Rob Lowe's a giant among them, and I don't think that dude's even average height. No. Like, fucking Emilio West of his, Tom Cruise, like, all those dudes fucking Five five, five six, five four. Tiny ass dudes, and that's just the way it is around here. Like, most the most I know in California
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Does it have to do with Well, and and Greg Greg the gym That's
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it. Greg is five seven two fifty, and he's like, that that dude's in the gym all the fucking time. He's okay.
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He's one of them fucking guys that's five seven wide also.
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Yeah. I think it has to do with sports cars. The the bigger the guy is trying to get into a tiny sports car, it looks ridiculous. He's too big for the car. If you're a smaller guy like Tom Cruise, you can get into a a cool car real nice, and it just fits you. It suits you. I was there I saw some video yesterday.
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You? I saw some video yesterday of some dude that was, like, six foot in a Lamborghini, and the people next to him were making a video because it looked ridiculous because the dude's, like, shoulders were sitting out above the fucking above the the it was a a They're made for Italians.
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Yeah. Right. And it's a number of.
[01:43:34] Unknown:
Yeah. You know? These fuckers are five two all day long. Of course, they've been hitting that thing. Yeah. And then these dudes are making fun of him on the video, and he looks over. He's like, it's a Lamborghini, and he takes off. You know? Because they're like, you're too big for that car. It looks ridiculous. He's like, it's a Lamborghini. Like Yeah. Then you're a fucking ridiculous looking douchebag in a really expensive car. I did I didn't make a lap. Yeah.
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Fuck. Get a pickup truck. B man. What fuck's wrong with you? Fucking ain't right. Fuck Larry.
[01:44:07] Unknown:
Play that video out of the telegram, Marcus. This is what this is a truck. This is do it. This is this is manly.
[01:44:15] Unknown:
Yeah. It it won't have audio because StreamYard won't let me play telegram audio for some reason. You can download it. Put the audio. I I mean, I can, but
[01:44:25] Unknown:
I'm not gonna. I'm just gonna pull it up. The audio, we just imagine a large diesel engine and crash. Like a vroom vroom sound.
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Right? Right? Let's see. Here we go. And then present.
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This was what I was doing right before the show.
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There we are.
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And sometimes people ask why I got chains hanging all over my truck. This is why. This is the kind of shit I'm doing all the time.
[01:44:59] Unknown:
I don't see any snow there.
[01:45:01] Unknown:
No. The snow's gone. Okay.
[01:45:04] Unknown:
There's a tree. It's levitating. Did you do a Harry Potter word on that tree?
[01:45:09] Unknown:
Yes. I am doing the Jedi.
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Pulling out of the swamps of Dagobah. Is there a x wing fighter or UFO that you're
[01:45:19] Unknown:
collecting? Well, yeah, I I'm trying this I'm trying to save the UFO. No. That's just good madrone, and I found a couple nice bad madrones and obviously yanking them out of the forest. And and then we unhook the chain, and we'll just back the damn truck up and go saw it up and load it up. Beats the shit out of fucking doing all that and chucking it out of out of the forest. But you don't look ridiculous at all when you're six foot driving that.
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I don't think we're doing that. That No. If you've ever listened to blunt force wisdom, I I've been explicit in detail, about my my man hammer have, but I don't think this is the show for that.
[01:46:03] Unknown:
Yeah. No. We're not doing that. Just laughing at the dude that spent a half a million dollars on a Lamborghini. Right. I think it's impressive.
[01:46:12] Unknown:
Right? Yeah. Yeah. Drive up. And I will say upfront that I don't have a punishment, Dick, but but it's a a strong contender. It is. Yeah. I I I do white men proud.
[01:46:23] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. It's a the it fully in the BWC
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community. But, Yeah. Yeah. Not freakers.
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But that And BWC. To do with pulling firewood out of the forest, which is just something I have to do a lot because we burn wood here. Yeah. Mhmm. And I like being warm ish.
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We're never really warm here that much. Warm Well, I mean, dude, it's you you can roast that you can roast the house out really quick. And then it just becomes now you went from freezing to sweating in forty five minutes, and you've gotta open doors,
[01:47:09] Unknown:
stuff like that. Yeah, dude. It's Ryan and I'll just leave. We'll just go out and start do find something to do. Like, when Christy cooks sourdough bread because she has to get the the stove up to 500, so she puts dry madrone in there in the middle of the day. And you're like, you know, you're like, you're sitting here and all of a sudden, and I'm leaving. And I'm going outside. I got something to do. I don't know what the fuck it is yet, but something.
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I can't stand the heat in the kitchen, so you get out of there.
[01:47:42] Unknown:
Mhmm. And and the cut in the firewood isn't the the the man hammered. That's the man glitter. That's how I get that's that's how that's that's the that's the how you smell nice. And and my wife likes that. She likes it when I smell like fresh cut wood and have wood chips in my beard. And and she prefers it when I have wood chips in my pockets as opposed to hay. Normally, I'm hay pockets or also I'm old school army, so I flick the cherry off my cigarette butt and stomp that out and put the butt in my pocket.
[01:48:13] Unknown:
So, I don't know. My ex used to get so fucking pissed about the fucking half pack of field strip cigarette butts in my pocket coming home from work every day. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up.
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To do.
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Clean it up after yourself. That's good.
[01:48:31] Unknown:
Good response. Now I only now I only smoke cigarettes when I'm at Ben's house.
[01:48:36] Unknown:
Well, and it's it's something you can't it's like a lifelong thing. Like, when I was in the army, if you got caught flicking a cigarette butt on the ground, they put you on what they call asshole and elbow duty, which means that you went over in the areas that civilians hung out in because them fuckers do that all the time. Mhmm. And you literally only thing that they want look over, they wanna see your ass in the air and your elbows doing this. Assholes and elbows because you're picking up cigarette butts the rest of the day because you threw one cigarette butt on the ground. So I I just don't do that shit.
[01:49:11] Unknown:
Yep. I mean and, you know, you you shouldn't anyway. You really shouldn't. You know? It's it it's it's okay to, you know, be a grown up and clean up after yourself. It is. Leave it better than you know? It's probably a very beneficial thing.
[01:49:26] Unknown:
Yeah. Just try to just try to empty them out of your pocket so your wife doesn't have to walk run them through the washer and and, oh, aluminum. Oh, yeesh. Well, neither has Ben. And
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I I have seen
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I am super married. Like like, I don't even, like, I don't even give a fuck about nobody else or nothing else in any way, shape, or form. Right? Right?
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Yeah. He's been like that ever since I met him. I'm I'm serially monogamous as far as that goes too, like, terminally. Yeah.
[01:50:11] Unknown:
I'm not, like, all high and mighty about it. Like, when I was younger, I did I cheated, and I've been cheated on, and I did the cheating. And you know what? All of it bad. All of it bad. None of it you know, all of it's just really fucked up, and I'm not gonna say, you know, act all high and mighty moral. But you know what? I have a super good relationship, and I like that a lot. And and you know what? Both Steve and I, have, you know, been in that percentage of guys that got more than our share. And the thing about that is is at some point in time, you you realize that, like, it's not really that different. It's not like one of them's magic. Nobody's got, like, some you take off somebody's clothes and harps start playing and little angels start flying out any, you know, anything like that. None of that shit happens.
So at the end of the day, the person that I trust the most that that is on my side that, truly cares about whether I'm happy or not. And and and the loving mother, the one that takes care of me, that's the one I that's the one that I and so nobody else is gonna fill that. And the thing is is that that that kind of relationship, that's that's the the Fidelity Bank and Trust, and you make a deposit anywhere else, and they close your fucking account. Mhmm. It's over.
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And question for you guys. Be before the stream, I was getting into a little bit of the so called, male loneliness epidemic and, a guy who's writing a book about how to raise men to be, you know, men or whatever. And the problem he discovered maybe kind of manufactured to be a problem was that literature from last few years didn't really have strong father figures. So he made this suggestion, and you guys can tell me if there's pros and cons to this. When he's reading to his sons, like, bedtime story type book, he'd replace the mother character with the father character in a story to his son.
So he would, in the story, read read the story to his son and then make the mother character the father character. So correcting all the language in the story to make it appear as if the mother was the father.
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Not entirely sure I'm following.
[01:52:35] Unknown:
Yeah. I I I was waiting for the rest of it. I don't know if you're taking a pause. I was waiting for the punchline or the Well, I'll I'll add I'll add to it. I'll add to it. So this guy, you know, pathological, if we were gonna get into Freud
[01:52:49] Unknown:
and psychoanalyzing this guy's life, he basically maybe a runt of a litter, a a smaller guy, and went to school, got into a a fight, and lost a fight. So all bloody and bruised, comes home to his older brothers and his mom, and expecting to be, you know, hugged and bandaged and stitched up and, you know, given chicken tenders and ranch dressing and, you know, love and attention and support and all the focus. Instead, he found out that they were all was a girl? They were Anne. Right. That's what I'm hearing. They were Anne.
[01:53:22] Unknown:
Guys don't get that shit. They're like, oh, you got beat up. It sucks. Learn to fight better. Well, they called him a coward. They they were they were ashamed for their family name because now he's a coward, and he's beaten up. So they're gotten too. I would've got told learn to fight. In fact Right. The first time I the first time my, my my stepdad and my uncle, my fucking they the neighbor boys started some shit. They saw it, and they were them they were acting fully out of line. And my uncle, my mom's brother, he leaned down, and he's like, and if you come home with your ass whipped, I'm whipping your ass too.
Hey.
[01:54:03] Unknown:
Hey. Yeah. So this this guy identified Yeah. Where? Or, he identified different parenting styles and and noticing that fathers, when they had, a daughter and a son and they needed help with homework, the daughter would always get help with homework. Yep. The son would be told this is on you. Figure it out. That way. Figure it out. Do some extra reading. I'm not gonna do the homework for you. But the father would then provide more emotional support to the daughter to help her along the way. And he saw this as being an issue in raising men that would have consequences in men's life later on down the line.
[01:54:47] Unknown:
How does he not see In terms of, like, you not winding up, half a fag or, like, what I don't
[01:54:55] Unknown:
Like, like, interview what? I'm not sure still lost, man. I'm still lost. Anybody that's gonna have, consequences is it's the infantilization of women, you know, who at by the time they reach adulthood, we're they're still held to a nonaccountable level because they've always, you know, somebody's always held their hand the whole time. So I don't understand where he's coming from with this. Like
[01:55:21] Unknown:
I I and so I'm I'm asking myself this question now. Does does this author believe that erasing fathers and men is going to improve the quality of men later on?
[01:55:34] Unknown:
I mean, because that's kind of what it's going on. Laid it out, that's what it seems like his
[01:55:40] Unknown:
his position is. But I don't I don't know the author that you're talking about. Also hold on. But he started out also with his mothers, and his sisters also didn't, suckle to his little feelers because the world doesn't do that for dudes. So I don't know how cutting the dad out is gonna make that better.
[01:55:58] Unknown:
No. Right. So his so his frustration with not being accommodated to at a time when he was seeking accommodations, comfort, and type of things. This led him to a life of continually wanting boys to be treated
[01:56:19] Unknown:
just like his sisters. It sounds like he wants to be a fat black rapper.
[01:56:24] Unknown:
Yeah. That's what I heard. Mhmm. I know.
[01:56:28] Unknown:
And and another comedic bit, I saw him in a Zoom call on a YouTube video, and he was using his wife's name and her pronouns under his Zoom. So he hadn't changed those.
[01:56:39] Unknown:
See, I I honestly and and this isn't even a joke right now. I honestly believe that most men that go, you know, into the trainee thing, that that is the problem, that they had a very domineering woman in their life and that they think in their head Mhmm. Women are the powerful being. And so that's what they seek to be the powerful being. So that's why they imitate always the very obnoxious asshole woman. It's never it's never the the loving mother type. It's always the the shithead woman that everybody runs around and serves and caters to. Mhmm. Well, that that is a powerful figure when you stop and think about it. Like, it's not powerful in the the classic. She's gonna use force, but she gets her way more than other people. Look at look at the fucking fat rapper, bitch. She's got dudes fucking running over, grabbing her fat ass, a fucking love seat just to just so her flops don't fucking flop over the fucking edges of the chair.
Yeah.
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How many airplane tickets you think she has to buy?
[01:57:52] Unknown:
Oh, at least two, if not three. At least there's no way to get it
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through the body scanner.
[01:58:00] Unknown:
Well, Eddie Hall Eddie Hall makes it through. I watch Eddie Hall's because I find that dude fucking hilarious. He is he is Eddie Hall is the the you know, when you're that large, you can have a complete humor about yourself because who cares? Like, nobody's gonna actually fuck with you. And that dude is hilarious, and he has to get two plane ticket seats. But then he complains, and I'm sure she would too because, obviously, if you're sitting in two seats, where the seats do this is right where the crack of your ass is, and that's not exactly a soft spot. So you're you're like you're you're like a floss in that fucking plane seat.
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Right. Right. So so earlier, we were talking about what a conservative is and what is what is the opposition to the conservative?
[01:58:54] Unknown:
Well, classically, it's liberal, but Sure. I don't I don't even know anymore. And were were liberals
[01:59:01] Unknown:
the ones that were trying to accommodate for more people in culture. So that was kind of their platform for a long time. As they were saying, conservatives are bullies, and they want you to do everything on your own. And some people just cannot do that on their own. So has that idea kind of run its course, and that's kind of where we find ourselves in 2025 to say, you know what? Don't be a coward. Don't run home to mommy and and your sisters and cry about it. Like, figure it out. Get back to work. So
[01:59:40] Unknown:
you can you can do like, you can get your ass beat, and you can run home crying about it. But if the only thing that happens afterwards is you get coddled, then you're always going to be a a coddled child. If somebody doesn't sit you down and go, okay. This is how you make a fist. Mhmm. This is how you throw a punch. This is how you block a punch. This is how you duck. This is how you move. This is how you stand in the phone booth, and square up. You know? Like, it's it's okay to get your fucking shit stoned. Yeah. It's okay. Everybody's gotten the fucking shit beat out or, hopefully,
[02:00:25] Unknown:
everybody's gotten the shit beat out of the has it shaped like this originally?
[02:00:30] Unknown:
Yeah. No. Me either, man. Me either, dude. It
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Mhmm. Like,
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it you know, it I it's it's okay to get beat up. What is not okay is not learning how to defend yourself, not learning how to stand up for yourself in that kind of shit. If all you are is a perpetual victim, you're only going to be able to dispense victim ideology for the rest of your fucking natural born days. And there's so many people, especially, like, late nineties into the February and on where, you know, the fighting was terrible. You can't ever get in a fight and all this kind of shit. Mhmm. Like, participation trophy bullshit and all that kind of stuff where everybody's a winner and nobody's a loser here. Fuck that, dude. Maybe you're a fucking loser and maybe you can do something about it. You know? May may maybe you can fucking maybe if all you've ever done is get your ass beat, maybe there's a fucking way out of that if you put some dedication into not getting your ass beat all the time.
[02:01:37] Unknown:
I either figure out a fight, figure out how to be funny. Lots of guys, that's how they became comedians. Mhmm. They wouldn't fight worth a shit, but, hey, they made jokes and diffused situations. Yeah. That that's you figure it the fuck out. So you're not good at track and field. Instead of getting a participation trophy, go do something else. Maybe you're a good carpenter. I don't fucking know. Figure it out. We all can't be good at the same thing. And you know what? Here's the other problem that they that they did during that era is they told everybody they can be anything, and that's just not fucking true. It's just not fucking true. You know what? I'm never gonna be an NBA star. Had I spent every fucking day of my life trying to figure out how to dribble that basketball, The the the best I I would have ever gotten was Cheech and Chong. Like, basketball jets. Like, I was never gonna be good at basketball. I I'm I can't jump. I I don't have the the requisite skill sets
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in my body to be good at that. And Now I wanna redo that song with Alex Jones as Ozempic Jones.
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Nice. Ozempic Jones.
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With my daughter. Yeah, dude. Got the orange and pictures.
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Semi glue tines?
[02:03:01] Unknown:
When my daughter my daughter played basketball, and I hated basketball, and she'd make me drive. I'd have to go drive her to these fucking basketball games. So my my my revenge for that was playing, songs like that, and I'd play that and then just sing it as badly as possible, and she would just lose her fucking mind. She'd get so mad. And and I am sorry to address that quest or what that comment earlier. I'm sorry that good women don't get treated right. Mhmm. That that I don't disagree. There's nobody harder than me on how weak men are and how how pathetic they are.
And that that is like, when I talk about I know a lot of people immediately point when I say, like, I think women shouldn't vote. Not that I think that they should be second class citizens. And, my wife's my best friend and, like, everything, like, my life would be horrible without her and her light. And I make sure her life is fantastic because I love her. That's what you do for people you love, especially a lot. And, of course, I take her feelings and her things into account. At the same token, in in situations where decisions need to be made a lot of times, her immediate, because that's what a woman does. Her immediate, reaction is emotional.
And then her immediate reaction is she wants to make everything feel okay. And so she does she won't let the rough parts of the situation, ride themselves out for a better situation. She immediately tries to just tamp the fire down. And so that's not good decision making, and that's okay. Again, people do need to feel okay, but somebody also needs to make the decisions. And so it's just a role thing. And neither one is is they're they're they're they're they're, symbiotic with each other. So, I I, I'm sorry for the women that, have to go through that. Again, one of the reasons we started this show is to work on fighting like the red pill, because we wanna offer men an alternative to understand that you can be manly, but also not be this high school fuckwad that's like, yeah. I just fuck bitches and creepier
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and blah blah and I don't take no responsibilities.
[02:05:28] Unknown:
Yeah. You know, like, there there is other options to being a manly man that people look up to. And in fact, nobody looked up to that guy ever. That jackass was always a jackass. It's only, this, generation of extreme feminization
[02:05:44] Unknown:
that makes that seem like a decent alternative, and it's not. Yeah. And I think that's what Anna's alluding to here, which said they turned the new generation of women into the men, in the family. And what that's a that's like a sixty, seventy year project to destabilize the the family that's culminated in, like, this whole, like, stud class, of women and shit where they're dressing like fucking nineteen nineties gangster rappers and treating the women that they hook up with like they're a nineteen nineties gangster rapper. And it's never been anything that's getting pushed culturally is in service of destruction of the family.
And that's where a lot of these problems, have their root in. You know what I mean? We it's really fucking hard. And I'm saying this as somebody who's, you know, raised and raising sons. It's really hard to raise men these days. It is. Like, the shit that you have to fight. I remember, dude, he was maybe 10. And my son came home, and he was like, I wanna go hang out at so and so's house, and we're gonna cuddle with the homies. And I was like, that sounds like some gay shit. No. No. You don't get to do that. Harder with the homies. The there's something that was being pushed through the fucking school.
We're like, yeah. You go have a cuddle puddle with your dude bro friends. You know? And I'm like, no. How about you go fucking shoot your BB gun and fucking I'll talk to you in an hour. How about that? Because you got yours anyway. So, no, that's not gonna happen.
[02:07:39] Unknown:
So he asked you because he felt it was kind of a weird thing, and he wanted you to say no so we could tell his cuddle putty cuddle putty. I can't even say that. I hope so. Dudes. Right. They know my dad says I can't do that. Yeah. My dad says I'm more than I'm not allowed to do that. You, if he woulda asked his mom, she would have been like, oh, sure, honey. That sounds great. Oh, do you get any other sports thing? Bread and crackers.
[02:08:01] Unknown:
Should've been like even tired. Do you guys have clean pajamas to wear? You need Right? Need more pillows. For your cuddle puddle party? Right. Like,
[02:08:10] Unknown:
you can eat snacks. Can look go get snacks. Yep.
[02:08:13] Unknown:
See, this is where this is where one of the tropes that I'm seeing that's very interesting where they're trying to remove men from the children's lives, and I think that there's been there's too much female activity in especially boys' lives that that women should not be teaching boys how to be men. That's fucking ridiculous. Like
[02:08:35] Unknown:
I'm not gonna teach anyone how to be a woman. I'm not gonna teach anyone how to be an astronaut. I'm not gonna teach anyone how to be a fucking astrophysicist or any of that shit, dude. I could teach you how to be a carpenter. I could teach you how to be a roofer. I could teach you how to, like, half ass work on vehicles and stuff like that. I can teach you a bunch of $3 words you're never gonna need or use, but I'm never going to be able to teach anyone how to fucking be a woman. I don't know why the you know? Yeah. And we know why. And we're discussing why. But, like, we're we're at the point now where we need to examine why are so many women trying to teach men how to be men. They've never had I thought it was all about validating your lived experience.
Yes. Well, if your lived experience is as a woman, the fuck you doing trying to teach my son how to be a man. That's my job.
[02:09:29] Unknown:
%. And then don't interfere in it. Don't get in the way. Sometimes when things look rough, and they are rough, that's the way boys thrive. Boys aren't like girls. Girls do good when you can cater to their feelings and make them comfortable. Boys do good when they are stressed hard.
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Hard. They have to solve a problem.
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Yes.
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Yes. Have to overcome a challenge. Have to go through adversity. Have to get their fucking teeth kicked in every once in a while. And if they have to team up to do it together
[02:10:07] Unknown:
to conquer a challenge, that's how friendships are forged. Mhmm.
[02:10:11] Unknown:
And then and then boys are extraordinarily competitive with each other. And that's a good thing because that's what makes them strive to be better. It's not it's not a bad thing. It's not, toxic masculine. It's what makes them one time, Jordan.
[02:10:28] Unknown:
One time. Out of all the times that I was on the roof It's a good one.
[02:10:34] Unknown:
One time. And it was. It was a good one. It was.
[02:10:41] Unknown:
Yeah. No. And I don't know why they're masculinizing women and and I agree. I yeah. And the thing is is, men hate it. And these women actually were to this point now where this is actually where the cat joke, thing is coming in because nobody want no dudes want a boss bitch. No. They don't. And these women eventually do want a family and do want you know? Because that's that's what happens when you start getting older. All those all those things that were really important when you were a kid, they fall away. And all of a sudden, your family and and your, the the future start becoming more important to you.
So I don't understand why they've done that. It's a very self destructive, path. I don't understand it. I do understand where some of the women are drawn to it. I do get that. You know, they've seen the really domineering shitty men do this and that they believe that because these men have monetarily a lot times because they have no scruples, succeeded. So they they see these men as as, icons that, you know, that they could be that kind of thing. But the thing is is, honestly, you know, like I said, in this era where we've been hyper feminized, the eighties jock jackass is that's being glorified.
But that's not what most men want. Most dudes don't wanna be like that. I don't I don't feel I wouldn't feel cool treating my wife like an asshole. Like, when my wife is happy and smiles, that makes me happy. Like,
[02:12:36] Unknown:
And that's not like happy wife, happy life. You just acquiesce and let her run the fucking your entire scenario. No, dude. That's it it means, you know, you both wake up in love with each other, so you want to make each other's day better. And sometimes that looks, you know, completely foreign to other people. Sometimes the you're going to butt heads. Sometimes you're gonna get into fucking arguments. It's because you're two different people, and you are coming at it from two very different perspectives. But if you love each other, then the focus is going to be on getting through it and no longer being mad at each other rather than trying to, like, run somebody down or win points in a fucking, you know, the boxing match with words or whatever. The it's it's about coming to a point of understanding, moving past it, and getting back to the part to where you're both naked and her boobies are pressed up against you. That's the that's it.
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So we started talking about executive orders and presidential leadership and federal government type stuff. Have any of those executive orders, any sort of documents or speeches led towards a result where our current ex executive, officer chief what's his name? Leader of the military, commander in chief. That guy, is he Is he done? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he has he done anything to say, I wanna help families have access to mortgages to buy houses to raise children in? No.
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No. No. So the the executive orders have been reversing the previous executive orders Mhmm. And then absorbing, nongovernment offices into the federal government, expanding the size, scope, reach, and mandate of the federal government. Mhmm. And, at no point has there been a single thing that's been done that has either increased liberty Mhmm. Or made it easier to raise a family? Not that I think the government that should be the role of the government. You know? I don't think that should be the role of the government. Right. However, it's being marketed in a way where you have to kinda make that point to to push back.
And look, dude, if if you guys want to have, like, a cuddle tunnel tent in Tennessee, that's fine. That's fine. At the carnival, you'd go do your own thing, man. I'm not here to tell you what to do. If if you want naked cuddling in Tennessee, by all means, do that. You know? Please do that. Don't I bitch, you know, I'm I'm gonna be two. It's just it's gonna be with one person, and we're we're gonna be so somewhere else. And and the puddles are gonna be the part you move away from. Yeah. You don't wanna roll over into that. It's it's not great. Yeah. Yeah. That that spot sucks. It's a third eye circus on an old factory factory. Right.
Right.
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Yeah. That's the only cuddle puddle I'm I I I'm doing, which isn't even like it's not like dudes were scared to touch each other. Like, when I was a wrestler, because we've you know, they didn't accommodate us. We were usually sitting on the ground somewhere, so you just lean your back into your buddy's back. In that way, we both had some place to lean, and that wasn't weird. You know? But laying around and cuddling with other dudes, that's now you've broached into weirdness. Like, you have, like, you didn't just, like, walk up to the line. You you you obliterated the line. You you went to a gas station way down the road past the line. You're there getting drinks and shit. Like, no. You way, way too far with that. Way too far.
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Mhmm.
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Like, I'm from the Midwest. It was hard for me moving to California because everybody here is all huggy huggy. And, like, when I especially when I first moved here in the Midwest, we've got the Klingon war Zone. Like, why are you in this range? If you're in this range, I'm either gonna hit you or hump you. That's one of the two options that you have if you're inside of that zone. Mhmm. Like, around my whole body. Like, there's no reason for you to be there unless you wanna do one of those two things. Right? Yeah.
[02:17:23] Unknown:
And and I moved here, and everybody wants to get right up in that zone, and you're like, why why are you Hey. Hey. Yeah. No, dude. I know if I've been in too many fights for you to be this close to me right now. I'm a too confident. Let's exchange words first. Let's not exchange kisses on the cheeks. My my old boss, Blue, was from, like, Northeast Pennsylvania Hill Country. And he's made out of, like, gristle and post traumatic stress disorder from an abusive father and fucking like, it's just you know? And he do I remember him telling me, you know, like, when I first moved out here, you know, people would call me, you know, brother or bro. And he'd be like, I'm not your brother.
I'm not. We're not family. You know? And, like, that was you know? And he's twenty years older than me. He grew up in a different all that kind of shit. But, like, it took him, you know, almost thirty years to, like, just go ahead and accept being called bro. You know what I mean? You have entered an area of familiarity,
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sir, and you do not belong there.
[02:18:35] Unknown:
Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you getting so familiar with me, man? I don't even know your fucking name. Why are you calling me brother? Like, that's that was his mentality, and that's just how a lot of us grew up. Well, when he says Pennsylvania,
[02:18:51] Unknown:
the Pennsylvania was well known for having the Dutch. And, see, if you ever read Germania now now I understand that the Dutch are not Germans, but that's the today's name. The people of that area, which was Germania, when, Tacitus wrote about it, he said, I don't think these people even like each other. Like, they go together once a week to eat and trade food, and then they don't talk. They go off. They look way away from each other.
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His last name is Dietrich. Yes. So, you know, I mean, he's he he looks like a little tiny German Santa Claus. Yeah. That's just put together with, like, tendons and fucking anger.
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Yeah. And we don't like people touching us. Like, Christy's best friend is this little sawed off, like, ninety pound four foot eleven chick. And she was coming up to give me a hug, and nothing in my brain understood that that was what was going on. So I start backpedaling to get out of the boat. And I can I think I'm just keep I think I'm still just in her way? So there's, like, this little nook that I can sidestep and let her by. So I sidestep, and this chick comes in and just goes in and gets it. And literally, like, she puts her arms around and hugs me. I go, like, she just punched me or something. Bad touch. Bad touch. Yeah.
And everybody starts laughing at me. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. That probably was a little ridiculous. Okay. That was that was a lot. That was a lot. Okay.
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Yeah.
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I get it, though, man. I do. I'd a % understand.
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Diplomacy.
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I need a grown up. First, what do you want? Need an olive branch first.
[02:20:47] Unknown:
Let's exchange gifts and words. Yeah. Let's know each other. In ten years. I'm about a fucking handshake. Maybe. Well,
[02:20:55] Unknown:
I you know, you were talking earlier about the horizontal DNA transfer, and I was gonna bring up the idea of mononucleosis or even, like, I wouldn't say gum disease, but maybe just, cause the cause of cavities. That might be the debate we wanna get into with the the dental thing. But just mouth biome exchange amongst family could could be good. A kiss from a mother could be healing and balancing and helpful. From a father, maybe. But from strangers, it it it could be a strange thing. Now we're talking about, you know, Valentine's Day and the the cure for the male lineage of the probably got some legitimacy
[02:21:34] Unknown:
to it that the mother's saliva might have some kind of healing qualities to it. That's probably got yeah. Just like breast milk that that you put breast milk on, like, pink eye, things like that. It's it's supposed to be just a magical. That's really probably got some validity to it.
[02:21:52] Unknown:
Right. And then people who buy the Listerine and they get the the color, the blue or the the green color, the mouthwash, and they just continually use that three times a day just to kill everything in there. I mean, there's been some studies linking that to heart conditions and other indigestion and, you know, whatever whatever. Who knows what the numbers are actually saying? But the argument about, you know, not over scrubbing yourself, not using too much more soap than necessary, this type of thing.
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If you're a man at a gym squatting just a bar, stop. Just stop.
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Oh, man. Mhmm.
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Sorry, Marcus.
[02:22:35] Unknown:
No. That's that's right on. It's like going to the gym, sweating. It's like, if if that's the only place in your life where you're sweating, what kind of a a comfort life are you you living?
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If the only time you can you you have to plan on your day planner to go and rip everything's in sweat. I I go to the fucking feed store, and they hire these kids. These all these guys in California, and you watch these kids get fucking manhandled by a bale of hay. You're like, oh, that hay bale just whooped your ass, bro. It fucking walked you, man. Like, jeez. What what's even going on? Don't get me wrong. These are some pretty big three stringers. So I I would be hard pressed to grab two of them and carry them, but you can't carry one? The fuck is your problem? No. It's glamour muscles,
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core strength,
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or glamour muscles. These two guys were doing it, and they each grabbed one side of a bail. I was like and I I even said it. I was legitimately
[02:23:42] Unknown:
saying it out loud. I go, I've never seen that. Bending at the knees doing doing the, the team lift together?
[02:23:48] Unknown:
Yeah. I looked over there. I've never seen that. That's funny shit, man.
[02:23:57] Unknown:
That's good. That's good. Yeah. No. I I would love to have, the, a couple of different, like, holistic dentists and stuff like that that come through and have a conversation with them, and, that would be interesting. It it would. It would. And everything about modern dentistry is just civil war era dentistry, with fucking more expensive equipment.
[02:24:24] Unknown:
My teeth don't look all pretty and stuff. I haven't gotten them all. You know? Like, I got the browning on them from having artesian water when I was a kid and smoking, but I've only got three fucking fillings in my mouth. Right? And I and I'm almost 50. Like, fuck all that. And I don't go to the dentist or nothing. I do have,
[02:24:44] Unknown:
Dude, the Smothers Brothers were awesome.
[02:24:47] Unknown:
The Smothers Brothers were great.
[02:24:50] Unknown:
I I do. I don't I don't know if you guys realize, like, how incredibly talented the Smothers Brothers were, or how subversive they were. Like, the Smothers Brothers put out some of the most, like, in the fucking paint anti war content on television in an era where that was really unpopular. The Smothers Brothers put their fucking necks out, on the line in a way like very few other, you know, quote, unquote, acceptable television acts, had done. Those guys are fucking legends, man.
[02:25:32] Unknown:
I I love their I love their show. I'm I'm just at that age where we there was a lot of black and white rerun shit going on when I was a kid. Uh-huh. And and Smother Brothers and mister Ed were my were two of my very favorites. Hee haw, man. Oh god. Hee haw. Oh god. I Christy even makes fun of it because, like, where she's from, Carol Burnett was the thing, but where I'm from, everybody watched Hee haw. No. Carol Burnett was Do you know what a fucking genius
[02:26:00] Unknown:
Roy Clark was? Yes. On the fucking like, and not just the guitar, but that dude could play anything with strings. I mean, the we're talking about a legitimate virtuoso. The the okay. Have you guys ever seen Roy Clark on the odd couple?
[02:26:23] Unknown:
I have. Yeah. Probably as a rerun. Yeah. Yeah.
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Let let me and we're we're gonna go hang on. Let me get to the the good bit here. There we go. Alright. And this is, you know, I mean, standard Mexican folk music, on the front end, but it still requires a significant amount of talent to do. This is, again, the guy from Hee Haw doing this, not not the Oscar there or Felix or whichever one that is. But Favorite Mountain Dew. No. No. And I splice with the clicks. I don't wanna hear anything, I wanna Mountain Dew. Wait.
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Could I do something for myself?
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Take that time. It's
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And that's why Roy Clark was infinitely better than Les Claypool.
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Right? Well, you can imagine a a 12 year old Les Claypool watching the odd couple right at the slap pop part going,
[02:29:59] Unknown:
I wonder if I can do that. That slaps. That slaps. That slaps right there. That does. We're Primus, and we suck. We we we're taking a hard stance against Primus? No. I I actually love Les. I do. I've been to Rancho Relaxo. I've eaten in his restaurant. I've we've seen We're just joking around. How how can you look at Steve and I and not and not assume we enjoy Primus? I I'm gonna be honest.
[02:30:31] Unknown:
I would I'd, we'll demographic. Every once in a while on the preshow tunes for for AM wake up, I'll pull up, like, Tommy the cat or something like that, throw that out there. But I also you know, I'm a a But I don't got a big round of fan of Tom Waits. When I say I'm a fan of Tom Waits, I went over the line a couple of times. I did. I did. I, like, stalked the dude Oh. For a minute. He used to hang out at this truck stop diner right outside of Petaluma, California, and I found out about that. So I waited there for, like, three days until he showed up, and then I went and sat at his table.
[02:31:14] Unknown:
George McGovern used to eat regularly at my buddy's diner.
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Heck, yeah.
[02:31:21] Unknown:
Yeah. He had quite a few conversations with George McGovern. Nice. Yeah. They just had this little broasted chicken diner type place. You know? Just make trucker truck stop type food, basically. You know? And broasted chicken.
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I didn't raise his own chickens.
[02:31:41] Unknown:
I sat down at Tom Waits' table just totally fucking unasked, unoffered, anything like that. And he, you know, looks kind of surprised that there's some random fucking gutter hippie sitting down in his fucking I'm like, hey, man. I've been to your recording room. And that's how I opened the the the conversation. And he was like, you know about the recording room? Yeah. Yeah, buddy. I do. The the and it's the fucking the first time I met Les, like, met Les, and then got the invite up to the the Rancho. Tall toad music in Petaluma, California. And I walk in to go buy a couple of guitar strings because I'm playing guitar on the street for money.
That's I'm singing for my supper. You know? This is in my my Vagabond era. And, I had a broken string, so I went to go replace it. And fucking, I walk in, and I hear the most insane noise. And I look over in the corner, and it's Les beating the shit out of a fucking Martin twelve string. And, like, I've seen this dude in concert a lot. I know what he looks like. You know? And fucking, I'd you know, I buy the strings. He gets in line behind me to be like, hey. Wrap it up. You know? I want this. I I I want the guitar. And I go outside less.
[02:33:21] Unknown:
You can fucking smack around on some other guitar and beat it like a cop's wife. Right?
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I walk outside. I light up a cigarette. Les walks out with the guitar, and I was like, hey, man. You know? Not not trying to be a fan or anything, but I I appreciate the music. Thank you. And he was like, really? I think we suck. I'm like, dude, you don't gotta fucking do the marketing thing. Like, I'm I'm I'm genuinely appreciative, of what you guys have done. You know? I'm, again, not trying to be, like, fanboy or anything like that. Just, you know, thanks for for what you've you put out there. I do appreciate it. What the fuck are you doing here? And he was like, I'm waiting for a ride. 1976, '70 '8 Ford LTD comes pulling up, and Tom Waits unfolds himself out of it and looks over the list and fucking goes, did you get something shiny?
Unless it's like, yeah. He goes, put it in the trunk.
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All 10 fucking feet wide of it. Dude,
[02:34:38] Unknown:
Like, a eight body trunk in those things, man. And yeah. And they hopped into this thing and fucking drove off. And I'm like, why didn't I hop in the trunk?
[02:34:47] Unknown:
They wouldn't have even noticed. They wouldn't have. You you could've fucking had a little fort in there for fucking just taking a little bit of groceries out there. Grocery bags fucking lived in there almost infinitely. Mhmm.
[02:34:59] Unknown:
Yeah. And that's not true. I moved to Sonoma County for pussy, and that didn't work out. One specific or just in general? Any No. One specific, and that didn't work out. Sure. But I'm glad it didn't work out because then I wouldn't have gotten back closer to my kids. I wouldn't be with the girl that I'm currently with. They're, like, all the, like, all that shit was yeah. The the move to Sonoma was incredibly significant in that my life became infinitely better after I got away from that particular pussy. Yeah.
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That does happen.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. So even when you're wrong, you can still be on the right path. Being wrong about a couple of things doesn't mean that you're not heading in the right direction. It just means that you have misaligned your priorities, I think, maybe. I know. Oh, man. And look, dude, I'm never gonna say a fucking unkind word about, like, any of my exes. You know? That that you're never gonna hear me talk shit about anybody that I've been with. It's not that's not what I'm trying to do. I'm grateful for the fact that I, you know, got brought back from Vegas to California.
I am. I am. And everything Right before I right before I go to Vegas, though, the timing could have been better. Yeah. It could have been a little better. Could have been a little better.
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And fucking Jimmy Brent died. Like, all of the dudes I knew in Vegas fucking I'm like, cool. I know a couple people I wanna visit in Vegas. And then you left and Jimmy Brent died. I'm like, I don't know anybody I wanna visit in Vegas.
[02:36:49] Unknown:
Dude, what a No reason to return to Vegas. What a weird place.
[02:36:54] Unknown:
I still like, I mean, I miss being able to go see live stand up comedy, and there's nothing fucking better than the stand up show called The Dirty at 12:30 at the South Point Casino every Friday at midnight thirty. If you're ever in Las Vegas, go to the Southpointe on Friday night and go see some fucking live stand up for free. Get there about an hour early and just be grateful that you're there for that experience because it's awesome. It really is. You know, ain't nobody making you drink. Ain't nobody making you gamble. The only thing that you're being made to do is laugh, and that's because the people on stage are funny.
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I can't remember where we went and saw Sam. It was somewhere in the bay there.
[02:37:46] Unknown:
Well, if you want to see Sam Sam Tripoli do live stand up, and also camp out on a kick ass property and also see other people do stand up and also see, you know, a bunch of your favorite podcasters favorite podcasters play music together come to the Third Eye Carnival.
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There'll probably not be any gay cuddle cuddle puddles.
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The no. Well, I'd okay. I can't guarantee that, but I
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I said probably.
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Oh, man.
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It won't be officially listed on the schedule of events. Movie.
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Did you did Is that the one with Jay with, Nicholas Cage? Where he's such a fucking drunk. He's drunk. Can't even cash a check.
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Yeah. With Elizabeth Shue in it? Yeah. Yeah. Elizabeth Shue. Elizabeth Shue? I think so.
[02:38:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I I wasn't allowed to watch movies with Elizabeth Shue for a year for a number of years because my ex wife looked so much like Elizabeth Shue.
[02:38:47] Unknown:
I dated a fucking chick that looked just like Drew Barrymore. And I wasn't, yeah, hadn't an an accident. Slick. Not into
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Mistakes are okay are okay.
[02:39:03] Unknown:
Yeah. They are. Well, the how how the fuck is how's that even a thing? For participation. I agree with that statement. Yeah. Mistakes are rewarding price participation, but that's how you learn.
[02:39:14] Unknown:
Yep. That's how you learn. I agree.
[02:39:17] Unknown:
You know, it's unless you purely subscribe to the Bob Ross philosophy that there are no mistakes, just happy accidents.
[02:39:27] Unknown:
You know what? None of us achieve Bob Ross level. That's why Bob Ross was Bob Ross.
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I had a a bandmate, back in my Colorado days who wrote a song called Bob Ross, and it's fantastic.
[02:39:43] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. That that was a great song. I like to Oh, Bob Ross was not an electrician, so his hat you know, the happy mistakes when you're an electrician, they do not feel near as good as the smudges on his painting. Just throwing that out there. Not all the fields had mistakes are as happy. Just saying. Yeah. I have caught myself on fire and electrocuted myself a couple times. Right. Great.
[02:40:09] Unknown:
Right. Yeah. No. Mistakes are nature's way of fucking showing us that we need to be more educated, more aware, more diligent. We may need to learn. Yeah. Like, it's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the mistakes are the only way you fucking get get through it. And I said this the the other day, I'll fucking say it. I'll die on that hill, dude. I demand this is why I only do live shows, and I really don't like doing recorded content. I demand the freedom to fuck up. Without the freedom to fuck up and fuck up in front of people that are going to hold me accountable, I may have a completely unearned sense of entitlement. I may demand that Charlemagne to God bring a fucking couch for me.
You know what I mean?
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That's why I keep myself covered in six different kinds of shit. At five different kinds of shit, I will start putting on airs. Six, though, humble.
[02:41:17] Unknown:
You I yeah. No. I didn't it's like it this is the psyop that was the Grateful Dead taught me about the freedom to fuck up. They taught me about we're gonna do it live. The you know, way more than Bill O'Reilly ever could. The the ability to have these conversations, you know, in front of people, but also then when we do it, at the carnivals and stuff like that, literally in front of people, really does, like, it not only keeps you grounded, but it adds, an extreme element of humility to it. And if you're not approaching this shit humbly, then you're approaching it in vain.
And I can't fucking stand the vanity driven mainstream alternative media shit, dude. It's such it's repulsive to me.
[02:42:22] Unknown:
So fake. That's where we kinda started the conversation even before the the stream is going live. We were talking about, you know, professional podcasters. Hell, yeah. And then the editors that make them in the edit room where there, you know, there's software called Descript where all of the recorded audio is transcribed to text, and then you edit the text like you're editing it now. Have some toxoplasmosis
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slick just for you.
[02:42:50] Unknown:
Yeah. But no. I mean, look, dude. I do. I I reserve the right to fuck up because how else am I gonna learn?
[02:42:56] Unknown:
Every and and, you know, error interruption gets edited out in the final mix, and it's like, well, that's not how conversations ever occur. So even listening to some of these overproduced things and, like, something called the telepathy tapes is really, really popular. And you listen to that, and you're like, well, this is so shiny. It's like they're selling a worldview or an idea. I can't can't be trusting of that.
[02:43:25] Unknown:
Well, I just Life doesn't work that way, dude. You fail
[02:43:29] Unknown:
over and over and over. Go ahead, Ben. Sorry. When you when you do that, you don't leave yourself room to grow. So that when that position, we all kinda feel like, our show with, GLO was on that map, where GLO was, more red pill that had moved out of that realm and was starting to have a disconnect between some of the things that he had picked up in that realm. And that's fine. That's the way a person should be. You do something for a while. You take the pieces out that are good pieces. You let go of the rest, and you move on. There's nothing wrong with that.
But absolutely when you start identifying into something, that's when they that's what they call a zealot. Mhmm. So you don't have your own personality outside of the ideals of this thing that you've signed up for. And zealotry is always, just a bad thing. And I'm and I'm talking about you slick dissident with your hatred of cats. It's you know what? Cats' lives matter. I don't have toxoplasmosis, slick. You hateful son of a bitch.
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Toxoplasmast masculinity. That's funny.
[02:44:50] Unknown:
That is fucking funny. Oh, fuck.
[02:44:54] Unknown:
Oh, shit. Oh, no. But, I mean, look, dude. Nobody's ever gone through life unblemished. Nobody
[02:45:08] Unknown:
Oh, you you're just you just started to blemish. Your audio started to robot just as you were talking about it.
[02:45:16] Unknown:
It was trying to emphasize your point, Steve. It was emphasizing your point.
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Are you a youth pastor?
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And like Steve was saying, one of the things that I enjoy is, one of the things, as a public speaker and going to events and whatnot, the room one of the first rumor I ever heard about myself that everybody was spreading around was that I personally am high fidelity. Like, what you thought you were gonna meet when you saw me on the internets, that's the dude you met. Like, I'm not changing myself. I'm not trying to act any different than I'm always gonna act. And that makes it super easy for me because I just get to be me. That's super easy.
[02:46:02] Unknown:
Yeah. And I've I've had, I've had people hopefully, I'm back, and I don't sound like a robot. You are here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've had, you know, people say the same shit, like, that, you know, when we when we met in fucking three-dimensional space, I was the same dude that, I am on the show. Because I am, dude. I only know how to be me. I don't know how to be anybody else. I do some character voices and shit because they're funny. But, you know, the I'll do that in Ben's living room. You know? And, actually, I'm probably funnier in Ben's living room than I am on the air. I probably am. Because I'm uncomfortable with the
[02:46:45] Unknown:
holding back just a little bit?
[02:46:47] Unknown:
No. We have to be less stoned in my living room. You can be so stoned.
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Oh, okay.
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And Mark is exactly who you would think he is. That's just a it was just a fact. Man of mystery.
[02:47:01] Unknown:
But, yeah, dude, I and that's what, you know, that's what the whole, like, third eye carnival thing is supposed to be. The only people that are gonna show up to be on the panels are going to be the people that are consistently them wherever they are, no matter where they are and whatever capacity they're supposed to be there. You know what I mean? So do it like we're intentionally not inviting people that, present as opposed to b, if that makes any
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sense. Yes. It does to us.
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Yeah.
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Like, the ones that are telling you that it like, let's an easy example, they're preaching to you about health, but then you look at them and they aren't healthy at all. You're like Yeah. You should maybe start getting high on your own supply before you preach with it.
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Thank you, Anna. You're fucking rad. Dude, no. Anna's awesome too, man. It was it was cool to to meet her back in Pueblo last year. We're running it back this year to, you know, July 4 weekend. Pueblo, Colorado, blowback gallery, two days of live music. And and and that's the Pueblo thing's just music. It's all music and live podcast, and it's all genres of music. And we opened it with, you know, some, like, singer songwriter shit, and we closed it with a fucking gutter punk band. And they were, like, hardcore fucking hardcore punk band. It was great, dude. They were loud as fuck. And they had, like, a giant fat black lead singer.
And fucking these dudes go out and they do, like, mutual aid all day every day with you know, and fucking feed help feed people and shit like that. Like, they're they're actually punk. Like, old school punk about it. You know? They're they're like a living embodiment, of the whole food not bombs mentality, and that's really fucking rare in the music scene. They're called terror attack. Go look them up. They're on Instagram. They got shit all over YouTube. And I hope they come back this year. I hope they do. That'd be fun.
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I was writing down the the recommendations of things to listen to to watch. I think, we mentioned there's a movie Jones Plantation on Tubi. Mhmm. Is there, some some filmmakers or people involved with that that we might wanna reach out to?
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Well, Larkin Rose wrote the movie. Right. Yeah. And, Drew directed it. The Twitter account legal man, is a dude named Lee Gomer. It's at US Crime Review is the Twitter account. But Lee Lee Gullman, legal man, is one of the the stars of the film. It looks like on the front end, just a a run of the mill, you know, Antebellum era slavery movie, very quickly, it takes a turn, and you understand that it's a description of our current political system in government. And it is the very, very well done. And for us, it you know, it some of it will will seem heavy handed, But if there are people in your life that need a nudge, the the I couldn't I couldn't think, of a better way to do it outside of forcing people to watch T Snyder's conspiracy synergy series.
Like, those if anybody, you know, has people in their life that need a little bit, of a push, conspiracysynergy.com or Jones Plantation, No no better way, in my opinion, to, like, open up that conversation. And, you know, peace be with you and all that kind of stuff.
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Larkin's in the Pacio community.
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Oh, Pacio is in the Larkin community because Larkin had already done time before Pacio had done a livestream.
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Well, however you wanna put that, I've I've got some connections in the Paseo community. Mhmm.
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I can follow-up. No. I you know, I I fucking it's dude. He did he did great. He's he's done a lot to help a lot of people
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have more complete picture. Network. I I so we'll put it that way then. He's in the one great network. I know some people. I've got connections in the one great network. Mhmm. Yeah. I know four three, four people, a couple of his main guys.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I've had I've had Larkin on. He'll he'll be on again soon because they're putting out a movie called Barnum World, very soon. About the animal crackers? How to contact him. Yes. It's all about animal crackers. %. Charlie Robinson's in that movie. He's the narrator.
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Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's like a little a little community's growing up and making real movies.
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Right? Well and Charlie owns activist post now too. I I keep trying to, like, like, I don't I think about this shit a lot, man, because there there's people that could have had very, very different lives if they just would have leaned into the life that had been prepared for them. And they made conscious decision after conscious decision to go a completely different direction that would make their lives significantly more uncomfortable for them, but better for people they're never gonna fucking meet. And Charlie Robinson is one of those dudes. Yeah.
He should buy rights, just be a wealthy real estate magnate douchebag with a fucking media company that teaches retarded illiterate professional athletes how to talk on camera. He should be. Instead, he's the host of macroaggressions, the host of Anarchapoco, and just bought the activist post. Yeah. And that's fucking
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the one who does An Archipelago?
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Well, Berwick, it's Berwick's party, but Charlie is the MC for the last, like, two years or something like that.
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Is Archaic speaking at that this year? I have no idea.
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Berwick's got a dog, doesn't he?
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Yeah. Well, his his famous dog passed away, and I think he has a new dog now. Oh, okay. Yeah. But, yeah. And Berwick's a pirate. You know? Not not gonna not gonna pretend like he's not. But, I mean, shit, dude. High diddle d. You know? Fucking
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Right. Yeah. I mean, we've we've watched these people over many years doing this thing. And for them to continue doing it, it means they've they've sacrificed a lot of, you know, comfort and other cushier jobs that they could have taken, and they could have been paid off and all these types of things. But for them to keep doing it, well, there's there's some love in that game. Love and respect.
[02:55:11] Unknown:
Yeah. No. People shit on Berwick all the time because he's a used car salesman about what he does, but you don't become the dollar vigilante, and you also don't become a fucking, you know, crypto billionaire or whatever Right. Yeah. I know. Without doing some that I saw that was gonna be speaking this year. That's right. Who oh, yeah. No. Stu Peters is there. Yeah. There's some fucking limited hangouts, at Anarkapoca because it's a it it draws people in. Sure. But also If you put me on that bill, nobody show up. You put fucking Stupi on that bill, people are gonna show up because they know who he is.
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So our our conversation just a a few paragraphs before, we were talking about authenticity and live speaking engagements. You know, it's it's good thing to have people show up to events and let them talk. Just let them talk and listen to what they say. And the more they talk, the more you listen over a longer period of time, then you've got more information to determine if you wanna continue listening or not. Mhmm. And you can see who's been consistent and who has been shaped over time. We started talking about Whoopi Goldberg and how Leave Jimmy Dore alone, man. That's not fair. I was was gonna talk about Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi
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Whoopi Goldberg? Are you
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Right. Is she is she everyone's mom? I I don't know how she got groomed to be in all these, feel good family films.
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I don't know. That in your face. Total just her whole comedy bit was that she was just a fucking blown out drug addict, and everybody was just like, wow. Look at this blown out drug addict. Right? Her bits weren't even particularly funny. She was just, like, pointing out that also rich people were also drug addicts and blown out, basically, and shit like that. And telling people how it is in rehab and shit like that. Like, her her comedy wasn't particularly funny. It was you know, if you've lived that lifestyle at all, you're just like, okay. Well, that's just
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And now she's the the loving grandmother on The View?
[02:57:29] Unknown:
Well, she's, she's auntie on The View. There it's nothing but grandmothers as far as I apologize for being ageist in this comment I just made. Yeah. Well, no. I mean, I think I I would think that Joy Behar would be like the Jewish grandmother. Whoopi would be your black auntie. And then I don't know who else is on the show. But but yeah. And this is a fantastic point here by by Joshua Cromley. Like, the this needs to be
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noted here. Read it word for word.
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Is that Marba Walters? Is that her name? Bob
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wall wars. No.
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What the fuck's that? What the fuck's that? She was on. She's long gone. She's long gone.
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You're thinking about the view from when Norma McDonald went on there and told people about Bill Clinton being a murderer. It's it's a different cast at this point. So Josh says, as Spock would say, it's only logical. Anarchism means since I don't want to be ruled, I don't want to rule you. Hypocrisy means though I don't want to be ruled, I rule you. We we live in an era of unmitigated hypocrisy. We do. Anarchy has never been, you know, no rules. It's just no rulers.
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I I I personally have moved well beyond that. I don't I don't see that that is a functional system at all. Not in our, maybe if we had a different society entirely. Yeah. But this society that we're in, most people want to be ruled. And and as I study thing you know, the more I study historically, the more that that's the system all the time. And I know that in Hollywood, they try to make it out, like, the people in the lower class were always abused, and I'm sure that there were instances of that. But I honestly think a lot of people are just that's where it is. You know, as I've lived life and been bit a business owner and a landowner and things like that, I I've noticed easily that there's some people, they really don't wanna fucking make a decision for themselves. Yeah. They just they want somebody else. They they'll go put they'll go put in their part, whatever they're told to do, and then they wanna go home. And when they get home, they don't even care that much about, you know, having a fancy home or making progress or anything like that. They're just not like that. They're just content.
And and I don't see why that's a problem. And we've we've in society told everybody that they're all everybody's supposed to be a rock star, and everybody's supposed to be the big star. And that's just not the the way the world works, and I don't know that it ever has. I don't know that there's ever been a time where everybody was completely capable, like like, they were they had main character energy. They got up and were self sufficient. They had drive. They had purpose. There was something to do, and and they got to choose who did it. And the entire society was like that. I I've never seen an example of that. Well, you're you're never going to see an entire society
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of, you know, like, quote, unquote alphas or whatever. That that's it's not gonna exist. Having said that, almost all of every single human being's interpersonal interactions exist, under the umbrella of quote, unquote anarchy, where you're not trying to implement your force or will over the other person. The other person isn't trying to do that over you through extortion or violence or taxation or anything like that. So the the like, anarchy is a relationship. It's not a state. And that relationship is I don't speak for you, you don't speak for me, and at no point are we going to monopolize violence in order to prove a point unless you're a total fucking dick. And if you and people are dicks, Sometimes that happens. But usually,
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you know There's gonna be a dickhead in it. That's how
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it is. You you you can you can work through that more often than not. So as a a a concept, you know, I don't speak for you. You don't speak for me. We're not gonna fucking I'm not gonna pull out my gun and shoot you because we have a disagreement. You know? We can we can choose to walk away. We can choose to go about our business, and we can choose to not associate. And if we're forced to associate, like so many people have to do when they go to work on a job site with that one fucking prick that nobody can fucking stand, but everybody has to go work with them, you know, because you gotta go to work.
You you can choose not to turn your work situation into a situation of complete and total discord and violence. Yeah. So it's it, as a, like, underlying philosophical principle, I think that it is, a a very beneficial thing to look at and to try to understand. I I under and I also understand that we live in the world that we live in. But the whole point with the third eye carnival, the whole point with, like, 99% of my show is that we have the ability to create the culture that we want to live in as opposed to reacting to the culture that's been forced on us. And you're a living example of that, Balderson. You are. You've created the culture that you wanna live in. Very rarely are you forced to react to the culture that's been forced on you.
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%. And and and I don't disagree with the the the, sentiment Steve has. I I fully agree with it, and I personally actually live it out more than almost any anarchist you'll ever meet. But on the same token, just having lived, you know, And and like Steve's saying at the same time, there is still choices. Like, even in heathen society, if you ever studied the actual history of it, they talk about different people. There was pride in being with a good, clan chief Mhmm. Whoever the Yarrow was. And so you were able to move and choose different Yarrows. If you didn't like the way this one the way this one did business, you could go somewhere else and and go live on live under that system.
And that's honestly for me, that's less, catering to a a system. Just understanding that even if we move to tribal society, this tribe's gonna have a certain way it conducts itself. And when in Rome, do as the Romans. You know, you can't come into that tribe, act completely counter to what they think, and and expect to to fit in particularly well. It's just not how that works. And and so, you know, that you just end up having as Steve said, because Steve's you know, once you start when you're young and you're able to do the more, fanatical views where you're like, yeah. This one's strict. But what as you get older, you just start having to implement the world. You're like, yeah. But some people just don't wanna do that.
You know? Some people some people don't, and and that's okay. You can't you can't make those people want like, it used to be really hard for me because I was adamant about the anarchy, about everybody should be self reliant, self responsible, speak for themselves. But that also, in order to do that, includes extreme self discipline, extreme self education. That means that every single thing on this farm, I basically have I have to know how every piece of it works. And that's the reason that when people people look to me to for the answer because I have the big picture. And and but that took a lot of effort and work, and a lot of people don't wanna put that in. They're like, you know, I'd rather just go shovel the fucking barn out when you tell me to shovel the barn out and, go go to bed when I'm done. You know? Not sit up all night wondering, you know, planning, plotting, trying to figure out what's going on.
You know? Not do any of those things.
[03:06:12] Unknown:
Yeah. No. I mean, dude, James Brown said it, man. You know? Pay the cost to be the boss. Yep. Right? It it's like, if that's if that's where you're wired, if that's what you're geared toward, if that's where you're going to be best suited, then, yeah, you're going to have to stay up all night fucking concerned about this shit and thinking about this shit. And you're gonna the the responsibility of managing people and systems and animals and all that kind of stuff is huge, dude. It's a giant fucking burden. Of course, not everybody suited for that. That doesn't mean that you, again, have to, like, impose violence on them to get them to fall in line in a voluntary society. The person best suited to muck out the fucking, you know, stall is gonna muck out the fucking stall. They are. You don't even have to tell them. You don't. They just they kinda know. And you're also not gonna make their life harder because they're doing the thing that they're best suited to do. You don't have to run them down for that shit. Because I don't wanna fuck out the stall. I'm fucking up. Right? No. Definitely. That.
It's something that it's it it all tasks in that manner are, you know, are are worthwhile. You know what I mean? Nobody is a a lesser person because they're engaged in a task that you don't wanna do or you're fucking, you know, a little bit long in the tooth and, yeah, it's a little bit harder for your body to do. In fact, you're probably gonna be more appreciative of the person doing that. So it it's just a way of you know, looking at the overall management of the system in a way that gives individuals maximum liberty and maximum autonomy.
And that's the the long and short of it.
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So are we taking over Canada?
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Is that what you're saying? Fifty first state, baby. So self organizing
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and then organizing
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to America. Off of 50, it's time for fucking Jeffersonia. That's all. And
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That was your only real excuse for not doing it. We all want it. Give us a that deal. I'll make that deal with Trump right now. Trump, you can have Canada. Give us back Jefferson. Yeah. And leave us the fuck alone.
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Yeah. Break us off from fucking California. Let us have our mountain ass state and and be conservative. We'll even be, like, on your side. That's the fucking like, that's a Republicans this is a Republican state as soon as you break it from California. Yep. Like, it's a win for you. Yep. You know? Like, you're already changing the name of everything else. This ain't nothing but a thing.
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So is that self organizing in actual, like, counties? So the people move to where they wanna be and they move out, and then they've self organized. And now you can just say, well, this is what the demographics are. That's what the border's gonna be?
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The the they've got the general idea with it is and and this is it's very interesting. So everything North Of Sacramento, you never hear of on the news in any way, shape, or form. They call Northern California, Sacramento and The Bay. But if I if I leave Sacramento, I can drive for five hours and still be in California driving straight north. So, obviously, Sacramento is not Northern California. They just don't give a shit about anything past Sacramento. And it and by the by, most Midwestern states, which are larger states than the East Coast
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by a lot, you can cross in five hours. Mhmm. So that that's that's like a fucking Midwestern state. Okay. Yeah. Indiana is five hours top to bottom, north to south.
[03:10:04] Unknown:
Yeah. It's an hour and a half or maybe two hours east to west. So Southern California could decide if they wanted to use ocean water to put out fires in Northern California, could say we know not to do that? We have reservoir.
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Any connections between us and LA. That's a good word. Totally different culture. Yeah. There there's not but for water, there's not I don't understand that whole thing. There there's two parts to this story, and both parts are lies. The the Liberals are like, oh my god. The he's just using up the water. The the lakes the lakes that they emptied water out of were at were at 300 already before snow melt, before the rest of the rainy season. They're they're at more capacity than they ever see. So that part's a lie. But then the part where Trump makes it out like that water's gonna somehow get to LA. How motherfucker?
How? Like, Northern California, like, we just explained. Mhmm. Like, when when they talk about the that they're taking out dams and and doing all this in Northern California, that water never had a pathway to LA. There's no pipe. There's no path. That water was never gonna go there. So when they talk about removing these dams to save the fishes, these dams that they were removing are reservoirs for water in that manner. They were reservoirs to feed these power plants because they used to have a shit ton of little hydro plants all around here. And so they dammed up the rivers in all these spots for the hydro plants. Well, they were they're removing all those to return the fish flows. It has that water in no way was ever get like, I am fourteen fucking hours from LA.
And that those dams are all north of me that got removed. So there is no pathway for that water to have ever went to LA. It it it just doesn't exist. So it's stupid. Both sides are stupid.
[03:12:11] Unknown:
I got the get the fuck off the show look from the girl. So I'm gonna get the fuck off the show. You guys can do whatever you want to for as long as you want. Next week, guys, we have Jaren,
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and we are gonna finally have that bit Bitcoin debate. Pop coin. That one's gonna be a big one. We're gonna bring some heat. Jaren is probably the most hated person in the Flat earth community
[03:12:38] Unknown:
at this point. And that's that's what I'm challenging. No. We're not challenging. We're not fucking Flurf. We're not No. No. No. No. No. I'm I'm challenging for the most hated person on the Internet position. Oh, you're you're you're gonna try and take the title? That's Okay. That's Fucking ain't right. That might be one way to go.
[03:12:56] Unknown:
Who will be king turd of shit mountain? Tune in next week to find out. Oh, man. Well, you guys are all freaking awesome, and and thank you for pulling up and participating, hanging out. Love the the active chat, all your thoughts and all your comments, except for one of you, and you know who you are. I'm fucking around. I don't even know. But yeah.
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The guilt will be felt internally.
[03:13:29] Unknown:
Right. Right. Intern yeah. Yeah. You know who you are. Many don't even know who you are until next Tuesday.
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You freaking When reparations and apologies can be made.
[03:13:39] Unknown:
Right. Right. No. We do accept penance. We do. But yeah. Yeah. You guys all rock, and we'll see you next week for the Bitcoin debate with Jaren.
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See you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. Emily Moyer the week after. Dirty dogs.
Go away.
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Delivery
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9Third87Third4321,
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fight.
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There we are.
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Hey, dudes. Here we are. There we go. It's Tuesday night time. Time to pay the the dues the dude's dues. What it do? Give the dude their dues.
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Right. I was telling, I was telling Marcus earlier, Ben, about, the time that you and my other friend, Ben, touched beards because I wanted to see if it would open a portal into different universes.
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Is that the changing face of mass You're muted, brother.
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His wife also is named Christy, also much shorter. He also has a he's even he's even more red than I am. And Mhmm. We traded shirts and everything. Yeah.
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I had told him that too, but thank you for the corroboration because now he knows I'm not just telling stories for telling stories. You know what I mean?
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Yeah. The one that I have that says the dog father is, the one I got from him, and then he took, he took my Punisher hoodie.
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Mhmm. Yeah.
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What's the deal with the Punisher? Is that is that a a scary symbol? Is that just a comic book?
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Well, you know what? The despite the it it's super interesting that cops and the the the the jackboot people are the ones that are have decided to coop the Punisher symbol because the origins of the Punisher was that those jackboot well, thank you, droid. What's up, brother? That those jack boot people were above the law and the punisher went after those particular people, the ones above the law that the system wouldn't go after. So it's a super interesting thing that they've decided that they're the punishers.
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Mhmm. Well, in the way that it's yeah. Now you see, like, thin blue line punisher flags. Yeah. Do you guys do do you just not read? Yeah. Is is that it? Like, you're like, oh, it's a kick ass logo. Oh, dude. Freaking
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that's cultural appropriation as far as I'm concerned. The Hollywood punisher I know the Hollywood punisher. They're like, oh, well, we'll make it that he's going after the Mexican cartel and stuff. Like, that's that that's not what it was about. Like, they're possible. Right? Yeah. Yeah. The the punisher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Mexican cartel already has people going after them legitimately. Like, it was they completely just shit the whole story down the tubes. But, I mean, how is that any different than when you hear, fortunate son played during a military movie.
Like, you know?
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Do I yeah.
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Hollywood. What what can Hollywood do with media to spin it around and confuse the message? And
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What can Hollywood do to media spin? Apologize.
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Did you guys ever see a movie called, The Big Green? No. Disney movie with, some red headed freckles kid, and the movie poster was the soccer ball hitting the kid in the balls. So it's like spread eagle and the soccer ball is hitting him in the balls, and that's the movie poster. Like, a redhead kid with a soccer ball kicking him in the balls. Okay. That's how Disney marketed a movie, a sports movie.
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Okay.
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So there's a there's a movie called The Living Daylight, starred this, English wave called, Miriam Dabo. And then she becomes the hot substitute teacher for a small town in Texas.
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Alright.
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That's the way that works out. Typical story.
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Right. So it's a they're they're outside of Austin. They're outside the Austin city limits, and these kids are they're nothings. They're forgotten. They're they're the poor, and they're they're a mixture of men and women, you know, young kids of all ages. It's like, junior high to high school in one one schoolroom. And the teacher wants to teach them how to play a sport, to think that this competing together would encourage them. This physical fitness, we get them to then work together as a team to then also learn together to then do, you know, raise their test scores essentially. And the villain in that movie is some guy from some suburb out of Austin, and they're called the knights, and they dress in black and they have uniforms.
And the coach is a IRS officer, essentially. So the whole plot of this movie revolves around, a mother who has a son. The son is born legally into the country, but this woman purchases another identity to work and then pay taxes under someone else's Social Security. So the whole plot of the movie revolves around a taxi baby. Yes. A a Spanish, Mexican kid who's really good at kicking a soccer ball around, and he's going to win win the game for the team for the for the league. And the IRS agent decides to find their home and then threaten deportation,
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and they and the kid goes on the run. Did I mention Steve Guttenberg's in this movie? Oh, for fuck's sake. Did you see Steve Guttenberg got interviewed during the whole Malibu fire thing? He what? He didn't just get rescued. He went around helping other people and was on the news. And
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And the guy from, like, KTLA or whatever it was had no idea who he was. It was really freaking funny. What's your name? And he's like, Steve Guttenberg. And he's like, oh, okay. What do you do?
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I train cadets at the police academy.
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I also have a get into arguments with a fella named Tackleberry.
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I also have a robot friend I run around with occasionally.
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Mhmm. Yes.
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So all the plots of these old films years since Steve Guttenberg was,
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that, you know, in the culture zeitgeist.
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The, the Simpsons episode where they they do the stonecutters. Mhmm. Like like, the Freemasons. Yep. One of the lines in it and they're like, thing is, who made Steve Guttenberg a star? We do. Yeah. And it's just yes. Of course. That guy's, like, one of the definitions of industry plant. Yeah. No reason you should ever be in a movie with Tom Selleck. No reason whatsoever. Three men raising a little baby? Mhmm. That's us. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah. Yeah. That's us. I have questions. It was not a funny movie. No, dude. They were all, like, okay. I'll give you the first, like, two police academies. Pretty funny.
Bobcat, gold white.
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Oh my god. When he go when he goes comes out of the gas chamber, and he's like, what? And then just turns around and goes back in without the mask. Fucking oh my god.
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Oh my god. Flurious.
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These these old, oh, I say old. Like, 30 to 40 year old Hollywood pictures, depicting different groups of people with the stereotype turned up to 11. That was quite funny. There there's a movie with Whoopi Goldberg that Whoopi Goldberg never wanted anyone to see. She did kind of this monologue in an apartment talking on a telephone. Did you see this movie?
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Jumpin' Jack Flash?
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It's called The Telephone.
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No. I did not. I I was like, I've seen jumping jack flash. I don't I don't recall that part of it. That's in Sam Elliott, right, where they're selling the drugs Mhmm. The cocaine or the the cut drugs or, you know, whatever drug it was that was killing everybody.
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So So Whoopi Goldberg sits alone in her apartment.
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They finally with fentanyl made it. They've been telling us that a drug would instantly make you a Uber addict and kill you the first time you walked by a user. Finally, with fentanyl, they got it. I'm sorry, Marcus. Continue.
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No. That's that's fine. I needed to know that detail to that movie that I haven't seen yet. But by cultural osmosis, I've absorbed all the relevant information about culture and how men and women should behave and what is appropriate and inappropriate just through these movies. And with this movie called The Telephone directed by Rip Torn and and, I think Oh, really? Henry Henry Nielsen was working on this as well. So so there this movie is a huge flop. Didn't even wanna release it. But it's basically Whoopi Goldberg as a one woman sitting in an apartment doing all these impersonations of different people.
So she lives in this apartment. Her only connection to the world is through, landline telephone that she paint paints zebra stripes on, and she's just talking to people. And then, spoiler, to the end of the movie, the telephone guy comes in to tell her she has to pay a $500 deductible, and she hasn't paid her bill. And her phone was connected two months ago. So he's just there to take the hardware. He's just there to take the phone away from her. So she is so attached to that. Hundred dollars in the eighties? Holy shit. I mean, that might as well be 3 Bitcoin.
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Yeah. Yes.
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So even in the eighties, the humor of women attached to their cell phones or any phone, they're always needing to talk and communicate. But then but then the humor, I guess, or the dark humor at the end of the reveal of the movie is the phone was never connected all along. So she's only been talking to herself and having conversations with herself and playing up all these stereotypical characters where she has, you know, the Rasta character. She has a German character. She has all these different characters, and it's just this one woman making the most racist stereotypes, but we're just overlapping. Where where was this
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timeline in her career? Is this, like, a Was it stand up comedian?
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Like, her Ted Danson in blackface part of her career? This is before she did the children's movies.
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Okay. Right. Right. Right. Right. Well, I kinda caught that, but is this more toward when she was still a stand up, or is this more toward
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when she was Hollywood? This is more like Eddie Murphy. We can be adults. We can use crass language. And then she cleaned herself up to be Well, her to the when she was acting. The the yes. Before Sister Act. Correct.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, man. Which is really, like, the soul plane of 80 move eighties movies. It's just terrible.
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Right. Absolutely terrible. So you could go back, you know, to the seventies, and then you might have, you know, magazines and newspaper articles. But now today, where everyone is posting everything online, there really are no secrets anymore. And these people are encouraged to be public facing and post things. Mhmm. So you look at someone like Claire Grimes Mhmm. Who was with she's, she what she made some music. Some people thought it was interesting music for a time, and then she hooked up with Elon.
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Right. Yes.
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Yep. Yep. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
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So the point of this is, how are these people even taken seriously, and how is Elon Musk in the White House standing behind the president dressed in all black, explained to the president how they're having difficulty forcing government employees to retire because all the papers are stored in a mountain that was a mine that they drilled out. And the speed of collecting the papers is the speed of the elevator. And if the elevator breaks down, they have to repair the elevator before anybody can go down
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or retrieve any documents. I hope Elon Musk and you never get into a room. You'll never end you'll never leave the fucking thing, and nobody else in the world will understand the conversation. You two will just be saying words.
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That's funny.
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Maybe we'll talk about Dune. Maybe the dangers of reading Dune at the wrong age. Not being able to understand Dune, but just understanding the what the words mean, but not understanding the concepts.
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It's on called kill versus meme in predictive programming of masked people.
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Yeah. She's a weirdo, dude. She was on, with the, the MIT robot spook, Lex Friedman Yeah. Yeah. A while back, and she was talking about how we've evolved into a new species called, like, homotechno or something like that. But
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Yeah. We played we played that song on We Expires. It was the idea of the the gay robot takeover, the homo the homo robots where everyone's gonna be where all the robots Why can't we homo?
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What the fuck?
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Because
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because it's Like, it's not bad enough to be in a robot. You gotta be a why you gotta go homo robot? I mean, once you're out of a human body, why do we even have to deal with this? Right?
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No. That's fair. That's fair. Well and, you know, if you've been the, like, surrogate vessel for Elon Musk's progeny.
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Is that who this is? Yeah.
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Oh, shit. We're talking about a woman who has the kid with the number? Like, it its name's like e three c u or something like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The fucking r two d two
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whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's been reported that Grimes could not feed herself. She she ate spaghetti and red sauce for every meal for a long period of time and had health issues because of that. I bet.
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Well, you can only eat nightshades so many meals a day.
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Those tomatoes are eventually gonna make you pretty irregular, man. They are.
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Like, Guy Clark said there there's none of the, like, fertile woman. Tomatoes, but you you do that sparingly. Yeah. And this is the fertile woman that connected with Elon Musk and had children. May maybe there were some, IVF involved. Who knows?
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That doesn't sound like fun.
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Yeah. Nobody will actually come out and say whether or not they banged Elon regardless of whether or not they have a child with them. Like, there's never and that we live in the era where people put all of that stuff out there. So I would imagine there's significant nondisclosure agreements, involved in this. Yeah. I'm about to sign an NDA for the first time in my life.
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Does it involve you raising Elon's children? No. It involves beef, though. Okay.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Like a fight beef with? Apparently, a lot of people, but none of them have the fucking stones to come on this show.
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That's a fucking fact. That's a goddamn fact. We're we're gonna we should damn near change the name to behind the woodshed, and ain't a motherfucker wanting to come back here.
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Mm-mm. I'm for it. I could do some good graphic design with that. I could. No fun with that.
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Uncle Ted's cabin.
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But yeah. No. The the NDA is through the beef initiative because I'm going to be partial to trade secrets and stuff like that. So
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Like like like like, yeah. We killed the cow, then we cut it up into pieces. It's a cow.
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Dexter Slim is making moves, man. Is there a Secret recipe?
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Are you guys Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Against KFC?
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We we've got recipes. 14 herbs and spices. Secret sauces. Not 13, not twelve, fourteen. Just like the general's fried chicken and undercover brother.
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Are you guys giving those, heifers the, electrolytes they need?
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Right. Yeah. They get the brawndo. They do. It was the the brawndo fed heifer. Yeah.
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I know.
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What's what's interesting is is my cows, for all that they go on about how, you know, they feed them grains to fatten them up quick and all that, my cows, when they were heifers, I got told by numerous people that my that that I needed to quit grain feeding them and all that. And, because my cows were too fat, and I was like, I've never given my cows grain. They're they're only they're fed orchard grass. And so I keep them I know. Right? Like, that's thank you, Shelley. I appreciate it. Damn near me to just restart the fucking YouTube channel because once we go to monitor We'll see you next week.
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Yeah.
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New name. Bye. The, mine are only fed good quality orchard grass, and then I give them mineral supplements and things like that. What's up, Corinne? But, they are definitely very heavy cows. They're not skinny. They look fat as shit. You can barely tell when they're pregnant. So I I find that super interesting. I think other people are giving, you know yeah. I've got two red heifers.
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He's right. He does. Three. Yeah. Yeah. They are, in fact, red heifers. Yeah. Yep.
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Yeah. Yeah. They don't sell the j's. They're gonna They hate the farm.
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Yeah. Any small hats that come, we will, we will find out that I I would much rather eat one of them than one of them heifers. So Mhmm. So I I think what's happening here,
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all all all of the, the cattle abductions have just been Martians, and they're re replacing their their cattle on Mars. So these red cows are really from Mars because red is the color of Mars, and these cows are red, so they belong. But we need to bring them back to their homeland, which is Mars and our destiny in space. Right. So in fairness, no. Because they're Scottish Highland
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cows. They're they're not, we need to replant for temporary Ducktails.
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Of course.
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Ducktails. So so Scrooge McDuck.
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Life is like a hurricane. Right? It is.
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And Duckburg, he's the guy who's the philanthropist. Greed is good, and he is Scottish and on top of everything.
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Mhmm.
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And his job is to go to all of the countries and collect all the treasure and bring it back to Duckburg. Mhmm. And these are the heroes. These are the heroes in the Disney show.
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Yeah. I always preferred the Animaniacs to to DuckTales. I would rather rock with the yakko, wacko, and dot.
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Steve's a few years younger than I am, and the, the that the Animaniacs missed me. I was, into pussy by that point in time. Oh, there was a joke about the fingerprints.
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It it's great. Yeah. Yes. Fingerprint. Yeah. Yeah. The finger the fingerprints joke. Yeah. Animaniacs is my godson. They're great. And Tom Lehrer, who is, like, one of my favorite musicians of all fucking time, did, a number of the different songs for not just Animaniacs, but, like, the PBS Electric Company and a couple other, like, kid shows and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. The, the States and Capital song and the Countries of the World song and all that stuff from Animaniacs is all Tom Lehrer.
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I'm I'm aware of the songs. And that's that's some sort of high level of intelligence
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and rewatch abilities as you'd like to periodic table of elements song on Animaniacs. Right. And that's Right. Right. Yeah.
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Right. So I I guess I wanna ask you guys the question now, do some fourth Reich archeology here to figure out how we got into this situation as
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white gentlemen who have to take a little bit of responsibility for all over the place tonight, Mark. That's just Somebody put two quarters in you, and it's everywhere. Too big going. We ended up at the fourth right. Jesus Christ.
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We went from the Animaniacs
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to the fourth right. On a No in between either. No in between. Like, he's not even smooth with the non sequiturs tonight. First give me fuck at fifth gear. This is this is 2025.
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Yeah. And we're taking over Canada. I wonder if you're not with us, you're against us.
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Man, okay. So I I I was telling Marcus here before we went on. I got to get the Canadian perspective on the whole fifty first state conversation on union of the unwanted last night from, Darren and Graham from Grimerica.
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Oh, yeah. Darren's great. He's actually kind of for it from what I've seen. I
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he's not kind of for it. He is painting himself red, white, and blue, and, like, trying to turn his pee pee into an oil rig so that he can That way we'll need to take over. For daddy Donnie. And look. I like like I like these guys. They're they're friends of mine. Mhmm. You know? It's it it ain't even like that. But it was very interesting, man. It really was. It was very, very illuminating to to get that perspective. And, you know, whole time I'm trying to, like, put myself in the position of someone who's lived in Justin Trudeau's Canada, you know, for as long as they have and have seen, you know, even redneck as shit, Alberta get turned into this, you know, base like, woke trans hellscape.
And I'm like, yeah. I even before that,
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they were basically a bitch of England. You know? They they were like an English fucking offshoot shit colony that, you know, they The queen is still on their money. Yeah. Moons. You know, and she'll come over and collect little native kids occasionally
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and take them and bring them home. School. Yeah. Yeah.
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Do you know see a lot of Canadian coins in California?
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No. No.
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No. Actually, where I actually, it's kinda odd for me because I'm from South Dakota, and we see Canadian coins constantly. Mhmm. Right? I mean, it's not like, you know, $50.50, but if you reach in and you grab a handful of 20 coins, you're probably gonna have one. Good chance you're gonna have one in there. Right. I I Canadian cohost and T Snyder. Yeah. I've got a lot of Canadian friends. We were just talking about this yesterday. Even the the whole most Canadians I've seen and the Canadians, I think, are kinda overrepresented in the podcast world.
Yeah. Exactly. In Michigan, you'd get them also a %. I think it's just, you know, proximity to Canada, obviously. But, I think Canada's kinda overrepresented in the podcast world, to be honest with you. And I I can't think of any of them that are vociferously against it. Not a single one of them. T Snyder.
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That's like it. It's like just T's. It's kinda crazy.
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Well, it's putting a lot of pressure on him to defend the borders.
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Right? Right? I don't think he's gonna We need to talk to Greenland. See what the what's up with them. Check the Are there are there ideological
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borders that Tice is defending and does he need to join us on the screen sometime? Yeah. Go
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our fucking nation. Leave us alone. Go check out the, like, eight hour presentation we did called, electrical alchemy. He he's got some ideal ideological borders he's definitely defending for sure, man. For sure.
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I did get through part two of that. I gotta see the final part to see where it goes and all comes together. It's just incredible that we're even having a conversation about, you know, hey. Maybe, maybe we take over Canada.
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And Greenland and the Panama Canal and everything else that perfectly lines up with the map of the Technate Mhmm. That Elon Musk's grandfather helped create back in the thirties through the concept for. Mhmm. Yeah. And now we've got Elon Musk standing behind the president dressed like, some sort of, like, dork priest.
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A little bit like a sis lord. But a little bit. The thing that scares me the most is and fucking what's disturbing for me is it's something I would've screamed before for years and years. And these fuckers are just the epitome of be careful what you wish for is the talking about auditing the Fed. And, obviously, we're all very aware that if the Fed ever gets audited, that's gonna collapse the Fed. They're gonna find out that nothing they've ever done you know, I know it's a territory of Denmark. I'm curious what the people of Greenland, all 50,000 of them, think about the talk of America absorbing them because the Canadians seem to be that, at least all the Canadians I know, stop, are fully down for it, you know, except for one. You know? And that's and it's a substantial amount of Canadians. It's not like I know one or two. I know a ton.
So that's real interesting. But, I would have absolutely been for auditing the Fed. But in my opinion, especially with Musk in the position that he's in, auditing auditing the Fed and the failure of the Fed audit, which we know would be the next thing, would immediately result into crypto. Where when I was originally screaming it, you would assume that they would have straightened out the the monetary system in some way. Well, they're gonna say, no. It's unfeasible. It's untenable. We can't do it. And in fact, I could even see them going Trump going, we need to take back the power of printing our own money, blah blah blah, and and actually using that trope, which the libertarians are gonna love in order to push in crypto as the new monetary system. And that's theory. Fuck.
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We're in an era of acceleration and inversion. So what, you know, what sounded great twenty years ago in practice at this point is is going to be an inversion of that. And you're absolutely correct, Ben. It's all to push the, you know, digital tokenized USDC or whatever coin, Trump coin or whatever it is. You know? Twenty years ago, when we're screaming audit the fed and in the fed and all that kind of stuff, we wanted to go back to the gold standard because there's no example in recorded human history of fiat currency doing anything but failing.
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Yeah.
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Meaning going to the value of zero? Mhmm. Yeah. Not holding the value.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No longer holding value.
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And we're of money to get a loaf of bread. That is where fiat money goes.
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Mhmm. So the idea of not printing the penny anymore is not No.
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Efficiency.
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That idea has been tossed around for twenty years. Sure. Right. Well, it does take 3¢ to make one. So it departed on its face. You know? Yeah. But, again, this is the bait and switch administration. So we'll give you something that on its face, and on the surface makes sense and seems like it's going to be beneficial. And that's and if you try to dig any deeper, then you hate America and puppies and, you know, pussy and all that kind of stuff. Yeah.
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So do you guys see this? Because the way I'm seeing it is this is basically the conservative Roosevelt. It is what's up, bingo. The this is basically conservative Roosevelt. You look, Roosevelt came in and sold the boomers on a a a plan that was gonna fuck the rest of us, but was gonna set them up good. And so during his, administration, you know, the only three term administration, which they're again talking about the three term thing with Trump, and nobody's ever talked about that that I recall. You know, outside of that Roosevelt was the only one that had that. Roosevelt also wrote fucking near 4,000 executive orders. If you look it up, modern presidents, about two to 300 is the average.
I think Truman wrote 900, you know, but typical is two to 300, whether it's Clinton, whether it's it doesn't matter who it is. And you look at but you look at Roosevelt fucking near 4,000 executive orders. Like, that dude was up there just doing whatever the fuck he wanted. And because he was selling us down the river and giving it to the people of the time, they were all about it. Well, I really see a parallel to all of that going on right here, right now.
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Who's Roosevelt again? Is is he based off of a teddy bear?
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Yes. Yes. That that yeah. President Ruxpin.
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Yeah. Okay. And then okay. Okay. So if I get my history correct, Teddy Roosevelt, invented the teddy bear, which then leads on to the Beanie Baby craze in the nineties, which then during the pandemic times, when when people were suddenly just leaving this earth and leaving their Beanie Babies to bequeath to their grandchildren, then the value is being redetermined with a new generation. And then the guy who made the Beanie Babies, Ty Warner, had an offshore account in Switzerland and was brought in for tax evasion. Is that is that the history of of our currency in The United States?
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Yeah. Except now those Beanie Babies are called, Ethereum.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Yeah. And and I'm not aware of where I'm not aware of where everybody lives in Canada. I know that a couple of them are up in the Winnipeg area. But other than that, I'm not sure where the rest of them are.
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Yeah. It's definitely from what I can tell, it's, most of the most of the people in the Western provinces that are.
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I know that, like, Curtis Stone and guys like that are are are pretty for it. You know? Gramerica, the the more conservative. I'm not sure which which of your provinces are more conservative, but it appears to be the ones that are more country people they're all about.
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Yeah. And Alberta is a Western province, and it's basically like cold Texas.
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Right.
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Right. That goes. It's where all the ranching is. It's where all the, you know, oil fields are and stuff like that. It lots of like like, really, lots of overlap and, you know, same kind of energy and all that.
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So there are snow Texans? Mhmm. Yeah. Makes sense.
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Trying to figure I'm trying to figure out what the what what the equivalent of that is.
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That's the snow Texans.
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Right? Like like, how can we come back in with a slur? How can we do that?
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Oh, okay. Could we call up
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Because we do refer to Canadians that come over here illegally as ice packs or frost packs or something like that. Is this which is will be Goldberg have any
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say in this matter? I mean, she may. She may. She she definitely I think she has a say I think she has a say about on everything, I think. I don't know if anybody fucking cares or listens. Right. And,
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yeah, that's been that's been my my experience too there, MS, is the Western provinces, much, much more conservative. You get into, you know, Ontario, all that kind of stuff, and, obviously, Toronto. It's Toronto is cold San Francisco.
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What's a conservative? What does that word mean in 2025? Is it the same it meant?
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In 2025 is a liberal from 1995.
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Mhmm. That has, like, the zero ability to recognize, the the government expansion that they're cheering on is highly ironic in light of what conservatism actually is.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That that that somehow very smoothly is what's amazing to me. In such a very short time period, the tech bros went from being all liberals and the liberals loved them to all of a sudden the tech bros are all conservative and the liberals hate them. It's super interesting to me. And and the fucked up part is is the conservative base is cheering it. They aren't like, oh, hey. When Biden was in power, you were totally banning us and totally fucking us. And now that Biden's not in power, you're just suddenly on our team, and that that that seems very convenient. Well, what about next election cycle? Are you gonna if the Liberals win, are you gonna suddenly be like, oh, Trump made me blah blah blah. I was actually trying to suck some LGBT poll.
Like, you know, where where do you land then? Like, you know, you come back looking like a robot again? Well, they're they're
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legitimate fascists cosplaying as anarcho capitalists, And people are having a hard time seeing through the Ancap facade to the dyed in the wool fascism, but the that is very, very thinly fucking covered that lies underneath.
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So isn't that, the free state project New Hampshire area?
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No. Because Jeremy Kaufman is, the is significantly more traditionally libertarian and doesn't he's not really a a big Elon dude. Richard Grove is up there too and a part of that, and there there's people involved in the free state project that actually see through this shit. Their the rank and file may not. You know what I mean? But but the, at least the people that I know that are a part of that, they're not they're not super rah rah about the whole, like, those thing or you know? Because, again, it's the bait and switch administration. We're gutting USAID while you absorb it into the state department. So you've just bloated the scope of the state department.
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Well, not I I including taking it most of our the savings that they announced and just giving that to fucking Israel straight out. Right off the bat. Yeah. Just, oh, hey. Yeah. Look. We saved you a bunch of money. Israel have it. Like, fuck you. And and I'm I'm Sun Tzu, I am also what most people would consider conservative. No. I wouldn't say that that's a a Republican because I'm definitely not a Republican, but I think most country people are more conservative minded. That's just the way it is. And more city people are more liberal minded. It's just how it's just how we live.
Like, you know, I I don't really see a problem with that. Where I have a problem is is the way our government has set itself up where, these cities now have an overwhelming voice because I this is part of why I don't believe in democracy. Democracy made it so all these people in a city well, now this whole apartment building full of people that don't know anything about anything except for going into an office and pushing buttons and going home, they all get a a vote each and peep the people up here that are actually doing stuff and and being the ones that are providing and and, making things, those people don't get a say in how that's done. And that's insanity to me. Absolute insanity.
Yeah. Absolute mob rules. And the mob lives in the city at this point. I I I I'm not down with that at all.
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Yeah. It seems like, Plato lined all of this out a very long time ago, and nobody read the book because they were like, we don't like a pedophile, so we're just gonna we're not we're not gonna pay attention to any of this. Well, that is fair. Yeah. That is fair. Yeah. And and so it technically, on paper, according to the marketing, A long time ago, we were a republic, but there's been a shift in the rhetoric for more than a century.
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I would say we quit being republic the as soon as, men's suffrage went through and, as soon as they started allowing weak ass men to vote, then the whole system went to shit.
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Yeah. I I I would say that, like, centralized banking was the the death of the the republic.
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Oh, a %. Wilson Wilson even said at the end of his term that that was the greatest mistake that was made in in the country's history. I mean, Jackson somehow threw the biggest balls on the planet and the most luck. That guy survived, what, like, three or four assassination attempts, real ones? Mhmm. Like, that guy actually freed us of the central bank, and then freaking Wilson's piece of shit ass fucking put us back in.
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Can the AI tell me how many s's are in the word assassin and how many r's are in the word strawberry?
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That's where I'm sitting. I would I would have been a liberal progressive even thirty years ago, anti government more. And now, yeah, I'm totally that's because it's it's almost like the cons like the Christians. They've all become they've literally the left wing or they're they're they're like, the Christians have anything that's not Christian is a demon. Anything. It doesn't matter what it is. And that's basically the way this the government has become also. Like, there's all the left wing is so fucking wild and out of line that anything that's not that is just conservative. Like, oh, you don't wanna freaking have a dude that a dude pretending to be a girl shagging his nuts in front of a five year old while reading a story?
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Bigot? You're obviously conservative bigot.
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That's hateful.
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Yeah. That's hateful.
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Has every right to shave his her balls in front of your kid. Oh, fuck.
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You know? Like like, I mean, seriously, the the the number of people for that is tiny. Tiny. So then that makes the rest of us conservative. And this is part of why they're saying one of the things that they're finding out, especially through the amount of funding that was almost exclusively giving the left wing media, nobody thinks like that shit. Like, only only a couple of dumb bitches that were fucking virtue signaling because they thought it was cool. If I can ever said that kind of thing, 90% of us never thought that was okay. And it it's it was all manufactured.
All manufactured. And they're finding that out and that so much of that really wild, left wing narrative was manufactured along with the support of it.
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Was that coming through funds from, USAID? U USAID?
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Yeah. Among other places. Yeah. Okay. Absolutely.
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So when we talk about color revolutions in other countries, we're blind to possible color revolutions in our own country?
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Yeah. I mean okay. So the, good example of this is the DSA, the the Democratic Socialists of America. Right? Formed in the late sixties, early seventies. And by '73 or '75, They were a wholly owned subsidiary of the intelligence community. And for the ensuing fifty plus years, it's just been that's where, like, all of these batshit crazy, ultra progressive agendas come from is through the DSA. There's that hilarious video. Part of it's in Charlie Robinson's intro, you know, of a DSA convention, with the giant freaking tranny, please do not lose hazard language.
You know? That that's the DSA at this point. It's a a bunch of fat trainees wearing masks all trying to freaking, you you know, either bang each other or bang kids. And, yeah, that's so far away from, anything that they fucking, you know, or any of that shit. It it's just it's crazy. It's crazy, but it's also a captured entity.
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During that same time period is when we see very similar to right now, the the where there was a very stark contrast between what the Democrat people wanted and what the that party that Steve's talking about. That party Steve's talking about decided that their chosen, representative was gonna be Hubert Humphrey the third. Mhmm. And in, '67, the, the people themselves wanted Eugene McCarthy. And then in the next cycle, they wanted, George McGovern, both of which were anti war candidates. And the, DNC shanked it both times. So all these people that just now with the Bernie thing figured out that the DNC is a private corporation beholden in no way to your vote.
That was the just a replay of what happened in the late sixties, early seventies when the the parties that that when the the entities that Steve is talking about came in and said, we don't give a fuck what the people want. We're a private thing. We will go ahead and push up rich boy Hubert Humphrey the third because that's who we want. This is how we ended up with Nixon because then, obviously, the Democrat, voter base was not happy with that. And so then somehow piece of shit, Nixon wins. So, you
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know, he but
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Remember how, like, a half an hour ago, we I I mentioned Tom Lehrer? Mhmm. There's a Tom Lehrer song for this. There is. It's called whatever became of Hubert.
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I wonder how many people here tonight remember Hubert Humphrey. He used to be a senator. From time to time, you read something about him pinning a medal on somebody or making a speech, or every now and then you read something in one of those where are they now columns, whatever became of Deanna Durbin and Hubert Humphrey and so on. This became this became quite an issue last winter at the time of Winston Churchill's funeral when president Johnson was too ill to go and somebody suggested that he send Hubert and he said, Hubert who? And all America was singing.
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Whatever became of Hubert, has anyone heard a thing? Once he shone on his own, now he sits home alone and waits for the phone to ring. Once a fiery liberal spirit. But now when he speaks, he must clear it. Second fiddle's a hard part, I know, when they don't even give you a bow. We must protest this treatment, Hubert, says each newspaper reader. As someone once remarked to Hubert, take us to your leader. Sorry about that. Whatever became of you Hubert, we miss you, so tell us, please. Are you sad? Are you cross? Are you gathering moss while you wait for the boss to sneeze?
Does Linden, recalling when he was VP, say I'll do unto you like they did unto me? Do you dream about staging a coup? Hubert, what happened to
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you? Yeah. That's the guy for that's the guy that makes the, Verner von Braun song. Yes. Yep. Yep. The, well, at least at least old Hubert got the Metrodome named after him. You know? Right? Good job, buddy. Good job. Good run. Good run for a sports team. It it's real interesting too because some by some weird chance, Hubert Humphrey and, Mick or, Georgia, McGovern are both from South Dakota.
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Mhmm.
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Weirdly, that that particular election cycle, South Dakota was way overrepresented, and it probably only had, like, 600,000 people at the time at best, the whole state.
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Yeah. But the state full of, you know, people who generally have plain speech, straight talking, hardworking, freaking bare knuckle brawlers. And, that's definitely what they were trying to put forth, as, you know, the political face, of whatever movement they were pushing. Gomez, no, dude. No.
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No. Yeah, Gomez. Oh, man. Going through?
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Uh-huh. Can I tell you what Portillo is going through? Yeah. You did, man. You did. How's he doing?
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He's he's still he's still, Dick Trickle.
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Alright.
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He's still Dick Trickle. He's gonna have to lose the balls.
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It's crazy that there was a moment in NASCAR history where there were drivers named Dick Trickle and Harry Gant.
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Oh, fucking great. My my my tech teacher in, in, Votec, his his name was Royal Johnson.
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Alright. Alright.
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Gomez, not a second. Damn. Jed, it takes Gomez is from the Fehu Farms dog. Oh, yeah. It takes him to just to warm up.
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Oh. Have the whole Adams family over there pretty soon.
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Right? We need to get Gomez a Morticia. That's for fucking sure. We do. We do.
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That's what tears telling us too. He's like, just just let me get some. I'll be fine.
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Right. Dude, we were at, we're at the little, like, not really park, but, like, trails. And there were two, Bernese mountain dogs, like, show dog quality dogs, and one of them was, like, just about to go into heat. And Mhmm. We didn't no. We just driving by to turn around and park, he caught a whiff.
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And he was like, you let me out of this truck right now.
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Yes. It took it took every ounce of strength that that I had to, like, to keep, you know, to keep them from locking in. It was fucking it was why he's ready. He ready.
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He's like, I got the big balls like my dad. I eat a piece. Holy
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smokes. Yeah. Those would have been some weird looking puppies.
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Man, tear Weird. Dog. Yeah. When when we get keep when Scotty goes into heat, when we keep them apart, it's like, it used to be so funny when we had, like, an even an outside door in our house, and so Scotty would be in the one bedroom. Because remember, it used to be remember how our old place used to be two buildings, and then we just put a walkway in between them so that Mhmm. It had outside doors? He'd lay at the door, and he'd go, They just lay and shake at the door like, oh god. Just whimper. Oh, fuck.
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Like, I need it. I need it. Forget it.
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That does reflect the way, fathers treat their daughters and their sons differently.
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As many as many kittens as you want to take. Have some cats. Have some cats. Don't get mad at each other. I'm the one being an asshole.
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Are you ready to tackle the, male loneliness epidemic? Come give me a home. It's a full moon with the Valentine's Day approaching.
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Sad. Look. Make a sad face. Make a sad face.
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Frown.
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Oh, shit.
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No.
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I I'm not even sure today some cat comes in, and the cat's fighting with McLickin's at the door because they're both outside, and they want first place at the door. And this cat's, like, legit whapping McLickens just like, bam. And I'm like, the fuck? And then that comes in, and this cat just starts nagging me. And I finally look at it. I'm like, who the fuck are you? It's not your cat. I I don't think it's even my cat. I'm like, who the fuck are you? You don't even do you live here? Who the hell are you? It's a cat registered on the blockchain? You know what? Is that a real ID? I did not check the the the I don't even know how to check the block. Can we track and trace your animals? No. You know? I I know, like, maybe, like, eight of the cats is cats by name.
The rest of them are just come and go.
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But the cat didn't have his papers is what you're saying. Yeah. I checked his papers.
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You know? He's he yelled some liberal things, called me a fascist, and left. I don't know what the fuck. Alright. There's no
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there's no character witnesses for these creatures?
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No character witnesses at all. They're they're very big assholes all night.
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Don't don't mind the random screaming. There's my girl has a 15 year old daughter, and they all just sound like that.
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Girl girl girls up until they're about 23, just like hearing themselves scream, it's just a thing. Like, when they're, like before ten, good luck. They just scream just for no fucking reason constantly.
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Yeah. Making all sorts of I'm learning. I'm learning. I had I had all boys. It was a a brand new experience for me.
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I I I I I was a fifty fifty shooter down the middle there. You know? And in fact, even went girl, boy, girl, boy, girl, boy. And, the yeah. Boys are much easier. But then on the same token, like, my boys are all all my kids are adults, and the boys don't ever talk to me. They they don't give a shit. Where I have a very nice relationship with, like, well, my oldest daughter. At the very least, her and I talk, you know, very regularly. So while the girls are harder to raise, it's a more rewarding relationship in the end, I I feel like. You know, we're boys, you know, a a son's a son until he takes his wife, and a daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life type thing. Yeah.
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You know? No. It's about like, because I have, you know, talked to Connor all the fucking time, and I am gonna be so bummed when he finally starts getting regular pussy.
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Like, well, there goes my kid. Alright. Yeah. I know. Yeah. He still likes you, but he, you know, he's just never gonna talk to you. Like, the you know? Two years can go by, and they're like, oh, hey, dad. What's up? How are
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you? And no no news is good news from the adult children, specifically the sons.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. No. I mean, dude, I yeah. I never never called my dad unless I was, like, so far asked out that I didn't have anybody else to call. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I mean, now now, you know, whenever there was, like, a family event or something like that or some place I had to be, it is sure. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Now now that I'm old, I'll call and check on my dad, you know, just check to see how he's doing. But, yeah, for my twenties and thirties, like Steve said, unless you had a reason to talk to your parents, there was no reason to talk to your parents. Like, what the fuck do I wanna talk to? Sure their life alert system is still connected.
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If they've they've if they've fallen and they can't get up, does it they have a number to help them?
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Yep. Yep. It's a separate rugged individualism.
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The the boys, there isn't really as much emotional to it. They're accidental alchemist. I mean, I understand where you're saying they're hard to start because boys are terrors, but it's a physical terror thing. And, like, my for myself, because I'm on a farm, you just fucking put them outside. You you just put them outside and then watch the them torture the animals and the animals torture them. It's it's a it's a mutual thing. They just go back and forth with it. And that they get all that shit out their system. It's not a problem. You know? And I had to teach Christy. Christy, at first, when that happened, it was hilarious. And we even talked about this the other day. There was one day, like, the boys were chucking big rocks off this cliff because that's what boys do. They're like, oh, I can throw a rock and it'll fall a long ways. Yes.
Like, that is high entertainment. And it it got to the fourth rock, and Christie's like, that's enough. So I turned like, why? Hey. Have you heard of that? Where where is the arbitrary you've decided that that's enough rocks thrown off the cliff? Like, is it hurting anything? It's wearing them out. They're enjoying themselves. Let them fucking do it.
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Right. What you want them full of energy when they come back inside to your house? You want that? You're signing up for that. That was a big dreamer. The store then.
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Get the kids out, kick a soccer ball around, and they'll do better overall. Yeah. The energy has to go somewhere.
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Wait. I I understand that we we all may have grown up a little fucked up, but there is some wisdom to know you don't get to come back inside till the freaking street lights come on or the sun goes down. Yeah. No.
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Worn out before you walk it back in the door. You have one toy and it's called
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outdoors. Go play with your toy. We'll see you at dinner.
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My my favorite story with the grandson still is lucky because Christy did not she's she's a city person when we first and then and when the grandkids, came and stayed with us, we hadn't been together that long. And, and fucking one of them picked up a petrified white dog turd that was, like, pointed and long. He had that thing held out like a spear. Oh, that's funny. He's facing the other grandson. So I'm off in the field working, and all of a sudden I hear this maniacal screaming. And I turn around and see what the fuck is going on. And one of my grandsons is running for screaming, like, you know, like, he's getting murdered. The other one's running behind him with that dog turd held out like a spear and cackling, and Christie's running behind the two of them screaming, put down the poop.
Put down the poop. Oh, god. I just about fell over in the field. It was fucking hilarious.
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That's awesome. Is that a natural way to strengthen the immune system?
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Yes. Yes.
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To to build up the terrain theory? Right. And the terrain fact?
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God, them terrain theory guys are a bunch of cowards.
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You know who is it is doctor Will Trebing, the guy who wrote, he wrote Goodbye Germ Theory, which is a a very good little short book, really to the point. And when I I had a conversation with him, he was like, look. I think the whole germ theory, terrain theory conversation is turning into a hell of a psyop.
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Yeah.
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And he was like, I literally wrote the book on it, you know, but, I mean, looking at it, it the truth lies somewhere in the middle. And in that middle, you you have to be diligent about what you put into your body, and you have to, you know, do some significant research about where your food comes from, what what it is, what's in it, how it interacts with your blood type, how your blood type affects your overall, you know, personality, character, hell, all that kind of stuff. And, they're they're, you know, as as much as there are legitimate environmental factors that give you disease, you know, there there's things that have been introduced into the ecosystem now that are foreign elements that are also going to give you disease.
And so you can't just be like, I'm a % in this camp or I'm a % in that camp because then you're missing, significant elements that while they may appear subtle on the surface, have, like, long term and very real effects.
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I'd like you to thinking. Him and get him in. I that sounds like it'd be a productive conversation.
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Yeah. No. I can do that. I got his number. I I'll I'll give him a call tomorrow.
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Yeah. California, contrary. Amanda doesn't count. I'm not trying to fight with Amanda. Her and I are personal, very first, good friends. Amanda and I are not gonna fight. It's not gonna happen that way. We've helped Amanda choose karaoke songs, what songs to avoid, and what songs would Sarah and I personally hang out together when and go to events and stuff. So, no, that's we're not gonna have, a knockdown drag out brawl. It's just not gonna happen.
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It's possible to have different points of view on very specific areas of interest and still befriend and say, you know what? That's your thing. Mhmm. You can have that. That's fine. Yeah. I don't know. I
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know. But that's Where where I where I stand with it is is, like this gentleman's talking a little bit is in the middle. I I believe the terrain is very important. I'm not shitting completely on terrain theory and never have. Your your terrain is is extremely important, but what people don't and what the terrain theory people are leaving out is, horizontal DNA transfer. Mhmm. Horizontal DNA transfer, what that means is literally every single thing you touch, you transfer, DNA with. You're taking that into your system, and your system is making adjustments because of that.
And and that's a really, it's a mechanism of microevolution is what that is. So this is how come we're such environmental masters. We can literally fucking live in any condition Mhmm. Pretty much eat anything. Like, it doesn't matter where you put us. We will we will survive, and we will then move from surviving to thriving. And that's partially because of this horizontal DNA transfer where anything that we meet, we start making it our body starts making adjustments and literally realigning itself in order to suit that new environment.
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The
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Okay. Go ahead, Pete. I would say the the terrain argument reminds me entirely of the whole, like, nature versus nurture conversation. Like, it's never one or the other. It's always both. And you have to be aware of both if you're going to be able to have a a complete picture of it. If you discount one in favor of the other, you're intentionally cutting yourself off from a a significant portion, of reality.
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% right. Like, if your terrain is fucked, of course, you're gonna be in bad health. Mhmm. If your brain is fantastic, but something comes into your system that doesn't jive with your system, of course, it's gonna make you sick. If you if it's something you inundate your system with, it's really gonna be a problem. This is part of those of us that have traveled the other countries. That's one of the things you figure out right fucking quick. The illnesses that they have in those other countries, you're not used to. The water in that country you're not used to, the food. All those things require adjustment,
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and some of those things are a hard adjustment. Sometimes I was just talking to Tice about this because he's been down in Mexico for a couple of weeks, and he's been one sick puppy. You know? And he's like, I know I'm not even drinking the water. I don't know what's going on. I'm like, do you not realize the food that you're eating is grown in the water that you're not supposed to drink?
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Like, what what do you think they water that food with? What do you think they boiled your fucking food with or added when they added water to it? Exactly. It's got bacterias, and and I understand, again, the virus train theory thing. But for me, one of the big problems here we'll we'll we'll punch this up, and I'll read them off, and we'll we'll go through them one by one. The, so what they use is the Koch postulates. Yeah. Is as their big argument. And so the coast the the Koch postulates are isolation of the microorganism from the the disease tissue. So the micro organ microorganism must be consistently present in diseased individuals, but not in healthy ones.
Well, understandable a little bit. Because then when they say not in healthy ones, there's all kinds of things that we understand in life now that if you have a little bit of it, you can be okay. If you have a lot of it, it's a problem. So just like in gardening, we understand that actually some of the things that we would consider predatory are okay are fine in your garden, and they're actually beneficial in that capacity unless they become dominant. And then that's a it's an overall predatory toward the system, and then that depletes it. Where when it was on a minor predatory, what it does is clean up the cells, clean up the area, all the dead weak things go away. It it it helps.
Pure culture of the microorganism. The microorganism must microorganism must be isolated and grown in a pure culture free from other microorganisms. So the first thing that we can immediately look at is fungi. Fungi don't do that. I can't take a fungi and just make it grow. Can't culture it. I can take a spore, throw it in a throw it on a on a on a dish, put water on it. It it doesn't matter. It's not gonna do a fucking thing. And and that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. It just means that that's not how that shit works. Fungus doesn't have its own carbon body. It requires the carbon body of something else and then it enters into that thing and impregnates it with itself and almost zombie like overtakes it and now that thing's body is its body.
It it doesn't it doesn't work like that. So that's a problem. Reintroduction of the microorganism into a healthy host. The pure culture of the microorganism must be inoculated into a healthy and susceptible host, and it must cause the same disease as observed in the original infected individual. Here's where we're gonna bring terrain theory back into this. I don't know how that thing is gonna affect any given terrain. So maybe your terrain is very susceptible to this kind of thing. As we're as it as we're finding out, like, only certain people are susceptible to cancer. Only certain people are susceptible to a lot of things. That's just the way the world works. And so you could be taking this microorganism and saying, well, look. It didn't make this guy sick. Maybe that guy's system doesn't really isn't really have a weakness for that. And even if you put that in there, it's that guy's system doesn't give a shit.
And so you don't know. So and number four, re isolation of the microorganism from the inoculated host. So now you've taken that and you've put that into a host, made this assumption that that somehow thrived in that, foreign system that is completely different than the last system possibly that you took it out of. And you assume that it lived, thrived, and you're able to take it back out and now re isolate it. And, again, these things might not be able to be seen like that straight out. When people think I I think a lot of people, they don't even understand things about, like, microscopes. Like, they think when an electron when they say electron microscope that you can see an electron with it. You fucking can't.
You can't see electrons with an electron microscope. It fires electrons at the thing and then that creates like a shape because then now now this all this out here is electrons and this thing stands out. You know, it's basically like lighting. And they also have dark dark light, micros, but you know, just all kinds of them. But they we can't see certain things. This is part of why when you're talking about the atomic table of elements, the reason that they put such heavy emphasis on the proton is because it's really the only one we can fucking see. You can see what the other ones the reaction that happened from the other ones, and you're like, oh, shit. Look. That happened. No different than I can see a windsock move. I know the wind was there because I saw the windsock move, not because I saw the wind.
And so that's the way that works with with the other pieces. Only really a proton has any weight to it. We can only really measure a proton. And so same applies. Like, as above, so below. Well, what if this piece that we're looking at, you really can't see? That doesn't make it nonexistent. That just means that I can't fucking see it. So the the the the postulates have a shit ton of problems with them in order for you to say, you know, I I can and and then when you even look at the definition of a virus, it can't replicate outside of a host just like a mushroom. Well, if it can't replicate out outside of a host, how can I fucking isolate it and then have it replicate?
That goes against the very basic definition of a virus. What the fuck are you guys even talking about? Did you read what a virus is? When when the definition of a virus doesn't fit into the fucking postulates, but the definition says it won't because it's very definition doesn't fit. What the fuck?
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Well, they changed the definition of vaccine. They changed the definition of herd immunity. They changed the definition of all kinds of things over the last few years. Yeah. So, it's you know? But the weaponization of words has become a a very different thing than what we'd been familiar with, as far as, like, that phrase being tossed out. Now they're just like, well, fuck it. With, we don't like the we don't like the current reality, we'll just change the definition of the thing. And then we'll make you react to us changing the definition of the thing.
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Yeah.
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I'm thinking in terms of so called computer viruses. The idea of the simulation, to say that there's something in the real world that is replicated in the digital world, then we'd call that a computer virus. And that is there's a threat vector, and there's precautions we have to take. So we don't spread viruses. We don't spread malware or bad ideas. But then they also and here's where they really get us. We have this belief of the idea of the virality of a thing. So then YouTube begins and social media takes off, and there's this idea that a person can post something, and that idea can spread to somebody else who can share it and reshare and reshare it. So it can, in quotes, go viral similar to a virus spreading in humans.
Mhmm. But now I have to question, was the idea of something online on a network going viral. At what point was that ever a real thing, or was it just a lab leak from a computer lab where they like this idea and they say, green light, spread that, let that flow, and then suppress everything else. So the idea that there was ever a lonely girl 15 and she went viral, people go back to the original idea of what viral things are, and then that connects to Richard Dawkins and memes. So we have this layer of language established. These pieces were put in place, but they didn't fit what they were describing.
And then they took that structure, lifted it up, put it over here, and it fit one to one. So what we're seeing is this idea of building the imagination. So imagineering, like what Disney does, what Hollywood does, they imagineer an idea. Star Trek, flip open. That's a that's a phone communicating. We get that idea. Now we can build in the real world. So the idea of building things separately in the past and building a structure of definitions and language that doesn't apply at that moment, but later on is utilized. So it's built in piece mail in different silos, siloed information, siloed scientists, siloed engineers building different components and pieces of a system of machines separately that doesn't quite make any sense. It doesn't work.
The the theory of it doesn't work. It can't be proven, but they can lift that structure, place on something else, and then put all the pieces together and you have a Voltron. So now you have the super robot thing, and it's working, and they can understand it. So that's what it feels like 2025 is with this blitzkrieg of news where all the projects that have been talked about for the last few decades are all being pieced together, and the pieces are greater than the whole thing. So they're throwing out a lot of pieces, executive orders, ideologies, things.
And then working backwards, you know, from 2025, we can look backward and say, well, in 2019, we didn't really know what was going on with lab link or lab leaks or bat soups or wet markets or any of that stuff, but we can read a Tom Clancy novel and have some ideas about what those words mean. So now Why would I read a Tom Clancy novel?
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Well Well, because you're
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50 now, and that's what old guys do. Because the novel's always better than the movie. Hopefully. And you're you're always gonna disagree with the actor chosen. Mhmm. So you can read the words on the page. Gotta get those Clive Cussler books too. Right. The Wild West. Yep.
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Yuck. Louis L'Amour. Mhmm. In western books. Right. Good stuff. Supposed to develop this really bad taste in in reading?
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You know, instead of going for the McMurtry that wrote Lonesome Dove, you should go for the McMurtry that wrote Choctaw Bingo. Alright? You should. You should.
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I I did read, I did read the the dude that, invented Seal Team six and Red Cell. What the fuck's his name? That's Richard Marcinco. Right? No. Richard Marcinco. Oh, okay. I read Richard Marcinco's book. Just the one that was supposedly the real book that got through got him thrown in prison for having written, supposedly. That was pretty interesting. But I other than that I mean, I was in the army. I don't really need to read army books, I guess. I mean,
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I did that shit. You did your time and got out? Yeah. You're not a career military family?
[01:20:04] Unknown:
No. Everybody in my family, every generation before me was in the military, and a lot of them died in the military. But, no. I wasn't a lifer.
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Every lifer I know is on their, like, fourth or fifth wife and spends a % of their time paying alimony.
[01:20:31] Unknown:
Well, you gotta do something with that money.
[01:20:35] Unknown:
Right. It can all be Dodge, Chargers, and whiskey.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It's it's not right. Toyota's e one hundreds and whiskey.
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See, did you guys see that, that, Breakfast Club or whatever the fuck had that plate of the just made it. That giant fat chick on there that wow.
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Wow. That is just amazing. Did you see them roll the couch in for her fucking fat ass? Okay. So let's go ahead and play it because I did. I played it on on AM, wake up this morning. But there's, like, a whole the more than the fifteen second clip that, the big accounts rolled out, the there's some insane fucking fat titlement that that did did you see the, like, almost three minute clip then? Nah. Shoot it. Shoot it. I see the fifteen second thing where they rolled the couch up for you. You're like, gee. Listen to this crazy broad, dude. This is some of the most insane shit. Oh, nice to meet you. Hi. How are you? Army.
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Okay, Jean. How are you? Look. Good. Nice to meet you, Kings. Got it. Yep.
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This the only seats y'all got? What you want? What you need? A bigger chair or something. Because she got really little. We had a That's what I'm talking about. Good. This is the accommodation.
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There you go.
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Sounds good, bro. You know, this you walked in and, you know, you said the chair was too small, so we had to bring the part of the sectional for you to sit in. And you said something. You said and this is what I'm talking about, accommodations. Right? But we live in a world that's not always gonna be able to accommodate people that are close. Though. We should because we're not all the same. You know?
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I feel like we should. Like, why why not? I feel like I feel like a lot of times people think that, bigger people, obese, the f word people should just be in the house when it's like we're not she had the f word. I'm not that you can't say in your house fat. You know, like, oh. I'm not saying that word. Yeah. I'm not the gay slur. I'm like, oh, yeah. I'm confused. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. But, I just feel like it should be accommodated. Bigger people should be accommodated just like we accommodate the LGBT community. You know, all those other communities. I just feel like we we outside. You know? If we inside is get up. Why you in why you in the house? You should be doing this. You should be doing that. When we outside, it's like, why why you not in the house? Well, people would stay here. Okay.
Who who actually told you that? Because, like, that's crazy. I don't believe that, you know, f people should stay in the house. I mean but you can step up. That's how we get up. Go outside and people looking at us crazy like, you know, we we getting stared at for what? Because we big.
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Yes. You know? Like So you compared your situation to the LGBTQ, and and a lot of people will say large. Well, LGBTQ people don't have a choice to be gay or whatever, but you have a choice to be plus size. Mhmm. So they want you to make better choices, eat right, work out, lose the weight. I feel like
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I feel like I do.
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People think You're born? You're born? Yeah. I'm hey. I thought you started. That's a debate right there. That is. But but for most you know, let's just let's just hypothetically say they're born gay. I feel like,
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I do. I I work on myself. You know? And when I feel like I'm getting it's getting too much, I try to fix it, you know, like,
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at my pace. What the fuck? You know? But At the pace. Fuck? What the fuck?
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Anybody where it's getting too fucking much? What the fuck do you mean?
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Dude, what the fuck? Bro. Are you kidding me? I know you, Marcus.
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Please pull up a picture of John Candy.
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Was she talking about a horizontal DNA transfer getting too much?
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Pick up, pull up a picture of John Candy. And let's all recall that this man was considered so fat. It was humorous to make fat jokes about this man. Let's let's go ahead and look at what The We'll we'll go ahead and hang on. I got you, buddy. I I wanted to very, very fat John Candy and want everybody to look and see what this man who just just forty years ago was considered way fat, way fat.
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Award winning John Candy?
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Mhmm. I got a picture. That's pretty big John Candy right there. Yeah.
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Dude. That you know, uncle Buck era, that kind of stuff. That's yeah. Yeah. Right before he died, he got he he got about to the size where you see motherfucking 20 year olds roaming around at that point in time. Like, you look at it, most of John Candy's career, like, all these ones right here that you're scrolling by, the non uncle Buck era, he's not that fat. He's definitely fatter than, you know, your your average person, but you're not anymore. That that's now he's only, like, the fucking, like, thirtieth fat fattest person at any given Walmart.
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Mhmm.
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Like, you remember when how how huge Roseanne Barr was? And now you see her and you're like and she was never that giant then. You're just like our our perception of what a giant fat person is is so skewed now. And this bitch, she still takes the cake. People are still like, the fuck? You need harpoon, lady.
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So she has the expectations that her life will be the same as other women with different weights. Different different abilities to lift objects.
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John Candy would have made fun of his fucking roles hanging over the sides of the chairs and cracked everybody up and had everybody laughing about the whole damn thing. This chick's like, well, the LGBT crazy fuckers get to do get special accommodations. Why not my whale of an ass? Like, this is just like this fucking lady that lives up top from us who, like, once a week has to have the fucking emergency services come drag her out of her house. So that way, they can take her to the hospital and get her food and get her a shower. And then she immediately wants to go home, but can't actually walk or do anything. So if she ends up just in the same position and every week yeah. She took the whole damn bakery. You damn straight. Ate the whole fucking thing.
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Yeah. Well, I mean, if all you're used to is having your cake and eating it too, you're going to assume that everywhere you go, there's going to be a steel reinforced sectional couch for you to fucking sit on. And you're gonna be pissed when somebody doesn't have that for you. Like, the entitlement is, like, mind blowing. Dude, I watched this thing right out the gate. This 07:05 in the morning is when I rolled this clip. And I'm just sitting there fucking stunned, man. Stunned. Like, people look at you when you go outside like you're a fucking freak. People used to pay money to go see people that look like you at half your side because you're a fucking circus freak. And if people look at you that way, you belong in a fucking sideshow.
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Guinness Book of World Records each year, you flip through those bands, man and woman, and see if there's a different picture in there.
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You're obviously not a good rapper because now you've gotten that chance. You've gotten that moment of fame. And so if I haven't heard a single person go, well, yeah, she looks like a fucking walrus, but she raps like a motherfucker.
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Like, I haven't heard a single person say that. Oh, I have something for this too. Hang on. It's I I just gotta reload the thing. Oh, shut up.
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Catfights. Alright.
[01:28:59] Unknown:
Yeah. It happens. It does. It does. Yeah. Here we go.
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Rap is not what it was meant for anymore. Rap was meant to scare white people, and it doesn't anymore. Like, in month rap used to when I was growing up, rap was don't make me deal. No motherfucking body in here in here. I'm a shoot I'm a shoot three shots three shots. Somebody done make me high. That's a fucking rap song. A rap song used to be what's the difference between me and you about five bank accounts, three ounces, two vehicles? Tell my death I bang Ladesh. I suggest you hold your breath till ain't nothing left. That's rap that ain't no more now. Rap is cush.
I prefer the better thing. It's just like the money. I like money and everything I'm having a good time. Y'all just trying to ruin it. I like my cushrobe and my glass full. I don't make me special. Wheelchair Jimmy from Degrassi. You know what I mean? I'm so grateful Kendrick came up West Coast and then beating the brakes off that bitch.
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I love this.
[01:30:24] Unknown:
I'm not gonna lie. Every fucking morning when my kids and I are riding to school, we're listening to the if this world were mine every fucking day. My daughter's in the back seat going, Roman numeral seven a, drop it like it's hot. If this world was mine, I make your dreams, I make them multiply. If this world was mine, I take your enemies in front of god. Fuck yeah.
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Mine was a heavy metal group. It was like the head bodies hit the floor with a bunch of gorgeous little blonde long blonde haired girls just getting it. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Mhmm. We we we ran the spectrum. We did. Some days, it was metal. Some days, it was stoner doom. Some days, it was old school hip hop. Some days, it was, you know, a fucking, like, half drunk barefoot guy with a guitar and a harmonica. That wasn't me. That wasn't even me. It was somebody else. You know?
[01:31:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I I I seriously just thought it was you. You're like, well, yeah. I know you play music. I don't know why you're describing it like this.
[01:31:49] Unknown:
Speaking of which, if you are interested coming and hanging out just outside of Nashville, Tennessee, April Fourth Through 6, we're throwing a party at, Teresa's Farm. And April 4 is gonna be a co birthday party with me and Ryan Christian, Last American Vagabond. We've been talking about doing this for years, and, we're finally, you know, had, like, everything aligned. So we're gonna do it like Willie Nelson's birthday, where everybody that we know that plays music, the that's in the same kinda, like, you know, community that we are, comes and hangs out and and plays music.
And, yes. Come come hug Anna Mares. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's it's now gonna be a selling point. You get to hug up on Anna. But, yeah, camp out. It's an 18 acre farm. She's got a big ass barn with a stage in it. There's a whole bunch of bonfire pits around the property, stuff like that. We're we're live music on Friday night, live podcast, and live stand up comedy on Saturday. Charlie Robinson, Scott Armstrong from Reebunk News, trying to get Megan Walsh there now. Had Megan Walsh on the show this week. And, after we wrapped, you know, we talked a little bit more about the thing, And, she's not that far away.
She's just significantly under resourced. But but, gonna be a whole bunch of cool motherfuckers out there. Stand up comedy from Brad Binkley from the propaganda report. Leonardo Joanie, who who's been, like, getting huge lately, and not in the way that we just saw that rapper lady, but in terms of, you know, the acceleration of her career. And Sam Tripoli is gonna headline. And then Sunday morning, Teresa does cowboy church, so we're all doing cowboy church. And then we'll have a another live podcast or two and then get the heck up out of there. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And Sam is hilarious. I have seen Sam live. Very good joke.
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Oh, his his last special that he dropped that's called why is everybody getting so quiet is great, man. And that's a great title for your comedy album. It really is, man. Like, you yeah. So so who's getting
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so so who's getting quiet?
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If you're trying to do Sam's particular brand of stand up in, for example, Schaumburg, Illinois, 1 of the worst places in the face of God's green earth. The the the Schaumburg audience is gonna get really quiet when you start saying things that hit a little bit too close to home. Tampa, which is usually a decent place for comedy. And, you know, honestly, man, every time I've been there, it's been fun. But, like, Tampa audiences, sensitive. The people are a little yeah. It's it's been weird, dude. When I was in Vegas, I was at the comedy club, like, three nights a week. You know, sometimes four nights a week, something like that. It's just I I don't gamble, don't drink.
The there's, you know, the things that appeal that Vegas appeals to for most people did not appeal to me. You know what I mean? It's just but I love watching live stand up, and I love hanging out in the middle of fucking nowhere where the only other living being is my dog. So the desert was really cool. I enjoyed all of that. You know? But Gomez and I would go out to the desert as often as humanly possible. And if we ran into somebody else, it was like, you know? Year. Right? Right? This is my time. This is my time. You know? But the the the comedy club was a way to to interact.
And my cohost, during that era, Pasta, was friends with a a comedian named Brett Ernst. Brett Ernst is absolutely hilarious. If you've ever seen the show Cobra Kai, he's on it.
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Oh, yeah. Which one?
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He's, uncle Vinny. Uncle Vinny, uncle Louie, something like that. I don't know. I I've I've I've watched maybe ten minutes of the show.
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I watched I watched a a couple seasons. It it has the it has the, the eighties cheese. Mhmm. You know? Like, the way the eighties, they didn't really try hard to make things overly real. They they were really, you know, they were very cheesy with things. It was more play type acting where it was closer to, like, an actual play where you over, emphasize things. So it adds some nice eighties cheese. I I was going I went to
[01:37:17] Unknown:
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He he's he's uncle Louie or cousin Louie or whatever. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. And and from Ernst, I found out that, like, Ralph Macchio is a hell of a human being. And when they're doing all of the interior house scenes for that guy, that's his house. Like yeah. Like, it he keeps it as low the production cost is low budget as possible to pay the actors maximum value. And, like, he has a complete reverse Hollywood approach to to the show and what they're trying to do. That's why he put it out on YouTube in the first place.
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Well, he kinda he kinda really never did anything with his fame. You know? He just kinda, he had a couple movies before Karate Kid, but really after Karate Kid, he didn't do anything. He just kinda walked.
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Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's interesting.
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Do you start out on happy days? Rough March?
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And then the first big movie was that, that was Outsiders. Mhmm. The one with, where it was, like, all tiny short guys. The Golden Ponyboy.
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The essay of the novel. Just got your finger between the essay and
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Oh, dude. The whole cast. Tom Cruise, Rob Lowe.
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Rob Lowe. Leo Estevez.
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Weirdo that guy is, man.
[01:38:56] Unknown:
Emilio Estevez. Oh, dude. Mhmm. I saw Rob Lowe in an interview one time, though, and it was hilarious. He was like somebody asked him why he doesn't do anything anymore. He's like, what's the point to being famous anymore? Everybody gets in trouble over all the things that were you know? Like, all the things we could do that were the benefits of being famous, you get in trouble for now. Fuck this shit. Rob Lowe had fantastic fucking roles in Californication,
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and thank you for smoking.
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He's in Parks and Rec as well, wasn't he?
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Yeah. Yeah. I think he was. Sex symbol back then.
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You know, like, the the the boy toy sex symbol type thing, real skinny type thing. Remember he had that one movie where he delivered pizzas, and it was the pizzas was like a he was like a hooker, like a male hooker.
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Are you gonna see that guy? Is Rob Lowe in Wayne's World? I don't remember that.
[01:39:57] Unknown:
Yeah. Yeah. He was so He was the he was number two in Wayne's World.
[01:40:03] Unknown:
No? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I was thinking Austin Powers when you said number two, and I was like, that was definitely not Rob Lowe. Who does number two work for? Sorry to bother you. Maybe the best movie ever. Although, I would I would present a strong case for Jones Plantation. I would.
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Where can we see Jones Plantation? Tubi.
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It's not You watch it for free on Tooby. Okay.
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Tooby TV. Jones Plantation. Got it. Mhmm.
[01:40:38] Unknown:
Yeah. I just I was just hanging out with, who directed that movie on Saturday. He popped the showed up for our UFC commentary.
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What is it about the West Coast here that makes dudes so tiny and so beta? But it's not you live in Humboldt, dude, where there's all kinds of giant corn fed motherfuckers from, like, milk fucking drinking fucking They're not giant. I'm bigger than most, and I'm fucking a tiny dude where I'm from. Like, I go home, and I'm immediately reminded that I'm small. Of
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California. K? Two sizes. And and I'll I'll grant the the ones that I'm talking about have faded away. I'm blaming Asians for this. I'm blaming Asian pussy for this a %. Hundred %. But but, yeah, there are some giant motherfucking men, especially in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Like, there's some big ass dudes there that are just a size or two human above. You you know, me, you, the stuff like that. And we're not we're not small men. You know? We're not. No. I'm I'm an average I I'm slightly above average height.
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I'm I'm well below average weight, but that's just because we're a fat fucking country. Mhmm. You know, if I'm I'm in the range that I'm supposed to be for my height for body. I think readily available Asian pussy and the also the availability
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of five foot tall senoritas. Kinda
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Right? Because, like, look at look at that whole list that we just list on of Hollywood people. Rob Lowe's a giant among them, and I don't think that dude's even average height. No. Like, fucking Emilio West of his, Tom Cruise, like, all those dudes fucking Five five, five six, five four. Tiny ass dudes, and that's just the way it is around here. Like, most the most I know in California
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Does it have to do with Well, and and Greg Greg the gym That's
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it. Greg is five seven two fifty, and he's like, that that dude's in the gym all the fucking time. He's okay.
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He's one of them fucking guys that's five seven wide also.
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Yeah. I think it has to do with sports cars. The the bigger the guy is trying to get into a tiny sports car, it looks ridiculous. He's too big for the car. If you're a smaller guy like Tom Cruise, you can get into a a cool car real nice, and it just fits you. It suits you. I was there I saw some video yesterday.
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You? I saw some video yesterday of some dude that was, like, six foot in a Lamborghini, and the people next to him were making a video because it looked ridiculous because the dude's, like, shoulders were sitting out above the fucking above the the it was a a They're made for Italians.
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Yeah. Right. And it's a number of.
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Yeah. You know? These fuckers are five two all day long. Of course, they've been hitting that thing. Yeah. And then these dudes are making fun of him on the video, and he looks over. He's like, it's a Lamborghini, and he takes off. You know? Because they're like, you're too big for that car. It looks ridiculous. He's like, it's a Lamborghini. Like Yeah. Then you're a fucking ridiculous looking douchebag in a really expensive car. I did I didn't make a lap. Yeah.
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Fuck. Get a pickup truck. B man. What fuck's wrong with you? Fucking ain't right. Fuck Larry.
[01:44:07] Unknown:
Play that video out of the telegram, Marcus. This is what this is a truck. This is do it. This is this is manly.
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Yeah. It it won't have audio because StreamYard won't let me play telegram audio for some reason. You can download it. Put the audio. I I mean, I can, but
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I'm not gonna. I'm just gonna pull it up. The audio, we just imagine a large diesel engine and crash. Like a vroom vroom sound.
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Right? Right? Let's see. Here we go. And then present.
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This was what I was doing right before the show.
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There we are.
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And sometimes people ask why I got chains hanging all over my truck. This is why. This is the kind of shit I'm doing all the time.
[01:44:59] Unknown:
I don't see any snow there.
[01:45:01] Unknown:
No. The snow's gone. Okay.
[01:45:04] Unknown:
There's a tree. It's levitating. Did you do a Harry Potter word on that tree?
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Yes. I am doing the Jedi.
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Pulling out of the swamps of Dagobah. Is there a x wing fighter or UFO that you're
[01:45:19] Unknown:
collecting? Well, yeah, I I'm trying this I'm trying to save the UFO. No. That's just good madrone, and I found a couple nice bad madrones and obviously yanking them out of the forest. And and then we unhook the chain, and we'll just back the damn truck up and go saw it up and load it up. Beats the shit out of fucking doing all that and chucking it out of out of the forest. But you don't look ridiculous at all when you're six foot driving that.
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I don't think we're doing that. That No. If you've ever listened to blunt force wisdom, I I've been explicit in detail, about my my man hammer have, but I don't think this is the show for that.
[01:46:03] Unknown:
Yeah. No. We're not doing that. Just laughing at the dude that spent a half a million dollars on a Lamborghini. Right. I think it's impressive.
[01:46:12] Unknown:
Right? Yeah. Yeah. Drive up. And I will say upfront that I don't have a punishment, Dick, but but it's a a strong contender. It is. Yeah. I I I do white men proud.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's a the it fully in the BWC
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community. But, Yeah. Yeah. Not freakers.
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But that And BWC. To do with pulling firewood out of the forest, which is just something I have to do a lot because we burn wood here. Yeah. Mhmm. And I like being warm ish.
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We're never really warm here that much. Warm Well, I mean, dude, it's you you can roast that you can roast the house out really quick. And then it just becomes now you went from freezing to sweating in forty five minutes, and you've gotta open doors,
[01:47:09] Unknown:
stuff like that. Yeah, dude. It's Ryan and I'll just leave. We'll just go out and start do find something to do. Like, when Christy cooks sourdough bread because she has to get the the stove up to 500, so she puts dry madrone in there in the middle of the day. And you're like, you know, you're like, you're sitting here and all of a sudden, and I'm leaving. And I'm going outside. I got something to do. I don't know what the fuck it is yet, but something.
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I can't stand the heat in the kitchen, so you get out of there.
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Mhmm. And and the cut in the firewood isn't the the the man hammered. That's the man glitter. That's how I get that's that's how that's that's the that's the how you smell nice. And and my wife likes that. She likes it when I smell like fresh cut wood and have wood chips in my beard. And and she prefers it when I have wood chips in my pockets as opposed to hay. Normally, I'm hay pockets or also I'm old school army, so I flick the cherry off my cigarette butt and stomp that out and put the butt in my pocket.
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So, I don't know. My ex used to get so fucking pissed about the fucking half pack of field strip cigarette butts in my pocket coming home from work every day. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up.
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To do.
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Clean it up after yourself. That's good.
[01:48:31] Unknown:
Good response. Now I only now I only smoke cigarettes when I'm at Ben's house.
[01:48:36] Unknown:
Well, and it's it's something you can't it's like a lifelong thing. Like, when I was in the army, if you got caught flicking a cigarette butt on the ground, they put you on what they call asshole and elbow duty, which means that you went over in the areas that civilians hung out in because them fuckers do that all the time. Mhmm. And you literally only thing that they want look over, they wanna see your ass in the air and your elbows doing this. Assholes and elbows because you're picking up cigarette butts the rest of the day because you threw one cigarette butt on the ground. So I I just don't do that shit.
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Yep. I mean and, you know, you you shouldn't anyway. You really shouldn't. You know? It's it it's it's okay to, you know, be a grown up and clean up after yourself. It is. Leave it better than you know? It's probably a very beneficial thing.
[01:49:26] Unknown:
Yeah. Just try to just try to empty them out of your pocket so your wife doesn't have to walk run them through the washer and and, oh, aluminum. Oh, yeesh. Well, neither has Ben. And
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I I have seen
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I am super married. Like like, I don't even, like, I don't even give a fuck about nobody else or nothing else in any way, shape, or form. Right? Right?
[01:50:02] Unknown:
Yeah. He's been like that ever since I met him. I'm I'm serially monogamous as far as that goes too, like, terminally. Yeah.
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I'm not, like, all high and mighty about it. Like, when I was younger, I did I cheated, and I've been cheated on, and I did the cheating. And you know what? All of it bad. All of it bad. None of it you know, all of it's just really fucked up, and I'm not gonna say, you know, act all high and mighty moral. But you know what? I have a super good relationship, and I like that a lot. And and you know what? Both Steve and I, have, you know, been in that percentage of guys that got more than our share. And the thing about that is is at some point in time, you you realize that, like, it's not really that different. It's not like one of them's magic. Nobody's got, like, some you take off somebody's clothes and harps start playing and little angels start flying out any, you know, anything like that. None of that shit happens.
So at the end of the day, the person that I trust the most that that is on my side that, truly cares about whether I'm happy or not. And and and the loving mother, the one that takes care of me, that's the one I that's the one that I and so nobody else is gonna fill that. And the thing is is that that that kind of relationship, that's that's the the Fidelity Bank and Trust, and you make a deposit anywhere else, and they close your fucking account. Mhmm. It's over.
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And question for you guys. Be before the stream, I was getting into a little bit of the so called, male loneliness epidemic and, a guy who's writing a book about how to raise men to be, you know, men or whatever. And the problem he discovered maybe kind of manufactured to be a problem was that literature from last few years didn't really have strong father figures. So he made this suggestion, and you guys can tell me if there's pros and cons to this. When he's reading to his sons, like, bedtime story type book, he'd replace the mother character with the father character in a story to his son.
So he would, in the story, read read the story to his son and then make the mother character the father character. So correcting all the language in the story to make it appear as if the mother was the father.
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Not entirely sure I'm following.
[01:52:35] Unknown:
Yeah. I I I was waiting for the rest of it. I don't know if you're taking a pause. I was waiting for the punchline or the Well, I'll I'll add I'll add to it. I'll add to it. So this guy, you know, pathological, if we were gonna get into Freud
[01:52:49] Unknown:
and psychoanalyzing this guy's life, he basically maybe a runt of a litter, a a smaller guy, and went to school, got into a a fight, and lost a fight. So all bloody and bruised, comes home to his older brothers and his mom, and expecting to be, you know, hugged and bandaged and stitched up and, you know, given chicken tenders and ranch dressing and, you know, love and attention and support and all the focus. Instead, he found out that they were all was a girl? They were Anne. Right. That's what I'm hearing. They were Anne.
[01:53:22] Unknown:
Guys don't get that shit. They're like, oh, you got beat up. It sucks. Learn to fight better. Well, they called him a coward. They they were they were ashamed for their family name because now he's a coward, and he's beaten up. So they're gotten too. I would've got told learn to fight. In fact Right. The first time I the first time my, my my stepdad and my uncle, my fucking they the neighbor boys started some shit. They saw it, and they were them they were acting fully out of line. And my uncle, my mom's brother, he leaned down, and he's like, and if you come home with your ass whipped, I'm whipping your ass too.
Hey.
[01:54:03] Unknown:
Hey. Yeah. So this this guy identified Yeah. Where? Or, he identified different parenting styles and and noticing that fathers, when they had, a daughter and a son and they needed help with homework, the daughter would always get help with homework. Yep. The son would be told this is on you. Figure it out. That way. Figure it out. Do some extra reading. I'm not gonna do the homework for you. But the father would then provide more emotional support to the daughter to help her along the way. And he saw this as being an issue in raising men that would have consequences in men's life later on down the line.
[01:54:47] Unknown:
How does he not see In terms of, like, you not winding up, half a fag or, like, what I don't
[01:54:55] Unknown:
Like, like, interview what? I'm not sure still lost, man. I'm still lost. Anybody that's gonna have, consequences is it's the infantilization of women, you know, who at by the time they reach adulthood, we're they're still held to a nonaccountable level because they've always, you know, somebody's always held their hand the whole time. So I don't understand where he's coming from with this. Like
[01:55:21] Unknown:
I I and so I'm I'm asking myself this question now. Does does this author believe that erasing fathers and men is going to improve the quality of men later on?
[01:55:34] Unknown:
I mean, because that's kind of what it's going on. Laid it out, that's what it seems like his
[01:55:40] Unknown:
his position is. But I don't I don't know the author that you're talking about. Also hold on. But he started out also with his mothers, and his sisters also didn't, suckle to his little feelers because the world doesn't do that for dudes. So I don't know how cutting the dad out is gonna make that better.
[01:55:58] Unknown:
No. Right. So his so his frustration with not being accommodated to at a time when he was seeking accommodations, comfort, and type of things. This led him to a life of continually wanting boys to be treated
[01:56:19] Unknown:
just like his sisters. It sounds like he wants to be a fat black rapper.
[01:56:24] Unknown:
Yeah. That's what I heard. Mhmm. I know.
[01:56:28] Unknown:
And and another comedic bit, I saw him in a Zoom call on a YouTube video, and he was using his wife's name and her pronouns under his Zoom. So he hadn't changed those.
[01:56:39] Unknown:
See, I I honestly and and this isn't even a joke right now. I honestly believe that most men that go, you know, into the trainee thing, that that is the problem, that they had a very domineering woman in their life and that they think in their head Mhmm. Women are the powerful being. And so that's what they seek to be the powerful being. So that's why they imitate always the very obnoxious asshole woman. It's never it's never the the loving mother type. It's always the the shithead woman that everybody runs around and serves and caters to. Mhmm. Well, that that is a powerful figure when you stop and think about it. Like, it's not powerful in the the classic. She's gonna use force, but she gets her way more than other people. Look at look at the fucking fat rapper, bitch. She's got dudes fucking running over, grabbing her fat ass, a fucking love seat just to just so her flops don't fucking flop over the fucking edges of the chair.
Yeah.
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How many airplane tickets you think she has to buy?
[01:57:52] Unknown:
Oh, at least two, if not three. At least there's no way to get it
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through the body scanner.
[01:58:00] Unknown:
Well, Eddie Hall Eddie Hall makes it through. I watch Eddie Hall's because I find that dude fucking hilarious. He is he is Eddie Hall is the the you know, when you're that large, you can have a complete humor about yourself because who cares? Like, nobody's gonna actually fuck with you. And that dude is hilarious, and he has to get two plane ticket seats. But then he complains, and I'm sure she would too because, obviously, if you're sitting in two seats, where the seats do this is right where the crack of your ass is, and that's not exactly a soft spot. So you're you're like you're you're like a floss in that fucking plane seat.
[01:58:46] Unknown:
Right. Right. So so earlier, we were talking about what a conservative is and what is what is the opposition to the conservative?
[01:58:54] Unknown:
Well, classically, it's liberal, but Sure. I don't I don't even know anymore. And were were liberals
[01:59:01] Unknown:
the ones that were trying to accommodate for more people in culture. So that was kind of their platform for a long time. As they were saying, conservatives are bullies, and they want you to do everything on your own. And some people just cannot do that on their own. So has that idea kind of run its course, and that's kind of where we find ourselves in 2025 to say, you know what? Don't be a coward. Don't run home to mommy and and your sisters and cry about it. Like, figure it out. Get back to work. So
[01:59:40] Unknown:
you can you can do like, you can get your ass beat, and you can run home crying about it. But if the only thing that happens afterwards is you get coddled, then you're always going to be a a coddled child. If somebody doesn't sit you down and go, okay. This is how you make a fist. Mhmm. This is how you throw a punch. This is how you block a punch. This is how you duck. This is how you move. This is how you stand in the phone booth, and square up. You know? Like, it's it's okay to get your fucking shit stoned. Yeah. It's okay. Everybody's gotten the fucking shit beat out or, hopefully,
[02:00:25] Unknown:
everybody's gotten the shit beat out of the has it shaped like this originally?
[02:00:30] Unknown:
Yeah. No. Me either, man. Me either, dude. It
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Mhmm. Like,
[02:00:39] Unknown:
it you know, it I it's it's okay to get beat up. What is not okay is not learning how to defend yourself, not learning how to stand up for yourself in that kind of shit. If all you are is a perpetual victim, you're only going to be able to dispense victim ideology for the rest of your fucking natural born days. And there's so many people, especially, like, late nineties into the February and on where, you know, the fighting was terrible. You can't ever get in a fight and all this kind of shit. Mhmm. Like, participation trophy bullshit and all that kind of stuff where everybody's a winner and nobody's a loser here. Fuck that, dude. Maybe you're a fucking loser and maybe you can do something about it. You know? May may maybe you can fucking maybe if all you've ever done is get your ass beat, maybe there's a fucking way out of that if you put some dedication into not getting your ass beat all the time.
[02:01:37] Unknown:
I either figure out a fight, figure out how to be funny. Lots of guys, that's how they became comedians. Mhmm. They wouldn't fight worth a shit, but, hey, they made jokes and diffused situations. Yeah. That that's you figure it the fuck out. So you're not good at track and field. Instead of getting a participation trophy, go do something else. Maybe you're a good carpenter. I don't fucking know. Figure it out. We all can't be good at the same thing. And you know what? Here's the other problem that they that they did during that era is they told everybody they can be anything, and that's just not fucking true. It's just not fucking true. You know what? I'm never gonna be an NBA star. Had I spent every fucking day of my life trying to figure out how to dribble that basketball, The the the best I I would have ever gotten was Cheech and Chong. Like, basketball jets. Like, I was never gonna be good at basketball. I I'm I can't jump. I I don't have the the requisite skill sets
[02:02:38] Unknown:
in my body to be good at that. And Now I wanna redo that song with Alex Jones as Ozempic Jones.
[02:02:46] Unknown:
Nice. Ozempic Jones.
[02:02:50] Unknown:
With my daughter. Yeah, dude. Got the orange and pictures.
[02:02:56] Unknown:
Semi glue tines?
[02:03:01] Unknown:
When my daughter my daughter played basketball, and I hated basketball, and she'd make me drive. I'd have to go drive her to these fucking basketball games. So my my my revenge for that was playing, songs like that, and I'd play that and then just sing it as badly as possible, and she would just lose her fucking mind. She'd get so mad. And and I am sorry to address that quest or what that comment earlier. I'm sorry that good women don't get treated right. Mhmm. That that I don't disagree. There's nobody harder than me on how weak men are and how how pathetic they are.
And that that is like, when I talk about I know a lot of people immediately point when I say, like, I think women shouldn't vote. Not that I think that they should be second class citizens. And, my wife's my best friend and, like, everything, like, my life would be horrible without her and her light. And I make sure her life is fantastic because I love her. That's what you do for people you love, especially a lot. And, of course, I take her feelings and her things into account. At the same token, in in situations where decisions need to be made a lot of times, her immediate, because that's what a woman does. Her immediate, reaction is emotional.
And then her immediate reaction is she wants to make everything feel okay. And so she does she won't let the rough parts of the situation, ride themselves out for a better situation. She immediately tries to just tamp the fire down. And so that's not good decision making, and that's okay. Again, people do need to feel okay, but somebody also needs to make the decisions. And so it's just a role thing. And neither one is is they're they're they're they're they're, symbiotic with each other. So, I I, I'm sorry for the women that, have to go through that. Again, one of the reasons we started this show is to work on fighting like the red pill, because we wanna offer men an alternative to understand that you can be manly, but also not be this high school fuckwad that's like, yeah. I just fuck bitches and creepier
[02:05:24] Unknown:
and blah blah and I don't take no responsibilities.
[02:05:28] Unknown:
Yeah. You know, like, there there is other options to being a manly man that people look up to. And in fact, nobody looked up to that guy ever. That jackass was always a jackass. It's only, this, generation of extreme feminization
[02:05:44] Unknown:
that makes that seem like a decent alternative, and it's not. Yeah. And I think that's what Anna's alluding to here, which said they turned the new generation of women into the men, in the family. And what that's a that's like a sixty, seventy year project to destabilize the the family that's culminated in, like, this whole, like, stud class, of women and shit where they're dressing like fucking nineteen nineties gangster rappers and treating the women that they hook up with like they're a nineteen nineties gangster rapper. And it's never been anything that's getting pushed culturally is in service of destruction of the family.
And that's where a lot of these problems, have their root in. You know what I mean? We it's really fucking hard. And I'm saying this as somebody who's, you know, raised and raising sons. It's really hard to raise men these days. It is. Like, the shit that you have to fight. I remember, dude, he was maybe 10. And my son came home, and he was like, I wanna go hang out at so and so's house, and we're gonna cuddle with the homies. And I was like, that sounds like some gay shit. No. No. You don't get to do that. Harder with the homies. The there's something that was being pushed through the fucking school.
We're like, yeah. You go have a cuddle puddle with your dude bro friends. You know? And I'm like, no. How about you go fucking shoot your BB gun and fucking I'll talk to you in an hour. How about that? Because you got yours anyway. So, no, that's not gonna happen.
[02:07:39] Unknown:
So he asked you because he felt it was kind of a weird thing, and he wanted you to say no so we could tell his cuddle putty cuddle putty. I can't even say that. I hope so. Dudes. Right. They know my dad says I can't do that. Yeah. My dad says I'm more than I'm not allowed to do that. You, if he woulda asked his mom, she would have been like, oh, sure, honey. That sounds great. Oh, do you get any other sports thing? Bread and crackers.
[02:08:01] Unknown:
Should've been like even tired. Do you guys have clean pajamas to wear? You need Right? Need more pillows. For your cuddle puddle party? Right. Like,
[02:08:10] Unknown:
you can eat snacks. Can look go get snacks. Yep.
[02:08:13] Unknown:
See, this is where this is where one of the tropes that I'm seeing that's very interesting where they're trying to remove men from the children's lives, and I think that there's been there's too much female activity in especially boys' lives that that women should not be teaching boys how to be men. That's fucking ridiculous. Like
[02:08:35] Unknown:
I'm not gonna teach anyone how to be a woman. I'm not gonna teach anyone how to be an astronaut. I'm not gonna teach anyone how to be a fucking astrophysicist or any of that shit, dude. I could teach you how to be a carpenter. I could teach you how to be a roofer. I could teach you how to, like, half ass work on vehicles and stuff like that. I can teach you a bunch of $3 words you're never gonna need or use, but I'm never going to be able to teach anyone how to fucking be a woman. I don't know why the you know? Yeah. And we know why. And we're discussing why. But, like, we're we're at the point now where we need to examine why are so many women trying to teach men how to be men. They've never had I thought it was all about validating your lived experience.
Yes. Well, if your lived experience is as a woman, the fuck you doing trying to teach my son how to be a man. That's my job.
[02:09:29] Unknown:
%. And then don't interfere in it. Don't get in the way. Sometimes when things look rough, and they are rough, that's the way boys thrive. Boys aren't like girls. Girls do good when you can cater to their feelings and make them comfortable. Boys do good when they are stressed hard.
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Hard. They have to solve a problem.
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Yes.
[02:09:56] Unknown:
Yes. Have to overcome a challenge. Have to go through adversity. Have to get their fucking teeth kicked in every once in a while. And if they have to team up to do it together
[02:10:07] Unknown:
to conquer a challenge, that's how friendships are forged. Mhmm.
[02:10:11] Unknown:
And then and then boys are extraordinarily competitive with each other. And that's a good thing because that's what makes them strive to be better. It's not it's not a bad thing. It's not, toxic masculine. It's what makes them one time, Jordan.
[02:10:28] Unknown:
One time. Out of all the times that I was on the roof It's a good one.
[02:10:34] Unknown:
One time. And it was. It was a good one. It was.
[02:10:41] Unknown:
Yeah. No. And I don't know why they're masculinizing women and and I agree. I yeah. And the thing is is, men hate it. And these women actually were to this point now where this is actually where the cat joke, thing is coming in because nobody want no dudes want a boss bitch. No. They don't. And these women eventually do want a family and do want you know? Because that's that's what happens when you start getting older. All those all those things that were really important when you were a kid, they fall away. And all of a sudden, your family and and your, the the future start becoming more important to you.
So I don't understand why they've done that. It's a very self destructive, path. I don't understand it. I do understand where some of the women are drawn to it. I do get that. You know, they've seen the really domineering shitty men do this and that they believe that because these men have monetarily a lot times because they have no scruples, succeeded. So they they see these men as as, icons that, you know, that they could be that kind of thing. But the thing is is, honestly, you know, like I said, in this era where we've been hyper feminized, the eighties jock jackass is that's being glorified.
But that's not what most men want. Most dudes don't wanna be like that. I don't I don't feel I wouldn't feel cool treating my wife like an asshole. Like, when my wife is happy and smiles, that makes me happy. Like,
[02:12:36] Unknown:
And that's not like happy wife, happy life. You just acquiesce and let her run the fucking your entire scenario. No, dude. That's it it means, you know, you both wake up in love with each other, so you want to make each other's day better. And sometimes that looks, you know, completely foreign to other people. Sometimes the you're going to butt heads. Sometimes you're gonna get into fucking arguments. It's because you're two different people, and you are coming at it from two very different perspectives. But if you love each other, then the focus is going to be on getting through it and no longer being mad at each other rather than trying to, like, run somebody down or win points in a fucking, you know, the boxing match with words or whatever. The it's it's about coming to a point of understanding, moving past it, and getting back to the part to where you're both naked and her boobies are pressed up against you. That's the that's it.
[02:13:42] Unknown:
So we started talking about executive orders and presidential leadership and federal government type stuff. Have any of those executive orders, any sort of documents or speeches led towards a result where our current ex executive, officer chief what's his name? Leader of the military, commander in chief. That guy, is he Is he done? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he has he done anything to say, I wanna help families have access to mortgages to buy houses to raise children in? No.
[02:14:23] Unknown:
No. No. So the the executive orders have been reversing the previous executive orders Mhmm. And then absorbing, nongovernment offices into the federal government, expanding the size, scope, reach, and mandate of the federal government. Mhmm. And, at no point has there been a single thing that's been done that has either increased liberty Mhmm. Or made it easier to raise a family? Not that I think the government that should be the role of the government. You know? I don't think that should be the role of the government. Right. However, it's being marketed in a way where you have to kinda make that point to to push back.
And look, dude, if if you guys want to have, like, a cuddle tunnel tent in Tennessee, that's fine. That's fine. At the carnival, you'd go do your own thing, man. I'm not here to tell you what to do. If if you want naked cuddling in Tennessee, by all means, do that. You know? Please do that. Don't I bitch, you know, I'm I'm gonna be two. It's just it's gonna be with one person, and we're we're gonna be so somewhere else. And and the puddles are gonna be the part you move away from. Yeah. You don't wanna roll over into that. It's it's not great. Yeah. Yeah. That that spot sucks. It's a third eye circus on an old factory factory. Right.
Right.
[02:16:03] Unknown:
Yeah. That's the only cuddle puddle I'm I I I'm doing, which isn't even like it's not like dudes were scared to touch each other. Like, when I was a wrestler, because we've you know, they didn't accommodate us. We were usually sitting on the ground somewhere, so you just lean your back into your buddy's back. In that way, we both had some place to lean, and that wasn't weird. You know? But laying around and cuddling with other dudes, that's now you've broached into weirdness. Like, you have, like, you didn't just, like, walk up to the line. You you you obliterated the line. You you went to a gas station way down the road past the line. You're there getting drinks and shit. Like, no. You way, way too far with that. Way too far.
[02:16:51] Unknown:
Mhmm.
[02:16:52] Unknown:
Like, I'm from the Midwest. It was hard for me moving to California because everybody here is all huggy huggy. And, like, when I especially when I first moved here in the Midwest, we've got the Klingon war Zone. Like, why are you in this range? If you're in this range, I'm either gonna hit you or hump you. That's one of the two options that you have if you're inside of that zone. Mhmm. Like, around my whole body. Like, there's no reason for you to be there unless you wanna do one of those two things. Right? Yeah.
[02:17:23] Unknown:
And and I moved here, and everybody wants to get right up in that zone, and you're like, why why are you Hey. Hey. Yeah. No, dude. I know if I've been in too many fights for you to be this close to me right now. I'm a too confident. Let's exchange words first. Let's not exchange kisses on the cheeks. My my old boss, Blue, was from, like, Northeast Pennsylvania Hill Country. And he's made out of, like, gristle and post traumatic stress disorder from an abusive father and fucking like, it's just you know? And he do I remember him telling me, you know, like, when I first moved out here, you know, people would call me, you know, brother or bro. And he'd be like, I'm not your brother.
I'm not. We're not family. You know? And, like, that was you know? And he's twenty years older than me. He grew up in a different all that kind of shit. But, like, it took him, you know, almost thirty years to, like, just go ahead and accept being called bro. You know what I mean? You have entered an area of familiarity,
[02:18:31] Unknown:
sir, and you do not belong there.
[02:18:35] Unknown:
Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you getting so familiar with me, man? I don't even know your fucking name. Why are you calling me brother? Like, that's that was his mentality, and that's just how a lot of us grew up. Well, when he says Pennsylvania,
[02:18:51] Unknown:
the Pennsylvania was well known for having the Dutch. And, see, if you ever read Germania now now I understand that the Dutch are not Germans, but that's the today's name. The people of that area, which was Germania, when, Tacitus wrote about it, he said, I don't think these people even like each other. Like, they go together once a week to eat and trade food, and then they don't talk. They go off. They look way away from each other.
[02:19:20] Unknown:
His last name is Dietrich. Yes. So, you know, I mean, he's he he looks like a little tiny German Santa Claus. Yeah. That's just put together with, like, tendons and fucking anger.
[02:19:34] Unknown:
Yeah. And we don't like people touching us. Like, Christy's best friend is this little sawed off, like, ninety pound four foot eleven chick. And she was coming up to give me a hug, and nothing in my brain understood that that was what was going on. So I start backpedaling to get out of the boat. And I can I think I'm just keep I think I'm still just in her way? So there's, like, this little nook that I can sidestep and let her by. So I sidestep, and this chick comes in and just goes in and gets it. And literally, like, she puts her arms around and hugs me. I go, like, she just punched me or something. Bad touch. Bad touch. Yeah.
And everybody starts laughing at me. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. That probably was a little ridiculous. Okay. That was that was a lot. That was a lot. Okay.
[02:20:28] Unknown:
Yeah.
[02:20:30] Unknown:
I get it, though, man. I do. I'd a % understand.
[02:20:38] Unknown:
Diplomacy.
[02:20:41] Unknown:
I need a grown up. First, what do you want? Need an olive branch first.
[02:20:47] Unknown:
Let's exchange gifts and words. Yeah. Let's know each other. In ten years. I'm about a fucking handshake. Maybe. Well,
[02:20:55] Unknown:
I you know, you were talking earlier about the horizontal DNA transfer, and I was gonna bring up the idea of mononucleosis or even, like, I wouldn't say gum disease, but maybe just, cause the cause of cavities. That might be the debate we wanna get into with the the dental thing. But just mouth biome exchange amongst family could could be good. A kiss from a mother could be healing and balancing and helpful. From a father, maybe. But from strangers, it it it could be a strange thing. Now we're talking about, you know, Valentine's Day and the the cure for the male lineage of the probably got some legitimacy
[02:21:34] Unknown:
to it that the mother's saliva might have some kind of healing qualities to it. That's probably got yeah. Just like breast milk that that you put breast milk on, like, pink eye, things like that. It's it's supposed to be just a magical. That's really probably got some validity to it.
[02:21:52] Unknown:
Right. And then people who buy the Listerine and they get the the color, the blue or the the green color, the mouthwash, and they just continually use that three times a day just to kill everything in there. I mean, there's been some studies linking that to heart conditions and other indigestion and, you know, whatever whatever. Who knows what the numbers are actually saying? But the argument about, you know, not over scrubbing yourself, not using too much more soap than necessary, this type of thing.
[02:22:24] Unknown:
If you're a man at a gym squatting just a bar, stop. Just stop.
[02:22:30] Unknown:
Oh, man. Mhmm.
[02:22:34] Unknown:
Sorry, Marcus.
[02:22:35] Unknown:
No. That's that's right on. It's like going to the gym, sweating. It's like, if if that's the only place in your life where you're sweating, what kind of a a comfort life are you you living?
[02:22:50] Unknown:
If the only time you can you you have to plan on your day planner to go and rip everything's in sweat. I I go to the fucking feed store, and they hire these kids. These all these guys in California, and you watch these kids get fucking manhandled by a bale of hay. You're like, oh, that hay bale just whooped your ass, bro. It fucking walked you, man. Like, jeez. What what's even going on? Don't get me wrong. These are some pretty big three stringers. So I I would be hard pressed to grab two of them and carry them, but you can't carry one? The fuck is your problem? No. It's glamour muscles,
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core strength,
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or glamour muscles. These two guys were doing it, and they each grabbed one side of a bail. I was like and I I even said it. I was legitimately
[02:23:42] Unknown:
saying it out loud. I go, I've never seen that. Bending at the knees doing doing the, the team lift together?
[02:23:48] Unknown:
Yeah. I looked over there. I've never seen that. That's funny shit, man.
[02:23:57] Unknown:
That's good. That's good. Yeah. No. I I would love to have, the, a couple of different, like, holistic dentists and stuff like that that come through and have a conversation with them, and, that would be interesting. It it would. It would. And everything about modern dentistry is just civil war era dentistry, with fucking more expensive equipment.
[02:24:24] Unknown:
My teeth don't look all pretty and stuff. I haven't gotten them all. You know? Like, I got the browning on them from having artesian water when I was a kid and smoking, but I've only got three fucking fillings in my mouth. Right? And I and I'm almost 50. Like, fuck all that. And I don't go to the dentist or nothing. I do have,
[02:24:44] Unknown:
Dude, the Smothers Brothers were awesome.
[02:24:47] Unknown:
The Smothers Brothers were great.
[02:24:50] Unknown:
I I do. I don't I don't know if you guys realize, like, how incredibly talented the Smothers Brothers were, or how subversive they were. Like, the Smothers Brothers put out some of the most, like, in the fucking paint anti war content on television in an era where that was really unpopular. The Smothers Brothers put their fucking necks out, on the line in a way like very few other, you know, quote, unquote, acceptable television acts, had done. Those guys are fucking legends, man.
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I I love their I love their show. I'm I'm just at that age where we there was a lot of black and white rerun shit going on when I was a kid. Uh-huh. And and Smother Brothers and mister Ed were my were two of my very favorites. Hee haw, man. Oh god. Hee haw. Oh god. I Christy even makes fun of it because, like, where she's from, Carol Burnett was the thing, but where I'm from, everybody watched Hee haw. No. Carol Burnett was Do you know what a fucking genius
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Roy Clark was? Yes. On the fucking like, and not just the guitar, but that dude could play anything with strings. I mean, the we're talking about a legitimate virtuoso. The the okay. Have you guys ever seen Roy Clark on the odd couple?
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I have. Yeah. Probably as a rerun. Yeah. Yeah.
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Let let me and we're we're gonna go hang on. Let me get to the the good bit here. There we go. Alright. And this is, you know, I mean, standard Mexican folk music, on the front end, but it still requires a significant amount of talent to do. This is, again, the guy from Hee Haw doing this, not not the Oscar there or Felix or whichever one that is. But Favorite Mountain Dew. No. No. And I splice with the clicks. I don't wanna hear anything, I wanna Mountain Dew. Wait.
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Could I do something for myself?
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Take that time. It's
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And that's why Roy Clark was infinitely better than Les Claypool.
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Right? Well, you can imagine a a 12 year old Les Claypool watching the odd couple right at the slap pop part going,
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I wonder if I can do that. That slaps. That slaps. That slaps right there. That does. We're Primus, and we suck. We we we're taking a hard stance against Primus? No. I I actually love Les. I do. I've been to Rancho Relaxo. I've eaten in his restaurant. I've we've seen We're just joking around. How how can you look at Steve and I and not and not assume we enjoy Primus? I I'm gonna be honest.
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I would I'd, we'll demographic. Every once in a while on the preshow tunes for for AM wake up, I'll pull up, like, Tommy the cat or something like that, throw that out there. But I also you know, I'm a a But I don't got a big round of fan of Tom Waits. When I say I'm a fan of Tom Waits, I went over the line a couple of times. I did. I did. I, like, stalked the dude Oh. For a minute. He used to hang out at this truck stop diner right outside of Petaluma, California, and I found out about that. So I waited there for, like, three days until he showed up, and then I went and sat at his table.
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George McGovern used to eat regularly at my buddy's diner.
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Heck, yeah.
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Yeah. He had quite a few conversations with George McGovern. Nice. Yeah. They just had this little broasted chicken diner type place. You know? Just make trucker truck stop type food, basically. You know? And broasted chicken.
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I didn't raise his own chickens.
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I sat down at Tom Waits' table just totally fucking unasked, unoffered, anything like that. And he, you know, looks kind of surprised that there's some random fucking gutter hippie sitting down in his fucking I'm like, hey, man. I've been to your recording room. And that's how I opened the the the conversation. And he was like, you know about the recording room? Yeah. Yeah, buddy. I do. The the and it's the fucking the first time I met Les, like, met Les, and then got the invite up to the the Rancho. Tall toad music in Petaluma, California. And I walk in to go buy a couple of guitar strings because I'm playing guitar on the street for money.
That's I'm singing for my supper. You know? This is in my my Vagabond era. And, I had a broken string, so I went to go replace it. And fucking, I walk in, and I hear the most insane noise. And I look over in the corner, and it's Les beating the shit out of a fucking Martin twelve string. And, like, I've seen this dude in concert a lot. I know what he looks like. You know? And fucking, I'd you know, I buy the strings. He gets in line behind me to be like, hey. Wrap it up. You know? I want this. I I I want the guitar. And I go outside less.
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You can fucking smack around on some other guitar and beat it like a cop's wife. Right?
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I walk outside. I light up a cigarette. Les walks out with the guitar, and I was like, hey, man. You know? Not not trying to be a fan or anything, but I I appreciate the music. Thank you. And he was like, really? I think we suck. I'm like, dude, you don't gotta fucking do the marketing thing. Like, I'm I'm I'm genuinely appreciative, of what you guys have done. You know? I'm, again, not trying to be, like, fanboy or anything like that. Just, you know, thanks for for what you've you put out there. I do appreciate it. What the fuck are you doing here? And he was like, I'm waiting for a ride. 1976, '70 '8 Ford LTD comes pulling up, and Tom Waits unfolds himself out of it and looks over the list and fucking goes, did you get something shiny?
Unless it's like, yeah. He goes, put it in the trunk.
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All 10 fucking feet wide of it. Dude,
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Like, a eight body trunk in those things, man. And yeah. And they hopped into this thing and fucking drove off. And I'm like, why didn't I hop in the trunk?
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They wouldn't have even noticed. They wouldn't have. You you could've fucking had a little fort in there for fucking just taking a little bit of groceries out there. Grocery bags fucking lived in there almost infinitely. Mhmm.
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Yeah. And that's not true. I moved to Sonoma County for pussy, and that didn't work out. One specific or just in general? Any No. One specific, and that didn't work out. Sure. But I'm glad it didn't work out because then I wouldn't have gotten back closer to my kids. I wouldn't be with the girl that I'm currently with. They're, like, all the, like, all that shit was yeah. The the move to Sonoma was incredibly significant in that my life became infinitely better after I got away from that particular pussy. Yeah.
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That does happen.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. So even when you're wrong, you can still be on the right path. Being wrong about a couple of things doesn't mean that you're not heading in the right direction. It just means that you have misaligned your priorities, I think, maybe. I know. Oh, man. And look, dude, I'm never gonna say a fucking unkind word about, like, any of my exes. You know? That that you're never gonna hear me talk shit about anybody that I've been with. It's not that's not what I'm trying to do. I'm grateful for the fact that I, you know, got brought back from Vegas to California.
I am. I am. And everything Right before I right before I go to Vegas, though, the timing could have been better. Yeah. It could have been a little better. Could have been a little better.
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And fucking Jimmy Brent died. Like, all of the dudes I knew in Vegas fucking I'm like, cool. I know a couple people I wanna visit in Vegas. And then you left and Jimmy Brent died. I'm like, I don't know anybody I wanna visit in Vegas.
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Dude, what a No reason to return to Vegas. What a weird place.
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I still like, I mean, I miss being able to go see live stand up comedy, and there's nothing fucking better than the stand up show called The Dirty at 12:30 at the South Point Casino every Friday at midnight thirty. If you're ever in Las Vegas, go to the Southpointe on Friday night and go see some fucking live stand up for free. Get there about an hour early and just be grateful that you're there for that experience because it's awesome. It really is. You know, ain't nobody making you drink. Ain't nobody making you gamble. The only thing that you're being made to do is laugh, and that's because the people on stage are funny.
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I can't remember where we went and saw Sam. It was somewhere in the bay there.
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Well, if you want to see Sam Sam Tripoli do live stand up, and also camp out on a kick ass property and also see other people do stand up and also see, you know, a bunch of your favorite podcasters favorite podcasters play music together come to the Third Eye Carnival.
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There'll probably not be any gay cuddle cuddle puddles.
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The no. Well, I'd okay. I can't guarantee that, but I
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I said probably.
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Oh, man.
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It won't be officially listed on the schedule of events. Movie.
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Did you did Is that the one with Jay with, Nicholas Cage? Where he's such a fucking drunk. He's drunk. Can't even cash a check.
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Yeah. With Elizabeth Shue in it? Yeah. Yeah. Elizabeth Shue. Elizabeth Shue? I think so.
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Yeah. I I wasn't allowed to watch movies with Elizabeth Shue for a year for a number of years because my ex wife looked so much like Elizabeth Shue.
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I dated a fucking chick that looked just like Drew Barrymore. And I wasn't, yeah, hadn't an an accident. Slick. Not into
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Mistakes are okay are okay.
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Yeah. They are. Well, the how how the fuck is how's that even a thing? For participation. I agree with that statement. Yeah. Mistakes are rewarding price participation, but that's how you learn.
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Yep. That's how you learn. I agree.
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You know, it's unless you purely subscribe to the Bob Ross philosophy that there are no mistakes, just happy accidents.
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You know what? None of us achieve Bob Ross level. That's why Bob Ross was Bob Ross.
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I had a a bandmate, back in my Colorado days who wrote a song called Bob Ross, and it's fantastic.
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Yeah. Yeah. That that was a great song. I like to Oh, Bob Ross was not an electrician, so his hat you know, the happy mistakes when you're an electrician, they do not feel near as good as the smudges on his painting. Just throwing that out there. Not all the fields had mistakes are as happy. Just saying. Yeah. I have caught myself on fire and electrocuted myself a couple times. Right. Great.
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Right. Yeah. No. Mistakes are nature's way of fucking showing us that we need to be more educated, more aware, more diligent. We may need to learn. Yeah. Like, it's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The the mistakes are the only way you fucking get get through it. And I said this the the other day, I'll fucking say it. I'll die on that hill, dude. I demand this is why I only do live shows, and I really don't like doing recorded content. I demand the freedom to fuck up. Without the freedom to fuck up and fuck up in front of people that are going to hold me accountable, I may have a completely unearned sense of entitlement. I may demand that Charlemagne to God bring a fucking couch for me.
You know what I mean?
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That's why I keep myself covered in six different kinds of shit. At five different kinds of shit, I will start putting on airs. Six, though, humble.
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You I yeah. No. I didn't it's like it this is the psyop that was the Grateful Dead taught me about the freedom to fuck up. They taught me about we're gonna do it live. The you know, way more than Bill O'Reilly ever could. The the ability to have these conversations, you know, in front of people, but also then when we do it, at the carnivals and stuff like that, literally in front of people, really does, like, it not only keeps you grounded, but it adds, an extreme element of humility to it. And if you're not approaching this shit humbly, then you're approaching it in vain.
And I can't fucking stand the vanity driven mainstream alternative media shit, dude. It's such it's repulsive to me.
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So fake. That's where we kinda started the conversation even before the the stream is going live. We were talking about, you know, professional podcasters. Hell, yeah. And then the editors that make them in the edit room where there, you know, there's software called Descript where all of the recorded audio is transcribed to text, and then you edit the text like you're editing it now. Have some toxoplasmosis
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slick just for you.
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Yeah. But no. I mean, look, dude. I do. I I reserve the right to fuck up because how else am I gonna learn?
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Every and and, you know, error interruption gets edited out in the final mix, and it's like, well, that's not how conversations ever occur. So even listening to some of these overproduced things and, like, something called the telepathy tapes is really, really popular. And you listen to that, and you're like, well, this is so shiny. It's like they're selling a worldview or an idea. I can't can't be trusting of that.
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Well, I just Life doesn't work that way, dude. You fail
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over and over and over. Go ahead, Ben. Sorry. When you when you do that, you don't leave yourself room to grow. So that when that position, we all kinda feel like, our show with, GLO was on that map, where GLO was, more red pill that had moved out of that realm and was starting to have a disconnect between some of the things that he had picked up in that realm. And that's fine. That's the way a person should be. You do something for a while. You take the pieces out that are good pieces. You let go of the rest, and you move on. There's nothing wrong with that.
But absolutely when you start identifying into something, that's when they that's what they call a zealot. Mhmm. So you don't have your own personality outside of the ideals of this thing that you've signed up for. And zealotry is always, just a bad thing. And I'm and I'm talking about you slick dissident with your hatred of cats. It's you know what? Cats' lives matter. I don't have toxoplasmosis, slick. You hateful son of a bitch.
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Toxoplasmast masculinity. That's funny.
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That is fucking funny. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit. Oh, no. But, I mean, look, dude. Nobody's ever gone through life unblemished. Nobody
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Oh, you you're just you just started to blemish. Your audio started to robot just as you were talking about it.
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It was trying to emphasize your point, Steve. It was emphasizing your point.
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Are you a youth pastor?
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And like Steve was saying, one of the things that I enjoy is, one of the things, as a public speaker and going to events and whatnot, the room one of the first rumor I ever heard about myself that everybody was spreading around was that I personally am high fidelity. Like, what you thought you were gonna meet when you saw me on the internets, that's the dude you met. Like, I'm not changing myself. I'm not trying to act any different than I'm always gonna act. And that makes it super easy for me because I just get to be me. That's super easy.
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Yeah. And I've I've had, I've had people hopefully, I'm back, and I don't sound like a robot. You are here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've had, you know, people say the same shit, like, that, you know, when we when we met in fucking three-dimensional space, I was the same dude that, I am on the show. Because I am, dude. I only know how to be me. I don't know how to be anybody else. I do some character voices and shit because they're funny. But, you know, the I'll do that in Ben's living room. You know? And, actually, I'm probably funnier in Ben's living room than I am on the air. I probably am. Because I'm uncomfortable with the
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holding back just a little bit?
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No. We have to be less stoned in my living room. You can be so stoned.
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Oh, okay.
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And Mark is exactly who you would think he is. That's just a it was just a fact. Man of mystery.
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But, yeah, dude, I and that's what, you know, that's what the whole, like, third eye carnival thing is supposed to be. The only people that are gonna show up to be on the panels are going to be the people that are consistently them wherever they are, no matter where they are and whatever capacity they're supposed to be there. You know what I mean? So do it like we're intentionally not inviting people that, present as opposed to b, if that makes any
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sense. Yes. It does to us.
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Yeah.
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Like, the ones that are telling you that it like, let's an easy example, they're preaching to you about health, but then you look at them and they aren't healthy at all. You're like Yeah. You should maybe start getting high on your own supply before you preach with it.
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Thank you, Anna. You're fucking rad. Dude, no. Anna's awesome too, man. It was it was cool to to meet her back in Pueblo last year. We're running it back this year to, you know, July 4 weekend. Pueblo, Colorado, blowback gallery, two days of live music. And and and that's the Pueblo thing's just music. It's all music and live podcast, and it's all genres of music. And we opened it with, you know, some, like, singer songwriter shit, and we closed it with a fucking gutter punk band. And they were, like, hardcore fucking hardcore punk band. It was great, dude. They were loud as fuck. And they had, like, a giant fat black lead singer.
And fucking these dudes go out and they do, like, mutual aid all day every day with you know, and fucking feed help feed people and shit like that. Like, they're they're actually punk. Like, old school punk about it. You know? They're they're like a living embodiment, of the whole food not bombs mentality, and that's really fucking rare in the music scene. They're called terror attack. Go look them up. They're on Instagram. They got shit all over YouTube. And I hope they come back this year. I hope they do. That'd be fun.
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I was writing down the the recommendations of things to listen to to watch. I think, we mentioned there's a movie Jones Plantation on Tubi. Mhmm. Is there, some some filmmakers or people involved with that that we might wanna reach out to?
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Well, Larkin Rose wrote the movie. Right. Yeah. And, Drew directed it. The Twitter account legal man, is a dude named Lee Gomer. It's at US Crime Review is the Twitter account. But Lee Lee Gullman, legal man, is one of the the stars of the film. It looks like on the front end, just a a run of the mill, you know, Antebellum era slavery movie, very quickly, it takes a turn, and you understand that it's a description of our current political system in government. And it is the very, very well done. And for us, it you know, it some of it will will seem heavy handed, But if there are people in your life that need a nudge, the the I couldn't I couldn't think, of a better way to do it outside of forcing people to watch T Snyder's conspiracy synergy series.
Like, those if anybody, you know, has people in their life that need a little bit, of a push, conspiracysynergy.com or Jones Plantation, No no better way, in my opinion, to, like, open up that conversation. And, you know, peace be with you and all that kind of stuff.
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Larkin's in the Pacio community.
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Oh, Pacio is in the Larkin community because Larkin had already done time before Pacio had done a livestream.
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Well, however you wanna put that, I've I've got some connections in the Paseo community. Mhmm.
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I can follow-up. No. I you know, I I fucking it's dude. He did he did great. He's he's done a lot to help a lot of people
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have more complete picture. Network. I I so we'll put it that way then. He's in the one great network. I know some people. I've got connections in the one great network. Mhmm. Yeah. I know four three, four people, a couple of his main guys.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I've had I've had Larkin on. He'll he'll be on again soon because they're putting out a movie called Barnum World, very soon. About the animal crackers? How to contact him. Yes. It's all about animal crackers. %. Charlie Robinson's in that movie. He's the narrator.
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Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
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It's like a little a little community's growing up and making real movies.
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Right? Well and Charlie owns activist post now too. I I keep trying to, like, like, I don't I think about this shit a lot, man, because there there's people that could have had very, very different lives if they just would have leaned into the life that had been prepared for them. And they made conscious decision after conscious decision to go a completely different direction that would make their lives significantly more uncomfortable for them, but better for people they're never gonna fucking meet. And Charlie Robinson is one of those dudes. Yeah.
He should buy rights, just be a wealthy real estate magnate douchebag with a fucking media company that teaches retarded illiterate professional athletes how to talk on camera. He should be. Instead, he's the host of macroaggressions, the host of Anarchapoco, and just bought the activist post. Yeah. And that's fucking
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the one who does An Archipelago?
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Well, Berwick, it's Berwick's party, but Charlie is the MC for the last, like, two years or something like that.
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Is Archaic speaking at that this year? I have no idea.
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Berwick's got a dog, doesn't he?
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Yeah. Well, his his famous dog passed away, and I think he has a new dog now. Oh, okay. Yeah. But, yeah. And Berwick's a pirate. You know? Not not gonna not gonna pretend like he's not. But, I mean, shit, dude. High diddle d. You know? Fucking
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Right. Yeah. I mean, we've we've watched these people over many years doing this thing. And for them to continue doing it, it means they've they've sacrificed a lot of, you know, comfort and other cushier jobs that they could have taken, and they could have been paid off and all these types of things. But for them to keep doing it, well, there's there's some love in that game. Love and respect.
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Yeah. No. People shit on Berwick all the time because he's a used car salesman about what he does, but you don't become the dollar vigilante, and you also don't become a fucking, you know, crypto billionaire or whatever Right. Yeah. I know. Without doing some that I saw that was gonna be speaking this year. That's right. Who oh, yeah. No. Stu Peters is there. Yeah. There's some fucking limited hangouts, at Anarkapoca because it's a it it draws people in. Sure. But also If you put me on that bill, nobody show up. You put fucking Stupi on that bill, people are gonna show up because they know who he is.
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So our our conversation just a a few paragraphs before, we were talking about authenticity and live speaking engagements. You know, it's it's good thing to have people show up to events and let them talk. Just let them talk and listen to what they say. And the more they talk, the more you listen over a longer period of time, then you've got more information to determine if you wanna continue listening or not. Mhmm. And you can see who's been consistent and who has been shaped over time. We started talking about Whoopi Goldberg and how Leave Jimmy Dore alone, man. That's not fair. I was was gonna talk about Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi
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Whoopi Goldberg? Are you
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Right. Is she is she everyone's mom? I I don't know how she got groomed to be in all these, feel good family films.
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I don't know. That in your face. Total just her whole comedy bit was that she was just a fucking blown out drug addict, and everybody was just like, wow. Look at this blown out drug addict. Right? Her bits weren't even particularly funny. She was just, like, pointing out that also rich people were also drug addicts and blown out, basically, and shit like that. And telling people how it is in rehab and shit like that. Like, her her comedy wasn't particularly funny. It was you know, if you've lived that lifestyle at all, you're just like, okay. Well, that's just
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And now she's the the loving grandmother on The View?
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Well, she's, she's auntie on The View. There it's nothing but grandmothers as far as I apologize for being ageist in this comment I just made. Yeah. Well, no. I mean, I think I I would think that Joy Behar would be like the Jewish grandmother. Whoopi would be your black auntie. And then I don't know who else is on the show. But but yeah. And this is a fantastic point here by by Joshua Cromley. Like, the this needs to be
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noted here. Read it word for word.
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Is that Marba Walters? Is that her name? Bob
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wall wars. No.
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What the fuck's that? What the fuck's that? She was on. She's long gone. She's long gone.
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You're thinking about the view from when Norma McDonald went on there and told people about Bill Clinton being a murderer. It's it's a different cast at this point. So Josh says, as Spock would say, it's only logical. Anarchism means since I don't want to be ruled, I don't want to rule you. Hypocrisy means though I don't want to be ruled, I rule you. We we live in an era of unmitigated hypocrisy. We do. Anarchy has never been, you know, no rules. It's just no rulers.
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I I I personally have moved well beyond that. I don't I don't see that that is a functional system at all. Not in our, maybe if we had a different society entirely. Yeah. But this society that we're in, most people want to be ruled. And and as I study thing you know, the more I study historically, the more that that's the system all the time. And I know that in Hollywood, they try to make it out, like, the people in the lower class were always abused, and I'm sure that there were instances of that. But I honestly think a lot of people are just that's where it is. You know, as I've lived life and been bit a business owner and a landowner and things like that, I I've noticed easily that there's some people, they really don't wanna fucking make a decision for themselves. Yeah. They just they want somebody else. They they'll go put they'll go put in their part, whatever they're told to do, and then they wanna go home. And when they get home, they don't even care that much about, you know, having a fancy home or making progress or anything like that. They're just not like that. They're just content.
And and I don't see why that's a problem. And we've we've in society told everybody that they're all everybody's supposed to be a rock star, and everybody's supposed to be the big star. And that's just not the the way the world works, and I don't know that it ever has. I don't know that there's ever been a time where everybody was completely capable, like like, they were they had main character energy. They got up and were self sufficient. They had drive. They had purpose. There was something to do, and and they got to choose who did it. And the entire society was like that. I I've never seen an example of that. Well, you're you're never going to see an entire society
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of, you know, like, quote, unquote alphas or whatever. That that's it's not gonna exist. Having said that, almost all of every single human being's interpersonal interactions exist, under the umbrella of quote, unquote anarchy, where you're not trying to implement your force or will over the other person. The other person isn't trying to do that over you through extortion or violence or taxation or anything like that. So the the like, anarchy is a relationship. It's not a state. And that relationship is I don't speak for you, you don't speak for me, and at no point are we going to monopolize violence in order to prove a point unless you're a total fucking dick. And if you and people are dicks, Sometimes that happens. But usually,
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you know There's gonna be a dickhead in it. That's how
[03:01:51] Unknown:
it is. You you you can you can work through that more often than not. So as a a a concept, you know, I don't speak for you. You don't speak for me. We're not gonna fucking I'm not gonna pull out my gun and shoot you because we have a disagreement. You know? We can we can choose to walk away. We can choose to go about our business, and we can choose to not associate. And if we're forced to associate, like so many people have to do when they go to work on a job site with that one fucking prick that nobody can fucking stand, but everybody has to go work with them, you know, because you gotta go to work.
You you can choose not to turn your work situation into a situation of complete and total discord and violence. Yeah. So it's it, as a, like, underlying philosophical principle, I think that it is, a a very beneficial thing to look at and to try to understand. I I under and I also understand that we live in the world that we live in. But the whole point with the third eye carnival, the whole point with, like, 99% of my show is that we have the ability to create the culture that we want to live in as opposed to reacting to the culture that's been forced on us. And you're a living example of that, Balderson. You are. You've created the culture that you wanna live in. Very rarely are you forced to react to the culture that's been forced on you.
[03:03:26] Unknown:
%. And and and I don't disagree with the the the, sentiment Steve has. I I fully agree with it, and I personally actually live it out more than almost any anarchist you'll ever meet. But on the same token, just having lived, you know, And and like Steve's saying at the same time, there is still choices. Like, even in heathen society, if you ever studied the actual history of it, they talk about different people. There was pride in being with a good, clan chief Mhmm. Whoever the Yarrow was. And so you were able to move and choose different Yarrows. If you didn't like the way this one the way this one did business, you could go somewhere else and and go live on live under that system.
And that's honestly for me, that's less, catering to a a system. Just understanding that even if we move to tribal society, this tribe's gonna have a certain way it conducts itself. And when in Rome, do as the Romans. You know, you can't come into that tribe, act completely counter to what they think, and and expect to to fit in particularly well. It's just not how that works. And and so, you know, that you just end up having as Steve said, because Steve's you know, once you start when you're young and you're able to do the more, fanatical views where you're like, yeah. This one's strict. But what as you get older, you just start having to implement the world. You're like, yeah. But some people just don't wanna do that.
You know? Some people some people don't, and and that's okay. You can't you can't make those people want like, it used to be really hard for me because I was adamant about the anarchy, about everybody should be self reliant, self responsible, speak for themselves. But that also, in order to do that, includes extreme self discipline, extreme self education. That means that every single thing on this farm, I basically have I have to know how every piece of it works. And that's the reason that when people people look to me to for the answer because I have the big picture. And and but that took a lot of effort and work, and a lot of people don't wanna put that in. They're like, you know, I'd rather just go shovel the fucking barn out when you tell me to shovel the barn out and, go go to bed when I'm done. You know? Not sit up all night wondering, you know, planning, plotting, trying to figure out what's going on.
You know? Not do any of those things.
[03:06:12] Unknown:
Yeah. No. I mean, dude, James Brown said it, man. You know? Pay the cost to be the boss. Yep. Right? It it's like, if that's if that's where you're wired, if that's what you're geared toward, if that's where you're going to be best suited, then, yeah, you're going to have to stay up all night fucking concerned about this shit and thinking about this shit. And you're gonna the the responsibility of managing people and systems and animals and all that kind of stuff is huge, dude. It's a giant fucking burden. Of course, not everybody suited for that. That doesn't mean that you, again, have to, like, impose violence on them to get them to fall in line in a voluntary society. The person best suited to muck out the fucking, you know, stall is gonna muck out the fucking stall. They are. You don't even have to tell them. You don't. They just they kinda know. And you're also not gonna make their life harder because they're doing the thing that they're best suited to do. You don't have to run them down for that shit. Because I don't wanna fuck out the stall. I'm fucking up. Right? No. Definitely. That.
It's something that it's it it all tasks in that manner are, you know, are are worthwhile. You know what I mean? Nobody is a a lesser person because they're engaged in a task that you don't wanna do or you're fucking, you know, a little bit long in the tooth and, yeah, it's a little bit harder for your body to do. In fact, you're probably gonna be more appreciative of the person doing that. So it it's just a way of you know, looking at the overall management of the system in a way that gives individuals maximum liberty and maximum autonomy.
And that's the the long and short of it.
[03:08:12] Unknown:
So are we taking over Canada?
[03:08:14] Unknown:
Is that what you're saying? Fifty first state, baby. So self organizing
[03:08:19] Unknown:
and then organizing
[03:08:20] Unknown:
to America. Off of 50, it's time for fucking Jeffersonia. That's all. And
[03:08:26] Unknown:
That was your only real excuse for not doing it. We all want it. Give us a that deal. I'll make that deal with Trump right now. Trump, you can have Canada. Give us back Jefferson. Yeah. And leave us the fuck alone.
[03:08:39] Unknown:
Yeah. Break us off from fucking California. Let us have our mountain ass state and and be conservative. We'll even be, like, on your side. That's the fucking like, that's a Republicans this is a Republican state as soon as you break it from California. Yep. Like, it's a win for you. Yep. You know? Like, you're already changing the name of everything else. This ain't nothing but a thing.
[03:09:03] Unknown:
So is that self organizing in actual, like, counties? So the people move to where they wanna be and they move out, and then they've self organized. And now you can just say, well, this is what the demographics are. That's what the border's gonna be?
[03:09:17] Unknown:
The the they've got the general idea with it is and and this is it's very interesting. So everything North Of Sacramento, you never hear of on the news in any way, shape, or form. They call Northern California, Sacramento and The Bay. But if I if I leave Sacramento, I can drive for five hours and still be in California driving straight north. So, obviously, Sacramento is not Northern California. They just don't give a shit about anything past Sacramento. And it and by the by, most Midwestern states, which are larger states than the East Coast
[03:09:55] Unknown:
by a lot, you can cross in five hours. Mhmm. So that that's that's like a fucking Midwestern state. Okay. Yeah. Indiana is five hours top to bottom, north to south.
[03:10:04] Unknown:
Yeah. It's an hour and a half or maybe two hours east to west. So Southern California could decide if they wanted to use ocean water to put out fires in Northern California, could say we know not to do that? We have reservoir.
[03:10:17] Unknown:
Any connections between us and LA. That's a good word. Totally different culture. Yeah. There there's not but for water, there's not I don't understand that whole thing. There there's two parts to this story, and both parts are lies. The the Liberals are like, oh my god. The he's just using up the water. The the lakes the lakes that they emptied water out of were at were at 300 already before snow melt, before the rest of the rainy season. They're they're at more capacity than they ever see. So that part's a lie. But then the part where Trump makes it out like that water's gonna somehow get to LA. How motherfucker?
How? Like, Northern California, like, we just explained. Mhmm. Like, when when they talk about the that they're taking out dams and and doing all this in Northern California, that water never had a pathway to LA. There's no pipe. There's no path. That water was never gonna go there. So when they talk about removing these dams to save the fishes, these dams that they were removing are reservoirs for water in that manner. They were reservoirs to feed these power plants because they used to have a shit ton of little hydro plants all around here. And so they dammed up the rivers in all these spots for the hydro plants. Well, they were they're removing all those to return the fish flows. It has that water in no way was ever get like, I am fourteen fucking hours from LA.
And that those dams are all north of me that got removed. So there is no pathway for that water to have ever went to LA. It it it just doesn't exist. So it's stupid. Both sides are stupid.
[03:12:11] Unknown:
I got the get the fuck off the show look from the girl. So I'm gonna get the fuck off the show. You guys can do whatever you want to for as long as you want. Next week, guys, we have Jaren,
[03:12:22] Unknown:
and we are gonna finally have that bit Bitcoin debate. Pop coin. That one's gonna be a big one. We're gonna bring some heat. Jaren is probably the most hated person in the Flat earth community
[03:12:38] Unknown:
at this point. And that's that's what I'm challenging. No. We're not challenging. We're not fucking Flurf. We're not No. No. No. No. No. I'm I'm challenging for the most hated person on the Internet position. Oh, you're you're you're gonna try and take the title? That's Okay. That's Fucking ain't right. That might be one way to go.
[03:12:56] Unknown:
Who will be king turd of shit mountain? Tune in next week to find out. Oh, man. Well, you guys are all freaking awesome, and and thank you for pulling up and participating, hanging out. Love the the active chat, all your thoughts and all your comments, except for one of you, and you know who you are. I'm fucking around. I don't even know. But yeah.
[03:13:26] Unknown:
The guilt will be felt internally.
[03:13:29] Unknown:
Right. Right. Intern yeah. Yeah. You know who you are. Many don't even know who you are until next Tuesday.
[03:13:35] Unknown:
You freaking When reparations and apologies can be made.
[03:13:39] Unknown:
Right. Right. No. We do accept penance. We do. But yeah. Yeah. You guys all rock, and we'll see you next week for the Bitcoin debate with Jaren.
[03:13:50] Unknown:
See you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. Emily Moyer the week after. Dirty dogs.
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Beard Portal and Parallel Universes
The Symbolism of the Punisher
Hollywood's Influence on Media
The Big Green and Cultural Narratives
Whoopi Goldberg's Career and Controversies
Elon Musk and Grimes: A Modern Tale
Beef Initiative and NDA Discussions
Cattle, Mars, and Conspiracy Theories
Canadian Perspectives on US Annexation
Auditing the Fed and Economic Theories
Historical Parallels: Roosevelt and Trump
Conservatism in 2025
Centralized Banking and Historical Mistakes
Color Revolutions and Political Manipulation
Tom Lehrer and Hubert Humphrey
Parenting and Gender Roles
Terrain Theory vs. Germ Theory
The Weaponization of Words
Fat Acceptance and Cultural Expectations
The Evolution of Rap Music
Hollywood and the Changing Face of Fame
The Importance of Authenticity
Raising Men in Modern Society
Masculinity and Femininity in Culture
Holistic Dentistry and Health
The Freedom to Fail
Anarchy and Voluntary Society
