Cedar Park Local E26
The following was AI generated (another bathtub worth of water wasted):
In this episode of Cedar Park Local, host Cash Normandy dives into a variety of topics, starting with a humorous AI-generated joke about Americans, courtesy of DeepSeek. The joke sparks a discussion on cultural stereotypes and the quirks of AI humor. Cash then transitions to the Constitution Corner, focusing on the Tenth Amendment, which emphasizes the limited powers of the federal government and the rights reserved to the states and the people. This segment serves as a reminder of the foundational principles intended to protect citizens from government overreach.
Cash also covers local events and developments, including upcoming judo championships and the potential construction of a new park in Cedar Park. He discusses the importance of community involvement in governance, suggesting the formation of a volunteer group to tackle small local issues. The episode touches on the challenges of water scarcity in Central Texas and the impact of AI on resource consumption. Cash concludes with a call to civic engagement, urging listeners to stay informed and involved in local governance to ensure efficient use of resources and maintain community standards.
Welcome to Cedar Park local episode number 26 for Wednesday, 09/03/2025. I am Cash Normandy, and this is the undisputed number one local podcast in Cedar Park, the best source for local news and views, a place for your voice to be heard. This, week's AI joke is brought to you by DeepSeek. So I asked DeepSeek to give me a joke about, Americans, keeping in mind it is a Chinese AI. Why don't Americans ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when everyone's yelling, I found him. Right here, I see him from across the yard. I didn't quite get it. I, so I asked DeepSeek to explain.
Previous to giving me that joke, DeepSeeker responded, of course, here's a lighthearted joke that plays on common stereotypes. And it didn't quite get the stereotype, whether it was Americans being loud, which which I'm familiar with, or Americans, being bad at following the fundamentals of a basic game. I don't know. So I asked it and it responded, great question. The stereotype in the joke is that Americans are often perceived as loud, outgoing or enthusiastic, sometimes to a fault. So it was a joke about Americans being loud. I don't know. Sometimes I think that, that this, DeepSeek AI is messing with me by making just the worst possible jokes.
Let's see here. So next in our constitution corner today, we have the tenth amendment to the US constitution. Let's see. Flip through here so I can find it. I decided to go with the tenth amendment. I don't know why. Cause I was like, what is the number 10? I haven't read this in a row. So, amendment number 10, Roman numeral x. The powers not delegated to The United States by the constitution nor prohibited by it to the states nor prohibited by it to the states are reserved to the states respectively or to the people. So that was a good little reminder that our, federal government was intended to have limited powers. The constitution was written specifically to protect the people from the federal government and to limit its capacity, limit its role, and to clarify that whatever is not specifically given to the federal government, belongs to the states, and whatever they don't have power to control, belongs to the people.
It's refreshing to see that, and that concludes our Constitution Corner. What do we got? Judo. We got, let's see. Becerra Challenge, September 13 in Plano, Texas. Grab this. And the fifty ninth annual Dallas Open Judo Championship on November 22 in Irving, Texas. That's, that's a nice big one. It attracts, national attention and some international as well. So that's good stuff there if you're, looking to get your competitive judo minutes in. Let's see. Local listener feedback. So the last episode I did on the the MUD lawsuit has been, spectacularly popular. My most popular episode so far, it has five downloads.
So I was, consulting my various AI platforms to see if they can scour the Internet and find out what they're building on Lakeline, next to it that quick trip. And, it looks like the most likely scenario is that it's a park, which sounds pretty good. So that's what AI is telling me. And if it's wrong, don't blame me. The technology is responsible. So let's see. With the government stuff, I, well, before I get to the government stuff, I'm gonna go over a couple of things that have come across on the community impact. And this is, this may be a couple of weeks old, but the regional destination, Texas' second largest retail store set to bring visitors to Cedar Park. And, this is gonna be a 117 acres, Cedar Park oh, Cedar View Development. That's what it's called. Cedar View, that's gonna be on New Hope Drive and Discovery.
So there's gonna be a 117 acres, which sounds pretty large. And the picture that's, this, the rendering that they provided, for the cover photo, you you must have seen it. I think all of us get the same, community impact, the publication, but it has a Ferris wheel, which is, which is interesting. Ferris wheel, of course, named after, a famous engineer architect, mister Ferris, who was a fierce rival to, mister Ifill, who was also a architect and an engineer. And mister Ferris and mister Ifill once had a, no holds barred catch wrestling match in Paris, where I think one of them bit the other one's finger off.
That was a joke. Nobody bit anyone's finger off. Probably. The Austin Chronicle, which I picked up a couple of old copies of and and, flipped through. It had a little thing about the faculty flight from UT. That seemed really not that interesting. Kind of a hype. Blown up stuff. I'm not sure how many people are quitting their perfectly good jobs. Just leave. However, there is a recurring theme in a couple of, in a couple of stories that I read in, in both of these issues with respect to water. And the water scarcity scarcity in general in the Central Texas area and also the drought conditions, which are, I don't know exactly what the threshold, scientific threshold for drought is, but according to, the articles, we are still technically in drought conditions.
If you if you're looking at a multiyear span, maybe this year was, was was pretty wet, but we have a lot to make up for. And I guess these AI plants, which are being drawn to Texas, are just sucking up massive amounts of water. So I just wanted to share that with my three listeners, and, at least we're aware that the water is being taken by AI. So that that joke that DeepSeek just did right now, you know, that cost that's like a a bathtub's worth of joke. So, sorry. And, and probably my research that I did trying to figure out what's being built on Lake Line, instead of just waiting, yeah, I could have just waited a few months, and we could have seen exactly what was being built. But, no, instead, I went to AI and used up a couple more bathtubs with the water just because I'm, impatient.
So there we have it. We're all in it together. We're, just using up all the water for basically nonsense AI, stuff. Okay. Now I can get to the government, the good stuff. You know, I was thinking it, it might be a good idea to set up, Anderson Mill, volunteer group or volunteer corps if you wanna make it sound marshal. But, like eight a. M, eight a. M. To nine a. M, I was thinking Saturday mornings, eight a. M, nine a. M. Is a good way to start your weekend. Doesn't really, cut into your other time, ruin your day. Make make it all about this. But it gives us the community a chance to kind of address, the small things, little things need to get done. I think this is, this is a good beginning.
When you ask your government to stay trim and work towards making itself smaller, you also have to be prepared to pick up the little things that the government likes to pick up. The governments love to grow, and they're like, we'll take care of that. We'll take care of this. And then they go look for things to do, and every little tiny problem will become a government issue, which means it'll have a government budget, which means they'll have, you know, government personnel working at it. And it just gets absorbed into the Borg, you know, entity, which is, quote unquote, government. So, if we got little things you need to get attended to around here, the best thing to do is to take care of it ourselves. And if we kinda get together and and and spend an hour of our Saturday morning, taking care of the neighborhood, and, you know, for that, I'll happily do that and have my, mud taxes cut in half.
So which you probably could do just just by doing something like that an hour hour and take out a little stuff. From time to time, I've been looking at stuff on, on on Muducation, and my presumption is that the documents on there are unaltered. And and with with that assumption in place, I just all the numbers that I see are just classic government, just government numbers. You know? It's like $12 for this, $30 for that, $100 for this, $1,200 for that. And next thing you know, you're talking thousands and thousands. And then, we wonder why our property taxes are going up because times are not going to get easier.
Everybody feels the times are bad because of the inflation, which is a silent tax, just taking away everybody's wealth. Every indication I've seen from everyone who understands this way better than I do is that things are going to get worse, potentially considerably worse. So we need to be getting good at, spending less money. Governments need to take less. People have less to give. We need to they need to figure out our society needs to figure out how to function with less government and less tax burden on the people. It must, otherwise, it's going to collapse.
And that's not hyperbole. That's what happens to societies that can't figure this out. They just they just collapse, sometimes fast and ugly and sometimes slow and ugly, but you have to figure that out. You can't just crush people with inefficiency and taxes. The one, thing that I noticed on the MUD website, which attracted my attention, they have, they have the Texas water code section 54.237, which is the section of, the Texas statute from which they derive their authority. Let me just read it real quick. A district may take all actions necessary to enforce a restriction, including the initiation, defense, or intervention in litigation or blah, blah, blah. Let me summarize this.
So a district may take action basically to, quote, sustain taxable property values in the district. So their authority stems from this statute, which allows them to do what they do in order to stain the tax base. As best as I understand, the property values, I've only been here for a few years, but the property values here have just been skyrocketing for, like, two decades. I don't see any reasonable argument to be made for a danger of taxable property values, going down or being hampered or something. It's just It's just more and more and more money all the time. And as we know, governments by nature are really good at finding clever ways of spending more and more money.
So in their eyes, there's always not enough revenue. It's always a revenue problem. We need more taxes. We need more stuff. But if you want to look at the spirit and intent of the authority, the statute that gives them the authority, it is to maintain a sustainable, sustained taxable property values in the district, which means you can't have it all get run down, and then there's no money to maintain stuff and the community suffers. And they, the board, in my view, as a limited government, advocate, the board should be looking for ways of making itself smaller and smaller. When you are faced with ballooning property values, so not only there's no risk of the taxable property value going down, but it's going up because of market forces, in a very strong, very sustainable way, they should concurrently be working to reduce and reduce and reduce their actions and involvements.
But it's difficult because the board likes to assimilate, you know? Resistance is futile, but it's not in the case of government. We have to, we have to remind them. The the commissioner's court, the Mudd, and, and the Cedar Park, city council is, and Leander ISD. That's the other one I wanna get on top of. See what they're doing. I remember seeing them on my, property tax bill. They got a they got a good chunk of it. So paying attention to what they're doing and making sure they're doing things efficiently is a good idea. Oh, speaking of which, I may have mentioned this on on my lawsuit episode, but it's good to reiterate. The MUD meetings are on the MUD website, and 2025 all the way back to 2017.
So you can go listen to whatever one, two, three, eight years worth of, meetings. I recommend listening to them in double speed because they're pretty, governmenty. But, yeah, they're there. That's a that's a great resource. And, you know, that's that's the one thing they probably should be, legitimately, spending funds on is maintaining these records and having it available to the public. So good on them. And for, stake matters, I am, I am gonna refer my dear listeners to, the Hill Country patriot, Matt Long, the host of the Matt Long Show. He describes himself as Christian, conservative, Texas politics.
And I have found that to be a very good resource for, state matters, as well as a representative, Brian Harrison. And occasionally, I listen to, Luke Macias, who is also active in in in state legislative, matters. So those are my, three best resources currently for keeping up on state matters. And federal, international, I have nothing on that today. At housekeeping. So make your voices heard. Contact me at [email protected]. Remember, if nothing changes, nothing changes. Ask yourself, what have I changed today? So remember to also the 5% rule for civics. We need to spend 5% of our time, 5%, not much, paying attention to civics and governance. If If we don't pay attention, somebody will do it for us, resulting in fewer liberties and more taxes.
That's my contribution to this podcast, despite the fact that it has zero to single digit listeners. But I I am putting in the time, and I am, doing my best to, to contribute. Legal. The opinions expressed on this show belong only to the speaker and do not represent any government, NGO, not for profit, group, gaggle, mob, collective, gang, secret society, or influencer. All legal matters must be referred to the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. You've done it again. You've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to this nonsense. Memento mori, life is short.
Do difficult things, take more risk, spend less, work less, play more. Till next time. Bye bye.
Introduction and AI Joke
Constitution Corner: The Tenth Amendment
Local Events and Listener Feedback
Community Developments and Water Concerns
Government and Community Involvement
Property Values and Government Spending
State Matters and Resources
Housekeeping and Civic Engagement