Somone stole the last beer, but no one will admit they did it!
[Verse] Woke up this mornin', felt a thirst to quench, Headed to the fridge, feelin' that ol' kitchen stench, Opened up the door, the cold light shining clear, But my heart sank low, the last beer's disappeared.
[Verse 2] I asked my brother Joe, "Did you take my brew?" He looked me in the eye and said, "I ain't got a clue," Turned to my buddy Hank, loungin' on the chair, He swore on his mama, "I never touched it there."
[Chorus] Oh, where'd it go, that last cold beer, Who took it from the shelf? Man, it just ain’t clear, In a house full of friends, and no one'll confess, That beer's gone, but the blame's a mess.
[Verse 3] I checked the backyard, thinkin' it might be astray, But the bottle caps were gone, not a drop to save, Asked ol' grandma Ruth, with her stories to share, She just chuckled low, "I don't drink, I swear."
[Verse 4] Looked at my hound dog, sittin' by the gate, He wagged his tail, but didn’t take the bait, That fridge door open, like a crime scene sight, An empty six-pack, lost to the night.
[Chorus] Oh, where'd it go, that last cold beer, Who took it from the shelf? Man, it just ain’t clear, In a house full of friends, and no one'll confess, That beer's gone, but the blame's a mess.
