Bad Podcast Pitches

Bad Podcast Pitches



There are tons of bad pitches out there. Listen to the bad ones to recognize them when you receive them and avoid sending them yourself.

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06 October 2025

I am a professional Podcast promoter and Expert in digital marketing. (again) - E5

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Another podcast promoter reaching out in my Facebook messages. We're going to look at the pitch, talk through some red flags. And I'm thinking of taking this one in a little different direction.

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I analyze a typical copy-and-paste pitch from a "professional podcast promoter" that claims to offer 100% real organic growth, large audiences, guaranteed downloads, and ratings and reviews. I break down the red flags: 
  • Lack of personalization
  • Outdated platform claims (SoundCloud and the iTunes Store)
  • Vague “expert in Apple/Spotify/YouTube” assertions
  • Vanity metrics that don’t reflect true audience fit
I’ll explain why these offers are risky. “Guaranteed” downloads often depend on controlled or incentivized behavior, and claims of being “100% safe” are misleading—platforms can and will penalize manipulation. 

I also share practical guidance for legitimate growth:
  • Focus on content that meets a real audience need
  • Prioritize genuine discovery over flimsy SEO wins
  • Consider ethical cross‑promotion and paid ads
  • Avoid hockey‑stick growth schemes until you know your show is solid (or maybe just avoid them altogether...)
I plan to (respectfully) engage the pitcher to learn what’s happening behind the scenes—without naming or shaming—and invite you to contribute your own bad pitches or share the show with someone who’ll find it helpful.

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(00:00) Opening and show premise: Bad Podcast Pitches

(00:39) Reading the scammy pitch: bold claims and emojis

(01:41) Spotting copyandpaste scams and lack of personalization

(02:58) Debunking expert in Apple, SoundCloud, Spotify

(03:43) What really grows a podcast: content and basic SEO

(05:15) Organic audience, vanity metrics, and misaligned listeners

(06:31) Promised downloads, ratings, reviews: how they fake results

(07:31) Why 100% safe is the biggest lie

(09:39) Value for value: contributions and sharing the show



- Bryan Entzminger


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