In this lively episode, we dive into a comedic skit that takes us on a whirlwind adventure through a series of humorous exchanges and slapstick scenarios. Our hosts engage in a playful dialogue filled with puns and wordplay, as they recount a series of misadventures involving ski jumps, historical figures, and a series of misunderstandings that lead to laugh-out-loud moments. The episode is a delightful blend of classic comedy and modern humor, ensuring listeners are entertained from start to finish.
As the story unfolds, we are introduced to a cast of quirky characters, each adding their own flavor to the comedic chaos. From mistaken identities to exaggerated tales of bravery and mishaps, the episode captures the essence of classic comedy routines. Whether it's the playful banter about historical events or the absurdity of everyday situations, this episode is a testament to the timeless appeal of humor and the joy of storytelling.
(00:29) Ryan's Fun Fanatic Introduction
(01:01) A Comedic Exchange on Movies and Misunderstandings
(02:15) Telegram Mishaps and Winter Sports Plans
(04:20) The Hilarious Tale of George Washington
(08:13) Arriving at Sun Valley and Winter Antics
(14:11) The Dead Man's Leap Ski Jump Challenge
(17:25) Romantic Interlude and Final Ski Jump
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Come here. Come here. Come here. Where have you been? Where have you been? Go ahead. Come in to Where have you been? Oh, I know. Tell me where you've been. Where I've been? Yes. I've been to the movies, Adam. I just saw a very unusual cowboy picture. The Indian won. The Indian Godzilla, All week I've been trying to find you. I telephoned your house Monday night, and they told me that you were taking a bath. What? Monday night? Yes. Brother, did you have the wrong number? What do you mean? I I had to go to the hospital for three days. That's why Lana Turner was being vaccinated. No. If Lana Turner was being vaccinated, why did you have to go to the hospital? She's tattooed on my arm.
Hey. You know my aunt May was in the hospital too, Addict? She had her pencil taken out, and they sold off her throat with telephone wires. If you're alright Yeah. Only now our conversation is limited to five minutes. Yeah. I saw that beautiful blonde nurse I met the time I had that advanced fracture. Advanced fracture? How does this happen? I made an advance, and she fractured me. But, boy, was she a wonderful girl. Every time she put her arms around me, I'd turn to Patty. You mean Patty? I mean Patty. That's her sister. She'll kiss anybody. Never mind. Hey. Wait a minute. Is there a telegram in your pocket, Cassette? Oh, yes. It happened to you. I hope it's by mistake. By mistake. Yes. I thought I could read it. I give me that telegram.
Mhmm. Why it's from that rich widow, miss Wetwash. She's, she's inviting us to spend Washington's birthday at her sun very large and enjoy the winter sport. Winter sport? That's where I shine at it. Just give me a cold day and a hockey stick, and I'll show you something. What? A cold hockey stick, Well, you get a chance to show your ability. You know, the telegram says, well, I, have entered Costello in the ski jump at Dead Man's League. Dead Man's League jump. That's the toughest ski jump in the world. I ain't gonna do it. Yeah. You've got to do it. I told Litch and I told missus Letcher I threw a great ski jump. How about the last time I tried to ski, I broke three legs? You you only have two legs. I know, but I ran it on my Uncle Mike.
I'll That's that's it. Don't tell me. You gotta make that jump. What are you, sissy britches? A jellyfish? A yellow coward? You've got $2. Would you like to fight for four? Yeah. I said, oh, you're telling me I I think it was wonderful, mister Whitworth, to invite us for, washing his course. They don't get mad at it. It was. And it showed my appreciation with Whitworth tonight. I'm gonna tell my story of George Washington. I tell a story all by myself, and I don't need any help from you. So from now on, keep your mouth shut. So why don't you go over to the plumbing shop and be a plumber's friend? No. No. No. No. Give me You don't want me to participate?
Now once about a time, there was a little little what? What did you say? I said I'd like to participate in your narrative. You wouldn't dare. You haven't got the nerve. Now you shut up while I tell my story about Washington. Now wait a minute. You don't even know who chopped down the Cherry Creek. Oh, I do too. Popeye did it. Popeye. Yes. When wife and his father asked George who chopped down the Cherry Street, George says, Popeye did it. Now in every time I say Alright. Go ahead. Go ahead and alright. Go ahead and alright. Alright.
Alright. Yes. Well, at a four rate, but you was four eight with me. Man. What's the first time with George Washington's birthday? What does he get on his birthday? Fella? What did he get on his birthday? What did he get? He got he got How do I know what he got? I wasn't there. Well, he must have got something. Alright. So he got a year old. Alright. Alright. I understand. Will you stop making up the river from your river? Too. Too. Keep quiet. Now one day George is standing by the river and he threw a dollar across the river. Two and a half miles. No. No. No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No. No. No. You're getting that truck. Take it easy. Nobody gets through a dollar 2 and a half miles. A dollar went much further. And don't say Alright. George Washington took the taxicab, and he went to Philadelphia to sign the declaration. Not just a minute, Will. You know? There's a limit to everything. There were no taxicabs in George Washington's time. That's so. That is so. Well, it says in a history book that he took a hack at the tree.
Now before the cab got started, the man came running up on horseback. It was Paul Revere. Paul Revere? Yes. Paul Revere. Who do you expect? A Low Ranger? Wait a minute. Yes. Who wife Paul Revere? Paul Revere was the guy that Howard the red coats are coming. The red coats are coming. The enemy are coming in their red coats. Where were their pants? They're lost in the Boston Tea Party. Paul Revere was carrying on a big rusty gun that his product gave him. No. No. No. No. Not gun. Not gun. Musket. Musket. Yes. It was his father's musket. Alright. George Washington chased the enemy, and they tried to cross the river, but the bridge was down. They went to another place, and the bridge was down. So the enemy started crying. Why did I get it? Because Georgie caught them with the bridge is down. Alright. Now now now there was a rifle no. No. No. No. There was a raffle, and Georgie won a bottle of Brandywine. No. No. That's why I'm here. Minute. Not the not the the bottle of Brandywine, the bottle of Brandywine. That's where Washington met how?
Met who? Not not who. How? He was the English general. Who was the English general? No. No. No. No. You should remember this. How was the English general? How do I know who how he was? I never met the guy. No. No. No. You how was the English general? Don't you want me to say that? I told you never met the guy. How can I remember how was the English general? That's right. Not what? Who? What time? Not what? How? Never get yourself me. How was the English general? Well, what's his name? What was not his name? How was his name? How do I know how was his name? No. You got it. I got what? Not what how? Wait a minute. Let's start all over, Adam. How was the English gentleman? Sorry. How was the English gentleman? I asked you first.
I know who was our first and I know what was our second, but I don't remember how. It says I know what I need for it. All of a sudden, we got a guy named Howe. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not talking about the Hold us, Howe. Hold on a minute. When I say how was the general, I don't mean how was the general. What do you mean? I mean, how was the general? Look. Yeah. But when I say you're crazy, I don't mean you're crazy. What do you mean? I mean, you're not. What is yours? What is yours you asking for, General? Well, what's that very hungry? So he went over to Rudy Folly's friend to get some candy for me. Now Now Washington jumped in a rowboat and he comes across the river. You know why Washington drops the river in a rowboat? Got tired waiting for a sunset for it. Alright.
Now stop interrupting me out of it. Now George Washington made his payment speech of the day. Said, I have only one life to give. For my son, our way down there that George Washington did not say that. That was Nathan Hale. Who? Hale said it. Hale. Hale. Hale, you think? Yes. Yes. You wanna tell the story of George Washington? Why didn't you start where he met general Burgoyne? Yes. I could've. What was that? If you were going to tell a story beginning with, Burgoyne. Begin with Burgoyne. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, when they begin the Well, Catella, here we are in Sun Valley. Isn't it beautiful? Just look at that snow. I can hardly wait to play in it. Abbott, that snow is 14 feet deep. No. I don't care. I'm going to play in it anyway. Go ahead and play, Abbott. I'll take you later.
Hey, Gastel. Here comes missus Wetwatch with her dog sled to pick us up. Rush over and give her a great big kiss. Okay. Well, well, missus Wetwatch, I wouldn't have known you in that raccoon coat. Hi. But your nose is cold. Cut, Stella. You're tipping my lead dog. I'm sorry. Now I'll kiss you. Well, back to the lead dog. That's not what you're behind yourself. Missus Wetwatch, did the rest of the gang get out to you? Oh, yes. And all of us are not. Jump in boys and we'll join them. Customer, are you ready? Oh, yes. Well, then let's What? Let's what? Not. Not.
Missus Wetwash, you don't even appeal to me. Gee. That was a cold ride in that dog sled, Abbot. I think I'm frosted. How can you tell frostbite? Can't feel a part of the frozen. Can't feel my ears. I can't feel my nose. Abbot, do you mind if I sit down? You are sitting down. Must be colder than I thought. Well, hi, you fellas. Hi, you, fiddie. Why aren't you out skiing? Oh, I'm having a little trouble with my keys. Can't get my pants all over. Hey, Costello. I brought along a ski suit for you. Keesuit? That's nothing but an old fashioned suit of long underwear. Well, if the ski jump is too high, I can always back out.
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Hey, look, Costello. There's that college girlfriend of yours. Go there, mister Albert, and you too, mister Costello.
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You you soft little one. We really I'm really surprised to see you up here. Oh, I love it here at Sunvolley. Isn't it enthralling here in Idaho? Idaho? Oh, I bet you know where Idaho is. It's right next to Montuna and Coolerootoo. I came up for the bold, sweetie. Don't you just adore bold, sweetie? No. I'd rather go tapoaning in the snooze. Well, I'll see you at the speed jump. As we say in French, I can say four queso four queso say to you. An a crazy pork chop in the kitchen of your feet. Hey, Adam. Hey, Adam. It's getting colder and colder. It's really getting cold. B r r. B r r. B r r. B r r. B r r. Not salad. You don't say b r r b r r. You say You read the straight lines. It's out. Tell the joke.
Hey. Take a look at this. It'll keep you warm. Alright. Thanks. Right. Hey. You idiot. This is Anti freeze. What are you trying to do, poisoning me? No. You'll be alright. Just don't go uphill too fast or you'll boil over. Hey. Hey. I got Stella. Here's Marilyn Maxwell. Lewis. Oh, there you are, Louis, honey. I saw you skating a while ago. You're a pretty fast ass skater. Yes, Marilyn. Godzilla was cutting a figure eight. Yes. And I do it the hard way. Too far. Louis, honey. Louis, honey, you fell down so many times. Didn't it spoil your son? Marilyn, nothing spoils on ice. Oh, Louis, you're so wonderful.
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Goodbye bye, miss. I'll see you at the ski flight. Hello. Here comes missus Wetwash and her skiing type. Doesn't she have to give me? Yes. And if I ever sold a house, I'd like to have doorknobs like that. Come on, mister Costello. How do you like my new skin? Oh, too bad. You couldn't get a pair longer than your feet. Come on then, Costello. Why don't you and missus Whitwas slide down the, box, run together? I'm not really at it. The last time I was in a box, but I had a box of matches in my back pocket. We hit a bump and they lit up.
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Right. Was it a big fire? Oh, no. Just a flash in the pants.
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Mister Gojell, you do just love this bobsled run. I hit the corner too fast and my ears touch the ground. Oh, California driver. Quick story, Catelli. You've, just got time to make the run before the ski jumping start. Tell me again. Catelli. Now you lie down the sled and I'll sit on top of you for the That's it. Now just do for that rise and down the other side. Okay. Abbot, give us a point. What happened? There's no snow on this side of the hill. Attention, everybody. Attempt to please. The big event of the day is about to take place. The ski jump from the most dangerous ski run-in the world, dead man's feet. Our first contestant will be Lewis Hutzkeller.
Missus Whitewash, I ain't gonna do it. Why you look that coward? I'll push you. Oh, don't care, missus Whitewash. I've got a gun in my pocket, and I'll draw a beard on you. Not beard? You mean beard? On you, a beard would look better. I ain't gonna do it. I'm too young. I'm too beautiful to die. Besides, I still got ninety nine years to go in my every top fountain pen. Why blubbering mentum pool? Oh, no. You can't do this to me. I gave my word that you would like to jump. And now now you let me down, cuss. Tell her this is the last straw. You use it, Abbot. I'll drink out of the bottle.
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Oh, Louis, honey. This is your chance to be a great hero. Only one man has ever made this just a fine jump. That great Norwegian, Olaf, like a hyena. He made it in nineteen o three. And in 1919, a man tried it and he failed. In 1927, a man tried it and he failed. In 1935, a man tried it and he failed. Monotonous, isn't it? However,
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I'll transfer you, Merlin. They don't call me Sporty Costello for nothing. When it comes to sports, Costello is the king. I can take and I can see and do much anything. You can't always tell that my old uncle read. Because when I go tobogganing, I never use a sled. Every time he shakes, he always takes a loan. And no one has to help me because I'm always on my own. When the pond is frozen, you'll always be in my lane. I love to stay on ice because I start on the bottom and stay there. Hey, Cassel. I never knew that you were so fond of winter sports. Oh, yes. Well, tell me I am out of it. I was once a campaign ice skater. You ever noticed my posture, the way I hold my hands behind my back, put my head down and my toes are sunk? Do you know what that's from, Abbott? Ice skating? No. If I'm super down and talking to girls with tacky pants. I fly through the air with the greatest of ease.
Each time I go skiing, I float through the breeze. Each time that I land, I slide on my knees. Someday, I must try it to escape. At first, I am clever because I use my brain. I may get a headache, but I won't complain. And when I place pickles, my headache gets worse. But when are my nights, it's twice worse. La la la la. There's no one that's greater. La la la la. There's no one that's greater. La la la la. There's no Oh, there is my nice little light. You're so wonderful to win this sport, and yet you're so warm. Why just a moment ago, you looked at me, and your eyes were aflame. Your face turned fiery red, and your hair stood on end.
What is love, Lewis, darling? Oh, Marilyn. I stuck my finger in the light socket. Oh, Lewis. You're so cute. You're You're not so bad yourself. Oh, you beautiful doll. You great big beautiful doll. There's no one of which I'm blonder. No blonde. I know that's Blimey. Oh, oh, you wonderful man, my lovey dovey wonderful man. If you stick with me, I'll be in paradise. Careful, Louis, dear. You're on thin ice. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. We fell in. Oh, you beautiful. You I love it. I love it. You beautiful dog. Well, What are you doing? That was all wet. I know. I just I'd rather yourself off because you're ready to take off on the key jump that will make history. I'll push you and you slide down. Oh, no. You don't. Alright. Then you slide down and I'll push you. Oh, that's it. No. No. No. Wait a minute. That's the same thing. Pardon me, miss Costello. Would you like to take out some insurance before you make this leap?
Why? You idiot. Don't you know what insurance is? Oh, yes. Insurance is what keeps the man broke all his life so he can die rich. You're so right. That's your son here, mister Costello. That's it. Now you have a hundred thousand dollar policy with your wife and beneficiary, but I ain't married. No. You just wait till this smoothly found. Come on. Come on, Costello. There. Down you go. This is terrible. I shouldn't let him do it. My poor little pal, Cartsella. He didn't come down. I may never see him again. Hey, Emma. Costello. Costello, where are you? I'm not gonna tell a phone line.
Get off the lion, please. You are on a busy wire. Hang on, Costello. Tell her go. You'll drop 5,000 seeds into that ravine. I said, hang on. I'm a scrubber rabbit. What shall I do? Departed 5¢ for the next three minutes, ma'am.
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Come here. Come here. Come here. Where have you been? Where have you been? Go ahead. Come in to Where have you been? Oh, I know. Tell me where you've been. Where I've been? Yes. I've been to the movies, Adam. I just saw a very unusual cowboy picture. The Indian won. The Indian Godzilla, All week I've been trying to find you. I telephoned your house Monday night, and they told me that you were taking a bath. What? Monday night? Yes. Brother, did you have the wrong number? What do you mean? I I had to go to the hospital for three days. That's why Lana Turner was being vaccinated. No. If Lana Turner was being vaccinated, why did you have to go to the hospital? She's tattooed on my arm.
Hey. You know my aunt May was in the hospital too, Addict? She had her pencil taken out, and they sold off her throat with telephone wires. If you're alright Yeah. Only now our conversation is limited to five minutes. Yeah. I saw that beautiful blonde nurse I met the time I had that advanced fracture. Advanced fracture? How does this happen? I made an advance, and she fractured me. But, boy, was she a wonderful girl. Every time she put her arms around me, I'd turn to Patty. You mean Patty? I mean Patty. That's her sister. She'll kiss anybody. Never mind. Hey. Wait a minute. Is there a telegram in your pocket, Cassette? Oh, yes. It happened to you. I hope it's by mistake. By mistake. Yes. I thought I could read it. I give me that telegram.
Mhmm. Why it's from that rich widow, miss Wetwash. She's, she's inviting us to spend Washington's birthday at her sun very large and enjoy the winter sport. Winter sport? That's where I shine at it. Just give me a cold day and a hockey stick, and I'll show you something. What? A cold hockey stick, Well, you get a chance to show your ability. You know, the telegram says, well, I, have entered Costello in the ski jump at Dead Man's League. Dead Man's League jump. That's the toughest ski jump in the world. I ain't gonna do it. Yeah. You've got to do it. I told Litch and I told missus Letcher I threw a great ski jump. How about the last time I tried to ski, I broke three legs? You you only have two legs. I know, but I ran it on my Uncle Mike.
I'll That's that's it. Don't tell me. You gotta make that jump. What are you, sissy britches? A jellyfish? A yellow coward? You've got $2. Would you like to fight for four? Yeah. I said, oh, you're telling me I I think it was wonderful, mister Whitworth, to invite us for, washing his course. They don't get mad at it. It was. And it showed my appreciation with Whitworth tonight. I'm gonna tell my story of George Washington. I tell a story all by myself, and I don't need any help from you. So from now on, keep your mouth shut. So why don't you go over to the plumbing shop and be a plumber's friend? No. No. No. No. Give me You don't want me to participate?
Now once about a time, there was a little little what? What did you say? I said I'd like to participate in your narrative. You wouldn't dare. You haven't got the nerve. Now you shut up while I tell my story about Washington. Now wait a minute. You don't even know who chopped down the Cherry Creek. Oh, I do too. Popeye did it. Popeye. Yes. When wife and his father asked George who chopped down the Cherry Street, George says, Popeye did it. Now in every time I say Alright. Go ahead. Go ahead and alright. Go ahead and alright. Alright.
Alright. Yes. Well, at a four rate, but you was four eight with me. Man. What's the first time with George Washington's birthday? What does he get on his birthday? Fella? What did he get on his birthday? What did he get? He got he got How do I know what he got? I wasn't there. Well, he must have got something. Alright. So he got a year old. Alright. Alright. I understand. Will you stop making up the river from your river? Too. Too. Keep quiet. Now one day George is standing by the river and he threw a dollar across the river. Two and a half miles. No. No. No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No. No. No. You're getting that truck. Take it easy. Nobody gets through a dollar 2 and a half miles. A dollar went much further. And don't say Alright. George Washington took the taxicab, and he went to Philadelphia to sign the declaration. Not just a minute, Will. You know? There's a limit to everything. There were no taxicabs in George Washington's time. That's so. That is so. Well, it says in a history book that he took a hack at the tree.
Now before the cab got started, the man came running up on horseback. It was Paul Revere. Paul Revere? Yes. Paul Revere. Who do you expect? A Low Ranger? Wait a minute. Yes. Who wife Paul Revere? Paul Revere was the guy that Howard the red coats are coming. The red coats are coming. The enemy are coming in their red coats. Where were their pants? They're lost in the Boston Tea Party. Paul Revere was carrying on a big rusty gun that his product gave him. No. No. No. No. Not gun. Not gun. Musket. Musket. Yes. It was his father's musket. Alright. George Washington chased the enemy, and they tried to cross the river, but the bridge was down. They went to another place, and the bridge was down. So the enemy started crying. Why did I get it? Because Georgie caught them with the bridge is down. Alright. Now now now there was a rifle no. No. No. No. There was a raffle, and Georgie won a bottle of Brandywine. No. No. That's why I'm here. Minute. Not the not the the bottle of Brandywine, the bottle of Brandywine. That's where Washington met how?
Met who? Not not who. How? He was the English general. Who was the English general? No. No. No. No. You should remember this. How was the English general? How do I know who how he was? I never met the guy. No. No. No. You how was the English general? Don't you want me to say that? I told you never met the guy. How can I remember how was the English general? That's right. Not what? Who? What time? Not what? How? Never get yourself me. How was the English general? Well, what's his name? What was not his name? How was his name? How do I know how was his name? No. You got it. I got what? Not what how? Wait a minute. Let's start all over, Adam. How was the English gentleman? Sorry. How was the English gentleman? I asked you first.
I know who was our first and I know what was our second, but I don't remember how. It says I know what I need for it. All of a sudden, we got a guy named Howe. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not talking about the Hold us, Howe. Hold on a minute. When I say how was the general, I don't mean how was the general. What do you mean? I mean, how was the general? Look. Yeah. But when I say you're crazy, I don't mean you're crazy. What do you mean? I mean, you're not. What is yours? What is yours you asking for, General? Well, what's that very hungry? So he went over to Rudy Folly's friend to get some candy for me. Now Now Washington jumped in a rowboat and he comes across the river. You know why Washington drops the river in a rowboat? Got tired waiting for a sunset for it. Alright.
Now stop interrupting me out of it. Now George Washington made his payment speech of the day. Said, I have only one life to give. For my son, our way down there that George Washington did not say that. That was Nathan Hale. Who? Hale said it. Hale. Hale. Hale, you think? Yes. Yes. You wanna tell the story of George Washington? Why didn't you start where he met general Burgoyne? Yes. I could've. What was that? If you were going to tell a story beginning with, Burgoyne. Begin with Burgoyne. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, when they begin the Well, Catella, here we are in Sun Valley. Isn't it beautiful? Just look at that snow. I can hardly wait to play in it. Abbott, that snow is 14 feet deep. No. I don't care. I'm going to play in it anyway. Go ahead and play, Abbott. I'll take you later.
Hey, Gastel. Here comes missus Wetwatch with her dog sled to pick us up. Rush over and give her a great big kiss. Okay. Well, well, missus Wetwatch, I wouldn't have known you in that raccoon coat. Hi. But your nose is cold. Cut, Stella. You're tipping my lead dog. I'm sorry. Now I'll kiss you. Well, back to the lead dog. That's not what you're behind yourself. Missus Wetwatch, did the rest of the gang get out to you? Oh, yes. And all of us are not. Jump in boys and we'll join them. Customer, are you ready? Oh, yes. Well, then let's What? Let's what? Not. Not.
Missus Wetwash, you don't even appeal to me. Gee. That was a cold ride in that dog sled, Abbot. I think I'm frosted. How can you tell frostbite? Can't feel a part of the frozen. Can't feel my ears. I can't feel my nose. Abbot, do you mind if I sit down? You are sitting down. Must be colder than I thought. Well, hi, you fellas. Hi, you, fiddie. Why aren't you out skiing? Oh, I'm having a little trouble with my keys. Can't get my pants all over. Hey, Costello. I brought along a ski suit for you. Keesuit? That's nothing but an old fashioned suit of long underwear. Well, if the ski jump is too high, I can always back out.
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Hey, look, Costello. There's that college girlfriend of yours. Go there, mister Albert, and you too, mister Costello.
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You you soft little one. We really I'm really surprised to see you up here. Oh, I love it here at Sunvolley. Isn't it enthralling here in Idaho? Idaho? Oh, I bet you know where Idaho is. It's right next to Montuna and Coolerootoo. I came up for the bold, sweetie. Don't you just adore bold, sweetie? No. I'd rather go tapoaning in the snooze. Well, I'll see you at the speed jump. As we say in French, I can say four queso four queso say to you. An a crazy pork chop in the kitchen of your feet. Hey, Adam. Hey, Adam. It's getting colder and colder. It's really getting cold. B r r. B r r. B r r. B r r. B r r. Not salad. You don't say b r r b r r. You say You read the straight lines. It's out. Tell the joke.
Hey. Take a look at this. It'll keep you warm. Alright. Thanks. Right. Hey. You idiot. This is Anti freeze. What are you trying to do, poisoning me? No. You'll be alright. Just don't go uphill too fast or you'll boil over. Hey. Hey. I got Stella. Here's Marilyn Maxwell. Lewis. Oh, there you are, Louis, honey. I saw you skating a while ago. You're a pretty fast ass skater. Yes, Marilyn. Godzilla was cutting a figure eight. Yes. And I do it the hard way. Too far. Louis, honey. Louis, honey, you fell down so many times. Didn't it spoil your son? Marilyn, nothing spoils on ice. Oh, Louis, you're so wonderful.
[00:11:56] Unknown:
Put your arms around. Let me hold your hand.
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Oh, Marilyn. Your hands feel so soft. Oh, don't you think they feel softy if you took off your mittens? Oh oh oh oh. Oh, okay. No worries, honey. Being here in the great outdoors, it would inspire me to write a poem. The thrill of a kiss,
[00:12:17] Unknown:
a tender to rest, a memory I carry, and a pause to receive. What does that make you think of, honey? Coca Cola.
[00:12:28] Unknown:
Goodbye bye, miss. I'll see you at the ski flight. Hello. Here comes missus Wetwash and her skiing type. Doesn't she have to give me? Yes. And if I ever sold a house, I'd like to have doorknobs like that. Come on, mister Costello. How do you like my new skin? Oh, too bad. You couldn't get a pair longer than your feet. Come on then, Costello. Why don't you and missus Whitwas slide down the, box, run together? I'm not really at it. The last time I was in a box, but I had a box of matches in my back pocket. We hit a bump and they lit up.
[00:12:59] Unknown:
Right. Was it a big fire? Oh, no. Just a flash in the pants.
[00:13:07] Unknown:
Mister Gojell, you do just love this bobsled run. I hit the corner too fast and my ears touch the ground. Oh, California driver. Quick story, Catelli. You've, just got time to make the run before the ski jumping start. Tell me again. Catelli. Now you lie down the sled and I'll sit on top of you for the That's it. Now just do for that rise and down the other side. Okay. Abbot, give us a point. What happened? There's no snow on this side of the hill. Attention, everybody. Attempt to please. The big event of the day is about to take place. The ski jump from the most dangerous ski run-in the world, dead man's feet. Our first contestant will be Lewis Hutzkeller.
Missus Whitewash, I ain't gonna do it. Why you look that coward? I'll push you. Oh, don't care, missus Whitewash. I've got a gun in my pocket, and I'll draw a beard on you. Not beard? You mean beard? On you, a beard would look better. I ain't gonna do it. I'm too young. I'm too beautiful to die. Besides, I still got ninety nine years to go in my every top fountain pen. Why blubbering mentum pool? Oh, no. You can't do this to me. I gave my word that you would like to jump. And now now you let me down, cuss. Tell her this is the last straw. You use it, Abbot. I'll drink out of the bottle.
[00:15:05] Unknown:
Oh, Louis, honey. This is your chance to be a great hero. Only one man has ever made this just a fine jump. That great Norwegian, Olaf, like a hyena. He made it in nineteen o three. And in 1919, a man tried it and he failed. In 1927, a man tried it and he failed. In 1935, a man tried it and he failed. Monotonous, isn't it? However,
[00:15:30] Unknown:
I'll transfer you, Merlin. They don't call me Sporty Costello for nothing. When it comes to sports, Costello is the king. I can take and I can see and do much anything. You can't always tell that my old uncle read. Because when I go tobogganing, I never use a sled. Every time he shakes, he always takes a loan. And no one has to help me because I'm always on my own. When the pond is frozen, you'll always be in my lane. I love to stay on ice because I start on the bottom and stay there. Hey, Cassel. I never knew that you were so fond of winter sports. Oh, yes. Well, tell me I am out of it. I was once a campaign ice skater. You ever noticed my posture, the way I hold my hands behind my back, put my head down and my toes are sunk? Do you know what that's from, Abbott? Ice skating? No. If I'm super down and talking to girls with tacky pants. I fly through the air with the greatest of ease.
Each time I go skiing, I float through the breeze. Each time that I land, I slide on my knees. Someday, I must try it to escape. At first, I am clever because I use my brain. I may get a headache, but I won't complain. And when I place pickles, my headache gets worse. But when are my nights, it's twice worse. La la la la. There's no one that's greater. La la la la. There's no one that's greater. La la la la. There's no Oh, there is my nice little light. You're so wonderful to win this sport, and yet you're so warm. Why just a moment ago, you looked at me, and your eyes were aflame. Your face turned fiery red, and your hair stood on end.
What is love, Lewis, darling? Oh, Marilyn. I stuck my finger in the light socket. Oh, Lewis. You're so cute. You're You're not so bad yourself. Oh, you beautiful doll. You great big beautiful doll. There's no one of which I'm blonder. No blonde. I know that's Blimey. Oh, oh, you wonderful man, my lovey dovey wonderful man. If you stick with me, I'll be in paradise. Careful, Louis, dear. You're on thin ice. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. We fell in. Oh, you beautiful. You I love it. I love it. You beautiful dog. Well, What are you doing? That was all wet. I know. I just I'd rather yourself off because you're ready to take off on the key jump that will make history. I'll push you and you slide down. Oh, no. You don't. Alright. Then you slide down and I'll push you. Oh, that's it. No. No. No. Wait a minute. That's the same thing. Pardon me, miss Costello. Would you like to take out some insurance before you make this leap?
Why? You idiot. Don't you know what insurance is? Oh, yes. Insurance is what keeps the man broke all his life so he can die rich. You're so right. That's your son here, mister Costello. That's it. Now you have a hundred thousand dollar policy with your wife and beneficiary, but I ain't married. No. You just wait till this smoothly found. Come on. Come on, Costello. There. Down you go. This is terrible. I shouldn't let him do it. My poor little pal, Cartsella. He didn't come down. I may never see him again. Hey, Emma. Costello. Costello, where are you? I'm not gonna tell a phone line.
Get off the lion, please. You are on a busy wire. Hang on, Costello. Tell her go. You'll drop 5,000 seeds into that ravine. I said, hang on. I'm a scrubber rabbit. What shall I do? Departed 5¢ for the next three minutes, ma'am.
[00:20:18] Unknown:
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[00:20:48] Unknown:
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Ryan's Fun Fanatic Introduction
A Comedic Exchange on Movies and Misunderstandings
Telegram Mishaps and Winter Sports Plans
The Hilarious Tale of George Washington
Arriving at Sun Valley and Winter Antics
The Dead Man's Leap Ski Jump Challenge
Romantic Interlude and Final Ski Jump
