In this lively episode, Ryan shares his recent experience on a flight where he and a fellow passenger were both engrossed in playing games on Chumba Casino, highlighting the widespread appeal of this online gaming platform. He discusses his love for fun and introduces listeners to the variety of games available on Chumba Casino, encouraging them to join in the excitement and enjoy the daily bonuses.
The episode takes a comedic turn with a series of humorous sketches involving hotel mishaps, featuring characters like Costello and Mrs. Niles. The sketches include a mix-up with breakfast orders, overcrowded rooms, and a chaotic encounter with bees in a hotel. The episode is filled with slapstick humor and witty exchanges, providing a light-hearted and entertaining listening experience.
(00:00) Introduction and Casino Fun
(01:20) Hotel Shenanigans Begin
(05:06) Comedic Hotel Guest Interactions
(10:28) Newlyweds and Room Service Chaos
(16:33) Bee Invasion and Hotel Mayhem
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No purchase necessary. DFW. Avoid where prohibited by laws. See terms and conditions 18 plus. What happened as no one got settled? Hey. Come in. Pastello. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pastello, last week, missus Niles gave us a job working here in her apartment hotel. Now, when are you going to start doing some work around here? I am working at it. Wait. Do you see this tray? Yes. It's breakfast, but no time here at 02:02. Yeah. It's your breakfast. Hello. What's the idea of throwing that tray of food through the transfer? Missus Niles said, when anybody went to Rome, we'd throw in their bucket. No. No. No. You don't.
Nothing of a kind. That's four slaves I threw in. Well, you stop it. Missus Niles meant that, that, they have breakfast on her. They have breakfast on her? Yes. Every Whoo. Right. That's that's true. Every morning, all the tenants have tomato juice, poached eggs, and syrup, and pancakes on missus Niles. He's by lunchtime. She must be a fun looking lad. Will you get busy and do some work around this hotel? Okay. I'm gonna have your time to work. Alright. Call Freddie Lamar. Call Freddie Lamar. No. No. No. No. No. Just a minute, Costello. Nobody wants ice water, so I took up an onion. You've silver an onion? Yeah. That will make a right word.
All for no writer. All for no writer. Alright. That's that's That was a pretty weak joke. I should have used 200 and made it slow. Right. You're calling for no riders. Alright. You're wrecking this hotel. What's the idea of putting five men in Room 21? You know there's nothing in that room but a dresser. Yeah. That's what a sleep in, an addresser said. You mean five men are going to sleep in drawers? No. One guy has the night shift. I need to put those five men in one room. Yeah. That's a place of I had to take the dog off the hinges ladder across the chairs and sleep on it. How was? Well, it's a little grassy around the keyhole. I got it.
Hey. It's really crowded over here in Hollywood Avenue. You know that statue of Abraham Lincoln sitting in the chair Yes. I looked out there this morning. Lincoln was sharing the chair with Robert E Lee. Now can you stop this? Now you do need writers. That's tell her. And clean up this lobby. Grab that vacuum human start cleaning that rug. Oh, I love vacuum. Well, go ahead. Oh, I love vacuum. Well, go ahead. Oh, cut you off. Yeah. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off.
Cut you off. Cut you off. Hey. What happened? The vacuum inhaled up the cat. Now who? Yeah. Now what happened? I got the dog. Slow. Don't stand there. Reverse the motor and pull the cat dog out of the vacuum. Oh, you idiot. It's Casparo speaking. This is a man in 310. Will you set me up an umbrella? An umbrella? Yeah. Three of them cats and dogs. Castello. Castello. See what that man wanted to do next? How do you do, sir? I'd like to rent a room. Is this a modern hotel? Yeah. We have all modern casinos including hot and cold running. Hot and cold running? Running what? I don't know. We haven't been able to text in a yet. Well, thanks for warning me. Here's a dummy for you. Hello, Louise. What do I do to it? You got a pot for it, Jordy.
I'd like to invite that guy to sit on my barbed wire fence. And I look, sir, Costello. What's the idea of letting that man get out of here? With a terrible housing charge, we shouldn't have an empty room. Look. Look. We'll see what kind of a hotel clerk you walk away. Okay. Okay. Now look. You you stay behind the desk, and I'll pretend I'm looking for a room now. Now here I come. Don't forget. I'm a customer. You're a customer. Alright. Now pardon me. Good morning, clerk. Good morning. Could you give me a room? Why certainly? Could you give me a bathroom? Why? You have to watch yourself. There you go. Getting fresh with a customer. No. You got fresh with me. What's your idea of asking me to give you a bath? I didn't ask you to give me a bath. I know how to wash myself. You do have. I promise I'll matter. You wash yourself with your right hand or your left hand? With my right hand. Now ain't that funny? Are you soaked? Why do you stop. Well, please stop it, Lou. Get serious. I'm gonna give you one more chance. Now if you get it right this time, and here I come. Okay. Good morning, Clerk. Could you let me have a nice room? Yes. I can. And I have a lovely shower. Shower. Oh, I I don't want a shower. I'd rather have an old fashioned tub in my room. Where are you in? Your wife is welcome in. I, Oh, I'll put it behind that desk, you dope. I'll show you how a real hotel clerk conducts himself. I have. You'll be on the head looking for a room. Okay. You have a nice cup. Alright. You have a cup? Yes. Good morning.
Would you like a room? Yes. Who would? Wouldn't we, dear? I Yes. We want the finest room in the whole house. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Catella. Well, what do you do? I'm a married couple. I'm playing both parts. Here, this is mister Abbott, the clerk. My, you stupid, lovely, noten t shirt. No. Cut that out. Cut it out, Catella. I didn't say anything. She said it. Cut that out. Cut that out. You're not married. Young men, are you insinuating that we are not married? Cut the other one. Now, Becky, how are you telling? What about the home? We won't need it now. My wife's just Mister Rabbit. Mister Rabbit.
Yes, missus Niles. Miss Rabbit, I gave you and Costello a room at the Bob and Hotel, conditioned to do some work around this place. Oh, we are working, missus Niles. In fact, Costello's up on the Seventh Floor washing the
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windows.
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Costello, what are you doing? Hey. How does that gonna sound a floor standing on a window ledge washing a window? Well, what happened? I I stepped back to apply on my work. I lost you, idiot. I'll give you exactly $1 to get this all be cleaned up. Oh, I wish I could stay here and keep an eye on you, but I have to go to the beauty department to have my hair cut. Well, if you wanna stay here, I'll take your hair over for you. That's yeah. Costello, get to work. Costello, I want you to stop in selling missus Niles. You understand? Yes, sir. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look, Costello. Just drove up in front. See if you can help her out. Hello, miss Mitchell. Can I help you with your things? Oh, what about you? I'm very weary.
I was over to the Hollywood Country Club playing a game of golf. You say golf? Sure. I don't know what golf is. That's why you walk around with a cootie and a big pool of cooties. How was your game today, miss, Mucho? Well, I did Exerol with my brothy, but I just couldn't handle my marshies. I'm not sure what you're putting. Will I just get up to my boudoir and take my afternoon knock? Yes. You do. Look a little slumpy. Granadios and a bunch of stressiest to you. And your father's much faster to you too. Hello. Room service. Hello. Hi. Mister Man in 404. I'd like to leave a 06:00 call. Oh, not a 06:00 call? Well, then call me twice at three.
I'll call him up three times at two. I'll get him mixed up. Hey. Look at those, Catelli. Here comes a couple. Hi. Take their luggage. Right. How do you do? How do you do? We'd like to get a room. We're, mister and missus, Smith. Oh, I'm glad of that. We've been having a whole lot of choices lately. Quiet, Costello. You see, we're newlyweds. Aren't we, Rodney? Yes, Genevieve. Oh, I'm simply crazy about you, Rodney. I love to run my fingers through your curly hair. Bear right there. It must be on his chest. Look. Clerk. Never mind, Cartelah. Show the service is with, to Room 200. Yes. Bellboy, I'll take my suitcase, and you grab my wife's dress. Right.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. See that mister and missus Smith are comfortable and report back to the desk right away. Follow me. Here is your room. Thank you, young man. Here's a dime for your trouble. Good day. Thank you. Genevieve. Oh, Rodney.
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Here we are alone together.
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Well? Would you like a big picture of my sweater? No. Good day. Okay. It's gonna be Oh, Rodney. At last, we're alone.
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All day, I've been waiting for just one little kid.
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Well, what is it now? How about a small that's on my foot? No. No. Cook this. Cook this. Genevieve. Rodney. I think he's gone now. You'll have to fuck all the lotta right there. Here you are. Alright. Alright, punk. Out you go. Oh, wait a minute. Where now? Where you stopping? I'm stopping you. I'm stopping you. Okay. You never thought any hard times. Now get out and stay out. Oh, you're so masterful, Ross. Thank heavens he's gone. Oh,
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Oh, you're so masterful, Rodney. Let's have a look. Oh, Genevieve, come here to me. All day I've waited to hold you in my arms and tell you how lovely you are. Oh, my own little bride. Oh, Rodney. You're the most wonderful man I've ever met. You're my own
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Darling, darling husband. Well, what is it? I'm gonna be at the house. Take it back to the lobby, your soap. I'll get it later. Yes, sir. If that idiot knocks on this door again, so help me. I'll open the door and tear him to pee. Oh, that silly boy's gone. I hope he is, dear. You fat headed idiot. You're driving me to destruction. What in heaven's name do you want now? I just wanna tell you that the conference wasn't for you. Time you're near a road, aren't you glad you've got a no? And if the dawn is fresh, it's due. Aren't you glad you're you when a meadowlark appears?
Aren't you glad you've got You can see a summer sky. Hard oh, oh, okay. Come on, Costello. Get up and take
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your shower. I'm not gonna take any more showers. I don't like that stall shower. What's the matter with that stall shower? You just open the door once. Hey.
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Wait a minute. What's that horse doing in the, bathroom? It must be a horse for the backup. I let's get down. Let's get down to the desk in the lobby and get to work. Come on. Hey, Abbot. Alright. I wish we didn't have to work today. I wish it was summer and I was going down to the beach. Remember when I took Ruby Pook you down at a beach last summer? Yeah. What's going on at burying her end of sand? Yeah. Gee, I'd like to go down there again this summer. What for? It's time to dig around. Hey. Look, I still have your old friend, Scotty Brown. Would you like a room, Scotty? No. I just came over to use your shower bath. Oh, that would make 50¢ for a bath towel. I don't need a towel, Luddy. I brought along a box of carpet tax. Carpet tax? Aye. I I spread them on the floor and they make me jump up and down, and it dries me off every time. Well, then I'll have to charge you a nickel for a bathtub.
I won't need that either, buddy. I had a fight with my wife and worked myself into a lather. Castelli, you should have charged him for the water. He wouldn't use that either. He's got water underneath. Hey. That's the switchboard, Castelli. Answer it. Okay. What about the bees? Yes. What about the bees? There's a small bee for missus Niles' room. Good heavens. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. The bees will just have to defend themselves. Are you idiots? Those bees will sting them to death. Come on. On. We've gotta get up there. Oh oh, heavens. In about time you two got here, knock on all the doors, tell the guests the place to store bees. Okay, mister Niles.
What do you want? There's bees in mister Niles. Oh, what? I've got beetles and bats in my room. Who was that? Ray Meyer. A young man. A young man, do you know what to do for a bee sting? No. I don't. Well, first you pull the stinger out, then you wash with antiseptic, spread some mud on the sting rather than the guard lying down and being quiet. Wait a minute. You asked me. I asked you what? What do you do for a bee sting? Well, first you pull out the stinger, wash it out. Oh, my hand. Oh, my hand. Oh, my hair. Oh, my hair. Oh, my hair. Oh, my hair. Oh, look at me. The bees put all those bugs on my head. Now don't worry, mister Niles. Now you won't have to lay your high heels. You're too much a star.
Estella, put your ear to the door and see if the bees are still in missus Niles' room. See if you can hear them buzzing. Yes. Have it? Go ahead. I can hear a buzzy. Then the bees, must be in there yet. I wouldn't be too sure about that. But you heard the buzzing, didn't you? Yeah. But I hear that all the time. Baby. Baby. It's Bessie. It's Bessie Mae Mucho. Miss Mucho, are they busy to your room too? Yes. They threw in the window of my boudoir while I was putting on my stokings. Stokings? Stokings. That's those needle little things the girls wear on their locks. Please. Just look for one of those naughty bees down beyond my knee. Those bees sure hang around from plastic joints. Yeah.
Well, don't stay in there, Cartella. Get in that room and chase the bees out. What are you going well, I'm allergic to bees. I can't even stand to, to eat bees, honey. Nobody else can eat bees, darling. Okay. They're not going in there and chase those bees out. Gosh. So all you have to do is go in there and lure the queen bee out the window and the rest of them will follow. Yeah. But I don't know a queen bee from any other bee. You don't? No. Why should I? That's Chuck and that would only interest another bee. That's it. Are you doing blessed? Are you gonna act like I've cowered in front of all these people? Now get in that room and chase the bees out. Okay. Go ahead.
Oh, boy. Look at the Ephesians here. You can hardly count them all. That's 24, 8, 9, 10, 20 5, 20 6, 20 7, 20 8. That was b 29. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. Oh, they're coming at me. Let me out. Let me out. Oh, Jesus almost got me. What's it that in there, Costello? Bad. I saw Wait.
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Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Okay. Come here, little queenie. I'm gonna get you. Take that. You didn't even touch me. I don't like that. I was the beast. I didn't even touch her. The bee said that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Whoever heard of a bee, a talking bee? Well, you've heard of a spelling bee. That's it. Look. There's the queen bee. She's lying on that chair. I'll get her this time. Oh, wait. Oh, what are you yelling for? I'm pushing on a bee if she's staying me. Well, if she's staying you, why'd you get up? I'm hurting her as much as she's talking to you.
Hey. What's what's that? Good night. Here comes the rest of the bees back through the window. They're coming back for the queen. Let's get out of here. Everybody, rest for the swimming pool. Hurry. Come on, everybody. We've got to dive into the pool. The Tom Roney kid dives in. What what? What happened?
Hello. It is Ryan, and I was on a flight the other day playing one of my favorite social spin slot games on chumbacasino.com. I looked over the person sitting next to me, and you know what they were doing? They were also playing Chumba casino. Coincidence? I think not. Everybody's loving having fun with it. Chumba casino is home to hundreds of casino style games that you can play for free anytime, anywhere even at 30,000 feet. So sign up now at chumbacasino.com to claim your free welcome bonus at chumba casino dot com and live the Chumba life. No purchase necessary. Terms and conditions 18 plus. Hey, guys. It is Ryan. I'm not sure if you know this about me, but I'm a bit of a fun fanatic when I can. I like to work, but I like fun too. It's a thing. And now the truth is out there. I can tell you about my favorite place to have fun, Chumba Casino. They have hundreds of social casino style games to choose from with new games released each week. You can play for free anytime, anywhere, and each day brings a new chance to collect daily bonuses. So join me in the fun. Sign up now at ChambaCasino.com.
No purchase necessary. DGW. Avoid for prohibited by law. See terms and conditions, 18 plus. What happened as
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No purchase necessary. DFW. Avoid where prohibited by laws. See terms and conditions 18 plus. What happened as no one got settled? Hey. Come in. Pastello. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Pastello, last week, missus Niles gave us a job working here in her apartment hotel. Now, when are you going to start doing some work around here? I am working at it. Wait. Do you see this tray? Yes. It's breakfast, but no time here at 02:02. Yeah. It's your breakfast. Hello. What's the idea of throwing that tray of food through the transfer? Missus Niles said, when anybody went to Rome, we'd throw in their bucket. No. No. No. You don't.
Nothing of a kind. That's four slaves I threw in. Well, you stop it. Missus Niles meant that, that, they have breakfast on her. They have breakfast on her? Yes. Every Whoo. Right. That's that's true. Every morning, all the tenants have tomato juice, poached eggs, and syrup, and pancakes on missus Niles. He's by lunchtime. She must be a fun looking lad. Will you get busy and do some work around this hotel? Okay. I'm gonna have your time to work. Alright. Call Freddie Lamar. Call Freddie Lamar. No. No. No. No. No. Just a minute, Costello. Nobody wants ice water, so I took up an onion. You've silver an onion? Yeah. That will make a right word.
All for no writer. All for no writer. Alright. That's that's That was a pretty weak joke. I should have used 200 and made it slow. Right. You're calling for no riders. Alright. You're wrecking this hotel. What's the idea of putting five men in Room 21? You know there's nothing in that room but a dresser. Yeah. That's what a sleep in, an addresser said. You mean five men are going to sleep in drawers? No. One guy has the night shift. I need to put those five men in one room. Yeah. That's a place of I had to take the dog off the hinges ladder across the chairs and sleep on it. How was? Well, it's a little grassy around the keyhole. I got it.
Hey. It's really crowded over here in Hollywood Avenue. You know that statue of Abraham Lincoln sitting in the chair Yes. I looked out there this morning. Lincoln was sharing the chair with Robert E Lee. Now can you stop this? Now you do need writers. That's tell her. And clean up this lobby. Grab that vacuum human start cleaning that rug. Oh, I love vacuum. Well, go ahead. Oh, I love vacuum. Well, go ahead. Oh, cut you off. Yeah. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off. Cut you off.
Cut you off. Cut you off. Hey. What happened? The vacuum inhaled up the cat. Now who? Yeah. Now what happened? I got the dog. Slow. Don't stand there. Reverse the motor and pull the cat dog out of the vacuum. Oh, you idiot. It's Casparo speaking. This is a man in 310. Will you set me up an umbrella? An umbrella? Yeah. Three of them cats and dogs. Castello. Castello. See what that man wanted to do next? How do you do, sir? I'd like to rent a room. Is this a modern hotel? Yeah. We have all modern casinos including hot and cold running. Hot and cold running? Running what? I don't know. We haven't been able to text in a yet. Well, thanks for warning me. Here's a dummy for you. Hello, Louise. What do I do to it? You got a pot for it, Jordy.
I'd like to invite that guy to sit on my barbed wire fence. And I look, sir, Costello. What's the idea of letting that man get out of here? With a terrible housing charge, we shouldn't have an empty room. Look. Look. We'll see what kind of a hotel clerk you walk away. Okay. Okay. Now look. You you stay behind the desk, and I'll pretend I'm looking for a room now. Now here I come. Don't forget. I'm a customer. You're a customer. Alright. Now pardon me. Good morning, clerk. Good morning. Could you give me a room? Why certainly? Could you give me a bathroom? Why? You have to watch yourself. There you go. Getting fresh with a customer. No. You got fresh with me. What's your idea of asking me to give you a bath? I didn't ask you to give me a bath. I know how to wash myself. You do have. I promise I'll matter. You wash yourself with your right hand or your left hand? With my right hand. Now ain't that funny? Are you soaked? Why do you stop. Well, please stop it, Lou. Get serious. I'm gonna give you one more chance. Now if you get it right this time, and here I come. Okay. Good morning, Clerk. Could you let me have a nice room? Yes. I can. And I have a lovely shower. Shower. Oh, I I don't want a shower. I'd rather have an old fashioned tub in my room. Where are you in? Your wife is welcome in. I, Oh, I'll put it behind that desk, you dope. I'll show you how a real hotel clerk conducts himself. I have. You'll be on the head looking for a room. Okay. You have a nice cup. Alright. You have a cup? Yes. Good morning.
Would you like a room? Yes. Who would? Wouldn't we, dear? I Yes. We want the finest room in the whole house. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Catella. Well, what do you do? I'm a married couple. I'm playing both parts. Here, this is mister Abbott, the clerk. My, you stupid, lovely, noten t shirt. No. Cut that out. Cut it out, Catella. I didn't say anything. She said it. Cut that out. Cut that out. You're not married. Young men, are you insinuating that we are not married? Cut the other one. Now, Becky, how are you telling? What about the home? We won't need it now. My wife's just Mister Rabbit. Mister Rabbit.
Yes, missus Niles. Miss Rabbit, I gave you and Costello a room at the Bob and Hotel, conditioned to do some work around this place. Oh, we are working, missus Niles. In fact, Costello's up on the Seventh Floor washing the
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windows.
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Costello, what are you doing? Hey. How does that gonna sound a floor standing on a window ledge washing a window? Well, what happened? I I stepped back to apply on my work. I lost you, idiot. I'll give you exactly $1 to get this all be cleaned up. Oh, I wish I could stay here and keep an eye on you, but I have to go to the beauty department to have my hair cut. Well, if you wanna stay here, I'll take your hair over for you. That's yeah. Costello, get to work. Costello, I want you to stop in selling missus Niles. You understand? Yes, sir. Hey. Hey. Hey. Look, Costello. Just drove up in front. See if you can help her out. Hello, miss Mitchell. Can I help you with your things? Oh, what about you? I'm very weary.
I was over to the Hollywood Country Club playing a game of golf. You say golf? Sure. I don't know what golf is. That's why you walk around with a cootie and a big pool of cooties. How was your game today, miss, Mucho? Well, I did Exerol with my brothy, but I just couldn't handle my marshies. I'm not sure what you're putting. Will I just get up to my boudoir and take my afternoon knock? Yes. You do. Look a little slumpy. Granadios and a bunch of stressiest to you. And your father's much faster to you too. Hello. Room service. Hello. Hi. Mister Man in 404. I'd like to leave a 06:00 call. Oh, not a 06:00 call? Well, then call me twice at three.
I'll call him up three times at two. I'll get him mixed up. Hey. Look at those, Catelli. Here comes a couple. Hi. Take their luggage. Right. How do you do? How do you do? We'd like to get a room. We're, mister and missus, Smith. Oh, I'm glad of that. We've been having a whole lot of choices lately. Quiet, Costello. You see, we're newlyweds. Aren't we, Rodney? Yes, Genevieve. Oh, I'm simply crazy about you, Rodney. I love to run my fingers through your curly hair. Bear right there. It must be on his chest. Look. Clerk. Never mind, Cartelah. Show the service is with, to Room 200. Yes. Bellboy, I'll take my suitcase, and you grab my wife's dress. Right.
Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. See that mister and missus Smith are comfortable and report back to the desk right away. Follow me. Here is your room. Thank you, young man. Here's a dime for your trouble. Good day. Thank you. Genevieve. Oh, Rodney.
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Here we are alone together.
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Well? Would you like a big picture of my sweater? No. Good day. Okay. It's gonna be Oh, Rodney. At last, we're alone.
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All day, I've been waiting for just one little kid.
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Well, what is it now? How about a small that's on my foot? No. No. Cook this. Cook this. Genevieve. Rodney. I think he's gone now. You'll have to fuck all the lotta right there. Here you are. Alright. Alright, punk. Out you go. Oh, wait a minute. Where now? Where you stopping? I'm stopping you. I'm stopping you. Okay. You never thought any hard times. Now get out and stay out. Oh, you're so masterful, Ross. Thank heavens he's gone. Oh,
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Oh, you're so masterful, Rodney. Let's have a look. Oh, Genevieve, come here to me. All day I've waited to hold you in my arms and tell you how lovely you are. Oh, my own little bride. Oh, Rodney. You're the most wonderful man I've ever met. You're my own
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Darling, darling husband. Well, what is it? I'm gonna be at the house. Take it back to the lobby, your soap. I'll get it later. Yes, sir. If that idiot knocks on this door again, so help me. I'll open the door and tear him to pee. Oh, that silly boy's gone. I hope he is, dear. You fat headed idiot. You're driving me to destruction. What in heaven's name do you want now? I just wanna tell you that the conference wasn't for you. Time you're near a road, aren't you glad you've got a no? And if the dawn is fresh, it's due. Aren't you glad you're you when a meadowlark appears?
Aren't you glad you've got You can see a summer sky. Hard oh, oh, okay. Come on, Costello. Get up and take
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your shower. I'm not gonna take any more showers. I don't like that stall shower. What's the matter with that stall shower? You just open the door once. Hey.
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Wait a minute. What's that horse doing in the, bathroom? It must be a horse for the backup. I let's get down. Let's get down to the desk in the lobby and get to work. Come on. Hey, Abbot. Alright. I wish we didn't have to work today. I wish it was summer and I was going down to the beach. Remember when I took Ruby Pook you down at a beach last summer? Yeah. What's going on at burying her end of sand? Yeah. Gee, I'd like to go down there again this summer. What for? It's time to dig around. Hey. Look, I still have your old friend, Scotty Brown. Would you like a room, Scotty? No. I just came over to use your shower bath. Oh, that would make 50¢ for a bath towel. I don't need a towel, Luddy. I brought along a box of carpet tax. Carpet tax? Aye. I I spread them on the floor and they make me jump up and down, and it dries me off every time. Well, then I'll have to charge you a nickel for a bathtub.
I won't need that either, buddy. I had a fight with my wife and worked myself into a lather. Castelli, you should have charged him for the water. He wouldn't use that either. He's got water underneath. Hey. That's the switchboard, Castelli. Answer it. Okay. What about the bees? Yes. What about the bees? There's a small bee for missus Niles' room. Good heavens. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. The bees will just have to defend themselves. Are you idiots? Those bees will sting them to death. Come on. On. We've gotta get up there. Oh oh, heavens. In about time you two got here, knock on all the doors, tell the guests the place to store bees. Okay, mister Niles.
What do you want? There's bees in mister Niles. Oh, what? I've got beetles and bats in my room. Who was that? Ray Meyer. A young man. A young man, do you know what to do for a bee sting? No. I don't. Well, first you pull the stinger out, then you wash with antiseptic, spread some mud on the sting rather than the guard lying down and being quiet. Wait a minute. You asked me. I asked you what? What do you do for a bee sting? Well, first you pull out the stinger, wash it out. Oh, my hand. Oh, my hand. Oh, my hair. Oh, my hair. Oh, my hair. Oh, my hair. Oh, look at me. The bees put all those bugs on my head. Now don't worry, mister Niles. Now you won't have to lay your high heels. You're too much a star.
Estella, put your ear to the door and see if the bees are still in missus Niles' room. See if you can hear them buzzing. Yes. Have it? Go ahead. I can hear a buzzy. Then the bees, must be in there yet. I wouldn't be too sure about that. But you heard the buzzing, didn't you? Yeah. But I hear that all the time. Baby. Baby. It's Bessie. It's Bessie Mae Mucho. Miss Mucho, are they busy to your room too? Yes. They threw in the window of my boudoir while I was putting on my stokings. Stokings? Stokings. That's those needle little things the girls wear on their locks. Please. Just look for one of those naughty bees down beyond my knee. Those bees sure hang around from plastic joints. Yeah.
Well, don't stay in there, Cartella. Get in that room and chase the bees out. What are you going well, I'm allergic to bees. I can't even stand to, to eat bees, honey. Nobody else can eat bees, darling. Okay. They're not going in there and chase those bees out. Gosh. So all you have to do is go in there and lure the queen bee out the window and the rest of them will follow. Yeah. But I don't know a queen bee from any other bee. You don't? No. Why should I? That's Chuck and that would only interest another bee. That's it. Are you doing blessed? Are you gonna act like I've cowered in front of all these people? Now get in that room and chase the bees out. Okay. Go ahead.
Oh, boy. Look at the Ephesians here. You can hardly count them all. That's 24, 8, 9, 10, 20 5, 20 6, 20 7, 20 8. That was b 29. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. She's dead. Oh, they're coming at me. Let me out. Let me out. Oh, Jesus almost got me. What's it that in there, Costello? Bad. I saw Wait.
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Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Okay. Come here, little queenie. I'm gonna get you. Take that. You didn't even touch me. I don't like that. I was the beast. I didn't even touch her. The bee said that. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Whoever heard of a bee, a talking bee? Well, you've heard of a spelling bee. That's it. Look. There's the queen bee. She's lying on that chair. I'll get her this time. Oh, wait. Oh, what are you yelling for? I'm pushing on a bee if she's staying me. Well, if she's staying you, why'd you get up? I'm hurting her as much as she's talking to you.
Hey. What's what's that? Good night. Here comes the rest of the bees back through the window. They're coming back for the queen. Let's get out of here. Everybody, rest for the swimming pool. Hurry. Come on, everybody. We've got to dive into the pool. The Tom Roney kid dives in. What what? What happened?
